MONSTER BLOOD
Flying through the endless voids of space to another amazing food planet was Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Donbrothers, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Princess Anita, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Kamen Rider (1971), Hibiki Riders, Agito Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Faiz Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Dragon Knight Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Wallflower Blush, Alice Kingsleigh, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Sakura Knudson, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman and his counterparts, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Venus, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily as well as Gator Ghoul, Yost Pyro, Volt Kraken, Kat, Big Daddy Boo and Lord Fear as well as Becca Chang, Elizabeth Swann, Bulla, Valese, ChiChi And Jade Chan along with Animorphs Jake, Leo Corbett, Kameo, Yost Reed, Eiji Hino, Blossom Z, Bloom, Cayenne, Courage, Oceanus Shenron, Will Vandom, and Cadance and we were ready for what this food planet was going to have on it.
Me: I have a feeling this food planet will have a lot of things good.
Camie: I have that feeling too.
Lincoln: All the food planets we went too have awesome food.
Nico: They sure do.
Me: Yeah they always have stuff that's good.
Qin: I agree there.
Bulla: This will be so fun though.
Becca Chang: I'm really looking forward to this one.
Nico: Becca, I want to thank you, Gator Ghoul, and your teams for coming.
Becca: No problem Nico. This is gonna be so fun and cool.
Kameo: Yeah I'm really looking forward to this one.
Elizabeth Swann: I am too.
Nico: Elizabeth, did you expect Davy Jones to have killed Athena?
Elizabeth Swann: Not at all Nico. What he did to her was absolutely horrible.
Me: That octopus-faced monster! He really tore all of Atlantica apart! And he devastated King Triton!
Nico: Yeah no kidding!
Eli: I'm glad he is gone for good now.
Camie: So is all of us.
Varie: Yeah I hated that monster!
Lana: Me too!
Lola: He was pure evil!
Elizabeth Swann: He sure was. He was a truly ruthless pirate.
Me: So were the British there.
Nico: Yeah no kidding.
Maria: I agree.
Me: What Davy Jones did was completely unforgivable.
Eli: Yeah no kidding! He tore apart my sisters family.
Nico: Big time!
Me: But before you joined us Nico, I resurrected Athena and gave Ariel back her mother and even had Melody be with her Grandmother too.
Nico: I remember hearing about that. That was so cool.
Eli: It sure was!
Nico: I bet Ariel was so happy
Me: She was! And so was King Triton. A piece of his soul was returned to him and healed in him.
Nico: That is cool!
Me: Yeah it sure is.
Elizabeth Swann: That is great she is back.
Me: Yeah if we ever do a future rescue to the world of Pirates of The Caribbean, I want to see the look on Davy Jones' fishy face when he sees Athena back from the dead.
Nico: OOH! Heh heh heh heh heh! I like it.
Me: Yep. When he killed Athena he made an immortal enemy of not just Eli but EVERYONE in Atlantica too.
Eli: You got that right bro.
Nico: Yeah.
Me: Speaking of pirates, I thought it was really awesome that the Mascots made their own pirate crew and went on awesome Swashbuckling adventures.
Maria: Poliwag slapped Horsea on the ass! And Moe was close to calling the police!
Gator Ghoul: (LAUGHS) Long John Peter told us that he did the same thing back then. That was awesome.
Yost Pyro: (LAUGHS) Yeah we heard all about that yesterday and we couldn't stop laughing back then.
Me: (LAUGHS) That was so fun. Poromon and Poliwag were awesome pirates and so were Apple Bloom and everyone.
Maria: That was funny.
Nico: Yeah that was awesome though. But come on Maria it was fun and they built an awesome version of the Skyship Zord which I thought was really cool.
Gator Ghoul: What was it called?
Me: The Bermuda Dragons Revenge.
Gator Ghoul: Ooh! I like that.
Laney: They built it in our garage and it was awesome.
Xenia: Yeah it sure was.
Me: And in just a few hours they rose to becoming the Terrors to Criminals Everywhere Across the Seven Seas and they became the Greatest Dread Pirates of all time.
Nico: Wow! That is awesome.
Apple Bloom: Being a pirate was so fun and cool!
Applejack: (LAUGHS) That's my swashbuckling sister.
Me: That was cool that Ship Org, Captain Mutiny, The Ghost of Redbeard and a bunch of Pokemon were part of the mix.
Nico: It sure was.
May: The Haunted Mask didn't see it coming
Me: No it didn't. But the funniest part was finding out that the masks exploded when they heard Patrick's song.
Lily: (LAUGHS) That was hilarious!
Nico: Remind me again. Why was that song made?
Lily: Patrick wanted to make a song from a Poem so he had it done. But the song was so terrible that it killed all four members of the band that made it! After we had everyone listen to the song in Bikini Bottom, which completely burned the whole town, everyone REALLY HATED that song. Then everyone pelted SpongeBob and Patrick with Dodgeballs.
WE GASPED!
Nico: That is crazy!
Girl Jordan: Ouch!
Me: But using a bad song like that was really genius.
Nico: It sure was!
Xenia: Yeah!
Camie: That song was really funny though.
Varie: I liked it.
Luan: (LAUGHS) Yeah it was really funny!
Eddy: (LAUGHS) That was a song from Hell.
Me: Yeah!
Laney: But in the end we destroyed the Haunted Mask and Carly Beth, Sabrina, Chuck and Steve are now free of a bad night
Me: Thank goodness.
Nico: Is Carly Beth okay this time?
Laney: She is doing much better now that her demons are destroyed.
Nico: Thank goodness. And Bloom, Cayenne, Courage, Oceanus Shenron, Will Vandom, and Cadance all did good on that one.
Me: They sure did.
Courage: Mm-hmm.
Bloom: That was so fun.
Oceanus Shenron: It sure was awesome.
Sakura Knudson: That was the coolest one ever.
Me: Well Slappy is REALLY on edge now. But we're going to be ready for him.
Maria: We're here!
We arrived at the planet and it was a white and green planet.
Me: From up here it looks like a snowy forest planet.
Nico: Cool.
We went down to the planet and we smelled something fishy. Literally.
We then landed and saw that it was a planet made of SUSHI!
Me: Whoa! It's a planet made of Sushi!
Samurai Jack: This is my kind of planet.
Lola: Wow! Look at this!
Nico: Let me have a taste
Nico had a taste of the sushi and he had a crab roll and it was awesome.
Nico: Yummy!
Me: Boy this is amazing.
I got a bunch of sushi and ate some and it was good.
Me: Mmm! Boy this is awesome.
Samurai Jack was eating a lot of sushi.
Nico: (Eating) Mmm! So good.
May ate some.
May: (Eating) Mmm! Boy this is amazing!
Me: It sure is!
Eli: (Eating) Boy it sure is awesome.
Laney: Boy this is awesome and cool.
Lincoln: At least I'm not putting maple syrup on mine this time.
Laney: UCH That was so gross!
Me: YUCK! I remember that.
Nico: What happened?
Me: Lincoln was worried that he was becoming too predictable. So he decided to mix it up by wearing different costumes and eating different foods and all kinds of stuff.
FLASHBACK - In between the Events of Chapters 186 and 187
[The next day is a rainy day, Lincoln walks up to the table wearing a Shakespearean outfit and carrying a plate of sake sushi.]
Laney: You're eating sushi for breakfast?
Lincoln: Yep. Pretty wild, huh?
Lisa: Meh, not in Japan.
Me: That's cool that you want to try that.
Lincoln: [Grabs the maple syrup off the table.] How about, covered in syrup?
Me: OH YUCK!
[Lincoln daringly drizzles the syrup on the fish. Lynn, Laney Lola, Luan, and Lisa turn green at the sight of this and leave to throw up.]
Me: That is going to taste like PUKE!
[Lincoln grabs his chopsticks, and nervously attempts to eat it. He takes a bite and turns even greener than his sisters did, and runs to throw up, too.]
Me: YUCK!
I took a fork and tried some.
Me: Hm. Not bad.
FLASHBACK ENDS
Lana: That's cool that you like Sushi topped with syrup J.D.
Me: It was gross at first but I liked it.
Lincoln: Weird but awesome.
Nico: You're not THAT predictable.
Lincoln: Yeah looking back I don't know what I was thinking. Also the costumes Laney let me try on were cool.
Nico: What did Lincoln dress as?
Me: He looked like a business executive, Shakespearean Man from the 16th Century, A French Mime, Half a Horse Costume, Deep Sea Diving Gear, Gothic Attire, Cheese Princess, everyone called him Unpredictable Loud.
Lincoln: (LAUGHS) I liked that. And it was cool.
Laney: Yeah and I let him wear all those costumes. My closet is full of them.
Camie: That is awesome.
Rarity: Your costumes are absolutely amazing Laney darling.
Laney: Thanks Rarity.
Izzy Moonbow: Oh that is so amazing there. I would love to dress up like all of those!
Pinkie Pie: Me too! That would be so fun!
Camie: Yeah it sure would!
Maria ate some sushi.
Maria: (EATING) Mmm! So yummy.
Me: Boy it sure is.
I ate a piece of sushi but then I tasted something REALLY FOUL and spit it out!
Me: (SPITS) BLECH! OH YUCK! That one tasted like blood and raw sewage!
Nico: Weird. Maybe something got mixed in with it.
Me: Yeah.
I saw that it was purple slime.
Me: Purple slime?
I picked it up and it was gross.
Me: Ew. This is gross. Hmm.
It was really sticky and it smelled really bad.
Me: (Sniffs) Yuck! Smells like blood and ashes from a Carnage Corpse.
Girl Jordan: It's not symbiote goo I know that. And Carnage is red. This one is purple.
Qin: Unusual.
Nico: Let me have a taste
Nico tasted it and then he spit it out too.
Nico: BLECH! That is disgusting! Tastes like raw sewage and chum!
Me: Yuck!
Lincoln: Okay, guys, we've got ourselves a huge emergency: we got word from Zackie Beauchamp and Adam Levin that The Blob Monster is back, along with the cursed typewriter, and it's causing havoc again.
We gasped.
Me: I thought I tasted something gross!
Nico: Oh shit, I knew it was going to be The Blob Monster and the cursed typewriter again, I just knew it.
Me: Same here, and during that adventure, we also met The Jungle Fury Rangers as well, and there's no doubt Slappy brought back the cursed typewriter and brought back The Blob Monster, damn that walking toothpick!
Lincoln: That dummy really enjoys pissing us off to no end. Well, then, since we got a dangerous toy robot to deal with, we're gonna need all hands on deck.
Lincoln called the rest of the team, and they arrived.
Ink Stella: We got here as fast as we could.
Pelea: We're ready for The Blob Monster, and ready to piss Slappy off even more.
Lincoln: This should be good.
Yugito Nii: Wow! A planet made of sushi! This world makes me feel right at home!
Cat: Sush! Sush shi shi shi! (SNIFFS) FISHY FISHY FISH!
He and Yugito Nii ate the sushi!
Me: Looks like Yugito and Cat love this planet and so does Shizuka Nekonome.
Nico: Yeah!
Lincoln: (Sensed for The Blob Monster) AHA! Gotcha! I just spotted The Blob Monster, he's 20 yards away and he's already causing havoc and I just picked up on Zackie and Adam. We better get there immediately and get those two out of the way before that monster causes any more trouble.
Nico: Right. We can't let this go on any further.
Lincoln: Exactly.
Gatomon: SUSHI!
Kari: (LAUGHS) Looks like Gatomon loves this planet too.
She was eating sushi.
Nico: Looks like the cat members of the team love this planet.
Me: They feel right at home.
Xenia: They sure do.
Yugito Nii: This is amazing that there is a planet like this!
Xenia: It sure is awesome.
Lincoln: (Sensed Flip's musclebound thugs) And hold up, I sensed a massive army of Flip's musclebound thugs also heading right for us.
Nico: That mutant just doesn't even know when to quit!
Suddenly, we saw a massive army of Flip's musclebound thugs arrive, and they came barreling towards us in a fit of rage.
Lincoln: I knew there was no mistaking the stench of B.O. in the air!
Lincoln fired vacuum tubes from his chest which latched onto the chests of Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs, and then, the vacuum tubes literally began sucking Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs dry of all their massive muscle mass, virility, blood, and physical strength, and all of it was being pumped into Lincoln and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed and he also grew even stronger. When Lincoln was done, the vacuum tubes detached themselves from the chests of the thugs and went back into Lincoln, and the thugs were now dead from blood loss and thin as a rake and he fired a blast of red energy and destroyed them leaving them as ashes. Then, we set out to rescue Zackie Beauchamp and Adam Levin from The Blob Monster.
We were flying and then, we saw Zackie Beauchamp and Adam Levin, and we also saw The Blob Monster heading right for them.
Lincoln: There they are!
Camie: That is one DISGUSTING PILE OF VOMIT!
Lily: It reminds me of The Blob from 1956 and 88.
Xenia: Yeah.
Nico: Alright, team, let's get him!
We fired ice blasts that hit The Blob Monster and he screamed in pure agony and we landed in front of Zackie Beauchamp and Adam Levin.
Zackie Beauchamp: Guys, oh thank goodness you made it. That Blob Monster's back and...!
Lincoln: We already know, Zackie, the cursed typewriter's come back and that it was Slappy who did this.
Adam Levin: We managed to grab the typewriter after Zackie kicked Slappy in the face and we ran away from The Blob Monster.
Adam Levin showed the cursed typewriter.
Nico: Nice one, and you did awesome kicking Slappy in the face.
Zackie Beauchamp: He made me mad, and when the time comes to face him, I'll put his head in a woodchipper!
Nico: I already called dibs on putting that rotten toothpick in a woodchipper.
Maria: The Blob Monster's looking a lot like its' book version now.
Nico: It sure is an UGLY FREAK of nature!
Qin: Yeah!
I fired a wave of ice and it hit the blob and hurt it bad!
Me: Just like in The Blob movies. That one didn't like ice either.
Nico: Nice!
Leo Corbett: Go Galactic!
Eiji: Henshin!
They transformed and were ready!
Qin: Oh yeah!
They fired waves of energy and blasted the Blob all over.
Me: You are a disgusting pile of slop!
I fired a blast of ice and it hit the blob and it roared in pain!
Nico: And you taste bad!
Me: YEAH!
Brittney: Time to unleash darkness! (CONDOR OF THE VIOLET FLAME POWER!)
She flared up a Purple Condor Aura!
(TOURNIQUET BY EVANESCENCE PLAYS)
Brittney: (SINGING DIVINELY AS SHE FLOATS AND DARKNESS AND VIOLET FIRE SWIRLED AROUND HER)
I tried to kill the pain
But only brought more (so much more)
I lay dying
And I'm pouring crimson regret and betrayal
I'm dying, praying, bleeding and screaming
Am I too lost to be saved?
Am I too lost?
My God, my Tourniquet
Return to me salvation
My God, my Tourniquet
Return to me salvation
Do you remember me?
Lost for so long
Will you be on the other side?
Or will you forget me?
I'm dying, praying, bleeding and screaming
Am I too lost to be saved?
Am I too lost?
My God, my Tourniquet
Return to me salvation
My God, my Tourniquet
Return to me salvation
I want to die
My God, my Tourniquet
Return to me salvation
My God, my Tourniquet
Return to me salvation
My wounds cry for the grave
My soul cries for deliverance
Will I be denied Christ?
Tourniquet
My suicide
Return to me salvation
Return to me salvation
She fired waves of darkness and fire and blasted the blob all over!
Nico: WHOA! Nice one Brittney!
Lola: YEAH!
Lana: Here's one from me! YETI POWER!
She flared up an Ice Yeti Aura!
(I'M A BELIEVER BY SMASH MOUTH PLAYS)
Lana: (SINGING DIVINELY AS ICE SWIRLED AROUND HER)
I thought love was only true in fairy tales
Meant for someone else, but not for me
Love was out to get me
That's the way it seemed
Disappointment haunted all my dreams
And then I saw her face, now I'm a believer
And not a trace, of doubt in my mind
I'm in love, I'm a believer
I couldn't leave her if I tried
I thought love was more or less a givin' thing
The more I gave, the less I got, oh yeah
What's the use in tryin'
All you get is pain
When I wanted sunshine, I got rain
And then I saw her face, now I'm a believer
And not a trace, of doubt in my mind
I'm in love, I'm a believer
I couldn't leave her if I tried
What's the use of trying
All you get is pain
When I wanted sunshine, I got rain
And then I saw her face, now I'm a believer
And not a trace, of doubt in my mind
But I'm in love, I'm a believer
I couldn't leave her if I tried
Then I saw her face, now I'm a believer
Not a trace, of doubt in my mind
Now I'm a believer, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Now I'm a believer
Then I saw her face
Now I'm a believer
Not a trace
Of doubt in my mind
I'm a believer
She fired waves of ice and blasted the blob all over the place and it roared in pain!
Me: OH YEAH!
Xenia: YEAH!
Shrek: Now my other song!
Lola: Allow me! PHOENIX FIRE POWER!
She flared up a Phoenix Fire Aura!
(ALL STAR BY SMASH MOUTH PLAYS)
Lola: (SINGING DIVINELY AS FIRE SWIRLS AROUND HER)
Somebody once told me
The world is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
She was looking kind of dumb
With her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an "L" on her forehead
Well, the years start coming
And they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart, but your head gets dumb
So much to do, so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the back streets?
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't glow
Hey now, you're an all star
Get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star
Get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
It's a cool place and they say it gets colder
You're bundled up now, wait 'til you get older
But the meteor men beg to differ
Judging by the hole in the satellite picture
The ice we skate is getting pretty thin
The water's getting warm so you might as well swim
My world's on fire, how about yours?
That's the way I like it and I never get bored
Hey now, you're an all star
Get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star
Get the show on, get paid
All that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
Hey now, you're an all star
Get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star
Get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars
Somebody once asked
"Could I spare some change for gas?
I need to get myself away from this place"
I said, "Yep, what a concept
I could use a little fuel myself"
And we could all use a little change
Well, the years start coming
And they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart, but your head gets dumb
So much to do, so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the back streets?
You'll never know if you don't go (go!)
You'll never shine if you don't glow
Hey now, you're an all star
Get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star
Get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
She fired fireballs and blasted the blob all over the place!
Nico: OH YEAH! WHOO! LOVE SMASH MOUTH!
Xenia: YEAH!
Sam S.L.: This is for me and Luna! VOLCANIC DRAGON POWER!
She flared up a Volcanic Dragon Aura!
(BAD ROMANCE BY LADY GAGA PLAYS)
Sam S.L.: (SINGING DIVINELY AS LAVA AND FIRE SWIRLED AROUND HER)
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
Caught in a bad romance
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
Caught in a bad romance
Rah, rah-ah-ah-ah
Roma, roma-ma
Gaga, ooh-la-la
Want your bad romance
Rah, rah-ah-ah-ah
Roma, roma-ma
Gaga, ooh-la-la
Want your bad romance
I want your ugly, I want your disease
I want your everything as long as it's free
I want your love
Love, love, love, I want your love (hey)
I want your drama, the touch of your hand (hey)
I want your leather-studded kiss in the sand
I want your love
Love, love, love, I want your love (love, love, love)
(I want your love)
You know that I want you
And you know that I need you
I want it bad, your bad romance
I want your love, and I want your revenge
You and me could write a bad romance (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
I want your love and all your lover's revenge
You and me could write a bad romance
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
Caught in a bad romance
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
Caught in a bad romance
Rah, rah-ah-ah-ah
Roma, roma-ma
Gaga, ooh-la-la
Want your bad romance
I want your horror, I want your design
'Cause you're a criminal as long as you're mine
I want your love
Love, love, love, I want your love
I want your psycho, your vertigo shtick (hey)
Want you in my rear window, baby, you're sick
I want your love
Love, love, love, I want your love (love, love, love)
(I want your love)
You know that I want you
And you know that I need you ('cause I'm a free bitch, baby)
I want it bad, your bad romance
I want your love, and I want your revenge
You and me could write a bad romance (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
I want your love and all your lover's revenge
You and me could write a bad romance
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
Caught in a bad romance
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
Caught in a bad romance
Rah, rah-ah-ah-ah
Roma, roma-ma
Gaga, ooh-la-la
Want your bad romance
Rah, rah-ah-ah-ah
Roma, roma-ma
Gaga, ooh-la-la
Want your bad romance
Walk, walk, fashion baby
Work it, move that bitch crazy
Walk, walk, fashion baby
Work it, move that bitch crazy
Walk, walk, fashion baby
Work it, move that bitch crazy
Walk, walk, passion baby
Work it, I'm a free bitch, baby
I want your love, and I want your revenge
I want your love, I don't wanna be friends
J'veux ton amour, et je veux ta revanche
J'veux ton amour, I don't wanna be friends (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh)
No, I don't wanna be friends (oh-oh-oh, caught in a bad romance)
I don't wanna be friends (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh)
Want your bad romance (oh-oh-oh)
Caught in a bad romance
Want your bad romance
I want your love, and I want your revenge
You and me could write a bad romance (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
I want your love and all your lover's revenge
You and me could write a bad romance
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
(Want your bad romance)
Caught in a bad romance
(Want your bad romance)
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
(Want your bad romance)
Caught in a bad romance
Rah, rah-ah-ah-ah
Roma, roma-ma
Gaga, ooh-la-la
Want your bad romance
She fired waves of fire and lava blasted the Blob all over!
