This chapter is based on the 2016 movie Deadpool


Relaxing in the Park of Paris, France was Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Donbrothers, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Princess Anita, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Kamen Rider (1971), Hibiki Riders, Agito Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Faiz Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Dragon Knight Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Wallflower Blush, Alice Kingsleigh, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Sakura Knudson, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman and his counterparts, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Venus, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily as well as White Lightning, Marina Del Ray, Universe 666 Dave/Dr. Octavius Brine, Ghiaccio, DJ Drummond and Buzzord as well as Princess Frosta, Shirahoshi, Gloria Gillespie, Nereid the Water Faerie, Space Faerie And Tooth Faerie and we were there for another awesome and beautiful and fun rescue.

Qin: Boy Paris is so beautiful.

Laney: It always is awesome and amazing.

Camie: It sure is! I love coming to Paris.

Eli: Same here. It's always fun and awesome.

Arrietty: It sure is and it's always fun to see and explore.

Nico: Yep it sure is.

Shirahoshi: I agree there too.

Lana: I do too.

Varie: Yep. And the art and culture is fun.

May: So is the food.

Rarity: It's absolutely tres chique.

Twilight Sparkle: It sure is.

Nico: Frosta, I want to thank you, White Lightning, and your teams for coming.

Frosta: Anytime Nico. This will be so fun.

Shirahoshi: It sure will be. I hope everyone isn't too intimidated by my huge size.

Me: Not at all Shirahoshi. Besides you are beautiful and awesome either way.

Shirahoshi: (Blushes and Giggles) Thanks J.D.

Me: Anytime.

Shirahoshi: I'll never forget how you all came and saved us before the Great Friendship War.

Twilight Sparkle: That was so awesome and cool.

Camie: Yeah it sure was. I was amazed that happened fore that time.

Me: Yep. And that was also one of the most surprising adventures we've ever had back then.

Lincoln: We were not expecting that cowardly traitor Leonardo Lionheart to be back with a terrible Trifecta of a Number Card, Dark Orb and Infection from othe Aparoids.

Nico: I know. And that was also the adventure where we found out that the Aparoids can bring back the dead.

Qin: Yeah that was shocking.

Shirahoshi: It sure was.

Nico: ARE people intimidated by you?

Shirahoshi: Well everyone in my kingdom were because of my height and size. But not certain people like you guys and Luffy and crew.

Me: That's good and it doesn't matter how tall you are it's how beautiful you look outside and inside.

Shirahoshi: That is too true.

Nico: It sure is.

Qin: Yeah.

Nico: But I hope the roof doesn't hurt your head

Shirahoshi: Oh it doesn't. Because J.D. gave me the power to shrink and grow at will. I can fit in the house now.

Nico: Good.

Me: Yeah I figured it would be good for her.

Shirahoshi: And I am grateful for that.

Camie: You're welcome. Even though many of us weren't there when it happened, that was still cool.

Shirahoshi: It sure was.

Lola: Yeah.

Me: Man Yesterday was awesome. (LAUGHS) I don't think I've ever laughed that hard just by calling someone all those names.

Nico: (LAUGHS) Yeah and that was funny that he was called that. Poopypants.

WE LAUGHED!

Shirahoshi: (LAUGHS) That was awesome.

Xenia: It sure was.

Eddy: We haven't seen George and Harold in forever.

Me: No kidding! I can't remember the last time we saw them.

Laney: Yeah me neither.

Maria: Last time was with the talking toilets

Me: Oh right! That was one of their major enemies.

Nico: And that was like back 2 and a half years ago.

Eddy: Boy I remember now!

Xenia: That was crazy!

Me: Those toilets had REALLY Rotten mouths.

Luan: They were true Potty Mouths! (LAUGHS) Get it?

WE LAUGHED!

Me: (LAUGHS) Those LITERALLY were horrible potty mouth toilets.

Varie: (LAUGHS) That is true. That was funny!

Eddy: I discovered them first

Me: You sure did. But it was Melvin Sneedly that made them. That jerk.

Camie: Yeah no kidding there.

Qin: Yeah now he is in prison forever.

Varie: Thank goodness.

Nico: Keep your eyes peeled.

Me: We don't know what we're looking for yet. Lincoln?

Lincoln: Okay, guys, we've got ourselves a huge emergency: we got word that a clone of Mr. Pigeon is here in Paris and that pigeon freak's causing havoc.

We gasped, and Nico was already growling like a rabid dog.

Nico: What?! When I get my hands on the asshole bastard who made that pigeon freak clone, I'm gonna...!

Eli: I picked up on the dark energy from him, it was Universe 666 Sebastian, he was the one who'd made that clone to cause havoc.

We gasped.

Nico: Hadn't forgotten about his powers with Infernal Darkness. We're gonna need Sebastian for this.

Lincoln: Even more, Nico, since we got another Akumatized Villain clone running loose, we're gonna need all hands on deck.

Lincoln called the rest of the team, and they arrived.

Lori: We heard everything, and we're ready for that pigeon freak.

Lincoln: Alright. (Sensed for the Mr. Pigeon Clone) AHA! Gotcha! I just spotted that pigeon freak, he's 20 yards away and he's already causing havoc.

Nico: That freak! Let's get him!

Lincoln: Yeah!

Me: Better get ready. KIBAL LETS HOWL!

(THE WOLF AND THE MOON BY BRUNUHVILLE PLAYS)

I turned into WOLF MOON 🌙!

Me: (HOWLS)

Nico: Oh yeah!

Lincoln: YEAH! (Sensed Flip's musclebound thugs) Uh oh, hold up, I sensed a massive army of Flip's musclebound thugs also heading right for us.

Nico: (GROWLS) That mutant just doesn't even know when to quit!

Suddenly, we saw a massive army of Flip's musclebound thugs arrive, and they came barreling towards us in a fit of rage.

Lincoln: I knew there was no mistaking the stench of B.O. in the air!

Lincoln fired vacuum tubes from his chest which latched onto the chests of Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs, and then, the vacuum tubes literally began sucking Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs dry of all their massive muscle mass, virility, blood, and physical strength, and all of it was being pumped into Lincoln and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed and he also grew even stronger. When Lincoln was done, the vacuum tubes detached themselves from the chests of the thugs and went back into Lincoln, and the thugs were now dead from blood loss and thin as a rake and he fired a blast of red energy and destroyed them leaving them as ashes. Then, we set our sights on the Mr. Pigeon clone.

We were flying, and then, we saw the Mr. Pigeon clone causing havoc.

Lincoln: There they are. EINI, LET'S SPEED AWAY!

Lincoln transformed into Thunder Hare, and he unholstered his massive greatsword and lightning whip and his angelic and demonic greatswords appeared at his sides.

We were off.

We saw the clone.

Me: Target sighted!

Then, he went after the Mr. Pigeon clone, and he slashed him with his massive greatsword and his angelic and demonic greatswords also slashed the Mr. Pigeon clone.

SLASH! SLASH! SLASH! SLASH! SLASH! SLASH! SLASH! SLASH! SLASH! SLASH! SLASH! SLASH!

And Lincoln also whipped him with his lightning whip and the Mr. Pigeon clone also got electrocuted badly.

Me: Damn, Lincoln's tearing him apart. Hey, leave some for the rest of us.

Lincoln kicked the Mr. Pigeon clone away, and the rest of us landed.

Nico: Even if you're just a clone, you're just as bad as the real one!

Phoenix Allura: YA CRAZY RACKIN FRACKIN SACK OF FEATHERS, I'M GONNA RIDDLE YOU FULL OF HOLES!

Phoenix Allura got out two revolvers and started shooting the Mr. Pigeon clone as he tried to avoid the bullets, but she kept on swearing like her grandfather and kept on shooting, and when the smoke had cleared, the clone was riddled with bullets.

Nico: Yep, she sure is Yosemite Sam's granddaughter.

Celica: But, at least, she clipped his wings, now all we got to do is finish him off.

A pigeon pooped on Nico's head.

SPLAT!

NICO GROWLED!

Nico: Okay you deadbeat pigeon chewer! Time for you to get your butt kicked!

Nico teleported and punched him in his face and knocked him down.

Nico: I haven't forgotten when we first met Pigeon!

A pigeon pooped on Eddy's head!

SPLAT!

Eddy: (GROWLS) I HATE BIRDS!

Nico teleported and punched Mr. Pigeon in his face and he ducked under a punch and punched him in his stomach.

Marinette: I got an idea! LUCKY CHARM!

She formed a flute!

She blew a tune and had the pigeons all poop all over Mr. Pigeon!

FART FART FARTFARTFARTFARTFART FART FART FART FART!

One pigeon still pooped on May!

SPLAT!

May: (GROWLS) STUPID DISGUSTING PIGEONS! [looks up and sees angry pigeons glaring at her] Agh! Stop!

[The pigeons poop on May.]

SHE WAS COVERED FROM HEAD TO TOE IN POOP!

OH YUCK!

May: [bawling] I'll never be clean again!

One pigeon pooped on Maria but she turned into pure water and it missed her.

Maria: HA! Nice try you rats with wings!

I fired blasts of fire and blasted Mr. Pigeon all over the place.

Nico: Nice one!

A pigeon pooped on Poromon!

Poromon: WHY YOU LITTLE! (ECHOING) LIGHTNING JAVELIN!

He fired a blast of lightning and electrocuted the pigeon and torched it into nothing!

Poromon: NO ONE POOPS ON ME AND GETS AWAY WITH IT!

HE THREW BEER BOTTLES AND SMASHED NUMEROUS PIGEONS AND MR. PIGEON ALL OVER!

SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH!

A pigeon pooped on Manaphy.

But she dodged the crap and slapped the pigeon away!

Poliwag and Horsea slapped and blasted the Pigeons away.

Tentacool blasted the pigeons all over with red laser blasts and Jirachi blasted the pigeons away.

Me: Take this!

I fired waves of blue fire and blasted the pigeons all over.

Me: What's wrong Pigeon? Out of pigeons?

A pigeon pooped on Poliwag but he dodged it and slapped the pigeon away.

Poliwag: Nice try you disease ridden sack of feathers!

A pigeon pooped on Horsea but she dodged it and squirted ink and blasted the pigeons.

Nico: Yeah!

Horsea: Take that!

I fired waves of blue fire and blasted more of the pigeons and Mr. Pigeon all over.

A pigeon tried another run at pooping on Horsea

But it missed!

Horsea: Missed by a mile!

She fired waves of energy and blasted the pigeons left and right!

Nico: You pigeons have failed this city!

Me: Goodfeathers let these rotten pigeon jerks have it.

Pesto: With pleasure!

Squit: Lets get them!

Bobby: Yeah! These boids messed with the wrong Goodfeathers. Know what I'm saying?

They went at the pigeons and bashed and punched and pulverized them all over.

A pigeon pooped on Rice.

SPLAT!

She got drenched in poop!

Xenia: GRRR! These pigeons are disgusting!

She fired arrows and blasted them.

I fired blasts of blue fire and blasted Pigeon down,

A pigeon pooped on Nanette.

She dodged it and fired waves of lightning and blasted the pigeons all over.

Qin: These disgusting pigeons!

The Goodfeathers bashed and pulverized the pigeons all over!

Camie fired blasts of energy and blasted the pigeons all over.

Me: What's wrong Pigeon? Your little feathered friends dumber than a sack of diapers?

Mr. Pigeon exploded in rage!

He was pecked by Arpeggio.

Arpeggio: (British Accent) I may be a parrot but I know all about how birds feel!

He fired a blast of energy and smashed Mr. Pigeon all over the place.

He bashed his head in with hammers and clubs.

A pigeon pooped on Qin!

SPLAT!

Qin growled and screamed ferociously!

Qin fired blast so fire and blasted Mr. Pigeon all over!

A pigeon pooped on Maxxine.

She dodged it and fired energy blasts at a bunch of pigeons.

Me: Hey Pigeon! Lets see how your feathered friends like this!

I formed my fingers into claws and put ear muffs on and then scratched a chalkboard!

HORRIBLE CHALKBOARD SCRATCHING!

THE PIGEONS THEN LOST ALL THEIR FEATHERS AND FELL TO THE GROUND!

Pigeon: NO! MY FEATHERED FRIENDS!

Me: It's what you get for having your friends take a dump on us!

A remaining pigeon pooped on Sheila.

But she dodged it and wrapped it in a web.

Me: Now he is all alone!

Nico: That was clever using Nails scratching on a chalkboard to get rid of his pigeons.

Me: Thanks.

We went at him and bashed and pulverized Pigeon all over.

Sydney waited.

Sydney: No pigeon poop for me?

Camie: Nope.

Bastion: I think it's time for some pain (SPINS MAGISWORD BRACELET)

BANANA BOMB MAGISWORD!

Bastion: Combined with this.

(DAY-O BY HARRY BELLAFONTE PLAYS)

Bastion: (SINGING DIVINELY AND DANCING STUPIDLY WHILE FIRING BANANAS AT MR. PIGEON)

Day-o, day-o
Daylight come and we want go home
Day, is a day, is a day, is a day, is a day, is a day-o
Daylight come and we want go home
Work all night on a drink of rum
(Daylight come and we want go home)
Stack banana 'til the morning come
(Daylight come and we want go home)
Come Mister tally man, tally me banana
(Daylight come and we want go home)
Come Mister tally man, tally me banana
(Daylight come and we want go home)
Lift six foot, seven foot, eight foot bunch
(Daylight come and we want go home)
Six foot, seven foot, eight foot bunch
(Daylight come and we want go home)
Day, is a day-o
(Daylight come and we want go home)
Day, is a day, is a day, is a day, is a day, is a day-o
(Daylight come and we want go home)
A beautiful bunch of ripe banana
(Daylight come and we want go home)
Hide the deadly black tarantula
(Daylight come and we want go home)
Lift six foot, seven foot, eight foot bunch
(Daylight come and we want go home)
Six foot, seven foot, eight foot bunch
(Daylight come and we want go home)
Day, is a day-o
(Daylight come and we want go home)
Day, is a day, is a day, is a day, is a day, is a day-o
(Daylight come and we want go home)
Come Mister tally man, tally me banana
(Daylight come and we want go home)
Come Mister tally man, tally me banana
(Daylight come and we want go home)
Day-o, day-o
(Daylight come and we want go home)
Day, is a day, is a day, is a day, is a day, is a day-o
(Daylight come and we want go home)

He danced and fired banana bombs and blasted him all over in funny fiery explosions!

Camie: (LAUGHS) THAT IS FUNNY!

Chazz: Good times!

Me: (LAUGHS) YEAH!

Nico: That was funny as always.

Suddenly, Celica's orange eyes turned neon orange and she was surrounded by an orange and white energy aura with stars, magic, fire, flames, swords, phoenixes, and angels, she unholstered her sword, and as she approached the Mr. Pigeon clone, she left orange and white energy, stars, magic, fire, flames, swords, phoenixes, and angels with every step.

Celica: Even if you're just a clone of Mr. Pigeon, you're still just as bad as he is, but even worse, you were given life thanks to that monstrous demon, Universe 666 Sebastian, you reek of the Infernal Darkness that brought you to life, and you must be destroyed here and now.

Suddenly, Celica was surrounded by a massive vortex of orange and white energy with stars, magic, fire, flames, and swords surrounding the vortex, there are phoenixes and angels flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a white phoenix with red eyes glaring at the Mr. Pigeon clone: the red eyes of death. Then, as the vortex faded, Celica emerged, but she was changed forever.

Celica grew to 7'9" in height, she has metal gold bracers on her biceps and thighs, and she now has eleven large orange and white orbs orbiting around her legs, she has the body of a goddess, she has white highlights in the bangs of her long orange hair and she has a large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four large orbiting golden rings on each corner behind her head, she has neon orange eyes and an orange and white energy aura with stars, magic, fire, flames, swords, phoenixes, and angels surrounding her and immense neon rainbow protective aura with elements swirling around it, she has a phoenix and angel emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with orange iris, she has on phoenix earrings with orange gems for eyes and holding the Magic, Fire, Sword, and Eternity Kanjis in its talons, she also has an angel with orange gems for eyes and holding the Magic, Fire, Sword, and Eternity Kanjis in her hands on the bottom of her orange angel-shaped Element of Harmony, along with the gold phoenix pendant of her Elemental Phoenix Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with orange crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and orange gems on the gold flame links and she has on a white and gold accented choker on her neck. Celica has on her outfit and she has on a long sleeveless white trenchcoat with stars, magic, fire, flames, swords, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails, and on the back is a phoenix and angel surrounded by flames, magic, and swords. Suddenly, Celica felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, massive orange angel wings with white tips on the large orange feathers grew and sprouted out of her back and she now has eleven massive and long orange wolf tails with white tips and white markings. Celica has on her Ring of the Phoenix with large orange gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand.

Suddenly, Celica's, sword, massive greatsword, and all the greatswords and swords she'd gotten began merging together and they're suddenly surrounded by a kaleidoscope of orange and white energy, stars, magic, fire, flames, swords, phoenixes, and angels, and when it emerged, it transformed into Celica's Magic Firestorm Phoenix Angel Greatsword of Magic Firestorm Phoenix Angel Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded gold gems and an angel and phoenix etched on the 7'6" massive, wide, double-edged orange blade, large white angel heads for the crossguard, large white angel faces built into both sides of the hilt with large orange gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large white angel heads with orange gems for eyes and large white angel head with orange gems for eyes and orang gem in its mouth on the bottom of the white angel heads for the pommel, she has on her large gold Bracers of The Champions of The Universe with orange gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet on her left gold Bracer, her large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold angel head with orange gems for eyes and large orang gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's an orange kanji below the phoenix and angel that said, "Celica, Powerful Mage and Swordswoman of The World of Fire Emblem, Friend of Many Brave Warriors and Heroes, Savior of The Land, Destroyer of Many Dangerous Threats, Future Wife of James Dean Knudson, Archenemy of Parasite, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Fire, Flames, Swords, Magic, Phoenixes, and Angels"

セリカ、ファイアーエムブレムの世界の強力な魔道士と剣士、多くの勇敢な戦士と英雄の友人、土地の救世主、多くの危険な脅威の破壊者、ジェームズ・ディーン・クヌッドソンの将来の妻、パラサイトの大敵、宇宙の勇敢な戦士、守護者、宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先の守護者であり救世主、宇宙への希望の大使であり灯台、友情の力と要素のマスター、セレスティアル・ゼルナガの怒りのマスター、ブラック・ゲートのマスター、究極の力究極の善、真実、正義、愛、慈悲、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠心、正直さ、寛大さ、優しさ、無私の心、勇気、そして信頼、破壊者であり悪の破壊者、狂った、殺人的、無慈悲な真の女神、そしてサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、そして火、炎、剣、魔法、フェニックス、天使の達人

Celica has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-MAGE SWORDSWOMAN-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA MEDIEVAL MAGE FIRESTORM SWORD PHOENIX ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC MEDIEVAL MAGE FIRESTORM SWORD PHOENIX ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE COSMIC MEDIEVAL MAGE FIRESTORM SWORD PHOENIX ANGEL LOVE!

We were amazed by Celica's Super Angel-Mage Swordswoman-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation, and when I saw Celica, I had an atomic red blush on my face, hearts in my eyes, and my nose was bleeding. But, when the Mr. Pigeon Clone saw it, he fell into a rage and ran at her to kill her, but Celica fired a massive barrage of orange and white energy, stars, magic, fire, flames, swords, phoenixes, and angels which hit the Mr. Pigeon Clone and he crashed into a wall, he got out, but now, he was really pissed off now.

Nico: Now he's in for it!

Lola: Yeah!

Georgina: (to Kendra) You, me, and Sydney didn't get pooped on!

Kendra: You would rather get pooped on with bat guano than Pigeon poop?

Squidward: Try getting pooped on with clam poop!

Celica: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Cosmic Medieval Mage Firestorm Sword Phoenix Angel and Divine Cosmic Medieval Mage Firestorm Sword Phoenix Angel Love) Now, it's high-time we taught you a brutal lesson, you stupid sack of feathers.

Me: You've got nowhere else to run or hide, you stupid sack of feathers, now you're going to be roasted on a spit!

Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Eternal Friendship Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Buffalo-Vampire-Werewolf-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Cosmic Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel of Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Justice and Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Hope, and his new greatswords were ready as well.

Then, I transformed into Super Angel-Wolf Moon-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Angel Hope and unholstered my massive J.D. Knudson's Universal Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Greatsword of Universal Eternal Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Justice and we joined Celica and so did the rest of us as we unholstered our massive greatswords and transformed.

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) You're done running loose, you sack of feathers, now we're going to get rid of you and send another threatening message to that lunatic, Universe 666 Sebastian, who's still running loose.

Nico: And that message is this: cross us one more time, Universe 666 Sebastian, and the pain and suffering we're going to put on you will make all of the nightmares, pain, and suffering you've done unto others in the past will make Hell look like a tropical vacation!

