This chapter is based on Rover Dangerfield.
In honor of the great Rodney Dangerfield.
In Drake City on the planet Gemina was Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Donbrothers, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Princess Anita, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Kamen Rider (1971), Hibiki Riders, Agito Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Faiz Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Dragon Knight Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Wallflower Blush, Alice Kingsleigh, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Sakura Knudson, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman and his counterparts, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Venus, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily as well as Hank Scorpio, Evil Heat Man, Badonna, Morticon, El Jefe and President Koopa as well as Sophie Casterwill, Jinora, Draculaura, Rochelle Goyle, Clawdeen Wolf and Venus McFlytrap and we were there for an awesome and fun rescue.
Me: Boy been a while since we were on Gemina.
Zarya: It sure feels great to be home.
Lola: Boy we came here many times and dealt with all of the Mysticons major enemies.
Xenia: We sure did.
Me: Boy those were all amazing adventures.
Camie: Wow!
Me: Yep. Those were really fun and cool. We had a lot of fun on those.
Zarya: I'll never forget meeting you the first time for that J.D.
Me: Me too Zarya. That was so fun.
Laney: It sure was.
Sophie Casterwill: (British Accent) Boy I heard so much about that. That was fun.
Lana: It sure was awesome.
Me: When we started coming here I wasn't nearly as powerful back then as I am right now.
Zarya: No kidding.
Nico: Sophie, I want to thank you, Hank Scorpio, and your teams for coming
Sophie: It's my pleasure Nico. This will be fun.
Jinora: I'm really excited for this one.
Lola: We all are.
Camie: Where exactly did you guys find Gemina?
Me: We found it all the way over in the Pinwheel Galaxy and it was amazing. Also that was 4 days before the Great Wizard War where we killed Voldemort and his followers. Our first enemy here back then was Tazma.
I went over what happened back then in chapter 996 and it was awesome.
When I was finished everyone that hadn't heard about it was amazed.
Twilight Sparkle: Wow! So that's how you and Zarya met.
Me: Yep.
Xenia: That was so awesome.
Camie: That is cool J.D.
Nico: That also brought our worlds together. Tazma was the first of the Mysticons many enemies that we needed to destroy.
Laney: Yep.
Sunset Shimmer: That is amazing.
Me: Yep. Tazma was just the beginning back then. We had to take down all of Necrafa's evil forces one by one.
Varie: We sure did.
Nico: Jinora, are you honored to meet Aang?
Jinora: I sure am. Aang is a legend among the Air Nomads and the world wouldn't have been saved if it weren't for him.
Me: Everyone did a great part in that entire battle back then. Including us.
Varie: That was awesome.
Jinora: Boy no kidding. Avatar Aang will forever be remembered for everyone to admire.
Me: Yep. Now it's Korra's turn.
Jinora: That's right.
Nico: Technically, it's both of their turns
Me: That's true.
Jinora: Yeah it sure is. But it's great that the Air Nomads are now fully restored.
Me: Thank goodness. The Air Nomad Restoration Program worked perfectly.
Laney: It sure did.
Camie: I'm so happy it did.
Varie: Yep.
Me: Yeah.
Kate Lloyd: Thank goodness. Wow! It's amazing we had to battle a Thing-Like monster in Gravity Falls yesterday.
Me: Boy no shit. That was crazy.
Nico: Yeah! And that creature was freaky! We saw it change into MANY kinds of creatures.
Me: Including some of our major enemies that we fought over the years.
Laney: Yeah! And the Joker! Which he sounded like!
Lily: Yeah that was creepy!
Maria: They were mostly Omnitrix Aliens
Me: Yeah no kidding! But that was cool to see. But it was horrifying that he turned into a Thing-Esque style creature that looked like Dipper and Mabel stuck together.
Lola: Yeah that was scary!
Kate Lloyd: It sure was!
Earth Chan: That was scary seeing that.
Camie: Scared me and Leeli bad.
Leeli: Yeah it sure did. But it was cool that we faced him.
Girl Jordan: It sure was.
Nico: And we turned into Anothers of our Archenemies.
Me: Boy that was cool doing that.
Qin: It sure was. Samara Slaughter did an amazing thing for us with that.
Me: She sure did. And all it took was her eating Swartz's leg and his blood.
Nico turned green.
Me: Oops.
Qin: Oh boy.
Me: Regardless it was cool being Anothers like that.
Lola: Yeah that was cool.
I pulled out the ridewatch for Lord Drakkon.
Me: It's going to be awesome being Anothers like that.
Laney: Yeah.
Nico: Too bad it only turned into the first 10 Omnitrix Aliens
Me: I'm sure it has many more creatures than just those.
Shanan: Oh it does. Bella told me that the sample she got from the shapeshifter has over 523,923,126,342,785,547,347,953,433,999 aliens in it.
WE GASPED!
Me: WHOA! That is far more than The Thing.
Nico: No shit!
Me: Wow! We're going to be in for a wild ride seeing all of them. Looks like Dark Spicer is going to show us new predators and new aliens that the Shapeshifter can turn into.
Nico: Yeah no kidding.
Maria: I like to see anything attack Gemina now with Necrafa dead!
Me: I have a feeling nothing will. But Gemina is so beautiful and peaceful now that the Spectral Hand and all of Necrafa's forces are all dead.
Nico: Yep.
Zarya: But there are still minor evils out there.
Qin: That's true. The job of the Mysticons is never finished.
Me: Just like our job as Team Loud Phoenix Storm is never finished.
Nico: Yep. Even after we defeat Xehanort and Banish Him to the Black Gates with the Dark Orbs, our job is NEVER finished.
Me: That's right.
May: After all, when we get to having the Geats and King Ohger teams to join us, there's bound to be SOME bad guys there.
Me: Yep. We'll be ready for them.
Lola: Yeah.
Varie: And it will always be fun.
Maria: But for now, let's enjoy some peace and quiet.
Nico: Yeah.
Me: But soon the Geats team will join us. They just finished their series.
Nico: Yep.
Eli: When do you think the King-Ohgers will be done?
Me: Sometime probably in February next year. The Donbrothers didn't get finished until February earlier this year.
Nico: Yeah.
Taro: That's true.
Me: Yep. And after Geats got finished they got another awesome new series of Kamen Riders underway. Kamen Rider Gotchard.
Sento: Wow! I heard that it's centered around the elements of Chemistry and The Periodic Table.
Me: That's what I heard about. That is cool.
Lisa Loud: That is something that is right up my alley.
Me: I agree there.
Lola: What monsters will they face now?
Me: They are called the Malgam and they are buttugly sons of bitches.
Qin: Yikes! What is their goal?
Me: Well it just got started so it's still unknown.
Nico: It's gonna be very exciting.
Qin: Yeah. Who is the main bad guy in Gotchard?
Me: Some guy named Venomdake. I have no idea what he is or what he is gonna do.
Nico: Let's not worry about that right now.
Me: Yeah. We still have a year to find out. But we'll worry about it later.
Qin: Yeah.
Me: But the whole series looks cool.
Nico: It sure does.
Me: But those Ride Chemy Cards they use are cool.
Nico: Is that the Legend Items they have in Gotchard?
Me: Yep. I got one right here. I found it yesterday.
I pulled out a Legend Rider Chemy Card for Saber.
Nico: Wow for Kamen Rider Saber!
Me: Yeah. I don't know what it does but it looks awesome.
Nico: Let's be patient about it.
Me: Right.
I put it back in my vest.
Me: These Chemy Cards remind me of the Rouse Cards and the Advent Cards from Dragon Rider.
Kazuma: They sure do.
Qin: Yeah.
Me: But we'll wait and see later.
Nico: Let's just enjoy the peace and quiet.
Me: Yeah.
We looked at the clouds of Gemina and they were beautiful.
I was reading some verses from the Eternal Phoenix Wonder Ride Book.
Me: (In my head) (Reading) "After the evil darkness was defeated, the powerful Eternal Phoenix swooped down and rejuvenated the land that was ravaged with new life and brought beautiful life and restored nature. Restoring the beauty to all the land and creatures great and small. Bringing new life from the ashes of evil."
The phoenix flew in and restored the land that once was torn apart by Necrafa and the battle we had with her.
Nico: Good as new.
Me: Yep. As if Necrafa and the Spectral Hand never even existed.
Zarya: Good riddance.
Lola: Wow that was awesome.
Me: Yep.
Lincoln: Okay, guys, we've got ourselves a huge emergency, and J.D., Zarya, this is one you are so not going to like one bit: we got word that a clone of Tazma Grimm is here, and she's coming after you, J.D., for revenge for what you did in killing Necrafa.
We gasped, and I drank a cup of water and did a spit take and sprayed water on a nearby tree.
Me: WHAT!? A clone of that shadow bitch! Universe 666 Sebastian, you fucking mad lunatic!
Sebastian appeared in a tornado of Divine Darkness.
Sebastian Mendez: Okay, now he's really gone too far. I'll fix him.
Sebastian fired a blast of Divine Darkness that was sent flying to his castle in Acme Acres, and when it hit him, he screamed in agonizing pain and he was really burned badly as we saw it through a one-way viewing window Lincoln made.
Nico: WHOA! So, that's what happens when a creature of pure undeniable evil is hit by a blast of Divine Darkness.
Sebastian Mendez: Yep. Lincoln, get the rest of the team here.
Lincoln called the rest of the team here.
Lori: We heard everything, and we're literally ready for that shadow bitch.
Lincoln: Without a doubt. (Sensed for the Tazma Grimm Clone) AHA! Gotcha! I just spotted the clone of Tazma Grimm, she's 20 yards away and she's already causing havoc.
Nico: Let's head on over and trash that bitch.
Lincoln: Yeah! (Sensed Flip's musclebound thugs) Uh oh, hold up, I sensed a massive army of Flip's musclebound thugs also heading right for us.
Nico: (GROWLS) That mutant just doesn't even know when to quit!
Suddenly, we saw a massive army of Flip's musclebound thugs arrive, and they came barreling towards us in a fit of rage.
Lincoln: I knew there was no mistaking the stench of B.O. in the air!
Lincoln fired vacuum tubes from his chest which latched onto the chests of Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs, and then, the vacuum tubes literally began sucking Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs dry of all their massive muscle mass, virility, blood, and physical strength, and all of it was being pumped into Lincoln and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed and he also grew even stronger. When Lincoln was done, the vacuum tubes detached themselves from the chests of the thugs and went back into Lincoln, and the thugs were now dead from blood loss and thin as a rake and he fired a blast of red energy and destroyed them leaving them as ashes. Then, we set our sights on the Tazma Grimm clone.
Nico: This is gonna be good.
