IN HONOR AND MEMORY OF BOB BARKER

This chapter is based on the SpongeBob Squarepants episode Sanctuary.


In the Simulator Control Room was Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Donbrothers, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Princess Anita, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Kamen Rider (1971), Hibiki Riders, Agito Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Faiz Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Dragon Knight Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Wallflower Blush, Alice Kingsleigh, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Sakura Knudson, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman and his counterparts, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Venus, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily as well as Roxy Rocket, Astronema, Yolker, Universe 666 Storious, Sculpin and The Phantom of The Bwahpera as well as Danny Phantom, Princess Hisui, Slime Princess, Breakfast Princess, Frozen Yogurt Princess And Wildberry Princess as well as Connor McKnight, Zatch and Kiyo, Jason Jenkins and Kong, UA Iron Man, Ness, Jason James, Sydney, Hinata, Vypra, Winx Club Layla, and Missy Rodgers and we were getting ready for an awesome and fun rescue. The mission? PAYBACK ON SWARTZ! Sakura Knudson was going to double cross that monster and make him pay for everything he did to her.

Nico: This is gonna be awesome.

Sakura Knudson: I can't wait to give the monster that took me a piece of my mind. I've got 10 years of pain to dish out on him.

Me: This is gonna be awesome and cool.

Lola: Yeah it sure is!

Varie: I have a feeling we're going to be in for a massively and epic explosive fight like with what went down back during Maxxine's big day mission.

Sougo: Boy that was so epic.

Lola: It sure was!

Sakura Knudson: Yeah.

Danny Phantom: And I'm ready to kick some butt. Big time.

Laney: Yeah this will be fun.

Nico: Danny, I want to thank you, Roxy Rocket, and your teams for coming

Danny Phantom: Not a problem Nico. This will be so fun.

Princess Hisui: I'm really looking forward to this one.

Xenia: Me too.

Nico: Hisui, what do you like to do in your free time?

Hisui: I haven't really thought about it honestly. I've been so busy as princess that I haven't thought about anything fun. But if I were to pick, I would teach magic and techniques to everyone in school.

Me: That's a good idea Hisui.

Camie: Yeah it sure is.

Sakura Knudson: The kids in all the schools would love that.

Nico: They sure would.

Tsuyu: I agree there.

Nico: You would do good at Hogwarts.

Hisui: Not just there but in all other schools too.

Me: Awesome.

Lola: Yeah.

Me: Nico how do you feel now that Slappy is gone forever?

Nico: Want to know how I feel?

Me: Yes!

He then pulled his fist back and was ready to punch me and I braced myself! Then he stopped the punch and then grabbed me in a headlock and tickled me!

Me: (LAUGHS) HEY! (LAUGHS)

Nico: I feel pretty good actually!

Maria: Do you feel… Prime?

Nico:.. I don't want to rip off Primal.

Maria: Oh.

Me: (LAUGHS) Cut it out!

Nico: Sorry.

He let me go.

Me: (LAUGHS) Glad that motherfucking toothpick got what was coming to him.

Nico: You guys actually did help me mentally.

Me: Friendship always exists in bonds, heart, spirit and through love.

Nico: That's right. You guys made sure I would never be controlled by home. Salem helped too.

Eli: She sure did.

Camie: Yeah that was awesome.

Varie: Now we have officially seen the last of that monster.

Vypra: Good riddance to bad rubbish.

Hinata: Yeah that is for sure.

Nico: Sydney, Hinata, Luan, Vypra, Winx Club Layla, and Missy Rodgers did good too

Missy Rodger: We sure did.

Luan: Everyone did a great job in all those 24 days.

Me: That is for sure. We can now officially call this event The 24 Days of Goosebumps Terror.

Nico: I like it.

Applejack: Me too. That is a good event.

Me: If this were on Halloween it would have been perfect. But August is just fine.

Nico: Yep. You all did a great job during these 24 days.

Eli: That was so fun.

The Simulator activated and we were in Japan, specifically Swartz' lair.

Lincoln: This is going to be so awesome. We're going to take down Swartz again, but I sensed it that Sakura's going to transform after she double-crosses him.

Me: Yep, just like how I exploded and transformed against him.

Xenia: That was awesome.

Nico: Oh, this should be good, and J.D., next time, don't try to keep me out of any of your plans.

Me: Yeah, I'll make sure of that, and Lincoln really clobbered me on the head for that one. Damn, I'd forgotten that you're just as strong as me. Ouch.

I had a REALLY huge lump on my head.

Laney: Ouch! Lincoln was that really necessary?

Lincoln: Sorry. You didn't expect me to be the one to reprimand you for that.

May: I was about to do it, but you did in the blink of an eye.

Nico: (LAUGHS) Yeah you beat May to it.

Maria: Next time, we'll leave the reprimanding to you.

Lincoln: Let's not do that, but J.D. learned his lesson. And since we're dealing with Swartz, we're gonna need all hands on deck for this one.

Lincoln called the rest of the team, and they arrived.

Me: All the team this time. Perfect. Just like what happened last year when we went after that asshole.

Maxxine: Just like what happened with my Big Day last year.

Sougo: That was awesome.

Lincoln: Only this time, he'll be facing a lot more of us as well. (Sensed for Swartz) AHA! Gotcha! I've just picked up on Swartz, he's in his lair, but he's unaware of what's happening and that we're here.

Me: Perfect. Now, let's get this show on the road, I can't wait to see the look on his face when Sakura double-crosses him.

Lincoln: Same here.

Poromon: Let's get going!

Me: I agree there.

Nico: Okay.

Lincoln: (Sensed Flip's musclebound thugs) Uh oh, hold up, I sensed a massive army of Flip's musclebound thugs also heading right for us.

Nico: What, they're here in The Simulator?! (GROWLS) That mutant just doesn't even know when to quit!

Qin: He is really getting on our nerves.

Suddenly, we saw a massive army of Flip's musclebound thugs arrive, and they came barreling towards us in a fit of rage.

Lincoln: I knew there was no mistaking the stench of B.O. in the air!

Lincoln fired vacuum tubes from his chest which latched onto the chests of Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs, and then, the vacuum tubes literally began sucking Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs dry of all their massive muscle mass, virility, blood, and physical strength, and all of it was being pumped into Lincoln and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed and he also grew even stronger. When Lincoln was done, the vacuum tubes detached themselves from the chests of the thugs and went back into Lincoln, and the thugs were now dead from blood loss and thin as a rake and he fired a blast of red energy and destroyed them leaving them as ashes. Then, we set our sights on Swartz.

We went to the same warehouse he was in. We saw him.

Lincoln: (Whispers) There he is.

Sakura Knudson: It's showtime.

Swartz was angrily stewing in his lair, and then, suddenly, a massive galaxy of stars appeared from out of nowhere covering the room, and then, shooting stars appeared along with mythical beasts as they fired powerful elemental blasts and they hit Swartz all over the place, then, the shooting stars and mythical beasts converged, and a massive explosion erupted as a Thunderbird Screech and Phoenix Cry were heard, and we appeared.

Swartz: (Sees Sakura Knudson) YOU?!

Sakura Knudson: That's right, me.

We were all ready to face him!

Me: What's a matter Swartz? Didn't like how we beat you before and ripped you to pieces and sent you to the Black Gates?

Swartz: How could you do this? I treated you like a daughter!

Eddy: You mean how you turned her and several people into Anothers, giving them false offers, treated Heure and Ora like shit, tried offing Sougo, getting the other Riders erased temporarily, and killing Jiryu's parents? Some father figure you are!

Me: You are NO FATHER at all! You are nothing but a monster! You turned many of my friends including my twin sister into monsters!

Qin: And so many more!

Sakura Knudson: You may have taken me in and trained me, but to find out that you were going to use me to get rid of my brother and his friends, that's the straw that broke this camel's back! (Thinking) You've caused far too much trouble to too many people and all for your plan for world domination and lied to too many people. (Out Loud) No more.

Suddenly, something within Sakura Knudson's mind snapped as the memories of Swartz' crimes and lies echoed through her head and her neon pink eyes turned neon pink, and she was surrounded by a pink and rainbow energy aura with aura energy, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, phoenixes, wolves, and angels, she unholstered her massive Sakura Knudson's Universal Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Greatsword of Universal Eternal Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Justice from her back, and as she approached Swartz, she left pink and rainbow energy, aura energy, aura energy, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, phoenixes, wolves, and angels with every step.

Sakura Knudson: You absolutely make me fucking sick, Swartz, for far too long, you've caused far too much trouble to the Zi-O Kamen Riders and all of Japan and the entire world in your schemes for world domination. (SUDDENLY GETTING SUPER-MEGA PISSED OFF AS HER ENERGY AURA EXPLODES) But, what ultimately crossed it is that you've also kidnapped my brother's friends, Nico's friends, and Lincoln's Guardian Angels, and you've even made deals with their enemies promising them either their desires for happiness or revenge..., THAT'S THE VERY THING THAT ABSOLUTELY PISSED ME OFF TO NO FUCKING END, YOU GODDAMN ASSHOLE! AND NOW, I WILL SEE TO IT THAT YOU PAY THE FUCKING PRICE FOR EVERYTHING YOU'VE DONE...WITH YOUR OWN BLOOD!

We gasped at the sudden extent of Sakura Knudson's rage: SWARTZ WAS NOW ABSOLUTELY FUCKED TO NO END! HE ANGERED SAKURA, AND NOW, HE'S ABOUT TO GET HIS HEAD RIPPED OFF!

Nico: Yep, there's no doubt about it that she's your sister: she's exploded with incredible power and now, Swartz is literally up shit creek without a paddle!

Me: That's for sure!

Lincoln: And now, the fireworks are about to begin. EVERYONE, TAKE COVER IMMEDIATELY, SHE'S GONNA BLOW!

Eddy: RUN FOR IT!

We ran for cover as Sakura Knudson screamed like a madwoman, and then…

KRABBBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!

THERE WAS A MASSIVE EXPLOSION OF ENERGY AND SHE WAS SCREAMING LIKE AN INCREDIBLY ANGRY LUNATIC AND HER POWER WAS RISING EXPONENTIALLY AND THE SKIES DARKENED WITH RAINBOW LIGHTNING STRIKING ALL OVER THE PLACE WITH INCREDIBLE FURY AND THE GROUND WAS SHAKING EXTREMELY VIOLENTLY! SAKURA'S AURA WAS GLOWING WITH INCREDIBLE INTENSITY AND LIGHTNING, FIRE, WATER, WIND, EARTH, DARKNESS, LIGHT, CRYSTAL, AURORA AND ALL THE ELEMENTS WERE SWIRLING AROUND IT WITH INCREDIBLE POWER! HER SKIN HAD RAINBOW FLAMES FLICKERING OUT AROUND IT!

Vegeta: (GASP) IT'S UNREAL!

Nico: WHAT POWER!

Me: UNBELIEVABLE!

Goku: INCREDIBLE!

Eli: WHOA!

Gohan: IT'S AMAZING!

She was surrounded by a massive vortex of pink and rainbow energy with aura energy, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, and Aurora surrounding the vortex, there are phoenixes of different elements and angels flying and wolves running around the vortex, and in the vortex is a phoenix encased in rainbow fire with red eyes glaring at Swartz: the eyes of death. THEN IN A MASSIVE EXPLOSION OF RAINBOW FIRE AND ENERGY AND ELEMENTS SAKURA WAS FOREVER CHANGED! WHEN THE SMOKE CLEARED SAKURA EMERGED COMPLETELY AND FOREVER CHANGED!

(IMPERATRIX MUNDI PLAYS AT 1:35 TO 2:14)

Sakura Knudson grew from 7'5" to 7'9" in height, she has gold metal bands on her biceps and thighs, and she now has eleven large planets orbiting around her legs, she has the body of a goddess, she has rainbow highlights in the bangs of her short neon pink hair with flowers in her hair and she has a large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four large orbiting golden rings on each corner behind her head, she has neon green eyes and a neon pink energy aura with aura energy, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, phoenixes of different elements, angels, and wolves surrounding her and immense neon rainbow protective aura with elements swirling around it, she has a phoenix encased in rainbow fire emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with neon pink iris, she has on phoenix earrings with rainbow gems for eyes and holding the Xelnaga, Element, Eternity, Cosmos, and Universe Kanjis in its claws on, she has on a Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with rainbow gems embedded in the gold element links and rainbow crystal links and a neon pink phoenix-shaped Element of Harmony and below the Element of Harmony is a phoenix and mermaid with rainbow gems for eyes and holding the Xelnaga, Element, Eternity, Cosmos, and Universe Kanjis in its claws and hands for the pendant and she has on a white and gold accented choker on her neck, Sakura Knudson has on a pink vest, green crop top, green skirt, neon pink pants, purple legwarmers, purple shoes, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with aura energy, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, phoenixes of different elements, angels, and wolves on the coattails and on the back is a phoenix, angel, and wolf surrounded by stars and symbols of the elemental forces. Suddenly, Sakura Knudson felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive neon pink angel wings with green tips grew much bigger for her new body, and her eleven massive and long neon pink wolf tails with green markings and green tips also grew longer and larger. Sakura Knudson has on a Ring of The Phoenix with neon pink gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Ring on her left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand.

Suddenly, Sakura Knudson's massive Sakura Knudson's Universal Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Greatsword of Universal Eternal Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Justice and all the greatswords and swords that she'd gotten began merging together, and they're surrounded by a kaleidoscope of neon pink energy, aura energy, aura energy, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, phoenixes of different elements, angels, and wolves, and when it emerged, it's transformed into Sakura Knudson's True Universal Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Angel Greatsword of Universal Eternal Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Angel Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded large gems of many beautiful colors and the symbol of The Wolf Moon Phoenix etched on the 7'6" massive, wide, double-edged golden blade, large golden wolf heads with rainbow gems for eyes for the crossguard, large white angel faces built into both sides of the hilt with large rainbows gem embedded in its foreheads and surrounding the angel faces are the Elements of Harmony and The Unity Crystals, longer midnight black handle, four large golden phoenix heads with colored gems for eyes and on the bottom is a large golden wolf head with rainbow gem in its mouth for the pommel, she has on her large gold Bracers of The Champions of The Universe with large rainbow gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet on the left gold Bracer, her large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold phoenix head with rainbow gems for eyes and large rainbow gem in its beak for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a neon pink kanji below the phoenix, angel, and wolf that said, "Sakura Knudson, Long Lost Sister of James Dean Knudson and Elaine Knudson, Long Lost Daughter of Sumner and Patty Knudson, Golden-Hearted Sister of Many Siblings, Golden-Hearted Sister of The Loud Family And Many Friends All Over The World And Many Friends and People All Over The Universe, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Archenemy of Kisenian Soldier, Destroyer of Irredeemable Black-Hearted Villains, Destroyer of Evil, Destroyer of Evil, Monsters, Power-Hungry Bastards, and Maniacal Tyrants, Emissary of The Cosmos and The Heavens, Ambassador of Harmony, Friendship, Purity, Hope, Courage, and Love, Goddess of Friendship, Hope, Love, Courage, and Justice, and Master of Elemental Forces, Flowers of Love, Phoenixes, Angels, and Wolves"

サクラ・クヌッドソン、ジェームス・ディーン・クヌッドソンとエレイン・クヌッドソンの長年行方不明の妹、サムナーとパティ・クヌッドソンの長い間行方不明の娘、多くの兄弟の心の強い妹、騒々しい家族の心の強い妹、そして世界中の多くの友人、そして多くの友人、そして宇宙中の人々、宇宙の勇敢な戦士、宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先の守護者、擁護者、そして救世主、宇宙への希望の大使であり灯台、友情と要素の力のマスター、怒りのマスター天界のゼルナガ、黒門のマスター、究極の善の究極の力、真実、正義、愛、慈悲、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠心、正直さ、寛大さ、優しさ、無私の心、勇気、そして信頼、破壊者、そして悪を滅ぼす者、狂った、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、数多くの驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、キセニアの兵士の大敵、救いようのない黒い心の破壊者悪役、悪の破壊者、悪の破壊者、モンスター、権力に飢えたろくでなし、狂気の暴君、宇宙と天の使者、調和の大使、友情、純粋さ、希望、勇気、そして愛、友情の女神、希望、愛、勇気、正義、そして元素の力のマスター、愛の花、フェニックス、天使、オオカミ

Sakura Knudson has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-WOLF MOON-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA COSMIC ELEMENTAL FLOWER LOVE WOLF MOON PHOENIX ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC ELEMENTAL FLOWER WOLF MOON PHOENIX ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE COSMIC ELEMENTAL FLOWER WOLF MOON PHOENIX ANGEL LOVE!