Lincoln, Celica, and I went after the Mr. Pigeon clone, and we fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, orange and white energy, fireworks, rainbows, storm clouds, gold halo rings, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, sports equipment, leaves, plants, pumpkins, dark lightning, pumpkin fire, swords, fruits, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, butterflies, moths, spades, hearts, aces, diamonds, clubs, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Poison, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Explosions, Twin-Tailed Comets, Golems, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Elemental Phoenixes, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, Windigos, and Mermaids at the Mr. Pigeon clone and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.

Then, we attacked him with energy slashes from our massive greatswords leaving scars on him and Lincoln left many more by firing rainbow energy slashes with his gold-plated claws and his two new massive greatswords and I also left many more by firing blue fire energy slashes with my claws, and he, Celica, and I attacked him hard with energy punches, energy kicks, and karate chops and they're super mega-painful because of our superhuman strength, along with elemental blasts, and this was really driving the Mr. Pigeon clone insane and straight to the brink of insanity.

Mr. Pigeon Clone: YOU! YOU! I WILL KILL YOU ALL!

Me: Bring it on you overstuffed chicken livered gizzard face!

Nico: You have no more pigeons to poop on us!

Mr. Pigeon: (GROWLS IN RAGE)

The Mr. Pigeon clone went at us mad with rage and insanity as we saw a black and dark purple aura form around him: we knew all along it was the Infernal Darkness of Universe 666 Sebastian that had given him life. Sebastian fired blasts of Divine Darkness which hit the Mr. Pigeon clone, and he lost the additional dark powers that lunatic gave him.

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) This has gone on long enough. PARASITIC SYMBIOTE ENERGY DRAIN!

Lincoln fired tentacles of symbiote goo with mouth-like suckers, and as they latched onto the Mr. Pigeon clone, Lincoln began sucking out and absorbing his energy and assimilating his powers as streams of blue energy were being sucked out of the Mr. Pigeon clone and flowing into Lincoln and Lincoln's abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed and he also grew even stronger.

Then, the Mr. Pigeon clone suddenly exploded as Lincoln sucked out the last of his energy and he sent the clone's spirit to The Black Gates. Everyone cheered as Lincoln, Celica, and I holstered our massive greatswords on our backs and powered down, and Celica's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, gold halo, eleven massive and long orange wolf tails, and massive orange angel wings are permanent.

Nico: Whoa, Lincoln, was that...?

Lincoln: Yep, that was your combo you and Venom used on some of the cultists when we went to Silent Hill a couple of years ago. I combined Parasite's power and energy absorbing powers along with the vampiric life draining abilities I have along with the Symbiote goo tentacles, and that's another way I can suck out and absorb a villain's powers and energy, and when I sucked out the last of their energy, the target explodes into dust.

Me: Yikes!

Lincoln: And I kept a massive book of all the combos we've done over the years.

Lincoln snapped his fingers, and a massive orange book appeared, and in its pages were all of the combos that we'd done over the years all recorded by year and date.

Camie: WHOA! Look at all that!

May: WOW!

My jaw and Nico's dropped to the ground.

CLANG! CLANG!

Eli put our jaws back.

Nico: HOLY SHIT! You made that book of all the combos we'd done over the years.

Lincoln: And I decided to practice using them ever since I started rapidly evolving and my powers had also rapidly grown and evolved and developed tons of elemental powers and my body underwent this massive growth spurt thanks to my hyperpuberty and constant training and working out in the past seven years.

Eli: Wait, what?! Just how much stronger are you really?!

Me and Nico: He's at the same level as us, but he keeps on getting even stronger and stronger and smarter and smarter with every passing day.

BOING!

Eli's eyes bulged out of his head and they sank back in, and he went crazy like Daffy Duck bouncing up and down all over the place.

Eli: (LAUGHING AND HOOTING CRAZILY)

Daffy Duck: (LAUGHS) Looks like Eli is now part of the Screwball club!

Lincoln: Okay, that's enough of that, screwball.

Lincoln made a long energy rope and he roped Eli back to us before he went deeper into Paris.

Nico: (LAUGHS) That was funny!

Zocks: (LAUGHS) Yeah!

Eli: Sorry about that guys.

Lola: That was still funny though.

Camie: It sure was!

Nico: No…more..,pigeon…poop!

May: (CRYING) I'M NEVER GONNA BE CLEAN AGAIN!

Qin: YUCK!

Laney: We will NEVER Speak of this one again!

Celica: No kidding!

Shirahoshi: This was a crazy and funny one though.

Maria: I'll wash you guys off.

Maria enveloped those that were hit with poop in a ball of water.

Me: Add some soap.

I gave the ball soap.

Me: Washer on.

She washed them all over!

She cleaned them all over really thoroughly.

Me: BING!

Maria: SPINCYCLE!

She spun them around all over!

Me: BING!

Maria: Washer on!

They were clean as a whistle!

POOF!

They puffed up as puffballs.

Or in Poromon's case, A puffier puffball.

Me: Poromon is puffier than ever.

Poromon: Yep.

We laughed!

Me: Boy this was a…

Nico grabbed me by the shirt.

Nico: (Threateningly) You talk about this one and I will eat your heart!

Me: I would like to see you try chimp for brains.

Nico: (sighs) Oh, forget it. At least this one isn't too embarrassing.

Qin: Like that naked incident?

Nico: Yeah.

Qin: That was nuts.

Nico: Sorry, J.D.

Me: No worries. I never want to go through that again.

Laney: Me neither.

Ed: Being naked back then was fun.

Eddy: Ed shut up!

Arpeggio: I actually fought Mr. Pigeon before.

Nico: You sure did Arpeggio.

Me: That was awesome.

Shirahoshi: It sure was from what I heard.

Camie: Yeah.

Varie: That was cool.

Arpeggio: Indeed.

Nico: Think we'll fight a clone of Horrificator in the future?

Me: That will be awesome.

Kate Lloyd: Yeah.

Me: Now we have to fight the next part of the rescue. The anothers.

Qin: Yep.

Shirahoshi: I have a feeling this will be good.

Eli: Wait look!

We saw a Flying Saucer coming down to us!

Nico: What's that?

Eli: It's a flying saucer!

Me: Aliens from another planet!

Qin: Oh man! It's an invasion!

Nico: Stand ready!

The ship landed and opened and out came a girl with purple hair, purple eyes, purple clothes and had purple wings and she had a tiara with the symbol for the UFO Dopant on it and the same symbol on her skirt and she had an energy sword and a Bajoran blaster holstered.

Yumi UFO: Greetings fellow Earthlings.

Me: Yumi UFO! Wow!

Yumi UFO: Awesome to see you again J.D.

We hugged.

Me: Man it's awesome to see you again.

Nico: That is awesome. So you are the Embodiment of the UFO Dopant?

Yumi UFO: I sure am.

Camie: That ship is really cool.

Yumi UFO: Thanks. It comes with the job description as the Embodiment of the UFO Dopant.

Philip: That is awesome that you have an amazing flying saucer.

Yumi UFO: Thanks. I went all over the galaxy with it and it's really cool.

Me: It sure is.

She had the ship turn into a capsule.

Me: Cool.

Yumi UFO: Did I miss anything?

Me: Tons of stuff.

Yumi UFO: I'll tell you all more later.

Me: Okay.

Poromon: POOP!

Qin: You do not want to know.

Yumi UFO: That explains why every part of the street here is covered in pigeon droppings.

Camie: Yeah.

Nico: Lets see what Anothers we have coming.

Eli: (Concentrates) Whoa! We have Another Rainbow Zoukei, Bacoon, Vulcain, Drakor, Dash Bowman, Marina Del Ray and White Lightning!

WE GASPED!

Me: Whoa! The Rainbow Zoukei is new but I know the rest. Bacoon from Aquas, Vulcain from the star Solar, Drakor from Dragon Rock on Sauria and Dash Bowman from Star Fox Command.

Nicole: I remember Dash. But why is he in the M.O.E.? He's a hero. Sure he may be the grandson of Andross but he is still a hero.

White Lightning: Well he decided that he wanted to be both with us and in the Redemption Squad.

Nico: Oh. That makes sense.

Nicole: Yeah he's trying to redeem the good name of what Andross was like before he went mad with power.

Laney: Wow! That is a big task.

Nicole: But also Dash is the very polar opposite of Andrew and Andross. He is very friendly and a good guy.

Nico: That is amazing. I hate Andrew just as much as Pigma.

Nicole: Me too.

Nico: Who's up?

Me: Well we haven't met them yet or recruited them but we're going to have the Embodiments of the Wave, Kelp, Buffalo, Cobra and Ship Dopants face them.

Lola: Wow! That is cool!

Eli: It sure is. And I sense that the Embodiments are one person.

Me: Wow.

Yumi UFO: I also have a surprise for you guys

Me: What is it?

She gave us Ice Cream sandwiches and freeze dried ice cream sandwiches!

Me: Astronaut Ice Cream Sandwiches! Wow I haven't had this in a long time.

Nico: Awesome! Wait here they come!

We saw the Anothers minus White Lightning!

Lola: Wow!

Another Bacoon: (In a girls voice) It feels weird being a clam!

Lincoln: Cornelia Corneria! Wow!

They merged and she reverted back and was a girl with blue hair, blue eyes, blue clothes and had blue angel wings and had the symbol of the Star Fox team in the middle of her forehead and on her skirt and had an awesome keyblade.

Cornelia Corneria: Awesome to see you again Lincoln and wow you grew into an amazing young man.

Lincoln: I sure have.

Nico: Care to introduce us Lincoln?

Lincoln: Sure. This is Cornelia Corneria, Keyblade Knight of The Planet Corneria, she's me's Guardian Angel from Michigan and she's a powerful force of epic power. She was born and raised on the planet, Corneria, and she's an awesome pilot and member of the Cornerian Army, and she has intense wind powers and has blue angel wings. She is the Keyblade Knight and defender of Corneria, and when she was a little girl she witnessed the exile of Andross to the planet Venom and vowed that if he ever caused trouble again she would make sure he is dead for good because she considered General Pepper's punishment for Andross too lenient. She came to Royal Woods long ago, and she really trained me a lot about how to use the Keyblade and I'd quickly absorbed all that knowledge, and I became an expert in wielding the Keyblade and she also trained me on how to use the magic spells associated with the Keyblade, and she's also one of the Keyblade Knights formed by Carolina Keyblada, and like her fellow Keyblade Knights, she harbors a deep grudge against Xehanort for all of the pain and suffering that he caused in his quest to forge the X-Blade and use it to destroy the entire universe and remake it in his image, and she swore if he ever returns again, she would slay him right where he stands and see to it that all those who follow him shall follow him to The Black Gates, and she also trained me a lot and she taught me everything that she knows when it comes to using the powers of the wind and helped build me an awesome Arwing in my favorite color with the elemental forces of nature and the universe painted on the sides.

Me: Wow!

Eli: The Keyblade Knight of the planet Corneria! That is awesome.

Fox McCloud: Wow I remember seeing you train with General Pepper from time to time.

Me: Wow! And you don't have to worry about Andross anymore. He's gone forever.

Nico: Yep.

Cornelia Corneria: That is a big relief.

Me: Yep.

Nico: Sorry we have to do this.

Me: By the way is the Another White Lightning friendly or hostile?

Cornelia Corneria: Friendly and she is a really powerful force.

Me: Awesome.

Girl Jordan: First lets separate you.

Girl Jordan and Leeli held hands.

(YURGEN'S TUNE PLAYS)

The skies had leaves and flowers flying in the wind along with sea dragons singing in the background.

Girl Jordan and Leeli: (SINGING DIVINELY AS LEELI HAD FIREFLIES SWIRL AROUND HER AND GIRL JORDAN HAD HER AQUA BLUE AURA FLARED UP)

O holoré lay thee low

Holoél dark in the Deep

Down beneath the earth you go

Go holoré fast to sleep

O holoré lay thee low

Holoél dark in the Deep

Down beneath the earth you go

Go holoré fast to sleep

Fast to sleep

Fast to sleep

Dark holoré in the Deep

Rise again holoré now

Spring abundant holoél

Render green the dying bough

Raise the rock where Yurgen fell

Raise the rock

Raise the rock

Raise the rock

Raise the rock

Raise the rock

Raise the rock

Raise the rock

Raise the rock

Spring abundant holoél

She glowed and was separated from the Anothers.

Me: Yeah!

Nico: Lets get them!

We fired waves of energy and elements and blasted the anothers and then…

KRABBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!

They exploded in massive fiery explosions like those in the Star Fox games!

Me: YEEHAW!

We caught the Wonder Ride Books.

Maria: Time for backup. (TURNS DIAL) RAVE METAL 6!

She summoned Metal Sonic, Francisco, Universe 666 Mizuki, Zurg, Yost Trapster and Leila Draco.

Me: Oh yeah!

Nico: And now, we wait.

Me: Yep.

Qin: Boy that was awesome.

Me: Nico wouldn't it be funny if the mascots played Happy Happy Joy Joy?

Nico was stumped.

Nico: …what?

Me: You know, the song Stimpy likes.

Stimpy: It's my favorite song Happy Happy Joy Joy.

Nico: Oh that one. That would be awesome and cool!

Poromon: Yeah that would be awesome!

Stimpy: Oh joy! It sure would be cool.

Ren: You're an eediot.

Nico: Now, who would say that line?

Me: I don't know. But it would be funny.

Qin: Lets focus guys.

Nico: You're right.

Then a black swan came.

Laney: Wow a black swan.

Me: Wait I know this swan.

I picked her up.

Nico: You do?

Me: I sure do.

Fluttershy: Oh she is a beautiful swan.

Qin: Swans are pretty.

Me: Yep.

Nico: And here's the Another!

We saw Another White Lightning!

Me: Whoa!

Lola: Another White Lightning!

Another White Lightning: Looks like Miriana remembers you J.D.

Me: (Gasp) That voice.

She reverted back and was a girl with purple hair, green eyes, black angel wings, purple clothes and had a tiara with the symbol of the Swan Dopant on it and the same symbol on her skirt and she had a beautiful sword in her hands.

Me: Samira Swan! Wow!

Nico: Cool!

Samira Swan: Yep and it's awesome to see you again J.D.

Me: You too. Samira is the Embodiment of the Swan Dopant and she has the power to call many swans and she can dance gracefully like a great Swan Princess Dancer and she has amazing white lightning powers and is a master of lightning.

White Lightning: That is cool! Just like me.

Samira Swan: I sure am.

Kaito: (gets out Boukenger gear) Did Swartz promise you anything?

Zocks: (Gets out Magiranger gear) Because we can grant it instead.

Kaito got an Operation Overdrive sword and Zocks got a Magi Staff.

Samira Swan: No he didn't. I used my swan powers to knock him down and ran away.

Me: Clever.

Lola: Yeah.

Sougo: (gets out Operation Overdrive Ridewatch) Looks like Miriana is a mascot now.

Geiz (Gets out Mystic Force Ridewatch): I hope she can handle the shenanigans to come along with it.

Sougo got OperationOverdriveRedArmor whiel Geiz got MysticForceRedArmor.

Samira Swan: I know she will.

Lincoln: Lets separate you first.

Lincoln fired a wave of light and separated her.

Samira Swan: Yeah!

She went at Another White Lightning and blasted and slashed her.

Nico: Taste the sea storm! (ACTIVATES WHITE LIGHTNING AND MARINA DEL RAY'S RIDEWATCHES)

He fired a blast of lightning and water and smashed the Another.

May: Takte this! (ACTIVATES DR. OCTAVIUS BRING AND GHIACCIO'S RIDEWATCHES)

May fired a wave of energy and smashed the Another.

Maria: Take this too! (ACTIVATES DJ DRUMMOND AND BUZZORD'S RIDEWATCHES)

She fired waves of energy and blasted the another.

Shirahoshi: This mermaid is not going to back down! (ACTIVATES MARINA DELL RAY'S RIDEWATCH)

She fired a wave of energy and smashed the Another all over.

Then Copperhead, Usari, Universe 666 Salem, Hocus Pocus, Hyleg Ourobockle and Bruiser Unversed came.

Nico: Nice team Copperhead.

Copperhead: Thanks Nico.

?: It sure is!

Burst Man came.

Me: Burst Man! Awesome!

Burst Man: (In a girls voice) This will be fun!

Nico: Bella Burst!? Whoa!

Burst Man: Yep. I got this.

She fired a blast of energy and blasted down Another White Lightning and I caught the Ridewatch and purified it.

Nico: Booyah!

Varie: Yeah!

May: I'm okay!

Bella Burst: (Sees herself) GAH! Eyes to yourselves perverts!

Rarity: Don't worry darling we can fix this.

The fashion brigade gave her awesome blue clothes.

Bella Burst: Wow! I look great!

May: You sure do.

Shirahoshi: Do you have any favorite memories of Nico?

Bella Burst: I sure do. When me and Nico got into a burrito eating contest and the first one of us to fart wins. I won.

Nico: She sure did.

Me; That is cool.

Nico: Yep.

Nico and Bella hugged.

Nico: I've missed you.

Bella Burst: Same here.

We later went back home.


After Nico's rescue, Lincoln and his harem, Me and my harem, Sumner Knudson, Patti Knudson, Sakura Knudson, Stellar, Stardust, Ken Knudson, Nico and his harem, Clyde and his harem, Naruto and his harem, Ed Cowart and his harem, Ets and his harem, Alex the Lion, Marty the Zebra, Melman the Giraffe, Gloria the Hippo, Gage the Hegehog, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Qin, Eli, Nicole Knudson and her siblings, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., Rita, Harriet Loud, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, Kuja, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, The Dynasty Warriors, The Samurai Warriors, Yakko, Cherry Hunter, Cammy, Milan Flare, Yoko, Wakko, Poison, Pyrrha Alexandra, Alice, Mimi Kitagami, Dot, Haneru Tobitatsu, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Z-Fighters, Max Goof, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), Baloo, King Mickey, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Aku-Aku, The Quantum Masks, Alternate Tawna, Spyro, Cynder, The Ghostforce, Rayman, Juniper Lee, The Louds' Scottish Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Demon Slayer Conglomerate, Anatankha, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Power Rangers, The Kamen Riders, Izuku and his friends, The Goths of Darkness, Sebastian Mendez, Darren Arcangela, Hiroshi Ohira, Brandon Skellington, Marshall Williams, Mal, Evie, Jay, Carlos, Ben, Norbert and Daggett, Heathcliff, Riff-Raff, Hector, Wordsworth, Mungo, Cleo, Leroy, Sylvester, Tom, Jerry, their friends and counterparts, Timmy Turner, Cosmo, Wanda, Poof, Trixie Tang, Sapphire, Emerald, Chester, A.J., Sanjay, Elmer, Chloe Carmichael, Tootie, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, and his harem, Universe 666 Clyde and his harem, Universe 666 Ets and his harem, The Lion Guard, Marinette and her friends, Sabrina Spellman, Liam, Carmen Rockell, The Teen Titans, The Royal Defenders, The Loonatics, Ty the Tasmanian Tiger, Sly the Tasmanian Tiger, Liu Kang, Kitana, Sonya Blade, Jax, Kung Lao, Sub-Zero, Nightwolf, Kotal Kahn, Jade, Tommy Himi, Luna Lovegood, Big Guy & Rusty, and Dr. Erica Slate are heading to Tokyo, Japan, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the eight girls here, but we're also going to be meeting more of Darren Arcangela's friends there, and the battle we're going to get into with another of his enemies will trigger the family curse that dwelled inside him, and blood will be spilled once again as he turns back into the very demon who terrorized the Yakuza clans and gangsters: but he would be reborn as Darren Devereaux, The Dark Lord of Unholy Horror and Madness Eternal.

Lincoln: Looks like we're back in Tokyo, Japan, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the eight girls here, but we're also going to be meeting more of Darren Arcangela's friends here.

Darren Arcangela: That's right, and I think your Elemental HERO Fire Gene-Slammers might know them in the business world.

Me: This should be something to see.

Selene Arcangela: Same here. (Thinking) Oh God, but I know all too well that the battle we're going to be getting into with another of his enemies will trigger the family curse that dwelled inside him, and blood will be spilled once again as he turns back into the very demon who terrorized the Yakuza clans and gangsters: but he would be reborn as Darren Devereaux, The Dark Lord of Unholy Horror and Madness Eternal.

Tommy Himi: It's been a long time since we've been in Tokyo.

Nico: Same here, Tommy.

Suddenly, we arrived at a massive complex of company buildings all over Tokyo.

Me: (WHISTLES) Whoever owns this awesome massive complex of company buildings has got to be one awesome CEO.

Monica Anniston: Just like us.

Darren Arcangela: That's right, and if I'm right, the CEOs should be arriving...right...now!

?: Looks like you got our message alright, Darren, and you brought Team Loud Phoenix Storm with you.

Suddenly, we saw two men come out to meet us: the first tall male has long blonde hair, brown eyes, and he was in a black sweater, white pants, and black shoes, the other male has spiky black hair, brown eyes, and he was in a black sweater with blue neckerchief, black pants, and black shoes.

