This was requested by tbfiremon771
This is where we help Baby Dahl get redemption.
Walking through the streets of Paris, France was Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Donbrothers, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Princess Anita, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Kamen Rider (1971), Hibiki Riders, Agito Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Faiz Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Dragon Knight Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Wallflower Blush, Alice Kingsleigh, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Sakura Knudson, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman and his counterparts, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Venus, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily as well as Lynn Sr., Hina, Anita Jóhannsson, Nathalia Chelyabinsk, Kora Lexxington and Camila Parker as well as Puff, Stink Bug, Great Boma Emperor Lagorn, Fireball Snake, Flame Stag and Shower Banki and we were there for another awesome rescue.
Lynn Sr.: I always love coming to Paris. It's so awesome.
Me: It sure is Mr. Lynn. Paris is known as the city of love.
Camie: It sure is.
Lynn Sr.: I'm thinking about adding French meals to the menu at Lynn's Table.
Me: That's an awesome idea Mr. Lynn. Everyone would love that.
Lana: Yeah they sure would. Especially Ratatouille.
Nico: They sure would.
Laney: I agree there. I love ratatouille.
Varie: Good stuff.
Nico: Mr. Lynn, I want to thank you, Puff, and your teams for coming.
Lynn Sr.: No problem Nico. It's so awesome that we get to have these amazing rescues.
Lisa Loud: They are always fun father.
Rita: They sure are and dear you're going to do great.
Lynn Sr.: I know I am.
Hina: This will be fun.
Nico: Hina, what do you like to do in your free time?
Hina: For now I just want to spend some bonding time with Hiei and Yukina. I haven't seen my children in so long ever since you brought me back.
Me: You must have a lot of catching up to do with them.
Hina: I sure do. And I heard that my children have come a long way.
Me: They sure have. And they went through a lot. Yusuke can tell you what happened during that time.
Hina: I can tell this will be big.
Me: Yeah.
Nico: You must've missed your kids.
Hina: I did. What my people did to me because of our strict rules tore me apart.
Me: That is harsh but yeah that was awful. What they did showed that they were just following the rules but it was much too harsh.
Hina: It was.
Lola: Yeah.
Laney: That was awful.
Varie: Yep.
Me: Man that was awesome helping Nemo and friends.
Camie: Boy it was long overdue.
Me: It sure was.
Eddy: I didn't even get shoot Darla in the shoulder at least!
Me: Well it was for the best Eddy. She is just a little girl.
Eddy: You're right.
Me: Maybe we can have you shoot the baddie on the rescue.
Eddy: That works.
Me: Good.
Nico: J.D. you made the right call talking to Darla about what she was doing. I'm proud of you for that.
Me: Thanks Nico. I can never bring myself to hurt a little girl that doesn't have powers.
Eli: That is very wise.
Juran: Although it's not the first little kid without powers that we've faced.
Me: Nope there were others. But this was one of those instances where she was just a little girl that just needed a good talking to.
Nico: You're right on that.
Laney: That is true.
Camie: Yeah.
Eddy: I WAS planning on pointing my blaster and telling her that this is goodbye.
Eli: Too extreme Eddy.
Eddy: You're right.
Qin: But we still got the job done.
Lola: Either way it was cool meeting Nemo's friends.
Camie: It sure was.
Leni: That was totes amazing.
Me: It sure was.
Puff: I love the movie Finding Nemo. One of my all time favorites.
Me: So awesome.
Nico: Also, thank you again to you guys for helping me kill Prime Slappy.
Me: It was no problem Nico. Slappy may have been a dummy, (To Luan) No offense to Mr. Coconuts and our dummy friends, but he will always be a monster that never loved ANYONE. He hated everything. And killed countless others. But our friendship was far too strong for him to overcome.
Nico: That is for sure.
Eli: Yeah.
Nico: I know that if it had been you guys framed, you would've attacked the police. But I'm not like that. I wasn't going to attack the police for doing their jobs.
Me: You are a true law abiding citizen Nico. And that shows that you are a true loyal citizen.
Nico: Yep. Oh and those guys I know in that cell that you guys found me at. They were people that I saved from racist cops a long time ago.
Me: Oh man! That is a tremendously terrible issue going on now these days. I didn't know you did that back then.
May: Me neither. That is amazing!
Maria: Those attacked Cleveland before.
Me: I heard about that.
Nico: Yeah.
Qin: That was awful. And Peter Griffin added fuel to the fire.
Camie: That big fat testicle chinned douchebag.
Me: Yeah.
May: I think it's while Cleveland was mailing a card.
Maria: Yeah it was. That was disgusting.
Me: Yeah. But I think that was before we blew up Quahog.
Nico: Yeah.
Me: Yep.
Laney: And for the record Nico, we would never attack cops like that. What we did to clear your name was the smart approach.
Me: Yep. Thanks to Spiderman and our security cameras we caught Slappy red-handed. Or red-painted handed in that case.
Nico: Yep you sure did.
But then.
BLAM!
I got bashed in the head by Lincoln.
Me: OW! Lincoln what the fuck was that for!?
Lincoln: For not telling us about your plan stupid!
Nico: Okay Lincoln that's enough. J.D. learned his lesson that day.
Eddy: I knew we would find proof.
Me: Yeah we did.
Lincoln: Okay, guys, we've got ourselves a huge emergency: we got word that a clone of Darkblade is here, and he's causing havoc.
We gasped, and Nico was already growling like a rabid dog.
Nico: What?! When I get my hands on the asshole bastard who made that knight freak clone, I'm gonna...!
Eli: I picked up on the dark energy from him, it was Universe 666 Sebastian, he was the one who'd made that clone to cause havoc.
We gasped.
Nico: Hadn't forgotten about his powers with Infernal Darkness. We're gonna need Sebastian for this.
Lincoln: Even more, Nico, since we got another Akumatized Villain clone running loose, we're gonna need all hands on deck.
Lincoln called the rest of the team, and they arrived.
Lori: We heard everything, and we're ready for him.
Lincoln: And we also got more bad news: Elmyra Duff's here and she's causing trouble for animals yet again.
UH OH!
The toons screamed in fright and hid behind us!
Camie: Jeez, what's come over them?
Me: It's a really ugly story.
Lincoln explained Elmyra Duff's history, and everyone who wasn't with us were horrified.
Camie: HOW COULD SHE DO THIS?!
Lana: Elmyra may love animals, but she really doesn't know how to properly care for them, she's a danger to all animals and our friends from Acme Acres.
Fluttershy: Which is why I'm going to use my Stare on her again.
We gasped.
Lincoln: With your enhanced Stare after your transformation, Flutters, Elmyra's in for the biggest scare of her life!
Me: She's had this coming since 1990.
Lincoln: Without a doubt.
Me: This is gonna be good.
Poromon: She's not hugging me!
Nico: Don't worry we won't let her touch you.
May: No way are we going to let her near the mascots!
Lola: Yeah!
Lincoln: (Sensed for the Darkblade Clone and Elmyra Duff) AHA! Gotcha! I just spotted the clone of Darkblade, he's 20 yards away and he's already causing havoc, and I also spotted Elmyra, she's also 20 yards away and already, animals are running from her.
Nico: We'll handle the Darkblade clone while Fluttershy handles Elmyra.
Lincoln: Yeah! (Sensed Flip's musclebound thugs) Uh oh, hold up, I sensed a massive army of Flip's musclebound thugs also heading right for us.
Nico: (GROWLS) That mutant just doesn't even know when to quit!
Suddenly, we saw a massive army of Flip's musclebound thugs arrive, and they came barreling towards us in a fit of rage.
Lincoln: I knew there was no mistaking the stench of B.O. in the air!
Lincoln fired vacuum tubes from his chest which latched onto the chests of Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs, and then, the vacuum tubes literally began sucking Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs dry of all their massive muscle mass, virility, blood, and physical strength, and all of it was being pumped into Lincoln and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed and he also grew even stronger. When Lincoln was done, the vacuum tubes detached themselves from the chests of the thugs and went back into Lincoln, and the thugs were now dead from blood loss and thin as a rake and he fired a blast of red energy and destroyed them leaving them as ashes. Then, we set our sights on the Darkblade Clone and Elmyra Duff.
We were flying, and then, we saw the Darkblade clone causing havoc and animals running from Elmyra Duff.
Lincoln: There they are. EINI, LET'S SPEED AWAY!
Lincoln transformed into Thunder Hare, and he unholstered his massive greatsword and lightning whip and his angelic and demonic greatswords appeared at his sides.
Me: Better be ready for action myself. KIBAL LETS HOWL!
(THE WOLF AND THE MOON BY BRUNUHVILLE PLAYS)
I turned into Wolf Moon 🌙!
Me: (HOWLS)
I was ready for action!
Then, he went after the Darkblade clone, and he slashed him with his massive greatsword and his angelic and demonic greatswords also slashed the Darkblade clone.
SLASH! SLASH! SLASH! SLASH! SLASH! SLASH! SLASH! SLASH! SLASH! SLASH! SLASH! SLASH!
And Lincoln also whipped him with his lightning whip and the Darkblade clone also got electrocuted badly.
Fluttershy charged down and she fired vines that tied up Elmyra Duff and she got the animals away from her.
Me: Damn, Lincoln's tearing him apart. Hey, leave some for the rest of us.
Lincoln kicked the Darkblade clone away, and the rest of us landed.
Nico: Even if you're just a clone, you're just as bad as the real one!
Roxas: Remember me?!
Darkblade Clone: I remember you Roxas! You hurt me bad!
Roxas: And I'm glad I did!
Suddenly, Fluttershy used her enhanced Stare.
(WARBLING NOISES AND DEMONIC LAUGHTER)
It scared her so bad, it's THE WORST NIGHTMARE SCARED BAD TIMES 500,000,000,000,000,000,000,000! THAT MADE ELMYRA SCREAM LIKE A FRIGHTENED KITTEN AND SHE RAN OFF AGAIN!
Eli: SERVES HER RIGHT!
Me: Welcome to Pet Semetery, Fluttershy style.
Lincoln: Ooh that is good J.D.
Derpy Hooves: That's one pain in the neck taken care of, now for the main target.
Me: Yep.
I formed my scythe into a sword.
Me: Lets dance.
Me and Darkblade then clashed with incredible power!
Sparks flew everywhere with incredible force.
Roxas: Save some for me!
I kicked Darkblade and Roxas went at him and slashed him all over with the Oblivion and Oathkeeper Keyblades.
Me: Yeah! Time for some Jungle Fury Power!
I used the Jungle Fury Donbrothers Gear and put it in my sword and it turned into a Jungle Fury Sword!
Me: Oh yeah!
I slashed him with the power of the Wolf!
Roxas clashed with him And sparks flew all over the place.
SLASH SLASH SLASH SLASH SLASH!
Darkblade was really putting up a fight!
Qin: WHOA! Look at Roxas Go!
Sora: That's my awesome Nobody brother.
Aqua: Wait you decided to have Roxas become your brother too?
Sora: Yeah he is my Nobody so he and I are like brothers.
Me: That does make perfect sense just like Namine and Kairi are like sisters.
Nico: True.
Me: How about this to start!
I used the power of the raccoon spirit and fired a wave of black and grey energy and it hit Darkblade and swiped something off him. I opened it and it was a bag of rubies.
Me: (Whistles) Nice rubies.
Isabel: Wow! The raccoon totem is also a good luck symbol for going into a negotiation of some kind when you don't want to be outsmarted!
Nico: That is cool!
Me: Yeah it was! How about this too?
I used the power of the Pelican and fired a wave of energy into the sky and it formed into a pelican and it dropped a big pile of chum from its mouth and splattered all over Darkblade!
KRASPLAT!
Nico: OH SICK!
Isabel: Gross but cool! The pelican is the symbol for focus, persistence, and self-initiation with style and flair too.
Rarity: That is really amazing darlings.
Nico: I never knew about that. That is cool.
Lola: Yeah!
Me: How about the Song of the Elk!
I used the power of the Elk and fired a wave of energy and it formed into an Elk and blasted down Darkblade.
Isabel: Cool! The Elk is a symbol of inner strength, wisdom, and grace, and having a white elk sighting was a sign of divine protection.
Qin: Wow!
Laney: That is cool!
Me: It sure is! Hope he's not afraid of mice!
I used the power of the Mouse and fired a blast of energy and it formed into a swarm of mice and they smashed down Darkblade.
Isabel: Wow! The Mouse represents endurance, focus, wit, fertility and opportunism, as well as disease and death. Mice are known for their ability to adapt and endure harsh weather, and for using their sharp intellect to take advantage of the resources around them in order to survive.
Nico: That is cool!
Qin: Yeah!
Me: The flight of the Owl comes!
I used the power of the Owl and I fired a wave of energy and it formed into a huge owl and it grabbed Darkblade in its talons and lifted him and dropped him from 1,000 feet and smashed him onto the ground!
KRASMASH!
Qin: GEEZ!
Camie: Awesome!
Isabel: The owl spirit animal reminds us to tap into our intuition. This is where true wisdom lies. As a personal totem, the owl provides the inspiration and guidance necessary to explore the unknown, to change, transform, and experience the mystery and magic of life.
Nico: Wow that is awesome!
Lola: I think that is cool.
Me: It sure is. Wait! I've been wanting to try this.
I used the W Kamen Rider Gear that I made and it formed my sword into a Gaia Memory sword!
Me: Awesome!
Nico: Cool!
Me: Time to Count up Your Sins!
Roxas threw his Keyblade at him
SLASH!
It slashed Darkblade!
Me: Awesome! How about this!
HEAT! EXPLOSION!
I used the Heat and Explosion Gaia Memories and it formed my sword blade into an explosive fiire blade!
Philip: Wow! That is an awesome combo!
Me: Lets see what it can do!
I swung it and fired a massive barrage of fireballs and they hit Darkblade and exploded all over!
KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOMMM! KRABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOMMMM! KRABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOMMM! KRABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOMMMM!
Fire erupted everywhere all over around Darkblade!
Me: Wow!
Nico: That was powerful!
Roxas slashed him.
SLASH!
He was really going at it.
Me: This will rust his armor!
OCEAN! TERROR!
I used the Ocean and Terror Gaia Memories and It formed into a DARK OCEAN SWORD!
Me: Whoa! This is a sword from The Ocean of Hell.
I fired a wave of water and it hit Dark Blade and it RUSTED HIS ARMOR AND FROZE HIM STIFF!
Nico: WHOA!
Philip: Wow! That is cool!
Me: Wow!
Roxas: Did that get him?
Me: He's stiff as a board.
Nico: I didn't know your sword can do that J.d
Me: First time doing that actually.
But then Darkblade broke out of the rust!
Qin: WHOA!
Me: Tough guy.
Suddenly, Derpy Hooves' moderate gamboge eyes turned neon moderate gamboge and she was surrounded by a light sapphire bluish grey energy aura with stars, winds, magic, bubbles, Alicorns, phoenixes, and angels, she unholstered her massive Derpy Hooves' Cosmic Starstorm Magic Alicorn Hurricane Ditzy Greatsword of Hilarious Klutzy Justice and Alicorn Mail Girl Harmony from her back, and as she approached the Darkblade clone, she left light sapphire bluish grey energy, stars, winds, magic, bubbles, Alicorns, phoenixes, and angels with every step.
Derpy Hooves: Even if you're just a clone of Darkblade, you're still just as bad as he is, but even worse, you were given life thanks to that monstrous demon, Universe 666 Sebastian, you reek of the Infernal Darkness that brought you to life, and you must be destroyed here and now.
Suddenly, Derpy Hooves was surrounded by a massive vortex of light sapphire bluish grey energy with stars, winds, magic, and bubbles surrounding the vortex, there are Alicorns, phoenixes, and angels flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a brilliant gamboge phoenix with red eyes glaring at the Darkblade Clone: the red eyes of death.
Suddenly, The Unity Crystals on my J.D. Knudson's Universal Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Greatsword of Universal Eternal Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Justice and The Unity Crystals on Lincoln Loud's massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Eternal Friendship Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds glowed with very intense brightness, and then, The Unity Crystals fired a beam of light into Derpy Hooves' Cosmic Starstorm Magic Alicorn Hurricane Ditzy Greatsword of Hilarious Klutzy Justice and Alicorn Mail Girl Harmony, and then, it glowed, and then surrounding the massive vortex of light sapphire bluish grey energy with stars, winds, magic, and bubbles surrounding the vortex, there are Alicorns, phoenixes, and angels flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a brilliant gamboge phoenix with red eyes glaring at the Darkblade Clone: the red eyes of death is a MASSIVE VORTEX OF RAINBOW LIGHT AND ENERGY AND FIRE, ICE, WATER, WIND, LIGHTNING, EARTH, LAVA, LIGHT, DARKNESS, CRYSTALS, WOOD, STARS, TIME, NATURE, GRAVITY, BLOOD, MAGIC, MOONLIGHT, RAINBOW CRYSTALS, RAINBOW SUPER LIGHTNING, RAINBOW FIRE, SAND, BLUE FIRE, BUBBLES, STEAM, NEBULONIC GAS, SUNS, AURORA, LIGHT MAGIC, DARK MAGIC, BLACK MAGIC, SATANIC MAGIC, MOONLIGHT, EXPLOSIONS, AND ATOMIC RADIATION EXPLODED OUT OF HER AND HER POWER WAS REALLY AND RAPIDLY INCREASING AT AN EXPONENTIAL RATE AT A MASSIVE LEVEL!
Nico: WHOA! WE HAVEN'T HAD THAT HAPPEN IN A LONG WHILE!
Lincoln: BUT, THE END RESULT'S GOING TO BE THE SAME, BLOOD'S ABOUT TO RAIN DOWN AGAIN! BRACE YOURSELVES!
THEN, THE WORLD TREE ESTATE, THE TREE OF HARMONY, AND ALL OF THE POWERFUL LANDS OF EQUESTRIA GLOWED AND THEIR ENERGY FLOWED INTO DERPY HOOVES! THEN, AS SOON AS THE VORTEX FADED, DERPY HOOVES EMERGED FOREVER CHANGED!
(SURFIN' DERP BY THE CAMPANULAS PLAYS)
Derpy Hooves grew from 7'5" to 7'9" in height, she has metal gold bracers on her biceps and thighs, and she now has eleven large light sapphire bluish gray orbs orbiting around her legs, she has the body of a goddess, she has light sapphire bluish gray highlights in the bangs of her long pale light grayish apple green hair and she has a large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four large orbiting golden rings on each corner behind her head, she has neon moderate gamboge eyes and a light sapphire bluish gray energy aura with stars, winds, bubbles, magic, Alicorns, phoenixes, and angels surrounding her, she has an Alicorn with a star and magic emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with moderate gamboge iris, she has on Alicorn earrings with moderate gamboge gems for eyes and the Wind, Bubble, Xelnaga, and Eternity Kanjis in its horns, she also has an Alicorn with moderate gamboge gems for eyes and the Wind, Bubble, Xelnaga, and Eternity Kanjis in its horn for the second pendant on the bottom of her Element of Harmony, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with moderate gamboge crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and moderate gamboge gems on the gold lightning bolt links, and she also has on her new Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love, Derpy Hooves has on a short-sleeved brown and white blouse, light blue skirt with her cutie mark on it, yellow high-heeled boots, and long sleeveless white trenchcoat with stars, winds, bubbles, magic, Alicorns, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails and on the back is an Alicorn surrounded by stars and bubbles. Suddenly, Derpy Hooves felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive light sapphire bluish gray angel wings with moderate gamboge tips on the large light sapphire bluish gray feathers grew much bigger for her new body, she now has a light sapphire bluish gray horn on her head, and her pale light grayish apple green tail grew longer. Derpy Hooves has on her Ring of the Phoenix with large moderate gamboge gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger, and she has her cutie mark on her right shoulder and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand.
