This chapter is based on the movie Grown Ups
In the early morning hours at 2:30 AM, Lincoln had a dream, and he saw four figures who was hiding out and living in the streets of Oakland, California. But, they were no four figures, they were Christine and Carrie Richmond, adopted daughters of Lincoln's future wife, Cyberverse Shadow Striker. Rin-Rin, daughter of Lincoln's future wife, Min Min. and Ping, Rin-Rin's Chinese Goose. Lincoln woke up from the dream, but he wasn't the only one, Cyberverse Shadow Striker, Min Min, Black Alpha, Nico, and I also had the same dream.
Lincoln: Same dream?
Black Alpha: We sure did, Lincoln.
Cyberverse Shadow Striker: And not only that, it also means that we found out where our kids are at.
Min Min: And a Chinese Goose as well. Any ideas where are they at?
Me: they're at Oakland, California.
Nico: The same place when we found Teddy, Mira Yukiko, Red Aid, and Oreline?
Lincoln: I know, Nico. Come on, we'd better hurry to rescue them, and bring them to the Estate.
Black Alpha: We're on it, Lincoln.
Lincoln, Black Alpha, Cyberverse Shadow Striker (who has a human disguise), Min Min, Me, and Nico were heading to Oakland, California. Lincoln saw a 13-years-old girl who has fair skin, grayish chartreuse green eyes with single line eyeliner, and blonde shoulder-length hair with blunt bangs. She wears a dark green jacket over a dark blue shirt that has a purple Decepticon symbol on the front, a black long skirt, light gray leggings and brown ankle-length high heel boots. She wields an cybertronian assault sniper rifle. A 12-years-old who has fair skin, grayish chartreuse green eyes with single line eyeliner, light brown shoulder-length hair with blue stripe on the right side of her bangs. She wears a white shirt with black long sleeve and a purple Decepticon symbol on the front with black flames around it, maroon slim ankle pants, and black ballet flats. She wields cybertronian twin blade katanas. A athletic and slender 12-years-old young Chinese girl who has fair skin, green eyes with round glasses with black rims, and short blonde hair with straight-cut bangs and a fringe. Her arms resembles ramen noodles with a heavy ball on the right while a dragon head on the left. She wears an orange beanie/toque, an orange and green athletic shirt, orange and green athletic shorts, black calf-length leggings, and black flats. And a chinese goose with gray and white feathers, yellow beak, and black legs with webbed-like feet. Lincoln saw who they are, they were Christine Richmond, Carrie Richmond, Rin-Rin, and Ping the Chinese.
Lincoln: Excuse me, are you Christine, Carrie, and Rin-Rin?
Christine Richmond: yes we are.
Carrie Richmond: And who are you?
Lincoln: I'm Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, and this is the dark knight and leader of the Heroic Elementals, Black Alpha, my older brother and leader of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, J.D. Knudson, and my second brother and second leader of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Nico Chan. And there's also someone you know all too well.
Then, Cyberverse Shadow Striker (who's human disguise is a taller and thin yet muscular 17-years-old rebel girl who has light skin, red eyes, and a black short hair in a messy bob cut styled with purple stripes. She wears a light purple tank top underneath a dark purple leather jacket with blue stripes on the sleeves and on the front, a purple belt with an outline of the Decepticon symbol as the buckle, purple jeans, and dark purple knee-high boots.), Min Min came out, and when Christine Richmond, Carrie Richmond, and Rin-Rin saw them, they were stunned. and when Lincoln see Cyberverse Shadow Striker's human disguise, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding.
Rin-Rin: (Chinese Accent) Mǔqīn? (Mother?)
Min Min: I'm here, my little ramen.
Christine Richmond, Carrie Richmond, and Rin-Rin, ran up to Cyberverse Shadow Striker, Min Min, and they hugged, and they cried tears of happiness, and we looked on at the scene. Lincoln joined in on the hug, along with me, Nico, and Black Alpha.
Lincoln: And there's something you two should know, Shadow Striker, Min Min, your mothers are many of my many future wives.
Christine Richmond, Carrie Richmond and Rin-Rin: Does that means...you're our father.
Lincoln: (smiled) What else I won't I be?
That filled Christine Richmond, Carrie Richmond and Rin-Rin with joy, Lincoln picked them up and they hugged, and we had a smile on our faces and tears in our eyes. and Ping the Chinese Goose join the hug as well.
Cyberverse Shadow Striker: Oh, and thanks for helping me find a human disguise, Linky. I look like a real rebel girl.
Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Shadow Striker.
Suddenly, Lincoln wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around Cyberverse Shadow Striker and he kissed her on the lips which she returned with intense passion as she wrapped her arms around him. Lincoln separated, but Cyberverse Shadow Striker still had a red blush on her face with steam coming out of her ears.
Cyberverse Shadow Striker: (In Heaven) What...a...man.
Min Min: (Chuckles in a good goofy mood) That's our Lín jī. (Linky.)
Lincoln: Alright, everyone, let's go home. I can't wait until we tell everyone in the morning about this.
We went back home to the Estate, and Lincoln told everyone what happened, and he then introduced Christine Richmond, Carrie Richmond and Rin-Rin to the rest of his siblings, who are now their aunts. We were proud of what Lincoln did in reuniting Cyberverse Shadow Striker, and Min Min, and with their kids, and Christine Richmond, Carrie Richmond and Rin-Rin now has a loving, strong, brave, and caring father in their life.
Walking through the park of Paris, France was Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Donbrothers, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Princess Anita, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Kamen Rider (1971), Hibiki Riders, Agito Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Faiz Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Dragon Knight Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Wallflower Blush, Alice Kingsleigh, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Sakura Knudson, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman and his counterparts, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Venus, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily as well as Eris, Quackor, Bad End Pretty Cure, Thromnambular, Owlman and Antlion Fangire as well as Lane, Howard the Duck, Miia, Rachnera, Cerea and Fi and we were there for another awesome and fun rescue.
Me: I always love coming to Paris.
Lola: Me too. So pretty.
Varie: It sure is.
Lily: I agree there too.
Marinette: I agree there. Paris is so amazing.
Janeen Aran: It sure is awesome.
Laney: I agree there too.
Nico: Yeah. Lane I want to thank you, Eris and your teams for coming with me.
Lane: No problem Nico. This is gonna be a really awesome adventure.
Eris: I agree there guys. It will be so fun.
Nico: Howard, remember when we met you last year?
Howard: I sure do and that was awesome.
Me: That was really awesome and fun.
Laney: It sure was.
Howard: Yeah and I think it's really fun being with you all too.
Laney: It sure is.
Nico: Yep.
Maria: I loved that movie Howard The Duck from 1986 and that was a great movie. Stupid blockhead critics ruined it.
Me: Yeah those blockhead critics. They wouldn't know a good movie if it came up to them and kicked them in their asses.
Nico: Personally, I think you're like that one Disney or Looney Tunes in a world full of superheroes.
Howard: (Laughs) I like that. That is cool.
Qin: Yeah no kidding!
Lola: It sure is awesome.
Nico: Yep.
Jen Tennyson: Yeah. It was awesome having mom and dad with us.
Me: Yeah that was fun.
Laney: And we helped Dory rescue her mom and dad and had an awesome seafood meal with squid steaks.
Me: We sure did. (LOUD BURP) Pardon me.
Nico: Who liked eating it?
We all raised our hands.
Me: We loved it.
Laney: We sure did. (BURPS) Oh sorry.
Lana: That was cool.
Varie: Boy it sure was.
Qin: We never saw a Squid like that before. It was beautiful.
Maria: And it was like fighting Glut
Me: Except he wasn't a shark. He was a 50 foot long Firefly Squid. Something we never saw before.
Nico: Yeah. J.D. do you have a picture of a Firefly Squid?
Me: Sure.
I showed one.
Me: Here.
Nico: Whoa that is beautiful.
Laney: Wow! No kidding. And that squid was that big? That's amazing.
Camie: It sure is.
Varie: It was awesome though.
Nico: But fighting both wasn't easy.
Me: No it wasn't. Still fun though.
Lola: It sure was.
Misty Tredwell: It sure was good though. (BURPS) Oh pardon me.
Rarity: That was still an amazing adventure though darlings.
Camie: It sure was.
Varie: Yeah.
Nico: Let's keep an eye out for anything suspicious.
Qin: Agreed.
Lincoln: Okay, guys, we've got ourselves a huge emergency: we got word that a clone of Lady WiFi is here, and she's causing havoc.
We gasped, and Nico was already growling like a rabid dog.
Nico: What?! When I get my hands on the asshole bastard who made that clone, I'm gonna...!
Eli: I picked up on the dark energy from him, it was Universe 666 Sebastian, he was the one who'd made that clone to cause havoc.
We gasped.
Nico: Hadn't forgotten about his powers with Infernal Darkness. We're gonna need Sebastian for this.
Lincoln: Even more, Nico, since we got another Akumatized Villain clone running loose, we're gonna need all hands on deck.
Lincoln called the rest of the team, and they arrived.
Lori: We heard everything, and we're ready for her.
Lincoln: Without a doubt. (Sensed for the Lady WiFi Clone) AHA! Gotcha! I just spotted the clone of Lady WiFi, she's 20 yards away and she's already causing havoc.
Nico: Let's head on over and trash that clone.
Lincoln: Yeah! (Sensed Flip's musclebound thugs) Uh oh, hold up, I sensed a massive army of Flip's musclebound thugs also heading right for us.
Nico: (GROWLS) That mutant just doesn't even know when to quit!
Suddenly, we saw a massive army of Flip's musclebound thugs arrive, and they came barreling towards us in a fit of rage.
Lincoln: I knew there was no mistaking the stench of B.O. in the air!
Lincoln fired vacuum tubes from his chest which latched onto the chests of Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs, and then, the vacuum tubes literally began sucking Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs dry of all their massive muscle mass, virility, blood, and physical strength, and all of it was being pumped into Lincoln and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed and he also grew even stronger. When Lincoln was done, the vacuum tubes detached themselves from the chests of the thugs and went back into Lincoln, and the thugs were now dead from blood loss and thin as a rake and he fired a blast of red energy and destroyed them leaving them as ashes. Then, we set our sights on the Lady WiFi Clone.
We were flying, and then, we saw the Lady WiFi clone causing havoc.
Lincoln: There she is. EINI, LET'S SPEED AWAY!
Lincoln transformed into Thunder Hare, and he unholstered his massive greatsword and lightning whip and his angelic and demonic greatswords appeared at his sides.
Me: Lets go get her.
We were then hit with a pause Rune. Lady Wifi then appeared and put a banana peel in front of Nico.
Lady Wifi: (laughs) Too easy!
She undid the pause and Nico tripped on the banana peel.
Nico: WHOA!
CRASH! LOUD NUMBERS OF FARTS!
Nico slipped crashed into a huge truck full of whoopee cushions!
Me: WHOA!
Luan: Boy that was a Gas! (LAUGHS)
WE LAUGHED!
Nico: Very funny!
Then, Lincoln went after the Lady WiFi clone, and he slashed her with his massive greatsword and his angelic and demonic greatswords also slashed the Lady WiFi clone.
SLASH! SLASH! SLASH! SLASH! SLASH! SLASH! SLASH! SLASH! SLASH! SLASH! SLASH! SLASH!
And Lincoln also whipped her with his lightning whip and the Lady WiFi clone also got electrocuted badly.
Me: Damn, Lincoln's tearing her apart. Hey, leave some for the rest of us.
Lincoln kicked the Lady WiFi clone away, and the rest of us landed.
Nico: Even if you're just a clone, you're just as bad as the real one!
Pakura: She sure is, and there's the matter of who created her: that bastard lunatic monster.
Me: Lets do it! KIBAL LETS HOWL!
(THE WOLF AND THE MOON BY BRUNUHVILLE PLAYS)
I turned into Wolf Moon 🌙!
Me: (HOWLS)
Lady Wifi hit us with a pause rune again. She then put a cow near Rolf and tipped it over.
Lady Wifi: Cow tipping at its' finest!
She undid the pause and the cow fell on Rolf.
Rolf: MAMA A BANDAGE FOR ROLF!
CRASH!
Me: Oh man!
The cow crushed him!
Rolf: (In pain) Never again will Rolf store house keys in his trouser pockets.
I got the cow off him.
Me: Geez!
Maria: Rolf you'll be okay.
Cow moos.
I snapped my fingers and made us impervious to Lady WiFi's pause.
Me: Lets get her!
Lady Wifi creates a fast-forward rune and gets atop it to zoom forward at a blinding speed at us
I ran fast and bashed her in her face with explosive force!
KRABLAM!
I went over and kicked Lady WiFi's phone out of her hands.
Me: Okay you bitch! I thought you were after Chloe for how she hurt you?
Nico: Yeah!
Livewire then flew in with intense lightning!
THUNDERCLAP!
Livewire: Remember me?
Lady WiFi: YOU! YOU HURT ME ALL OVER! I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU!
She fired a wave of lightning and it hit Lady WiFi and electrocuted her!
Me: Time to terminate your connection!
Livewire threw another lightning bolt at Lady Wifi and it hit her. However, a rune with a camera on it to record the attack. Livewire threw another lightning bolt at Lady Wifi only for her to dodge it.
Lincoln then fired waves of lightning and electrocuted Lady WiFi all over.
Me: Time for some jeweled power!
I formed my scythe into a sword and I used the Kiramager Gear!
I got the Swords of Crystal!
Me: This will dazzle you into nothing!
She fired a wave of lightning and I formed a wall of Diamond and it absorbed the lightning and I had the wall fire rainbow lightning and the blasts hit Lady WiFi and electrocuted her all over.
Poromon threw a beer bottle at Lady Wifi but Lady Wifi flicks a rewind rune at him. She then made the attack reverse itself, undoing the beer bottle throw entirely.
Poromon: HEY!
But then..
SMASH!
The bottle hit Poromon on his head!
Xenia: Ouch.
Poliwag: HEY! NO ONE DOES THAT TO US!
Poliwag slapped her all over the place with his tail!
Lady Wifi pushes some buttons on her phone, healing her damage.
Poliwag kicked the phone out of her hands.
Surprisingly the phone she had got knocked out of her hands and I caught it.
I then crushed the phone with my hand!
SMASH!
Nico: Not so tough without your phone!
Lincoln: Yeah!
Me: Now this!
I fired waves of blue fire and Sapphire Water and blasted her all over.
Lincoln fired waves of lightning and fire and burned her all over.
Nicole: Taste the stars!
She fired star blasts and basted her all over!
Chloe: This is for trying to hurt me!
KRABLAM!
She punched her in the face!
Livewire zapped her again.
She fired a wave of lightning and electrocuted her all over.
Ed: ED SMASH BAD INTERNET LADY!
He smashed and pulverized her all over!
Eddy: (LAUGHS) Go Lumpy Go!
Rolf: Save some for Rolf!
Rolf went over to her.
Rolf: YOU HAVE SQUEEZED AN ORANGE RIND IN THE EYE OF ROLF! ROLF WILL RELEASE HIS RAGE NOW!
He went and smashed Lady WiFi all over and smashed her into a bunch of cabbages!
Man: MY CABBAGES!
Rolf: YOU HAVE BROKEN THE CELERY STALK ON THE SPINE OF A SEA URCHIN!
Lady WiFi: What did he say?
Rolf then mercilessly thrashed her in a brutal fight cloud!
Ed: Go Rolf!
Carmen: Yeah! Go Captain Rolf!
Qin: Yeah!
Me: Smell this one! (ACTIVATES CHAOS (PRIMAL RAGE) RIDEWATCH)
LOUD FART!
I released a toxic dark green fart cloud and it hit Lady WiFi and she was convulsing from a NASTY SEIZURE!
Horsea: Stinky!
Nicole: Nice one dad!
Qin: Yeah!
Me: So is this! (ACTIVATES DIABLO (PRIMAL RAGE) RIDEWATCH)
I Fired a blast of fire from my hand and it hit Lady WiFi and she exploded into flames!
KRABBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!
Nico: WHOA! Infernal!
Laney: Yeah!
Nick Russel: That's hot!
Me: How about this too! (ACTIVATES VERTIGO (PRIMAL RAGE) RIDEWATCH)
I did a REALLY POWERFUL glare and started going into a MASSIVE MURDEROUS INSANITY!
She was laughing like a crazy fucked up nutjob and was bashing herself on rocks and really hurting herself!
Horsea squirted ink at her.
SPLAT!
It squirted right into her eyes.
Lady WiFi was in pain and couldn't see.
Suddenly, Pakura's brown eyes turned neon brown and she was surrounded by an orange and red energy aura with stars, fire, flames, heat, phoenixes, and angels, she unholstered her massive greatsword from her back, and as she approached the Lady Wifi Clone, she left orange and red energy, stars, fire, flames, heat, phoenixes, and angels with every step.
Pakura: Even if you're just a clone of Lady WiFi, you're still just as bad as she is, but even worse, you were given life thanks to that monstrous demon, Universe 666 Sebastian, you reek of the Infernal Darkness that brought you to life, and you must be destroyed here and now.
Suddenly, Pakura was surrounded by a massive vortex of orange and red energy with stars, fire, flames, and heat surrounding the vortex, there are phoenixes and angels flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a brown phoenix with red eyes glaring at the Lady Wifi Clone: the red eyes of death. Then, as the vortex faded, Pakura emerged, but she was changed forever.
(ABOMINABLE SANDS BY DANTE'S INFERNO PLAYS)
Pakura grew to 7'9" in height, she has metal gold bracers on her biceps and thighs, and she now has eleven large brown orbs orbiting around her legs, she has the body of a voluptuous goddess, she has gold highlights in the bangs of her green hair that she tied in a bun on top of her head with a hair needle running through it and one short and long strands of hair with orange tips framing each side of her face and she has a large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four large orbiting golden rings on each corner behind her head, she has neon brown eyes and an orange and red energy aura with stars, fire, flames, heat, phoenixes, and angels surrounding her and immense neon rainbow protective aura with elements swirling around it, she has a phoenix and lizard emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with orange iris, she has on lizard earrings with orange gems for eyes and holding the Fire, Heat, and Eternity Kanjis in its hands, she has on her Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with orange gems in the gold flame links and orange crystal links and an orange lizard-shaped Element of Harmony and on the bottom of the Element of Harmony is a lizard with orange gems for eyes and holding the Fire, Heat, and Eternity Kanjis in its hands for the pendant, and she has on a white and gold accented choker on her neck. Pakura has on a sleeveless backless top and short tight pants with two lapels on the front and the back, an obi around her waist, purple arm-warmers which extend up to her shoulders, and bandages around her tights and ankles and she has on a long sleeveless white trenchcoat with stars, fire, flames, heat, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails, and on the back is a phoenix surrounded by flames and heat. Suddenly, Pakura felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, massive green angel wings with orange tips grew and sprouted out of her back. Pakura has on her Ring of the Phoenix with large orange gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand. Suddenly, Pakura's massive greatsword and all the greatswords and swords she'd gotten began merging together and they're suddenly surrounded by a kaleidoscope of orange and red energy, stars, fire, flames, heat, phoenixes, and angels, and when it emerged, it transformed into Pakura's Scorching Desert Heat Fire Phoenix Angel Greatsword of Scorching Desert Heat Fire Phoenix Angel Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded orange gems and the Sand Village symbol and phoenix etched on the 7'6" massive, wide, double-edged orange blade, large orange lizard heads for the crossguard, large white angel faces built into both sides of the hilt with large orange gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large orange lizard heads with orange gems for eyes and large orange lizard head with orange gems for eyes and orange gem in its mouth on the bottom of the orange lizard heads for the pommel, she has on her large gold Bracers of The Champions of The Universe with orange gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet on her left gold Bracer, her large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold lizard head with orange gems for eyes and large orange gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's an orange kanji below the phoenix that said, "Pakura, Well-Renowned Kunoichi of The Hidden Sand Village, Master of The Scorch Style, Destroyer of The Hidden Sand Village Traitor Chiyo, One of Naruto Uzumaki's future wives, Student and teacher of Maki of The Sand, Archenemy of Trifire, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Fire, Flames, Heat, Scorch Style, Phoenixes, and Angels"
パクラ、砂隠れの里の有名なくノ一、灼熱流の達人、砂隠れの里の破壊者、裏切り者チヨ、うずまきナルトの将来の妻の一人、砂のマキの生徒であり教師、トライファイアの大敵、勇敢な戦士コスモス、宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先の守護者、擁護者、そして救世主、宇宙への希望の大使であり灯台、友情とエレメントの力のマスター、セレスティアル・ゼルナガの怒りのマスター、ブラック・ゲートのマスター、究極の善の究極の力、真実の真の女神、正義、愛、思いやり、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠心、正直さ、寛大さ、優しさ、無私の心、勇気、そして信頼、悪の破壊者とスレイヤー、錯乱、殺人的で冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、そして火、炎、熱、灼熱のスタイル、フェニックス、天使の達人
Pakura has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-SAND KUNOICHI-LIZARD-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA COSMIC FIRESTORM SCORCHING HEAT DESERT LIZARD PHOENIX ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC FIRESTORM SCORCHING HEAT DESERT LIZARD PHOENIX ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE COSMIC FIRESTORM SCORCHING HEAT DESERT LIZARD PHOENIX ANGEL LOVE!
