This chapter is based on the episode of Regular Show called The Real Thomas
At Gotham Royal York Park was Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Donbrothers, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Princess Anita, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Kamen Rider (1971), Hibiki Riders, Agito Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Faiz Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Dragon Knight Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Wallflower Blush, Alice Kingsleigh, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Sakura Knudson, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman and his counterparts, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Venus, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily as well as Metal Sonic, Francisco, Universe 666 Mizuki, Zurg, Yost Trapster and Leila Draco as well as Vinyl Scratch's team with Rui, Sirenmon, Ariel's Sisters, Athena and Melody and it was Sheila's Baby Shower and it was awesome. We found out from the Doctor that Sheila was expecting Triplet Girls and she was really looking forward to being a mother. All of us were with her and so was all of her fellow Police Officers. Pickle and Barley Barrel were with her looking out for her in the Hover Wheel Chair. I was dressed in my special occasion clothes and Sakura had her awesome dress on.
Me: Boy this is gonna be an awesome baby shower.
Irma Lair: It sure is. Daddy it's awesome you and the entire police force would come and join us.
Tom Lair: We wouldn't miss this for the world honey.
Sheila: I'm really excited for this guys.
Me: We all are Sheila and we are so happy for you and Eric.
Eric Loud: (Tired) I know.
Me: You look really tired Eric.
Eric Loud: (YAWNS) I know. I've been getting everything ready for our children and I have been running around all over getting supplies.
Me: Oh man. But we'll gladly help you out.
Xenia: Yeah.
Vinyl Scratch: This is gonna be so awesome.
Lola: It sure is Vinyl.
Nico: Vinyl, I want to think you, Metal Sonic, and your teams for coming.
Vinyl Scratch: It's no problem Nico. This will be fun.
Rui: I'm really excited for this.
Me: We all are Rui.
We got to cooking for the barbecue. Some of us were cooking everything. We had meat and fruit and vegetable trees ready. For the humans we had lots and lots of sandwiches, sushi, meat, steaks, chickens, ham, burgers, sloppy joes, pulled pork sandwiches, sausages, little smokey sausages, drumsticks, beans, coleslaw, salads and more for everyone and we even had banana pudding and cake for dessert. We also had cookies and cream cake and even mint chip cake and ice cream. There was a lot of good food and more. And for the ponies we had fruit, vegetables and hayburgers and more.
Unicorn: Boy this is an awesome party.
Sheila: It sure is.
Nico: Rui, what do you like to do in your free time?
Rui: Well I haven't given it much thought since the time I…
She looked down in sadness.
Me: You're still upset because you were forced to throw Hiei over the edge of the island?
Rui: Yeah. I had no choice. My peoples rules are very strict and we have to obey them no matter what.
Hiei: It's not your fault Rui. I understand why you did what you had to do.
Yukina: Yeah it's not your fault.
Nico: Yeah. It's not your fault.
Hina: And I've forgiven Rui long ago.
Rui: I'm glad you did.
Me: Yeah. No offense Rui but I've never quite fully understood the customs of the Ice Apparitions but what they did to Hiei is bad. Thank goodness he lived but it was awful what happened back then.
Camie: That is awful. I'm sorry that happened.
Rui: That day still haunts me to this day.
Me: I can tell it does.
Camie: What did they do?
Me: Well Hiei and Yukina were both born on an island in the sky that avoids all contact with the Demon World. They live in total isolation as an Amazon World. They have very strict rules. Every 100 years or so they have a daughter that is born. But there have been times where boys were born. The mother met a terrible fate because of it. I don't know what goes on but it's not pretty and I'm sure we heard about an example of it.
Nico: Yeah. But lets not dive into that at the moment.
Me: Yeah.
SpongeBob: Guys I'm sorry about having you all see me act like a crazy cat lady with all those snails.
Nico: The term is crazy snail sponge.
Me: (LAUGHS) Hey that is very accurately well put.
SpongeBob: (LAUGHS) Crazy Snail Sponge. That's funny but true.
Lola: I'm amazed you took in all those snails SpongeBob.
Me: Yeah your heart was in the right place and you wanted to help all those snails.
Nico: Yeah.
SpongeBob: Thanks guys. At least I didn't end up crazy like the Crazy Cat Lady in the M.O.E. No offense Unicorn.
Unicorn: None taken SpongeBob but yeah that would not be good.
Nico: And not like that other old lady with snails.
Lily: Oh yeah that was Grandma. I don't know what happened to her snails but I think she eats them. YUCK!
Me: YUCK! That is gross! No offense Marinette.
Marinette: None taken. I may be from France but I never heard of a fish that eats snails.
Me: Yeah.
Nico: Actually some fish do eat snails.
Me: Oh right.
Lola: Yeah.
Me: But that was cool that Bob Barnacle sounds like Bob Barker and I love him. OH! Speaking of which guys did you hear the news? Bob Barker passed away last week.
Nico: Oh no!
Eli: I heard about that! He was how old?
Me: 99.
Nico: Wow! Lets have a moment of silence for him.
We put our hands on our chests and took our hats off for him and had a moment of silence for the legendary and awesome Bob Barker. He will never be forgotten. May he rest in peace.
We got done 30 seconds later.
Nico: Think that was hard? Wait until you hear what happened in show and tell.
Me: The Mascots did something crazy.
Camie: What did they do?
Me: Showed a Robot Chicken Sketch to their classmates.
Camie: Which one?
Me: The Cereal Mascots one.
I pulled out my tablet and showed everyone.
Eli: Oh man! That one!
Qin: I hated that one!
Me: That was a crazy one. Everyone was shocked.
Tom Lair: I can tell there.
Me: As punishment for that we had the Mascots give the Trinity of Violence massages.
Lynn: And the mascots really give awesome massages. Not bad for little guys.
Lori: They literally give amazing massages.
Poromon: Even though it was a punishment it was not bad for our first time.
Nico: (LAUGHS) Yeah you guys really do give good massages.
Me: (To Nico) At least they didn't show The Trailer to the kids.
Nico: Oh yeah.
Me: But Sheila we're REALLY happy for you.
Nico: (to the other Underground Girls) Each of you should say something to honor Sheila
Sydney: We were just about to. Sheila you are gonna be an awesome mother and we will gladly help you out.
Nanette: Yeah you will be a perfect parent and you and Eric will be great parents. And I'm sure your children will be awesome.
Georgina: We're going to be so excited for you.
Maxxine: Yeah you are going to be great.
Rice: We just know that you and Eric are going to be happy parents.
Kendra: I agree there.
Irena Malloy: Same here. We're so happy for you.
Sheila: Aww thanks girls. That means a lot to me.
Nico: What about you, Qin?
Qin: I just know that Sheila is going to be a great mother. She and Eric more than earned this after everything that happened.
Lupin III: I agree there. And I'll be a great uncle too.
Lola: You sure will Lupin.
Qin: Yeah.
Sheila: Thanks guys.
Nico: What about you, Qin?
Qin: I just know that Sheila is going to be a great mother. She and Eric more than earned this after everything that happened.
Lupin III: I agree there. And I'll be a great uncle too.
Lola: You sure will Lupin.
Qin: Yeah.
Sheila: Thanks guys.
Camie: And Sheila is having Triplets. That is so cool.
Varie: It sure is.
Me: Yep that's what the doctor told her.
Eric Loud: I literally fainted when I heard the news.
Apu: (India Accent) At least you didn't go into a shock like when I found out I got octuplets. (Season 11 Episode 7)
Me: That would be a shock huh.
Raj: (India Accent) It sure would.
We laughed!
Qin: (LAUGHS) That would be crazy.
Pickle Barrel: Yeah.
Nico: Can the 8 of you say a different thing you like about Sheila?
Sydney: She's caring.
Nanette: Compassionate.
Georgina: A great hero and a true inspiration to many children.
Rice: A true force of justice.
Maxxine: And a great friend to many.
Kendra: An awesome upholder of the law.
Irena Malloy: Loves all kids great and small.
Qin: And an awesome lover of donuts.
Sheila: (LAUGHS) That last one is true. I love donuts. Also those are all true.
Donatello: I'm just sorry it took me a long time to cure you and the others. It's just that me and my brothers were caught up in Ch'Rell, the Utroms, the Triceratons, Leo's PTSD, the Tengu Shredder, going to the future, and the Cyber Shredder.
Sheila: I know Donny. But you all came through.
Qin: That was a bunch of crazy adventures.
Me: But those were all really dangerous bad guys. But we were never told about what happened with Leo going through all that.
Leonardo: Yeah, I really don't like talking about it.
Me: Oh boy it must have something to do with the Shredder. You can tell us when you feel like it.
Leonardo: Thanks guys.
Nico: Do you need anything at all?
Sheila: Nah I think I'm okay.
Sheila was eating a Trout, Sardine, Fried Lobster and ice cream banana split covered in Brussels Sprouts, Broccoli and bok choi! YUCK!
Me: That is one way to get a lot of fish in you.
Nico: Yep.
Lincoln: Okay, guys, we've got ourselves a huge emergency: we got word that Marion Hawthorne has come back from the dead, and she wants revenge on us.
We gasped.
Abigail Hawthorne: Marion's back from the dead?!
Me: What?! How the heck did that brat come back?!
Suddenly, Lincoln's large golden halo with four large orbiting gold rings behind his head glowed and the four large orbiting gold rings fired four beams of light that formed into a viewing window, and we saw what happened: waves of poisonous darkness spewed out over Marion's unmarked grave and it formed a portal that allowed Marion Hawthorne to come back from Hell to Gotham Royal York. The viewing window closed as the halo stopped glowing.
Nico: Waves of poisonous darkness?! Oh no, Universe 666 Sebastian has struck again!
Lincoln: He sure has, and since we got a blackhearted pissed off brat coming after us, we're gonna need all hands on deck for this one.
Eric Loud: If that little brat hurts one hair on my wife, I'm gonna make her pay!
Me: We all will!
Lincoln: We'll make sure of it, Eric. (Sensed for Marion Hawthorne) AHA! Gotcha, you little brat. I've just spotted Marion Hawthorne, she's 20 yards away and she's closing fast on us.
Nico: Figures that little brat's completely pissed off.
Lincoln: Same here. (Sensed Flip's musclebound thugs) Uh oh, hold up, I sensed a massive army of Flip's musclebound thugs also heading right for us.
Nico: (GROWLS) That mutant just doesn't even know when to quit!
Eli: (GROWLS) I'm this close to killing him before December!
Suddenly, we saw a massive army of Flip's musclebound thugs arrive, and they came barreling towards us in a fit of rage.
Lincoln: I knew there was no mistaking the stench of B.O. in the air!
Lincoln fired vacuum tubes from his chest which latched onto the chests of Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs, and then, the vacuum tubes literally began sucking Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs dry of all their massive muscle mass, virility, blood, and physical strength, and all of it was being pumped into Lincoln and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed and he also grew even stronger. When Lincoln was done, the vacuum tubes detached themselves from the chests of the thugs and went back into Lincoln, and the thugs were now dead from blood loss and thin as a rake and he fired a blast of red energy and destroyed them leaving them as ashes. Then, we set our sights on Marion Hawthorne.
Abigail Hawthorne: Keep your eyes peeled, she's here somewhere.
Me: Well we're going to hit her with music and awesome party power.
Pinkie Pie: Oh boy!
Me: YEAH! Rainbooms, lets Shine Like Rainbows!
Me and the Rainbooms went pony power!
Nico: YEAH!
?: YOU PEASANTS WILL PAY FOR GETTING ME DISOWNED AND SENDING ME TO SIBERIA!
Me and Nico: Yeah, fuck you too, you little brat!
We then saw our target, Marion Hawthorne, and boy was she absolutely pissed off. She took out a knife and was about to stab Sheila with it, but Lincoln formed a massive and indestructible diamond barrier that protected all of us, and when Marion stabbed the barrier, the knife broke. That sent her into a tirade of rage as she then tried to smash the barrier with her fists, but it didn't work and it made her fists bloody, and she tried to destroy it with weapons, but that didn't work: MARION WAS NOW OUT OF HER MIND!
Me: That little bitch is now out of her mind!
Nico: Oh boy.
Lincoln: She's heading right for The Xaikora Prison for Queen Bee Mean Girls where she will stay there until the day she dies.
Lincoln fired a diamond ball that hit Marion Hawthorne in her mouth and it knocked out some of her teeth and sent her flying into a tree and Lincoln deactivated the barrier and we stood ready.
Abigail Hawthorne: You've got some damn nerve coming back here, Marion. I'd also made sure to tell Dad about this as well, and he's already given us the OK to send you to The Xaikora Prison where you will stay there forever.
Marion Hawthorne: I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU ALL! YOU STOLE EVERYTHING FROM ME, ALL OF YOU! I'M GONNA KILL YOU ALL WHEN I BECOME QUEEN OF THIS PATHETIC CITY AND MAKE EVERYONE BOW BEFORE ME!
OUR AURAS FLARED UP WITH INCREDIBLE FORCE!
Me and Nico: YOU'RE FUCKING INSANE, YOU BITCH!
Emeth: As if anyone would ever bow before the likes of you.
Me: Yeah! You would rather see people suffer! You don't care about anyone! You took Harriet's notebook, you made her into an outcast, you turned all her friends against her, humiliated her, almost sent her to the looney bin, and even worse, you got her to hurt her fellow classmates to get revenge! You are a heartless, blackhearted monster!
Harriet Welsh: I HATE YOU MARION! I HATE YOU MORE THAN LIFE ITSELF!
And then…
POW!
Harriet then punched Marion and sent her crashing into a coconut tree that was conveniently placed there!
BONK! BONK BONK BONKBONKBONKBONK!
Marion had 7 coconuts fall on her head!
Patrick: DAHAHAHA! THAT GUY GOT HIT IN THE HEAD WITH SEVEN COCONUTS!
Pinkie Pie shoved a cupcake in her mouth.
But then…
KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!
It exploded in Marion's face!
Me: The exploding Cupcake! Nice! Hit it girls!
Pinkie Pie: 1… 2… 3… 4!
(THE NIGHT BEGINS TO SHINE BY B.E.R. PLAYS)
Me and the Rainbooms: (SINGING DIVINELY AS A TOTAL SOLAR ECLIPSE FORMED ABOVE US)
I saw you dance
From the corner
I caught your name
In a conversation
Playing hard-to-get
But I can understand
When I look at you
I see the story in your eyes
When we're dancing
The night begins to shine
Night begins to shine
The night begins to shine
Night begins to shine
When we're dancing
The night begins to shine
Talk 'til dawn
My heart was racing
I took you home
In the driving rain
Had my mind made up
I wanna feel your touch
When I look at you
I see the story in your eyes
When we're dancing
The night begins to shine
The night begins to shine
The night begins to shine
The night begins to shine
When we're dancing
The night begins to shine
The night begins to shine
(Night begins to shine)
The night begins to shine
Had my mind made up
I wanna feel your touch
When I look at you
I see the story in your eyes
When we're dancing
The night begins to shine
Night begins to shine
The night begins to shine
Night begins to shine
The night begins to shine
Night begins to shine
The night begins to shine
The night begins to shine
When we're dancing
The night begins to shine
Night begins to shine
The night begins to shine (the night begins to shine)
Night begins to shine
The night begins to shine (the night begins to shine)
We fired waves of light and darkness and blasted Marion all over the place.
Nico: OH YEAH! ROCK ON!
Pinkie Pie shoved several cupcakes in her mouth.
Then they popped and BLOOD POURED OUT OF HER MOUTH!
Me: EW!
Pinkie Pie: I invented blood pack filled cupcakes. That's real blood pouring out of her mouth.
Me: Clever Double P.
Pinkie Pie: Thanks.
Nico: Boy that's going to leave a really bad taste in her mouth.
Valleria Shade was licking Marion.
Valleria Shade: (Transylvanian Accent) (SLURPS) But it's tasty though.
We laughed!
Twilight Sparkle: You have no love for anyone Marion! That's why you are never going to respect friendship.
(THE MYSTIC'S DREAM BY LORENNA MCKENNITT PLAYS)
Twilight Sparkle: (SINGING DIVINELY AS MAGIC AND AURORA SWIRLED AROUND THE SKY)
A clouded dream on an earthly night
Hangs upon the crescent moon
A voiceless song in an ageless light
Sings at the coming dawn
Birds in flight are calling there
Where the heart moves the stones
It's there that my heart is calling
All for, for the love of you
A painting hangs on an ivy wall
Nestled in the emerald moss
The eyes declare a truce of trust
And then it draws me far away
Where deep in the desert twilight
Sand melts in pools of the sky
When darkness lays her crimson cloak
Your lamps will call me home
And so it's there my homage's due
Clutched by the still of the night
And now I feel you move
And every breath, breath is full
So it's there my homage's due
Clutched by the still of the night
Even the distance feels so near
All for, for the love of you
A clouded dream on an earthly night
Hangs upon the crescent moon
A voiceless song in an ageless light
Sings at the coming dawn
Birds in flight are calling there
Where the heart moves the stones
It's there that my heart is longing for
All for, for the love of you
Twilight Sparkle fired waves of energy and blasted Marion all over.
Me: Nice one!
Qin: YEAH!
Abigail Hawthorne: And I will never forgive you for what you did to my little sister!
Me: Huh?
Nico: What do you mean?
Marion: YOU SAY WHAT HAPPENED I WILL BLOW YOUR FUCKING HEAD OFF!
Abigail Hawthorne: NO! I AM NOT YOUR SISTER ANYMORE! NOT AFTER WHAT YOU DID TO HER!
Nico: What happened?
Abigail Hawthorne: Dad was away on a business trip and I was tasked with babysitting Marion and my little sister Claire. She was only 3 years old. We were playing games and the Marion did something so horrible. She… She… (VOICE BREAKING) SHE KILLED MY SISTER!
WE GASPED!
Qin: SHE WHAT!?
Abigail Hawthorne: She dismembered and decapitated my sister alive! AND SHE THREW HER DOWN A SEWER! (CRYING) SHE THEN PUT THIS ON ME!
She showed a bomb that was put on the back of her neck
Eli: What is that!?
Me: Is that a bomb!?
Abigail Hawthorne: YES!
Marion then pulled out a detonator and Nico and Eli grabbed her and took the remote from her!
Abigail Hawthorne: (CRYING) SHE THREATENED THAT IF I EVER TOLD ANYONE THAT SHE WOULD KILL ME AND BLOW ME TO PIECES AND SEND ME OFF TO HELL!
Nico: YOU BITCH!
Me: Hold still Abigail! This will hurt.
I grabbed the bomb and twisted it and pulled it out.
Abigail Hawthorne: Thank you.
Varie healed her.
I threw the bomb into the air and Nico pressed the button and detonated it!
KRABBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!
IT WAS A V9 PLASTIQUE BOMB!
It packed a massive blast range!
Me: WHOA! That was powerful!
Qin: WHOA! That was big!
Me: Everyone okay?
They said they were fine.
Nico: Death would be too lenient. We're still throwing you in jail!
Me: Besides it goes against our code anyway.
Vinyl Scratch: This will be good!