Suddenly, Derpy Hooves' massive Derpy Hooves' Cosmic Starstorm Magic Alicorn Hurricane Bubble Greatsword of Ditzy Hurricane Comedy and Alicorn Hurricane Mail Harmony and all the greatswords and swords she'd gotten began merging together, and they were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of light sapphire bluish gray energy, stars, winds, bubbles, magic, Alicorns, phoenixes, and angels, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Derpy Hooves' True Cosmic Starstorm Magic Alicorn Hurricane Bubble Greatsword of Ditzy Hurricane Comedy and Alicorn Hurricane Mail Harmony, it's a brand-new large greatsword with embedded moderate gamboge gems and her cutie mark and stars etched on the 7'6" massive, wide, double-edged gold blade, large gold alicorn heads for the crossguard, large white angelic faces built into both sides of the hilt and large moderate gamboge gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large gold alicorn heads with moderate gamboge gems for eyes and a unicorn head with moderate gamboge gem for eyes and moderate gamboge gem in its mouth on the bottom of the Alicorn heads for the pommel, she has on her large gold Bracers of The Champions of The Universe with moderate gamboge gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet on the left bracer, her gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with an Alicorn for the belt buckle with moderate gamboge gems for the eyes and large moderate gamboge gem in its collar for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip, Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip, and light sapphire bluish grey Crystal Saber holstered on her left hip. There's a moderate gamboge kanji below the alicorn that said, "Derpy Hooves, Alicorn Princess of Ditzy Hilarity, Mail Girl of Equestria, Loving Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Friend of Rainbow Dash, Loving Mother of Many Children, Archenemy of The Cheese Monster and Anti-Wanda, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Destroyer of The Doomsday Twenty-Three and Queen Opaline, Defender of Equestria, Ponyville, and Canterlot, Member of The Knights of The Friendship Table, and Master of Magic, Winds, Bubbles, and Alicorns"
ダーピー・フーブス、ディッツィー・ヒラリティのアリコーン・プリンセス、エクエストリアのメール・ガール、リンカーン・ラウドの愛する未来の妻、レインボー・ダッシュの友人、多くの子供たちの愛情深い母、チーズ・モンスターの大敵で反ワンダ、コスモスの勇敢な戦士、プロテクター、宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先の守護者であり救世主、宇宙への希望の大使であり灯台、友情とエレメントの力のマスター、セレスティアル・ゼルナガの怒りのマスター、ブラック・ゲートのマスター、究極の究極の力善良な真の真実の女神、正義、愛、慈悲、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠、正直、寛大、優しさ、無私、勇気、そして信頼、破壊者であり悪の殺し屋、錯乱、殺人、無慈悲、そしてサディスティックなろくでなし、素晴らしくて強力な教師の素晴らしくて強力な生徒、終末二十三の破壊者と女王オパリン、馬術、ポニービル、カンタロットの擁護者、友情テーブル騎士団のメンバー、そして魔法の達人、風の達人、バブルとアリコーン
Derpy Hooves has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-DITZY HILARITY ALICORN PRINCESS-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA COSMIC STARSTORM MAGIC DITZY HILARITY HURRICANE MAIL BUBBLE ALICORN PRINCESS ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC STARSTORM MAGIC DITZY HILARITY HURRICANE MAIL BUBBLE ALICORN PRINCESS ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE COSMIC STARSTORM MAGIC DITZY HILARITY HURRICANE MAIL BUBBLE ALICORN PRINCESS ANGEL LOVE!
We were really amazed by Derpy Hooves' Super Angel-Ditzy Hilarity Alicorn Princess-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding. But, when the Darkblade Clone saw it, he went mad and ran at her to kill her, but Derpy Hooves fired a massive barrage of light sapphire bluish gray energy, stars, winds, bubbles, magic, Alicorns, phoenixes, and angels which hit the Darkblade clone and sent him flying into a wall, he got back up, but now, he was enraged.
Nico: (TRULY AMAZED) Whoa...!
Me: (TRULY AMAZED) Incredible...!
Lincoln: (TRULY AMAZED BEYOND IMAGINATION) That's so awesome! Derpy Hooves' transformed into her Super Angel-Ditzy Hilarity Alicorn Princess-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga form, and for what that clone tried to do to her, now he's really done it!
Derpy Hooves: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Cosmic Starstorm Magic Ditzy Hilarity Hurricane Bubble Alicorn Princess Angel and Divine Cosmic Starstorm Magic Ditzy Hilarity Hurricane Bubble Alicorn Princess Angel Love) Now, it's high-time we taught you a brutal lesson, you demonic knight.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Eternal Friendship Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Buffalo-Vampire-Werewolf-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Cosmic Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel of Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Justice and Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Hope, and his new greatswords were ready as well.
Then, I transformed into Super Angel-Wolf Moon-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Angel Hope and unholstered my massive J.D. Knudson's Universal Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Greatsword of Universal Eternal Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Justice and we joined Derpy Hooves and so did the rest of us as we unholstered our massive greatswords and transformed.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) You're done running loose, you rotten dark knight, now we're going to get rid of you and send another threatening message to that lunatic, Universe 666 Sebastian, who's still running loose.
Nico: And that message is this: cross us one more time, Universe 666 Sebastian, and the pain and suffering we're going to put on you will make all of the nightmares, pain, and suffering you've done unto others in the past will make Hell look like a tropical vacation!
Lincoln, Derpy Hooves, and I went after the Darkblade clone, and we fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, light sapphire bluish grey energy, fireworks, rainbows, storm clouds, gold halo rings, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, sports equipment, leaves, plants, pumpkins, dark lightning, pumpkin fire, swords, fruits, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, butterflies, moths, spades, hearts, aces, diamonds, clubs, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Poison, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Explosions, Twin-Tailed Comets, Golems, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Elemental Phoenixes, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, Windigos, and Mermaids at the Darkblade clone and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.
Then, we attacked him with energy slashes from our massive greatswords leaving scars on him and Lincoln left many more by firing rainbow energy slashes with his gold-plated claws and his two new massive greatswords and I also left many more by firing blue fire energy slashes with my claws, and he, Derpy Hooves, and I attacked him hard with energy punches, energy kicks, and karate chops and they're super mega-painful because of our superhuman strength, along with elemental blasts, and this was really driving the Darkblade clone insane and straight to the brink of insanity.
Darkblade Clone: YOU! YOU! I WILL KILL YOU ALL!
The Darkblade clone went at us mad with rage and insanity as we saw a black and dark purple aura form around him: we knew all along it was the Infernal Darkness of Universe 666 Sebastian that had given him life. Sebastian fired blasts of Divine Darkness which hit the Darkblade clone, and he lost the additional dark powers that lunatic gave him.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) This has gone on long enough. PARASITIC SYMBIOTE ENERGY DRAIN!
Lincoln fired tentacles of symbiote goo with mouth-like suckers, and as they latched onto the Mr. Pigeon clone, Lincoln began sucking out and absorbing his energy and assimilating his powers as streams of blue energy were being sucked out of the Darkblade clone and flowing into Lincoln and Lincoln's abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed and he also grew even stronger.
Then, the Darkblade clone suddenly exploded as Lincoln sucked out the last of his energy and he sent the clone's spirit to The Black Gates. Everyone cheered as Lincoln, Derpy Hooves, and I holstered our massive greatswords on our backs and powered down, and Derpy Hooves' new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, gold halo, longer pale light grayish apple green tail, and massive light sapphire bluish grey angel wings are permanent.
Suddenly, Derpy Hooves felt wobbly and she was about to faint, but Lincoln caught her in his massive and powerful muscular arms.
Lincoln: You okay, Derpy Hooves?
Derpy Hooves: I'm way dizzy from that, but I'm okay.
Me: Now, you know how we felt.
Nico: But, you did it, you, Lincoln, and J.D. destroyed the Darkblade clone and pissed off that violent, deranged monster even more.
Suddenly, Derpy Hooves wrapped her arms around Lincoln's wider and muscular back, as her chest pressed against Lincoln's massive pecs and her stomach pressed against his eight-pack abs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to their faces. Then, as Lincoln leaned down to Derpy Hooves' face, they kissed passionately as she moved her arms, and then, placed her hands on Lincoln's massive pecs, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Dragon, Mermaid, Angel, Fairy, Succubus, and Alicorn flying in the air, and we saw a herd of Buffalo and many animals running across the field, along with elemental forces around them and we cheered wildly. Then, Lincoln and Derpy Hooves absorbed the elements and they came back to us as the display vanished.
Suddenly, we heard a loud demonic roar and it was coming from Acme Acres.
Me: YEAH, FUCK YOU TOO, YOU DERANGED ASSHOLE MONSTER!
Nico: He's already losing his mind even more!
Sebastian Mendez: He can go to Hell for all I care. But, no, he's getting The Black Gates after we free all the Universe 666 Z-Fighters' foes from his mind control.
Me: But Darkblade is gone.
Roxas: There! He's dead!
Me: But that was awesome!
Roxas: It sure was! That was cool that your sword can do that J.D.
Me: It was awesome trying that out.
Nico: Wow! Donbrothers Gear and Gaia Memory combo weapon. That is awesome.
Me: Yep.
Nico: Explain to me why we can't just nuke Universe 666 Sebastian's place!
Me: Whoa! Nico calm down. We can't attack him till we reduce his forces down to just him.
Sebastian Mendez: Yeah besides we want to see the look on my counterparts face when we kill all his forces.
Nico: Oh that is a priceless moment.
Camie: Yep.
Nico: I'm not pissed I'm concerned that he's becoming more insane then any villain we've ever fought.
Me: You have every right to be concerned. But let him become insane. I want his brain to suffer as well.
Nico: You are sadistic J.D.
Me: I know.
I smirked maliciously.
Maria: More insane than Joker?
Nico: Much more insane.
Me: Bingo. To the point where he wants to do something incredibly horrible. If you know what I mean. Like kill all his followers.
Nico: Ooh. Rough.
Eddy: I have a nuke armed just in case.
Nico: Don't fire it till I give the word.
Eddy: Right.
Eli: Guys we have to face the Anothers.
Nico: And they are?
Eli: Lets see. (Concentrates) (GASP!) Oh dear god! I don't know what the hell Vypra was thinking with this one! The rest are good! We have Another Universe 666 Infected Argentinosaurus, Lapis Lazuli Phantom, Topaz Phantom, Tourmaline Phantom, Sapphire Phantom, Peridot Phantom, Ruby Phantom, Pearl Phantom, Emerald Phantom, Diamond Phantom, Aquamarine Phantom, Amethyst Phantom, Garnet Phantom, Stink Bug and Puff!
WE GASPED IN SHOCK!
Me: Oh man!
Aylene C.: A universe 666 version of that Zombie Argentinosaurus!?
Nico: Oh man!
Puff: She thought that a Universe 666 version wouldn't hurt.
Nico: Fair enough.
Me: And Phantoms for all the 12 Gems of the year for Birthstones. That is cool.
Nico: It sure is.
Camie: Boy that Zombie Argentinosaurus really must've scared you guys big time.
Me: Oh that is a total understatement Camie. When we saw that monster it was horrible.
Aylene C.: I was crying so hard seeing it die at the end of the 2020 episode of Primal that I wouldn't come out of my room for days.
Me: That episode of Primal was all totally dark. And no one was laughing on April 1st, 2020.
Luan: Yeah I didn't even want to laugh seeing that.
Camie: What does it look like?
Me: Well here.
I showed a hologram of it.
Camie was shocked.
Camie: That poor dinosaur!
Me: I know. We faced that monster and it took everything we got to kill it and put it out of its misery.
Lola: Yeah it was terrible.
Camie: That is awful!
Varie: It was.
Camie: What happened?
Me: Well you're about to hear what happened back then.
I went over what happened in chapter 1217.
Deadpool: (To the viewers) This is gonna be a grotesque story from chapter 1217 guys.
When I was done everyone that hadn't heard it was shocked, horrified and utterly sick to their stomachs as they turned green around the gills.
Nico: You can vomit if you want.
Camie, Tsuyu and everyone that got sick from me telling the story went to trash cans and hurled their guts out.
MASSIVE VOMIT FLOOD!
Qin: Sorry you guys had to hear that.
Sirius: That's all right.
Nico: Anyway, who's up?
Me: Betsy Brachiosaurus, Jenna Jakku, Lashina, Illari, Lunaria, Elvira the Mistress of the Night, Universe 666 Cozy Glow, Universe 666 Mane-iac, Universe 666 Chrysalis, Carmen Montoya PatRanger, Shayla Cooper LupinRanger, Electra Tempest and Athena Aeten II.
Nico: Cool!
Qin: Yeah!
Me: And we're all here.
Eli: And I sense that the Anothers minus Puff are one person.
Me: Wow.
Nico: There they are!
We saw The Another Universe 666 Zombie Argentinosaurus and on its back were the rest of the Anothers!
We gasped!
Qin: Geez!
Me: Nice entrance.
Lola: Yeah.
Another Garnet Phantom: (In a girls voice) It sure is awesome but this dinosaur smells horrible!
Me: Well it's a putrified living corpse.
Lincoln: Briana Breen! Wow!
They merged and reverted back a nd she was a girl with orange hair and red eyes and fire angel wings and she had yellow clothes and had the symbol of the Breen Confederacy in the middle of her forehead and had the same symbol on her skirt and on her hip was a Breen Blaster and she had a fire keyblade.
Briana Breen: Awesome to see you again Lincoln and wow you look amazing.
Lincoln: Thanks. I sure do.
Nico: Care to introduce us Lincoln?
Lincoln: Sure. This is Briana Breen, Keyblade Knight of Breen, she's my Guardian Angel from Michigan and she's a powerful force of epic power. She was born and raised on the planet Breen, and she has intense fire powers and she's a master of fire. She is the Keyblade Knight of Breen and she's also the leader of the Breen Confederacy, and she has also helped out The Enterprise in many of their travels through the galaxy and defended them from the many terrors and dangers they've fought against in the past, and after the Dominion War ended, she lead the Breen Confederacy to work with Earth in an era of peace. She came to Royal Woods long ago, and she really trained me a lot about how to use the Keyblade and I'd quickly absorbed all that knowledge, and I became an expert in wielding the Keyblade and she also trained me on how to use the magic spells associated with the Keyblade, and she's also one of the Keyblade Knights formed by Carolina Keyblada, and like her fellow Keyblade Knights, she harbors a deep grudge against Xehanort for all of the pain and suffering that he caused in his quest to forge the X-Blade and use it to destroy the entire universe and remake it in his image, and she swore if he ever returns again, she would slay him right where he stands and see to it that all those who follow him shall follow him to The Black Gates, and she also trained me a lot and she taught me everything that she knows when it comes to using the powers of fire.
We were amazed.
Lola: Wow!
Me: The Keyblade Knight of the planet Breen of the Breen Confederacy. I remember that during the Dominion War they were ruthless.
Briana Breen: That's right. That was a devastating war.
Nico: No kidding.
Me: By the way is the Another Puff friendly or hostile?
Briana Breen: Friendly and she is a powerful one.
Nico: Sorry we have to do this.
Girl Jordan: Lets separate you all first.
Girl Jordan and Leeli held hands.
(YURGEN'S TUNE PLAYS)
The skies had leaves and flowers flying in the wind along with sea dragons singing in the background
Girl Jordan and Leeli: (SINGING DIVINELY AS LEELI HAD FIREFLIES SWIRL AROUND HER AND GIRL JORDAN HAD HER AQUA BLUE AURA FLARED UP)
O holoré lay thee low
Holoél dark in the Deep
Down beneath the earth you go
Go holoré fast to sleep
O holoré lay thee low
Holoél dark in the Deep
Down beneath the earth you go
Go holoré fast to sleep
Fast to sleep
Fast to sleep
Dark holoré in the Deep
Rise again holoré now
Spring abundant holoél
Render green the dying bough
Raise the rock where Yurgen fell
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Spring abundant holoél
She glowed and the Anothers were separated.
Me: Time for action.
We fired waves of energy and blasted the Anothers and I caught the Wonder Ride Books.
All that was left was the Another Universe 666 Zombie Argentinosaurus.
Me: Sorry you guys have to see this.
The Another roared.
But then we fired a massive blast of fire and the Another roared in pain as it was being torched and incinerated and then it bursted into intense flames and roared in one final breath of agony as it was incinerated into ashes that scattered into the winds.
SOMBER CELLO MUSIC PLAYS.
Maria: Time for backup. (TURNS DIAL) STINGING SCORPION 6!
She summoned Scorpion, Black Scorpion, Scorponok, Asaji Ventress, Scorpius Zodiarts and Universe 666 Carnage (TAS)
Scorpion: Oh man. Are you guys okay?
Me: Ugly story.
I showed them the burning fire.
Scorpion: Oh man. The Another was that of the Universe 666 Zombie Argentinosaurus right?
Me: Yep.
Scorpion: Damn, that's rough. I can't imagine who was laughing when that episode aired.
Nico: It was 4 years ago.
Lola: Yeah that episode was all dark.
Qin: Yeah.
Scorpion: Yeah it sure was.
Laney: Yeah.
Nico: I'll tell you who was laughing. People with no souls!
Me: Yeah like those douchebags in prison and Lila Rossi.
Nico: Bingo!
Scorpion: You're telling me!
Nico: The rest of us? Not laughing!
We shook our heads as we were not laughing at all! In fact some of us were crying because of the poor dinosaur.
It was awful that happened to it.
Nico: But we're still being strong about it!
Me: Got that right.
Qin: Yeah.
Eli: Yep.
Nico: And Aylene is being strong about it too
Aylene C.: Yep.
Nico: Good. Now for Another Puff.
Me: Yep. This will be good.
Nico: She should be here any minute now.
We looked around.
Qin: Hmm.
Me: Where is she?
Maria: Be on the look out for a cloud of Vapor or acid burns
We looked out for that.
Then we saw a ghostly figure and it was ANOTHER PUFF!
Me: There you are.
Nico: Yep.
Another Puff: That was a rough battle.
Me: (Gasp) That voice.
She reverted back and was a girl with yellow hair, yellow eyes, yellow clothes and yellow angel wings and she had a tiara with the symbol of the Shine Dopant on it and the same symbol on her skirt and she had a light sword.
Me: Serena Shine!
Serena Shine: Awesome to see you again J.D.
Me: Same here. Serena is the embodiment of another version of the Shine Dopant. And she has amazing light powers and is an amazing chemist. She makes deadly acids that melt on contact.
Puff: That is potent.
Serena Shine: That is true.
Sougo: (gets out Grand Zi O Ridewatch) Did Swartz promise you anything?
Grand Time! (Orchestral rock music) Kuuga, Agito, Ryuki, Faiz, Bla~de! Hibiki, Kabuto, Den-O, Kiva, Deca~de! W! OOO! Fourze~! Wizard, Gaim, Drive~! Ghost! Ex-Aid! Build~! Iwae! Kamen Rider~! GrandZi-O~!
Geiz: (gets out Geiz Majesty Ridewatch) Because we can grant it instead.
Majesty Time! G3, Knight, Kaixa, Garren, Ibuki, Gattack~! Zeronos, Ixa, Diend, Accel~! Birth, Meteor, Beast, Baron! Mach, Specter, Bra~ve! Cro~ss-Z! Kamen Rider~! GeizMaje~sty!
Sougo became Grand Zi O while Geiz became Geiz Majesty.
Serena Shine: No I blinded him with a light blast and fled.
Nico: Flash escape.
Me: Yeah.