We were amazed by Pakura's Super Angel-Sand Kunoichi-Lizard-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation, but when the Lady WiFi clone saw it, she went mad and ran at her to kill her, but Pakura fired a massive barrage of orange and red energy, stars, fire, flames, heat, phoenixes, and angels which hit the Lady WiFi clone and she got burned badly, she got back up, but now, she was even madder than ever.
Pakura: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Cosmic Firestorm Scorching Heat Desert Lizard Phoenix Angel and Divine Cosmic Firestorm Scorching Heat Desert Lizard Phoenix Angel Love) Alright, now it's high-time for us to deal with you for good, you rotten clone.
Me: You better be ready, you menace of technology.
Qin: She's in for it now!
Skywarp fired his blasters at her.
Blasting Lady WiFi all over.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Almighty Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Greatsword of True Almighty Cosmic United Friendship Universal Storm Hope Elemental Bravery and True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Vampire-Werewolf-Buffalo-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Cosmic Harmony Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Harmony Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Harmony Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Hope, and his new greatswords were ready as well.
Then, I transformed into Super Angel-Wolf Moon-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Angel Hope and unholstered my massive J.D. Knudson's Universal Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Greatsword of Universal Eternal Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Justice and we joined Pakura and so did the rest of us as we unholstered our massive greatswords and transformed.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Your days of causing havoc are over, you despicable clone, and if you're watching this, Universe 666 Sebastian.
Lincoln made a portal that led to that lunatic's castle on the grounds where Perfecto Prep once stood and fired a blast of holy water which hit Universe 666 Sebastian and he got burned badly, and that made him roar with uncontrollable insanity and rage.
Lincoln, Pakura, and I went after the Lady WiFi Clone, and we fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, orange and red energy, fireworks, rainbows, storm clouds, gold halo rings, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, sports equipment, leaves, plants, pumpkins, dark lightning, pumpkin fire, swords, fruits, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, butterflies, moths, spades, hearts, aces, diamonds, clubs, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Explosions, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Mammoths, Pegasi, Windigos, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, Mermaids, Basilisks, Cockatrices, Cerberus, Perytons, Griffins, Sphinxes, Hippogriffs, Manticores, and Mythological Animals at the Lady WiFi Clone, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit her.
Then, we attacked her with energy slashes from our massive greatswords leaving scars on her and Lincoln left many more by firing rainbow energy slashes with his gold-plated claws and his two new massive greatswords and I also left many more by firing blue fire energy slashes with my claws, and he, Pakura, and I attacked him hard with energy punches, energy kicks, and karate chops and they're super mega-painful because of our superhuman strength, along with elemental blasts, and this was really driving the Lady WiFi clone insane and straight to the brink of insanity.
Lady WiFi Clone: YOU! YOU! I WILL KILL YOU ALL!
The Lady WiFi clone went at us mad with rage and insanity as we saw a black and dark purple aura form around her: we knew all along it was the Infernal Darkness of Universe 666 Sebastian that had given him life. Sebastian fired blasts of Divine Darkness which hit the Lady WiFi clone, and she lost the additional dark powers that lunatic gave her.
Nico: Keep it up!
Me: Oh we plan to!
I pulled out a boombox.
(I WROTE THIS BY PATRICK STAR PLAYS)
Twinkle, twinkle, Patrick Star
I made myself a sandwich
My mommy named it Fred
It tastes like beans and bacon
And smells like it's been dead
Writing stuff is hard so I use a pointy pencil
Pointy pointy pointy, pointy pointy point
P.U., what's that horrible smell?
Drum solo!
I have a head, that ends in a point
Pointy pointy pointy, pointy pointy point
This song is over, except for this line:
You win this round
Broccoli
LADY WIFI SCREAMED IN PAIN AT HOW BAD THE SONG WAS AND SHE WAS REALLY IN A LOT OF PAIN!
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) This has gone on long enough. PARASITIC SYMBIOTE ENERGY DRAIN!
Lincoln fired tentacles of symbiote goo with mouth-like suckers, and as they latched onto the Lady WiFi clone, Lincoln began sucking out and absorbing his energy and assimilating his powers as streams of blue energy were being sucked out of the Lady WiFi clone and flowing into Lincoln and Lincoln's abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed and he also grew even stronger.
Then, as Lincoln sucked out the last of the Lady WiFi Clone's energy, she was now absolutely weak and drained of energy.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Now, to finish you off for good. SCORCH STYLE NINJA ART: EXTREMELY STEAMING MURDER!
Lincoln formed orbs of heat and sent them right at the Lady WiFi Clone, and when the orbs touched her, it instantly evaporated all the water inside her body, leaving her in a mummified state and steam was emitting from her body and he sent the clone's spirit to The Black Gates. Everyone cheered as Lincoln, Pakura, and I holstered our massive greatswords on our backs and powered down, and Pakura's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, gold halo, and massive green angel wings are permanent.
Eli: WHOA! Lincoln, how did you learn how to use the Scorch Style?
Lincoln: Pakura trained me and Stella in using her Scorch Style, and I used it on some of Icky Vicky's thugs once, and it turned them into mummified husks.
Me: Yeah, we saw it for ourselves.
Nico: And it was really intense. It was like they died of unendurable thirst underneath a scorching desert sun, and it was worth it to see the look of anger on that monstrous fire-breathing bubble-butted dragon.
Me: Pakura's Scorch Style is like standing on the Earth when the sun turns into a Red Giant.
Lori: That is literally scary. Icky Vicky's literally becoming worse and worse every day, but it'll all end soon once we get rid of her on December along with Flip and finally kill Xehanort.
Me: You said it.
Lincoln: If there are some who deserve The Black Gates, it's those three. Flip's been nothing more than a stain on Michigan for years, and he's done a ton of crimes that made him nothing more than a traitor to the world, Icky Vicky's nothing but a demonic monster who wants to kill all kids and see the world burn, and Xehanort. Ugh, forget it, he's done a ton of crimes against the universe that all The Keyblade Knights all over want him to die horribly.
Me: You got that right.
Lola: Yeah!
Horsea: That takes care of that!
Me: You got that right.
Qin: (LAUGHS) Yeah!
Pakura: That was really fun and cool.
Laney: It sure was.
We heard UNIVERSE 666 SEBASTIAN ROAR IN POWERFUL FURY!
Me: UP YOURS YOU FUCKING CHUMP!
Nico: I'm telling you. Say the word and we slit his throat!
Me: Patience Nico. The time will come.
Laney: Yeah.
Nico: Okay then.
Me: That was a crazy and fun battle.
Nico: I just think that we should get rid of the asshole before he becomes more powerful than all the other villains we fought.
Me: Oh you're right. (Sigh) Do it.
Nico: Really? Okay.
Sebastian Mendez: Be patient, Nico. I'll tell you when it's time to kill him.
Nico: I'll hold you to it.
Qin: Good.
Nico: Right now we have other things to worry about.
Lana: Like the Anothers to start.
Nico: And those are?
Eli: (Concentrates) WHOA! We have Another Evil Sakura (Genin), Opaline (Equestria Girls), Chaos (Primal Rage), Golden Record, Quackor the Fowl and Eris.
WE GASPED!
Sakura Haruno: Wait an evil version of me back when I was a genin!? This I got to see.
Twilight Sparkle: And wait Opaline is in the Human World too?
Eris: She is and we found out that she is the Principal of Maretime High. But don't worry she is not like the one we faced. She is more like Abacus Cinch.
Lola: Wow!
Nico: And Bob Roth's Akuma form, Golden Record. That is cool.
Me: Also I've read a lot of Internet literature where Sakura is evil like Sasuke.
Sakura Haruno: GEEZ! Was I really THAT bad?
Me: UCH! The worst! Don't take this the wrong way Sakura but it was crazy.
Sakura Haruno: I'll have to see how bad it is.
Nico: There they are!
We saw Another Evil Sakura (Genin), Opaline (Equestria Girls), Chaos (Primal Rage), Golden Record, and Quackor the Fowl!
WE GASPED!
Sakura Haruno: WHOA! That's me from back when I grew my hair out! Man that was crazy back then.
Ino: I can't believe you were like that back then Sakura.
Sakura Haruno: Boy no kidding.
Another Opaline: This is amazing huh?
Lincoln: Rita Risa!? Whoa!
They merged and she reverted back and was a girl with pink hair and pink clothes and pink eyes and had pink angel wings and had the symbol of Risa in the middle of her forehead and on her skirt and she had a keyblade.
Rita Risa: Awesome to see you again Lincoln.
Lincoln: Same here.
Nico: Care to introduce us Lincoln?
Lincoln: Rita Risa, Keyblade Knight of Risa, she's my Guardian Angel from Michigan and she's a powerful force of epic power. She was born and raised on the planet, Risa, and she has intense paradise powers and she's a master of nature. She is the Keyblade Knight of Risa, and she has also helped out The Enterprise in many of their travels through the galaxy and defended them from the many terrors and dangers they've fought against in the past. She came to Royal Woods long ago, and she really trained me a lot about how to use the Keyblade and I'd quickly absorbed all that knowledge, and I became an expert in wielding the Keyblade and she also trained me on how to use the magic spells associated with the Keyblade, and she's also one of the Keyblade Knights formed by Carolina Keyblada, and like her fellow Keyblade Knights, she harbors a deep grudge against Xehanort for all of the pain and suffering that he caused in his quest to forge the X-Blade and use it to destroy the entire universe and remake it in his image, and she swore if he ever returns again, she would slay him right where he stands and see to it that all those who follow him shall follow him to The Black Gates, and she also trained me a lot and she taught me everything that she knows when it comes to using the powers of paradise.
We were amazed.
Me: Wow! The Keyblade Knight of the Paradise planet of Risa. I remember that planet and it was awesome. The planet is really beautiful.
I pulled out photos of it.
Me: It's amazing for a vacation and the view of the Twin Suns Sunset is absolutely amazing.
Rarity: Oh that would is absolutely beautiful.
Nico: Wow! That is like Hawaii on steroids.
Me: Yep.
Nico: Imagine an Evil Sakura rant!
Laney: Not a bad idea!
Qin: Yeah!
Lola: We'll think of something for that.
Nico: Anyway, sorry we gotta do this.
Me: By the way is the Another Eris friendly or hostile?
Rita Risa: Friendly and she is a powerful force of water.
Me: Nice.
Girl Jordan: Lets separate you all first.
Girl Jordan and Leeli held hands.
(YURGEN'S TUNE PLAYS)
The skies had leaves and flowers flying in the wind along with sea dragons singing in the background
Girl Jordan and Leeli: (SINGING DIVINELY AS LEELI HAD FIREFLIES SWIRL AROUND HER AND GIRL JORDAN HAD HER AQUA BLUE AURA FLARED UP)
O holoré lay thee low
Holoél dark in the Deep
Down beneath the earth you go
Go holoré fast to sleep
O holoré lay thee low
Holoél dark in the Deep
Down beneath the earth you go
Go holoré fast to sleep
Fast to sleep
Fast to sleep
Dark holoré in the Deep
Rise again holoré now
Spring abundant holoél
Render green the dying bough
Raise the rock where Yurgen fell
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Spring abundant holoél
She glowed and the Anothers were separated.
Me: Time for action.
We fired waves of energy and blasted the Anothers and I caught the Wonder Ride Books.
Me: Awesome!
Another Evil Sakura was left.
Another Evil Sakura: YOU DISGUSTING SACK OF DIRT IDIOT J.D.! HOW DARE YOU TAKE AWAY SASUKE!
Me: Sheesh! Get a life!
Nico: She must really hate your guts J.D.
Me: In 150,000 years she hated my guts more than anything for making Evil Sasuke look like a total asshole imbecilic moron.
Nico: GEEZ! Well can't say that jerk had it coming. The motherfucking cur!
We laughed!
Konohamaru: YEAH SO SHUT UP UGLY!
WE GASPED!
Me: Uh oh! Oh fuck!
Nico: Since we don't have a rant for you yet, we'll just settle for simply killing you.
She then ran at us fast with a demonic grin and I then fired an energy blast and obliterated her in an instant and I caught the Wonder Ride Book.
Maria: Better call in backup. (TURNS DIAL) SERIOUS MOTORCYCLE CLUB!
She summoned Motor Ed, Rollar Ghoster, Madame Catastrophe, Fortress Crab, Live Action Sideways and Mr. Mxyzptlk!
Qin: Yeah!
Mr. Mxyzptlk: The one thing I like about Eris is how she's like me!
Me: That is true and awesome.
Qin: It sure is.
Lola: Yeah that is funny!
Qin: Yep. It sure is.
Eddy: Shame we destroyed the remote quickly. Wanted to know how many trick Lady Wifi had in store for us.
Me: Well some things are best left unsaid Eddy.
Qin: Yeah.
Me: Wait look!
We saw a figure and it was Another Eris!
Nico: WHOA!
Me: Another Eris.
Another Eris: I think this is awesome.
Me: That voice!
She reverted back and was a girl with blue hair, blue eyes, blue clothes, blue angel wings and she had a tiara with the symbol of the Wave Dopant on it and she had the same symbol on her skirt and a sword of water too.
Me: Winona Wave! Awesome.
Winona Wave: Awesome to see you again J.D.
Me: Same here. Winona is the Embodiment of the Wave Dopant and she has water powers that are 500 Sextillion times more powerful than all the water users we know put together. Also Eris will like this. She has the power to use the Golden Apples of Chaos.
Winona Wave: Yep. Watch.
She pulled out a golden apple and it formed into a bear trap and she threw it and then.
CLANG!
It latched onto a criminal's butt and he screamed and then he exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!
Eris: Wow! Now that was really chaotic!
Discord: That was really well done my dear!
Winona Wave: Thanks.
Sougo: (gets out Grand Zi O Ridewatch) Did Swartz promise you anything?
Grand Time! (Orchestral rock music) Kuuga, Agito, Ryuki, Faiz, Bla~de! Hibiki, Kabuto, Den-O, Kiva, Deca~de! W! OOO! Fourze~! Wizard, Gaim, Drive~! Ghost! Ex-Aid! Build~! Iwae! Kamen Rider~! GrandZi-O~!
Geiz: (gets out Geiz Majesty Ridewatch) Because we can grant it instead.
Majesty Time! G3, Knight, Kaixa, Garren, Ibuki, Gattack~! Zeronos, Ixa, Diend, Accel~! Birth, Meteor, Beast, Baron! Mach, Specter, Bra~ve! Cro~ss-Z! Kamen Rider~! GeizMaje~sty!
Sougo became Grand Zi O while Geiz became Geiz Majesty.
Winona Wave: No he didn't. I gave him an apple and ran fast and then it exploded and Swartz smelled like he was on the receiving end of the wrong end of a family of skunks.
Sakura Knudson: OH GOOD GOD! That explains why he smelled like a massive skunk colony back then!
Me: GEEZ! He must've had to take a huge bath in a swimming pool full of tomato sauce.
Sakura Knudson: Yep he sure did.
Nico: Yikes!
Lincoln: Lets separate you first.
He fired a wave of light and separated her.
Me: We're going to need my poisonous blood for this since the Another is a Goddess.
Zocks and Kaito: ZENKAIJU GEAR!
They donned their Zenkaiju Armor!
I then took out a dagger and cut my wrist and coated the dagger in my blood.
Me: Nice!
Nico: (gets out Eris' Ridewatch) Chaos is a wonderful thing!
Eris: It sure is!
Discord: I agree there too!
Winona Wave: It sure is.
She threw an Apple and it formed into a ROTTEN DISGUSTING NASTY PATTY! It went into the Another's mouth and she was THROWING UP! BAD!
Nico activated Eris and Quackor's ridewatches and fired waves of energy and smashed the Another all over.
May: Top this! (ACTIVATES BAD END PRETTY CURE AND THROMNAMBULAR'S RIDEWATCHES)
She fired a wave of energy and blasted the Another all over.
Maria: And this too! (ACTIVATES OWLMAN AND ANTLION FANGIRE'S RIDEWATCHES)
She fired energy blasts and smashed the Another all over.
Howard: Take this! (ACTIVATES QUACKOR'S RIDEWATCH)
He fired a laser vision blast and smashed the another all over.
Then Aqueduct, Pisces Zodiarts, Dr. Mingo, Ember Woman, Liquidroid Wateru and Syren came.
Nico: Nice team Aqueduct.
Aqueduct: Thanks. It's awesome.
?: It sure is.
Astro Man came.
Me: Astro Man. Awesome!
Astro Man: (In a girls voice) This will be fun.
Nico: Astal Astro!? Wow!
Astal Astro: Yep. I got this.
She fired star blasts and I threw the knife and it stabbed Another Eris and she was destroyed and I caught the Ridewatch and purified it.
Astal reverted back and was a girl with purple hair and purple eyes and had purple angel wings and she had purple clothes and had a symbol in the middle of her forehead that looked like Saturn with the Cassini Satellite.
Astal Astro: Awesome through and also three quarters of the Mega Man 8 robot gene-slammers are fully clothed. 2 of them will be naked.
Me: Wow.
May: Ha! I'm not getting thrown up on! (to Astal Astro) In your face!
BONK!
Maria bonked her on her head.
May: OUCH! Sorry.
Maria: Please don't do that.
Astal Astro: No worries.
Howard: Do you have any favorite memories?
Astal Astro: When me and Nico were at space camp and we discovered an amazing nebula and it had an amazing solar system in it.
Me: Wow!
Lola: That is cool.
Nico: Yep.
Nico and Astal hugged.
Nico: I've missed you.
Astal Astro: Same here.
We went back home.
After Nico's rescue, Lincoln and his harem, Me and my harem, Sumner Knudson, Patti Knudson, Sakura Knudson, Stellar, Stardust, Ken Knudson, Nico and his harem, Clyde and his harem, Naruto and his harem, Ed Cowart and his harem, Ets and his harem, Alex the Lion, Marty the Zebra, Melman the Giraffe, Gloria the Hippo, Gage the Hegehog, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Qin, Eli, Nicole Knudson and her siblings, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., Rita, Harriet Loud, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, Kuja, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, The Dynasty Warriors, The Samurai Warriors, Yakko, Cherry Hunter, Cammy, Milan Flare, Yoko, Wakko, Poison, Pyrrha Alexandra, Alice, Mimi Kitagami, Dot, Haneru Tobitatsu, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Z-Fighters, Max Goof, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), Baloo, King Mickey, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Aku-Aku, The Quantum Masks, Alternate Tawna, Spyro, Cynder, The Ghostforce, Rayman, Juniper Lee, The Louds' Scottish Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Demon Slayer Conglomerate, Anatankha, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Power Rangers, The Kamen Riders, Izuku and his friends, The Goths of Darkness, Sebastian Mendez, Darren Devereaux, Hiroshi Ohira, Brandon Skellington, Marshall Williams, Mal, Evie, Jay, Carlos, Ben, Norbert and Daggett, Heathcliff, Riff-Raff, Hector, Wordsworth, Mungo, Cleo, Leroy, Sylvester, Tom, Jerry, their friends and counterparts, Timmy Turner, Cosmo, Wanda, Poof, Trixie Tang, Sapphire, Emerald, Chester, A.J., Sanjay, Elmer, Chloe Carmichael, Tootie, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, and his harem, Universe 666 Clyde and his harem, Universe 666 Ets and his harem, The Lion Guard, Marinette and her friends, Sabrina Spellman, Liam, Carmen Rockell, The Teen Titans, The Royal Defenders, The Loonatics, Ty the Tasmanian Tiger, Sly the Tasmanian Tiger, Liu Kang, Kitana, Sonya Blade, Jax, Kung Lao, Sub-Zero, Nightwolf, Kotal Kahn, Jade, Tony Jones, Black Vulcan, Dazzler, Luz, and Lightning Lass are heading to the Earth where the Dark Versions of Lori, Luan, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Bobby, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the ten girls here, but we're going to deal with that universe's Flip along with the other Dark Versions of our friends and enemies here.
When we arrived here, it was like King Kai told us yesterday, it's a total wasteland because of these six individuals.
Me: What the?! Is this...?!
Nico: My god. What the hell happened here?
Lincoln: The Earth where the Dark Versions of Lori, Luan, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, Bobby, and Chandler came from, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the ten girls here, but we're going to deal with that universe's Flip along with the other Dark Versions of our friends and enemies here, along with evacuating the survivors and get rid of that version of Earth.
Qin: This is a total tragedy.
Lana: These people did nothing to deserve this.
Luan: Right, so let's get started with rescuing and evacuating the survivors, and then, we get rid of that universe's fat mutant along with the other Dark Versions of our friends and enemies here.
Lincoln: Right.
We got to work as we began finding the survivors and evacuating them through a portal that Lincoln made that led to Gotham Royal York.
?: (Weakly) Please..., help.
Suddenly, we saw someone heading for us, it was the Wasteland Earth's version of Lincoln, but he was so badly beaten up, and he was covered in slashes and bruises: we knew five bitches and two dumbass bastards who did this to him.
Me: MY GOD!
Nico: It's this Earth's Lincoln. Oh God, what did those bastards and bitches do to him?!