Me: Now you guys are going to see how evil Tazma is. She was the very first bad guy we killed her on Gemina.
Zarya: That is for sure.
Poromon: I hope we can finish this up so I can finish what I was working on.
Me: We'll try to make this fast.
Camie: What's Poromon working on?
Me: A VERY complex and very complicated Quantum Physics equation.
Laney: We'll have to see what it is.
Lisa Loud: I'm more than willing to provide some assistance if needed.
Poromon: Thanks Lisa. I would greatly appreciate that.
We were flying, and then, we saw the Tazma Grimm clone causing havoc and she was laughing malevolently.
Lincoln: There she is. J.D., let's get her together.
Me: Got it.
Lincoln unholstered his massive greatsword and his angelic and demonic greatswords appeared at his sides and I unholstered my massive greatsword. Then, he and I went at the Tazma Grimm clone, and we slashed her with our massive greatswords and Lincoln's angelic and demonic greatswords also slashed the Tazma Grimm clone.
SLASH! SLASH! SLASH! SLASH! SLASH! SLASH! SLASH! SLASH! SLASH! SLASH! SLASH! SLASH! SLASH!
Nico: WHOA! Dang, you guys are seriously tearing her apart. Save some for the rest of us.
Lincoln and I kicked the Tazma Grimm clone away as the rest of the team landed and the Tazma Grimm clone growled in anger at me.
Tazma Grimm: YOU WILL PAY FOR WHAT YOU DID TO NECRAFA!
Me: Necrafa got what she deserved, you miserable bitch.
Zarya: And so will you. Even if you're just a clone of Tazma, you're still as bad as she is.
Me: Necrafa totally underestimated our power.
Nico: That's right!
Me: She got what was coming like you did!
Nico: We defeated you once and we can do it again!
Tazma growled ferociously!
Tazma Grimm: YOU FUCKING MYSTICONS! THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT! IF YOU HADN'T BUTTED IN WE WOULD BE RULING THIS WORLD! YOU JUST HAD TO GET INVOLVED!
Arkayna: You are completely delusional Tazma!
Me: Yeah you deluded and traitorous loser! Necrafa was going to destroy the entire universe and rule over it in the name of Evil.
Eli: Yeah! She would have killed you after she was done with you.
Kaito: CHANGE ZENKAI!
He turned into the Zenkaiser!
Kaito: SECRET POWER! ZENKAISER! ゼンカイザー
He was ready for action!
Lola: Yeah!
Tazma: I DON'T CARE HOW MANY...
KROW!
Zarya kicked her in her face and smashed her into a rock and she screamed in pain!
Me: Nice one!
Kaito got out a Sentai gear.
He used the Changeman Gear!
Kaito: Try this! AURA OF THE STARS!
He flared up an aura in the shape of a Star Dragon and fired waves of stars and blasted Tazma all over.
Me: Awesome! Time for this too!
I used the Saber Gear on my sword and it formed into a Wonder Ride Book Sword!
Me: Cool! This will be interesting! Saber Riders?
Touma: Lets do it!
They put their Wonder Ride Books on my sword in a 12 Point Star Formation.
Me: (Quoting Verse) "The 12 Swords United with the power of the heros blade and with the combined power of all the swords and their books they granted the power to defeat the mightest of enemies."
It formed into an awesome UNIVERSE LITERATURE SWORD!
Me: WHOA!
Nico: That is cool!
Camie: Wow!
2012 Mikey: Booyakasha!
He bashed Tazma all over.
Me: Lets see what this baby can do. FIRE OF THE BRAVE DRAGON!
I swung my sword and it formed a massive vortex of fire that formed into a Fire Dragon!
Me: (Quotes Verse) "With a mighty swirl of fire rising out of the deepest abyss, a mighty dragon rose from the depths ready to deliver justice to its enemies and bring those that were evil to oblivion."
The dragon fired a wave of fire and I fired waves of fire and blasted Tazma all over!
Qin: WHOA!
Touma: That was awesome!
Me: How about this. THE COLD OF THE ICY LION!
I swung my sword and it formed a vortex of ice that formed into an Ice Lion!
Me: (Quotes Verse) "From the Cold of the Ice Lands of the frozen north came the mighty king of the icy lands, the Lion of Cold and he was ready to defend the lands of cold against all evil."
He roared and blasted ice blasts and they hit Tazma and blasted her all over.
Lana: Awesome!
Rintaro: Wow! That was amazing!
Mikey Kudo: Digimon Fuse!
Shoutmon merged with 10 Digimon and formed into SHOUTMON X10!
Nico: OH YEAH!
He charged at her and slashed and blasted Tazma all over!
Qin: Take that!
Me: I call down the Thunder! STRIKE OF THE GENIE OF THE LAMP OF LIGHTNING!
I swung my sword and massive strikes of yellow lightning hit all over!
Me: (Quotes Verse) "With a rub of the lamp, the mystical Genie of the Lamp came to grant a powerful wish and bring the great desire to his master and that was to strike his enemies with powerful lightning from the heavens."
I fired a wave of lightning and it hit Tazma and electrocuted her!
Laney: Awesome!
Lincoln: WOW! That was awesome!
Kento: Wow! That was awesome! Well done!
Me: Thanks.
Suddenly, Zarya's eyes turned neon blue, as she was surrounded by a blue and snow white energy aura with stars, moonlight, magic, wolves, phoenixes, and angels surrounding her, she unholstered her Zarya Moonwolf's Eternal Angelic Mystic Wolf Phoenix Bow of Mysticon Wolf Ranger Justice, and as she approached the Tazma Grimm clone, she left behind blue and snow white energy, stars, moonlight, magic, wolves, phoenixes, and angels with every step.
Zarya: Even if you're just a clone of Tazma Grimm, you're still just as evil and fucked-up as she is, but even worse, you were given life thanks to that monstrous demon, Universe 666 Sebastian, you reek of the Infernal Darkness that brought you to life, and you must be destroyed here and now.
Suddenly, Zarya was surrounded by a massive vortex of blue and snow white energy with stars, moonlight, and magic surrounding it, there's a pack of wolves running around the vortex, and in the vortex is a snow white phoenix with red eyes glaring at the Tazma Grimm clone: the red eyes of judgement. Then, as the vortex faded, Zarya Moonwolf emerged, but she was changed forever.
(THE WOLF AND THE MOON BY BRUNUHVILLE PLAYS)
Zarya Moonwolf grew from 7'9" to 8'0" in height, she has metal gold bracers on her biceps and thighs, and she now has eleven large purple and white orbs orbiting around her legs, she has the body of a goddess, she has white highlights in the bangs of her purple hair along with white tips in her hair and she has a large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four large orbiting golden rings on each corner behind her head, she has neon blue eyes and a neon blue energy aura with stars, magic, moonlight, wolves, phoenixes, and angels surrounding her and immense rainbow protective aura with elements swirling around it, she has a wolf howling at the full moon emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with blue iris, she has on wolf head stud earrings with blue gems for eyes and the Moon, Magic, and Eternity Kanjis on its heads, she also has on her Elemental Phoenix Necklace of Eternal Love with blue gems on the gold full moon links and blue crystals from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and blue wolf-shaped Element of Harmony, and on the bottom of the Element of Harmony are a phoenix and wolf pendant with blue gems for eyes and they're both holding the Moon, Magic, and Eternity Kanjis in their claws and she has on a white and gold accented choker on her neck. Zarya has on a dark blue sleeveless blouse and dark blue short-sleeved shirt with snow white phoenix on it, dark blue skirt with wolf howling at the full moon, blue pants, blue leather knee-high combat boots, and a long sleeveless white trenchcoat with magic and stars on the coattails, and on the back is the full moon with a wolf howling and a phoenix flying in the skies. Suddenly, Zarya felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive purple angel wings with stars and the full moon shining with white tips on the purple feathers grew much bigger for her new body and her eleven massive and long purple wolf tails with white tips and blue markings grew much bigger and longer. Zarya Moonwolf has on her Ring of The Phoenix with large blue gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in the middle on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger, and her cutie mark is on her left shoulder and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand.
Suddenly, Zarya Moonwolf's massive Zarya Moonwolf's Eternal Angelic Mystic Wolf Phoenix Bow of Mysticon Wolf Ranger Justice and all the greatswords and swords began merging together, and they were surrounded by a massive vortex of blue and white energy with stars, moonlight, magic, wolves, phoenixes, and angels, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Zarya Moonwolf's Eternal Magic Mysticon Wolf Moon Phoenix Angel Bow of Mysticon Wolf Ranger Wolf Moon Phoenix Angel Justice, it's a brand new large longbow measuring at 7'9" in length with massive blue angel wings for the large longbow's limbs and in the upper limb is a wolf and a phoenix and long midnight black grip and she has a large blue quiver with the wolf and phoenix printed on the quiver with unlimited arrows inside, she has on her new large gold Bracers of The Champions of The Universe with blue gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet on her left gold Bracer, her new gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold wolf head with blue gems for eyes and a large blue gem in its mouth for the belt buckle, large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold dragon head with rainbow gems for the eyes and a large rainbow gem in its open mouth for the belt buckle, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and her Sword of The Northern Kai holstered on her left hip and her Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her right hip. There's a white kanji below the full moon with the wolf and the phoenix that said, "Zarya Moonwolf, Princess of The Phoenix Wolf Moon, Mysticon Wolf Ranger, Sister of Arkayna Goodfey and Friend of Piper Willowbrook and Emerald Goldenbraid, Brave Second-In-Command of The Mysticons, Loving Future Wife and Supporter of James Dean Knudson, Destroyer of Tazma Grimm, Necrafa, and The Spectral Hand, Archenemy of Knightbrace, Sister of The Zenkaigers, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Moonlight, Magic, Wolves, and Arrows"
ザリア・ムーンウルフ、フェニックス・ウルフ・ムーンの王女、ミスティコン・ウルフ・レンジャー、アルケイナ・グッドフェイの妹でパイパー・ウィローブルックとエメラルド・ゴールデンブレイドの友人、ミスティコンの勇敢な副司令官、愛情深い将来の妻であり、タズマの破壊者ジェームス・ディーン・クヌードソンの支持者グリム、ネクラファ、そしてスペクトラルハンド、ナイトブレイスの宿敵、ゼンカイジャーの妹、宇宙の勇敢な戦士、宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先の守護者、擁護者、そして救世主、宇宙への希望の大使であり灯台、マスター友情とエレメントの力、天界のゼルナガの怒りのマスター、ブラックゲートのマスター、究極の善の究極の力、真実の真の女神、正義、愛、思いやり、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠、正直さ、寛大さ、優しさ、無私の心、勇気、そして信頼、破壊者であり悪の殺戮者、狂った、殺人的、無慈悲でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、そして月光、魔法、狼、そして矢
Zarya Moonwolf has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-MYSTICON WOLF RANGER-JANUARY WOLF MOON-GOD-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA STELLAR MOONLIGHT MYSTICON WOLF RANGER MOONLIGHT MAGIC STELLAR WOLF MOON GOD PHOENIX ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC STELLAR MOONLIGHT MYSTICON WOLF RANGER MOONLIGHT MAGIC STELLAR WOLF MOON GOD PHOENIX ANGEL JUSTICE AND WOLF PHOENIX DIVINE COSMIC STELLAR MOONLIGHT MYSTICON WOLF RANGER MOONLIGHT MAGIC STELLAR WOLF MOON GOD PHOENIX ANGEL LOVE!