Serena Shine: It sure was.
Lincoln: Lets separate you first.
Lincoln fired a wave of light and separated her.
Zocks and Kaito: ZENKAIJU GEAR!
They donned Zenkaiju Armor!
Serena fired waves of light and blasted the Another.
Nico: Time to stink up! (ACTIVATES PUFF AND STINK BUG'S RIDEWATCHES)
He fired waves of chemicals and burned the Another.
May: Take this too! (ACTIVATES LAGORN AND FIREBALL SNAKE'S RIDEWATCHES)
She fired fireballs and blasted the Another.
Maria: Time for some fire. (ACTIVATES FLAME STAG AND SHOWER BANKI'S RIDEWATCHES)
She fired blasts of fire and water and blasted the Another.
Hina: And this. (ACTIVATES STINK BUG'S RIDEWATCH)
She fired a wave of stinky vapor and smashed the another.
Then Motor Ed, Rollar Ghoster, Madame Catastrophe, Fortress Crab, Live Action Sideways and Mr. Mxyzptlk came.
Nico: Awesome team Motor Ed.
Motor Ed: Thanks Nico and this is awesome. Seriously.
Me: Yep.
But then I felt a cold breeze.
Me: Brr! That was cold!
?: Sorry about that.
A Freeze Man came.
Me: Freeze Man! Wow!
Freeze Man: (In a girls voice) It's awesome like this.
Nico: Finn Freeze!? Whoa!
Finn Freeze: Yep. I got this.
She fired a wave of energy and froze the Another Puff and I fired a wave of energy and blasted her and I caught the Ridewatch and purified it.
May: Chill out!
Me: Yeah!
Nico: And I have..
Finn Freeze: Yeah I'm naked.
Me: Oh boy.
I put on my blind man glasses.
Me: It's gonna hurt.
Finn Freeze: I know.
Me: Okay. (SNAPS FINGERS)
The boys covered their eyes and then she doubled over in pain and then she threw up and fired a wave of ice and it hit Maria and froze her into a block of ice! Finn reverted back and she was a girl with ice blue hair and had blue eyes and had blue angel wings and had the Kanji for Freeze in the middle of her forehead.
Finn Freeze: (Groans) That hurt. (GASP) Oh man! Sorry Maria!
May: I get it. Because I have ice powers.
May then smashed Maria out of the ice.
Maria: Whoa! Thanks May. And no worries Finn.
Finn Freeze: (Sees herself) GAH! Eyes to yourselves perverts!
Rarity: Don't worry darling we can fix this!
The Fashion Brigade gave her awesome aqua blue clothes.
Finn Freeze: Wow I look amazing.
Nico: You sure do.
Hina: Do you have any memories of Nico?
Finn Freeze: I sure do. My favorite is when me and Nico froze a bunch of gangsters in ice and delivered them to the cops.
Me: Nice.
Qin: Cool.
Nico: Yep.
Nico and Finn hugged.
Nico: I've missed you.
Finn Freeze: Same here.
We went back home.
After Nico's rescue, Lincoln and his harem, Me and my harem, Sumner Knudson, Patti Knudson, Sakura Knudson, Stellar, Stardust, Ken Knudson, Nico and his harem, Clyde and his harem, Naruto and his harem, Ed Cowart and his harem, Ets and his harem, Alex the Lion, Marty the Zebra, Melman the Giraffe, Gloria the Hippo, Gage the Hegehog, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Qin, Eli, Nicole Knudson and her siblings, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., Rita, Harriet Loud, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, Kuja, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, The Dynasty Warriors, The Samurai Warriors, Yakko, Cherry Hunter, Cammy, Milan Flare, Yoko, Wakko, Poison, Pyrrha Alexandra, Alice, Mimi Kitagami, Dot, Haneru Tobitatsu, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Z-Fighters, Max Goof, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), Baloo, King Mickey, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Aku-Aku, The Quantum Masks, Alternate Tawna, Spyro, Cynder, The Ghostforce, Rayman, Juniper Lee, The Louds' Scottish Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Demon Slayer Conglomerate, Anatankha, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Power Rangers, The Kamen Riders, Izuku and his friends, The Goths of Darkness, Sebastian Mendez, Darren Devereaux, Hiroshi Ohira, Brandon Skellington, Marshall Williams, Mal, Evie, Jay, Carlos, Ben, Norbert and Daggett, Heathcliff, Riff-Raff, Hector, Wordsworth, Mungo, Cleo, Leroy, Sylvester, Tom, Jerry, their friends and counterparts, Timmy Turner, Cosmo, Wanda, Poof, Trixie Tang, Sapphire, Emerald, Chester, A.J., Sanjay, Elmer, Chloe Carmichael, Tootie, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, and his harem, Universe 666 Clyde and his harem, Universe 666 Ets and his harem, The Lion Guard, Marinette and her friends, Sabrina Spellman, Liam, Carmen Rockell, The Teen Titans, The Royal Defenders, The Loonatics, Ty the Tasmanian Tiger, Sly the Tasmanian Tiger, Liu Kang, Kitana, Sonya Blade, Jax, Kung Lao, Sub-Zero, Nightwolf, Kotal Kahn, Jade, and Reinhardt are heading to Sioux Falls, South Dakota, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the four girls here, but we're going to take down Ma'alefa'ak, the evil younger twin brother and archenemy of the Martian Manhunter and condemn him to eternal servitude to The Masters of Evil.
Lincoln: Wow, we're here in Sioux Falls, South Dakota, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the four girls here, but we're going to take down Ma'alefa'ak, the evil younger twin brother and archenemy of Martian Manhunter.
Me: J'onn told me about him, he's a tyrannical warlord who sought to conquer Earth, and he's also a dangerous murderer.
Nico: A dangerous human-despising murderer who's the younger twin brother of Martian Manhunter, should we really have him put into The Masters of Evil?
Lincoln: Of course, we're going to condemn him to eternal servitude to The Masters of Evil, and he also knows that with the number of fire users on both teams, he'll be destroyed if he tries anything funny.
Rita: So, it's just one wrong move against Vypra, and he'll be turned to ashes. Honestly, if he makes one wrong move against Vypra, I'm hoping you get to burn him to ashes before Vypra does.
Suddenly, we saw nine beautiful and super sexy girls with long hair in blue, red, orange, yellow, marine blue, green, pink, black, and white, blue hairbands, blue eyes, they were tall at 7'0" in height, they have the bodies of goddess and large breasts, fair skin, massive blue, red, orange, yellow, marine blue, green, pink, black, and white wings, and they were dressed in blue sleeveless crop tops, blue skirts, blue knee-high boots with butterfly buckles, and long white long-sleeved trenchcoat with stars, elements, water, ocean waves, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails and on the back are The Mini-Cons, holstered on their backs are massive greatswords, and with them are the four girls.
Lincoln: (GASPS) Aria Pirateangel, the Sparkplug Gene-Slammer, Faith Pirateangel, the Fixit Gene-Slammer, Hannah Pirateangel, the Wheelie Gene-Slammer, Nina Pirateangel, the Brains Gene-Slammer, Olive Pirateangel, the Slicedice Gene-Slammer, Rana Pirateangel, the Glacius Gene-Slammer, Tori Pirateangel, the Swelter Gene-Slammer, Xena Pirateangel, the Axion Gene-Slammer, and Yasmin Pirateangel, the Theorem Gene-Slammer A.K.A The Pirateangel Sisters.
Aria Pirateangel: That's right, and we got the girls away from Ma'alefa'ak before he could kill them.
?: I WILL KILL YOU ALL, TEAM LOUD PHOENIX STORM, AND I WILL RULE THIS PATHETIC PLANET!
We then saw our target, Ma'alefa'ak, and he was out for blood.
Sylvester: We've had it up to hear with you for the last time, now you've left us no choice!
Sylvester unholstered his Sylvester's Blood-Soaked Vampiric Demon Darkness Greatsword of The Dracul and transformed into Super Angel-Cat-Vampire-Acme Dark Knight-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Angel of Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Justice and Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Death.
Lincoln: Time to make you pay for your crimes, Ma'alefa'ak. Let's get him!
Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Eternal Friendship Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Buffalo-Vampire-Werewolf-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Cosmic Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel of Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Justice and Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Hope, TLPS Mr. Wolf transformed into his Super Angel-Wolf-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga form and the rest of The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms and they unholster their massive greatswords, The Dynasty Warriors and Samurai Warriors unholstered their weapons, Lincoln's sisters and parents transformed into their Super Angel United Friendship Universal Eternal Xelnaga forms and unholstered their massive greatswords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholstered their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Crash Bandicoot unholstered his massive Crash Bandicoot's Skylands Ten Elemental Wolf Draconic Bandicoot Greatsword of Ten Elemental Skylands Justice and Ten Eternal Elemental Skylanders True Bravery from his back and he transformed into Super Angel-Bandicoot-Dragon-Elemental Skylander-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Ten Elemental Knight Elemental Skylander Draconic Bandicoot Angel of Divine Ten Element Skylands True Hero Knight Draconic Bandicoot Angel Justice and Divine Ten Element Skylands True Hero Knight Draconic Bandicoot Angel Bravery, Sherlock Hound unholstered his massive Sherlock Hound's Demonic Dark Knight Sparda's Eternal Angelic Demonic Demon Hound Greatsword of Demonic Dark Knight Eternal Angelic Demonic Demon Hound Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Demon Hound-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Stellar Blood-Stained Dark Demonic Darkness Dark Knight Demon Hound Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Star Blood-Stained Dark Demonic Darkness Dark Knight Demon Hound Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Star Blood-Stained Dark Demonic Darkness Dark Knight Demon Hound Phoenix Angel Compassion, Max Goof unholsters his massive Max Goof's Heavenly Archangel Gabriel's Eternal Unbreakable Bonds of True Friends and Angels Holy Archangel Keyblade of Justice from his back and transformed into Super Angel-Disney Knight-Archangel-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Heavenly Light Hellish Darkness Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Heavenly Light Hellish Darkness Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Heavenly Light Hellish Darkness Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel Hope, Timmy Turner transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Wolf Moon-Mysticon Pink Wolf Mage-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Magic Celestial Fairy Magical Elemental Fairy Mysticon Wolf Moon Angel of Divine Elemental Celestial Fairy Magical Fairy Wolf Moon Justice and Divine Elemental Celestial Fairy Magical Fairy Wolf Moon Hope and he has his Timmy Turner's Lupus the Wolf's Celestial Elemental Harmonious Fairy Wolf Moon Mage's Staff of Elemental Magic Justice out and his Royal Eye of Lupus orb ready as well, Norbert Beaver unholstered his massive Hydros' Primordial Maelstrom Ocean Beaver Greatsword of Primordial Maelstrom Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Beaver-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Beaver Angel of Divine Oceanic Primordial Water Justice and Divine Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Compassion, Yakko, Wakko, and Dot transformed into their Super Angel-Phoenix-Warner-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms, Inuyasha unholstered his Inuyasha's Dog Hanyou Tessaiga Demon Slayer Fang Greatsword of Dog Hanyou Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Dog Hanyou-Yokai-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Angel of Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Justice and Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Hope, Brandon Skellington had his Pumpkin Scepter of Halloween Town Justice still in hand, Hiroshi Ohira unholstered his massive Hiroshi Ohira's Destructive Inferno Firestorm Phoenix Firebird Angel Greatsword of Destructive Inferno Fire Phoenix Firebird Angel Vengeance and Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Firestorm Firebird-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel Rage, Kuja had his Brumel Cores and Kuja's Eternal Wizard Redemption Mage's Staff of Elemental Magic Redemption Wizard Justice ready and transformed into Super Angel-Genome-Wizard-Dragon-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Celestial Wizard Genome Terra Redemption Draconic Magic Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Celestial Wizard Genome Terra Redemption Draconic Magic Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Celestial Wizard Genome Terra Redemption Draconic Magic Phoenix Angel Hope, Darren Devereaux, Sebastian Mendez, Qin, Clyde and his harem, Baloo, Izuku and his friends, The Z-Fighters, Daggett, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Naruto and his harem, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Demon Slayer Conglomerate, Anatankha, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), The Demon Slayer Corps, The Ghostforce, The Louds' Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Loonatics, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, Mal, Evie, Jay, Carlos, Ben, Heathcliff and his friends, Rita's team, Timmy's friends, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, and his harem, Universe 666 Clyde and his harem, Universe 666 Ets and his harem, my harem, Ed Cowart's harem, Ets' harem, Clyde's harem, Nico's harem, Lord Raiden and the Earthrealm Warriors, and The Royal Defenders got out their weapons, Rayman unholstered his massive Rayman's Eternal Night Dream Morpheus's Celtic Dream Eternal Night Dragon Fairy Phoenix Angel Greatsword of Peaceful Celtic Dream Eternal Night Dragon Fairy Phoenix Angel Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Dragon-Lum-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Eternal Celtic Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Dream Eternal Night Fairy Dragon Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Celtic Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Dream Eternal Night Fairy Dragon Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Eternal Celtic Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Dream Eternal Night Fairy Dragon Phoenix Angel Hope, Juniper Lee unholstered her Juniper Lee's Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Magicstorm Greatsword of Spirit World Magic Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Dragon-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Angel of Divine Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Justice and Divine Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Will, Liam unholstered his massive Liam Hunnicut's Arctic Qailertetang's Holy Arctic Thundersnow Greatsword of Holy Arctic Thundersnow Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Ice Dragon-Yuki-Onna-Musk Ox-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Angel of Divine Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Musk Ox Justice and Divine Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Musk Ox Hope, and Me, Ed Cowart, Ets, Ken, Nicole, Nico, Gage the Hedgehog, and Eli unholstered our massive greatswords and we transformed, and we went after Ma'alefa'ak, and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Blue Fire, Sand, Bubbles, steel orbs, throwing axes, and mythological animals, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.
Then, Lincoln fired a rainbow energy blast that hit Ma'alefa'ak and sent him into a portal that led to The Masters of Evil, and Lincoln also assimilated Ma'alefa'ak's Flight, Levitation, Interstellar travel, Superhuman strength, Superhuman durability, Superhuman endurance, Superhuman speed, Superhuman agility, Superhuman reflexes, Superhuman stamina, Superhuman endurance, Superhuman longevity, Invulnerability, Superhuman senses, Extrasensory perception, Martian vision, Infrared vision, Telescopic vision, Microscopic vision, Electromagnetic spectrum vision, Optic blasts, Shapeshifting, Ultimate regeneration, Size shifting, Density shifting, Elasticity, Intangibility, Matter absorption, Construct creation, Appendage generation, Biological fusion, Biological fission, Possession, Sonic scream, Fire immunity, and Psychic immunity. We cheered as we holstered our weapons and powered down.
Here's part 2
Lincoln: Remember this, Ma'alefa'ak, you try anything fully, and we're gonna burn you to ashes. (To the Pirateangel Sisters) And it's so good to see you and your sisters again, Aria.
Aria Pirateangel: You too, Lincoln, it's been seven years since we last met, and it's so good to see you too, Zola.
Zola (Blue Dragon): You too, Aria.
Lincoln went up to The Pirateangel Sisters and he hugged them, and The Pirateangel Sisters are very surprised at just how much taller, more handsome, and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since they last saw him, and they also felt just how much stronger and how much more muscular he's really become, and they had an atomic red blush on their faces, and the atomic red blush on their faces soon became even deeper when she saw he still has his vampire fangs and massive white angel wings with stars on the feathers and orange and aurora-colored tips on the feathers, large gold halo with four large orbiting gold rings on each corner behind his head, along with hearing his mature, deeper, and manlier voice and seeing the large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on his head, eleven massive and long white wolf tails with rainbow markings and rainbow tips and white rabbit tail with rainbow markings on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, fine hair on his massive forearms, short stubble on his jawline, and chest hair in the middle of his chest, He-Man's chest harness, and many other accessories, and she also met his familiars, the male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, the white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and the white Wolf Familiar, Seiko.
Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I haven't seen you twelve since you were seventeen, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.
Faith Pirateangel: Holy crap, you sure have, you've really grown up to be very big and very strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the cute eleven-year-old little boy into a 18-year-old 8'3" tall, very handsome, and manly man with really massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, and you still have those vampire fangs and massive white angel wings, that's so awesome, and the large white wolf ears on your head and the eleven massive and long white wolf tails with markings and white rabbit tail on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, fine hair on your massive forearms, short beard stubble on your jawline, and chest hair in the middle of your chest and many accessories and gold halo behind your head, that's really new, along with getting He-Man's chest harness.
Hannah Pirateangel: You've really really grown a lot and became a man, but you're still the same kind boy from long ago, plus, you've also grown even more bigger in muscle mass, you can land an airplane on that massive, wider, and more muscular back, squash a melon with those really muscular quads and thighs, and cut a rock into a diamond on those rock-hard eight-pack abs, and there's not even a tape measure long enough to measure that chiseled chest or massive biceps. Plus, we've also met your familiars, and they are really awesome.
Me: And he'd also been hit with massive amounts of cosmic radiation and he'd been imbued with the same powers as me, and he's become truly immortal, and Lincoln, you know these four girls?
Lincoln: Indeed I do, J.D., meet Aria Pirateangel, the Sparkplug Gene-Slammer, Faith Pirateangel, the Fixit Gene-Slammer, Hannah Pirateangel, the Wheelie Gene-Slammer, Nina Pirateangel, the Brains Gene-Slammer, Olive Pirateangel, the Slicedice Gene-Slammer, Rana Pirateangel, the Glacius Gene-Slammer, Tori Pirateangel, the Swelter Gene-Slammer, Xena Pirateangel, the Axion Gene-Slammer, and Yasmin Pirateangel, the Theorem Gene-Slammer A.K.A The Pirateangel Sisters, these nine girls are my Guardian Angels from Michigan and classmates in History, and they are also beautiful and deadly pirates like their sister, Zola. They, Zola, and I have found secret treasures from different parts of the world and even donated them to museums across the world.
Nicole: That's incredible!
Zola (Blue Dragon): Plus, it's easy to tell them apart, Aria has blue hair with matching clothes, Faith has red hair with matching clothes, Hannah has orange hair with matching clothes, Nina has pink hair with matching clothes, Olive has green hair with matching clothes, Rana has marine blue hair with matching clothes, Tori has light yellow hair with matching clothes, Xena has black hair with matching clothes, and Yasmin has white hair with matching clothes.
Selene Arcangela: Yep, and Lincoln made the Pirateangel Sisters beautiful necklaces, and to show thanks, they kissed Lincoln on the lips, and as a result, Lincoln promised that when he comes of age, he will marry Zola and her sisters along with the rest of his harem. Plus, they hate Flip with a blazing passion, the reason why is because he tried to steal the treasures from museums only to get caught by Lincoln, Zola, and her sisters who then beat the crap out of Flip and placed hot wax all over him and ripped it off taking all the hair off Flip and wedgied Flip onto a flagpole.
Eli: (GROWLS) That goddamn mutant cheapskate!
Lincoln: Easy, Eli. I warned you that we're going to kill him and Icky Vicky in December.
Nico: Yeah, you don't want to get bashed on the head by Lincoln, you know how excessively strong he is, right?
Everyone saw the two lumps on my head left by Lincoln because of keeping quiet about my plan: A STUPID MOVE OF MINE!
Eli: Oh.
Luna: Yeah, this is what happens when you pull something stupid and keep others in the dark about your plans.
Luan: Yep, and you wind up getting a lump on the head.
Lincoln: But, you've already learned your lesson, J.D., so you're not getting bashed on the head again, and now that you and your sisters are here, Aria.
