The chapter is for the Gravity Falls Shapeshifter.
Over in Germany was Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Donbrothers, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Princess Anita, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Kamen Rider (1971), Hibiki Riders, Agito Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Faiz Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Dragon Knight Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Wallflower Blush, Alice Kingsleigh, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Sakura Knudson, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman and his counterparts, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Venus, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily as well as Aqueduct, Pisces Zodiarts, Dr. Mingo, Ember Woman, Liquidroid Wateru and Syren as well as Raiden, Nudge, Cod Commando, Ayame Ichiraku, Water Princess And Jungle Princess and we were over at an awesome Oktoberfest festival and it was an awesome party and it was fun! We were having sausage and croquettes and the Mascots were with us and getting drunk.
Me: Boy look at this!
Qin: This is awesome and cool!
Lola: Yeah it sure is amazing! I love the sausage and dancing here.
Varie: It's amazing to see all this.
Laney: I love coming to Germany. It's fun.
Nico: It sure is.
Raiden: I agree there too everyone.
Nico: Raiden, I want to thank you, Aqueduct, and your teams for coming.
Raiden: No problem guys. This will be fun.
Nudge: I'm looking forward to this.
Camie: Me too.
Me: Yeah! (EATING SAUSAGE) Mmm! Delicious.
Nico: Nudge, what do you like to do in your free time?
Nudge: I'm a bird caretaker at the zoo and it's fun. The birds all love me.
Me: That fits you perfectly because of you being part bird.
Nudge: It sure does.
Qin: That is cool.
Laney: It sure is.
Nudge: Yeah it's fun and amazing.
Poromon: Even me!
Nudge: Yes even you Poromon.
Qin: Cool.
Laney: Yeah that is awesome.
Raiden: I think it's a great job for you Nudge.
Me: I agree. (Eating Croquettes) Mmm!
Laney: All good.
Nico: Yep. Man yesterday was crazy fun.
Lana: I'll say! We really taught those jerkwad Frat Kids a major lesson.
Maria: Yeah!
Maria had a REALLY SWOLLEN BLACK EYE!
Maria: Too bad one of them punched me in the eye!
Me: (WHISTLES) Nice shiner.
Eli: Boy Andy sure socked you good.
Maria: I know.
Nico: Let me heal that.
Nico did so and she had her eye healed.
Maria: Wow! That's better! Thanks Nico.
Nico: Anytime.
Me: But either way, Andy got what was coming to him.
Laney: Yeah that jerk.
Nico: Okay, so we didn't kill him. I still hope he loses his penis in prison!
Me: Oh Nico don't worry about that. I had him get his manhood chewed off.
Nico: Really?
I pulled out a photo of Andy getting his manhood chewed off in a tank full of piranhas! The water is red with his blood because of it!
Nico: NICE!
Qin: (LAUGHS) Those fish are hungry for him!
WE LAUGHED!
Nico: (LAUGHS) Yeah!
Horsea and Nico kissed Maria on the forehead.
Maria: Thanks guys.
The mascots were drinking beer like crazy.
Me: Boy the mascots sure love Oktoberfest.
Xenia: Mostly because of beer.
Qin: Yeah they sure do.
Laney: No kidding!
Camie: What is Oktoberfest normally for?
Me: It's a big annual beer festival and carnival that they have here in Germany. It's really fun for them.
Camie: Wow. The mascots are in heaven.
Lola: (LAUGHS) They sure are.
Poromon: This is our beer! Get your own!
Me: Now Poromon there's enough for everyone here. Germany is known for having TONS of it.
Xenia: Yeah.
Lola: And they have more than just beer here.
Me: Yep.
Lana was eating the Red Cabbage.
Lana: Mmm! (Eating) Love the red cabbage.
Laney: At least Lana's eating her vegetables.
Lola: That's true.
Nico: That's good for you.
Lana: It sure is. I'm now eating my vegetables more often and doing good.
Me: You sure are. Also believe it or not Lana likes Brussel Sprouts.
Nico: Does she really?
Me: Sounds fucked up I know but she is a good girl doing that.
Laney: Yeah and Jared loves ALL vegetables no matter how gross they are.
Me: Yeah that's my son.
Lincoln: Okay, guys, we've got ourselves a huge emergency, and J.D., this is one you are so not going to like one bit: we got word that a clone of Tyrian Callows is here on Remnant, and that monster is causing havoc.
We gasped, and I drank a cup of water and did a spit take and sprayed water on a nearby tree.
Me: WHAT!? A clone of that crazy fucked-up monster is here?! (GROWLS LIKE A SAVAGE WOLF)
Nico: Okay, now that fucked-up lunatic has really crossed it once again!
Lincoln: He sure has, and since we got a clone of Tyrian Callows here,
Lincoln called the rest of the team, and they arrived.
Lori: We heard everything, and we're ready for her.
Lincoln: Without a doubt. (Sensed for the Tyrian Callows Clone) AHA! Gotcha! I just spotted the clone of Tyrian Callows, he's 20 yards away and he's already causing havoc.
Nico: Let's head on over and trash that clone.
Lincoln: Yeah!
Camie: Remind me again. Who is Tyrian Callows?
Me: This is a guy who is really fucked up to the core.
I went over his history.
Tyrian Callows is a major antagonist of the American animated webseries RWBY. He is a serial killer and a member of Salem's Faction. He is the archenemy of Qrow Branwen.
He was originally voiced by Jessie James Grelle from Volumes 4 to 8, who also voices Demigra and Yukiteru Amano, however due to Jessie refusing to continue working with Rooster Teeth after it's controversy, it is currently unknown who will take over the role.
Past
In the past, Tyrian was a known serial killer who killed people across Remnant. He was eventually arrested, but his transport to prison was attacked by Grimm and he escaped. Likely as thanks to the Grimm's leader Salem, Tyrian swore allegiance to her and regarded her as his queen.
Volume 4
In "The Next Step", Tyrian attends a meeting at Salem's Domain along with Watts, Cinder and Hazel. Tyrian encourages Cinder to seek revenge on Ruby Rose for the loss of her left eye. Salem later orders Tyrian to continue his search for the Spring Maiden. However, upon hearing Cinder's concern about Ruby, she reassigns him to track Ruby down and bring her back alive. Tyrian promises to take one of Ruby's eyes for Cinder before bursting into maniacal laughter.
In "Menagerie", Tyrian arrives at Higanbana and asks a waitress for information on Ruby's whereabouts.
In "Tipping Point", Tyrian intercepts Team RNJR at Oniyuri and attacks them. When questioned about who he is, Tyrian tells them that his name doesn't matter and he's only interested in Ruby, whom he declares will be coming with him. During their fight, Tyrian reveals he is a scorpion Faunus, which makes Ruby question if this is about the White Fang or Roman Torchwick. Tyrian calls them nothing but pawns and states that he only serves his "goddess". Despite Team RNJR's efforts, Tyrian easily defeats them and incapacitates Ruby. However, before he can strike her with his stinger, Qrow Branwen intervenes and blocks the attack.
In "Punished", Tyrian has a quick talk with Qrow before engaging him in battle. Ruby attempts to rejoin the fight despite Qrow's warnings and Tyrian knocks her into an unstable building; causing Qrow to come save her from falling debris. Tyrian takes the opportunity to strike Qrow across the abdomen with his stinger; poisoning him. However, Ruby severs Tyrian's stinger from his extended tail with Crescent Rose, causing him to scream in pain. Surrounded and too injured to continue fighting, Tyrian flees the area, hoping Salem will forgive him for his failure.
In "Taking Control", Tyrian returns to Salem's Domain and grovels before Salem. He tells Salem that though he failed to retrieve Ruby like she asked, he managed to poison Qrow and remove him as a threat; asking if he's still pleased her with this action. Salem nonetheless expresses disappointment in Tyrian, causing him to break down into tears and bawl. When a nearby Beowolf attempts to attack him, Tyrian viciously kills it before taking his grief out on its corpse; stabbing it repeatedly as his cries turn into maniacal laughter.
Volume 5
In "Dread in the Air", when Salem hears that Qrow is alive and well, she orders Cinder to summon Tyrian to her conference room so that she can "have a word with him".
Volume 6
In "So That's How it Is", Tyrian returns with a new mechanical tail made by Dr. Watts. He mocks Hazel, Mercury Black, and Emerald Sustrai on their defeat at Haven Academy, enraging Emerald when he mocks the supposed death of Cinder. She threatens him and cuts his face, but he only laughs manically. He later attends a meeting called by Salem, where he offers to stop the Beacon students from delivering the Relic of Knowledge to Atlas. However, Hazel reveals that Ozpin is still alive, prompting Salem to dismiss Tyrian and the others before unleashing her rage.
In "Lost", Tyrian gives Emerald and Mercury some advice about how far they want to go, before telling them that he and Watts have been assigned to a special mission to go to Atlas.
Volume 7
In "A New Approach", Tyrian and Watts have a brief argument via earpieces. Tyrian expresses worriment that he and Watts will be recognized by the Atlas security. Watts reassures him by telling him the security code in Mantle is outdated, allowing the scientist to hack the security cameras, and allowing both men to walk freely.
In "Ace Operatives", Tyrian corners Forest in an alleyway. Forest asks who the scorpion Faunus is. Tyrian responds to the question that he's someone like him, someone who wants to mix things up around Mantle. Afterwards he proceeds to kill Forest.
In "A Night Off", Tyrian and Watts sabotaged Robyn Hill's victory party. With Watts cutting the power and altering the security camera footage, Tyrian was free to kill as many of Robyn's supporters. He attacked Fiona, Robyn's right-hand woman, and then made his escape. With Tyrian gone, Watts switched the lights back on. The survivors of the ordeal seeing Penny on the stage with Robyn, they quickly placed the blame on her.
In "As Above, So Below", Tyrian drops down from the rooftops. He and Watts watch as the citizen of Mantle riot and loot the stores as well as destroy the paladins.
In "Out in the Open", Tyrian and Watts watch Ironwood and Robyn Hill expose the truth about the recent murders and their plans to divide the people of Mantle. Watts looks at the schematics in making Amity Colosseum a communications tower, and is dumbfounded how those plans had gotten past him. Tyrian becomes enraged that their plans failed. Watts goes to sabotage the colosseum, Tyrian is sent to create more tension and chaos in Mantle. Later, Tyrian corners Robyn in an alleyway, dodging, and catching her crossbow bolts. Tyrian charges at Robyn, but is interrupted by Qrow and Clover.
In "Gravity", after Clover tell Tyrian he is under arrest, he begins to cackle insanely. In response, Qrow charges at him. Tyrian blocks and counters their attacks. With Qrow fighting on the offensive, while Clover, and Robyn providing support. They quickly overwhelm Tyrian, which causes him to burst out into maniacal laughter. Robyn shoots a crossbow bolt at him, he catches it in his teeth. Suddenly, the bolt explodes, dazing him, and depleting his aura. While on the ground he chuckles at Robyn as she approaches, she then kicks him in the head, knocking him out. Much later, during the time Ruby is exposing Ironwood's plan to her companions, Tyrian is seen on the bullhead airship, tied up, and sitting next to Clover, Robyn, and Qrow.
In "With Friends Like These", after hearing Ruby exposing Ironwood's plan to abandon Mantle. On everyone's scrolls, a warrant is out for team RWBY's arrest, including Qrow. Robyn becomes enraged at Clover for following Ironwood's orders. As tensions between Clover, Qrow, and Robyn rise. Tyrian bides his time and waits for them to attack each other. Qrow tries to de-escalate the hostility, but his pleas fall on dead ears. Robyn fires a bolt at Clover, but the latter blocks it. Tyrian is accidentally freed by Clover's fishing hook, he sneaks off, kills the pilots, and sabotages the controls of the manta.
As Qrow and Clover begin to fight one another, Tyrian "regains" consciousness. He removes the bolas from his wrists by dislocating his thumb, then popping it back into place. The two stop for a brief moment, but Tyrian interjects and tells them not to stop on his account. Qrow angrily responds to his second opponent and charges at him. Tyrian, Qrow, and Clover fight one another. Qrow angrily claims he and Tyrian have a score to settle, Tyrian calmly agrees. Tyrian then suggests they "put the kid to bed before they finish it." Qrow agrees to the serial killer's suggestion and the two go after Clover.
During the fight between the three, Tyrian and Qrow gain the upperhand, Qrow loses his sword, but goes in and punches Clover in the stomach. His punch causes Clover's aura shatters. Qrow demands why he's following Ironwood, Clover responds he owes the general his life. His life his cut short when Tyrian runs Qrow's sword through the leader of the Ace-Ops' back. In mock sympathy, Tyrian tells Qrow it doesn't look like Clover is going to make it. Enraged, Qrow screams he is going to kill Tyrian. The scorpion Faunus sadistically responds just like the way he killed Clover. Tyrian tells Qrow their score will have to wait and leaves Qrow and Robyn to the authorities.
Volume 8
In "Divide", Cinder returns to Salem with Neo and with the Relic of Knowledge in their possession. Cinder takes all the credit for stealing the Lamp from Ironwood, Tyrian steps out from the shadows, insulting the Fall Maiden, telling her she isn't cunning, but that General Ironwood is an idiot. Cinder retorts, telling him that he and Watts were both outsmarted by the General. She sarcastically tell him it's a shame that Watts never made it back. Tyrian states the doctor was a necessary sacrifice and hopes that Neopolitan isn't another. Salem asks Cinder who her new partner is, upon which Cinder answers her master, stating that Neo is a valuable asset. Moments later, Hazel, Emerald, and Mercury arrive. Emerald sees Cinder and starts to run towards her, expressing relief she's ok, but Cinder chastises her subordinate. Tyrian proceeds to insult Emerald, saying she shouldn't put her faith into someone so incompetent. The Faunus proudly exclaims while he and Watts were causing strife and chaos amongst the citizens of Atlas, Cinder was merely atoning for her past failures. Cinder states Penny had gotten in her way during her personal mission in stealing the Winter Maiden powers, and says she will take what is hers. Salem then demands Cinder to know her place, and while she is more valuable to her than a pawn, she is not a player in this game. Salem waves her hand, and her subordinates immediately leave.
In "Midnight" Tyrian shows Salem (via scroll) texts that state that Arthur Watts has managed to hack Penny while kneeling before Salem (along with the rest of her subordinates). He gleefully watches Salem briefly torture Cinder via her Grimm arm and then watches Hazel slam Oscar into the ground of the Monstra, after Oscar declares that aiding Salem in her plans will "bring about the end for all of them".
In "War", Tyrian happily debunks Mercury Black's argument that "Salem is not ending the world" after overhearing Emerald and Mercury's conversation, and states that her destructive intentions were obvious, before leaving with Mercury to go to Vacuo under Salem's orders.
When I was done everyone that hadn't heard about it was shocked and horrified!
Sakura Knudson: This guy is really fucked up in the head!
Me: That is an understatement!
The mascots kept drinking beer.
Nico: Get as drunk as you can. The asshole can't possibly match that.
Me: That's right.
Qin: We faced Tyrian after the Great War With the Royal Defenders and it was epic.
Me: Yep.
Nico: He reminds me of Scorpion only more crazy!
Me: Yeah. He's more like a combination of The Joker and Scorpion combined.
Nico: Well maybe not that far.
Qin: Yeah.
Lincoln: Lets go get him then. (Sensed Flip's musclebound thugs) Uh oh, hold up, I sensed a massive army of Flip's musclebound thugs also heading right for us.
Nico: (GROWLS) That mutant just doesn't even know when to quit!
Eli: Nico I am REALLY CLOSE to wanting to kill Flip right now!
Suddenly, we saw a massive army of Flip's musclebound thugs arrive, and they came barreling towards us in a fit of rage.
Lincoln: I knew there was no mistaking the stench of B.O. in the air!
Lincoln fired vacuum tubes from his chest which latched onto the chests of Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs, and then, the vacuum tubes literally began sucking Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs dry of all their massive muscle mass, virility, blood, and physical strength, and all of it was being pumped into Lincoln and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed and he also grew even stronger. When Lincoln was done, the vacuum tubes detached themselves from the chests of the thugs and went back into Lincoln, and the thugs were now dead from blood loss and thin as a rake and he fired a blast of red energy and destroyed them leaving them as ashes. Then, we set our sights on the Tyrian Callows clone.
We were flying, and then, we saw the Tyrian Callows clone causing havoc and he was laughing like the fucked-up lunatic he is.
Lincoln: There he is. J.D., let's get him together.
Me: Got it.
Lincoln unholstered his massive greatsword and his angelic and demonic greatswords appeared at his sides and I unholstered my massive greatsword. Then, he and I went at the Tyrian Callows clone, and we slashed him with our massive greatswords and Lincoln's angelic and demonic greatswords also slashed the Tyrian Callows clone.
SLASH! SLASH! SLASH! SLASH! SLASH! SLASH! SLASH! SLASH! SLASH! SLASH! SLASH! SLASH! SLASH!
Nico: WHOA! Dang, you guys are seriously tearing him apart. Save some for the rest of us.
Lincoln and I kicked the Tyrian Callows clone away as the rest of the team landed and the Tyrian Callows clone was still laughing like the insane fucked-up monster he really is.
Me: Even if he is just a mere clone, there's no mistaking that fucked-up laugh from anywhere, and I've had enough of him to last a fucking lifetime.
I went over to him.
Me: Tyrian Callows, Prepare to die!
Tyrian Callows: (LAUGHING LIKE A FUCKED UP LUNATIC!)
Nico: He is still just as fucked up as ever!
I snapped my fingers and we were on the planet Glaren for safety.
Suddenly, my rainbow eyes turned neon rainbow and I was surrounded by a rainbow energy aura with Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Moonlight, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Explosions, Atomic Radiation, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Great Old Ones, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, Mermaids, Basilisks, Cockatrices, Deer, Hippogriffs, Griffins, Perytons, Sphinxes, Manticores, and Mythological Animals, I unholstered my massive J.D. Knudson's Universal Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Greatsword of Universal Eternal Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Justice, and as I approached the Tyrian Callows clone, I left rainbow energy, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Moonlight, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Explosions, Atomic Radiation, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Great Old Ones, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, Mermaids, Basilisks, Cockatrices, Deer, Hippogriffs, Griffins, Perytons, Sphinxes, Manticores, and Mythological Animals with every step.
Me: Even if you're just a clone of Tyrian Callows, you're still just as bad and fucked-up as he is, but even worse, you were given life thanks to that monstrous demon, Universe 666 Sebastian, you reek of the Infernal Darkness that brought you to life, and you must be destroyed here and now.
SUDDENLY, AN EXTREMELY MASSIVE AND INCREDIBLY POWERFUL RAINBOW FIRE EXPLOSION BLASTED OUT OF ME WITH INCREDIBLY DEVESTATING AND UNBELIEVABLE FORCE! THE EXPLOSION WAS SO INTENSELY POWERFUL THAT EVERYONE IN 900,000,000,000,000 UNIVERSES FELT IT AND THEN, IT FORMED INTO A MASSIVE JET OF RAINBOW FIRE AND IT FLEW OUT OF THE INFINITELY VAST WEB OF GALAXIES AND FORMED INTO A POWERFUL RAINBOW FIRE PHOENIC! IT CRIED INTENSELY WITH AMAZING POWER, AND THEN, THE FIRE PHOENIX WENT BACK TO EARTH AND I GAINED AN INTENSELY POWERFUL AND SUPERCHARGED ASTRONOMICAL POWER BOOST!
Suddenly, The Unity Crystals on my J.D. Knudson's Universal Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Greatsword of Universal Eternal Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Justice glowed with very intense brightness and The Unity Crystals on Lincoln's massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Almighty Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Greatsword of True Almighty Cosmic United Friendship Universal Storm Hope Elemental Bravery and True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds glowed with very intense brightness, and then, The Unity Crystals fired a beam of light into my J.D. Knudson's Universal Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Greatsword of Universal Eternal Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Justice, and it glowed with intense light, and then, A MASSIVE VORTEX OF RAINBOW LIGHT AND ENERGY AND FIRE, ICE, WATER, WIND, LIGHTNING, EARTH, LAVA, LIGHT, DARKNESS, CRYSTALS, WOOD, STARS, TIME, NATURE, GRAVITY, BLOOD, MAGIC, MOONLIGHT, RAINBOW CRYSTALS, RAINBOW SUPER LIGHTNING, RAINBOW FIRE, SAND, BLUE FIRE, BUBBLES, STEAM, NEBULONIC GAS, SUNS, AURORA, LIGHT MAGIC, DARK MAGIC, BLACK MAGIC, SATANIC MAGIC, MOONLIGHT, EXPLOSIONS, AND ATOMIC RADIATION EXPLODED OUT OF HIM AND HIS POWER WAS REALLY AND RAPIDLY INCREASING AT AN EXPONENTIAL RATE AT A MASSIVE LEVEL!
THEN, THE WORLD TREE ESTATE, THE TREE OF HARMONY, AND ALL OF THE POWERFUL LANDS OF EQUESTRIA GLOWED AND THEIR ENERGY FLOWED INTO ME! THEN, AS SOON AS THE VORTEX FADED, I EMERGED FOREVER CHANGED!
(IMPERATRIX MUNDI PLAYS AT 1:35 TO 2:14)
I grew from 8'3" to 8'5" in height, my abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew much bigger for my new body and I still retained his eight-pack abs, I now have on gold weighted metal bands on my massive biceps and thighs, I now have eleven planets and stars orbiting around my legs, and I also now have small planets orbiting around my fingers like rings, I have rainbow highlights in the bangs of my long rainbow hair going down to the bottom of my neck and my large rainbow wolf ears on my head grew a bit bigger and they now have rainbow markings and I have a large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four large orbiting golden rings on each corner behind my head, I now have beard stubble on my jawline and thick hair on my forearms, I have neon rainbow eyes and rainbow sclera and a rainbow energy aura with Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Moonlight, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Explosions, Atomic Radiation, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Great Old Ones, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, Mermaids, Basilisks, Cockatrices, Deer, Hippogriffs, Griffins, Perytons, Sphinxes, Manticores, and Mythological Animals surrounding me and immense protective neon rainbow aura with all of the elements swirling around it, I had the phoenix with the emblem of The Ebonwu Squadron emblazoned on my forehead and Third Eye with rainbow iris, I have on phoenix earrings with rainbow gems for eyes and holding the Element, Xelnaga, Cosmic, Universe, God, and Eternity Kanjis Kanjis in its claws on my normal ears, I also have a phoenix and mermaid with rainbow gems for eyes and holding the Element, Xelnaga, Cosmic, Universe, God, and Eternity Kanjis in its claws and hands for the pendant below my orange phoenix-shaped Element of Harmony for the pendant on my chest and chest hair on my pecs, with rainbow crystal links from my Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with rainbow gems embedded in the gold fire links of my Elemental Phoenix Necklace of Eternal Love and I have on a white and gold accented choker on my neck. I have on a gold version of He-Man's chest harness with colored gems on the crisscrossing gold straps and they had a kanji on the back straps that said, "James Dean Knudson, Truly Loving Gold-Hearted Brother, Son, Grandson, and Father" and the large gold circular chest plate has a phoenix on it and red gems surrounding the chestplate. I have on my rainbow version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver flames and long white trenchcoat coattails with Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Moonlight, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Explosions, Atomic Radiation, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Great Old Ones, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, Mermaids, Basilisks, Cockatrices, Deer, Hippogriffs, Griffins, Perytons, Sphinxes, Manticores, and Mythological Animals and they have intense powerful rainbow hot flames coming off them and hanging mini silver flames, large white pants with rainbow fire on the legs and multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs and elements on them, large gold armored knee-high boots with colored gems on them, and tattooed on my now wider and more muscular back is a phoenix encased in rainbow fire and surrounded by the symbols of the elemental forces. Suddenly, I felt a sharp pain on my wider and muscular back, and then, my massive rainbow elemental angel wings with aurora and red tips on the feathers grew much bigger for my new body, and then, my eleven massive and long rainbow wolf tails with rainbow markings and orange tips grew much bigger and longer, I had on a Ring of The Phoenix with rainbow gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on my right ring finger and Blue Lantern Ring on my left finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in my hand, and I have on my black fingerless gloves with a rainbow phoenix on it and my rainbow claws on my fingertips, and I now have gold-plated claws covering my fingers.