We were really really amazed by Sakura Knudson's Super Angel-Wolf Moon-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation

Me: WHOA! Sakura Is that really you?

Nico: WOW! Sakura Transformed!

Eli: Unbelievable! Sakura you look incredible!

Xenia: WOW! You sure do!

Hunter: (German Accent) Mein Gott. Sakura you look amazing!

Varie: Awesome! Wow! Sakura?

Misty Tredwell: Sakura? How do you feel?

Sakura Knudson: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Harmonious United Friendship Cosmic Elemental Flower Love Wolf Phoenix Angel and Divine Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Cosmic Elemental Flower Love Wolf Phoenix Angel Love) In a word? AMAZING!

But when Swartz saw it, he went mad with rage at her double-cross and he transformed and ran at her to kill her, but Sakura Knudson fired a massive barrage of neon pink energy, aura energy, aura energy, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, phoenixes of different elements, angels, and wolves which hit Swartz and forced him out of his lair and we followed out, and we destroyed it as Lincoln fired a ball of rainbow energy at it. Swartz got back up, but now, he was beyond mega pissed now.

Sakura Knudson: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Harmonious United Friendship Cosmic Elemental Flower Love Wolf Phoenix Angel and Divine Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Cosmic Elemental Flower Love Wolf Phoenix Angel Love) What we gave you is just for starters.

Me: She's right.

Lincoln: This is only the beginning of the pain you're about to endure for everything you've done.

Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Eternal Friendship Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Buffalo-Vampire-Werewolf-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Cosmic Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel of Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Justice and Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Hope, and his new greatswords were ready as well.

Then, I transformed into Super Angel-Wolf Moon-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Angel Hope and unholstered my massive J.D. Knudson's Universal Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Greatsword of Universal Eternal Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Justice and we joined Sakura Knudson and so did the rest of us as we unholstered our massive greatswords and transformed.

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) You are done running loose, Swartz, now we are going to make sure that you never hurt anyone else ever again with your lies and schemes!

Lincoln, Sakura Knudson, and I went after Swartz, and we fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, neon pink energy, fireworks, rainbows, storm clouds, gold halo rings, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, sports equipment, leaves, plants, pumpkins, dark lightning, pumpkin fire, swords, fruits, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, butterflies, moths, spades, hearts, aces, diamonds, clubs, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Poison, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Explosions, Twin-Tailed Comets, Golems, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Elemental Phoenixes, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, Windigos, and Mermaids at Swartz and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.

Sakura and Swartz were really going at it as massive fiery explosions went off all over the place and thunderous shockwaves were blasting out with all of their punches. Sakura fired a massive volley of finger energy blasts and they hit Swartz all over and exploded with incredible fiery force and smashed him all over.

Swartz: I really thought we were close, Sakura. Your brother and his friends were supposed to die, not you! Now, you're making do this!

He turned into Another Decade.

Sakura Knudson: I'm ready for you. Give me your best shot!

He went at Sakura and she kicked him in his face and punched him hard in his stomach and punched him in the chest and slashed him all over with her sword!

Sakura fired powerful energy blasts and blasted him all over with them in fiery explosions!

Me: Sougo, you and your team better transform too since we are battling your enemy.

Sougo: Good idea!

Qin: Yeah!

Woz, Tsukuyomi, Tsukasa and Sougo: Henshin!

They transformed!

Nico: Oh yeah!

We fired energy blasts and blasted Swartz all over!

Horsea squirted ink at him and it got on his eyes.

Poromon smashed beer bottles on him.

Poromon: And this too! (ECHOING) LIGHTNING JAVELIN!

He fired a blast of lightning and electrocuted him!

Poromon fired bubble beam blasts.

Tentacool and Jirachi fired energy blasts and red lasers.

Manaphy fired blasts of energy. The blasts all hit Swartz and blasted him all over.

Connor: Dino Thunder, Power Up!

He transformed and was ready.

Connor bashed him all over!

Me: Nico I hope you make Swartz eat his heart like you did before.

Nico: I'm open to someone else killing him!

Me: This will be good!

Qin: As long as that jerk gets what's coming to him!

Lola: YEAH!

We fired energy and element blasts.

They blasted Swartz all over!

Poromon got out a beer bottle and shook it!

It rumbled and Poromon launched it!

POP! WHOOSH!

It hit Swartz and exploded!

KRABBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!

Me: WHOA!

Nico: Nice one!

Me: Boy that beer is really carbonated.

Lola: Yeah!

Poromon then drank some and got drunk. He bashed and pulverized the shit out of Swartz.

Poromon: (Slurred Speech) You think you're so much fucking better than me!?

He bashed him all over with incredible speed.

Lola: Nice one!

Nico fired a blast of energy and blasted Swartz!

Then, we attacked him with energy slashes from our massive greatswords leaving scars on him and Lincoln left many more by firing rainbow energy slashes with his gold-plated claws and his two new massive greatswords and I also left many more by firing blue fire energy slashes with my claws, and he, Sakura Knudson, and I attacked him hard with energy punches, energy kicks, and karate chops and they're super mega-painful because of our superhuman strength, along with elemental blasts, and this was really driving Swartz insane and straight to the brink of insanity.

Then, Lincoln stabbed Swartz in his stomach and he sucked out all of Swartz' powers of Time Travel, Temporal Awareness, Time Manipulation, Power Bestowal, Power Absorption, Memory Alteration, AI Reactivating, Telekinesis, World Creation, Summoning, Dimensional Teleportation, Strong Resistance, Dimension Kick, Dimension Blast, and Rider Punch.

Swartz: YOU! YOU! I WILL KILL YOU ALL!

Swartz suddenly grew to a giant.

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) So, you decided to grow into a giant, huh? Okay then, try this on for size.

BAYONETTA 3 OST: WITCH HEART

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) DO O IA LINCOLN LOUD. (CLENCHES HAND HARD AND DRAWS BLOOD) CNILA D COMSELHA ODO ANANAEL. (OPENS HAND AND PUNCTURES ARE SEEN) IPAMIS NONCP FAFEN NIIS. (BLOOD DROPS ONTO THE GROUND AS UMBRA WITCH PORTAL APPEARS) AVAVAGO TLIOB VRAN!

Suddenly, a massive portal opened underneath Lincoln's feet as coils of dark energy and darkness exploded out, and then, it took on the form of Sin Gomorrah, The Font of Devastation, Gomorrah's completely uninhibited form as it let out a massive elephant roar that echoed all over.

Sin Gomorrah charged right at Swartz, and they fought hard, but Sin Gomorrah overwhelmed Swartz hard with his brute strength, and then, it opened its chest and gathered energy from its spikes and tail and it fired a massive laser which hit Swartz who tried to fight it off, but because of what Lincoln did in sucking out all his powers, he wasn't able to hold off the attack, and he was overwhelmed and knocked down.

Swartz: I admit I'm no saint. But You know what I really wanted?

Sakura Knudson: What was it, Swartz?

Swartz: I told you, but you weren't listening.

Sakura Knudson: Well, I'm listening now...

Swartz: I wanted to be a father to you.

Sakura Knudson: (solemnly) I'm really sorry, Swartz.

Deadpool: FUCK THIS GUY!

BANG!

Deadpool shot Swartz in the head, killing him.

Me: Nice shot Wade!

Qin: Yeah!

Deadpool: Thanks!

Venom: That is exactly what I said when I killed Kasady.

Me: Nice one!

Lola: YEAH!

Me: FUCK THAT GUY!

Lola: Nice!

Sin Gomorrah let out another massive elephant roar and was dispatched back into the portal. Then, Swartz' soul appeared, and Sakura Knudson drew the Judgement Kanji on his forehead and he was banished to The Black Gates forever. Everyone cheered as Lincoln, Sakura Knudson, and I holstered our massive greatswords on our backs and powered down, and Sakura Knudson's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, gold halo, eleven massive and long neon pink wolf tails, and massive neon pink angel wings are permanent.

Nico: Whoa! Okay, now that's what I call an awesome and epic battle! And we killed Swartz yet again!

Me: And my sister transformed and really let him have it.

Nico: Yeah!

Eli: That was really awesome, and of course, you had to summon one of Bayonetta's Infernal Demons when Swartz turned into a giant.

Lincoln: He didn't even see that one coming, but this is meant in the cases of enemies growing to the size of a giant.

Nicole: True, and I knew you'd summon Gomorrah to deal with Swartz, even though Swartz isn't one of Paradiso's Angels.

Lincoln: I did say one of my dark arts is summoning demons, and my demon summoning had also overwritten the contracts that Bayonetta and Jeanne forged with them, now in addition to devouring the Angels of Paradiso, Infernal Demons can also devour the souls of the damned as well.

Bayonetta: (British Accent) You certainly didn't mention that one.

Lincoln: You and Jeanne didn't ask, Bayonetta.

Jeanne: Touché I suppose. But, now that we know that, now any damned soul that we see can also be devoured by our friends from Inferno, impressive.

Deadpool: I bet he never expected to get shot in the head!

Nico: Nope.

Qin: Yeah.

Me: But now he is gone for good.

Nico: How do you feel, Sakura?

Sakura Knudson: Better than ever. Now I'm forever free of him.

Nico: Good riddance.

Lola: Now the student truly surpassed the master.

Me: And embraced the light forever.

Nico: That's one way to say it.

Qin: Yep.

Camie: Yeah.

Me: Now we have to face the Anothers. Who knows what kind of monstrosities are coming.

Nico: Only one way to find out.

Eli: (Concentrates) Whoa! We have some dangerous and powerful ones! We have Another Evolt (Black Hole), Storious, Arc, Another Decade, Cronus, Adel, Banno, White Wizard, Kougane, Sagittarius Zodiarts, Maki, Jun Kazu, Kamen Rider Eternal, Dark Decade, Alligator Imagin, King, Death Imagin, Masato Mashima, Yokuko (Hibiki), Hiroshi, Kamen Rider Orga, Diablo, Kamen Rider Odin, Astronema and Roxy Rocket!

WE GASPED!

Me: WHOA! All the primary major enemies of the Kamen Riders that we took down.

Nico: Some of them we took down. These must be mostly Universe 666 versions.

Vypra: Yes most of them are universe 666 versions.

Me: Lets see. Element Magician, Tamao, Sailcat, The Bimbettes, Rhonda Ralltiir, Lava Girl, Olivia Houou, June Carrington, Velma Green, and the rest don't have archenemies yet from what I know.

Nico: And we just finished fighting Another Decade!

Mr: Yeah no kidding!

Lola: It's crazy!

Nico: Yeah!

Rhonda Ralltiir: But we're ready for them.

Velma Green: We sure are.

Tamao: This will be fun.

Nico: Yep.

Vypra: Also the Another Decade is the one with us.

Me: That is specifically well put.

Eli: I sense that the Anothers minus Roxy Rocket are one person.

Qin: Wow.

Me: Okay then.

Nico: There they are!

We saw The Anothers!

Me: WHOA!

Sougo: Deja Vu!

Hitoshi: Just like old times.

Soji: Yeah no kidding.

Another Eternal: (In a girls voice) This is gonna be awesome.

Lincoln: Kathryn Khitomer!? Whoa!

They merged and she reverted back and was a girl with sea foam green hair, green eyes, sea foam green hat, sea foam green wings and clothes and had an awesome keyblade.

Kathryn Khitomer: Awesome to see you again Lincoln and wow you grew into an amazing young man.

Lincoln: I know.

Nico: Care to introduce us Lincoln?

Lincoln: Sure. This is Kathryn Khitomer, Keyblade Knight of Khitomer, she's my's Guardian Angel from Michigan and she's a powerful force of epic power. She was born and raised on the planet, Khitomer, and she has intense nature powers. She is the Keyblade Knight of Khitomer, and she has also helped out The Enterprise in many of their travels through the galaxy and defended them from the many terrors and dangers they've fought against in the past. She came to Royal Woods long ago, and she really trained me a lot about how to use the Keyblade and I'd quickly absorbed all that knowledge, and I became an expert in wielding the Keyblade and she also trained me on how to use the magic spells associated with the Keyblade, and she's also one of the Keyblade Knights formed by Carolina Keyblada, and like her fellow Keyblade Knights, she harbors a deep grudge against Xehanort for all of the pain and suffering that he caused in his quest to forge the X-Blade and use it to destroy the entire universe and remake it in his image, and she swore if he ever returns again, she would slay him right where he stands and see to it that all those who follow him shall follow him to The Black Gates, and she also trained me a lot and she taught me everything that she knows when it comes to using the powers of nature.

We were amazed.

Me: Wow! The Keyblade Knight of the Planet Khitomer. That was a really awesome adventure for us when we helped Kirk and crew.

Lola: Yeah it sure was!

Kathryn Khitomer: It sure was. I heard you guys saved Chancellor Gorkon and the Klingons from doom.

Me: We sure did. And there was a massive conspiracy that wanted to destroy the Klingon's forever.

Nico: Yeah it was awful!

Me: Yeah. By the way is the Another Roxy Rocket friendly or hostile?

Kathryn Khitomer: Friendly but you may want to find some place to warm her up. She is REALLY Cold all the time.

Me: Oh mab.

Nico: Sorry we have to do this.

Girl Jordan: First lets separate you.

Girl Jordan and Leeli held hands.

(YURGEN'S TUNE PLAYS)

The skies had leaves and flowers flying in the wind along with sea dragons singing in the background.