We were amazed by Zarya's Super Angel-Mysticon Wolf Ranger-January Wolf Moon-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation, and when I saw her, I had an atomic red blush on her face, hearts in my eyes, steam whistling out of my ears, my nose was bleeding, and I almost let out a wolf howl. But, when the Tazma Grimm clone saw it, she went mad and fired a blast of darkness at Zarya to kill her as she was laughing malevolently, but Zarya fired a massive barrage of blue and white energy, stars, moonlight, magic, wolves, phoenixes, and angels which hit the Tazma Grimm clone and exploded with such incredible power, she got back up, but now, she was beyond pissed off beyond anyone's imagination.
Zarya: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Stellar Moonlight Magic Mysticon Wolf Ranger January Wolf Moon God Phoenix Angel and Divine Cosmic Stellar Moonlight Magic Mysticon Wolf Ranger January Wolf Moon God Phoenix Angel Love) You're through causing havoc, Tazma.
Me: You're finally going to get what you deserve, bitch!
Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Almighty Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Greatsword of True Almighty Cosmic United Friendship Universal Storm Hope Elemental Bravery and True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Vampire-Werewolf-Buffalo-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Cosmic Harmony Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Harmony Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Harmony Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Hope, and his new greatswords were ready as well.
And I unholstered my massive J.D. Knudson's Universal True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Angel Greatsword of Universal True Eternal Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Angel Justice from my back and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-January Wolf Moon-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Harmony January Wolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Harmony January Wolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Harmony January Wolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Hope and we joined Zarya, and so did the rest of us as we unholstered our massive greatswords and transformed.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Even if you're just a clone, you are done causing havoc once again, Tazma Grimm. Now, we shall put a permanent end to your miserable fucked-up life here and now!
Lincoln, Zarya, and I went after the Tazma Grimm clone who was still laughing like the fucked-up monster he is, and we fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, blue and white energy, fireworks, rainbows, storm clouds, gold halo rings, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, sports equipment, leaves, plants, pumpkins, dark lightning, pumpkin fire, swords, fruits, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, butterflies, moths, spades, hearts, aces, diamonds, clubs, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Explosions, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Mammoths, Pegasi, Windigos, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, Mermaids, Basilisks, Cockatrices, Cerberus, Perytons, Griffins, Sphinxes, Hippogriffs, Manticores, and Mythological Animals at the Tazma Grimm Clone, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit her.
Then, we attacked her with energy slashes from our massive greatswords leaving scars on her and Lincoln left many more by firing rainbow energy slashes with his gold-plated claws and his two new massive greatswords and I also left many more by firing blue fire energy slashes with my gold-plated claws and Zarya fired arrows at her, and he, Zarya, and I attacked her hard with energy punches, energy kicks, and karate chops and they're super mega-painful because of our superhuman strength, along with elemental blasts, and this was really driving the Tazma Grimm clone even more insane and straight to the brink of insanity.
Tazma Grimm Clone: YOU! YOU! I WILL KILL YOU ALL! QUEEN NECRAFA SHALL BE AVENGED!
The Tazma Grimm clone went at us mad with rage and insanity as we saw a black and dark purple aura form around her: we knew all along it was the Infernal Darkness of Universe 666 Sebastian that had given him life. Sebastian fired blasts of Divine Darkness which hit the Tazma Grimm clone, and she lost the additional dark powers that lunatic gave her.
Me: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental January Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental January Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Necrafa got her just desserts, and so will that fucked-up lunatic who brought you to life.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) And he'll also die a horrible death for his crimes too. Now, time for you to say farewell. PARASITIC SYMBIOTE ENERGY DRAIN!
Lincoln fired tentacles of symbiote goo with mouth-like suckers, and as they latched onto the Tazma Grimm clone, Lincoln began sucking out and absorbing her energy and assimilating her powers and dark magic as streams of blue energy were being sucked out of the Tazma Grimm clone and flowing into Lincoln and Lincoln's abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed and he also grew even stronger.
Then, as Lincoln sucked out the last of the Tazma Grimm clone's energy, she was now absolutely weak and drained of energy.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Now, to finish you off for good. CONFLAGRATION OF FIRE AND ICE!
Lincoln formed orbs of orange energy surrounded by fire and orbs of blue energy surrounded by ice and sent them right at the Tazma Grimm Clone, and when the orbs touched her, the orbs immediately destroyed her in a fiery explosion and he sent the clone's spirit to The Black Gates. Everyone cheered as Lincoln and I holstered our massive greatswords on our backs and Zarya holstered her bow on her back and powered down, and Zarya's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, gold halo, Third Eye, eleven massive and long purple wolf tails, and massive purple angel wings are permanent.
Nico: And good riddance, bitch, and was that a new Ra'Dos spell you made, Lincoln?
Lincoln: Yep, it's called Conflagration of Fire and Ice, and as you saw, the orbs were surrounded by fire and ice: the two eternal forces in the universe.
Me: So awesome, and we've been creating new spells from our friends from Ra'Dos as well.
Eli: And we saw how powerful those spells we created are.
Ace Bunny: Say, Lincoln, did your miniature camera find out how that madman was able to create those clones?
Lincoln: Yep, I found out he collected the blood samples of Tyrian Callows and Tazma Grimm and he created them along with the clones of the Akumatized Villains, and he did use black magic to create them and infect the resurrected Universe 666 Z-Fighters' foes and he used his powers of poisonous darkness to give them more dark power, but as we saw, Sebastian's Divine Darkness has the ability to destroy the poisonous darkness.
Me: (GASPS)
Nico: WHOA!
Eli: But, thanks to what you did in stripping him of his powers of poisonous darkness, now he won't be able to cause any more trouble.
Lincoln: That's right. Now, to really piss him off.
Lincoln threw a bomb at his castle in Acme Acres on the grounds where Perfect Prep stood and once it went inside, it exploded as it hit him. We heard him let out a demonic roar.
Me: Up yours, crazy!
Buster Bunny: Plus, the next one to face another of his mind-controlled minions is Taz.
Nico: Uh...oh. I can already tell it's going to get wild.
Me: Really wild.
Lincoln: You said a mouthful.
Poromon: I would like to go home now.
Nico: You're excused.
He teleported back.
Me: Boy that equation must be important.
Xenia: Yeah.
Nico: I think it is.
Maria: I get the feeling that we're gonna regret that.
Me: Yeah me too. (GULPS)
Nico: Same here.
Lola: Yeah.
Nico: But still, nice job!
Me: Yeah!
Lola: No kidding there.
Qin: Yeah. I wonder what it is?
Me: Poromon is trying to find the answer to the 50th Dimensional String Equation.
Manaphy: I'm very concerned about him.
Me: Me too.
Nico: Same here.
Poliwag: Yeah me too.
Me: Yeah.
Eli: Lets see what Anothers we got. (Concentrates) WHOA! We got Another Ice King, Flame Queen, Ricardio, Evil Heat Man and Hank Scorpio.
Me: Whoa!
Camie: Wow! Villains of Ooo.
Me: I still can't get over how Ricardio was causing all that trouble inside my stomach.
Eli: That was gross!
Nico: Who's up?
Me: Water Princess, Ember and Luna (Sailor Moon).
Nico: Nice!
Water Princess: This will be awesome.
Ember: Yeah it sure will be fun.
Eli: I sense that the Anothers minus Hank Scorpio are 2 people.
Me: Wow!
Nico: Yeah this will be interesting.
Lola: Yep.
Nico: There they are!
We saw Another Ice King, Flame Queen, Ricardio and Evil Heat Man!
Me: Whoa!
Lola: This is gonna be fun.
Another Ice King: (In a girls voice) It sure will be fun.
Another Ricardio: (In a girls voice) Yeah no kidding.
Me: (Gasp) That voice. Stacy Stalactite!?
Lincoln: And Sonia Sona!? Whoa!
They merged and reverted back. The first girl was a girl with brown hair and brown eyes and had brown clothes and had brown angel wings and had a tiara with the symbol of the Stalactite Dopant on it and the same symbol on her skirt and had a crystal sword. The second girl had golden hair and had yellow eyes and purple clothes and fire angel wings and she had the Son'a Symbol in the middle of her forehead and on her skirt and she had an awesome star keyblade.
Stacy Stalactite: Awesome to see you again J.D.
Sonia Sona: And you as well Lincoln. Wow! You have changed a lot.
Lincoln: I get that that a lot.
Me: Stacy is the embodiment of the Stalactite Dopant and she has the power to make caves and she is also a cave explorer and adventurer.
Nico: Cool!
Lola: That is awesome.
Nico: And Lincoln care to introduce us?
Lincoln: Sure Nico. This is Sonia Sona, Keyblade Knight of Planet Ba'Ku and Leader of The Ba'Ku and Son'a, she's my Guardian Angel from Michigan and she's a powerful force of epic power. She was born and raised on the planet, Ba'Ku, and she's not only The Keyblade Knight of Ba'Ku, she's the leader of both the Ba'Ku and Son'a and she's also the leader of the Son'a Solidarity, and she also has intense and powerful light powers. She helped out The Enterprise in many of their travels through the galaxy and defended them from the many terrors and dangers they've fought against in the past. She came to Royal Woods long ago, and she really trained me a lot about how to use the Keyblade and I'd quickly absorbed all that knowledge, and I became an expert in wielding the Keyblade and she also trained me on how to use the magic spells associated with the Keyblade, and she's also one of the Keyblade Knights formed by Carolina Keyblada, and like her fellow Keyblade Knights, she harbors a deep grudge against Xehanort for all of the pain and suffering that he caused in his quest to forge the X-Blade and use it to destroy the entire universe and remake it in his image, and she swore if he ever returns again, she would slay him right where he stands and see to it that all those who follow him shall follow him to The Black Gates, and she also trained me a lot and she taught me everything that she knows when it comes to using the powers of light.