Qin: OH YEAH!
Me: Love Lady Gaga! WOO!
Lisa Simpson: That was so awesome!
Ben turned into Big Chill.
Ben: BIG CHILL!
Me: Necrofriggian Power! YEAH!
Chione: Now you're talking!
They fired waves of ice and endothermic fire and blasted the Blob all over!
Camie: Take that!
Lori: Taste the winds of fire! SYLPH POWER!
She flared up a Sylph Aura!
(HOLDING OUT FOR A HERO BY BONNIE TYLER PLAYS)
Lori: (SINGING DIVINELY AS FIRE AND WIND SWIRLED AROUND HER)
Where have all the good men gone
And where are all the gods?
Where's the streetwise Hercules
To fight the rising odds?
Isn't there a white knight upon a fiery steed
Late at night, I toss and I turn
And I dream of what I need
I need a hero
I'm holding out for a hero 'til the end of the night
He's gotta be strong, and he's gotta be fast
And he's gotta be fresh from the fight
I need a hero
I'm holding out for a hero 'til the morning light
He's gotta be sure, and it's gotta be soon
And he's gotta be larger than life
Larger than life
Somewhere after midnight
In my wildest fantasy
Somewhere, just beyond my reach
There's someone reaching back for me
Racing on the thunder
And rising with the heat
It's gonna take a Superman to sweep me off my feet, yeah
I need a hero
I'm holding out for a hero 'til the end of the night
He's gotta be strong, and he's gotta be fast
And he's gotta be fresh from the fight
I need a hero
I'm holding out for a hero 'til the morning light
He's gotta be sure, and it's gotta be soon
And he's gotta be larger than life
I need a hero
I'm holding out for a hero 'til the end of the night
Up where the mountains meet the heavens above
Out where the lightning splits the sea
I could swear there is someone, somewhere watching me
Through the wind and the chill and the rain
And the storm and the flood
I can feel his approach like a fire in my blood
(Like a fire in my blood, like a fire in my blood
Like a fire in my blood, like a fire in my blood, blood)
I need a hero
I'm holding out for a hero 'til the end of the night
He's gotta be strong, and he's gotta be fast
And he's gotta be fresh from the fight
I need a hero
I'm holding out for a hero 'til the morning light
He's gotta be sure, and it's gotta be soon
And he's gotta be larger than life
I need a hero
I'm holding out for a hero 'til the end of the night
He's gotta be strong, and he's gotta be fast
And he's gotta be fresh from the fight
I need a hero
I'm holding out for a hero 'til the morning light
He's gotta be sure, and it's gotta be soon
And he's gotta be larger than life
I need a hero
I'm holding out for a hero 'til the end of the night
She fired waves of wind and fireballs and blasted the blob all over the place!
Qin: AWESOME!
Me: Way to go Lori!
Ronnie Anne: OH YEAH! Now for the power of fireworks! FIREWORKS DRAGON POWER!
She flared up a Fireworks Dragon Aura!
(RHYTHM DIVINE BY ENRIQUE IGLESIAS PLAYS)
Ronnie Anne: (SINGING DIVINELY AS FIREWORKS AND LIGHTNING SWIRLED AROUND HER)
From the coast of Ipanema
To the Island of Capri
All the way to Guadeloupe
I will follow you wherever you may be
From the moment I first saw you
Knew my heart could not be free
Have to hold you in my arms now
There can never be another for me
All I need is the rhythm divine
Lost in the music, your heart will be mine
All I need is to look in your eyes
Viva la musica, say you'll be mine
Can you feel the heat of passion?
Can you taste our love's sweet wine
Join the dance and let it happen
Put tomorrow's cares right out of your mind
As the music drives you closer
And you fall under my spell
I will catch you in my arms now
Where the night will take us no one can tell
All I need is the rhythm divine
Lost in the music, your heart will be mine
All I need is to look in your eyes
Viva la musica, say you'll be mine
Gotta have this feeling forever
Gotta live this moment together
Nothing else matters just you and the night
Follow on the wings of desire
Now the rhythm's taking you higher
No one can stop us from having it all
You are my heart you are my soul
All I need it the rhythm divine
Lost in the music, your hear will be mine
All I need is to look in your eyes
Viva la musica, say you'll be mine
All I need it the rhythm divine
Lost in the music, your heart will be mine
All I need is to look in your eyes
Viva la musica, say you'll be mine
Can you feel the rhythm
Can you feel the rhythm
Can you feel the rhythm, burning, burning
Can you feel the rhythm
Can you feel the rhythm
Can you feel the rhythm, burning, burning
Can you feel the rhythm
Can you feel the rhythm
Can you feel the rhythm, burning, burning
Can you feel the rhythm
Can you feel the rhythm
Can you feel the rhythm, burning, burning
She fired waves of fireworks and lightning and blasted the Blob all over!
Nico: OH YEAH!
Me: Love Enrique! So awesome!
Bobby: Awesome Nie Nie!
Big Chill: Time to go Ultimate!
He turned into ULTIMATE BIG CHILL!
Ultimate Big Chill: ULTIMATE BIG CHILL! Time for you to feel the pain of Fire So Cold it Burns!
He fired a massive blast of endothermic fire and froze the Blob!
Lincoln: Nice one
Poliwag: Will water hurt it?
Nico: Go for it!
He fired a wave of water and drenched the Blob and it sure enough did hurt it! IT ROARED IN PAIN!
Qin: Guess that answers that!
Me: Taste the Illusions of horror! HELLFIRE NIGHTMARE STYLE NINJA ART: INFERNO OF THE TORTURED ONE!
I fired a wave of incredibly dark fire and it formed into a MASSIVE KAIJU SIZE STARFISH AND IT WAS THE TORTURED ONE! LIGHTNING STRUCK ALL OVER AS IT ROARED LIKE GODZILLA 2014! IT SMASHED THE BLOB ALL OVER AND ATE SOME OF IT AND BURNED IT!
Qin: WHOA! That was AWESOME!
Nico: At least it's not the real one.
Me: Thank goodness.
Nico: That was cool though.
Me: Thanks.
Sakura Knudson: Time to freeze this monster in darkness. DARKNESS STORMBEAST POWER!
She flared up a darkness ice storm beast aura!
(LUNA'S FUTURE PLAYS)
Sakura Knudson: (SINGING DIVINELY AS DARKNESS AND ICE SWIRLED AROUND HER)
I see a cold wind blowing through
I see days neither fun nor free
I see a future caused by you
I see a path not meant to be
The future should be filled with magic
Dreams and wishes brought to life
But the days ahead are dark and tragic
No time for hope when all is strife
Whatever might have been
All the dreams that ponies share
Because of you, Snowfall Frost
Now the future is a cold nightmare
Me and Nico had shivers of fear go down our spines as we heard her sing that and she fired waves of darkness and ice and blasted the blob all over.
Qin: (GULP) That was scary!
Me: No kidding!
Nico: (GULPS) That was terrifying.
Me: Wow! Well done sis!
Sakura Knudson: That was awesome doing that.
Me: You sang it really well.
Sakura Knudson: Thanks. It was my first time doing that one.
Me: You did really well.
Suddenly, Ink Stella's black eyes turned neon black and she was surrounded by an ink black energy aura with stars, ink, phoenixes, and angels, and as she approached The Blob Monster, she left ink black energy, stars, sand, ink, phoenixes, and angels with every step.
Ink Stella: I always knew Slappy would one day send you here to attack us, you blob of slime, and now, it's high-time we put you down for good.
Suddenly, Ink Stella was surrounded by a massive vortex of sandy brown energy with stars and ink surrounding the vortex, there are phoenixes and angels flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a ink black phoenix with red eyes glaring at The Blob Monster: the red eyes of death. Then, as the vortex faded, Ink Stella emerged, but she was changed forever.
Ink Stella grew to 7'9" in height, she has gold metal bands on her biceps and thighs, and she now has eleven large ink black orbs orbiting around her legs, she has the body of a goddess, she has sand-colored highlights in the bangs of her long flowing brown hair and she has a large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four large orbiting golden rings on each corner behind her head, she has neon ink black eyes and an ink black energy aura with stars, ink, phoenixes, and angels surrounding her and immense neon rainbow protective aura with elements swirling around it, she has a phoenix holding a drop of ink in its claws emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with ink black iris, she has on phoenix earrings with onyx gems for eyes and holding the Sand, Ink, and Eternity Kanjis in its claws, she has on her Crystal Necklace of the Buddha with onyx gems on the gold flame links and onyx crystal links and onyx black phoenix-shaped Element of Harmony and below the Element of Harmony is a phoenix with onyx black gems for eyes and holding the Sand, Ink, and Eternity Kanjis in its claws for the pendant and she has on a white and gold accented choker on her neck, she has on the same outfit as Stella, but hers is more ink themed, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with stars, ink, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails, and on the back is a phoenix with inkwells surrounding it. Suddenly, Ink Stella felt a sharp pain on her back and then, massive black angel wings with white tips on the large black feathers grew and sprouted out of her back, she has on a Ring of The Phoenix with onyx black gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger and she has on black fingerless gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on the back and Stone of Gelel embedded on her left hand.
Suddenly, Ink Stella's massive greatsword and all the greatswords and swords she'd gotten began merging and they're surrounded by a kaleidoscope of ink black energy, stars, ink, phoenixes, and angels, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Ink Stella's L-Emental Eternal Inkwell Phoenix Angel Greatsword of L-Emental Eternal Inkwell Phoenix Angel Love, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded white gems and phoenix etched on the 7'6" massive, wide, double-edged ink black blade, large ink black phoenix heads for the crossguard, large white angel faces built into both sides of the hilt with large ink black gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large ink black phoenix heads with white gems for eyes and a large ink black phoenix head with white gems for eyes and white gem in its mouth on the bottom of the ink black phoenix heads for the pommel, she has on her large gold Bracers of the Champions of The Universe with large ink black gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet on the left gold Bracer, large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with large gold phoenix head with ink black gems for eyes and large ink black gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's an ink black kanji below the phoenix that said, "Ink Stella, Elemental Angel of Ink, Member of The L-Ementals, Loving Girlfriend of Air Lincoln, Archenemy of Desgon, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Member of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Defender of The Loud House and The Loud Family, and Master of Ink, Angels, and Phoenixes"
インク・ステラ、インクのエレメンタル・エンジェル、L-エメンタルズのメンバー、エア・リンカーンの愛するガールフレンド、デスゴンの大敵、コスモスの勇敢な戦士、宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先の守護者、擁護者、そして救世主、大使であり灯台宇宙への希望、友情の力と要素のマスター、天界のゼルナガの怒りのマスター、ブラックゲートのマスター、究極の善の究極の力、真実の真の女神、正義、愛、思いやり、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠心、誠実さ、寛大さ、優しさ、無私の心、勇気、そして信頼、破壊者であり悪の殺戮者、狂った、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、驚くべき強力な数多くの素晴らしく強力な教師の生徒、チーム・ラウド・フェニックス・ストームのメンバー、ラウド・ハウスとラウド・ファミリーの擁護者、そしてインク、エンジェル、フェニックスのマスター
Ink Stella has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA L-EMENTAL TRUE ETERNAL INK BLOB INKWELL INK PHOENIX ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC L-EMENTAL TRUE ETERNAL INK BLOB INKWELL INK PHOENIX ANGEL PHOENIX ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE COSMIC L-EMENTAL TRUE ETERNAL INK BLOB INKWELL INK PHOENIX ANGEL LOVE!
We were amazed by Ink Stella's Super Angel-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation, and when Air Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding.
Lincoln: Yep, he's me alright.
Luna: Yeah, there's no mistaking that love-crazy look in those eyes anywhere.
But, when The Blob Monster saw it, he ran at her to eat her, but Ink Stella fired a massive barrage of ink black energy, stars, ink, phoenixes, and angels and they exploded with incredible power as they hit The Blob Monster, he got back up, but he was even angrier than ever.
Ink Stella: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The L-Emental True Eternal Inkwell Ink Blob Ink Phoenix Angel and Divine Cosmic L-Emental True Eternal Inkwell Ink Blob Ink Phoenix Angel Love) Looks like I've gone and really made him mad.
Nico: Big time, now he's really mad you just ruined his appetite.
Pelea: Well, we'll just make him even madder.
Lincoln: I agree, there's no way we're letting this garbage disposal run loose, and I've got a few new surprises in store for him.
Suddenly, Pelea's orange eyes turned neon orange and she was surrounded by an orange and black energy aura with stars, lava, magma, fire, flames, golems, phoenixes, and angels, she unholstered her massive greatsword from her back, and as she approached The Blob Monster, she left orange and black energy, stars, lava, magma, fire, flames, golems, phoenixes, and angels with every step.
Pelea: Every single word Ink Stella said is true, you're just a carnivorous overgrown blob who just causes nothing but destruction to slake your hunger. Now, you've got yourself in deep shit now, we're taking you down and we're so going to enjoy pissing Slappy off even more.
Suddenly, Pelea was surrounded by a massive vortex of orange and black energy with stars, lava, magma, fire, and flames surrounding the vortex, there are golems, phoenixes, and angels flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is an orange phoenix with red eyes glaring at The Blob Monster: the red eyes of death. Then, as the vortex faded, Pelea emerged, but she was changed forever.
Pelea grew from 6'0" to 7'9" in height, she has metal gold bracers on her biceps and thighs, and she now has eleven large orange and black orbs orbiting around her legs, she has the voluptuous body of a goddess, she has aqua blue highlights in the bangs of her long white hair and gold horns on her head and she has a large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four large orbiting golden rings on each corner behind her head, she has neon orange eyes and an orange and black energy aura with stars, lava, magma, fire, flames, golems, phoenixes, and angels surrounding her and immense neon rainbow protective aura with planets swirling around it, she has a phoenix and Selkie emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with orange iris, she has on lava golem earrings with orange gems for eyes and holding the Lava, Fire, and Eternity Kanjis in its hands, she also has a lava golem with orange gems for eyes and holding the Lava, Fire, and Eternity Kanjis in its hands on the bottom of her aqua blue selkie-shaped Element of Harmony, along with the gold phoenix pendant of her Elemental Phoenix Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with orange crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and orange gems on the gold lava drop links and she has on a white and gold accented choker on her neck. Pelea has on a lava-proof orange midriff sleeveless top, orange skirt, and long sleeveless white trenchcoat with stars, lava, magma, fire, flames, golems, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails, and on the back is a phoenix and lava golem surrounded by lava. Suddenly, Pelea felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, massive white angel wings with orange tips on the large white feathers grew and sprouted out of her back and she now has eleven massive and long white wolf tails with orange tips and orange markings. Pelea has on her Ring of the Phoenix with large orange gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand.
Suddenly, Pelea's massive greatsword and all the greatswords and swords she'd gotten began merging together and they're suddenly surrounded by a kaleidoscope of orange and black energy, stars, lava, magma, fire, flames, golems, phoenixes, and angels, and when it emerged, it transformed into Pelea the Lava Golem's Volcanic Magma Lava Golem Angel Greatsword of Volcanic Magma Lava Golem Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded orange gems and a lava golem and phoenix etched on the 7'6" massive, wide, double-edged black and orange blade, large orange golem heads for the crossguard, large white angel faces built into both sides of the hilt with large orange gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large orange golem heads with orange gems for eyes and on the bottom of the orange golem heads is a large orange golem head with orange gems for eyes and large orange gem in its mouth for the pommel, she has on her large gold Bracers of The Champions of The Universe with orange gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet on her left gold Bracer, her large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold lava golem head with orange gems for eyes and large orange gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's an orange kanji below the phoenix and lava golem that said, "Pelea the Lava Golem, Legendary Voluptuous Lava Golem of Myth, Friend of Many Monster Girls, Future Wife of James Dean Knudson, Archenemy of Atomic Skull, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Lava, Magma, Lava Golems, Phoenixes, and Angels"
溶岩ゴーレムのペレア、神話の伝説的な官能的な溶岩ゴーレム、多くのモンスター娘の友人、ジェームス・ディーン・クヌッドソンの将来の妻、アトミック・スカルの大敵、コスモスの勇敢な戦士、宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先の守護者、擁護者、そして救世主、宇宙への希望の大使兼灯台、友情の力と要素のマスター、セレスティアル・ゼルナガの怒りのマスター、ブラック・ゲートのマスター、究極の善の究極の力、真実、正義、愛、思いやりの真の女神、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠心、正直さ、寛大さ、優しさ、無私無欲、勇気、そして信頼、破壊者と悪の殺し屋、狂った、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くべき強力な生徒の驚くべき強力な生徒溶岩、マグマ、溶岩ゴーレム、フェニックス、天使の教師とマスター
Pelea has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-LAVA GOLEM-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA VOLUPTUOUS VOLCANIC LAVASTORM LAVA GOLEM ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC VOLCANIC LAVASTORM LAVA GOLEM ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE COSMIC VOLCANIC LAVASTORM LAVA GOLEM ANGEL LOVE!
We were amazed by Pelea's Super Angel-Lava Golem-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation, and when I saw Pelea, I had an atomic red blush on my face, hearts in my eyes, and my nose was bleeding. But, when The Blob Monster saw it, he roared with rage and ran at her to eat her, but Pelea fired a massive barrage of orange and black energy, stars, lava, magma, fire, flames, golems, phoenixes, and angels which hit The Blob Monster and exploded with incredible power, now he was beyond pissed off.
Pelea: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Volcanic Lava Voluptuous Lava Golem Angel and Divine Cosmic Volcanic Lava Voluptuous Lava Golem Angel Love) You've eaten your last meal, you blob of slime!
Nico: We're so going to piss Slappy off even more by beating your blobby butt into the ground.
Lincoln: This is going to be good.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Eternal Friendship Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Buffalo-Vampire-Werewolf-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Cosmic Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel of Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Justice and Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Hope, and his new greatswords were ready as well.
Then, I transformed into Super Angel-Wolf Moon-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Angel Hope and unholstered my massive J.D. Knudson's Universal Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Greatsword of Universal Eternal Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Justice and we joined Ink Stella and Pelea and so did the rest of us as we unholstered our massive greatswords and transformed.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) You're done running loose, you overgrown blob, now we're putting you down for good.
Lincoln, Ink Stella, Pelea, and I went after The Blob Monster, and we fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, ink black energy, orange and black energy, fireworks, rainbows, storm clouds, gold halo rings, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, sports equipment, leaves, plants, pumpkins, dark lightning, pumpkin fire, swords, fruits, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, butterflies, moths, spades, hearts, aces, diamonds, clubs, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Explosions, Twin-Tailed Comets, Golems, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Elemental Phoenixes, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids at The Blob Monster and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.
Then, we attacked him with energy slashes from our massive greatswords leaving scars on him and Lincoln left many more by firing rainbow energy slashes with his gold-plated claws and his two new massive greatswords and I also left many more by firing blue fire energy slashes with my claws, and he, Ink Stella, Pelea, and I attacked him hard with energy punches, energy kicks, and karate chops and they're super mega-painful because of our superhuman strength, along with elemental blasts, and this was really driving The Blob Monster insane and straight to the brink of insanity.