(BAD ROMANCE BY LADY GAGA PLAYS)
Vinyl Scratch: (SINGING DIVINELY AS LASERS AND STARS FORMED ALL OVER)
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
Caught in a bad romance
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
Caught in a bad romance
Rah, rah-ah-ah-ah
Roma, roma-ma
Gaga, ooh-la-la
Want your bad romance
Rah, rah-ah-ah-ah
Roma, roma-ma
Gaga, ooh-la-la
Want your bad romance
I want your ugly, I want your disease
I want your everything as long as it's free
I want your love
Love, love, love, I want your love (hey)
I want your drama, the touch of your hand (hey)
I want your leather-studded kiss in the sand
I want your love
Love, love, love, I want your love (love, love, love)
(I want your love)
You know that I want you
And you know that I need you
I want it bad, your bad romance
I want your love, and I want your revenge
You and me could write a bad romance (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
I want your love and all your lover's revenge
You and me could write a bad romance
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
Caught in a bad romance
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
Caught in a bad romance
Rah, rah-ah-ah-ah
Roma, roma-ma
Gaga, ooh-la-la
Want your bad romance
I want your horror, I want your design
'Cause you're a criminal as long as you're mine
I want your love
Love, love, love, I want your love
I want your psycho, your vertigo shtick (hey)
Want you in my rear window, baby, you're sick
I want your love
Love, love, love, I want your love (love, love, love)
(I want your love)
You know that I want you
And you know that I need you ('cause I'm a free bitch, baby)
I want it bad, your bad romance
I want your love, and I want your revenge
You and me could write a bad romance (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
I want your love and all your lover's revenge
You and me could write a bad romance
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
Caught in a bad romance
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
Caught in a bad romance
Rah, rah-ah-ah-ah
Roma, roma-ma
Gaga, ooh-la-la
Want your bad romance
Rah, rah-ah-ah-ah
Roma, roma-ma
Gaga, ooh-la-la
Want your bad romance
Walk, walk, fashion baby
Work it, move that bitch crazy
Walk, walk, fashion baby
Work it, move that bitch crazy
Walk, walk, fashion baby
Work it, move that bitch crazy
Walk, walk, passion baby
Work it, I'm a free bitch, baby
I want your love, and I want your revenge
I want your love, I don't wanna be friends
J'veux ton amour, et je veux ta revanche
J'veux ton amour, I don't wanna be friends (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh)
No, I don't wanna be friends (oh-oh-oh, caught in a bad romance)
I don't wanna be friends (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh)
Want your bad romance (oh-oh-oh)
Caught in a bad romance
Want your bad romance
I want your love, and I want your revenge
You and me could write a bad romance (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
I want your love and all your lover's revenge
You and me could write a bad romance
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
(Want your bad romance)
Caught in a bad romance
(Want your bad romance)
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
(Want your bad romance)
Caught in a bad romance
Rah, rah-ah-ah-ah
Roma, roma-ma
Gaga, ooh-la-la
Want your bad romance
She fired waves of lightning and lasers and blasted Marion all over.
Nico: YEAH!
Harriet punched Marion in her stomach and kicked her in her face!
Harriet: I can't believe you would become so evil! Killing your own sister and threatening to kill Abigail! You are a TRUE SPAWN OF SATAN!
Marion: I WILL KILL YOU HARRIET!
Harriet: Bring it on!
Then Marion and Harriet roared and they went at each other and then they started punching and pulverizing each other at a ferocious and vicious rate!
POW! BLAM!
Harriet punched her in her face and she punched at Harriet and she dodged him and she kicked her in the stomach and she punched her and punched her in her face and she ducked under a punch and kicked Marion and punched her and kicked Marion and blood dripped all over and she kicked Marion into a wall! Marion got up and dealt a deadly sucker punch and sent her flying and she crashed into a park wall!
SMASH!
Me: OH MAN! THAT HAS TO LEAVE A MARK! BUT MARION IS PUTTING UP ONE HELLUVA FIGHT!
Marion grabbed Harriet in a hold and she elbowed Marion in her head and Marionsmashed her down and then kicked her into a wall!
She then grabbed her!
Marion: It's not over yet.
She threw her and jumped and dealt her DEADLY PILE DRIVING MOVES TO HARRIET! She belched up huge amounts of blood and Marion jumped and Harriet got out of the way as she was about to smash her head in! Marion then grabbed her and broke some of her bones and then she grabbed her eyes and punched her and flipped her down down and smashed her arm and then Marion got up and reset her arm back and grabbed her and elbowed her face! She then ducked under her and kicked her! Then Marion grabbed her and smashed her RIGHT INTO THE ROCK AND SENT HER FLYING AND SHE CRASHED ONTO THE GROUND!
She belched up a huge amount of blood!
Nico: Come on! Go for a headshot!
She rolled out of the way as She was about to jump on her.
I teleported and kicked Marion away!
Diana Dynamite: NO ONE DOES THAT TO HARRIET!
She fired dynamite blasts and blasted her all over!
Me: HOLY FUCKING SHIT!
Xenia: That motherfucking sack of shit bitch really did a number on Harriet!
Nico: Geez!
Me: Holy shit that was brutal.
Varie looked over Harriet.
Varie: She took a really nasty beating.
Me: Boy no shit!
Harriet belched up a huge amount of blood.
Marion: AFTER I'M DONE, THAT PREGNANT SPIDER BITCH IS NEXT!
Me: OVER MY FUCKING DEAD BODY!
I teleported and punched her face all over!
I punched Marion down!
Me: That was for taking Harriet's notebook!
Xenia came and grabbed Marion and smashed her back on her leg! Marion screamed in pain!
Xenia: THAT WAS FOR TURNING HER FRIENDS AGAINST HER!
She smashed her into a rock and bashed her down.
Starlight Glimmer: You are a monster Marion! No wonder everyone hates your guts!
(FORSAKEN BY WITHIN TEMPTATION PLAYS)
Starlight Glimmer: (SINGING DIVINELY AS THE AREA HAD SKULLS FLOAT AROUND HER)
Now the day has come
We are forsaken this time
We lived our lives in our paradise
As gods, we shaped the world around
No borderlines, we'd stay behind
Though balance is somethin' fragile
While we thought we were gaining
We'd turn back the tide, it still slips away
Our time has run out, our future has died
There's no more escape
Now the day has come
We are forsaken
There's no time anymore
Life will pass us by
We are forsaken
We're the last of our kind
The sacrifice was much too high
Our greed just made us all go blind
We tried to hide what we feared inside
Today is the end of tomorrow
As the sea started risin'
The land that we conquered just washed away
Although we all have tried to turn back the tide
It was all in vain
Now the day has come
We are forsaken
There's no time anymore
Life will pass us by
We are forsaken
Only ruins stay behind
Now the day has come
We are forsaken this time
Now the day has come
We are forsaken
There's no time anymore
Now the day has come
The day has come
The day has come
She fired waves of skulls and blood and smashed Marion all over!
Nico: OH YEAH!
Eric: Threaten my wife, will you?!
Eric jumped her and bashed her face in!
POW POW POW POW POW POW POW POW!
Me: This monster deserves the black gates for her crimes!
Xenia: I agree there!
Nico: Like I said, Death would be too lenient!
Diamond Tiara went up to Marion.
Diamond Tiara: I once thought like you Marion! I was a heartless bully like you were! But you are more than that! You are a monster and you treat everyone around you like garbage! You don't care about anyone but yourself and that is why you will always be a worthless loser! You would rather make enemies from everyone around you and that is why we have one thing that you don't! Friends!
The Cutie Mark Crusaders and us agreed!
Xenia: YEAH!
Me: You will always be a worthless loser! That's why everyone hates you! You think you're so much better than everyone else that everyone to you is beneath you! You treat everyone like garbage! You hate everyone! You even killed your own sister in cold blood!
Camie: What kind of a person does that!?
Nico: I think we met some people like that. I just forgot who they were.
Me: Too many to count!
Emily McKale: You are in every way like my sister was!
Samey: And like how my sister was!
Rarity: And soon this monster will be thrown away with the garbage!
(ARABIAN NIGHTS BY SARAH BRIGHTMAN PLAYS)
Rarity: (SINGING DIVINELY AS JEWELS AND WATER SWIRLED AROUND HER AND CRYSTAL CLUSTERS FORMED ALL OVER)
Don't you forget the echo's of time
Won't you regret the losing of minds
In my dreams I'm searching across the
Desert sands for you
Scimatar moon is guiding me close to your side
Voyage
Voyage
Voyage
Voyage
Wilderness to wilderness
I traveled from afar
On the soft wind of the Nadq came
Fragrance of Araar
Splendor of a thousand suns shone glory in my path
No love more pure and rage more fierce
Could still my beating heart
Voyage
Voyage
Voyage
Voyage
So
Should I return to trace the shadows of my chases
My steps will echo there from sand to stone
I Will never let my eyelids close on empty spaces
My dreams will find the void with tales unknown
Know the mighty infinite obscures the far horizon
The whispered road I take will never bend
Alone
And will the wind return my story to its promise
Or will my story chase me to my end
Aye Hawa, Mere Dilbar
Ko Mere Pyar kay Geet Sunana
Tu hay meri Manzil
Aur pyar mera musafir, Musafir
Meri reshmi Zulfain
Meri meri reshmi zulfain
Teri Zanjeerain
Meri reshmi Zulfain
Meri meri reshmi zulfain
Teri Zanjeerain
Melodies unspoken
Flowing from the lotus of my heart
Ending where we start
Promises unbroken
Promising a never-ending fire
Of love beyond desire
Ending where we start
She fired waves of water and jewels and smashed Marion all over.
Poromon was drinking beer nonstop.
Then we saw Marion's dad come!
Me: Mr. Hawthorne!?
Abigail Hawthorne: Daddy?
Marion: Dad!
Mr. Hawthorne was in shock!
Mr. Hawthorne: You monster Satanic brat! I HEARD IT ALL! HOW COULD YOU KILL CLAIRE LIKE THAT!? I LOVED HER!
He had tears stream down his face.
Marion: I HATED HER! I HATED HER MORE THAN ANYTHING! YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKING SENILE OLD MAN! I WANTED THAT FORTUNE AND I DIDN'T CARE HOW TO GET IT EVEN IF I HAD TO KILL MY OWN FAMILY! I WANTED THAT FORTUNE ALL FOR MYSELF! I WANTED TO MAKE SURE NO ONE BUT ME GOT IT! AND I WOULD HAVE DONE IT TO IF HARRIET THE FUCKUP BITCH AND YOU MOTHERFUCKING FREAKS HADN'T GOTTEN IN THE WAY!
Poliwag: What about her mom?
Mr. Hawthorne: Luckily she was away on business.
Abigail Hawthorne: She is a missionary over in Comoros.
Nico: Wow.
Manaphy…CALL HER ABOUT THIS ANYWAY!
?: NO NEED!
We saw Mrs. Hawthorne.
Abigail Hawthorne: Mom!
Me: Mrs. Hawthorne! Welcome home. Sorry it was on bad times.
Mrs. Hawthorne: It's all right J.D. But I heard everything this heartless monster did! This brat is an unholy spawn of the devil! I am glad you got disowned and sent to prison!
Horsea: SHE'S ABOUT TO GO BACK TO PRISON! WITH NO CELLMATES!
Emeth: That is for sure!
Suddenly, Emeth's teal eyes turned neon teal and she was surrounded by an orange and brown energy aura with stars, clay, Earth, golems, phoenixes, and angels, she unholstered her greatsword from her back, and as she approached Marion Hawthorne, she left orange and brown energy, stars, clay, Earth, golems, phoenixes, and angels with every step.
Emeth: You really make me sick to no end, Marion. All you are is nothing but a heartless, two-faced, manipulative, conniving, little shrew who has no respect for anyone except for yourself, and all you've done is hurt innocent people to get what you want. Well, that ends here and now, you're going away to a brand-new prison where you will stay there for the rest of your life and you will never be free ever again.
Suddenly, Emeth was surrounded by a massive vortex of orange and brown energy with stars, clay, and Earth surrounding the vortex, there are golems, phoenixes, and angels flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is an orange phoenix with red eyes glaring at Marion Hawthorne: the red eyes of death. Then, as the vortex faded, Emeth emerged, but she was changed forever.
Emeth grew to 7'9" in height, she has metal gold bracers on her biceps and thighs, and she now has eleven large brown orbs orbiting around her legs, she has the voluptuous body of a goddess, she has gold highlights in the bangs of her short neck-length light brown hair and she has a large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four large orbiting golden rings on each corner behind her head, she has neon teal eyes and an orange and brown energy aura with stars, clay, earth, golems, phoenixes, and angels surrounding her and immense neon rainbow protective aura with elements swirling around it, she has a phoenix and golem emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with teal iris, she has on golem earrings with orange gems for eyes and holding the Clay and Eternity Kanjis in its hands, she also has a clay golem with orange gems for eyes and holding the Clay and Eternity Kanjis in her hands on the bottom of her orange golem-shaped Element of Harmony, along with the gold phoenix pendant of her Elemental Phoenix Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with orange crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and orange gems on the gold flower links and she has on a white and gold accented choker on her neck. Emeth has on her outfit and she has on a long sleeveless white trenchcoat with stars, clay, earth, golems, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails, and on the back is a phoenix and Clay Golem surrounded by clay and earth. Suddenly, Emeth felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, massive light brown angel wings with orange tips grew and sprouted out of her back and she now has eleven massive and long light brown wolf tails with orange tips and orange markings. Emeth has on her Ring of the Phoenix with large gold gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand.
Suddenly, Emeth's massive greatsword and all the greatswords and swords she'd gotten began merging together and they're suddenly surrounded by a kaleidoscope of orange and brown energy, stars, clay, earth, golems, phoenixes, and angels, and when it emerged, it transformed into Emeth the Clay Golem's Voluptuous Seismic Earth Clay Golem Angel Greatsword of Voluptuous Seismic Earth Clay Golem Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded orange gems and a clay golem and phoenix etched on the 7'6" massive, wide, double-edged brown blade, large brown golem heads for the crossguard, large white angel faces built into both sides of the hilt with large orange gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large brown golem heads with orange gems for eyes and large brown golem head with orange gems for eyes and orange gem in its mouth on the bottom of the brown golem heads for the pommel, she has on her large gold Bracers of The Champions of The Universe with orange gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet on her left gold Bracer, her large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold clay golem head with orange gems for eyes and large orange gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's an orange kanji below the phoenix and golem that said, "Emeth the Clay Golem, Legendary Voluptuous Clay Golem of Jewish Myth, Friend of Many Monster Girls, Future Wife of James Dean Knudson, Archenemy of Ojo Tango, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Earth, Clay, Golems, Phoenixes, and Angels"
エメス・ザ・クレイ・ゴーレム、ユダヤ神話の伝説的な官能的なクレイ・ゴーレム、多くのモンスター・ガールの友人、ジェームス・ディーン・クヌッドソンの将来の妻、オジョ・タンゴの大敵、宇宙の勇敢な戦士、宇宙、多元宇宙の守護者、擁護者、そして救世主。ビヨンド、宇宙への希望の大使であり灯台、友情の力と要素のマスター、天界のゼルナガの怒りのマスター、ブラックゲートのマスター、究極の善の究極の力、真実、正義、愛の真の女神、思いやり、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠心、誠実さ、寛大さ、優しさ、無私の心、勇気、そして信頼、悪の破壊者であり殺戮者、狂った、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くべきそして強力な生徒の驚くべき生徒強力な教師と地球、クレイ、ゴーレム、フェニックス、天使のマスター
Emeth has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-NORSE-JEWISH CLAY GOLEM-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA DIVINE CLAY VOLUPTUOUS JEWISH MYTH SEISMIC EARTH CLAY GOLEM ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC CLAY VOLUPTUOUS JEWISH MYTH SEISMIC EARTH CLAY GOLEM ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE COSMIC CLAY VOLUPTUOUS JEWISH MYTH SEISMIC EARTH CLAY GOLEM ANGEL LOVE!
We were amazed by Emeth's Super Angel-Jewish Clay Golem-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation, and when I saw Emeth, I had an atomic red blush on my face, hearts in my eyes, and my nose was bleeding. But, when Marion Hawthorne saw it, she fell into an even darker rage and ran at her to kill her, but Emeth fired a massive barrage of orange and brown energy, stars, earth, clay, golems, phoenixes, and angels which hit Marion Hawthorne and exploded with incredible power as she was sent flying into a wall, she got back up, but now, she was beyond pissed off.
Emeth: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Clay Voluptuous Jewish Myth Seismic Earth Clay Golem Angel and Divine Cosmic Clay Voluptuous Jewish Myth Seismic Earth Clay Golem Angel Love) You got some nerve coming after us, Marion, and now, you've left us no choice but to beat you down.
Me: And it's really going to hurt!
Lincoln: This is going to be good.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Eternal Friendship Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Buffalo-Vampire-Werewolf-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Cosmic Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel of Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Justice and Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Hope, and his new greatswords were ready as well.
Then, I transformed into Super Angel-Wolf Moon-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Angel Hope and unholstered my massive J.D. Knudson's Universal Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Greatsword of Universal Eternal Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Justice and we joined Emeth and so did the rest of us as we unholstered our massive greatswords and transformed.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) There is no way we're going to let you run loose ever again, Marion, you're heading straight for prison for the rest of your life.
Abigail Hawthorne: That's right. YOU ARE DONE FOR, YOU PIECE OF SHIT!
Lincoln, Emeth, and I went after Marion Hawthorne, and we fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, orange and brown energy, fireworks, rainbows, storm clouds, gold halo rings, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, sports equipment, leaves, plants, pumpkins, dark lightning, pumpkin fire, swords, fruits, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, butterflies, moths, spades, hearts, aces, diamonds, clubs, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Poison, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Explosions, Twin-Tailed Comets, Golems, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Elemental Phoenixes, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, Windigos, and Mermaids at Marion Hawthorne and they exploded with incredible power as they hit her.
Then, we attacked her with energy slashes from our massive greatswords leaving scars on her and Lincoln left many more by firing rainbow energy slashes with his gold-plated claws and his two new massive greatswords and I also left many more by firing blue fire energy slashes with my claws, and he, Emeth, and I attacked her hard with energy punches, energy kicks, and karate chops and they're super mega-painful because of our superhuman strength, along with elemental blasts, and this was really driving Marion Hawthorne insane and straight to the brink of insanity.
Marion Hawthorne: YOU! YOU! I WILL KILL YOU ALL!
Marion Hawthorne charged at us now completely insane and driven mad by revenge against us.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Now, you're really asking for it.
Lincoln summoned Wicked Weaves with swings of his massive greatsword along with some swift and powerful kicks and the Wicked Weaves attacked Marion Hawthorne, and we saw the Wicked Weaves were that of Madama Butterfly and Madama Styx.
Nicole: Whoa!
Shanan: Since when is Lincoln able to use the Wicked Weaves of Madama Butterfly and Madama Styx? I'd expect them from Bayonetta and Jeanne.
Nicole: He fed on their blood when he marked them, Shanan, and like he said, he now has access to all the Infernal Demons they've made contracts with except for Madama Butterfly and Madama Styx since they're the main contracts of Bayonetta and Jeanne. But, with his rapidly evolving powers, he's now gained access to Madama Butterfly and Madama Styx's powers as well, and with them, he'll do a shit ton more damage.
Then, Lincoln kicked Marion Hawthorne that sent her flying into a magic circle, and once she was in the center, Lincoln snapped his fingers, and Marion Hawthorne was wrapped up in a coil of black and white hair with pendants from Bayonetta's outfit.
Marion Hawthorne: (GRUNTS) GET THIS THING OFF ME! LET ME OUT OF THIS RIGHT NOW!
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Not a chance.
Lincoln snapped his fingers and beamed Marion Hawthorne straight into The Xaikora Prison for Queen Bee Mean Girls and into her Anti-Dark Orb and Anti-Dark Magic cell where she was chained to the wall in Neutronium chains lined with rainbow energy. Everyone cheered as Lincoln, Emeth, and I holstered our massive greatswords on our backs and powered down, and Emeth's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, gold halo, eleven massive and long light brown wolf tails, and massive neon light brown angel wings are permanent.
Abigail Hawthorne: Good riddance for good, you little brat.
Nico: At least, now she's in her new prison cell at The Xaikora Prison for life.
Me: Where she'll never get out.
Lincoln: And Universe 666 Sebastian crossed a huge line again when he helped that brat escape, I'll fix him.
Suddenly, Lincoln's massive white angel wings spread out at their maximum wingspan of 8'3" and the feathers glowed with white purifying light and they fired a massive shower of white energy needles that headed for Universe 666 Sebastian through a portal that led to Perfecto Prep's school now turned into a demonic castle from Hell.
The white energy needles came in and they pierced Universe 666 Sebastian, and they proceeded to strip him of his powers of poisonous darkness and leave him with his powers of Infernal Darkness. The needles disappeared, but Universe 666 Sebastian felt it, he lost his powers of poisonous darkness and was left with his powers of Infernal Darkness.
Universe 666 Sebastian: (DEMONIC ROAR)
We heard his roar from here in Gotham Royal York.