Lincoln went up to and hugged each of The Pirateangel Sisters in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, he leaned his head down the right side of their necks, and he slowly bit each of them and he fed on their blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed along with his large gold halo and four orbiting gold rings on each corner of the halo behind his head and eleven massive and long white tails with rainbow tips and rainbow markings. He slowly unlatched his fangs from each of their necks as their necks healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit them.
Aria Pirateangel: Wow, you're still just as gentle as ever when you feed on one of your Guardian Angels, Lincoln.
Suddenly, nine Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of The Pirateangel Sisters with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha along with white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks.
Faith Pirateangel: (Surprised) Lincoln, are these...?!
Lincoln: Yep, that's an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love and an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love, which means you're now part of my harem and my many future wives, Pirateangel Sisters.
The Pirateangel Sisters had a smile on their faces and tears in their eyes as Lincoln still had his massive and powerful muscular arms around them and he leaned down to each of their faces and kissed each of them on the lips and they also returned it, and we cheered for them, then we went up to the four girls, and when Lincoln saw them, he immediately recognized them. The four girls are Sanae Nakazono, Asami Kakinuma, Momoka Kiriyama, and Miyamura Kana from Boy Meets Harem.
Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Sanae Nakazono, Asami Kakinuma, Momoka Kiriyama, and Miyamura Kana from Boy Meets Harem.
Nicole: Whoa, awesome.
Lincoln: Are you girls okay?
Sanae Nakazono: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.
Then, when Sanae Nakazono and the other three girls saw who it was that saved them from Ma'alefa'ak, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 18-year-old 8'3" tall, handsome hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, long wild white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair and large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on top of his head with large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four large orbiting golden rings on each corner behind his head, fine hair on his massive muscular forearms and beard stubble on his jawline, rainbow colored thunderbird with a gold lightning bolt and the Ebonwu Squadron emblem emblazoned on his forehead with Third Eye on his forehead with rainbow iris, rows of straight teeth with vampire fangs, Crest of Miracles on his massive right pec and golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle on his massive left pec, Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his massive, wider, and more muscular back, and on top is the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, Vampire Bat, Werewolf, and Buffalo and a Rinnegan-like marking, and right below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a rainbow kanji with nine magatama in between that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Almighty Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Almighty Master of The Elemental Forces, The Storms, The Cosmos, and The Universe, Master of Hero Personas and Many Powers, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Voice of Reason, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, Golden-Hearted Lover and Father of Many Kids, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Son of Lynn Sr. and Rita Loud, Loving Grandson of Albert Loud and Samuel Loud, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Future Husband, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family, Powerful Alpha Vampire-Werewolf-Cyborg Hybrid, Descendant of The Seventeenth Century Duke Lincoln McLoud of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Archenemy of Max Dillon Also Known as Electro, Destroyer and Slayer of Extremely Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry, Psychotic, Irredeemable Bastards and Tyrants, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, Jack-Of-All-Trades, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True God of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Savior of The Loud House and Michigan, True Immortal Hero, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of Many of Team Loud Phoenix Storm's Branch Teams, Spice Demon of The Loud Family, Surfer of The Legendary Wave Humungadunga, Third-In-Command And Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Emissary of The Cosmos and The Heavens, Ambassador of Harmony, Friendship, Purity, Hope, Courage, and Love, and God of Friendship, Hope, Love, Courage, and Justice Dodgeball Angel King of Gotham Royal York, The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms and Warriors of Japan, Fearsome Defender of His Many Guardian Angels, and Destroyer of The House of Damaskinos", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it on his broad left shoulder, and Mark of Manhood tattoo of a male bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" on his massive left muscular forearm, and he had his Rabbit Miraculous, Eini, with him, his male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, his white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and his white Wolf Familiar, Seiko, along with Darkus Battle Ax Vladitor, Darkus Omega Leonidas, Pyrus Omega Leonidas, Haos Omega Leonidas, Subterra Omega Leonidas, Ventus Omega Leonidas, and Ventus Omega Leonidas.
He had his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Almighty Eternal Friendship Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds, The Sickle Swords of Hinon, and the purified Universe 666 version of The Miracle Box holstered on his wider and muscular back, his large orange Crystal Saber, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, his Omnipotent Elemental Thunderbird Phoenix Angel of Universal Harmonious Loud Justice, Mythological Hope, and Eternal Love Almighty Book, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Elemental Harmony on his left hip, his Eater of Sins revolver and Elemental Universal Thunderbird hand-cannon Blaster holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation and embedded Stone of Gelel on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted gold metal bands with multi-colored on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, large gold cuff Bracers of The Champions of the Universe with large rainbow gems on his large wrists with the Dragon Ball Bracelet on the left large gold cuff bracer and other bracelets merged with the left large gold cuff Bracer and large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony shrunk to the size of a gem on top, massive indestructible white angel wings with stars and orange and aurora-colored tips on the large white feathers and eleven massive and long powerful white wolf tails with rainbow tips and rainbow markings with white rabbit tail on top of the eleven massive and long white wolf tails, he has on He-Man's chest harness with colored gems on the orange crisscross straps and gold metal circular chest plate with phoenix carved on it and surrounded by red gems and on the back of the straps is a kanji that said Lincoln Loud, Truly Loving Gold-Hearted Brother, Son, Grandson, and Father, and he was dressed in an orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long white trenchcoat coattails with Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Moonlight, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Great Old Ones, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids on the coattails and they also had intense powerful rainbow hot flames coming off them and hanging mini silver lightning bolts on the coattails held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large golden buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and large rainbow gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large royal blue pants with rainbow fire and multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs, and large gold armored knee-high boots with colored gems on them, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with rainbow gems for eyes the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, and Eternity Kanjis on the heads, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and rainbow crystal links from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with a large rainbow Thunderbird-shaped Element of Harmony and a large silver Buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, and Eternity Kanjis on its head for the pendant on his bare chest with chest hair in the center of his chest, large white and gold accented Elemental Choker of Eternal Love and Thunderbird pendant on his neck, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, his Ring of The Phoenix large multi-colored gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Werewolf, and Buffalo on his right ring finger, Blue Lantern ring on his left ring finger and small planets orbiting around his fingers like rings, claws on his fingers with gold armored finger claws over his fingers, he has eleven large multi-colored orbs orbiting around his legs and ten multi-colored smaller orbs orbiting around his waist and circling around his feet on the floor are eleven golden crosses with angelic runes and an immense rainbow protective aura with swirling elements around him.
Sanae Nakazono: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet the rest of you.
Lincoln made three clones of himself, and he and his clones went up to the girls, and they hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they leaned down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the thick muscular necks of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene, and he slowly bit them and he fed on their blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as them, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed along with his large gold halo and four orbiting gold rings on each corner of the halo behind his head. He then slowly unlatched his fangs from their necks as their necks healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit them.
Sanae Nakazono: (Seductively and rubs her hands on Lincoln's massive pecs) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.
Suddenly, four Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Sanae Nakazono, Asami Kakinuma, Momoka Kiriyama, and Miyamura Kana with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha along with white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks. We returned to the World Tree Estate, and the rest of the team was shocked to find out the villain we went after was Ma'alefa'ak, the evil younger twin brother and archenemy of Martian Manhunter.
But, when Lincoln showed what we did in brutally thrashing that monster, and Lincoln firing an energy blast that hit Ma'alefa'ak and sent him to The Masters of Evil and also assimilating his powers and abilities, everyone cheered and hugged us and Lincoln's harem kissed him on the cheeks. Lincoln and the Pirateangel Sisters have a lot of catching up to do, now that they're back in town.
Maria: Whoa, so you went after J'onn's evil twin brother?! I would've thought you'd burn him to ashes for what he's done.
Lincoln: Nah, besides, we condemned him to eternal servitude in The Masters of Evil, and he also knows that with the number of fire users on both teams, he'll be destroyed if he tries anything funny.
Nico: That's right.
Me: He better not try anything funny, or he's through.
After taking down Ma'alefa'ak and condemning him to eternal forced servitude in The Masters of Evil, we were training intensely in the gym, doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and we were also doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get our eleven massive and long wolf tails even more stronger than ever as well, and when The Pirateangel Sisters saw Lincoln doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear his mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, they had an atomic red blush on their faces, hearts in their eyes, and their noses were bleeding.
Aria Pirateangel: My God, I was right that Lincoln's really grown into a 18-year-old, 8'3" tall, really big, handsome, sexy, and extremely super strong manly man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs really hard at work, and really working out with those 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells and he's not even getting tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan, and he's also doing 900,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, and he now looks even more ripped than ever.
Faith Pirateangel: He's definitely been continuing on bodybuilding and working out even more for many years, and because of that along with the combination of his diet plan that we gave him, along with his hyperpuberty and genes, he'd gained the powerful and massive body that all bodybuilders could only dream of.
Hannah Pirateangel: If anyone tried to mess with him now, they were in for a world of hurt and trouble, and he's always been there to defend and protect us from Chandler, his goons, Pablo, Anderson, and Hawk and Hank at school or out in public, and he was also quick to defend us from Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan if they get out of search control again, along with Killjoy Huggins.
Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under a lot of very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, girls, and I can still defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger and bigger in muscle mass, I've also gotten smarter as well.
Nina Pirateangel: That's incredible, and we'd already known just how strong you were long ago ever since you did some wrestling and working out with some of the other Guardian Angels long ago, and we're so proud of just how much stronger you've gotten, and just how much taller you've gotten, along with getting that much bigger in muscle mass, and you've also been getting smarter as well.
Me: You got that right, plus, we heard all of the stories from Lincoln about you girls and about how you all helped him in his training to become an emerging hero before Team Loud Phoenix Storm was formed, and how he grew from the little boy from years ago into the really big, really strong, and really powerful man we know today.
Olive Pirateangel: I knew it was only a matter of time before he told everyone that story.
Nico: Yep. So, girls, what memories did you have with Lincoln?
The Pirateangel Sisters played a video on the big screen and it shows Lincoln, Zola, and The Pirateangel Sisters at Lake Huron: Lincoln was in a pair of orange shorts and sandals and shirtless and Zola and The Pirateangel Sisters were in blue two-piece bikinis and sandals, and they were all having fun swimming at the lake.
Past Aria Pirateangel: This is really awesome, I love coming to Lake Huron.
Past Lincoln: Same here.
Past Faith Pirateangel: Plus, with all the work you've been doing with cleaning up the lake and all the other lakes in Michigan, it's also a cleaner place for all marine life.
LOUD BELLOW OF RAGE!
Suddenly, they heard a loud bellow of rage and caught the undeniable stench of B.O.
Past Lincoln: Oh great, there's no mistaking that loud bellow from anywhere. Get out here, Flip, I can smell the stink lines coming off you and your sweaty pits!
Suddenly, they saw Flip come out, and he was really out for blood again, then, he charged like a mad bull and was about to attack Lincoln, but Lincoln punched him and sent him flying into a tree. He got back out, but he roared and beat his chest like a gorilla, now he was really pissed.
Past Lincoln: Okay, you asked for it, you stupid three butt-cheeked hairy mutant ape!
Lincoln's massive white angel wings spread out and he had his massive greatsword in hand, and we knew it meant trouble when that happens. Flip bellowed again and went at Lincoln, but he reared his right fist back, and he landed a mean uppercut to Flip's fat hairy stomach knocking the wind out of him, and then, he unleashed a massive storm of slashes from his massive greatsword and fired water blasts at Flip, and even fired blasts of hot wax on Flip, and then, Lincoln ripped it off and took all of Flip's hair with it and he screamed. Then, Lincoln reared his left fist back and gave him a nasty punch to the face that sent him flying right back to prison as the video ended.
Me: (LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY) THAT STILL CRACKS ME UP TO THIS DAY!
Lincoln: Flip was such an idiot, he clearly didn't know when to quit.
Nico: Jeez.
Faith Pirateangel: And we all had fun with Lincoln. But, of course, that three butt-cheeked mutant stupid cheapskate hairy ape had to show up and ruin everything because he still wanted to kill Lincoln again for ruining his scams! I wanted to punch his empty head hard, but Lincoln sent him flying with one punch, but when he got out, that's when Lincoln got serious.
Aria Pirateangel: He had it coming. Flip is an idiot!
Zola (Blue Dragon): And it was also all your doing that Lincoln transformed extremely from the cute 11-year-old boy we knew since childhood to an extremely rugged, handsome, manly, sexy, and super imposing mountain of a muscular hunk.
Lincoln's Guardian Angels gasped.
Nicholette Torrington: Uh, Zola, need I remind you of saying those sorts of words about Lincoln?
Suddenly, Lincoln put down the heavy weights and he made clones of himself and walked up to Zola and the Pirateangel Sisters and turned them around to face them, and then, they leaned down and kissed them full on in the lips with that kind of intensity, passion, and energy, they'd literally given in and they wrapped their arms around the thick necks of Lincoln and his clones and he and his clones wrapped their massive muscled arms around their waists and as they brought them in closer, their chests pressed against their massive pecs and their stomachs pressed against their eight-pack abs. When Lincoln and his clones slowly separated their lips from Zola and her sisters' lips, Zola and her sisters' faces were all red from the very intense make-out and their eyes literally turned to hearts.
Zola (Blue Dragon) and the Pirateangel Sisters: (In Heaven) That...was...so...hot!
Bertha Sellington: We warned you, Zola, those sorts of compliments cause him to go ahead and engage in a full all-out make-out with any member of his harem who say those compliments.
Girl Jordan: You think that's hot, we always wind up getting covered in kisses from him every night, we consider that tattoos of his undying love for us.
Nico: And a clear warning that if any moron messes with his future wives, they are worse than dead.
We got a shower afterwards, and then, Lincoln, 5-Volt, Ulti, Simulator Éclair, Lara the Lesser Succubus, Lina the Lilim, and Nina the Night Gaunt are heading to Emerald Coast.
Lincoln snapped his fingers, and the 18-year-old, white-haired, 8'3", handsome and extremely muscular man had on his new large orange and black speedo with a Thunderbird and a lightning bolt surrounded by elemental forces and stars on it with rainbow flames coming off the speedo, orange sandals, his jewelry and accessories, and he had his weapons holstered in case of trouble.
And 5-Volt, Ulti, Simulator Éclair, Lara the Lesser Succubus, Lina the Lilim, and Nina the Night Gaunt are dressed in two-piece colored bikinis The Musiqidandi Sisters made for them, colored sandals, and they had their weapons holstered in case of trouble. Plus, we found out 5-Volt, Ulti, Simulator Éclair, Lara the Lesser Succubus, Lina the Lilim, and Nina the Night Gaunt all had feelings for Lincoln, and he also had feelings for them, and he also saved them all from an ambush by a group of musclebound thugs Flip hired to kill them, Lincoln sucked out their muscle mass, virility, strength, blood, and life energy as it killed them all which made those buttfaces go insane with anger, until Lincoln fired energy blasts at those buttfaces and more gold and jewels and treasures came out of them, but they also got to keep their heads up, they got word that mutant has sent more muscle-bound thugs to kill them.
Lara the Lesser Succubus: Wow, so, this is Seaside Hill, it sure is beautiful.
Lincoln: It sure is, Lara, and it's perfect for our first date. Shall we?
Lincoln, 5-Volt, Ulti, Simulator Éclair, Lara the Lesser Succubus, Lina the Lilim, and Nina the Night Gaunt dived into the waters and they had fun swimming in the ocean, and they also saw the creatures that lived there, then, they went back to the beach and they had an awesome volleyball match, and 5-Volt, Ulti, Simulator Éclair, Lara the Lesser Succubus, Lina the Lilim, and Nina the Night Gaunt got an extremely massive and deep atomic red blush on their faces when they saw Lincoln lift thirteen massive 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells Lincoln summoned in his large and strong hands and thirteen massive and long white wolf tails.
But then, they saw the hulking muscle-bound thugs that Flip hired coming after them, but Lincoln grabbed each of them one by one and he sucked out all of their muscle mass, strength, and virility and made them thin as rakes and completely weak and he set them on fire and sent them to The Black Gates forever.
Lincoln: Nice try, you stupid mutant!
Then, they had some lunch, and then, as the sun was about to set, Lincoln made clones of himself and he and his clones went up to 5-Volt, Ulti, Simulator Éclair, Lara the Lesser Succubus, Lina the Lilim, and Nina the Night Gaunt and they hugged the girls in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and 5-Volt, Ulti, Simulator Éclair, Lara the Lesser Succubus, Lina the Lilim, and Nina the Night Gaunt placed their hands on the massive pecs of Lincoln and his clones, and then, they shared a passionate and romantic kiss and he also marked them as he slowly sank his fangs into them and fed on their blood. They came back home to The World Tree Estate, and Nico and I saw Lincoln covered in kisses on his face, body, and eight-pack abs.
Me: (Whistles) Wow, it looks like you really had a good time at Emerald Coast, eh, Lincoln?
Lincoln: (In Heaven) It...was...so... AWESOME!
Suddenly, six Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of 5-Volt, Ulti, Simulator Éclair, Lara the Lesser Succubus, Lina the Lilim, and Nina the Night Gaunt with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha and white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks.
Lily the Mermaid: Whoa, now 5-Volt, Ulti, Simulator Éclair, Lara the Lesser Succubus, Lina the Lilim, and Nina the Night Gaunt are in your harem.
Yamiga: When we introduced them to Lincoln, they fell in love at first sight, and they also engaged in a full all-out make-out session and when they were done, Lincoln was literally in a daze and he also had his hair ruffled up and his face and body covered in lipstick marks.
Me: Awesome.
Jenna: And Flip had some nerve trying to kill them, that mutant is just making things much worse for himself.
Serena Logan: I always knew that stupid mutant cheapskate was and always will be nothing but fucking trouble, and he's just making things worse for himself.
Rarity: And trying to kill 5-Volt, Ulti, Simulator Éclair, Lara the Lesser Succubus, Lina the Lilim, and Nina the Night Gaunt, now that repulsive ape is really going to get it.
Lincoln: And we also had a run-in with more of the hulking muscle-bound hired thugs they sent to kill us yet again, but I sucked out their muscle mass, strength, and virility and killed them all and sent them to The Black Gates, and that mutant should be screaming with pure vengeance and hate at us in 3...2...1!
Suddenly, we heard Flip scream and bellow with extreme hatred and rage and cursing right at us, and now, that moron has officially lost his mind.
Maria: (Flips Flip the middle finger) Yeah, up yours, you mutant moronic cheapskate!
Nico: Even after we kicked Flip's miserable hide, that mutant still refuses to quit!
Lincoln: Same with Lewis Travolta, Dark Amy, Icky Vicky, Billy McLean, Pablo, Anderson, and the other jerks at Dad's restaurant, but it's much more fun to see their thugs get killed by me.
Me: It sure is, and it's so much more fun seeing them blow their stacks!
We then saw Lincoln form a viewing window, and then, Lincoln snapped his fingers.
SNAPS FINGERS!
We saw a massive funnel appeared in Flip's mouth, and then, massive cartons of the extremely powerful laxatives that Shizuka and her sisters used on Killjoy Huggins and Lewis Travolta appeared over the funnel.
Me: (GASPS) ARE THOSE...?!
Nico: The extremely powerful laxatives Shizuka and her sisters used on Killjoy Huggins and Lewis Travolta?!
Luna: DO IT, BRO!
Then, the extremely powerful laxatives were dumped into Flip's mouth and the funnel was removed. Then, Flip's stomach gurgled and rumbled, and then...!
MASSIVELY LOUD AND EXTREMELY WET FART!
Flip farted and massive tons of gold, jewels, gems, and other currencies exploded out of his three-cheeked butt like crazy!
Flip stopped farting like crazy.
Lincoln: That's for trying to get your musclebound thugs to murder me and the girls in my harem, you disgusting three butt-cheeked mutant!