Lincoln: Obviously nothing good.
Lincoln got Wasteland Earth Lincoln into the portal, and he wound up at the infirmary and was being treated for what those Dark Versions of Lori, Luan, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, Bobby, and Chandler did to him.
Lincoln: Now, that we got all the survivors out, it's high-time we went hunting for that mutant and the Dark Versions of our friends and enemies.
Suddenly, we saw eight beautiful and super sexy girls with long hair in bubblegum pink, cherry red, navy blue, black, kiwi green, watermelon pink, and peach, purple hairbands, blue eyes, they were tall at 7'0" in height, they have the bodies of goddess and large breasts, fair skin, bubblegum pink, cherry red, navy blue, black, kiwi green, watermelon pink, and peach angel wings, and they were dressed in purple sleeveless tops, purple skirts, purple knee-high boots with butterfly buckles, and long white long-sleeved trenchcoat with stars, elements, light, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails and on the back are The Constructicons, holstered on their backs are massive greatswords, and with them are the ten girls.
Lincoln: (GASPS) Aurora Valentine, the Scrapper Gene-Slammer, Bria Valentine, the Long Haul Gene-Slammer, Claudia Valentine the Mixmaster Gene-Slammer, Gemma Valentine, the Scavenger Gene-Slammer, Lia Valentine, the Rampage Gene-Slammer, Serena Valentine, the Hightower Gene-Slammer, Rosa Valentine the Overload Gene-Slammer, and Vincenza Valentine the Scrapmetal Gene-Slammer A.K.A. The Valentine Sisters.
Aurora Valentine: That's right, and we got the girls away from this Earth's version of that mutant cheapskate along with the other Dark Versions of our friends and enemies, and they're already out for blood.
?: LOUD BELLOW OF RAGE!
Suddenly, we heard a bellow of rage, and we saw who it was heading our way, it was the Wasteland Earth version of Flip, along with the Wasteland Earth versions of Scoots, Hawk, Hank, Lewis Travolta, along with the other Dark Versions of our friends and foes, and they were out for blood.
Sylvester: We've had it up to hear with you for the last time, now you've left us no choice!
Sylvester unholstered his Sylvester's Blood-Soaked Vampiric Demon Darkness Greatsword of The Dracul and transformed into Super Angel-Cat-Vampire-Acme Dark Knight-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Angel of Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Justice and Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Death.
Lincoln: I have been waiting to this to that mutant for a very long time!
Selene Arcangela: We already got rid of Scoots, Hawk, Hank, and Ophelia Shroud last year, but this is going to be so much fun getting rid of them once more. Let's make every last one of these Dark Version assholes pay with their miserable lives!
Selene Emperyous: They've had this coming for a very long fucking time. Now, justice is about to be done and they will suffer God's wrath for their misdeeds.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Almighty Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Greatsword of True Almighty Cosmic United Friendship Universal Storm Hope Elemental Bravery and True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Vampire-Werewolf-Buffalo-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Cosmic Harmony Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Harmony Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Harmony Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Hope, TLPS Mr. Wolf transformed into his Super Angel-Wolf-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga form and the rest of The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms and they unholster their massive greatswords, The Dynasty Warriors and Samurai Warriors unholstered their weapons, Lincoln's sisters and parents transformed into their Super Angel United Friendship Universal Eternal Xelnaga forms and unholstered their massive greatswords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholstered their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Crash Bandicoot unholstered his massive Crash Bandicoot's Skylands Ten Elemental Wolf Draconic Bandicoot Greatsword of Ten Elemental Skylands Justice and Ten Eternal Elemental Skylanders True Bravery from his back and he transformed into Super Angel-Bandicoot-Dragon-Elemental Skylander-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Ten Elemental Knight Elemental Skylander Draconic Bandicoot Angel of Divine Ten Element Skylands True Hero Knight Draconic Bandicoot Angel Justice and Divine Ten Element Skylands True Hero Knight Draconic Bandicoot Angel Bravery, Sherlock Hound unholstered his massive Sherlock Hound's Demonic Dark Knight Sparda's Eternal Angelic Demonic Demon Hound Greatsword of Demonic Dark Knight Eternal Angelic Demonic Demon Hound Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Demon Hound-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Stellar Blood-Stained Dark Demonic Darkness Dark Knight Demon Hound Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Star Blood-Stained Dark Demonic Darkness Dark Knight Demon Hound Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Star Blood-Stained Dark Demonic Darkness Dark Knight Demon Hound Phoenix Angel Compassion, Max Goof unholsters his massive Max Goof's Heavenly Archangel Gabriel's Eternal Unbreakable Bonds of True Friends and Angels Holy Archangel Keyblade of Justice from his back and transformed into Super Angel-Disney Knight-Archangel-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Heavenly Light Hellish Darkness Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Heavenly Light Hellish Darkness Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Heavenly Light Hellish Darkness Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel Hope, Timmy Turner transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Wolf Moon-Mysticon Pink Wolf Mage-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Magic Celestial Fairy Magical Elemental Fairy Mysticon Wolf Moon Angel of Divine Elemental Celestial Fairy Magical Fairy Wolf Moon Justice and Divine Elemental Celestial Fairy Magical Fairy Wolf Moon Hope and he has his Timmy Turner's Lupus the Wolf's Celestial Elemental Harmonious Fairy Wolf Moon Mage's Staff of Elemental Magic Justice out and his Royal Eye of Lupus orb ready as well, Norbert Beaver unholstered his massive Hydros' Primordial Maelstrom Ocean Beaver Greatsword of Primordial Maelstrom Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Beaver-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Beaver Angel of Divine Oceanic Primordial Water Justice and Divine Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Compassion, Yakko, Wakko, and Dot transformed into their Super Angel-Phoenix-Warner-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms, Inuyasha unholstered his Inuyasha's Dog Hanyou Tessaiga Demon Slayer Fang Greatsword of Dog Hanyou Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Dog Hanyou-Yokai-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Angel of Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Justice and Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Hope, Brandon Skellington had his Pumpkin Scepter of Halloween Town Justice still in hand, Hiroshi Ohira unholstered his massive Hiroshi Ohira's Destructive Inferno Firestorm Phoenix Firebird Angel Greatsword of Destructive Inferno Fire Phoenix Firebird Angel Vengeance and Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Firestorm Firebird-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel Rage, Kuja had his Brumel Cores and Kuja's Eternal Wizard Redemption Mage's Staff of Elemental Magic Redemption Wizard Justice ready and transformed into Super Angel-Genome-Wizard-Dragon-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Celestial Wizard Genome Terra Redemption Draconic Magic Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Celestial Wizard Genome Terra Redemption Draconic Magic Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Celestial Wizard Genome Terra Redemption Draconic Magic Phoenix Angel Hope, Darren Devereaux, Sebastian Mendez, Qin, Clyde and his harem, Baloo, Izuku and his friends, The Z-Fighters, Daggett, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Naruto and his harem, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Demon Slayer Conglomerate, Anatankha, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), The Demon Slayer Corps, The Ghostforce, The Louds' Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Loonatics, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, Mal, Evie, Jay, Carlos, Ben, Heathcliff and his friends, Luan's team, Timmy's friends, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, and his harem, Universe 666 Clyde and his harem, Universe 666 Ets and his harem, my harem, Ed Cowart's harem, Ets' harem, Clyde's harem, Nico's harem, Lord Raiden and the Earthrealm Warriors, and The Royal Defenders got out their weapons, Rayman unholstered his massive Rayman's Eternal Night Dream Morpheus's Celtic Dream Eternal Night Dragon Fairy Phoenix Angel Greatsword of Peaceful Celtic Dream Eternal Night Dragon Fairy Phoenix Angel Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Dragon-Lum-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Eternal Celtic Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Dream Eternal Night Fairy Dragon Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Celtic Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Dream Eternal Night Fairy Dragon Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Eternal Celtic Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Dream Eternal Night Fairy Dragon Phoenix Angel Hope, Juniper Lee unholstered her Juniper Lee's Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Magicstorm Greatsword of Spirit World Magic Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Dragon-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Angel of Divine Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Justice and Divine Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Will, Liam unholstered his massive Liam Hunnicut's Arctic Qailertetang's Holy Arctic Thundersnow Greatsword of Holy Arctic Thundersnow Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Ice Dragon-Yuki-Onna-Musk Ox-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Angel of Divine Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Musk Ox Justice and Divine Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Musk Ox Hope, and Me, Ed Cowart, Ets, Ken, Nicole, Nico, Gage the Hedgehog, and Eli unholstered our massive greatswords and we transformed, and we went after Wasteland Earth version of Flip, along with the Wasteland Earth versions of Scoots, Hawk, Hank, Lewis Travolta, along with the other Dark Versions of our friends and foes, and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Blue Fire, Sand, Bubbles, steel orbs, throwing axes, and mythological animals, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit them.
Then, Lincoln fired gold spider silk that ensnared the Dark Wasteland Earth versions of Flip, Scoots, Lewis Travolta, Hawk, Hank, and the Dark Versions of our friends and enemies. Then, all of us went through a portal as we wound up back at The World Tree Estate, but we left the portal open for the big finale.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Now, to end this.
Lincoln held out his left hand, and then, he began sucking the Dark Wasteland Earth versions of Flip, Scoots, Lewis Travolta, Hawk, Hank, and the Dark Versions of our friends and enemies and the Dark Wasteland Earth dry of life energy as we saw their energy was being forcefully pulled out and was being absorbed into Lincoln as his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed and he began growing stronger and stronger and stronger still.
Then, as Lincoln sucked out the last of the Dark Wasteland Earth versions of Flip, Scoots, Lewis Travolta, Hawk, Hank, and the Dark Versions of our friends and enemies and the Dark Wasteland Earth dry of all their life energy, the Dark Wasteland Earth versions of Flip, Scoots, Lewis Travolta, Hawk, Hank, and the Dark Versions of our friends and enemies were reduced to lifeless weak husks and the Dark Wasteland Earth crumbled to dust as it and them were sent to The Black Gates. We all cheered as we holstered our weapons and powered down.
Lincoln: Whoa. Oh man, after what I just did in sucking the Dark Wasteland Earth versions of Flip, Scoots, Lewis Travolta, Hawk, Hank, and the Dark Versions of our friends and enemies and the Dark Wasteland Earth dry of all their life energy, I feel even more powerful than ever.
Chronoa: Moro's Energy Absorption is that powerful, he can drain a planet and its inhabitants dry of all its life energy, that's what made him a very dangerous threat.
Lincoln: Luckily, I'll use that on evil planets and its inhabitants, but that's the end of that Dark Earth and the Dark Versions of our enemies and friends. (To the Valentine Sisters) And it's so good to see you and your sisters again, Aurora.
Aurora Valentine: You too, Lincoln, it's been seven years since we last met, and it's so good to see you again, Ivy.
Isabella "Ivy" Valentine: You too, Aurora.
Lincoln went up to The Mahōtenshi Sisters and he hugged them, and The Mahōtenshi Sisters are very surprised at just how much taller, more handsome, and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since they last saw him, and they also felt just how much more stronger and how much more muscular he's really become, and they had an atomic red blush on their faces, and the atomic red blush on their faces soon became even deeper when she saw he still has his vampire fangs and massive white angel wings with stars on the feathers and orange and aurora-colored tips on the feathers, large gold halo with four large orbiting gold rings on each corner behind his head, along with hearing his mature, deeper, and manlier voice and seeing the large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on his head, eleven massive and long white wolf tails with rainbow markings and rainbow tips and white rabbit tail with rainbow markings on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, thick hair on his massive forearms, stubble on his jawline, and chest hair on his pecs, He-Man's chest harness, and many other accessories, and they also met his familiars, the male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, the white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and the white Wolf Familiar, Seiko.
Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I haven't seen you five since you were seventeen, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.
Bria Valentine: Holy crap, you sure have, you've really grown up to be very big and very strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the cute eleven-year-old little boy into a 18-year-old 8'5" tall, very handsome, and manly man with really massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, and you still have those vampire fangs and massive white angel wings, that's so awesome, and the large white wolf ears on your head and the eleven massive and long white wolf tails with markings and white rabbit tail on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, fine hair on your massive forearms, short beard stubble on your jawline, and chest hair on your pecs and many accessories and large gold halo with four large gold rings orbiting behind your head, that's really new, along with getting He-Man's chest harness.
Claudia Valentine: You've really really grown a lot and became a man, but you're still the same kind boy from long ago, plus, you've also grown even more bigger in muscle mass, you can land an airplane on that massive, wider, and more muscular back, squash a melon with those really muscular quads and thighs, and cut a rock into a diamond on those rock-hard eight-pack abs, and there's not even a tape measure long enough to measure that chiseled chest or massive biceps. Plus, we've also met your familiars, and they are really awesome.
Me: And he'd also been hit with massive amounts of cosmic radiation and he'd been imbued with the same powers as me, and he's become truly immortal, and Lincoln, you know these eight girls?
Lincoln: Indeed I do, J.D., meet Aurora Valentine, the Scrapper Gene-Slammer, Bria Valentine, the Long Haul Gene-Slammer, Claudia Valentine the Mixmaster Gene-Slammer, Gemma Valentine, the Scavenger Gene-Slammer, Lia Valentine, the Rampage Gene-Slammer, Serena Valentine, the Hightower Gene-Slammer, Rosa Valentine the Overload Gene-Slammer, and Vincenza Valentine the Scrapmetal Gene-Slammer A.K.A. The Valentine Sisters, these eight girls are my Guardian Angels are Lincoln's Guardian Angels from Italy and they're not only staff members in the Aquarium of Gotham Royal York, but they're also substitute teachers in my school, and they're the sisters of Isabella "Ivy" Valentine, in fact, they and Ivy are incredibly beautiful and it was said that The Valentine Sisters fell in love with me and they taught me quite a lot about life in the ocean.
Isabella "Ivy" Valentine: That's right. Plus, they are easily identified: Aurora has bubblegum pink hair with matching clothing, Bria has cherry red hair with matching clothing, Claudia has navy blue hair with matching clothing, Lia has honey yellow hair with matching clothing, Gemma has black hair with matching clothing, Serena has kiwi green hair with matching clothing, Rosa has watermelon pink hair with matching clothing, and Vincenza has peach hair with matching clothing. They and Lincoln would often swim with aquatic creatures, and surprisingly due to Lincoln's good nature, even the dangerous sea creatures such as the box jellyfish never even harmed Lincoln at all.
Nico: Wow, that's really awesome!
Selene Arcangela: That's right, Lincoln's good nature tamed even the most dangerous sea creatures. While swimming, each of the Valentine Sisters kissed Lincoln on the lips and have sworn to marry Lincoln once he comes of age. Plus, they hate Billy McLean with a blazing passion. The reason why is because before he could even try to steal a few orcas, Lincoln, Ivy, and the Valentine Sisters grabbed him and threw him into the ocean where he got stung by the box jellyfish.
Me: What a goddamn jerk.
Lincoln: Yep, but it was so hilarious seeing Billy get his just desserts for what he tried to do, and that also resulted in him getting sent back to prison, but not before he got treated for getting stung by the box jellyfish. And now that you and your sisters are here, Aurora.
Lincoln went up to and hugged each of The Valentine Sisters in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, he leaned his head down the right side of their necks, and he slowly bit each of them and he fed on their blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed along with his large gold halo and four orbiting gold rings on each corner of the halo behind his head and eleven massive and long white tails with rainbow tips and rainbow markings. He slowly unlatched his fangs from each of their necks as their necks healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit them.
Aurora Valentine: Wow, you're still just as gentle as ever when you feed on one of your Guardian Angels, Lincoln.
Suddenly, eight Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of The Valentine Sisters with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha along with white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks.
Bria Valentine: (Surprised) Lincoln, are these...?!
Lincoln: Yep, that's an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love and an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love, which means you're now part of my harem and my many future wives, Valentine Sisters.
The Valentine Sisters had a smile on their faces and tears in their eyes as Lincoln still had his massive and powerful muscular arms around them and he leaned down to each of their faces and kissed each of them on the lips and they also returned it, and we cheered for them, then we went up to the ten girls, and when Lincoln saw them, he immediately recognized them. The ten girls are Akane Niimura, Mao Asakura, Sumika Oohashi, Aya Itou, Ai Aihara, Ellen, and Chie from Futabu!, the Simulator versions of Nō and Oichi from Sengoku BASARA, and Dong Bai from Dynasty Warriors.
Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Akane Niimura, Mao Asakura, Sumika Oohashi, Aya Itou, Ai Aihara, Ellen, and Chie from Futabu!, the Simulator versions of Nō and Oichi from Sengoku BASARA, and Dong Bai from Dynasty Warriors.
Magoichi Saika (Sengoku BASARA): The Simulator versions of The Demon King's wife and sister from my world. Never thought I'd see them here.
Kasuga: Lincoln, it's imperative that you heal Simulator Oichi from our world by removing the power of the darkness that consumed her and help her realize she must never follow the path of Nobunaga Oda from our world.
Lincoln: Right.
Lincoln covered his hands in bright light and when he brought Simulator Oichi (Sengoku BASARA) in for a warm embrace, she felt an incredible warmth rush through her, and the dark power that had consumed her was purged forever and he helper realize that she must never follow the path of her cruel brother. With this realization, she broke down in tears and cried in happiness as she hugged Lincoln tightly as he didn't let go.
Oichi (Samurai Warriors): She suffered so much at the hands of someone she knew as family. Even my brother wouldn't do something as cruel as this.
Diao Chan: That is indeed true. Now, we need to move on to Dong Bai.
Lincoln: Why, what's wrong, Diao Chan?
Diao Chan: We hadn't actually met her last year, but I should probably tell you this: Dong Bai is the granddaughter of Dong Zhuo.
We gasped.
Lincoln: What?! She's the...?!
Lu Lingqi: That's correct, however hard it may be for you to admit. But, I believe that we can open her eyes, to make her understand that it's a mistake to follow the path of Dong Zhuo and, if it's possible, we can get her to join the Redemption Squad.
Eli: Is that even possible?
Lincoln: It's worth a try, Eli. Are you girls okay?
Akane Niimura: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.
Then, when Akane Niimura and the other seven girls saw who it was that saved them from the Wasteland Earth version of Flip, along with the Wasteland Earth versions of Scoots, Hawk, Hank, Lewis Travolta, along with the other Dark Versions of our friends and foes, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 18-year-old 8'5" tall, handsome hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, long wild white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair and large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on top of his head with large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four large orbiting golden rings on each corner behind his head, thick hair on his massive muscular forearms and beard stubble on his jawline, rainbow colored thunderbird with gold lightning bolt in its claws and the Ebonwu Squadron emblem on its chest emblazoned on his forehead and Third Eye with rainbow iris, rows of straight teeth with vampire fangs, Crest of Miracles on his massive right pec and golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle on his massive left pec, Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his massive, wider, and more muscular back, and on top is the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, Vampire Bat, Werewolf, and Buffalo and a Rinnegan-like marking, and right below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a rainbow kanji with nine magatama in between that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Almighty Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Almighty Master of The Elemental Forces, The Storms, The Cosmos, and The Universe, Master of Hero Personas and Many Powers, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Voice of Reason, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, Golden-Hearted Lover and Father of Many Kids, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Son of Lynn Sr. and Rita Loud, Loving Grandson of Albert Loud and Samuel Loud, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Future Husband, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family, Powerful Alpha Vampire-Werewolf-Cyborg Hybrid, Descendant of The Seventeenth Century Duke Lincoln McLoud of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Archenemy of Max Dillon Also Known as Electro, Destroyer and Slayer of Extremely Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry, Psychotic, Irredeemable Bastards and Tyrants, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, Jack-Of-All-Trades, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True God of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Savior of The Loud House and Michigan, True Immortal Hero and God, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of Many of Team Loud Phoenix Storm's Branch Teams, Spice Demon of The Loud Family, Surfer of The Legendary Wave Humungadunga, Third-In-Command And Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Emissary of The Cosmos and The Heavens, Ambassador of Harmony, Friendship, Purity, Hope, Courage, and Love, and God of Friendship, Hope, Love, Courage, and Justice Dodgeball Angel King of Gotham Royal York, The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms and Warriors of Japan, Fearsome Defender of His Many Guardian Angels, and Destroyer of The House of Damaskinos", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it on his broad left shoulder, and Mark of Manhood tattoo of a male bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" on his massive left muscular forearm, and he had his Rabbit Miraculous, Eini, with him, his male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, his white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and his white Wolf Familiar, Seiko, along with Darkus Battle Ax Vladitor, Darkus Omega Leonidas, Pyrus Omega Leonidas, Haos Omega Leonidas, Subterra Omega Leonidas, Ventus Omega Leonidas, and Ventus Omega Leonidas.