We were amazed.
Me: Wow! Picard told me all about Baku. It's beautiful and has Metaphasic Radiation that can cure all kinds of diseases and more.
Nico: Wow!
Laney: Yeah.
Me: By the way is the Another Hank Scorpio friendly or hostile?
Sonia Sona: Friendly and she is a strong and amazing one.
Me: Neat.
Nico: Sorry we have to do this.
Girl Jordan: Lets separate you all first.
Girl Jordan and Leeli held hands.
(YURGEN'S TUNE PLAYS)
The skies had leaves and flowers flying in the wind along with sea dragons singing in the background
Girl Jordan and Leeli: (SINGING DIVINELY AS LEELI HAD FIREFLIES SWIRL AROUND HER AND GIRL JORDAN HAD HER AQUA BLUE AURA FLARED UP)
O holoré lay thee low
Holoél dark in the Deep
Down beneath the earth you go
Go holoré fast to sleep
O holoré lay thee low
Holoél dark in the Deep
Down beneath the earth you go
Go holoré fast to sleep
Fast to sleep
Fast to sleep
Dark holoré in the Deep
Rise again holoré now
Spring abundant holoél
Render green the dying bough
Raise the rock where Yurgen fell
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Spring abundant holoél
They both glowed and the Anothers were separated.
Me: Time for action.
We fired waves of energy and blasted the Anothers and I caught the Wonder Ride Books.
Me: Awesome!
Nico: YEAH!
Maria: Better call in backup. (TURNS DIAL) AQUA FORCE FURY 6!
She summoned Aqueduct, Pisces Zodiarts, Dr. Mingo, Ember Woman, Liquidroid Wateru and Syren!
Lola: Yeah!
Nico: And now we wait.
Me: Mr. Krabs are you still going to cut off the Mascots butts after what they did yesterday?
Mr. Krabs: That was if they threw a party. And there was none.
Me: I know. I was just testing you to see if you were going to do that.
Mr. Krabs: (LAUGHS) No not after what we saw. That be a fine display there.
Me: It sure was. Wait look!
We saw Another Hank Scorpio!
Me: Another Hank Scorpio.
Nico: Whoa!
Another Hank: (In a girls voice) No offense but this form is not for me.
Me: That voice.
She reverted back and was a girl with neon pink hair, pink eyes, pink clothes and had pink angel wings and had a tiara with the symbol of the Buffalo Dopant on it and the same symbol on her skirt and had a crystal sword.
Me: Brenda Buffalo! Wow!
Brenda Buffalo: Awesome to see you again J.D.
Me: You too. Believe it or not guys, Brenda is not only the embodiment of the Buffalo Dopant and has powers over nature and the countryside and all of the buffalos but also she is girl that sold me and my family our awesome house 7 years ago. She's a real estate agent.
Nico: Wow! I didn't know she helped get you your house that lead to you moving to Michigan.
Lincoln: That is awesome!
Brenda Buffalo: It sure is.
Me: Yep.
Eli: Neat!
Me: Yep. Also Brenda is a former Supervillain. She used to be like you Hank.
Hank Scorpio: Hang on. That look in your eye. Were you a supervillain once?
Brenda Buffalo: Yeah I had a hidden volcano lair in the mountains. But I decided that it wasn't the best life for me. So I went into Real Estate and it's good money for me.
Hank Scorpio: Well that's okay. Being a supervillain is not for everyone. But that's great you sell houses like me.
Brenda Buffalo: It sure is.
Sougo: (gets out Grand Zi O Ridewatch) Did Swartz promise you anything?
Grand Time! (Orchestral rock music) Kuuga, Agito, Ryuki, Faiz, Bla~de! Hibiki, Kabuto, Den-O, Kiva, Deca~de! W! OOO! Fourze~! Wizard, Gaim, Drive~! Ghost! Ex-Aid! Build~! Iwae! Kamen Rider~! GrandZi-O~!
Geiz: (gets out Geiz Majesty Ridewatch) Because we can grant it instead.
Majesty Time! G3, Knight, Kaixa, Garren, Ibuki, Gattack~! Zeronos, Ixa, Diend, Accel~! Birth, Meteor, Beast, Baron! Mach, Specter, Bra~ve! Cro~ss-Z! Kamen Rider~! GeizMaje~sty!
Sougo became Grand Zi O while Geiz became Geiz Majesty.
Brenda Buffalo: No he didn't. He saw that I was a former supervillain in my eyes and got a cowardly yellow stripe and then sent me on my way.
Me: She had quite a very fierce reputation before she retired so to speak.
Nico: Wow! That is amazing.
Brenda Buffalo: I know.
Lincoln: Lets separate you first.
He fired a wave of energy and separated her.
Zocks and Kaito: ZENKAIJU GEAR!
They donned their Zenkaiju Armor!
Brenda Buffalo: Awesome!
She slashed the Another all over and bashed him down with a powerful ram attack.
Nico: This will be awesome! (ACTIVATES HANK SCORPIO AND EVIL HEAT MAN'S RIDEWATCHES)
He fired waves of fire and blasted the Another.
May: Take this! (ACTIVATES BADONNA AND MORTICON'S RIDEWATCHES)
She fired waves of fire and blasted down the Another.
Maria: And this too! (ACTIVATES EL JEFE AND PRESIDENT KOOPA'S RIDEWATCHES)
She fired waves of lightning and fire and blasted the Another!
Jinora: Take this too! (ACTIVATES EVIL HEAT MAN'S RIDEWATCH)
She fired a wave of fire and smashed the Another.
Brenda Buffalo: They used to call me The White Buffalo.
Me: That's the most sacred animal in all of Native American Lore.
Brenda Buffalo: Yep. It was my supervillain name which was cool.
Me: That is awesome.
Maria: Since you are a former villain you are definitely a worthy candidate of the Redemption Squad.
Me: Yep.
Then Radioactive Man, Nuclear Man, Void Knight, Tesla, Jasdevi and Evil Magic Man came.
Nico: Nice team Radioactive Man.
Radioactive Man: Thanks. It sure is cool.
Me: Yep.
?: I agree!
Aqua Man came.
Me: Awesome! Aqua Man!
Aqua Man: (In a girls voice) It sure is awesome.
Nico: Adalia Aqua!? Whoa!
Adalia Aqua: Yep. Awesome to see you. I got this.
She fired a wave of water and blasted the Another and I caught the ridewatch and purified it.
She then reverted back and had aqua blue hair and blue eyes and had blue clothes and had blue angel wings and a symbol in the middle of her forehead for Aqua.
Adalia Aqua: That was awesome!
May: It sure was!
Qin: Yeah!
May: And I didn't get hit!
Me: Yep.
Jinora: Do you have a favorite memory of Nico?
Adalia Aqua: When me and Nico went underwater and found an awesome crystal cave under a sunken ship.
Lola: Wow! That is amazing.
Nico: Yeah it was.
Nico and Adalia hugged.
Nico: I've missed you.
Adalia Aqua: Same here.
We later went home.
After Nico's rescue, Lincoln and his harem, Me and my harem, Sumner Knudson, Patti Knudson, Sakura Knudson, Stellar, Stardust, Ken Knudson, Nico and his harem, Clyde and his harem, Naruto and his harem, Ed Cowart and his harem, Ets and his harem, Alex the Lion, Marty the Zebra, Melman the Giraffe, Gloria the Hippo, Gage the Hegehog, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Qin, Eli, Nicole Knudson and her siblings, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., Rita, Harriet Loud, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, Kuja, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, The Dynasty Warriors, The Samurai Warriors, Yakko, Cherry Hunter, Cammy, Milan Flare, Yoko, Wakko, Poison, Pyrrha Alexandra, Alice, Mimi Kitagami, Dot, Haneru Tobitatsu, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Z-Fighters, Max Goof, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), Baloo, King Mickey, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Aku-Aku, The Quantum Masks, Alternate Tawna, Spyro, Cynder, The Ghostforce, Rayman, Juniper Lee, The Louds' Scottish Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Demon Slayer Conglomerate, Anatankha, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Power Rangers, The Kamen Riders, Izuku and his friends, The Goths of Darkness, Sebastian Mendez, Darren Devereaux, Hiroshi Ohira, Brandon Skellington, Marshall Williams, Mal, Evie, Jay, Carlos, Ben, Norbert and Daggett, Heathcliff, Riff-Raff, Hector, Wordsworth, Mungo, Cleo, Leroy, Sylvester, Tom, Jerry, their friends and counterparts, Timmy Turner, Cosmo, Wanda, Poof, Trixie Tang, Sapphire, Emerald, Chester, A.J., Sanjay, Elmer, Chloe Carmichael, Tootie, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, and his harem, Universe 666 Clyde and his harem, Universe 666 Ets and his harem, The Lion Guard, Marinette and her friends, Sabrina Spellman, Liam, Carmen Rockell, The Teen Titans, The Royal Defenders, The Loonatics, Ty the Tasmanian Tiger, Sly the Tasmanian Tiger, Liu Kang, Kitana, Sonya Blade, Jax, Kung Lao, Sub-Zero, Nightwolf, Kotal Kahn, Jade, and Akiza are heading to Florida, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the six girls here, but we got bad news.
It appears our lowlife cheating overly-competitive asshole enemies, Stan and Steak Stankco, have broken out of The Broccoli Mine Prison in Saskatchewan, Canada, and the bad news is they've been eating nothing but broccoli for the last few years, and that with the constant mining and all that hard labor that we condemned them to has turned those meathead morons into hulking musclebound freak behemoths, and with that newfound physical strength, they broke out and they want revenge on us, fat chance of that happening.
Lincoln: Wow, we're here in Florida, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the six girls here, but we got bad news.
Me: What is it?
Lincoln: It appears our lowlife cheating overly-competitive asshole enemies, Stan and Steak Stankco, have broken out of The Broccoli Mine Prison in Saskatchewan, Canada.
We gasped.
Nico: Oh no, not those bastards. How the Hell did they break out of The Broccoli Mine Prison?!
Lincoln: The bad news is they've been eating nothing but broccoli for the last few years, and that with the constant mining and all that hard labor that we condemned them to has turned those meathead morons into hulking musclebound freak behemoths, and with that newfound physical strength, they broke out and they want revenge on us.
Eli: That's not good at all.
Akiza: We need to stop them, and you know what that means, Lincoln?
Lincoln: Yep, those two musclebound freaks are going to be drained of their massive muscle mass, virility, and physical strength. But, I've also got a brand-new curse for them.
Me: This I got to see.
Camie: Who are the Stankco's?