Nico: Jeez. Those laxatives are really powerful, I still remember when you tried that prank on me years ago, Connor, but that failed.
Me: Because of you using Walker's powers.
Connor Chan: Flip's really pissing me off now, if he does this again, I'm gonna shove a grenade down his throat!
Nico: Connor, I know you're angry, but we're saving it for December 1st when we kill him, Icky Vicky, and Xehanort. Now, don't even think of getting into the weapons room or I'm telling Dad!
Connor Chan: Tattle tale.
Later it was time for another awesome Super Mario Galaxy 2 Adventure.
Nico: Rolling Masterpiece Galaxy is next.
Me: Ooh! That's a perfect Artist themed galaxy.
Sunset Shimmer: Me and Laney will go with because we're artists ourselves.
Laney: We sure are.
Nico: You 2 would definitely fit right in. Anyone else?
Lisa Loud: Me and Levi will surely accompany you for this Nico.
Nico: Okay then. Lets head in.
They went in and the Simulator activated and they found themselves in ROLLING MASTERPIECE GALAXY! And it was an amazing artist world.
Nico: Wow!
Sunset Shimmer: This is amazing!
Laney: Boy it sure is!
Nico: Any tips, Nicole?
Nicole: (On the radio) Well just do what you did before in Rolling Green Galaxy.
Nico: Okay then.
Nico got on a ball with the star in it.
Nico: Here we go.
?: Let us help too.
2 figures came. One was a girl with orange hair, red eyes and had red, orange and yellow clothes, fire angel wings and a tiara with the symbol of the Cald Moonland on it and the same symbol on her skirt and she had a fire sword. The second girl had red hair, red eyes and red clothes and fire angel wings and had a tiara with the symbol of fire on it and the same symbol on her skirt.
Claudia Cald: Claudia Cald, Embodiment of the Volcanic Moonland of Cald.
Freya Fire: Freya Fire, Embodiment of Fire Man.
Lola and Lexx: Freya Fire!? Wow!
Nico: Wow awesome to meet you girls.
Sunset Shimmer: Same here.
Claudia Cald: Same here to all of you.
Freya Fire: And Lola and Lexx it's so great to hear your voices again.
Claudia Cald: We can talk later.
Nico: Okay lets get this star to the end.
Levi: Nico, allow me to relieve you of the burden of having to roll the ball.
Nico: Okay then Levi.
Levi got on the ball instead.
Nico: This is gonna be good. Lets roll! Literally!
They were off.
ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN! ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN! ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN! ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN! RAWHIDE!
Lisa Loud: It appears the Goombas aren't taking kindly to this!
Sunset Shimmer: Then lets go kick some butt!
Laney: Artist style!
Laney used the Abaranger Gear and got the Quill and drew fireballs and they hit numerous Goombas and blasted them all over!
Sunset Shimmer: Nice one Laney!
She fired waves of fire and blasted the Goombas all over the place.
Nico: Yeah!
Lisa and Levi blasted the Goombas with gears.
Nico: (gets out Puff and U Foes' Ridewatches) Time for some chemistry between us!
He activated them and fired waves of chemicals and blasted the Goombas all over.
Nico: Oh yeah!
Claudia Cald: And taste the fires of the Inferno!
Claudia and Freya fired waves of fire and blasted the Goombas all over.
Nico: (laughs) It was ice for my rescue and now, it's fire here!
Claudia Cald: That is awesome. And Fire and Ice have been going all out with each other since the dawn of the universe.
Laney: They sure have.
They got to the end and the ball shattered and then out came the star!
They went and got it.
YOU GOT A STAR!
Nico: YEAH!
Freya Fire: That was awesome!
Laney: Yeah!
Lisa Loud: A successful adventure!
They all high five.
Lisa Loud: Please tell us how you met my younger sibling unit and her male counterpart.
Freya Fire: Well I met Lola and Lexx when we were at a pageant.
Sunset Shimmer: Did you really?
Freya Fire: Yeah my powers as the Embodiment of Fire Man gave me a huge growth spurt. I was only 6 when I got my powers and now here I am in the body of a 17 year old girl. Big growth promotion.
Nico: That is awesome.
Freya Fire: Yep. Me and Lola won the Little Miss Firestorm Pageant. It was awesome.
Lola: It sure was and we tied for that one. They gave us both trophies and crowns.
Lexx: That was fun to watch. Even though I'm not into pageants I liked it.
Nico: That is cool. Would you two like to join the team?
Claudia Cald: We would be honored.
They came out and we cheered for them.
Later we were watching TV and then Robin came.
Robin: You guys want to go to the zoo with us?
Me: Sure!
Fluttershy: Oh the zoo is perfect.
Lana: Awesome. Count me in.
Me: Lets go.
We were off.
We later arrived and it was awesome.
Becca Chang: Awesome you guys are here.
Me: Thanks Becca. It's gonna be awesome.
Jim: Yan Lin, I'll never regret meeting you.
Yan Lin: Me neither Jim. That was awesome.
Hay Lin: Meeting my grandma was so fun for you.
Jim: It sure was.
Me: Lets check out the gorillas.
Nico: Okay.
We went and did so.
Batman: These look very dangerous.
Me: Gorillas have been part of our human evolutionary chain for a long time.
Varie: Yep.
Poromon: Ah these big dumb apes don't look so tough!
They gave the gorillas raspberries!
Me: Uh guys.
Then the gorillas ROARED!
Me: UH OH!
Jim: I remember that you helped free Claire from Evil Morgan Le Fay.
Yan Lin: That was awesome and fun.
Hay Lin: It sure was.
Claire: I can't believe I smoked Marijuana back then!
Hook: You guys shouldn't have done that!
The gorillas roared and went at them!
But Kerchak and Tarzan went in front of the gorillas and roared and beat their chests and stopped them.
Nico: Whoa!
Eli: Yeah!
Me: Never underestimate the power of the alpha leader of a family of gorillas.
Nico: Not sure that's what the leader of a family of gorillas is. But that is cool.
The gorillas submitted to Tarzan and Kerchak.
Yan Lin: Techincally, you smoked weed. And then tried making Lincoln smoke some.
Claire: I still can't believe I did that.
Hay Lin: Also Marijuana and Weed are the same thing Grandma.
Yan Lin: Yes that's right.
Jim: Thank goodness we snapped her out of it.
Ratchet: (sighs in relief) For a minute, I thought you guys were gonna get beaten up.
Me: Yeah me too.
Poromon: Yeah no kidding.
Me: But thank goodness Tarzan and Kerchak stopped them.
Eli: That is for sure. But that was awesome.
Me: Yep. It sure was.
Yan Lin: And anyway, we took down Evil Morgan Le Fay on my big mission.
Jim: We sure did and that was awesome.
Me: It sure was.
Brittney: The most powerful evil sorceress ever known from 1,500 years ago was defeated.
Laney: Yep.
Varie: That was fun.
Camille: You owe these gorillas an apology!
Poromon: Aww do we have to? They don't understand us.
Nico: (Sternly) Poromon?
Poliwag: We really should.
Nico: Do it or no beer for a month!
Horsea: You're right.
They went over and apologized.
Me: Good.
Qin: Yeah.
Varie: Don't ever do that again.
Nico: Yeah.
Poromon: Okay okay okay.
Me: Good.
We later went back to the estate..
Nico: Now, what have we learned today?
Poromon: Never poke around with bad animals like gorillas.
Nico: Good.
Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes, the rainbow iris of his Third Eye, his cutie mark tattoo on his back and Thunderbolt cutie mark with circle of surrounding elements on his massive left pec glowed, and he had a vision, and he saw who it was that we're going to confront today: it was none other than Baby Dahl, she's escaped from Arkham Asylum and she still wants revenge for the flopping of her career. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.
Lincoln: Oh dear God!
Lincoln sounded the alarm and we rushed in.
Nico: We heard the alarm, what's wrong, Lincoln?
Lincoln: Nico, everyone, we've got a seriously huge emergency. I just had a vision and I saw who it was that we're going to confront today, it's none other than Baby Dahl, she's escaped from Arkham Asylum and she still wants revenge for the flopping of her career.
I gasped.
Me: WHAT?!
Nico: Oh man, I remembered hearing that you guys defeated her years ago and sent her to prison. So, what are we going to do?
Lincoln: We need to redeem her, she went insane because her career flopped, she became this due to a disease that kept her from aging. Plus, back in the old days, we defeated her back when we were reckless and unknowingly infected by The Dark Orbs. So, we're going to approach this with the very intention of redeeming her.
Me: Good idea.
Eli: Yeah.
Camie: Who is Baby Doll?
Juran: I was just about to ask. Who is she anyway.
Me: Her name is Mary Louise Dahl and she is a washed up comedy show star.
I went over her history.
Mary Louise Dahl, known better by her alias Baby Doll is the main antagonist in Batman: The Animated Series episode Baby-Doll. She is a former TV star became an insane criminal who suffers from hypoplasia, a medical condition that prevents her from physically aging. Although popular with many fans, she has yet to make any major appearances in any of the mainstream comics or other DC media.
She is voiced by Laraine Newman.
Past
Marion Louise "Mary" Dahl, was a TV actress who was born with systemic hypoplasia, a rare condition which kept her from ever growing, meaning that she spent all of her life looking like a toddler. She became famous for a brief period when she played the title character in the fictitious TV sitcom "Love That Baby" (when she was 20, though she still looked like she was 5). She and the show were wildly popular, but as the series got older, the ratings dwindled. In the final season, the producers of the show decided to add a new character; Baby Doll's cousin who was called Spunky. Baby Doll was angry at Spunky because she thought that he was stealing her spotlight, especially on one occasion on her birthday episode, where she got her face pushed into her birthday cake by Spunky. Furious, she left the show in order to turn herself into a proper dramatic actress. Her first role other than Baby Doll was in Macbeth.
Unfortunately, the reviews for the play and her acting were terrible, ruining Mary's chances of becoming a popular celebrity. When her career went down the tubes, she tried to get Baby Doll back on the air because it had been cancelled when she left, but the networks turned her down (if mostly because she was difficult to work with). After that, Mary tried to get any job that came her way but was always shunned and never got the role. Without any jobs coming her way, Mary went through a rough, depressing period of her life where she realised that the only time when she had been truly happy was when she was in the show as Baby-Doll, when she used to have a "family" in the show and was adored by millions of viewers.
Batman: The Animated Series
Keeping her persona as Baby Doll permanently, Baby goes around with her 2 hired thugs as well as her personal caretaker Mariam, and kidnaps all of the original cast of Love That Baby, bringing them together so that she can get revenge on Spunky and her fellow cast members. She ties all of the actors up in the Baby Doll sets and bought along a birthday cake. After pushing Spunky's head into the cake, she then gets a stick of TNT, putd it on the cake like a candle and lit it, planning to blow up the cast members. Spunky ruins her plan by grabbing the TNT with his mouth and throwing it to the other end of the studio, throwing it far enough away that it explodes without hurting anybody. Batman crashes into the room and reveals that the actor who played Spunky wasn't the actor but is actually Robin in disguise. After Batman and Robin had realised what Baby Doll was doing, they had gone to the actor, told him what was going to happen and the man had let Robin take his identity. When Robin had been captured, he had sent a radio signal to Batman who traced it and found out where Baby Doll was.
While Robin releases the captives, Batman chases Baby into a nearby fair, and then into a Fun House. Inside the Fun House, Baby comes across a hall of mirrors. Within one of the distorted mirrors, Baby sees herself as an adult, how she believes she should look. Knowing this to be fake, just as her character, Baby Doll shopts and breaks all of the mirrors before breaking down mentally and running out of bullets. When the Batman walks up to her, she goes peacefully, uttering her infamous catchphrase "I didn't mean to".
When I was done everyone that hadn't heard about it was shocked.
Twilight Sparkle: Oh man! She's an adult trapped in a kids body.
Nico: Yeah we've seen this before. Remember Leena Klammer? She was like that.
Laney: Yep.
Me: This is her show right here.
I showed Love That Baby and it showed what she did there. It was funny!
Applejack: (LAUGHS) That is a funny show!
Eli: (LAUGHS) It sure is!
Me: Yeah she did a great job in that show.
Lola: I was too blind to realize it but that show was really funny.
Lisa Loud: (LAUGHS) Indeed. It was funny and very humorous.
Nico: I've actually heard about this disease she has before. It's wacky. Now, keep in mind this is not the same as us being immortal.
Me: No this is completely different. Her disease may have stopped her from PHYSICALLY aging but not in terms of natural aging due to time.
Nico: Yep.
Camie: Yeah. But man she looks like she's around 5 years old.
Me: Yeah.
Ink Rose: And nature dealt her some really bad cards. She's stuck in this for life.
Nico: At least when we transform, our ages increase.
Me: Yeah.
Lynn: We may not age after that but we grow in height, power and skill when that happens. We transformed from our normal ages into that of 21 year old kids.
Nico: I know. What an ascension.
Me: Yep. But poor Mary. She will be stuck like this forever. But thankfully. I can help her. She may not think her adult body is real. But to us, it IS real.
I had my hand glow blue.
Nico: I have a feeling I know what you will do J.D.
Me: Yep. Give her a nice NORMAL life in a normal grown up body.
Nico: And not like when you guys were infected by the Dark Orbs.
Laney: That's right.
Nico: And put her in the Masters of Evil.
Me: And the Redemption Squad.
Nico: Wow.
The Previous group came.
Dark Leo: Can me, my brothers, Captain Cold, Man Ray, Major Disaster, Cluemaster, Common Cold, Beast Man, Doctor Octopus, Riddler, and Eris go with you guys?
Dark Don: I've been researching on the disease Baby Doll has.
Me: You have? Cool.
Nico: Nice. And yes you all can come with us.
Qin: Awesome.
Fangry: Boss, which Gene Slammer do you think you'll meet next?
Nico: Turbo Man next. That's the only one left out of the Mega Man 7 robots.
Qin: Awesome.
Me: A fast one. Nice.
Laney: Yep.
Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes, the rainbow iris of his Third Eye, his cutie mark tattoo on his back and Thunderbolt cutie mark with circle of surrounding elements on his massive left pec glowed, and the rainbow colored iris of Lincoln, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., and Rita's Third Eye, and everyone else's Third Eye glowed even more and our rainbow energy auras, rainbow protective auras, and rainbow fire auras flared up even more, as they sensed a massively powerful energy signal with their eyes and the Force, and they saw who the figure was in the vision: the figure is none other than Universe 666 Cui, the next of Universe 666 Sebastian's resurrected mind-controlled minions, and that lunatic has sent him out to kill us. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.
Lincoln: Oh dear God!
Rayman: I can guess that we got big trouble heading our way. Lincoln, who was it that you saw?
Lincoln: You guessed it, Rayman, and this is someone that we're so not going to like one bit. Nico, everyone, we've got a seriously huge emergency. I just had a vision and I saw who it was that we're going to confront today, the person is none other than Universe 666 Frieza, the next of Universe 666 Sebastian's resurrected mind-controlled minions, and that lunatic has sent him out to kill us.
We gasped.
Buster Bunny: Just like Sebastian before his Dark Side was removed, he always sent those he didn't trust ever to do his dirty work, and there were a lot of them whom he never could trust.
Lexi Bunny: And it makes sense for him to send Universe 666 Frieza after us. Let me handle him, I'm not letting him get out of this, but Sebastian, I'm gonna need you to go into Demon Angel Mode for this.
The toons freaked out and did wild takes galore, and our jaws dropped to the floor!
CLANG!
Eli put our jaws back!
Babs Bunny: WHAT?! Lexi, are you crazy?! You're asking the very person, the dark murderous demon who terrorized Acme Acres and the Earth the Z-Fighters came from before it merged with our Earth for years, to join in?! He'll kill him in the same exact manner as our Frieza.
Lexi Bunny: I know that, but this needs to be done. If Universe 666 Frieza wants to cause destruction and untold chaos in Universe 666 Sebastian's name, he's got another thing coming. So, what better way to respond to that than by getting the one person who utterly despised Frieza for always double-crossing him and going against him whenever he got the chance.
Nico: I like the way you think, Lexi, awesome!
Lincoln: I just know that a lot of blood is going to be spilled as a result.
Nico: Yeah, but with Lola and Babs also joining in, they'll get Sebastian under control should his dark urge to kill rise again. Alright, gang, let's go, we need to redeem Baby Dahl at once.
Lincoln: And make her see reason once more, and once we do that, you're next, Universe 666 Frieza.
Lexi Bunny: Even if you're not as bad as the one we absolutely despise, you're still going down hard, and we're going to also unleash the very demon who your Prime Universe counterpart despised so much.
Babs Bunny: Blood's about to be spilled once more.
Lola Bunny: There will be no escape for you, you twisted monstrosity.
Lincoln put up a rainbow energy field around The World Tree Estate and all of us headed out to help redeem Baby Dahl, and once we get done with helping her, Lexi Bunny, Babs Bunny, and Lola Bunny are going to take down Universe 666 Frieza and break Universe 666 Sebastian's control over him.
We were off to the city.
We were walking through the city.
Man Ray: Let's head to the Batcave first.
Dark Mikey: Good idea.
Me: I was just about to suggest that.
Nico: I'll have Commissioner Gordan meet us there.
Eli: Okay.
We went to Wayne Manor.
We later arrived at Wayne Manor and went to the Batcave.
Me: Here we are.
Lola: The Batcave. Awesome to see this place again.
Varie: Been a while.
Batcave: Feels good to be back.
Commissioner Gordan: Thank goodness you all called me here.
Me: Glad you could come Jim. I take it you heard about Baby Doll breaking out of Arkham?
Commissioner Gordan: We just got the word about it.
Lincoln: I already sent clones out to get the former crew of Love That Baby to the Estate for Protection.
Me: Fast thinking Lincoln.
Shadow the Hedgehog: Good thinking
Nico: Yep.
Commissioner Gordan: Thank goodness. Now we won't have to worry about Mary doing what she did before. Wow you guys have changed a lot.
Me: We have had a lot of challenges since we faced Mary Dahl the first time and also we found out that we were suffering from Dark Orb Contamination.
Commissioner Gordan: I get it. The dark orbs were poisoning you with something that made you different and making you think irrationally.
Me: Exactly.
Nico: It's a really crazy story.
Laney: Yeah.
Riddler: It is crazy. Riddle me this commissioner how have you been?
Commissioner Gordan: Good Nygma. Glad you're having a good job in the M.O.E.
Cluemaster: That's good.
Dark Raph: How about we make ourselves at home?
Batman: Got plenty of room.
We got sofas and stuff made from plants ready.
Qin: Are you doing all right since Nokama's big day mission Commissioner?
Commissioner Gordan: I sure am Qin thank you. And is Penelope Lang doing okay?
Me: She's fully recovered and is now in the M.O.E.
Nico: Let me confirm that the Dark Orbs weren't why I Wanted to let her die at first.
Spinister: Boss was willing to make the decision to keep everyone safe. Especially since us threatening her was used by Team Buktu to nearly win against us
Commissioner Gordan: Oh man I've heard about all that with Team Buktu. That was awful! But to be honest I didn't believe anything that they said about themselves being heroes.
Me: Good. Albedo is the only one out of all of them that had a change of heart.
Commissioner Gordan: That is true. I'm glad he saw the error of his ways.
Me: Don't worry. Me and Diamond Tiara gave Penelope a good talking to and she finally understands the error of her ways.
Diamond Tiara: I understood what she went through because I was like her once. It's a long story.
Commissioner Gordan: Ahh from one standpoint to another. Good thinking there.
Nico: And it helped big time. Because all she needed was a friend.