Suddenly, my massive J.D. Knudson's Universal Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Greatsword of Universal Eternal Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Justice and all the greatswords and swords I'd gotten began to merge together, and they're surrounded by a massive kaleidoscope of rainbow and aura energy, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Moonlight, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Explosions, Atomic Radiation, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Great Old Ones, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, Mermaids, Basilisks, Cockatrices, Deer, Hippogriffs, Griffins, Perytons, Sphinxes, Manticores, and Mythological Animals, and when it emerged, it was transformed into J.D. Knudson's Universal True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Angel Greatsword of Universal True Eternal Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Angel Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with large gems of many shimmering colors and The Unity Gems embedded and the symbol of The Wolf Moon Phoenix etched on the 7'9" massive, wide, double-edged golden blade, large golden wolf heads with rainbow gems for eyes for the crossguard, large white angel faces built into both sides of the golden hilt with large rainbow gems embedded in the foreheads and surrounding the white angel faces are the Elements of Harmony and The Unity Gems on top, longer midnight black handle, four large gold phoenix heads with colored gems for eyes, and large gold wolf head with rainbow gem in its mouth for the pommel, I have on my large gold Bracers of The Champions of The Universe with rainbow gems on my wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet on the left gold Bracer, large gold Elemental Belt of Eternal Bravery with gold phoenix head with rainbow gems for eyes and rainbow gem in its beak for the belt buckle on my waist, phoenix encased in rainbow fire tattooed on my massive right pec, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on my right hip and Eater of Sins revolver and Crystal Saber holstered on my left hip. There's a rainbow kanji below the phoenix with nine magatama in between the kanji that said, "James Dean Knudson, Almighty Loving Son of Sumner and Patti Knudson, Almighty Loving Brother of Eliane and Sakura Knudson, Powerful Former Leader Now Second-In-Command of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Almighty Golden-Hearted Loving Future Husband of Many Wives, Almighty Golden-Hearted Loving Father of Many Children, Almighty Golden-Hearted Loving Brother of The Loud Family And Many Friends All Over The World And Many Friends and People All Over The Universe, Awesome and Powerful Defender of Many Innocent People, Archenemy of Lord Drakkon and Dark Phoenix, Master of The Black Gates, Amazing And Powerful Student of Many Amazing and Powerful Teachers, True Immortal Hero and God, Destroyer and Slayer of Extremely Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry, Psychotic, Irredeemable Bastards and Tyrants, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, Jack-Of-All-Trades, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, Great God of Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Destroyer of Irredeemable Black-Hearted Villains, Destroyer of Evil, Destroyer of Demonic Monsters, Power-Hungry Bastards, and Maniacal Tyrants, Emissary of The Cosmos and The Heavens, Ambassador of Harmony, Friendship, Purity, Hope, Courage, and Love, True Immortal Hero, Great God of Friendship, Hope, Love, Courage, and Justice, and Powerful Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf"
ジェームス・ディーン・クヌドソン、サムナーとパティ・クヌドソンの全能の愛する息子、エリアーヌとサクラ・クヌドソンの全能の愛する兄弟、強力な元リーダー、現在チーム・ラウド・フェニックス・ストームの副司令官、全能の黄金の心を持つ、多くの妻の愛する将来の夫、全能のゴールデン-多くの子供たちの心ある愛情深い父親、大声の家族の全能の黄金の心を持つ愛する兄弟、世界中の多くの友人、そして宇宙中の多くの友人と人々、多くの罪のない人々の素晴らしく強力な擁護者、ドラッコン卿と闇の宿敵フェニックス、ブラックゲートのマスター、多くの素晴らしく強力な教師の素晴らしく強力な生徒、真の不滅の英雄であり神、極度に邪悪で腹黒でサディスティックで妄想的で権力に飢えた精神異常者で救いようのないろくでなしと暴君を滅ぼす者であり暴君である、才能あるコミック作家兼ビデオゲーマー、何でも屋、宇宙の勇敢な戦士、宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先の守護者、擁護者、そして救世主、友情の力と要素のマスター、天界のゼルナガの怒り、黒門のマスター、究極の善の究極の力、友情の偉大な神、真実、正義、愛、思いやり、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠、正直、寛大さ、優しさ、無私、勇気と信頼、宇宙への希望の大使であり灯台、救いようのない心の黒い悪役の破壊者、悪の破壊者、悪魔のような怪物、権力に飢えたろくでなし、狂気の暴君の破壊者、宇宙と天空の使者、大使調和、友情、純潔、希望、勇気、愛の真の不滅の英雄、友情、希望、愛、勇気、正義の大神、そして木ノ葉隠れの強力な忍
I've transformed into SUPER ANGEL-EBONWU-JANUARY WOLF MOON-GOD-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA UNIVERSAL ELEMENTAL DIVINE COSMIC HARMONY JANUARY WOLF MYTHOLOGICAL GOD PHOENIX ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC UNIVERSAL ELEMENTAL DIVINE COSMIC HARMONY JANUARY WOLF MYTHOLOGICAL GOD PHOENIX ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE COSMIC HARMONY UNIVERSAL ELEMENTAL DIVINE COSMIC HARMONY JANUARY WOLF MYTHOLOGICAL GOD PHOENIX ANGEL HOPE!
Everyone was literally stunned, amazed, and struck with total awe at my Super Angel-Ebonwu-January Wolf Moon-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation, and when the girls in my harem saw me, they had massive atomic red blushes on their faces, hearts in their eyes, their tongues had rolled out, their noses were really bleeding, and they let out wolf whistles upon seeing just how much hotter and sexier I'd become.
Me: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental January Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental January Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) WHOA! Did I just...?!
Nico: (AMAZED BEYOND MEASURE) You sure did, you ascended even more just like Lincoln!
Eli: (AMAZED BEYOND MEASURE) SO INCREDIBLE! BIG BRO'S NOW EVEN STRONGER THAN EVER!
Vince: WOW! Way to go partner!
Hunter: (German Accent) Mein gott! You look amazing!
Nico: Wow! How do you feel J.D.?
Me: In a word? Incredible.
Varie: Oh...my...God! J.D., you now look (EXTREMELY TURNED ON) SO MUCH MORE SEXIER AND AWESOME!
Camie: (EXTREMELY TURNED ON) HE SURE IS MUCH MORE SEXIER!
Lincoln: Uh oh, you've got your harem extremely turned on now, J.D.
Me: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental January Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental January Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) (Smirks) Tell the ladies to keep on watching. You ready, Lincoln?
Lincoln: (Smirks) Let's trash that fucked-up asshole.
Tyrian then sniffed something and saw the mascots drunk.
Tyrian: (laughs) Now, it's getting interesting!
POW!
I punched Tyrian square in the face with devastating force and smashed him into a rock and he landed and was holding his face in sheer pain!
HE SCREAMED IN A LOT OF PAIN!
Nico: WHOA!
He then lifted his face and his nose was broken and he had blood dripping from his face!
Me: Aww did I damage the fucked up lunatic's pwetty wittle face?
Tyrian Callows: WHY YOU! I WILL EAT YOUR BRAINS FOR DINNER!
He went at me and slashed and kicked and punched at me and I was dodging his strikes with very little effort and they were missing me by a mile!
He then punched me in the face!
POW!
But surprisingly the punch didn't even make me flinch or even get me to move!
Tyrian gasped in shock!
Me: Is that all you are made of? You are really pathetic.
I punched Tyrian in the stomach and kicked him in the face and smashed him into the ground and then I teleported and kicked him in the back with devastating force.
I smashed him in the ground.
Me: Boy this power is amazing.
I saw Tyrian on the ground.
Me: Hello? Are you napping? Because I could have sworn that you said something about eating my brains for dinner.
Tyrian Callows laughed maniacally and then went at me more.
I stopped him by putting my finger to his forehead as he came at me.
Poromon puked on him and drenched him in vomit.
Me: Okay that's funny.
I kicked Tyrian in the face and he went to Nico who kicked him in the back and smashed him down.
Me: Aww feeling a little sore are we?
Manaphy puked on him.
Me: Seeing the mascots puke on him is really funny.
I then teleported and grabbed Tyrian's leg and smashed him into the ground on both sides.
KRASMASH KRASMASH KRASMASH KRASMASH KRASMASH!
I then hurled him into a mountain and it fell on top of him!
SMASH!
Nico: That did it.
Lincoln: Don't think so. Not yet.
But then TYRIAN EXPLODED OUT OF THE RUBBLE IN MASSIVE AND INCREDIBLE FURY! HE WAS REALLY MAD NOW! HE WAS LAUGHING LIKE A FUCKED UP LUNATIC TIMES 500,000,000,000!
I smirked.
He went at me and I kneed him square in the stomach and kicked him in his face and smashed him down.
Laney: Wow! J.D.'s power is absolutely incredible!
Tyrian Callows: (GROWLS IN EXPLOSIVE RAGE) I HATE YOU!
His hate flared up my power with intense fury.
Me: You hate the fact that you are now completely powerless to stop me. That you are completely outmatched and outclassed in every way. Well imagine feeling the way you do now all of the time like you did to the people of Remnant. You motherfucking asshole fool! How do you think all those people you killed felt when you killed them all without showing one sense of reason or remorse! Well now it's your turn. I hope you enjoy it!
I teleported and kicked him in the face and knocked him into the ground!
Poliwag puked on him.
Lola: That's funny!
I then flew at him and kicked him in the face and fired waves of Rainbow Energy and blasted him all over the place with intense power.
He got up and went at me and I dodged more of his attacks and fired waves of Fire and burned him all over and then fired waves of Ice and froze his feet to the ground and then fired waves of Water and drenched him and then blew him around in a tornado with Wind and then I fired Lightning and electrocuted him.
Nico: WHOA! His power over the elements is amazing!
Horsea puked on him.
Nico: That is funny.
Tyrian was really getting mad!
He went at me and I punched him in the stomach and then I teleported and kicked him in the back of his head and kicked him into a rock wall.
Me: Pathetic.
Tyrian Callows got up and he was REALLY OUT OF HIS FUCKING MIND NOW!
Tyrian Callows: (LAUGHING INSANELY) YOU ARE JUST A PATHETIC BEAST COMPARED TO ME!
Me: I would rather be a brainless beast than a heartless motherfucking monster, LIKE YOU!
Tyrian Callows: YOU ASSHOLE! (LAUGHS INSANELY AS HE WENT AT ME)
I ducked under his punch and then...
KRABLAMM!
I punched him in his stomach with devastating force and he belched up a huge amount of blood and landed on the ground in pain and then I kicked him in the face and sent him flying and then teleported and bashed him in his back and kicked him in his face and punched him in the face again!
I teleported and bashed him down.
All the mascots puked on him at the same time.
PUKE FLOOD!
Luna: (FAINTS)
FWOMP!
I kicked Tyrian in his face and sent him crashing into a rock.
Poromon: (Slurred Speech) You are the most lovely freak ever.
Manaphy: (Slurred Speech) Hope you love talking as much as making love.
Horsea: (Slurred Speech) Ruby and friends make great partners for us in this.
Poliwag: (Slurred Speech) You make me wanna retch. (BARNEY BELCH)
I kicked Tyrian in the face and smashed him into Eli's fist.
Eli: Take that!
Eli then grabbed Tyrian's stinger and ripped it out and he screamed in pain!
Eli: I think Tyrian could use a little mouth to mouth.
Tyrian got horrified as Poromon leaned in for a kiss!
[Ed pinches Tyrian's nose and opens Tyrian's jaws.]
Tyruan: [scared] What the?
Edd: "Inhale, Poromon."
[Poromon inhales deeply and descends upon Tyrian.]
Edd: "And blow."
[Poromon exhales the full stink of his beer breath into Tyrian's mouth and lungs.]
Tyrian: "DISGUSTING FREAK MASCOT GERMS!" [gags]
EVERYONE LAUGHED HYSTERICALLY AT THAT!
Manaphy: My turn!
She and Poliwag, Horsea, and Tentacool fired streams of water into his mouth and puffed him up like a balloon!
Nico: OKAY THAT IS FUNNY!
May: Was that a kiss?
Nico: Water inflation. I think that's funny.
I then jumped on Tyrian's bloated body and he threw up all the water all over May!
May: (SPITS)
Me: That was funny.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Almighty Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Greatsword of True Almighty Cosmic United Friendship Universal Storm Hope Elemental Bravery and True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Vampire-Werewolf-Buffalo-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Cosmic Harmony Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Harmony Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Harmony Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Hope, and his new greatswords were ready as well, as he joined me and so did the rest of us.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Even if you're just a clone, you are done causing havoc once again, Tyrian Callows. Now, we're going to end your miserable fucked-up life here and now!
Lincoln and I went after the Tyrian Callows clone who was still laughing like the fucked-up monster he is, and we fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, fireworks, rainbows, storm clouds, gold halo rings, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, sports equipment, leaves, plants, pumpkins, dark lightning, pumpkin fire, swords, fruits, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, butterflies, moths, spades, hearts, aces, diamonds, clubs, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Explosions, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Mammoths, Pegasi, Windigos, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, Mermaids, Basilisks, Cockatrices, Cerberus, Perytons, Griffins, Sphinxes, Hippogriffs, Manticores, and Mythological Animals at the Tyrian Callows Clone, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.
Then, we attacked him with energy slashes from our massive greatswords leaving scars on him and Lincoln left many more by firing rainbow energy slashes with his gold-plated claws and his two new massive greatswords and I also left many more by firing blue fire energy slashes with my gold-plated claws, and he and I attacked him hard with energy punches, energy kicks, and karate chops and they're super mega-painful because of our superhuman strength, along with elemental blasts, and this was really driving the Tyrian Callows clone even more insane and straight to the brink of insanity.
Tyrian Callows Clone: (LAUGHING INSANELY) I WILL ENJOY SKINNING YOU ALL ALIVE AND I WILL PRESENT YOUR HEADS TO MY MASTER!
The Tyrian Callows clone went at us mad with rage and insanity as we saw a black and dark purple aura form around him: we knew all along it was the Infernal Darkness of Universe 666 Sebastian that had given him life. Sebastian fired blasts of Divine Darkness which hit the Tyrian Callows clone, and he lost the additional dark powers that lunatic gave him.
Me: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental January Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental January Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Your master is even more fucked up than you are, Tyrian!
Qin: That's right!
Qin fired waves of fire and blasted him all over.
Manaphy: I wanna kiss him next!
Manaphy flew and I kicked him down and Manaphy kissed him full on the mouth.
Manaphy: (SPITS) YUCK!
Horsea did too.
Horsea: (SMOOCH)
Tyrian spit all over!
Poliwag: Me too! (SMOOCH!)
Tyrian spit all over!
Me: Time to end this!
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) And he'll also die a horrible death for his crimes too. Now, time for you to say farewell. PARASITIC SYMBIOTE ENERGY DRAIN!
Lincoln fired tentacles of symbiote goo with mouth-like suckers, and as they latched onto the Tyrian Callows clone, Lincoln began sucking out and absorbing his energy and assimilating his powers as streams of blue energy were being sucked out of the Tyrian Callows clone and flowing into Lincoln and Lincoln's abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed and he also grew even stronger.
Then, as Lincoln sucked out the last of the Tyrian Callows clone's energy, he was now absolutely weak and drained of energy.
Me: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Now, to finish you off for good. CONFLAGRATION OF YIN AND YANG!
I formed orbs of black and white energy and sent them right at the Tyrian Callows Clone, and when the orbs touched him, the orbs immediately destroyed him in a fiery explosion and he sent the clone's spirit to The Black Gates. Everyone cheered as Lincoln and I holstered our massive greatswords on our backs and powered down, and my new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, gold halo, eleven massive and long rainbow wolf tails, and massive elemental angel wings are permanent.
Me: Whew, now that's I call an awesome rush!
Lincoln: No kidding, but, I was absolutely stunned by what we just saw.
Nico: Me too. (Looks at my harem) Uh, J.D., I'd brace yourself if I were you, your brand-new ascension and body transformation has really turned on your harem even more.
Suddenly, I was pounced on by my harem and they kissed me all over the place, and when my harem got up and off, I had an atomic red blush on my face, massive and muscular body, and eight-pack abs, I had steam whistling out of my wolf ears and normal ears, and my pupils turned into hearts.
Me: (In Heaven) That...was...so...awesome!
Then, I got back up.
EVERYONE LAUGHED HYSTERICALLY AT THAT!
Nico: Alright lets get the mascots back to normal.
Me: Right. (SNAPS FINGERS)
They were back to normal.
Poromon: (GROANS) That heard.
Me: That was fun though.
Nico: Yeah.
Qin: Yeah it was!
Nico: Okay. So maybe we can't kill 666 Sebastian yet. But can I at least throw a stink bomb at him?
Sebastian Mendez: Go for it.
He opened a portal and threw an EL MONGO STINK BOMB THROUGH IT!
Universe 666 Sebastian saw it.
Universe 666 Sebastian: What the?
But then...
EXPLOSIVELY LOUD MASSIVE FART!
HE SMELLED LIKE A MASSIVE PILE OF GARBAGE COMBINED WITH ED'S FEET TIMES 100,000,000,000,000!
The portal closed and then we heard Universe 666 Sebastian roar in fury!
Nico: There!
Qin: (LAUGHS) That was funny!
Eddy: Nice move Lumpy!
Nico: Yeah!
Laney: Ed's Stinky feet really will make him hurl!
Camie: Big time.
Nico: The four of you have earned a reward.
Poromon: Really? What is it?
Poliwag: Yeah tell us.
Manaphy: Yeah!
Nico: You get to watch the Estate while we got to the mall later.
Mascots: YAY!
Me: WHAT!? But Nico don't you remember what happened the last time they watched the estate while we were away?
Laney: Yeah they threw that unauthorized party.
Manaphy: Actually, me and Horsea weren't involved.
Laney: Oh right.
Me: But still Nico don't you remember?
Megan: That was actually Buzz's idea. Which he took responsibility for.
Me: I know that.
Nico: And besides they have more than earned it. I understand your concerns and you worry this might happen again but believe me they learned their lesson from that.
Qin: Yeah you're right.
Me: Well okay then.
Poromon: I honestly don't think a party that awesome can be thrown again.
Buzz: But if it makes you guys feel better, I'll go with you guys to the mall to be safe.
Nico: That works.
Eli: Yeah.
Mr. Krabs: But let me give ye 4 a warning. While we're away we better not have been Shanghaied and ye had a party! So if we see even one thing out of place, or anything out of the ordinary, I'LL HAVE ALL 4 OF YER REAR ENDS CUT OFF AND MOUNTED OVER THE FIREPLACE!
Mr. Krabs held out 4 trophy plaques with the mascots names on them!
Nico: I was about to say that.
The mascots screamed holding their butts.
Lily: GEEZ! SpongeBob and Patrick had that same threat done on them before.
SpongeBob: Yeah we were tasked with painting Mr. Krabs' house and he had a lot of amazing stuff. But we got it done and ended up getting a tiny drop of pain on his first dollar by mistake.
Lily: I remember that.
Nico: Geez.
Patrick: And we were warned that if we got paint on anything Mr. Krabs would cut our butts off.
SpongeBob: And mount them on his fireplace like hunting trophies.
Me: Geez! Without your butt how would you go to the bathroom?
Nico: Yeah.
Mr. Krabs: Well you got me there. Maybe cutting off someone's rear end is too much.
Me: Yeah.
Maria: The mascots did a good job watching the Estate before. Remember the day before the Cutie Mark Crusaders' big mission?
Me: That's right they did do that. And they did a great job back then.
Lola: Yeah.
Lincoln: As long as they don't invite anyone over.
Me: Yeah.
Qin: That is true.
Me: Anyway lets focus on the matter at hand now. We got the anothers to face.
Laney: Right!
Nico: And the Anothers are?
Eli: Lets see. (Concentrates) WhoA! These are interesting. We have Another Saint Trinity the Evil Nun, Dunkleosteus, Ocean, Edge, Ivy, Opabinia, Mermaid, Unicorn, Pangaea, Archelon, Noodle, Octopus, Brachiosaurus, Nightmare, Anomalocaris, Joker Dopant, Pisces Zodiarts and Aqueduct
We gasped!
Me: WHOA! Those are all mostly Dopants we faced and never faced before.
Laney: Who is Saint Trinity the Evil Nun?
Aqueduct: Oh she's a Satanic Nun that we found on the internet and we thought she would be a perfect member of the group.
Lola: Whoa!
Nico: Wow! The dark side of Catholic Nuns!
Me: Yeah!
Nico: Who do we call for this?
Me: Lets see.
I pulled up a list for them.
Gala Macintosh VS Saint Trinity the Evil Nun.
Goldie Macintosh VS Edge Dopant
Celestia Eatos VS Ocean Dopant
Serena Shine VS Ivy Dopant
Vicky Venom VS Opabinia Dopant
Elrena Exegol VS Dunkleosteus Dopant
Hayley Davis VS Mermaid Dopant
Aurora Seraphina VS Unicorn Dopant
Maridia Magiranger VS Pangaea Dopant
Serri Serris VS Archelon Dopant
Pandora Eywa VS Noodle Dopant
Genbu Ebonwumon VS Octopus Dopant
Jenna Jurassic VS Brachiosaurus Dopant
Oceanus Ocean VS Anomalocaris Dopant
Marin VS Nightmare Dopant
Jillian Joker VS Joker Dopant
Me: Cool! This is gonna be neat.
Nico: It sure is.
Pandora Eywa: And we are all mostly here.
Oceanus Ocean: Boy it will be interesting to see the Dopant that I am the embodiment of.
Lola: Yeah. This will be cool.
Nico: Yep.
Eli: Whoa! I sense that the Anothers minus Aqueduct are 2 people.
Me: Wow! This is gonna be cool.
Nico: There they are!
We saw a bunch of figures and they were Another Saint Trinity the Evil Nun, Dunkleosteus, Ocean, Edge, Ivy, Opabinia, Mermaid, Unicorn, Pangaea, Archelon, Noodle, Octopus, Brachiosaurus, Nightmare, Anomalocaris, Joker Dopant and Pisces Zodiarts!
Me: WHOA! This is gonna be big!
Lola: Yeah!
Another Mermaid Dopant: (In a girls voice) I think it will be cool.
Another Ivy Dopant: (In another girls voice) Resistance is futile.
We gasped!
Me: Wait Civa Cobra!
Lincoln: And Bianca Borg!? Whoa!
They merged and reverted back. 1 girl had green hair and red eyes and had green angel wings and had black clothes and she had the emblem of the Borg Collective in the middle of her forehead and on her skirt and had a Kamen Rider W Themed Keyblade. The second girl had purple hair, purple eyes, purple clothes and purple angel wings and had a tiara with the symbol of the Cobra Dopant on it and she had the same symbol on her skirt and had a poison sword.