The Blob Monster ran towards us and it was literally in a fit of rage. But, Lincoln suddenly turned into an orange slime and he fired a blast of orange slime from his left hand that grabbed The Blob Monster and it was engulfed in the orange slime and Lincoln absorbed him and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed and he also grew even stronger. When Lincoln was done, he changed back, and we then saw the magic typewrite explode and it was sent to The Black Gates forever. Everyone cheered as Lincoln, Ink Stella, Pelea, and I holstered our massive greatswords on our backs and powered down, and Ink Stella's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, gold halo, and massive black angel wings are permanent, and Pelea's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, gold halo, eleven massive and long white wolf tails, and massive white angel wings are permanent.
Nico: Hah, take that, you gelatinous carnivore. And Lincoln, that was so awesome, you literally turned yourself into an orange slime version of yourself and you absorbed The Blob Monster.
Lincoln: This was due to feeding on Melona and the Simulator versions of the slime girls J.D. has in his harem, and because of that, I also gained their powers and abilities along with using Majin Buu's absorption ability.
Me: That is so awesome.
Luna: So, next time if there are any large villains, you'll absorb them by turning into your slime form.
Lincoln: Yep, or I'll send a pile of goo that I'll shed and send it after the target.
Suddenly, a pile of goo fell off of Lincoln and it went at a surviving thug of Flip and he was engulfed in the goo and Lincoln called it back and it went onto his stomach and it merged back with him as he'd absorbed the thug and sent his spirit to The Black Gates.
Eli: So, one survived. Flip!
Lincoln: They knew of my reputation of draining muscular thugs of their blood, muscle mass, virility, and strength, so they're trying to avoid me at all costs. But, it won't work.
Me: No way, no how.
Nico: Let's keep the typewriter.
Lincoln: That's a good idea.
Qin: Yeah.
Me: I agree there.
Xenia: Yeah.
Hannah Fairchild: I think the next rescue should be for me next.
Me: You know Hannah that's not a bad idea.
Nico: I agree there.
Poliwag: I'm sorry for slapping your ass, Horsea
Horsea: Aw it's all right Poliwag. But I will say this. You and Poromon looked really cool as Pirates.
Nico: They sure did.
Me: Yeah. That was still awesome though.
Lincoln: And I know Slappy is watching this. So I got a little song that will hurt him bad. This is not just for the girls in my harem but also to show that love conquers evil. THUNDERBIRD OF LOVE POWER!
He flared up a thunderbird aura with a heart of love and light and Slappy saw it!
HE GASPED!
Lincoln's harem formed a circle around him and they held hands.
(CAN YOU FEEL THE LOVE TONIGHT BY ELTON JOHN PLAYS)
Lincoln: (SINGING DIVINELY AS LIGHT AND LIGHTNING SWIRLED AROUND HIM!)
There's a calm surrender
To the rush of day
When the heat of a rolling wind
Can be turned away
An enchanted moment
And it sees me through
It's enough for this restless warrior
Just to be with you
And can you feel the love tonight?
It is where we are
It's enough for this wide-eyed wanderer
That we got this far
And can you feel the love tonight
How it's laid to rest?
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds
Believe the very best
There's a time for everyone
If they only learn
That the twisting kaleidoscope
Moves us all in turn
There's a rhyme and reason
To the wild outdoors
When the heart of this star-crossed voyager
Beats in time with yours
And can you feel the love tonight?
It is where we are
It's enough for this wide-eyed wanderer
That we got this far
And can you feel the love tonight
How it's laid to rest?
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds
Believe the very best
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds
Believe the very best
We were in sheer awe and amazement! They glowed and the power of their love was so strong that it was unbelievable!
SLAPPY WAS SCREAMING IN EXCRUCIATING PAIN AS HE WAS BURNING FROM THE POWER OF LOVE! HE WAS REALLY IN PAIN FROM THE FORCE OF LOVE! LIKE THE DEVIL HE HATES ALL GOOD!
When the song was done Slappy was badly hurt and weakened and stripped of all his powers and he was now just a powerless walking dummy.
I had tears stream down my face for Lincoln and the girls.
Me: (Sniffles) That was beautiful.
Lola: It sure was.
Nico: It was awesome.
Eli: Whoa! I sense that Slappy's power took an incredible nosedive.
Xenia: Wow!
Nico: Now he'll be much more vulnerable for all of us.
Lola: Yep.
Lincoln: Awesome.
Nico: Now, he only has the powers he has from the original books. And the possession his spirit can do. But I have a plan to counter it.
Me: We'll have to see what it is.
Nico: But that was so awesome.
Me: Now we should get started with the Anothers.
Nico: Good idea.
Eli: Lets see who we have. (CONCENTRATES) Whoa! We have more of Donkey Kong's Enemies. We have Another Captain K. Rool, Kutlass, Klobber, Klinger, Krash, Bleak, Brash Bear, Lockjaw, Snapjaw, Yost Pyro and Gator Ghoul.
WE GASPED!
Qin: Whoa!
Me: I remember all those guys! And that Brash Bear, I remember he got really pissed when Dixie and Kiddy beat his record.
Nicole: Whoa yeah! He was mad! REALLY MAD!
Lola: Yeah no kidding!
Nicole: Yeah and Snapjaw was one tough fish! He couldn't be taken out in that water.
Lola: Yeah!
Nico: And I remember Captain K. Rool from Donkey Kong Country 2. That was awesome.
Donkey Kong: Yeah. I'm going to pound his scaly butt for kidnapping me in that game!
Nico: All of us are here
Me: Yep we sure are.
Maria: Who will face the Anothers?
Me: I haven't decided on who will face them yet.
Nico: You'll think of it soon.
Me: Yep.
Eli: I sense that the anothers minus Gator Ghoul are one person.
Me: Wow.
ROAR!
Then we saw a Cholganna Nexu come!
Me: WHOA! A Cholganna Nexu!
Qin: GEEZ!
It roared!
Nico: Nice creature.
Lincoln: I feel like I know this Nexu.
Me: I think it's with them!
We saw Another Captain K. Rool, Kutlass, Klobber, Klinger, Krash, Bleak, Brash Bear, Lockjaw, Snapjaw and Yost Pyro!
Nico: WHOA!
Qin: Awesome!
Another Kutlass: (In a girls voice) Looks like Cholby found you guys.
Lincoln: (GASP) Cholia Cholganna! Wow!
They merged and she reverted back and was a girl with aqua green hair, blue eyes, aqua green clothes and green angel wings and she had an awesome keyblade.
Cholia Cholganna: Awesome to see you again Lincoln and I heard you sing and that was an awesome song.
Lincoln: Thanks.
Nico: Care to introduce us Lincoln?
Lincoln: Sure. This is Cholia Cholganna, Keyblade Knight of Cholganna, she's my Guardian Angel from Michigan and she's also a powerful Jedi and a powerful force of epic power. She was born and raised on the jungle planet, Cholganna, and she has intense nature powers and is as strong as 500,000,000 Jedi Knights put together. She has all of their powers and uses the powers of the Light Side of the Force for Good. She is the Keyblade Knight of the jungle planet, Cholganna, and she witnessed the Jedi Knights' battles against The Sith, and she and her Nexu friend, Cholby, have helped out in many of their battles against The Sith. She came to Royal Woods long ago, and she really trained me a lot about how to use the Keyblade and I'd quickly absorbed all that knowledge, and I became an expert in wielding the Keyblade and she also trained me on how to use the magic spells associated with the Keyblade, and she's also one of the Keyblade Knights formed by Carolina Keyblada, and like her fellow Keyblade Knights, she harbors a deep grudge against Xehanort for all of the pain and suffering that he caused in his quest to forge the X-Blade and use it to destroy the entire universe and remake it in his image, and she swore if he ever returns again, she would slay him right where he stands and see to it that all those who follow him shall follow him to The Black Gates, and she also trained me a lot when it came to mastering The Light Side of The Force while Maridia Amidala trained me a lot when it came to mastering The Dark Side of The Force for Good, and over time, I became a powerful Master of The Light and Dark Side of The Force and he eventually became as strong as 900,000,000 Jedi Knights and 900,000,000 Sith Lords, and she taught me everything that she knows when it comes to using the powers of the jungle.
Me: Whoa! The Keyblade Knight of the planet Cholganna. That is so cool!
Nico: It sure is. And that is amazing that you have a Nexu friend.
Cholia Cholganna: It sure is.
Qin: Wow!
Anakin Skywalker: We fought one of those in the Petrinaki Arena on Geonosis and that was tough.
Cholia Cholganna: I heard about all that Master Anakin. I'm sorry you and Master Obi Wan had to go through all that.
Anakin: It's all right but we made it out.
Me: By the way is the Another Gator Ghoul friendly or hostile?
Cholia Cholganna: Friendly and she is a powerful force of the moon.
Me: Wow! This will be interesting.
Nico: Sorry we have to do this.
Girl Jordan: First lets separate you.
Girl Jordan and Leeli held hands.
(YURGEN'S TUNE PLAYS)
The skies had leaves and flowers flying in the wind along with sea dragons singing in the background.
Girl Jordan and Leeli: (SINGING DIVINELY AS LEELI HAD FIREFLIES SWIRL AROUND HER AND GIRL JORDAN HAD HER AQUA BLUE AURA FLARED UP)
O holoré lay thee low
Holoél dark in the Deep
Down beneath the earth you go
Go holoré fast to sleep
O holoré lay thee low
Holoél dark in the Deep
Down beneath the earth you go
Go holoré fast to sleep
Fast to sleep
Fast to sleep
Dark holoré in the Deep
Rise again holoré now
Spring abundant holoél
Render green the dying bough
Raise the rock where Yurgen fell
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Spring abundant holoél
She glowed and was separated from the Anothers.
Me: Yeah!
Nico: Lets get them!
Donkey Kong: Here Comes Donkey Kong!
He went and bashed Another Captain K. Rool in his face and we fired energy blasts and blasted the Anothers and I caught the Wonder Ride Books.
Me: Oh yeah!
Maria: Time for Backup. (TURNS DIAL) TITANIUM FURY 6!
She summoned Titanium Titan, Megalon, Gabatt Kababacci, Wood Ninja, Tap Tap and Stoica!
Me: YEAH!
Nico: Awesome.
Qin: Yeah!
Nico: Now we wait.
We then heard a wolf howl.
We gasped.
Me: Whoa! Hear that?
Nico: Sounds like a wolf.
Gator Ghoul: But the Another me isn't a wolf. I'm an alligator.
Me: Unless the Another is the Embodiment of a Dopant.
Lola: Wow.
Camie: Yeah.
Nico: Keep your eyes peeled.
We looked around.
Me: THERE!
We saw a figure and it was ANOTHER GATOR GHOUL!
Me: Whoa! Another Gator Ghoul!
Gator Ghoul: Who is that handsome guy?
Me: Another you.
Another Gator Ghoul: (In a girls voice) And being an alligator is not for me.
Me: (GASP) That voice.
She reverted back and was a girl with blue hair, yellow eyes, fanged teeth, blue clothes and green and yellow angel wings and she had blue wolf ears and a blue tail and she had a tiara with the symbol of a different version of the Wolf Dopant on it and she had the same symbol on her skirt and she had a wolf sword.
Me: (GASP) January Moonwolf!
Zarya Moonwolf: What the!? She has the same last name as me!
January Moonwolf: That is coincidental.
Me: It sure is. January was actually born on the Night of The Wolf Moon and she became half wolf as a result and she is also the embodiment of the Wolf Dopant, another version of it, and she has amazing wolf powers, is a powerful master of the night and is a great hunter. Also she worked at the showboat where Ma and Pa Skillet work at and she loves their funky fritters.
January Moonwolf: (LAUGHS) Yeah those are awesome.
Gator Ghoul: That's also the spot where I haunted there and tried to get the formula for their soda there.
January Moonwolf: I remember that.
Me: That is awesome.
Shaggy: Like that is awesome that you love Ma and Pa Skillet's funky fritters.
January Moonwolf: It sure is. And those are the best ever and I heard you made a spicier version of it. That was awesome.
Me: She loves nuclear hot spicy food Shaggy.
Shaggy: Like that is awesome.
We laughed!
Me: That is for sure.
Shaggy: Like how are Ma and Pa Skillet doing?
January Moonwolf: They are doing really good and they made lots of varieties of their super spicy funky fritters.
Scooby Doo: Roh boy!
Shaggy: Like this we'll have to see soon.
Me: I think Shaggy is going to be in heaven.
WE LAUGHED!
Kaito: (gets out Patranger gear) Did Swartz promise you anything?
Zocks: (Gets out Kyuranger gear) Because we can grant it instead.
Chloe: (gets out Lupinranger gear) Zocks, I'm joining in as well.
Zocks: Okay.
Kaito and Chloe got PatRangers and LupinRangers swords and Zocks got a Kyurangers Sword.
January Moonwolf: No he didn't actually. I used my powers of the wolf and scared him really bad to the point where he fainted.
Me: Awesome.
Nico: That was clever.
Camie: Yeah.
Sougo: (gets out Patranger Ridewatch) You're not the only one with wolf powers
Geiz: (Gets out Kyuranger Ridewatch) Zarya has wolf powers too
Tsukuyomi: (gets out Lupinranger Ridewatch) And so does J.D.
Sougo got Patren1gouArmor, Geiz got ShishiRedArmor, and Tsukuyomi got LupinRedArmor
Me: It's true.
Zarya Moonwolf: Yep.
January Moonwolf: That is awesome and cool.
Me: Yep.
Lincoln: Lets separate you first.
Lincoln fired a wave of light and separated her.
Me: Oh yeah!
January Moonwolf: This will be fun!
She fired waves of darkness and moonlight and blasted Another Gator Ghoul all over.
Nico: Time to fear the Fire and the Gator! (ACTIVATES GATOR GHOUL AND YOST PYRO'S RIDEWATCHES)
He fired waves of energy and fire and blasted the Another Gator Ghoul down.
May: This will shock! (ACTIVATES VOLK KRAKEN AND KAT'S RIDEWATCHES)
She fired lightning blasts and blasted the Another.
Maria: And this! ACTIVATES BIG DADDY BOO AND LORD FEAR'S RIDEWATCHES)
She fired waves of darkness and smashed the Another.
Elizabeth Swann: This will hurt! (ACTIVATES YOST PYRO'S RIDEWATCH)
She fired a blast of fire and blasted the Another down.
Then Killer Croc, The Ghost of Dr. Coffin, Noodle World, Frost Giant, Tormes the Centaur and Kaitouki came.
Nico: Nice team Killer Croc!
Killer Croc: Thanks Nico.
Me: Awesome!
?: I'll say!
Centaur Man came!
Me: Whoa! Centaur Man!
Laney: Cool!
Centaur Man: (In a girls voice) I'm ready for this.
Qin: Serrea!? Whoa!
Nico: Awesome!
Serrea: That's right. I got this.
She fired a wave of energy and blasted the Another down and I caught the Ridewatch and purified it.
Me: Oh yeah!
Serrea reverted back and was a girl with green hair, green eyes, had a green horn in the middle of her forehead had a green shirt, and she had a green horse body with green wings and her cutie mark looked like that of a Centaur.
Me: Cool!
Camie: Wow! A Centaur Man that is an Alicorn Centaur. That is cool.
Me: It sure is.
May: No being naked?
Serrea: No. I don't think you would want to see that.
May: Oh.
Elizabeth Swann: What's your favorite memory of Nico?
Serrea: When I took him to an enchanted meadow and we found a bunch of trolls invading it and we blasted them.
Nico: That was fun.
Me: That is cool.
Serrea: Yep.
Nico and Serrea hugged.
Nico: I've missed you.
Serrea: Same here Nico.
We went back home.
After Nico's rescue, Lincoln and his harem, Me and my harem, Sumner Knudson, Patti Knudson, Sakura Knudson, Stellar, Stardust, Ken Knudson, Nico and his harem, Clyde and his harem, Naruto and his harem, Ed Cowart and his harem, Ets and his harem, Alex the Lion, Marty the Zebra, Melman the Giraffe, Gloria the Hippo, Gage the Hegehog, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Qin, Eli, Nicole Knudson and her siblings, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., Rita, Harriet Loud, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, Kuja, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, The Dynasty Warriors, The Samurai Warriors, Yakko, Cherry Hunter, Cammy, Milan Flare, Yoko, Wakko, Poison, Pyrrha Alexandra, Alice, Mimi Kitagami, Dot, Haneru Tobitatsu, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Z-Fighters, Max Goof, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), Baloo, King Mickey, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Aku-Aku, The Quantum Masks, Alternate Tawna, Spyro, Cynder, The Ghostforce, Rayman, Juniper Lee, The Louds' Scottish Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Demon Slayer Conglomerate, Anatankha, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Power Rangers, The Kamen Riders, Izuku and his friends, The Goths of Darkness, Sebastian Mendez, Darren Arcangela, Hiroshi Ohira, Brandon Skellington, Marshall Williams, Mal, Evie, Jay, Carlos, Ben, Norbert and Daggett, Heathcliff, Riff-Raff, Hector, Wordsworth, Mungo, Cleo, Leroy, Sylvester, Tom, Jerry, their friends and counterparts, Timmy Turner, Cosmo, Wanda, Poof, Trixie Tang, Sapphire, Emerald, Chester, A.J., Sanjay, Elmer, Chloe Carmichael, Tootie, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, and his harem, Universe 666 Clyde and his harem, Universe 666 Ets and his harem, The Lion Guard, Marinette and her friends, Sabrina Spellman, Liam, Carmen Rockell, The Teen Titans, The Royal Defenders, The Loonatics, Ty the Tasmanian Tiger, Sly the Tasmanian Tiger, Liu Kang, Kitana, Sonya Blade, Jax, Kung Lao, Sub-Zero, Nightwolf, Kotal Kahn, Jade, Virgo, Lime (DBZ), Po, Mantis, and Monkey are heading back to Universe 666 Earth, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the six girls here, but we're going to destroy the Universe 666 versions of The Avengers who were brought back by Universe 666 Sebastian to cause havoc once again.
The place was literally on high alert as soon as we arrived.
Lincoln: Oh man, we're back on Universe 666 Earth, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the six girls here, but we're going to destroy the Universe 666 versions of The Avengers who were brought back by Universe 666 Sebastian to cause havoc once again.
Nico: No wonder the place is on high alert.
Sebastian Mendez: My Universe 666 counterpart has already grown bored of watching us succeed, so he's causing havoc once more to see us all die. I know him better than anyone, instead of relying on any plans or strategies, he resorts to the one thing he knows best: unleashing sheer bloody violence and madness untold.
Me: And since we're facing The Universe 666 Avengers, I already called Edzilla to fight Universe 666 Hulk.
Sebastian Mendez: YOU WHAT?! Oh God, we have to hurry, Edzilla will probably throw Universe 666 Hulk through an oil truck, and you know what happens when oil is lit on fire, right?
Syd: Yeah, let's head on over there.
We rushed there as fast as we could, and we're just in time to see Edzilla and Universe 666 Hulk fighting like crazy, and it was a mess. Sebastian got out a fish and was about to hit Edzilla on the head with it, but Eli grabbed him and tied him up in ropes and whacked him on the head. Then, we saw Edzilla grab Universe 666 Hulk and was about to throw him through an oil truck, when Lincoln snapped his fingers and we were now on Glaren.
Then, Edzilla threw Universe 666 Hulk into a mountain and he crashed into it. He got out of there and he roared angrily and we saw him grow even taller, larger, and stronger. Then, Lincoln turned the tips of his eleven massive and long white tails into Cell's stinger and he stabbed them into Universe 666 Hulk and he began absorbing him and assimilating his Super-Genius Intelligence, Master Physicist, Leadership, Master Combatant, Self-Restraint, and Multilingualism along with his Transformation, Supernatural Strength, Supernatural Durability, Supernatural Leaping, Supernatural Stamina, Supernatural Agility, Supernatural Speed, Supernatural Endurance, Anger Empowerment, High-Level Regeneration, Retroactive Immortality, Reactive Adaption, Aquatic Adaptation, Vacuum Adaptation, Disease Immunity, Telepathic Resistance, and Extrasensory Perception: Astral Form Perception, Homing Ability, Gamma Radiation Manipulation, Ergokinesis, Energy Emission, Accelerated Healing, Self-Regeneration Manipulation, and Zenith his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed and he also grew even stronger. When he was done, nothing was left of Universe 666 Hulk except for his tattered pants.