Nico: Looks like you've pissed him off in a huge way.
Lincoln: By stripping him of his powers of poisonous darkness and left him with his powers over Infernal Darkness, now we won't have any trouble from him anytime soon.
Me: Yep, but he's not going to give up, he'll find more ways to stir up trouble for us, but we're more than ready for him.
Nico: After everything we went through with The Church of Necrom, we know what to expect with him.
Lincoln: That's right.
Nico: Why didn't you tell us about this? We could've helped you sooner
Lincoln: It was something she didn't want to talk about.
Qin: That is understandable.
Nico: Oh man.
Abigail Hawthorne: I'm sorry guys. I didn't want you guys to find out this way.
Me: It's all right Abigail.
Xenia: But now Marion is back in prison.
Ophelia Orichalcum: And in Xaikora's prison where she belongs.
Me: And I put a curse on her. If she comes back she is DEFINITELY getting the black gates.
Poliwag: Let's check on Sheila.
Sheila was doing okay.
Sheila: I'm okay guys.
Varie: But Harriet isn't. Look what Marion did to her.
Marion really thrashed her.
Diana Dynamite: Just like how I got thrashed.
Varie: Yeah.
Nico: What a heartless monster.
Poromon: It was worth it though
I gave Harriet a Senzu bean and she was better.
Harriet: Thanks guys.
Qin: You're welcome.
Eli: Now for the Anothers. Lets see who we got. (CONCENTRATES) WHOA! We have Another Trifire, Quakemon, Fireor, Whirlin, Chillyfish, Hate Master, Francisco and Metal Sonic.
WE GASPED!
Qin: WHOA!
Me: Wow! Pakura and the Planeteers archenemies.
Pakura: This will be awesome.
Kwame: It sure will.
Nico: We're already here
Me: Yep. All of us are.
Qin: Yep.
Nico: We sure are.
Wheeler: Boy this will be fun.
Me: If this were on Earth Day it would be perfect.
Unicorn: It sure would.
Eli: I sense that the Anothers minus Metal Sonic are one person.
Me: This will be interesting.
Nico: There they are!
We saw Another Trifire, Quakemon, Fireor, Whirlin, Chillyfish, Hate Master and Francisco!
Qin: WHOA!
Me: This is gonna be awesome.
Another Trifire: (In a girls voice) It sure will be.
Lincoln: Talia Tholia! Wow!
They merged and she reverted back and was a girl with Red Hair, Red Eyes, red clothes, Fire Angel Wings and she had the symbol of the Tholian Assembly in the middle of her forehead and she had the same symbol on her skirt and she had a fire keyblade.
Talia Tholia: Awesome to see you again Lincoln and wow you grew into an awesome young man.
Lincoln: I sure have.
Nico: Care to introduce us Lincoln?
Lincoln: Sure. This is Talia Tholia, Keyblade Knight of Tholia, she's my Guardian Angel from Michigan and she's a powerful force of epic power. She was born and raised on the planet, Tholia, homeworld of The Tholian Assembly, and she has intense fire powers and she's a master of fire. She is the Keyblade Knight of Tholia, homeworld of The Tholian Assembly, and she has also helped out The Enterprise in many of their travels through the galaxy and defended them from the many terrors and dangers they've fought against in the past. She came to Royal Woods long ago, and she really trained me a lot about how to use the Keyblade and I'd quickly absorbed all that knowledge, and I became an expert in wielding the Keyblade and she also trained me on how to use the magic spells associated with the Keyblade, and she's also one of the Keyblade Knights formed by Carolina Keyblada, and like her fellow Keyblade Knights, she harbors a deep grudge against Xehanort for all of the pain and suffering that he caused in his quest to forge the X-Blade and use it to destroy the entire universe and remake it in his image, and she swore if he ever returns again, she would slay him right where he stands and see to it that all those who follow him shall follow him to The Black Gates, and she also trained me a lot and she taught me everything that she knows when it comes to using the powers of fire.
We were amazed.
Me: Wow! The Keyblade Knight of the Planet Tholia. The Tholians from what I remember are extremely territorial and they are very adamant and protective of their sector in space and their planet.
Nico: Yeah!
Talia Tholia: That's right. And did you hear that one of the Federation's ships was interspacially trapped in my planet's territory?
Me: Boy I remember that one! That was crazy! I remember all the crew killed each other and the ship just went somewhere never to be seen again.
Nico: That is crazy!
Talia Tholia: That's right. I found out that the Defiant was sent all the way to the Sombrero Galaxy.
Me: Whoa! All the way over there? That's over 29 million lightyears from home.
Nico: Yeah!
Talia Tholia: I know. Crazy.
Laney: I'll have the ship ready to bring it back so we can examine it later.
Nico: Okay.
Me: By the way is the Another Metal Sonic friendly or hostile?
Talia Tholia: Friendly and she is an amazing builder of robots.
Me: Neat!
Nico: Sorry we have to do this.
Girl Jordan: First lets separate you.
Girl Jordan and Leeli held hands.
(YURGEN'S TUNE PLAYS)
The skies had leaves and flowers flying in the wind along with sea dragons singing in the background.
Girl Jordan and Leeli: (SINGING DIVINELY AS LEELI HAD FIREFLIES SWIRL AROUND HER AND GIRL JORDAN HAD HER AQUA BLUE AURA FLARED UP)
O holoré lay thee low
Holoél dark in the Deep
Down beneath the earth you go
Go holoré fast to sleep
O holoré lay thee low
Holoél dark in the Deep
Down beneath the earth you go
Go holoré fast to sleep
Fast to sleep
Fast to sleep
Dark holoré in the Deep
Rise again holoré now
Spring abundant holoél
Render green the dying bough
Raise the rock where Yurgen fell
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Spring abundant holoél
She glowed and was separated from the Anothers.
Me: Yeah!
Nico: Lets get them!
We fired waves of energy and elements and then the blasts all hit the Anothers and they exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!
I caught the Wonder Ride Books.
Me: Oh yeah!
Xenia: Awesome!
Nico: YEAH!
Maria: Better call in backup. (TURNS DIAL) ROCKET FORCE 6!
She summoned Roxy Rocket, Astronema, Yolker, Universe 666 Storious, Sculpin and The Phantom of The Bwahpera.
Qin: Yeah!
Nico: And now, we wait.
Me: Yep. Wait. We don't have to wait long!
We saw ANOTHER METAL SONIC!
Me: Fast as Sonic and Metal Sonic.
Nico: Yep.
Another Metal Sonic: (In a girls voice) Awesome to be fast.
Me: (GASP) That voice!
She reverted back and was a girl with purple hair and purple eyes and black clothes and had black angel wings and she had a tiara with the symbol of the Nocturne Dopant on it and the same symbol on her skirt and she had a dark sword in her hand.
Me: Natalia Nocturne! Wow!
Natalia Nocturne: Awesome to see you again J.D.
Me: Same here. Natalia is the Embodiment of the Nocturne Dopant and is a master of darkness and is also a VERY FAST Runner and is also a master of the Chaos Emeralds herself.
Nico: Cool!
Metal Sonic: Wow! She is just like me. I'm fast and skilled in all that.
Nico: Yep.
Me: And she is also an amazing tinkerer too. She builds awesome robots.
Nico: Wow!
Sougo: (gets out Grand Zi O Ridewatch) Did Swartz promise you anything?
Grand Time! (Orchestral rock music) Kuuga, Agito, Ryuki, Faiz, Bla~de! Hibiki, Kabuto, Den-O, Kiva, Deca~de! W! OOO! Fourze~! Wizard, Gaim, Drive~! Ghost! Ex-Aid! Build~! Iwae! Kamen Rider~! GrandZi-O~!
Geiz: (gets out Geiz Majesty Ridewatch) Because we can grant it instead.
Majesty Time! G3, Knight, Kaixa, Garren, Ibuki, Gattack~! Zeronos, Ixa, Diend, Accel~! Birth, Meteor, Beast, Baron! Mach, Specter, Bra~ve! Cro~ss-Z! Kamen Rider~! GeizMaje~sty!
Sougo became Grand Zi O while Geiz became Geiz Majesty.
Natalia Nocturne: No he didn't. I trapped him in a terrible nightmare of darkness where he saw his mother abuse him big time. The guy hates his own mother.
Nico: Geez!
Me: Nice! Natalia is a Nightmare master too.
Lola: Brutal.
Zocks and Kaito: ZENKAIJU GEAR!
They donned their Zenkaiju Armor!
Lincoln: Time to separate this Another first.
Lincoln fired a wave of light and separated the Another.
Natalia Nocturne: Lets unleash the darkness!
She blasted him all over with darkness
Nico: Time for some speed! (ACTIVATES METAL SONIC AND FRANCISCO'S RIDEWATCHES)
He fired waves of energy and speed blasts and smashed the Another all over.
May: I'm ready for this! (ACTIVATES 666 MIZUKI AND ZURG'S RIDEWATCHES)
She fired waves of energy and smashed the Another!
Maria: Take this! (ACTIVATES YOST TRAPSTER AND LEILA DRACO'S RIDEWATCHES)
She fired energy blasts and smashed the Another all over.
Rui: Take this! (ACTIVATES FRANCISCO'S RIDEWATCH)
She fired an ice and energy blast and smashed the Another all over.
Then Machinedramon, Evil Aqua Man, Kishiryuki, Mr. Mascot, Terminator 1984 and Evil Astro Man came.
Nico: Nice team Machinedramon!
Machinedramon: Thanks Nico.
?: Boy that is a cool team.
Cloud Man came!
Me: Cloud Man awesome!
Cloud Man: (In a girls voice) It's fitting for me because I love clouds.
Nico: Tara Nimbostratus Cloud!? Wow!
Tara Nimbostratus Cloud: That's right.
Eli: Awesome! Me, Sonic and Shadow got this.
Sonic: Oh yeah!
Tara Nimbostratus Cloud: Here we go.
She fired a blast of lightning.
Eli, Sonic and Shadow: CHAOS CONTROL!
ZOOM!
They zoomed and smashed Another Metal Sonic and the blasts all hit him and he exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!
I caught the Ridewatch and purified it!
Me: WHOA! That was AWESOME!
Sonic: Like old times.
Shadow: You said it Sonic.
Eli: Oh yeah!
Nicole: That was awesome!
Tara Nimbostratus Cloud: It sure was and also I'm naked.
Nico: Oh boy.
I put on my blind man glasses.
Me: It's going to hurt.
Tara Nimbostratus Cloud: I know.
The boys covered their eyes.
Me: Here we go. (SNAPS FINGERS)
I snapped my fingers and she doubled over in pain and threw up and she fired lightning and it hit May and electrocuted her!
ZZZZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!
She got burned bad!
Tara Nimbostratus Cloud Was back to normal and she was a girl with blue hair and red eyes and had orange angel wings and had a cloud symbol in the middle of her forehead.
Tara Nimbostratus Cloud: (GROANS) That hurt. (GASP) Oh my god! Sorry May!
May: I'm okay!
Tara Nimbostratus Cloud: (Sees herself) GAH! EYES TO YOURSELVES PERVERTS!
Rarity: Don't worry darling we can fix this.
The Fashion Brigade moved in and gave her awesome purple clothes and a cloud sword.
Tara Nimbostratus Cloud: Wow! I look awesome!
Nico: You sure do.
Maria: Also, one of our friends is pregnant.
Tara Nimbostratus Cloud: I can see that. Congratulations to you Sheila.
Sheila: Thanks Tara.
Rui: Do you have any favorite memories of Nico?
Tara Nimbostratus Cloud: My favorite is when me and Nico saw the Aurora up in Iceland and it had awesome clouds that were extremely rare and they looked like dragons and pegasus.
Me: Cool!
Qin: That is amazing.
Nico: Yep.
Nico and Tara hugged.
Nico: I've missed you.
Tara Nimbostratus Cloud: Same here Nico.
We enjoyed the rest of the party and went back home.
After Nico's rescue, Lincoln and his harem, Me and my harem, Sumner Knudson, Patti Knudson, Sakura Knudson, Stellar, Stardust, Ken Knudson, Nico and his harem, Clyde and his harem, Naruto and his harem, Ed Cowart and his harem, Ets and his harem, Alex the Lion, Marty the Zebra, Melman the Giraffe, Gloria the Hippo, Gage the Hegehog, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Qin, Eli, Nicole Knudson and her siblings, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., Rita, Harriet Loud, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, Kuja, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, The Dynasty Warriors, The Samurai Warriors, Yakko, Cherry Hunter, Cammy, Milan Flare, Yoko, Wakko, Poison, Pyrrha Alexandra, Alice, Mimi Kitagami, Dot, Haneru Tobitatsu, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Z-Fighters, Max Goof, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), Baloo, King Mickey, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Aku-Aku, The Quantum Masks, Alternate Tawna, Spyro, Cynder, The Ghostforce, Rayman, Juniper Lee, The Louds' Scottish Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Demon Slayer Conglomerate, Anatankha, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Power Rangers, The Kamen Riders, Izuku and his friends, The Goths of Darkness, Sebastian Mendez, Darren Arcangela, Hiroshi Ohira, Brandon Skellington, Marshall Williams, Mal, Evie, Jay, Carlos, Ben, Norbert and Daggett, Heathcliff, Riff-Raff, Hector, Wordsworth, Mungo, Cleo, Leroy, Sylvester, Tom, Jerry, their friends and counterparts, Timmy Turner, Cosmo, Wanda, Poof, Trixie Tang, Sapphire, Emerald, Chester, A.J., Sanjay, Elmer, Chloe Carmichael, Tootie, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, and his harem, Universe 666 Clyde and his harem, Universe 666 Ets and his harem, The Lion Guard, Marinette and her friends, Sabrina Spellman, Liam, Carmen Rockell, The Teen Titans, The Royal Defenders, The Loonatics, Ty the Tasmanian Tiger, Sly the Tasmanian Tiger, Liu Kang, Kitana, Sonya Blade, Jax, Kung Lao, Sub-Zero, Nightwolf, Kotal Kahn, Jade, Sam Sharp Loud, Autumn Blaze, Garnet, Amethyst, Pearl and Lapis Lazuli are heading to Japan, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the five girls here, but we got bad news: an old enemy of Lincoln's named David Monroe has broken out of prison, and this is one guy we're not going to like, he's a born criminal and thug who terrorized Royal Woods for six years and he physically harmed a ton of people and it also included Lincoln's sisters, and it got Lincoln so pissed off, he basically trashed David Monroe and he kicked him so hard in the crotch, he destroyed his whole reproductive system and he sent that thug to prison for the rest of his life. Now, six years later, he's broken out and he wants revenge on Lincoln, fat chance of that happening.
Lincoln: Whoa, we're here in Japan, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the five girls here, but we got bad news. Selene, everyone, we got a Code Black on our hands.
Selene Arcangela: (GASPS) Code Black, as in...DAVID MONROE HAS BROKEN OUT OF PRISON?!
Nico: Uh on, I don't like that code. Who is he?
Lincoln: Someone I really hated with a blazing passion. David Monroe's an old enemy of my past, he's a natural criminal and thug who terrorized Royal Woods for six years and he physically harmed a ton of people and it also included my sisters, Mom, Dad, and my friends.
Nico: Oh man.
Me: Yeah, and it got Lincoln that pissed off, he basically trashed David Monroe and he kicked him so hard in the crotch, he'd destroyed his whole reproductive system and he sent that thug to prison for the rest of his life.
Nico: (WINCES) Oh man!
Lincoln: And now, six years later, he's broken out and he wants revenge on me, fat chance of that happening.
Sam S. Loud: Luna told me everything about that asshole, and what he did was really awful. That guy is getting The Black Gates for sure.
Suddenly, we saw a beautiful and super sexy girl with long midnight black hair, purple hairband, blue eyes, she was tall at 7'0" in height, she has the body of a goddess and large breasts, fair skin, massive beautiful black angel wings, and she was dressed in a midnight black frilly short-sleeved shirt, white cravat, black pants, black knee-high boots with butterfly buckles, black long-sleeved coat, and long white long-sleeved trenchcoat with stars, darkness, demons, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails and on the back is the symbol of The Umbra Witches, holstered on her hips are Bayonetta's pistols, Love Is Blue, in her hand is an angelic Keyblade and with her are the five girls.
Lincoln: (GASPS) Valencia Vigrid, Keyblade Knight of Vigrid.
Valencia Vigrid: That's right, and I got the girls away from that overgrown jerk, but not before I used Witch Time to slow him down a bit.
?: (ENRAGED SCREAM) LINCOLN LOUD!
We heard an enraged scream and we saw someone barreling towards us: he was a massive, 7'9", tall male, he had red eyes of pure hatred, and he was dressed in red prison jumpsuit pants with the top ripped off showing he has really massive muscles and eight-pack abs: it was David Monroe, Lincoln's old enemy.
Sylvester: Oh great, here comes that overgrown bull now!
Sylvester unholstered his Sylvester's Blood-Soaked Vampiric Demon Darkness Greatsword of The Dracul and transformed into Super Angel-Cat-Vampire-Acme Dark Knight-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Angel of Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Justice and Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Death.
Lincoln: Looks like he's really been hitting the weights ever since what I did to him six years ago, but that won't save him. Come on, gang, let's get him!
Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Eternal Friendship Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Buffalo-Vampire-Werewolf-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Cosmic Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel of Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Justice and Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Hope, TLPS Mr. Wolf transformed into his Super Angel-Wolf-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga form and the rest of The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms and they unholster their massive greatswords, The Dynasty Warriors and Samurai Warriors unholstered their weapons, Lincoln's sisters and parents transformed into their Super Angel United Friendship Universal Eternal Xelnaga forms and unholstered their massive greatswords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholstered their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Crash Bandicoot unholstered his massive Crash Bandicoot's Skylands Ten Elemental Wolf Draconic Bandicoot Greatsword of Ten Elemental Skylands Justice and Ten Eternal Elemental Skylanders True Bravery from his back and he transformed into Super Angel-Bandicoot-Dragon-Elemental Skylander-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Ten Elemental Knight Elemental Skylander Draconic Bandicoot Angel of Divine Ten Element Skylands True Hero Knight Draconic Bandicoot Angel Justice and Divine Ten Element Skylands True Hero Knight Draconic Bandicoot Angel Bravery, Sherlock Hound unholstered his massive Sherlock Hound's Demonic Dark Knight Sparda's Eternal Angelic Demonic Demon Hound Greatsword of Demonic Dark Knight Eternal Angelic Demonic Demon Hound Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Demon Hound-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Stellar Blood-Stained Dark Demonic Darkness Dark Knight Demon Hound Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Star Blood-Stained Dark Demonic Darkness Dark Knight Demon Hound Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Star Blood-Stained Dark Demonic Darkness Dark Knight Demon Hound Phoenix Angel Compassion, Max Goof unholsters his massive Max Goof's Heavenly Archangel Gabriel's Eternal Unbreakable Bonds of True Friends and Angels Holy Archangel Keyblade of Justice from his back and transformed into Super Angel-Disney Knight-Archangel-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Heavenly Light Hellish Darkness Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Heavenly Light Hellish Darkness Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Heavenly Light Hellish Darkness Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel Hope, Timmy Turner transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Wolf Moon-Mysticon Pink Wolf Mage-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Magic Celestial Fairy Magical Elemental Fairy Mysticon Wolf Moon Angel of Divine Elemental Celestial Fairy Magical Fairy Wolf Moon Justice and Divine Elemental Celestial Fairy Magical Fairy Wolf Moon Hope and he has his Timmy Turner's Lupus the Wolf's Celestial Elemental Harmonious Fairy Wolf Moon Mage's Staff of Elemental Magic Justice out and his Royal Eye of Lupus orb ready as well, Norbert Beaver unholstered his massive Hydros' Primordial Maelstrom Ocean Beaver Greatsword of Primordial Maelstrom Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Beaver-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Beaver Angel of Divine Oceanic Primordial Water Justice and Divine Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Compassion, Yakko, Wakko, and Dot transformed into their Super Angel-Phoenix-Warner-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms, Inuyasha unholstered his Inuyasha's Dog Hanyou Tessaiga Demon Slayer Fang Greatsword of Dog Hanyou Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Dog Hanyou-Yokai-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Angel of Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Justice and Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Hope, Brandon Skellington had his Pumpkin Scepter of Halloween Town Justice still in hand, Darren Arcangela, Hiroshi Ohira unholstered his massive Hiroshi Ohira's Destructive Inferno Firestorm Phoenix Firebird Angel Greatsword of Destructive Inferno Fire Phoenix Firebird Angel Vengeance and Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Firestorm Firebird-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel Rage, Kuja had his Brumel Cores and Kuja's Eternal Wizard Redemption Mage's Staff of Elemental Magic Redemption Wizard Justice ready and transformed into Super Angel-Genome-Wizard-Dragon-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Celestial Wizard Genome Terra Redemption Draconic Magic Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Celestial Wizard Genome Terra Redemption Draconic Magic Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Celestial Wizard Genome Terra Redemption Draconic Magic Phoenix Angel Hope, Sebastian Mendez, Qin, Clyde and his harem, Baloo, Izuku and his friends, The Z-Fighters, Daggett, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Naruto and his harem, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Demon Slayer Conglomerate, Anatankha, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), The Demon Slayer Corps, The Ghostforce, The Louds' Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Loonatics, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, Mal, Evie, Jay, Carlos, Ben, Heathcliff and his friends, Sam S. Loud and her team, Timmy's friends, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, and his harem, Universe 666 Clyde and his harem, Universe 666 Ets and his harem, my harem, Ed Cowart's harem, Ets' harem, Clyde's harem, Nico's harem, Lord Raiden and the Earthrealm Warriors, and The Royal Defenders got out their weapons, Rayman unholstered his massive Rayman's Eternal Night Dream Morpheus's Celtic Dream Eternal Night Dragon Fairy Phoenix Angel Greatsword of Peaceful Celtic Dream Eternal Night Dragon Fairy Phoenix Angel Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Dragon-Lum-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Eternal Celtic Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Dream Eternal Night Fairy Dragon Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Celtic Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Dream Eternal Night Fairy Dragon Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Eternal Celtic Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Dream Eternal Night Fairy Dragon Phoenix Angel Hope, Juniper Lee unholstered her Juniper Lee's Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Magicstorm Greatsword of Spirit World Magic Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Dragon-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Angel of Divine Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Justice and Divine Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Will, Liam unholstered his massive Liam Hunnicut's Arctic Qailertetang's Holy Arctic Thundersnow Greatsword of Holy Arctic Thundersnow Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Ice Dragon-Yuki-Onna-Musk Ox-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Angel of Divine Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Musk Ox Justice and Divine Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Musk Ox Hope, and Me, Ed Cowart, Ets, Ken, Nicole, Nico, Gage the Hedgehog, and Eli unholstered our massive greatswords and we transformed, and we went after David Monroe, and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Blue Fire, Sand, Bubbles, steel orbs, throwing axes, and mythological animals, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.