Caitlin Ashleigh: (GASPS) Oh man, Darren, you didn't tell us that you're also friends with...!

Monica Anniston: Leon and Mamoru Ugumori, the heads of the famous Ugumori Group!

Nico: You know them?

Catherine MacKenzie: Yep, all the who's who in the business world know about these two, they are legends in the business world. The eldest brother, Leon Ugumori, although not smart academically, has a special talent of seeing the true colors of the people he encounters, and he's also a genius investor so much so he has invested stocks in some of the other businesses in the world, and he's also built and established many businesses all over Japan. The younger brother, Mamoru, went to a prestigious university and he has many skills in business management and he's helped to grow the businesses of his brother into the titans that they are now.

Leon Ugumori: Hey, Mamoru, haven't we met these fiery girls somewhere?

Mamoru Ugumori: As a matter of fact, we have. These girls are the CEOs of the many multi-billion dollar corporations from Gotham Royal York and Lincoln's Guardian Angels, and we've done business with them long ago, and we also helped them out when it came to dealing with their evil relatives.

Me: Wait, so the ones who helped them out were...!

Lincoln: I've heard the stories from Caitlin and the others that if anyone dared to anger the Ugumori Brothers, their futures in the companies they work for are ultimately destroyed and are sent into a living Hell of having to pay back their debts when they borrow money from gangs and if that's not worse, The Ugumori Brothers spread their misdeeds to the businesses and companies they happen to have connections with.

Monica Anniston: And it's also spread to their own businesses and companies as well.

We gasped.

Nico: Oh shit, so any who dare to anger The Ugumori Brothers have their whole future destroyed and sent into a Living Hell?! Whoa, these guys are pretty powerful in the business world.

Darren Arcangela: That they are. But, of course, there are some Yakuza gangs who happen to have a connection with The Ugumori Brothers, but they're not like the Yakuza you guys have been dealing with and those I've killed.

Leon Ugumori: Well, we already know that, and you all are always trusted. But, one of them has a bit of a dark past, and I can smell blood and evil on him.

We knew he was referring to Sebastian.

Darren Arcangela: I already know about that, Leon, but it was because of circumstances far beyond his control. Now, then, let's get down to business.

We went inside, and there we were met by three different Yakuza gangs, but they weren't like the gangs we'd killed before.

Mamoru Ugumori: I'm glad you guys kept your heads on straight when you saw them, and the three Yakuza clans we mentioned, they only go after monsters and arrogant fools. We had to call a special meeting and get the Uwasa, Yamamba, and Gyuki Clans here because we got a huge emergency.

Then, a man came forward, he looked like Mamoru Ugumori, but he had a sharp look in his eyes: the eyes of fire and true leadership, his name is Asahi, the head of The Gyuki Clan.

Asahi: Thank you. Now, as Mamoru said, we have an emergency. My mother, the patron of the Gyuki Clan, Okiku, has now officially gone rogue. We've had to deal with many of her schemes and stunts in the past as she'd tried to destroy the Uwasa and Yamamba Clans, so that The Gyuki Group is seen as the strongest group in Japan, and she's put my life in danger too many times to count.

Then, another man came forward, he had the same hairstyle as Leon's, but his hair color was red, he was an older man, but he was really strong physically, his name is Inuzuka, a soldier in The Uwasa Clan.

Inuzuka: That's right, but every time, her schemes always blow up in her face, and even worse, your friend, Darren, winds up killing some of her men in a fit of dark rage, and you already knew of his dark reputation that's feared among the Yakuza clans in Japan. Now, it appears Okiku has finally gone off the deep end, she's threatened our clans once more along with the lives of The Ugumori Brothers once again, and she's also threatened the lives of innocent people.

We gasped, and Darren was now beyond enraged as we felt the air grow cold and the scent of blood and darkness arose once again.

Darren Arcangela: (DEMONIC VOICE) Okiku, even after all the times your schemes to get rid of the Uwasa and Yamamba Clans have blown right up in your face, your GODDAMN OBSESSIONS JUST WILL NOT QUIT! I WILL DROWN YOU AND YOUR LOYAL FOLLOWERS IN A SEA OF BLOOD AND THE DEMONS WILL DEVOUR YOUR SOULS AS YOU FESTER IN THE GRAVE!

The skies turned black and red demonic lightning crashed and we freaked out! Suddenly, we saw it for ourselves, a black and blood red energy aura surrounded Darren Arcangela, it was filled with the wailing souls of the damned and the unholy shrieks of demons, and the storm turned worse.

Selene Arcangela: Oh God, this is it!

Then, we saw it happen, Darren Arcangela was suddenly surrounded by a massive vortex of black and blood red energy with stars, light, and darkness surrounding the vortex, there are wailing souls of the damned, demons of Hell, phoenixes, and angels flying around the vortex, and in the vortex was a black phoenix with blood red eyes that glared at Okiku and her men from the distance: the red eyes of eternal death. Then, as the vortex faded, Darren emerged, but he was changed forever and no longer does he bear the Arcangela name, now he was reborn as Darren Deveraux, The Lord of Unholy Horror and Darkness Eternal.

Darren Devereaux grew from 7'5" to 8'3" in height, his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew even bigger and he still retained his eight-pack abs, he now has large gold metal bracers on his massive biceps and thighs, and he now has eleven large black and blood red orbs orbiting around his legs, he has blood red highlights in the bangs of his long dark brown hair going down to the bottom of his neck and he has a large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four orbiting golden rings on each corner behind his head, he has neon blood red eyes and a black and blood red energy aura with stars, light, darkness, wailing souls of the damned, demons, phoenixes, and angels surrounding him and he has an immense rainbow protective aura with elements swirling around it, he has both an angel of Heaven and demon of Hell emblazoned on his forehead and Third Eye with blood red iris, he has on demon earrings with blood red gems for eyes and holding the Dark, Light, Salvation, Damnation, and Eternity Kanjis in its hands, he has on his Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with blood red gems on the black crescent moon links and red crystal links and a blue angel-shaped Element of Harmony and on the bottom of the Element of Harmony is a demon with blood red gems for eyes and holding the Dark, Light, Salvation, Damnation, and Eternity Kanjis for the pendant and he has on a white and gold accented choker on his neck, he has on a white long-sleeved dress shirt with white ruffles on the sleeves, red closed vest, black pants, black jacket, black knee-high boots, and long long-sleeved midnight black trenchcoat with stars, light, darkness, wailing souls of the damned, demons, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails and on the back is an angel and demon with light and darkness surrounding them. Suddenly, Darren Devereaux felt a sharp pain on his now wider and more muscular back, and then, his massive white angel wings had turned midnight black with red tips on the midnight black feathers grew much bigger for his new body. Darren Devereaux has on a Ring of The Phoenix with blood red gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on his right ring finger and Black Lantern Ring on his left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in his left hand.

Suddenly, Darren Devereaux's massive Greatsword of The Archangels and all of the greatswords and swords he'd gotten began merging together and was surrounded by a kaleidoscope of black and blood red energy, stars, light, darkness, wailing souls of the damned, demons, phoenixes, and angels, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Darren Devereaux's Eternal Heavenly Salvation and Eternal Hellish Damnation Greatsword of Eternal Eternal Heavenly Salvation and Eternal Hellish Damnation Justice, it's a brand-new large greatsword with embedded blood red gems and an angel and demon and the cross etched on the 7'9" massive, wide, double-edged midnight black blade, large midnight black hellhound heads for the crossguard, large white angel faces built into both sides of the hilt and large blood red gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large midnight black hellhound heads with blood red gems for eyes and in their open mouths and on the bottom of the coyote heads is a large midnight black hellhound head with blood red gems for eyes and blood red gem in its mouth for the pommel, he has on his new large gold Bracers of The Champions of The Universe with large blood red gems on his wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet on his left gold Bracer, new gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold angel head with blood red gems for eyes and a large blood red gem in his mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on his right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on his left hip. There's a blood red kanji below the angel and demon that said, "Darren Devereaux, Surviving Son of Michelle and Antoine Devereaux, Younger Brother of Logan Devereaux, Dark Lord of Unholy Horror and Darkness Eternal, Warrior of Light and Holy Salvation, Friend of Many, Bearer of The Devereaux Family's Dark Bloodline Curse, Murderer of Many Yakuza and Criminals, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Light, Darkness, Salvation, Damnation, Demons, Phoenixes, and Angels"

ダレン・デブロー、ミシェルとアントワーヌ・デブローの生き残った息子、ローガン・デブローの弟、不浄な恐怖と闇の永遠の暗黒卿、光と聖なる救いの戦士、多くの友人、デブロー家の暗い血統の呪いの持ち主、多くのヤクザの殺人者と犯罪者、宇宙の勇敢な戦士、宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先の保護者、擁護者、そして救世主、宇宙への希望の大使であり灯台、友情と要素の力のマスター、天のゼルナガの怒りのマスター、ブラックゲートのマスター、究極の善の究極の力、真実の真の女神、正義、愛、思いやり、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠心、正直さ、寛大さ、優しさ、無私の心、勇気、そして信頼、破壊者そして悪、狂った、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなしのスレイヤーであり、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒であり、光、闇、救済、天罰、悪魔、フェニックス、天使のマスターでもあります。

Darren Devereaux has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-DARK DEMON LORD-ARCHANGEL WARRIOR-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA ETERNAL DARK DAMNATION HOLY SALVATION LIGHT DARK DEMON PHOENIX ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL DARK DAMNATION HOLY SALVATION LIGHT DARK DEMON PHOENIX ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL DARK DAMNATION HOLY SALVATION LIGHT DARK DEMON PHOENIX ANGEL DEATH!

We were stunned upon seeing Darren Devereaux's Super Angel-Dark Demon Lord-Archangel Warrior-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation.

Inuzuka: Crap, now Okiku has done it, the dark lord has returned!

Asahi: He's the one and only person who can permanently stop my soon-to-be ex mother's crazy obsessive scheme, I know you guys have a huge problem with Yakuza, but...

Lincoln: Say no more, we already know from Darren that you guys only punish evildoers.

Me: But, now that Darren's transformed, you know what that means?!

Asahi: Yeah, the streets are about to run red with Yakuza blood once again.

Suddenly, Darren Devereaux took off to kill Okiku and her group of her most loyal followers, and we had to get over there as soon as possible before he ends the fight too early.

We travelled through the streets, but already, everywhere we went, we found scores of loyal Gyuki Clan members loyal to Okiku dead and at Darren Deveraux's hands.

Me: Shit, he's already started the massacre.

Asahi: We saw this whole thing before, when Darren's bloodlust reaches to the surface, he strikes down those foolish enough to fight him and he never ever relents.

Suddenly, we saw five beautiful and super sexy girls with long hair in orange, pink, green, and purple, red hairbands, purple eyes, they were tall at 7'0" in height, they have the bodies of goddess and large breasts, fair skin, massive beautiful orange, pink, green, and purple angel wings, and they were dressed in red short-sleeved shirts, red skirts, red knee-high boots with butterfly buckles, black long-sleeved coat, and long white long-sleeved trenchcoat with stars, elements, fashion, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails and on the back are The Autobot Science Team, holstered on their backs are massive greatswords, and with them are the eight girls.

Lincoln: (GASPS) Gwen Catangel, the Perceptor Gene-Slammer, Kayla Catangel, the Brainstorm Gene-Slammer, Penelope Catangel, the Glyph Gene-Slammer, and Raina Catangel, the Rung Gene-Slammer A.K.A. The Catangel Sisters.

Gwen Catangel: That's right, and we got the girls away from that crazy bitch, but the bad news: we saw Darren Devereaux come inside, and he's already slaying and killing that bitch's men left and right.

Lincoln: Oh man, come on! We got to get to Okiku and stop her before Darren comes for her as well.

We rushed inside a safehouse, but as Gwen Catangel said, Darren had already arrived and he'd killed the men here, and we hurried as fast as we could. Then, we got inside, and already, we saw Okiku get out a sword to fight Darren Devereaux who was already here and his face and clothes were now covered in blood.

Okiku: I just wanted was to make the Gyuki Clan the strongest group in Japan!

Darren Devereaux: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Eternal Holy Light Salvation and Demonic Dark Damnation Light Dark Demon Phoenix Angel and Divine Cosmic Eternal Holy Light Salvation and Demonic Dark Damnation Light Dark Demon Phoenix Angel Death) (Demonic Voice) When were you ever going to learn that your stupid obsessions are just going to make you look like a total fool! Asahi made the foolish mistake in subjecting you to his punishments, he should've kicked you and all your followers out, at the very least so that I can kill you myself! Now, I'm going to enjoy seeing you die in a pool of your own blood and you will join your fallen comrades in Hell! (LAUGHING MALEVOLENTLY AND DEMONICALLY)

Me: (GASPS) Oh God, now no one can stop him!

Sylvester: Looks like we need to stop the Yakuza maiden and fast.

Sylvester unholstered his Sylvester's Blood-Soaked Vampiric Demon Darkness Greatsword of The Dracul and transformed into Super Angel-Cat-Vampire-Acme Dark Knight-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Angel of Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Justice and Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Death.

Lincoln: Before Darren winds up taking her life too, but she's already been marked for death. Come on, gang.

Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Eternal Friendship Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Buffalo-Vampire-Werewolf-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Cosmic Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel of Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Justice and Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Hope, TLPS Mr. Wolf transformed into his Super Angel-Wolf-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga form and the rest of The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms and they unholster their massive greatswords, The Dynasty Warriors and Samurai Warriors unholstered their weapons, Lincoln's sisters and parents transformed into their Super Angel United Friendship Universal Eternal Xelnaga forms and unholstered their massive greatswords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholstered their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Crash Bandicoot unholstered his massive Crash Bandicoot's Skylands Ten Elemental Wolf Draconic Bandicoot Greatsword of Ten Elemental Skylands Justice and Ten Eternal Elemental Skylanders True Bravery from his back and he transformed into Super Angel-Bandicoot-Dragon-Elemental Skylander-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Ten Elemental Knight Elemental Skylander Draconic Bandicoot Angel of Divine Ten Element Skylands True Hero Knight Draconic Bandicoot Angel Justice and Divine Ten Element Skylands True Hero Knight Draconic Bandicoot Angel Bravery, Sherlock Hound unholstered his massive Sherlock Hound's Demonic Dark Knight Sparda's Eternal Angelic Demonic Demon Hound Greatsword of Demonic Dark Knight Eternal Angelic Demonic Demon Hound Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Demon Hound-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Stellar Blood-Stained Dark Demonic Darkness Dark Knight Demon Hound Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Star Blood-Stained Dark Demonic Darkness Dark Knight Demon Hound Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Star Blood-Stained Dark Demonic Darkness Dark Knight Demon Hound Phoenix Angel Compassion, Max Goof unholsters his massive Max Goof's Heavenly Archangel Gabriel's Eternal Unbreakable Bonds of True Friends and Angels Holy Archangel Keyblade of Justice from his back and transformed into Super Angel-Disney Knight-Archangel-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Heavenly Light Hellish Darkness Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Heavenly Light Hellish Darkness Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Heavenly Light Hellish Darkness Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel Hope, Timmy Turner transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Wolf Moon-Mysticon Pink Wolf Mage-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Magic Celestial Fairy Magical Elemental Fairy Mysticon Wolf Moon Angel of Divine Elemental Celestial Fairy Magical Fairy Wolf Moon Justice and Divine Elemental Celestial Fairy Magical Fairy Wolf Moon Hope and he has his Timmy Turner's Lupus the Wolf's Celestial Elemental Harmonious Fairy Wolf Moon Mage's Staff of Elemental Magic Justice out and his Royal Eye of Lupus orb ready as well, Norbert Beaver unholstered his massive Hydros' Primordial Maelstrom Ocean Beaver Greatsword of Primordial Maelstrom Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Beaver-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Beaver Angel of Divine Oceanic Primordial Water Justice and Divine Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Compassion, Yakko, Wakko, and Dot transformed into their Super Angel-Phoenix-Warner-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms, Inuyasha unholstered his Inuyasha's Dog Hanyou Tessaiga Demon Slayer Fang Greatsword of Dog Hanyou Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Dog Hanyou-Yokai-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Angel of Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Justice and Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Hope, Brandon Skellington had his Pumpkin Scepter of Halloween Town Justice still in hand, Hiroshi Ohira unholstered his massive Hiroshi Ohira's Destructive Inferno Firestorm Phoenix Firebird Angel Greatsword of Destructive Inferno Fire Phoenix Firebird Angel Vengeance and Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Firestorm Firebird-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel Rage, Kuja had his Brumel Cores and Kuja's Eternal Wizard Redemption Mage's Staff of Elemental Magic Redemption Wizard Justice ready and transformed into Super Angel-Genome-Wizard-Dragon-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Celestial Wizard Genome Terra Redemption Draconic Magic Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Celestial Wizard Genome Terra Redemption Draconic Magic Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Celestial Wizard Genome Terra Redemption Draconic Magic Phoenix Angel Hope, Sebastian Mendez, Qin, Clyde and his harem, Baloo, Izuku and his friends, The Z-Fighters, Daggett, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Naruto and his harem, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Demon Slayer Conglomerate, Anatankha, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), The Demon Slayer Corps, The Ghostforce, The Louds' Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Loonatics, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, Mal, Evie, Jay, Carlos, Ben, Heathcliff and his friends, Tommy Himi and his team, Timmy's friends, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, and his harem, Universe 666 Clyde and his harem, Universe 666 Ets and his harem, my harem, Ed Cowart's harem, Ets' harem, Clyde's harem, Nico's harem, Lord Raiden and the Earthrealm Warriors, and The Royal Defenders got out their weapons, Rayman unholstered his massive Rayman's Eternal Night Dream Morpheus's Celtic Dream Eternal Night Dragon Fairy Phoenix Angel Greatsword of Peaceful Celtic Dream Eternal Night Dragon Fairy Phoenix Angel Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Dragon-Lum-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Eternal Celtic Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Dream Eternal Night Fairy Dragon Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Celtic Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Dream Eternal Night Fairy Dragon Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Eternal Celtic Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Dream Eternal Night Fairy Dragon Phoenix Angel Hope, Juniper Lee unholstered her Juniper Lee's Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Magicstorm Greatsword of Spirit World Magic Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Dragon-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Angel of Divine Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Justice and Divine Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Will, Liam unholstered his massive Liam Hunnicut's Arctic Qailertetang's Holy Arctic Thundersnow Greatsword of Holy Arctic Thundersnow Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Ice Dragon-Yuki-Onna-Musk Ox-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Angel of Divine Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Musk Ox Justice and Divine Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Musk Ox Hope, and Me, Ed Cowart, Ets, Ken, Nicole, Nico, Gage the Hedgehog, and Eli unholstered our massive greatswords and we transformed, and we went after Okiku, and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Blue Fire, Sand, Bubbles, steel orbs, throwing axes, and mythological animals, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit her.

Suddenly, Darren Devereaux summoned black demon hands that grabbed Okiku and they were about to drag her to Hell as he laughed malevolently, but Lincoln destroyed the demon hands and he fired a powerful rainbow energy blast that hit Okiku and destroyed her, and sent her and her followers to The Black Gates. We cheered as we holstered our weapons and powered down, and Darren Deveraux's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, large gold halo, and massive midnight black angel wings are permanent.

Lincoln: Damn, this is quite a bloodbath you've left behind, Darren.

Lincoln's deep sapphire eyes turned blood red and all the spilled blood Darren left during his rampage began gathering and went to Lincoln, and as he opened his mouth, he devoured all of the spilled blood. When it was done, he then burned all of the bodies.

Lincoln: (MASSIVE BELCH)

Nico: Wow, that was a lot of blood you devoured, Lincoln.

Lincoln: No kidding, but we stopped what could've been utter catastrophe.

Mamoru Ugumori: Even though Darren did transform like all of you do and he turned back into the very monster that all Yakuza and criminals feared.

Selene Arcangela: Something like that, Mamoru.

Lincoln: Yeah, but at least we stopped Okiku and prevented an all-out bloodbath. (To The Catangel Sisters) And it's so good to see you and your sisters again, Gwen.

Gwen Catangel: You too, Lincoln, it's been seven years since we last met.

Lincoln went up to The Geniemagic Sisters and he hugged them, and The Geniemagic Sisters are very surprised at just how much taller, more handsome, and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since they last saw him, and they also felt just how much stronger and how much more muscular he's really become, and they had an atomic red blush on their faces, and the atomic red blush on their faces soon became even deeper when she saw he still has his vampire fangs and massive white angel wings with stars on the feathers and orange and aurora-colored tips on the feathers, large gold halo with four large orbiting gold rings on each corner behind his head, along with hearing his mature, deeper, and manlier voice and seeing the large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on his head, eleven massive and long white wolf tails with rainbow markings and rainbow tips and white rabbit tail with rainbow markings on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, fine hair on his massive forearms, short stubble on his jawline, and chest hair in the middle of his chest, He-Man's chest harness, and many other accessories, and she also met his familiars, the male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, the white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and the white Wolf Familiar, Seiko.

Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I haven't seen you four since you were seventeen, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.

Kayla Catangel: Holy crap, you sure have, you've really grown up to be very big and very strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the cute eleven-year-old little boy into a 18-year-old 8'3" tall, very handsome, and manly man with really massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, and you still have those vampire fangs and massive white angel wings, that's so awesome, and the large white wolf ears on your head and the eleven massive and long white wolf tails with markings and white rabbit tail on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, fine hair on your massive forearms, short beard stubble on your jawline, and chest hair in the middle of your chest and many accessories and gold halo behind your head, that's really new, along with getting He-Man's chest harness.

Penelope Catangel: You've really really grown a lot and became a man, but you're still the same kind boy from long ago, plus, you've also grown even more bigger in muscle mass, you can land an airplane on that massive, wider, and more muscular back, squash a melon with those really muscular quads and thighs, and cut a rock into a diamond on those rock-hard eight-pack abs, and there's not even a tape measure long enough to measure that chiseled chest or massive biceps. Plus, we've also met your familiars, and they are really awesome.

Me: And he'd also been hit with massive amounts of cosmic radiation and he'd been imbued with the same powers as me, and he's become truly immortal, and Lincoln, you know these four girls?

Lincoln: Indeed I do, J.D., meet Gwen Catangel, the Perceptor Gene-Slammer, Kayla Catangel, the Brainstorm Gene-Slammer, Penelope Catangel, the Glyph Gene-Slammer, and Raina Catangel, the Rung Gene-Slammer A.K.A. The Catangel Sisters: these four girls are my Guardian Angels from Michigan and classmates in Math and Science, and they're also the beautiful sisters of Princess Sara from Sonic the Hedgehog. Gwen has orange hair with matching clothes, Kayla has pink hair with matching clothes, Penelope has green hair with matching clothes, and Raina has purple hair with matching clothes. They, Princess Sara, and I helped Leni make new fashion lines, and to show thanks, Leni arranged a date an Italian restaurant where I kissed Princess Sara and her sisters on the lips. As a result, I promised that when I comes of age he would marry Princess Sara and her sisters along with the rest of his harem.

Leni: Plus, they totes hated Icky Vicky and Trina Riffins with a blazing passion, the reason why is because they tried to ruin one of the newest fashion lines out of extreme jealously but before they could even try, Lincoln, Princess Sara, her sisters, and I jumped Icky Vicky and Trina Riffins and beat the crap of them and threw them into a pile of dirty jockstraps and left them wedgied onto a flagpole in their undergarments.

Eli: (GROWLS) THOSE TWO BITCHES!

Eli stormed back to Gotham Royal York and he went into Lynn's Table and he severely thrashed Icky Vicky and Trina Riffins and we heard them scream from here in Tokyo. Then, when Eli came back, he had tons of gold, jewels, gems, and other currencies that exploded out of Icky Vicky and Trina Riffins.

Eli: I believe this should cover the costs of Darren's rampage in one of the Gyuki Clan's hideouts.

Asahi: We were actually planning on tearing it down, there's no need to pay us for that amount. Wait, is all that from the Gessius Flores' Vengeance Curse?

Lincoln: Yep.

Leon Ugumori: I have an idea, we want to partner up with your Guardian Angels, I can trust them, they are hard working and trustworthy.

Mamoru Ugumori: You've since caught our attention with your multi-billion dollar businesses, and we want to partner up with you all.

Caitlin Ashleigh: (GASPS) Working for The Ugumori Brothers?!

The Elemental HEROS of Fire cheered wildly and they accepted.

Lincoln: Wow, looks like you now have a friendship and partnership with The Ugumori Brothers.

Darren Devereaux: Many talented and hardworking business owners and workers have caught their attention and if Leon approves of them, they're accepted, but those who aren't hardworking and are useless not to mention total assholes, if they meet Leon's disapproval or even anger them, they are immediately rejected and sent to the bowels of Hell.

Lincoln: A fitting punishment for them, and now that you and your sisters are here, Gwen.

Lincoln went up to and hugged each of The Catangel Sisters in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, he leaned his head down the right side of their necks, and he slowly bit each of them and he fed on their blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed along with his large gold halo and four orbiting gold rings on each corner of the halo behind his head and eleven massive and long white tails with rainbow tips and rainbow markings. He slowly unlatched his fangs from each of their necks as their necks healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit them.

Gwen Catangel: Wow, you're still just as gentle as ever when you feed on one of your Guardian Angels, Lincoln.

Suddenly, five Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of The Catangel Sisters with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha along with white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks.

Kayla Catangel: (Surprised) Lincoln, are these...?!

Lincoln: Yep, that's an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love and an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love, which means you're now part of my harem and my many future wives, Catangel Sisters.

The Catangel Sisters had a smile on their faces and tears in their eyes as Lincoln still had his massive and powerful muscular arms around them and he leaned down to each of their faces and kissed each of them on the lips and they also returned it, and we cheered for them, then we went up to the eight girls, and when Lincoln saw them, he immediately recognized them. The eight girls are Sanae Azuma, Megumi Kurokawa, Kana Satomi, and Rina Satomi from Harem Hospital and Ayano Kisaragi, Maina Kirigaya, Amane Kurashiki, and Airi from Harem Village.

Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Sanae Azuma, Megumi Kurokawa, Kana Satomi, and Rina Satomi from Harem Hospital and Ayano Kisaragi, Maina Kirigaya, Amane Kurashiki, and Airi from Harem Village.

Nicole: Whoa, awesome.

Lincoln: Are you girls okay?

Sanae Azuma: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.

Then, when Sanae Azuma and the other seven girls saw who it was that saved them from Okiku and a group of Gyuki Clan members who were loyal to her, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 18-year-old 8'3" tall, handsome hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, long wild white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair and large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on top of his head with large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four large orbiting golden rings on each corner behind his head, fine hair on his massive muscular forearms and beard stubble on his jawline, rainbow colored thunderbird with a gold lightning bolt and the Ebonwu Squadron emblem emblazoned on his forehead with Third Eye on his forehead with rainbow iris, rows of straight teeth with vampire fangs, Crest of Miracles on his massive right pec and golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle on his massive left pec, Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his massive, wider, and more muscular back, and on top is the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, Vampire Bat, Werewolf, and Buffalo and a Rinnegan-like marking, and right below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a rainbow kanji with nine magatama in between that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Almighty Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Almighty Master of The Elemental Forces, The Storms, The Cosmos, and The Universe, Master of Hero Personas and Many Powers, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Voice of Reason, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, Golden-Hearted Lover and Father of Many Kids, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Son of Lynn Sr. and Rita Loud, Loving Grandson of Albert Loud and Samuel Loud, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Future Husband, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family, Powerful Alpha Vampire-Werewolf-Cyborg Hybrid, Descendant of The Seventeenth Century Duke Lincoln McLoud of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Archenemy of Max Dillon Also Known as Electro, Destroyer and Slayer of Extremely Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry, Psychotic, Irredeemable Bastards and Tyrants, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, Jack-Of-All-Trades, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True God of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Savior of The Loud House and Michigan, True Immortal Hero, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of Many of Team Loud Phoenix Storm's Branch Teams, Spice Demon of The Loud Family, Surfer of The Legendary Wave Humungadunga, Third-In-Command And Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Emissary of The Cosmos and The Heavens, Ambassador of Harmony, Friendship, Purity, Hope, Courage, and Love, and God of Friendship, Hope, Love, Courage, and Justice Dodgeball Angel King of Gotham Royal York, The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms and Warriors of Japan, Fearsome Defender of His Many Guardian Angels, and Destroyer of The House of Damaskinos", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it on his broad left shoulder, and Mark of Manhood tattoo of a male bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" on his massive left muscular forearm, and he had his Rabbit Miraculous, Eini, with him, his male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, his white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and his white Wolf Familiar, Seiko, along with Darkus Battle Ax Vladitor, Darkus Omega Leonidas, Pyrus Omega Leonidas, Haos Omega Leonidas, Subterra Omega Leonidas, Ventus Omega Leonidas, and Ventus Omega Leonidas.

He had his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Almighty Eternal Friendship Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds, The Sickle Swords of Hinon, and the purified Universe 666 version of The Miracle Box holstered on his wider and muscular back, his large orange Crystal Saber, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, his Omnipotent Elemental Thunderbird Phoenix Angel of Universal Harmonious Loud Justice, Mythological Hope, and Eternal Love Almighty Book, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Elemental Harmony on his left hip, his Eater of Sins revolver and Elemental Universal Thunderbird hand-cannon Blaster holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation and embedded Stone of Gelel on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted gold metal bands with multi-colored on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, large gold cuff Bracers of The Champions of the Universe with large rainbow gems on his large wrists with the Dragon Ball Bracelet on the left large gold cuff bracer and other bracelets merged with the left large gold cuff Bracer and large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony shrunk to the size of a gem on top, massive indestructible white angel wings with stars and orange and aurora-colored tips on the large white feathers and eleven massive and long powerful white wolf tails with rainbow tips and rainbow markings with white rabbit tail on top of the eleven massive and long white wolf tails, he has on He-Man's chest harness with colored gems on the orange crisscross straps and gold metal circular chest plate with phoenix carved on it and surrounded by red gems and on the back of the straps is a kanji that said Lincoln Loud, Truly Loving Gold-Hearted Brother, Son, Grandson, and Father, and he was dressed in an orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long white trenchcoat coattails with Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Moonlight, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Great Old Ones, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids on the coattails and they also had intense powerful rainbow hot flames coming off them and hanging mini silver lightning bolts on the coattails held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large golden buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and large rainbow gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large royal blue pants with rainbow fire and multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs, and large gold armored knee-high boots with colored gems on them, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with rainbow gems for eyes the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, and Eternity Kanjis on the heads, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and rainbow crystal links from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with a large rainbow Thunderbird-shaped Element of Harmony and a large silver Buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, and Eternity Kanjis on its head for the pendant on his bare chest with chest hair in the center of his chest, large white and gold accented Elemental Choker of Eternal Love and Thunderbird pendant on his neck, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, his Ring of The Phoenix large multi-colored gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Werewolf, and Buffalo on his right ring finger, Blue Lantern ring on his left ring finger and small planets orbiting around his fingers like rings, claws on his fingers with gold armored finger claws over his fingers, he has eleven large multi-colored orbs orbiting around his legs and ten multi-colored smaller orbs orbiting around his waist and circling around his feet on the floor are eleven golden crosses with angelic runes and an immense rainbow protective aura with swirling elements around him.

Sanae Azuma: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.

Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet the rest of you.

Lincoln made seven clones of himself, and he and his clones went up to the girls, and they hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they leaned down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the thick muscular necks of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene, and he slowly bit them and he fed on their blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as them, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed along with his large gold halo and four orbiting gold rings on each corner of the halo behind his head. He then slowly unlatched his fangs from their necks as their necks healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit them.

Sanae Azuma: (Seductively and rubs her hands on Lincoln's massive pecs) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.

Suddenly, eight Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Sanae Azuma, Megumi Kurokawa, Kana Satomi, Rina Satomi, Ayano Kisaragi, Maina Kirigaya, Amane Kurashiki, and Airi with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha along with white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks. We returned to the World Tree Estate with our new friends, Leon and Mamoru Ugumori, along with the Uwasa, Yamamba, and Gyuki Clans, and the rest of the team was shocked to find out the villains we went after were Okiku and her group of Gyuki Clan members loyal only to her.

But, when Lincoln showed what happened such as Darren Arcangela transforming and being reborn as Darren Devereaux, The Dark Lord of Unholy Horror and Darkness Eternal, and went on that dark rampage killing Okiku's followers, and then, all of us proceeding to beat up that obsessed Yakuza matron, and Lincoln sending her to The Black Gates before Darren Devereaux tried to send her to Hell, everyone cheered and hugged us and Lincoln's harem kissed him on the cheeks. Lincoln and the Catangel Sisters have a lot of catching up to do, now that they're back in town.

Maria: Oh shit, so that demonic storm that appeared in Tokyo, that was Darren transforming and also letting the curse out.

Lincoln: Yep, and he caused quite a bloodbath. But, before that, we also met more of Darren's friends who are really awesome people.

Me: And have a very powerful presence and if anyone dared to anger them, they were heading right for Hell.

Nico: You got that right, even I was stunned that Darren also knew very powerful people from long ago.

We helped Leon and Mamoru Ugumori, along with the Uwasa, Yamamba, and Gyuki Clans settle into Gotham Royal York, and Asahi was able to pursue his own dreams while maintaining order in his clan.


After meeting Leon and Mamoru Ugumori, the heads of the famous Ugumori Group, along with the Uwasa, Yamamba, and Gyuki Clans, and stopping Okiku for good, we were training intensely in the gym, doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and we were also doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get our eleven massive and long wolf tails even more stronger than ever as well, and when The Catangel Sisters saw Lincoln doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear his mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, they had an atomic red blush on their faces, hearts in their eyes, and their noses were bleeding.

Gwen Catangel: My God, I was right that Lincoln's really grown into a 18-year-old, 8'3" tall, really big, handsome, sexy, and extremely super strong manly man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs really hard at work, and really working out with those 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells and he's not even getting tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan, and he's also doing 900,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, and he now looks even more ripped than ever.

Kayla Catangel: He's definitely been continuing on bodybuilding and working out even more for many years, and because of that along with the combination of his diet plan that we gave him, along with his hyperpuberty and genes, he'd gained the powerful and massive body that all bodybuilders could only dream of.

Penelope Catangel: If anyone tried to mess with him now, they were in for a world of hurt and trouble, and he's always been there to defend and protect us from Chandler, his goons, Pablo, Anderson, and Hawk and Hank at school or out in public, and he was also quick to defend us from Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan if they get out of search control again, along with Killjoy Huggins.

Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under a lot of very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, girls, and I can still defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger and bigger in muscle mass, I've also gotten smarter as well.

Raina Catangel: That's incredible, and we'd already known just how strong you were long ago ever since you did some wrestling and working out with some of the other Guardian Angels long ago, and we're so proud of just how much stronger you've gotten, and just how much taller you've gotten, along with getting that much bigger in muscle mass, and you've also been getting smarter as well.

Me: You got that right, plus, we heard all of the stories from Lincoln about you girls and about how you all helped him in his training to become an emerging hero before Team Loud Phoenix Storm was formed, and how he grew from the little boy from years ago into the really big, really strong, and really powerful man we know today.

Gwen Catangel: I knew it was only a matter of time before he told everyone that story.

Nico: Yep. So, girls, what memories did you have with Lincoln?

The Catangel Sisters played a video on the big screen and it shows Lincoln modeling a wardrobe for a fashion line The Catangel Sisters designed, it was called Fierce Flames of Summer: for the first set of clothes, Lincoln was in a red short-sleeved button shirt with flames on the sleeves and bottom and the first five top buttons were left unopened showing part of his chest and abs, blue shorts, and blue sandals. Then, he was wearing an orange short-sleeved button shirt with lightning bolts on the sleeves and bottom and the first five top buttons were left unopened showing part of his chest and abs, blue shorts, and orange sandals.

Me: WHOA!

Past Lincoln: Wow, the first set of clothes you designed really are awesome, Gwen.

Past Gwen Catangel: Thanks, Linky.

LOUD MONSTROUS BELCH!

Suddenly, they heard a loud monstrous belch and caught the stench of B.O. and feet.

Past Lincoln: Oh great, there's no mistaking that loud belch from anywhere. Get out here, Lynn, I can smell the sweat coming off you and your sweaty pits!

Suddenly, they saw Lynn come out, and she was really out for blood again, then, she pounced and was about to Lincoln, but Lincoln punched her and sent her flying into a wall.

Past Lincoln: Okay, that's it, I'm taking you down once again, you pain in the butt!

Lincoln unbuttoned the orange shirt and removed it, and that made the Catangel Sisters blushed like crazy when they saw Lincoln's massive and muscular body in full display and his massive white angel wings spread out, and we knew it meant trouble when that happens. Lynn roared again and went at Lincoln, but he reared his right fist back, and he landed a mean uppercut to Lynn's stomach knocking the wind out of her, and then, he reared his left fist back and gave her a nasty punch to the face that sent her flying out of The Catangel Sisters' and back to The Loud House to face her doom as the video ended.

Me: That first set you modelled, Lincoln, it's a lot like the red Hawaiian shirt I got after I ate some of the Dreaded Dancing Diablo Peppers.

Lincoln: It is, but instead of peppers on the shirt, it was fiery flames.

Gwen Catangel: And we had to leave the five buttons on the shirt unbuttoned because Lincoln was that massive in muscle mass, plus, it also adds a more hotter and fiery look for Lincoln.

Kayla Catangel: But, of course, that stupid ape had to show up and ruin everything because she still wanted to kill Lincoln again! I wanted to punch her empty head hard, but Lincoln sent her flying with one punch, but when she got out, that's when Lincoln got serious.

Penelope Catangel: And when he unbuttoned the rest of the shirt and slowly removed it, we almost got that close to fainting! It was also all our doing that Lincoln went from the cute 11-year-old boy we knew since childhood to an extremely rugged, handsome, manly, sexy, and super imposing mountain of a muscular hunk.

Lincoln's Guardian Angels gasped.

Nicholette Torrington: Penelope, need I remind you of saying those sorts of words about Lincoln?

Suddenly, Lincoln put down the heavy weights and he turned Penelope Catangel around, and then, he leaned down and kissed her full on in the lips with that kind of intensity, passion, and energy, she'd literally given in and she wrapped her arms around his thick neck and he wrapped his massive arms around her waist and as he brought her in closer, her chest pressed against his massive pecs and her stomach pressed against his eight-pack abs. When Lincoln slowly separated his lips from hers, Penelope Catangel's face was all red from the very intense make-out and her eyes literally turned to hearts.

Penelope Catangel: (In Heaven) What...a...MAN!

Me: They warned you, those sorts of compliments cause him to go ahead and engage in a full all-out make-out with any member of his harem who say those compliments.

Girl Jordan: You think that's hot, we always wind up getting covered in kisses from him every night, we consider that tattoos of his undying love for us.

Nico: And a clear warning that if any moron messes with his future wives, they are worse than dead.

We got a shower afterwards, and then, Lincoln, Belle the Blue Oni, Rana the Red Oni, Bora the Bogey, Beth the Bogie, Olympia the Ogre, Aligned Arcee, Twivine Sparkle, Universe 666 Mane-Iac, Universe 666 Queen Chrysalis, Universe 666 Cozy Glow, and Universe 666 Quintessa are heading to Gelato Beach.

Lincoln snapped his fingers, and the 18-year-old, white-haired, 8'3", handsome and extremely muscular man had on his new large orange and black speedo with a Thunderbird and a lightning bolt surrounded by elemental forces and stars on it with rainbow flames coming off the speedo, orange sandals, his jewelry and accessories, and he had his weapons holstered in case of trouble.

And Belle the Blue Oni, Rana the Red Oni, Bora the Bogey, Beth the Bogie, Olympia the Ogre, Aligned Arcee, Twivine Sparkle, Universe 666 Mane-Iac, Universe 666 Queen Chrysalis, Universe 666 Cozy Glow, and Universe 666 Quintessa are dressed in two-piece colored bikinis The Musiqidandi Sisters made for them, colored sandals, and they had their weapons holstered in case of trouble. Plus, we found out Belle the Blue Oni, Rana the Red Oni, Bora the Bogey, Beth the Bogie, Olympia the Ogre, Aligned Arcee, Twivine Sparkle, Universe 666 Mane-Iac, Universe 666 Queen Chrysalis, Universe 666 Cozy Glow, and Universe 666 Quintessa all had feelings for Lincoln, and he also had feelings for them, and he also saved them all from an ambush by a group of musclebound thugs Flip hired to kill them, Lincoln sucked out their muscle mass, virility, strength, blood, and life energy as it killed them all which made those buttfaces go insane with anger, until Lincoln fired energy blasts at those buttfaces and more gold and jewels and treasures came out of them, but they also got to keep their heads up, they got word that mutant has sent more muscle-bound thugs to kill them.

Belle the Blue Oni: Wow, so, this is Gelato Beach, it sure is beautiful.

Lincoln: It sure is, Belle, and it's perfect for our first date. Shall we?

Lincoln, Belle the Blue Oni, Rana the Red Oni, Bora the Bogey, Beth the Bogie, Olympia the Ogre, Aligned Arcee, Twivine Sparkle, Universe 666 Mane-Iac, Universe 666 Queen Chrysalis, Universe 666 Cozy Glow, and Universe 666 Quintessa dived into the waters and they had fun swimming in the ocean, and they also saw the creatures that lived there, then, they went back to the beach and they had an awesome volleyball match, and Belle the Blue Oni, Rana the Red Oni, Bora the Bogey, Beth the Bogie, Olympia the Ogre, Aligned Arcee, Twivine Sparkle, Universe 666 Mane-Iac, Universe 666 Queen Chrysalis, Universe 666 Cozy Glow, and Universe 666 Quintessa got an extremely massive and deep atomic red blush on their faces when they saw Lincoln lift thirteen massive 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells Lincoln summoned in his large and strong hands and thirteen massive and long white wolf tails.