Lincoln: That's one down, and a lot more to go.
Suddenly, we saw a beautiful and super sexy girl with long neon purple hair with neon purple hairband, neon purple eyes, she was tall at 7'0" in height, she has the body of a goddess and large breasts, fair skin, massive purple butterfly wings, and she was dressed in a sleeveless neon purple crop top, neon purple skirt, neon purple knee-high boots with butterfly buckles, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with stars, lightning, magic, fairies, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails and on the back is a lightning fairy, and holstered on her back is a massive greatsword.
Along with a beautiful and super sexy girl with long midnight black hair with purple hairband, purple eyes, she was tall at 7'0" in height, she has the body of a goddess and large breasts, fair skin, massive and beautiful midnight black angel wings, and she was dressed in a short-sleeved midnight black blouse, midnight black short-sleeved frilly shirt, white cravat, midnight black skirt, midnight black knee-high boots with butterfly buckles, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with stars, darkness, dark magic, black magic, Satanic Magic, shadows, demons, creatures of the night, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails and on the back are the creatures of the night and the symbol of The Goosebumps Monster Busters, and holstered on her back is a massive greatsword, and with them are the six girls.
Lincoln: (GASPS) Electra Tempest, Queen of The Lightning Fairies and Adrienne Midnight, Avatar of The Goosebumps Monsters and Leader of The Goosebumps Monster Busters.
Electra Tempest: That's right.
Adrienne Midnight: And we got the girls away from the Universe 666 Avengers, I almost blamed that dummy, Slappy, for bringing them back, but when I saw Universe 666 Sebastian do the deed before he disappeared, that's when I knew he was behind it.
Suddenly, we saw the other Universe 666 Avengers coming for us, and they were out for blood.
Sylvester: Okay, smart alecks, you asked for it!
Sylvester unholstered his Sylvester's Blood-Soaked Vampiric Demon Darkness Greatsword of The Dracul and transformed into Super Angel-Cat-Vampire-Acme Dark Knight-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Angel of Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Justice and Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Death.
Lincoln: Universe 666 Sebastian really caused quite a mess bringing them back, but at least, we'll be rid of them once and for all. Come on, team!
Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Eternal Friendship Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Buffalo-Vampire-Werewolf-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Cosmic Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel of Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Justice and Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Hope, TLPS Mr. Wolf transformed into his Super Angel-Wolf-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga form and the rest of The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms and they unholster their massive greatswords, The Dynasty Warriors and Samurai Warriors unholstered their weapons, Lincoln's sisters and parents transformed into their Super Angel United Friendship Universal Eternal Xelnaga forms and unholstered their massive greatswords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholstered their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Crash Bandicoot unholstered his massive Crash Bandicoot's Skylands Ten Elemental Wolf Draconic Bandicoot Greatsword of Ten Elemental Skylands Justice and Ten Eternal Elemental Skylanders True Bravery from his back and he transformed into Super Angel-Bandicoot-Dragon-Elemental Skylander-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Ten Elemental Knight Elemental Skylander Draconic Bandicoot Angel of Divine Ten Element Skylands True Hero Knight Draconic Bandicoot Angel Justice and Divine Ten Element Skylands True Hero Knight Draconic Bandicoot Angel Bravery, Sherlock Hound unholstered his massive Sherlock Hound's Demonic Dark Knight Sparda's Eternal Angelic Demonic Demon Hound Greatsword of Demonic Dark Knight Eternal Angelic Demonic Demon Hound Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Demon Hound-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Stellar Blood-Stained Dark Demonic Darkness Dark Knight Demon Hound Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Star Blood-Stained Dark Demonic Darkness Dark Knight Demon Hound Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Star Blood-Stained Dark Demonic Darkness Dark Knight Demon Hound Phoenix Angel Compassion, Max Goof unholsters his massive Max Goof's Heavenly Archangel Gabriel's Eternal Unbreakable Bonds of True Friends and Angels Holy Archangel Keyblade of Justice from his back and transformed into Super Angel-Disney Knight-Archangel-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Heavenly Light Hellish Darkness Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Heavenly Light Hellish Darkness Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Heavenly Light Hellish Darkness Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel Hope, Timmy Turner transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Wolf Moon-Mysticon Pink Wolf Mage-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Magic Celestial Fairy Magical Elemental Fairy Mysticon Wolf Moon Angel of Divine Elemental Celestial Fairy Magical Fairy Wolf Moon Justice and Divine Elemental Celestial Fairy Magical Fairy Wolf Moon Hope and he has his Timmy Turner's Lupus the Wolf's Celestial Elemental Harmonious Fairy Wolf Moon Mage's Staff of Elemental Magic Justice out and his Royal Eye of Lupus orb ready as well, Norbert Beaver unholstered his massive Hydros' Primordial Maelstrom Ocean Beaver Greatsword of Primordial Maelstrom Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Beaver-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Beaver Angel of Divine Oceanic Primordial Water Justice and Divine Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Compassion, Yakko, Wakko, and Dot transformed into their Super Angel-Phoenix-Warner-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms, Inuyasha unholstered his Inuyasha's Dog Hanyou Tessaiga Demon Slayer Fang Greatsword of Dog Hanyou Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Dog Hanyou-Yokai-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Angel of Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Justice and Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Hope, Brandon Skellington had his Pumpkin Scepter of Halloween Town Justice still in hand, Darren Arcangela, Hiroshi Ohira unholstered his massive Hiroshi Ohira's Destructive Inferno Firestorm Phoenix Firebird Angel Greatsword of Destructive Inferno Fire Phoenix Firebird Angel Vengeance and Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Firestorm Firebird-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel Rage, Kuja had his Brumel Cores and Kuja's Eternal Wizard Redemption Mage's Staff of Elemental Magic Redemption Wizard Justice ready and transformed into Super Angel-Genome-Wizard-Dragon-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Celestial Wizard Genome Terra Redemption Draconic Magic Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Celestial Wizard Genome Terra Redemption Draconic Magic Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Celestial Wizard Genome Terra Redemption Draconic Magic Phoenix Angel Hope, Sebastian Mendez, Qin, Clyde and his harem, Baloo, Izuku and his friends, The Z-Fighters, Daggett, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Naruto and his harem, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Demon Slayer Conglomerate, Anatankha, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), The Demon Slayer Corps, The Ghostforce, The Louds' Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Loonatics, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, Mal, Evie, Jay, Carlos, Ben, Heathcliff and his friends, Syd's team, Timmy's friends, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, and his harem, Universe 666 Clyde and his harem, Universe 666 Ets and his harem, my harem, Ed Cowart's harem, Ets' harem, Clyde's harem, Nico's harem, Lord Raiden and the Earthrealm Warriors, and The Royal Defenders got out their weapons, Rayman unholstered his massive Rayman's Eternal Night Dream Morpheus's Celtic Dream Eternal Night Dragon Fairy Phoenix Angel Greatsword of Peaceful Celtic Dream Eternal Night Dragon Fairy Phoenix Angel Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Dragon-Lum-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Eternal Celtic Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Dream Eternal Night Fairy Dragon Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Celtic Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Dream Eternal Night Fairy Dragon Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Eternal Celtic Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Dream Eternal Night Fairy Dragon Phoenix Angel Hope, Juniper Lee unholstered her Juniper Lee's Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Magicstorm Greatsword of Spirit World Magic Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Dragon-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Angel of Divine Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Justice and Divine Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Will, Liam unholstered his massive Liam Hunnicut's Arctic Qailertetang's Holy Arctic Thundersnow Greatsword of Holy Arctic Thundersnow Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Ice Dragon-Yuki-Onna-Musk Ox-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Angel of Divine Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Musk Ox Justice and Divine Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Musk Ox Hope, and Me, Ed Cowart, Ets, Ken, Nicole, Nico, Gage the Hedgehog, and Eli unholstered our massive greatswords and we transformed, and we went after the remaining Universe 666 Avengers, and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Blue Fire, Sand, Bubbles, steel orbs, throwing axes, and mythological animals, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit them.
Then, Lincoln stabbed his stingers into the remaining Universe 666 Avengers and he began absorbing them and assimilating all their powers as well and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed and he also grew even stronger. When he was done and the stingers changed back, nothing was left of the Universe 666 Avengers except for their clothes and Lincoln took their weapons as trophies. Then, energy cards with The Universe 666 Avengers' drained souls appeared, and Lincoln sent them to The Black Gates, we cheered as we holstered our weapons and powered down.
We teleported back to Universe 666 Earth and Lincoln snapped his fingers and the damage done in the fight Edzilla and Universe 666 Hulk had was fixed.
Lincoln: Thank goodness we took care of that mess, but Universe 666 Sebastian's not stopping even for a second, so we need to watch out for anymore of his dirty tricks. (To Electra Tempest and Adrienne Midnight) And it's so good to see you both again, Electra Tempest and Adrienne Midnight.
Electra Tempest: You too, Lincoln, it's been seven years since we last met.
Adrienne Midnight: But, it's so good to see you again.
Lincoln went up to Electra Tempest and he hugged her, and Electra Tempest is very surprised at just how much taller, more handsome, and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him, and she also felt just how much stronger and how much more muscular he's really become, and she had an atomic red blush on her face, and the atomic red blush on her face soon became even deeper when she saw he still has his vampire fangs and massive white angel wings with stars on the feathers and orange and aurora-colored tips on the feathers, large gold halo with four large orbiting gold rings on each corner behind his head, along with hearing his mature, deeper, and manlier voice and seeing the large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on his head, eleven massive and long white wolf tails with rainbow markings and rainbow tips and white rabbit tail with rainbow markings on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, fine hair on his massive forearms, short stubble on his jawline, and chest hair in the middle of his chest, He-Man's chest harness, and many other accessories, and she also met his familiars, the male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, the white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and the white Wolf Familiar, Seiko.
Then, Lincoln went up to Adrienne Midnight and he hugged her, and Adrienne Midnight is very surprised at just how much taller, more handsome, and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him, and she also felt just how much stronger and how much more muscular he's really become, and she had an atomic red blush on her face, and the atomic red blush on her face soon became even deeper when she saw he still has his vampire fangs and massive white angel wings with stars on the feathers and orange and aurora-colored tips on the feathers, large gold halo with four large orbiting gold rings on each corner behind his head, along with hearing his mature, deeper, and manlier voice and seeing the large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on his head, eleven massive and long white wolf tails with rainbow markings and rainbow tips and white rabbit tail with rainbow markings on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, fine hair on his massive forearms, short stubble on his jawline, and chest hair in the middle of his chest, He-Man's chest harness, and many other accessories, and she also met his familiars, the male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, the white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and the white Wolf Familiar, Seiko.
Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I haven't seen you since you were seventeen, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.
Misty Zephyr: Holy crap, you sure have, you've really grown up to be very big and very strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the cute eleven-year-old little boy into a 18-year-old 8'3" tall, very handsome, and manly man with really massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, and you still have those vampire fangs and massive white angel wings, that's so awesome, and the large white wolf ears on your head and the eleven massive and long white wolf tails with markings and white rabbit tail on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, fine hair on your massive forearms, short stubble on your jawline, and chest hair in the middle of your chest and many accessories and gold halo behind your head, that's really new, along with getting He-Man's chest harness.
Adrienne Midnight: You've really really grown a lot and became a man, but you're still the same kind boy from long ago, plus, you've also grown even more bigger in muscle mass, you can land an airplane on that massive, wider, and more muscular back, squash a melon with those really muscular quads and thighs, and cut a rock into a diamond on those rock-hard eight-pack abs, and there's not even a tape measure long enough to measure that chiseled chest or massive biceps. Plus, I've also met your familiars, and they are really awesome.
Me: And he'd also been hit with massive amounts of cosmic radiation and he'd been imbued with the same powers as me, and he's become truly immortal, and Lincoln, you know this beautiful lightning fairy and this dark goth angel?
Lincoln: Indeed I do, J.D., the lightning fairy is Electra Tempest, Queen of The Lightning Fairies, she's my Guardian Angel and the Queen of The Lightning Fairies of Lightning Storm Cove, an enchanted fairy village populated by The Lightning Fairies. Electra Tempest is a human sized fairy and she's a powerful and skilled fighter with incredible control over lightning and possess many incredible powers over lightning and magic. I met Electra Tempest when I discovered a portal that led to Lightning Storm Cove in the secret garden he and his Guardian Angels know about, and I saved Electra from an attack caused by that very deranged fairy-obsessed killer Randall Williams. Electra was very impressed by my strength, bravery, intellect, and courage along with my skills in combat and magic, so much so that like the promise I made with Lily the Mermaid and my entire harem, I promised that when he came of age, I will marry her.
Nico: Now, that's electrifying.
Lincoln: You got that right, and the gothic dark angel is Adrienne Midnight, Avatar of The Goosebumps Monsters and The Leader of The Goosebumps Monster Busters, she's my Guardian Angel from Royal Woods, she's a very powerful Dark Goth Angel with immense and incredible power over The Dark Arts, Witchcraft, darkness, dark magic, black magic, Satanic Magic, Necromancy, The Occult, demons, and creatures of the night, and she was also born with massive black angel wings, but she also has another secret that only I knew about, she's The Avatar of All The Goosebumps Monsters and she has all of their powers and abilities. She's read all the Goosebumps books, and she knew that some of them have tragic lives so she feels sympathy for them and the good ones she gets along with them, but the rest of them are really nothing more than pure evil, and she really hates them with a blazing passion. She'd helped the main characters of The Goosebumps stories and R.L. Stine deal with these twisted monsters as she used her dark powers to beat the evil Goosebumps monsters into pulp and she also heard of what Dr. Strange did in banishing Slappy to The Dark Dimension. But, when she heard of Slappy's return along with Bob Roth joining forces with that dummy, she was literally so enraged, she threatened to call down the forces of darkness down upon Slappy's head and send him straight to the blackest depths of Hell. But, she's already heard of what we've been doing to the Goosebumps monsters and villains for the past few days now, and she knows we don't mess around.
Me: Whoa.
Adrienne Midnight: You got that right. But, it's not just The Goosebumps Monsters that I've been going after, I've come over to warn us about the monsters of another of R.L. Stine's book series, The Nightmare Room, a series of books that are based on the fears that children have, such as ghosts and monsters, which normally ended with comments by the narrator whose final words always ended with the words, "The Nightmare Room", and we'll be going after them on Lincoln's rescue in October.
We gasped.
Nico: So, when October comes, there's no doubt we'll be helping those who've been doomed to the tragic fates that befell them in the books and doomed to live forever in The Nightmare Room.
Lincoln: Exactly, Nico, and now that you two are here.
Lincoln went up to and hugged Electra Tempest in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, he leaned his head down the right side of her neck, and he slowly bit her and he fed on her blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed along with his large gold halo and four orbiting gold rings on each corner of the halo behind his head. He then slowly unlatched his fangs from her neck as her neck healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit her.
Then, Lincoln went up to and hugged Adrienne Midnight in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, he leaned his head down the right side of her neck, and he slowly bit her and he fed on her blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed along with his large gold halo and four orbiting gold rings on each corner of the halo behind his head. He then slowly unlatched his fangs from her neck as her neck healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit her.
Electra Tempest: Wow, you're still just as gentle as ever when you feed on one of your Guardian Angels, Lincoln.
Suddenly, an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared on Electra Tempest's neck with neon purple gems on the gold lightning bolts and neon purple crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of The Buddha along with a white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love on her neck and an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared on Adrienne Midnight's neck with dark purple gems on the gold lightning bolts and dark purple crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of The Buddha along with a white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love on her neck.
Adrienne Midnight: (Surprised) Lincoln, are these...?!
Lincoln: Yep, that's an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love and an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love, which means you're now part of my harem and my many future wives, Electra Tempest and Adrienne Midnight.
Electra Tempest and Adrienne Midnight had a smile on their faces and tears in their eyes as Lincoln still had his massive and powerful muscular arms around them and he leaned down to their faces and kissed them on the lips and they also returned it, and we cheered for them, then we went up to the six girls, and when Lincoln saw the eight girls, he immediately recognized them. The six girls are the Simulator version of Akane Fujita from Great Teacher Onizuka and Misaki Kaga, Satomi Fujino, Yua Sakurai, Yuna Nakamura, and Ayumi Inoue from Busty Wife Warriors PURE MAIDEN.
Lincoln: Oh wow, it's the Simulator version of Akane Fujita from Great Teacher Onizuka and Misaki Kaga, Satomi Fujino, Yua Sakurai, Yuna Nakamura, and Ayumi Inoue from Busty Wife Warriors PURE MAIDEN.
Nicole: That lunatic dragged them here to have them killed by the Universe 666 Avengers, now he's really gone too far.
Lincoln: He sure has. Are you girls okay?
Misaki Kaga: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.
Then, when Misaki Kaga and the other five girls saw who it was that saved them from the Universe 666 Avengers, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 18-year-old 8'3" tall, handsome hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, long wild white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair and large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on top of his head with large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four large orbiting golden rings on each corner behind his head, fine hair on his massive muscular forearms and beard stubble on his jawline, rainbow colored thunderbird with a gold lightning bolt and the Ebonwu Squadron emblem emblazoned on his forehead with Third Eye on his forehead with rainbow iris, rows of straight teeth with vampire fangs, Crest of Miracles on his massive right pec and golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle on his massive left pec, Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his massive, wider, and more muscular back, and on top is the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, Vampire Bat, Werewolf, and Buffalo and a Rinnegan-like marking, and right below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a rainbow kanji with nine magatama in between that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Almighty Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Almighty Master of The Elemental Forces, The Storms, The Cosmos, and The Universe, Master of Hero Personas and Many Powers, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Voice of Reason, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, Golden-Hearted Lover and Father of Many Kids, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Son of Lynn Sr. and Rita Loud, Loving Grandson of Albert Loud and Samuel Loud, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Future Husband, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family, Powerful Alpha Vampire-Werewolf-Cyborg Hybrid, Descendant of The Seventeenth Century Duke Lincoln McLoud of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Archenemy of Max Dillon Also Known as Electro, Destroyer and Slayer of Extremely Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry, Psychotic, Irredeemable Bastards and Tyrants, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, Jack-Of-All-Trades, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True God of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Savior of The Loud House and Michigan, True Immortal Hero, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of Many of Team Loud Phoenix Storm's Branch Teams, Spice Demon of The Loud Family, Surfer of The Legendary Wave Humungadunga, Third-In-Command And Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Emissary of The Cosmos and The Heavens, Ambassador of Harmony, Friendship, Purity, Hope, Courage, and Love, and God of Friendship, Hope, Love, Courage, and Justice Dodgeball Angel King of Gotham Royal York, The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms and Warriors of Japan, Fearsome Defender of His Many Guardian Angels, and Destroyer of The House of Damaskinos", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it on his broad left shoulder, and Mark of Manhood tattoo of a male bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" on his massive left muscular forearm, and he had his Rabbit Miraculous, Eini, with him, his male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, his white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and his white Wolf Familiar, Seiko, along with Darkus Battle Ax Vladitor, Darkus Omega Leonidas, Pyrus Omega Leonidas, Haos Omega Leonidas, Subterra Omega Leonidas, Ventus Omega Leonidas, and Ventus Omega Leonidas.