Doctor Octopus: Nico, I realize you were just trying to protect everyone. But I hope you realize that not letting Penelope die was the right thing to do.
Nico: Yes and looking back I can't believe I was acting like that. But thank goodness I'm not anymore.
Me: Good. Lets focus on the matter at hand.
Tanya Anyanova: I just figured something out. Mary Dahl is in every way like me. I was like her once.
Anna Anyanova: It's a really nasty story.
Proto Man: Lee Aaker never has this problem.
Nico: No he didn't.
Me: Also I did some research and it wasn't just celebrities that had this kind of problem but numerous high profile criminals too. Remember Leena Klammer?
Nico: How can we forget?
Laney: And a bunch of gangsters too. Like Babyface Boretti.
Eris: Geez.
Me: I know.
Camie: Yeah crazy.
Nico: And we all have had our shares with gangsters and more.
Me: But Baby Doll is different. She's just lost. She's like a grown up stuck in a five-year old girls body.
Skarr: Doing God knows what right now.
Me: Yeah. But this time we have a new tactic and that is people that understand how she feels.
Laney: Yeah. People that know that Fame can become a disease and it can go to your head and make you crazy.
Lola: That's right.
Me: But also she's a woman that needs her disease cured.
Riddler: As someone who came from Gotham here, I can safely say that I feel bad for her.
Me: Me too. Next to Victor Fries who was trying to cure Nora, Baby Doll is one of the villains that Batman knows that I feel sorry for.
Lily: Too bad my water doesn't work on diseases like hers.
Me: But maybe my powers can. This will be the first time I tried it on something like this.
Nico: Yeah.
Chaor: Maybe Alien X can help as added power.
Me: Not a bad idea.
Camie: Yeah.
Carla Wong III: I'll help out too. I am a Celestialsapien Gene-slammer after all.
Me: Thanks guys.
Nico: Where there's a will there's a way. All right lets go find her.
Eli: (Concentrates) She's hiding out in the studio.
Me: That's where we faced her the last time.
Commissioner Gordon: Out of curiosity, Nico, what DID convince you to help Penelope in the end.
Nico:...my dad yelling at me. I listen to him when he's angry.
Beast Man: As a father yourself, you can probably relate.
Commissioner Gordon: Yes I know the feeling. Whenever Barbara did something wrong I would feel the same way.
Batgirl: It's true.
Me: Yeah we may be heroes and do all that but we always will follow what our parents tell us.
Nico: Yep. They are our family after all.
Lincoln: It's true.
Eli: Yep.
Ben Tennyson: Oh speaking on that. I got this to tell you.
He showed me a note.
Me: What's this? (Reading) "Dear Ben, Your mother and I are coming over to Gotham Royal York to visit you tomorrow to see how you are doing. We worry about you constantly ever since we found out about you being the famous Ben 10 and how you were helping Gwen and Kevin on many battles with aliens from all over the universe as well as helping dad with so many adventures. We are proud that you joined Team Loud Phoenix Storm and are doing a great job saving the world. Looking forward to seeing you. Love Carl Tennyson."
Max Tennyson: So Carl and Sandra are coming. It'll be awesome to see them again.
Me: We never met Ben's parents before. This will be fun.
Riley Anderson: It'll be awesome to meet them. I hope they like me.
Me: I know they will Riley. Now lets go get Baby Dahl.
Commissioner Gordon: and I'm coming too. This is MY city after all.
Disk Wars Mandarin: Okay then.
Nico: Lets go.
We were off.
Jen Tennyson: It'll be awesome to see mom and dad again.
Ben Tennyson: I know. I'm sure they miss you too Jen.
Common Cold: We never met your parents.
Me: This will be the first time we met them.
Poromon: I would like a word with them regarding how their grounding almost got Kevin killed!
Nico: Poromon no! This is Ben's family so let them have their business. Also Ben already told us about that and that they were just worried about their son. But they understood.
Kevin Levin: Besides I put that behind me long ago.
Julie Yamamoto: I hope they won't be upset that me and Ben broke up and Ben's dating Riley.
Me: I'm sure they will understand.
Poliwag: Let me, Horsea, and Manaphy in on that chat!
Stewie: Me too!
Venom: Same with us!
Finn: Can we discuss this later?!
Nico: Guys enough! But yeah we'll talk about it later. Right now we got bigger fish to fry.
We found the studio.
Eli: She and her henchmen are in there.
Nico: Entrance time.
We flew at the studio.
Baby Dahl: Soon we'll be best of friends forever!
But then the spirits of the child actors from over the years flew in and then they swirled around them and converged and then...
KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!
A massive fiery explosion blasted a hole through the roof and a phoenix cry was heard.
We landed and we were facing MARY LOUISE DAHL A.K.A. BABY DOLL!
Me: Nice to see you again Mary Dahl.
Lincoln: And you are still the same as you were when we fought the last time.
Major Disaster: Is anyone else in here?!
Mariam and Baby Doll's henchmen came.
Me: Long time no see guys.
Henchman: You are gonna get it!
I punched the man down.
Laney ducked under Mariam's kick and she jumped over her and did a flip and smashed her down.
Lana: Awesome!
Tanya Anyanova: Mary we came to help you. Because I know exactly what you are going through.
Mandy: Can we knock the goons out before we continue?
Me: Already did here.
Laney: Same here.
Mariam and the goons were knocked out.
Mandy: Nevermind.
Baby Doll: (In an adult voice) You do. Who are you?
Tanya Anyanova: My name is Tanya Anyanova and like you I was once a star myself. But I wasn't born with the same disease you got. I was a star myself until I let the fame go to my head and I was lost in the evils of my own fame and fortune. I went insane like you did and I did terrible things to get my fame back. Until I later found out earlier that it was all because of Chase Young's evil that lead me to becoming so evil and horrible. But I know what you're going through. Fame is like a parasite and when it bites you it never lets go. It can go to your head and make you do all kinds of horrible things. Drugs, depression, being arrogant and self-righteous and more. It's horrible. I lost my entire life to the fame bug and look where it got me. I was exposed as a fraud when my sister was actually the true singing voice and it got me hating my sister Anna and I wanted nothing more than to kill her, Lincoln and Lori and it got me disowned from my family and sent to a nuthouse and then I got locked in a portrait. And then I found out after Lily cured me that it was all because of Chase Young who poisoned me with his evil and made me into an evil heartless monster.
Baby Doll: Oh my god.
Commissioner Gordon: Did that really happen?
Lincoln: It sure did Jim. It was a long time ago.
Me: Yeah.
Tanya Anyanova: Mary we heard about how everyone faced you before and how you lost everything. But you didn't want to live like this anymore. You wanted to be normal like everyone but Nature dealt you a bad card with this disease and it drove you mad.
Baby Doll: Yeah it sure did. It was hard for me out there. Over the years I remembered how happy I was with all of my fellow cast members and the folks at home cheering me. Baby Doll.
Qin: To be honest Mary, if it makes you feel any better, I loved your show.
Applejack: Me too and you were so adorable.
Lisa Loud: Indeed and your show was really amusing.
Baby Doll: I'm glad you loved it.
Qin: We sure did. I'm sorry Mary.
Me: Mary, before we continue this conversation we just want to apologize.
Baby Doll: For what?
Me: We weren't thinking straight when we fought the last time. We were acting so reckless and irrational because we were suffering from the effects of Dark Orb Contamination. It was poisoning us and making us act without thinking.
Lincoln: He's right on that. We were poisoned by dark orbs and didn't even know about it until a few years later.
Me: We were using very excessive force back when we started out as Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Nico: This was before I came along and joining the team. We went through a lot of challenges when I started out and as we grew stronger our challenges got harder and harder and harder. But we got through all of them.
Me: But as the years went by we grew not just in numbers but in strengths and bonds too. Our friendships made us more powerful and stronger and made us a great force to be reckoned with.
Baby Doll: Wow.
Laney: Yeah. Because the Dark Orbs can never take away from us the one thing that makes EVERYONE human. And that is friendship, love and hope.
Nico: That's right. Our friendship and our hope and love and bonds is what lead us to get this far.
Me: Yep. And from the bottom of my heart Mary, on behalf of all of us we are sorry.
Qin: But also Mary it's not too late for you to change.
Xenia: You can be a better person and help people.
Laney: You just got to let us help you.
Varie: Yeah Mary. You made lots of good people laugh with your acting. Now we can do the same for you by helping you get cured of your condition.
Baby Doll: But my condition is incurable. I'm stuck like this.
Me: Every condition is curable. All you have to do is trust us.
Captain Cold: That's right Mary.
Baby Doll: Leonard, that IS you, isn't it?
Captain Cold: It's me. I know we haven't talked in a long time. But I'm here to help.
Baby Doll: (starts crying) You don't know what it's like! To be young forever! To never grow up! To be afflicted with a horrible disease! To be treated like a freak! To lose everything! To be locked in prison because you're different!
Lincoln: Geez, the one time we get a Villainous Breakdown we don't ask for and it's not even an insane one.
Captain Cold: Mary you know how wrong you are about all that. There are countless people that know what all that's like.
Me: And you're looking at them. All of us.
Baby Doll: Really?
Me: Yeah. We're immortal, we have eternal youth, and we cured people that have diseases like that and even saw people ostracized for things they had no control over as well as everything that you said.
Nico: It's true Mary. We know how you feel.
Naruto: Yeah I know that feeling.
Fu: Me too.
Maria: And I'm bringing in more old friends. (TURNS DIAL) SNAKE VENOM 6!
She summoned Copperhead, Usari, Universe 666 Salem, Hocus Pocus, Hyleg Ourobockle and Bruiser Unversed.
She even summoned Electrocutioner, Bane, Two Face, Man Bat, Firefly, Killer Croc, Evil Clayface, Evil Poison Ivy, Mr. Freeze, Penguin, and many more of Batman's old enemies.
Copperhead: Hey guys.
Me: Glad you all could come.
Electrocutioner: Been a long time Mary.
Baby Doll: Lester. Harvey, Penguin, Pamela, Victor. You're all in the Masters of Evil?
Penguin: Yeah it's a long story my dear Mary.
Two Face: It sure is.
Me: The Joker and Scarecrow are not there because they were given the Black Gates.
Nico: And for good reason.
Me: Mary were you also in the Legion of Doom long ago?
Baby Doll: I sure was.
Captain Cold: It was a long time ago J.D.
Me: Oh I see.
Eli: Boy it's like a reunion.
Evil Poison Ivy: It sure feels like it.
Firefly: Now lets just calm down and take it easy.
Me: We're trying to help you Mary. Not make things worse. You just got to trust us.
Nora Fries: He's right Mary.
Nora came.
Nora Fries: Team Loud Phoenix Storm cured me of my disease.
Ellie Agreste: And they cured me.
Nico: So, if you want to keep fighting, go ahead. But deep down, you know we're fucking right.
Baby Doll knew we were right.
Baby Doll: Help me. Help me get better.
Me: That's what we want to hear. Ben, Carla, lets get it done.
Ben turned into Alien X.
Ben: ALIEN X!
Me: Here we go.
I fired a beam of blue energy and it hit Mary and she was being cured but it was being slow!
Me: (STRAINING) IT'S TOO MUCH!
Carla and Alien X put their hands on me and I got stronger and then she grew into a 30 year old woman and Mary looked amazing! She looked beautiful!
Qin: Wow! She is beautiful!
Mary Doll: What happened?
Nico: It worked!
Maria formed a mirror and Mary looked incredible!
Mary gasped!
Mary Dahl: Wow! I'm an adult! I look amazing!
Me: See told you we can do it.
Nico: Do we have to deal with her dark side too?
Me: We should do that and you can turn into your Baby Dahl half at will when you're in the M.O.E. (SNAPS FINGERS)
Mary's dark side appeared and she looked like a black hair version of Baby Dahl and had PIERCING RED EYES!
Batman: Great Scott!
Me: Whoa! Now that's something I never thought I would hear you say Bruce.
Nico: Even though it was from the original.
Me: Lets get her guys!
Eddy: You're in for a Spanking!
May: (Activates Count Spankulot's Ridewatch) (Transylvanian Accent) Those who break the rules are bad and must be punished Mary Louise Dahl! Prepare to feel the stingy wrath of the hand of justice from Count Spankulot! (EVIL LAUGHTER)
She grabbed Evil Baby Dahl and REALLY SPANKED HER!
WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP!
Captain Cold: Love that!
Nico: (LAUGHS) Nice May!
Qin: (LAUGHS) Yeah! She should use Ol' Spankful.
WHAP! (SCREAM OF PAIN)
May: I'll do just that!
She pulled out a paddle and smacked Evil Baby Dahl bad!
KRAWHAP! KRAWHAP! KRAWHAP! KRAWHAP!
OOH! OUCH!
Mary Dahl: I can't believe I was like that. What kind of a monster have I become because of my Baby Dahl Persona?
Me: A cute adorable one.
Lisa Loud: That loved to make people laugh.
Applejack: You sure did.
Evil Baby Dahl had a nasty case of baboon butt glowing neon red! OUCH! Then Evil Baby Dahl got her doll and fired bullets at me.
BANG BANG BANG BANG!
The bullets bounced off my skin like no problem!
Nico: WHOA!
Me: Superhuman Steel Skin. My powers evolved again and gave me the same kind of skin like that of Superman.
Superman: That is amazed that happened.
Nico: Gimme that doll!
Nico took it.
Me: Nice one.
She then pulled out a grenade!
Me: Uh oh!
She pulled the pin and threw it!
I grabbed it and threw the grenade back.
Me: Fire in the Hole!
She ducked.
KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!
May fired a wave of ice with her freeze ray and anchored Evil Baby Doll's feet to the ground!
May: Chill Out!
Me: We got some fun to do before we finish up.
Then Xaldin, Cheshire, Myotismon, Abra Kadabra, Beautiful Gorgeous, Dumbbelltron, Fireor, Zavok, Leap Frog, and Kerbero Gangan came.
Nico: Xaldin, Cheshire, Myotismon, Abra Kadabra, Beautiful Gorgeous, Dumbbelltron, Fireor, Zavok, Leap Frog, and Kerbero Gangan.
Cheshire: We overheard the entire talk and that was amazing.
Nico: It sure was.
Xaldin: I thought that was very heartwarming.
Nico: Glad you think so.
Me: Me too.
Cheshire: I knew you guys wouldn't give up on her.
Me: Yep.
Myotismon: And now, she's close to getting her happily ever after.
Nico: Absolutely.
Abra Kadabra: (to Nico) We heard you fought Darkblade.
Nico: Wellington sure did.
Beautiful Gorgeous: How was it?
Me: Epic and awesome.
Then we saw a REALLY HUGE LOBSTER!
WE GASPED!
Me: WHOA! Is that Pinchy!?
Vypra came: Nope this is Clawslash. He's the Lobster Rinshi.
Casey: Wow! That's new! We never faced the Lobster Rinshi. That is cool!
Homer: He looks so much like Pinchy.
Qin: Yeah!
Me: Boy he is going to make one awesome lobster seafood feast!
Qin: (SLURPS) He will be tasty!
Nico: (LAUGHS) Yeah!
Whirnado came too.
Me: Up for another round I see Whirnado.
Whirnado: Yep.
Me: Cool, cool.
Whirnado: What do you think of Clawslash?
Me: He's a huge lobster and he is amazing.
Lola: Boy he sure is!
Lily: Larry the Lobster would love him.
Nico: Yeah! Lets do it!
Me: COME ON YOU APES! DO YOU WANT TO LIVE FOREVER!?
We got the usual battles underway!
Beast Boy, Rapunzel, Dim, Slim, Francis, Gypsy, Robin, Cyborg, Starfire, Raven, Tara, Kole, Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Air Skylanders, Camille and Jarred VS Xaldin, Vexen, Lexaeus, Zexion, Saix, Axel, Demyx, Yost Whirlwind, Attacky Sack, Puffer (Yoshi's Island), Jellyfish (Mario), and Lunge Fish - Nico's rescue in Paris and we battled a Darkblade Clone and I clashed with intense force on him and Fluttershy scared the living daylights out of Elmyra Duff with her stare. Also Derpy Hooves transformed.
Xaldin was first.
Xaldin: (to Beast Boy) Nico's rescue was in Paris, where J.D. clashed with intense force on a Darkblade Clone. Fluttershy scared the living daylights out of Elmyra Duff with her stare while Derpy Hooves transformed.
Beast Boy: Yeah it was really awesome.
Rapunzel: Boy it sure was awesome and cool.
Rainbow Dash: Boy it sure was. It was like Elmyra was staring into the face of a terrifying demon!
Scootaloo: That is the Stare Master for you!
Whirlwind: It was awesome and cool.
Xaldin: That is awesome. Serves that animal crushing demon right. Lets do it!
Beast Boy: PRIMRA LETS PROWL!
He turned into a jungle themed hero.
Beast Boy: I am KING JUNGLE! (ECHOING) JUNGLE OF MADNESS BLAST!
Beast Boy fired waves of energy and the group fired waves of lightning, wind and rainbows and smashed them down.
Casey Rhodes, Lena Isis, Ryo, Zayto, Juru, AkaRed, Jungle Fury Rangers, RPM Rangers, Samurai Rangers, Megaforce Rangers, Beast Morpher Rangers, Dino Charge Rangers, Fluttershy, Tornado Bolt, Seabreeze, Life Skylanders, Sparkstalker and Fangry VS Cheshire, Overload, Plasmus, Cinderblock, INSTIGATOR, Dr. Light, TTG Trigon, Gypsy Moth, Savrille, Toon Patrol, Mr. X, and Magnet Man EXE - Us battling Another Universe 666 Infected Argentinosaurus, Lapis Lazuli Phantom, Topaz Phantom, Tourmaline Phantom, Sapphire Phantom, Peridot Phantom, Ruby Phantom, Pearl Phantom, Emerald Phantom, Diamond Phantom, Aquamarine Phantom, Amethyst Phantom, Garnet Phantom, Stink Bug and Puff who were the Keyblade Knight for the planet Breen and the Embodiment of Shine 2
Cheshire was next.
Cheshire: (to Casey) Nico, Lynn Sr's team, Puff's team, and the others did good battling Another Universe 666 Infected Argentinosaurus, Lapis Lazuli Phantom, Topaz Phantom, Tourmaline Phantom, Sapphire Phantom, Peridot Phantom, Ruby Phantom, Pearl Phantom, Emerald Phantom, Diamond Phantom, Aquamarine Phantom, Amethyst Phantom, Garnet Phantom, Stink Bug and Puff. They were the Keyblade Knight for the planet Breen and the Embodiment of Shine 2.
Casey: Boy it sure was cool and awesome.
Lena Isis: We faced the Phantoms of the 12 Gemstones of the 12 months of the year.
Fluttershy: That was amazing.
Tornado Bolt: Yeah it sure was amazing.
Seabreeze: (Swedish Accent) Oh ja ja it was.
Stealth Elf: It was awesome and cool.
Cheshire: That is awesome. Lets do it!
Casey: SPIRITJUNG LETS UNLEASH THE SPIRITS!
He turned into a Jungle Fury themed hero.
Casey: I am Master Jungle Fury! (ECHOING) JUNGLE SPIRIT PROWL!
He fired a wave of energy and the group fired waves of fruit, flowers, leaves and grass and smashed them down.
Nico Chan, Lucy Dark, Luz Noceda, Amity Blight, Willow Park, Gus Porter, Bordos, Fasha, Shugesh, Tora, Nikiya, Bardock, Sunset Shimmer, Pipsqueak, Fire Skylanders, Vegeta and Shadow VS Myotismon, Etemon, MetalSeadramon, Puppetmon, Machinedramon, Piedmon, BlackWarGreymon, Evil Shade Man, Web Crusher, Lumine, Bee Blader, and Batty - Lincoln's Rescue was in Sioux Falls, South Dakota and we went there to destroy Ma'alefa'ak, the evil younger twin brother and archenemy of the Martian Manhunter
Myotismon was next.