But then, they saw the hulking muscle-bound thugs that Flip hired coming after them, but Lincoln grabbed each of them one by one and he sucked out all of their muscle mass, strength, and virility and made them thin as rakes and completely weak and he set them on fire and sent them to The Black Gates forever.

Lincoln: Nice try, you stupid mutant!

Then, they had some lunch, and then, as the sun was about to set, Lincoln made clones of himself and he and his clones went up to Belle the Blue Oni, Rana the Red Oni, Bora the Bogey, Beth the Bogie, Olympia the Ogre, Aligned Arcee, Twivine Sparkle, Universe 666 Mane-Iac, Universe 666 Queen Chrysalis, Universe 666 Cozy Glow, and Universe 666 Quintessa and they hugged the girls in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and Belle the Blue Oni, Rana the Red Oni, Bora the Bogey, Beth the Bogie, Olympia the Ogre, Aligned Arcee, Twivine Sparkle, Universe 666 Mane-Iac, Universe 666 Queen Chrysalis, Universe 666 Cozy Glow, and Universe 666 Quintessa placed their hands on the massive pecs of Lincoln and his clones, and then, they shared a passionate and romantic kiss and he also marked them as he slowly sank his fangs into them and fed on their blood. They came back home to The World Tree Estate, and Nico and I saw Lincoln covered in kisses on his face, body, and eight-pack abs.

Me: (Whistles) Wow, it looks like you really had a good time at Gelato Beach, eh, Lincoln?

Lincoln: (In Heaven) It...was...so... AWESOME!

Suddenly, eleven Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Belle the Blue Oni, Rana the Red Oni, Bora the Bogey, Beth the Bogie, Olympia the Ogre, Aligned Arcee, Twivine Sparkle, Universe 666 Mane-Iac, Universe 666 Queen Chrysalis, Universe 666 Cozy Glow, and Universe 666 Quintessa with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha and white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks.

Lily the Mermaid: Whoa, now Belle the Blue Oni, Rana the Red Oni, Bora the Bogey, Beth the Bogie, Olympia the Ogre, Aligned Arcee, Twivine Sparkle, Universe 666 Mane-Iac, Universe 666 Queen Chrysalis, Universe 666 Cozy Glow, and Universe 666 Quintessa are in your harem.

Yamiga: And we also had a talk and found out that more of our friends are also planning on joining Lincoln's harem.

Me: Awesome.

Jenna: And Flip had some nerve trying to kill them, that mutant is just making things much worse for himself.

Serena Logan: I always knew that stupid mutant cheapskate was and always will be nothing but fucking trouble, and he's just making things worse for himself.

Rarity: And trying to kill Belle the Blue Oni, Rana the Red Oni, Bora the Bogey, Beth the Bogie, Olympia the Ogre, Aligned Arcee, Twivine Sparkle, Universe 666 Mane-Iac, Universe 666 Queen Chrysalis, Universe 666 Cozy Glow, and Universe 666 Quintessa, now that repulsive ape is really going to get it.

Lincoln: And we also had a run-in with more of the hulking muscle-bound hired thugs they sent to kill us yet again, but I sucked out their muscle mass, strength, and virility and killed them all and sent them to The Black Gates, and that mutant should be screaming with pure vengeance and hate at us in 3...2...1!

Suddenly, we heard Flip scream and bellow with extreme hatred and rage and cursing right at us, and now, that moron has officially lost his mind.

Maria: (Flips Flip the middle finger) Yeah, up yours, you mutant moronic cheapskate!

Nico: Even after we kicked Flip's miserable hide, that mutant still refuses to quit!

Lincoln: Same with Lewis Travolta, Dark Amy, Icky Vicky, Billy McLean, Pablo, Anderson, and the other jerks at Dad's restaurant, but it's much more fun to see their thugs get killed by me.

Me: It sure is, and it's so much more fun seeing them blow their stacks!

We then saw Lincoln form a viewing window, and then, Lincoln snapped his fingers.

SNAPS FINGERS!

We saw a massive funnel appeared in Flip's mouth, and then, massive cartons of the extremely powerful laxatives that Shizuka and her sisters used on Killjoy Huggins and Lewis Travolta appeared over the funnel.

Me: (GASPS) ARE THOSE...?!

Nico: The extremely powerful laxatives Shizuka and her sisters used on Killjoy Huggins and Lewis Travolta?!

Luna: DO IT, BRO!

Then, the extremely powerful laxatives were dumped into Flip's mouth and the funnel was removed. Then, Flip's stomach gurgled and rumbled, and then...!

MASSIVELY LOUD AND EXTREMELY WET FART!

Flip farted and massive tons of gold, jewels, gems, and other currencies exploded out of his three-cheeked butt like crazy!

Flip stopped farting like crazy.

Lincoln: That's for trying to get your musclebound thugs to murder me and the girls in my harem, you disgusting three butt-cheeked mutant!

Nico: Jeez. Those laxatives are really powerful, I still remember when you tried that prank on me years ago, Connor, but that failed.

Me: Because of you using Walker's powers.

Connor Chan: Flip's really pissing me off now, if he does this again, I'm gonna shove a grenade down his throat!

Nico: Connor, I know you're angry, but we're saving it for December 1st when we kill him, Icky Vicky, and Xehanort. Now, don't even think of getting into the weapons room or I'm telling Dad!

Connor Chan: Tattle tale.


Later it was time for another awesome Super Mario Galaxy 2 adventure.

Nico: Next is Haunty Hills Galaxy.

Me: OOH! Scary!

Lucy Loud: Wicked.

Brittney: The Goths of Darkness would love this one.

Nico: Yep. They sure would. But Margo and Paula are coming with me.

Margo: Aw yeah!

Lynn: Go Margo and Paula!

They went in and the simulator activated and they were at HAUNTY HALLS GALAXY!

It was a REALLY CREEPY place.

Paula: (GULPS) This place gives me the creeps!

Nico: Any tips, Nicole?

Nicole: (On the radio) Well you just got to get the star at the end by flying through scary hallways and avoiding all the ghosts and boos.

Nico: Easy.

Paula: (GULPS) Yeah.

Margo: Very easy.

Nico: Stay close to me girls.

Paula: Is it possible to get rid of the ghosts?

Nico: With powerful light.

Paula: Oh.

She fired a blast of lightning and it hit a ghost and blasted it.

Nico: Nice one!

?: Boy that was cool!

Then 2 figures came! One was a girl with green hair and green eyes and had green clothes and a green angel wings and she had a tiara with the symbol of the Brachiosaurus Dopant on it and she had the same symbol on her skirt and had a Jurassic sword. The second girl had orange hair and red eyes and had red angel wings and had orange clothes and she had a tiara with a symbol shaped like a pair of scissors on it and the same symbol was on her vest and she had scissor launchers on her arms.

Me: Betsy Brachiosaurus! Wow!

May and Mizore: And Cina Cut! Wow!

Betsy Brachiosaurus: Awesome to hear your voice again J.D.

Cina Cut: And May and Mizore it's good to hear your voices too. Also I'm the embodiment of Cut Man.

Nico: Wow! A second embodiment of the Brachiosaurus Dopant. And Cina awesome to meet you.

Nico: (gets out White Lightning and Electropede's Ridewatches) Let's keep it up with the light. Or in this case, lightning!

Nico activated them and fired waves of lightning and blasted the ghosts all over.

Betsy and Cina fired blades and energy and the blasts hit the ghosts.

Paula and Margo fired waves of fire and lightning and blasted the ghosts left and right.

Nico: We ain't fraid of no ghosts!

Betsy Brachiosaurus: No we aren't!

They got to the end and got to the star and they got it!

YOU GOT A STAR!

Nico: YEAH!

Cina Cut: That was awesome!

Betsy Brachiosaurus: Yeah!

They all high five.

Nico: How did you meet May and Mizore?

Cina Cut: I met May on an internet video chat room and we talked a lot and became good friends. Also she told me about so many awesome and fun adventures you all did. And I met Mizore as she was battling a bunch of rogue Yokai in Japan.

Nico: Cool!

Cina Cut: Yep.

Nico: Would you two like to join the team?

Cina Cut: We would be honored.

They later came back and joined us and we cheered. May and Mizore hugged Cina.


We were watching TV and we saw the mascots going somewhere.

Chowder: Where are you guys going?

Poromon: The park.

Me: Oh that's okay. As long as one of us goes with you.

Poromon: Good idea.

Cina Cut: I'll go with them.

Nico: Okay.

Me: Have fun.

They went to the park.

Poromon: It really is nice to meet you.

Cina Cut: Same here Poromon.

They got to the park and later they saw 5 ducks.

Cina Cut: Hey look at the ducks.

Poromon: Awesome!

Back at the estate, we were watching the news.

Deadpool: Oh, FYI, Namine, you might want to bring Dahlia and your duck mask. The mascots just met some ducks.

Namine: Good idea!

The mascots and the ducks later came back.

Poromon: We're back!

They brought the ducks back too.

Fluttershy: Oh look at the ducks. They are cute.

Namine: Aw they sure are.

Lola: Yeah!

Lana: They sure are.

Poliwag: Do you have names?

Duck 1: I'm Logan

Duck 2: I'm Lilith

Duck 3: I'm Lyta

Duck 4: I'm Lota

Duck 5: And I'm Lina.

Me: Awesome to meet you guys.

Lincoln: You guys have L names too.

Laney: That is cool.

Logan: (to Dahlia) You must be Dahlia.

Shrapnel: She is.

Namine: She's with me.

Logan: Awesome to meet you.

Lota: She's awesome.

Logan: Yeah.

Lota: That's a nice duck mask.

Namine: I knew keeping this was good!

Me: Yeah it was!

Namine: I like it.

Camie: Yep.

G1 Bumblebee: Do you guys wanna stay with us?

They nodded.

Me: Awesome.

Laney: Yay more pets!

Lana: Yeah!

Slog: Now. Where do they live?

Nico: We'll have them put in our duck pond in the park.

Nicole: Good idea.

Logan: We would like that.

Camie: Awesome.

Laney: Yep.

Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes, the rainbow iris of his Third Eye, his cutie mark tattoo on his back and Thunderbolt cutie mark with circle of surrounding elements on his massive left pec glowed, and he had a vision, and he saw who it was that we're going to confront today: it was none other than one of Deadpool's old enemies, Ajax, and he was out for revenge on Deadpool. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.

Lincoln: Oh boy.

Lincoln sounded the alarm and we rushed in.

Nico: We heard the alarm, what's wrong, Lincoln?

Lincoln: Nico, everyone, we've got a seriously huge emergency. I just had a vision and I saw who it was that we're going to confront today, it's none other than Francis Freeman A.K.A. Ajax, and he's out for revenge on Deadpool.

We gasped.

Me: Oh shit, so now, we're going after one of Deadpool's enemies.

Wilson Sisters: WHAT?! THAT PIECE OF SHIT'S BACK FOR REVENGE ON UNCLE WADE! WE'VE GOT A COUPLE OF BULLETS WITH HIS NAME ON IT!

The Wilson Sisters came back, and they have tons of machine guns, shotguns, handguns, grenades, explosives, and shit tons of bullets!

Nico: (WHISTLES) You girls are literally ready for war!

Me: More like a thousand wars!

Lincoln: They are Deadpool's nieces after all, and there's no way they're going to let him live.

Me: And neither are we.

Xenia: Yeah!

Nico: Yeah, let's head down there and really show him some pain.

Lincoln: He's gonna pay for this.

Me: Big time! Wade lets go get this son of a bitch!

Deadpool: First, we need to recruit some of my homies.

Me: Okay then,

Lola: This will be awesome.

Camie: Yep.

The previous group came.

Ranamon: Can me, Toyman, Artie Ziff, King Hiss, Mammoth, Katnappe, Arbormon, Carly Atlas, Girder, and 2016 Morbucks go with y'all?

Nico: Yes you all can go with.

Xenia: We're going after one of Deadpool's enemies after we recruit some friends.

Nico: Yep.

Laney: This will be fun.

Fuse Man: Nico, which Gene Slammers do you think you'll meet next?

Nico: Slash Man next.

Me: Ooh!

Nico: Yep and the next embodiment will be for Guts Man.

Qin: Cool!

Lola: Yeah!

Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes, the rainbow iris of his Third Eye, his cutie mark tattoo on his back and Thunderbolt cutie mark with circle of surrounding elements on his massive left pec glowed, and the rainbow colored iris of Lincoln, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., and Rita's Third Eye, and everyone else's Third Eye glowed even more and our rainbow energy auras, rainbow protective auras, and rainbow fire auras flared up even more, as they sensed a massively powerful energy signal with their eyes and the Force, and they saw who the figure was in the vision: the figure is none other than Universe 666 King Cold, the next of Universe 666 Sebastian's resurrected mind-controlled minions, and that lunatic has sent him out to kill us. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.

Lincoln: Oh dear God!

Rayman: I can guess that we got big trouble heading our way. Lincoln, who was it that you saw?

Lincoln: You guessed it, Rayman, and this is someone that we're so not going to like one bit. Nico, everyone, we've got a seriously huge emergency. I just had a vision and I saw who it was that we're going to confront today, the person is none other than Universe 666 King Cold, the next of Universe 666 Sebastian's resurrected mind-controlled minions, and that lunatic has sent him out to kill us.

We gasped.

Buster Bunny: Just like Sebastian before his Dark Side was removed, he always sent those he didn't trust ever to do his dirty work, and there were a lot of them whom he never could trust.

Lola Bunny: And it makes sense for him to send Universe 666 King Cold after us, since Universe 666 Zarbon and Dodoria were defeated and freed from him. Let me handle him, I'm not letting him get out of this.

Eli: Wait, won't Sebastian go into Demon Angel Mode again?!

Lincoln: Yeah, that's something we got to prevent at all costs, and I don't know how Buster's mallet can handle any more hits to his head before he reacts violently.

Nico: We'll worry about that later. Alright, gang, let's go, we're off to help Deadpool deal with that asshole, Ajax.

Lincoln: We'll make him pay for his crimes, and once we get done with him, you better be ready for Hell, Universe 666 King Cold.

Lola Bunny: He may not be as bad as the King Cold we know and despise, but we still need to take him down and free him from that lunatic's control.

Lincoln put up a rainbow energy field around The World Tree Estate and all of us headed out to help Deadpool deal with Francis Freeman A.K.A. Ajax,, and once we get done with him, Lola Bunny is going to take down Universe 666 King Cold and break Universe 666 Sebastian's control over him.

We were off.


We were walking.

Toyman: We also invited a few friends.

UA Deadpool, Yost Deadpool, and Ultimate Deadpool appeared.

Me: Whoa! It's an Interdimensional Deadpool-apalooza!

We laughed!

UA Deadpool: You know it! (To the viewers) Hey guys! Long time no see!

We went in and we saw Eloise "Ellie" Phimister A.K.A. Negasonic Teenage Warhead. She saw the 4 Deadpool's.

Negasonic Teenage Warhead: (sees the 4 Deadpools) Oh God. There's 4 of you now!?

UA Deadpool: Yep that's right.

Me: They all are with us.

Negasonic Teenage Warhead: Team Loud Phoenix Storm!? Wow it's an honor.

Me: Eloise "Ellie" Phimister A.K.A. Negasonic Teenage Warhead it's awesome to meet you.

Negasonic Teenage Warhead: Same here. How did you guys get 4 of Wade?

Me: We went to many dimensions.

Yukio: I'm Yukio, Negasonic's girlfriend.

Wolverine: Awesome to see a fellow X-Men.

Yukio: Logan it's good to see you again.

Wolverine: Same here.

Me: Awesome to meet you though Yukio.

Yukio: You too and it's an honor J.D.

Deadpool: Dopinder! Weasel!

Dopinder: Hey there, Mr. Pool!

Weasel: Wow! Team Loud Phoenix Storm! An honor.

Me: Jack Hammer A.K.A. Weasel. Awesome to meet you. And Dopinder it's awesome to meet you.

Dopinder: Same here J.D.

Nico: Awesome to meet you guys.

Dopinder: Same here.

Nico: (to Dopinder) Wait. You're just a taxi cab driver?

Deadpool: Yep. He just drives taxi cabs.

Me: Awesome.

Yukio: J.D. I heard what you did to end the hatred on mutants.

Me: We were just REALLY disgusted with all the hate and discrimination being dealt to mutants and we told everyone that Mutants are all people too and they have amazing powers that can help everyone. So I told everyone to stop hating mutants and see them as normal people.

Cyclops: It's true. And J.D. made a huge call standing up for us.

Me: Yep.

Yukio: That is so awesome.

Nico: It sure is.

Deadpool: Yep. J.D. did a good deed back then.

Me: Yep and I did the same for the Yost Universe after we killed Apocalypse.

Deadpool: Yep.

Yukio: Wow!

Me: And if anyone has a problem with mutants then they can go fuck themselves.

Yukio: Good call!

Deadpool: Hey, Russel!

We saw a kid and it was Firefist.

Me: Rusty Collins A.K.A. Firefist. Awesome to meet you.

Firefist: Wow Team Loud Phoenix Storm you too. And Wade it's awesome you're back and wow you have more of you.

Yost Deadpool: He sure does.

Ultimate Deadpool: That is for sure.

Thunderblast: Is that everyone?

Deadpool: No. Where's Vanessa?

?: Right here.

We saw her as a blond hair girl that I remember from my past.

Me: Wait Vanessa Carlysle? You look like my friend Rhonda Fitzgerald.

She reverted back.

Vanessa: Sorry about that J.D.

Mystique: Awesome to meet a fellow shapeshifter.

Vanessa: Same here Raven.

Me: That was cool though.

Deadpool: Awesome to see you again Vanessa.

Vanessa: Same here Wade and wow 3 more Wade's.

Me: From other universes.

Dopinder: Also, we heard about that trial about Blood and Honey.

King Hiss: Yeah, that movie was a disgrace to Pooh's name.

Deadpool: AND WE'LL SHOW YOU WHY! (shows trailer to Dopoinder's face) LOOK AT IT!

Dopoinder: HORRIBLE!

UA Deadpool: (Shows trailer to Yukio) YOU LOOK AT IT!

Yukio: (Unfazed by it) I've seen worse.

Ultimate Deadpool: (Shows trailer to Negasonic Teenage Warhead) LOOK AT IT!

Negasonic Teenage Warhead: I've seen people that have been butchered worse than that.

Yost Deadpool: (Shows Firefist the trailer) LOOK AT IT!

Firefist was not phased by it.

Deadpools: LOOK AT IT! LOOK AT IT! LOOK AT IT! LOOK AT IT! WE WANT ALL OF YOU TO FUCKING LOOK AT IT!

Poromon: HEY! ONLY WE GET TO DO THAT!

Manaphy: YEAH!

Me: Oh for fucks sake!

I grabbed the 4 Deadpool's and sat them down.

Me: Sit boys! It's good you saw that trial.

Yukio: To be honest I HATED that movie. I watched it and I loathed it.

Deadpool: You didn't use the Roundy Spinny Thing Magisword on me?

Me: Nah it only works on the mascots.

Dopinder: Am I the only person freaked out by the fact that Pooh and Piglet are ugly looking murderers in that trailer?! (to Weasel and Vanessa) What about you two?!

Vanessa: I saw the movie and hated it.

Weasel: Me too. It was repulsive.

Psylocke: I got to admit Yukio you are a tough girl to see that movie and say it's bad.

Mystique: Same with you Vanessa.

Vanessa: Thanks.

Me: You didn't see it Rusty?

Firefist: Oh I saw it and I hated it. I wasn't afraid of it one bit. I battle villains on a daily basis and not even monsters from that movie frighten me.

Lola: You are a truly brave kid.

Nico: Yeah.

Iceman: Boy he sure is.

Yukio: That was a good call you guys didn't give the people that made that movie the Black Gates.

Me: They are innocent people and our code prohibits us from killing innocents. Besides, that movie wasn't real.

Nico: Yeah.

Deadpool: Anyway, we're going to kill Francis so he gets put in the Masters of Evil the next day. Who's with me?!

King Dedede: I am!

Me: WE ARE!

Nico: YEAH!

Lola: Yeah!

We walked over to a chart with pictures of lots of men on it, with Ajax at the top with a crown made of penises on his head.

Katnappe: Charming.

Deadpool: (to the viewers) This shit's gonna have nuts in it!

Jamesdean5842: He is the King of Nutkicking after all.

Deadpool: Yeah he sure is!

Laney: Yeah!

Deadpool was slamming a man's face into a pinball machine, which was covered in a large plastic bag along with the other games.

Deadpool: Where's Francis?!

POW POW POW!