He had his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Almighty Eternal Friendship Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds, The Sickle Swords of Hinon, and the purified Universe 666 version of The Miracle Box holstered on his wider and muscular back, his large orange Crystal Saber, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, his Omnipotent Elemental Thunderbird Phoenix Angel of Universal Harmonious Loud Justice, Mythological Hope, and Eternal Love Almighty Book, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Elemental Harmony on his left hip, his Eater of Sins revolver and Elemental Universal Thunderbird hand-cannon Blaster holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation and embedded Stone of Gelel on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted gold metal bands with multi-colored on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, large gold cuff Bracers of The Champions of the Universe with large rainbow gems on his large wrists with the Dragon Ball Bracelet on the left large gold cuff bracer and other bracelets merged with the left large gold cuff Bracer and large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony shrunk to the size of a gem on top, massive indestructible white angel wings with stars and orange and aurora-colored tips on the large white feathers and eleven massive and long powerful white wolf tails with rainbow tips and rainbow markings with white rabbit tail on top of the eleven massive and long white wolf tails, he has on He-Man's chest harness with colored gems on the orange crisscross straps and gold metal circular chest plate with phoenix carved on it and surrounded by red gems and on the back of the straps is a kanji that said Lincoln Loud, Truly Loving Gold-Hearted Brother, Son, Grandson, and Father, and he was dressed in an orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long white trenchcoat coattails with Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Moonlight, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Great Old Ones, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids on the coattails and they also had intense powerful rainbow hot flames coming off them and hanging mini silver lightning bolts on the coattails held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large golden buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and large rainbow gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large royal blue pants with rainbow fire and multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs, and large gold armored knee-high boots with colored gems on them, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with rainbow gems for eyes the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, and Eternity Kanjis on the heads, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and rainbow crystal links from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with a large rainbow Thunderbird-shaped Element of Harmony and a large silver Buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, and Eternity Kanjis on its head for the pendant on his bare chest with chest hair in the center of his chest, large white and gold accented Elemental Choker of Eternal Love and Thunderbird pendant on his neck, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, his Ring of The Phoenix large multi-colored gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Werewolf, and Buffalo on his right ring finger, Blue Lantern ring on his left ring finger and small planets orbiting around his fingers like rings, claws on his fingers with gold armored finger claws over his fingers, he has eleven large multi-colored orbs orbiting around his legs and ten multi-colored smaller orbs orbiting around his waist and circling around his feet on the floor are eleven golden crosses with angelic runes and an immense rainbow protective aura with swirling elements around him.
Misaki Kaga: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet the rest of you.
Lincoln made five clones of himself, and he and his clones went up to the girls, and they hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they leaned down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the wider muscular backs of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene, and he slowly bit them and he fed on their blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as them, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed along with his large gold halo and four orbiting gold rings on each corner of the halo behind his head. He then slowly unlatched his fangs from their necks as their necks healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit them.
Misaki Kaga: (Seductively and rubs her hands on Lincoln's massive pecs) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.
Suddenly, six Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of the Simulator version of Akane Fujita, Misaki Kaga, Satomi Fujino, Yua Sakurai, Yuna Nakamura, and Ayumi Inoue with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha along with white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks. We returned to the World Tree Estate, and the rest of the team was shocked to find out the villains we went after were the Universe 666 versions of The Avengers who were brought back by Universe 666 Sebastian to cause havoc once again.
But, when Lincoln showed what we all did to them and what he did in absorbing the Universe 666 Avengers and assimilating all their powers and abilities and sending them to The Black Gates forever, everyone cheered and hugged us and Lincoln's harem kissed him all over the place. Lincoln, Electra Tempest, and Adrienne Midnight have a lot of catching up to do now that they're back in town.
Maria: I can't believe what that fucked-up lunatic did in bringing the Universe 666 Avengers back!
Lincoln: This means Universe 666 Sebastian is already launching his attack on us.
Buster Bunny: And way too early! We still got Slappy to deal with.
Lincoln: Not a problem, Buster.
Lincoln concentrated and found the hideout of Universe 666 Sebastian and the resurrected mind-controlled Universe 666 versions of the Z-Fighters' enemies, and he placed the same seal that he used on The Church of Necrom's castle and imprisoned them in there until we get rid of Slappy for good.
After putting an end to the Universe 666 Avengers, we were training intensely in the gym, doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and we were also doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get our eleven massive and long wolf tails even more stronger than ever as well, and when Electra Tempest and Adrienne Midnight saw Lincoln doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear his mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, they had an atomic red blush on their faces, hearts in their eyes, and their noses were bleeding.
Electra Tempest: My God, I was right that Lincoln's really grown into a 18-year-old, 8'3" tall, really big, handsome, sexy, and extremely super strong manly man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs really hard at work, and really working out with those 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells and he's not even getting tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan, and he's also doing 900,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, and he now looks even more ripped than ever.
Adrienne Midnight: He's definitely been continuing on bodybuilding and working out even more for many years, and because of that along with the combination of his diet plan that we gave him, along with his hyperpuberty and genes, he'd gained the powerful and massive body that all bodybuilders could only dream of. If anyone tried to mess with him now, they were in for a world of hurt and trouble, and he's always been there to defend and protect us from Chandler, his goons, Pablo, Anderson, and Hawk and Hank at school or out in public, and he was also quick to defend us from Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan if they get out of search control again, along with Killjoy Huggins.
Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under a lot of very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, girls, and I can still defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger and bigger in muscle mass, I've also gotten smarter as well.
Electra Tempest: That's incredible, and we'd already known just how strong you were long ago ever since you did some wrestling and working out with some of the other Guardian Angels long ago, and we're so proud of just how much stronger you've gotten, and just how much taller you've gotten, along with getting that much bigger in muscle mass, and you've also been getting smarter as well.
Me: You got that right, plus, we heard all of the stories from Lincoln about you girls and about how you all helped him in his training to become an emerging hero before Team Loud Phoenix Storm was formed, and how he grew from the little boy from years ago into the really big, really strong, and really powerful man we know today.
Adrienne Midnight: I knew it was only a matter of time before he told everyone that story.
Nico: Yep. So, Electra, Adrienne, what memories did you have with Lincoln?
Electra Tempest put up a video as it played on the big screen, and it showed Lincoln, Electra Tempest, and Adrienne Midnight flying home after an awesome day at Gus' Games and Grub.
Past Electra Tempest: That was truly an amazing fun day we had at Gus' Games and Grub.
Past Lincoln: It sure was Electra.
Past Adrienne Midnight: And we really had a lot of fun.
LOUD MONSTROUS BELCH!
Suddenly, Lincoln caught the stench of B.O., limburger cheese, chum, and feet in the air and he almost barfed and his eleven massive and long white tails had gone wild and his massive white angel wings were glowing.
Past Electra Tempest: Oh no. Trouble?
Past Lincoln: Yep, and there's no mistaking that belch nor the stench of sweaty armpits. DANG IT, LYNN!
Suddenly, they saw Lynn flying towards them and she was really out for Lincoln's blood again, Electra Tempest fired a blast of lightning which electrocuted her badly, and Adrienne Midnight fired blasts of darkness at her.
Suddenly, Woody Woodpecker appeared as he dodged Lynn's wild attacks in his usual crazy fashion and he tied Lynn up.
Past Woody Woodpecker: Now, Lincoln! Send that pig crashing into her cage!
Woody Woodpecker flew back to The Loud House, and then, Lincoln ran at Lynn and gave her a mega hard punch with his excessively massive brute superhuman strength that sent her flying back to The Loud House where she crashed through the roof and landed in a titanium cage in her room.
Past Electra Tempest: Linky, are you alright?
Past Lincoln: I'm okay, Electra, I can handle that belching farting gorilla whenever she goes crazy.
Suddenly, Electra Tempest and Adrienne Midnight went up to and hugged Lincoln, and he hugged them back as he wrapped his arms around their waists and they kissed him, and he was literally both dazed and in Heaven.
Past Lincoln: (In Heaven) Now, that...was so...awesome.
Then, the sun continued to shine upon them, and it was truly a romantic sight as the video ended.
Nico: Shit, so Lynn went on another animalistic rampage again?! What got her gym shorts bunched up her ass that time?!
Lincoln: Lynn lost another baseball game and decided to kill me again, and she knew Adrienne and Electra were with me, so she decided to also kill them as well to slake her bloodlust.
Adrienne Midnight: That's right. And after we had our passionate make-out session, we went back home and we already knew that Lynn was already in her cage.
Luna: Yep, Woody reported back to us about that and needless to say, that belching farting overly-aggressive, psychotic stupid ape also got grounded for eighteen weeks before she got thrown back in like the gorilla that she is.
Lily: Same here, and we knew Lynn went way too far again, and we even reprimanded her big time, and I went as far as to whack her cage with a mallet twenty five times again, and that of course also caused her to vomit.
Lincoln: And we also cleared the room before Lynn let out her lethal farts again. But, Lucy had to sleep with Luna and Luan that night and we had to air out the room for three weeks.
Rita: She was violently out of control, and we warned Lynn many times that if she doesn't stop this, we would have no choice but to disown her and send her straight to prison.
Leni: If that happens, Lynn's whole future would be ruined forever and she would forever be marked as a criminal.
Lincoln: And it would lead her further down into darkness and she'd do anything to get revenge on me and kill everyone in her path, which is why I'm glad we got rid of Dark Lynn for good. She was a wild animal on steroids!
Me: Same here, I hated that four-legged monstrosity.
Varie: She was such a bitch.
Selene Arcangela: She was an out-of-control rabid dog, and any who don't see it her way, she gets physical, she was a totally disgusting pig! Ugh, that's why we always hated her with a blazing passion and that's why she was on the "Always Treat Aggressively" list because of that.
We got a shower afterwards, and then, Lincoln, Simulator Byleth, Simulator Celica, Jessie, and Cassidy are heading to Gelato Beach.
Lincoln snapped his fingers, and the 18-year-old, white-haired, 8'3", handsome and extremely muscular man had on his new large orange and black speedo with a Thunderbird and a lightning bolt surrounded by elemental forces and stars on it with rainbow flames coming off the speedo, orange sandals, his jewelry and accessories, and he had his weapons holstered in case of trouble.
And Simulator Byleth, Simulator Celica, Jessie, and Cassidy are dressed in two-piece colored bikinis The Musiqidandi Sisters made for them, colored sandals, and they had their weapons holstered in case of trouble. Plus, we found out Simulator Byleth, Simulator Celica, Jessie, and Cassidy all had feelings for Lincoln, and he also had feelings for them, and he also saved them all from an ambush by a group of musclebound thugs Flip hired to kill them, Lincoln sucked out their muscle mass, virility, strength, blood, and life energy as it killed them all which made those buttfaces go insane with anger, until Lincoln fired energy blasts at those buttfaces and more gold and jewels and treasures came out of them, but they also got to keep their heads up, they got word that mutant has sent more muscle-bound thugs to kill them.
Simulator Byleth: Wow, so, this is Gelato Beach, it sure is beautiful.
Lincoln: It sure is, Byleth, and it's perfect for our first date. Shall we?
Lincoln, Simulator Byleth, Simulator Celica, Jessie, and Cassidy dived into the waters and they had fun swimming in the ocean, and they also saw the creatures that lived there, then, they went back to the beach and they had an awesome volleyball match, and Simulator Byleth, Simulator Celica, Jessie, and Cassidy got an extremely massive and deep atomic red blush on their faces when they saw Lincoln lift thirteen massive 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells Lincoln summoned in his large and strong hands and thirteen massive and long white wolf tails. But then, they saw the hulking muscle-bound thugs that Flip hired coming after them, but Lincoln grabbed each of them one by one and he sucked out all of their muscle mass, strength, and virility and made them thin as rakes and completely weak and he set them on fire and sent them to The Black Gates forever.
Then, they had some lunch, and then, as the sun was about to set, Lincoln made clones of himself and he and his clones went up to Simulator Byleth, Simulator Celica, Jessie, and Cassidy and they hugged the girls in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and Simulator Byleth, Simulator Celica, Jessie, and Cassidy placed their hands on the massive pecs of Lincoln and his clones, and then, they shared a passionate and romantic kiss and he also marked them as he slowly sank his fangs into them and fed on their blood. They came back home to The World Tree Estate, and Nico and I saw Lincoln covered in kisses on his face, body, and eight-pack abs.
Me: (Whistles) Wow, it looks like you really had a good time at Gelato Beach, eh, Lincoln?
Lincoln: (In Heaven) It...was...so... AWESOME!
Suddenly, four Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Simulator Byleth, Simulator Celica, Jessie, and Cassidy with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha and white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks.
Lily the Mermaid: Whoa, now Simulator Byleth, Simulator Celica, Jessie, and Cassidy are in your harem.
Woody Woodpecker: Hmm, the Simulator versions of Byleth and Celica and Jessie I can trust, but her (Points to Cassidy) Don't know.
Nico: Relax, Woody. Besides, she's behaved herself.
Jenna: And Flip had some nerve trying to kill them, that mutant is just making things much worse for himself.
Serena Logan: I always knew that stupid mutant cheapskate was and always will be nothing but fucking trouble, and he's just making things worse for himself.
Rarity: And trying to kill Simulator Byleth, Simulator Celica, Jessie, and Cassidy, now that repulsive ape is really going to get it.
Lincoln: And we also had a run-in with more of the hulking muscle-bound hired thugs they sent to kill us yet again, but I sucked out their muscle mass, strength, and virility and killed them all and sent them to The Black Gates, and that mutant should be screaming with pure vengeance and hate at us in 3...2...1!
Suddenly, we heard Flip scream and bellow with extreme hatred and rage and cursing right at us, and now, that moron has officially lost his mind.
Maria: (Flips Flip the middle finger) Yeah, up yours, you mutant moronic cheapskate!
Nico: Even after we kicked Flip's miserable hide, that mutant still refuses to quit!
Lincoln: Same with Lewis Travolta, Dark Amy, Icky Vicky, Billy McLean, Pablo, Anderson, and the other jerks at Dad's restaurant, but it's much more fun to see their thugs get killed by me.
Me: It sure is, and it's so much more fun seeing them blow their stacks!
We then saw Lincoln form a viewing window, and then, Lincoln snapped his fingers.
SNAPS FINGERS!
We saw a massive funnel appeared in Flip's mouth, and then, massive cartons of the extremely powerful laxatives that Shizuka and her sisters used on Killjoy Huggins and Lewis Travolta appeared over the funnel.
Me: (GASPS) ARE THOSE...?!
Nico: The extremely powerful laxatives Shizuka and her sisters used on Killjoy Huggins and Lewis Travolta?!
Luna: DO IT, BRO!
Then, the extremely powerful laxatives were dumped into Flip's mouth and the funnel was removed. Then, Flip's stomach gurgled and rumbled, and then...!
MASSIVELY LOUD AND EXTREMELY WET FART!
Flip farted and massive tons of gold, jewels, gems, and other currencies exploded out of his three-cheeked butt like crazy!
Flip stopped farting like crazy.
Lincoln: That's for trying to get your musclebound thugs to murder me and the girls in my harem, you disgusting three butt-cheeked mutant!
Nico: Jeez. Those laxatives are really powerful, I still remember when you tried that prank on me years ago, Connor, but that failed.
Me: Because of you using Walker's powers.
Connor Chan: In hindsight, I should've known better than to do that.
We were at the park and the Cutie Mark Crusaders were eating bowls and bowls of baked beans!
Me: Come on Girls!
They had eaten 55 bowls of baked beans!
Twilight Sparkle: Geez! That's a lot of beans!
Apple Bloom, Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo were really piling on the beanss.
Pinkie Pie: This is gonna be so amazing!
Nico: Boy they are going to be feeling that!
Cutie Mark Crusaders: Bowl 75!
We were amazed!
Me: Oh boy.
Samus Aran: Geez! What kind of contest are they having?
Me: A Baked Bean eating contest.
Nico: Boy that's a lot of beans for them!
Kairi: And they aren't full?!
Me: Boy they are going to really pack it in.
They were eating all those beans.
Nico: Geez!
Samus: I really expected the mascots to do something like this
Poromon: We decided it was best for the Cutie Mark Crusaders to have a shot.
Me: Oh.
Lola: Boy look at them eat.
Then…
Cutie Mark Crusaders: BOWL 100!
Me: HOLY CRAP!
Nico: 100 Bowls!?
Me: They are REALLY GOING to be feeling that.
Qin: We're flat out of beans!
Me: I would say this is a tie! All three of you win!
They won!
Cutie Mark Crusaders: CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS BEAN CONTEST VICTORY! YAY!
Me: (LAUGHS) You girls did great!
Apple Bloom: We're going to really let loose the gas soon.
Me: You girls are probably going to fart like me and Garby.
LOUD FART TOOT!
Me: Oh pardon me!
WE LAUGHED!
Garby: (LAUGHS) That is gonna be funny!
LOUD FART TOOT!
Garby: Whoops! (LAUGHS) Sorry!
Guyhawk: Great. All full then?
Apple Bloom: Yep!
But then..
LOUD FART!
The Cutie Mark Crusaders farted as loud as Pumbaa!
Jun: Vinyl, I'll never regret meeting you.
Vinyl Scratch: Me neither Jun.
Jun: What lead you to want to get into the D.J. Work?
Vinyl Scratch: It's just something I love and I love rave music and all that. I went to my first rave concert and knew instantly that's what I love.
Jun: Wow!
Vinyl Scratch: Yep.
G1 Brainstorm: When we first met you, you weren't in a good place
Me: Yeah that was awful.
Jun: It was. But now that you have I'm all better now.
Me: Yes you sure are.
LOUD FART!
Cutie Mark Crusaders: Sorry!
Apple Bloom: But yeah that was awesome.
Lola: It was.
Nico: And we helped you fight DevilBeasts
Jun: That was awesome. And it was awesome.
Laney: That was cool.
Jun: That was a scary adventure for me.
Jun: And you were mute before, right?
Vinyl Scratch: Yes I was. I drank a shot glass of Ghost Pepper hot sauce and it burned my voice box and I could never talk again. But Lisa made this Voice Box Choker for me.
Lisa Loud: And it was helping her speak ever since.
Me: Yep. Worked really well for her. She had to use sign language before.
Vinyl Scratch: It's true.
Jun: Wow!
Me: Yep.
Clawful: Nico, who gets to shine today?
Nico: Vakama, Camie, Himiko, Tsuyu, Elyon, and Matt.
Me: Cool!
Xenia: Awesome!
Himiko: Awesome! And this will be cool!
Tsuyu: I'm excited for this!
Camie: Yeah! Me too!
Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes, the rainbow iris of his Third Eye, his cutie mark tattoo on his back and Thunderbolt cutie mark with circle of surrounding elements on his massive left pec glowed, and he had a vision, and he saw who it was that we're going to confront today, it was none other than The Monster Blood, and it's returned once more and is causing havoc. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.
Lincoln: Oh dear God!
Lincoln sounded the alarm and we rushed in.
Nico: We heard the alarm, what's wrong, Lincoln?
Lincoln: Nico, everyone, we've got a seriously huge emergency. I just had a vision and I saw who it was that we're going to confront today, the next Goosebumps Monster is none other than The Monster Blood, and it's returned once more and is causing havoc.
We gasped.
Adrienne Midnight: The Monster Blood?! Then, that must also mean Sarabeth's back as well?! That heartless murderous witch, I ought to...!
Lincoln: Easy, Adrienne, easy. We already took care of her.
Nico: Yeah, Luna Anderson transformed and she and Lincoln destroyed her and sent her straight to The Black Gates forever.
Carly Beth: Sabrina told me about that, and it was awesome.
Adrienne Midnight: Aw man, you guys should've told me about it, I was looking forward to letting that witch have it!
Me: That's okay, but if it makes you feel any better, we're gonna destroy The Monster Blood by freezing it and sending it to The Sun. But, he might have a Sarabeth clone there, so you can feel free to thrash that ugly thing.
Adrienne Midnight: Oh, okay.
Nico: Sorry if that's the only thing we can offer, but if Luna Anderson and Lincoln hadn't killed her, she would've gotten her revenge. Alright, let's head down and tell Evan Ross and Andrea of the Monster Blood's return.
Lincoln: Yeah, we can't let The Monster Blood keep running loose.
Sebastian Mendez: Slappy, now you've really done it this time!
Suddenly, Sebastian's eyes turned blood red, and back at Slappy's home, Slappy and his cohorts screamed in agonizing pain, as it caused the lethal curse that amplified the poisonous darkness that his Universe 666 counterpart inflicted them to go up even further, and their purple glowing veins were getting far worse, but as for Bob Roth and Alexander DuBrow, they were literally suffering from another bad curse he inflicted on them: they also wound up getting a bad combination of a bad rash, poison ivy underwear, and pimples and boils always appearing on them, and they were scratching like crazy.
Nico: I never get tired of you making the curse even worse for Slappy and his cohorts and making things even worse for Bob Roth and Alexander DuBrow.