He had his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Almighty Eternal Friendship Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds, The Sickle Swords of Hinon, and the purified Universe 666 version of The Miracle Box holstered on his wider and muscular back, his large orange Crystal Saber, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, his Omnipotent Elemental Thunderbird Phoenix Angel of Universal Harmonious Loud Justice, Mythological Hope, and Eternal Love Almighty Book, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Elemental Harmony on his left hip, his Eater of Sins revolver and Elemental Universal Thunderbird hand-cannon Blaster holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation and embedded Stone of Gelel on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted gold metal bands with multi-colored on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, large gold Bracers of The Champions of the Universe with large rainbow gems on his large wrists with the Dragon Ball Bracelet on the left large gold cuff bracer and other bracelets merged with the left large gold Bracer and large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony shrunk to the size of a gem on top, massive indestructible white angel wings with stars and orange and aurora-colored tips on the large white feathers and eleven massive and long powerful white wolf tails with rainbow tips and rainbow markings with white rabbit tail on top of the eleven massive and long white wolf tails, he has on He-Man's chest harness with colored gems on the gold crisscross straps and gold metal circular chest plate with phoenix carved on it and surrounded by red gems and on the back of the straps is a kanji that said Lincoln Loud, Truly Loving Gold-Hearted Brother, Son, Grandson, and Father, and he was dressed in an orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long white trenchcoat coattails with Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Moonlight, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Great Old Ones, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids on the coattails and they also had intense powerful rainbow hot flames coming off them and hanging mini silver lightning bolts on the coattails held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large golden buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and large rainbow gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large royal blue pants with rainbow fire and multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs, and large gold armored knee-high boots with colored gems on them, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with rainbow gems for eyes the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, Cosmic, Universe, God, and Eternity Kanjis on the heads, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and rainbow crystal links from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with a large rainbow Thunderbird-shaped Element of Harmony and a large silver Buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, Cosmic, Universe, God, and Eternity Kanjis Kanjis on its head for the pendant on his bare chest with chest hair on his pecs, large white and gold accented Elemental Choker of Eternal Love and Thunderbird pendant on his neck, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, his Ring of The Phoenix large multi-colored gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Werewolf, and Buffalo on his right ring finger, Blue Lantern ring on his left ring finger and small planets orbiting around his fingers like rings, claws on his fingers with gold armored finger claws over his fingers, he has twelve large planets orbiting around his legs and twelve smaller planets orbiting around his waist and an immense rainbow protective aura with swirling elements around him.
Akane Niimura: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet the rest of you.
Lincoln made seven clones of himself, and he and his clones went up to the girls, and they hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they leaned down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the thick muscular necks of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene, and he slowly bit them and he fed on their blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as them, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed along with his large gold halo and four orbiting gold rings on each corner of the halo behind his head. He then slowly unlatched his fangs from their necks as their necks healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit them.
Akane Niimura: (Seductively and rubs her hands on Lincoln's massive pecs) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.
Suddenly, eight Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Akane Niimura, Mao Asakura, Sumika Oohashi, Aya Itou, Ai Aihara, Ellen, Chie, the Simulator versions of Nō and Oichi from Sengoku BASARA, and Dong Bai with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha along with white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks. We told everyone what had happened, and they were shocked and horrified.
Maria: Jeez, so you guys saw the Earth that the Dark Versions of Bobby, Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, Luan, and Chandler came from?!
Lincoln: Yep, and it's just like King Kai said, it was absolute Hell.
Me: It was awful. Say, how's that world's Lincoln doing?
William: He's in really bad shape, but slowly recovering. What did those bitches do to him?!
Lincoln: It's exactly what I've been through with the Dark Sides of Lori, Luan, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Chandler, but infinite-times worse.
Nico: Ino and her family are going to be doing a lot of intensive psychological therapy with him and the others, they went through Hell on their former home.
We helped the survivors settle into their new home on our Earth, and Ino and her family are going to be doing a lot of intensive therapy for Wasteland Earth's Lincoln and the survivors.
After the battle at the Dark Earth and ending the Dark Earth's version of Flip, Scoots, Hawk, Hank, and the other Dark Versions of our friends and enemies, we were training intensely in the gym, doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and we were also doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get our eleven massive and long wolf tails even more stronger than ever as well, and when The Valentine Sisters saw Lincoln doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear his mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, they had an atomic red blush on their faces, hearts in their eyes, and their noses were bleeding.
Aurora Valentine: My God, I was right that Lincoln's really grown into a 18-year-old, 8'5" tall, really big, handsome, sexy, and extremely super strong manly man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs really hard at work, and really working out with those 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells and he's not even getting tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan, and he's also doing 900,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, and he now looks even more ripped than ever.
Bria Valentine: He's definitely been continuing on bodybuilding and working out even more for many years, and because of that along with the combination of his diet plan that we gave him, along with his hyperpuberty and genes, he'd gained the powerful and massive body that all bodybuilders could only dream of.
Claudia Valentine: If anyone tried to mess with him now, they were in for a world of hurt and trouble, and he's always been there to defend and protect us from Chandler, his goons, Pablo, Anderson, and Hawk and Hank at school or out in public, and he was also quick to defend us from Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan if they get out of search control again, along with Killjoy Huggins.
Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under a lot of very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, girls, and I can still defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger and bigger in muscle mass, I've also gotten smarter as well.
Gemma Valentine: That's incredible, and we'd already known just how strong you were long ago ever since you did some wrestling and working out with some of the other Guardian Angels long ago, and we're so proud of just how much stronger you've gotten, and just how much taller you've gotten, along with getting that much bigger in muscle mass, and you've also been getting smarter as well.
Me: You got that right, plus, we heard all of the stories from Lincoln about you girls and about how you all helped him in his training to become an emerging hero before Team Loud Phoenix Storm was formed, and how he grew from the little boy from years ago into the really big, really strong, and really powerful man we know today.
Serena Valentine: I knew it was only a matter of time before he told everyone that story.
Nico: Yep. So, girls, what memories did you have with Lincoln?
The Valentine Sisters played a video on the big screen and it shows Lincoln, Isabella "Ivy" Valentine and The Mahōtenshi Sisters at Lake Superior: Lincoln was in an orange speedo and sandals and Ivy and The Valentine Sisters were in purple two-piece bikinis and sandals, and they were having fun swimming at the lake.
Past Aurora Valentine: This is really awesome, I love coming to Lake Superior.
Past Lincoln: Same here.
Past Claudia Valentine: Plus, with all the work you've been doing with cleaning up the lake and all the other lakes in Michigan, it's also a cleaner place for all marine life.
LOUD SCREAM OF RAGE!
Suddenly, they heard a loud scream of rage.
Past Lincoln: Oh great, there's no mistaking that loud scream from anywhere. Get out here, Billy McLean, so we can kick your ass even more.
Suddenly, they saw Billy McLean come out, and he was really out for blood again, then, he charged like a mad bull and was about to attack Lincoln, but Lincoln punched him and sent him flying into a tree. He got back out, but he roared like a madman, now he was really pissed.
Past Lincoln: Okay, you asked for it, you stupid asshole!
Lincoln's massive white angel wings spread out and he had his massive greatsword in hand, and we knew it meant trouble when that happens. Billy McLean bellowed again and went at Lincoln, but he reared his right fist back, and he landed a mean uppercut to Billy McLean's stomach knocking the wind out of him, and then, he unleashed a massive storm of slashes from his massive greatsword and fired water blasts at Billy McLean. Then, Lincoln reared his left fist back and gave him a nasty punch to the face that sent him flying right back to prison as the video ended.
Me: (LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY) THAT STILL CRACKS ME UP TO THIS DAY!
Lincoln: Billy McLean was such an idiot, he clearly didn't know when to quit.
Nico: What a dumbass.
Aurora Valentine: And we all had fun with Lincoln. But, of course, that asshole had to show up and ruin everything because he still wanted to kill Lincoln again for ruining his life! I wanted to punch him on his ugly face but Lincoln sent him flying with one punch, but when he got out, that's when Lincoln got serious.
Bria Valentine: He had it coming. He's such a goddamn scumbag traitor and sadistic asshole!
Claudia Valentine: And it was also all our doing that Lincoln transformed extremely from the cute 11-year-old boy we knew since childhood to an extremely rugged, handsome, manly, sexy, and super imposing mountain of a muscular hunk.
Lincoln's Guardian Angels gasped.
Nicholette Torrington: Uh, Claudia, need I remind you of saying those sorts of words about Lincoln?
Suddenly, Lincoln put down the heavy weights and he made clones of himself and walked up to Ivy and her sisters and turned them around to face them, and then, they leaned down and kissed them full on in the lips with that kind of intensity, passion, and energy, they'd literally given in and they wrapped their arms around the thick necks of Lincoln and his clones and he and his clones wrapped their massive muscled arms around their waists and as they brought them in closer, their chests pressed against their massive pecs and their stomachs pressed against their eight-pack abs. When Lincoln and his clones slowly separated their lips from Ivy and her sisters' lips, their faces were all red from the very intense make-out and their eyes literally turned to hearts.
Valentine Sisters: (In Heaven) That...was...so...hot!
Bertha Sellington: We warned you, Claudia, those sorts of compliments cause him to go ahead and engage in a full all-out make-out with any member of his harem who say those compliments.
Girl Jordan: You think that's hot, we always wind up getting covered in kisses from him every night, we consider that tattoos of his undying love for us.
Nico: And a clear warning that if any moron messes with his future wives, they are worse than dead.
We got a shower afterwards, and then, Lincoln, Kara the Kunoichi, Vanessa the Vampire, Petra the Pyrow, Kali the Kejourou, Darla the Dhampir, and Darla the Demon and the Simulator versions of Strawberry Shortcake (Berry in the Big City), Raspberry Tart (Berry in the Big City), Orange Blossom (Berry in the Big City), Lime Chiffon (Berry in the Big City), Blueberry Muffin (Berry in the Big City), Lemon Meringue (Berry in the Big City), and Sour Grapes (Berry in the Big City) are heading to Gelato Beach.
Lincoln snapped his fingers, and the 18-year-old, white-haired, 8'5", handsome and extremely muscular man had on his new large orange and black speedo with a Thunderbird and a lightning bolt surrounded by elemental forces and stars on it with rainbow flames coming off the speedo, orange sandals, his jewelry and accessories, and he had his weapons holstered in case of trouble.
And Kara the Kunoichi, Vanessa the Vampire, Petra the Pyrow, Kali the Kejourou, Darla the Dhampir, and Darla the Demon and the Simulator versions of Strawberry Shortcake (Berry in the Big City), Raspberry Tart (Berry in the Big City), Orange Blossom (Berry in the Big City), Lime Chiffon (Berry in the Big City), Blueberry Muffin (Berry in the Big City), Lemon Meringue (Berry in the Big City), and Sour Grapes (Berry in the Big City) are dressed in two-piece colored bikinis The Musiqidandi Sisters made for them, colored sandals, and they had their weapons holstered in case of trouble. Plus, we found out Kara the Kunoichi, Vanessa the Vampire, Petra the Pyrow, Kali the Kejourou, Darla the Dhampir, and Darla the Demon and the Simulator versions of Strawberry Shortcake (Berry in the Big City), Raspberry Tart (Berry in the Big City), Orange Blossom (Berry in the Big City), Lime Chiffon (Berry in the Big City), Blueberry Muffin (Berry in the Big City), Lemon Meringue (Berry in the Big City), and Sour Grapes (Berry in the Big City) all had feelings for Lincoln, and he also had feelings for them, and he also saved them all from an ambush by a group of musclebound thugs Flip hired to kill them, Lincoln sucked out their muscle mass, virility, strength, blood, and life energy as it killed them all which made those buttfaces go insane with anger, until Lincoln fired energy blasts at those buttfaces and more gold and jewels and treasures came out of them, but they also got to keep their heads up, they got word that mutant has sent more muscle-bound thugs to kill them.
Vanessa the Vampire: Wow, so, this is Gelato Beach, it sure is beautiful.
Lincoln: It sure is, Vanessa, and it's perfect for our first date. Shall we?
Lincoln, Kara the Kunoichi, Vanessa the Vampire, Petra the Pyrow, Kali the Kejourou, Darla the Dhampir, and Darla the Demon and the Simulator versions of Strawberry Shortcake (Berry in the Big City), Raspberry Tart (Berry in the Big City), Orange Blossom (Berry in the Big City), Lime Chiffon (Berry in the Big City), Blueberry Muffin (Berry in the Big City), Lemon Meringue (Berry in the Big City), and Sour Grapes (Berry in the Big City) dived into the waters and they had fun swimming in the ocean, and they also saw the creatures that lived there, then, they went back to the beach and they had an awesome volleyball match, and Kara the Kunoichi, Vanessa the Vampire, Petra the Pyrow, Kali the Kejourou, Darla the Dhampir, and Darla the Demon and the Simulator versions of Strawberry Shortcake (Berry in the Big City), Raspberry Tart (Berry in the Big City), Orange Blossom (Berry in the Big City), Lime Chiffon (Berry in the Big City), Blueberry Muffin (Berry in the Big City), Lemon Meringue (Berry in the Big City), and Sour Grapes (Berry in the Big City) got an extremely massive and deep atomic red blush on their faces when they saw Lincoln lift thirteen massive 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells Lincoln summoned in his large and strong hands and thirteen massive and long white wolf tails.
But then, they saw the hulking muscle-bound thugs that Flip hired coming after them, but Lincoln grabbed each of them one by one and he sucked out all of their muscle mass, strength, and virility and made them thin as rakes and completely weak and he set them on fire and sent them to The Black Gates forever.
Lincoln: Nice try, you stupid mutant!
Then, they had some lunch, and then, as the sun was about to set, Lincoln made clones of himself and he and his clones went up to Kara the Kunoichi, Vanessa the Vampire, Petra the Pyrow, Kali the Kejourou, Darla the Dhampir, and Darla the Demon and the Simulator versions of Strawberry Shortcake (Berry in the Big City), Raspberry Tart (Berry in the Big City), Orange Blossom (Berry in the Big City), Lime Chiffon (Berry in the Big City), Blueberry Muffin (Berry in the Big City), Lemon Meringue (Berry in the Big City), and Sour Grapes (Berry in the Big City) and they hugged the girls in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and Kara the Kunoichi, Vanessa the Vampire, Petra the Pyrow, Kali the Kejourou, Darla the Dhampir, and Darla the Demon and the Simulator versions of Strawberry Shortcake (Berry in the Big City), Raspberry Tart (Berry in the Big City), Orange Blossom (Berry in the Big City), Lime Chiffon (Berry in the Big City), Blueberry Muffin (Berry in the Big City), Lemon Meringue (Berry in the Big City), and Sour Grapes (Berry in the Big City) placed their hands on the massive pecs of Lincoln and his clones, and then, they shared a passionate and romantic kiss and he also marked them as he slowly sank his fangs into them and fed on their blood. They came back home to The World Tree Estate, and Nico and I saw Lincoln covered in kisses on his face, body, and eight-pack abs.
Me: (Whistles) Wow, it looks like you really had a good time at Gelato Beach, eh, Lincoln?
Lincoln: (In Heaven) It...was...so... AWESOME!
Suddenly, thirteen Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Kara the Kunoichi, Vanessa the Vampire, Petra the Pyrow, Kali the Kejourou, Darla the Dhampir, and Darla the Demon and the Simulator versions of Strawberry Shortcake (Berry in the Big City), Raspberry Tart (Berry in the Big City), Orange Blossom (Berry in the Big City), Lime Chiffon (Berry in the Big City), Blueberry Muffin (Berry in the Big City), Lemon Meringue (Berry in the Big City), and Sour Grapes (Berry in the Big City) with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha and white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks.
Lily the Mermaid: Whoa, and now, Kara the Kunoichi, Vanessa the Vampire, Petra the Pyrow, Kali the Kejourou, Darla the Dhampir, and Darla the Demon and the Simulator versions of Strawberry Shortcake (Berry in the Big City), Raspberry Tart (Berry in the Big City), Orange Blossom (Berry in the Big City), Lime Chiffon (Berry in the Big City), Blueberry Muffin (Berry in the Big City), Lemon Meringue (Berry in the Big City), and Sour Grapes (Berry in the Big City) are in Linky's harem.
Jenna: And Flip had some nerve trying to kill them, that mutant is just making things much worse for himself.
Serena Logan: I always knew that stupid mutant cheapskate was and always will be nothing but fucking trouble, and he's just making things worse for himself.
Rarity: And trying to kill Kara the Kunoichi, Vanessa the Vampire, Petra the Pyrow, Kali the Kejourou, Darla the Dhampir, and Darla the Demon and the Simulator versions of Strawberry Shortcake (Berry in the Big City), Raspberry Tart (Berry in the Big City), Orange Blossom (Berry in the Big City), Lime Chiffon (Berry in the Big City), Blueberry Muffin (Berry in the Big City), Lemon Meringue (Berry in the Big City), and Sour Grapes (Berry in the Big City), now that repulsive ape is really going to get it.
Lincoln: And we also had a run-in with more of the hulking muscle-bound hired thugs they sent to kill us yet again, but I sucked out their muscle mass, strength, and virility and killed them all and sent them to The Black Gates, and that mutant should be screaming with pure vengeance and hate at us in 3...2...1!
Suddenly, we heard Flip scream and bellow with extreme hatred and rage and cursing right at us, and now, that moron has officially lost his mind.
Maria: (Flips Flip the middle finger) Yeah, up yours, you mutant moronic cheapskate!
Nico: Even after we kicked Flip's miserable hide, that mutant still refuses to quit!
Lincoln: Same with Lewis Travolta, Dark Amy, Icky Vicky, Billy McLean, Pablo, Anderson, and the other jerks at Dad's restaurant, but it's much more fun to see their thugs get killed by me.
Me: It sure is, and it's so much more fun seeing them blow their stacks!
We then saw Lincoln form a viewing window, and then, Lincoln snapped his fingers.
SNAPS FINGERS!
We saw a massive funnel appeared in Flip's mouth, and then, massive cartons of the extremely powerful laxatives that Shizuka and her sisters used on Killjoy Huggins and Lewis Travolta appeared over the funnel.
Me: (GASPS) ARE THOSE...?!
Nico: The extremely powerful laxatives Shizuka and her sisters used on Killjoy Huggins and Lewis Travolta?!
Luna: DO IT, BRO!
Then, the extremely powerful laxatives were dumped into Flip's mouth and the funnel was removed. Then, Flip's stomach gurgled and rumbled, and then...!
MASSIVELY LOUD AND EXTREMELY WET FART!
Flip farted and massive tons of gold, jewels, gems, and other currencies exploded out of his three-cheeked butt like crazy!
Flip stopped farting like crazy.
Lincoln: That's for trying to get your musclebound thugs to murder me and the girls in my harem, you disgusting three butt-cheeked mutant!
Nico: Jeez. Those laxatives are really powerful, I still remember when you tried that prank on me years ago, Connor, but that failed.
Me: Because of you using Walker's powers.
Connor Chan: Flip's really pissing me off now, if he does this again, I'm gonna shove a grenade down his throat!
Nico: Connor, I know you're angry, but we're saving it for December 1st when we kill him, Icky Vicky, and Xehanort. Now, don't even think of getting into the weapons room or I'm telling Dad!
Connor Chan: Tattle tale.
Later it was time for another awesome Super Mario Galaxy 2 adventure.
Nico: Next is Bowser Jr's Fearsome Fleet.
Qin: Cool!
Me: This will be a good one.
Lola: Yeah.
Hawkeye: Me and Green Arrow will go with on this one.
Me: Awesome. I'll go too.
Nico: I knew you would.
We went in the Simulator and it activated and we were at BOWSER JR.'S FEARSOME FLEET!
Me: Whoa this is gonna be awesome.
Nico: Any tips, Nicole?
Nicole: (On the radio) Well the big boss fight is at the end. I'll tell you guys how to face him when you get there.
Me: Okay.
Nico: This is gonna be good.
?: Let us help you too.
2 figures came in. One was a girl with green hair, green eyes and had green angel wings and green clothes and had a tiara with the symbol of the Moonland of Naroom on it and the same symbol on her skirt and she had a leaf sword. The second girl had black hair, red eyes, black clothes and had black angel wings and she had a tiara with the symbol of Bomb Man on it and the same symbol on her skirt.
Naomi Naroom: Naomi Naroom, Embodiment of the Forest Moonand of Naroom.
Brenda Bomb: Brenda Bomb, Embodiment of Bomb Man.
Becky: Brenda!
Dana: Brenda wow!
Edyn: Naomi! Wow!
Naomi Naroom: Edyn!? Wow it's great to hear your voice.
Brenda Bomb: And Becky and Dana wow! Its been a while.
Me: Wow! We can find out more later.
Nico: Lets go.
We were off to the end of the level.
Nico: We're here.
We arrived and saw BOWSER JR.!
Me: WHOA! Hey B.J.!
Bowser Jr.: Hey guys! Awesome seeing you all here!
Me: Just ready to kick some butt!
Nico: Yep.
Bowser Jr: Were the mascots' horror costumes that scary?
Me: No but they were really cute.
Nico: (LAUGHS) Yeah they sure were.
Green Arrow: It was a good effort they put into it though.
Bowser Jr. I can tell they did.
Then he started piloting a HUGE ROBOT!
Nico: Whoa!
Nicole: (On the radio) Okay you see those blue spots? There's 2 in the front and one in the back. Blast those first and then bash the head.
Nico: Okay! Lets go for it!
Naomi Naroom: Lets do it!
Nico: (gets out Eris and Dr. Destiny's Ridewatches) Time to mess with reality!