Civa Cobra: Awesome to see you again J.D.
Bianca Borg: And you as well Lincoln. Wow! You grew into an awesome young man.
Lincoln: I know.
Me: Civa is the Embodiment of the Cobra Dopant and she has Snake powers and can control poison and cobras. She is really cool with them.
Civa Cobra: Yep.
Nico: Care to introduce us Lincoln?
Lincoln: Sure. This is Bianca Borg, Keyblade Knight of Borg Prime, she's my Guardian Angel from Michigan and she's a powerful force of epic power. She was born and raised on the planet, Borg Prime, and she's not only The Keyblade Knight of Borg Prime, but she's also the rightful leader of The Borg Collective and she has awesome technology powers. She helped out The Enterprise in many of their travels through the galaxy and defended them from the many terrors and dangers they've fought against in the past, including the evils of her own people and she absolutely hates The Borg Queen and how she came into being and why she does everything that she does all over the universe. She vowed that she would make sure The Borg Queen dies a horrible death and make sure the terror she invokes dies with her along with her universe enslaving ways. She came to Royal Woods long ago, and she really trained me a lot about how to use the Keyblade and I'd quickly absorbed all that knowledge, and I became an expert in wielding the Keyblade and she also trained me on how to use the magic spells associated with the Keyblade, and she's also one of the Keyblade Knights formed by Carolina Keyblada, and like her fellow Keyblade Knights, she harbors a deep grudge against Xehanort for all of the pain and suffering that he caused in his quest to forge the X-Blade and use it to destroy the entire universe and remake it in his image, and she swore if he ever returns again, she would slay him right where he stands and see to it that all those who follow him shall follow him to The Black Gates, and she also trained me a lot and she taught me everything that she knows when it comes to using the powers of technology.
We gasped!
Me: The Borg Collective has a Keyblade Knight!? That is amazing! I don't know whether to be terrified and scared or amazed and in awe.
Nico: So instead of one for this part, it's two, huh?
Eli: Yep.
Bianca Borg: I heard you guys faced the Borg Queen back in 2020 and killed her.
Me: Yeah we sure did and we banished her to the Warp. But also we blew the entire planet of Borg Prime to smithereens. You heard about how they were taking over everything and enslaving everyone and taking away their free will?
Bianca Borg: I sure did. And to be honest I'm glad you destroyed Borg Prime. That means I'm now free to start my whole race anew the right way.
Me: Yeah. But also if you are here then that means that we're going to face The Borg Queen next week and she will return for revenge. If that's the case then Madame Crescentia is right.
Laney: Yeah we're going to be in for a wild rind next week!
Nico: Yeah!
Civa Cobra: Oh man!
Me: Yeah.
Qin: Oh man!
Me: By the way is the Another Aqueduct friendly or hostile?
Civa Cobra: Friendly and she is a deadly force.
Me: Whoa!
Nico: Anyway, sorry we gotta do this.
Girl Jordan: Lets separate you all first.
Girl Jordan and Leeli held hands.
(YURGEN'S TUNE PLAYS)
The skies had leaves and flowers flying in the wind along with sea dragons singing in the background
Girl Jordan and Leeli: (SINGING DIVINELY AS LEELI HAD FIREFLIES SWIRL AROUND HER AND GIRL JORDAN HAD HER AQUA BLUE AURA FLARED UP)
O holoré lay thee low
Holoél dark in the Deep
Down beneath the earth you go
Go holoré fast to sleep
O holoré lay thee low
Holoél dark in the Deep
Down beneath the earth you go
Go holoré fast to sleep
Fast to sleep
Fast to sleep
Dark holoré in the Deep
Rise again holoré now
Spring abundant holoél
Render green the dying bough
Raise the rock where Yurgen fell
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Spring abundant holoél
They both glowed and the Anothers were separated.
Me: Time for action.
We fired waves of energy and blasted the Anothers and I caught the Wonder Ride Books.
Me: Awesome!
Nico: YEAH!
Bianca Borg: Boy that was awesome!
Maria: Yeah! Now for some backup. (TURNS DIAL) CHAOS FORCE 6!
She summoned Eris, Quackor, Bad End Pretty Cure, Thromnambular, Owlman and Antlion Fangire!
Qin: YEAH!
Nico: It's not every day we face three people are Another these days.
Me: Nope but we have a lot of aforementioned Embodiments to meet.
Nico: Oh right we got a lot of them.
Qin: Yep.
Me: Now for the Another Aqueduct.
Nico: Yep.
Eli: All we can do is wait.
Nico: (to the mascots) Okay, guys. Now, if some people come and you guys didn't invite them, what do you do?
Manaphy: Call you guys?
Me: Good. And what if they are criminals?
Poliwag: Bash them all over with Home Alone Style Traps?
Me: (LAUGHS) Those always crack me up.
May: Those were really funny.
Qin: Always a laugh riot with those.
Nico: We're counting on you guys.
Mr. Krabs: OR ELSE YER REAR ENDS BE MINE!
Nico: What he said.
Mascots: AYE AYE SIR!
Maria: Glad to hear it.
Me: Yeah.
?: Because I'll eat their brains if they don't listen!
We saw ANOTHER AQUEDUCT!
Me: Whoa Another Aqueduct! And wait I know that dangerous tone anywhere.
Another Aqueduct: (In a girls voice) Yep awesome to see you again J.D.
Me: Samara Slaughter! I knew it!
She reverted back and was a girl with red hair, red eyes and had red and black angel wings and had red and black clothes and had a tiara with the symbol of the Slaughter Dopant on it and she had the same symbol on her skirt and she had a blood sword.
Samara Slaughter: What gave me away J.D.?
Me: You threatening to eat the mascots brains. Guys meet Samara Slaughter, she's the Embodiment of the Slaughter Dopant and she is not called that just for show. She is a really deadly Masochistic Warrior. She gets really awesome pleasure from pain and many people have tried to kill her in the past. But if you get her mad, she will dismember you alive.
EVERYONE GASPED!
Qin: GEEZ!
Me: Yep and if you mess with her she will splatter your blood everywhere and eat your brains!
Eli: (GULPS)
Poromon: We won't let anything bad happen to the estate. We promise!
Samara Slaughter: Oh you better not. Or... (Throat Slash finger gesture)
Me: See? This is one girl you do NOT WANT TO EVER PISS OFF.
Lola: (GULPS) I think I just tinkled myself.
Samara Slaughter: I do have that kind of habit with intimidating people like that.
Nico: No kidding.
Maria: Do you have blood powers too?
Samara Slaughter: I sure do. You know how Blood is thicker than water? Well to me, all blood is delicious. I can rip the blood out of anyone and use that to kill people.
Anko: (LAUGHS) I like this girl! She has an awesome torture side to her.
Me: (LAUGHS) She sure does.
Aqueduct: Boy she is really deadly and fierce!
Zocks: (gets out Donbrothers' gear) Did Swartz promise you anything?
Kaito: (gets out Zenkaiju gear) Because we can grant it instead. Zenkaiju Gear!
Zocks got a Donbrothers Sword and Kaito got a Zenkaigers Sword.
Samara Slaughter: Well he didn't. I slashed off his leg and ate that in front of him and drank some of his blood and then I ran away from there.
Nico: (Turns green around the gills) You ate his leg!?
Nico then vomited all over me!
Me: OH SICK! NICO!
Sakura Knudson: That explains why I found him with his leg slashed off and he lost a lot of blood that day!
Qin: OUCH!
Samara Slaughter: (LAUGHS) Yeah but his blood tasted like rotten dango and rotten eggs.
Me: YUCK!
Anko: (LAUGHS) I love this girl! And you have an awesome way to taste what blood tastes like.
Samara Slaugher: (LAUGHS) You and I both have something in common Anko.
Me: Yep. Told you she is someone you should never piss off.
Qin: No doubt!
Sougo: (gets out Zenkaiger Ridewatch) He probably regenerated his leg.
Geiz: (gets out Donbrothers Ridewatch) He was still powerful back then.
Sougo got ZenkaizerArmir while Geiz got DonMomotaroArmor.
Samara Slaughter: That is probably the case. But also I have another hidden power.
Qin: What is it?
She formed a ridewatch and put it in Qin and it turned her into ANOTHER CAPTAIN COLD!
Me: WHOA! Qin you turned into Another Captain Cold!?
Samara Slaughter: Yep. That's my greatest power. I can assimilate and make the powers of the villains I face my own by eating their limbs and drinking their blood.
Me: WHOA! That is awesome!
Qin turned back.
Qin: Wow! That was awesome.
She had the ridewatch of Another Captain Cold in her hand.
Lincoln: Let separate you first.
Lincoln fired a wave of light and separated her.
Samara Slaughter: Awesome!
She fired waves of energy and blasted the Another and slashed him all over.
Nico: Taste water! (ACTIVATES AQUEDUCT AND PISCES ZODIARTS RIDEWATCHES)
Nico fired waves of water and smashed the Another all over.
May: And this one! (ACTIVATES DR. MINGO AND EMBER WOMAN'S RIDEWATCHES)
She fired waves of fire and blasted the Another.
Maria: Taste this water! (ACTIVATES LIQUIDROID WATERU AND SYREN'S RIDEWATCHES)
She fired waves of water and smashed the Another down.
Nudge: And this one! (ACTIVATES PISCES ZODIARTS RIDEWATCH)
She fired waves of water and smashed the another down.
Then Hank Scorpio, Evil Heat Man, Badonna, Morticon, El Jefe and President Koopa came.
Nico: Nice team Hank!
Hank Scorpio: Thanks Nico! And why is J.D. covered in throwup?
Me: Nico threw up on me.
Samara Slaughter: I made Nico queasy.
Lola: It was gross.
?: Boy he really drenched you good.
Grenade Man came.
Me: Cool! Grenade Man.
Grenade Man: (In a girls voice) Yep. It sure is.
Nico: Greta Grenade!? Wow!
Greta Grenade: Yep. Awesome to see you again Nico. I got this.
She fired waves of grenades and they hit the Another and exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!
Billy: 15 Points! (LAUGHS)
I caught the ridewatch and purified it and Maria washed me off.
Me: That was funny!
Greta reverted back and she was a girl with orange hair and had red eyes and black clothes and had red angel wings and had a symbol in the middle of her forehead shaped like a grenade.
Greta Grenade: That was awesome.
Qin: It sure was!
May: HA! And I didn't get blasted!
Me: Yeah!
Nudge: What's your favorite memory of Nico?
Greta Grenade: When me and Nico went and destroyed numerous members of the Boston Mafia and killed them all.
Nico: That was fun.
Me: Awesome.
Nico and Greta hugged.
Nico: I've missed you.
Greta Grenade: Same here.
We later went back home.
After Nico's rescue, Lincoln and his harem, Me and my harem, Sumner Knudson, Patti Knudson, Sakura Knudson, Stellar, Stardust, Ken Knudson, Nico and his harem, Clyde and his harem, Naruto and his harem, Ed Cowart and his harem, Ets and his harem, Alex the Lion, Marty the Zebra, Melman the Giraffe, Gloria the Hippo, Gage the Hegehog, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Qin, Eli, Nicole Knudson and her siblings, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., Rita, Harriet Loud, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, Kuja, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, The Dynasty Warriors, The Samurai Warriors, Yakko, Cherry Hunter, Cammy, Milan Flare, Yoko, Wakko, Poison, Pyrrha Alexandra, Alice, Mimi Kitagami, Dot, Haneru Tobitatsu, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Z-Fighters, Max Goof, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), Baloo, King Mickey, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Aku-Aku, The Quantum Masks, Alternate Tawna, Spyro, Cynder, The Ghostforce, Rayman, Juniper Lee, The Louds' Scottish Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Demon Slayer Conglomerate, Anatankha, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Power Rangers, The Kamen Riders, Izuku and his friends, The Goths of Darkness, Sebastian Mendez, Darren Devereaux, Hiroshi Ohira, Brandon Skellington, Marshall Williams, Mal, Evie, Jay, Carlos, Ben, Norbert and Daggett, Heathcliff, Riff-Raff, Hector, Wordsworth, Mungo, Cleo, Leroy, Sylvester, Tom, Jerry, their friends and counterparts, Timmy Turner, Cosmo, Wanda, Poof, Trixie Tang, Sapphire, Emerald, Chester, A.J., Sanjay, Elmer, Chloe Carmichael, Tootie, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, and his harem, Universe 666 Clyde and his harem, Universe 666 Ets and his harem, The Lion Guard, Marinette and her friends, Sabrina Spellman, Liam, Carmen Rockell, The Teen Titans, The Royal Defenders, The Loonatics, Ty the Tasmanian Tiger, Sly the Tasmanian Tiger, Liu Kang, Kitana, Sonya Blade, Jax, Kung Lao, Sub-Zero, Nightwolf, Kotal Kahn, Jade, Seira Amagi the Princess of the Indian Ocean, Celine Giachi Lorres, Champion of Generosity, Oceanbird Astronomonov, Fievel Mousekewitz, and Tanya Mousekewitz are heading to Vigrid, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the five girls here, but we're in for a surprise.
It appears Bayonetta's mother and Balder's wife, Rosa, the most powerful Umbra Witch, has come back from the dead restored to life after Balder was freed from Loptyr who was banished to The Black Gates, and she's come for a duel with Lincoln. She's known that her daughter and Jeanne are now in Lincoln's harem, and that Valencia Vigrid, Keyblade Knight of Vigrid, had trained Lincoln in the ways of The Umbra Witches for years, and trained him in darkness, The Dark Arts, dark magic, black magic, and Satanic Magic.
Now, Lincoln is about to be put to the test against one of the most powerful Umbra Witches in Vigrid over 500 years ago, and after the duel is finished, we're also going to face and kill another of Bayonetta's enemies: Morgana, who is among the most powerful of Umbra Witches known, boasting not only Dark Arts so powerful that showed potential to surpass even the Umbran Elders, she has additionally amassed ages of magical knowledge during the conflict in the feudal period of Avalon.
Nico: Hey, we're back in Vigrid, I wonder why.
Lincoln: I think I know, Nico, and I also know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the five girls here, but we're in for a surprise. It appears Bayonetta's mother and Balder's wife, Rosa, the most powerful Umbra Witch, has come back from the dead restored to life after Balder was freed from Loptyr who was banished to The Black Gates, and she's come for a duel with me.
Nicole: What?! Rosa has come back?!
Valencia Vigrid: Your avenging of her death by freeing Balder and sending Loptyr to The Black Gates must've brought her back, Lincoln. But, in Heaven, she's known that her daughter and Jeanne are now in your harem, and that I'd trained you in the ways of The Umbra Witches for years, and trained you in the powers of darkness, The Dark Arts, dark magic, black magic, and Satanic Magic.
Jeanne: Now, you're about to be put to the test against one of the most powerful Umbra Witches in Vigrid over 500 years ago, Lincoln. This should be a good one.
Bayonetta: (British Accent) This should be smashing, and after the duel is finished, we're also going to face and kill another of my enemies: Morgana, who is among the most powerful of Umbra Witches known, boasting not only Dark Arts so powerful that showed potential to surpass even the Umbran Elders, she has additionally amassed ages of magical knowledge during the conflict in the feudal period of Avalon.
Mollie: So, we got a rogue Umbra Witch to deal with after the duel.
We continued onwards, and there we were met by a beautiful woman who was in a black bodysuit with red and gold accents and various loose belts on the limbs, her hood extends into a split veil, she has chains tied around her neck and wrists, a rose-shaped Umbran Watch around her neck, she has a beauty mark on the right side of her chin in contrast to Bayonetta's on the left, and she has in her hands and on her heels, the flintlock pistols, Unforgiven. It was Bayonetta's mother, Rosa.
Valencia Vigrid: Rosa.
Rosa (Bayonetta): I always knew you'd show up right on time, Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Me: So, that's Rosa.
Nicole: That's right, one of the most powerful and formidable Umbra Witches over 500 years ago.
Bayonetta: (British Accent) And I already know why you're here, Mummy.
Rosa (Bayonetta): Yes, that is correct, Cereza.
Lincoln walked up.
Lincoln: I know that you've seen what I'm capable of, Rosa. But, in order to make it official, I know I have to fight you.
Rosa (Bayonetta): You've proven yourself to both my sweet child and Jeanne, Lincoln. I saw the very determination and fire in your eyes, you remind me of my dear husband, Balder, and I must thank you for freeing him from that cretin's influence. Now, then, shall we begin?
Lincoln: Yes. Let us begin, but first.
Lincoln snapped his fingers and broke the chains that were intended to suppress her magical power, and she suddenly gained a very massive power and magic boost.
Eli: You broke the chains that were on Rosa?
Jeanne: He knew the chains that she wears are intended to suppress her magical power, but in order for it to be a fair fight, he broke the chains and her magical power had not only returned in full force, but she gained a very massive power and magic boost.
Bayonetta: (British Accent) Always wanting it to be a fair fight, such a gentleman.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Almighty Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Greatsword of True Almighty Cosmic United Friendship Universal Storm Hope Elemental Bravery and True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Vampire-Werewolf-Buffalo-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Cosmic Harmony Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Harmony Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Harmony Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Hope and Rosa had gotten into battle stance.
BAYONETTA OST: BATTLE FOR THE UMBRAN THRONE
Lincoln and Rosa went at each other, and Rosa fired bullets from her guns, but Lincoln dodged them and he fired rainbow energy blasts, along with dark energy blasts. He even summoned the Infernal Demons to also fight as well.
Rosa (Bayonetta): You are also able to summon the Infernal Demons as well?
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Yes. But, before I'd learned how to summon the Infernal Demons of Inferno, I'd learned how to summon demons of Hell that we know and put them under my command.
Rosa (Bayonetta): You have a talent for The Dark Arts along with all forms of magic. This should truly be interesting.
Lincoln and Rosa continued fighting, and it was really getting fierce, they showed their skills in The Dark Arts and the summoning of Infernal Demons, and even we were getting scared.
Me: Oh man! This is really getting intense.
Nico: (GULPS) You said a mouthful. I've never seen a fierce display of The Dark Arts before, but this really is getting crazy.
Lincoln then decided to go into Umbran Climax as he glowed with purple light, and as he attacked, he summoned the limbs of Madama Butterfly and Madama Styx with his own Wicked Weaves.
Rosa (Bayonetta): The Wicked Weaves and you also entered into Umbran Climax.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) That's right, plus, your husband also taught me in The Light Arts as well, and I can also summon the Angels he has in his command as well.
Lincoln summoned a peacock feather.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) (Speaking in Enochian) ZIRACAH!
Lincoln threw the feather, and summoned Fortitudo, Bringer of Flame, one of the four Auditio of the Hierarchy of Laguna.
Rosa (Bayonetta): One of the Angels Balder has at his command, looks like you weren't kidding at what you told me. But, I've taken down many of Paradiso's Angels for centuries.
Rosa fired her pistols and they hit Fortitudo, and she used the Wicked Weaves that summoned the limbs of Madama Khepri, Protector of Time, that hit Fortitudo and destroyed him.
Me: That was...!
Bayonetta: (British Accent) Mummy's Contracted Demoness, Madama Khepri, Protector of Time and one of the Goddesses of Inferno.
Brittney: The Umbra Witches are known as the Overseers of History, and Madama Khepri is one Infernal Demon that takes her role seriously.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) I've still got another trick up my sleeve. (Speaking in Enochian) ARGEDCO!
Lincoln summoned Labolas, Destroyer of Fates, and he fired blasts of darkness at Rosa that caused her to dodge it, and she entered into Witch Time as time slowed down, but Lincoln wasn't.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Sorry, Rosa, but Witch Time won't work on me.
Lincoln attacked with summoning Wicked Weaves that pummeled Rosa, and he knocked her down as Witch Time ended, and he helped her up.
Eli: It's over?
Nicole: Rosa entered into Witch Time, but Lincoln wasn't affected, but he took advantage of that and ended the fight.
Rosa (Bayonetta): Looks like you've officially impressed me, Lincoln. I'm glad that Cereza and Jeanne are going to be married to you in the future, along with Valencia.
Lincoln: Thank you.
Valencia Vigrid: Now, to get down to business, we now must go after Morgana.
Bayonetta: (British Accent) My former teacher. I thought she was sent to Inferno after I destroyed her Umbran Watch.
Lincoln: Looks like Morgana found a way to come back from Inferno, and she still wants to kill you, Bayonetta. But, I'm not letting that happen.
Me: Same here.
Nico: Yeah, we'll teach that rogue Umbra Witch a lesson she'll never forget. Let's go.
Suddenly, we saw ten beautiful and super sexy girls with long hair in red, white, brown, pink, black, blue, green, orange, and magenta, purple hairbands, blue eyes, they were tall at 7'0" in height, they have the bodies of goddess and large breasts, fair skin, red, white, brown, pink, black, blue, green, orange, and magenta angel wings, and they were dressed in pink sleeveless tops, pink skirts, pink knee-high boots with butterfly buckles, and long white long-sleeved trenchcoat with stars, elements, light, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails and on the back are The Rescue Bots, holstered on their backs are massive greatswords, and with them are the five girls.
Lincoln: (GASPS) Akira Satonaka, the Heatwave Gene-Slammer, Eri Satonaka, the Minerva Gene-Slammer, Fujiko Satonaka, the Prowl Gene-Slammer, Haruka Satonaka, the Chase Gene-Slammer, Ichigo Satonaka, the Red Alert Gene-Slammer, Juri Satonaka, the Blades Gene-Slammer, Kimiko Satonaka, the Strongarm Gene-Slammer, Megumi Satonaka, the Boulder Gene-Slammer, Naruko Satonaka, the Trench Gene-Slammer, and Ranko Satonaka, the Lifeline Gene-Slammer A.K.A. The Satonaka Sisters.
Akira Satonaka: That's right, and we got the girls away from that rogue Umbra Witch.
?: CEREZA!
We then saw our target, Morgana, the rogue Umbra Witch.
Morgana (Bayonetta): No matter how many centuries have passed, nothing can dull my hatred for you. You ruined my chances of saving my son from the Faeries of Avalon Forest.
Bayonetta: (British Accent) All he wanted was for you to be stopped. He saw what your intentions have done and how many Umbra Witches have had to offer their demons as sacrifice to save him, and that it drove you to madness. All the same, I think we should put you out of your misery.
Morgana (Bayonetta): (Speaking in Enochian) ARPHE ALLAR!
Morgana summoned her Infernal Demon, Lex Talionis, Thorned Pestilence.
Sylvester: Summoning your Infernal Demon won't do you any good.
Sylvester unholstered his Sylvester's Blood-Soaked Vampiric Demon Darkness Greatsword of The Dracul and transformed into Super Angel-Cat-Vampire-Acme Dark Knight-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Angel of Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Justice and Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Death.