Me: Oh they were 2 sore losers that Lincoln and Mr. Lynn faced in The Legends of The Hidden Temple and we helped them win and exposed them for being cheaters.
Camie: Wow!
Nico: That was so fun seeing that show.
Me: Brought back so many good memories.
Suddenly, we saw eight beautiful and super sexy squirrel girls with long hair in violet, magenta, orange, blue, pink, yellow, red, and black, purple hairbands, blue eyes, they were tall at 7'0" in height, they have the bodies of goddess and large breasts, violet, magenta, orange, blue, pink, yellow, red, and black angel wings, and they were dressed in purple sleeveless tops, purple skirts, purple knee-high boots with butterfly buckles, and long white long-sleeved trenchcoat with stars, elements, light, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails and on the back are The Autobot Fliers, holstered on their backs are massive greatswords, and with them are the six girls.
Lincoln: (GASPS) Akane Nanaya, the Silverbolt Gene-Slammer, Bella Nanaya, the Jetfire Gene-Slammer, Chara Nanaya, the Air Raid Gene-Slammer, Dana Nanaya, the Breakaway Gene-Slammer, Elenore Nanaya, the Wing Saber Gene-Slammer, Kiara Nanaya, the Whirl Gene-Slammer, Linda Nanaya, the Powerglide Gene-Slammer, and Nala Nanaya, the Stratosphere Gene-Slammer A.K.A. the Nanaya Sisters.
Akane Nanaya: That's right, and we got the six girls away from those musclebound meathead freaks.
Suddenly, we felt the ground rumbling.
?: LOSER LOUDS! YOU WILL PAY FOR WHAT YOU DID IN HUMILIATING US!
Suddenly, we saw two massive figures heading for us, they were none other than Stan and Steak Stankco, and they were indeed massively ripped with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs because of eating nothing but broccoli and forced to work in there for the last few years. Suddenly, we saw Stan and Steak pick up and throw two boulders at us, but Lincoln and I smashed them into dust with one punch.
Sylvester: Okay, you overgrown musclebound behemoths, now you're really going to get it!
Sylvester unholstered his Sylvester's Blood-Soaked Vampiric Demon Darkness Greatsword of The Dracul and transformed into Super Angel-Cat-Vampire-Acme Dark Knight-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Angel of Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Justice and Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Death.
Lincoln: I'm not surprised you two sore losers refuse to learn your lesson. Well, then, you leave us with no choice. Let's get those musclebound freaks!
Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Almighty Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Greatsword of True Almighty Cosmic United Friendship Universal Storm Hope Elemental Bravery and True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Vampire-Werewolf-Buffalo-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Cosmic Harmony Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Harmony Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Harmony Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Hope, TLPS Mr. Wolf transformed into his Super Angel-Wolf-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga form and the rest of The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms and they unholster their massive greatswords, The Dynasty Warriors and Samurai Warriors unholstered their weapons, Lincoln's sisters and parents transformed into their Super Angel United Friendship Universal Eternal Xelnaga forms and unholstered their massive greatswords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholstered their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Crash Bandicoot unholstered his massive Crash Bandicoot's Skylands Ten Elemental Wolf Draconic Bandicoot Greatsword of Ten Elemental Skylands Justice and Ten Eternal Elemental Skylanders True Bravery from his back and he transformed into Super Angel-Bandicoot-Dragon-Elemental Skylander-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Ten Elemental Knight Elemental Skylander Draconic Bandicoot Angel of Divine Ten Element Skylands True Hero Knight Draconic Bandicoot Angel Justice and Divine Ten Element Skylands True Hero Knight Draconic Bandicoot Angel Bravery, Sherlock Hound unholstered his massive Sherlock Hound's Demonic Dark Knight Sparda's Eternal Angelic Demonic Demon Hound Greatsword of Demonic Dark Knight Eternal Angelic Demonic Demon Hound Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Demon Hound-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Stellar Blood-Stained Dark Demonic Darkness Dark Knight Demon Hound Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Star Blood-Stained Dark Demonic Darkness Dark Knight Demon Hound Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Star Blood-Stained Dark Demonic Darkness Dark Knight Demon Hound Phoenix Angel Compassion, Max Goof unholsters his massive Max Goof's Heavenly Archangel Gabriel's Eternal Unbreakable Bonds of True Friends and Angels Holy Archangel Keyblade of Justice from his back and transformed into Super Angel-Disney Knight-Archangel-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Heavenly Light Hellish Darkness Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Heavenly Light Hellish Darkness Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Heavenly Light Hellish Darkness Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel Hope, Timmy Turner transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Wolf Moon-Mysticon Pink Wolf Mage-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Magic Celestial Fairy Magical Elemental Fairy Mysticon Wolf Moon Angel of Divine Elemental Celestial Fairy Magical Fairy Wolf Moon Justice and Divine Elemental Celestial Fairy Magical Fairy Wolf Moon Hope and he has his Timmy Turner's Lupus the Wolf's Celestial Elemental Harmonious Fairy Wolf Moon Mage's Staff of Elemental Magic Justice out and his Royal Eye of Lupus orb ready as well, Norbert Beaver unholstered his massive Hydros' Primordial Maelstrom Ocean Beaver Greatsword of Primordial Maelstrom Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Beaver-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Beaver Angel of Divine Oceanic Primordial Water Justice and Divine Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Compassion, Yakko, Wakko, and Dot transformed into their Super Angel-Phoenix-Warner-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms, Inuyasha unholstered his Inuyasha's Dog Hanyou Tessaiga Demon Slayer Fang Greatsword of Dog Hanyou Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Dog Hanyou-Yokai-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Angel of Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Justice and Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Hope, Brandon Skellington had his Pumpkin Scepter of Halloween Town Justice still in hand, Hiroshi Ohira unholstered his massive Hiroshi Ohira's Destructive Inferno Firestorm Phoenix Firebird Angel Greatsword of Destructive Inferno Fire Phoenix Firebird Angel Vengeance and Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Firestorm Firebird-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel Rage, Kuja had his Brumel Cores and Kuja's Eternal Wizard Redemption Mage's Staff of Elemental Magic Redemption Wizard Justice ready and transformed into Super Angel-Genome-Wizard-Dragon-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Celestial Wizard Genome Terra Redemption Draconic Magic Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Celestial Wizard Genome Terra Redemption Draconic Magic Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Celestial Wizard Genome Terra Redemption Draconic Magic Phoenix Angel Hope, Darren Devereaux, Sebastian Mendez, Qin, Clyde and his harem, Baloo, Izuku and his friends, The Z-Fighters, Daggett, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Naruto and his harem, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Demon Slayer Conglomerate, Anatankha, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), The Demon Slayer Corps, The Ghostforce, The Louds' Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Loonatics, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, Mal, Evie, Jay, Carlos, Ben, Heathcliff and his friends, Akiza, Timmy's friends, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, and his harem, Universe 666 Clyde and his harem, Universe 666 Ets and his harem, my harem, Ed Cowart's harem, Ets' harem, Clyde's harem, Nico's harem, Lord Raiden and the Earthrealm Warriors, and The Royal Defenders got out their weapons, Rayman unholstered his massive Rayman's Eternal Night Dream Morpheus's Celtic Dream Eternal Night Dragon Fairy Phoenix Angel Greatsword of Peaceful Celtic Dream Eternal Night Dragon Fairy Phoenix Angel Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Dragon-Lum-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Eternal Celtic Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Dream Eternal Night Fairy Dragon Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Celtic Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Dream Eternal Night Fairy Dragon Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Eternal Celtic Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Dream Eternal Night Fairy Dragon Phoenix Angel Hope, Juniper Lee unholstered her Juniper Lee's Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Magicstorm Greatsword of Spirit World Magic Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Dragon-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Angel of Divine Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Justice and Divine Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Will, Liam unholstered his massive Liam Hunnicut's Arctic Qailertetang's Holy Arctic Thundersnow Greatsword of Holy Arctic Thundersnow Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Ice Dragon-Yuki-Onna-Musk Ox-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Angel of Divine Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Musk Ox Justice and Divine Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Musk Ox Hope, and Me, Ed Cowart, Ets, Ken, Nicole, Nico, Gage the Hedgehog, and Eli unholstered our massive greatswords and we transformed, and we went after Stan and Steak Stankco, and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Blue Fire, Sand, Bubbles, steel orbs, throwing axes, and mythological animals, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit them.
Then, they got out and punched me and Lincoln with a flurry of punches in the face and stomach!
POW!
But, their punches had no effect on us as we had superhuman tough skin and we were as hard as the toughest and strongest steel thanks to years of training. Then, we punched Stan and Steak Stankco in the face and knocked them down.
Stan Stankco: How?! How is this possible?!
Steak Stankco: You two losers are even stronger than us?! This isn't right, we're better than you!
Me: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental January Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental January Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Oh, shut it already, you meatheads!
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) You musclebound freaks just refuse to give up until you try and get revenge on us. Well, then, you left us with no choice.
Lincoln fired vacuum tubes from his chest which latched onto Steak Stankco's chest, and then, the vacuum tubes literally began sucking Steak Stankco dry of all his massive muscle mass, virility, and massive physical strength, and all of it was being pumped into Lincoln and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed and he also grew even stronger.
Then, I fired vacuum tubes from his chest which latched onto Stan Stankco's chest, and then, the vacuum tubes literally began sucking Stan Stankco dry of all his massive muscle mass, virility, and massive physical strength, and all of it was being pumped into me and my abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on my body, and his massive elemental angel wings with aurora and red tips spread out and glowed and my halo glowed and I also grew even stronger.
Then, when Lincoln and I were done, the vacuum tubes detached themselves from the chests of the two meatheads and went back into Lincoln and I, Stan and Steak Stankco were now thin as a rake and sucked bone dry of their muscle mass, virility, and massive physical strength.
Stan Stankco: (SCREAMS) W-what did you do to us?!
Steak Stankco: My muscles, my ripped muscles are all gone!
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) We sucked you two dry of your massive muscle mass, virility, and massive physical strength. Now, to give you two a punishment you will never forget.
Lincoln chanted an incantation and he fired red energy blasts which hit The Stankcos, and we saw a barbell appear on their backs, and he beamed them back to The Broccoli Mine Prison. We cheered as we holstered our weapons and powered down.
Nico: That'll teach them, but what was that curse you gave them, Lincoln?
Lincoln: That was my new curse that I call Min's Egyptian Virility Drain Curse, this curse is meant for musclebound meatheads like The Stankcos. This curse will give them back the bodies they gained since their time in The Broccoli Mine Prison, but here's the catch: once they reach back to the same physical strength and virility level they'd gained, the curse will suck them bone dry of their muscle mass, virility, and massive physical strength and be given to me, J.D., and all the males on the team.
Me: Whoa!