Then, Lincoln fired fired vacuum tubes from his chest which latched onto David Monroe's chest, and then, the vacuum tubes literally began sucking David Monroe dry of all his massive muscle mass, virility, blood, and physical strength, and all of it was being pumped into Lincoln and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed and he also grew even stronger.
When Lincoln was done, the vacuum tubes detached themselves from David Monroe's chest and went back into Lincoln, and David Monroe was dead from blood loss and thin as a rake and he fired a blast of red energy and destroyed him and banished him to The Black Gates. We cheered as we holstered our weapons and powered down.
Lincoln: That's the end of you for good, David Monroe, and I never want to see your face again. (To Valencia Vigrid) And it's so good to see you again, Valencia Vigrid.
Valencia Vigrid: You too, Lincoln, it's been seven years since we last met.
Lincoln went up to Valencia Vigrid and he hugged her, and Valencia Vigrid is very surprised at just how much taller, more handsome, and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him, and she also felt just how much stronger and how much more muscular he's really become, and they had an atomic red blush on her face, and the atomic red blush on her face soon became even deeper when she saw he still has his vampire fangs and massive white angel wings with stars on the feathers and orange and aurora-colored tips on the feathers, large gold halo with four large orbiting gold rings on each corner behind his head, along with hearing his mature, deeper, and manlier voice and seeing the large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on his head, eleven massive and long white wolf tails with rainbow markings and rainbow tips and white rabbit tail with rainbow markings on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, fine hair on his massive forearms, short stubble on his jawline, and chest hair in the middle of his chest, He-Man's chest harness, and many other accessories, and she also met his familiars, the male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, the white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and the white Wolf Familiar, Seiko.
Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I haven't seen you since you were seventeen, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.
Valencia Vigrid: Holy crap, you sure have, you've really grown up to be very big and very strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the cute eleven-year-old little boy into a 18-year-old 8'3" tall, very handsome, and manly man with really massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, and you still have those vampire fangs and massive white angel wings, that's so awesome, and the large white wolf ears on your head and the eleven massive and long white wolf tails with markings and white rabbit tail on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, fine hair on your massive forearms, short beard stubble on your jawline, and chest hair in the middle of your chest and many accessories and gold halo behind your head, that's really new, along with getting He-Man's chest harness. You've really really grown a lot and became a man, but you're still the same kind boy from long ago, plus, you've also grown even more bigger in muscle mass, you can land an airplane on that massive, wider, and more muscular back, squash a melon with those really muscular quads and thighs, and cut a rock into a diamond on those rock-hard eight-pack abs, and there's not even a tape measure long enough to measure that chiseled chest or massive biceps. Plus, I've also met your familiars, and they are really awesome.
Me: And he'd also been hit with massive amounts of cosmic radiation and he'd been imbued with the same powers as me, and he's become truly immortal, and Lincoln, you know her?
Lincoln: Indeed I do, J.D., this is Valencia Vigrid, Keyblade Knight of Vigrid, she's my Guardian Angel from from Michigan, she's an extremely powerful Umbra Witch and a powerful force of epic power. She was born and raised in Vigrid, and she has intense darkness and demonic powers. She's a true master of darkness, The Dark Arts, dark magic, black magic, and Satanic Magic, and she has all the powers of The Umbra Witches and has control over The Infernal Demons. She is The Keyblade Knight of Vigrid and she's been a witness to the horrible events of The Witch Hunts and what happened in Vigrid over 500 years ago along with being a powerful Guardian of Time. She came to Royal Woods long ago, and she really trained me a lot about how to use the Keyblade and I'd quickly absorbed all that knowledge, and I became an expert in wielding the Keyblade and she'd trained me on how to use the magic spells associated with the Keyblade, and she's also one of the Keyblade Knights formed by Carolina Keyblada, and like her fellow Keyblade Knights, she harbors a deep grudge against Xehanort for all of the pain and suffering that he caused in his quest to forge the X-Blade and use it to destroy the entire universe and remake it in his image, and she swore if he ever returns again, she would slay him right where he stands and see to it that all those who follow him shall follow him to The Black Gates, and she also trained me a lot when it came to using the powers of darkness and The Dark Arts.
Nico: Wait, that mean...?!
Jeanne: You were trained in the Umbran Arts by Valencia seven years ago?
Bayonetta: (British Accent) We were unaware of that little development, so you've been trained in the Umbran Arts six years ago and mastered many of our skills.
Lincoln: Along with summoning Infernal Demons, but thanks to Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan for putting that cluster of weakening chips on me, those skills were locked away until I ascended further and the chips were forever shattered.
Nico: And I was absolutely pissed those five did that. Next revelation I hear about them that almost got you killed by them, I'm heading to The Simulator and I'm ripping Dark Lori, Dark Lynn, Dark Lola, Dark Lisa, and Dark Luan apart.
Lincoln: Well, brace yourself, you're gonna take that trip to The Simulator to rip them limb from limb when you hear this, and now that you're here, Valencia.
Lincoln went up to and hugged Valencia Vigrid in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, he leaned his head down the right side of her neck, and he slowly bit her and he fed on her blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed along with his large gold halo and four orbiting gold rings on each corner of the halo behind his head and eleven massive and long white tails with rainbow tips and rainbow markings. He slowly unlatched his fangs from her neck as her neck healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit her.
Valencia Vigrid: Wow, you're still just as gentle as ever when you feed on one of your Guardian Angels, Lincoln.
Suddenly, an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared on the neck of Valencia Vigrid with red gems on the gold lightning bolts and purple crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of The Buddha along with a white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love on her neck.
Valencia Vigrid: (Surprised) Lincoln, are these...?!
Lincoln: Yep, that's an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love and an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love, which means you're now part of my harem and my many future wives, Valencia Vigrid.
Valencia Vigrid had a smile on her face and tears in her eyes as Lincoln still had his massive and powerful muscular arms around her and he leaned down to her face and kissed her on the lips and she also returned it, and we cheered for them, then we went up to the six girls, and when Lincoln saw them, he immediately recognized them. The six girls are Dr. Marilyn from the Red Baron anime, Hipopo Popota and Amu Amayume from Gamen kara Detekita Oshi Vtuber to H na Dousei Seikatsu ~Muma ka wa ASMR Haishinsha wa Jirai-kei ?~, and Mashiro Amatsuki and Minori Nanahashi from One Room.
Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Dr. Marilyn from the Red Baron anime, Hipopo Popota and Amu Amayume from Gamen kara Detekita Oshi Vtuber to H na Dousei Seikatsu ~Muma ka wa ASMR Haishinsha wa Jirai-kei ?~, and Mashiro Amatsuki and Minori Nanahashi from One Room.
Nicole: Whoa, awesome.
Lincoln: Are you girls okay?
Dr. Marilyn: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.
Then, when Dr. Marilyn and the other five girls saw who it was that saved them from David Monroe, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 18-year-old 8'3" tall, handsome hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, long wild white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair and large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on top of his head with large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four large orbiting golden rings on each corner behind his head, fine hair on his massive muscular forearms and beard stubble on his jawline, rainbow colored thunderbird with a gold lightning bolt and the Ebonwu Squadron emblem emblazoned on his forehead with Third Eye on his forehead with rainbow iris, rows of straight teeth with vampire fangs, Crest of Miracles on his massive right pec and golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle on his massive left pec, Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his massive, wider, and more muscular back, and on top is the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, Vampire Bat, Werewolf, and Buffalo and a Rinnegan-like marking, and right below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a rainbow kanji with nine magatama in between that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Almighty Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Almighty Master of The Elemental Forces, The Storms, The Cosmos, and The Universe, Master of Hero Personas and Many Powers, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Voice of Reason, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, Golden-Hearted Lover and Father of Many Kids, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Son of Lynn Sr. and Rita Loud, Loving Grandson of Albert Loud and Samuel Loud, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Future Husband, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family, Powerful Alpha Vampire-Werewolf-Cyborg Hybrid, Descendant of The Seventeenth Century Duke Lincoln McLoud of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Archenemy of Max Dillon Also Known as Electro, Destroyer and Slayer of Extremely Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry, Psychotic, Irredeemable Bastards and Tyrants, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, Jack-Of-All-Trades, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True God of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Savior of The Loud House and Michigan, True Immortal Hero, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of Many of Team Loud Phoenix Storm's Branch Teams, Spice Demon of The Loud Family, Surfer of The Legendary Wave Humungadunga, Third-In-Command And Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Emissary of The Cosmos and The Heavens, Ambassador of Harmony, Friendship, Purity, Hope, Courage, and Love, and God of Friendship, Hope, Love, Courage, and Justice Dodgeball Angel King of Gotham Royal York, The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms and Warriors of Japan, Fearsome Defender of His Many Guardian Angels, and Destroyer of The House of Damaskinos", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it on his broad left shoulder, and Mark of Manhood tattoo of a male bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" on his massive left muscular forearm, and he had his Rabbit Miraculous, Eini, with him, his male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, his white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and his white Wolf Familiar, Seiko, along with Darkus Battle Ax Vladitor, Darkus Omega Leonidas, Pyrus Omega Leonidas, Haos Omega Leonidas, Subterra Omega Leonidas, Ventus Omega Leonidas, and Ventus Omega Leonidas.
He had his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Almighty Eternal Friendship Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds, The Sickle Swords of Hinon, and the purified Universe 666 version of The Miracle Box holstered on his wider and muscular back, his large orange Crystal Saber, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, his Omnipotent Elemental Thunderbird Phoenix Angel of Universal Harmonious Loud Justice, Mythological Hope, and Eternal Love Almighty Book, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Elemental Harmony on his left hip, his Eater of Sins revolver and Elemental Universal Thunderbird hand-cannon Blaster holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation and embedded Stone of Gelel on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted gold metal bands with multi-colored on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, large gold cuff Bracers of The Champions of the Universe with large rainbow gems on his large wrists with the Dragon Ball Bracelet on the left large gold cuff bracer and other bracelets merged with the left large gold cuff Bracer and large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony shrunk to the size of a gem on top, massive indestructible white angel wings with stars and orange and aurora-colored tips on the large white feathers and eleven massive and long powerful white wolf tails with rainbow tips and rainbow markings with white rabbit tail on top of the eleven massive and long white wolf tails, he has on He-Man's chest harness with colored gems on the orange crisscross straps and gold metal circular chest plate with phoenix carved on it and surrounded by red gems and on the back of the straps is a kanji that said Lincoln Loud, Truly Loving Gold-Hearted Brother, Son, Grandson, and Father, and he was dressed in an orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long white trenchcoat coattails with Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Moonlight, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Great Old Ones, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids on the coattails and they also had intense powerful rainbow hot flames coming off them and hanging mini silver lightning bolts on the coattails held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large golden buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and large rainbow gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large royal blue pants with rainbow fire and multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs, and large gold armored knee-high boots with colored gems on them, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with rainbow gems for eyes the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, and Eternity Kanjis on the heads, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and rainbow crystal links from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with a large rainbow Thunderbird-shaped Element of Harmony and a large silver Buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, and Eternity Kanjis on its head for the pendant on his bare chest with chest hair in the center of his chest, large white and gold accented Elemental Choker of Eternal Love and Thunderbird pendant on his neck, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, his Ring of The Phoenix large multi-colored gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Werewolf, and Buffalo on his right ring finger, Blue Lantern ring on his left ring finger and small planets orbiting around his fingers like rings, claws on his fingers with gold armored finger claws over his fingers, he has eleven large multi-colored orbs orbiting around his legs and ten multi-colored smaller orbs orbiting around his waist and circling around his feet on the floor are eleven golden crosses with angelic runes and an immense rainbow protective aura with swirling elements around him.
Dr. Marilyn: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet the rest of you.
Lincoln made twelve clones of himself, and he and his clones went up to the girls, and they hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they leaned down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the thick muscular necks of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene, and he slowly bit them and he fed on their blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as them, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed along with his large gold halo and four orbiting gold rings on each corner of the halo behind his head. He then slowly unlatched his fangs from their necks as their necks healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit them.
Dr. Marilyn: (Seductively and rubs her hands on Lincoln's massive pecs) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.
Suddenly, six Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Dr. Marilyn, Hipopo Popota, Amu Amayume, Mashiro Amatsuki, and Minori Nanahashi with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha along with white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks. We returned to the World Tree Estate and the rest of the team was shocked to find out the villain we went after was an old enemy of Lincoln's named David Monroe, a natural born criminal and thug who terrorized Royal Woods for six years and he physically harmed a ton of people including Lincoln's sisters, parents, and friends, and it got Lincoln so pissed off, he basically trashed David Monroe and he kicked him so hard in the crotch, he destroyed his whole reproductive system and he sent that thug to prison for the rest of his life. Now, six years later, he broke out and wanted revenge on Lincoln.
But, when Lincoln showed what we did in thrashing him all over the place and Lincoln sucking out David Monroe's blood, massive muscle mass, virility, and strength that left him dead and thin as a rake and weak and Lincoln destroying him and sending him to The Black Gates, everyone cheered and hugged us and Lincoln's harem kissed him on the cheeks. Lincoln and Valencia Vigrid have a lot of catching up to do, now that she's back in town.
Maria: Oh man, I can't believe that thug, David Monroe, broke out.
Lincoln: I thought I was rid of him six years ago, but he sure didn't know when to give up.
Me: Yep, but now, he's finally dead and gone forever.
Nico: And he's never coming back.
After finally getting rid of David Monroe and this time for good, we were training intensely in the gym, doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and we were also doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get our eleven massive and long wolf tails even more stronger than ever as well, and when Valencia Vigrid saw Lincoln doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear his mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, she had an atomic red blush on her face, hearts in her eyes, and her nose was bleeding.
Valencia Vigrid: My God, I was right that Lincoln's really grown into a 18-year-old, 8'3" tall, really big, handsome, sexy, and extremely super strong manly man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs really hard at work, and really working out with those 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells and he's not even getting tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan, and he's also doing 900,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, and he now looks even more ripped than ever. He's definitely been continuing on bodybuilding and working out even more for many years, and because of that along with the combination of his diet plan that we gave him, along with his hyperpuberty and genes, he'd gained the powerful and massive body that all bodybuilders could only dream of. If anyone tried to mess with him now, they were in for a world of hurt and trouble, and he's always been there to defend and protect us from Chandler, his goons, Pablo, Anderson, and Hawk and Hank at school or out in public, and he was also quick to defend us from Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan if they get out of search control again, along with Killjoy Huggins.
Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under a lot of very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, Valencia, and I can still defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger and bigger in muscle mass, I've also gotten smarter as well.
Valencia Vigrid: That's incredible, and we'd already known just how strong you were long ago ever since you did some wrestling and working out with some of the other Guardian Angels long ago, and we're so proud of just how much stronger you've gotten, and just how much taller you've gotten, along with getting that much bigger in muscle mass, and you've also been getting smarter as well.
Me: You got that right, plus, we heard all of the stories from Lincoln about you girls and about how you all helped him in his training to become an emerging hero before Team Loud Phoenix Storm was formed, and how he grew from the little boy from years ago into the really big, really strong, and really powerful man we know today.
Valencia Vigrid: I knew it was only a matter of time before he told everyone that story.
Nico: Yep. So, Valencia, what memories did you have with Lincoln?
Valencia Vigrid put up a video as it played on the big screen, and it showed Lincoln and Valencia Vigrid training at her house.
Past Valencia Vigrid: You're doing great, Lincoln, your training is really starting to show results.
Past Lincoln: Thanks, Valencia.
LOUD MONSTROUS BELCH!
Suddenly, they heard a loud monstrous belch and caught the stench of B.O. and feet.
Past Lincoln: Oh great, there's no mistaking that loud belch from anywhere. Get out here, Lynn, I can smell the sweat coming off you and your sweaty pits!
Suddenly, they saw Lynn come out, and she was out for blood again, and she wasn't alone, she also brought Lori, Lola, Lisa, and Luan.
Past Valencia Vigrid: Oh great, she also brought that homicidal joker, that heartless mad scientist, that rampaging pageant demon, and that angry stupid control freak!
Past Lincoln: I've had about enough of this, let's get them!
Valencia Vigrid and Lincoln went after Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan who tried to attack them, but at the last moment, they dodged and activated Witch Time which allowed them to launch attacks on the five of them, and they got bruised and bloodied. Then, they pummeled them with Wicked Weaves as they summoned the limbs of demons, and then, they summoned two giant demon fists formed by the Wicked Weaves, and they sent them right at Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan and sent them flying right back to The Loud House as the video ended.
Nico: Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, Luan! (ENRAGED SCREAM) THAT'S IT!
Nico went into The Simulator, and as it activates, he wound up in Royal Woods. Then, he spotted Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan who were chasing after Lincoln with murder in their minds, but Nico fired blasts of energy that separated their Dark Sides, and he proceeded to really rip them to shreds and he sent them to The Black Gates and The Simulator deactivated and he was really covered in blood.
Nico: (Sighs) That's much better.
Eli: We saw the whole thing, you tore Dark Lori, Dark Lynn, Dark Lola, Dark Lisa, and Dark Luan to shreds.
Lincoln: They deserved it though.
Luna: No doubt, dude.
Laney: We hated those monsters for a long time for what they've done.
Lana: And it was a long time coming for those five monsters.