Lincoln: You've done a lot of things in your madness to save your son, Morgana. But, this wasn't what your son wanted, and now, you have left me no choice but to end you for good.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Almighty Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Greatsword of True Almighty Cosmic United Friendship Universal Storm Hope Elemental Bravery and True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Vampire-Werewolf-Buffalo-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Cosmic Harmony Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Harmony Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Harmony Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Hope, TLPS Mr. Wolf transformed into his Super Angel-Wolf-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga form and the rest of The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms and they unholster their massive greatswords, The Dynasty Warriors and Samurai Warriors unholstered their weapons, Lincoln's sisters and parents transformed into their Super Angel United Friendship Universal Eternal Xelnaga forms and unholstered their massive greatswords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholstered their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Crash Bandicoot unholstered his massive Crash Bandicoot's Skylands Ten Elemental Wolf Draconic Bandicoot Greatsword of Ten Elemental Skylands Justice and Ten Eternal Elemental Skylanders True Bravery from his back and he transformed into Super Angel-Bandicoot-Dragon-Elemental Skylander-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Ten Elemental Knight Elemental Skylander Draconic Bandicoot Angel of Divine Ten Element Skylands True Hero Knight Draconic Bandicoot Angel Justice and Divine Ten Element Skylands True Hero Knight Draconic Bandicoot Angel Bravery, Sherlock Hound unholstered his massive Sherlock Hound's Demonic Dark Knight Sparda's Eternal Angelic Demonic Demon Hound Greatsword of Demonic Dark Knight Eternal Angelic Demonic Demon Hound Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Demon Hound-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Stellar Blood-Stained Dark Demonic Darkness Dark Knight Demon Hound Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Star Blood-Stained Dark Demonic Darkness Dark Knight Demon Hound Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Star Blood-Stained Dark Demonic Darkness Dark Knight Demon Hound Phoenix Angel Compassion, Max Goof unholsters his massive Max Goof's Heavenly Archangel Gabriel's Eternal Unbreakable Bonds of True Friends and Angels Holy Archangel Keyblade of Justice from his back and transformed into Super Angel-Disney Knight-Archangel-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Heavenly Light Hellish Darkness Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Heavenly Light Hellish Darkness Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Heavenly Light Hellish Darkness Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel Hope, Timmy Turner transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Wolf Moon-Mysticon Pink Wolf Mage-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Magic Celestial Fairy Magical Elemental Fairy Mysticon Wolf Moon Angel of Divine Elemental Celestial Fairy Magical Fairy Wolf Moon Justice and Divine Elemental Celestial Fairy Magical Fairy Wolf Moon Hope and he has his Timmy Turner's Lupus the Wolf's Celestial Elemental Harmonious Fairy Wolf Moon Mage's Staff of Elemental Magic Justice out and his Royal Eye of Lupus orb ready as well, Norbert Beaver unholstered his massive Hydros' Primordial Maelstrom Ocean Beaver Greatsword of Primordial Maelstrom Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Beaver-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Beaver Angel of Divine Oceanic Primordial Water Justice and Divine Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Compassion, Yakko, Wakko, and Dot transformed into their Super Angel-Phoenix-Warner-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms, Inuyasha unholstered his Inuyasha's Dog Hanyou Tessaiga Demon Slayer Fang Greatsword of Dog Hanyou Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Dog Hanyou-Yokai-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Angel of Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Justice and Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Hope, Brandon Skellington had his Pumpkin Scepter of Halloween Town Justice still in hand, Hiroshi Ohira unholstered his massive Hiroshi Ohira's Destructive Inferno Firestorm Phoenix Firebird Angel Greatsword of Destructive Inferno Fire Phoenix Firebird Angel Vengeance and Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Firestorm Firebird-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel Rage, Kuja had his Brumel Cores and Kuja's Eternal Wizard Redemption Mage's Staff of Elemental Magic Redemption Wizard Justice ready and transformed into Super Angel-Genome-Wizard-Dragon-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Celestial Wizard Genome Terra Redemption Draconic Magic Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Celestial Wizard Genome Terra Redemption Draconic Magic Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Celestial Wizard Genome Terra Redemption Draconic Magic Phoenix Angel Hope, Darren Devereaux, Sebastian Mendez, Qin, Clyde and his harem, Baloo, Izuku and his friends, The Z-Fighters, Daggett, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Naruto and his harem, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Demon Slayer Conglomerate, Anatankha, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), The Demon Slayer Corps, The Ghostforce, The Louds' Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Loonatics, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, Mal, Evie, Jay, Carlos, Ben, Heathcliff and his friends, Mollie's team, Timmy's friends, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, and his harem, Universe 666 Clyde and his harem, Universe 666 Ets and his harem, my harem, Ed Cowart's harem, Ets' harem, Clyde's harem, Nico's harem, Lord Raiden and the Earthrealm Warriors, and The Royal Defenders got out their weapons, Rayman unholstered his massive Rayman's Eternal Night Dream Morpheus's Celtic Dream Eternal Night Dragon Fairy Phoenix Angel Greatsword of Peaceful Celtic Dream Eternal Night Dragon Fairy Phoenix Angel Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Dragon-Lum-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Eternal Celtic Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Dream Eternal Night Fairy Dragon Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Celtic Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Dream Eternal Night Fairy Dragon Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Eternal Celtic Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Dream Eternal Night Fairy Dragon Phoenix Angel Hope, Juniper Lee unholstered her Juniper Lee's Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Magicstorm Greatsword of Spirit World Magic Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Dragon-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Angel of Divine Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Justice and Divine Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Will, Liam unholstered his massive Liam Hunnicut's Arctic Qailertetang's Holy Arctic Thundersnow Greatsword of Holy Arctic Thundersnow Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Ice Dragon-Yuki-Onna-Musk Ox-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Angel of Divine Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Musk Ox Justice and Divine Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Musk Ox Hope, and Me, Ed Cowart, Ets, Ken, Nicole, Nico, Gage the Hedgehog, and Eli unholstered our massive greatswords and we transformed, and we went after Morgana, and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Blue Fire, Sand, Bubbles, steel orbs, throwing axes, and mythological animals, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit her.
Then, Lincoln tamed Lex Talionis and he thrust one of his eleven massive and long white wolf tails that pierced Morgana's chest and Lincoln began sucking out Morgana's Wicked Weave Mastery, Summoning Mastery, Daemon Masquarata, Dimension Creation, Illusion Magic, Energy Projection, and Soul Manipulation. Then, Lincoln sent her soul straight to Inferno forever, this time, she'll be trapped there forever. We cheered as we holstered our weapons and powered down.
Lincoln: Rest in peace forever, Morgana. (To the Satonaka Sisters) And it's so good to see you and your sisters again, Akira.
Akira Satonaka: You too, Lincoln, it's been seven years since we last met, and it's so good to see you again, Chie.
Chie Satonaka: You too, Akira.
Lincoln went up to The Satonaka Sisters and he hugged them, and The Satonaka Sisters are very surprised at just how much taller, more handsome, and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since they last saw him, and they also felt just how much more stronger and how much more muscular he's really become, and they had an atomic red blush on their faces, and the atomic red blush on their faces soon became even deeper when she saw he still has his vampire fangs and massive white angel wings with stars on the feathers and orange and aurora-colored tips on the feathers, large gold halo with four large orbiting gold rings on each corner behind his head, along with hearing his mature, deeper, and manlier voice and seeing the large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on his head, eleven massive and long white wolf tails with rainbow markings and rainbow tips and white rabbit tail with rainbow markings on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, thick hair on his massive forearms, stubble on his jawline, and chest hair on his pecs, He-Man's chest harness, and many other accessories, and they also met his familiars, the male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, the white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and the white Wolf Familiar, Seiko.
Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I haven't seen you five since you were seventeen, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.
Eri Satonaka: Holy crap, you sure have, you've really grown up to be very big and very strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the cute eleven-year-old little boy into a 18-year-old 8'5" tall, very handsome, and manly man with really massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, and you still have those vampire fangs and massive white angel wings, that's so awesome, and the large white wolf ears on your head and the eleven massive and long white wolf tails with markings and white rabbit tail on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, fine hair on your massive forearms, short beard stubble on your jawline, and chest hair on your pecs and many accessories and large gold halo with four large gold rings orbiting behind your head, that's really new, along with getting He-Man's chest harness.
Fujiko Satonaka: You've really really grown a lot and became a man, but you're still the same kind boy from long ago, plus, you've also grown even more bigger in muscle mass, you can land an airplane on that massive, wider, and more muscular back, squash a melon with those really muscular quads and thighs, and cut a rock into a diamond on those rock-hard eight-pack abs, and there's not even a tape measure long enough to measure that chiseled chest or massive biceps. Plus, we've also met your familiars, and they are really awesome.
Me: And he'd also been hit with massive amounts of cosmic radiation and he'd been imbued with the same powers as me, and he's become truly immortal, and Lincoln, you know these eight girls?
Lincoln: Indeed I do, J.D., meet Akira Satonaka, the Heatwave Gene-Slammer, Eri Satonaka, the Minerva Gene-Slammer, Fujiko Satonaka, the Prowl Gene-Slammer, Haruka Satonaka, the Chase Gene-Slammer, Ichigo Satonaka, the Red Alert Gene-Slammer, Juri Satonaka, the Blades Gene-Slammer, Kimiko Satonaka, the Strongarm Gene-Slammer, Megumi Satonaka, the Boulder Gene-Slammer, Naruko Satonaka, the Trench Gene-Slammer, and Ranko Satonaka, the Lifeline Gene-Slammer A.K.A. The Satonaka Sisters, these ten are my Guardian Angels from Japan and masters of martial arts like their sister, Chie Satonaka, and they often protect me from those who would try and harm me.
Selene Emperyous: And they're easy to identify: Akira has red hair with matching clothing, Eri has white hair with matching clothing, Fujiko has brown hair with matching clothing, Ichigo has pink hair with matching clothing, Juri has black hair with matching clothing, Kimiko has blue hair with matching clothing, Megumi has green hair with matching clothing, Naruko has orange hair with matching clothing, and Ranko has magenta hair with matching clothing.
Michelle Emperyous: They also noticed Chandler and his goons, Lynn, Pablo and Anderson, and Hawk and Hank attempting to harm Lincoln, but they managed to beat the crap out of Chandler and his goons, Lynn, Pablo and Anderson, and Hawk and Hank. To show thanks for saving him, Lincoln made the Satonaka Sisters beautiful necklaces, and to show thanks for the necklaces, they each kissed Lincoln on the lips. As a result, he promised that when he comes of age, he will marry Chie Satonaka and her sisters along with the rest of his harem. they hate the jerks with a blazing passion especially Pablo and Anderson and Hawk and Hank.
Nico: Sheesh, I hate to find out what Chandler and his goons, Lynn, Pablo and Anderson, and Hawk and Hank did to piss them off.
Lincoln: Trust me, you'd be that pissed off to find out what they did, and now that you and your sisters are here, Akira.
Lincoln went up to and hugged each of The Satonaka Sisters in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, he leaned his head down the right side of their necks, and he slowly bit each of them and he fed on their blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed along with his large gold halo and four orbiting gold rings on each corner of the halo behind his head and eleven massive and long white tails with rainbow tips and rainbow markings. He slowly unlatched his fangs from each of their necks as their necks healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit them.
Akira Satonaka: Wow, you're still just as gentle as ever when you feed on one of your Guardian Angels, Lincoln.
Suddenly, ten Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of The Satonaka Sisters with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha along with white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks.
Eri Satonaka: (Surprised) Lincoln, are these...?!
Lincoln: Yep, that's an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love and an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love, which means you're now part of my harem and my many future wives, Satonaka Sisters.
The Satonaka Sisters had a smile on their faces and tears in their eyes as Lincoln still had his massive and powerful muscular arms around them and he leaned down to each of their faces and kissed each of them on the lips and they also returned it, and we cheered for them, then we went up to the five girls, and when Lincoln saw them, he immediately recognized them. The five girls are Charlote Buetenfield and Makina Echidna from Gokkun Vampire Princess and Mikage Onohara, Maki Yuzuhara, and Himeno from Kyuuketsuki ~Anal Hime Koukan Choukyou Roku~.
Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Charlote Buetenfield and Makina Echidna from Gokkun Vampire Princess and Mikage Onohara, Maki Yuzuhara, and Himeno from Kyuuketsuki ~Anal Hime Koukan Choukyou Roku~.
Nicole: Whoa, awesome.
Lincoln: Are you girls okay?
Charlote Buetenfield: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.
Then, when Charlote Buetenfield and the other four girls saw who it was that saved them from Morgana the Umbra Witch, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 18-year-old 8'5" tall, handsome hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, long wild white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair and large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on top of his head with large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four large orbiting golden rings on each corner behind his head, thick hair on his massive muscular forearms and beard stubble on his jawline, rainbow colored thunderbird with gold lightning bolt in its claws and the Ebonwu Squadron emblem on its chest emblazoned on his forehead and Third Eye with rainbow iris, rows of straight teeth with vampire fangs, Crest of Miracles on his massive right pec and golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle on his massive left pec, Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his massive, wider, and more muscular back, and on top is the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, Vampire Bat, Werewolf, and Buffalo and a Rinnegan-like marking, and right below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a rainbow kanji with nine magatama in between that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Almighty Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Almighty Master of The Elemental Forces, The Storms, The Cosmos, and The Universe, Master of Hero Personas and Many Powers, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Voice of Reason, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, Golden-Hearted Lover and Father of Many Kids, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Son of Lynn Sr. and Rita Loud, Loving Grandson of Albert Loud and Samuel Loud, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Future Husband, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family, Powerful Alpha Vampire-Werewolf-Cyborg Hybrid, Descendant of The Seventeenth Century Duke Lincoln McLoud of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Archenemy of Max Dillon Also Known as Electro, Destroyer and Slayer of Extremely Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry, Psychotic, Irredeemable Bastards and Tyrants, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, Jack-Of-All-Trades, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True God of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Savior of The Loud House and Michigan, True Immortal Hero and God, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of Many of Team Loud Phoenix Storm's Branch Teams, Spice Demon of The Loud Family, Surfer of The Legendary Wave Humungadunga, Third-In-Command And Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Emissary of The Cosmos and The Heavens, Ambassador of Harmony, Friendship, Purity, Hope, Courage, and Love, and God of Friendship, Hope, Love, Courage, and Justice Dodgeball Angel King of Gotham Royal York, The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms and Warriors of Japan, Fearsome Defender of His Many Guardian Angels, and Destroyer of The House of Damaskinos", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it on his broad left shoulder, and Mark of Manhood tattoo of a male bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" on his massive left muscular forearm, and he had his Rabbit Miraculous, Eini, with him, his male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, his white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and his white Wolf Familiar, Seiko, along with Darkus Battle Ax Vladitor, Darkus Omega Leonidas, Pyrus Omega Leonidas, Haos Omega Leonidas, Subterra Omega Leonidas, Ventus Omega Leonidas, and Ventus Omega Leonidas.
He had his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Almighty Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Greatsword of True Almighty Cosmic United Friendship Universal Storm Hope Elemental Bravery and True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds, The Sickle Swords of Hinon, and the purified Universe 666 version of The Miracle Box holstered on his wider and muscular back, his large orange Crystal Saber, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, his Omnipotent Elemental Thunderbird Phoenix Angel of Universal Harmonious Loud Justice, Mythological Hope, and Eternal Love Almighty Book, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Elemental Harmony on his left hip, his Eater of Sins revolver and Elemental Universal Thunderbird hand-cannon Blaster holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation and embedded Stone of Gelel on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted gold metal bands with multi-colored on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, large gold Bracers of The Champions of the Universe with large rainbow gems on his large wrists with the Dragon Ball Bracelet on the left large gold cuff bracer and other bracelets merged with the left large gold Bracer and large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony shrunk to the size of a gem on top, massive indestructible white angel wings with stars and orange and aurora-colored tips on the large white feathers and eleven massive and long powerful white wolf tails with rainbow tips and rainbow markings with white rabbit tail on top of the eleven massive and long white wolf tails, he has on He-Man's chest harness with colored gems on the gold crisscross straps and gold metal circular chest plate with phoenix carved on it and surrounded by red gems and on the back of the straps is a kanji that said Lincoln Loud, Truly Loving Gold-Hearted Brother, Son, Grandson, and Father, and he was dressed in an orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long white trenchcoat coattails with Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Moonlight, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Great Old Ones, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids on the coattails and they also had intense powerful rainbow hot flames coming off them and hanging mini silver lightning bolts on the coattails held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large golden buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and large rainbow gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large royal blue pants with rainbow fire and multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs, and large gold armored knee-high boots with colored gems on them, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with rainbow gems for eyes the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, Cosmic, Universe, God, and Eternity Kanjis on the heads, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and rainbow crystal links from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with a large rainbow Thunderbird-shaped Element of Harmony and a large silver Buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, Cosmic, Universe, God, and Eternity Kanjis Kanjis on its head for the pendant on his bare chest with chest hair on his pecs, large white and gold accented Elemental Choker of Eternal Love and Thunderbird pendant on his neck, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, his Ring of The Phoenix large multi-colored gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Werewolf, and Buffalo on his right ring finger, Blue Lantern ring on his left ring finger and small planets orbiting around his fingers like rings, claws on his fingers with gold armored finger claws over his fingers, he has twelve large planets orbiting around his legs and twelve smaller planets orbiting around his waist and an immense rainbow protective aura with swirling elements around him.
Charlote Buetenfield: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet the rest of you.
Lincoln made four clones of himself, and he and his clones went up to the girls, and they hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they leaned down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the thick muscular necks of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene, and he slowly bit them and he fed on their blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as them, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed along with his large gold halo and four orbiting gold rings on each corner of the halo behind his head. He then slowly unlatched his fangs from their necks as their necks healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit them.
Charlote Buetenfield: (Seductively and rubs her hands on Lincoln's massive pecs) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.
Suddenly, five Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Charlote Buetenfield, Makina Echidna, Mikage Onohara, Maki Yuzuhara, and Himeno with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha along with white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks. We told everyone what had happened, and they were shocked and horrified.
Maria: Whoa, so you guys went after a rogue Umbra Witch, after you had your duel with Bayonetta's resurrected mother?! Yikes!
Lincoln: Yep, and this was from when Bayonetta was a child, she was tutored by Morgana, but her true colors were revealed as a vengeful Umbra Witch wanting revenge and she hated her protégé. But, in the end, Bayonetta defeated Morgana, and after Prince Lukaron faded away, Morgana was sent to Inferno to wander there forever, and it led to Bayonetta rising to be the Famed Umbra Witch.
Nico: Now, we know more about Bayonetta and what happened in her early years.
We not only recruited Rosa into the team, but we also reunited her with Balder after 500 years of being torn apart by the Witch Hunts orchestrated by the powerhungry mad Loptyr.
After Lincoln's duel with Rosa and taking down the vengeful Umbra Witch, Morgana, we were training intensely in the gym, doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and we were also doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get our eleven massive and long wolf tails even more stronger than ever as well, and when The Satonaka Sisters saw Lincoln doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear his mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, they had an atomic red blush on their faces, hearts in their eyes, and their noses were bleeding.
Akira Satonaka: My God, I was right that Lincoln's really grown into a 18-year-old, 8'5" tall, really big, handsome, sexy, and extremely super strong manly man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs really hard at work, and really working out with those 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells and he's not even getting tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan, and he's also doing 900,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, and he now looks even more ripped than ever.
Eri Satonaka: He's definitely been continuing on bodybuilding and working out even more for many years, and because of that along with the combination of his diet plan that we gave him, along with his hyperpuberty and genes, he'd gained the powerful and massive body that all bodybuilders could only dream of.
Fujiko Satonaka: If anyone tried to mess with him now, they were in for a world of hurt and trouble, and he's always been there to defend and protect us from Chandler, his goons, Pablo, Anderson, and Hawk and Hank at school or out in public, and he was also quick to defend us from Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan if they get out of search control again, along with Killjoy Huggins.
Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under a lot of very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, girls, and I can still defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger and bigger in muscle mass, I've also gotten smarter as well.
Haruka Satonaka: That's incredible, and we'd already known just how strong you were long ago ever since you did some wrestling and working out with some of the other Guardian Angels long ago, and we're so proud of just how much stronger you've gotten, and just how much taller you've gotten, along with getting that much bigger in muscle mass, and you've also been getting smarter as well.
Me: You got that right, plus, we heard all of the stories from Lincoln about you girls and about how you all helped him in his training to become an emerging hero before Team Loud Phoenix Storm was formed, and how he grew from the little boy from years ago into the really big, really strong, and really powerful man we know today.
Ichigo Satonaka: I knew it was only a matter of time before he told everyone that story.
Nico: Yep. So, girls, what memories did you have with Lincoln?
The Satonaka Sisters played a video on the big screen and it shows Lincoln, Chie Satonaka, and The Satonaka Sisters at Lake Superior: Lincoln was in an orange speedo and sandals and Chie and The Satonaka Sisters were in purple two-piece bikinis and sandals, and they were having fun swimming at the lake after some training in martial arts.
Past Akira Satonaka: This is really awesome, I love coming to Lake Superior.
Past Lincoln: Same here.
Past Eri Satonaka: Plus, with all the work you've been doing with cleaning up the lake and all the other lakes in Michigan, it's also a cleaner place for all marine life.
LOUD SCREAM OF RAGE!
Suddenly, they heard a loud scream of rage along with catching the stench of raw sewage.
Past Lincoln: Oh great, there's no mistaking that loud scream of rage from anywhere along with the smell of raw sewage. You and your goons get out here, Chandler, so we can kick your ass even more.
Suddenly, they saw Chandler and his goons come out, and they were really out for blood again, then, he charged like a mad bull and was about to attack Lincoln, but Lincoln punched him and sent him flying into a tree. He got back out, but he roared like a madman, now he was really pissed.
Past Lincoln: Okay, you asked for it, you stupid assholes!
Lincoln's massive white angel wings spread out and he had his massive greatsword in hand, and we knew it meant trouble when that happens. Chandler and his goons bellowed again and went at Lincoln, but he reared his right fist back, and he landed a mean uppercut to the stomachs of Chandler and his goons knocking the wind out of them, and then, he unleashed a massive storm of slashes from his massive greatsword and fired water blasts at Chandler and his goons. Then, Lincoln reared his left fist back and gave them a nasty punch to the face that sent them flying to jail as the video ended.
Me: (LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY) THAT STILL CRACKS ME UP TO THIS DAY!
Lincoln: Chandler and his goons were such idiots, that Dark Side of his clearly didn't know when to quit.
Nico: What a bloodthirsty, bullying asshole.
Akira Satonaka: And we all had fun with Lincoln. But, of course, that sewage asshole and his goons had to show up and ruin everything because they still wanted to kill Lincoln again for ruining their lives! I wanted to punch Chandler in his ugly face but Lincoln sent him and his goons flying with one punch, but when he got out, that's when Lincoln got serious.
Eri Satonaka: He had it coming. But, Chandler's freed of his Dark Side, while Artie and Trent are now jailbirds at The Charon Reform School for the rest of their lives.
Fujiko Satonaka: And it was also all our doing that Lincoln transformed extremely from the cute 11-year-old boy we knew since childhood to an extremely rugged, handsome, manly, sexy, and super imposing mountain of a muscular hunk.
Lincoln's Guardian Angels gasped.
Chie Satonaka: Uh, Fujiko, need I remind you of saying those sorts of words about Lincoln?
Suddenly, Lincoln put down the heavy weights and he made clones of himself and walked up to Chie and her sisters and turned them around to face them, and then, they leaned down and kissed them full on in the lips with that kind of intensity, passion, and energy, they'd literally given in and they wrapped their arms around the thick necks of Lincoln and his clones and he and his clones wrapped their massive muscled arms around their waists and as they brought them in closer, their chests pressed against their massive pecs and their stomachs pressed against their eight-pack abs. When Lincoln and his clones slowly separated their lips from Chie and her sisters' lips, their faces were all red from the very intense make-out and their eyes literally turned to hearts.
Satonaka Sisters: (In Heaven) That...was...so...hot!
Bertha Sellington: We warned you, Fujiko, those sorts of compliments cause him to go ahead and engage in a full all-out make-out with any member of his harem who say those compliments.
Girl Jordan: You think that's hot, we always wind up getting covered in kisses from him every night, we consider that tattoos of his undying love for us.