Girl Jordan and Leeli: (SINGING DIVINELY AS LEELI HAD FIREFLIES SWIRL AROUND HER AND GIRL JORDAN HAD HER AQUA BLUE AURA FLARED UP)

O holoré lay thee low
Holoél dark in the Deep
Down beneath the earth you go
Go holoré fast to sleep

O holoré lay thee low
Holoél dark in the Deep
Down beneath the earth you go
Go holoré fast to sleep

Fast to sleep
Fast to sleep
Dark holoré in the Deep

Rise again holoré now
Spring abundant holoél
Render green the dying bough
Raise the rock where Yurgen fell

Raise the rock
Raise the rock

Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock

Raise the rock
Raise the rock

Raise the rock

Spring abundant holoél

She glowed and was separated from the Anothers.

Me: Yeah!

Nico: Lets get them!

We fired massive waves of energy and elements and blasted the Anothers and I caught the Wonder Ride Books.

Nico: Take that!

Xenia: Awesome!

Maria: I'm saving the MOE cannon for tomorrow

Me: All right then.

Me: Now we have Another Roxy Rocket.

Nico: Yep. All we can do is wait.

But then…

Me: (FEELS SOMETHING COLD) BRR! Geez! It's freezing!

Nico: Yeah!

May: Good thing I have ice powers

Me: I don't think it's coming from you May.

Qin: It might be coming from the Another.

Me: But Roxy doesn't have ice powers.

Roxy Rocket: He's right. I don't.

Qin: Look!

We saw the Another and it was Another Roxy Rocket! And she was REALLY SHIVERING!

Me: Boy she is really cold! But it must be in the 80s in here.

Nico: Yeah.

Another Roxy Rocket: I can't help it! I'm so cold!

Me: (GASP) That voice!

She reverted back and it was a girl with blue hair, blue eyes and she had blue angel wings and had blue clothes and she had a tiara with the symbol of the Cold Dopant on it and she had the same symbol on her skirt and she had an ice sword and she was shivering intensely.

Me: Cierra Cold! Oh man!

Cierra Cold: (SHIVERING) It's g-g-good to s-s-s-see you again J.D.

Nico: Man she is REALLY Freezing!

Me: Yep. She's the Embodiment of the Cold Dopant and she is always cold all the time and shivers like crazy. She also has ice powers and also has extreme cold powers. She is also an amazing airplane, rocket, helicopter and jet pilot.

Roxy Rocket: Wow! Just like me. But man she is really cold.

Sougo: (gets out Grand Zi O Ridewatch) Did Swartz promise you anything?

Grand Time! (Orchestral rock music) Kuuga, Agito, Ryuki, Faiz, Bla~de! Hibiki, Kabuto, Den-O, Kiva, Deca~de! W! OOO! Fourze~! Wizard, Gaim, Drive~! Ghost! Ex-Aid! Build~! Iwae! Kamen Rider~! GrandZi-O~!

Geiz: (gets out Geiz Majesty Ridewatch) Because we can grant it instead.

Majesty Time! G3, Knight, Kaixa, Garren, Ibuki, Gattack~! Zeronos, Ixa, Diend, Accel~! Birth, Meteor, Beast, Baron! Mach, Specter, Bra~ve! Cro~ss-Z! Kamen Rider~! GeizMaje~sty!

Sougo became Grand Zi O while Geiz became Geiz Majesty.

Cierra Cold: Just to… stop b-b-b-being so cold. But I f-f-f-froze him before that.

Qin: That we can do.

Zocks and Kaito: ZENKAIJU GEAR!

They donned their Zenkaiju Armor!

Lincoln: Lets separate you and warm you up.

Lincoln fired a wave of light and separated her and we warmed her up with a blanket and hot chocolate.

Nico: Time for some stellar power! (ACTIVATES ROXY ROCKET AND ASTRONEMA'S RIDEWATCHES)

He fired blasts of energy and smashed the Another.

May: Eggs-ceptionally fun! (ACTIVATES YOLKER AND UNIVERSE 666 STORIOUS'S RIDEWATCHES)

She fired a wave of eggs and energy and blasted the Another.

Maria: Top this too! (ACTIVATES SCULPIN AND PHANTOM OF THE BWAHPERA'S RIDEWATCHES)

She fired a blast of energy and smashed the Another all over.

Hisui: Time for some stellar power! (ACTIVATES ASTRONEMA'S RIDEWATCH)

She fired a blast of stars.

Then Metal Sonic, Francisco, Universe 666 Mizuki, Zurg, Yost Trapster and Leila Draco came.

Nico: Nice Team Metal Sonic!

Metap Sonic: Thanks Nico.

Vinyl Scratch: Awesome!

Laney: Yep.

?: I'll say!

Spring Man came.

Me: Spring Man! Awesome!

Spring Man: (In a girls voice) I'm ready to jump into action!

Nico: Selena Spring! Wow!

Selena Spring: Yep I got this.

She fired a blast of energy and smashed the another down and I caught the Ridewatch and purified it.

Me: YEAH!

Nico: You're naked right?

Selena Spring: Yeah I sure am.

Me: Uh oh. (Puts on blind man glasses) It's going to hurt just so you know.

Selena Spring: I know.

The boys covered their eyes.

Me: Here we go. (SNAPS FINGERS)

I snapped my fingers and she doubled over in pain and threw up and then she reverted back and was a girl with pink hair and had orange eyes and had pink wings and a symbol in the middle of her forehead in the shape of a spring.

Selena Spring: Ouch man that hurt. (Sees herself) GAH! EYES TO YOURSELVES PERVERTS!

Rarity: Don't worry darling we can fix this.

The fashion brigade moved in and gave her awesome new pink clothes and she looked awesome.

Selena Spring: Wow! I look awesome and great.

Nico: You sure do.

May: HA! I didn't get hurt this time.

Maria: I expected a spring.

Selena Spring: Sorry about that.

Hisui: What's your favorite memory of Nico?

Selena Spring: When me and Nico went and stopped a bank robbery and bounced off the walls and smashed them down.

Nico: That was funny and cool.

Laney: Awesome.

Nico: Yep.

Nico and Selena Spring hugged.

Nico: I've missed you.

Selena Spring: Back at ya.

We later left the simulator and went to get some snacks.


After Nico's rescue, Lincoln and his harem, Me and my harem, Sumner Knudson, Patti Knudson, Sakura Knudson, Stellar, Stardust, Ken Knudson, Nico and his harem, Clyde and his harem, Naruto and his harem, Ed Cowart and his harem, Ets and his harem, Alex the Lion, Marty the Zebra, Melman the Giraffe, Gloria the Hippo, Gage the Hegehog, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Qin, Eli, Nicole Knudson and her siblings, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., Rita, Harriet Loud, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, Kuja, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, The Dynasty Warriors, The Samurai Warriors, Yakko, Cherry Hunter, Cammy, Milan Flare, Yoko, Wakko, Poison, Pyrrha Alexandra, Alice, Mimi Kitagami, Dot, Haneru Tobitatsu, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Z-Fighters, Max Goof, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), Baloo, King Mickey, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Aku-Aku, The Quantum Masks, Alternate Tawna, Spyro, Cynder, The Ghostforce, Rayman, Juniper Lee, The Louds' Scottish Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Demon Slayer Conglomerate, Anatankha, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Power Rangers, The Kamen Riders, Izuku and his friends, The Goths of Darkness, Sebastian Mendez, Darren Arcangela, Hiroshi Ohira, Brandon Skellington, Marshall Williams, Mal, Evie, Jay, Carlos, Ben, Norbert and Daggett, Heathcliff, Riff-Raff, Hector, Wordsworth, Mungo, Cleo, Leroy, Sylvester, Tom, Jerry, their friends and counterparts, Timmy Turner, Cosmo, Wanda, Poof, Trixie Tang, Sapphire, Emerald, Chester, A.J., Sanjay, Elmer, Chloe Carmichael, Tootie, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, and his harem, Universe 666 Clyde and his harem, Universe 666 Ets and his harem, The Lion Guard, Marinette and her friends, Sabrina Spellman, Liam, Carmen Rockell, The Teen Titans, The Royal Defenders, The Loonatics, Ty the Tasmanian Tiger, Sly the Tasmanian Tiger, Liu Kang, Kitana, Sonya Blade, Jax, Kung Lao, Sub-Zero, Nightwolf, Kotal Kahn, Jade, Martian Manhunter, Felix the Cat, Bambi, and Goldie are heading to India, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the twelve girls here, but we got word there are reports of a ghost haunting India and killing any who dare to remain on the streets at night, and we're in for a major shock when we find out the identity of this ghost.

Lincoln: Whoa, we're here in India, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the twelve girls here, but we got word there are reports of a ghost haunting India and killing any who dare to remain on the streets at night.

Me: A ghost haunting India and killing people who dare to remain on the streets at night? This is way too spooky.

Nico: It sure is.

Martian Manhunter: I can also sense that this ghost has an identity that's familiar to all of us.

Lincoln: I was about to say, but the only way to find out is to track the ghost down.

Suddenly, we saw thirteen beautiful and super sexy girls with long hair matching every color in the rainbow with dark blue hairbands, blue eyes, they were tall at 7'0" in height, she has the body of a goddess and large breasts, fair skin, massive beautiful angel wings matching their hair, and they were dressed in dark blue sleeveless crop tops, dark blue skirts, dark blue knee-high boots with butterfly buckles, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with stars, elemental forces, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails and on the back are the Autobot Lightspeed Rescue team, holstered on their back are thirteen massive greatswords and with them are the twelve girls.

Lincoln: (GASPS) Aoi Policeangel, the Evac Gene-Slammer, Benika Policeangel, the Crosswise Gene-Slammer, Chikae Policeangel, the Jolt Gene-Slammer, Daichi Policeangel, the Hoist Gene-Slammer, Emiha Policeangel, the Grapple Gene-Slammer, Fuwa Policeangel, the Skids Gene-Slammer, Haruhi Policeangel, the Mudflap Gene-Slammer, Itoha Policeangel, the Tracks Gene-Slammer, Jun Policeangel, the Windcharger Gene-Slammer, Kasumi Policeangel, the Sunstreaker Gene-Slammer, Mio Policeangel, the Flashpoint Gene-Slammer, Nami Policeangel, the Side Burn Gene-Slammer, Omoi Policeangel, the Scattershot Gene-Slammer, and Popori Policeangel, the Wreck-Gar Gene-Slammer.

Aoi Policeangel: That's right, and we got the girls away from the ghost, and you're not going to like who it is.

Suddenly, we heard a ghostly moan, and we saw a ghostly figure appear from the darkness and it took shape and it took the shape of someone we hoped never to see again: it was the ghost of Dark Sebastian.

Nico: Dark Sebastian?!

Sebastian Mendez: So, he's the ghost responsible for this! (Realizes something) Wait a second, he's not a ghost, he's just a construct created by the infernal darkness of my Universe 666 counterpart.

Sylvester: So, he's just a cheap imitation, but he sure is as bad as the real one.

Sylvester unholstered his Sylvester's Blood-Soaked Vampiric Demon Darkness Greatsword of The Dracul and transformed into Super Angel-Cat-Vampire-Acme Dark Knight-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Angel of Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Justice and Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Death.

Lincoln: This isn't a coincidence though, today is the start of the war against Universe 666 Sebastian, and he decided to start by creating "ghosts" of Dark Sebastian with his dark powers. Let's teach him a lesson on what happens when he tries to use those kinds of dumb tricks against us.

Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Eternal Friendship Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Buffalo-Vampire-Werewolf-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Cosmic Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel of Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Justice and Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Hope, TLPS Mr. Wolf transformed into his Super Angel-Wolf-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga form and the rest of The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms and they unholster their massive greatswords, The Dynasty Warriors and Samurai Warriors unholstered their weapons, Lincoln's sisters and parents transformed into their Super Angel United Friendship Universal Eternal Xelnaga forms and unholstered their massive greatswords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholstered their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Crash Bandicoot unholstered his massive Crash Bandicoot's Skylands Ten Elemental Wolf Draconic Bandicoot Greatsword of Ten Elemental Skylands Justice and Ten Eternal Elemental Skylanders True Bravery from his back and he transformed into Super Angel-Bandicoot-Dragon-Elemental Skylander-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Ten Elemental Knight Elemental Skylander Draconic Bandicoot Angel of Divine Ten Element Skylands True Hero Knight Draconic Bandicoot Angel Justice and Divine Ten Element Skylands True Hero Knight Draconic Bandicoot Angel Bravery, Sherlock Hound unholstered his massive Sherlock Hound's Demonic Dark Knight Sparda's Eternal Angelic Demonic Demon Hound Greatsword of Demonic Dark Knight Eternal Angelic Demonic Demon Hound Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Demon Hound-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Stellar Blood-Stained Dark Demonic Darkness Dark Knight Demon Hound Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Star Blood-Stained Dark Demonic Darkness Dark Knight Demon Hound Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Star Blood-Stained Dark Demonic Darkness Dark Knight Demon Hound Phoenix Angel Compassion, Max Goof unholsters his massive Max Goof's Heavenly Archangel Gabriel's Eternal Unbreakable Bonds of True Friends and Angels Holy Archangel Keyblade of Justice from his back and transformed into Super Angel-Disney Knight-Archangel-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Heavenly Light Hellish Darkness Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Heavenly Light Hellish Darkness Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Heavenly Light Hellish Darkness Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel Hope, Timmy Turner transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Wolf Moon-Mysticon Pink Wolf Mage-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Magic Celestial Fairy Magical Elemental Fairy Mysticon Wolf Moon Angel of Divine Elemental Celestial Fairy Magical Fairy Wolf Moon Justice and Divine Elemental Celestial Fairy Magical Fairy Wolf Moon Hope and he has his Timmy Turner's Lupus the Wolf's Celestial Elemental Harmonious Fairy Wolf Moon Mage's Staff of Elemental Magic Justice out and his Royal Eye of Lupus orb ready as well, Norbert Beaver unholstered his massive Hydros' Primordial Maelstrom Ocean Beaver Greatsword of Primordial Maelstrom Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Beaver-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Beaver Angel of Divine Oceanic Primordial Water Justice and Divine Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Compassion, Yakko, Wakko, and Dot transformed into their Super Angel-Phoenix-Warner-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms, Inuyasha unholstered his Inuyasha's Dog Hanyou Tessaiga Demon Slayer Fang Greatsword of Dog Hanyou Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Dog Hanyou-Yokai-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Angel of Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Justice and Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Hope, Brandon Skellington had his Pumpkin Scepter of Halloween Town Justice still in hand, Darren Arcangela, Hiroshi Ohira unholstered his massive Hiroshi Ohira's Destructive Inferno Firestorm Phoenix Firebird Angel Greatsword of Destructive Inferno Fire Phoenix Firebird Angel Vengeance and Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Firestorm Firebird-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel Rage, Kuja had his Brumel Cores and Kuja's Eternal Wizard Redemption Mage's Staff of Elemental Magic Redemption Wizard Justice ready and transformed into Super Angel-Genome-Wizard-Dragon-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Celestial Wizard Genome Terra Redemption Draconic Magic Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Celestial Wizard Genome Terra Redemption Draconic Magic Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Celestial Wizard Genome Terra Redemption Draconic Magic Phoenix Angel Hope, Sebastian Mendez, Qin, Clyde and his harem, Baloo, Izuku and his friends, The Z-Fighters, Daggett, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Naruto and his harem, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Demon Slayer Conglomerate, Anatankha, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), The Demon Slayer Corps, The Ghostforce, The Louds' Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Loonatics, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, Mal, Evie, Jay, Carlos, Ben, Heathcliff and his friends, Martian Manhunter and his team, Timmy's friends, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, and his harem, Universe 666 Clyde and his harem, Universe 666 Ets and his harem, my harem, Ed Cowart's harem, Ets' harem, Clyde's harem, Nico's harem, Lord Raiden and the Earthrealm Warriors, and The Royal Defenders got out their weapons, Rayman unholstered his massive Rayman's Eternal Night Dream Morpheus's Celtic Dream Eternal Night Dragon Fairy Phoenix Angel Greatsword of Peaceful Celtic Dream Eternal Night Dragon Fairy Phoenix Angel Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Dragon-Lum-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Eternal Celtic Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Dream Eternal Night Fairy Dragon Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Celtic Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Dream Eternal Night Fairy Dragon Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Eternal Celtic Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Dream Eternal Night Fairy Dragon Phoenix Angel Hope, Juniper Lee unholstered her Juniper Lee's Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Magicstorm Greatsword of Spirit World Magic Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Dragon-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Angel of Divine Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Justice and Divine Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Will, Liam unholstered his massive Liam Hunnicut's Arctic Qailertetang's Holy Arctic Thundersnow Greatsword of Holy Arctic Thundersnow Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Ice Dragon-Yuki-Onna-Musk Ox-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Angel of Divine Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Musk Ox Justice and Divine Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Musk Ox Hope, and Me, Ed Cowart, Ets, Ken, Nicole, Nico, Gage the Hedgehog, and Eli unholstered our massive greatswords and we transformed, and we went after the Dark Sebastian construct, and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Blue Fire, Sand, Bubbles, steel orbs, throwing axes, and mythological animals, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.