We got a shower afterwards, and then, Lincoln, Aldra, Annelotte, Branwen, Liliana, Luna Luna, Sigui, Sainyang, and Tarnyang are heading to Indigo Ocean.
Lincoln snapped his fingers, and the 18-year-old, white-haired, 8'3", handsome and extremely muscular man had on his new large orange and black speedo with a Thunderbird and a lightning bolt surrounded by elemental forces and stars on it with rainbow flames coming off the speedo, orange sandals, his jewelry and accessories, and he had his weapons holstered in case of trouble.
And Aldra, Annelotte, Branwen, Liliana, Luna Luna, Sigui, Sainyang, and Tarnyang are dressed in two-piece colored bikinis The Musiqidandi Sisters made for them, colored sandals, and they had their weapons holstered in case of trouble. Plus, we found out Aldra, Annelotte, Branwen, Liliana, Luna Luna, Sigui, Sainyang, and Tarnyang all had feelings for Lincoln, and he also had feelings for them, and he also saved them all from an ambush by a group of musclebound thugs Flip hired to kill them, Lincoln sucked out their muscle mass, virility, strength, blood, and life energy as it killed them all which made those buttfaces go insane with anger, until Lincoln fired energy blasts at those buttfaces and more gold and jewels and treasures came out of them, but they also got to keep their heads up, they got word that mutant has sent more muscle-bound thugs to kill them.
Aldra: Wow, so, this is Indigo Ocean, it sure is beautiful.
Lincoln: It sure is, Aldra, and it's perfect for our first date. Shall we?
Lincoln, Aldra, Annelotte, Branwen, Liliana, Luna Luna, Sigui, Sainyang, and Tarnyang dived into the waters and they had fun swimming in the ocean, and they also saw the creatures that lived there, then, they went back to the beach and they had an awesome volleyball match, and Aldra, Annelotte, Branwen, Liliana, Luna Luna, Sigui, Sainyang, and Tarnyang got an extremely massive and deep atomic red blush on their faces when they saw Lincoln lift thirteen massive 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells Lincoln summoned in his large and strong hands and thirteen massive and long white wolf tails.
But then, they saw the hulking muscle-bound thugs that Flip hired coming after them, but Lincoln grabbed each of them one by one and he sucked out all of their muscle mass, strength, and virility and made them thin as rakes and completely weak and he set them on fire and sent them to The Black Gates forever.
Lincoln: Nice try, you stupid mutant!
Then, they had some lunch, and then, as the sun was about to set, Lincoln made clones of himself and he and his clones went up to Aldra, Annelotte, Branwen, Liliana, Luna Luna, Sigui, Sainyang, and Tarnyang and they hugged the girls in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and Aldra, Annelotte, Branwen, Liliana, Luna Luna, Sigui, Sainyang, and Tarnyang placed their hands on the massive pecs of Lincoln and his clones, and then, they shared a passionate and romantic kiss and he also marked them as he slowly sank his fangs into them and fed on their blood. They came back home to The World Tree Estate, and Nico and I saw Lincoln covered in kisses on his face, body, and eight-pack abs.
Me: (Whistles) Wow, it looks like you really had a good time at Indigo Ocean, eh, Lincoln?
Lincoln: (In Heaven) It...was...so... AWESOME!
Suddenly, eight Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Aldra, Annelotte, Branwen, Liliana, Luna Luna, Sigui, Sainyang, and Tarnyang with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha and white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks.
Lily the Mermaid: Whoa, now Aldra, Annelotte, Branwen, Liliana, Luna Luna, Sigui, Sainyang, and Tarnyang are in your harem.
Jenna: And Flip had some nerve trying to kill them, that mutant is just making things much worse for himself.
Serena Logan: I always knew that stupid mutant cheapskate was and always will be nothing but fucking trouble, and he's just making things worse for himself.
Rarity: And trying to kill Aldra, Annelotte, Branwen, Liliana, Luna Luna, Sigui, Sainyang, and Tarnyang, now that repulsive ape is really going to get it.
Lincoln: And we also had a run-in with more of the hulking muscle-bound hired thugs they sent to kill us yet again, but I sucked out their muscle mass, strength, and virility and killed them all and sent them to The Black Gates, and that mutant should be screaming with pure vengeance and hate at us in 3...2...1!
Suddenly, we heard Flip scream and bellow with extreme hatred and rage and cursing right at us, and now, that moron has officially lost his mind.
Maria: (Flips Flip the middle finger) Yeah, up yours, you mutant moronic cheapskate!
Nico: Even after we kicked Flip's miserable hide, that mutant still refuses to quit!
Lincoln: Same with Lewis Travolta, Dark Amy, Icky Vicky, Billy McLean, Pablo, Anderson, and the other jerks at Dad's restaurant, but it's much more fun to see their thugs get killed by me.
Me: It sure is, and it's so much more fun seeing them blow their stacks!
We then saw Lincoln form a viewing window, and then, Lincoln snapped his fingers.
SNAPS FINGERS!
We saw a massive funnel appeared in Flip's mouth, and then, massive cartons of the extremely powerful laxatives that Shizuka and her sisters used on Killjoy Huggins and Lewis Travolta appeared over the funnel.
Me: (GASPS) ARE THOSE...?!
Nico: The extremely powerful laxatives Shizuka and her sisters used on Killjoy Huggins and Lewis Travolta?!
Luna: DO IT, BRO!
Then, the extremely powerful laxatives were dumped into Flip's mouth and the funnel was removed. Then, Flip's stomach gurgled and rumbled, and then...!
MASSIVELY LOUD AND EXTREMELY WET FART!
Flip farted and massive tons of gold, jewels, gems, and other currencies exploded out of his three-cheeked butt like crazy!
Flip stopped farting like crazy.
Lincoln: That's for trying to get your musclebound thugs to murder me and the girls in my harem, you disgusting three butt-cheeked mutant!
Nico: Jeez. Those laxatives are really powerful, I still remember when you tried that prank on me years ago, Connor, but that failed.
Me: Because of you using Walker's powers.
Connor Chan: Flip's really pissing me off now, if he does this again, I'm gonna shove a grenade down his throat!
Nico: Connor, I know you're angry, but we're saving it for December 1st when we kill him, Icky Vicky, and Xehanort. Now, don't even think of getting into the weapons room or I'm telling Dad!
Connor Chan: Tattle tale.
We were watching TV and Sheila was getting heavy.
Crimson Dynamo: (Russian Accent) Hope you don't mind me and KGBeast visiting.
Me: Not at all Anton. This will be fun.
KGBeast: (Russian Accent) It sure will comrades.
Lola: It sure will.
Sheila then screamed!
Me: Huh!?
We saw water on the floor and that meant one thing!
Sheila: Guys! It's time!
Nico: Uh oh! Her water broke! Lets get her to the hospital!
Ratchet: Okay here we go guys!
We got her loaded up into Ratchet and we were off to the hospital!
Varie: Okay start your breathing Sheila!
We later arrived and got her into the delivery room.
KGbeast: (Russian Accent) I think we should expect her to turn into Shredlegs randomly during this.
Nico: We'll see.
Me: Yeah.
I was playing Go Fish with Lincoln and Girl Jordan and Leeli.
Me: Hmm. Lincoln do you got any 4's?
Lincoln: Aw man.
He gave me 3 of them.
I got a set.
Me: Hmm. Girl Jordan got any 3's?
Girl Jordan: Sorry J.D. go fish.
Me: Tartarsauce.
Me: Aw barnacles.
I drew a card.
Sheila: (SCREAMING)
Leeli: Geez that must hurt.
Me: Yeah it's natural for her.
Aligned Megatron: Is she turning into Shredlegs right now?
Eli: No she isn't. I don't sense it.
Aligned Megatron: Good. I think Shredlegs knows what Labor is.
Nico: Thank goodness.
Qin: Yeah.
Sheila: ERIC THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT! I WILL RIP OUT YOUR INTESTINES AND EAT THEM IF THIS HAPPENS AGAIN!
Me: (GULP)
Lincoln: Thank goodness that will not happen for real.
Eddy: She might do it as Shredlegs
Luan: Eddy!
Eddy: Sorry.
The screaming stopped.
Me: Oh she must be done.
Then the doors later opened and out came Eric and Sheila and in their arms were three adorable baby girls. They had Sheila's green hair and Eric's blue eyes.
Me: Oh Eric, Sheila they are so adorable.
Nico: Aww they sure are.
Sheila: Meet our 3 baby girls. Lillian Vale Loud, Nikita Marie Loud and Celeste Vicky Loud.
Nico: Aww. Those are beautiful names.
Camie: They sure are.
Eric Loud: They are our beautiful girls.
Me: Congratulations you guys.
Lily: I agree there.
Optimus: You two should be very proud
Sheila: We are.
We got an awesome photo of them.
Later we got Sheila back home and to the nursery.
Me: Now if you need anything let us know okay?
Sheila: Will do.
We sat her in the rocker.
We then got into the living room and then the windows flew open.
Me: Uh oh.
Then we heard a familiar song!
Flying in with a Jeweled Hummingbird Dress was NONE OTHER THAN LADY GAGA HERSELF!
Lady Gaga: (SINGING)
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
Caught in a bad romance
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
Caught in a bad romance
Rah, rah-ah-ah-ah
Roma, roma-ma
Gaga, ooh-la-la
Want your bad romance
Rah, rah-ah-ah-ah
Roma, roma-ma
Gaga, ooh-la-la
Want your bad romance
I want your ugly, I want your disease
I want your everything as long as it's free
I want your love
Love, love, love, I want your love (hey)
I want your drama, the touch of your hand (hey)
I want your leather-studded kiss in the sand
I want your love
Love, love, love, I want your love (love, love, love)
(I want your love)
You know that I want you
And you know that I need you
I want it bad, your bad romance
I want your love, and I want your revenge
You and me could write a bad romance (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
I want your love and all your lover's revenge
You and me could write a bad romance
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
Caught in a bad romance
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
Caught in a bad romance
Rah, rah-ah-ah-ah
Roma, roma-ma
Gaga, ooh-la-la
Want your bad romance
I want your horror, I want your design
'Cause you're a criminal as long as you're mine
I want your love
Love, love, love, I want your love
I want your psycho, your vertigo shtick (hey)
Want you in my rear window, baby, you're sick
I want your love
Love, love, love, I want your love (love, love, love)
(I want your love)
You know that I want you
And you know that I need you ('cause I'm a free bitch, baby)
I want it bad, your bad romance
I want your love, and I want your revenge
You and me could write a bad romance (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
I want your love and all your lover's revenge
You and me could write a bad romance
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
Caught in a bad romance
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
Caught in a bad romance
Rah, rah-ah-ah-ah
Roma, roma-ma
Gaga, ooh-la-la
Want your bad romance
Rah, rah-ah-ah-ah
Roma, roma-ma
Gaga, ooh-la-la
Want your bad romance
Walk, walk, fashion baby
Work it, move that bitch crazy
Walk, walk, fashion baby
Work it, move that bitch crazy
Walk, walk, fashion baby
Work it, move that bitch crazy
Walk, walk, passion baby
Work it, I'm a free bitch, baby
I want your love, and I want your revenge
I want your love, I don't wanna be friends
J'veux ton amour, et je veux ta revanche
J'veux ton amour, I don't wanna be friends (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh)
No, I don't wanna be friends (oh-oh-oh, caught in a bad romance)
I don't wanna be friends (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh)
Want your bad romance (oh-oh-oh)
Caught in a bad romance
Want your bad romance
I want your love, and I want your revenge
You and me could write a bad romance (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
I want your love and all your lover's revenge
You and me could write a bad romance
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
(Want your bad romance)
Caught in a bad romance
(Want your bad romance)
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
(Want your bad romance)
Caught in a bad romance
Rah, rah-ah-ah-ah
Roma, roma-ma
Gaga, ooh-la-la
Want your bad romance
She landed in our living room!
Me: NO WAY!
Qin: I don't believe it! Lady Gaga Herself!
Xenia: WOW!
Lady Gaga: Team Loud Phoenix Storm it's an honor.
Me: Lady Gaga! It's truly an honor to have you here!
Nico: We love ALL of your songs!
Eli: It's an honor! What brings you here?
Lady Gaga: I felt someone unhappy and she needs my help.
Eli: I think it's Luna Loud. She has been feeling down.
Lady Gaga: I am here to help. Lisa Simpson it's good to see you again.
Lisa Simpson: You too Ms. Gaga. Thank you for helping me out a while back.
Lady Gaga: It was my pleasure.
Me: Right this way.
We went to Luna's room.
Luna Loud: I don't know if I can do this.
There was a knock.
Luna: Come in.
I came in.
Luna: Hey bro what's up.
Me: Sorry to come in like this Luna but you have a very special visitor.
Lady Gaga came in.
Luna: (GASP) Lady Gaga! Rockin to meet you!
Lady Gaga: It's an honor too Luna.
Me: She's here to help you.
Luna: I'm truly honored!
Nico: Luna, if you're feeling down about how I nearly went to prison, don't be. I chose to turn myself in
Luna: No Nico it's not that. I'm just nervous and scared. Because I want to pop the question to Sam.
She showed a beautiful Rainbow Diamond Ring to us.
Me: Oh Luna that is beautiful.
Lady Gaga: Sam will love it Luna.
Luna: I'm just nervous.
Lady Gaga: Don't be Luna. You and Sam were made for each other. And I know you will be the happiest couple ever. You have had an amazing crush on her for as long as you remember.
Luna: Wow. All right I will ask her.
Me: Go for it.
Maria: We'll be next to you
Luna: Thanks guys.
Lady Gaga: You're welcome.
We went to Sam's room and Luna went in.
Sam S.L.: Hey Luna.
Luna: Sam I have something I want to ask you.
Sam S.L.: What is it Luna?
Luna: I have known you for as long as I can remember and I want to ask you this.
She then got down on one knee and Sam gasped and saw the ring.
Luna: I love you more than anyone in the world. Sam will you marry me?
Sam S.L.: OH LUNA OF COURSE I WILL MARRY YOU!
She and Luna hugged and Luna put the ring on her and we cheered wildly for her and Sam! And the 2 kissed.
Whitney came in and hugged them both!
WE WERE SO HAPPY!
Lady Gaga: I'm so happy for you both!
Sam S.L.: (GASP) Lady Gaga! Oh wow! It's an honor.
Me: Luna was so nervous about wanting to pop the question that she came and helped her.
Sam S.L.: Oh wow! Thank you Ms. Gaga.
Lady Gaga: You're welcome.
?: Boy that is what I call an L.G. Intervention.
?: Me too.
We saw 2 girls. One had red hair and blue eyes and had orange clothes and had red angel wings and she had a tiara with the Donbrothers symbol on it and the same symbol on her skirt.
The second girl had orange hair and yellow eyes and had orange angel wings and had red clothes and had a tiara with the King Ohger's symbol on it and the same symbol on her skirt.
Dahlia Donbrothers: Dahlia Donbrothers, Embodiment of the Donbrothers.
Kendall Arthur: Kendall Arthur, Embodiment of the King Ohgers.
Me: Awesome to meet you girls.
Nico: Tell us more about yourselves.
Dahlia Donbrothers: Well I'm a festival planner and I make awesome festivals for every occasion and it's awesome.
Kendall Arthur: And I'm a historian and specialize in the history of Camelot and the Knights Templar.
Jessie Knudson: That is awesome!
Lola: It sure is!
Nico: Would you 2 like to join the team?
Dahlia Donbrothers: We would be honored.
Kendall Arthur: Yeah!
We cheered.
Red Lantern Ratchet: Which Embodiments are we gonna meet now?
Poromon: Ones for the Mega Man Robots. We're already meeting their Gene Slammers, aren't we?
Nico: That works. As long as we include Embodiments for Twilight Sparkle and friends too.
Me: Awesome!
Twilight Sparkle: Yeah!
Lady Gaga: I'm looking forward to seeing that. Well I best be off. I got concerts and people to help.
Me: Thanks for helping us out Lady Gaga.
Lady Gaga: Anytime.
She left.
Me: There goes an awesome and amazing woman.
Lola: Yep.
Stewie: Sheila, you should know that it's possible your kids might get Gene Slammed forms of their own.
Sheila: I know. But I discovered that my kids all have Spiderman powers.
Spiderman: Wow! Looks like I got some kids to teach.
Nico: You'll be a great mentor to them Peter.
Qin: Yeah.
Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes, the rainbow iris of his Third Eye, his cutie mark tattoo on his back and Thunderbolt cutie mark with circle of surrounding elements on his massive left pec glowed, and he had a vision, and he saw who it was that we're going to confront today: it was none other than General Romanoff, general of The Russian Federation CCCR, and Natalia, spy for The Russian Federation CCCR, and they've come back for revenge against the Park crew.
We knew it meant trouble.
Lincoln: Oh dear God!
Lincoln sounded the alarm and we rushed in.
Nico: We heard the alarm, what's wrong, Lincoln?
Lincoln: Nico, everyone, we've got a seriously huge emergency. I just had a vision and I saw who it was that we're going to confront today, they are none other than General Romanoff, general of The Russian Federation CCCR, and Natalia, spy for The Russian Federation CCCR, and they've come back for revenge against the Park crew.
We gasped.
Me: Oh Hell no! I thought I was done with Romanoff!
Nico: Same with that bitch, Natalia!
Eli: Wait, you guys know them?!
Me: We do. These two are wanted criminals for their crimes against Russia. They tried to bypass the U.S-Russia Nuclear Arms Treaty, calling for Russia to never fire a missile at the U.S.A and vice versa and bring a part of the U.S to their missile, starting and finishing with the chunk of the park, which would in turn start World War III.
We gasped. Just then, Mordecai, Rigby, and the Park Crew came in.
Mordecai: I can't believe it, Natalia's back, but I thought we got rid of her.
Me: Looks like Romanoff brought her back to finish what they started. Well, that ends now, come on, gang, we're heading to The Park to end Romanoff and Natalia.
Nico: Those two war criminals are looking at getting put to death for this!
Eli: This is going to get messy.
Lola: Yeah!
Me: What can you two tell us about them?
Rigby: You guys are not going to like this.
We were told everything.
General Romanoff
General Romanoff is general of Russian Federation CCCR. He is antagonist of Regular Show. He appears in the episode The Real Thomas.
After baby Nikolai (Thomas) was found by CCCR, they raised him as a weapon.
After Thomas was embraced by new mom from M.O.M.M, Natalia, Commander Romanoff orders them an operation of Park Lift.
He appears along with Karpov and Premier Koshkov confronted by President Davis, Secretary Clifton and General McMurphy.
However after Natalia's death at the hands of Thomas and park crew, USA rejoice in victory as Romanoff along with Russians humiliated and defeated.
Natalia
Natalia first appears in "The Real Thomas", where she is introduced by Benson as his new girlfriend. He says she is a schoolteacher named "Natalie" and announces to the staff that their only jobs are to stay out of his way while he shows his date around the park. Meanwhile, Rigby becomes suspicious of Thomas and eventually convinces Mordecai and Muscle Man after finding a secret room in the AV room where Pops and Skips are tied up. Before they can help Benson, however, Natalia puts him in handcuffs and pushes him into the secret room.
Natalia explains that she's a Russian spy and that one of the park's own staff has been working there undercover for two years. Benson, even more confused, questions who. On cue, Natalia reveals it to be Thomas - whose real name is "Nikolai". Thomas, in a Russian accent, reveals he is a Russian spy as well.
Thomas explains that the parks in Russia are outdated and that Natalia and himself were sent to infiltrate an American park. Natalia announces their new orders from General Romanoff and they depart, taking the park crew hostage. Natalia then reveals to Thomas their true plans: to bypass the U.S-Russia Nuclear Arms Treaty (which calls for Russia to never fire a missile at the U.S.A and vice versa) and bring a part of the U.S to their missile, starting and finishing with the chunk of the park, which would in turn start World War III. Nikolai, completely unaware of this ulterior motive, is horrified as he never intended to hurt anyone. Thomas then realizes that the park was like a home to him and can't go through with the plan. He and Natalia struggle for the remote, during which time Natalia falls out of the open hatch to her death (she is eaten whole by a whale).