Nico: And a clear warning that if any moron messes with his future wives, they are worse than dead.
We got a shower afterwards, and then, Lincoln, Himeko Shirogane, Miko Shirogane, Universe 666 Mileena, Universe 666 Nitara, Akua Shuzen, Kahlua Shuzen, Wilma the Werecat, Wanda the Wererabbit, Wendy the Weresheep, and Winona the Werewolf are heading to Sirena Beach.
Lincoln snapped his fingers, and the 18-year-old, white-haired, 8'5", handsome and extremely muscular man had on his new large orange and black speedo with a Thunderbird and a lightning bolt surrounded by elemental forces and stars on it with rainbow flames coming off the speedo, orange sandals, his jewelry and accessories, and he had his weapons holstered in case of trouble.
And Himeko Shirogane, Miko Shirogane, Universe 666 Mileena, Universe 666 Nitara, Akua Shuzen, Kahlua Shuzen, Wilma the Werecat, Wanda the Wererabbit, Wendy the Weresheep, and Winona the Werewolf are dressed in two-piece colored bikinis The Musiqidandi Sisters made for them, colored sandals, and they had their weapons holstered in case of trouble. Plus, we found out Himeko Shirogane, Miko Shirogane, Universe 666 Mileena, Universe 666 Nitara, Akua Shuzen, Kahlua Shuzen, Wilma the Werecat, Wanda the Wererabbit, Wendy the Weresheep, and Winona the Werewolf all had feelings for Lincoln, and he also had feelings for them, and he also saved them all from an ambush by a group of musclebound thugs Flip hired to kill them, Lincoln sucked out their muscle mass, virility, strength, blood, and life energy as it killed them all which made those buttfaces go insane with anger, until Lincoln fired energy blasts at those buttfaces and more gold and jewels and treasures came out of them, but they also got to keep their heads up, they got word that mutant has sent more muscle-bound thugs to kill them.
Winona the Werewolf: Wow, so, this is Sirena Beach, it sure is beautiful.
Lincoln: It sure is, Winona, and it's perfect for our first date. Shall we?
Lincoln, Himeko Shirogane, Miko Shirogane, Universe 666 Mileena, Universe 666 Nitara, Akua Shuzen, Kahlua Shuzen, Wilma the Werecat, Wanda the Wererabbit, Wendy the Weresheep, and Winona the Werewolf dived into the waters and they had fun swimming in the ocean, and they also saw the creatures that lived there, then, they went back to the beach and they had an awesome volleyball match, and Himeko Shirogane, Miko Shirogane, Universe 666 Mileena, Universe 666 Nitara, Akua Shuzen, Kahlua Shuzen, Wilma the Werecat, Wanda the Wererabbit, Wendy the Weresheep, and Winona the Werewolf got an extremely massive and deep atomic red blush on their faces when they saw Lincoln lift thirteen massive 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells Lincoln summoned in his large and strong hands and thirteen massive and long white wolf tails.
But then, they saw the hulking muscle-bound thugs that Flip hired coming after them, but Lincoln grabbed each of them one by one and he sucked out all of their muscle mass, strength, and virility and made them thin as rakes and completely weak and he set them on fire and sent them to The Black Gates forever.
Lincoln: Nice try, you stupid mutant!
Then, they had some lunch, and then, as the sun was about to set, Lincoln made clones of himself and he and his clones went up to Himeko Shirogane, Miko Shirogane, Universe 666 Mileena, Universe 666 Nitara, Akua Shuzen, Kahlua Shuzen, Wilma the Werecat, Wanda the Wererabbit, Wendy the Weresheep, and Winona the Werewolf and they hugged the girls in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and Himeko Shirogane, Miko Shirogane, Universe 666 Mileena, Universe 666 Nitara, Akua Shuzen, Kahlua Shuzen, Wilma the Werecat, Wanda the Wererabbit, Wendy the Weresheep, and Winona the Werewolf placed their hands on the massive pecs of Lincoln and his clones, and then, they shared a passionate and romantic kiss and he also marked them as he slowly sank his fangs into them and fed on their blood. They came back home to The World Tree Estate, and Nico and I saw Lincoln covered in kisses on his face, body, and eight-pack abs.
Me: (Whistles) Wow, it looks like you really had a good time at Sirena Beach, eh, Lincoln?
Lincoln: (In Heaven) It...was...so... AWESOME!
Suddenly, ten Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Himeko Shirogane, Miko Shirogane, Universe 666 Mileena, Universe 666 Nitara, Akua Shuzen, Kahlua Shuzen, Wilma the Werecat, Wanda the Wererabbit, Wendy the Weresheep, and Winona the Werewolf with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha and white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks.
Lily the Mermaid: Whoa, and now, Himeko Shirogane, Miko Shirogane, Universe 666 Mileena, Universe 666 Nitara, Akua Shuzen, Kahlua Shuzen, Wilma the Werecat, Wanda the Wererabbit, Wendy the Weresheep, and Winona the Werewolf are in Linky's harem.
Yamiga: When we introduced Wilma, Wanda, Wendy, and Winona to Lincoln, they fell head over heels with him, and of course, like with many of our friends, it ended with an intense lovemaking fest.
Winona the Werewolf: And Lincoln even turned into Lincoln the Nocturnal and went wild with us.
Jenna: And Flip had some nerve trying to kill them, that mutant is just making things much worse for himself.
Serena Logan: I always knew that stupid mutant cheapskate was and always will be nothing but fucking trouble, and he's just making things worse for himself.
Rarity: And trying to kill Himeko Shirogane, Miko Shirogane, Universe 666 Mileena, Universe 666 Nitara, Akua Shuzen, Kahlua Shuzen, Wilma the Werecat, Wanda the Wererabbit, Wendy the Weresheep, and Winona the Werewolf, now that repulsive ape is really going to get it.
Lincoln: And we also had a run-in with more of the hulking muscle-bound hired thugs they sent to kill us yet again, but I sucked out their muscle mass, strength, and virility and killed them all and sent them to The Black Gates, and that mutant should be screaming with pure vengeance and hate at us in 3...2...1!
Suddenly, we heard Flip scream and bellow with extreme hatred and rage and cursing right at us, and now, that moron has officially lost his mind.
Maria: (Flips Flip the middle finger) Yeah, up yours, you mutant moronic cheapskate!
Nico: Even after we kicked Flip's miserable hide, that mutant still refuses to quit!
Lincoln: Same with Lewis Travolta, Dark Amy, Icky Vicky, Billy McLean, Pablo, Anderson, and the other jerks at Dad's restaurant, but it's much more fun to see their thugs get killed by me.
Me: It sure is, and it's so much more fun seeing them blow their stacks!
We then saw Lincoln form a viewing window, and then, Lincoln snapped his fingers.
SNAPS FINGERS!
We saw a massive funnel appeared in Flip's mouth, and then, massive cartons of the extremely powerful laxatives that Shizuka and her sisters used on Killjoy Huggins and Lewis Travolta appeared over the funnel.
Me: (GASPS) ARE THOSE...?!
Nico: The extremely powerful laxatives Shizuka and her sisters used on Killjoy Huggins and Lewis Travolta?!
Luna: DO IT, BRO!
Then, the extremely powerful laxatives were dumped into Flip's mouth and the funnel was removed. Then, Flip's stomach gurgled and rumbled, and then...!
MASSIVELY LOUD AND EXTREMELY WET FART!
Flip farted and massive tons of gold, jewels, gems, and other currencies exploded out of his three-cheeked butt like crazy!
Flip stopped farting like crazy.
Lincoln: That's for trying to get your musclebound thugs to murder me and the girls in my harem, you disgusting three butt-cheeked mutant!
Nico: Jeez. Those laxatives are really powerful, I still remember when you tried that prank on me years ago, Connor, but that failed.
Me: Because of you using Walker's powers.
Connor Chan: Flip's really pissing me off now, if he does this again, I'm gonna shove a grenade down his throat!
Nico: Connor, I know you're angry, but we're saving it for December 1st when we kill him, Icky Vicky, and Xehanort. Now, don't even think of getting into the weapons room or I'm telling Dad!
Connor Chan: Tattle tale.
Later it was time for another awesome Super Mario Galaxy 2 adventure.
Nico: Next up is Supermassive Galaxy.
Me: Wow! That was a big one. And I'm not talking metaphorically. I mean literally.
Nico: Yep.
Paula: Me, Margo, Lincoln and Linka will go next.
Margo: Awesome!
Me: The lightning quartet! Awesome.
Pohatu: Me and Onewa will go too.
Nico: Awesome.
They went in and the Simulator Activated and they arrived at SUPERMASSIVE GALAXY! And it was big! All the enemies were HUGE!
Nico: Oh my!
Pohatu: This is gonna be big! Literally!
Nico: Any tips, Nicole?
Nicole: (On the radio) Well you just got to blast your way through the enemies to the end to get the star.
Onewa: Wow! This will be good.
Lincoln: It sure will!
Nico: There are probably Giant Goombas
Nicole: Yep and you're looking at them.
Nico: Oh man. They ARE huge.
?: We'll gladly help you guys.
Then out came 2 figures. One was a girl with pink hair, pink eyes, pink butterfly wings and had pink clothes and she had a tiara with the symbol of the Moonland of Paradwyn on it and the same symbol on her skirt and she had a flower sword in her hand. The second girl had purple hair, yellow eyes, blue lightning angel wings and she had yellow clothes and had a tiara with the symbol of lightning on it and she had a lightning symbol on her skirt and her hands had incredibly intense lightning surging through them.
Penelope Paradwyn: Penelope Paradwyn, Embodiment of the Moonland of Paradwyn.
Electra Elec: Electra Elec, Embodiment of Elec Man.
Paula, Margo, Lincoln and Linka: Electra!
Electra Elec: Awesome to see you guys again!
Lincoln: You too Electra.
Nico: We can talk later. We got to get to the star.
Onewa: We're gonna have to stomp real hard on the Goombas!
Nico: Or blast them. Lets go!
They were off!
They flew fast.
Lincoln, Linka, Paula and Margo fired waves of lightning and blasted the giant Goombas!
Nico: (gets out Aqueduct and Ranamon's Ridewatches) Have a drink! It's on me!
Nico activated them and fired waves of water and blasted the Giant Goombas and enemies.
Electra and Penelope fired waves of flowers and lightning and blasted the giant Wigglers.
Nico: YEAH!
Pohatu and Onewa blasted the Wigglers too!
They got to the end and saw the star!
Nico: There it is!
They went and got it!
YOU GOT A STAR!
Penelope Paradwyn: YEAH! That was awesome!
Electra Elec: Yeah it was!
Paula: Oh yeah!
They all high five!
Onewa: How did you meet Margo and Paula?
Pohatu: As well as Lincoln and Linka?
Electra Elec: Oh we met during a dodgeball championship. I was in Elementary School with Lincoln when we were playing Lynn's Middle School in a dodgeball championship game. We won and I helped Lincoln, Linka, Girl Jordan and Lincoln's friends all get better and awesome at it.
Nico: That is cool!
Pohatu: It sure is.
Nico: Would you two like to join the team?
Penelope Paradwyn: We would be honored.
They left the simulator and we cheered wildly for them.
Later we were heading to the mall.
MacReady: Have fun guys!
Me: If you ever need us give us a call.
Poromon: Will do.
We were off to the mall.
Poromon: Now, what to do?
Poliwag: I think I know.
Poliwag showed a newspaper that said burglaries in the city.
Poliwag: They may be coming here. Lets set up traps.
Poromon: Good idea! Lets get to work!
They got to work! OPERATION: BURGLAR BUTTKICKING IS A GO!
At the mall we were having a great time.
Artha: Trixie, I'll never regret meeting you.
Trixie Lulamoon: Me neither Artha. The Great and Powerful Trixie had a great time on all those amazing missions.
Me: Those were so awesome.
Eli: They sure were.
Laney: Yeah! And we loved using our dragons for that one.
Kate Lloyd: I'm sure the mascots are doing alright.
Me: I know they are Kate.
Qin: Besides they will do fine.
The Mascots completed numerous traps.
Then the elevator started moving and WE WEREN'T IN IT!
Poromon: We got company!
They got ready and stood in position.
The doors opened and in came 3 people. They were wearing black clothes and ski masks over their heads.
Manaphy: Who are they?
Horsea: No idea. But we aren't letting them take whatever.
Then a punching glove trap bashed one of the men in the face and sent them crashing into a wall.
NUMEROUS CRASHING SOUNDS AND CARTOON STYLE COMEDY NOISES WERE HEARD AS THE CAMERA SHOWED THE TREE!
POINK BLAM SMASH WHAM KROW BLANG! ROAR QUACK WHAP BIFF WHOMP!
Later we were walking home from the mall and we had TONS of bags.
Artha: Sorry that our dragons don't talk.
Trixie Lulamoon: It's okay but it was really amazing.
Me: Boy all dragons are cool.
Lola: They sure are.
Qin: Man that was so fun.
We got to the estate and then we heard what sounded like screaming.
We looked up and then saw a 3 people coming and we got out of the way and then...
KRASMASH!
OOOH! THAT'S GOING TO LEAVE A NASTY MARK!
They smashed right into the ground with incredible force!
Me: WHOA MAN!
We walked over and saw that they were burglars!
Me: Burglars!
The police came!
Armada Starscream: What did we miss?
Me: I think a lot!
We saw them all mangled up and battered and broken.
Qin: What in the world have the mascots been doing!?
We got them out and I pulled off the masks of two of them and I immediately recognized them! They were 2 boys with black hair and blue eyes.
Me: (GASP) Robert and Lyle Albertson!
Nico: The Albertson Brothers!? Oh man! I've heard about them! They were the most notorious serial burglars in the country and they are wanted in 20 states!
Maria: They tried to rob us!?
Me: Big mistake bozos!
Laney: But who is their third one?
I pulled off the mask and to the shock of me, Allie, Brittany and Sakura it was a girl with brown hair and purple eyes that we knew all too well!
Me: (GASP) Connie Terrance!?
Allie, Brittany and Sakura: CONNIE TERRANCE!?
Nico: Oh man!
The mascots came down.
Poromon: You're back! Thank goodness.
Connie then broke down crying hard.
Nico: You guys know her?
Me: She's one of our friends from school.
Poliwag: Told you we'd take care of the Estate!
Me: You sure did guys! But tell us what happened?
Poromon: Okay here goes.
They told us everything that happened and how they built traps and smashed and pulverized the burglars and more and it was cool!
Agent Waco: That is really well done! We've been after these guys for 10 years!
Me: That is amazing Agent Waco.
Connie was being loaded into the ambulance and she was crying.
Connie Terrance: Wait! I need to tell J.D. something. Guys I'm sorry I tried to rob you.
Me: But why Connie?
Connie Terrance: It wasn't my choice! The Albertson brothers forced me to do it! They threatened to kill my family if I didn't do it!
Sunset Shimmer confirmed it with her powers.
Sunset Shimmer: She is right! They forced her to do all this stuff against her will.
Me: Oh man!
Sakura Knudson: Connie we're sorry that this happened to you.
Brittany: I hope these jerks get punished big time.
Allie Wilde: No kidding!
Me: Agent Waco, please don't send her to prison. She didn't do any of this by choice.
Agent Waco: How about in exchange for her testimony she gets immunity.
Me: That works.
Artha: I'm also grateful that you helped us stop a war between dragons and humans.
Nico: That was really awesome.
Laney: Boy it sure was.
Trixie Lulamoon: It sure was awesome and cool.
Lana: Yeah.
Robert Albertson: I will kill you for this J.D.! And you too Nico! I WILL KILL THOSE FUCKING MASCOTS OF YOURS!
Lyle Albertson: YEAH! YOU MAKE ME FUCKING SICK!
Me: Just for that one you guys are looking at the death penalty!
Eli: Yeah!
Me: Get these pissants outta here.
Laney: Yeah tell it to the judge.
Me: Connie, you will be put into our protection and you and your family will live with us from now on under our protection. You'll be safe with us.
Connie smiled.
Connie Terrance: Thank you J.D.
I put my hand on hers and Allie, Brittany and Sakura did the same.
Jetfire: (to the Zenkaigers) You probably want an explanation on how we know Connie.
Juran: No need. We already heard it and that is sad what happened to her.
Me: Yeah it was.
Nico: But Poromon, you guys did great.
We went up to the estate and saw the place a mess from the traps.
Me: Wow! You guys did a number on them.
Megan: Just like the traps my brother did.
Me: Yeah.
We got the place fixed up and repaired.
Artha: And I'm glad Moordryd's dad is behind bars.
Trixie Lulamoon: Me too. He may have done some terrible things but Moordryd's dad belongs in jail.
Qin: Big time.
Me: Yeah.
Lola: And he will stay there forever for War Crimes.
Horsea: Are you guys proud of us?
Me: We sure are! You guys did great!
Nico: I'll say! Man that was amazing!
Eli: It sure was!
Kate Lloyd: You guys all did a great job.
Mascots: Thanks!
Poromon: Would you guys like to see the traps that were used?
Ravage: Actually, yes!
We saw that the traps they did were very similar to the ones from Home Alone 1, 2 and 3.
Megan McCallister: Wow! These are very similar to the ones my brother did.
Me: Blowtorch head burn, paint slip, electric sink, concrete bag drop, some of the awesome pranks we do in the humiliations.
Camie: (LAUGHS) Those are funny!
Nico: Boy I'm impressed guys!
Me: And you used these traps to help us nab the 2 most notorious burglars in the country.
Sheila: Yeah we've been after those guys for years. J.D. we're so sorry that your friend was forced into doing all this against her will.
Me: It's all right. But Connie will testify against them.
Poliwag: Now, would you like a replay of how the traps were used?
Me: Oh you got footage? Sure.
Multiple Man, Boomerang, Knightbrace, See More, Weather Wizard, Evil Lyn, Gator Ghoul, Killer Croc, Manta Bayarsh, and General Schwarz Came.
General Schwarz: Can we watch too?
Me: Sure guys.
We watched the footage and we saw that the burglars were looking for our fortune and they got thrashed big time and the final trap was them falling through a trap door in the living room that lead to them falling 528,000 feet down.
Me: WHOA! That is a long fall!
Camie: WHOA! And we happened to be there when it happened.
Varie: Nice!
Nico: How long did it take you guys to set it up?
Horsea: 45 minutes.
Me: And we were gone about 3 hours. Wow that is very fast construction work.
Lola: Yeah.
Boomerang: (Australian Accent) Boy you mates really socked it to those guys. Who were those burglars?
Me: The Albertson Brothers.
Weather Wizard: Wow! I've heard a lot about those guys. They were the most notorious burglars ever. Wanted in 20 states.
Me: Yep. And their loot was never found.
Nico: Until Now.
Me: Yep. They picked the wrong place to rob. But poor Connie.
Laney: Yeah she did nothing to deserve this.
Lola: Yeah.
Me: But well done mascots!
Qin: Yeah! Those guys are never gonna see the light of day again.
Lola: and the only thing they will be getting is a needle in their arms and buried 6 feet under in unmarked graves!
Lucy Loud: And burning in the fire of hell.
Laney: Yep.
Me: Now it's time for our mission.
Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes, the rainbow iris of his Third Eye, his cutie mark tattoo on his back and Thunderbolt cutie mark with circle of surrounding elements on his massive left pec glowed, and he had a vision, and he saw who it was that we're going to confront today: it was none other than the Shape Shifter, the dangerous shapeshifting monster that Dipper and Mabel dealt with years ago, it's returned and it wants revenge on them. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.
Lincoln: Oh, dear God!
Lincoln sounded the alarm and we rushed in.
Nico: We heard the alarm, what's wrong, Lincoln?
Lincoln: Nico, everyone, we've got a seriously huge emergency. I just had a vision and I saw who it was that we're going to confront today, it's none other than the Shape Shifter, the dangerous shapeshifting monster that Dipper and Mabel dealt with years ago, it's returned and it wants revenge on them.
We gasped.
Me: Oh man!
Nico: Oh God. And if we're dealing with a shapeshifting monster, we need to keep our eyes peeled.
Me: It's like The Thing all over again.
Lincoln: Leave this to me.
Lincoln chanted an incantation, and we had rainbow outlines with green auras surrounding our immense protective rainbow auras with elements swirling around them.
Lincoln: This'll mark us off and The Shape Shifter will have a black and red aura: the aura of pure evil and darkness.
Me: Nice. Good thinking Lincoln.
Nico: The last time you used a spell like that was when we had to deal with the Dragonoids. It sure has been a long while though since we've had that sort of problem. Alright, gang, let's head down to Gravity Falls and deal with that Shape Shifter before it goes after Dipper, Mabel, and their friends and family.
Lincoln: Yeah.
Kate Lloyd: This will be perfect.
Weather Wizard: Can me, Multiple Man, Boomerang, Knightbrace, See More, Evil Lyn, Gator Ghoul, Killer Croc, Manta Bayarsh, and General Schwarz go with you guys?
Nico: Yes you all can go with. But first, Mabel, Dipper, what can you guys tell us about this monster?
Dipper: Well it's a really ugly alien shapeshifting creature.
He went over its history and it was crazy!
The Shape Shifter (commonly known as Experiment #210) is the main antagonist of the episode "Into the Bunker" of Gravity Falls. As the name implies, it can take on the form of any creature or object it has seen and committed to memory, both for the sake of infiltration and for combat.
Throughout the episode, the Shape Shifter was primarily voiced by Mark Hamill who also provided the voice of Fire Lord Ozai, Colonel Muska, and two notable variations of the Joker. However, as a shapeshifter, he is also briefly voiced by Jason Ritter and Linda Cardellini (while voicing Dipper and Wendy, respectively).
Several decades before the start of the series, the author of the journals, Stanford Pines, found a mysterious egg while excavating new tunnels beneath Gravity Falls for a new subterranean laboratory. Though he never discovered what had laid the egg or even if it was native to Earth, he was able to keep it safe until it finally hatched. The creature that eventually emerged was a tiny insectoid larva capable of taking on the form of almost anything it had seen and memorized, a fact it demonstrated by transforming into the Author's coffee cup less than a few seconds after hatching.
The Author's assistant, Fiddleford McGucket, recommended that the new lifeform be cryogenically frozen immediately as a test of their new cryostasis tubes. However, the Author quickly developed a soft spot for the strange creature and adopted him as a pet, keeping him in a cage within his newly-finished underground bunker and feeding him canned beans from Fiddleford's extensive stockpile of Baron Num Nums High Flyin' Beans. Though he officially dubbed his discovery Experiment 210, he soon began calling him Shifty.
According to Journal 3, the young Shifty had "a delightful temperament," and though he could not speak at first, he had a habit of transforming to communicate - becoming a dog when happy and a sea urchin to express sadness. The Author tested his abilities quite extensively in the early days together, showing him photos of animals to determine the full scope of his charge's powers - though he was careful not to show him anything large or predatory. Furthermore, though he lavished affection on Shifty, he became concerned about the possible repercussions of the little Shape Shifter mimicking him and took to wearing a surgical mask while testing his abilities.
The Shape Shifter developed rapidly from his initial larva phase to the point that the author had to give him a larger cage to comfortably accommodate his growing physique. To the Author's immense surprise, he even learned how to speak, learning new words at a phenomenal rate and even holding regular conversations - and often asking "Who am I?" unfortunately, it was here that the relationship between the two found itself on shaky ground: Shifty wanted access to the Journals, knowing that the Author had documented a whole host of creatures from around Gravity Falls within its pages and hoping that he could have this library of new forms. Though still indulgent of his pet, the Author declined because at least a hundred of the animals he'd documented were extremely dangerous.