Myotismon: (to Nico) I heard Lincoln's Rescue was in Sioux Falls, South Dakota. He went there to battle Ma'alefa'ak, the evil younger twin brother and archenemy of the Martian Manhunter.
Nico: It was really awesome and cool and also Ma'alefa'ak is in your ranks.
Lucy Dark: Yeah that is gonna be awesome.
Sunset Shimmer: That was really fun going to Sioux Falls.
Pipsqueak: (British Accent) It sure was amazing.
Sunburn: Yeah it was cool.
Myotismon: Glad you all had fun. Lets do it!
Nico: PYRI! FIRE WINGS BURN!
He turned into FIREWING 🔥!
Nico: (ECHOING) INFERNO PHOENIX WING SHOT!
He fired a wave of fire and the group fired waves of fire and blasted them down.
Hawkeye, Kevin (Samurai), Hitoshi, Blazewing Butterfly, Ellie the Elephant, Jesse Glenn, Robin Hood, Arrowette, Speedy, Legolas, Green Arrow, Shamir, Pinkie Pie, Maud Pie, Featherweight, Tech Skylanders, Spinister and Julio Santana VS Abra Kadabra, Circe, Eris, Evil-Lyn, Baron Mordo, Felix Faust, Evil Magic Man, Queen of the Black Puddle, Angry Chicken Wing, Scorch Woman, Water Galboros, and Whispy Woods - Rolling Masterpiece Galaxy
Abra Kadabra was next.
Abra Kadabra: (to Hawkeye) Rolling Masterpiece Galaxy was next. That must be one of the more trickier ones.
Hawkeye: It was but it was a very artistic One.
Kevin: It sure was awesome tpp.
Pinkie Pie: You bet it was!
Maud pie: (Monotonously) It was a really amazing one.
Featherweight: It sure was.
Sprocket: Boy I'll say!
Abra Kadabra: I think that was cool! Lets do it!
Hawkeye: Robinhoora Lets MARK A TARGET!
Hawkeye turned into a Robin Hood themed hero.
Hawkeye: I am Lord Sherwood! (ECHOING) ROBIN HOOD MEGA BLAST!
He fired a barrage of arrows and the group fired waves of metal, lightning, gears and energy and smashed them down.
Rita Loud, Cana Alberona, Seer Dance, Refresh Dance, Reinhardt, Quake Dance, Becca Chang, Nina Rosato, Maria Santiago, Judy Zhau, Frida Casagrande, Layla Heartfilia, Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Water Skylanders, Stormy Weather and Proto Man VS Beautiful Gorgeous, Nanobots, Ooblar, Calamitous, Poultra, Jogen Von Strangle, Eustace Strych, Lipsyncher, Darkside, Water Core, Yost Juggernaut, and Fire Core - The Mascots and us at the Zoo
Beautiful Gorgeous was next.
Beautiful Gorgeous: (to Rita) The Mascots and you guys were at the Zoo. But how the fuck did the mascots accidentally provoke a gorilla?!
Rita: They gave them a raspberry and it set them off.
Cana: Thankfully Tarzan and Kerchak stopped them.
Rarity: It was really amazing to see darlings.
Sweetie Belle: Yeah no kidding. It was fun.
Gill Grunt: It sure was cool.
Beautiful Gorgeous: That is awesome! Lets do it!
Rita: THUNDRA LETS STRIKE AND STRETCH!
She turned into a Lightning Rubber hero.
Rita: I am THUNDERLASTIC GIRL! (ECHOING) LIGHTNING ELASTIC BLAST!
She fired waves of lightning and the group fired waves of water, ice and jewels and smashed them down.
Ben 10,000, Bai Tza, Hannah Thunderbolt Paine, Eithne, Silvermist, Pirate Fairy, Ben, Gwen, Max, Kevin, Kenny, Devlin, Starlight Glimmer, Cozy Glow, Undead Skylanders, Major Dr. Ghastly, and Skarr vs Dumbbeltron, Infernotron, Burnertron, Needletron, Cycletron, Gamertron, Gameface, Laughing Ghosts, Two Bad, NES Varan the Unbelievable, NES Hedorah, and NES Gigan - The Mascots got a Gorilla Mad and Jim and Yan Lin had their bonding time
Dumbbelltron was next.
Dumbbelltron: (to Ben 10,000) I can't believe the Mascots got a Gorilla Mad! And Jim and Yan Lin had their bonding time
Ben 10,000: I know and the mascots thought they weren't that tough.
Bai Tza: That sure was crazy.
Starlight Glimmer: But Jim and Yan Lin had fun too.
Cozy Glow: Boy they sure did.
Hex: I thought it was awesome.
Dumbbelltron: Yeah no kidding. That was awesome. Lets do it!
Ben 10,000: ALIENNIUM LETS MAKE 10,000 ALIENS OF FUN!
He turned into a 10,000 Aliens themed hero.
Ben 10,000: I am OMNITRIX 10,000! (ECHOING) 10,000 ALIENS OF FURY!
Ben 10,000 fired waves of energy and the group fired waves os skulls, bones, lightning, blood, stars and magic and smashed them down.
Wheeler (Captain Planet), Arienne Glenis Maple, Ma-Ti, Melanie Neugog, Sailor Vegeta, Lacus Clyne, Kwame, Linka, Gi, Ma-Ti, Captain Planet, Gaia, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Earth Skylanders, Chaor and Takinom VS Fireor, Whirlin, Quakemon, Freezard, Falkar, Strikning, Trifire, Hate Master, Incentas, Universe 666 Syn Shenron, and Water Hoser - So we're Redeeming Baby Dahl
Fireor was next.
Fireor: (to Wheeler) So, we're Redeeming Baby Dahl. Poor girl.
Wheeler: Yeah we were shocked this happened to her. It's why we didn't face her often. She has a rare disorder called Systemic Hypoplasia and it kept her from aging. She's now stuck as a 5 year old kid.
Arienne: I feel really bad for her. I've never heard of a condition like this but that is awful that she has this.
Applejack: And we encountered lots of people that have similar disorders like this.
Apple Bloom: Yeah Leena Klammer had something like this.
Flashwing: Yeah that was nuts.
Fireor: I remember that! Lets do it!
Wheeler: FIREECO LETS PROTECT THE ENVIRONMENT!
He turned into a Fire Planeteer hero!
Wheeler: I am FIRE EARTH! (ECHOING) FIRES OF THE EARTH!
He fired waves of fire and the group fired waves of earth, rock, mud, boulders, lava, crystal and apples and smashed them down.
Ace Bunny, Pyra, Maggie Orbersson, Soup Faerie, Fyora the Faerie Queen, Siyana the Light Faerie, Lexi Bunny, Tech E Coyote, Slam Tasmanian Devil, Danger Duck, Rev Runner, Zadavia, Twilight Sparkle, Starshine Sparkle, Magic Skylanders, Disk Wars Silver Samurai and Disk Wars Mandarin VS Zavok, Zor, Zeena, Zomom, Master Zik, Zazz, Metal Sonic, Axel, LeFrog, NES Gezora, Frankenstein (Looney Tunes), and Irene Belserion - Baby Dahl got this way because of a disease that kept her from aging. She was a full grown adult trapped in the body of a child
Zavok was next.
Zavok: (to Ace) Baby Dahl got this way because of a disease that kept her from aging. She was a full grown adult trapped in the body of a child
Ace Bunny: Yeah that was awful! And we told Bahl Dahl that there were others that have had similar problems.
Pyra: Yeah no kidding. Leena Klammer and many criminals that had the name Baby Face in them.
Twilight Sparkle: Yeah no kidding and that was crazy.
Starshine Sparkle: It sure was.
Spyro: And we faced criminals like that before.
Zavok: That's right! There were lots of criminals like that during those days. Lets do it!
Ace Bunny: LOONERY LETS LAUGH THEM UP!
Ace turned into a Looney Tunes themed hero.
Ace Bunny: I am MASTER LOONEY! (ECHOING) LOONEY FURY BLAST!
He fired a massive blast of energy and the group fired waves of magic and smashed them down
Lightning Dust, Mika Kozuru, Hillary Jennings, Android 17, Footmon, Melon Mint, Rolling Thunder, Short Fuse, Scootaloo, Rainbow Dash, Spitfire, Angel Wings, Princess Luna, Moondust, Snowdrop, Children of The Night, Dark Skylanders, Buffo and his Worshipers, and Finn (Jackie Chan) VS Leap Frog, Toad, Evil Toad Man, Evil Dive Man, Evil Wave Man, Evil Whirlpool Man, Evil Desert Man, Glue Man, Walter West the Evil Flash, Krylox, Soccadillo, and Eight Ball - Baby Dahl went insane because her career flopped
Leap Frog was next.
Leap Frog: (to Lightning Dust) Baby Dahl went insane because her career flopped. Not that I blame her.
Lightning Dust: I don't blame her either. But once the fame bug bites you it never lets go. Also she lost her mind when she tried to get her show back and they said no.
Mika Kozuru: Yeah no kidding. She is a fully grown woman trapped in a 5 year old body. Poor girl.
Princess Luna: Yeah she was dealt a really bad card because of nature.
Moondust: And her disease is incurable.
Snowdrop: That is bad.
Gari: It sure is awful.
Blackout: I think it's awful myself.
Leap Frog: I agree there. Poor girl. Lets do it!
Lightning Dust: THUNDERFLY LETS SPEED!
She turned into a Lightning themed hero.
Lightning Dust: I am THUNDER WONDER! (ECHOING) LIGHTNING FURY BLAST!
She fired a Lightning blast and they fired waves of darkness and smashed them down.
Gaz Membrane, Fat Albert, Haruto, Wing Commander Gutsy, Anasazi Meadow Littlefield, Brittney, Lucy Loud, Haiku, Dante, Persephone, Morpheus, Princess Celestia, King Solar, Solar Eclipsa, Amber Morning, Light Skylanders, Centaur Man, Mandy and St. Patricia VS Kerbero Gangan, Samon Shakekisutanchin, Ryugu Tamatebacco, Manta Bayarsh, Zamigo Delma, Dogranio Yagoon, Goche, Bond Man, Koyo Ozaki, Quetzalcoatus Dopant, Vividria, and Blizzard Wolfang - Poor Baby Dahl
Kerbero Gangan was next.
Kerbero Gangan: (to Gaz) Poor Baby Dahl. She did NOTHING to deserve this.
Gaz: Yeah nature dealt her a really horrible card.
Fat Albert: I feel bad for her.
Princess Celestia: That was a bad card for her that was dealt.
King Solar: I agree.
Solar Eclipsa: Yeah and Tanya Anyapova relates to how Baby Dahl feels. She was a psychotic monster too.
Amber Morning: That was awful.
Spotlight: It sure was.
Kerbero Gangan: That is sad. Lets do it!
Gaz: DARKHOP LETS SMASH!
She turned into a dark kangaroo themed hero!
Gaz: I am DARKGAROO! (ECHOING) DARK KANGAROO WHIPLASH!
She formed a dark whip and the group fired waves of light and smashed them down.
Hunter Bradley VS Tombtress
Tombtress was next.
Tombtress: Boy I feel really bad for Baby Doll.
Hunter Bradley: Me too.
He fired waves of energy and smashed her down.
Zayto VS Toon Patrol
Toon Patrol was next.
The Toon Patrol laughed.
Zayto: Oh laughed it up crotchkickers.
He fired waves of energy and smashed them down.
Yamato VS Master Zik
Master Zik was next.
Yamato: This will be good.
Master Zik: It sure will.
Yamato fired waves of energy and smashed him down.
Juru VS Mister X
Mister X was next.
Juru: This will sparkle.
Juru fired waves of jewels and blasted him down.
Lucky VS Acrobat
Acrobat was next.
Acrobat: Boy I feel bad for Baby Doll.
Lucky: Me too. Poor woman.
He fired waves of energy and smashed him down.
Tsurugi VS Volcamon
Volcamon was next.
Volcamon: I'm really ready for this.
Tsurugi: Me too!
He fired waves of energy and fire and blasted him down.
Kairi Yano VS Don Octavio
Don Octavio was next.
Don Octavio: (Italian Accent) This will-a be most fun.
Kairi Yano: It sure will be fun.
Kairi fired waves of energy and smashed him down.
Keiichiro VS El Jefe
El Jefe was next.
El Jefe: (Spanish Accent) I'm ready for this.
Keiichiro: Same here.
He fired waves of fire and smashed him down.
Kaito VS Malone
Malone was next.
Malone: This will be awesome.
Kaito: You got that right.
He fired waves of energy and smashed him down.
Taro VS Butterfly Absolute God Deboth
Butterfly Absolute God Deboth was next.
Taro: I'm going to love this.
He fired waves of energy and smashed him down.
Jungle Fury Rangers, Megaforce Rangers, Den-O Riders, Nico, May, Sunny Starscout, Eli, Nunnally, C.C., Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily VS Clawslash and Whirnado.
Clawslash and Whirnado were next.
Whirnado: Boy Mary Dahl sure was tragic huh?
Nico: No kidding there!
May: Yeah.
Whirnado: Yeah poor woman. Lets do it!
Nico teleported and opened his safe and in it was a bunch of weapons called the Redeemers of Baby Dahl, they're a massive collection of massive greatswords with embedded colored gems and a cross etched on the 7'6" massive, wide, double-edged gold blades and blessed by the powers of Heaven, large gold wolf heads for the crossguards, large white angelic faces built into both sides of the hilts with large colored gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handles, four large wolf heads with colored gems for eyes and on the bottom of the four large wolf heads are large gold wolf heads with colored gems in their mouths for the pommels.
Nico teleported back with them.
Jungle Fury Rangers: JUNGLE BEAST! SPIRIT UNLEASHED!
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! JUNGLE FURY!
Den-O Riders: HENSHIN!
They transformed and were ready!
Nico: YEAH! Lets get them!
Rangers: CLAW CANNON!
They charged it up.
Rangers: POWERED BY ANIMAL SPIRITS!
R.J.: WOLF BEAM!
Dominic: RHINO SHOOTER!
Nico: FIRE!
They fired waves of energy and elements and they blasted both Whirnado and Clawslash. Whirnado exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!
Whirnado was destroyed and Clawslash was dead.
Nico: We're having Lobster dinner tonight. And Whirnado you have failed this city!
Sunny Starscout: Yeah!
A red glow formed on Sunny's finger and she saw a Spirit Gem ring appear and it was for the Lobster Spirit!
Sunny Starscout: (GASP) The Lobster Spirit Ring!
Isabel came.
Isabel: The Lobster Spirit is perfect for you Sunny. Lobsters are for those that crave discovering new things. You crave discovering new things. Your curiosity knows no bounds. As you uncover new ideas, innovations, and novelties, it's tremendous fun to share them with others.
Sunny Starscout: Wow! That is very much like me.
Then a red glow appeared and and it landed in Sunny's hand and it was The Lobster Wild Crystal.
Sunny Starscout: Wow! The Lobster Zord Crystal.
Laney: Awesome!
A Crystal Saber appeared too.
Troy Burrows: Rangers that's a Super Mega Win.
We regrouped.
Emma: Mary, you'll love this!
Tsukasa: It involves Pink Power!
Kamen Ride: Forever Pink!
Tsukasa turned into the Pink Rangers and Daiki summoned clones of the Pink Rangers.
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! FOREVER PINK!
They turned into the Pink Rangers from Zeo to Time Force.
Mary Dahl: That is cool!
Me: Time for some pain!
We went at Evil Baby Dahl and smashed and pulverized her all over!
Nom and Titanix fired waves of energy and blasted Dark Mary Dahl all over.
Xaldin: WHIRLWIND LANCER TORNADO!
Cheshire: CLAWSTORM SLASHER!
Myotismon: (Echoing) CRIMSON LIGHTNING!
Abra Kadabra: MAGIC 61ST CENTURY BLAST!
Beautiful Gorgeous: BEAUTIFUL FURY STORM!
Dumbbelltron: DUMBBELL BARRAGE STORM!
Fireor: FIRESTORM DEMON BLAST!
Zavok: CHAOS BLAST STORM!
Leap Frog: LEAPING FROG BLAST!
Kerbero Gangan: KANGAROO BOUNCE BURST!
They fired waves of energy and elements.
Hook, Ratchet, Batman and Robin used the Earth Cyber Planet Keys and they enhanced Hook's Rocket Launcher, Ratchet's Laser Scalpel and Batman and Robin's powers 100-fold.
Hook and Batman: BAT ROCKET BARRAGE!
Robin and Ratchet: LASER ROBIN BLAST!
Qin of the Komodo and Captain Cold: FREEZING KOMODO BLAST!
Gali of the Water and Man Ray: WATER TOA BLAST!
Tyler Navarro of Dino Charge and Major Disaster: DINO CHARGE FIRESTORM!
Aang the Avatar of the Air Nomads and Cluemaster: ELEMENTAL CLUE BLAST!
Robin of Gotham and Common Cold: SNOT ROCKET BLAST!
Hulk of the Muscle Atomic and Dark Turtles: HULKING ATOMIC TURTLE BLAST!
Nanette of the Thunderbug and Beast Man: BEASTS OF LIGHTNING BLAST!
Scarlet of the Genius and Doctor Octopus: TECHNO OCTOPUS BLAST!
Tecna of Zenith and Riddler: RIDDLE TECHNO BLAST!
Lane of the Light and Eris: COMEDY LIGHT STORM BLAST!
Pinkie Pie, Little Cheese, Cotton Candy, Cloudy Skies & Sugar Rush, EXA Theta, Tech-Gear, Spider-Strike, Dr. Ciel Ratchet, Omega, D.E.C.K., TransMechanoid, Tex Gravity, Maud Pie, Marble Pie, Limestone Pie, Cheese Sandwich, Three Stooges, Mr. & Mrs. Cake, Pumpkin Cake, Pound Cake, Alizarin Bubblegum, Somnambula, Silverstream the Hippogriff, Tech Skylanders and Chang Chengku: GEARS OF LAUGHTER!
They fired waves of energy and elements.
Batman, Robin, Pinkie Pie, Luan, Eddy, Lane, me and Nico: GOTHAM LAUGHTER JUSTICE BLAST!
We fired a wave of energy and elements.
Lincoln: CHILD ACTOR ELEMENT STYLE: LEE AAKER!
Entrapta: CHILD ACTOR LIGHTNING STYLE: MIRANDA COSGROVE!
Perfuma: CHILD ACTOR NATURE STYLE: BRIAN BONSALL!
Frosta: CHILD ACTOR ICE STYLE: DANIELLE BRISEBOIS!
Shantae: CHILD ACTOR MAGIC STYLE: DYLAN SPROUSE!
Akko: CHILD ACTOR STAR STYLE: SELENA GOMEZ!
They fired waves of energy and elements and they formed into said child actors.
Lincoln and his harem: CHILD ACTOR FINAL SMASH: SHINING STAR REDEMPTION!
They fired powerful explosive star at Dark Mary Dahl which explodes on contact.
MASSIVE EXPLOSION!
Lincoln: That's another battle that didn't end in bloodshed, and we redeemed Baby Dahl as well.
Nico: I still can't help but feel sorry for her, she went mad because her career flopped, she did nothing to deserve a cruel fate like that.
Me: You said it, but at least, she now has a new lease on life.
Lincoln: Yep. Now, there's one last thing to do. (Sensed a massive energy signal) And one last loose end to tie up.