Then, Lincoln fired a beam of light which destroyed the Dark Sebastian construct and he screamed in demonic anger as he turned to dust. We cheered as we holstered our weapons and powered down.

Lincoln: That's the end of the hauntings in India, but Universe 666 Sebastian is just getting started, so we really need to watch it with that lunatic. (To the Policeangel Sisters) And it's so good to see you and your sisters again, Aoi.

Aoi Policeangel: You too, Lincoln, it's been seven years since we last met.

Lincoln went up to The Policeangel Sisters and he hugged them, and The Policeangel Sisters are very surprised at just how much taller, more handsome, and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since they last saw him, and they also felt just how much stronger and how much more muscular he's really become, and they had an atomic red blush on her face, and the atomic red blush on their faces soon became even deeper when they saw he still has his vampire fangs and massive white angel wings with stars on the feathers and orange and aurora-colored tips on the feathers, large gold halo with four large orbiting gold rings on each corner behind his head, along with hearing his mature, deeper, and manlier voice and seeing the large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on his head, eleven massive and long white wolf tails with rainbow markings and rainbow tips and white rabbit tail with rainbow markings on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, fine hair on his massive forearms, short stubble on his jawline, and chest hair in the middle of his chest, He-Man's chest harness, and many other accessories, and she also met his familiars, the male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, the white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and the white Wolf Familiar, Seiko.

Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I haven't seen you thirteen since you were seventeen, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.

Chikae Policeangel: Holy crap, you sure have, you've really grown up to be very big and very strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the cute eleven-year-old little boy into a 18-year-old 8'3" tall, very handsome, and manly man with really massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, and you still have those vampire fangs and massive white angel wings, that's so awesome, and the large white wolf ears on your head and the eleven massive and long white wolf tails with markings and white rabbit tail on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, fine hair on your massive forearms, short stubble on your jawline, and chest hair in the middle of your chest and many accessories and gold halo behind your head, that's really new, along with getting He-Man's chest harness.

Kasumi Policeangel: You've really really grown a lot and became a man, but you're still the same kind boy from long ago, plus, you've also grown even more bigger in muscle mass, you can land an airplane on that massive, wider, and more muscular back, squash a melon with those really muscular quads and thighs, and cut a rock into a diamond on those rock-hard eight-pack abs, and there's not even a tape measure long enough to measure that chiseled chest or massive biceps.

Omoi Policeangel: Plus, we've also met your familiars, and they are really awesome.

Me: And he'd also been hit with massive amounts of cosmic radiation and he'd been imbued with the same powers as me, and he's become truly immortal, and Lincoln, you know these thirteen girls?

Lincoln: Indeed I do, J.D., the thirteen girls are Aoi Policeangel, the Evac Gene-Slammer, Benika Policeangel, the Crosswise Gene-Slammer, Chikae Policeangel, the Jolt Gene-Slammer, Daichi Policeangel, the Hoist Gene-Slammer, Emiha Policeangel, the Grapple Gene-Slammer, Fuwa Policeangel, the Skids Gene-Slammer, Haruhi Policeangel, the Mudflap Gene-Slammer, Itoha Policeangel, the Tracks Gene-Slammer, Jun Policeangel, the Windcharger Gene-Slammer, Kasumi Policeangel, the Sunstreaker Gene-Slammer, Mio Policeangel, the Flashpoint Gene-Slammer, Nami Policeangel, the Side Burn Gene-Slammer, Omoi Policeangel, the Scattershot Gene-Slammer, and Popori Policeangel, the Wreck-Gar Gene-Slammer, these thirteen girls are my Guardian Angels from Japan and classmates in Math, but they're also training to work alongside the police, like their sister, Ginrei.

Selene Emperyous: And they're easily identifiable: Aoi has pink hair with matching clothing, Benika has blue hair with matching clothing, Chikae has black hair with with matching clothing, Daichi has brown hair with with matching clothing, Emiha has white hair with matching clothing, Fuwa has red hair with with matching clothing, Haruhi has yellow hair with with matching clothing, Itoha has pink hair with red streaks along with with matching clothing, Jun has blue hair with purple streaks with with matching clothing, Kasumi has orange hair with with matching clothing, Mio has orange hair with blue streaks with with matching clothing, Nami has indigo hair with with matching clothing, Omoi has yellow hair with red streaks with with matching clothing, and Popori has violet hair with pink streaks with with matching clothing.

Michelle Emperyous: Lincoln made Ginrei and her sisters beautiful necklaces, and to show thanks, they each kissed Lincoln on the lips, and as a result, Lincoln promised that when he comes of age, he will marry Ginrei and her sisters along with the rest of his harem, and they hate Bradley Uppercrust III with a blazing passion, the reason why is because he once stole fireworks and placed them on every sports equipment in order to blow them up. Luckily, Lincoln, Ginrei, and her sisters intercepted and beat the crap out of Bradley Uppercrust III and they removed the fireworks and took him right back to prison.

Max Goof: He did the same thing when he tied fireworks to P.J.'s skates.

Lincoln: He tried that old trick again, but we stopped him and got rid of the fireworks and sent him straight back to prison, this just proves that he's nothing more than a lowlife, and now that you and your sisters are here, Aoi.

Lincoln went up to and hugged each of The Policeangel Sisters in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, he leaned his head down the right side of their necks, and he slowly bit each of them and he fed on their blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed along with his large gold halo and four orbiting gold rings on each corner of the halo behind his head and eleven massive and long white tails with rainbow tips and rainbow markings. He slowly unlatched his fangs from each of their necks as their necks healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit them.

Aoi Policeangel: Wow, you're still just as gentle as ever when you feed on one of your Guardian Angels, Lincoln.

Suddenly, thirteen Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of The Policeangel Sisters with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and purple crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha along with white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks.

Chikae Policeangel: (Surprised) Lincoln, are these...?!

Lincoln: Yep, that's an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love and an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love, which means you're now part of my harem and my many future wives, Policeangel Sisters.

The Policeangel Sisters had a smile on their faces and tears in their eyes as Lincoln still had his massive and powerful muscular arms around them and he leaned down to each of their faces and kissed each of them on the lips and they also returned it, and we cheered for them, then we went up to the twelve girls, and when Lincoln saw them, he immediately recognized them. The twelve girls are Fuurin Katakage, Hanabi Hinata, Hotaru Suzukaze, Izumi Minazuki, Matsuri Aoi, Nagi Saotome, and Rikka Himuro from Tropical KISS, Arieta from Cyberbots: Fullmetal Madness, Amber, Kadie, and Lana from Crimson Tears, and Lynne from Ghost Trick: Phantom Detective.

Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Fuurin Katakage, Hanabi Hinata, Hotaru Suzukaze, Izumi Minazuki, Matsuri Aoi, Nagi Saotome, and Rikka Himuro from Tropical KISS, Arieta from Cyberbots: Fullmetal Madness, Amber, Kadie, and Lana from Crimson Tears, and Lynne from Ghost Trick: Phantom Detective.

Nicole: Whoa, awesome.

Lincoln: Are you girls okay?

Fuurin Katakage: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.

Then, when Fuurin Katakage and the other twelve girls saw who it was that saved them from the Dark Sebastian construct created by Universe 666 Sebastian, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 18-year-old 8'3" tall, handsome hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, long wild white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair and large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on top of his head with large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four large orbiting golden rings on each corner behind his head, fine hair on his massive muscular forearms and beard stubble on his jawline, rainbow colored thunderbird with a gold lightning bolt and the Ebonwu Squadron emblem emblazoned on his forehead with Third Eye on his forehead with rainbow iris, rows of straight teeth with vampire fangs, Crest of Miracles on his massive right pec and golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle on his massive left pec, Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his massive, wider, and more muscular back, and on top is the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, Vampire Bat, Werewolf, and Buffalo and a Rinnegan-like marking, and right below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a rainbow kanji with nine magatama in between that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Almighty Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Almighty Master of The Elemental Forces, The Storms, The Cosmos, and The Universe, Master of Hero Personas and Many Powers, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Voice of Reason, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, Golden-Hearted Lover and Father of Many Kids, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Son of Lynn Sr. and Rita Loud, Loving Grandson of Albert Loud and Samuel Loud, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Future Husband, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family, Powerful Alpha Vampire-Werewolf-Cyborg Hybrid, Descendant of The Seventeenth Century Duke Lincoln McLoud of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Archenemy of Max Dillon Also Known as Electro, Destroyer and Slayer of Extremely Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry, Psychotic, Irredeemable Bastards and Tyrants, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, Jack-Of-All-Trades, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True God of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Savior of The Loud House and Michigan, True Immortal Hero, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of Many of Team Loud Phoenix Storm's Branch Teams, Spice Demon of The Loud Family, Surfer of The Legendary Wave Humungadunga, Third-In-Command And Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Emissary of The Cosmos and The Heavens, Ambassador of Harmony, Friendship, Purity, Hope, Courage, and Love, and God of Friendship, Hope, Love, Courage, and Justice Dodgeball Angel King of Gotham Royal York, The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms and Warriors of Japan, Fearsome Defender of His Many Guardian Angels, and Destroyer of The House of Damaskinos", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it on his broad left shoulder, and Mark of Manhood tattoo of a male bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" on his massive left muscular forearm, and he had his Rabbit Miraculous, Eini, with him, his male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, his white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and his white Wolf Familiar, Seiko, along with Darkus Battle Ax Vladitor, Darkus Omega Leonidas, Pyrus Omega Leonidas, Haos Omega Leonidas, Subterra Omega Leonidas, Ventus Omega Leonidas, and Ventus Omega Leonidas.

He had his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Almighty Eternal Friendship Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds, The Sickle Swords of Hinon, and the purified Universe 666 version of The Miracle Box holstered on his wider and muscular back, his large orange Crystal Saber, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, his Omnipotent Elemental Thunderbird Phoenix Angel of Universal Harmonious Loud Justice, Mythological Hope, and Eternal Love Almighty Book, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Elemental Harmony on his left hip, his Eater of Sins revolver and Elemental Universal Thunderbird hand-cannon Blaster holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation and embedded Stone of Gelel on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted gold metal bands with multi-colored on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, large gold cuff Bracers of The Champions of the Universe with large rainbow gems on his large wrists with the Dragon Ball Bracelet on the left large gold cuff bracer and other bracelets merged with the left large gold cuff Bracer and large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony shrunk to the size of a gem on top, massive indestructible white angel wings with stars and orange and aurora-colored tips on the large white feathers and eleven massive and long powerful white wolf tails with rainbow tips and rainbow markings with white rabbit tail on top of the eleven massive and long white wolf tails, he has on He-Man's chest harness with colored gems on the orange crisscross straps and gold metal circular chest plate with phoenix carved on it and surrounded by red gems and on the back of the straps is a kanji that said Lincoln Loud, Truly Loving Gold-Hearted Brother, Son, Grandson, and Father, and he was dressed in an orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long white trenchcoat coattails with Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Moonlight, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Great Old Ones, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids on the coattails and they also had intense powerful rainbow hot flames coming off them and hanging mini silver lightning bolts on the coattails held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large golden buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and large rainbow gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large royal blue pants with rainbow fire and multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs, and large gold armored knee-high boots with colored gems on them, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with rainbow gems for eyes the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, and Eternity Kanjis on the heads, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and rainbow crystal links from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with a large rainbow Thunderbird-shaped Element of Harmony and a large silver Buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, and Eternity Kanjis on its head for the pendant on his bare chest with chest hair in the center of his chest, large white and gold accented Elemental Choker of Eternal Love and Thunderbird pendant on his neck, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, his Ring of The Phoenix large multi-colored gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Werewolf, and Buffalo on his right ring finger, Blue Lantern ring on his left ring finger and small planets orbiting around his fingers like rings, claws on his fingers with gold armored finger claws over his fingers, he has eleven large multi-colored orbs orbiting around his legs and ten multi-colored smaller orbs orbiting around his waist and circling around his feet on the floor are eleven golden crosses with angelic runes and an immense rainbow protective aura with swirling elements around him.

Fuurin Katakage: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.

Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet the rest of you.

Lincoln made twelve clones of himself, and he and his clones went up to the girls, and they hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they leaned down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the thick muscular necks of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene, and he slowly bit them and he fed on their blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as them, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed along with his large gold halo and four orbiting gold rings on each corner of the halo behind his head. He then slowly unlatched his fangs from their necks as their necks healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit them.

Fuurin Katakage: (Seductively and rubs her hands on Lincoln's massive pecs) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.

Suddenly, thirteen Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Fuurin Katakage, Hanabi Hinata, Hotaru Suzukaze, Izumi Minazuki, Matsuri Aoi, Nagi Saotome, Rikka Himuro, Arieta, Amber, Kadie, Lana, and Lynne with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha along with white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks. We returned to the World Tree Estate and the rest of the team was shocked to find out the villain we went after was a Dark Sebastian construct created by Universe 666 Sebastian.

But, when Lincoln showed what we all did in viciously beating that dark construct down and Lincoln firing a beam of light that incinerated the construct, everyone cheered and hugged us and Lincoln's harem kissed him on the cheeks. Lincoln and the Policeangel Sisters have a lot of catching up to do, now that they're back in town.