Over time, Shifty became increasingly insistent in his efforts to obtain the Journals, to the point that McGucket recommended they simply freeze him, reminding the Author that they were only meant to be keeping Shifty around as a test of their cryogenics. Not for the first time, however, McGucket's protests fell on deaf ears.
The obsession with the Journals finally came to a head when Shifty went so far as to break out of his cage and take on McGucket's form, binding and gagging the real McGucket and locking him in a cabinet for good measure. He then sought out the Author, excusing his poor imitation of his assistant's voice as a sore throat and claiming that there had to be a solution for it in the Journal. However, the Author soon discovered the real McGucket, and after untying him, realized that his pet could no longer be trusted or allowed to roam free a minute longer. He quickly improvised a fairly-convincing replica of Journal 3 from an old plumbing manual, deposited it in one of the newly-finished cryonic tubes, and then told the Shapeshifter where it was; too excited to notice the trap, Shifty took the bait and was immediately trapped inside.
Journal 3 claims that the Shapeshifter was immediately frozen as the Author looked on, but by the events of "Into The Bunker," he is free and loose within the tunnels beyond the cryonics lab, and many of the cryo-tubes have been shattered to boot. To date, it's not certain if Shifty was able to fake being frozen and broke out as soon as the Author's back was turned, if he developed a resistance to the freezing and eventually broke out of his own accord, or even if the Author lied and couldn't bring himself to watch his beloved pet freeze - unwittingly allowing him to escape.
Whatever the case, it did Shifty little good: as soon as he was satisfied that 210 was secure, McGucket and the Author sealed off the bunker and vowed never to return until their work on an interdimensional portal was complete. With the only entrance hidden within a tree deep in the forests surrounding Gravity Falls and most of the security measures enacted, they correctly assumed that nobody would be able to find the Bunker without the Journal.
In their absence, the Shape Shifter went on eking out a living beneath the Earth, surviving on canned beans and whatever he could catch, alone except for the mole people, and growing more and more anxious to find the Journals with every passing year...
Perhaps thirty years later, while investigating the long-abandoned bunker for clues to the Author's identity and whereabouts, Dipper and Wendy end up being accidentally sealed in the lab with the Shape Shifter. Taking the form of the mascot for Baron Num Nums High Flyin' Beans, it poses as the Author, correctly assuming that the intruders won't know enough to poke holes in its disguise, and claims to be on the hunt for the escaped Shape Shifter.
Eventually, Dipper hands over Journal 3, much to the entity's delight; as it studies the book for new forms, Wendy discovers a bean can presumably be leftover from the Author's supplies and - after noticing the mascot - realizes that they've been had. Though they can steal back the journal after a tense stand-off, the Shape Shifter gives chase.
After luring the monster into a trap, Dipper, Mabel and Soos sabotage a pipe to blast a jet of water at the creature; however, Wendy ends up getting into a tug-of-war over the journal and is washed away by the ensuing flood. In the confusion that follows, the Shape Shifter takes Wendy's form and attacks her in one last attempt at retrieving the journal, hoping to trick Dipper into ending their stalemate by killing the real Wendy.
However, Dipper is eventually able to recognize the impostor thanks to a clue from the real Wendy and cleaves the Shape Shifter through the chest with a hatchet; while it struggles to recover, Dipper and Wendy shove the creature into the stasis tube and Mabel activates it, trapping the Shape Shifter for good.
In the last few seconds before its completely frozen, the Shape Shifter mockingly warns Dipper to avoid prying too deeply into the Author's secrets - or else face a fate worse than he could imagine. For good measure, he also provides a sneak preview of the last form Dipper will ever take, and transforms into Dipper himself, screaming in terror (foreshadowing his temporary death at the hands of the Lumberjack Ghost).
It's unknown what happened to the Shape Shifter afterward, but it likely remained frozen for the rest of its days, though it could have escaped during Bill Cipher's hostile takeover of Gravity Falls.
When he was done we were horrified!
Nico: WHOA! Just like The Thing minus the blood and guts and carnage!
Kate Lloyd: But there is a lot of distrust, fear and paranoia.
Me: Yeah. What does this creature look like?
Dipper showed us a picture of him and it was ugly!
The Shape Shifter's default form is pale and slimy and rather reminiscent of an arthropod: though standing upright, its body is mounted on four arachnid legs, while its left arm is swollen into a massive claw and its right arm extends into a more functional three-fingered hand. This insectoid design extends to its face, including a set of bulbous pink eyes reminiscent of a fly's compound eyes and even a set of mandibles and mouthparts - with four curved fangs bordering its mouth and six smaller teeth inside the mouth itself.
Throughout the episode, it transforms into Dipper, Mabel, Wendy, a baked beans mascot, the Gremloblin, a gnome, the Hide Behind, and five currently unknown creatures: a three-eyed toad, an insectoid creature with a fist for a head, a caterpillar-like creature with an armadillo shell, a golem-like creature, and a mass of flames. During its brief appearance in "A Tale Of Two Stans," it also was able to imitate a coffee cup in a matter of seconds after being hatched.
However, the Shape Shifter is not limited to simply impersonating others, being also capable of warping its various shapes to monstrous extremes: while still impersonating the mascot, it rotates its head a full 180 degrees and sprouts a set of spider legs from its torso, and when unable to make up its mind between taking Dipper's form or Mabel's form, it simply takes the form of both - a double-headed arachnid monstrosity.
When it was done we were absolutely horrified!
Me: WHAT THE FUCKING HELL!?
Nico: That is disgusting!
Shanan: Oh man! I've seen a creature like this before!
Nico: You saw this before?
Shanan: I sure have. It's a hyperadaptoid creature called a Secallendarian and they come from the planet Secallend and they are shapeshifting aliens that can live in any kind of environment no matter how inhospitable. It comes from the Ursa Major Galaxy Cluster, 60 million light years away from Earth. And like what happened with the Thing when it was made by those aliens in that spaceship that crashed in Antarctica, they did the same thing. But the ship it was on was more like a prisoner transport vessel.
Molly Hale: Nico, which Gene Slammer do you think you'll meet next?
Nico: Aqua Man next.
Aquaman: Not counting me right?
Nico: No Arthur this is the Robot Master.
Aquaman: Oh.
Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes, the rainbow iris of his Third Eye, his cutie mark tattoo on his back and Thunderbolt cutie mark with circle of surrounding elements on his massive left pec glowed, and the rainbow colored iris of Lincoln, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., and Rita's Third Eye, and everyone else's Third Eye glowed even more and our rainbow energy auras, rainbow protective auras, and rainbow fire auras flared up even more, as they sensed two massively powerful energy signal with their eyes and the Force, and they saw who the figures were in the vision: the figures were none other than Universe 666 Captain Ginyu and Universe 666 Bonyu, the next two of Universe 666 Sebastian's resurrected mind-controlled minions, and that lunatic has sent them out to kill us. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.
Lincoln: Oh dear God!
Rayman: I can guess that we got big trouble heading our way. Lincoln, who was it that you saw?
Lincoln: You guessed it, Rayman, and this is someone that we're so not going to like one bit. Nico, everyone, we've got a seriously huge emergency. I just had a vision and I saw who it was that we're going to confront today, the figures were none other than Universe 666 Captain Ginyu and Universe 666 Bonyu, the next two of Universe 666 Sebastian's resurrected mind-controlled minions, and that lunatic has sent them out to kill us.
We gasped.
Me: Now, he's sending two of them after us?! He's absolutely gone insane!
Buster Bunny: Just like Sebastian before his Dark Side was removed, he always sent those he didn't trust ever to do his dirty work, and there were a lot of them whom he never could trust.
Danger Duck: Why, that bloodsoaked madman, I'll handle those last two Universe 666 versions of Captain Ginyu and Bonyu.
The toons freaked out and did wild takes galore, and our jaws dropped to the floor!
CLANG!
Nico put our jaws back!
Eli: Danger Duck, are you crazy?!
Daffy Duck: You forget who you're talking about, my descendant.
Me: That's right.
Nico: The descendant of Daffy Duck and brother of Plucky Duck about to take on the Universe 666 versions of Captain Ginyu and Bonyu, this should be good. Alright, gang, let's go, we're heading to Gravity Falls and destroy The Shape Shifter.
Lincoln: There's absolutely no way we're going to let that Shape Shifter get away with this, we'll make him pay, and once we get done with The Shape Shifter, Universe 666 Captain Ginyu and Universe 666 Bonyu, you better be ready.
Danger Duck: You wiseguys better be ready 'cause I'm coming for you, and I'll make you both pay for serving that lunatic.
TLPS Mr. Wolf: You better not let Captain Ginyu and Bonyu hear that.
Sebastian Mendez: He's right, those two like all the others are being used by that asshole and I'm so going to enjoy sending his butt straight to Hell.
Buster Bunny: That place's too good for him, there's only one place perfect for him: The Black Gates.
Nico: He's right, Sebastian. Your Universe 666 counterpart had done a ton of dark crimes like you when you were possessed by your Dark Side, but while he fully embraced the madness that was in his black heart, you didn't. You wanted to be freed from the darkness, and a divine force did just that.
Lincoln put up a rainbow energy field around The World Tree Estate and all of us headed out to heading to Gravity Falls and destroy The Shape Shifter, and once we get done with that monster, Danger Duck is going to take down Universe 666 Captain Ginyu and Universe 666 Bonyu and break Universe 666 Sebastian's control over them.
We were off to Gravity Falls.
Gravity Falls, Oregon
We arrived in Gravity Falls, Oregon.
Multiple Man: Here we are!
Me: Boy been a long time since we were here.
Qin: Yeah no kidding.
Dipper: Feels great to be home.
We then saw 2 people and they were beating each other up.
Man: STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU MONSTER!
POW!
He punched a woman!
Me: Uh oh!
I went over and grabbed them.
Me: OKAY YOU TWO BREAK IT UP!
Woman: This man is a monster!
Man: I'm no monster she is!
Me: KNOCK IT OFF!
Itachi: None of you are monsters. We can prove it!
Nico: That's right.
Me: Now ask each other a question. One that the person you know knows.
Man: Okay.
Woman: What color is my underwear?
Man: I don't know! Black?
Woman: That's right.
She revealed a black bra.
Me: Okay I did not need to know about that. But I was not talking about that. I was having you all ask what your favorite foods or things you like is.
Knightbrace: If Eli can sense you two are real, then you're real!
Eli went over to them.
Eli concentrated.
Eli: You two are real.
Man: (GASP) Oh man. I'm so sorry.
Woman: It's okay. There's a monster among us.
Me: We know. The Shapeshifter. That monster that turned into Wendy and Dipper.
Nico: Yeah.
Kate Lloyd: I know this feeling myself.
MacReady: Same here.
Me: This is a nightmare that no one wants to go through.
Varie: It's like what happened with the movie The Thing.
Hood Sickle: Let's head to the Mystery Shack.
We went and arrived at the Mystery Shack.
Me: Boy been a while since we were here.
Laney: Yeah. Sure has been a while.
Pacifica: I missed this place.
Nico: Yeah those were fun times.
Twilight Sparkle: Wow this is really amazing.
Starlight Glimmer: It sure is. I can't remember if all of us were here before when we destroyed Bill Cipher.
Me: I don't think you were. But yeah this is really awesome. Reminds me of seeing one of those old Peerside Museums for the Weird and Peculiar.
Dipper: But it's good to be home.
Mabel: I missed this place.
Odd: I hope Wendy is okay.
Gator Ghoul: Yeah me too.
We looked around.
Brittney: I've seen all kinds of dark artifacts and stuff like this.
Qin: Yeah this was cool seeing this place.
Gator Ghoul: Wendy! Are you there?
Wendy Corduroy came.
Wendy Corduroy: Guys! You made it! (Suspicious) Wait! How can I tell you're real?
Me: Because we have auras that marked us as real.
Eli: It's true. (Concentrates) And you are the real thing.
Me: Thank goodness.
Wendy Corduroy: Oh thank goodness. Odd!
She and Odd hugged and kissed.
Odd: I'm so glad you're okay.
Me: Me too. Boy we need your wedding soon!
Wendy Corduroy: I'm sorry guys. Theres been so much fear, distrust and paranoia amongst us lately.
Me: So we've noticed. That monstrosity the shapeshifter is back.
Wendy Corduroy: Yeah I heard.
Crash Man: Sorry we haven't been checking up on you lately.
Wendy Corduroy: I know how busy you all are. I heard all about what was happening ever since you guys destroyed Bill Cipher.
Nico: Yeah. No kidding.
Wendy Corduroy: Wait! The Royal Defenders are now with you all!?
Me: It's okay Wendy. The Royal Defenders are no longer evil. We found out that they were poisoned by the evil Chaos Sorcerer, Sindri Myr.
Hunter: (German Accent) Ja it's true.
RD Me: It's true there. I can vouch for that.
Manta Bayarsh: Look at all the bats outside.
We saw bats flying.
Me: The sun is going down.
Laney: Yep.
Nico: We got to find the shapeshifter and get rid of that monster.
Laney: Yeah.
Fluttershy: (Shivering in fright)
Qin: Fluttershy are you okay?
Wendy Corduroy: What's wrong with Fluttershy?
Me: She had a really terrible nightmare about The Thing and it scared her really bad.
Octopunch: We're gonna need to think smart to take this guy down.
Nico: I got an idea. (to Samara Slaughter) You're able to turn us into Another Riders, right?
Samara Slaughter: I think I see what you want me to do Nico. How about this one.
She formed a ridewatch and put it in Kate Lloyd. She turned into ANOTHER OHMA ZI O!
Me: WHOA! Another Ohma Zi O!
Future Sougo: Wow! Looking good Kate!
Xenia: I'll say!
Kate Lloyd: Yeah this is cool!
Samara Slaughter: I got a better idea. How about I turn you guys into Another MOE members?
General Schwarz: I approve of this.
Me: Well Another Ohma Zi O is in the M.O.E. So that was cool. But go for it!
She formed a bunch of ridewatches. I got turned into Another Lord Drakkon!
Me: Whoa! I look awesome as Lord Drakkon!
Nico: And I've always wanted to be Myotismon.
Lola: And I look awesome as Firefly.
Laney: Man I look strong as Bane. Even though I can turn into a female version of him.
Mystique: And I'll be perfect to fight him. I can shapeshift too.
She turned into Another Saber.
Me: Awesome!
I reverted back.
We reverted back.
Me: We'll use these for when we go after the Shapeshifter.
Lola: Okay.
Killer Croc: Now, we just need to find it.
Eli: (Concentrates) It's in a cave in the forest 500 meters from here.
Lola: Whoa.
Eli: But there's more. That cave is also where its ship is.
We gasped!
Nico: Whoa!
Kate Lloyd: This will be like going into the ship of the Thing.
Nico: Yeah. Lets go then.
Coconuts: Let's head there right now.
Grounder: I thought we were already there.
CLANG!
Scratch bashed him on the head.
Grounder: OUCH!
Scratch: We're just about ready to leave you dumbbot.
Nico: Lets go.
We were off.
We later arrived at the cave.
Me: There it is.
Laney: Scary.
We went in and it was creepy.
Me: This place gives me the creeps.
Camie: Me too.
Evil Lyn: It could be anywhere. And anyone.
Me: Yep.
We then got to a huge room and then we saw A HUGE BROKEN ALIEN SHIP! It looked just like the Thing Ship.
Lola: Wow.
Nico: Look at that.
Camie: Amazing.
Gantu: My ship is better.
Nico: Lets head on board.
We went on board and it was a really bizarre ship.
Me: Wow look at this ship.
Varie: It's scary.
Nico: Amazing.
It was a really weird ship and the technology on it was absolutely amazing.
Me: The people that had it must've been really advanced.
Laney: Wonder what it was used for.
Me: Lets find out.
We walked around and saw prison cells in it.
Me: Prison cells?
We saw that they had scary ugly alien skeletons in it.
Me: They look like alien prisoners.
Shanan: I think it might have been an alien prison transport ship.
Nico: Maybe. Wait look.
We saw a prison cell that had the door busted down.
Me: Looks like something busted out of that cell. I guess we know where our shapeshifter escaped from.
Eli: There has to be a log somewhere.
See More: Here it is!
See More showed a log panel.
Shanan: Hmm.
She pressed a button and a log came up.
Shanan: Lets see. (Reading) "Prisoner Experiment #210. Shapeshifting project 23211.2. Designed to infiltrate Gordanian Colony. Spliced with shapeshifting cells. Patient's body violently rejected project and the project was terminated. Ordered to be dumped on a faraway desolate world in another galaxy."
We GASPED!
Optimus Primal: Just like how we were going to dump Protoform X.
We then heard something.
Me: Something's here.
Eli: I sense the Shapeshifter. It's heading to the control room.
We went to face it. In the Control Room we saw THE SHAPESHIFTER! It looked like Wendy!
Nico: Target sighted and it looks like Wendy.
Thorn: Entrance time.
We went at it.
The creatures laughed. Then the spirits of the cave flew in and swirled around it and then they converged and then...
(THE THING THEME PLAYS)
GRUESOME AND HORRIFYING MONSTERS APPEARED AND THEY ROARED AND THE SHAPESHIFTER WAS SCARED BAD! Then the creature bursted into intense fire and then we came out!
Me: Okay you shapeshifting monstrosity the jig is up!
Shapeshifter: (as Wendy) Guys, it's me, Wendy. The one with you is an imposter. You know how many freaks there are here.
Boomerang: (sarcastically) Whatever you say, "Wendy"!
Me: HA! Nice try!
I fired an energy blast and blasted the imposter.
Me: You can't fool us that easily you imposter.
The creature revealed itself! IT WAS UGLY!
Shapeshifter: So you figured me out!
Me: You are one UG-LY motherfucker!
Shapeshifter: How do you like my true form?
Me: It's disgusting!
I scanned it with my Omnitrix and got its powers. Same with Ben, Bella, Nico and the Omnitrix masters.
Nico: And the whole figuring out who the real deal game is getting old. So, let's spice things up a bit!
We turned into our Another Forms!
Me: You aren't the only one that can shapeshift.
Mystique turned into the Sanders Thing!
To be specific we were Another Forms of our archenemies.
Shapeshifter turned into THE JOKER!
Shapeshifter: (As The Joker) Oh I just love good laughs! (LAUGHS LIKE A FUCKED UP LUNATIC)
Qin: You are as fucked up as the real thing!
Nico: And you sound alike! Not kidding! Your real form sounds like him!
Shapeshifter: I do have the same voice. And I also sound like these.
He turned into Fire Lord Ozai, Undergrowth, Joker 2039, Kane (Motorcity), Buzz Buzzard, Stankfoot, and 2019 Chucky!
WE GASPED!
Nico: WHOA!
Deadpool: (To the viewers) And believe it or not folks! Mark Hamill voiced ALL of them.
Jamesdean5842: He's not kidding there. Mark Hamill voiced every single one of those guys he turned into and he was known for doing Luke Skywalker too.
Nico: Wow!
Shapeshifter then turned into Heatblast.
Shapeshifter: (as Heatblast) Also, you guys really took the fun out of this. You know that?
He fired a wave of fire and I fired a blast of fire and the blasts collided and exploded.
KRABBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!
We blasted him all over the place.
Shapeshifter then turned into Wildmutt.
Me: Wildmutt next. Sniff on this! (ACTIVATES COMMON COLD'S RIDEWATCH)
I sneezed and fired a glob of snot and it hit him and clogged his schnoz.
Me: Bless me.
Qin: Clever.
Shapeshifter then turned into Diamondhead.
Me: Whoa! Diamondhead next. Okay then! (SCREAMS)
I screamed a released a sonic howl and shattered him!
Shapeshifter then turned into Slappy!
Nico: BAD MOVE!
Nico went SUPER SAIYAN INFINITY and punched him in his face and squished him down!
Nico teleported back.
Shapeshifter turned into scarecrow!
Me: How about a little fire scarecrow!
I formed a flame in my hand and fired a blast of fire and burned him all over!
Lola: YEAH!
Me: Keep on changing. We can do this all day!
Shapeshifter then turned into XLR8.
Rainbow Dash: So you want to go fast huh!?
ZOOM!
ZOOM!
Rainbow Dash then punched Shapeshifter down.
Me: WHOA! Fast and awesome!
He then turned into Mabel!
Shapeshifter: Should I be one? (Turns into Dipper) Or the other? How about Both?
He turned into a Thing-Esque DIPPER-MABEL SPLITFACE THING CREATURE!
Me: WHAT THE FUCKING HELL!?
Nico: THAT IS HORRIFYING!
Camie and Leeli screamed!
Dipper and Mabel screamed too!
Me: That is beyond fucking horrifying!
Eli: NO SHIT!
Nico: Time to use my Another Myotismon powers! (ECHOING) CRIMSON LIGHTNING!
He fired a wave of enhanced blood red lightning and blasted the Shapeshifter down.
Qin: YEAH!
The Shapeshifter turned into Grey Matter.
Shapeshifter: (as Grey Matter) I think you'll find even the tiny fighters can be deadly!
Me: Oh yeah?
I stepped on the Shapeshifter and squished him.
I squished him flat and jumped back.
Me: Yeah.
Shapeshifter: (as Grey Matter) Alright. Maybe not my best move.
Me: Oh you think?
He turned into Four Arms.
Shapeshifter: (as Four Arms) How about this?!
Me: Much better!
I fired a blast of energy and blasted him all over.
I knocked him down.
He turned into Stinkfly.
Me: WHEW! Who stepped on a duck!?
I fired waves of energy and blasted him.
He then turned into Ghostfreak's true form!
Me: Bad move there! SOLAR FLARE!
I released a massive flash of light mixed with ultraviolet light as bright as a hundred thousand suns and he screamed in pain and was burned all over!
He turned into Ripjaws.
Shapeshifter: (as Ripjaws) If you move past the weakness on land, you'll find that he packs a punch!
Me: But it only lasts a few minutes!
I Fired a wave of energy and blasted him all over and smashed him all over.
Me: Come on you can do better than that.
He turned into MANBAT!
Me: Now THAT'S More like it!
Maxxine: I'll use my Mummy Powers!
She fired a wave of bandages and wrapped them around the Shapeshifter and tied him up and smashed him down.
Lola: YEAH!
Lola fired waves of fire and burned him all over.
Nico: YEAH!
He turned into Upgrade.
He then bonded with an air conditioner and then fired laser blasts and we dodged them and I fired waves of ice and froze him.
Me: Nice!
He turned into Ghostfreak's cloaked for.
Me: Bad move there.
I fired waves of energy and knocked him down.
I kicked him down.
Me: That enough for you?
Nico: Yeah!
Shapeshifter: You are a bunch of clods!
Me: We know you are but what are we?
Then U Foes, Madame Masque, Brass Knuckles, Copperhead, Hank Scorpio, Top, Taskmaster, Dayu, Vulkanus, and Ben Ravencroft came.
Nico: U Foes, Madame Masque, Brass Knuckles, Copperhead, Hank Scorpio, Top, Taskmaster, Dayu, Vulkanus, and Ben Ravencroft.
We reverted back.
Vapor: It was weird seeing you guys as us.
Vector: Almost as all of us.
Me: It was cool.
Madame Masque: But that shapeshifting battle was still cool.
Brass Knuckles: It sure was.
Me: Yeah.
Copperhead: (to Nico) We heard you went to Oktoberber Fest.
Nico: We sure did.
Hank Scorpio: And how did you guys like my team?
Me: It was awesome.
Dream Snatcher came.