Me: Nice.
I went over and brought the 3 books for Monster Blood over.
Me: We killed Sarabeth and threw the Monster Blood into the Sun and it was crazy.
Juran: I think Monster Blood is the more dangerous out of the two.
Me: Me too. But Sarabeth made it. Also it made Evan's dog Trigger grow huge.
Nico: Yeah no kidding.
Xenia: Yeah.
Matt Daniels: I've also had a run in with Monster Blood.
Me: I remember that Matt.
Nico: Yeah. And it made the class hamster grow huge.
Lola: It sure did! That was scary.
Nico: Yeah.
The previous group came.
Carmen Dillo: Can me, Dirty Bubble, Pinky and the Brain, Swordsman, Dr. Destiny, Onyx, Jet, Waffle Woman, Rojo, and Box Ghost go with you guys?
Nico: Yes you guys can come with.
Me: Next is Monster Blood and we're going to be in for a wild ride.
Lola: Yeah.
Carmen Dillo: (GULP) Oh boy.
RD Luna: Nico, which Gene Slammer do you think you'lll meet next?
Me: And by that she means which Robot Master Gene-slammer.
Nico: I know. Tomahawk Man next.
Me: Cool! So we're going to meet someone of Native American origin for that one.
Nico: Yep it's possible.
Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes and the rainbow colored iris of Lincoln, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., and Rita's Third Eye, and everyone else's Third Eye glowed even more and our rainbow energy auras, rainbow protective auras, and rainbow fire auras flared up even more, as they sensed four dark energy signals with their eyes and the Force, and they saw who the figure was in the vision: the figure is none other than Nicol Bolas, an Elder Dragon and one of the oldest Planeswalkers, one of the only six Elder Dragons to survive the Dragon War, and one of the major antagonists of the fantasy card game Magic: The Gathering, and he's come for revenge for what happened to his servant, Sifa Grent. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.
Lincoln: Oh no.
Rayman: I can guess that we got big trouble heading our way. Lincoln, who was it that you saw?
Lincoln: You guessed it, Rayman, and this is one person we're not going to like one bit: the figure I saw and the dark energy I sensed belongs to Nicol Bolas, an Elder Dragon and one of the oldest Planeswalkers, one of the only six Elder Dragons to survive the Dragon War, and one of the major antagonists of the fantasy card game Magic: The Gathering, and he's come for revenge for what happened to his servant, Sifa Grent.
We gasped.
Luna: One of The Six Elder Dragons and the oldest Planeswalker is here?! Oh man, that's not good.
Me: Yeah, not good at all.
Darcy Minjarra: (Australian Accent) If that overgrown dragon thinks he can come here to cause pain and suffering, he's got another thing coming! (Green Eyes turn Blood Red)
We felt the air turn really really hot like the depths of Hell.
Ty: (Australian Accent) Struth, she's really mad now!
Sly: (Australian Accent) And when she gets this mad, all Hell's about to break loose.
Nico: Yikes, now I know why she's that feared by the demons and Boss Cass and his crew, man she's scary when she gets mad. Alright, gang, let's go, we're heading off to tell Evan Ross and Andrea of the Monster Blood's return and we're going to destroy it.
Lincoln: That blob of magical goo has caused enough trouble for the last time, this is where we put an end to it once and for all, and once we get done with The Monster Blood, you're next, Nicol Bolas.
Darcy Minjarra: (Australian Accent) There's absolutely no way I'm letting an overgrown powerhungry dragon like you get away with this, Nicol Bolas, you will suffer the bloody wrath of The Crimson Demon Knight of Burramudgee and The Southern Rivers!
Lincoln put up a rainbow energy field around The World Tree Estate and all of us headed out to tell Evan Ross and Andrea of the Monster Blood's return and we're going to destroy it, and once we got done with the Monster Blood, Darcy Minjarra and Lincoln are going to destroy Nicol Bolas.
We were off.
We arrived at Evan's house.
Dirty Bubble: Here we are!
Me: Looks normal.
But then we saw A HUGE SHETLAND SHEEPDOG COME!
Me: WHOA!
Nico: Is that Trigger!?
Trigger came and licked me all over.
Fluttershy: Aww you're such a cute dog.
She pet him all over and got him calm and I cleaned myself.
Fluttershy: Who's a cute giant dog.
Me: Aww.
Nico: Yeah.
Weather Vane: Damn! Monster Blood got to him!
Me: It sure did but to Fluttershy no matter how big a dog, she will always love them.
Camie: You got that right.
Applejack: Yeah Fluttershy did that to Cerberus from Tartarus.
Nico: That is cool.
Me: I was amazed that Equestria had access to Tartarus, the Greek Underworld.
Nico: Me too.
Evan came.
Evan Ross: Thank goodness you all came! I see you guys saw what happened to Trigger.
Me: We sure did Evan. Thank goodness you're okay.
Swordsman: We need to shrink him down!
Then Trigger coughed.
Me: Uh oh.
He then coughed up the Monster Blood!
Me: EW!
I grabbed the blood with a vacuum and put it in a beaker.
He then shrunk down.
Me: That did the trick.
Nico: Nice.
Me: Now we can run some tests on this blood and see what it's made of.
Merrick: To do that, we need a lab.
I pulled out my Portable Lab.
Merrick: Oh cool.
We got to work on the sample we got on it.
We analyzed it all over.
Onyx: What do we have so far?
Me: Well it appears that the blood is a mixture of all kids of monsters combined with magical energy.
Nico: Whoa!
Me: It's DARK Magical energy.
Evan Ross: Definitely Sarabeth's work.
Airi: I still think Monster Blood is the main target.
Me: I agree. But Sarabeth is still the creator of this horrible crime against nature.
Evan Ross: I agree with J.D.
Airi: This is gonna be a rough one. But we'll handle it.
Nico: We'll destroy both of them at the same time.
Camie: And they will pay for it.
Himiko: Big time.
Waffle Woman: Or we could kill Sarabeth before the usual battles.
Vakama: That's a good idea.
Me: Hmm. That works! She doesn't know how powerful we got over the years.
Luna Anderson: And we grew in numbers a lot too.
Evan Ross: I was gonna say! You guys really have grown in numbers a lot.
Me: Well we've been really busy saving the world and we went to many places all over.
Arixam: Where's Andrea?
Andrea: Over here guys.
We saw her.
Me: Hey Andrea.
Nico: You doing okay?
Andrea: Yeah but have you…
Me: Heard the news about the Monster Blood and Sarabeth back? Yeah we know.
Eli: You have Slappy to blame for that.
Box Ghost: And Monster Blood got to Trigger.
Camie: I don't think he was the only one.
BOOOM!
We heard a thunderous footfall and then saw EVANS MOM AND SHE WAS A GIANT!
WE GASPED!
Me: WHOA!
Nico: OH MY!
Eli: She's as big as a kaiju!
Lusamine: Speaking as a mother, I didn't see this coming!
I grew to her size.
Me: Mrs. Ross?
Mrs. Evan: Well hello J.D. Nice view from up here.
Me: The houses didn't get smaller. YOU grew over 100 feet tall.
Mrs. Ross: (GASP) Oh man! I'm scared.
Me: Don't panic. Did you step in something that made this happen to you?
Mrs. Ross: Yeah I think I did.
Me: Lift up your foot.
She did so.
Me: Nico can you find anything?
Nico looked under her right foot.
Nico: AHA!
He saw Monster Blood on her shoe. He got the blood off and she started to shrink.
Me: Wow it was on her shoe.
She was back to normal size.
Himiko: Sorry, Mrs. Ross.
Rojo: But it was for the best.
Evan Ross: Mom thank goodness. Now do you believe me about the monster blood?
Mrs. Ross: I'm beginning to now. You were telling the truth Evan. I'm so sorry I didn't believe you.
Evan Ross: It's okay mom.
Mrs. Ross: Sarabeth is really in trouble now.
Dimitri LouSteau: It's Monster Blood that's the real problem.
Mrs. Ross: Oh man.
Me: This is what got on you. This stuff made you grow to the size of Godzilla.
I showed the beaker full of it.
Mrs. Ross: (GASP) Oh my!
Nico: Yeah no kidding.
Me: Is that green slop all over your house?
Pinky: Please say no!
Jet: Pinkie, we might have to face facts.
Tsuyu: Hopefully, it's not too much.
Me: Lets take a look.
Nico: Agreed and be careful. Watch where you step.
We went into the house and saw MONSTER BLOOD DRIPPING DOWN THE STAIRS!
Me: YUCK!
Agitos: I think it knows we're here.
Me: Yep and we're looking at it.
I fired an ice blast and froze some of it.
Camie: That stuff looks like snot!
Me: It looks more like slime.
Elyon: It's just as disgusting as it was the first time.
Dr. Destiny: Hey, this is my first time seeing it!
Me: We faced it back in 2019. You weren't with us back then. I forgot to mention that.
Dr. Destiny: Oh right.
Nico: Yeah. Here's an Ice Laser blast.
Nico fired an Ice Laser and it hit the Monster Blood and froze some of it.
Eli: I sense Sarabeth in the backyard.
Me: Oh it is on!
Luna Anderson: Yeah!
Mokuba: Oh, you bet your asses it's entrance time!
Nico: Lets go.
We went to the backyard.
Sarabeth was laughing like a fucked up lunatic and then the spirits of ice appeared and swirled around her and then converged and then…
KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!
A massive fiery explosion blasted off above her and a phoenix cry was heard.
We came out!
Me: Sarabeth this ends now!
Sarabeth: Not if my blood gets you!
Me: Your BLOOD and you are going to pay!
Then there was a rumble and then…
CRASH!
The house bursted open and the blood grew and formed into a HUGE TOWERING MONSTROSITY!
SARABETH LAUGHED INSANELY AND THE BLOOD FORMED INTO THE CLOUD B4 CARRIER!
Me: WHAT THE FUCKING HELL! THE BLOOD HAS SENTIENCE!?
Brain: It still can't speak.
Matt Olson: Fine by me!
Luna Anderson: I'll face Sarabeth! You guys take that ugly freak down!
Me: You got it!
We flew into the air and fired at the blood!
I fired a powerful blast of ice and Nico fired a laser blast and Eli fired a lightning blast!
The blasts hit the blood creature!
KRABBBBBBOOOOOOMM! KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM! KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!
The blasts were really burning it all over!
Nico: YEAH!
POW! BIFF SMASH!
Luna kicked and punched Sarabeth all over!
Luna Anderson: You make me fucking sick Sarabeth! You really played with fire and now you will pay for it!
POW!
She punched her in her face and Sarabeth punched at her.
Ben: Time to fight slime with slime!
Ben turned into Goop.
Ben: (GURGLING VOICE) GOOP!
He fired glops of acid slime at it and it burned it.
Volcana, Himiko, Lola, Nuova Shenron and Qin fired blasts of fire and burned the blood all over!
Luna Anderson was REALLY giving Sarabeth a piece of her mind!
POW!
She punched her in her face!
Luna Anderson: What you did to Evan and his family is beyond Hellishly Evil! Why!?
Sarabeth: Why!? Because I wanted them to suffer! I WANTED THE WORLD TO SUFFER FOR WHAT IT DID TO ME!
POW!
Luna Anderson: You're fucking insane!
She punched Sarabeth in the face and kicked her in the stomach!
Nico fired a blast of fire and it hit the blood and exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!
The Blood creature roared in pain!
Vakama fired a blast of energy and fire and blasted the creature!
Camie fired a blast of Aurora energy and the blasted the blood all over.
Himiko fired a blast of fire and blasted it all over.
Himiko: Good thing I don't have my old Quirk anymore.
Tsuyu: Thank goodness.
Tsuyu fired a wave of energy and blasted the creature.
Elyon and Matt fired energy blasts and blasted the creature.
Then the creature roared and went at the Cutie Mark Crusaders and then they pointed their butts at the creature and then…
EXPLOSIVELY LOUD SUPER FART!
The gas from their fart was so potent and deadly that the creature was melting and burning all over!
Goop charged at it.
And smashed into it and it roared and was in pain.
Camie: YEAH!
Qin: Take that.
Goop: I chose Goop because we're both green and slimy
Me: Good reason.
I fired waves of lightning and blasted the creature all over.
Then Greiger, New Wave, Hydros, Harpymon, Baron Mordo, Chillyfish, Thundermon, Seadramon, Bizarro, and Grundy
Nico: Greiger, New Wave, Hydros, Harpymon, Baron Mordo, Chillyfish, Thundermon, Seadramon, Bizarro, and Grundy.
Greiger: I honestly didn't expect Mrs. Ross to become giant
New Wave: Me neither.
Seadramon: (to Poromon) I hope you had fun being a pirate.
Hydros: (to NIco) We heard you fought the Blob.
Nico: Yep. That was fun.
Harpymon: This is a day for slimy Goosebumps monsters, huh?
Me: You're telling me!
Ghouligan came.
Me: Ghouligan. Back for another round?
Ghouligan: Yep.
Me: Cool cool.
Ghouligan: So, how was being pirates yesterday?
Poromon: It was fun!
Poliwag: Yeah it was!
We got the battles underway
Boris, Kouta, Tharja, Celica, Clalr, Hilda, Brittney, Lucy, Bertrand, Haiku, Dante, Persephone, Morpheus, Starlight Glimmer, Cozy Glow, Undead Skylanders, Clawful and Ultra Humanite VS Greiger, Roman, Carly, Devack, Misty, Kalin, Rex, Tobias Whale, Bun Bun, Parasite, Estroy, and Shadow Mandy - Us going to a Sushi Planet and battled the Blob that Ate Everyone
Greiger was first.
Greiger: (to Boris) Nico's rescue involved going to a Sushi Planet. He battled the Blob that Ate Everyone
Boris: He sure did and it was fun.
Kouta: Yeah it sure was cool.
Starlight Glimmer: That was a cool planet. CatDog, Yugito Nii, Gatomon, Shizuka Nekonome and all the cat members of the team loved it.
Cozy Glow: They sure did and it it was fun.
Hex: it sure was.
Greiger: That is awesome. Lets do it!
Boris: WHALEA LETS SWIM!
He turned into an Indigo Flame Whale hero!
Boris: I am INDIGO CETUS! (ECHOING) INDIGO WHALE FLAME POD!
He fired a wave of indigo fire and it formed into a pod of Indigo Whales and the group fired waves of skulls, bones, blood, magic, stars and lightning and smashed them down.
Maria, Mirai Cheng, Dinobot, Scorponok, Bonecrusher, Transquito, Static Shock, Gear, Nails, She-Bang, Hawkgirl, Wonder Woman, Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Air Skylanders, RD Luna, and Catzi VS New Wave, Evil Wave Man, Evil Dive Man, Evil Whirlpool Man, Evil Splash Woman, Evil Blizzard Man, Ice Man, Yani, Velociraptors, Aligned Scorponok, Terrashock and Zizza - Us Battling Another Captain K. Rool, Kutlass, Klobber, Klinger, Krash, Bleak, Brash Bear, Lockjaw, Snapjaw, Yost Pyro and Gator Ghoul who were the Keyblade Knight of the planet Cholganna and the Embodiment of Wolf 2
New Wave was next.
New Wave: (to Maria) Nico, Becca's team, Gator Ghoul's team and the others did good Battling Another Captain K. Rool, Kutlass, Klobber, Klinger, Krash, Bleak, Brash Bear, Lockjaw, Snapjaw, Yost Pyro and Gator Ghoul. They were the Keyblade Knight of the planet Cholganna and the Embodiment of Wolf 2
Maria: They sure were and it was really cool.
Mirai Cheng: It sure was and we were amazed to see what they were like.
Rainbow Dash: Boy it sure was awesome.
Scootaloo: I'll say! (LOUD FART) Oops sorry.
Whirlwind: (LAUGHS) That was funny.
New Wave: (LAUGHS) I heard that Scootaloo and the crusaders were farting all day.
Rainbow Dash: They sure were. It's the farts of victory.
New Wave: (LAUGHS) That is for sure! Lets do it!
Maria: MARIAS LETS DELUGE!
She turned into a Water Hero!
Maria: I Am Lady Aquamarine!
New Wave: Wow! That is close to your former villain name AquaMaria.
Maria: I know. Cool huh. (ECHOING) WATERS OF FURY BLAST!
She fired waves of water and the group fired waves of wind, lightning and rainbows and smashed them down.
Azulongmon, Sara, Princess of the Indian Ocean, Crystal Wilmington, Alia, Gentoku, Yuina, Ebonwumon, Zhuqiaomon, Baihumon, Huanglongmon, AncientMermaidmon, AncientMegatheriummon, Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Water Skylanders, Weather Vane, and Protoboy VS Hydros the Ice Titan, Pyros, Stratos, Lythos, Cyclops, Evil Junk Man, Evil Garbage Man, King Jellyfish, Razoul, Balloon Monster (TTG), D.J. Stylbator, and Shinjiro Shinozak - Lincoln's rescue was on Universe 666 Earth, and we're going to destroy the Universe 666 versions of The Avengers who were brought back by Universe 666 Sebastian to cause havoc once again
Hydros was next.
Hydros: (to Azulongmon) I heard Lincoln's rescue was on Universe 666 Earth to destroy the Universe 666 versions of The Avengers. They were brought back by Universe 666 Sebastian to cause havoc once again
Azulongmon: Yeah that was really scary and crazy.
Sara: But it was awesome taking them down.
Rarity: It sure was fun darlings.
Sweetie Belle: Yeah it was great and fun. (LOUD FART) Oops sorry.
Hydros: Boy those beans are doing a number on you.
Gill Grunt: They sure are.
Hydros: No kidding! Lets do it!
Azulongmon: Eassovereign, lets strike!
He turned into a Lightning Sovereign of the East themed hero!
Azulongmon: I am Lord Seiryu!
Hydros: That is perfect for you because you are the Sovereign Digimon of the East.
Azulongmon: It sure is. (ECHOING) LIGHTNING FURY DRAGON BLAST!
He fired a massive blast of lightning and the group fired waves of lightning, jewels, water and ice and smashed them down.
Orion, Rosty, Olga Astronomonov, Emeth, Daphne Blake, Thunder, Troy, Emma, Jake, Gia, Noah, Lillith, Pinkie Pie, Maud Pie, Featherweight, Tech Skylanders, Merrick and Tyzonn VS Harpymon, Allomon, Lynxmon, Vajramon, Vikaralamon, Makuramon, Gorillamon, Snow Ghost, Carmen Sandiego (Where In The World is Carmen Sandiego), Ojo Tango, Ghost of Chef Pierre Goulash, and Cobra - Jun and Vinyl Scratch's Bonding time.
Harpymon was next.
Harpymon (to Orion): Today was Jun and Vinyl Scratch's Bonding time. What did they do together?
Orion: They talked about what they were like before they met and all that.
Rosty: It was really cool and awesome.
Pinkie Pie: You bet it was!
Maud Pie: (Monotonously) It was really fun.
Featherweight: It sure was.
Sprocket: Yeah it was great!
Harpymon: That is cool! Lets do it!
Orion: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! LUPINRANGER VS PATRANGER!
He made shadow clones and they each turned into LupinX and PatX!
Orion: SILVRA LETS SHINE!
He turned into a Silver hero!
Orion: I am THE 6TH SILVER! (ECHOING) SIX RANGER MEGABLAST!
He fired a blast of silver energy and the group fired waves of metal, gears and lightning and smashed them down.
Eli Winston Bullock, Crag, Edith Norris, Derek, Odette, Loki (Marvel), Anakin, Obi Wan, Ahsoka, Yoda, Mace Windu, Plo Koon, Twilight Sparkle, Starshine Sparkle, Magic Skylanders, Airi and 2014 Maleficent VS Baron Mordo, Hydro Man, Doctor Octopus, Electro, Molten Man, Scorpion, Lizard, Evil Cut Man, Evil Roxas, DC Cupid, Universe 666 Mother Gothel, and Zululuk (Flashman) - The Cutie Mark Crusaders having a Baked Bean Eating Contest
Baron Mordo was next.
Baron Mordo (to Eli): The Cutie Mark Crusaders had a Baked Bean Eating Contest. How many did each of them eat?