Maria: I can't believe what that fucked-up lunatic did!

Lincoln: Yeah, he wanted to try and cause chaos and destruction with that construct, so we decided to ruin his fun by killing his construct. But, he's not done yet.

Me: Nope, it's just the beginning.

Nico: You got that right, the nightmare has only just begun. Universe 666 Sebastian has finally come out into the open, and now, he's back to causing trouble once more.


After finally getting rid of the Dark Sebastian construct created by Universe 666 Sebastian and this time for good, we were training intensely in the gym, doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and we were also doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get our eleven massive and long wolf tails even more stronger than ever as well, and when The Policeangel Sisters saw Lincoln doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear his mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, they had an atomic red blush on their faces, hearts in their eyes, and their noses were bleeding.

Aoi Policeangel: My God, I was right that Lincoln's really grown into a 18-year-old, 8'3" tall, really big, handsome, sexy, and extremely super strong manly man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs really hard at work, and really working out with those 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells and he's not even getting tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan, and he's also doing 900,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, and he now looks even more ripped than ever.

Benika Policeangel: He's definitely been continuing on bodybuilding and working out even more for many years, and because of that along with the combination of his diet plan that we gave him, along with his hyperpuberty and genes, he'd gained the powerful and massive body that all bodybuilders could only dream of.

Chikae Policeangel: If anyone tried to mess with him now, they were in for a world of hurt and trouble, and he's always been there to defend and protect us from Chandler, his goons, Pablo, Anderson, and Hawk and Hank at school or out in public, and he was also quick to defend us from Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan if they get out of search control again, along with Killjoy Huggins.

Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under a lot of very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, girls, and I can still defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger and bigger in muscle mass, I've also gotten smarter as well.

Daichi Policeangel: That's incredible, and we'd already known just how strong you were long ago ever since you did some wrestling and working out with some of the other Guardian Angels long ago, and we're so proud of just how much stronger you've gotten, and just how much taller you've gotten, along with getting that much bigger in muscle mass, and you've also been getting smarter as well.

Me: You got that right, plus, we heard all of the stories from Lincoln about you girls and about how you all helped him in his training to become an emerging hero before Team Loud Phoenix Storm was formed, and how he grew from the little boy from years ago into the really big, really strong, and really powerful man we know today.

Emiha Policeangel: I knew it was only a matter of time before he told everyone that story.

Nico: Yep. So, girls, what memories did you have with Lincoln?

Aoi Policeangel: There is one, and it's really graphic.

The Policeangel Sisters put up a video as it played on the big screen, and it showed Lincoln getting chased by an angry mob and it was due to Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan who were cackling like the witches they are. Suddenly, The Policeangel Sisters appeared along with the rest of Lincoln's Guardian Angels.

Past Aoi Policeangel: What the Hell is going on here?! Will someone want to explain?!

Past Citizen: OUT OF OUR WAY, BITCH! THE LOUD BRAT'S GOING TO DIE AND SO WILL THOSE IMPOSTER GUARDIAN ANGELS!

Past Selene Arcangela: (Sees Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan) HEY! DON'T YOU BITCHES THINK YOU ARE GETTING OUT OF THIS!

Past Selene Emperyous: WHAT THE HELL DID YOU IDIOTS DO TO YOUR BROTHER?!

Past Lincoln: (Breaking Down) Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan sent a fake video saying I killed you all!

The Guardian Angels gasped.

Past Chikae Policeangel: This is what we want to talk about! We did an investigation and found out Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan were the ones who did this, they tried to make a fake video of Lincoln killing the other Guardian Angels in a frenzied attack and that'd get you all to turn against him in an angry mob! Do you all have no shame?!

Past Haruhi Policeangel: You all should be ashamed of yourselves, now you owe Lincoln an apology.

Past Kasumi Policeangel: (Sees Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan trying to escape) HEY! DON'T YOU DARE THINK YOU'RE GETTING AWAY!

The Policeangel Sisters tackled Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan and handcuffed them and they threw them into a police car that took them away to jail. Everyone apologized, but Lincoln was left crying his heart out as The Policeangel Sisters were wounded in their hearts and they and the rest of The Guardian Angels hugged him tightly and took him home as the video ended. Needless to say, we all had tears in our eyes, and Nico was really pissed off.

Nico: Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, Luan! (ENRAGED SCREAM) OF ALL THE GODDAMN STUNTS THAT YOU ALL PULLED ON LINCOLN IN THE PAST, THIS IS THE MOST DISGUSTING AND ATROCIOUS! YOU FIVE HAVE NO SENSE OF SHAME AT ALL!

Me: I said the same thing to them when I went to the jail and screamed my head off at them.

Varie: And you sent them flying into a wall with that scream.

Lincoln: I was absolutely pissed off that Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan would do this, and I didn't talk to them nor anyone else for ten months because of it.

Selene Emperyous: Lincoln fell into a depression because of it, and he developed anxiety and fear of what could happen if anyone turned against him again.

Nicholette Torrington: This was the very thing we sought to save him from, but those bitches ruined it big time! We swore bloody revenge on them, the kind that meant we wouldn't stop until they were all dead!

Nico: They crossed a really severe line because of that, and they ruined your hard work of helping him recover from the depression he fell under because of them, and if I were in your shoes, I would do anything to make them answer for their crimes for what they did to Lincoln, and I'd show them no mercy whatsoever.

Eli: I'd never forgive them in a million years, and I'd do anything to make them pay!

Lincoln: Your way would mean killing them, Eli. Despite that I was so angry and depressed because of them, I don't want it to end with them dying because that'll make me feel even worse.

Me: That's the kind of person you are, Lincoln, knowing when to forgive even when your five mean sisters do the most reprehensible thing that warrants no forgiveness whatsoever.

We got a shower afterwards, and then, Lincoln, Shannon (God Hand), Simulator Hex Maniac, Simulator Kali, Simulator Linnea, Simulator Blossom, and Simulator Katherine are heading to Olive Ocean.

Lincoln snapped his fingers, and the 18-year-old, white-haired, 8'3", handsome and extremely muscular man had on his new large orange and black speedo with a Thunderbird and a lightning bolt surrounded by elemental forces and stars on it with rainbow flames coming off the speedo, orange sandals, his jewelry and accessories, and he had his weapons holstered in case of trouble.

And Shannon (God Hand), Simulator Hex Maniac, Simulator Kali, Simulator Linnea, Simulator Blossom, and Simulator Katherine are dressed in two-piece colored bikinis The Musiqidandi Sisters made for them, colored sandals, and they had their weapons holstered in case of trouble. Plus, we found out Shannon (God Hand), Simulator Hex Maniac, Simulator Kali, Simulator Linnea, Simulator Blossom, and Simulator Katherine all had feelings for Lincoln, and he also had feelings for them, and he also saved them all from an ambush by a group of musclebound thugs Flip hired to kill them, Lincoln sucked out their muscle mass, virility, strength, blood, and life energy as it killed them all which made those buttfaces go insane with anger, until Lincoln fired energy blasts at those buttfaces and more gold and jewels and treasures came out of them, but they also got to keep their heads up, they got word that mutant has sent more muscle-bound thugs to kill them.

Shannon (God Hand): Wow, so, this is Olive Ocean, it sure is beautiful.

Lincoln: It sure is, Shannon, and it's perfect for our first date. Shall we?

Lincoln, Shannon (God Hand), Simulator Hex Maniac, Simulator Kali, Simulator Linnea, Simulator Blossom, and Simulator Katherine dived into the waters and they had fun swimming in the ocean, and they also saw the creatures that lived there, then, they went back to the beach and they had an awesome volleyball match, and Shannon (God Hand), Simulator Hex Maniac, Simulator Kali, Simulator Linnea, Simulator Blossom, and Simulator Katherine got an extremely massive and deep atomic red blush on their faces when they saw Lincoln lift thirteen massive 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells Lincoln summoned in his large and strong hands and thirteen massive and long white wolf tails.

But then, they saw the hulking muscle-bound thugs that Flip hired coming after them, but Lincoln grabbed each of them one by one and he sucked out all of their muscle mass, strength, and virility and made them thin as rakes and completely weak and he set them on fire and sent them to The Black Gates forever.

Lincoln: Nice try, you stupid mutant!

Then, they had some lunch, and then, as the sun was about to set, Lincoln made clones of himself and he and his clones went up to Shannon (God Hand), Simulator Hex Maniac, Simulator Kali, Simulator Linnea, Simulator Blossom, and Simulator Katherine and they hugged the girls in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and Shannon (God Hand), Simulator Hex Maniac, Simulator Kali, Simulator Linnea, Simulator Blossom, and Simulator Katherine placed their hands on the massive pecs of Lincoln and his clones, and then, they shared a passionate and romantic kiss and he also marked them as he slowly sank his fangs into them and fed on their blood. They came back home to The World Tree Estate, and Nico and I saw Lincoln covered in kisses on his face, body, and eight-pack abs.

Me: (Whistles) Wow, it looks like you really had a good time at Olive Ocean, eh, Lincoln?

Lincoln: (In Heaven) It...was...so... AWESOME!

Suddenly, six Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Shannon (God Hand), Simulator Hex Maniac, Simulator Kali, Simulator Linnea, Simulator Blossom, and Simulator Katherine with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha and white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks.

Lily the Mermaid: Whoa, now Shannon (God Hand), Simulator Hex Maniac, Simulator Kali, Simulator Linnea, Simulator Blossom, and Simulator Katherine are in your harem.

May: Too bad Hex Maniac, Kali, Linnea, Blossom, and Katherine already have boyfriends, we could've set them up with Lincoln years ago, but what's done is done.

Jenna: And Flip had some nerve trying to kill them, that mutant is just making things much worse for himself.

Serena Logan: I always knew that stupid mutant cheapskate was and always will be nothing but fucking trouble, and he's just making things worse for himself.

Rarity: And trying to kill Shannon (God Hand), Simulator Hex Maniac, Simulator Kali, Simulator Linnea, Simulator Blossom, and Simulator Katherine, now that repulsive ape is really going to get it.

Lincoln: And we also had a run-in with more of the hulking muscle-bound hired thugs they sent to kill us yet again, but I sucked out their muscle mass, strength, and virility and killed them all and sent them to The Black Gates, and that mutant should be screaming with pure vengeance and hate at us in 3...2...1!

Suddenly, we heard Flip scream and bellow with extreme hatred and rage and cursing right at us, and now, that moron has officially lost his mind.

Maria: (Flips Flip the middle finger) Yeah, up yours, you mutant moronic cheapskate!

Nico: Even after we kicked Flip's miserable hide, that mutant still refuses to quit!

Lincoln: Same with Lewis Travolta, Dark Amy, Icky Vicky, Billy McLean, Pablo, Anderson, and the other jerks at Dad's restaurant, but it's much more fun to see their thugs get killed by me.

Me: It sure is, and it's so much more fun seeing them blow their stacks!

We then saw Lincoln form a viewing window, and then, Lincoln snapped his fingers.

SNAPS FINGERS!

We saw a massive funnel appeared in Flip's mouth, and then, massive cartons of the extremely powerful laxatives that Shizuka and her sisters used on Killjoy Huggins and Lewis Travolta appeared over the funnel.

Me: (GASPS) ARE THOSE...?!

Nico: The extremely powerful laxatives Shizuka and her sisters used on Killjoy Huggins and Lewis Travolta?!

Luna: DO IT, BRO!

Then, the extremely powerful laxatives were dumped into Flip's mouth and the funnel was removed. Then, Flip's stomach gurgled and rumbled, and then...!

MASSIVELY LOUD AND EXTREMELY WET FART!

Flip farted and massive tons of gold, jewels, gems, and other currencies exploded out of his three-cheeked butt like crazy!

Flip stopped farting like crazy.

Lincoln: That's for trying to get your musclebound thugs to murder me and the girls in my harem, you disgusting three butt-cheeked mutant!

Nico: Jeez. Those laxatives are really powerful, I still remember when you tried that prank on me years ago, Connor, but that failed.

Me: Because of you using Walker's powers.

Connor Chan: Flip's really pissing me off now, if he does this again, I'm gonna shove a grenade down his throat!

Nico: Connor, I know you're angry, but we're saving it for December 1st when we kill him, Icky Vicky, and Xehanort. Now, don't even think of getting into the weapons room or I'm telling Dad!

Connor Chan: Tattle tale.

Lincoln: Whew, now that's what I call one of the largest snail adoptions ever seen in Bikini Bottom.

Lily: I know, right? But, we did it, we got the snails new homes!

Nico: We sure did, now everyone else in Bikini Bottom has a snail to care for.

Lincoln: Now, there's one last thing to do. (Sensed a massive energy signal) And one last loose end to tie up.

Suddenly, the eight large planets and stars orbing around my legs, the eleven large multi-colored orbs orbiting around Lincoln's legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting Linka's legs the nine large orange orbs orbiting around TLPS Ms. Tarantula's legs, the ten multi-colored orbs orbiting around Duke Lincoln's legs, the eleven colored orbs orbiting around the Loud Sisters' legs, the eleven colored orbs orbiting around the legs of The Loud's friends, the eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the nine large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the nine large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Tahu, Vakama, and Nate Adams' legs, the eight large fiery red orbs orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lars and Dudley Puppy's legs, the eight large pink orbs orbiting around Lexx Loud's legs, the nine large rose pink orbs orbiting around Steven Universe's legs, the nine large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the nine emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the nine large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the nine large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the nine and eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam and Leif Loud's legs, the eleven large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn's legs, the eleven coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blood red orbs around Marco Diaz's legs, the nine large aqua blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Shark's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Skippy, Sean Bolton, and Loki Loud's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Loni Loud's legs, the nine large yellow orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Snake's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Lane Loud's legs, the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Larry Loud's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Levi Loud's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago and Nico's legs, the eleven large colored orbs orbiting around Twilight Sparkle and her friends, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around Varie, William Dunbar, and Adam Lyon's legs, the eleven large aqua blue orbs orbiting around Girl Jordan's legs, the eleven large colored orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner's legs, the eleven large gold orbs orbiting around Alex the Lion and the eight large gold orbs orbiting around Takanuva's legs, the nine large pink orbs orbiting around Rita's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our large gold Bracers of The Champions of the Universe and the Stones of Gelel that were embedded in the backs of our left hands and our gold halos with four orbiting gold rings surrounding the corners behind our heads were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming, and the imps of The Fabled Gene-Slammers were already hissing with anger.

Lincoln formed a massive diamond barrier with absorption energy surrounding the diamond barrier that protected all of us from a massively powerful volley of green blasts, and it absorbed the blasts and they flowed into us and made us even stronger than ever.

Buster Bunny: There's no mistaking that energy signal from anywhere.

Lincoln: Not at all. Come on out, Universe 666 Broly, or we will force you out!

A figure came out, it was none other than Universe 666 Broly who's in his Legendary Super Saiyan form, but we saw his eyes: they were blood red and he had a black and purple aura around him.

Sebastian felt pain in his eyes as he howled in agony and we saw blood tears pouring from his eyes, but we also saw his eyes change to blood red: HE'S GONE INTO FULL-ON DEMON ANGEL MODE!