Deadpool punched the man's face several times before another man ran up to him and hit him with a stick, which broke in two upon impact. Deadpool retaliated by hitting the man across the face with a glass bottle before releasing his right blade and ramming it into the man's stomach. As he rammed his right blade into the man's chest and lifting him up in the air, Deadpool stopped in his tracks as another man fired his pistol at the merc, the bullets causing blood to run down the front and back of his costume. Deadpool retracted his blades, causing the body of the dead man to fall to the floor before slowly turning to face the terrified man.

Deadpool: Where's Francis?

Me: Better start talking!

Deadpool released his blades again and walked towards the man, who then ran for his life.

Charge Man: We got a runner!

I ran fast and caught him!

Me: Uh uh uh! You're not gonna get away from us that easily. Now start talking.

I had my sword against his crotch!

Deadpool was walking in a huge cheering crowd, where two women wearing boxing gloves were fighting in a boxing ring. He then noticed a man leaning his hand against a wall and began walking towards his way, shoving a few people aside in the process. As he got there, he took out a combat knife from a sheath on his right hip. The man quickly took out a pistol, only for Deadpool to throw his knife into the man's hand, pinning it agains the wall and making him scream in pain. Deadpool punched the man across the face before taking the pistol from him and shooting in the air, sending everybody running. Deadpool removed his combat knife, releasing the man, who clutched his hand while the merc pointed his pistol at him.

Deadpool: Don't make me ask twice! Where… is Francis?

Girder: Good thing everyone got out!

Me: Better start talking! Or else.

I punched the man!

We cut to an unknown area, where a group of men were trying to run up some stairs, only for one going up to be shot in the head. We see Deadpool running down the stairs with his pistol in hand.

Deadpool: Where's Francis?!

Deadpool ran across the wall and shot another man in the head. He then jumped off, rolled and shot two other men in the heads. The man who was shot earlier tried to get back up, only for Deadpool to quickly turn around and shoot him in the head again, this time killing him.

Charmcaster: Headshot!

Me: He probably didn't know anything.

Eli: No he didn't.

Me: Or he was too scared to talk.

We then cut to an office where a man was thrown across a desk and onto the floor as Deadpool ran in.

CRASH!

Deadpool Where the fuck is Francis?!

Deadpool jumped over the desk and kicked the man in the face, while an old man sitting in another desk watched.

2016 Morbucks: (to the old man) How's your day, sir?

Deadpool was beating the man with a door to the face, while the old man at the desk watched with an unconcerned look on his face.

Deadpool: Where! Is! Francis?!

The final hit from the door killed the scumbag.

Me: He didn't know anything either. At least these are douchebags we're killing.

Nico: Yeah. Not worth our time.

We then cut to another location, where Deadpool impaled a man holding a crowbar with his left blade. Another man ran up to him with a crowbar and swung it, only for Deadpool to slice through it with his left blade and stab the man through the head with his right blade. He killed the one behind the man he is fighting by throwing his combat knife through the back of his head, while he slashed the other man's crowbar with his blades.

Deadpool: Donde esta Francesca?!

Stewie: That probably means "Where is Francis".

Me: Yes it is.

We were interrogating people all over! They didn't know anything.

We then cut to a woman being thrown into a pile of crates.

Deadpool: Where's Francis?!

Deadpool kicked the woman into the crates, but then put his hands to his face in shock.

Woman: No, please!

Deadpool: Oh God! I am so sorry!

Suddenly, another woman behind him jumped on his back.

Deadpool: Ah! Little spider monkey! (throws her across room)

Carly Atlas: (to Ben) Not to be confused with your alien and Jake.

BEn: Yeah.

Deadpool: This is confusing! Is it sexist to hit you? Is it-is it more sexist to not hit you? I mean the line gets real… blurry!

Deadpool then pulled out his pistol and cocked it while the woman whimpered.

Me: Wade! Stop! She is innocent. She doesn't know where Ajax is.

Deadpool: Sorry.

We then cut to Deadpool exiting a bathroom with a piece of toilet paper sticking out of his right boot. Behind him was a dead man, who had his pants down and was sitting on the toilet, with a huge blood stain on the wall behind his corpse.

Arbormon: I needed to go anyway.

Me: Okay.

He went to the bathroom.

Me: No one has seen where Ajax was.

We then cut to an ice skating rink, where a man was slowly crawling across it, leaving a trail of blood as he did. Far behind him was Deadpool, who was riding a zamboni and laughing maniacally.

Deadpool: (laughs) You're-you're about to be killed by a zamboni!

Blizzard Man: We're in my element!

Deadpool: (to the scumbag) NOW TELL ME WHERE YOUR FUCKING BOSS IS, OR YOU'RE GONNA DIE!

We cut to a full view of the rink, and we see that Deadpool is a little far behind.

Deadpool: IN FIVE MINUTES!

Me: Make it 30 seconds!

I formed an energy ball and when his time was up just as I was about to blast the scumbag the Zamboni ran him over and killed him.

Nico: He didn't know anything.

Me: Nope.

The Recruiter handed a black card with his phone number to a man who was next to a life support system. He then exited the room with two men by his side, and we see that it's a warehouse. As the Recruiter and his men continued to walk towards the exit, we see Deadpool sitting on a pile of crates with his legs crossed and supporting himself with one hand.

Deadpool: Nice to see you, Jared. I'll take the foot-long. (does a gun motion with his right hand) Fully loaded.

The Recruiter started running for the exit, while the bodyguards whipped out their pistols and fired at Deadpool, who quickly teleported out of the way and reappeared between them. He rammed his blades into both their chests and slashing them to their chins vertically, causing the men to fall dead. Deadpool retracted his blades and ran after the Recruiter. The Recruiter ran as fast as he could through a market, knocking down a civilian in the process, but then Deadpool suddenly rushed out from the market and rammed the Recruiter into a car, breaking its window in the process. Deadpool roughly picked up the Recruiter, who had blood running down both sides of his face, and pinned him against the car.

Recruiter: Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Deadpool: 41 confirmed kills! Now it's probably 1000. About to be 1001.

Recruiter: Mr. Wilson?

Deadpool: Ding ding!

Recruiter: You're looking very… alive.

Deadpool: Ha! Only on the outside!

Recruiter: This isn't going to end well for me, is it?

Deadpool: This is not gonna end well for you, no.

Recruiter: I can tell you exactly-

Deadpool: Ah, da, da, da, da, da, da, da. Oh, you'll tell me. But first… (to the viewers)…you might wanna look away for this.

Poromon was drinking beer when he heard Deadpool

Deadpool: Now this little piggy went to…

The sound of bones crunching and the Recruiter screaming in agony was heard.

Me: This little piggy went to…

CRUNCH!

I broke his fingers.

Nico: J.D. and Wade are having fun.

Eli: You know I can just sense where he is, right?

Deadpool: Right. I forgot.

Lincoln: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!

Me: Hey I wanted to go along with it and have fun.

Qin: Yeah.

Eli: He's in an abandoned warehouse over by the wharf.

Xenia: Then lets head over there.

Firefist: I got a powerful explosion with his name on it.

Deadpool: Good thing I brought Tsurugi swords.

Me: Nice. Lets get him!

Eli: Yeah!

Lola: This is gonna be good.

We arrived at the Wharf.

Mammoth: There it is. With lots of goons.

Me: Soon to be a bunch of dead goons.

Firefist: I got this guys.

He then charged up a massive blast of fire and then fired a massive blast of fire and the goons saw it.

Goon 1: Oh son of a fucking bitch!

The warehouse and the goons all exploded in a MASSIVE AND INCREDIBLY POWERFUL FIERY EXPLOSION!

EXTREMELY MASSIVE AND UNBELIEVABLY POWERFUL FIERY EXPLOSION!

The explosion obliterated all the goons and destroyed everything with the power of over 500 tons of Napalm!

Everything was on fire!

Me: WHOA! That was powerful!

Nico: Nice one!

Laney: Yeah!

Eli: I sense that he's still alive.

Me: I knew he wasn't gonna die easily.

We hid and he came out of the explosion and saw everything a mess!

Numbuh 274: Entrance time!

We went at him.

Ajax was SCREAMING IN FURY! Then the spirits of swords came and swirled around him and then slashed him all over and then they converged and then…

Me: YIPPIE KI-YAY MOTHERFUCKER!

KRABBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM!

A massive fiery explosion blasted off above him and a phoenix cry was heard!

We landed and I teleported and kicked him in the face and smashed him down.

Me: Francis Freeman A.K.A. Ajax. Nice to finally meet you in person. Like what we did to the place for you?

Ajax: WADE WILSON! What's my name?!

Deadpool: Ooh, I'mma fucking spell it out for you.

Ajax: Go get some.

Deadpool: Superhero landing. She's gonna do a superhero landing! Wait for it!

Angel Dust jumped off the tower and landed on her feet and slammed her fist to the ground, making a short crater.

Me: Angel Dust!

Deadpool: Woo! Superhero landing! (to the viewers) You know, that's really hard on your knees. Totally impractical. They all do it.

Jamesdean5842: You got that right!

Angel Dust began walking up to us

Deadpool: You're a lovely lady, but I'm saving myself for Francis. (gestures to Colossus) "That's why I brought him!"

Colossus: (Russian Accent) I prefer not to hit a woman. So please, pla-

POW!

Angel threw her fist at his face, sending him flying over Deadpool and Negasonic, who ducked.

CRASH!

May: HEY!

POW!

She punched Angel Dust in her face and sent her crashing into Ajax!

Me: That was for starters!

I teleported and punched Ajax in his stomach and kicked him hard in his face and knocked out most of his teeth!

Me: Bet you felt that didn't you!

I jumped back as he was about to punch me.

Deadpool: I mean… that's why I brought her?

He turned to Negasonic, who was texting on her phone.

Deadpool: Oh, no, finish your tweet. (turns to Angel Dust, who watched in amusement) Just give us a second. There you go, hashtag it.

Negasonic finished and threw her phone away.

Deadpool: Go get her, tiger.

Negasonic began to run at Angel, as a fiery aura began to form on her body, burning away her coat. As soon as she reached Angel, the aura sent the strong mutant flying into the wall of the tower. Negasonic got up, breathing heavily after her attack. She now wore a yellow and black spandex with an "X" on the collar.

Me: WHOA! That was powerful!

Deadpool: Oh, I so pity the dude who pressures her into prom sex.

Me: You got that right!

I teleported and punched Ajax all over!

Then I went Super Angel and punched him ferociously! He belched up a huge amount of blood and I punched him in the face and broke his knows!

Camie: YEAH!

Ajax went at me and I blocked his punches and I grabbed his arm and twisted it and broke it by snapping it like a twig and then I punched him and grabbed him and threw him into some barrels and they exploded!

KRABBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!

Me: That must've hurt!

Nico: No fucking shit!

He got up and was on fire and burned but not feeling any pain!

Ajax: Just what the fuck are you!?

Me: I'm your WORST FUCKING Nightmare!

Nico: Yeah!

Deadpool: These are people you do not want to fuck around with you douchebags!

Me: Yeah!

Ajax roared and went at me and I kicked him in the face and bashed him down.

Nico: This guy is absolutely pathetic.

Lola: Big time!

Lana: Yeah what a freak!

Angel Dust: Alright then. (to the goons) Fire!

The goons followed the order and fired their guns at Deadpool and Negasonic, who ducked for cover. Colossus got back up and shrugged off the bullets bouncing off his metal skin before grabbing remains of a Sneezer robot and threw them at two goons, who were thrown off their perch by the force. Angel began to run at Colossus.

I fired waves of energy and blasted the goons.

Deadpool: Hurry up, metal dick!

Colossus: Language, please!

Deadpool: Who the hell cares?!

Colossus turned and saw Angel Dust, who wrapped her arms around his waist and began pushing him back with her strength. Colossus tried to get her off by delivering a series of punches to her back, but Angel didn't give up. Colossus dug his feet to the ground to try and stop her. Colossus spun around and wrapped his arms around Angel's neck, while Angel grabbed the back of Colossus' neck with one arm. Colossus lifted her into the air, but Angel swung her feet up in the air before throwing them down, throwing Colossus over her and onto the ground. Angel swung her fist at Colossus, who rolled out of the way at the last second, causing Angel to hit the ground. He swung his right fist at Angel, who grabbed it at the last second with her left hand. She then yanked his arm down, making him yell in pain, before she began to throw a series of punches at the chrome mutant. Meanwhile, Deadpool and Negasonic continued to duck from the armed goons, when the former got on idea and turned to the latter.

Deadpool: Look away, child. LOOK AWAY!

I fired waves of energy and blasted more goons.

Negasonic simply shrugged and looked away. While this happened, Deadpool reached into his pants, grabbed his white underwear, and began to pull them. Deadpool cried in pain as he did so, until he completely pulled them out of his pants. As the goons continued to fire, they saw Deadpool's underwear attached to a stick as a makeshift flag.

Deadpool: Wait! Wait!

The lead goon pulled his mask covering his mouth and held his hand up to the other goons.

Goon: Cease fire! Cease fire!

The goons followed the command, as Deadpool popped out from cover.

Deadpool: Hey, you only work for that shit spackled Muppet fuck! So I'mma give y'all a chance to lay down your firearms, in exchange for preferential, borderline gentle, possibly… even lover-like treatment.

The goons responded by firing their guns at him again, forcing him to take cover.

Nico teleported and grabbed the bullets out of thin air and flicked them back and killed the goons.

Me: How about that you pencil dick fuckpots!

Goon: What the fuck are you guys!

Me: People who you have no idea who you are fucking around with!

I fired waves of energy and blasted the goons.

Artie Ziff: I'm helping Colossus! (charges at Angel Dust)

He ran and bashed her down.

Colossus: Thanks comrade Ziff.

Artie Ziff: Anytime.

Ajax got up and I teleported and kicked him in the back of the head.

I grabbed him.

Me: How about a little target practice!

I picked him up and spun him around hard!

Deadpool fired his guns at Ajax all over as I was spinning him on my finger.

BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG!

Me: I'm not even trying hard.

I then smashed him into the ground!

Colossus went to where Angel Dust was. As soon as he found her, he looked away and put his hands out. He saw a bit of Angel's left breast and he used his hand to cover it as well.

Colossus: You are, uh… Very beautiful woman.

Angel Dust was surprised before she began to adjust her shirt and put her breast back in.

Angel Dust: (fixes her shirt) You are so sweet! Thanks!

Suddenly, she threw a HUGE punch at Colossus' crotch, sending him flying a few feet away from her.

Nicole: HEY! You saved me the trouble of having to punch him. Thanks!

KROW!

She punched her in her face and sent crashing into the wall.

Colossus: Sorry Comradess Nicole.

Nicole: No worries Piotr.

Colossus: I am no pervert. That is the reason for my reaction.

Nicole: Just doing my job. But good you aren't one.

Colossus: Thanks.

POW!

Nicole backhanded Angel Dust and then…

KROW!

Kicked her and smashed her into a wall.

Negasonic then knocked Angel Dust out!

Negasonic: Take that you bitch!

I was beating up Ajax bad!

SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH!

I punched him and smashed him into the wall!

I grabbed him and kicked him into the air!

Me: And it's up!

I jumped and smashed him with an axe kick and smashed him into the ground!

Lynn: AND IT'S GOOD!

Deadpool: Yoo-hoo!

Ajax looked down and saw the corpses of his goons spelling "FRANCiS"; the goon's corpse forming the "i" was mooning at him, while the head of the decapitated goon formed the dot on the lowercase "i".

We Laughed hysterically!

Me: Okay that is funny! Nice Wade!

Nico: I haven't had this much fun since the Hitotsuki battles!

Ajax: (to Deadpool) When I'm finished, your body parts'll have to grow back you!

Me: Not if you die first!

Poromon smashed beer bottles on Ajax's head!

SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH!

Poromon: And this! (ECHOING) LIGHTNING JAVELIN!

He fired a blast of lightning and it hit him and lit him on fire!

Ajax and Deadpool clashed weapons.

They clashed all over and sparks flew all over making the fires all over the area worse!

Eli: Take this!

Eli fired a blast of Force Lightning and electrocuted Ajax!

Then Eli jumped and ignited his lightsaber and then slashed off Ajax's right arm and he screamed in pain!

Me: He can't feel pain outside but not INSIDE.

Nico: Yeah!

Then Silver Samurai, Snake, Mole Man, LaGrange, Grodd, Goliath, Atomic Skull, Calamitous, Skinner, and Six Gum Gang came.

Nico: Silver Samurai, Snake, Mole Man, LaGrange, Grodd, Goliath, Atomic Skull, Calamitous, Skinner, and Six Gum Gang.

Grodd: You guys have been busy!

Me: No fucking shit there.

Silver Samurai: So, how has your day been?

Nico: Well, we fought many goons.

Snake: I bet that was before you found out that Eli could sense Ajax's position.

Mole Man: It was probably still worth it though.

Qin: Yeah it sure was.

LaGrange: (to Nico) We heard you fought a Mr. Pigeon clone.

Nico: We sure did

Grodd:...you got pooped on, didn't you?

Nico: Don't fucking ask!

50 Below came.

Me: Hot enough for you 50 Below?

50 Below: Boy the whole place is REALLY on fire.

Me: No kidding. But you're up for another round.

50 Below: Yep I sure am.

Me: Cool cool.

50 Below: (sees the corpses spelling out Francis) Charming.

Nico: We thought it was funny.

Me: Yep.

Qin: And J.D. really THRASHED Ajax all over.

Me: Aw it was nothing.

Nico: Lets get it on guys!

Me: COME ON YOU APES! DO YOU WANT TO LIVE FOREVER?!

We got the battles underway!


Jayden Shiba, Abby Martin, Lauren Shiba, Cocette, Dark Magician of Chaos, Flame Swordsman, Samurai Rangers, Ninja Storm Rangers, Ninja Steel Rangers, SPD Rangers, Dino Thunder Rangers, Dino Fury Rangers, Sunset Shimmer, Pipsqueak, Fire Skylanders, Slog and Wildfly VS Silver Samurai, Swordsman, Cavelier, Darkblade, Black Knight Ghost, Mad Jack, Shinobi, Evil Sword Man, Evil Wind Man, Lady Bullseye, Lego Atrocitus, Duo, and Evil Pirate Man - Nico's rescue in France and us facing a clone of Mr. Pigeon and Celica transforming


Silver Samurai was first.

Silver Samurai: (to Jayden) Nico's rescue was in France, where he faced a clone of Mr. Pigeon. Celica transformed too.

Jayden: She sure did and it was awesome! Except for the parts where we got pooped on.

Abby Martin: May got the worst of it! She got covered in it.

Sunset Shimmer: That was so gross!

Pipsqueak: (British Accent) Yeah that was awful.

Sunburn: No kidding!

Silver Samurai: Okay I did not need to hear but that is crazy. Lets do it!

Jayden: SAMURA LETS DEFEND!

He turned into a samurai themed hero!

Jayden: I am SAMURAI FLAME! (ECHOING) FLAMING BLADE KATANA!

Jayden fired blades of fire and the group fired waves of fire and smashed them down.


Fiona, Octavia Melody, Lyra Heartstrings, Sweetie Drops, Velvet Sky, Flash Sentry, Leni, Jackie, Mandee, Becky, Dana, Whitney, Miguel, Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Water Skylanders, Spark Man and Fuse Man VS Snake, Springfield Mafia, Springfield Bullies, Wiggum, Good Burns, Skinner, Chalmers, Roman Torchwick, Django of the Dead, Sword Roidmude, Gulia (Nanatsu no Taizai), and Robo-Reptar - Us battling Another Rainbow Zoukei, Bacoon, Vulcain, Drakor, Dash Bowman, Marina Del Ray and White Lightning who were the Keyblade Knight of Corneria and The Embodiment of Swan


Snake was next.

Snake: (to Fiona) Nico, Frosta's team, White Lightning's team, and the others did good battling Another Rainbow Zoukei, Bacoon, Vulcain, Drakor, Dash Bowman, Marina Del Ray and White Lightning. They were the Keyblade Knight of Corneria and The Embodiment of Swan.

Fiona: Boy it sure was cool!

Octavia Melody: (British Accent) It was a really fun adventure everyone.

Rarity: It most certainly was darlings.

Sweetie Belle: Yeah it sure was!

Gill Grunt: Yeah it was!

Snake: It sure ws dudes. Lets do it!

Fiona: THUNDIRA LETS STRIKE LIGHTNING!

Fiona turned into a lightning hero!

Fiona: I am Lady Storm! (ECHOING) LIGHTNING STORM BLASTER!

She fired a blast of lightning and the group fired waves of lightning, water, ice and jewels and smashed them down.