Eli: They had 100 bowls of beans.
Crag: That was a lot of beans for them.
Twilight Sparkle: It sure was a lot.
Starshine Sparkle: Yeah no kidding!
Spyro: It was awesome though.
Baron Mordo: Thay is a lot of bowls! Lets do it!
Eli: JEDIRA LETS UNLEASH THE FORCE!
He turned into a Jedi themed hero!
Eli: I am JEDI ELI! (ECHOING) FORCE THUNDERSTRIKE BURST!
He fired a powerful blast of Force Lightning and the group fired waves of magic and they hit the group and smashed them down.
Gi, Zecora, Aylene Carter, Lumina, Lightsworn Summoner, Felis, Lightsworn Archer, Miho Nishizumi, Kwame, Wheeler, Linka, Ma-Ti, Captain Planet, Gaia, Sunset Shimmer, Pipsqueak, Fire Skylanders, Arixam and Pump Man VS Chillyfish, Fireor, Strikning, Whirlin, Quakemon, Hate Master, Freezard, Tiki Tak Tribe, Tar Monster, ARGO, Dragar the Loathsome, and Hot Wings (Kirby Epic Yarn) - The Cutie Mark Crusaders ate 100 bowls of beans
Chillyfish was next.
Chillyfish: (to Gi) The Cutie Mark Crusaders ate 100 bowls of beans. That must've been a lot!
Gi: Boy it sure was! That was the most ever!
Zecora: The Cutie Mark Crusaders had an enjoyable contest for all to see, but they are paying the price with a terrible fee.
Sunset Shimmer: They are releasing nasty farts like crazy.
Pipsqueak: (British Accent) It's funny but they are learning a big price.
Sunburn: On the plus side we are laughing along with them.
Chillyfish: It's Great to see them happy with you. Lets do it!
Gi: WATRARA LETS DRENCH!
She turned into a Water themed hero.
Gi: I am EARTH WATER! (ECHOING) WATERS OF PURIFICATION!
She fired a wave of water and the group fired waves of fire and smashed them down.
Sage, Fujiko Mine, Optimus Primal, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Ryo, Kento, Cye, Rowen, Anubis, Lady Kayura, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Earth Skylanders, Mai (Avatar), and Lusamine vs Thundermon, Minotarumon, Golemon, Okuwamon, BlackWarGreymon, Knightmon, Blossommon, Strikning, Jungle King, Scowl, Yost Wrecking Crew, and Universe 666 Live-Action Starscream - Monster Blood next
Thundermon was next.
Thundermon (to Sage): Monster Blood is next. That one's gonna be tricky!
Sage: You're telling me! This is gonna be wild.
Fujiko: Yeah no kidding! This will be tough.
Applejack: It sure will be.
Apple Bloom: But it will be fun. (LOUD FART) Oh pardon me!
Flashwing: But this will be awesome.
Thundermon: It sure will be. Lets do it!
Sage: HALOER LETS STRIKE AND SHINE!
He turned into an Armor of Halo Hero!
Sage: I am HALOFORCE! (ECHOING) THUNDERBOLT MEGABLAST!
He fired a massive blast of lightning and the group fired waves of lightning, earth, rock, mud, boulders, lava, crystal and apples and smashed them down.
Poromon, Caren, Poliwag, Shinichi Saruhara, Beros, Alessa Garcia, Manaphy, Horsea, Jirachi, Tentacool, Ninetales, Eevee, Fluttershy, Tornado Bolt, Seabreeze, Life Skylanders, Dimitri LouSteau, and Jean Bison VS Seadramon, Meramon, Andromon, Monzaemon, Unimon, Shellmon, Ogremon, Big Lenny, Gazimon, Victor (Spongebob), Earth Kang, and Universe 666 Salem - The Monster Blood was disgusting evil slop!
Seadramon was next.
Seadramon (to Poromon): The Monster Blood is disgusting evil slop! Almost like the Blob earlier today!
Poromon: You are not kidding on that!
Carem: Yeah what a disgusting abomination!
Fluttershy: It sure is gross.
Tornado Bolt: We were amazed that J.D. and everyone faced this slop back in 2019 and it was awesome.
Seabreeze: (Swedish Accent) Yeah it was cool.
Stealth Elf: It sure was.
Seadramon: That is awesome. Lets do it!
Poromon: FLIGHTFY LETS FLY!
He turned into a Bird themed hero!
Poromon: I am CONDOR FLIGHT! (ECHOING) CONDOR THUNDER BLAST!
He fired a wave of lightning and the group fired waves of leaves, grass, flowers and fruit and smashed them down.
Princess What's-Her-Name, Asami Sato, Salene Sallamandia, Leona Terra, Shannon Simpson, Andromeda Buster, Earthworm Jim, Peter Puppy, Snot, Homer, Genie, Sora, Princess Luna, Moondust, Snowdrop, Children of The Night, Dark Skylanders, Agitos and Nivenna VS Bizarro, Shade, Grodd, Copperhead, Grundy, Captain Cold, Toyman, Evil Solar Man, Shadow Prove, Mylene Farrow, Lunch Lady Ghost, and Hector Con Carne 2.0 - Sarabeth will pay for her crimes
Bizarro was next
Bizarro (to Princess What's Her Name): Sarabeth will not pay for her crimes. But it isn't Monster Blood who's the true target.
Princess What's Her Name: Sarabeth did not make Monster Blood so she isn't responsible for it.
Asami: She is going to get away with it.
Princess Luna: We may not have faced the Monster Blood back in 2019 but Sarabeth is not the true target.
Moondust: She is not going to pay for everything she did.
Snowdrop: And we will not make sure of it.
Gari: That is not for sure.
Blackout: I don't agree.
Bizarro: Bizarro not sad. Lets not do it!
Princess What's Her Name: BUTTFLORA LETS FLY!
She turned into a Butterfly themed hero!
Princess What's Her Name: Don't call me LADY BUTTERFLORA! (ECHOING) BUTTERFLY FURY BLAST!
She fired waves of butterflies and the group fired waves of darkness and they blasted them down.
Tristan Taylor, Candy, Olivia Boone, Booster Gold, Black Orchid, Gamora, Yugi, Eli, Tea, Joey, Serenity, Mai Valentine, Princess Celestia, King Solar, Solar Eclipsa, Amber Morning, Light Skylanders, Mokuba Kaiba and Seto Kaiba VS Solomon Grundy, Captain Cold, Shade, Toyman, Copperhead, Bizarro, Grodd, Greg, Daniel Boone (Animaniacs), Cottontail Smith, Crusher, and Nasty Canasta 1995 - Sarabeth is getting the Black Gates
Solomon Grundy was next.
Grundy (to Tristan): Witch gonna get Black Gates. Along with green goo!
Tristan: We'll throw the Monster Blood into the Sun and then banish Sarabeth into the Black Gates.
Candy: And it will be painful for her big time.
Princess Celestia: That is for sure there.
King Solar: I agree there too.
Solar Eclipsa: Yeah that is going to hurt for her.
Amber Morning: Big time bad.
Spotlight: I agree there.
Grundy: Grundy agree. Lets do it!
Tristan: CYBRA LETS CYBERNIZE!
He turned into a Cyborg hero!
Tristan: I am Lord Cyber! (ECHOING) CYBER MISSILE BARRAGE!
He fired waves of missiles and the group fired waves of missiles and light and smashed them down.
Zecora VS The Tiki Tok Tribe
The Tiki Tok Tribe was next.
Zecora: Been a long while since we last fought in a fight, but who am I to not enjoy the fun that is tight.
She fired waves of energy and smashed them down.
Stygian, Knight Man and Hardball (Samurai Jack) VS The Big Top Werewolf
The Big Top Werewolf was next.
Stygian: (British Medieval Accent) Thou must be ready for me to smite thee.
He fired waves of energy and smashed him down.
Rockhoof, Scotsman (Samurai Jack) and Kitty & Bunny (Courage) VS The Ghost of Amos Littlefield
The Ghost of Amos Littlefield was next.
Rockhoof: (Scottish Accent) I'm most ready for some fun here lad.
He fired energy blasts and smashed him down.
Somnambula, Yami Yugi and Neith (SMITE) VS The Snake Demon
The Snake Demon was next.
Somnambula: (Egyptian Accent) This will be a fun one.
She fired a blast of energy and smashed him down.
Mage Meadowbrook, Buffo & his Frog Worshipers and Burner Man VS The Cat Mummy
The Cat Mummy was next.
Mage Meadowbrook: Oh I'm ready for y'all.
Mage Meadowbrook fired an energy blast and smashed the mummy down.
Flash Magnus, Kevin Levin and Neytiri VS The Ghost of Geronimo
The Ghost of Geronimo was next.
Flash Magnus: I'm ready for you.
He fired a blast of energy and blasted him down.
Mistmane, Buffo & his Frog Worshipers and Toad Man VS Dr. Croaker
Dr. Croaker was next.
Dr. Croaker: Me hate this!
Mistmane: Then you will face the beauty.
She fired a wave of magic and blasted him down.
Star Swirl, Tomahawk Man and Yamato Man VS The Miner 49er
The Miner 49er was next.
Star Swirl: This will be good.
He fired a wave of energy and smashed him down.
Gusty the Great, RD Lynn and RD Girl Jordan VS The Rambling Ghost
The Rambling Ghost was next.
Gusty: This is gonna be awesome and cool.
She fired a blast of magic and smashed him down.
Rai & Sena VS The Devil Bear
The Devil Bear was next.
Rai: Bring it on bear!
Sena: Yeah!
They fired a blast of energy and smashed him down.
Lightspeed Rescue Rangers, Megaforce Rangers, Nico, May, Eli, Nunnally, C.C., Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily VS Ghouligan
Ghouligan was next.
Ghouligan: Boy this is awesome!
Nico: It sure is!
May: Yeah no kidding.
Ghouligan: Yeah no kidding there. Lets do it!
Nico teleported and opened his safe and in it was a bunch of weapons called the Destroyers of The Monster Blood, they're a massive collection of massive greatswords with embedded colored gems and the Anti-Goosebumps symbol etched on the 7'6" massive, wide, double-edged gold blades and blessed by the powers of Heaven, large gold wolf heads for the crossguards, large white angelic faces built into both sides of the hilts with large colored gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handles, four large wolf heads with colored gems for eyes and on the bottom of the four large wolf heads are large gold wolf heads with colored gems in their mouths for the pommels.
Nico teleported back with them.
Lightspeed Rescue Rangers: LIGHTSPEED RESCUE!
Ryan: TITANIUM POWER!
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! LIGHTSPEED RESCUE!
They transformed and were ready!
Nico: Lets get him!
Carter: RESCUE BIRD! UNILASER MODE!
They had it ready!
Nico: FIRE!
They fired waves of energy and elements and blasted him and then…
KRABBBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!
He was dead!
Nico: Oh yeah! Ghouligan you have failed this city!
Troy Burrows: Rangers that's a Super Mega Win.
Troy: We're feeling lucky!
Tsukasa: But your luck's run out!
Kamen Ride: Shishi Red!
Kamen Ride: Sasori Orange!
Kamen Ride: Beast Star! Ookami Blue!
Kamen Ride: Trick Star! Tenbin Gold!
Kamen Ride: Ring Star! Oushi Black!
Kamen Ride: Silent Star! Hebitsukai Silver!
Kamen Ride: Shinobi Star! Chameleon Green!
Kamen Ride: Speed Star! Washi Pink!
Kamen Ride: Food Mei-Star! Kajiki Yellow!
Kamen Ride: Dragon Ma-Star! Ryu Commander!
Kamen Ride: Big Star! Koguma Skyblue!
Kamen Ride: Space Bu-Star! Houou Soldier!
Tsukasa turned into Shishi Red and Daiki summoned clones of the Kyurangers.
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! SPACE FORCE NINE!
They turned into the Kyurangers!
Me: Yeah!
Maria: (TURNS DIAL) TITANIUM FURY TOENAILS!
She summoned Titanium Toenail, Rambling Ghost, Hades, Leprechaun, Mary Francis and Hamsterviel.
We went at the blood and blasted it all over.
Akkoa blasted and smashed the creature.
Greiger: INDIGO WHALE POD BLAST!
New Wave: WATER WAVE FURY BLAST!
Hydros: ICE STORM TITAN BLAST!
Harpymon: WIND STORM BLADE DANCE!
Baron Mordo: MAGIC FURY OF THE DARKNESS!
Chillyfish: JELLYFISH BLAST STORM!
Thundermon: LIGHTNING THUNDERSTRIKE!
Seadramon: ICE DRAGON BLAST!
Bizarro: BIZARRE WORLD BLAST!
Grundy: UNDEAD FURY BLAST!
They fired waves of energy and elements.
Kairi, Samus, Brainstorm and Guyhawk used the Earth Cyber Planet Keys and they enhanced Brainstorm's Photon Pulse Cannons, Guyhawk's Hawk Cannon and Samus and Kairi's powers 100-fold.
Kairi and Brainstorm: LIGHT PHOTON MEGABLAST!
Samus and Guyhawk: BLIZZARD HAWK BLAST!
Nokama of the Water Toa and Dirty Bubble: WATER BUBBLE FURY!
Superman of Krypton and Pinky & The Brain: KRYPTON FORCE BLAST!
Captain Marvel, Defender of Earth and Swordsman: SWORDS OF FIRESTORM BLAST!
Anakin of Tatooine and Dr. Destiny: TATOOINE BLAST STORM!
Clay Bailey of the Earth and Onyx: EARTH DRAGON FURY BLAST!
Green Lantern of Oa and Jet: OA JET STORM!
Tara of the Flame Earth and Waffle Woman: EARTH FIRE WAFFLE BLAST!
Tracer of Overwatch and Rojo: OVERWATCH HURRICANE BLAST!
Fluttershy the Princess of Kindness and Life and Carmen Dillo: KINDNESS ARMADILLO BLAST!
Omi of the Water and Box Ghost: WATER FURY BLAST!
Rainbow Dash, Storm Rainbow, Prism Bolt, Icy Storm, Overcast, Thunder Eagle-Hammer, Jessica Jumpstart, Air Turtle, Sharp Claws, Silverwing, Sky Blue, Echo Jazz-Wave, Terrorsaur the Pteranodon, Lightning Dust, Scootaloo, Echo Five, Pickle & Barley Barrel, Tornado Bolt, Rumble, Magma Gloom, Spitfire, Vapor Trail, Sky Stinger, Angel Wings, Soarin, Night Glider, Wind Socks, Cloudkicker, Blossomforth, Thunderlane, Cloud Chaser, Daring Do, Derpy Hooves, Flash Magnus, Indigo Zap, Lightning Bolt, Lemon Zest, Lemon Tart, Sour Sweet, Split Face, Sunny Flare, Fire Light, Sugarcoat, Smartsweet, Frosty Orange, Velvet Sky, Smolder the Dragon, Air Skylanders and Françoise. LIGHTNING STRIKE OF LOYALTY!
They fired waves of energy and elements.
Rainbow Dash, Tara, Laney, Lola, Luna Anderson, Eli and Lana: LIGHTNING ELEMENT BLAST!
They fired waves of energy and elements.
Lincoln: ICE ELEMENT STYLE: ICE LASER!
Entrapta: ICE LIGHTNING STYLE: ICEBOLT!
Perfuma: ICE NATURE STYLE: ICE FLOWER BEAM!
Frosta: ICE STYLE: FREEZE BLADES!
Shantae: ICE MAGIC STYLE: SUB-ZERO TNT!
Akko: ICE STAR STYLE: ABSOLUTE ZERO STAR DROP!
They fired waves of ice and energy and elements.
Lincoln and his harem: ICE FINAL SMASH: ABSOLUTE ZERO BLAST!
They fired a ki blast that was at absolute zero temperature at the monster blood which froze then ended up reduced to nothingness
Lincoln: This has gone on long enough. MONSTER BLOOD CONTAINMENT PRISON!
Lincoln fired massive waves of anti-magic darkness which scooped up all of The Monster Blood and had it contained in a massive anti-magic darkness ball. Then, I opened up a portal that led to The Sun and Lincoln pushed the ball in and it was sent hurtling towards the sun as we closed the portal and then, the ball exploded in a fireball of flames and it destroyed The Monster Blood and sent it to The Black Gates.
Luna fired a wave of energy and blasted Sarabeth to the Black Gates.
Qin: YEAH!
Nico: Good riddance forever, you blob of mayhem.
Lincoln: That's another Goosebumps Villain taken down and another of Slappy's minions taken care of. Now, there's one last thing to do, and one last loose end to tie up: Nicol Bolas.
?: YOU SHALL PAY FOR WHAT YOU DID IN KILLING SIFA GRENT, TEAM LOUD PHOENIX STORM!
Suddenly, the eight large planets and stars orbiting around my legs, the eleven large multi-colored orbs orbiting around Lincoln's legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting Linka's legs the nine large orange orbs orbiting around TLPS Ms. Tarantula's legs, the ten multi-colored orbs orbiting around Duke Lincoln's legs, the eleven colored orbs orbiting around the Loud Sisters' legs, the eleven colored orbs orbiting around the legs of The Loud's friends, the eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the nine large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the nine large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Tahu, Vakama, and Nate Adams' legs, the eight large fiery red orbs orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lars and Dudley Puppy's legs, the eight large pink orbs orbiting around Lexx Loud's legs, the nine large rose pink orbs orbiting around Steven Universe's legs, the nine large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the nine emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the nine large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the nine large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the nine and eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam and Leif Loud's legs, the eleven large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn's legs, the eleven coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blood red orbs around Marco Diaz's legs, the nine large aqua blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Shark's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Skippy, Sean Bolton, and Loki Loud's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Loni Loud's legs, the nine large yellow orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Snake's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Lane Loud's legs, the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Larry Loud's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Levi Loud's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago and Nico's legs, the eleven large colored orbs orbiting around Twilight Sparkle and her friends, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around Varie, William Dunbar, and Adam Lyon's legs, the eleven large aqua blue orbs orbiting around Girl Jordan's legs, the eleven large colored orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner's legs, the eleven large gold orbs orbiting around Alex the Lion and the eight large gold orbs orbiting around Takanuva's legs, the nine large pink orbs orbiting around Rita's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our large gold Bracers of The Champions of the Universe and the Stones of Gelel that were embedded in the backs of our left hands and our gold halos with four orbiting gold rings surrounding the corners behind our heads were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming, and the imps of The Fabled Gene-Slammers were already hissing with anger.
Lincoln formed a massive diamond barrier with absorption energy surrounding the diamond barrier that protected all of us from a massively powerful volley of magic, and it absorbed the blasts and they flowed into us and made us even stronger than ever.
Lincoln: (Catches the scent) There's no mistaking that scent from anywhere, come on out right now, Nicol Bolas, or we will force you out.
A massive towering dragon came out, and it was none other than Nicol Bolas, one of the oldest Planeswalkers, one of the only six Elder Dragons to survive the Dragon War, and one of the major antagonists of the fantasy card game Magic: The Gathering.
Lincoln: Nicol Bolas, the ancient Planeswalker and survivor of The Dragon War, I knew you'd one day show up, and you made a huge mistake sending Sifa Grent to attack us, she paid the price for her misdeeds and so will you!
Nicol Bolas: YOU DARE TO SPEAK TO ME LIKE THAT?! I DO NOT CARE IF ALL OF YOU ARE GODS AMONG MEN, I WILL DESTROY YOU ALL AND THE ENTIRE MULTIVERSE WILL BE MINE!
Darcy Minjarra: (Australian Accent) Ah, shut up, you overgrown bloke!
Suddenly, Darcy Minjarra's green eyes turned neon green and she was surrounded by a black and blood red energy aura with stars, darkness, blood, shadows, dark magic, black magic, Satanic Magic, demons, creatures of the night, phoenixes, and angels, she unholstered her massive Devil Sword Dante from her back, and as she approached Nicol Bolas, she left black and blood red energy, stars, darkness, blood, shadows, dark magic, black magic, Satanic Magic, demons, creatures of the night, phoenixes, and angels with every step.