Sebastian Mendez: (Demonic Voice) You! I always knew you'd one day return, you wild animal! You just don't even know when to quit, DO YOU?!

Me: Yikes, what's happening?!

Nico: He must be confusing the Universe 666 Broly with the one we knew and hated. Oh God, and he did say of all the villains he'd brought back, Broly was one villain who couldn't be controlled and they tried to kill each other.

Buster Bunny: It always ended badly.

Suddenly, Buster Bunny saw Sebastian heading right for Broly with his dark greatsword in hand and he had murder on his mind, but Lincoln created chains of light to restrain him.

Lincoln: This'll hold him, Wile, you go and stop Universe 666 Broly while we keep him restrained.

Wile E Coyote: Understood.

Suddenly, Wile E Coyote's eyes turned neon blue and he was surrounded by a yellow energy aura with stars, rocks, Earth, explosives, gadgets, coyotes, phoenixes, and angels, he unholstered his massive Wile E. Coyote's Firestorm Desert Broadsword of Explosive Comedic Justice from his back, and as he approached Universe 666 Broly, he left yellow energy, stars, rocks, Earth, explosives, gadgets, coyotes, phoenixes, and angels with every step.

Wile E Coyote: Even though you're not like the Broly we know and hated, you're just as dangerous as he is, and Universe 666 Sebastian bringing you back and turning you into his slave basically crossed a serious line, and for that, I'm going to take you down and one of Acme Looniversity's students is going remove that basket case's influence from you, hope you're ready for the beatdown of your life!

Suddenly, Wile E Coyote was surrounded by a massive vortex of yellow energy with stars, rocks, Earth, explosives, and gadgets surrounding the vortex, there are coyotes, phoenixes, and angels flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a red phoenix with blue eyes gazing into Universe 666 Broly: the eyes of salvation.

Me: WHOA!

Buster Bunny: EVERYONE, GET BACK! THINGS ARE ABOUT TO GET REALLY REALLY UGLY!

Then, as the vortex faded, Wile E Coyote emerged, but he was changed forever.

Wile E. Coyote grew from 7'5" to 8'5" in height, his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew even bigger and he still retained his eight-pack abs, he now has large gold metal bracers on his massive biceps and thighs, and he now has eleven large brown orbs orbiting around his legs, he has yellow highlights in the bangs of his full head of long wild brown hair going down to the bottom of his neck and he has a large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four orbiting golden rings on each corner behind his head, he retains the yellow sclera of his eyes and red outline on his eyes, he has neon deep green eyes and a yellow energy aura with stars, Earth, rocks, fire, explosives, coyotes, phoenixes, and angels surrounding him and he has an immense rainbow protective aura with elements swirling around it, he has a coyote with a stick of dynamite in its paws emblazoned on his forehead and Third Eye with blue iris, he has on his Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with brown gems on the gold star links and brown crystal links and a brown coyote-shaped Element of Harmony and on the bottom of the brown coyote-shaped Element of Harmony is a coyote with yellow gems for eyes and the Earth, Fire, Star, and Eternity Kanjis in its paws for the pendant on his bare chest and he has on a white and gold accented choker on his neck, he has on a pair of large black pants with flames and rocks on the legs, black knee-high boots with flame buckles and on his now much wider and even more muscular back is a phoenix, angel, and coyote and on top is the Warner Bros. logo with earth, stars, explosives, and fire surrounding the phoenix, angel, and coyote. Suddenly, Wile E. Coyote felt a sharp pain on his now wider and more muscular back, and then, his massive brown angel wings with yellow tips on the brown feathers grew much bigger for his new body and his brown-furred tail grew much bigger for his new body. Wile E. Coyote has on a Ring of The Phoenix with green gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on his right ring finger and Green Lantern Ring on his left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in his left paw.

Suddenly, Wile E. Coyote's massive Wile E. Coyote's Firestorm Desert Broadsword of Explosive Comedic Justice and all of the greatswords and swords he'd gotten began merging together and they're surrounded by a kaleidoscope of yellow energy, stars, Earth, rocks, fire, explosives, coyotes, phoenixes, and angels, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Wile E. Coyote's Legendary Looney Tunes Explosive Comedic Firestorm Desert Coyote Angel Greatsword of Legendary Looney Tunes Explosive Comedic Firestorm Desert Coyote Angel Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded green gems and the silhouette of Wile E. Coyote etched on the 7'9" massive, wide, double-edged gold blade, large gold coyote heads for the crossguard, large white angel faces built into both sides of the hilt and large gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large gold coyote heads with green gems for eyes and in their open mouths and on the bottom of the coyote heads is a large gold coyote head with green gems for eyes and in its open mouth for the pommel, he has on his new large gold Bracers of The Champions of The Universe with large green gems on his wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet on his left gold Bracer, new large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold coyote head with green gems for eyes and a large green gem in his mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on his right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on his left hip. There's a yellow kanji below the phoenix, coyote, and angel that said, "Wile E. Coyote, Accident-Prone Supergenius of The Legendary Looney Tunes, Ancestor of Tech E. Coyote, Mentor of Calamity Coyote, Dean of The School of Hard Knocks of Acme Looniversity, Member of Team Loud Phoenix Storm and The Masters of Evil, Archenemy of Janet Jinx, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Earth, Fire, Explosives, Coyotes, and Angels"

ワイリー・E・コヨーテ、伝説のルーニー・テューンズの事故を起こしやすい超天才、テック・E・コヨーテの先祖、災難コヨーテの指導者、アクメ・ルーニバーシティ・ハード・ノック・スクールの学部長、チーム・ラウド・フェニックス・ストームとマスターズ・オブ・イービルのメンバー、ジャネット・ジンクスの大敵、宇宙の勇敢な戦士、宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先の守護者、擁護者、そして救世主、宇宙への希望の大使であり灯台、友情の力と要素のマスター、怒りのマスター天のゼルナガ、ブラックゲートのマスター、究極の善の究極の力、真実の真の女神、正義、愛、思いやり、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠心、正直さ、寛大さ、優しさ、無私の心、勇気、そして信頼、邪悪な破壊者でありスレイヤー、狂った、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、そして地球、火、爆発物、コヨーテ、天使のマスター

Wile E. Coyote has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-LOONEY TUNES COYOTE-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL COMEDIC LEGENDARY LOONEY TUNES EXPLOSIVE EARTH FIRESTORM COYOTE ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL COMEDIC LEGENDARY LOONEY TUNES EXPLOSIVE EARTH FIRESTORM COYOTE ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL COMEDIC LOONEY TUNES EXPLOSIVE EARTH FIRESTORM COYOTE ANGEL WILL!

We were amazed by Wile E Coyote's Super Angel-Looney Tunes Coyote-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation, but when Universe 666 Broly saw it, he fired a massive energy ball at Wile E Coyote to kill him, but Wile E Coyote punched it and sent it into the air as it exploded, and Wile E Coyote fired a massive barrage of yellow energy, stars, Earth, rocks, fire, explosives, coyotes, phoenixes, and angels which exploded as they hit Universe 666 Broly and this really made him angrier than ever.

Lincoln: WHOA!

The toons did extremely wild takes upon seeing what Wile did.

Bugs Bunny: WHAT THE?!

Buster Bunny: Even I'm stunned by what we just saw, Bugs!

Wile E Coyote: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Eternal Comedic Legendary Looney Tunes Fire Desert Earth Coyote Angel and Divine Cosmic Eternal Comedic Legendary Looney Tunes Fire Desert Earth Coyote Angel Will) That was only for starters, Buster. (To Universe 666 Broly) Alright, you wild animal. (CRACKS KNUCKLES) Let's do this!

Babs Bunny: Oh boy, this is gonna get ugly!

Me: It sure is!

Nico: This should be good.

Suddenly, Sebastian broke free of the chains and BOY WAS HE ABSOLUTELY PISSED!

Sebastian Mendez: (DEMONIC VOICE) WILE, DON'T YOU DARE THINK I'M LETTING YOU GET THE PLEASURE OF FIGHTING HIM!

Buster Bunny whacked him hard on the head with a mallet!

WHAM!

And that knocked him out.

Buster Bunny: Sorry to do this, but you've had it coming.

Wile E Coyote went after Universe 666 Broly, and he fired extremely powerful blasts of yellow energy, stars, rocks, earth, fire, explosives, coyotes, phoenixes, and angels at Universe 666 Broly, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him. Then, he attacked him with swings of his massive greatsword leaving scars on him, and he even left more with his claws.

Plucky Duck: Whoa, this is really incredible!

Calamity Coyote: (Pulls out Signboard) You said it! Professor Wile's tearing him to shreds. But, you do realize that when Sebastian gets up, you're in huge trouble, Buster.

Buster Bunny: Yeah, I know.

Tech E. Coyote: Sorry you and your other Guardian Angels and harem aren't getting a chance to shine though, Lincoln.

Lincoln: That's okay, Tech. Besides, we're getting a break from the action.

Selene Arcangela: That's true.

Universe 666 Broly fell into a very dark rage and he went after us specifically Nikiya to kill her. But, Wile flew after him and he got in front of Nikiya and he delivered a very massive punch to Universe 666 Broly and sent him flying into a tree, and he got out a massive barrel of TNT, lit the fuse, and threw it and then...!

KABOOM!

The barrel exploded, but Universe 666 Broly survived.

Wile E Coyote: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Eternal Comedic Legendary Looney Tunes Fire Desert Earth Coyote Angel and Divine Cosmic Eternal Comedic Legendary Looney Tunes Fire Desert Earth Coyote Angel Will) You've got some damn nerve trying to attack the rest of the team, you really are nothing but a wild animal, now you've left me with no choice!

Suddenly, we saw Wile E Coyote's yellow energy aura flare up even more, and then, we saw Wile's long wild hair turn black and his brown fur on his body, longer and larger tail, and massive brown angel wings turn reddish brown, the brown fur on his face remained the same along with the lighter brown fur on his muzzle, eight-pack abs, and massive pecs.

Bugs Bunny: Oh no.

Sebastian Mendez: (Woke up) What the?! (Realizes something) Okay, which one of you toons gave Wile a blood transfusion with blood from Goku?!

Plucky Duck tried to shift the blame as he shifted his eyes left and right nervously.

Plucky Duck: IT WAS THE RABBITS! THE RABBITS!

Sebastian Mendez: Nice try, Feather Face. But, if I remember, you were the one who had gotten a bag of blood belonging to Goku and you gave it to Wile E Coyote who was in the hospital after yet another attempt to snag the Roadrunner went awry and he wound up getting attacked by me. Remind me to drop an anvil right on top of your head when this is over.

Wile E Coyote: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Eternal Comedic Legendary Looney Tunes Fire Desert Earth Coyote Angel and Divine Cosmic Eternal Comedic Legendary Looney Tunes Fire Desert Earth Coyote Angel Will) (Deeper Voice) You can attack him later, Sebastian. Right now, I might need some help from you.

Sebastian fired chains of darkness which restrained Universe 666 Broly.

Wile E Coyote: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Eternal Comedic Legendary Looney Tunes Fire Desert Earth Coyote Angel and Divine Cosmic Eternal Comedic Legendary Looney Tunes Fire Desert Earth Coyote Angel Will) (Deeper Voice) STARDUST DIVINER!

Wile E Coyote fired a rainbow energy ball which hit Universe 666 Broly and knocked him out, and then, he was bound with more chains of light by Lincoln.

Buster Bunny: Here goes. PURIFICATION STYLE NINJA ART: POISONOUS DARKNESS PURIFICATION!

Buster Bunny fired a beam of purifying white light which hit Universe 666 Broly and removed every trace of the poisonous darkness that infected him, and he was restored. We all cheered wildly as Wile E Coyote holstered his massive greatsword on his back and powered down, and Wile E Coyote's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, longer tail, large gold halo, and massive angel wings are permanent.

Nico: Okay, now...that...was...AWESOME!

Me: It sure was, that was really incredible.

Wile E Coyote: And I do owe an explanation though, and Plucky was right: five years ago, I wound up in the hospital after another attempt to try and catch the Roadrunner ended badly and I wound up getting attacked by Sebastian, and Plucky was the one who gave me the bag of blood belonging to Goku and did the transfusion on me, and not knowing the effects, it changed me forever and it also gave me that new color scheme you see before you.

Lincoln: Did everyone at Acme Loo know about it?

Valencia Nightingale: They did, and some of the girls in Acme Loo went crazy hearing Wile's deeper new voice and seeing him now as a muscular hunk.

Me: Now, that we didn't even see coming, but still, that's really incredible.

Buster Bunny: (Laughs) And we were still cracking up when Professor Wile trashed Sebastian and he sent him flying with one awesome punch, it was worth it.

Nico: We got to see the video for it next time. Say, Lincoln, who are we meeting on your rescue tomorrow?

Lincoln: I've got just the person who we're going to meet: Valencia Vigrid, Keyblade Knight of Vigrid.

Nicole: (GASPS) The Keyblade Knight of Vigrid, the home of The Umbra Witches?! Whoa!

Selene Emperyous: And I knew you'd pick her, and you guys are going to love meeting her: Valencia Vigrid is Lincoln's Guardian Angel from from Michigan, she's an extremely powerful Umbra Witch and a powerful force of epic power. She was born and raised in Vigrid, and she has intense darkness and demonic powers. She's a true master of darkness, The Dark Arts, dark magic, black magic, and Satanic Magic, and she has all the powers of The Umbra Witches and has control over The Infernal Demons. She is The Keyblade Knight of Vigrid and she's been a witness to the horrible events of The Witch Hunts and what happened in Vigrid over 500 years ago and a powerful Guardian of Time. She came to Royal Woods long ago, and she really trained Lincoln a lot about how to use the Keyblade and he'd quickly absorbed all that knowledge, and he became an expert in wielding the Keyblade and she'd trained him on how to use the magic spells associated with the Keyblade, and she's also one of the Keyblade Knights formed by Carolina Keyblada, and like her fellow Keyblade Knights, she harbors a deep grudge against Xehanort for all of the pain and suffering that he caused in his quest to forge the X-Blade and use it to destroy the entire universe and remake it in his image, and she swore if he ever returns again, she would slay him right where he stands and see to it that all those who follow him shall follow him to The Black Gates, and she also trained Lincoln a lot when it came to using the powers of darkness and The Dark Arts.

Bayonetta: (British Accent) It should be nice seeing her once again.

Jeanne: You said it, our dear little Keyblade Knight of Vigrid has been missing for a long time now, but it'll be good to see her once more.

Me: If anyone tries to hurt her, she'll be dealing with Lincoln, or worse, she'll sic her Infernal Demons on them


Later it was time for another awesome Super Mario Galaxy 2 adventure.

Nico: Time to go Tall Trunk Galaxy!

Me: Awesome!

Aang: Me and Aerrow will go next.

Nico: All right then.

They went in and the Simulator activated and they were at TALL TRUNK GALAXY!

Nico: Here we are! Looks like we're going to go down that pipe to get the star.

Aerrow: Any tips, Nicole?