Nico activated them and fired waves apples and bombs and blasted the spots.
I fired energy blasts that hit the back.
The top opened up.
Me: Okay now's our chance!
Nico: Lets do it!
Hawkeye and Green Arrow fired Arrows, Nico and I fired waves of energy blasts and Naomi fired leaves and energy blasts and Brenda fired bombs and the blasts hit him and he exploded!
Bowser Jr. teleported away!
Out came the Grand Star!
Nico: There's the Grand Star!
We went and got it!
YOU GOT A GRAND STAR!
Nico: YEAH!
Green Arrow: Bowser Jr. your robot has failed this galaxy!
Me: That it has Ollie!
Naomi Naroom: That was awesome!
Brenda Bomb: It sure was!
We high five.
Nico: How did you meet Dana and Becky?
Brenda Bomb: I helped them make their own fireworks. I'm a demolition specialist for the 4th of July, New Years and even parties. You should see the fireworks I made for those times.
Nico: Cool!
Me: Naomi how do you know Edyn?
Naomi Naroom: I helped her train for her skills in magic to help kill Agram.
Me: Wow that is awesome. And 2 years ago we killed Agram.
Nico: We sure did.
Me: Yep and banished him to the Black Gates for good.
Naomi Naroom: Good riddance.
Nico: Would you like to join the team?
Brenda Bomb: We would be honored.
Naomi Naroom: Same here.
We left and everyone cheered wildly for us and Dana and Becky were reunited with Brenda.
We were in the park relaxing.
Me: Ahh. This is always fun.
Nico: You said it.
Pinkie saw the mascots doing something.
Pinkie Pie: Are you guys going somewhere crazy?
Poromon: Just over there.
We saw a Fortune Teller stand.
Me: Cool a fortune teller stand.
Nico: I hope this one isn't a fake.
Eli: (Concentrates) Nope this is the real deal.
Me: Hmm. Madame Crescentia. Whoa! I've heard about her. She is a really amazing and awesome fortune teller. She is REALLY Good at what she does and that is predicting the future.
Poliwag: Cool!
They went over.
We followed.
The mascots were there.
Pigpen: Can you predict each of the mascots' futures?
Madame Crescentia: Yes I can. Gaze into my crystal ball.
They looked and saw their futures.
Madame Crescentia: Poromon you and Manaphy will be a loving and great family and be great beer makers.
Poromon: That I will love.
Madame Crescentia: Manaphy will also be an amazing gardener to make flavored beers for Poromon.
Manaphy: That is something I've been wanting to do.
Madame Crescentia: Poliwag and Horsea you will be great beer and fish marketeers owning your own beer and fish markets.
Poliwag: Wow!
Horsea: That is amazing.
Madame Crescentia: Tentacool, Mevya and Jirachi you three will own your own metaphysical crystal store. And all you mascots will warn people everywhere about the dangers of the Trailer for Blood and Honey and many movies like it. You wiill succeed in stopping them from airing movies like it.
Mascots: Wow!
Brawl: For a minute, I thought you were a fake
Eli: Don't worry. She isn't. The Force is never wrong.
Madame Crescentia: Thank you all for believing me.
Me: You're welcome. Besides those futures are already coming into fruition which is really cool. But the part where the mascots become advocates for preventing movies like Blood and Honey from coming into the big screen and the world? That is amazing and very guaranteed to happen.
Nico: I agree.
Prowl: What else can you tell us?
Madame Crescentia: I can tell you that when September 11 hits, for 5 days, you'll be fighting Star Trek monsters.
Me: WHOA! This wil be interesting to see.
Nico: Yeah!
With Missy and Jason...
Jason James: Missy, I'll never regret meeting you.
Missy: Me neither Jason. That was an awesome series of adventures. Boy we had a lot of fun taking down Stankfoot's forces and Ronson too.
Jason James: That was awesome. I'll never forget J.D. blowing up that huge rocket and saving the planet.
Missy: I know. That was awesome.
Jason James: Tell me that the Mayor of Gotham Royal York isn't like Ronson!
Missy: No thank goodness she isn't. Mayor Davis is a great and awesome leader.
Jason James: Thank goodness.
Missy: Yeah. Sorry about the mascots making Ellie sick like that.
Jason James: No worries.
Missy: Yep. And we stopped Stankfoot's inhumane experiments.
Jason: Also, you guys helped avenge my parents.
Missy: Yep and got justice for you by killing him. And sending him to the black gates.
Jason: That's for sure. I'm glad you did.
Missy: Also, I decided to wear sneakers that honor you guys.
She had really awesome red shoes on.
Jason James: I'm honored Missy. That is cool.
Missy: It sure is. I like them.
We came back.
Me: Hey guys. Have a nice talk?
Jason James: We sure did.
Bomb Burst: (to Poromon and Manaphy) I think you two are gonna make excellent parents.
Poromon: I know we will be great parents.
Me: Aww so cute.
Lola: Yeah.
We later went back to the estate.
Me: That was fun.
Nico: It sure was. I wonder which Star Trek monsters we'll face coming up.
Me: Good question.
Laney: That will be fun.
Lola: Yeah.
Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes, the rainbow iris of his Third Eye, his cutie mark tattoo on his back and Thunderbolt cutie mark with circle of surrounding elements on his massive left pec glowed, and he had a vision, and he saw who it was that we're going to confront today: it was none other than the evil College Frat Club, Kappa Ets Sigma, and those jerks are causing trouble. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.
Lincoln: Oh boy!
Lincoln sounded the alarm and we rushed in.
Nico: We heard the alarm, what's wrong, Lincoln?
Lincoln: Nico, everyone, we've got a seriously huge emergency. I just had a vision and I saw who it was that we're going to confront today, it's none other than the evil College Frat Club, Kappa Ets Sigma, and those jerks are causing trouble.
We gasped.
Me: What?! That evil College Frat club from Grown Ups 2, those assholes! Who do they think they are?!
Nico: A bunch of stuck-up, snooty, preppy, overly-pampered douchebags. Let's head down there and beat those dumbasses into pulp.
Lincoln: I've been saving this in case we got word of another evil College Frat club running loose.
Lincoln typed in a code on his wrist computer on his left gold Bracer, and we then saw something come up: it was a massive collection of bazookas and ammunition consisting of itching powder, paintballs, his newly improved El Mongo Stink Bombs, stinky jockstraps, and many more.
Me: WHOA! Those are a lot of bazookas!
Nico: And look at the ammo he's also got: Itching Powder, paintballs, his newly improved El Mongo Stink Bombs, stinky jockstraps, and many more. Dang, it looks more like we're getting ready for war. (Smirks) Nice.
Sebastian Mendez: I'll also summon demons from Hell to torment them, if you want.
That made the toons freak out.
Nico: Guys, cut that out. Those are also perfect, but I hope you can summon some College Frat demons as well.
Sebastian Mendez: I don't have any associations with those kinds of demons. Stuck-up, pretentious, preppy, overly-pampered shitheads, if I see any of those demons, I'd kill them in a split second.
Me: Also I know that Frat Club. I beat them up years ago for doing all kinds of horrible planks to the town.
Nico: YIKES!
Maria: Just like me and William on our first date! That was crazy!
Nico: Yeah.
Laney: Wow.
Me: So Andy is up to no good!
Nico: Andy? You know him?
Me: Yeah he is a total Jerkass!
I went over his history.
Andy is the main antagonist in the 2013 film Grown Ups 2. He is the co-leader of a college fraternity known as Kappa Eta Sigma along with Milo. He serves as the arch-nemesis of Lenny, Eric, Kurt and Marcus.
He was portrayed by Taylor Lautner, who also played Youngblood in Danny Phantom and Cassidy Cascade in Scream Queens.
Biography
When Lenny and his friends return to an abandoned quarry lake where they swam during their youth, Andy and Milo along with their friends, make them jump into the lake naked. Unknown to them, Marcus' son Braden, and his friends, who were partying with some college kids, witness the incident and vandalizes Kata Eta Sigma's fraternity house. Andy and his gang returned to their house to find it trashed and believe it to be perpetrated by Lenny and his friends.
Seeking revenge, Andy leads the entire fraternity into crashing an 80's-themed village party organized by Lenny and his friends, looking for the culprit of the frat house vandalism and threatening to beat anyone up. Marcus's son eventually confessed to everyone of the said act. After the confession, Andy and the other college kids insult the townsfolk and decide to ruin the party.
A fight begins with the fraternity and the attendees at Lenny's party. Andy fights Lenny and beats him due to his athletic condition. Lenny's daughter Becky gives Andy her stuffed animal who then holds it. The deer who was fond of the stuffed animal earlier in the movie notices the toy in Andy's possession and charges at his groin. With this trick, Andy and Kappa Eta Sigma flee in defeat.
When I was done everyone was shocked and disgusted.
Laney: What a monster!
Nico: What an asshole! I can't wait to smash his face in!
Eli: Me too!
Nico: Don't forget the main characters of the Grown Ups movies.
Me: Right. We're going to watch those movies first and then we'll head out. Luckily they are over at the same college where Maria and William busted those frat kids before.
William: Deja-vu.
Maria: I...didn't know that.
Me: I know. Also Andy is one really NASTY son of a bitch. He has a very nasty reputation and is like Bradley Uppercrust III times 10.
Nico: Oh shit!
Lola:: Not good.
Camie: Big time bad.
The previous group came.
Tala: Can me, Bane, Mercurymon, Avalanche, Titanium Man, Trumbipular, Magneto, Misty Tredwell, Kyd Wykkyd, and Devack go with you guys?
Nico: Yes you all can come with us.
Qin: We're going to watch the movie Grown Ups next.
Titanium Man: (Russian Accent) I love that movie!
Misty Tredwell: (LAUGHS) That movie is funny!
Me: They sure were.
Scowl: Boss, which Gene Slammer do you think you'll meet next?
Nico: Grenade Man next.
Me: Ooh explosive.
Qin: Yeah.
Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes, the rainbow iris of his Third Eye, his cutie mark tattoo on his back and Thunderbolt cutie mark with circle of surrounding elements on his massive left pec glowed, and the rainbow colored iris of Lincoln, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., and Rita's Third Eye, and everyone else's Third Eye glowed even more and our rainbow energy auras, rainbow protective auras, and rainbow fire auras flared up even more, as they sensed two massively powerful energy signal with their eyes and the Force, and they saw who the figures were in the vision: the figures were none other than Universe 666 Jeice and Universe 666 Burter, the next two of Universe 666 Sebastian's resurrected mind-controlled minions, and that lunatic has sent them out to kill us. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.
Lincoln: Oh dear God!
Rayman: I can guess that we got big trouble heading our way. Lincoln, who was it that you saw?
Lincoln: You guessed it, Rayman, and this is someone that we're so not going to like one bit. Nico, everyone, we've got a seriously huge emergency. I just had a vision and I saw who it was that we're going to confront today, the figures were none other than Universe 666 Jeice and Universe 666 Burter, the next two of Universe 666 Sebastian's resurrected mind-controlled minions, and that lunatic has sent them out to kill us.
We gasped.
Me: Now, he's sending two of them after us?! He's absolutely gone insane!
Buster Bunny: Just like Sebastian before his Dark Side was removed, he always sent those he didn't trust ever to do his dirty work, and there were a lot of them whom he never could trust.
Plucky Duck: Why, that bloodsoaked madman, I'll handle those two dopes.
The toons freaked out and did wild takes galore, and our jaws dropped to the floor!
CLANG!
Nico put our jaws back!
Eli: Plucky, are you crazy?!
Daffy Duck: You forget who you're talking about, my student.
Me: That's right.
Nico: The student of Daffy Duck about to take on the Universe 666 versions of Jeice and Burter, this should be good. Alright, gang, let's go, we got an evil College Frat Club to deal with.
Lincoln: We're so going to enjoy beating those jerks to a pulp and send them all off to prison, and once we get done with those jerks, Universe 666 Jeice and Universe 666 Burter, you better be ready.
Plucky Duck: You wiseguys better be ready 'cause I'm coming for you, and I'll make you both pay for serving that lunatic.
TLPS Mr. Wolf: You better not let Jeice and Burter hear that, Plucky.
Sebastian Mendez: He's right, those two like all the others are being used by that asshole and I'm so going to enjoy sending his butt straight to Hell.
Buster Bunny: That place's too good for him, there's only one place perfect for him: The Black Gates.
Nico: He's right, Sebastian. Your Universe 666 counterpart had done a ton of dark crimes like you when you were possessed by your Dark Side, but while he fully embraced the madness that was in his black heart, you didn't. You wanted to be freed from the darkness, and a divine force did just that.
Me: First we'll watch the movies and then head out.
Lola: Yeah. I'll get the popcorn.
Avalanche: What are the names of the main characters again?
Me: Lets see.
I pulled up their info.
Adam Sandler as Lenny Feder, a Hollywood talent agent.
Michael Cavaleri as Young Lenny Feder
Kevin James as Eric Lamonsoff, a friend of Lenny and former worker at Branchville Lawn Furniture.
Andrew Bayard as Young Eric Lamonsoff
Chris Rock as Kurt McKenzie, a friend of Lenny who is a stay-at-home dad.
Jameel McGill as Young Kurt McKenzie
David Spade as Marcus Higgins, a friend of Lenny who is a slacker and lothario.
Kyle Brooks as Young Marcus Higgins
Rob Schneider as Rob Hilliard, a hippie friend of Lenny who has been through three marriages with women nicknamed "The Eater", "The Cheater", and "The Beater" and also wears a toupee that extends his hairstyle.
Joshua Matz as Young Rob Hilliard
Nico: Wow!
Qin: Boy that is awesome!
We got to watching Grown Ups 1.
In 1978, childhood friends Lenny Feder, Eric Lamonsoff, Kurt McKenzie, Marcus Higgins, and Rob Hilliard win their junior high basketball championship. They celebrate at a lake house with their coach Robert "Buzzer" Ferdinando.
Thirty years later, in 2008, Lenny is a wealthy and successful Hollywood talent agent, married to fashion designer Roxanne, and has three children: Greg, Keith, and Becky. Eric claims to co-own a lawn furniture company and has two children: Donna and Bean; his wife Sally still breastfeeds Bean. Kurt is a stay-at-home father and has two children: Andre and Charlotte; his wife, Deanne, is pregnant with their third child; and her mother Ronzoni lives with them. Marcus is a slacker and lothario. Rob is married to his much older fourth wife, Gloria.
When Buzzer dies, the five friends reunite for his funeral in their hometown with their families. Lenny rents the Earnshaw family's lake house for everyone to stay over Fourth of July weekend, though his family is leaving early to attend Roxanne's fashion show in Milan. He pushes his boys to play outside and runs into his childhood opponent Dickie, who claims Lenny's foot was out of bounds when he made the winning shot.
As the friends spread Buzzer's ashes, Rob breaks down over his failed marriages and reveals that he has invited his estranged daughters Jasmine, Amber, and Bridget to visit. The men play "arrow roulette", shooting an arrow straight into the air, and Rob wins by not running for cover, but the arrow impales his left foot, causing him to 'snap' at Gloria from the pain.
Lenny is thrilled to find the kids playing with cup-and-string telephones. Realizing the positive impact the weekend is having on their children, Roxanne tells Lenny to cancel their Milan trip and stay at the lake instead.
Everyone visits Water Wizz where Marcus flirts with Jasmine and Amber after buying them skimpy bikinis, and Eric teaches Bean to drink cow's milk. The families cause chaos throughout the park: the wives attract a bodybuilder, then jeer at his high-pitched Canadian accent; Rob assaults a slide attendant when he insults Bridget, and Eric ignores Donna's warning about a chemical in the pool that turns urine blue. At the zipline attraction, Lenny's group meets up with Dickie, accompanied by his former teammates. One of them, Wiley, is severely injured after crashing into a shed while sliding down the zipline using his feet.
The next day, Rob attacks Marcus, mistakenly believing that he slept with Jasmine, and Marcus admits to feeling insecure compared to his happily married friends. Everyone comes clean about the state of their lives: Roxanne confronts Lenny for canceling their flight to Milan before they left home, and he explains he wanted their family to have a normal vacation and to rein in his children's disrespectful attitudes; Deanne confronts Kurt for spending time with the Feders' nanny Rita, but Kurt retaliates by pointing out how she under-appreciates him; Eric reveals that he was laid off from his job, and was showing off the whole time so the others wouldn't humiliate him; Rob admits what everybody already knows – that he wears a toupee. Gloria helps everyone reconcile, and Lenny and Kurt offer to help Eric start a new business.
On their last day at the lake house, Lenny and his friends agree to a rematch against Dickie, Robideaux, Muzby, Tardio, and Malcolm. The game culminates in Lenny and Greg facing Dickie and his son, but Lenny misses the game-deciding shot. As the families watch the Fourth of July fireworks, Lenny tells Roxanne that he let Dickie's family win to get him off his case and felt that his own family needed to know what losing feels like. A drunken Marcus plays another game of arrow roulette, and the crowd flees in panic. Trapped in a full-body cast, Wiley is struck in the foot by the arrow.
Then we got to watching Grown Ups 2.
In 2011, three years after the events of the first film, Lenny Feder relocated his family to his hometown of Stanton, where his friends Eric Lamonsoff, Kurt McKenzie, and Marcus Higgins live. Lenny wakes up to find a deer in his bedroom, which wreaks havoc through the house until he uses his daughter Becky's stuffed animal to lure it outside.
Lenny dismisses his wife Roxanne's suggestion that they have another child; Eric worries that his wife Sally is encouraging their children's self-confidence above all else; Kurt gives his wife Deanne a gift for their anniversary, which she has forgotten; and Marcus prepares to spend the summer with Braden, his unknown son, but is intimidated by the teenager, who deeply resents him.
Lenny commandeers his children's school bus from Nick, the unstable driver, and takes everyone to their last day of school. He picks up Kurt and Eric and visits K-Mart, where they are joined by Marcus, who has sent Braden to school. Kurt persuades Lenny to throw a party for the first day of summer, and the friends discuss Lenny's childhood bully, Tommy Cavanaugh. Police officers Fluzoo and Dante escort them to Becky's ballet recital at McDonough Elementary, where Lenny runs into Tommy, who openly threatens him.
As school ends, Kurt's daughter Charlotte agrees to go on a date, Lenny's younger son Keith struggles with his own bully Duffy, and Charlotte and Keith's older brothers Andre and Greg accompany Braden to an abandoned quarry, where they join a college party.
After humiliating their old rival Dickie at the Ice Cream House, Lenny, Eric, Kurt, and Marcus visit the same quarry, where they swam during their youth. There, they are confronted by a hostile college fraternity led by Milo and Andy, who force them to jump in naked from the highest point. Finding their fraternity house vandalized, the frat boys blame Lenny and his friends and swear revenge. Later, the friends take Marcus' van, vandalized by Braden, to Eric's auto body shop, and Marcus inadvertently rolls through town in a giant runaway construction tire.
Lenny learns that Keith is a gifted football kicker, but accidentally breaks his son's leg. Eric apologizes to Sally for avoiding her to spend time with his mother. Lenny becomes suspicious of Kyle's relationship with Roxanne, who is angered by her employee Penny's lifelong obsession with Lenny. Marcus bonds with Braden, Charlotte goes on her date, Andre passes his driving test overseen by Wiley, and Greg succeeds in asking out Nancy, a girl he has a crush on.
Roxanne tells Lenny that she is pregnant, and most of the town arrives for the Feders' 1980s-themed party. Lenny realizes she is not having an affair with Kyle, who has repaired Becky's stuffed animal. He challenges Tommy to a fight, who takes a dive to allow Lenny to look tough in front of his bullied son.
Soon after, the fraternity crashes the party, looking for the culprit of the frat house vandalism, to which Braden admits. When the fraternity members insult the townsfolk, a massive brawl breaks out between them. The partygoers eventually defeat the fraternity, with Andy getting attacked by the deer, thanks to Becky's tactic with her stuffed animal.
Afterward friends Nick and Dickie enjoy a meal at Mrs. Lamonsoff's, reminiscing about their childhood together. Eric's mother reassures Lenny about his new baby, so he returns home to Roxanne and they reconcile, looking forward to their growing family.
When it was done we were laughing hysterically!
Xenia: (LAUGHS) THAT WAS FUNNY!
Laney: Yeah that was awesome!
Lola: (LAUGHS) Yeah!
Nico: (LAUGHS) LOVE THOSE MOVIES!
Mr. Boss: Let's go meet them.
Me: Lets go then.
Lincoln put up a rainbow energy field around The World Tree Estate and all of us headed out to help deal with Kappa Ets Sigma and send them off to prison, and once we get done with dealing with those stupid asshats, Plucky Duck is going to take down Universe 666 Jeice and Universe 666 Burter and break Universe 666 Sebastian's control over them.
We were off.
We arrived at the house of Lenny Feder.
Trumbipular: Here we are!
Me: Yep.
We went over and knocked on the door and answering it was Lenny Feder, Eric Lamonsoff, Kurt McKenzie, Marcus Higgins, and Rob Hilliard.
Lenny Feder: Team Loud Phoenix Storm it's an honor!
Eric Lamonsoff: Wow! Awesome meeting you guys!
Rob Schneider: Righteous to meet you dudes.