Martian Manhunter, Felix the Cat, Blind Maria Johnson, Pan, Bambi, Goldie (Felix the Cat), Superman, Batman, Wonder Woman, Green Lantern, Hawkgirl, Flash, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Earth Skylanders, Mason Brown and Battletrap VS Mole Man, Evil Ground Man, Evil Drill Man, Evil Earth Man, Evil Concrete Man, Evil Impact Man, Evil Dust Man, Peg Leg Pete, Madame Catastrophe, Metamorphosis, Hocus Pocus, and Fortress Crab Ω - Lincoln's rescue was us in Tokyo, Japan, and we were going there to meet more of Darren Arcangela's friends there, and the battle we got into was with another of his enemies that triggered the family curse that dwelled inside him, and blood was spilled once again as he turned back into the very demon who terrorized the Yakuza clans and gangsters: but he was reborn as Darren Devereaux, The Dark Lord of Unholy Horror and Madness Eternal


Mole Man was next.

Mole Man: (to Martian Manhunter) I heard Lincoln's rescue was us in Tokyo, Japan to meet more of Darren Arcangela's friends there. The battle he got into was with another of his enemies that triggered the family curse that dwelled inside him, and blood was spilled once again as he turned back into the very demon who terrorized the Yakuza clans and gangsters. But he was reborn as Darren Devereaux, The Dark Lord of Unholy Horror and Madness Eternal!

Martian Manhunter: That was a really amazing and formidable adventure.

Felix: It sure was!

Applejack: Yeah it was fun!

Apple Bloom: It sure was cool!

Flashwing: Yeah no kidding,

Mole Man: That is cool. Lets do it!

Martian Manhunter: MARSTRA LETS DO IT FOR MARS.

He turned into a Mars themed hero.

Martian Manhunter: I am Master Mars. (ECHOING) MARS JUSTICE FURY BLAST.

He fired a wave of energy and the group fired waves of earth, rock, mud, boulders, lava, crystal and apples and smashed them down.


Vert, Jet Vac, Guardian Elma, Fortune Lady Fire, Fortune Lady Water, Fortune Lady Earth, Sonic, Rainbow Dash, Speedy Gonzales, Roadrunner, Flash, Kid Flash, Twilight Sparkle, Starshine Sparkle, Magic Skylanders, Thunderblast and Lugnutz VS LaGrange, Dr. Animo, 2016 Charmcaster, Sublimino, Thumbskull, Acid Breath, Zombozo, Live Action Thrust, Mucor, Nai, Mea, and 50 Below - Haunty Hills Galaxy next


LaGrange was next.

LaGrange: (to Vert) Haunty Hills Galaxy was next. I bet it was spooky.

Vert: It sure was spooky!

Jet Vac: (British Accent) Yeah it was most scary.

Twilight Sparkle: Yeah it sure was crazy.

Starshine Sparkle: Yeah that was nuts!

Spyro: It was scary.

LaGrange: Yeah no kidding! Lets do it!

Vert: HOTWHEELA LETS SPEED!

He turned into a Hot Wheels themed hero!

Vert: I am Master Hot Wheels! (ECHOING) SPEEDING CAR BLAST!

He fired waves of energy and the group fired waves of magic and smashed them down.


Donkey Kong, Mothra 2019, Luna Ingramsson, Ginger, Babs, Bunty, Diddy Kong, Dixie Kong, Cranky, Funky, Tiny, Chunky, Fluttershy, Tornado Bolt, Seabreeze, Life Skylanders, Meta Knight and King Dedede VS Gorilla Grodd, Captain Cold, Reverse Flash, Shade, Killer Croc, Bane, Toyman, Constructicon Devastator, Big Chicken, Chicken from Outer Space, Dex (Chuck Chicken), and Don (Chuck Chicken) - the Mascots meeting some ducks


Grodd was next.

Grodd :(to Donkey Kong The mascots met some ducks. What were their names?

Donkey Kong: Logan, Lilith, Lyta, Lota And Lina

Grodd: How about that. More L names too.

Donkey Kong: You got that right!

Mothra 2019: That is so awesome and cute.

Fluttershy: Oh they were so adorable.

Tornado Bolt: Yeah they sure are cute.

Seabreeze: (Swedish Accent) Ja they sure were cute.

Stealth Elf: They sure were.

Grodd: Aww so cute. Lets do it!

Donkey Kong: HERE COMES DONKEY KONG! COCONUTA LETS BASH SOME HEADS!

He turned onto a coconut themed hero.

Donkey Kong: I am Master Coconut! (ECHOING) COCONUTS OF FURY BLAST!

He fired a barrage of coconuts and they hit the group all over.

Patrick: (LAUGHS) THEY GOT HIT WITH A BUNCH OF COCONUTS!

Fluttershy and the group fired waves of leaves, grass, flowers, fruit and energy and smashed them down.


Whenua, Biscuit Oliva, Hinata, Kushina, Tenten, Samui, Vakama, Nokama, Matau, Onua, Onewa, Nuju, Pinkie Pie, Maud Pie, Featherweight, Tech Skylanders, Gyro Man and Charge Man VS Goliath, Bane, Meteor (Dexter's Lab), Magmanomus, Giant Monster (Dexter's Lab), Overlord Mandark, Steve the Monster (Powerpuff Girls), Captain Frightbeard, Organ Grindor, Badonna, TTG Mother Mae-Eye, and Contemptra - The ducks the Mascots met are adorable


Goliath was next.

Goliath: (to Whenua) The ducks the Mascots met are adorable. Did you guys keep them?

Whenua: We sure did and they are now part of the pets.

Biscuit Oliva: They sure are awesome.

Pinkie Pie: You bet they are!

Maud Pie: (Monotonously) They are adorable too.

Featherweight: Yeah they sure are.

Sprocket: I agree there too.

Goliath: Awesome! Lets do it!

Whenua: EARTHDRA LETS ROCK AND ROLL!

He turned into an Earth themed hero.

Whenua: I Am EARTH KING! (ECHOING) EARTH FURY ROCKSLIDE!

He fired waves of rock and the group fired waves of energy, metal, gears and lightning and smashed them down.


Maggie, Kimimarō, Pipsqueaks, Star Swirl the Bearded, Rockhoof, Somnambula, Brittney, Lucy, Haiku, Bertrand, Dante, Persephone, Starlight Glimmer, Cozy Glow, Undead Skylanders, Rose the Huntsgirl and Charmcaster VS Atomic Skull, Radioactive Man, Universe 666 Blight, Radioactive Paleosaurus, Mutant Ants, Giant Bunnies, Giant Tarantula, Evil Skull Man, Mama Cosma, Miner 49er, Ghost of Amos Littlefield, and Snake Demon - Deadpool has a villain for us to face and it's Ajax


Atomic Skull Was next.

Atomic Skull: (to Maggie) Deadpool has a villain for us to face. And it's Ajax

Maggie: That's right. Francis Freeman A.K.A. Ajax. He has powerful invulnerability powers.

Kimimarō: He is really strong.

Starlight Glimmer: But we are stronger and powerful.

Cozy Glow: We sure are and this will be good.

Hex: It sure will.

Atomic Skull: I agree there. Lets do it!

Maggie: Darkfly lets Bring the darkness!

She turned into a Dark Raven hero.

Maggie: I am LADY DARKRAVEN! (ECHOING) DARKNESS FIRE FLIGHT!

She fired waves of darkness and the group fired waves of darkness, bones, skulls, lightning, blood, stars and magic and smashed them down.


Lisa Loud, Rika Noralenshikov, Pharah, Winston, Mercy, Mei, Lily, Lana, Lola, Laney, Lucy, Lincoln, Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Air Skylanders, Stewie and Bowser Jr. VS Calamitous, Beautiful Gorgeous, Nanobots, Universe 666 Goobot V, Ooblar, Jimmy's pants, Eustace Strych, Albedo, Vampire Rarity, Yost Zzzax, Yost Whiplash, and Lumi the Snow Queen - Firefist sure packs an explosive wallop


Calamitous was next.

Calamitous: (to Lisa) Firefist sure packs an explosive wallop. And he's just a kid!

Lisa Loud: He sure is just a kid. His explosive fire powers blew up a huge building with the power of 500 metric tons of napalm.

Rika Noralenshikov: (Russian Accent) That was enough explosive power to incinerate 25 entire city blocks!

Rainbow Dash: That was a really awesome amount of explosive power!

Scootaloo: Yeah it sure was!

Whirlwind: Geez! No kidding! The entire area behind us went up in flames!

Calamitous: Goodness! That is powerful! Lets do it!

Lisa Loud: SCIENTIA LETS MAKE SOME SCIENCE!

She turned into a science hero!

Lisa Loud: I am LADY SCIENCE! (ECHOING) SCIENCE OF FIRE BLAST!

She fired a wave of fire and the group fired waves of fire, lightning, wind and rainbows and smashed them down.


Dana, Abigail Davis, Aqua Spirit, Spirit of Flames, Garuda the Wind Spirit, The Rock Spirit, Carol, Whitney, Becky, Teri, Chazz, Fiona, Princess Luna, Moondust, Snowdrop, Children of the Night, Dark Skylanders, Tundra Man and Blizzard Man VS Skinner, Cantwell, Chalmers, Leopold, Comic Book Guy, Rich Texan, Good Burns, Sellon, Chilly Willy, Chilly Billi, Krow, and Mingy Jongo - Ajax is tough but so are we.


Skinner was next.

Skinner: (to Dana) Ajax is tough. But so are we.

Dana: We sure are and we faced many villains like him before.

Abigail Davis: We sure did and it was awesome.

Princess Luna: Yeah they couldn't feel pain but now we will make sure they do.

Moondust: That will be awesome.

Snowdrop: Yeah no kidding!

Gari: And it won't end well for him.

Blackout: No it won't.

Skinner: Well he had it coming. Lets do it!

Dana: ICETANA LETS FREEZE!

She turned into an Ice themed hero.

Dana: I am Lady Subzero! (ECHOING) ICE FORCE BURST!

She fired a wave of ice and the group fired waves of darkness and smashed them down.


Right Suzuki (ToQger), Fright Rider, Cleo Ulysses, Humphrey and Kate, Patrick Smash, ToQgers, Zyuohers, Kiramagers, Zyuohgers, Kyurangers, Donbrothers, Lucky Seven Sampson, Princess Celestia, King Solar, Solar Eclipsa, Amber Morning, Light Skylanders, Akira Nijino and Numbuh 274 VS The Six Gum Gang, Professor XXXL, Big Brother, Count Spankulot, Common Cold, Professor XXXL, Gramma Stuffum, Siren Sara, Princess Ophiuchus, Ripper Roo, Evil Talking Cake, and Momakase - Ajax is immune to pain but we're going to make him feel pain unlike any other.


The Six Gum Gang was next.

Runt: (to Right) Ajax is immune to pain.

Lunk: But we're going to make him feel pain unlike any other.

Right Suzuki: You got that right and it will be good!

Fright Rider: It sure will!

Wilbur: Duh yeah!

Goof: It sure will.

Princess Celestia: Yeah that is for sure.

King Solar: It will be awesome too.

Solar Eclipsa: I'm ready for kicking his butt!

Amber Morning: Me too!

Spotlight: Same here.

Dixie: I'm ready too!

Runt: Yeah! Lets do it!

Right Suzuki: BULLETRA LETS SPEED DOWN THE TRACKS!

He turned into a Bullet Train themed hero!

Right Suzuki: I am KING BULLET TRAIN! (ECHOING) BULLET TRAIN RAIN SMASH!

He fired an energy blast and the group fired waves of light and smashed them down.


Kit Taylor VS Propeller Woman


Propeller Woman was next.

Kit Taylor: Boy this will be good.

Propeller Woman: It sure will be.

He fired waves of fire and blasted her down.


Len VS Cable Woman


Cable Woman was next.

Cable Woman: Ready for me?

Len: I sure am.

He fired waves of energy and blasted her down.


Chance VS Alraune Woman


Alraune Woman was next.

Alraune Woman: This will be cool.

Chance: It sure will be.

He fired a wave of energy and blasted her down.


Universe 666 Richie VS Nabnab


Nabnab was next.

Universe 666 Richie: This is gonna be fun.

He fired a wave of energy and blasted him down.


Pryce VS Color Man


Color Man was next.

Pryce: I'm going to paint the floor with you.

He fired waves of energy and smashed him down.


Chris Ramirez VS Scare Man


Scare Man was next.

Scare Man: I'll scare you to death!

Chris Ramirez: Bring it!

He fired a wave of energy and smashed him down.


Kase VS Rose Woman


Rose Woman was next.

Rose Woman: Are you ready for me?

Kase: I'm always ready.

She fired a wave of energy and blasted her down.


Brad Barrett VS Kitt Piper


Kitt Piper was next.

Brad Barrett: I'm ready for this.

He fired a wave of energy and smashed him down.


Danny Cho VS Sugaku Woman


Sugaku Woman was next.

Sugaku Woman: This will be fun.

Danny Cho: It sure will be.

Danny fired waves of energy and smashed her down.


Albert Cho VS Kurohonema


Kurohonema was next.

Albert Cho: I'm ready for you.

He fired waves of energy and blasted him down.


Universe 666 Kamen Rider Onyx VS Beet Man


Beet Man was next.

Universe 666 Onyx: This will be good.

He fired a wave of darkness and blasted down Beet Man.


Nolan VS Sharky Sailor


Sharky Sailor was next.

Sharky Sailor: Ye ready for me?

Nolan: Always ready.

He fired waves of energy and blasted him down.


Kamen Rider Abyss VS Sirena the Evil Mermaid


Sirena the Evil Mermaid was next.

Kamen Rider Abyss: Bring it on.

He fired a wave of energy and blasted her down.


Mystic Force Rangers, Megaforce Rangers, Hibiki Riders, J.D. Knudson, Varie, Celica, Camie, Cassidy, Fi, Eli, Nunnally, C.C., Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily VS 50 Below


50 Below was next.

50 Below: Boy you guys really went all out.

Me: That is a big time understatement.

Varie: But it was awesome and fun.

Camie: You got that right!

Celica: Whew! Man that was epic!

Cassidy: It sure was!

Fi: Everyone had fun.

50 Below: Boy they sure did! Lets do it!

I teleported and opened his safe and in it was a bunch of weapons called the Destroyers of Ajax, they're a massive collection of massive greatswords with embedded colored gems and a cross etched on the 7'6" massive, wide, double-edged gold blades and blessed by the powers of Heaven, large gold wolf heads for the crossguards, large white angelic faces built into both sides of the hilts with large colored gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handles, four large wolf heads with colored gems for eyes and on the bottom of the four large wolf heads are large gold wolf heads with colored gems in their mouths for the pommels.

I teleported back with them.

Mystic Force Rangers: LEGENDARY SOURCE! MYSTIC FORCE!

They went Legendary!

Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! MYSTiC FORCE!

They went Mystic Force too!

Hibiki Riders: HENSHIN!

They transformed too!

Me: Lets get him!

Rangers: CODE 2: UNITED SPELL BLAST!

We fired waves of energy and elements and the blasts of energy all hit him and he exploded!

KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!

He was dead!

Me: Yeah!

Rangers: CHECKMATE!

Me: 50 Below you have failed this city!

Troy Burrows: Ranters that's a Super Mega Win.


We regrouped.

Troy: Time for some magic!

Tsukasa: On you!

Troy: Good thing we're already transformed as Mystic Force.

Kamen Ride: Mystic Force Red!

Kamen Ride: Mystic Force Blue!

Kamen Ride: Mystic Force Green!

Kamen Ride: Mystic Force Yellow!

Kamen Ride: Mystic Force Pink!

Kamen Ride: Mystic Force Solaris Knight!

Tsukasa turned into Mystic Force Red and Daiki summoned clones of the Mystic Force Rangers!

Maria: (TURNS DIAL) MACHINE DIGIMON 6!

She summoned Machinedramon, Evil Aqua Man, Kishiryuki, Mr. Mascot, Terminator 1984 and Evil Astro Man.

We went at him and bashed and pulverized Ajax and blasted and smashed him all over.

Crawsectus and Tassanil blasted and smashed him all over.

Silver Samurai: SILVER SAMURAI STORM SLASHER!

Snake: SNAKE LIGHTNING BLAST FORCE!

Mole Man: EARTH MOLE DIG STORM!

LaGrange: SPEEDING FORCE STORM!

Grodd: GORILLA PSYCHIC BURST STORM!

Goliath: SMASHING GIANT FURY BLAST!

Atomic Skull: NUCLEAR SKULL BLAST!

Calamitous: GIANT GENIUS BLAST!

Skinner: ICE STORM FURY BLAST!

Six Gum Gang: WESTERN TRAIN STORM!

They fired waves of energy and elements.

Deadpool, Shrapnel, Bumblebee and Chowder used the Earth Cyber Planet Keys and they enhanced Deadpool's weapons and Chowder's powers, Shrapnel's lightning antennae, and Bumblebee's weapons 100-fold,

Deadpool and Shrapnel: LIGHTNING GUN STORM!

Bumblebee and Chowder: EATING GRENADE STORM!

Rescue Ranger Power and Toyman: RESCUE TOY STORM BLAST!

Photo Light of Leon and Artie Ziff: PHOTO LIGHT BLAST!

Fashions of Beauty of Leni Loud and King Hiss: SNAKES OF FASHIONS BLAST!

Boy Lynn's Sports power and Mammoth: SPORTS OF FURY BLAST!

Starfire of Tamaran and Katnappe: STARS OF TAMARAN BLAST!

Kari of the Hope of Light and Arbormon: TREES OF HOPE BLAST!

Stacy of the Radical Lightning and Ranamon: WATER LIGHTNING BLAST!

Orange Flame of the Hummingbird and Carly Atlas: ORANGE HUMMINGBIRD BLAST!

Roach of the Flight and Girder: ROACH FURY BLAST STORM!

Lexx of the Fire Act and 2016 Morbucks: GOLD FURY FIRESTORM!

Starlight Glimmer, Starburst Aurora, Fireheart Flame, Skull Screamer, Xavier Ghost, Nightscream "Karai" Vu~anpaiabaito, Terror-Bite Vu~anpaiabaito, Phantom, Scared Dog, Overkill the Raptor, Ash Whamp-Jack, Cozy Glow, Thorax, Sunburst, Trixie Lulamoon, Moony Moondancer, Starfall, Dove, Juniper Montage, Diamond Tiara, Silver Spoon, Toxic Horror, Louie PoisonSea and Clover the Clever, Undead Skylanders and Sir Great Britain: SKULL STORM OF EMPATHY!

They fired waves of energy and elements.

Deadpool, Starlight Glimmer, Nico, me, Firefist and Lola: DEAD STRIKE BLAST

We fired a massive blast of energy and elements.

Lincoln: SWORD ELEMENT STYLE: TSURUGI!

Entrapta: SWORD LIGHTNING STYLE: CHOKUTO!

Perfuma: SWORD NATURE STYLE: TACHI!

Frosta: SWORD ICE STYLE: KODACHI!

Shantae: SWORD MAGIC STYLE: ODACHI!

Akko: SWORD STAR STYLE: TANTO!

They formed swords of said elements.

Lincoln and his harem: SWORD FINAL SMASH: SLASH MAYHEM!

They slashed all over Ajax (Deadpool) all the while leaving behind explosive kunai on him which then explodes on contact!

KRABBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!

Deadpool: Four or five moments!

Horsea: I'm sorry?

Deadpool: Four or five moments! That's all it takes to be a hero. People think you wake up a hero... brush your teeth a hero... ejaculate into a soap dispenser a hero. But, no, being a hero takes only a few moments! A few moments... doing the ugly stuff no one else will do. (shoots Ajax)

BANG!

He blasted him!

Lincoln: I've had it up to hear with you, you asshole.

Lincoln kicked Ajax high up into the air, and The Wilson Sisters and Deadpool emptied their guns into Ajax and he was riddled with bullets, but now, it was going to get worse.

BAYONETTA OST: INFERNAL DEMON SUMMONING

Lincoln: (Speaking in Enochian) AVAVAGO!

Suddenly, coils of white hair and darkness swirled around Lincoln, and they descended down into a portal, and then, another portal appeared, as the coils of white hair and darkness transformed into Gomorrah, Devourer of The Divine. Then, it grabbed Ajax and chomped on him mercilessly, and then, he swallowed him, and it let out a loud elephant roar as he was dispatched and the coils of white hair and darkness disappeared.

Me: That'll teach that asshole!

Nico: First, he gets riddled with bullets, and then, Lincoln summons Gomorrah to devour him, that's what I call karma.

Lincoln: You said it. Now, there's one last thing to do. (Sensed a massive energy signal) And one last loose end to tie up.