When Benson sees her get eaten, he cries out for her (as he believed that they could've worked their issue out), only to be reminded by Mordecai that she tried to kill them.
When they were done we were horrified!
Qin: Oh man!
Benson: When we get to the Park, Thomas has something to explain. It's going to shock you.
Muscle Man: And don't ask us to tell it now!
Me: Okay we won't.
The previous group came.
Firebrand: Can me, Kaos, Dr. Viktor, Mr. Fizz, Technus, Man Boy, Femme Fatale, Trapster, Kangor, and Saix go with you guys?
Nico: Yes you can come with.
Qin: This will be awesome.
Nico: First Embodiments will be for Mega Man and Roll.
Lola: Cool.
Indigo Zap: Nico, which Gene Slammer do you think you'll meet next?
Nico: Junk Man next.
Qin: Ooh!
Lana: Awesome! This is gonna be cool.
Me: Yeah it will!
Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes, the rainbow iris of his Third Eye, his cutie mark tattoo on his back and Thunderbolt cutie mark with circle of surrounding elements on his massive left pec glowed, and the rainbow colored iris of Lincoln, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., and Rita's Third Eye, and everyone else's Third Eye glowed even more and our rainbow energy auras, rainbow protective auras, and rainbow fire auras flared up even more, as they sensed a massively powerful energy signal with their eyes and the Force, and they saw who the figure was in the vision: the figure is none other than Universe 666 Zarbon, the first of Universe 666 Sebastian's resurrected mind-controlled minions, and that lunatic has sent him out to kill us. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.
Lincoln: Oh dear God!
Rayman: I can guess that we got big trouble heading our way. Lincoln, who was it that you saw?
Lincoln: You guessed it, Rayman, and this is someone that we're so not going to like one bit. Nico, everyone, we've got a seriously huge emergency. I just had a vision and I saw who it was that we're going to confront today, the person is none other than Universe 666 Zarbon, the next of Universe 666 Sebastian's resurrected mind-controlled minions, and that lunatic has sent him out to kill us.
We gasped.
Buster Bunny: Just like Sebastian before his Dark Side was removed, he always sent those he didn't trust ever to do his dirty work, and there were a lot of them whom he never could trust.
Calamity Coyote: (Through a signboard) Leave him to me, I'll beat him senselessly just like Professor Wile did to Universe 666 Broly.
Nico: Okay then, Calamity.
Minerva Mink: Try not to go too wild with your supply of explosives.
Babs Bunny: Oh, kind of like what you and Lincoln did to Zarbon last year?
We laughed.
Plucky Duck: Hey. He deserved it though.
Nico: But, Minerva's right though, try not to go too wild with the explosives, Calamity. Last thing you want is getting blown up again and sent to the hospital once more. Alright, gang, let's go, we're off to The Park to deal with some unfinished business with Romanoff and Natalia.
Lincoln: Those two Russian traitors are going to pay for what they've tried to do, and once we get done with them, you're next, Universe 666 Zarbon.
Buster Bunny: You knew this day would come, you lunatic. Now, you will pay for everything you've done.
Lincoln put up a rainbow energy field around The World Tree Estate and all of us headed out to The Park to deal with some unfinished business with Romanoff and Natalia, and once we got done with Romanoff and Natalia, Calamity Coyote is going to take down Universe 666 Zarbon and break Universe 666 Sebastian's control over him.
We were off to the Park.
We arrived at the park.
Kaos: The good old Park!
Me: It's as beautiful as always.
Camie: It sure is.
Varie: Yep.
We went into the house and it was awesome as always.
Benson: Thanks for coming guys.
Me: No problem Benson.
Benson: First of all congratulations to Sheila for her 3 kids.
Me: And to Luna and Sam for getting engaged.
Benson: Hey! Congratulations girls.
Luna: Thanks dude.
Sam S.L.: I'm so happy.
Luna: Same here Sammie.
Thomas came in.
Me: Hello there Thomas.
Benson: Now, Thomas can explain himself.
Thomas: (Russian Accent) I should probably do that.
Gus Grav: What are you talking about?
Vulcan: And why are you imitating a Russian accent?
Thomas: This is my real accent. My real name isn't Thomas. I am Nikolai and I'm a Russian Spy.
WE GASPED!
Thomas/Nikolai: I was born on a cold winter's night in Kiev. But I was abandoned as a baby and declared property of the state. The KGB raised me to be the perfect weapon. No family or loyalties, except for Mother Russia. Some years ago I was embraced by a new M.O.M.M.: The Ministry Of Meadow Management, A KGB agency dedicated to research and espionage. Russian park technology is decades behind the rest of the world. In the world's theater, we are a laughing stock. What made American parks so good? We couldn't crack it. The order came from Commander Romanoff: Operation Park-Lift. We would obtain bogus credentials and sneak into the states. I would become Thomas, an average college student. We entered the US with surprisingly little resistance. Phase 1: Travel to target site. Inquire about internship opportunities. Say you will work for free. At the first chance possible, I would risk my life for the park. I would gain my coworkers' trust. I would fade into the background. I would say and do almost nothing. Phase 2: Make preparations for Phase 3. Execute Phase 4 orders. Transmit Phase 5 intelligence relating to Phase 6: Silencing potential threats to Phase 7.
We gasped again!
Me: (Speaking in Russian) Николай, ты должен знать две вещи, которые сейчас очень опасны. То, что вы собираетесь сделать, и то, что собирается сделать эта организация, созданная Россией, в конечном итоге уничтожит все человечество, потому что то, как она начнет Третью мировую войну, и то, что собираются сделать Романофф и Наталья, — это серьезные военные преступления, которые все наказуемы. смертью. (Nikolai you should know two things that are very dangerous right now. What you are going to do and what this organization made by Russia is going to do will ultimately destroy all of humanity because of how it will start World War III and what Romanoff and Natalia are going to do are big time war crimes that are all punishable by death.)
Thomas/Nikolai: (Speaking in Russian) Да, и я понимаю это сейчас, товарищ Кнудсон, потому что теперь у меня есть замечательные друзья с Мордекаем, Ригби и всеми в парке, и они показали мне настоящую любовь, которой я дорожу, и я благодарен за это. (Yes and I realize that now Comrade Knudson because I now have amazing friends with Mordecai, Rigby and everyone in the park and they showed me the true love that I cherish and I am grateful for that.)
Me: I'm glad you view that.
Mr. Fizz: Have you ever met Hercules Mulligan in your line of work?
Thomas/Nikolai: Not that I know of.
Me: That's okay.
My phone rang.
Me: Oh do you guys mind if I take this call?
Nico: Not at all.
I pulled out my cell phone and answered it.
Me: Hello?
Ambassador Tracy: J.D. hello this is U.S. Ambassador Lynne Tracy.
Me: Oh Ambassador Tracy what can we do for you?
Ambassador Tracy: I have good news for you. I was told all about The Ministry of Meadow Management and the FBI, CIA, Interpol, Scotland Yard and the President and the World Leaders have all declared it as a major Terrorist Organization. But we can't act without information on what they are going to do.
Me: That's good that they are declared terrorists. Give us a couple of hours and we'll have all the information you need on them.
Ambassador Tracy: Will do. Good luck.
Me: Won't need it.
I hung up.
Me: That was U.S. Ambassador to Russia, Lynne Tracy. They have just declared The Ministry of Meadow Management as a Terrorist Organization.
Nico: That's good news!
Me: but they can't act without Info on them.
Mushi: We should probably get proof.
Poromon: After Thomas picks a side!
Thomas: But-
Poliwag: No buts! It's either us or your organization. Now choose!
Mascots: CHOOSE! CHOOSE! CHOOSE! CHOOSE! CHOOSE! CHOOSE!
Nico: GUYS! Lets not pressure him! He has to make the decision.
Mascots: Sorry.
Thomas: And I already picked. I'm staying with you guys.
Me: Awesome choice.
Nico: Any good reason?
Thomas: Because you guys are my true friends and family.
Me: Awesome.
Femme Fatale: (to the mascots) Besides, I don't think you're in a position to pressure Thomas considering what you showed your class yesterday.
Me: You just had to bring that up didn't you.
Poromon: And we completely regret it!
Thomas: What did they do?
Me: Showed a Robot Chicken Sketch to the kids.
Benson: WHAT! Guys if you do that again you're fired!
Me: Benson you don't have the authority to fire the mascots.
Benson: Sorry force of habit.
Nico: Besides we already punished them. They are giving the Trinity of Violence massages.
Lori: And they literally give amazing massages.
Lola: Some of the best ever.
Poliwag; Not bad for our first time.
Muscle Man: How bad can it be?
Undermine: How about we show you it so you know?
Me: It's this one.
I showed the sketch.
When it was done their reactions were what we expected.
I put on Ear Muffs.
Mordecai and friends: (SCREAMING IN SHOCK)!
Kangor: (Jamaican Accent) This shouldn't impact you guys eating the cereal featured there, mon.
Benson: Nah we're pretty much grown men. We haven't eaten cereal like those in years.
Mordecai: Yeah its been a while.
Skips: But that was crazy that the Mascots showed kids that.
High Five Ghost: Yeah no kidding.
Muscle Man: You know who else likes to eat cereal like that?
Me: I think I know what's coming.
Muscle Man: MY MOM!
We laughed!
Thomas: Oh, and I DO have proof in this flash drive.
Magma: Well, that saves us time.
Me: Perfect.
I took the flash drive.
Me: Thanks Thomas.
Thomas: You're welcome.
I put it in my vest pocket.
Me: The Ministry Of Meadow Management's days are numbered.
Saix: Show that to the President.
Me: We will after we're done here.
Nico: Okay.
Thomas: Natalia and Romanoff are coming here right now and they are coming for me.
Gilda: Okay. But you can still show it to Ambassador Tracy.
Me: I'll tell her.
Nico: Right now we got more important things to do.
Camie: Yeah.
Nico: Like stop Russia from launching World War III.
Gilda: That is more important.
Twilight Sparkle: How dangerous is World War III?
Me: It makes World War II look like child's play.
Trapster: You know it hasn't even happened, right?
Me: I know I was just telling everyone what it would be like in comparison.
Trapster: Oh. Sorry.
Xenia: But yeah it's terrible.
Me: If it did happen it would be the end of humanity.
Headstrong: If it's all the same to you, I prefer Thomas.
Thomas: I do too.
Qin: Good.
Nico: Lets go bring down some Russian Terrorists.
Man Boy: How far are they?
Eli: (Concentrates) 45 klicks and closing and they are mad as hell!
Qin: Uh oh.
Lola: This is gonna be good!
Nico: Come on guys! Lets go get them!
Grier: They bring great shame to Russia.
Me: That they do!
Lola: Yeah!
Nico: Lets go! Entrance time.
We went to face them.
Natalia and Romanoff were coming over the hill and then the spirits of America came and they swirled around them and converged and then…
KRABBBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM!
A massive fiery explosion blasted off above them and a phoenix cry was heard and then we landed in front of them.
Me: Natalia and General Romanoff, you two are under arrest for War Crimes and Terrorism against the United States!
Technus: And you're trespassing on American soil.
Natalia: (Russian Accent) You brought shame against us!
Me: No it's YOU that has brought shame against Russia! So we'll give you 3 choices. 1: you can surrender and save yourselves a whole lot of pain, 2: We fight and beat you up and turn you over to the cops, or 3: We kill you. So what's it gonna be?
Natalia: I have another idea. Nikolai comes back to us!
RD Lana: His name is Thomas!
Me: If you want Thomas, you'll have to go through us!
Natalia: With pleasure!
Me: So we'll go with option 2 then!
I teleported and kicked Romanoff and flipped over Natalia and kicked her in her face.
Me: I've dealt with bad people from Russia that were much more skilled than you.
Dr. Viktor: Shocking, isn't it?
He fired blasts of purple lightning and electrocuted them both!
I kicked Romanoff and bashed him in his stomach all over.
I grabbed him and smashed him down into the ground with a powerful flip.
Horsea squirted ink.
It squirted into Natalia's eyes.
Poromon smashed beer bottles on Romanoff's head.
Then Heatwave, Stinky Butt, Melter, Touch and Go, Po Kong, Titanium Toenail, Spot, Mojo Jojo, Dodgeball Wizard, and White Lightning came
Nico: Heatwave, Stinky Butt, Melter, Touch and Go, Po Kong, Titanium Toenail, Spot, Mojo Jojo, Dodgeball Wizard, and White Lightning.
Heatwave: (to Crimson Dynamo and KGBeast) Sorry you guys had to find out about what your fellow Russians are doing.
Crimson Dynamo: It's okay, Comrades.
KGBEast: Thanks for your concern.
Stinky Butt: No problem.
Melter: We're teammates, after all.
Me: Good.
Mr. Go: (to Nico) We heard you had Sheila's baby shower.
Nico: Yep.
Po Kong: We're so happy for her!
Me: We are too.
White Terrorsaurus came.
Me: White Terrorsaurus, back for another round I see?
White Terrorsaurus: I sure am.
Me: Cool cool.
White Terrorsaurus: I hope you guys don't lose that flash drive.
Me: Don't worry. I won't.
Nico: Good.
We got the battles underway.
Taranee, Hiita the Fire Charmer, Krystal Flemmington, Lea, Shiho, Sci Twi, Will, Irma, Cornelia, Hay Lin, Elyon, Megan, Sunset Shimmer, Pipsqueak, Fire Skylanders, Zilius Zox and Red Lantern Ratchet VS Heat Wave, Firebrand, Scorcher, Firefly, Axel, El Diablo, Evil Fire Man, Evil Flame Man, Gnat, Hotstreak, Arachne, and Weevil Underwood - Nico's Rescue was Sheila's Baby Shower and we battled Marion Hawthorne who came back from the dead for revenge and Emeth the Golem transformed
Heatwave was first.
Heatwave: (to Taranee) Nico's Rescue was Sheila's Baby Shower. Emeth the Golem transformed battled Marion Hawthorne, who came back from the dead for revenge
Taranee: It was an awesome party.
Heatwave: I thought you guys threw that brat in jail.
Hiita: We did and we sent her to the Neptune prison that the prisoners beat her to death. J.D. even confirmed it with her sister Amelia Hawthorne and she said that she deserved it for being a stain on her family's name.
Sunset Shimmer: Marion is an absolute monster with no love in her heart.
Pipsqueak: (British Accent) Yeah she has a heart as black as night and she hates Harriet! We really told her off by telling her how she made Harriet an outcast and more.
Sunburn: What a monster!
Heatwave: That monster had it coming! And now she's in the Xaikora Prison for Queen Bee Mean Girls. She deserved it. Lets do it!
Taranee: CANDRAFIRA LETS BURN!
She turned into a Candrakar Fire Fairy hero!
Taranee: I am LADY CANDRAKAR THE FLAME! (ECHOING) FIRESTORM OF CANDRAKAR MIGHT!
She fired a blast of fire and the group fired waves of fire and the blasts smashed Heatwave and group down.
Loki, Stinkbomb, Spittor, Cybershark, Airazor, Tigerhawk, Loni, Luke, Lane, Lynn Jr., Larrs, Larry, Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Air Skylanders, Indigo Zap and Gloriosa Daisy VS Stinky Butt, Waffle Woman, Frictor, Indigestable Wad, Ovulator, Pooperman, Man Man, Malodor, Springload, Hammerstrike, Airazor & Divebomb, and Crazybolt and Slicedice - Us battling Another Quakemon, Fireor, Whirlin, Chillyfish, Hate Master, Trifire, Francisco and Metal Sonic
Stinky Butt was next.
Stinky Butt: (to Loki) Nico, Vinyl's team, Metal Sonic's team, and the others did good battling Another Quakemon, Fireor, Whirlin, Chillyfish. And Another Hate Master, Trifire, Francisco and Metal Sonic too.
Loki: Boy it sure literally really awesome!
Stinkbomb: Yeah it was! We found out that the Anothers minus Metal Sonic were the Keyblade Knight for the planet Tholia and the Another Metal Sonic was the Embodiment of the Nocturne Dopant.
Rainbow Dash: Boy it was really awesome!
Scootaloo: Yeah that was awesome and cool and so fun.
Whirlwind: It sure was cool!
Stinky Butt: Boy that is awesome! Lets do it!
Loki: STEENKBOMB LETS FART UP A STORM!
He turned into a fart themed hero!
Loki: I am LORD FLATULA! (LOUD FART!)
Stinky Butt: Lets make some farts!
Loki: You got it!
Loki and Stinky Butt had a REALLY NASTY FART OFF!
FART FART FART FART FART FART FART!
They were hitting each other with farts all over the place! LOUD FARTS!
But then Loki farted in Stinky Butt's face and his farts smell worse than Stinky Butt's!
Loki: (ECHOING) FARTS OF RAW PUTRIDITY!
LOUD SUPER EXPLOSIVE FART!
He fired a wave of fart gas and the group fired waves of wind, rainbows and lightning and smashed them down.
LOUD FART!
Aquaman, Snow White, Daisuke Yamamoto, Gyro Man, Yínhé Lóng, Pie Pie Mermaid, Aquagirl, Mera, Aqualad, Ariel, Eli, Melody, Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Water Skylanders, Gus Garv and Tricloid VS Melter, Ironmonger, Grizzly, Living Laser, Crimson Dynamo, Titanium Man, Griffin, Yost Viper, Evil Pyre Woman, Spike Rosered, Starman EXE, and Princess Snake - Lincoln's rescue was battling David Monroe
Melter was next.
Melter: (to Aquaman) I heard Lincoln's rescue was battling David Monroe. How was it?
Aquaman: It was incredible! You would not like this guy one bit! We found out that David's a natural criminal and thug who terrorized Royal Woods for six years and he physically harmed a ton of people and it also included Lincoln's sisters, Mom, Dad, and his friends.
Melter: Oh man!
Snow White: Yeah, and it got Lincoln that angry with him, he basically trashed David Monroe and he kicked him so hard in the crotch, he'd destroyed his whole reproductive system and he sent that thug to prison for the rest of his life.
Melter: (WINCES) OOH! MAN That must've really hurt and it must've infuriated him back in the day!
Rarity: Yeah no kidding!
Sweetie Belle: That was amazing though.
Gill Grunt: Yeah it sure was and Lincoln destroyed him and sent him to the Black Gates.
Melter: Good riddance! Lets do it!
Aquaman: FISHTON LETS SWIM!
He turned into a fish themed hero!
Aquaman: I am Lord Aquas! (ECHOING) AQUA FORCE BLAST!
He fired a wave of energy and water and the group fired waves of water, ice and jewels and smashed them down.
Tyler Bowman, Sari, Eric Meyers, Igawa Asagi, Dark Magician, Sorcerer of Dark Magic, Roach, Kevin, Shope, Amy, Marina, Metal Man, Fluttershy, Tornado Bolt, Seabreeze, Life Skylanders, Robin Food and Mushi VS Touch & Go, Evil Metal Man, Evil Magnet Man, Evil Gravity Man, Evil Gemini Man, Evil Fuse Man, Evil Elec Man, Evil Search Man, Wolfgang, Lightning Empress, Wizards (Spyro Enemies), and Boxy (Kirby) - Sheila going into labor
Touch & Go were next.
Mr. Touch: (to Tyler) Sheila went into labor earlier. Did she turn into Shredlegs during the labor pains?
Tyler: No thank goodness that didn't happen. But if it did I don't think it would be good.
Sari: But we found out that her children have inherited her powers as Shredlegs. They are now like Spiderman.
Mr. Go: Wow! That is amazing!
Mr. Touch: She has Twins?
Fluttershy: Oh she has Triplets.
Tyler showed a photo of them. They were three baby girls.
Mr. Touch: Aww they are so adorable.
Mr. Go: What are their names?
Tornado Bolt: From left to right their names are Lillian Vale Loud, Nikita Marie Loud and Celeste Vicky Loud.
Mr. Touch: Aww they are so adorable and cute. Those are beautiful names for them. They have their mother's hair and their fathers eyes.
Seabreeze: (Swedish Accent) Ja we're so happy for Sheila and Eric.