Darcy Minjarra: (Australian Accent) Did you honestly think that I'll just let a powerhungry overgrown bloke like you off the hook, I don't think so. In all my years of fighting villains and demons, you are absolutely the worst villain I've ever had the displeasure of knowing. You've committed too many crimes to count, Nicol Bolas, and for that, the punishment for your crimes is death.
Suddenly, Darcy Minjarra was surrounded by a massive vortex of black and blood red energy, stars, darkness, blood, shadows, dark magic, black magic, and Satanic Magic surrounding the vortex, there are demons, creatures of the night, phoenixes, and angels flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a black phoenix with blood red eyes glaring at Nicol Bolas: the red eyes of death. Then, as the vortex faded, Darcy Minjarra emerged, but she was changed forever.
Darcy Minjarra grew from 7'0" to 7'9" in height, she has large gold metal bracers on her biceps and thighs, and she now has eleven large blood red and black orbs orbiting around her legs, she has the body of a goddess, she has dark blue highlights in the bangs of her long crimson red hair and red hairband and she has a large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four orbiting golden rings on each corner behind her head, she has neon green eyes and a black and blood red energy aura with stars, darkness, blood, shadows, dark magic, black magic, Satanic Magic, demons, creatures of the night, phoenixes, and angels surrounding her, she has the symbol of Bush Rescue and a demonic sword emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with blood red iris, she has on phoenix earrings with blood red gems for eyes and holding the Star, Dark, Blood, and Eternity Kanjis in its claws, she also has a Tasmanian Tiger with blood red gems for eyes and holding the Star, Dark, Blood, and Eternity Kanjis in its hooves for the second pendant on the bottom of her crimson red Tasmanian Tiger-shaped Element of Harmony, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with blood red crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and blood red gems on the gold lightning bolts, and she also has on her white and gold accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love. Darcy Minjarra has on a sleeveless crimson red crop top, red skirt with Bush Rescue symbol on it, red knee-high high-heeled boots with butterfly buckles, and long sleeveless white trenchcoat with stars, darkness, blood, shadows, dark magic, black magic, Satanic Magic, demons, creatures of the night, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails, and on the back is the symbol of Bush Rescue surrounded by darkness. Suddenly, Darcy Minjarra felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive crimson red and midnight black angel wings with crimson red tips on the large midnight black feathers grew much bigger for her new body and she also now has eleven massive and long crimson red wolf tails with black tips and black markings, Darcy Minjarra has on her Ring of the Phoenix with large crimson red gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand.
Suddenly, Darcy Minjarra's massive Devil Sword Dante and all the greatswords and swords that she'd gotten began to merge together, and they were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of black and blood red energy, stars, darkness, blood, shadows, dark magic, black magic, Satanic Magic, demons, creatures of the night, phoenixes, and angels, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Darcy Minjarra's Eternal Bloody Darkness Crimson Demon Knight Phoenix Angel Greatsword of Eternal Bloody Darkness Crimson Demon Knight Phoenix Angel Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded crimson red gems and the Bush Rescue symbol etched on the 7'6" massive, wide, double-edged midnight black blade, large midnight black Tasmanian Tiger heads and large sharp talons for the crossguard, large white angel faces built into both sides of the hilt and large blood red gems embedded in their foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large midnight black Tasmanian Tiger heads with blood red gems for eyes and on the bottom of the large midnight black Tasmanian Tiger heads is a large midnight black Tasmanian Tiger head with blood red gems for eyes and blood red gem in its mouth for the pommel, Darcy Minjarra has on her large gold Bracers of The Champions of The Universe with blood red gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet on her left Bracer, her large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold Tasmanian Tiger head with blood red gems for eyes and large blood red gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a blood red kanji below the symbol of Bush Rescue that said, "Darcy Minjarra, Legendary Crimson Demon Knight of Australia, Burramudgee, and The Southern Rivers, Masters of The Powers of Darkness and Blood, Member of Bush Rescue, True Immortal and Powerful Warrior of The Universe, Dear Friend of Ty and Sly The Tasmanian Tiger and Friends, Loving Guardian Angel and Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Despiser of Dark Lori, Dark Lynn, Dark Lola, Dark Lisa, Dark Luan, and All of Lincoln's Enemies, Archenemy of Sneeky, Destroyer of Nicol Bolas, Destroyer of Boss Cass, Amazing Member of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Darkness, Blood, Demon Swords, Demons, Creatures of The Night, Phoenixes, and Angels"
ダーシー・ミンジャラ、オーストラリア、ブラマッジー、サザン・リバーズの伝説的なクリムゾン・デーモン・ナイト、闇と血の力の達人、ブッシュ・レスキューのメンバー、真の不滅で宇宙の強力な戦士、タイとスライの親愛なる友人、タスマニアン・タイガー、友人たち、愛する守護天使とリンカーンの未来の妻ラウド、ダーク・ロリの軽蔑者、ダーク・リン、ダーク・ローラ、ダーク・リサ、ダーク・ルアン、そしてリンカーンの敵全員、スニーキーの大敵、ニコル・ボーラスの破壊者、ボス・キャスの破壊者、素晴らしいチームラウドフェニックスストームのメンバー、宇宙の勇敢な戦士、宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先の守護者、擁護者、そして救世主、宇宙への希望の大使であり灯台、友情の力と要素のマスター、宇宙のマスター天界のゼルナガの怒り、黒門のマスター、究極の善の究極の力、真実の真の女神、正義、愛、思いやり、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠心、正直さ、寛大さ、優しさ、無私の心、勇気、そして信頼、破壊者であり悪のスレイヤー、狂った、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、そして闇、血、悪魔の剣、悪魔、夜の生き物、フェニックス、天使のマスター
Suddenly, Darcy Minjarra's immense protective blue aura had suddenly changed, and it was now an immense protective neon rainbow aura with all of the elements swirling around it, she transformed into her most powerful and and most incredible transformation ever!
Darcy Minjarra has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-CRIMSON DEMON KNIGHT-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL DARK BLOODY DARKNESS BUSH RESCUE AUSTRALIAN CRIMSON DEMON KNIGHT PHOENIX ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL DARK BLOODY DARKNESS BUSH RESCUE AUSTRALIAN CRIMSON DEMON KNIGHT PHOENIX ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL DARK BLOODY DARKNESS BUSH RESCUE AUSTRALIAN CRIMSON DEMON KNIGHT PHOENIX ANGEL LOVE!
We were really amazed by Darcy Minjarra's Super Angel-Crimson Demon Knight-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding. But, when Nicol Bolas saw it, he went mad with rage and fired a blast of magic to destroy her, but Darcy Minjarra had summoned red energy swords with a swing of her massive demonic greatsword that cut down the magic blast, and she fired a massive barrage of black and blood red energy, stars, darkness, blood, shadows, dark magic, black magic, Satanic Magic, demons, creatures of the night, phoenixes, and angels which hit Nicol Bolas and knocked him down, he got back up, but now he was pissed off.
Ty: (Australian Accent) (Amazed) Struth, Darcy, you've transformed!
Sly: (Australian Accent) (Amazed) She sure has, mate. Now, blood is about to be spilled once more.
Lincoln: I must agree, guys. Darcy Minjarra has transformed into her Super Angel-Crimson Demon Knight-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga form, now, Nicol Bolas is about to find out why Darcy Minjarra has earned her name as The Crimson Demon Knight of Australia.
Darcy Minjarra: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Eternal Dark Bloody Darkness Bush Rescue Australian Crimson Demon Knight Phoenix Angel and Divine Cosmic Eternal Dark Bloody Darkness Bush Rescue Australian Crimson Demon Knight Phoenix Angel Love) (Australian Accent) Too right, mate, he's lived for far too long.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Eternal Friendship Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Buffalo-Vampire-Werewolf-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Cosmic Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel of Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Justice and Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Hope, and he joined Darcy Minjarra.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Your rampage is over, Nicol Bolas, your days of trying to conquer the Multiverse end here and now, and you will pay for the crimes you committed over 25,000 years ago.
Darcy Minjarra and Lincoln went after Nicol Bolas, and they fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, black and blood red energy, fireworks, rainbows, storm clouds, gold halo rings, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, sports equipment, leaves, plants, swords, fruits, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, butterflies, moths, spades, hearts, aces, diamonds, clubs, symbiote goo, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids at Nicol Bolas and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.
Then, they attacked him with their massive greatswords leaving scars on him, and Lincoln left many more with his gold-plated claws, massive greatsword, and angelic and demonic greatswords at his side and firing energy slashes from his claws and he and Darcy Minjarra also attacked him with some powerful punches, kicks, and karate chops, and they smashed him all over with their immense and extremely powerful superhuman strength, along with elemental blasts and this was driving Nicol Bolas even more madder with rage.
Nicol Bolas: YOU! YOU! I WILL KILL YOU ALL!
Nicol Bolas charged right at them with uncontrollable fiery rage and wrath in his black heart, but Darcy Minjarra fired a powerful black and blood red energy blast at them which hit him hard and he got knocked down, and then, Lincoln pounced on Nicol Bolas and pinned him to the ground with energy swords, and then, he bared his fangs at Nicol Bolas' neck and sank them into his neck and he began sucking out all of Nicol Bolas' blood and assimilating his Telepathy/Mind-Reading, Mind-Control, Memory Manipulation, Teleportation, Interplanetary Travel, Power Nullification, Spellcasting, Extensive Magical Knowledge, Superhuman Intellect, Fire Breathing, Flight, Immense Size and Strength, Nigh-Invulnerability added to his Invulnerability, Regeneration, and Immortality and Lincoln's abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed and he also grew even stronger.
When Lincoln was done, he unlatched his fangs from Nicol Bolas' neck and the ancient Elder Dragon now looked like a lifeless drained corpse. Then, an energy card with The Hierophant's drained soul appeared in Lincoln's left hand, and Lincoln banished him to The Black Gates forever, we cheered wildly for what Darcy Minjarra and Lincoln did as they holstered their massive greatswords and powered down and Darcy Minjarra's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, eleven massive and long red wolf tails, large gold halo with four orbiting gold rings on each corner behind her head, and massive crimson red and midnight black angel wings are permanent.
Darcy Minjarra: (Australian Accent This is for all the lives of all those who fell victim to you and your desire to conquer the Multiverse. Thanks for helping me destroy Nicol Bolas for good, Lincoln.
Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Darcy.
Suddenly, Darcy Minjarra wrapped her arms around Lincoln's waist, as her chest pressed against Lincoln's massive pecs and her stomach pressed against his eight-pack abs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leaned down to Darcy Minjarra's face, they kissed passionately as she moved her hands onto Lincoln's massive pecs, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Dragon, Mermaid, Angel, Fairy, Succubus, and Windigo flying in the air, and we saw a herd of Buffalo and many animals running across the field and elemental forces and darkness and blood behind them and we cheered wildly. Then, Lincoln and Darcy Minjarra sucked in and absorbed the elemental forces and darkness and blood and they came back to us as the display vanished.
Nico: Whoa, that was one awesome and fierce battle you guys fought.
Lincoln: You said it, and Nicol Bolas was indeed everything I'd heard about him, he was a dangerous and ruthless monster who wanted to conquer The Multiverse, he needed to be stopped.
Me: Otherwise, everyone would be in danger. So, Lincoln, who are we meeting tomorrow on your rescue?
Lincoln: I've actually got two people we're meeting tomorrow: Dawn Branco, Queen of The Light Fairies.
Aprina Arabella: That's perfect, and you guys will love meeting her, Dawn Branco is Lincoln's Guardian Angel and the Queen of The Light Fairies of Daybreak Cove, an enchanted fairy village populated by The Light Fairies. Dawn Branco is a human sized fairy and she's a powerful and skilled fighter with incredible control over light and possess many incredible powers over light and magic. Lincoln met Dawn Branco when he discovered a portal that led to Daybreak Cove in the secret garden he and his Guardian Angels know about, and he saved Dawn from an attack caused by a very deranged fairy-obsessed killer named Randall Williams, who was a major league problem for all of the Elemental Fairy Lands for years. Dawn was very impressed by Lincoln's strength, bravery, intellect, and courage along with his skills in combat and magic, so much so that like the promise he made with Lily the Mermaid and with his entire harem, he promised that when he came of age, he will marry her.
Nico: Whoa, she's a powerful master of light, that's awesome. And who's the second person we're also meeting?
Lincoln: This is one that'll interest The Hernandez Sisters: the second person we're also meeting on my rescue tomorrow is Michelle Hernandez, Gene-Slammer of Red-Eyes Zombie Dragon.
That got the attention of The Hernandez Sisters.
Natasha Hernandez: COUSIN MICHELLE?!
Fiona Hernandez: We haven't seen her in years!
Marie Hernandez: We sure haven't.
Nicole Hernandez: It's been years since we last saw our cousin.
Ariana Hernandez: It sure has.
Nico: I haven't seen her too in years.
Selene Emperyous: Then, you're in for one awesome reunion and the rest of you are going to love meeting her, Michelle Hernandez is Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Transylvania, and like Natasha Hernandez, she's a Goth Girl born from darkness and also has immense and incredible power over The Dark Arts, Witchcraft, darkness, dark magic, black magic, Satanic Magic, Necromancy, The Occult, demons, and creatures of the night, and massive black angel wings, and just like Natasha, Michelle is also a vampire too, but unlike how Natasha became a vampire through the blood given to her by Nyssa Damaskinos, Michelle's case was a bloody one, Michelle was attacked by a vampire, and that vampire was none other than that asshole, Deacon Frost.
The Hernandez Sisters were absolutely pissed off, and Natasha's red eyes turned even redder and her fangs grew longer.
Natasha Hernandez: THAT FUCKER DID WHAT TO OUR COUSIN!?
Nico restrained her.
Nico: It's okay, Natasha, remember what happened last year when we faced that fucker, Lincoln used The Blood God's Vengeance Curse on that fucker and his vampire fucker minions except Mercury?
Nicole Hernandez: Yeah, I remember, we were there as well, Natasha.
That cooled her down and Nico let her go.
Selene Emperyous: Anyways, Lincoln found out about it, and in a vampiric rage, he drove off Deacon Frost and his fucked-up asshole vampire minions and he even made sure to leave claw marks on Quinn's back before that asshole ran off. Lincoln had to expose his vampire nature to Michelle and had to tell her about what she was going through such as the uncontrollable thirst for blood and all of the weaknesses that she would now have, and as if by a miracle, Michelle was able to pull through and reign in that power and she became even more powerful than ever. She was reborn anew and Lincoln chanted the same incantation that only Natasha Hernandez knew because of the book belonging to Count Dracula and he removed all of the vampire weaknesses Michelle had gotten, but none of them could hide their hatred for Deacon Frost, that asshole went too far attacking her, and when they told Victoria Kurenai and the Michigan Supernatural Defense Force, they swore Deacon Frost and his asshole goons would pay with their lives.
Victoria Kurenai: We swore to make that asshole pay for what he did to Michelle. But, that was thanks to Lincoln on his rescue last year when he killed that asshole and his friends using The Blood God Vengeance Curse on them and drained them of blood and made Deacon Frost's Blood God powers his and he sent them all to The Black Gates.
Nico: Yep, he got rid of that asshole and his goons and sent them to The Black Gates.
Lincoln: Wait until Michelle hears about it from us.
Chillyfish: Now we've seen the last of Monster Blood.
Thundermon: You said it.
Seadramon: And Sarabeth too.
Me: Good riddance.
Bizarro: Today was a bad day.
Grundy: Grundy wanna party!
NIco: Good idea! Great job today everyone.
Lana: (To the viewers) This was an awesome adventure everyone.
Me: It sure was.
We went back home and back at Slappy's home, Slappy and his cohorts screamed in agonizing pain, as it caused the lethal curse that amplified the poisonous darkness that his Universe 666 counterpart inflicted them to go up even further, and their purple glowing veins were getting far worse, but as for Bob Roth and Alexander DuBrow, they were literally suffering from another bad curse he inflicted on them: they wound up getting a bad combination of a bad rash, poison ivy underwear, and pimples and boils always appearing on them, and they were scratching like crazy.
Slappy was infuriated.
Slappy: Those fools might have gotten rid of half my power. But I'm fine with the other half!
Alexander DuBrow: In the meantime, I'm gonna get ready for my plan tomorrow.
Bob Roth: What exactly is it?
Alexander DuBrow: (smirks) Be patient. You'll see it soon enough.
TO BE CONTINUED…
Part 21 done
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For the next rescue Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Donbrothers, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Princess Anita, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Kamen Rider (1971), Hibiki Riders, Agito Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Faiz Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Dragon Knight Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Wallflower Blush, Alice Kingsleigh, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Sakura Knudson, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman and his counterparts, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Venus, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily as well as Killer Croc, The Ghost of Dr. Coffin, Noodle World, Frost Giant, Tormes the Centaur and Kaitouki as well as Keiko, Honoka, Emu, Bianca Mantodea, Margaret Gilroy and Erin Fay and we're going to help Hannah Fairchild deal with Shadow Danny. Also we're going to battle Another Saucerer, Meteo Crusher, Golemech, Gorgon, Grangas Mech, Granby, Attack Carrier, Ghost of Dr. Coffin and Killer Croc. Also we're going to meet a gene slammer for Tomahawk Man. How name is Storm Eagle Tomahawk and she is a member of the Shoshone Tribe.
The matchup is for Sakura Hanma, Gene-Slammer of Supreme King Z-ARC, and she and Lincoln are going to destroy Kaido, the major antagonist in the One Piece franchise, the Governor-General of the Beasts Pirates, a former member of the Four Emperors and was a member of the legendary Rocks Pirates
For Lincoln's rescue tomorrow, we're heading to Romania, and we're going to destroy Ner'zhul, the main antagonist in Warcraft II: Beyond the Dark Portal and the supporting antagonist in Warcraft III: The Frozen Throne. And we're going to meet Dawn Branco, Queen of The Light Fairies, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel and the Queen of The Light Fairies of Daybreak Cove, an enchanted fairy village populated by The Light Fairies. Dawn Branco is a human sized fairy and she's a powerful and skilled fighter with incredible control over light and possess many incredible powers over light and magic. Lincoln met Dawn Branco when he discovered a portal that led to Daybreak Cove in the secret garden he and his Guardian Angels know about, and he saved Dawn from an attack caused by a very deranged fairy-obsessed killer named Randall Williams, who was a major league problem for all of the Elemental Fairy Lands for years. Dawn was very impressed by Lincoln's strength, bravery, intellect, and courage along with his skills in combat and magic, so much so that like the promise he made with Lily the Mermaid and with his entire harem, he promised that when he came of age, he will marry her.
Along with Michelle Hernandez, Gene-Slammer of Red-Eyes Zombie Dragon, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Transylvania and cousin of The Hernandez Sisters, and just like her cousin, Natasha Hernandez, she's a Goth Girl born from darkness and also has immense and incredible power over The Dark Arts, Witchcraft, darkness, dark magic, black magic, Satanic Magic, Necromancy, The Occult, demons, and creatures of the night, and massive black angel wings, and just like Natasha, Michelle is also a vampire too, but unlike how Natasha became a vampire through the blood given to her by Nyssa Damaskinos, Michelle's case was a bloody one, Michelle was attacked by a vampire, and that vampire was none other than that asshole, Deacon Frost. Lincoln found out about it and in a vampiric rage, he drove off Deacon Frost and his fucked-up asshole vampire minions and he even made sure to leave claw marks on Quinn's back before that asshole ran off. Lincoln had no choice but to expose his vampire nature to Michelle and had to tell her about what she was going through such as the uncontrollable thirst for blood and all of the weaknesses that she'll now have, and as if by a miracle, Michelle was able to pull through and reign in that power and she became even more powerful than ever. She was reborn anew and Lincoln chanted the same incantation only Natasha Hernandez knows because of the book belonging to Count Dracula and he removed all of the vampire weaknesses Michelle had gotten, but none of them could hide their hatred for Deacon Frost, that asshole went too far attacking her, and when they told Victoria Kurenai and the Michigan Supernatural Defense Force, they swore Deacon Frost and his asshole goons would pay with their lives. But, that was thanks to Lincoln on his rescue last year when he killed that asshole and his friends using The Blood God Vengeance Curse on them and drained them of blood and made Deacon Frost's Blood God powers his and he sent them all to The Black Gates.
Next up is Deep Trouble.
See you next time.