Me: Dream Snatcher. Glutton for punishment aren't you.
Dream Snatcher: Yep.
Qin: Cool.
Dream Snatcher: I'd like to see the Shapeshifter shapeshift as me!
He turned into Dream Snatcher.
Me: That good enough for you?
Dream Snatcher: Yep.
Qin: Nice.
Shapeshifter reverted back.
Nico: Nice. Lets do it!
Me: COME ON YOU APES! DO YOU WANT TO LIVE FOREVER!?
We got the battles underway.
Syd Chang, Virgo, Lime (DBZ), Po, Mantis, Monkey, Becca Chang, Adelaide, Ronnie Anne, Maria Santiago, Bobby, Lori, Fluttershy, Tornado Bolt, Seabreeze, Life Skylanders, Ravage and Ratbat VS U-Foes, Dark Turtles, Wrecking Crew, Yost U-Foes, Yost Wrecking Crew, Wrecking Crew (Dexter's Lab), Rowdyruff Boys, Bunnie and Clyde, Formica Regia, Tai Lung, Jelzap (Metroid Prime), and Mortal Kombat Frost - Nico's rescue was in Germany where the Mascots drank beer during Oktoberfest and we battled a clone of Tyrian Callows and I transformed against him and unleashed hell
The U-Foes were first.
X Ray: (to Syd) Nico's rescue was in Germany where the Mascots drank beer during Oktoberfest.
Ironclad: J.D. also transformed against a clone of Tyrian Callows and unleashed hell!
Syd: Boy he sure did! J.D. Really made that monster pay!
Virgo: He sure did! And it was really epic!
Po: Boy it was the ultimate show of AWESOMENESS!
Fluttershy: J.D. really showed an amazing new form.
Tornado Bolt: We were all stunned seeing it!
Seabreeze: (Swedish Accent) Yeah that was amazing ja!
Stealth Elf: It sure was amazing to see!
Vapor: Wow! That is really amazing! We felt a massive surge of energy and power and felt that it was J.D.
Vector: We sure did! That is amazing! Lets do it!
Syd: NATRA LETS CALL THE ANIMALS!
She turned into an Animal Kingdom themed hero!
Syd: I am Lady Zoo! (ECHOING) FURY OF THE ANIMAL KINGDOM!
She fired waves of energy and spirits and the group fired waves of leaves, grass, flowers and fruit and smashed them down.
Timmy Turner, Emma (ELGVTWD), Emily Tamaki, Wind Dancer, Chester, AJ, Trixie Tang, Sanjay, Elmer, Veronica, Tootie, Twilight Sparkle, Starshine Sparkle, Magic Skylanders, Amaterasu & Tsukuyomi Marris, Layla Ratigan, Chloe Carmichael, Sabrina (Pokemon) and Molly Hale VS Madame Masque, Calendar Girl, Evil Poison Ivy, Evil Harley Quinn, Baby Dahl, Silver Swan, White Rabbit, Jellax, Prince Diamond, Turkey Skarr, Brown Cowls, and Argit - Us battling Another Saint Trinity the Evil Nun, Dunkleosteus, Ocean, Edge, Ivy, Opabinia, Mermaid, Unicorn, Pangaea, Archelon, Noodle, Octopus, Brachiosaurus, Nightmare, Anomalocaris, Joker Dopant, Pisces Zodiarts and Aqueduct who were the Keyblade Knight of Borg Prime and the Dopant Embodiments of Slaughter and Cobra
Madame Masque was next.
Masque: (to Timmy) Nico, Raiden's team, Aqueduct's team, and the others did good battling Another Saint Trinity the Evil Nun, Dunkleosteus, Ocean, Edge, Ivy, Opabinia, Mermaid, Unicorn, Pangaea, Archelon, Noodle, Octopus, Brachiosaurus, Nightmare, Anomalocaris, Joker Dopant, Pisces Zodiarts and Aqueduct. They were the Keyblade Knight of Borg Prime and the Dopant Embodiments of Slaughter and Cobra.
Timmy Turner: They sure did and it was amazing! We saw NUMEROUS kinds of Dopants with you and we saw a bad nun there too.
Emma (ELGVTWD): That was crazy seeing that.
Twilight Sparkle: But yeah and we were shocked seeing the Keyblade Knight of The planet Borg Prime.
Starshine Sparkle: Boy no kidding and the Embodiment of Slaughter is no pushover. She will tear anyone apart with extreme savagery and she is a force of carnage and brutality.
Spyro: Yeah no kidding! She is someone you do NOT want to tick off! She will dismember you alive and then eat your brain.
Masque: JEEZ! Boy I can see why! Lets do it!
Timmy Turner: MAGIRA LETS MAKE SOME MAGIC!
He turned into a Fairy Godparent themed hero!
Timmy Turner: I Am MASTER FAIRY! (ECHOING) MAGIC OF FAIRIES BLAST!
He fired a wave of magic and the group fired waves of magic and smashed them down.
Jack Atlas, Jeri Kamiya, Juran, Mai, Sara, Ryuzetsu, Carly Atlas, Akiza, Yusei, Leo, Luna, Crow, Sunset Shimmer, Pipsqueak, Fire Skylanders, Tempest Shadow and Itachi Uchiha VS Brass Knuckles, Iron Lung, Bronze Kneecap, Copper Cranium, Gilded Arches, Titanium Toenail, Golden Gut, Evil Crash Man, Ghiaccio, DJ Drummond, Dark Spyro OTR, and Devidramo - Lincoln's rescue in Vigrid
Brass Knuckles was next.
Brass Knuckles (to Jack Atlas): I heard Lincoln's rescue was in Vigrid. How was it?
Jack Atlas: It was really great and we took down Bayonetta's former teacher Morgana and she is gone for good.
Jeri Kamiya: Yeah that's for sure!
Sunset Shimmer: That was a good one too.
Pipsqueak: (British Accent) Yeah that was really fun.
Sunburn: Boy it sure was!
Brass Knuckles: That is cool! Lets do it!
Jack Atlas: REDFIEND LETS BURN!
He turned into a Red Dragon Archfiend themed hero!
Jack Atlas: I AM CRIMSON DRAGON ARCHFIEND! (ECHOING) FIRESTORM OF THE CRIMSON FLAME!
He fired waves of red fire and the group fired waves of fire and smashed them down.
Tea Gardner, Lindsey, Owen, Bridgette, Noah, Izzy, Yugi, Joey, Tristan, Duke, Rebecca, Serenity, Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Water Skylanders, Hood Sickle and Cuckoo Clocker VS Copperhead, Grundy, Shade, Black Manta, Toyman, Firefly, Lego Cheetah, Usari, Obelisk, Old Iron Face, Watermelon Tourmaline, and Mad Giraffes - Supermassive Galaxy
Copperhead was next.
Copperhead: (to Tea) Supermassive Galaxy was next. It was that big, wasn't it?
Tea: It wasn't just the galaxy! EVERYTHING Was huge! Even the enemies there!
Lindsey: It sure was amazing!
Rarity: Boy it sure was darlings! That was amazing.
Sweetie Belle: Yeah it sure was amazing!
Gill Grunt: It sure was.
Copperhead: Yeah no kidding! Lets do it!
Tea: FAIRYTIA LETS FLY THE RAINBOW!
She turned into a Fairy's Gift themed hero.
Tea: I am LADY FAIRYSTORM! (ECHOING) FAIRY RAINBOW BLAST!
She fired a wave of rainbow energy and the group fired waves of water, ice and jewels and smashed them down.
Sophie Casterwill, Jinora, Draculaura, Rochelle Goyle, Clawdeen Wolf, Venus McFlytrap, Lok, Dante Vale, Zhalia, Phoenix, Umbra, Quetzalcoatl, Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Air Skylanders, Crash Man and Quick Man VS Hank Scorpio, Selma & Patty, Collider, Comic Book Guy, Charcoal Briquette, Old King Coal, Fracker, Evil Heat Man, Hoya Makihara, Ice Kate and Kid Kold, Nine (MHA), and Piranha Plant (SSBU) - The Estate had Burglars and the Mascots used Home Alone traps
Hank Scorpio was next.
Hank Scorpio: (to Sophie) The Estate had Burglars despite the security. Good thing the Mascots used Home Alone traps.
Sophie Casterwill: (British Accent) You should have seen what happened! They used bear traps, squirt guns, snare traps, soap traps and so much more! It was like what we did in the humiliations.
Jinora: It was both funny and awesome. We saw everything that happened on the surveillance cameras and it was awesome.
Rainbow Dash: Boy it sure was! The mascots really SMASHED them up!
Scootaloo: They sure did! It was really funny and cool!
Whirlwind: Yeah it sure was!
Hank Scorpio: Boy those 2 jerks didn't know what they were in for! Also did you guys like my team?
Sophie: We sure did and it was really amazing!
Hank Scorpio: Thanks. Lets do it!
Sophie Casterwill: HOUORA LETS BURN FLIGHT!
She turned into a Phoenix themed hero!
Sophie: I am LADY PHOENIX! (ECHOING) FIRESTORM FLIGHT BLAST!
She fired a wave of fire and the group fired waves of lightning, wind and rainbows and smashed them down.
Ant Man, Andrea Davenport, Lindsey Hollywood, Syrus, Bastion, Atticus Rhodes, Thor, Spiderman, Iron Man, Black Widow, Captain America, Hawkeye, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Earth Skylanders, Octopunch and Radeeder VS Top, Grizzly, Griffin, Titanium Man, Crimson Dynamo, Living Laser, Melter, Lord Stratosfear, Hot Dog Monster (Adventure Time), Magmoor, Paradox Brothers, and Red-Eyes Darkness Dragon - The Mascots stopped 3 Serial Burglars that were wanted by the FBI in 20 states and also Trixie Lulamoon and Artha Penn's Bonding Time
Top was next.
Top: (to Ant Man) The Mascots stopped 3 Serial Burglars that were wanted by the FBI in 20 states. Also, it was time for Trixie Lulamoon and Artha Penn's Bonding Time
Ant Man: Yeah it was awesome! 2 of them were wanted by the FBI in 20 states, the other one was a girl that was forced into doing all that against her will. These are them.
He pulled out wanted posters of Robert and Lyle Albertson and a photo of my friend Connie Terrance.
Top: The Albertson Brothers!? I've heard about them! They were the most widely feared bank robbers in the country and they did everything like Bank Robberies, burglaries and petty theft over the last 10 years! Their loot was never found. But who is the girl?
Ant Man: That's J.D, Allie, Brittany and Sakura's friend Connie Terrance and she was forced into a life of crime by those two and they threatened to kill her entire family if she didn't comply.
Andrea Davenport: Boy that was awful! Sunset Shimmer found out about it with her powers and Agent Waco let her go in exchange for testimony from her against those jerks.
Applejack: And this was back 5 years ago and that was crazy!
Apple Bloom: No kidding there!
Flashwing: Yeah it was awful!
Top: That's awful! I hope she's okay. Lets do it!
Ant Man: ANTFOR LETS CRAWL!
He turned into an Ant Hero!
Ant Man: I am MASTER ANT! (ECHOING) ANTS GALORE BLAST!
He fired waves of energy and they formed into ants and the group fired waves of earth, rock, mud, boulders, lava and crystal and apples and smashed them down.
Brody Romero, Ayla, Takeru, Leeli, Hannah the Brave, Aethia, Ninja Steel Rangers, Dino Charge Rangers, Beast Morphers, ToQgers, Zyuohgers, Kiramagers, Starlight Glimmer, Cozy Glow, Undead Skylanders, Lady Deathstrike and Mystique VS Taskmaster, Carnage Queen, Ultimate Carnage (TV Show), Universe 666 Carnage, Universe 666 TAS Carnage, UA Carnage, Carnage (Super Hero Squad), Ticklepuss, Condor, Icy Angel, Bammers, and Buzz - So Gravity Falls is having Problems
Taskmaster was next.
Taskmaster: (to Brody) So Gravity Falls is having Problems. It's not every day we go there.
Brody: I know! It's not every day we do so and that is cool.
Ayla: It sure is and we were told so much about Gravity Falls and how it went through so much.
Starlight Glimmer: Boy no kidding there! That is awesome.
Cozy Glow: Yeah that sure is cool.
Hex: You got that right.
Taskmaster: That is awesome. Lets do it!
Brody: FIRENIN LETS BURN AND JUMP!
He turned into a fire ninja themed hero!
Brody: I am NINJA FLAME! (ECHOING) FIRE STYLE: FIREBALL!
He fired a wave of fire and the group fired waves of skulls, bones, blood, lightning, stars and magic and smashed them down.
Emma Goodall, Mokuro, Nerri the Willow Maiden, Neytiri, Sakuya Tachibana, Rin (Catherine), Megaforce Rangers, Samurai Rangers, RPM Rangers, Jungle Fury Rangers, Operation Overdrive Rangers, Mystic Force Rangers, Pinkie Pie, Maud Pie, Featherweight, Tech Skylanders, Scratch, Coconuts and Grounder VS Dayu, Deker, Splitface, Steeleto, Sharkjaw, Armadeevil, Nojoke, Dahlia Hawthorne, Good Cinder Fall, Good Burns, Good Lex Luthor, and Helga Von Guggen - The Shapeshifter is causing problems in Gravity Falls!? This creature is like The Thing!
Dayu was next.
Dayu: (to Emma) The Shapeshifter is causing problems in Gravity Falls!? This creature is like The Thing!
Emma Goodall: Yeah! It's in EVERY WAY like the Thing except for a bunch of big differences. The Thing imitates lifeforms by direct contact. This creature becomes anything just by looking at it. It was creepy! But this creature can't turn into the gory gruesome monstrosities that the Thing can turn into.
Mokuro: Yeah those were bad.
Pinkie Pie: Boy those were terrible and scary!
Maud Pie: (Monotonously) They sure were and Dipper and Mabel told us how they fought this creature before and how it took the form of Wendy.
Featherweight: Yeah that was crazy.
Sprocket: It sure was!
Dayu: That is crazy! Boy thank goodness you were able to see through its lies.
Scratch: Boy that is one dumb monster! HAHA HAHA!
Grounder: Yeah but I thought he was an alien.
CLANG!
Scratch hit Grounder on the head!
Grounder: OUCHIE!
Scratch: He is an Alien you Dingbot!
Dayu: Funny. Lets do it!
Emma: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! LEGACY FORCE!
She turned into the Pink Zenkaiger!
Emma: LEGACIRA LETS REMEMBER!
She turned into a Pink Rangers Hero!
Emma: I am LEGACY PINK! (ECHOING) LEGACY PINK BLAST!
She fired a wave of pink energy and the group fired waves of metal, gears and lightning and smashed them down.
Shanan, Fu the 7 Tails Jinchuriki, Emily Yumiko, Gloria Tricksenstein, Abigail Minuette, Kiya Schroedinger, Jared, Jessie, Mary, Allie, Brittney, Nicole, Princess Celestia, King Solar, Solar Eclipsa, Amber Morning, Light Skylanders, Panda King and Gantu VS Vulkanus, Zombozo, Submilino, Dr. Animo, Billy Billions, Darkstar, 2016 Charmcaster, Suzaku, Universe 666 Anubis, Universe 666 Sartorius, Universe 666 Trueman, and Bandit Keith - At least the Shapeshifter is not as bad as The Thing
Vulkanus was next.
Vulkanus: (to Shanan) At least the Shapeshifter is not as bad as The Thing. It can actually shapeshift normally.
Shanan: No when the Thing transformed it was bloody and gruesome and horrifying! This creature morphs without all that.
Vulkanus: Yeah no kidding! Did you find out what this creature was?
Shanan: As a matter of fact yes I did. This is a hyperadaptoid creature called a Secallendarian and they come from the planet Secallend and they are shapeshifting aliens that can live in any kind of environment no matter how inhospitable.
Vulkanus: WHOA! That is crazy! I've never even heard of a planet like that.
Shanan: That's because it's located in the Ursa Major Galaxy Cluster, 60 million light years away from Earth. And like what happened with the Thing when it was made by those aliens in that spaceship that crashed in Antarctica, they did the same thing. But the ship it was on was more like a prisoner transport vessel.
Vulkanus: And it was put on that ship for what reason?
Shanan: My guess is probably to dump it on a planet in another galaxy that's far and desolate and barren.
Fu: That is really crazy! We had no idea that it was used for that purpose.
Princess Celestia: Yeah we were shocked and amazed all at the same time.
King Solar: We sure were.
Solar Eclipsa: Yeah that was really crazy and scary too.
Amber Morning: No kidding!
Spotlight: Yeah that is crazy.
Vulkanus: Boy no kidding! And I think Optimus Primal went through the same thing with the Axalon and Rampage. Lets do it!
Shanan: LEAFLIFE LETS BRING THE LIFE!
She turned into a Life Fairy themed hero!
Shanan: I am MASTER COSMIC LIFE! (ECHOING) LIFE OF THE UNIVERSE BLAST!
She fired a wave of energy and the group fired waves of light and smashed them down.
Shannon Deluth Sanderson Loud, Blackfire, Caam - Serenity of Gusto, Constellar Virgo, Medium of The Ice Barrier, Laval Volcano Handmaiden, Brittney, Lucy Loud, Haiku, Dante, Persephone, Morpheus, Princess Luna, Moondust, Snowdrop, Children of The Night, Dark Skylanders, Thorn and Misty Tredwell VS Ben Ravencroft, Sanderson Sisters, Ghost of Witch McCoy, Ghost of Old Salem, Swamp Witch, Witch of Salem, Magic Man (Adventure Time), Heart, Robert Vance, Red Eye King, Jubjub Bird, and Burnis - The Shapeshifter is an Alien Experiment that broke out.
Ben Ravencroft was next.
Ben Ravencroft: (to Shannon) The Shapeshifter is an Alien Experiment that broke out. (suspiciously) How do I know it's not impersonating you?
Shannon: Don't worry. I am the real deal! Lincoln took amazing precautions and marked us with green auras to make sure we don't have any fear, trust issues and paranoia put in. That's like What the Thing did. It caused dissension and fear and distrust amongst the people.
Ben Ravencroft: And I take it that's what happened when you guys got here.
Shannon: Yeah! It was a total paranoia and distrust fest!
Blackfire: Nobody trusted anyone because they were too scared to scared to find out who was human and who wasn't.
Princess Luna: It was like what Kate Lloyd went through.
Moondust: Except this was all from one creature that can turn into anyone and anything.
Snowdrop: Yeah no kidding!
Gari: That was crazy scary!
Blackout: Yeah no kidding!
Ben Ravencroft: That is crazy! Just like with The Thing. Good thing you guys all thought ahead. Lets do it!
Shannon: BLACKRA LETS MAKE BLACK MAGIC!
She formed into a Witch hero!
Shannon: I am LADY SANDERSON THE DARK! (ECHOING) DARK MAGIC CRYSTAL STORM!
She fired waves of energy and darkness and the group fired waves of darkness and energy and smashed them down.
Tai & WarGreymon VS James Nixon MacGarfield
James Nixon MacGarfield was next.
James Nixon MacGarfield: Boy this was a crazy adventure.
Tai: Yeah no kidding!
He fired a wave of fire and smashed James down.
Matt & MetalGarurumon VS The Werewolf Ghost
The Werewolf Ghost was next.
The Werewolf Ghost growled.
Matt: Bring it on.
Matt and MetalGarurumon fired waves of lightning and smashed him down.
Sora & Phoenixmon VS Springfield Mafia
The Springfield Mafia was next.
Fat Tony: Boy this is cool that we're in this.
Louie: Must be for a theme.
Sora Takenouchi: It sure is part of one and we're ready.
Legs: Get in my way and I'll whack you in the lobanza.
Sora T.: Get in my way and I'm going to kick you in the balls!
She and Phoenixmon fired waves of fire and smashed them down.
Izzy & MegaKabuterimon VS Yokubabanger of The Electric Shock
Yokubabanger was next.
Izzy: This will be prodigious.
Izzy and MegaKabuterimon fired waves of lightning and smashed him down.
Mimi & Lillymon VS Creeper
Creeper was next.
Creeper: CREEPER!
Mimi: I'm not scared of you!
Lillymon: Me neither!
They fired waves of flowers and smashed the Creeper down.
Joe & Vikemon VS Liquidroid Wateru
Liquidroid Wateru was next.
Joe Kido: This will be so fun.
Vikemon: It sure will be.
They fired waves of water and smashed Liquidroid down.
T.K. & Seraphimon VS Sunroid Solar.
Sunroid Solar was next.
T.K.: This will be a good one.
Seraphimon: I'm looking forward to this.
T.K. and Seraphimon fired waves of light and blasted him down.
Kari Kamiya & Angewomon VS Arbormon
Arbormon was next.
Arbormon: I'm excited for this.
Kari: Me too!
Angewomon: It will be a good one.
Kari and Angewomon fired arrows of light and smashed him down.
Yolei & Aquilamon VS Undead Spell Punk
Undead Spell Punk was next.
Yolei: Okay undead freak lets do it!
Aquilamon: Lets!
They fired waves of energy and blasted the Spell Punk down.
Jeri Katou & Leomon VS Duskmon
Duskmon was next.
Duskmon: Boy this will be fun.
Jeri: It sure will be cool.
Leomon: It sure will.
They fired waves of fire and smashed him down.
Megaforce Rangers, W Riders, J.D. Knudson, Varie, Camie, Zarya, Misty Tredwell, Miia, Cassidy, Eli, Nunnally, C.C., Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily VS Dream Snatcher
Dream Snatcher was next.
Dream Snatcher: Boy that Shapeshifter is a disgusting guy. At least he's not like the Thing.
Me: No thank goodness. The Thing was made of blood, guts and gore and this guy is like an alien version of Mystique.
Varie: Yeah no kidding! That was crazy!
Camie: What a nightmare! But that horrifying creature he turned into that monstrosity of Dipper and Mabel!
Zarya: That was something that the Thing would have done.
Misty Tredwell: Yeah that was scary!
Miia: Scared Camie and Leeli bad!
Cassidy: It sure did!
Dream Snatcher: Boy that is a creature from a nightmare! Lets do it!
I teleported and opened his safe and in it was a bunch of weapons called the Destroyers of The Shape Shifter, they're a massive collection of massive greatswords with embedded colored gems and a cross etched on the 7'6" massive, wide, double-edged gold blades and blessed by the powers of Heaven, large gold wolf heads for the crossguards, large white angelic faces built into both sides of the hilts with large colored gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handles, four large wolf heads with colored gems for eyes and on the bottom of the four large wolf heads are large gold wolf heads with colored gems in their mouths for the pommels.
I teleported back with them.
Megaforce Rangers: IT'S MORPHIN TIME! GO GO MEGAFORCE!
They transformed and were ready!
W Riders: HENSHIN!
They transformed and were ready!
Troy Burrows: FURY OF THE DRAGON! MEGAFORCE RED!
Emma Goodall: FLAMES OF THE PHOENIX! MEGAFORCE PINK!
Jake Holling: VENOM OF THE SNAKE! MEGAFORCE BLACK!
Gia Moran: CLAW OF THE TIGER! MEGAFORCE YELLOW!
Noah Carver: BITE OF THE SHARK! MEGAFORCE BLUE!
Lillith: SONG OF THE SIREN! MEGAFORCE GREEN!
Troy: EARTH'S DEFENDER'S NEVER SURRENDER!
All: POWER RANGERS MEGAFORCE!
KRABBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!
A massive fiery explosion went off behind them and they were ready!
Philip: Time to count up your sins!
Me: YEAH! Lets get him!