Nicole: (On the radio) Just one. Don't hit any of the objects or enemies in that pipe.

Nico: Okay.

?: I'll help too.

A girl came and she had red hair, red eyes, blue clothes, red angel wings and a tiara with the symbol of the Zenkaigers on it and the same symbol on her skirt and she had a Zenkai Cannon on her hip.

Zina Zenkai: Zina Zenkai, Embodiment of the Zenkaigers is here.

Nico: Awesome to meet you Zina.

Zina Zenkai: Same here. I'll tell you more about myself later.

Nico: All right lets go!

They ran down the pipe.

SUPER MARIO IDIOT MUSIC PLAYS!

Aerrow: WEEEEE!

Aang: I see Goombas!

Zina Zenkai: Lets get them!

She fired lasers for each of the ranger helmets from over the course of 45 years and blasted the Goombas left and right.

Aang and Aerrow fired wind blasts and blew them away.

Nico: (gets out Roxy Rocket and Kite Man's Ridewatches) Time to send these guys flying!

He activated them and blew many Goombas all over away.

They got to the end and saw the star!

Nico: There it is!

They got it!

YOU GOT A STAR!

Aang: Oh yeah!

Nico: All right!

They high five.

Aerrow: Tell us more about yourself.

Zina Zenkai: I'm a comic book store owner and I specialize in Power Rangers memorabilia.

Nico: That is cool!

Zina Zenkai: It sure is.

Nico: Would you like to join the team?

Zina Zenkai: I would be honored.

They left the simulator and we cheered for them.


At the mascots school it was show and tell.

Poromon: For show and tell, we would like to show you this video.

They showed a ROBOT CHICKEN SKETCH!

[Two children are eating Stix cereal (an obvious parody of Trix cereal) when the Stix Rabbit slides in]

Stix Rabbit: Ooh, Stix cereal! I gotta have some!

Boy & Girl: Stupid bunny, Stix are intended for children!

Stix Rabbit: Just give me a little! [Reaches for the Girl's bowl]

Girl: (Gasps) He touched me inappropriately!

[Stix gets sent to prison, where his cellmate is the Cookie Criminal.]

Cookie Criminal: Couldn't lay off the sugar...right?

Stix Rabbit: (crying) But I can't help myself. My mother ate sugar when she was pregnant with me! (Bawls)

Cookie Criminal: You wanna control the sugar? Stop using and start selling. Here, hook this guy up when you're out.

[A prison guard shows up to open the cell door]

Prison guard: Rabbit, you're out.

Stix Rabbit: Really? But its only been an hour!

Prison guard: You in Alabama foo'! An hour's all you get for touchin' a child.

(Cut to the Stix Rabbit and a travel guide wandering through a jungle, coming upon Toucan Sam and a group of worshippers)

Toucan Sam: Selling's a dangerous business, rabbit! Killed the Fruit Brute, Yummy Mummy, even the Cinnamonkey!

Stix Rabbit: Well, I can handle it...where's the stuff?

Toucan Sam: Well, just follow my snout. It's never in doubt.

Jungle Guide: (whispers to Stix Rabbit) A snout that big, it should know more than Einstein. Heh-heh!

Toucan Sam: KILL THAT MOTHERF***ER!

[Toucan Sam's worshippers repeatedly shoot the guide - for quite a while - until he collapses and dies.]

Toucan Sam: (flies over to Stix Rabbit) Well, just follow my snout.

[Cut to the three Cinnamon Toast Crunch chefs, Wendell, Bob and Quello, processing bags of "sugar", with the Stix Rabbit and Toucan Sam beside them]

Stix Rabbit: Wow! Do you have any idea how rich am I going to be selling this cocaine...SUGAR! (looks at the viewers) I meant to say "SUGAR"! Sugar! Okay! (long pause) 'Kay!

[Montage: Cut to Stix Rabbit recieving a bag of cocaine from the chefs. Cut to him swiping a child's chocolate bar and giving him a bag of "sugar" Cut to BuzzBee loading a limo with more "sugar". Cut to the Stix Rabbit laughing maniacally on the floor, surrounded by money and unconscious prostitute rabbits, holding two bags of "sugar"]

[Cut to The Stix Rabbit and Lucky the Leprechaun relaxing topless in a hot tub.]

Lucky: I tell ya, the bleeding boys were following me around, and one little brasser says, "We're after your charms." And so I says, "Forget about me blue diamonds, and worry about me blue balls, ya whore!" Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!

Stix Rabbit: Ha, ha, ha! Oh, yeah. I never have any idea what you're saying.

(One of Stix Rabbit's henchmen steps into the scene.)

Henchman: (Whispering in Stix Rabbit's ear) Bad news, boss: the Rice Boys are talking to the cops.

Stix Rabbit: (standing up with his censored pelvis out) Bastards are always talking!

(Scene cuts to the Rice Boys sitting down and talking to the police officer in a dark room.)

Crackle: Okay, okay, I'll crack!

Snap: I'll crinkle!

Pop: I'll plop!

Crackle: The Stix Rabbit made us sell the stuff!

Officer: Uh...we only brought you in 'cause someone turned in your wallet.

(Officer holds up wallet. All three Rice Boys look embarrased.)

Pop: Heh...Must-must've lost it.

[Scene cuts to two of the Stix Rabbit's henchmen, along with Tony the Tiger and Cap'n Crunch, shooting at SWAT officers staging a raid on the Stix Rabbit's mansion.]

Tony the Tiger: Use the hollow-point bullets! They're g-r-r-r-roovy!

[A SWAT officer gets shot and dies. The same happens to one of the two henchmen.]

Cap'n Crunch: Their bones will stay crunchy, even when soaked in blood! Ha-ha!

[The SWAT officers kill the remaining henchmen, then Cap'n Crunch, and then Tony the Tiger, whose body plummets to the mansion's porch. The Stix Rabbit opens the front door and attempts to surrender.]

Stix Rabbit: Don't shoot! I give up!

SWAT Officer: He's giving up! Shoot him!

[The SWAT officers fire their weapons, and the scene cuts to the Stix Rabbit in Heaven, and once he notices he has died, he begins to stammer, but becomes overjoyed when he spots a bowl of Stix cereal on a table. He dashes to the bowl of cereal]

Stix Rabbit: Finally!

[an angel enters the scene, she grabs the bowl of Stix cereal]

Angel: Stupid bunny, Stix are intended for children!

[the angel takes out a spoon and takes a bite of the cereal]

Stix Rabbit: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

[segment ends, as well as the episode]

When it was done ALL THE KIDS JAWS WERE DROPPED!

Poliwag: What did you think of that?

They were all horrified.

Manaphy: (gets out beer) Now, who wants some beer?!

The kids all SCREAMED!

Then later on Nico and me were called to the Principal's office to talk about it.

Nico: Hi there. Can you specify what the mascots did?

Principal: Well the Mascots showed a Robot Chicken Sketch to the children.

Me: Which one?

Principal: It was this one.

She showed us the Stix one.

Me: The Cereal Mascots one? That was a crazy one.

Principal: You guys are all fans of Robot Chicken?

Me: We saw many of the sketches and we used many of them in battle.

Principal: That is interesting. Can you 2 keep a secret?

Nico: What is it?

Principal: I'm a huge fan myself. I loved some of the sketches.

Me: That is awesome. We won't tell a soul.

Nico: Yeah.

Later, at home, we were scolding the mascots.

Nico: Did you guys really think you were gonna get away with it?! Thanks to you 4, those kids might never eat cereal with cereal mascots again. Not to mention there was a rabbit's penis shown! And the icing on the cake? YOU GUYS OFFERED BEER AFTERWARDS!

Poromon: We just wanted to show everyone what we like that's educational.

Poliwag: And give kids what we like.

Me: How is Robot Chicken educational and giving kids beer is poison. Root beer is not.

May: Yeah!

Poromon: It was show and tell day today!

Me: We know it was but even Show and Tell has limits.

Maria: Dexter, you're gonna have to use your memory eraser gun to do some damage control.

Dexter: Good idea.

Lisa Loud: I'll help out.

Nico: Do you 4 have anything to say for yourselves?!

Mascots: We're sorry Nico.

Nico: Okay. The Principal was gonna punish you 4 but she decided to leave the punishment to me.

Poromon: What are you gonna do?

Me: (GULP) Nico please don't be too hard on them and use Ol Spankful.

WHAP! PAINFUL SCREAM!

The mascots covered their heinies

Nico: And you're gonna give the Trinity of Violence a massage.

Poromon: That's not so bad.

Lily: It could be worse. Thank goodness you aren't popping Mr. Krabs and Squidward's Back Barnacles.

Manaphy: EW!

Nico: Mr. Krabs and Squidward have those?

Me: Don't fucking ask.

Horsea: (to Lisa and Dexter) How was damage control?

Dexter: Damage control is done.

Lisa Loud: Their memories of such a disgusting atrocity are corrected.

Nico: Good.

Lori, Lola and Lynn were getting good massages.

Lynn: Ahh that feels great.

Lori: We literally had no idea you guys were this good at massages.

Lola: Ahh this is awesome.

Me: Not bad for their first time.

Poromon: We'll be careful about where we show Robot Chicken sketches. But we're not giving up on the beer thing!

Lynn: (to Nico) Take what you can get, dude.

Nico: Okay.

Me: I bought these for this occasion.

I pulled out all kinds of massage scented oils.

Me: Like going to a spa.

I had oils for eucalyptus, lavender, flowers and more.

Me: Just as long as you don't show kids IT.

Poromon: Nah we'll save that on bad guys.

Nico: What's it?

Me: The trailer.

Nico: Oh that one.

May: Let's get to it then.

We were off to the ocean.


[The episode begins with SpongeBob taking a walk with Gary.]

SpongeBob: [sniffs the air and sighs] Ah, I tell you Gary, there is nothing better on a sunny day than a brisk walk.

Gary: Meow.

[Another snail's meow is heard.]

SpongeBob: What's the matter, pal? Walking too fast for ya?

[The snail's meow is heard again, and SpongeBob and Gary turn their heads to the direction the meow is coming from. Gary drags SpongeBob to that direction.]

SpongeBob: Huh? What is it, boy? Is someone in danger?

[Gary drags SpongeBob to a lost and very old snail, hiding behind a rock. The lost snail hides behind the rock.]

SpongeBob: Aww. Come here, little fella. I won't hurt ya.

[The snail slithers over to SpongeBob. SpongeBob pets the snail and as he pets it, the skin showing its rib cage begin to play music like a guitar. The snail purrs happily.]

SpongeBob: Aww. I'm gonna call you, Señor Poopus. Good job, Gary. Let's get him home so he can eat. He's almost all shell.

Gary: Meow.

[Bubble transition to SpongeBob's house where Señor Poopus is being fed.]

SpongeBob: Boy, Señor Poopus sure is hungry.

[Gary nuzzles with Señor Poopus and the two snails started to play.]

SpongeBob: Aww. He wants to play.

Patrick: Ha. Whatcha doing, SpongeBob?

SpongeBob: Oh, Gary found this stray snail and I'm nursing him back to health.

Patrick: Huh. Well, what about those baby snails?

[Bubble transition to SpongeBob and Patrick walking under a bridge.]

Patrick: They're over here.

[Patrick shows four lost baby snails who appear to be all alone.]

SpongeBob: Aww. So tiny and hungry. They have nobody to take care of them. I'm gonna take 'em home and feed 'em.

Patrick: Feed 'em to who?

[Bubble transition to SpongeBob reading The Big Book of Snail Care manual.]

SpongeBob: It is important to keep baby snails warm at all times.

Patrick: My mouth is warm.

[Patrick puts his hand in his mouth.]

SpongeBob: Uh, good suggestion, Patrick. But I got this.

Patrick: Oh.

[SpongeBob carries four bottles of milk to the snails and covers them with an electric blanket. SpongeBob then sets the blanket to snail temperature.]

SpongeBob: There we go.

[SpongeBob pulls up his arm, revealing a real arm underneath. He drips milk on his arm.]

SpongeBob: Uh-huh. Perfect temperature. Time to eat my little snaily poos.

[SpongeBob feeds the baby snails with the bottles of milk.]

SpongeBob: Eat up, you little cuties.

Patrick: So...[scratches his side] I guess I'll be going then.

[SpongeBob giggles as he is feeding the baby snails, but Patrick sadly leaves as he is being rejected. Bubble transition to SpongeBob continuing to take care of the snails. He hears another snail's meow.]

SpongeBob: Huh? What? Did you guys lose your bottle?

[SpongeBob looks around and sees the snails enjoying themselves. He then looks at the door and realizes that the meowing sound is coming from outside. SpongeBob walks to the door, opens it and looks around.]

SpongeBob: Huh?

[Suddenly, another snail slides over SpongeBob and slithers to the baby snails.]

SpongeBob: Oh! You must be the snail mom.

[The snail mom purrs happily with her babies. Patrick comes in with Frankie Billy holding a snail.]

Patrick: Hey, SpongeBob! This guy found this snail in his garden and he didn't know what to do. So, I told him how you take care of snails.

Frankie Billy: Thanks, pal. You're a lifesaver.

[Frankie give SpongeBob the snail and leaves.]

Patrick: That's a pretty good thing I thought of. Huh? Well...

SpongeBob: I'll call you...

[The snail pops out his head revealing a human's head with eyes sticking out.]

SpongeBob: Donnie.

[SpongeBob nuzzles with the new snail, but Patrick feels rejected again and sadly leaves. Bubble transition to SpongeBob continuing to take care of the snails until he hears the doorbell ring.]

SpongeBob: Oh. Uh, excuse me. Pardon me. Uh, just a minute!

[SpongeBob opens the door and finds more snails in a box. He then sees a waving Patrick riding in a car with Nat Peterson.]

Nat Peterson: Thanks, Snailguy!

[Nat drives away with Patrick laughing in the back. SpongeBob brings the box inside and closes the door. Bubble transition to SpongeBob bringing dozens of snail food and snail litter to his house in a wagon.]

SpongeBob: Three bags of snail chow. Four bags of snail litter.

[As SpongeBob arrives to his house, a huge line of people were waiting with their snails.]

Sadie: Thanks, Snailguy!

SpongeBob: Uh, you're welcome?

[More people gives SpongeBob their snails, though SpongeBob looks a bit overwhelmed by having so much snails. When SpongeBob enters the house, dozens of snails crowd the living room when SpongeBob carries bowls of food.]

SpongeBob: Ok, would you guys just relax? You're all gonna get fed. Donnie, keep out of Walter's dish. Obulax, what are you doing? Sharel, Henry, no fighting.

[SpongeBob notices his clothes are covered in snail slime while a snail slithers on his head.]

SpongeBob: Geez, my pants are getting ruined and my head is sticky. I gotta do something about that.

[SpongeBob goes up to his bathroom, removes the snail from his head and takes off his pants. He then takes the shower curtain and puts it on like he's wearing a dress. Then he takes a bathmat and makes it into a hairpiece. Bubble transition to the Krusty Krab where there is a line of hungry customers who are complaining about not getting their food.]