Nico: Damn, that's cruel and sadistic. (Smirks) Nice one.
Lincoln: Those meatheads got what was coming to them, and now, they have that curse on them that will hurt them even more. (To the Nanaya Sisters) And it's so good to see you and your sisters again, Akane.
Akane Nanaya: You too, Lincoln, it's been seven years since we last met, and it's so good to see you again, Makoto.
Makoto Nanaya: You too, Akane.
Lincoln went up to The Nanaya Sisters and he hugged them, and The Nanaya Sisters are very surprised at just how much taller, more handsome, and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since they last saw him, and they also felt just how much more stronger and how much more muscular he's really become, and they had an atomic red blush on their faces, and the atomic red blush on their faces soon became even deeper when she saw he still has his vampire fangs and massive white angel wings with stars on the feathers and orange and aurora-colored tips on the feathers, large gold halo with four large orbiting gold rings on each corner behind his head, along with hearing his mature, deeper, and manlier voice and seeing the large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on his head, eleven massive and long white wolf tails with rainbow markings and rainbow tips and white rabbit tail with rainbow markings on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, thick hair on his massive forearms, stubble on his jawline, and chest hair on his pecs, He-Man's chest harness, and many other accessories, and they also met his familiars, the male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, the white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and the white Wolf Familiar, Seiko.
Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I haven't seen you girls since you were seventeen, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.
Bella Nanaya: Holy crap, you sure have, you've really grown up to be very big and very strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the cute eleven-year-old little boy into a 18-year-old 8'5" tall, very handsome, and manly man with really massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, and you still have those vampire fangs and massive white angel wings, that's so awesome, and the large white wolf ears on your head and the eleven massive and long white wolf tails with markings and white rabbit tail on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, fine hair on your massive forearms, short beard stubble on your jawline, and chest hair on your pecs and many accessories and large gold halo with four large gold rings orbiting behind your head, that's really new, along with getting He-Man's chest harness.
Chara Nanaya: You've really really grown a lot and became a man, but you're still the same kind boy from long ago, plus, you've also grown even more bigger in muscle mass, you can land an airplane on that massive, wider, and more muscular back, squash a melon with those really muscular quads and thighs, and cut a rock into a diamond on those rock-hard eight-pack abs, and there's not even a tape measure long enough to measure that chiseled chest or massive biceps. Plus, we've also met your familiars, and they are really awesome.
Me: And he'd also been hit with massive amounts of cosmic radiation and he'd been imbued with the same powers as me, and he's become truly immortal, and Lincoln, you know these eight girls?
Lincoln: Indeed I do, J.D., meet Akane Nanaya, the Silverbolt Gene-Slammer, Bella Nanaya, the Jetfire Gene-Slammer, Chara Nanaya, the Air Raid Gene-Slammer, Dana Nanaya, the Breakaway Gene-Slammer, Elenore Nanaya, the Wing Saber Gene-Slammer, Kiara Nanaya, the Whirl Gene-Slammer, Linda Nanaya, the Powerglide Gene-Slammer, and Nala Nanaya, the Stratosphere Gene-Slammer A.K.A. the Nanaya Sisters, these eight girls are my Guardian Angels from Japan and classmates in Gym, and like their sister, Makoto Nanaya, they're squirrel girls and deadly but beautiful martial artists. They, Makoto, and I would all practice martial arts together and even fought off those who would try to harm me.
Makoto Nanaya: And they're easy to identify: Akane has violet hair with matching crop top and mini skirt, Bella has magenta hair with matching crop top and mini skirt, Chara has orange hair with matching crop top and mini skirt, Dana has blue hair with crop top and mini skirt, Elenore has pink hair with matching crop top and mini skirt, Kiara has yellow hair with matching crop top and mini skirt, Linda has red hair with matching crop top and mini skirt, and Nala has black hair with matching crop top and mini skirt.
Selene Emperyous: Along with the fact they're squirrel girls. After Makoto and her sisters saved Lincoln's life from chandler and his goons and that was before Ronnie Anne came into the picture, Lincoln ended up taking Makoto and her sisters on a date to a lake where they kissed each other on the lips while underwater. Lincoln made the Nanaya Sisters beautiful bracelets, and to show thanks, they each kissed Lincoln on the lips. As a result, Lincoln ended up falling in love with Makoto and her sisters and swore that when he comes of age, he will marry Makoto and her sisters along with the rest of his harem, and they hate Chandler and his goons with a passion.
Nico: Sheesh, I hate to find out what Chandler and his goons did to piss them off.
Lincoln: Trust me, you'd be that pissed off to find out what they did, and now that you and your sisters are here, Akane.
Lincoln went up to and hugged each of The Nanaya Sisters in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, he leaned his head down the right side of their necks, and he slowly bit each of them and he fed on their blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed along with his large gold halo and four orbiting gold rings on each corner of the halo behind his head and eleven massive and long white tails with rainbow tips and rainbow markings. He slowly unlatched his fangs from each of their necks as their necks healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit them.
Akane Nanaya: Wow, you're still just as gentle as ever when you feed on one of your Guardian Angels, Lincoln.
Suddenly, eight Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of The Nanaya Sisters with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha along with white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks.
Bella Nanaya: (Surprised) Lincoln, are these...?!
Lincoln: Yep, that's an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love and an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love, which means you're now part of my harem and my many future wives, Nanaya Sisters.
The Nanaya Sisters had a smile on their faces and tears in their eyes as Lincoln still had his massive and powerful muscular arms around them and he leaned down to each of their faces and kissed each of them on the lips and they also returned it, and we cheered for them, then we went up to the six girls, and when Lincoln saw them, he immediately recognized them. The six girls are Saki Tsukikawa and Riri Manabe from Marshmallow, Imouto, Succubus, Touko Sakuramachi, Kanna Akizono, and Tsukino Yomisawa from Succubus Stayed Life, and Elvira from Elvira: Mistress of the Dark.
Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Saki Tsukikawa and Riri Manabe from Marshmallow, Imouto, Succubus, Touko Sakuramachi, Kanna Akizono, and Tsukino Yomisawa from Succubus Stayed Life, and Elvira from Elvira: Mistress of the Dark.
Goths of Darkness: GASP! Did you say...Elvira?!
Nicole: Oh man, I knew Brittney would freak out. Elvira is one of her favorite Gothic characters and she watched Elvira: Mistress of the Dark and she loved the movie.
Lincoln: Wow. (To the girls) Are you girls okay?
Saki Tsukikawa: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.
Then, when Saki Tsukikawa and the other five girls saw who it was that saved them from Stan and Steak Stankco, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 18-year-old 8'5" tall, handsome hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, long wild white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair and large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on top of his head with large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four large orbiting golden rings on each corner behind his head, thick hair on his massive muscular forearms and beard stubble on his jawline, rainbow colored thunderbird with gold lightning bolt in its claws and the Ebonwu Squadron emblem on its chest emblazoned on his forehead and Third Eye with rainbow iris, rows of straight teeth with vampire fangs, Crest of Miracles on his massive right pec and golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle on his massive left pec, Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his massive, wider, and more muscular back, and on top is the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, Vampire Bat, Werewolf, and Buffalo and a Rinnegan-like marking, and right below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a rainbow kanji with nine magatama in between that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Almighty Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Almighty Master of The Elemental Forces, The Storms, The Cosmos, and The Universe, Master of Hero Personas and Many Powers, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Voice of Reason, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, Golden-Hearted Lover and Father of Many Kids, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Son of Lynn Sr. and Rita Loud, Loving Grandson of Albert Loud and Samuel Loud, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Future Husband, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family, Powerful Alpha Vampire-Werewolf-Cyborg Hybrid, Descendant of The Seventeenth Century Duke Lincoln McLoud of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Archenemy of Max Dillon Also Known as Electro, Destroyer and Slayer of Extremely Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry, Psychotic, Irredeemable Bastards and Tyrants, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, Jack-Of-All-Trades, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True God of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Savior of The Loud House and Michigan, True Immortal Hero and God, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of Many of Team Loud Phoenix Storm's Branch Teams, Spice Demon of The Loud Family, Surfer of The Legendary Wave Humungadunga, Third-In-Command And Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Emissary of The Cosmos and The Heavens, Ambassador of Harmony, Friendship, Purity, Hope, Courage, and Love, and God of Friendship, Hope, Love, Courage, and Justice Dodgeball Angel King of Gotham Royal York, The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms and Warriors of Japan, Fearsome Defender of His Many Guardian Angels, and Destroyer of The House of Damaskinos", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it on his broad left shoulder, and Mark of Manhood tattoo of a male bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" on his massive left muscular forearm, and he had his Rabbit Miraculous, Eini, with him, his male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, his white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and his white Wolf Familiar, Seiko, along with Darkus Battle Ax Vladitor, Darkus Omega Leonidas, Pyrus Omega Leonidas, Haos Omega Leonidas, Subterra Omega Leonidas, Ventus Omega Leonidas, and Ventus Omega Leonidas.
He had his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Almighty Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Greatsword of True Almighty Cosmic United Friendship Universal Storm Hope Elemental Bravery and True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds, The Sickle Swords of Hinon, and the purified Universe 666 version of The Miracle Box holstered on his wider and muscular back, his large orange Crystal Saber, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, his Omnipotent Elemental Thunderbird Phoenix Angel of Universal Harmonious Loud Justice, Mythological Hope, and Eternal Love Almighty Book, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Elemental Harmony on his left hip, his Eater of Sins revolver and Elemental Universal Thunderbird hand-cannon Blaster holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation and embedded Stone of Gelel on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted gold metal bands with multi-colored on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, large gold Bracers of The Champions of the Universe with large rainbow gems on his large wrists with the Dragon Ball Bracelet on the left large gold cuff bracer and other bracelets merged with the left large gold Bracer and large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony shrunk to the size of a gem on top, massive indestructible white angel wings with stars and orange and aurora-colored tips on the large white feathers and eleven massive and long powerful white wolf tails with rainbow tips and rainbow markings with white rabbit tail on top of the eleven massive and long white wolf tails, he has on He-Man's chest harness with colored gems on the gold crisscross straps and gold metal circular chest plate with phoenix carved on it and surrounded by red gems and on the back of the straps is a kanji that said Lincoln Loud, Truly Loving Gold-Hearted Brother, Son, Grandson, and Father, and he was dressed in an orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long white trenchcoat coattails with Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Moonlight, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Great Old Ones, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids on the coattails and they also had intense powerful rainbow hot flames coming off them and hanging mini silver lightning bolts on the coattails held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large golden buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and large rainbow gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large royal blue pants with rainbow fire and multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs, and large gold armored knee-high boots with colored gems on them, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with rainbow gems for eyes the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, Cosmic, Universe, God, and Eternity Kanjis on the heads, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and rainbow crystal links from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with a large rainbow Thunderbird-shaped Element of Harmony and a large silver Buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, Cosmic, Universe, God, and Eternity Kanjis Kanjis on its head for the pendant on his bare chest with chest hair on his pecs, large white and gold accented Elemental Choker of Eternal Love and Thunderbird pendant on his neck, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, his Ring of The Phoenix large multi-colored gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Werewolf, and Buffalo on his right ring finger, Blue Lantern ring on his left ring finger and small planets orbiting around his fingers like rings, claws on his fingers with gold armored finger claws over his fingers, he has twelve large planets orbiting around his legs and twelve smaller planets orbiting around his waist and an immense rainbow protective aura with swirling elements around him.