Stealth Elf: They deserve to be a family and Eric is really exhausted from being up for so long getting ready.
Mr. Touch: He really wore himself out. Lets do it!
Tyler: FLIGHTFI LETS FLY AND PROTECT!
He turned into a flying hero!
Tyler: I am Master Flight! (ECHOING) FLIGHT OF THE STELLAR FANCY!
He fired a wave of energy and the group fired waves of leaves, grass, flowers, fruit and energy and smashed them down
Nora Valkyrie, Ultear Milkovich, Takuya, Slifer the Sky Dragon, Obelisk the Tormentor, The Winged Dragon of Ra, Ruby, Weiss, Blake, Yang, Jaune, Pyrrha, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Earth Skylanders, Undermine and Brimstone VS Po Kong, Hsi Wu, Shendu, Dai Gui, Tchang Zu, Xiao Fung, Valmont, Shakedown, Sculpin, Dark Naruto, Universe 666 Animated Sentinel Prime, and Universe 666 Eon - Lady Gaga herself came to the Estate!? NO WAY!
Po Kong the Demon Sorcerer of The Mountain was next.
Po Kong: (to Nora) Lady Gaga herself came to the Estate!? NO WAY!
Nora: We are not kidding Po Kong! Lady Gaga herself appeared in person! It was so awesome!
Ultear: Boy it sure was! Everyone was amazed! And she was there to help Luna gather the courage to propose to Sam.
Applejack: Boy howdy that was one amazing sight!
Apple Bloom: It was so amazing!
Flashwing: She appeared in a flashy and shiny jeweled hummingbird dress and made a really amazing entrance. She sang Bad Romance as she came in.
Po Kong: Boy that is so awesome! Did Luna get the courage to propose to Sam?
Nora: She sure did and they are now officially engaged!
Po Kong: Wow! I'm so happy for those two!
Shakedown: That is so awesome! We're going to have our first ever Pride Wedding.
Po Kong: We sure are. Lets do it!
Nora: FLAPJARA LETS FLIP SOME PANCAKES!
She turned into a Pancake themed hero!
Nora: I am Lady Pancake! (ECHOING) FLAPJACKS OF FURY!
She fired a wave of pancakes and the group fired waves of earth, rock, mud, boulders, lava, crystal and apples and smashed them down.
Chazz Princeton, Gusty the Great, Daniella King, Wingfeather Siblings, Gabriela Estupinan, Aula, Jaden, Alexis, Syrus, Bastion, Dark Magician Girl, Jesse, Pinkie Pie, Maud Pie, Featherweight, Tech Skylanders, Magma, and Yagura VS Titanium Toenail, Bronze Kneecap, Copper Cranium, Brass Knuckle, Iron Lung, Gilded Arches, Golden Gut, Rambling Ghost, Fat Bastard, Evil Tuxedo Mask, Universe 666 Obito Uchiha the 10-Tails Jinchuriki, and Mr. Magic Pierrot - Lady Gaga gave Luna the courage to propose to Sam
Titanium Toenail was next.
Titanium Toenail: (to Chazz) Lady Gaga gave Luna the courage to propose to Sam. (laughs) Today is a good day for romance, huh?
Chazz: Yeah it was! And Sam and Luna are now going to be officially married soon. Thanks to the help of Lady Gaga.
Gusty the Great: We were also amazed that Lisa Simpson met Lady Gaga and she helped Lisa become a great and happy and spirited person.
Pinkie Pie: Boy that was really amazing!
Maud Pie: (Monotonously) I was really overflowing with happiness.
Featherweight: Yeah no kidding there!
Sprocket: That was awesome to see!
Titanium Toenail: Wow! Yeah I heard all about that from Skinner and everyone. That is amazing! Lets do it!
Chazz: CHTHONIA LETS BURN!
He turned into a Chthonian Soldier themed hero!
Chazz: I am MASTER CHTHONIA! (ECHOING) FIRESTORM INCINERATOR BLAST!
He fired a wave of energy and fire. The group fired waves of metal, gears and lightning and smashed them down.
Ed Grant, Kujaku, Stan Lee, Human Torch, Tania, Sperg's Mom, Akira, Jessica, Chris, Hikaru, Noriko, Hulk, Starlight Glimmer, Cozy Glow, Undead Skylanders, Gilda and Stygian VS Spot, Ebon, Evil Genie Woman, Evil Magic Man, Evil Elec Man, Evil Wave Man, Xigbar, Weather Report, One Eye, VrilDaiBouken, Antilion Fangire, and Mog - Mordecai and Rigby need our help again
Spot was next.
Spot: (to Ed) Mordecai and Rigby need our help again. Something about Thomas, right?
Ed Grant: That's right! The reason is because we found out that Thomas is really a Russian Spy and we found out that he was sent here to steal the park for Russia to force them to train as weapons of destruction.
Kujaku: Yeah that was awful!
Starlight Glimmer: J.D. had a talk with him in Russian about how the Soviet Union ended back in 1992 and how the KGB doesn't exist anymore.
Cozy Glow: Yeah what he is doing is wrong on so many levels!
Hex: Yeah no kidding! The organization he is working for is going to soon going to be locked up or dead. The United States Ambassador to Russia told J.D. that they declared The Ministry Of Meadow Management a terrorist organization.
Spot: Wow! That is gonna be a really dangerous task for them! Lets do it!
Ed Grant: HULKFO LETS BULK!
He turned into a Hulk themed hero!
Ed Grant: I am HULK STORM! (ECHOING) HULK BURST BLAST!
He fired a wave of energy and the group fired waves of energy, bones, skulls, blood, magic, stars and lightning and smashed them down.
Jaune Arc, Miti, Riki Honoo, Rosemon, Malefic Blue-Eyes White Dragon, Malefic Red-Eyes Black Dragon, Ruby, Weiss, Blake, Yang, Nora, Pyrrha, Twilight Sparkle, Starshine Sparkle, Magic Skylanders, Headstrong and Tantrum VS Mojo Jojo, Gangreen Gang, White Cat, Sedusa, Amoeba Boys, 2016 Princess, Manboy, Ape Man, Acid Breath, Gerude Doggler, Bouldergeist, and Grand Doomer EX - Thomas is really a Russian Spy named Nikolai!?
Mojo Jojo was next.
Mojo: (to Jaune) Thomas is really a Russian Spy named Nikolai!? This does not shake our friendly relations with Russia.
Jaune Arc: No it doesn't. But yeah what we're finding out is really bad! The organization he works for is trying to destroy our country and plunge the world into World War III.
Miti: Yeah we can't let that happen!
Twilight Sparkle: World War III is the End of the World.
Starshine Sparkle: We can't let that happen or it will be the end of everyone.
Spyro: Yeah no kidding.
Mojo Jojo: What he is doing is bad news! Lets do it
Jaune: PRIMREA LETS MAKE SOME BANANAS FLY!
He turned into an awesome Banana Hero!
Jaune: I am MASTER BANANASTORM! (ECHOING) BANANAS OF FURY!
He fired bananas and energy bombs and the group fired waves of magic and smashed them down.
Dan Kuso, Nate, Francesca, Courage, Eustace, Muriel, Runo, Julie, Marucho, Alice, Shun, Mira, Princess Luna, Moondust, Snowdrop, Children of the Night, Dark Skylanders, Grier and Moosk VS The Dodgeball Wizard, Gramma Stuffum, Toiletnator, Count Spankulot, Sir Toasty, P.T.O.O.E.Y., Common Cold, Hot Rodney, Ai Shen the Evil Empress of China, Dark Bones, X-Squad Universe Pyron, and Jealousy (Gumball) - Thomas is trying to steal the park for Russia!? NO WAY IN HELL Are we going to let that happen
Dodgeball Wizard was next.
Dodgeball Wizard: (To Dan) Thomas' superiors want him to try and to steal the park for Russia!? NO WAY IN HELL Are we going to let that happen!
Dan: NO WAY, NO HOW, NO CHANCE! What they are going to do will ultimately plunge the world into World War III and that is the last thing we want!
Nate Adams: Yeah what Thomas' superiors are going to do is wrong on so many levels.
Princess Luna: That is for sure! What they will do will ultimately destroy everything.
Moondust: It will be horrible.
Snowdrop: Big time!
Gari: An all out Nuclear War like that will be the end of the world as we know it.
Blackout: That is for sure.
Dodgeball Wizard: You're right on that! Lets do it!
Dan: PYRUS LETS BURN!
He turned into a Fire Bakugan themed hero!
Dan: I am Master Pyrus! (ECHOING) FIRESTORM BURST!
He fired a wave of fire and the group fired waves of darkness and smashed them down.
Princess Frosta, Shirahoshi, Gloria Gillespie, Nereid the Water Faerie, Space Faerie, Tooth Faerie, Perfuma, Mermista, Catra, She-Ra, Teela, Sorceress, Princess Celestia, King Solar, Solar Eclipsa, Amber Morning, Light Skylanders, RD Lana and Fubuki Kakuyoko VS White Lightning, Evil Elec Man, Evil Fuse Man, Spark Mandrill, Evil Bright Man, Evil Plant Man, Evil Magma Man, Tar Pit, Reverse Flash, Golden Glider, Marina Del Ray, Zimbo, Levia-Slate, Legion Ex Machina, and Leviathan - Russia can get the park over our cold dead bodies
White Lightning was next.
White Lightning: (to Frosta) Russia can get the park over our cold dead bodies. Thomas needs to choose a side!
Princess Frosta: And I think I know what that side is going to be and that is with us and his friends here at the park!
Shirahoshi: Yeah he loves Mordecai, Rigby, Benson and friends like his own family.
Princess Celestia: His own REAL family and his friends are all of us now.
King Solar: That is for sure and J.D. had a really awesome talk with him.
Solar Eclipsa: I may not be able to understand Russian but from the way that Thomas was reacting I can tell that J.D. had a good talk with him.
Amber Morning: And he got through to him.
Spotlight: Yeah that is for sure.
White Lightning: Yeah that is for sure. Lets do it!
Princess Frosta: CRYOS LETS FREEZE!
She turned into an ice hero!
Princess Frosta: I am LADY FROSTY! (ECHOING) FREEZE STORM BLAST!
She fired waves of ice and the group fired waves of ice and light and smashed them down.
Touma VS Road Kamelot
Road Kamelot was next.
Touma: The dragon of fire is coming!
He fired a blast of fire and smashed her down.
Rintaro Shindo VS Canis Major Zodiarts
The Canis Major Zodiarts were next.
Rintaro: The Ice Wolf is coming.
He fired waves of ice and smashed the Zodiarts down.
Kento VS Altar Zodiarts
Altar Zodiarts were next.
Kento: Lightning is gonna strike you.
He fired a blast of lightning and smashed the Zodiarts down.
Ryo Ogami VS Taurus Zodiarts
Taurus Zodiarts were next.
Ryo: I'm gonna smash.
He fired waves of earth and bashed the Zodiarts down.
Tetsuo Daishinshi VS Cancer Zodiarts
Cancer Zodiarts were next.
Tetsuo: This is gonna be good.
He fired waves of flowers and blasted the Zodiarts down.
Ren Akamichi VS Scorpius Zodiarts.
Scorpius Zodiarts were next.
Ren Akamichi: Time for the wind to blow.
He fired a blast of wind and smashed the Zodiarts down.
Yuri VS Cygnus Zodiarts
Cygnus Zodiarts were nxt.
Yuri: The light is going to shine.
He fired a blast of light and smashed the Zodiarts down.
Hailey Fukamiya - Embodiment of Calibur VS Penny the Chicken
Penny the chicken was next.
Hailey Fukamiya: I'm ready for the darkness.
She fired a wave of darkness and smashed her down.
Ryoga Shindai VS Orion Zodiarts
Orion Zodiarts were next.
Ryoga: Time for the water to flow.
Ryoga fired a blast of water and smashed him down.
Reika Shindai VS Chameleon Zodiarts
Chameleon Zodiarts were next.
Reika: This is gonna be good.
She fired a wave of butterflies and blasted him down.
Olivia Houou VS Sagittarius Zodiarts
Sagittarius Zodiarts was next.
Olivia Houou: Taste the fire of the Eternal Phoenix.
She fired waves of fire and blasted him down.
Yuina Tachibana VS Shinjiro Shinozaki.
Shinjiro Shinozaki was next.
Yuina: I'm ready for you.
She fired waves of energy and smashed him down.
Dino Thunder Rangers, Megaforce Rangers, Faiz Riders, Nico, May, Eli, Nunnally, C.C., Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily VS White Terrorsaurus
White Terrorsaurus was next.
White Terrorsaurus: You guys have had problems with Russian spies before right?
Nico: We sure have. And they put up one helluva good fight.
May: They sure have.
White Terrorsaurus: That is awesome. Lets do it!
Nico teleported and opened his safe and in it was a bunch of weapons called the Destroyers of The Russian Federation CCCR, they're a massive collection of massive greatswords with embedded colored gems and the Anti- Russian Federation CCCR symbol etched on the 7'6" massive, wide, double-edged gold blades and blessed by the powers of Heaven, large gold wolf heads for the crossguards, large white angelic faces built into both sides of the hilts with large colored gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handles, four large wolf heads with colored gems for eyes and on the bottom of the four large wolf heads are large gold wolf heads with colored gems in their mouths for the pommels.
Nico teleported back with them.
Dino Thunder Rangers: DINO THUNDER! POWER UP! HA!
Trent: WHITE RANGER! DINO THUNDER!
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! DINO THUNDER!
STANDING BY!
Faiz Riders: HENSHIN!
They transformed and they were ready!
Nico: YEAH! Lets get him!
Rangers: Z-REX CANNON!
They formed the cannon!
Nico: FIRE!
They fired waves of energy and elements and the blasts hit White Terrorsaurus and he exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!
He was dead!
Nico: White Terrorsaurus you have failed this city!
Troy: Rangers that's a Super Mega Win.
We regrouped
Troy: You give Russia a bad name!
Tsukasa: It's only fair we put you into one of the prisons there!
Kamen Ride: Forever Red!
Kamen Ride: Forever Blue!
Tsukasa turned into the Forever Red Rangers and Daiki summoned clones of the Blue rangers!
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE: RED AND BLUE!
Troy, Gia and Noah turned into the Red Kyuranger, LupinRanger and PatRanger and Emma, Jake and Orion turned into the Blue Kyuranger, Zyuohger and ToQger!
Nico: Nice!
Maria: (TURNS DIAL) KITE FLYER 6!
She summoned Kite Man, Yost Vulture, Doktor Frogg, Bubbles (MLP Pony Life), Batty and Count Fang.
We went at them and bashed and smashed them all over.
Heatwave: FIRESTORM HEAT BURST!
Stinky Butt: FART FURY STINKINESS!
Melter: MELTING LASER BLAST!
Touch and Go: CYBORG FURY BLAST!
Po Kong: MOUNTAIN DEMON SMASHER!
Titanium Toenail: TITANIUM TOENAIL BLADE SMASHER!
Spot: PORTAL BURST BLAST!
Mojo Jojo: LASERS OF SIMIAN POWER!
Dodgeball Wizard: DODGEBALL FIRESTORM BLAST!
White Lightning: LIGHTNING FURY BURST
They fired waves of energy and elements.
KGBeast, Aligned Megatron, Crimson Dynamo and Optimus Prime used the Earth and Decepticon and Autobot Cyber Planet Keys. They enhanced KGBeast and Crimson Dynamo's powers, Aligned Megatron's fusion cannon and turned Optimus Prime's Right Arm Blaster into a cannon.
KGBeast and Aligned Megatron: FUSION RUSSIAN CANNON!
Crimson Dynamo and Optimus Prime: AUTOBOT RUSSIAN BURST!
Twilight Sparkle, Princess of Friendship and Kaos: FRIENDSHIP ELEMENT BLAST!
Will of Lightning of Candrakar and Dr. Viktor: LIGHTNING CANDRAKAR BLAST!
Gwen of Anodyne and Mr. Fizz: SODA OF ANODYNE BLAST!
Cyborg of the Techno and Technus: CYBORG FURY BLAST!
Kevin the Dummy and Firebrand: FIREBIRD BLAST STORM!
Flora of Linphea and Man Boy: LINPHEA NATURE BLAST!
Alexis of the White Night and Femme Fatale: WHITE NIGHT BLAST STORM!
Rocket Raccoon of the Guardians and Trapster: RACCOON FURY BLAST STORM!
Randy the 9th Grade Ninja and Kangor: NINJA BANANA STORM BLAST!
Carol, Queen of the Kaiju and Saix: MOONLIGHT FURY BLAST!
Twilight Sparkle, Thunder Sparkle, Starburst, Night Light Jr, Nyx Midnight, Scarlet Genie, Zeta "Silver" Telekinetic, Sparkle Girl, Love Charm, Tinker Sparks, Starbeam Glitter, Rainbow Kat, Izzy Gravity, Starshine Sparkle, Luster Dawn, Princess Cadance, Princess Amore, Flurry Heart, Lilly Crystal, Cloud Star, Minuette, Twinkleshine, Lemon Hearts, Moondancer, Lyra Heartstrings, Sweetie Drops/Bon Bon, Donut Joe, Spike the Dragon, Shining Armor, Tempest Shadow, Swift Foot, Gallus the Griffin, Star Swirl the Bearded, Magic Skylanders, Rai, Sena and Joe Shimamura: MAGIC OF FRIENDSHIP BLAST!
They fired waves of energy and elements.
Twilight Sparkle, Mordecai, Rigby, Benson, me, Marinette, Chloe, Ayla and Nico: ELEMENTAL PARK RETRIBUTION BLAST!
We fired energy waves and elements.
Lincoln: AMERICAN SPY ELEMENT STYLE: HERCULES MULLIGAN!
Entrapta: AMERICAN SPY LIGHTNING STYLE: ETHAN ALLEN!
Perfuma: AMERICAN SPY NATURE STYLE: SILAS DEANE!
Frosta: AMERICAN SPY ICE STYLE: LYDIA DARRAH!
Jessica Kaios: AMERICAN SPY FIRE STYLE: JOHN CLARK!
Nanami: AMERICAN SPY WATER STYLE: JONAS HAWKINS!
Julie Makimoto: AMERICAN SPY EARTH STYLE: MARY BOWSER!
Makoto Nanaya: AMERICAN SPY WIND STYLE: BELLE BOYD!
They fired waves of energy and elements and they formed into said spies from America.
Lincoln and his harem: AMERICAN SPY FINAL SMASH: SPY BLAST!
They fired explosive ki blasts!
Me and Nico: This is the end for you and The Russian Federation CCCR, Romanoff and Natalia!
Lincoln: Now, burn in Hell forever!
We fired massive rainbow energy blasts that hit Romanoff and Natalia and they were tied up and knocked out.
Me: They died before so we'll let Russia and the World leaders deal with them.
Nico: Yep.
Me: That's the end of The Russian Federation CCCR's plans to plunge the world into World War III.
Nico: They've cheated death for far too long.
Lincoln: They sure , there's one last thing to do. (Sensed a massive energy signal) And one last loose end to tie up.
Suddenly, the eight large planets and stars orbing around my legs, the eleven large multi-colored orbs orbiting around Lincoln's legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting Linka's legs the nine large orange orbs orbiting around TLPS Ms. Tarantula's legs, the ten multi-colored orbs orbiting around Duke Lincoln's legs, the eleven colored orbs orbiting around the Loud Sisters' legs, the eleven colored orbs orbiting around the legs of The Loud's friends, the eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the nine large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the nine large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Tahu, Vakama, and Nate Adams' legs, the eight large fiery red orbs orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lars and Dudley Puppy's legs, the eight large pink orbs orbiting around Lexx Loud's legs, the nine large rose pink orbs orbiting around Steven Universe's legs, the nine large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the nine emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the nine large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the nine large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the nine and eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam and Leif Loud's legs, the eleven large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn's legs, the eleven coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blood red orbs around Marco Diaz's legs, the nine large aqua blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Shark's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Skippy, Sean Bolton, and Loki Loud's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Loni Loud's legs, the nine large yellow orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Snake's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Lane Loud's legs, the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Larry Loud's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Levi Loud's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago and Nico's legs, the eleven large colored orbs orbiting around Twilight Sparkle and her friends, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around Varie, William Dunbar, and Adam Lyon's legs, the eleven large aqua blue orbs orbiting around Girl Jordan's legs, the eleven large colored orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner's legs, the eleven large gold orbs orbiting around Alex the Lion and the eight large gold orbs orbiting around Takanuva's legs, the nine large pink orbs orbiting around Rita's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our large gold Bracers of The Champions of the Universe and the Stones of Gelel that were embedded in the backs of our left hands and our gold halos with four orbiting gold rings surrounding the corners behind our heads were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming, and the imps of The Fabled Gene-Slammers were already hissing with anger.