Mr. Krabs: Squidward, why aren't you taking orders from these good people?

Squidward: I would, but what's the point? There's no one to make the food.

Mr. Krabs: [stutters] What?! Where's SpongeBob?

Squidward: Let me think. No idea.

Mr. Krabs: Then you'll have to do SpongeBob's job too!

Squidward: I can't do that!

Mr. Krabs: Of course you can. Any idiot can do it. Now, get to work! I'm gonna go find SpongeBob!

[Mr. Krabs leaves the Krusty Krab to find SpongeBob. The customers continue to complain.]

Squidward: Alright, alright! Calm down, everybody! I'm here to take your order!

[The scene changes to Mr. Krabs knocking on SpongeBob's door. SpongeBob, who now appears with an eerie looking face, answers.]

SpongeBob: Yes?

[Mr. Krabs becomes smitten when he thinks SpongeBob is a woman.]

Mr. Krabs: Ooh, excuse me, me lovely. Maybe I've got the wrong house here. But I can't say I'm disappointed. I was thinkin' of me old matey SpongeBob...

SpongeBob: Oh, hey, Mr. Krabs.

[Mr. Krabs is stunned.]

Mr. Krabs: [stutters] SpongeBob? That's you, boy? Why aren't you at work? And why are you all dressed up like a eye poppin' south sea hula gal?

SpongeBob: Oh, I'm sorry, Mr. Krabs. But I'm so busy taking care of these snails. I'll try to come in tomorrow.

Mr. Krabs: You try?! Listen up, me boy-oh! You'll do more than try! You'll...!

[A noise is heard inside of SpongeBob's house.]

SpongeBob: Down, Vince! You leave Electric Ronnie alone! Mr. Buster, get off that shelf! Nothing today, thank you! Bye, Mr. Krabs!

[SpongeBob shuts the door and Mr. Krabs is completely speechless about what SpongeBob's been going through. Bubble transition to nighttime as Squidward is coming home from work.]

Squidward: [sniff] I can't believe that I had to do my job's and SpongeBob's. [sneezes twice as he enters his house]

French Narrator: [reading timecard] The next morning...

[Squidward exits his house and his face is completely swollen. He steps on some of the snail slime.]

Squidward: What the? [notices the slime and sneeze] Oh, it's not a cold, it's my allergies.

[A snail slithers by and Squidward sees SpongeBob feeding numerous snails. Squidward angrily walks up to SpongeBob.]

Squidward: Hey, lady!

[SpongeBob appears more eerie than before.]

SpongeBob: Huh?

Squidward: [freaks out] SpongeBob, is that you?

SpongeBob: I don't know. [gives a bowl of food to a snail]

Squidward: What happened to you? And where did all these snails come from?!

SpongeBob: Don't worry. I'm taking very good care of all my snails. [gives a bowl of food to another snail]

Squidward: I'm not worried about them, I'm worried about me! I'm allergic to snails!

SpongeBob: Even Gary? [gives a bowl of food to another snail but ended up hitting Squidward's stomach.]

Squidward: One snail I can handle. Maybe even two or three. But this? Geesh, no way! Just how many snails do you have?

SpongeBob: I don't know. Let's count them shall we. One, two, three, Mary, Donnie, Carmela, Señor Poopus, Jack, 24, Paul, Brenda, Sharel, Steve, One that keeps barfing on the floor, 48, [as SpongeBob mutters more names, Squidward gets angry.] Obulax, Vince, Mavis, Mavis Jr. Electric Ronnie, Dianne, Pam, 97, Walter, Sarah, Bugaloo Shrimp, [Squidward gets angrier] 141, Viva, Tom, Thea, Ava, that's 164, Old Ironsides, [Squidward gets a lot more angrier], Rhonda, Papa Pup, He Who Shall Not Be Named, 233, Sean, Andy, Mr. Buster, Mrs. Buster, I'll say 258!

Squidward: [grumbles a lot more angrier] Enough! You have to get rid of those snails and get back to work!

SpongeBob: Work? But I've found my life's work. Taking care of wayward snails. [a snail crawls over his body.]

Squidward: [furious] That's it! I'm calling the Bikini Bottom officials so they can deal with it!

[Squidward stomps away, angrily. Bubble transition to later at the Krusty Krab, where Squidward, with his head more swollen and larger, is on the telephone.]

Squidward: He said like two hundred and fifty-eight! Well, do something about it! That's why I pay taxes! [hangs up the phone.] Oh, my allergies are killing me.

Harold: Uh, hello? Hey, man. I'm super hungry. Where's my food, dude?

Squidward: Oh, chill your gills! I'll get your food, dude!

[Squidward reaches over the window and gives Harold his food, but sneezes in it. The food is covered with saliva, which makes Harold grossed out.]

Harold: Uh, I'm not so super hungry all of a sudden. And also, I'm super not paying!

[Harold drops the tray and walks away.]

Mr. Krabs: Squidward, have you lost your ever lovin' mind? You cannot be sneezin' all over me Krabby Patties! The customers don't like it. Except for that guy.

[Sheldon is seen eating the saliva covered Krabby Patties and giggles.]

Squidward: That's it. I'm done.

Mr. Krabs: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! You can't abandon ship! I have to work all by myself!

Squidward: [sarcastically] Don't worry, it's not a problem! Any "idiot" can do it, right?

[Squidward leaves]

Mr. Krabs: Right.

[Bubble transition to Patrick walking to SpongeBob's house with some glue, paper towel rolls, and a snail shell.]

Patrick: Well, if it's snail friends he wants, it's a snail friend he's gonna get.

[Patrick puts paper towel rolls on his eyes to look like snail's eyestalks. Then he glues the snail shell on his back and hides his arms and legs in the shell.]

Patrick: Meow.

We arrived at SpongeBob's home.

Nico: Hey, Gary.

Gary meowed.

We then looked and saw SPONGEBOB'S HOME CRAWLING WITH SNAILS!

They were all meowing!

Me: WHOA! SpongeBob's home is CRAWLING with snails!

Lily: Wow!

We went in and saw them all over the place. There were HUNDREDS OF SNAILS!

Me: Wow! So many of them!

Fluttershy: Oh look at all of them. They are so adorable.

Nico: This a little too much, don't you think?

SpongeBob: No it isn't!

Then the door opened and we saw Patrick like a snail?

SpongeBob: Oh, another little stray friend. What is your name little fellow?

Patrick: It's Patrick! Um, Meow!

SpongeBob: I think I'll call you Patrick.

[SpongeBob brings Patrick inside his house, but much to Patrick's horror, the house is completely covered with snails, who are spreading slime all over the place. Patrick tries to flee.]

Me: He lost his marbles with crazy cat fever.

Nico: What?

Me: Something I made up.

SpongeBob: No, no, you dirty boy. You need a bath.

Patrick: Meow, no! No, meow!

[SpongeBob pulls Patrick back in. Bubble transition to the Pet Control Police knocking on SpongeBob's door.]

SpongeBob: Uh, hello, police.

Pet Control Police: Excuse me, ma'am. But we've had some complaints...

SpongeBob: [laughs] No, thank you, please. [Patrick attempts to leave the house but SpongeBob grabs him.] Oh no, Patrick. No outsidies for you. [SpongeBob drags him back in.]

Patrick: Meow, help! Meow, help! [SpongeBob closes the door]

[The scene changes to Squidward on the telephone with his body incredibly swollen.]

Squidward: He said, "No, thank you, please?" What does that even mean? I demand that you do something about those snails, now!

[As he talks, his head gets bigger and the receiver gets absorbed by it as well as getting his hand stuck. When Squidward tried to hang up the phone, he struggles to free his hand from his head. He then walks over to his window as his telephone flies off the table and lands in his head. Then sees the freakishly eerie SpongeBob building a fence around his house.]

Squidward: Oh, this has got to stop!

[The telephone rings. Squidward struggles to answer while his hand is still stuck in his swollen head but falls on the floor. The scene changes to SpongeBob locking the fence.]

SpongeBob: Oh, the bad men want to take you away from me. But I won't let them.

Me: He lost his mind.

Nico: Squidward, you can talk privately to us.

Squidward: Okay.

He went over.

[Just then, sirens were heard and two vehicles are arriving. SpongeBob panics, hides Señor Poopus under his dress, and attempts to run but trips over a snail and gets sand in his face and mouth. His face resembles Quasimodo.]

SpongeBob: [gets up and talks with his mouth full of sand] Sanctuary! Sanctuary! [the snails meow in exclaim] Everybody in! Everybody in!

Me: Just like what Quasimodo did. Wow.

[All of the snails rush inside SpongeBob's house, but it was so full that some of the snails flew out from the roof. But SpongeBob manages to get inside his house. One of the vehicles had a truck that is named Bob Barnacle Snail Center on it and the driver of the truck, Bob Barnacle, steps out of it.]

Pet Control Police: SpongeBob is behind that fence and he has locked the gate.

Squidward: [bloated, walks up agitated] Oh, quit messin' around and just break down the gate!

Bob Barnacle: [calmly] Wait. Maybe there's another way. Get me a bullhorn. I wanna talk to her.

Pet Control Police: Him.

Bob Barnacle: Oh, right. Him. [The Pet Control Police gives Bob a bullhorn and begins talking through it.] SpongeBob, I need you to listen to me!

Me: Hey his voice sounds like Bob Barker.

Nico: Oh wow!

[The snails on the roof form a chain and shows the freakishly eerie SpongeBob.]

SpongeBob: Hello.

Bob Barnacle: [via bullhorn] SpongeBob, my name is Bob Barnacle. I run the Bob Barnacle Snail Rescue Center. These snails all got loose through a hole in the fence of my snail center. I'm here to help the snails. [puts bullhorn aside] I'm here to help you.

SpongeBob: Hello.

Bob Barnacle: [via bullhorn] I know that you mean well, but there's only so much one sponge can do. You must be very tired from all your hard work.

Me: I think that is an understatement.

Nico: Big time. Look at him.

[SpongeBob begins to understand what Bob is talking about and regains his senses.]

Bob Barnacle: [via bullhorn] My center has all the space and staff that a snail needs. They'll be well taken care of.

[The snails gently put SpongeBob down on the ground. SpongeBob walks to the gate.]

Bob Barnacle: I promise. The snails will be happy.

Laney: Yeah they will be happy.

Nico: This is for the best, Spongebob.

[SpongeBob unlocks the gate and gives Señor Poopus to Bob.]

Bob Barnacle: Esmerelda!

SpongeBob: Esmerelda?

Bob Barnacle: Yes, that's her name! What did you call her?

SpongeBob: [embarrassed] Señor Poopus. [laughs]

We laughed!

[Bubble transition to all the snails being placed in Bob's truck.]

SpongeBob: So long! I'm gonna miss you guys. Especially you, Señor Poopus. [chuckles] I mean Señorita Esmerelda.

[Bob puts the last two snails inside his truck.]

Bob Barnacle: You did the right thing. You can visit the snail center anytime.

SpongeBob: Thanks, Bob. We will. But I'm going back to being a one snail guy. That's the way I like it.

Gary: Meow.

Me: That is for sure.

Bob Barnacle: Don't forget to get your pet spayed or neutered.

Me: We'll remember that.

Qin: Never forget that.

Nico: I hope you learned something, Spongebob.

SpongeBob: Oh I did. One snail is plenty for me.

Me: Good.

SpongeBob: And that's Gary.

Qin: You did good looking out for them though SpongeBob.

Nico: You sure did.

Gary: Meow!

Me: You said it Gary.

Qin: Yep.

We went back home and rested.

THE END

THANK YOU BOB BARKER


Another awesome fanfic done.

Sanctuary was a great episode from SpongeBob and Bob Barker guest starred in that one as Bob Barnacle. I made this chapter in honor of him. The episode aired on October 16th, 2015 and it was awesome.

RIP Bob Barker - December 23rd, 1923 to August 26th, 2023.

NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, kolbdog323, XP4Universe, Darkhai, vinjedi1995, Drako1234658, Nflemingful, Hynageneral, BumbleSparkle, EtstheClarenceandTLHfan and ninjakingofhearts gave me the ideas for this and so did the guest reviewer. Thanks guys.

For the next rescue Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Donbrothers, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Princess Anita, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Kamen Rider (1971), Hibiki Riders, Agito Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Faiz Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Dragon Knight Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Wallflower Blush, Alice Kingsleigh, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Sakura Knudson, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman and his counterparts, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Venus, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily as well as Metal Sonic, Francisco, Universe 666 Mizuki, Zurg, Yost Trapster and Leila Draco as well as Vinyl Scratch's team with Rui, Sirenmon, Ariel's Sisters, Athena and Melody and it's Sheila's baby shower and we're going to have fun. Also we're going to battle Marion Hawthorne who is back from the dead to get revenge on us for leaving her in prison to die not that she had it coming. And Emeth the Golem is going to transform against her. Also we're going to battle Trifire, Quakemon, Fireor, Whirlin, Chillyfish, Hate Master, Francisco and Metal Sonic. Also we're going to meet a Cloud Man gene-slammer named Tara Nimbostratus Cloud. She is a cloud enthusiast.

The next one to face another of the resurrected mind-controlled Universe 666 Z-Fighters' foes is Calamity Coyote.

For Lincoln's rescue tomorrow, we're heading to Japan, and we got bad news: an old enemy of Lincoln's named David Monroe has broken out of prison, and this is one guy we're not going to like, he's a born criminal and thug who terrorized Royal Woods for six years and he physically harmed a ton of people and it also included Lincoln's sisters, and it got Lincoln so pissed off, he basically trashed David Monroe and he kicked him so hard in the crotch, he destroyed his whole reproductive system and he sent that thug to prison for the rest of his life. Now, six years later, he's broken out and he wants revenge on Lincoln, fat chance of that happening. And we're going to meet Valencia Vigrid, Keyblade Knight of Vigrid, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from from Michigan, she's an extremely powerful Umbra Witch and a powerful force of epic power. She was born and raised in Vigrid, and she has intense darkness and demonic powers. She's a true master of darkness, The Dark Arts, dark magic, black magic, and Satanic Magic, and she has all the powers of The Umbra Witches and has control over The Infernal Demons. She is The Keyblade Knight of Vigrid from the world of Bayonetta and she's been a witness to the horrible events of The Witch Hunts and what happened in Vigrid over 500 years ago along with being a powerful Guardian of Time. She came to Royal Woods long ago, and she really trained Lincoln a lot about how to use the Keyblade and he'd quickly absorbed all that knowledge, and he became an expert in wielding the Keyblade and she'd trained him on how to use the magic spells associated with the Keyblade, and she's also one of the Keyblade Knights formed by Carolina Keyblada, and like her fellow Keyblade Knights, she harbors a deep grudge against Xehanort for all of the pain and suffering that he caused in his quest to forge the X-Blade and use it to destroy the entire universe and remake it in his image, and she swore if he ever returns again, she would slay him right where he stands and see to it that all those who follow him shall follow him to The Black Gates, and she also trained Lincoln a lot when it came to using the powers of darkness and The Dark Arts.

The next chapter is for The Real Thomas from Regular Show.

See you next time.