Elvira: Whoa, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet the rest of you.
Lincoln made five clones of himself, and he and his clones went up to the girls, and they hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they leaned down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the thick muscular necks of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene, and he slowly bit them and he fed on their blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as them, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed along with his large gold halo and four orbiting gold rings on each corner of the halo behind his head. He then slowly unlatched his fangs from their necks as their necks healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit them.
Saki Tsukikawa: (Seductively and rubs her hands on Lincoln's massive pecs) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.
Suddenly, six Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Saki Tsukikawa, Riri Manabe, Touko Sakuramachi, Kanna Akizono, Tsukino Yomisawa, and Elvira with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha along with white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks. We told everyone what had happened, and they were shocked to find out the villains we went after were our lowlife cheating overly-competitive asshole enemies, Stan and Steak Stankco, who have broken out of The Broccoli Mine Prison in Saskatchewan, Canada, and the bad news is due eating nothing but broccoli for the last few years and the forced hard labor in the mines has turned those two meatheads into hulking musclebound behemoth freaks, and with their newly gained strength, they broke out to get revenge on us.
But, when Lincoln showed what we did in beating those two senseless and Lincoln and I sucking Stan and Steak Stankco bone dry of their muscle mass, virility, and massive physical strength, and finally, Lincoln giving them his new curse called Min's Egyptian Virility Drain Curse, a new curse that's meant for musclebound meatheads like The Stankcos, which'll give them back the bodies they gained since their time in The Broccoli Mine Prison, but once they reach back to the same physical strength and virility level they'd gained, the curse will suck them bone dry of their muscle mass, virility, and massive physical strength and be given to me, Lincoln, and all the males on the team, everyone cheered and hugged us and Lincoln's harem kissed him on the cheek. Lincoln and the Nanaya Sisters have a lot of catching up to do, now that they're back in town.
Maria: I can't believe those meatheads broke out and tried to get revenge on us.
William: Yeah. But, you and J.D. beat them senseless and you both sucked them bone dry of their muscle mass, virility, and massive physical strength.
Lincoln: Yep, and I gave them my new curse called Min's Egyptian Virility Drain Curse, a new curse that's meant for musclebound meatheads like The Stankcos, which'll give them back the bodies they gained since their time in The Broccoli Mine Prison, but once they reach back to the same physical strength and virility level they'd gained, the curse will suck them bone dry of their muscle mass, virility, and massive physical strength and be given to me, J.D., and all the males on the team.
Nico: So, we better brace ourselves once the curse activates on them.
Me: Yep. But, it serves those meathead musclebound freaks right.
After taking down Stan and Steak Stankco and Lincoln gave those two meatheads the Min's Egyptian Virility Drain Curse, we were training intensely in the gym, doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and we were also doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get our eleven massive and long wolf tails even more stronger than ever as well, and when The Nanaya Sisters saw Lincoln doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear his mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, they had an atomic red blush on their faces, hearts in their eyes, and their noses were bleeding.
Akane Nanaya: My God, I was right that Lincoln's really grown into a 18-year-old, 8'5" tall, really big, handsome, sexy, and extremely super strong manly man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs really hard at work, and really working out with those 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells and he's not even getting tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan, and he's also doing 900,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, and he now looks even more ripped than ever.
Bella Nanaya: He's definitely been continuing on bodybuilding and working out even more for many years, and because of that along with the combination of his diet plan that we gave him, along with his hyperpuberty and genes, he'd gained the powerful and massive body that all bodybuilders could only dream of.
Chara Nanaya: If anyone tried to mess with him now, they were in for a world of hurt and trouble, and he's always been there to defend and protect us from Chandler, his goons, Pablo, Anderson, and Hawk and Hank at school or out in public, and he was also quick to defend us from Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan if they get out of search control again, along with Killjoy Huggins.
Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under a lot of very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, girls, and I can still defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger and bigger in muscle mass, I've also gotten smarter as well.
Dana Nanaya: That's incredible, and we'd already known just how strong you were long ago ever since you did some wrestling and working out with some of the other Guardian Angels long ago, and we're so proud of just how much stronger you've gotten, and just how much taller you've gotten, along with getting that much bigger in muscle mass, and you've also been getting smarter as well.
Me: You got that right, plus, we heard all of the stories from Lincoln about you girls and about how you all helped him in his training to become an emerging hero before Team Loud Phoenix Storm was formed, and how he grew from the little boy from years ago into the really big, really strong, and really powerful man we know today.
Elenore Nanaya: I knew it was only a matter of time before he told everyone that story.
Nico: Yep. So, girls, what memories did you have with Lincoln?
The Nanaya Sisters played a video on the big screen and it shows Lincoln, Makoto Nanaya, and The Nanaya Sisters at Lake Superior: Lincoln was in his orange shorts and sandals and Makoto and The Nanaya Sisters were in purple two-piece bikinis and sandals, and they were having fun swimming at the lake after some training in martial arts.
Past Akane Nanaya: This is really awesome, I love coming to Lake Superior.
Past Lincoln: Same here, Akane.
Past Bella Nanaya: Plus, with all the work you've been doing with cleaning up the lake and all the other lakes in Michigan, it's also a cleaner place for all marine life.
LOUD SCREAM OF RAGE!
Suddenly, they heard a loud scream of rage along with catching the stench of raw sewage.
Past Lincoln: Oh great, there's no mistaking that loud scream of rage from anywhere along with the smell of raw sewage. You and your goons get out here, Chandler, so we can kick your ass even more.
Suddenly, they saw Chandler and his goons come out, and they were really out for blood again, then, he charged like a mad bull and was about to attack Lincoln, but Lincoln punched him and sent him flying into a tree. He got back out, but he roared like a madman, now he was really pissed. Then, they did the worst thing ever: Chandler got out a knife and he slashed Lincoln's orange swim shorts off, and one of his eleven massive and long white wolf tails reacted and covered his private parts. But, that got Lincoln so enraged, his face and body turned red and steam whistled out of his ears!
TRAIN WHISTLE!
Past Lincoln: Okay, that's it, you asked for it, you stupid assholes!
Lincoln's massive white angel wings spread out and he had his massive greatsword in hand, and we knew it meant trouble when that happens. Chandler and his goons bellowed again and they went at Lincoln, but he reared his right fist back, and he landed a mean uppercut to the stomachs of Chandler and his goons knocking the wind out of them, and then, he unleashed a massive storm of slashes from his massive greatsword and fired water blasts at Chandler and his goons. Then, Lincoln reared his left fist back and gave them a nasty punch to the face that sent them flying to jail.
Past Lincoln: Dang it, I can't go back home without my swim shorts.
Past Makoto Nanaya: We got you covered.
Makoto Nanaya got out a spare set of orange swim trunks that Lincoln grabbed and ran into a nearby bush and put them on and as he rejoined Makoto and his sisters, he gave them a kiss on the lips as the video ended.
Nico: (GASPS) Of all the stupid reprehensible things Chandler could ever do, this may have been his most stupidest yet!
Me: When Lincoln told us what he did, we were so pissed off beyond imagination.
Luna: You got that right.
Lincoln: Chandler and his goons were such idiots, that Dark Side of his clearly didn't know when to quit.
Nico: But, thank God Makoto and her sisters had a spare set of orange swim trunks for you in case something like that were to happen.
Akane Nanaya: We sure did. That sewage asshole and his goons had some nerve to show up and ruin everything because they still wanted to kill Lincoln again for ruining their lives! After what that jerk did in slashing off Lincoln's swim trunks, I wanted to punch Chandler in his ugly face, but Lincoln who stood in place sent him and his goons flying with one punch, but when he got out, that's when Lincoln got serious.
Bella Nanaya: He had it coming. But, Chandler's freed of his Dark Side, while Artie and Trent are now jailbirds at The Charon Reform School for the rest of their lives.
Chara Nanaya: Thank goodness Lincoln's tails reacted after what Chandler did.
Nico: That was just disgusting.
Me: You got that right.
Lincoln: Those two and Dark Chandler deserved that, especially for that dumb stunt.
We got a shower afterwards, and then, Lincoln and the Simulator versions of Himiko Toga A.K.A. Lady Elementa, Kyoka Jiro A.K.A. Hearing Hero: Earphone Jack, Mina Ashido A.K.A. Pinky, Momo Yaoyorozu A.K.A. Everything Hero: Creati, Ochaco Uraraka A.K.A. Uravity, Toru Hagakure A.K.A. Stealth Hero: Invisible Girl, Tsuyu Asui A.K.A. Rainy Season Hero: Froppy, Itsuka Kendo A.K.A. Battle Fist, Yui Kodai A.K.A. Rule, Kinoko Komori A.K.A. Shemage, Ibara Shiozaki A.K.A. Vine, Pony Tsunotori A.K.A. Rocketti, Setsuna Tokage A.K.A. Lizardy, Reiko Yanagi A.K.A. Emily, Kashiko Sekigai A.K.A. Sensor Girl, Mei Hatsume, and Jules are heading to Sirena Beach.
Lincoln snapped his fingers, and the 18-year-old, white-haired, 8'5", handsome and extremely muscular man had on his new large orange and black speedo with a Thunderbird and a lightning bolt surrounded by elemental forces and stars on it with rainbow flames coming off the speedo, orange sandals, his jewelry and accessories, and he had his weapons holstered in case of trouble.