Lincoln formed a massive diamond barrier with absorption energy surrounding the diamond barrier that protected all of us from a massively powerful volley of green blasts, and it absorbed the blasts and they flowed into us and made us even stronger than ever.
Buster Bunny: There's no mistaking that energy signal from anywhere.
Lincoln: Not at all. Come on out, Universe 666 Zarbon, or we will force you out!
A figure came out, it was none other than Universe 666 Zarbon, and like with Universe 666 Broly, his eyes were completely blood red and he had a black and purple aura around him.
Sebastian felt pain in his eyes as he howled in agony and we saw blood tears pouring from his eyes, but we also saw his eyes change to blood red: HE'S GONE INTO FULL-ON DEMON ANGEL MODE!
Sebastian Mendez: (Demonic Voice) You! I always knew you'd one day return, you bastard! You just don't even know when to quit, DO YOU?!
Me: Yikes, what's happening?!
Nico: He must be confusing the Universe 666 Zarbon with the one we knew and hated.
Buster Bunny: It always ended badly since Zarbon also helped Frieza in turning against him.
Suddenly, Buster Bunny saw Sebastian heading towards Universe 666 Zarbon with his dark greatsword in hand and he had dark murder on his mind, but Lincoln created chains of light to restrain him.
Lincoln: This'll hold him. Calamity, you go and stop Universe 666 Zarbon while we keep him restrained.
Calamity Coyote: Understood.
Suddenly, Calamity Coyote's eyes turned neon red and he was surrounded by a red energy aura with stars, fire, explosives, gadgets, coyotes, phoenixes, and angels, he unholstered his massive Inheritor of Wile E. Coyote's Firestorm Legacy Broadsword of Explosive Comedic Justice from his back, and as he approached Universe 666 Zarbon, he left red energy, stars, fire, explosives, gadgets, coyotes, phoenixes, and angels with every step.
Calamity Coyote: Even though you're not like the Zarbon we know and hated, you're just as dangerous as he is, and Universe 666 Sebastian bringing you back and turning you into his slave basically crossed a serious line, and for that, I'm going to take you down and Buster's going remove that basket case's influence from you, hope you're ready for the beatdown of your life!
Suddenly, Calamity Coyote was surrounded by a massive vortex of yellow energy with stars, fire, explosives, and gadgets surrounding the vortex, there are coyotes, phoenixes, and angels flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a grey phoenix with blue eyes gazing into Universe 666 Zarbon: the eyes of salvation.
Me: WHOA!
Buster Bunny: EVERYONE, GET BACK! THINGS ARE ABOUT TO GET REALLY REALLY UGLY!
Then, as the vortex faded, Calamity Coyote emerged, but he was changed forever.
Calamity Coyote grew from 7'5" to 8'5" in height, his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew even bigger and he still retained his eight-pack abs, he now has large gold metal bracers on his massive biceps and thighs, and he now has eleven large grey orbs orbiting around his legs, he has red highlights in the bangs of his full head of long wild grey hair going down to the bottom of his neck and he has a large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four orbiting golden rings on each corner behind his head, he has neon red eyes and a red energy aura with stars, fire, explosives, gadgets, coyotes, phoenixes, and angels surrounding him, he has a coyote with a stick of dynamite in its paws emblazoned on his forehead, he has on his Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with red gems on the gold flame-shaped links and red crystal links and a grey coyote-shaped Element of Harmony and on the bottom of the grey coyote-shaped Element of Harmony is a coyote with red gems for eyes and the Fire and Eternity Kanjis in its paws for the pendant and he has on a white and gold accented choker on his neck, he has on a red open shirt, white tank top, black pants with red flames, black knee-high boots, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with stars, fire, explosives, gadgets, coyotes, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails and on the back is a phoenix, coyote, and angel and on top is the Warner Bros. logo with fire surrounding them. Suddenly, Calamity Coyote felt a sharp pain on his now wider and more muscular back, and then, his massive grey angel wings with red tips on the grey feathers grew much bigger for his new body and his grey-furred tail grew much bigger for his new body. Calamity Coyote has on a Ring of The Phoenix with red gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on his right ring finger and Green Lantern Ring on his left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in his left hand.
Suddenly, Calamity Coyote's massive Inheritor of Wile E. Coyote's Firestorm Legacy Broadsword of Explosive Comedic Justice and all of the greatswords and swords he'd gotten began merging together and was surrounded by a kaleidoscope of red energy, stars, fire, explosives, coyotes, phoenixes, and angels, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Calamity Coyote's Acme Firestorm Inheritor of Wile E. Coyote's Firestorm Legacy Broadsword of Explosive Comedic Justice, it's a brand-new large broadsword with embedded grey gems and the silhouette of Wile E. Coyote etched on the 7'9" massive, wide, double-edged red blade, large grey-colored coyote heads for the crossguard, large white angel faces built into both sides of the hilt and large red gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large grey-colored coyote heads with red gems for eyes and in their open mouths and on the bottom of the coyote heads is a large grey coyote head with red gems for eyes and red gem in its mouth for the pommel, he has on his new large gold Bracers of The Champions of The Universe with large red gems on his wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet on his left gold Bracer, new gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold coyote head with red gems for eyes and a large red gem in his mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on his right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on his left hip. There's a red kanji below the phoenix, coyote, and angel that said, "Calamity Coyote, Genius of The Tiny Toons, Little Brother Figure of Tech E. Coyote, Student of Wile E. Coyote, Member of Buster's Gang, Smart Student of Acme Looniversity, Inheritor of Wile E Coyote's Legacy, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Fire, Explosives, Gadgets, Coyotes, and Angels"
カラミティ・コヨーテ、タイニートゥーンズの天才、テクノロジーの弟フィギュア E・コヨーテ、ワイリー・E・コヨーテの生徒、バスターズ・ギャングのメンバー、アクメ・ルーニバーシティの賢い生徒、ワイリー・E・コヨーテの遺産を継ぐ者、コスモスの勇敢な戦士、プロテクター、宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先の守護者であり救世主、宇宙への希望の大使であり灯台、友情の力と要素のマスター、セレスティアル・ゼルナガの怒りのマスター、ブラック・ゲートのマスター、究極の力究極の善、真実、正義、愛、慈悲、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠心、正直さ、寛大さ、優しさ、無私の心、勇気、そして信頼、破壊者であり悪の破壊者、狂った、殺人的、無慈悲な真の女神、そしてサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、そして火、爆発物、ガジェット、コヨーテ、天使の達人
Calamity Coyote has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-ACME NEW GEN KNIGHT-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL COMEDIC LEGENDARY LOONEY TUNES EXPLOSIVE FIRESTORM COYOTE ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL COMEDIC LEGENDARY LOONEY TUNES EXPLOSIVE FIRESTORM COYOTE ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL COMEDIC LOONEY TUNES EXPLOSIVE FIRESTORM COYOTE ANGEL WILL!
We were amazed by Calamity Coyote's Super Angel-Looney Tunes Coyote-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation, but when Universe 666 Zarbon saw it, he fired a massive energy ball at Calamity Coyote to kill him, but Calamity Coyote punched it and sent it into the air as it exploded, and Calamity Coyote fired a massive barrage of red energy, stars, fire, explosives, coyotes, phoenixes, and angels, which exploded as they hit Universe 666 Zarbon and this really made him angrier than ever.
Lincoln: WHOA!
The toons did extremely wild takes upon seeing what Calamity did.
Bugs Bunny: WHAT THE?!
Buster Bunny: Even I'm stunned by what we just saw, Bugs!
Calamity Coyote: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Eternal Comedic Legendary Looney Tunes Fire Explosive Firestorm Coyote Angel and Divine Cosmic Eternal Comedic Legendary Looney Tunes Fire Explosive Firestorm Coyote Angel Will) That was only for starters, Buster. (To Universe 666 Zarbon) Alright, you. (CRACKS KNUCKLES) Let's do this!
Babs Bunny: Oh boy, this is gonna get ugly!
Me: It sure is!
Nico: This should be good.
Suddenly, Sebastian broke free of the chains and BOY WAS HE ABSOLUTELY PISSED!
Sebastian Mendez: (DEMONIC VOICE) CALAMITY, DON'T YOU DARE THINK I'M LETTING YOU GET THE PLEASURE OF FIGHTING HIM!
Buster Bunny whacked him hard on the head with a mallet!
WHAM!
And that knocked him out.
Buster Bunny: Sorry to do this, but you've had it coming.
Calamity Coyote went after Universe 666 Zarbon, and he fired extremely powerful blasts of red energy, stars, fire, explosives, coyotes, phoenixes, and angels at Universe 666 Zarbon, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him. Then, he attacked him with swings of his massive greatsword leaving scars on him, and he even left more with his claws.
Plucky Duck: Whoa, this is really incredible!
Buster Bunny: Calamity's really tearing him apart!
Tech E. Coyote: But, of course, Calamity's in for a bigger fight though. Just like the one we hated, Universe 666 Zarbon will transform.
Suddenly, we saw Universe 666 Zarbon, now completely pushed over the edge, transform into his monstrous form, and that of course, freaked the toons out.
Calamity Coyote: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Eternal Comedic Legendary Looney Tunes Fire Explosive Firestorm Coyote Angel and Divine Cosmic Eternal Comedic Legendary Looney Tunes Fire Explosive Firestorm Coyote Angel Will) You're still as ugly as ever when you transform into that.
Calamity Coyote fired blasts of red fire and threw bombs and dynamite at him which exploded and he got burned badly.
Calamity Coyote: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Eternal Comedic Legendary Looney Tunes Fire Explosive Firestorm Coyote Angel and Divine Cosmic Eternal Comedic Legendary Looney Tunes Fire Explosive Firestorm Coyote Angel Will) Take this! FINAL SHINE FIRESTORM!
Calamity Coyote fired a red fire version of the Final Shine attack which hit Universe 666 Zarbon, and it exploded and forced him to change back to regular form, and then, he was bound with more chains of light fired by Lincoln.
Buster Bunny: Here goes. PURIFICATION STYLE NINJA ART: POISONOUS DARKNESS PURIFICATION!
Buster Bunny fired a beam of purifying white light which hit Universe 666 Zarbon and removed every trace of the poisonous darkness that infected him, and he was restored. We all cheered wildly as Calamity Coyote holstered his massive greatsword on his back and powered down, and Calamity Coyote's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, longer tail, large gold halo, and massive grey angel wings are permanent.
Nico: Okay, now...that...was...AWESOME!
Me: It sure was, that was really incredible.
Eli: That's another freed from Universe 666 Sebastian.
Suddenly, we heard a loud demonic roar and it was coming from Acme Acres.
Lincoln: (Sensed for Universe 666 Sebastian) AHA! So, that's where you're at. He's at Perfecto Prep.
We gasped.
Buster Bunny: So, that's what happened, after Roderick, Drake, and the other Perfecto Prep students minus Margot and Rhubella along with the staff got sent to prison two years ago, the school was closed down.
Babs Bunny: And Universe 666 Sebastian turned it into his lair to launch his attack on us. Why, that creep!
Buster Bunny: I ought to hoist him up by his own petard for this!
Goku: You can do that after we deal with his minions, Buster.
Lincoln: He's right, we can't attack him now, not as long as he still has the rest of his mind-controlled minions there.
Nico: The only way to get him to come out is to free the rest of his mind-controlled minions, then you can hoist him up by his own petard.
Me: That's something I'm really wanting to see. So, Lincoln, who are we meeting tomorrow?
Lincoln: I've got a couple of smoking hot ones: Amira Geniemagic, the Crowbar Gene-Slammer, Dalal Geniemagic, the Crankcase Gene-Slammer, Nihal Geniemagic, the Berserker Gene-Slammer, Ofra Geniemagic, the Dreadbot Gene-Slammer, and Rania Geniemagic, the Hatchet Gene-Slammer.
Selene Arcangela: The Geniemagic Sisters? Shantae's half-genie sisters?! Awesome, and you guys are going to love meeting them, Amira Geniemagic, the Crowbar Gene-Slammer, Dalal Geniemagic, the Crankcase Gene-Slammer, Nihal Geniemagic, the Berserker Gene-Slammer, Ofra Geniemagic, the Dreadbot Gene-Slammer, and Rania Geniemagic, the Hatchet Gene-Slammer famously known as The Geniemagic Sisters, these five sisters are Lincoln's Guardian Angels from Egypt and classmates in Gym, but they are also beautiful half-genies. Their outfits and hair are just like their sister, Shantae.
Shantae: But, their hair color is different: Amira has long red hair with matching clothing, Dalal has blue hair with matching clothing, Nihal has orange hair with matching clothing, Ofra has pink hair with matching clothing, and Rania has yellow hair with matching clothing.
Michelle Emperyous: They, Shantae, and Lincoln also love to dance. Lincoln made Shantae and her sisters beautiful necklaces, and to show thanks, they each kissed Lincoln on the lips. As a result, Lincoln promised that when he comes of age, he will marry Shantae, her sisters, Sky, Rottytops, and Risky Boots along with the rest of his harem, that all took place before Ronnie Anne came into the picture.
Ronnie Anne: When I found out about the fact that Shantae and the Geniemagic Sisters knew Lincoln before we became a thing, I was really stunned, and now, Shantae, her sisters, Sky, Rottytops, and Risky Boots are now part of his harem.
Laney Emperyous: Plus, they hate Lewis Travolta and Bradley Uppercrust III with a blazing passion, the reason why is because they tried to enter The Dance Club and steal women's clothing. But thankfully, The Dance Club has silent alarms that alerted Lincoln, Shantae, and her sisters who instantly arrived and beat the crap out Lewis Travolta and Bradley Uppercrust III and wedgied them onto a flagpole only in their underwear.
P.J.: Hey, I remembered that. I still have the photo of it.
P.J. took out the photo of Bradley Uppercrust III and Lewis Travolta wedgied onto a flagpole and only in their underwear and we bust out laughing hysterically.
Max Goof: (Laughs) That still cracks me up to this day.
Lincoln: And it got even more embarrassing when Lewis Travolta's underwear ripped off and he fell to the ground butt naked, and everyone laughed hysterically as they took photos while he ran off, and as for Brad. Well, I may have slashed apart his underwear and he too fell to the ground butt naked, and everyone laughed hysterically as they took photos while he ran off.
Nico: (LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY) Lincoln, sometimes you are known as The King of Payback! That was way too hilarious!
Me: He sure is: mess with him and your life is literally heading for Hell.
We went over to the 2 Russia Trespassers.
Titanium Toenail: We'll let the Russia Courts decide their fates.
Spot: It's in their jurisdictions after all.
Mojo Jojo: (to Thomas) You made the right choice, Thomas.
Thomas: Thanks.
Dodgeball Wizard: We knew you would.
White Lightning: Now to get the evidence to Tracy.
Me: Lets go.
We went to the White House where Ambassador Tracy was with the President and we showed them the evidence on The Ministry Of Meadow Management and it was more than enough for the Law Enforcement Agencies of the World to go after them!
Later at home we were watching TV and we saw news and it showed a massive raid done by the FBI, CIA, Interpol, Scotland Yard and all the top dog law enforcement agencies around the world and they arrested and/or killed NUMEROUS members of the organization. It was located in a deserted forested area in the Komi Republic and arrested and captured over 30,000 members of the group and they were all booked on charges of Treason, Terrorism, War Crimes and a massive number of Espionage and Conspiracy Charges. They were all almost immediately sentenced Death.
Nico: Good riddance to bad rubbish.
Qin: Yeah no kidding!
Lola: Those clods deserved it.
Varie: Yeah.
Nico: Great job today everyone. Russian Terrorist groups are probably going to think twice before messing with America.
Qin: Yep.
Mordecai: (To the Viewers) This is one Russian Terrorist Group that won't be causing trouble.
Me: Thank goodness.
We then went and got ready for bed and went to sleep.
THE END
Another awesome fanfic done.
The Regular Show episode The Real Thomas was cool! It was awesome and it aired on November 20th, 2014 and it was amazing.
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For the next rescue Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Donbrothers, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Princess Anita, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Kamen Rider (1971), Hibiki Riders, Agito Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Faiz Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Dragon Knight Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Wallflower Blush, Alice Kingsleigh, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Sakura Knudson, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman and his counterparts, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Venus, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily as well as Machinedramon, Evil Aqua Man, Kishiryuki, Mr. Mascot, Terminator 1984 and Evil Astro Man as well as Sasuke the Android, Lucia, Ophelia (Lodestar), Pele, Kadma and Lay Mamery and get ready to laugh your socks off as We're going to help the Three Stooges save one of their friends from an orphanage. It'll be an anniversary party where they show up to thwart the murder plot, getting in as balloon men. And the former parents of Teddy named Lydia and Mac Harter and we're going to send those bozos off to prison and stop them from getting Teddy's inheritance for themselves. And Suriko the Titania is going to Transform against Lydia and Mac. Also we're going to battle Another Ojo Tango, Rocko Socko, Baboon Kaboom, Chaching Chaching, Hota Wata, The Doot Da Doot Da Doo Doos, Go-Go Patrol, Blah-Blah Blah-Blah, Hacha Chacha, Killa Drilla, Whacko Smacko, Pappy Wappy, Cruncha Muncha, Rolla Ova, Bonzo Bango, Evil Aqua Man and Machinedramon and we're also going to meet a gene-slammer for Junk Man and her name is Jenna Junk. Don't let her name deceive you, she is a tinkerer with junk and makes recycling fun.
The next one to face another of the resurrected mind-controlled Universe 666 Z-Fighters' foes is Tech E Coyote.
For Lincoln's rescue tomorrow, we're heading to Acme Acres in the Tiny Toons episode "Real Kids Don't Eat Broccoli", the segment part of The Return of The Acme Acres Zone, and we're going to deal with some rogue droids running loose. And we're going to meet the next Cybertronian Gene-Slammers, their names are Amira Geniemagic, the Crowbar Gene-Slammer, Dalal Geniemagic, the Crankcase Gene-Slammer, Nihal Geniemagic, the Berserker Gene-Slammer, Ofra Geniemagic, the Dreadbot Gene-Slammer, and Rania Geniemagic, the Hatchet Gene-Slammer A.K.A. The Geniemagic Sisters, these five sisters are Lincoln's Guardian Angels from Egypt and classmates in Gym, but they are also beautiful half-genies. Their outfits and hair are just like their sister, Shantae. Amira has long red hair with matching clothing, Dalal has blue hair with matching clothing, Nihal has orange hair with matching clothing, Ofra has pink hair with matching clothing, and Rania has yellow hair with matching clothing, and they, Shantae and lincoln would love to dance. Lincoln made Shantae and her sisters beautiful necklaces, and to show thanks, they each kissed Lincoln on the lips. As a result, Lincoln promised that when he comes of age, he will marry Shantae, her sisters, Sky, Rottytops, and Risky Boots along with the rest of his harem, that took place before Ronnie Anne came into the picture. Plus, they hate Lewis Travolta and Bradley Uppercrust III with a blazing passion, the reason why is because they tried to enter The Dance Club and steal women's clothing, but thankfully, The Dance Club has silent alarms that alerted Lincoln, Shantae, and her sisters who instantly arrived and beat the crap out Lewis Travolta and Bradley Uppercrust III and wedgied them onto a flagpole only in their underwear.
Plug your noses because we're going to battle the madman Professor Poopypants and make that nemesis of Captain Underpants pay!
See you next time.