Me: Same here guys.
Nico: Awesome to meet you all too.
Spring Man: Are your families home?
Lenny Feder: Just us unfortunately.
Qin: Okay.
Marcus Higgins: What brings you all here?
Me: I'm afraid we got bad news.
Lenny Feder: Don't tell me. Kappa Eta Sigma is at it again.
Me: Yep.
Lenny Feder: Good thing my kids are out playing basketball.
Misty Tredwell: Good for them.
Lynn: Your kids are awesome at basketball like me.
Rainbow Dash: And me too. Many of us are all good at sports.
Me: It's true.
Lenny Feder: We saw all your sports games and we saw how good you all are at dodgeball.
Rob Schneider: Yeah you guys rocked it.
Me: Glad you guys love our games.
Lenny Feder: Damn, how are we gonna stop them this time? Last time, we had the entire town backing us up.
Silver Banshee: (Scottish Accent) We saw how that fight ended.
Me: Yeah that was awesome!
Qin: It sure was.
Nico: But this time everyone knows all about the true colors of Andy and his juvenile delinquent friends.
Sheila: Yep. I posted videos of what they did on the internet and everyone now is seeing them for who they really are.
Lenny Feder: But that doesn't change the fact that the entire town is busy at the moment.
Devack: You still got us.
Me: Luckily we're going to thrash them all over.
Maria: Me and William pulverized a Frat Club on our first date and that was awesome.
Lola: Yeah that was cool.
Varie: It sure was.
Aria Blaze: You guys saw how that happened, right?
Laney: We sure did.
Me: Right you guys haven't been told about this.
Maria and William went over the events of chapter 427 and it was awesome.
It starts at the estate in Lori's room. Maria is getting ready for a date with William. Lori and Leni have her in an aqua blue dress with light blue stiletto shoes and a blue hibiscus flower beret in her hair.
Leni: You look totes amazing in these clothes Maria.
Maria: Thanks Leni.
Lori: You and William literally are gonna be perfect together.
Maria: Thanks Lori. How are things with you and Bobby?
Lori: They are literally amazing and I can't wait for our wedding.
Maria: I heard about that from J.D. Congratulations.
Lori: Thank you.
In Lincoln's room, Me and Lincoln were getting William Ready for his date with Maria. William is wearing a red collared shirt with black and orange flames on the bottom and brown khaki pants and sneakers.
Me: Looking sharp buddy. Lets add some of this for good measure.
I pull out a bottle of cologne.
William: Cologne?
Me: It's my dads cologne. He gave me permission to use this.
I spray two squirts on him.
Lincoln: It smells really good J.D.
Me: This is expensive stuff too. It's $150.00 a bottle.
William: I believe it.
Lincoln: Me too. Hair gel?
William: Please.
Lincoln rubbed hair gel into William's hair and made it really nice.
He was ready.
Me: You're all set.
William was ready.
Narrator: Looking sharp William.
Katie: You sure do William. Now let me warn you. You hurt my daughter in any way I will castrate you with my scalpel.
William: Carmen already threatened me a while back. She threatened to burn me if I did.
Katie: Oh. Sorry. Then I guess you know.
They got out of the rooms and William was amazed by Maria's appearance.
William: You look beautiful Maria.
Maria: Thanks Will. You look great too.
Me: Have a good time you two. And be safe out there.
William: We will man. Thanks.
Maria: See you in a few hours.
Lori: Have fun guys.
William: We will.
They left out the door.
Me: There they go guys. Two lovebirds.
Lori: You said it J.D. Isn't love literally the most amazing thing ever?
Lincoln: It sure is Lori.
William and Maria went to the most luxurious restaurant in the city, The Nitrogen Club at Gotham Park Towers.
Maria and William were having a magnificent lunch/dinner. It was a luxurious one.
Maria: This food is delicious.
William: Thank you Maria.
Maria: So what was your school days like before we met?
William: Well I was enrolled in Kadac Academy in Sceaux, France. It's a superb of Paris, France.
Maria: Interesting place.
William: Yes. It was also the central hub of the Malevolent Supercomputer X.A.N.A.
Maria: I heard that J.D. destroyed X.A.N.A. for good when it tried to attack Royal York.
William: That's right and that was the day we first met him and his friends.
Maria: Wow. I'm glad X.A.N.A. is gone forever and it will no longer terrorize the world.
William: Me too.
Maria: What did you do at Kadac?
William: I was kind of a loner at first. I was kicked out my previous school for posting love letters everywhere. Yumi talked to me and we became friends. There were a few disagreements at first but over time Jeremie and friends accepted me.
Maria: That's a relief.
William: It is. What was your life at school like?
Maria: Before the Big Bang my life at school was decent. I was a straight A student and had dreams to become an Olympic Swimmer. But 2 years ago the Big Bang happened and I was exposed to an experimental biohazardous mutagenic gas. It turned me into pure water and I was a freak of nature. I couldn't stand to look at myself. I was afraid of what my mother would think of me. That is until J.D. and his friends came and I was reunited with my sister Carol.
William: I didn't know Carol was your sister.
Maria: She's not my sister by blood. But our friendship is so strong that we became like sisters. I was reunited with her after a while and she said that she would never look at me any differently no matter what happened to me. That's when I was blessed by the Water Stallion of Tefnut. I was given my humanity back and reunited with my friends and my family.
William: I'm so happy for you Maria.
Maria: Thanks William. I am too.
Later after paying their bill they went out into the city.
In the heart of the city it was time for another humiliation session.
Lois: (Muffled) Only two of you today?
Peter: I guess today won't be too severe for us.
William (grins evilly): That's where you're wrong!
Maria (chuckles sadistically): There may be only two of us but that doesn't mean it'll be less painful for you two!
Maria then sensed something deep inside Lois. She looked deep into her eyes and saw a tiny sliver of light that was good. She knew that Lois was completely covering this light because of her evil nature. Her criminal background and past eclipsed it.
Maria: Oh man. (Chants an incantation) Nustrima Kektoymika Hestimorla Nektekta!
Maria fired a blast of water and it entombed Lois in a ball of water and a ball of light came out of her and took the form of another Lois. It was the good Lois. The True Lois. Meg was coincidentally in the area when she saw it.
Lois: What happened?
Maria: I separated you from your dark self Lois. You are now free from your evil self.
Bad Lois: I thought I got rid of you forever you low life!
Everyone gasped when they heard her say that and Lois looked at her evil self and she had a look of rage on her face that would send chills down anyones spines.
Lois: You ruined my whole life and made my own daughter, son and dog hate me!
Bad Lois: And I show no remorse in doing so and I would gladly do it all over again and again and again! (Evil Laughter)
Lois: You monster!
She jumped on Bad Lois and punched her all over her face and she beat her senselessly.
Maria and William grabbed her and restained her.
Lois: Let me go! I will kill her for ruining my life and taking my children away from me!
Maria: Lois you have to calm down! She got what was coming to her through all those pranks and more! Remember?
Lois remembered all the pranks we did and she broke down crying.
Lois: (Crying) I deserved every single one of those pranks! I deserved it all! But this monster is the one responsible for making me abuse Meg for 18 years! She made me turn into the worst mother in the world and I tried to get out, but the darkness was too strong for me to break free! I'm so appalled with everything I've done because of you! Now I'm free and I will reconcile with my daughter and son!
Bad Lois: (Laughs Maniacally) You don't realize that I am the true you and I'm the real you! You don't deserve anything!
Lois punched Bad Lois in the face and kicked her in the stomach.
Lois: You are not me and never will be me!
Maria: Lois that's enough! She'll get what's coming and has been coming to her.
Meg saw Lois lash out against the bad Lois and she realized that Bad Lois was controlling her and making her doing all kinds of terrible things to her. She ran over to Lois crying her eyes out.
Meg: Mom!
Lois: Meg!
They both hugged and cried hard.
William: Poor things.
Maria: Yeah. I can't believe that Lois was taken over like that. I wonder what caused this.
William: It might be past abuse that caused it. I'll go ask.
He went over to the officer that was guarding Peter and Lois.
William: Excuse me officer. Was there any record of past abuse that led to Lois becoming so evil?
Officer: Hmm let me see here.
He looked up Lois' rap sheet and background information and made a major discovery.
Officer: Yes there was! It says here that her father Carter Pewterschmidt abused her and that's what led to it all. Her mother tried to help her but she wasn't strong enough to help her. He tried to kill her several times and torture and rape her.
William: That's awful officer. Before we blew up Quahog, was Carter arrested?
Officer: Yes. He was arrested for aggravated rape, child abuse, torture, attempted 1st degree murder and assault and battery. He got Life Without Parole plus 249 years in a federal prison. Babs was placed in an FBI Protective Custody Program.
William: Well that's a relief. I'm glad he got what he deserved.
Officer: You said it William. But this Evil Lois is a monster completely devoid of any signs of a conscience and she deserves every second of this humiliation.
William: You said it officer. What a monster. But Carter was the driving force behind all this.
Lois: (Crying) It's true! I became a monster because of him! He ruined my life and got me married to that idiot!
Lois walked over to Peter and punched him in the face.
Peter: Ow! Lois why did you do that!?
Lois: You are a brainless and completely selfish alcoholic drunk! You don't care about anyone other than yourself and you shoved Meg's face in your butt and farted in it!
Peter laughed at that.
Then she said the most hated and most awful anger-inducing words anyone can say in a marriage.
Lois: Peter Griffin, (In Slow Motion) I WANT A DIVORCE!
Peter then got angry and the officer tased him and knocked him out.
Officer: I agree with her. If I had a wife like Peter I would divorce her in a second.
Lois: Thank you.
Officer: You're welcome.
Maria: Your evil side deserves to be tormented forever like this.
Maria put rabid ants in Peter's pants and when he woke up he was bitten badly in the butt.
Peter: Ow!
William: Watch this one.
William pulled out a container of liquid nitrogen and poured it in Bad Lois' Pants. She screamed in pain from the extremely cold liquid.
William: FROSTBUTT!
Bad Lois: COLD COLD COLD COLD COLD COLD COLD!
They were laughing at this.
Maria: Watch this one.
Maria brought a bunch of full trash cans and poured them into a kiddie pool and blended it all up into slop.
Maria: Done. Slop is ready.
William: Oh this is gonna be good.
William and Maria lifted the kiddie pool and the officer held Peter's mouth open.
Maria: Drink up.
They poured the whole pool full of slop into and onto Peter and when it was done he was hurling his guts out.
At the Estate we were watching the Humiliation.
Me: They're using Slop? That's too funny!
Luan: It's a Slop-py Predicament. (Laughs to rimshot) Get it?
We all laughed at that.
Me: (Laughs) That was a good one Luan.
Eddy: (Laughs) Good one!
Raven: (Laughs) Slop-py Predicament. I just got it.
Varie: That was funny.
Later at the local college they were walking by the main campus.
William: It's the local college.
Maria: Yep. Lori was gonna come here originally. But because of everything thats been happening with the school shootings Lori is now being homeschooled, which is much safer.
William: It sure is.
?: Excuse me?
William: Yes?
Dean Kyle: My name is Kyle Morganson and I'm the dean of the University. I need your help.
William: I'm William Dunbar.
Maria: And I'm Maria Rockell.
Dean Kyle: Pleasure to meet you both. I need your help. Our university is having some major problems with a Fraternity Club in the Frat District on campus.
William: What club is causing this?
Dean Kyle: It's the club Sigma Theta Zeta (ΣΘΖ) They've been causing all kinds of problems all over the campus. They have a superiority complex as big as the Sun and we tried to get them expelled but they won't listen. They hate everything and they must be stopped at all costs.
William: You called the right people.
Maria: We'll gladly help out.
Dean Kyle: Oh thank you so much guys.
William: You're welcome Dean Kyle. Lets go.
They went to the Frat District of the campus and saw that the whole district was in chaos. It was described as Anarchy. They saw the frat kids throwing molotov cocktails, destroying cars with makeshift weapons, partying uncontrollably, assaulting others and more.
Maria: This is Anarchy!
William: It sure is. Hey!
The kids saw them.
Frat kid: What are you guys doing here!?
Maria: We were sent by Dean Kyle to stop you Buttfaces!
They laughed at them and Maria fired a blast of water that rammed into a kid and sent him crashing into another kid and a girl and they crashed into a wall of a clubhouse.
William fired a blast of lightning from his blaster at a frat kid and stun a bunch of kids.
William: We really mean business.
Frat kid: Get them!
They all came at them and a savage fight ensued. Maria and William were blasting, punched, kicked, and pulverized the frat kids and knocked them all out. Numerous police cars came and arrested all the Frat Kids. They were all expelled from the university and taken away to prison.
Maria: That was too easy.
William: It sure was.
Back at home Maria, William, Lois and Meg came home.
Me: Hey guys. How was your date?
Maria: It was awesome guys.
William: We had an awesome time.
Meg: Mom and me reconciled.
Lori: We saw that on the news. Lois I'm so sorry about what Peter and your former father did to you.
Lois: I know Lori. Thank you for your concern.
Stewie: Lois!
Lois: Stewie!
They hugged and reconciled.
Brian: (glares at Lois) You really think all's forgiven after everything you've done to me, Stewie, and Meg?!
Stewie: Oh, come on, Brian! If we didn't give anyone a chance because they did a lot of bad things, then we wouldn't have formed the Redemption Squad to begin with. Why should Lois be different?
Brian: Because none of us have committed child abuse, Stewie! Heck, some of us were even victims of child abuse ourselves!
Francis: Well, you're not wrong.
Lois: Look, Brian. I'm not asking for forgiveness. And I'm not asking to join the Redemption Squad. But all I'm asking is to be part of the family again.
Brian (scoffs): Whatever. (leaves the room)
Meg: Don't worry, Mom. Brian will come around eventually.
Me: Maybe we can have you prove that you changed Lois and have you show that your evil self was the one that was calling all the shots.
Lois: That's a great idea J.D. I deserved every ounce of that humiliation and it was for the best. But they were all very funny.
We all laughed. We then went to the Michigan State Supreme Court and the judge made the divorce official. Severing the ties to the Griffin's and her evil father and she made Lois Patrice Loud. She was now an official aunt to the Loud Siblings and lives with them. After Carter Pewterschmidt was sentenced, he was killed 6 months into his sentence after we blew up Quahog by fellow inmates. They hated his guts and they wanted him dead.
When they were done those that hadn't heard about it were amazed!
Nico: WHOA! I wasn't with you all when that happened but that is really cool!
Lola: Yeah!
Maria: That was fun.
Wykkyd: Nico and the others also fought Frat Boys when chasing Bertram.
Nico: That was awesome.
Lenny Feder: That is what we remember seeing! Wow! During the Ridonculous Race you had.
Me: That was crazy but cool.
Carol: Yeah no kidding!
Sophie Casterwill: (British Accent) And one of those jerks hit on me!
Larry Koopa: We saw other stuff there that we'd rather not describe.
Lenny Feder:: Is it worse than me and the guys going skinny dipping in that lake?
Nico: UCH! Don't fucking remind me.
Qin: It was terrible!
Me: Nico told me that whole place was a terrible place of Anarchy.
Laney: It was totally out of control.
Lenny Feder: Should I still inform the rest of the town about this?
Magneto: If you want?
Me: Go for it.
Lenny Feder: Okay then.
Lenny did so and it was awful!
Majar: This could end in two ways.
Nico: Please elaborate.
Borth: The town will either hide inside where it's safe. Or like before, they'll help out against the Frat Boys.
Then we heard chanting outside. We heard a bunch of people chanting KILL FRAT BOYS!
Me: I think they just chose option 2.
Nico: Beat up the Frat Boys.
Titanium Man: They made their decision quickly.
Nico: They sure did.
Laney: That was fast.
Leni: In a town this big word spreads like crazy fire.
Lisa Loud: Leni it's Spread Like Wildfire.
Tyrone McGee: But the crazy fire part can still happen.
Nico: Yes it can.
Qin: Shall we gear up and go get them?
Nico: We shall.
We went outside and saw a massive mob armed with weapons, pitchforks and torches lit.
Me: Boy not even dark out and you guys already have torches lit.
Man: Yeah it would be fitting for this.
Roxanne: You didn't think we'd miss out on this, did you?
Mercurymon: Not really.
Qin: Either way, time for us to kick those Frat Boys Fucking Asses!
Mob: YEAH!
Me: LETS GO KICK THEIR FUCKING ASSES!
Mob: YEAH!
Nico: ONWARD!
We were off to the college.
We arrived at the college.
Me: Here we are.
Nico: Fraternity Row ahead.
Konan: Entrance time!
We went at the Frat Club house for Kappa Eta Sigma.
They were partying like no tomorrow.
But then the spirits of the Frat Clubs came and they swirled around them and then converged and then...
KRABBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!
A massive fiery explosion of fire blasted off in front of the building and a phoenix cry was heard and then we came out and so did the mob and then Andy and friends came out.
Me: Okay you motherfuckers! Party's over!
Bane: (Spanish Accent) Oh, I will enjoy breaking you all!
Andy: I will kill you all you sons of fucking bitches!
POW!
I punched him in the face and sent him crashing into his friends.
Me: What's wrong you motherfucking dirtbag!? Witty banter all you got or is your whore of a mother proud that her son turned into a douchebag good-for-nothing son of a fuckup fatass bitch!
ANDY THEN GOT MASSIVELY PISSED AT ME!
He went at me and roared and I punched him in the stomach and kicked him in the face and bashed him in his nose and broke it.
Stewie threw a poopy diaper.
KRASPLAT!
It hit him and he threw up all over his friends.
Kid: AW SICK!
I threw a bunch of molotov cocktails and they hit the friends and burned them all over!
Poromon and Poliwag threw a bunch of beer bottles and they smashed all over the kids and intensified the kids.
Nico: GET THEM BOYS!
The mob went after the Frat Kids and beat the living shit out of them!
Horsea squirted ink into the kids eyes and Manaphy blasted them with energy.
Lynn threw a bunch of basketballs and smashed their faces in.
I saw a parade float of Kappa Eta Sigma.
Me: That their parade float?
Lenny Feder: Yep.
I fired a wave of energy and blasted it to smithereens.
Nico: Nice!
Andy: HEY!
But then NUMEROUS OTHER FRAT CLUBS joined us to help take them down!
Kid 1: We've had it with you guys being jerks and bullies!
Kid 2: Yeah! You guys are finished!
Kid 3: No more! Kappa Eta Sigma has tormented us long enough!
Nico: Aren't all Frat Clubs evil?
Me: Not ALL of them.
Maria: We had a tremendous impact on most frat clubs back during our first date that we made some of them change their ways.
Lola: I remember that.
Me: Boy that is awesome.
Andy: Wait! (Recognizes Maria and William) YOU ARE THE ONES THAT DESTROYED SIGMA THETA ZETA!?
Maria: That's right! They got what was coming to them! Just like you will!
Then ANDY EXPLODED IN RAGE!
Andy: I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU!
Andy then punched MARIA IN HER FACE AND KNOCKED HER DOWN!
William: NO ONE BEATS UP MY WIFE!
Me: HEY! Didn't your whore of a mother teach you that it's not all right to beat up a girl!? Don't you have any fucking chivalry!?
Nico: YOU MOTHERFUCKING JERK!
Carmen: NO ONE BEATS UP MY SISTER BUT ME!
I punched Andy in his face!
Me: I was going to send your ass off to jail, but after seeing that you deserve death and the Black Gates!
Lincoln: They're not worth killing. I got a better idea!
Me: Okay.
Then Multiple Man, Boomerang, Knightbrace, See More, Weather Wizard, Evil Lyn, Gator Ghoul, Killer Croc, Manta Bayarsh, and General Schwarz came.
Nico: Multiple Man, Boomerang, Knightbrace, See More, Weather Wizard, Evil Lyn, Gator Ghoul, Killer Croc, Manta Bayarsh, and General Schwarz.
Multiple Man: I can make clones that outnumber these fools!
Boomerang: You sure can!
Me: Yeah!
Knightbrace: They really have no brains!
Qin: No they don't!
See More: (to Nico) We heard you fought a Lady Wifi Clone.
Nico: Yep we sure did.
Weather Wizard: Did she use any gags on you?
Nico: Oh yeah she sure did.
Me: It was crazy!
?: That is crazy!
A figure came out and it was Kugutsukai from episode 30 of Shinkenger!
Kugutsukai targets the Takashiro Academy where he intends to create a puppet army out of the student body. Once he is discovered, he uses his army on the Shinkengers. He is slain by Super Shinken Blue by striking him from below where the controlled humans can't reach before being destroyed again by the accidentally formed Shinken DaiGoyou.
Yokai Origin
According to folklore, the kosode-no-te (小袖の手) is a yokai that appears as a pair of ghostly hands. The way Kugutsukai moves his hands while he controls humans is thought to be the basis of this legend.
Eli: Kugutsukai! I remember you! You were sent to make a puppet army out of the entire student body from Takashiro Academy and you unleashed in the Shinkengers.
Kugutsukai: That's right Eli. Good memory.
Me: Wow so you're an Unadapted monster.
Kugutsukai: Yep. Darn shame.
Me: I know! That would have been so cool to see in America.