Suddenly, the eight large planets and stars orbiting around my legs, the eleven large multi-colored orbs orbiting around Lincoln's legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting Linka's legs the nine large orange orbs orbiting around TLPS Ms. Tarantula's legs, the ten multi-colored orbs orbiting around Duke Lincoln's legs, the eleven colored orbs orbiting around the Loud Sisters' legs, the eleven colored orbs orbiting around the legs of The Loud's friends, the eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the nine large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the nine large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Tahu, Vakama, and Nate Adams' legs, the eight large fiery red orbs orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lars and Dudley Puppy's legs, the eight large pink orbs orbiting around Lexx Loud's legs, the nine large rose pink orbs orbiting around Steven Universe's legs, the nine large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the nine emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the nine large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the nine large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the nine and eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam and Leif Loud's legs, the eleven large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn's legs, the eleven coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blood red orbs around Marco Diaz's legs, the nine large aqua blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Shark's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Skippy, Sean Bolton, and Loki Loud's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Loni Loud's legs, the nine large yellow orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Snake's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Lane Loud's legs, the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Larry Loud's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Levi Loud's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago and Nico's legs, the eleven large colored orbs orbiting around Twilight Sparkle and her friends, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around Varie, William Dunbar, and Adam Lyon's legs, the eleven large aqua blue orbs orbiting around Girl Jordan's legs, the eleven large colored orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner's legs, the eleven large gold orbs orbiting around Alex the Lion and the eight large gold orbs orbiting around Takanuva's legs, the nine large pink orbs orbiting around Rita's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our large gold Bracers of The Champions of the Universe and the Stones of Gelel that were embedded in the backs of our left hands and our gold halos with four orbiting gold rings surrounding the corners behind our heads were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming, and the imps of The Fabled Gene-Slammers were already hissing with anger.
Lincoln formed a massive diamond barrier with absorption energy surrounding the diamond barrier that protected all of us from a massively powerful volley of energy blasts, and it absorbed the blasts and they flowed into us and made us even stronger than ever.
Buster Bunny: There's no mistaking that energy signal from anywhere.
Lincoln: Not at all. Come on out, Universe 666 Frieza, or we will force you out!
A figure came out, it was none other than Universe 666 Frieza, and like with Universe 666 Broly, his eyes were completely blood red and he had a black and purple aura around him.
Nico: So, Universe 666 Frieza has arrived.
Buster Bunny: He may not be as bad as the one we know and despise, but still we got to stop him and free him from that leech's control.
Lexi Bunny: Along with kicking the tar out of him.
Suddenly, Lexi Bunny's green eyes turned neon green and she was surrounded by a pink energy aura with stars, soundwaves, pink fire, pink lightning, pink and black darkness, rabbits, phoenixes, and angels, she unholstered her greatsword from her back, and as she approached Universe 666 Frieza, she left pink energy, stars, soundwaves, pink fire, pink lightning, pink and black darkness, rabbits, phoenixes, and angels with every step.
Lexi Bunny: Even though you're not like the Frieza we know and still hate even now, you're just as dangerous as he is, and Universe 666 Sebastian bringing you back and turning you into his slave basically crossed a serious line, and for that, I'm going to take you down and Buster's going remove that basket case's influence from you, hope you're ready for the beatdown of your life!
Suddenly, Lexi Bunny was surrounded by a massive vortex of pink energy with stars, soundwaves, pink fire, pink lightning, and pink and black darkness surrounding the vortex, there are rabbits, phoenixes, and angels flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a pink phoenix with blue eyes gazing into Universe 666 Frieza: the eyes of salvation.
Me: WHOA!
Buster Bunny: EVERYONE, GET BACK! THINGS ARE ABOUT TO GET REALLY REALLY UGLY!
Then, as the vortex faded, Lexi Bunny emerged, but she was changed forever.
Lexi Bunny grew to 7'9" in height, she has metal gold bracers on her biceps and thighs, and she now has eleven large pink and black orbs orbiting around her legs, she has the body of a goddess, she has yellow highlights in the bangs of her blonde hair and she has a large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four large orbiting golden rings on each corner behind her head, she has neon purple eyes and a pink energy aura with stars, soundwaves, pink fire, pink lightning, pink and black darkness, rabbits, phoenixes, and angels surrounding her and immense neon rainbow protective aura with elements swirling around it, she has a phoenix, rabbit, and angel emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with green iris, she has on her Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with pink gems on the gold star links and pink crystal links and a pink rabbit-shaped Element of Harmony and on the bottom of the Element of Harmony is a rabbit holding with the Soundwave, Fire, Lightning, Star, Dark, and Eternity Kanjis in its paws for the pendant and she has on a white and gold accented choker on her neck, Lexi Bunny has on a black sleeveless tank top with pink phoenix on it, black pants with pink accents and pink soundwaves on the legs, black knee-high boots with pink accents, and she has on a long long-sleeved black trenchcoat with stars, soundwaves, pink fire, pink lightning, pink and black darkness, rabbits, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails, and on the back is a phoenix, rabbit, and angel surrounded by soundwaves. Suddenly, Lexi Bunny felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive black angel wings with pink tips on the large black feathers grew much bigger for her new body. Lexi Bunny has on her Ring of the Phoenix with large pink gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Blue Lantern Corps ring on her left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand.
Suddenly, Lexi Bunny's massive greatsword, and all the greatswords and swords she'd gotten began merging together and they're surrounded by a kaleidoscope of pink energy, stars, soundwaves, pink fire, pink lightning, pink and black darkness, rabbits, phoenixes, and when it emerged, it transformed into Lexi Bunny's Cosmic Eternal Wepawawet Pink Star Firestorm Lightning Darkness Rabbit Phoenix Angel Greatsword of Pink Star Firestorm Lightning Darkness Rabbit Phoenix Angel Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded pink gems and the silhouette of Lola Bunny etched on the 7'6" massive, wide, double-edged black blade, large pink rabbit heads for the crossguard, large white angel faces built into both sides of the hilt with large pink gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large pink rabbit heads with pink gems for eyes and large pink rabbit head with pink gems for eyes and pink gem in its mouth on the bottom of the pink rabbit heads for the pommel, she has on her large gold Bracers of The Champions of The Universe with pink gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet on her left gold Bracer, her large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold rabbit head with pink gems for eyes and large pink gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a pink kanji below the phoenix, rabbit, and angel that said, "Lexi Bunny, Second-In-Command of The Loonatics, Loving Girlfriend and Future Wife of Ace Bunny, Descendant of Lola Bunny, Sister Figure of Babs Bunny, Defender and Hero of Acmetropolis, Destroyer of Acmetropolis' Many Enemies, Archenemy of Mummy, Emissary and Champion of Wepawawet, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Soundwaves, Pink Fire, Pink Lightning, Black and Pink Darkness, Rabbits, Phoenixes, and Angels"
レクシー・バニー、ルーナティクス副司令官、エース・バニーの愛するガールフレンドで将来の妻、ローラ・バニーの子孫、バブズ・バニーの姉妹、アクメトロポリスの擁護者で英雄、アクメトロポリスの多くの敵の破壊者、ミイラの大敵、使者そしてウェパワウェットのチャンピオン、宇宙の勇敢な戦士、宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先の守護者、擁護者、そして救世主、宇宙への希望の大使であり灯台、友情と要素の力のマスター、怒りのマスター天のゼルナガ、ブラックゲートのマスター、究極の善の究極の力、真実の真の女神、正義、愛、思いやり、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠心、正直さ、寛大さ、優しさ、無私の心、勇気、そして信頼、悪の破壊者とスレイヤー、狂った、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、そして音波のマスター、ピンクの火、ピンクの稲妻、黒とピンクの闇、ウサギ、フェニックス、天使
Lexi Bunny has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-ACME FUTURE GEN KNIGHT-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL ACME FUTURE COSMIC PINK SOUNDWAVE LIGHTNING PINK FIRESTORM DARKNESS RABBIT ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL ACME FUTURE COSMIC PINK SOUNDWAVE LIGHTNING PINK FIRESTORM DARKNESS RABBIT ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL ACME FUTURE COSMIC PINK SOUNDWAVE LIGHTNING PINK FIRESTORM DARKNESS RABBIT ANGEL HOPE!
We were really amazed by Lexi Bunny's Super Angel-Acme Future Gen Knight-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation, and when Ace Bunny saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding.
But, when Universe 666 Frieza saw it, he fired a Death Beam at Lexi Bunny to kill her, but Lexi Bunny fired a massive barrage of pink energy, stars, soundwaves, pink fire, pink lightning, pink and black darkness, rabbits, phoenixes, which hit Universe 666 Frieza and he was sent crashing into a wall, he got back out, but now, he was beyond enraged.
Lincoln: WHOA!
The toons did extremely wild takes upon seeing what Lexi Bunny did.
Bugs Bunny: WHAT THE?!
Lola Bunny: Even I'm stunned by what we just saw, Bugs.
Lexi Bunny: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Cosmic Eternal Acme Future Cosmic Pink Soundwave Lightning Pink Firestorm Darkness Coyote Angel and Divine Cosmic Eternal Acme Future Cosmic Pink Soundwave Lightning Pink Firestorm Darkness Coyote Angel Hope) Even though you're not the Frieza that we know and hate, I'm really going to enjoy making you suffer and I may even draw blood! (CRACKS KNUCKLES) Let's do this!
Bugs Bunny: Oh boy, this is gonna get ugly!
Me: It sure is!
Nico: (Gulps) And when Lexi mentioned drawing blood, now I know things are really going to get ugly.
Lola Bunny: Well, it's about to get uglier. Babs, let's go.
Babs Bunny: Let's do it.
Vegeta: I think you spoke too soon, Bokrua.
Suddenly, we saw Lola Bunny and Babs Bunny join Lexi Bunny.
Me: Now, things are going to get uglier with Lexi's ancestor and her student joining in!
Lexi Bunny, Lola Bunny, and Babs Bunny went after Universe 666 Frieza, and Lexi fired extremely powerful blasts of pink energy, stars, soundwaves, pink fire, pink lightning, black and pink darkness, rabbits, phoenixes, and angels, and Babs Bunny fired extremely powerful blasts of pink and yellow energy, stars, water, ocean waves, basketballs, rabbits, phoenixes, and angels, and Lola Bunny fired extremely powerful blasts of peach and yellow energy, stars, fire, flames, basketballs, rabbits, phoenixes, and angels at Universe 666 Frieza, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him. Then, Lexi Bunny, Babs Bunny, and Lola Bunny attacked him with swings of their massive greatswords leaving scars on him.
Buster Bunny: Whoa, they're really tearing him apart!
Me: You said a mouthful.
Universe 666 Frieza was indeed enraged, but then, a dark force was behind him, it was Sebastian and he slashed Universe 666 Frieza's back as he screamed in agonizing pain, and of course, Sebastian is now in his Demon Angel Mode, and he was out for blood now. Then, Sebastian slashed Universe 666 Frieza's chest with his claws and left claw marks on his chest and he also spilled blood.
Universe 666 Frieza continued firing Death Beams at Sebastian, but he dodged them all and he fired blasts of darkness and he even summoned demons to attack him along with demonic hands from Hell.
Then, Lexi, Babs, and Lola fired beams of pink energy that hit Universe 666 Frieza as it transformed into a pink tornado and it caused Universe 666 Frieza to be knocked out, and then, he was bound with chains of light fired by Lincoln.
Buster Bunny: Here goes. PURIFICATION STYLE NINJA ART: POISONOUS DARKNESS PURIFICATION!
Buster Bunny fired a beam of purifying white light which hit Universe 666 Frieza and removed every trace of the poisonous darkness that infected him, and he was restored and sent to The Masters of Evil. We all cheered wildly as Lexi Bunny holstered her massive greatsword on her back and powered down, and Lexi Bunny's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, large gold halo, and massive black angel wings are permanent.
Nico: Okay, now...that...was...AWESOME!
Me: It sure was, that was really incredible.
Eli: That's another freed from Universe 666 Sebastian.
Suddenly, we heard a loud demonic roar and it was coming from Acme Acres.
Lincoln: And we pissed him off even more.
Suddenly, Good Luthor arrived.
Good Luthor: I am glad that you've been freeing Frieza, Broly, Zarbon, Dodoria, King Cold, and Cui, and like what all of you have heard, they and the other Universe 666 versions of the Z-Fighters' foes were indeed the most powerful members of The Resistance and helped us out against Team Loud Evil Storm.
Universe 666 Me: And like you've heard, Universe 666 Sebastian killed them in cold blood long ago and he brought them back from the dead and turned them into his slaves. But, Lincoln made sure to take Universe 666 Sebastian's powers of poisonous darkness and left him with his powers of Infernal Darkness. But, we still need to free the other Universe 666 versions of the Z-Fighters' foes and send them to Good Luthor at once.
Me: Because there's no telling if Universe 666 Sebastian also had fragments of his soul implanted in them.
Lincoln: Like what happened with Rachel Carrington's dark self, Zixkle.
Rachel Carrington: That's right.
Drakus: Trying to cheat death after we kick his ass to The Black Gates?! He's crossed another line again!
Me: There's no line he's bound to cross. So, Lincoln, who are we meeting tomorrow?
Lincoln: I've got a couple of smoking hot ones: Akiko Mahōtenshi, the Twitch Gene-Slammer, Chitose Mahōtenshi, the Thrash Gene-Slammer, Eriko Mahōtenshi, the Hashtag Gene-Slammer, Fubuki Mahōtenshi, the Nightshade Gene-Slammer, and Inori Mahōtenshi the Jawbreaker Gene-Slammer.
Selene Arcangela: (GASPS) Hiroman, Mitsuki, and Hazuki's sisters A.K.A. The Mahōtenshi Sisters?! Awesome, and you guys are going to love meeting them, Akiko Mahōtenshi, the Twitch Gene-Slammer, Chitose Mahōtenshi, the Thrash Gene-Slammer, Eriko Mahōtenshi, the Hashtag Gene-Slammer, Fubuki Mahōtenshi, the Nightshade Gene-Slammer, and Inori Mahōtenshi the Jawbreaker Gene-Slammer are Lincoln's Guardian Angels from Japan and classmates in English, and they're also amazing fashionistas and athletes, and they're the sisters of Hiroman, Mitsuki, and Hazuki.
Hiroman: And easily identified: Akiko has pink hair with matching clothes, Chitose has red hair with matching clothes, Eriko has red hair with matching clothes, Fubuki has violet hair with matching clothes, and Inori has orange hair with matching clothes.
Selene Arcangela: Yep, and Lincoln made the Mahōtenshi sisters beautiful necklaces, and to show thanks, they kissed Lincoln on the lips, and as a result, Lincoln promised that when he comes of age, he will marry the Mahōtenshi sisters along with the rest of his harem, and they hate Bradley Uppercrust III with a blazing passion, the reason why is because he tried to sabotage the sports equipment and the newest clothing that the Mahōtenshi sisters made, but they and Lincoln jumped him and beat the crap out of him.
Nico: Jeez! Not again!
Me: How many of these revelations are we going to hear about that prick?!
Lincoln: One too many, J.D., since he's just as hated as the rest of my enemies.
We then got our lobster feast underway.
Dumbbelltron: All's well that ends well.
Fireor: We'll find a way to get Mary her show back.
Me: Yeah.
Zavok: I'm just happy she's fixed.
Qin: Me too.
Leap Frog: What do we do now?
Kerbero Gangan: We go to sleep. I think J.D. and the others are full right now.
LOUD BELCH!
Me: Whoa pardon me!
Nico: No worries.
Mary Dahl: Thank you all for helping me.
Me: It was no problem.
Qin: This was awesome though.
Nico: Yep. Great job today everyone.
Laney: Yeah.
Pinkie Pie: (To the viewers) This was a great adventure. Hope you all liked it!
We went to sleep and man we were bloated. Who knew that Clawslash would taste delicious.
THE END
Another awesome fanfic done and this is my first requested fanfic for anyone other than the team for me.
This is sort of a sequel to chapter 421.
NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, kolbdog323, XP4Universe, Darkhai, vinjedi1995, Drako1234658, Nflemingful, Hynageneral, BumbleSparkle, EtstheClarenceandTLHfan and ninjakingofhearts gave me the ideas for this and so did the guest reviewer. Thanks guys.
For the next rescue Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Donbrothers, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Princess Anita, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Kamen Rider (1971), Hibiki Riders, Agito Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Faiz Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Dragon Knight Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Wallflower Blush, Alice Kingsleigh, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Sakura Knudson, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman and his counterparts, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Venus, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily as well as Motor Ed, Rollar Ghoster, Madame Catastrophe, Fortress Crab, Live Action Sideways and Mr. Mxyzptlk as well as Yang, Zipp Storm, J.P., Cyber Dragon, Number 17: Leviathan Dragon and Meteor Black Dragon and we're going to help Misty be reunited with her father and this is gonna be an awesome mystery for us as we help her figure out her past and reunite her with her family. Also we're going to battle Darker versions of Lori, Luan, Lynn, Lola and Lisa and we're going to tear those evil versions of Lincoln's sisters apart and Carol, Maggie, Margo, Roxanne and Darcy are all going to transform against them and make them pay. Also we're going to battle Another Insane Squidward, Ru'Afo, Farting Living Burrito, Nojoke, Elemental Farting Bandits, Roller Ghoster and Motor Ed and also we're going to meet a gene-slammer for Turbo Man named Trifa Turbo and she is REALLY FAST.
The next one to face another of the resurrected mind-controlled Universe 666 Z-Fighters' foes is Pepe Le Pew
For Lincoln's rescue tomorrow, we're heading to Queens, New York, specifically Calvary Cemetery, but we got word from one of Darren Devereaux's friends concerning what's been happening. Apparently, the citizens of Queens, New York, are being haunted by the spirits of the deceased coming back from the dead and wandering the place. But, the dead are actually trying to deliver a warning: someone has been wrongfully buried among them, an ex-communicated old enemy of Darren Devereaux's past was buried among the dead instead of being buried outside the cemetery: a sign of being damned to Hell for eternity for his life of sin. So, we're going to exhume the body and rebury him outside the cemetery among other ex-communicated outcasts, and we're also going after the one responsible for having him buried there: a former friend of Darren Devereaux's who foolishly tried to help the dead man but wound up falling into darkness. And we're going to meet the next group of Cybertronian Gene-Slammers, their names are Akiko Mahōtenshi, the Twitch Gene-Slammer, Chitose Mahōtenshi, the Thrash Gene-Slammer, Eriko Mahōtenshi, the Hashtag Gene-Slammer, Fubuki Mahōtenshi, the Nightshade Gene-Slammer, and Inori Mahōtenshi the Jawbreaker Gene-Slammer A.K.A. The Mahōtenshi Sisters, these five sisters are Lincoln's Guardian Angels from Japan and classmates in English, and they're also amazing fashionistas and athletes, and they're the sisters of Hiroman, Mitsuki, and Hazuki. Akiko has pink hair with matching clothes, Chitose has red hair with matching clothes, Eriko has red hair with matching clothes, Fubuki has violet hair with matching clothes, and Inori has orange hair with matching clothes. Lincoln made the Mahōtenshi sisters beautiful necklaces, and to show thanks, they kissed Lincoln on the lips, and as a result, Lincoln promised that when he comes of age, he will marry the Mahōtenshi sisters along with the rest of his harem, and they hate Bradley Uppercrust III with a blazing passion, the reason why is because he tried to sabotage the sports equipment and the newest clothing that the Mahōtenshi sisters made, but they and Lincoln jumped him and beat the crap out of him.
Next up is Finding Dory and we're going to battle the Giant Squid in that one.
See you next time.