Suddenly, the eight large planets and stars orbing around my legs, the eleven large multi-colored orbs orbiting around Lincoln's legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting Linka's legs the nine large orange orbs orbiting around TLPS Ms. Tarantula's legs, the ten multi-colored orbs orbiting around Duke Lincoln's legs, the eleven colored orbs orbiting around the Loud Sisters' legs, the eleven colored orbs orbiting around the legs of The Loud's friends, the eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the nine large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the nine large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Tahu, Vakama, and Nate Adams' legs, the eight large fiery red orbs orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lars and Dudley Puppy's legs, the eight large pink orbs orbiting around Lexx Loud's legs, the nine large rose pink orbs orbiting around Steven Universe's legs, the nine large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the nine emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the nine large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the nine large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the nine and eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam and Leif Loud's legs, the eleven large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn's legs, the eleven coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blood red orbs around Marco Diaz's legs, the nine large aqua blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Shark's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Skippy, Sean Bolton, and Loki Loud's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Loni Loud's legs, the nine large yellow orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Snake's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Lane Loud's legs, the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Larry Loud's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Levi Loud's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago and Nico's legs, the eleven large colored orbs orbiting around Twilight Sparkle and her friends, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around Varie, William Dunbar, and Adam Lyon's legs, the eleven large aqua blue orbs orbiting around Girl Jordan's legs, the eleven large colored orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner's legs, the eleven large gold orbs orbiting around Alex the Lion and the eight large gold orbs orbiting around Takanuva's legs, the nine large pink orbs orbiting around Rita's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our large gold Bracers of The Champions of the Universe and the Stones of Gelel that were embedded in the backs of our left hands and our gold halos with four orbiting gold rings surrounding the corners behind our heads were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming, and the imps of The Fabled Gene-Slammers were already hissing with anger.

Lincoln formed a massive diamond barrier with absorption energy surrounding the diamond barrier that protected all of us from a massively powerful volley of energy blasts, and it absorbed the blasts and they flowed into us and made us even stronger than ever.

Buster Bunny: There's no mistaking that energy signal from anywhere.

Lincoln: Not at all. Come on out, Universe 666 King Cold, or we will force you out!

A figure came out, it was none other than Universe 666 King Cold, and like with Universe 666 Broly, his eyes were completely blood red and he had a black and purple aura around him.

Sebastian felt pain in his eyes as he howled in agony and we saw blood tears pouring from his eyes, but we also saw his eyes change to blood red: HE'S GONE INTO FULL-ON DEMON ANGEL MODE!

Sebastian Mendez: (Demonic Voice) You! I always knew you'd one day return, you bastard! You just don't even know when to quit, DO YOU?!

Me: Yikes, what's happening?!

Nico: He must be confusing the Universe 666 King Cold with the one we knew and hated.

Buster Bunny: It always ended badly since his father also helped Frieza in turning against him.

Suddenly, Buster Bunny saw Sebastian heading towards Universe 666 King Cold with his dark greatsword in hand and he had dark murder on his mind, but Lincoln created chains of light to restrain him.

Lincoln: This'll hold him. Lola, you go stop Universe 666 King Cold, we'll keep Sebastian restrained.

Lola Bunny: Got it.

Suddenly, Lola Bunny's blue eyes turned neon blue and she was surrounded by a peach and yellow energy aura with stars, basketballs, fire, flames, rabbits, phoenixes, and angels, she unholstered her greatsword from her back, and as she approached Universe 666 King Cold, she left peach and yellow energy, stars, basketballs, fire, flames, rabbits, phoenixes, and angels with every step.

Lola Bunny: Even though you're not like the King Cold we know and hated, you're just as dangerous as he is, and Universe 666 Sebastian bringing you back and turning you into his slave basically crossed a serious line, and for that, I'm going to take you down and Buster's going remove that basket case's influence from you, hope you're ready for the beatdown of your life!

Suddenly, Lola Bunny was surrounded by a massive vortex of peach and yellow energy with stars, basketballs, fire, and flames surrounding the vortex, there are rabbits, phoenixes, and angels flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a purple phoenix with blue eyes gazing into Universe 666 King Cold: the eyes of salvation.

Me: WHOA!

Buster Bunny: EVERYONE, GET BACK! THINGS ARE ABOUT TO GET REALLY REALLY UGLY!

Then, as the vortex faded, Lola Bunny emerged, but she was changed forever.

Lola Bunny grew to 7'9" in height, she has metal gold bracers on her biceps and thighs, and she now has eleven large peach and yellow orbs orbiting around her legs, she has the body of a goddess, she has peach highlights in the bangs of her long yellow hair tied in a ponytail and she has a large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four large orbiting golden rings on each corner behind her head, she has neon blue eyes and a peach and yellow energy aura with stars, basketballs, fire, flames, rabbits, phoenixes, and angels surrounding her and immense neon rainbow protective aura with elements swirling around it, she has a phoenix, rabbit, and angel emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with orange iris, she has on her Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with purple gems on the gold flame links and peach crystal links and a peach rabbit-shaped Element of Harmony and on the bottom of the Element of Harmony is a rabbit holding with the Fire and Eternity Kanjis in its paws for the pendant and she has on a white and gold accented choker on her neck, Lola Bunny has on her Tune Squad outfit from Space Jam: A New Legacy and she has on a long sleeveless white trenchcoat with stars, basketballs, fire, flames, rabbits, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails, and on the back is a phoenix, rabbit, and angel surrounded by flames and basketballs and on top is The Warner Bros. logo. Suddenly, Lola Bunny felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, massive peach angel wings with yellow tips on the large peach feathers grew and sprouted out of her back. Lola Bunny has on her Ring of the Phoenix with large peach gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand.

Suddenly, Lola Bunny's massive greatsword, and all the greatswords and swords she'd gotten began merging together and they're surrounded by a kaleidoscope of peach and yellow energy, stars, basketballs, fire, flames, rabbits, phoenixes, and angels, and when it emerged, it transformed into Lola Bunny's Looney Tunes Comedic Firestorm Athletic Rabbit Phoenix Angel Greatsword of Looney Tunes Comedic Firestorm Athletic Rabbit Phoenix Angel Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded yellow gems and the silhouette of Lola Bunny etched on the 7'6" massive, wide, double-edged peach blade, large peach rabbit heads for the crossguard, large white angel faces built into both sides of the hilt with large purple gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large peach rabbit heads with purple gems for eyes and large peach rabbit head with purple gems for eyes and yellow gem in its mouth on the bottom of the peach rabbit heads for the pommel, she has on her large gold Bracers of The Champions of The Universe with purple gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet on her left gold Bracer, her large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold rabbit head with purple gems for eyes and large peach gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a peach kanji below the phoenix, rabbit, and angel that said, "Lola Bunny, Fiery and Feisty Basketball Player, Legendary Looney Tune, Gym Teacher of Acme Looniversity, Loving Girlfriend of Bugs Bunny, Mentor of Babs Bunny, Ancestor of Lexi Bunny, Member of The Tune Squad, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Fire, Flames, Basketball, Rabbits, Phoenixes, and Angels"

ローラ・バニー、激しく元気なバスケットボール選手、伝説のルーニー・チューン、アクメ・ルーニバーシティの体育教師、バッグス・バニーの愛するガールフレンド、バブズ・バニーの指導者、レクシー・バニーの祖先、チューン・スクワッドのメンバー、コスモスの勇敢な戦士、プロテクター、ディフェンダー、そして宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先の救世主、宇宙への希望の大使兼灯台、友情の力と要素のマスター、セレスティアル・ゼルナガの怒りのマスター、ブラック・ゲートのマスター、究極の善の究極の力、真実、正義、愛、慈悲、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠心、正直さ、寛大さ、優しさ、無私の心、勇気、信頼の真の女神、悪の破壊者と殺害者、狂った、殺人的、無慈悲、そしてサディスティックなろくでなし、素晴らしく強力な教師の素晴らしく強力な生徒、そして火、炎、バスケットボール、ウサギ、フェニックス、天使の達人

Lola Bunny has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-TUNE SQUAD RABBIT-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA COSMIC COMEDIC FIRESTORM INFERNO ATHLETIC BASKETBALL LOONEY TUNE SQUAD RABBIT PHOENIX ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC COMEDIC FIRESTORM INFERNO ATHLETIC BASKETBALL LOONEY TUNE SQUAD RABBIT PHOENIX ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE COSMIC COMEDIC FIRESTORM INFERNO ATHLETIC BASKETBALL LOONEY TUNE SQUAD RABBIT PHOENIX ANGEL LOVE!

We were amazed by Lola Bunny's Super Angel-Tune Squad Rabbit-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation, but when Bugs Bunny saw it.

Bugs Bunny: (HORSE WHINNY) (HOWLS) (HOWLS) (RUNNING ON ALL FOURS AND BARKING LIKE A DOG) (WOLF WHISTLES)

But, when Universe 666 King Cold saw it, he fired a massive energy blast at Lola Bunny to kill her, but Lola Bunny fired a massive barrage of peach and yellow energy, stars, basketballs, fire, flames, rabbits, phoenixes, and angels, which hit Universe 666 King Cold and he was sent crashing into a wall, he got back out, but now, he was beyond enraged.

Lincoln: WHOA!

The toons did extremely wild takes upon seeing what Lola Bunny did.

Bugs Bunny: WHAT THE?!

Buster Bunny: Even I'm stunned by what we just saw, Bugs.

Lola Bunny: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Eternal Comedic Firestorm Athletic Basketball Looney Tune Squad Rabbit Phoenix Angel and Divine Cosmic Eternal Comedic Firestorm Athletic Basketball Looney Tune Squad Rabbit Phoenix Angel Love) But, now things are about to get ugly. Alright, you. (CRACKS KNUCKLES) Let's dance!

Sebastian Mendez: (Wakes up after getting hit) (DEMONIC VOICE) LOLA, DON'T YOU DARE THINK THE KILL IS GOING TO BE YOURS!

Lincoln made coils of white and black energy which grabbed and pinned Sebastian to the ground.

Nico: Nice one, Lincoln. Seriously, you can't keep your bloodlust from going out of control?!

Buster Bunny: My mallet's not going to withstand anymore hits to his head, it's gonna break, but I always have more just in case.

Lola Bunny went after Universe 666 King Cold, and she fired extremely powerful blasts of peach and yellow energy, stars, fire, flames, basketballs, rabbits, phoenixes, and angels at Universe 666 King Cold, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him. Then, she attacked him with swings of her massive greatsword leaving scars on him.

Babs Bunny: (Spin-Changed into a Loud Boisterous Fan) YEAH! TEAR HIM TO SHREDS!

Buster Bunny: Whoa, she's really tearing him apart!

Nico: Messing with an athlete who not only has skills in basketball, but also, knows how to fight and can easily kick someone's ass if any of those wiseguys try anything funny, and you'll be sent to the hospital in a body cast.

Lincoln and Lexi Bunny: Especially if anyone dares to say "the" word to her.

Me: Oh.

Nico: Yeah, I'm not gonna risk it.

Then, Lola summoned and fired basketballs made of pure fire which hit Universe 666 King Cold, and then, she entombed him in a fiery basketball, and she dribbled the ball as she ran, and as she neared the basket, she leapt into the air and made a SLAM DUNK AS SHE DUNKED THE BALL AND IT THEN EXPLODED IN A FIERY TORNADO AS SHE BACKED AWAY!

Me: WHOO! TWO POINTS!

That caused Universe 666 King Cold to be knocked out, and then, he was bound with chains of light fired by Lincoln.

Buster Bunny: Here goes. PURIFICATION STYLE NINJA ART: POISONOUS DARKNESS PURIFICATION!

Buster Bunny fired a beam of purifying white light which hit Universe 666 King Cold and removed every trace of the poisonous darkness that infected him, and he was restored. We all cheered wildly as Lola Bunny holstered her massive greatsword on his back and powered down, and Lola Bunny's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, large gold halo, and massive peach angel wings are permanent.

Nico: Okay, now...that...was...AWESOME!

Me: It sure was, that was really incredible.

Eli: That's another freed from Universe 666 Sebastian.

Suddenly, we heard a loud demonic roar and it was coming from Acme Acres.

Lincoln: And we pissed him off even more.

Suddenly, Sebastian busted out of the restraint.

Sebastian Mendez: (DEMONIC VOICE) BUSTER!

Lincoln: And you're in mondo trouble now!

Sebastian Mendez: (DEMONIC VOICE) I'M GONNA TURN YOU INTO A RABBIT THROWRUG FOR WHAT YOU DID WHACKING ME IN THE HEAD WITH A MALLET, VARMINT!

Babs Bunny spin-changed into a tough biker rabbit girl.

Babs Bunny: (Tough Girl Voice) Ya' feeling lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

Babs Bunny reeled her right fist back, and she punched Sebastian in the head and sent him flying and screaming into a straitjacket that wrapped itself around him.

Nico: Oh, you really crossed it, crazy! You messed with Babs Bunny's boyfriend, and you got yourself in a world of hurt.

Sebastian Mendez: Don't you think I don't know that?! I've been beaten up by her and her two pals, Fifi and Shirley, and I can never forget all the thrashings those three gave me and all the dynamite they threw at me, it was utterly humiliating!

Fifi La Fume: (French Accent) Well, you deserved it, and we did the same to Raditz and Nappa the last time you attacked.

Shirley the Loon: Clearly, you like deserved it or some junk.

Suddenly, Sebastian spun like a black tornado and shredded the straitjacket with his nails that he grew into claws.

Plucky Duck: Great, that's the five millionth straitjacket you've shredded!

Me: Sheesh, so no straitjackets will work for him. So, Lincoln, who are we meeting tomorrow?

Lincoln: I've got a couple of smoking hot ones: Anna Inverse, the Steeljaw Gene-Slammer, Beth Inverse, the Bludgeon Gene-Slammer, Chloe Inverse, the Reflector Gene-Slammer, Dana Inverse, the Demolisher Gene-Slammer, Emily Inverse, the Thunderblast Gene-Slammer, Fiona Inverse, the Simacore Gene-Slammer, Gail Inverse, the Oil Slick Gene-Slammer, Heidi Inverse, the Scalpel Gene-Slammer, Irene Inverse, the Sixshot Gene-Slammer, Jessica Inverse, the Skyquake Gene-Slammer, Kara Inverse, the Hardtop Gene-Slammer, and Mary Inverse, the Astrotrain Gene-Slammer.

Lina Inverse: (GASPS) My sisters?!

Selene Emperyous: The Inverse Sisters as in Lina Inverse's sisters?! Awesome, and you guys are going to love meeting them, Anna Inverse, the Steeljaw Gene-Slammer, Beth Inverse, the Bludgeon Gene-Slammer, Chloe Inverse, the Reflector Gene-Slammer, Dana Inverse, the Demolisher Gene-Slammer, Emily Inverse, the Thunderblast Gene-Slammer, Fiona Inverse, the Simacore Gene-Slammer, Gail Inverse, the Oil Slick Gene-Slammer, Heidi Inverse, the Scalpel Gene-Slammer, Irene Inverse, the Sixshot Gene-Slammer, Jessica Inverse, the Skyquake Gene-Slammer, Kara Inverse, the Hardtop Gene-Slammer, and Mary Inverse, the Astrotrain Gene-Slammer are Lincoln's Guardian Angels from France and classmates in English, and they're also beautiful and deadly magical fighters like their eldest sister, Lina Inverse, and they and Lina trained Lincoln in using their magic.

Lina Inverse: And they're identified by the color of their hair: Anna has black hair with matching clothes, Beth has white hair with matching clothes, Chloe has yellow hair with matching clothes, Dana has red hair with matching clothes, Emily has blue hair with matching clothes, Fiona has green hair with matching clothes, Gail has indigo hair with matching clothes, Heidi has purple hair with matching clothes, Irene has pink hair with matching clothes, Jessica has red hair with yellow streaks and matching clothes, Kara has pink hair with blue streaks and matching clothes, and Mary has white hair with pink streaks and matching clothes.

Michelle Emperyous: Yep, and Lincoln took Lina Inverse and her sisters on a date to a lake where he ended up kissing Lina Inverse and her sisters on the lips while underwater. As a result, he promised that when he comes of age, he will marry Lina Inverse and her sisters along with the rest of his harem. Plus, they hate The Wet Bandits with a blazing passion, the reason why is because they tried to steal family jewels that belonged to their parents, but thankfully lincoln, Lina Inverse, and her sisters made illusions of Dark Souls monsters appear before The Wet Bandits and scared The Wet Bandits who ran away screaming like little girls.

Nico: Oh man, so you and your sisters trained Lincoln in using your magic?!

Lina Inverse: Yep, and they also hated Hellmaster Fibrizo and his minions as well. They swore that if they ever saw them again, they would kill him.

Lincoln: Unfortunately, I beat them to it last year and sent them to The Black Gates after absorbing them and assimilating their powers and abilities.

Me: You sure did.

Goliath: That was a nice speech.

Atomic Skull: And a lot of dead bodies.

Calamitous: Ajax and Angel Dust will be put into our ranks.

Skinner: We'll make sure they don't try anything.

Wilbur: This was a nice day!

Goof: Let's celebrate!

Dixie: But with what?

Deadpool: I'll get chimichangas!

We cheered.

Nico: Boy this was explosive!

Qin: And action packed!

Nico: Yep. Great job today everyone.

Deadpool: (To the viewers) WOOHOO! Never mess with Deadpool or else folks!

Me: Fuckin A!

We went to Lynn's Table and had chimichangas and we later went home and went to sleep.

THE END


Another fanfic done.

Boy this was brutal! Deadpool was awesome and Ryan Reynolds did a great job as him.

NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, kolbdog323, XP4Universe, Darkhai, vinjedi1995, Drako1234658, Nflemingful, Hynageneral, BumbleSparkle, EtstheClarenceandTLHfan and ninjakingofhearts gave me the ideas for this and so did the guest reviewer. Thanks guys.

For the next rescue Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Donbrothers, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Princess Anita, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Kamen Rider (1971), Hibiki Riders, Agito Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Faiz Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Dragon Knight Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Wallflower Blush, Alice Kingsleigh, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Sakura Knudson, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman and his counterparts, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Venus, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily as well as Copperhead, Usari, Universe 666 Salem, Hocus Pocus, Hyleg Ourobockle and Bruiser Unversed And even Tea, Lindsey, Owen, Bridgette, Noah and Izzy and we're going to a Donut and Pastry Planet and we're going to battle a clone of Bakerix. Cassidy is going to transform against him. And we're going to also battle Another The Yoshi's Island Guys, Ornismon, Kyburi, Usari and Copperhead. Also we're going to meet a gene-slammer for Slash Man named Sena Slash and she will slice and dice.

For tomorrow, the next one to face another of the resurrected mind-controlled Universe 666 Z-Fighters' foes is Babs Bunny.

For Lincoln's rescue tomorrow, we're heading to Madrid, Spain and we got bad news from Rhubella Rat and Margot Mallard, the two former students of Perfecto Prep: it appears their former boyfriends and psychotically deranged losers, Roderick Rat and Drake Danforth, along with the rest of Perfecto Prep's students and staff have busted out of prison thanks to Universe 666 Sebastian, and they want revenge on Lincoln for what he did in sending them to prison two years ago when he went on vacation to Acme Acres' beach, but we're going to take them down again, and they're going to be added in as humiliation fodder at Lynn's Table. And we're going to meet the next Cybertronian Gene-Slammers, their names are Anna Inverse, the Steeljaw Gene-Slammer, Beth Inverse, the Bludgeon Gene-Slammer, Chloe Inverse, the Reflector Gene-Slammer, Dana Inverse, the Demolisher Gene Slammer, Emily Inverse, the Thunderblast Gene-Slammer, Fiona Inverse, the Simacore Gene-Slammer, Gail Inverse, the Oil Slick Gene-Slammer, Heidi Inverse, the Scalpel Gene-Slammer, Irene Inverse, the Sixshot Gene-Slammer, Jessica Inverse, the Skyquake Gene-Slammer, Kara Inverse, the Hardtop Gene-Slammer, and Mary Inverse, the Astrotrain Gene-Slammer A.K.A. The Inverse Sisters, these thirteen girls are Lincoln's Guardian Angels from France and classmates in English, and they're also beautiful and deadly magical fighters like their eldest sister, Lina Inverse, and they and Lina trained Lincoln in using their magic. Anna has black hair with matching clothes, Beth has white hair with matching clothes, Chloe has yellow hair with matching clothes, Dana has red hair with matching clothes, Emily has blue hair with matching clothes, Fiona has green hair with matching clothes, Gail has indigo hair with matching clothes, Heidi has purple hair with matching clothes, Irene has pink hair with matching clothes, Jessica has red hair with yellow streaks and matching clothes, Kara has pink hair with blue streaks and matching clothes, and Mary has white hair with pink streaks and matching clothes. Lincoln took Lina Inverse and her sisters on a date to a lake where he ended up kissing Lina Inverse and her sisters on the lips while underwater. As a result, he promised that when he comes of age, he will marry Lina Inverse and her sisters along with the rest of his harem. Plus, they hate The Wet Bandits with a blazing passion, the reason why is because they tried to steal family jewels that belonged to their parents, but thankfully lincoln, Lina Inverse, and her sisters made illusions of Dark Souls monsters appear before The Wet Bandits and scared The Wet Bandits who ran away screaming like little girls.

Next up is Finding Nemo and this will be an awesome underwater adventure as we rescue Nemo and battle Dark Darla.

See you next time.