Camie: Yeah!
Jayden: This will be awesome.
Kugutsukai: I would've made for a scary episode!
William: I know! Probably one that wouldn't have been a Halloween episode.
Qin: I agree there!
Me: Yep.
Nico: Lets get it on!
Me: COME ON YOU APES! DO YOU WANT TO LIVE FOREVER!?
We went at them and got the battles underway.
Scott Truman, Firecracker Burst, Sougo, Jaime Marchesano, Akira Shinmei, Jolyne Cujoh, RPM Rangers, Jungle Fury Rangers, Operation Overdrive Rangers, Mystic Force Rangers, SPD Rangers, Dino Thunder Rangers, Sunset Shimmer, Pipsqueak, Fire Skylanders, Doubledealer and Bomb Burst VS Multiple Man, Multiplex, Evil Gemini Man, Evil Magnet Man, Evil Gravity Man, Evil Metal Man, Kumbhiramon, Star Creature, Sarawareteiru of the Fairy, Banshee Woman, Xu Goma Gu, and One Eyed Green Dragon - The Next rescue was us battling Lady WiFi Clone and Pakura transformed back then
Multiple Man was first.
Multiple Man (to Scott): The Next rescue was Nico battling a Lady WiFi Clone. Pakura transformed against her.
Scott Truman: That was awesome and cool. We were amazed seeing that.
Firecracker Burst: Yeah it was really cool.
Sunset Shimmer: That was so fun and she really got what was coming to her.
Pipsqueak: (British Accent) It sure was and she was still out to get Chloe.
Sunburn: Just like when Ayla turned into Lady WiFi the first time.
Multiple Man: Boy talk about Deja-Vu. Lets do it!
Scott Truman: APOCLYA LETS SAVE THE WORLD!
He turned into an RPM themed hero!
Scott: I am Apocaly Retribution! (ECHOING) APOCALYPSE THUNDER FIRE BLAST!
He fired a wave of lightning and fire and the group fired waves of fire and smashed them down.
Nick Russell, Huntsman, Meridith McHenrickson, Good 11, Luminoth, Dachora & Etecoons, Mystic Force Rangers, Operation Overdrive Rangers, Jungle Fury Rangers, RPM Rangers, Samurai Rangers, Megaforce Rangers, Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Water Skylanders, Icepick and Scowl VS Boomerang (Marvel), Captain Boomerang, Fluffy (Ty), Chameleon Bot, Katnappe, Hannibal Roy Bean, Wuya, Evil Wood Man, President Koopa, Dan (Tex Avery), Arnold the Pit Bull, and Muscles Mouse - Us battling Another Evil Sakura (Genin), Opaline (Equestria Girls), Chaos (Primal Rage), Golden Record, Quackor the Fowl and Eris who were the Keyblade Knight of Risa and the Embodiment of the Wave Dopant
Boomerang was next.
Boomerang: (to Nick) Nico, Lane's team, Eris' team, and the others did good battling Another Evil Sakura (Genin), Opaline (Equestria Girls), Chaos (Primal Rage), Golden Record, Quackor the Fowl and Eris. They were the Keyblade Knight of Risa and the Embodiment of the Wave Dopant.
Nick: We sure did and it was awesome. Planet Risa is beautiful.
Huntsman: It sure is! It's a magnificent vacation spot.
Rarity: It sure is darlings and J.D. told us that the Twin Sunset view is absolutely breathtaking.
Sweetie Belle: J.D. showed us pictures from Risa and it's absolutely amazing.
Gill Grunt: The photos he showed us are all amazing and beautiful.
Boomerang: Boy I remember seeing Risa on Star Trek mates. So beautiful. Lets do it!
Nick: FIRMYS LETS BURN AND FLY!
He turned into a Phoenix Mystic Force Ranger themed hero!
Nick: I am Lord Fire Mystic! (ECHOING) FIRE MYSTIC FIRESTORM!
He fired a wave of energy and fire and the group fired waves of water, ice and jewels and smashed them down.
Zarya Moonwolf, Lala Satalin Deviluke, Susie Remmington, Sailor Isla Nublar, Sailor Equestria, Sailor Raccoon City, Piper, Arkayna, Emerald, J.D. Knudson, Nico, Eli, Starlight Glimmer, Cozy Glow, Undead Skylanders, Mr. Boss and Stickybeard VS Knightbrace, Count Spankulot, Professor XXXL, Gramma Stuffum, Common Cold, Teen Tornado, Big Brother, Garigari, Fatheads, Dino Patrol and King Rextopher, J.P. Cubish, and Dr. Gene Splicer - Lincoln's rescue was on the Earth where the Dark Versions of Lori, Luan, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Bobby came from
Knightbrace was next.
Knightbrace: (to Zarya) I heard Lincoln's rescue was on the Earth where the Dark Versions of Lori, Luan, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Bobby came from. How was it?
Zarya: That world was a terrible nightmare! It was completely decimated and totally destroyed by those monsters!
Lala: It was awful! That world went completely to hell!
Starlight Glimmer: Yeah it sure horrible! And we found that world's version of Lincoln hanging on by a thread and he's in the Infirmary right now.
Cozy Glow: Yeah it sure was awful! I can't believe that the evil versions of Lincoln's friends and his mean sisters and Bobby would cause so much damage to that world! It was horrible!
Hex: Yeah no kidding!
Knightbrace: Oh man! That is awful! I heard you all relocated them to this Earth to get their lives back together.
Zarya: We sure did.
Knightbrace: Good. I'm glad they can restart. Lets do it!
Zarya: WOLFMA LETS HOWL!
(THE WOLF AND THE MOON BY BRUNUHVILLE PLAYS)
She turned into a Wolf Moon Hero too!
Zarya: I am LADY WOLF MOON 🌙! (HOWLS) (ECHOING) WOLF FLAME FURY BLAST!
She fired waves of blue fire and they formed into wolves and the group fired waves of stars, magic, lightning, bones, blood and lightning and smashed them down!
Ash Ketchum & Pikachu, Catherine Lancaster, Kamen Rider Espada, Kamen Rider Sabela, Kamen Rider Falchion, Kamen Rider Durendal, Misty, Brock, Dawn, May, Max, Serena, Bonnie, Fluttershy, Tornado Bolt, Seabreeze, Life Skylanders, Spring Man and Slash Man VS See-More, Mammoth, Gizmo, Billy Numerous, TTG Jinx, Angel, Kyd Wykkyd, Rainbow Raider, Altar Zodiarts, Chameleon Zodiarts, Sagittarius Zodiarts, and Orion Zodiarts - Bowser Jr's Fearsome Fleet
See-More was next.
See More: (to Ash) Bowser Jr's Fearsome Fleet was next. It's obvious Nico battled Bowser Jr there.
Ash: Yeah he sure did and it was awesome and fun.
Pikachu: Pika!
Catherine Lancaster: (British Accent) We all were amazed by it.
Fluttershy: And also they met the Embodiments of Naroom and Bomb Man in that one too.
Tornado Bolt: We all thought that was cool.
Seabreeze: (Swedish Accent) Ja it was really fun too.
Stealth Elf: It sure was.
See-More: That is awesome and cool! Lets do it!
Ash: POKEELEC LETS SHOCK!
He turned into a Lightning Pokemon themed hero.
Ash: I am ZAPASH! (ECHOING) LIGHTNING THUNDERSTRIKE BLITZ!
He fired a wave of lightning and they fired waves of fruit, flowers, grass and leaves and smashed them down.
Shane Clarke, Star Girl, Jake Holling, Zaina Zemperyous, Kathleen and Kerry Meel, Wendy Valerious, Ninja Storm Rangers, Dino Thunder Rangers, SPD Rangers, Mystic Force Rangers, Operation Overdrive, Jungle Fury Rangers, Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Air Skylanders, Silver Banshee and Livewire VS Weather Wizard, Shade, Captain Cold, Black Manta, Toyman, Tar Pit, Grodd, Uchoten, Etemon, Water Elementor, Thunder Kang, and Water Kang - The Mascots meeting a Psychic in the park for fortune telling stand
Weather Wizard was next.
Weather Wizard: (to Shane) The Mascots met a Psychic in the park for fortune telling stand. Was she a fake?
Shane Clarke: No she was DEFINITELY Real. Eli used the Force and found out she was REALLY the real deal.
Star Girl: We were amazed to see that and we were impressed.
Rainbow Dash: I thought it was really awesome too.
Scootaloo: Boy me too. That was awesome.
Whirlwind: It sure was awesome.
Shane Clarke: Wow! That is really cool! Madam Argentina will be proud too. Lets do it!
Shane Clarke: WEATHE LETS MAKE THE WEATHER!
He turned into a Weather Themed hero!
Shane: I am SUNNY SKIES! (ECHOING) LIGHT OF THE CLEAR DAY!
He fired waves of light and the group fired waves of lightning, wind, rainbows and energy and smashed them down.
Optimus Prime, Yugito Nii, Kimi Lao, Utakata, Killer B, Naruto, Jetfire, Hot Shot, Vector Prime, Landmine, Scattershot, Metroplex, Pinkie Pie, Maud Pie, Featherweight, Tech Skylanders, Aria Blaze, and Juniper Montage VS Evil-Lyn, Trap Jaw, Beast Man, Tri-Klops, Stinkor, Whiplash, Count Marzo, Mouth of Sauron, Baron Bedlam, RTN Kisame Hoshigaki, RTN Pain, and RTN Itachi - Missy Rodgers and Jason James
Evil-Lyn was next.
Evil Lyn: (to Optimus) Missy Rodgers and Jason James had their bonding time today. How'd it go?
Optimus Prime: It was really fun and great for them.
Yugito Nii: They talked about how they had their missions and killed Stankfoot and also how J.D. stopped that huge rocket.
Pinkie Pie: You bet they did and it was one of the most amazing ever!
Maud Pie: (Monotonously) It was really fun to hear about from them.
Featherweight: Boy it sure was.
Sprocket: Yeah that was awesome.
Evil Lyn: That was really cool! Lets do it!
Optimus Prime: AUTOBORA LETS TRANSFORM AND ROLL OUT!
He turned into an Autobot themed hero!
Optimus Prime: I am MASTER AUTOBOT! (ECHOING) CYBERTRON AUTOBOT BLAST!
He fired a wave of red energy and the group fired waves of metal, gears and lightning and smashed them down.
Keiko Yukimura, Honoka, Emu, Bianca Mantodea, Margaret Gilroy, Erin Fay, Yusuke, Hiei, Kuwabara, Kurama, Botan, Yukina, Twilight Sparkle, Starshine Sparkle, Magic Skylanders, Larry Koopa, and Morton Koopa VS Killer Croc, Bane, Riddler, Firefly, Penguin, Mr. Freeze, HARDAC Batman, Ghost of Dr. Coffin, Plumeria, U.A. Deadpool, Poodles Galore, and Universe 666 Eddie Quist - The Movie Grown Ups was funny!
Killer Croc was next.
Killer Croc: (to Keiko) The Movie Grown Ups was funny! What was your favorite part?
Keiko: (LAUGHS) I loved all that movie. It was really funny!
Honoka: Both movies were really funny!
Twilight Sparkle: We laughed so hard that we were holding our sides from laughing too hard.
Starshine Sparkle: (LAUGHS) Yeah that was all so funny!
Spyro: Boy we never laughed that hard before.
Killer Croc: (LAUGHS) Yeah that was awesome! We watched those movies too and they made all of us laugh too! Lets do it!
Keiko: FLAMEROSE LETS BURN AND BLOOM!
She turned into a Fire Flower themed hero!
Keiko: I AM RUBY FLAMEFLOWER! (ECHOING) FLAMING FLOWER FIRESTORM!
She fired waves of fire and flowers and the group fired waves of magic and smashed them down.
Becca Chang, Elizabeth Swann, Bulla, Valese, ChiChi, Jade Chan, Syd Chang, Adelaide, Rosa, Ronnie Anne, Nikki, Lincoln, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Earth Skylanders, Beyond, and Borth Majar VS Gator Ghoul, Jaguaro, Wakumi, Willawaw, Creeper, Tar Monster, Ironface, Yost Pyro, Kasumi Clone, Dragonfly, Snapdragon, and Yost Trapster - Kappa Eta Sigma is a bunch of jerkwad assholes
Gator Ghoul was next.
Gator Ghoul: (to Becca) Kappa Eta Sigma is a bunch of jerkwad assholes. Personally, I think the leader deserved to have his penis chewed on!
THEY LAUGHED HYSTERICALLY AT THAT REMARK!
Becca: (LAUGHS) That is too true and funny!
Elizabeth Swann: (LAUGHS) (British Accent) Yeah that was funny!
Applejack: (LAUGHS) That was funny!
Apple Bloom: (LAUGHS) Yeah no kidding!
Flashwing: (LAUGHS) YEAH! That made our day!
Gator Ghoul: (LAUGHS) Yeah! Lets do it!
Becca: CHOMPRA LETS BRING THE GATORS!
She turned into an alligator themed hero!
Becca: I am Lady Amazon! (ECHOING) AMAZON LEAF STORM BLAST!
She fired waves of leaves and the group fired waves of earth mud, boulders, rock, lava, crystal and apples and smashed them down.
Taylor (Loud House), Sally, EENE Sarah, X-Squad Mozenrath, Bubbles, Stella, Francis, Lola, Lea, Volcana, Fire, Sunset Shimmer, Princess Celestia, King Solar, Solar Eclipsa, Amber Morning, Light Skylanders, Tyrone McGee, and Terrence vs Manta Bayarsh, Dogranio Yaboon, Goche, Ryugu Tamatebacco, Samon Shakekisutanchin, Azald, Lord Drakkon, Yost Executioner, Gekkor, TTG Tooth Fairy, Eagle Undead, and Bluebird Imagin - Maria and William beat up a bunch of Frat Boys on their first date
Manta Bayarsh was next.
Manta Bayarsh: (to Taylor) Maria and William beat up a bunch of Frat Boys on their first date. And now, history's about to repeat itself.
Taylor: I know! Talk about Deja Vu. We heard all about what happened with that from J.D. back in the Old Days and that was amazing.
Sally: That was really awesome to hear about.
Princess Celestia: That was really awesome that happened back then.
King Solar: Boy it sure was!
Solar Eclipsa: Yeah it sure was cool.
Amber Morning: Yeah that was cool!
Spotlight: Boy no kidding and they sent all those Frat Jerks to prison.
Manta Bayarsh: That was awesome! Lets do it!
Taylor: BRUTUS LETS SMASH AND BURN!
She turned into a Fire Bull themed hero!
Taylor: I am Lady Butcherflame! (ECHOING) RAGING FIRE BULL BLAST!
She fired a wave of fire and the group fired waves of light and smashed them down.
Ink Rose, Suno, Yusuke Godai, Chomper, Jain - Lightsworn Paladin, Celestia - Lightsworn Angel, Brittney, Moonlight Raven, Lucy Loud, Haiku, Dante, Persephone, Princess Luna, Moondust, Snowdrop, Children of The Night, Dark Skylanders, Konan and Carly Atlas VS General Schwarz, Madame Noir, Emperor Z, Soap Shadow, Billiards Shadow, Bottle Shadow, Type Shadow, Evil Pharaoh Man, Helmut, Evil Stone Man, Dr. Neugog, and Evil Sun- - We beat up a bunch of Frat Kids in another universe. Just like old times
General Schwarz was next.
General Schwarz: (to Ink Rose) You guys beat up a bunch of Frat Kids in another universe. Just like old times.
Ink Rose: That was so fun and it was one of the most brutal things we did.
Suno: It sure was and we really let those clods have it.
Princess Luna: Yeah we sure did. Those kids were total heartless monsters.
Moondust: Yeah no kidding! Everyone tore them apart.
Snowdrop: You got that right. That was crazy!
Gari: But it was fun.
Blackout: Yeah it sure was cool!
General Schwarz: That was awesome! Lets do it!
Ink Rose: DARKBLOOM LETS BLOOM IN DARKNESS!
She turned into a darkness rose themed hero.
Ink Rose: I am LADY DARK FLOWER! (ECHOING) DARKNESS FLOWER BLAST!
She fired waves of energy and darkness and the group fired waves of darkness and smashed him down.
Sarah VS Gekkor
Gekkor was next.
Gekkor: This will be fun.
Sarah: I'm ready for you!
She fired waves of energy and blasted him down.
Kevin VS Imperious
Imperious was next.
Imperious: I'm ready for some fun.
Kevin: Bring it on!
He fired waves of energy and smashed him down.
Rolf VS Morticon
Morticon was next.
Morticon: Bring it on Boy!
Rolf: Rolf is ready for you!
Rolf fired waves of energy and smashed him down.
Nazz VS Hekatoid
Hekatoid was next.
Hekatoid: Bring it on girly!
Nazz: Oh I plan to!
She fired waves of energy and smashed him down.
Koichi VS Megahorn
Megahorn was next.
Megahorn: You ready for this?
Koichi: Oh I am.
He fired waves of darkness and smashed him down.
J.P. VS Serpentina
Serpentina was next.
Serpentina: Bring it on kid.
J.P.: Gladly!
He fired waves of lightning and smashed him down.
Takuya VS Sculpin
Sculpin was next.
Sculpin: This is gonna be fun kid.
Takuya: You got that right.
Takuya fired waves of fire and blasted him down.
Flurry Heart VS Wera Vann
Wera Vann was next.
Wera Vann: This is gonna be fun and cool.
Flurry Heart: You got that right.
She fired waves of light and blasted Wera down.
Valese (DBGT) VS Dragonfly
Dragonfly was next.
Dragonfly: Boy this will be fun.
Valese: It sure will.
She fired a wave of light and smashed down Dragonfly.
ChiChi VS Snapdragon
Snapdragon was next.
Snapdragon: You ready for some action?
ChiChi: Always ready!
She fired energy blasts and smashed Snapdragon down.
Samurai Rangers, Megaforce Rangers, Decade Riders, Nico, May, Eli, Nunnally, C.C., Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily VS Kugutsukai
Kugutsukai was next.
Kugutsukai: Boy those frat kids are going down.
Nico: Big time and it will be painful.
May: It sure will!
Kugutsukai: You got that right. Lets do it!
Nico teleported and opened his safe and in it was a bunch of weapons called the Thrashers of Kappa Ets Sigma, they're a massive collection of massive greatswords with embedded colored gems and a cross etched on the 7'6" massive, wide, double-edged gold blades and blessed by the powers of Heaven, large gold wolf heads for the crossguards, large white angelic faces built into both sides of the hilts with large colored gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handles, four large wolf heads with colored gems for eyes and on the bottom of the four large wolf heads are large gold wolf heads with colored gems in their mouths for the pommels.
Nico teleported back with them.
Samurai Rangers: SAMURAIZERS! GO GO SAMURAI!
Antonio: SAMURAI MORPHER! GOLD RANGER!
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! SAMURAI!
KAMEN RIDER!
Decade Riders: HENSHIN!
They all transformed and were ready!
Nico: Lets get him!
Jayden: FIRE BUSTER CANNON MODE!
He got the Fire Buster Ready and Laney put on a Fairy Disk and they loaded their disks.
Nico: FIRE!
They fired waves of energy and elements and they hit Kugutsukai and he exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!
He was dead!
Nico: OH YEAH! Kugutsukai you have failed this city!
Jayden: Samurai Rangers Victory is Ours.
Troy Burrows: Rangers that's a Super Mega Win
We regrouped!
Jake: Lucky we're not killing you!
Tsukasa: But this is still gonna hurt!
Kamen Ride: Forever Green!
Tsukasa turned into the green rangers and Daiki summoned clones of the Green Rangers.
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! FOREVER GREEN!
They turned into the Green Lost Galaxy, Lightspeed Rescue. Time Force, SPD, Mystic Force and RPM Rangers.
Maria: NO ONE PUNCHES ME! (TURNS DIAL) SPEED FORCE!
She summoned LaGrange, Thrust, Mimet, Asuka Lan, Good Evolt and Big Burpa!
Me: Yeah!
We went at Andy and his friends and punched and pulverized them
Nivenna fired waves of energy.
Multiple Man: CLONE BOMB STORM!
Boomerang: BOOMERANGS OF MIGHTY ULURU!
Knightbrace: TOOTHPASTE EXPLOSIVE BOMBS!
See More: EYES OF DOOM BLAST!
Weather Wizard: LIGHTNING THUNDERSTRIKE BLAST!
Evil Lyn: MAGIC FORCE BLAST!
Gator Ghoul: GATOR FORCE BLAST!
Killer Croc: CROCODILE FORCE BLAST!
Manta Bayarsh: MANTA FORCE BURST!
General Schwarz: DARKNESS SHADOW STRIKE!
They fired waves of energy and elements.
Brawl, Prowl, Pinkie Pie and Pigpen used the Earth Cyber Planet Keys and they enhanced Brawl's Electron Gun, Prowl's Rifle and Pinkie Pie and Pigpen's powers plus Pigpen's stench 100-fold.
Brawl and Pinkie Pie: LIGHTNING LAUGHTER BLAST!
Pigpen and Prowl: ACID STENCH FURY BLAST!
Laney of the Plants and Bane: SMASHING LEAF BLAST!