Troy: Lets bring them together!
They formed the Megaforce Blaster and charged it up!
Me: FIRE!
We fired waves of energy and elements and blasted Dream Snatcher and he exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!
He was dead!
Me: Oh yeah! Dream Snatcher you have failed this world!
Troy Burrows: Mega Rangers that's a Mega Win!
We regrouped.
Troy: Use as many forms as you want!
Tsukasa: You'll still lose
Kamen Ride: Don Momotaro!
Kamen Ride: Saru Brother
Kamen Ride: Oni Sister!
Kamen Ride: Inu Brother!
Kamen Ride: Kiji Brother!
Kamen Ride: Don Doragoku!
Kamen Ride: Don Torabolt!
Tsukasa turned into Don Momotaro and Daiki summoned clones of the Donbrothers.
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! PEACH MOUNTAIN SHOGUNS!
They turned into the Donbrothers too!
Maria: (Turns Dial) DREAM FURY 6!
She summoned Dr. Destiny, Owl, Miriam, Vampire Twilight Sparkle, Quint and Pie King!
Nico: YEAH!
We went at the Shapeshifter and bashed and blasted him all over!
Psimion and Ikkatosh blasted him all over!
U Foes: CHEMICAL FURY BLAST!
Madame Masque: MASKS OF MAGIC BLAST!
Brass Knuckles: BRASS KNUCKLES FURY STORM!
Copperhead: SNAKES OF DOOM BLAST!
Hank Scorpio: STINGING FIRESTORM BLAST!
Top: SPINNING BULLET BLAST!
Taskmaster: ANALYSIS BLAST STORM!
Dayu: NIGHLOK FURY BLAST!
Vulkanus: DETROVITE FURY BLAST!
Ben Ravencroft: RAVENCROFT FIRESTORM BLAST!
They fired waves of energy and elements.
Kate Lloyd, MacReady, Starscream and Jetfire used the Earth, Autobot and Decepticon Cyber Planet Keys and they enhanced Kate and MacReady's powers, turned Starscream's boosters into powerful cannons and had a cannon pop out from Jetfire's back.
Kate Lloyd and Armada Starscream: THING DESTRUCTION LASER BLAST!
MacReady and Jetfire: THING DESTRUCTION CANNON STORM!
Scott Truman of RPM and Multiple Man: RPM CLONE BOMB!
Nick Russell of Mystic Force and Boomerang: MYSTIC FORCE BLAST!
Zarya Moonwolf, Mysticon of the Wolf and Knightbrace: WOLF BRACE BLAST FORCE!
Ash the Great Master of Pokemon and See-More: LIGHTNING EYE BLAST!
Shane Clarke of Ninja Storm and Weather Wizard: NINJA STORM WIZARD BLAST!
Optimus Prime of the Autobots and Evil Lyn: AUTOBOT MAGIC BLAST!
Becca Chang of the Gators and Gator Ghoul: GATOR FURY BLAST!
Keiko of the Flower Flame and Killer Croc: FLOWER FLAME CROCODILE BLAST!
Taylor of the Blood Fire and Manta Bayarsh: BLOOD FIRE MANTA BLAST!
Ink Rose of the Darkness and General Schwarz: DARKNESS ROSE BLAST!
Starlight Glimmer, Starburst Aurora, Fireheart Flame, Skull Screamer, Xavier Ghost, Nightscream "Karai" Vu~anpaiabaito, Terror-Bite Vu~anpaiabaito, Phantom, Scared Dog, Overkill the Raptor, Ash Whamp-Jack, Cozy Glow, Thorax, Sunburst, Trixie Lulamoon, Moony Moondancer, Starfall, Dove, Juniper Montage, Diamond Tiara, Silver Spoon, Toxic Horror, Louie PoisonSea and Clover the Clever, Undead Skylanders and Sir Great Britain: SKULL STORM OF EMPATHY!
They fired waves of energy and elements.
Kate Lloyd, MacReady, Starlight Glimmer, Cozy Glow, Mabel, Dipper, Pacifica, Wendy and me: GRAVITY FALLS THING DESTROYING FIRESTORM!
We fired waves of fire and energy.
Lincoln: CAVE ELEMENT STYLE: BATS!
Entrapta: CAVE LIGHTNING STYLE: CAVE WOLF SPIDER!
Perfuma: CAVE NATURE STYLE: OLM!
Frosta: CAVE ICE STYLE: TOOTH CAVE PSEUDOSCORPION!
Colette Brunell: CAVE LIGHT STYLE: CAVE BEETLE!
Ryuko Matoi (TLPS): CAVE DARK STYLE: SWIFTLET!
They fired waves of energy and elements and they formed into said cave creatures.
Lincoln and his harem: CAVE FINAL SMASH: CAVE BLAST!
They fired explosive ki blasts at the shape shifter!
Lincoln: Say farewell, you monstrous shapeshifter.
We fired massive black energy blasts that destroyed The Shape Shifter and froze him in a block of ice and beamed him to the M.O.E.
Nico: That's that for the Shape Shifter.
Me: No kidding. I almost got a headache from that monster's mayhem.
Lincoln: He tried to use his shapeshifting to fool everyone, but we saw through it and he failed and was destroyed. Now, there's one last thing to do. (Sensed a massive energy signal) And one last loose end to tie up.
Suddenly, the twelve large planets and stars orbiting around my legs, the twelve large planets orbiting around Lincoln's legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting Linka's legs the nine large orange orbs orbiting around TLPS Ms. Tarantula's legs, the ten multi-colored orbs orbiting around Duke Lincoln's legs, the eleven colored orbs orbiting around the Loud Sisters' legs, the eleven colored orbs orbiting around the legs of The Loud's friends, the eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the nine large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the nine large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Tahu, Vakama, and Nate Adams' legs, the eight large fiery red orbs orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lars and Dudley Puppy's legs, the eight large pink orbs orbiting around Lexx Loud's legs, the nine large rose pink orbs orbiting around Steven Universe's legs, the nine large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the nine emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the nine large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the nine large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the nine and eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam and Leif Loud's legs, the eleven large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn's legs, the eleven coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blood red orbs around Marco Diaz's legs, the nine large aqua blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Shark's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Skippy, Sean Bolton, and Loki Loud's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Loni Loud's legs, the nine large yellow orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Snake's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Lane Loud's legs, the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Larry Loud's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Levi Loud's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago and Nico's legs, the eleven large colored orbs orbiting around Twilight Sparkle and her friends, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around Varie, William Dunbar, and Adam Lyon's legs, the eleven large aqua blue orbs orbiting around Girl Jordan's legs, the eleven large colored orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner's legs, the eleven large gold orbs orbiting around Alex the Lion and the eight large gold orbs orbiting around Takanuva's legs, the nine large pink orbs orbiting around Rita's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our large gold Bracers of The Champions of the Universe and the Stones of Gelel that were embedded in the backs of our left hands and our gold halos with four orbiting gold rings surrounding the corners behind our heads were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming, and the imps of The Fabled Gene-Slammers were already hissing with anger.
Lincoln formed a massive diamond barrier with absorption energy surrounding the diamond barrier that protected all of us from a massively powerful volley of energy blasts, and it absorbed the blasts and they flowed into us and made us even stronger than ever.
Buster Bunny: There's no mistaking those energy signals from anywhere.
Lincoln: Not at all. Come on out, Universe 666 Captain Ginyu and Universe 666 Bonyu, or we will force you out!
Two figures came out, they were other than Universe 666 Captain Ginyu and Universe 666 Bonyu, and like with Universe 666 Broly, their eyes were completely blood red and they had a black and purple aura around them.
Nico: So, Universe 666 Captain Ginyu and Universe 666 Bonyu has arrived.
Buster Bunny: We got to stop them and free them from that leech's control.
Danger Duck: Then, that's what's going to happen.
Suddenly, Danger Duck's eyes turned neon orange and he was surrounded by a black and orange energy aura with stars, orange fire, orange lightning, black and orange darkness, ducks, phoenixes, and angels, he unholstered his massive greatsword from his back, and as he approached Universe 666 Captain Ginyu and Universe 666 Bonyu, he left black and orange energy, stars, orange fire, orange lightning, black and orange darkness, ducks, phoenixes, and angels with every step.
Danger Duck: I should've known that madman would start sending you two to come after us after what has been happening, now we're going to take you two down and free you from that lunatic.
Suddenly, Danger Duck was surrounded by a massive vortex of black and orange energy with stars, orange fire, orange lightning, and black and orange darkness surrounding the vortex, there are ducks, phoenixes, and angels flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is an orange phoenix with blue eyes gazing at Universe 666 Captain Ginyu and Universe 666 Bonyu: the eyes of salvation. Then, as the vortex faded, Danger Duck emerged, but he was changed forever.
Danger Duck grew from 6'11" to 8'3" in height, his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew even bigger and he still retained his eight-pack abs, he now has large gold metal bracers on his massive biceps and thighs, and he now has eleven large black and orange orbs orbiting around his legs, he has orange highlights in the bangs of his full head of long black hair going down to the bottom of his neck and he has a large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four orbiting golden rings on each corner behind his head, he has neon blue eyes and a black and orange energy aura with stars, orange fire, orange lightning, black and orange darkness, ducks, phoenixes, and angels surrounding him and he has an immense rainbow protective aura with elements swirling around it, he has a duck with a flame in its wings emblazoned on his forehead and Third Eye with orange iris, he has on his Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with orange gems on the gold flame links and orange crystal links and an orange duck-shaped Element of Harmony and on the bottom of the Element of Harmony is a duck with orange gems for eyes and the Fire, Lightning, Dark, Star, and Eternity Kanjis in its flippers for the pendant and he has on a white and gold accented choker on his neck, he has on a black tank top with orange phoenix on it, large black pants with orange flames on the legs, black knee-high boots with flame buckles and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with stars, orange fire, orange lightning, black and orange darkness, ducks, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails and on the back is a phoenix, angel, and duck with stars, fire, lightning, and orange and black darkness surrounding the phoenix, angel, and duck. Suddenly, Danger Duck felt a sharp pain on his now wider and more muscular back, and then, his massive black angel wings with orange tips on the black feathers grew and sprouted out of his back. Danger Duck has on a Ring of The Phoenix with orange gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on his right ring finger and Blue Lantern Ring on his left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in his left hand.
Suddenly, Danger Duck's massive Sword of Penelope and all of the greatswords and swords he'd gotten began merging together and they're surrounded by a kaleidoscope of black and orange energy, stars, orange fire, orange lightning, black and orange darkness, ducks, phoenixes, and angels, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Danger Duck's Acme Future Orange Firestorm Lightning Darkness Duck Angel Greatsword of Acme Future Orange Firestorm Lightning Darkness Duck Angel Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded orange gems and the silhouette of Daffy Duck etched on the 7'9" massive, wide, double-edged black blade, large black duck heads for the crossguard, large white angel faces built into both sides of the hilt and large orange gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large black duck heads with orange gems for eyes and in their open mouths and on the bottom of the duck heads is a large black duck head with orange gems for eyes and in its open mouth for the pommel, he has on his new large gold Bracers of The Champions of The Universe with large orange gems on his wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet on his left gold Bracer, new large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold duck head with orange gems for eyes and large orange gem in his mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on his right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on his left hip. There's an orange kanji below the phoenix, duck, and angel that said, "Danger Duck, Member of The Loonatics, Descendant of Daffy Duck, Brother of Plucky Duck, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Orange Fire, Orange Lightning, Orange and Black Darkness, Ducks, and Angels"
デンジャー・ダック、ルーナティクスのメンバー、ダフィー・ダックの子孫、元気なダックの兄弟、宇宙の勇敢な戦士、宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先の守護者、擁護者、そして救世主、宇宙への希望の大使であり灯台、マスター友情とエレメントの力、天界のゼルナガの怒りのマスター、ブラックゲートのマスター、究極の善の究極の力、真実の真の女神、正義、愛、思いやり、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠、正直さ、寛大さ、優しさ、無私の心、勇気、そして信頼、悪の破壊者とスレイヤー、錯乱した、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、そしてオレンジファイアのマスター、オレンジライトニング、オレンジそして黒い闇とアヒルと天使
Danger Duck has transformed into SSUPER ANGEL-ACME FUTURE GEN KNIGHT-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL ACME FUTURE COSMIC ORANGE ENERGY LIGHTNING ORANGE FIRESTORM DARKNESS DUCK ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL ACME FUTURE COSMIC ORANGE ENERGY LIGHTNING ORANGE FIRESTORM DARKNESS DUCK ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL ACME FUTURE COSMIC ORANGE ENERGY LIGHTNING ORANGE FIRESTORM DARKNESS DUCK ANGEL HOPE!
We were amazed by Danger Duck's Super Angel-Acme Future Gen Knight-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation, but when Universe 666 Captain Ginyu and Universe 666 Bonyu saw it, they fired energy blasts at Danger Duck, but Danger Duck teleported out of the way and he fired a massive barrage of black and orange energy, stars, orange fire, orange lightning, black and orange darkness, ducks, phoenixes, and angels which hits Universe 666 Captain Ginyu and Universe 666 Bonyu and they exploded, they got back up, but now, they were enraged.
Lincoln: WHOA!
Ace Bunny: Nice.
The toons did extremely wild takes upon seeing what Danger Duck did.
Bugs Bunny: WHAT THE?!
Buster Bunny: Even I'm stunned by what we just saw, Bugs!
Danger Duck: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Cosmic Eternal Acme Future Cosmic Orange Energy Lightning Orange Firestorm Darkness Duck Angel and Divine Cosmic Eternal Acme Future Cosmic Orange Energy Lightning Orange Firestorm Darkness Duck Angel Hope) That's only the beginning. Now, let's do this!
Daffy Duck: We're also joining in. Come, Plucky.
Plucky Duck: On it.
Daffy Duck and Plucky Duck joined Danger Duck.
Me: Okay, now things are really going to end badly for them. We know how much of a screwball Daffy can be, so you can guess they'll be driven mad.
Woody Woodpecker: Sure I've had my reputation for driving people off the wall, but with Daffy, ugh, forget it. They'll be begging for someone to put them out of their misery. (To Sebastian) And don't even think about it, wiseguy.
Sebastian Mendez: (GROWLS)
Nico: You caught onto him quick, Woody.
Woody Woodpecker: I always know when to catch the first sign of trouble.
Danger Duck, Daffy Duck, and Plucky Duck went after Universe 666 Captain Ginyu and Universe 666 Bonyu, and he fired extremely powerful blasts of orange and green energy, stars, fire, flames, orange fire, orange lightning, black and orange darkness, explosives, ducks, phoenixes, and angels at Universe 666 Captain Ginyu and Universe 666 Bonyu, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit them. Then, they attacked them with their massive greatswords and left scars on them.
Bugs Bunny: Whoa, those three ducks are literally tearing them to shreds.
Buster Bunny: They sure are.
Sebastian was about to attack in his Demon Angel Mode, but he wound up getting hit in the stomach by Buster and sent flying into a coffin of spikes which closed shut, and he came out and had bleeding wounds which sealed up and his clothes repaired.
Danger Duck, Daffy Duck, and Plucky Duck threw bombs at Universe Captain Ginyu and Universe 666 Bonyu which exploded and knocked them out cold, and then, they were bound with chains of light by Lincoln.
Buster Bunny: Here goes. PURIFICATION STYLE NINJA ART: POISONOUS DARKNESS PURIFICATION!
Buster Bunny fired a beam of purifying white light which hit Universe 666 Captain Ginyu and Universe 666 Bonyu and removed every trace of the poisonous darkness that infected them, and they were restored and sent to Good Luthor. We all cheered wildly as Danger Duck, Daffy Duck, and Plucky Duck holstered their massive greatswords on their backs and powered down, and Danger Duck's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, large gold halo, and massive black angel wings are permanent.
Nico: Okay, now...that...was...AWESOME!
Me: It sure was, that was really incredible.
Eli: And we freed the Universe 666 versions of The Ginyu Force from Universe 666 Sebastian and we really dealt a nasty blow to him.
Suddenly, we heard a loud demonic roar and it was coming from Acme Acres.
Lincoln: And we pissed him off even more, and Good Luthor will be keeping an eye on them and the others.
Me: Yeah, there's no telling what other nasty surprises that Universe 666 Sebastian had on them. So, Lincoln, who are we meeting tomorrow?
Lincoln: I've got a couple of smoking hot ones: Akane Nanaya, the Silverbolt Gene-Slammer, Bella Nanaya, the Jetfire Gene-Slammer, Chara Nanaya, the Air Raid Gene-Slammer, Dana Nanaya, the Breakaway Gene-Slammer, Elenore Nanaya, the Wing Saber Gene-Slammer, Kiara Nanaya, the Whirl Gene-Slammer, Linda Nanaya, the Powerglide Gene-Slammer, and Nala Nanaya, the Stratosphere Gene-Slammer.
Makoto Nanaya: (GASPS) My sisters?!
Selene Arcangela: Makoto's sisters A.K.A. The Nanaya Sisters?! Awesome, and you guys are going to love meeting them, Akane Nanaya, the Silverbolt Gene-Slammer, Bella Nanaya, the Jetfire Gene-Slammer, Chara Nanaya, the Air Raid Gene-Slammer, Dana Nanaya, the Breakaway Gene-Slammer, Elenore Nanaya, the Wing Saber Gene-Slammer, Kiara Nanaya, the Whirl Gene-Slammer, Linda Nanaya, the Powerglide Gene-Slammer, and Nala Nanaya, the Stratosphere Gene-Slammer are Lincoln's Guardian Angels from Japan and classmates in Gym, and like their sister, Makoto Nanaya, they're squirrel girls and deadly but beautiful martial artists. They, Lincoln, and Makoto would all practice martial arts together and even fought off those who would try to harm Lincoln.
Makoto Nanaya: And they're easy to identify: Akane has violet hair with matching crop top and mini skirt, Bella has magenta hair with matching crop top and mini skirt, Chara has orange hair with matching crop top and mini skirt, Dana has blue hair with crop top and mini skirt, Elenore has pink hair with matching crop top and mini skirt, Kiara has yellow hair with matching crop top and mini skirt, Linda has red hair with matching crop top and mini skirt, and Nala has black hair with matching crop top and mini skirt.
Selene Emperyous: And here's the story with them: after Makoto and her sisters saved Lincoln's life from chandler and his goons and that was before Ronnie Anne came into the picture, Lincoln ended up taking Makoto and her sisters on a date to a lake where they kissed each other on the lips while underwater. Lincoln made the Nanaya Sisters beautiful bracelets, and to show thanks, they each kissed Lincoln on the lips. As a result, Lincoln ended up falling in love with Makoto and her sisters and swore that when he comes of age, he will marry Makoto and her sisters along with the rest of his harem, and they hate Chandler and his goons with a passion.
Nico: Whoa!
Ronnie Anne: I also had no idea about Makoto and her sisters with Lincoln before I came into the picture. But, Makoto told me everything, and I should've known Chandler and his dumb goons would do something to get them mad.
Me: You said a mouthful.
Nico: With Dark Chandler gone forever and his goons thrown in The Charon Reform School for the rest of their lives, hopefully, things will be normal.
Lincoln: Not so, Nico. Remember with Fay Reikova? They still won't trust him especially after all of the horrible things he did to me in the past.
Nico: Oh, right.
Top: This guy will be a great addition to our ranks.
Taskmaster: Damn straight!
Dayu: I've never seen many shapeshiftings in my life.
Me: Me neither.
Vulkanus: I have. (to Ben Tennyson) From you
Ben Tennyson: You're right.
Ben Ravencroft: Let's celebrate at the Mystery Shack.
Nico: Yep. Great job today everyone.
Dipper: (To the viewers) This was a wicked scary one.
Nico: Yep.
We went to the Mystery Shack and celebrated and then went back home and enjoyed the rest of the day and went to sleep.
THE END
Another awesome chapter done.
Boy this was a scary one. But this chapter was for the Gravity Falls Shapeshifter and that monster was scary and ugly! It reminded me of The Thing and it was not as scary. But it was scary enough! Mark Hamill did a great job voicing it back then.
for tomorrow, the next one to face another of the resurrected mind-controlled Universe 666 Z-Fighters' foes is Taz.
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For the next rescue Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Donbrothers, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Princess Anita, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Kamen Rider (1971), Hibiki Riders, Agito Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Faiz Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Dragon Knight Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Wallflower Blush, Alice Kingsleigh, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Sakura Knudson, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman and his counterparts, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Venus, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily as well as Hank Scorpio, Evil Heat Man, Badonna, Morticon, El Jefe and President Koopa as well as Sophie Casterwill, Jinora, Draculaura, Rochelle Goyle, Clawdeen Wolf and Venus McFlytrap and we're going to Gemina to battle Tazma, a clone of her made by Universe 666 Sebastian and we're going to make sure she never returns. And we're going to see Zarya transform and it will be epic! Also we're going to battle Another Ice King, Flame Queen, Ricardio, Evil Heat Man and Hank Scorpio who are the Keyblade Knight of Baku & Son'a and the Embodiment of Stalactite and Buffalo and we're going to meet a gene-slammer for Aqua Man and her name is Adalia Aqua. She is a master of water.
For Lincoln's rescue tomorrow, we're heading to Florida, but we got bad news: it appears that our lowlife cheating overly-competitive asshole enemies, Stan and Steak Stankco, have broken out of The Broccoli Mine Prison in Saskatchewan, Canada, and the bad news is eating nothing but broccoli for the last few years had caused those morons to turn into hulking musclebound behemoths, and they broke out and they want revenge on us, fat chance of that happening. And we're going to meet the next group of Cybertronian Gene-Slammers, their names are Akane Nanaya, the Silverbolt Gene-Slammer, Bella Nanaya, the Jetfire Gene-Slammer, Chara Nanaya, the Air Raid Gene-Slammer, Dana Nanaya, the Breakaway Gene-Slammer, Elenore Nanaya, the Wing Saber Gene-Slammer, Kiara Nanaya, the Whirl Gene-Slammer, Linda Nanaya, the Powerglide Gene-Slammer, and Nala Nanaya, the Stratosphere Gene-Slammer A.K.A. the Nanaya Sisters, these eight girls are Lincoln's Guardian Angels from Japan and classmates in Gym, and like their sister, Makoto Nanaya, they're squirrel girls and deadly but beautiful martial artists. They, Lincoln, and Makoto would all practice martial arts together and even fought off those who would try to harm Lincoln. Akane has violet hair with matching crop top and mini skirt, Bella has magenta hair with matching crop top and mini skirt, Chara has orange hair with matching crop top and mini skirt, Dana has blue hair with crop top and mini skirt, Elenore has pink hair with matching crop top and mini skirt, Kiara has yellow hair with matching crop top and mini skirt, Linda has red hair with matching crop top and mini skirt, and Nala has black hair with matching crop top and mini skirt. After Makoto and her sisters saved Lincoln's life from chandler and his goons and that was before Ronnie Anne came into the picture, Lincoln ended up taking Makoto and her sisters on a date to a lake where they kissed each other on the lips while underwater. Lincoln made the Nanaya Sisters beautiful bracelets, and to show thanks, they each kissed Lincoln on the lips. As a result, Lincoln ended up falling in love with Makoto and her sisters and swore that when he comes of age, he will marry Makoto and her sisters along with the rest of his harem, and they hate Chandler and his goons with a passion.
Get ready for some laughs as we honor the great Rodney Dangerfield by meeting Rover Dangerfield who is funny and awesome and we're going to battle Rocky the gangster and kill him.
See you next time.