Harry Potter of Gryffindor and Tala: GRYFFINDOR MAGIC BLAST!
Davis of the Noodles of Awesome and Mercurymon: NOODLES OF METAL BLASTER!
Pohatu of the Stone and Avalanche: STONE AVALANCHE BLASTER!
Operation Overdrive Power and Titanium Man: OVERDRIVE TITANIUM BLAST!
She-Hulk of the Atomic Power and Trumbipular: HULKING ELEPHANT BLAST!
Hawkgirl of Thanagar and Magneto: HAWK OF THANAGAR MAGNET BLAST!
Persephone of the Green Fire and Misty Tredwell: GREEN FLAMES OF THE LIZARD BLAST!
Takanuva of Light and Kyd Wykkyd: LIGHT TOA BLAST!
Dante of the Yellow Fire and Devack: YELLOW FLAMES OF THE MONKEY BLAST!
Applejack, Thunderbird Apple, Lightning Fritter, Golden Delicious, Magnolia May, Construct-Bot, Grindcore, Beary Fagerbear, Shy Crystal, Trihorn, Armor-Hide, Roller the Panda-Pillbug, Grimlock the Wyvern, Apple Bloom, Api Apple, Tender Tap, Frozen Fright, Apple Fritter, Big Mac, Sugar Belle, Granny Smith, Apple Rose, Goldie Delicious, Bright Mac, Pear Butter, Cheerilee, Strawberry Sunrise, Blue Raspberry, Grand Pear, Rockhoof, Cocoa Axe, Steela Oresdotter, Autumn Blaze, Coloratura, Yona the Yak, Earth Skylanders and Albert Heinrich: EARTHQUAKE OF HONESTY!
They fired waves of energy and elements.
Applejack, Maria, William, Lana, Lola, and Laney: COLLEGE FURY BLAST!
They fired waves of energy and elements.
Lincoln: SPORT ELEMENT STYLE: BASKETBALL!
Entrapta: SPORT LIGHTNING STYLE: BASEBALL!
Perfuma: SPORT NATURE STYLE: VOLLEYBALL!
Frosta: SPORT ICE STYLE: GOLF!
Shantae: SPORT MAGIC STYLE: BOWLING!
Akko: SPORT STAR STYLE: FOOTBALL!
They fired waves of energy and elements and they formed into said sports balls.
Lincoln and his harem: SPORTS FINAL SMASH: EXPLOSIVE SPORTS BALLS!
They fired explosive sports balls at Kappa Ets Sigma which explodes on contact but thankfully they won't be killed they'll just get really big boo-boos!
Lincoln fired rainbow energy blasts that tied up the Kappa Ets Sigma club, and he stretched out his massive eleven and long white tails, and we knew what that was going to mean!
Lincoln: FORE!
Lincoln swung his tails and hit the Kappa Ets Sigma frat boys sending them screaming through the air, and they went through a portal that led to the local prison and they were in prison uniforms and right behind bars.
Me: HOLE IN ONE! And another frat club is thrown in the slammer!
Nico: Adios, you stupid douchebags!
Lincoln: Have fun rotting in the slammer. Now, there's one last thing to do. (Sensed a massive energy signal) And one last loose end to tie up.
Suddenly, the eight large planets and stars orbiting around my legs, the twelve large planets orbiting around Lincoln's legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting Linka's legs the nine large orange orbs orbiting around TLPS Ms. Tarantula's legs, the ten multi-colored orbs orbiting around Duke Lincoln's legs, the eleven colored orbs orbiting around the Loud Sisters' legs, the eleven colored orbs orbiting around the legs of The Loud's friends, the eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the nine large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the nine large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Tahu, Vakama, and Nate Adams' legs, the eight large fiery red orbs orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lars and Dudley Puppy's legs, the eight large pink orbs orbiting around Lexx Loud's legs, the nine large rose pink orbs orbiting around Steven Universe's legs, the nine large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the nine emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the nine large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the nine large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the nine and eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam and Leif Loud's legs, the eleven large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn's legs, the eleven coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blood red orbs around Marco Diaz's legs, the nine large aqua blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Shark's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Skippy, Sean Bolton, and Loki Loud's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Loni Loud's legs, the nine large yellow orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Snake's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Lane Loud's legs, the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Larry Loud's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Levi Loud's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago and Nico's legs, the eleven large colored orbs orbiting around Twilight Sparkle and her friends, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around Varie, William Dunbar, and Adam Lyon's legs, the eleven large aqua blue orbs orbiting around Girl Jordan's legs, the eleven large colored orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner's legs, the eleven large gold orbs orbiting around Alex the Lion and the eight large gold orbs orbiting around Takanuva's legs, the nine large pink orbs orbiting around Rita's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our large gold Bracers of The Champions of the Universe and the Stones of Gelel that were embedded in the backs of our left hands and our gold halos with four orbiting gold rings surrounding the corners behind our heads were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming, and the imps of The Fabled Gene-Slammers were already hissing with anger.
Lincoln formed a massive diamond barrier with absorption energy surrounding the diamond barrier that protected all of us from a massively powerful volley of energy blasts, and it absorbed the blasts and they flowed into us and made us even stronger than ever.
Buster Bunny: There's no mistaking those energy signals from anywhere.
Lincoln: Not at all. Come on out, Universe 666 Jeice and Universe 666 Burter, or we will force you out!
Two figures came out, they were other than Universe 666 Jeice and Universe 666 Burter, and like with Universe 666 Broly, their eyes were completely blood red and they had a black and purple aura around them.
Nico: So, Universe 666 Jeice and Universe 666 Burter has arrived.
Buster Bunny: We got to stop them and free them from that leech's control.
Plucky Duck: Then, that's what's going to happen.
Suddenly, Plucky Duck's eyes turned neon orange and he was surrounded by a green energy aura with stars, fire, flames, explosives, ducks, phoenixes, and angels, he unholstered his massive greatsword from his back, and as he approached Universe 666 Jeice and Universe 666 Burter, he left green energy, stars, fire, flames, explosives, ducks, phoenixes, and angels with every step.
Plucky Duck: I should've known that madman would start sending you two to come after us after what has been happening, now we're going to take you two down and free you from that lunatic.
Suddenly, Plucky Duck was surrounded by a massive vortex of green energy with stars, fire, flames, and explosives surrounding the vortex, there are ducks, phoenixes, and angels flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is an orange phoenix with blue eyes gazing at Universe 666 Jeice and Universe 666 Burter: the eyes of salvation. Then, as the vortex faded, Plucky Duck emerged, but he was changed forever.
Plucky Duck grew to 8'3" in height, he now has abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew even bigger and eight-pack abs, he now has large gold metal bracers on his massive biceps and thighs, and he now has eleven large green orbs orbiting around his legs, he has orang highlights in the bangs of his full head of long green going down to the bottom of his neck and he has a large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four orbiting golden rings on each corner behind his head, he has neon green eyes and a green energy aura with stars, fire, flames, explosives, ducks, phoenixes, and angels surrounding him and he has an immense rainbow protective aura with elements swirling around it, he has a duck with a mallet in its wings emblazoned on his forehead and Third Eye with orange iris, he has on his Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with green gems on the gold flame links and green crystal links and a green duck-shaped Element of Harmony and on the bottom of the orange duck-shaped Element of Harmony is a duck with green gems for eyes and the Fire, Star, and Eternity Kanjis in its flippers for the pendant and he has on a white and gold accented choker on his neck, he has on a white tank top, pair of large black pants with green flames on the legs, black knee-high boots with flame buckles and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with stars, fire, flames, explosives, ducks, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails and on the back is a phoenix, angel, and duck and on top is the Warner Bros. logo with stars, explosives, and fire surrounding the phoenix, angel, and ducks. Suddenly, Plucky Duck felt a sharp pain on his now wider and more muscular back, and then, massive green angel wings with orange tips on the green feathers grew and sprouted out of his back. Plucky Duck has on a Ring of The Phoenix with green gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on his right ring finger and Orange Lantern Ring on his left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in his left hand.
Suddenly, Plucky Duck's massive Sword of The Next Generations of Looney Tunes and all of the greatswords and swords he'd gotten began merging together and they're surrounded by a kaleidoscope of green energy, stars, fire, flames, explosives, ducks, phoenixes, and angels, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Plucky Duck's Inheritor of Daffy Duck's Legacy Explosive Comedic Firestorm Screwball Duck Angel Greatsword of Legendary Looney Tunes Explosive Comedic Firestorm Screwball Duck Angel Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded orange gems and the silhouette of Daffy Duck etched on the 7'9" massive, wide, double-edged green blade, large green duck heads for the crossguard, large white angel faces built into both sides of the hilt and large green gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large green duck heads with orange gems for eyes and in their open mouths and on the bottom of the duck heads is a large green duck head with orange gems for eyes and in its open mouth for the pommel, he has on his new large gold Bracers of The Champions of The Universe with large green gems on his wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet on his left gold Bracer, new large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold duck head with orange gems for eyes and large green gem in his mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on his right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on his left hip. There's a green kanji below the phoenix, duck, and angel that said, "Plucky Duck, Friend of Buster Bunny and The Acme Acres Crew, Student of Acme Looniversity, Brother of Danger Duck, Student of Daffy Duck, Member of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Fire, Explosives, Ducks, and Angels"
プラッキー・ダック、バスター・バニーとアクメ・エーカーズ・クルーの友人、アクメ・ルーニバーシティの学生、デンジャー・ダックの兄弟、ダフィー・ダックの学生、チーム・ラウド・フェニックス・ストームのメンバー、コスモスの勇敢な戦士、宇宙の守護者、擁護者、そして救世主、マルチバース、そしてその先へ、宇宙への希望の大使であり灯台、友情の力と要素のマスター、セレスティアル・ゼルナガの怒りのマスター、ブラック・ゲートのマスター、究極の善の究極の力、真実の真の女神、正義、愛、思いやり、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠、正直、寛大、優しさ、無私の心、勇気、そして信頼、破壊者と悪の殺し屋、狂った、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くべき強力な素晴らしく強力な教師の生徒であり、火、爆薬、アヒル、天使の達人
Plucky Duck has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-ACME NEXT GEN KNIGHT-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL COMEDIC LEGENDARY LOONEY TUNES LEGACY EXPLOSIVE FIRESTORM SCREWBALL DUCK ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL COMEDIC LEGENDARY LOONEY TUNES EXPLOSIVE FIRESTORM SCREWBALL DUCK ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL COMEDIC LEGENDARY LOONEY TUNES LEGACY EXPLOSIVE FIRESTORM SCREWBALL DUCK ANGEL GREED!
We were amazed by Plucky Duck's Super Angel-Acme Next Gen Knight-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation, but when Universe 666 Jeice and Universe 666 Burter saw it, they fired energy blasts at Plucky Duck, but Plucky Duck fired a massive barrage of green energy, stars, fire, flames, explosives, ducks, phoenixes, and angels which hits Universe 666 Jeice and Universe 666 Burter and they exploded, they got back up, but now, they were enraged.
Lincoln: WHOA!
The toons did extremely wild takes upon seeing what Plucky Duck did.
Bugs Bunny: WHAT THE?!
Buster Bunny: Even I'm stunned by what we just saw, Bugs!
Plucky Duck: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Eternal Comedic Legendary Looney Tunes Legacy Fire Explosive Screwball Duck Angel and Divine Cosmic Eternal Comedic Legendary Looney Tunes Legacy Fire Explosive Screwball Duck Angel Greed) That's only the beginning. Now, let's do this!
Plucky Duck went after Universe 666 Jeice and Universe 666 Burter, and he fired extremely powerful blasts of green energy, fire, flames, explosives, ducks, phoenixes, and angels at Universe 666 Jeice and Universe 666 Burter, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit them. Then, he attacks them with his massive greatsword and left scars on them.
Daffy Duck: Whoa, this is really incredible!
Buster Bunny: Plucky's tearing them apart.
Sebastian was about to attack in his Demon Angel Mode, but he wound up getting hit in the stomach by Buster and sent flying into a coffin of spikes which closed shut, and he came out and had bleeding wounds which sealed up and his clothes repaired.
Plucky Duck threw two bombs at Universe 666 Jeice and Universe 666 Burter which exploded and knocked them out cold, and then, they were bound with more chains of light by Lincoln.
Buster Bunny: Here goes. PURIFICATION STYLE NINJA ART: POISONOUS DARKNESS PURIFICATION!
Buster Bunny fired a beam of purifying white light which hit Universe 666 Jeice and Universe 666 Burter and removed every trace of the poisonous darkness that infected them, and they were restored and sent to Good Luthor. We all cheered wildly as Plucky Duck holstered his massive greatsword on his back and powered down, and Plucky Duck's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, large gold halo, and massive green angel wings are permanent.
Nico: Okay, now...that...was...AWESOME!
Me: It sure was, that was really incredible.
Eli: That's two more freed from Universe 666 Sebastian.
Suddenly, we heard a loud demonic roar and it was coming from Acme Acres.
Lincoln: And we pissed him off even more, and Good Luthor will be keeping an eye on them and the others.
Me: Yeah, there's no telling what other nasty surprises that Universe 666 Sebastian had on them. So, Lincoln, who are we meeting tomorrow?
Lincoln: I've got a couple of smoking hot ones: Akira Satonaka, the Heatwave Gene-Slammer, Eri Satonaka, the Minerva Gene-Slammer, Fujiko Satonaka, the Prowl Gene-Slammer, Haruka Satonaka, the Chase Gene-Slammer, Ichigo Satonaka, the Red Alert Gene-Slammer, Juri Satonaka, the Blades Gene-Slammer, Kimiko Satonaka, the Strongarm Gene-Slammer, Megumi Satonaka, the Boulder Gene-Slammer, Naruko Satonaka, the Trench Gene-Slammer, and Ranko Satonaka, the Lifeline Gene-Slammer.
Chie Satonaka: (GASPS) My sisters?!
Selene Arcangela: Chie Satonaka's sisters A.K.A. The Satonaka Sisters?! Awesome, and you guys are going to love meeting them, Akira Satonaka, the Heatwave Gene-Slammer, Eri Satonaka, the Minerva Gene-Slammer, Fujiko Satonaka, the Prowl Gene-Slammer, Haruka Satonaka, the Chase Gene-Slammer, Ichigo Satonaka, the Red Alert Gene-Slammer, Juri Satonaka, the Blades Gene-Slammer, Kimiko Satonaka, the Strongarm Gene-Slammer, Megumi Satonaka, the Boulder Gene-Slammer, Naruko Satonaka, the Trench Gene-Slammer, and Ranko Satonaka, the Lifeline Gene-Slammer are Lincoln's Guardian Angels from Japan and masters of martial arts like their sister, Chie Satonaka, and they often protect Lincoln from those who would try and harm him.
Chie Satonaka: And they're easy to identify: Akira has red hair with matching clothing, Eri has white hair with matching clothing, Fujiko has brown hair with matching clothing, Ichigo has pink hair with matching clothing, Juri has black hair with matching clothing, Kimiko has blue hair with matching clothing, Megumi has green hair with matching clothing, Naruko has orange hair with matching clothing, and Ranko has magenta hair with matching clothing.
Michelle Emperyous: They also noticed Chandler and his goons, Lynn, Pablo and Anderson, and Hawk and Hank attempting to harm Lincoln, but they managed to beat the crap out of Chandler and his goons, Lynn, Pablo and Anderson, and Hawk and Hank. To show thanks for saving him, Lincoln made the Satonaka Sisters beautiful necklaces, and to show thanks for the necklaces, they each kissed Lincoln on the lips. As a result, he promised that when he comes of age, he will marry Chie Satonaka and her sisters along with the rest of his harem. they hate the jerks with a blazing passion especially Pablo and Anderson and Hawk and Hank.
Nico: We already got rid of Hawk and Hank last year, so Chie's sisters will have their fun beating the crap out of Pablo and Anderson, along with the other jerks.
Lincoln: And I've seen how fierce Chie's sisters are when it came to beating down bullies.
Evil Lyn: Nice shot, Lincoln!
Lincoln: Thanks!
Qin: That was cool!
Gator Ghoul: Didn't expect the other Frat Clubs to help out.
Killer Croc: It was totally unexpected.
Manta Bayarsh: What now?
General Schwarz: We celebrate at Lenny's house.
Maria: Yeah!
Nico: Great job today everyone!
Applejack: (To the viewers) You really had fun with this.
Me: Yep.
We had a great party and then later went back home and then enjoyed the rest of the day and went to sleep.
THE END
Another awesome chapter done.
This was for the awesome and funny movies Grown Ups. So funny!
NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, kolbdog323, XP4Universe, Darkhai, vinjedi1995, Drako1234658, Nflemingful, Hynageneral, BumbleSparkle, EtstheClarenceandTLHfan and ninjakingofhearts gave me the ideas for this and so did the guest reviewer. Thanks guys.
For the next rescue Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Donbrothers, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Princess Anita, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Kamen Rider (1971), Hibiki Riders, Agito Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Faiz Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Dragon Knight Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Wallflower Blush, Alice Kingsleigh, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Sakura Knudson, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman and his counterparts, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Venus, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily as well as Aqueduct, Pisces Zodiarts, Dr. Mingo, Ember Woman, Liquidroid Wateru and Syren as well as Raiden, Nudge, Cod Commando, Ayame Ichiraku, Water Princess And Jungle Princes and we're going to Germany for the Oktoberfest festival and the mascots are going to get drunk and we're going to eat sausage and croquettes and more. But we're also going to battle a clone of Tyrian Callows who is coming for revenge! But I'm going to transform against him to an awesome new powerful form. And we're going to make sure he dies for good. Also we're going to battle Another Saint Trinity the Evil Nun, Dunkleosteus, Ocean, Edge, Ivy, Opabinia, Mermaid, Unicorn, Pangaea, Archelon, Noodle, Octopus, Brachiosaurus, Nightmare, Anomalocaris, Joker Dopant, Pisces Zodiarts and Aqueduct who are the Keyblade Knight of Borg Prime and the Dopant Embodiments of Slaughter and Cobra and we're also going to meet a Grenade Man gene-slammer and her name is Greta Grenade and she has a REALLY explosive power.
For tomorrow, the next one to face another of the resurrected mind-controlled Universe 666 Z-Fighters' foes is Danger Duck
For Lincoln's rescue tomorrow, we're heading to Vigrid, and we're in for a surprise: Bayonetta's mother and Balder's wife, Rosa, the most powerful Umbra Witch, has come back from the dead restored to life after Balder was freed from Loptyr who was banished to The Black Gates, and she's come for a duel with Lincoln. She's known that her daughter and Jeanne are now in Lincoln's harem, and that Valencia Vigrid, Keyblade Knight of Vigrid, had trained Lincoln in the ways of The Umbra Witches for years, and trained him in darkness, The Dark Arts, dark magic, black magic, and Satanic Magic. Now, Lincoln is about to be put to the test against one of the most powerful Umbra Witches in Vigrid over 500 years ago, and after the duel is finished, we're also going to face and kill another of Bayonetta's enemies: Morgana, who is among the most powerful of Umbra Witches known, boasting not only Dark Arts so powerful that showed potential to surpass even the Umbran Elders, she has additionally amassed ages of magical knowledge during the conflict in the feudal period of Avalon.
And we're going to meet the next group of Cybertronian Gene-Slammers, their names are Akira Satonaka, the Heatwave Gene-Slammer, Eri Satonaka, the Minerva Gene-Slammer, Fujiko Satonaka, the Prowl Gene-Slammer, Haruka Satonaka, the Chase Gene-Slammer, Ichigo Satonaka, the Red Alert Gene-Slammer, Juri Satonaka, the Blades Gene-Slammer, Kimiko Satonaka, the Strongarm Gene-Slammer, Megumi Satonaka, the Boulder Gene-Slammer, Naruko Satonaka, the Trench Gene-Slammer, and Ranko Satonaka, the Lifeline Gene-Slammer A.K.A. The Satonaka Sisters, these ten are Lincoln's Guardian Angels from Japan and masters of martial arts like their sister, Chie Satonaka, and they often protect Lincoln from those who would try and harm him, and they're easy to identify: Akira has red hair with matching clothing, Eri has white hair with matching clothing, Fujiko has brown hair with matching clothing, Ichigo has pink hair with matching clothing, Juri has black hair with matching clothing, Kimiko has blue hair with matching clothing, Megumi has green hair with matching clothing, Naruko has orange hair with matching clothing, and Ranko has magenta hair with matching clothing. They also noticed Chandler and his goons, Lynn, Pablo and Anderson, and Hawk and Hank attempting to harm Lincoln, but they managed to beat the crap out of Chandler and his goons, Lynn, Pablo and Anderson, and Hawk and Hank. To show thanks for saving him, Lincoln made the Satonaka Sisters beautiful necklaces, and to show thanks for the necklaces, they each kissed Lincoln on the lips. As a result, he promised that when he comes of age, he will marry Chie Satonaka and her sisters along with the rest of his harem. they hate the jerks with a blazing passion especially Pablo and Anderson and Hawk and Hank.
Next we're going to Gravity Falls and we're going to battle The Shapeshifter and that one is going to like The Thing.
See you next time.