And the Simulator versions of Himiko Toga A.K.A. Lady Elementa, Kyoka Jiro A.K.A. Hearing Hero: Earphone Jack, Mina Ashido A.K.A. Pinky, Momo Yaoyorozu A.K.A. Everything Hero: Creati, Ochaco Uraraka A.K.A. Uravity, Toru Hagakure A.K.A. Stealth Hero: Invisible Girl, Tsuyu Asui A.K.A. Rainy Season Hero: Froppy, Itsuka Kendo A.K.A. Battle Fist, Yui Kodai A.K.A. Rule, Kinoko Komori A.K.A. Shemage, Ibara Shiozaki A.K.A. Vine, Pony Tsunotori A.K.A. Rocketti, Setsuna Tokage A.K.A. Lizardy, Reiko Yanagi A.K.A. Emily, Kashiko Sekigai A.K.A. Sensor Girl, Mei Hatsume, and Jules are dressed in two-piece colored bikinis The Musiqidandi Sisters made for them, colored sandals, and they had their weapons holstered in case of trouble. Plus, we found out the Simulator versions of Himiko Toga A.K.A. Lady Elementa, Kyoka Jiro A.K.A. Hearing Hero: Earphone Jack, Mina Ashido A.K.A. Pinky, Momo Yaoyorozu A.K.A. Everything Hero: Creati, Ochaco Uraraka A.K.A. Uravity, Toru Hagakure A.K.A. Stealth Hero: Invisible Girl, Tsuyu Asui A.K.A. Rainy Season Hero: Froppy, Itsuka Kendo A.K.A. Battle Fist, Yui Kodai A.K.A. Rule, Kinoko Komori A.K.A. Shemage, Ibara Shiozaki A.K.A. Vine, Pony Tsunotori A.K.A. Rocketti, Setsuna Tokage A.K.A. Lizardy, Reiko Yanagi A.K.A. Emily, Kashiko Sekigai A.K.A. Sensor Girl, Mei Hatsume, and Jules all had feelings for Lincoln, and he also had feelings for them, and he also saved them all from an ambush by a group of musclebound thugs Flip hired to kill them, Lincoln sucked out their muscle mass, virility, strength, blood, and life energy as it killed them all which made those buttfaces go insane with anger, until Lincoln fired energy blasts at those buttfaces and more gold and jewels and treasures came out of them, but they also got to keep their heads up, they got word that mutant has sent more muscle-bound thugs to kill them.
Simulator Mei Hatsume: Wow, so, this is Sirena Beach, it sure is beautiful.
Lincoln: It sure is, Mei, and it's perfect for our first date. Shall we?
Lincoln and the Simulator versions of Himiko Toga A.K.A. Lady Elementa, Kyoka Jiro A.K.A. Hearing Hero: Earphone Jack, Mina Ashido A.K.A. Pinky, Momo Yaoyorozu A.K.A. Everything Hero: Creati, Ochaco Uraraka A.K.A. Uravity, Toru Hagakure A.K.A. Stealth Hero: Invisible Girl, Tsuyu Asui A.K.A. Rainy Season Hero: Froppy, Itsuka Kendo A.K.A. Battle Fist, Yui Kodai A.K.A. Rule, Kinoko Komori A.K.A. Shemage, Ibara Shiozaki A.K.A. Vine, Pony Tsunotori A.K.A. Rocketti, Setsuna Tokage A.K.A. Lizardy, Reiko Yanagi A.K.A. Emily, Kashiko Sekigai A.K.A. Sensor Girl, Mei Hatsume, and Jules dived into the waters and they had fun swimming in the ocean, and they also saw the creatures that lived there, then, they went back to the beach and they had an awesome volleyball match, and the Simulator versions of Himiko Toga A.K.A. Lady Elementa, Kyoka Jiro A.K.A. Hearing Hero: Earphone Jack, Mina Ashido A.K.A. Pinky, Momo Yaoyorozu A.K.A. Everything Hero: Creati, Ochaco Uraraka A.K.A. Uravity, Toru Hagakure A.K.A. Stealth Hero: Invisible Girl, Tsuyu Asui A.K.A. Rainy Season Hero: Froppy, Itsuka Kendo A.K.A. Battle Fist, Yui Kodai A.K.A. Rule, Kinoko Komori A.K.A. Shemage, Ibara Shiozaki A.K.A. Vine, Pony Tsunotori A.K.A. Rocketti, Setsuna Tokage A.K.A. Lizardy, Reiko Yanagi A.K.A. Emily, Kashiko Sekigai A.K.A. Sensor Girl, Mei Hatsume, and Jules got an extremely massive and deep atomic red blush on their faces when they saw Lincoln lift thirteen massive 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells Lincoln summoned in his large and strong hands and thirteen massive and long white wolf tails.
But then, they saw the hulking muscle-bound thugs that Flip hired coming after them, but Lincoln fired vacuum tubes from his chest which latched onto the chests of Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs, and then, the vacuum tubes literally began sucking Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs dry of all their massive muscle mass, virility, blood, and physical strength, and all of it was being pumped into Lincoln and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed and he also grew even stronger. When Lincoln was done, the vacuum tubes detached themselves from the chests of the thugs and went back into Lincoln, and the thugs were now dead from blood loss and thin as a rake and he fired a blast of red energy and destroyed them leaving them as ashes.
Lincoln: Nice try, you stupid mutant!
Then, they had some lunch, and then, as the sun was about to set, Lincoln made clones of himself and he and his clones went up to the Simulator versions of Himiko Toga A.K.A. Lady Elementa, Kyoka Jiro A.K.A. Hearing Hero: Earphone Jack, Mina Ashido A.K.A. Pinky, Momo Yaoyorozu A.K.A. Everything Hero: Creati, Ochaco Uraraka A.K.A. Uravity, Toru Hagakure A.K.A. Stealth Hero: Invisible Girl, Tsuyu Asui A.K.A. Rainy Season Hero: Froppy, Itsuka Kendo A.K.A. Battle Fist, Yui Kodai A.K.A. Rule, Kinoko Komori A.K.A. Shemage, Ibara Shiozaki A.K.A. Vine, Pony Tsunotori A.K.A. Rocketti, Setsuna Tokage A.K.A. Lizardy, Reiko Yanagi A.K.A. Emily, Kashiko Sekigai A.K.A. Sensor Girl, Mei Hatsume, and Jules and they hugged the girls in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and the Simulator versions of Himiko Toga A.K.A. Lady Elementa, Kyoka Jiro A.K.A. Hearing Hero: Earphone Jack, Mina Ashido A.K.A. Pinky, Momo Yaoyorozu A.K.A. Everything Hero: Creati, Ochaco Uraraka A.K.A. Uravity, Toru Hagakure A.K.A. Stealth Hero: Invisible Girl, Tsuyu Asui A.K.A. Rainy Season Hero: Froppy, Itsuka Kendo A.K.A. Battle Fist, Yui Kodai A.K.A. Rule, Kinoko Komori A.K.A. Shemage, Ibara Shiozaki A.K.A. Vine, Pony Tsunotori A.K.A. Rocketti, Setsuna Tokage A.K.A. Lizardy, Reiko Yanagi A.K.A. Emily, Kashiko Sekigai A.K.A. Sensor Girl, Mei Hatsume, and Jules placed their hands on the massive pecs of Lincoln and his clones, and then, they shared a passionate and romantic kiss and he also marked them as he slowly sank his fangs into them and fed on their blood. They came back home to The World Tree Estate, and Nico and I saw Lincoln covered in kisses on his face, body, and eight-pack abs.
Me: (Whistles) Wow, it looks like you really had a good time at Sirena Beach, eh, Lincoln?
Lincoln: (In Heaven) It...was...so... AWESOME!
Suddenly, seventeen Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of the Simulator versions of Himiko Toga A.K.A. Lady Elementa, Kyoka Jiro A.K.A. Hearing Hero: Earphone Jack, Mina Ashido A.K.A. Pinky, Momo Yaoyorozu A.K.A. Everything Hero: Creati, Ochaco Uraraka A.K.A. Uravity, Toru Hagakure A.K.A. Stealth Hero: Invisible Girl, Tsuyu Asui A.K.A. Rainy Season Hero: Froppy, Itsuka Kendo A.K.A. Battle Fist, Yui Kodai A.K.A. Rule, Kinoko Komori A.K.A. Shemage, Ibara Shiozaki A.K.A. Vine, Pony Tsunotori A.K.A. Rocketti, Setsuna Tokage A.K.A. Lizardy, Reiko Yanagi A.K.A. Emily, Kashiko Sekigai A.K.A. Sensor Girl, Mei Hatsume, and Jules with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha and white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks.
Lily the Mermaid: Whoa, now the Simulator versions of Himiko Toga A.K.A. Lady Elementa, Kyoka Jiro A.K.A. Hearing Hero: Earphone Jack, Mina Ashido A.K.A. Pinky, Momo Yaoyorozu A.K.A. Everything Hero: Creati, Ochaco Uraraka A.K.A. Uravity, Toru Hagakure A.K.A. Stealth Hero: Invisible Girl, Tsuyu Asui A.K.A. Rainy Season Hero: Froppy, Itsuka Kendo A.K.A. Battle Fist, Yui Kodai A.K.A. Rule, Kinoko Komori A.K.A. Shemage, Ibara Shiozaki A.K.A. Vine, Pony Tsunotori A.K.A. Rocketti, Setsuna Tokage A.K.A. Lizardy, Reiko Yanagi A.K.A. Emily, Kashiko Sekigai A.K.A. Sensor Girl, Mei Hatsume, and Jules are in your harem, Linky.
Izuku: You can thank us for that one.
Jenna: And Flip had some nerve trying to kill them, that mutant is just making things much worse for himself.
Serena Logan: I always knew that stupid mutant cheapskate was and always will be nothing but fucking trouble, and he's just making things worse for himself.
Rarity: And trying to kill the Simulator versions of Himiko Toga A.K.A. Lady Elementa, Kyoka Jiro A.K.A. Hearing Hero: Earphone Jack, Mina Ashido A.K.A. Pinky, Momo Yaoyorozu A.K.A. Everything Hero: Creati, Ochaco Uraraka A.K.A. Uravity, Toru Hagakure A.K.A. Stealth Hero: Invisible Girl, Tsuyu Asui A.K.A. Rainy Season Hero: Froppy, Itsuka Kendo A.K.A. Battle Fist, Yui Kodai A.K.A. Rule, Kinoko Komori A.K.A. Shemage, Ibara Shiozaki A.K.A. Vine, Pony Tsunotori A.K.A. Rocketti, Setsuna Tokage A.K.A. Lizardy, Reiko Yanagi A.K.A. Emily, Kashiko Sekigai A.K.A. Sensor Girl, Mei Hatsume, and Jules, now that repulsive ape is really going to get it.
Lincoln: And we also had a run-in with more of the hulking muscle-bound hired thugs they sent to kill us yet again, but I sucked out their muscle mass, strength, and virility and killed them all and sent them to The Black Gates, and that mutant should be screaming with pure vengeance and hate at us in 3...2...1!
Suddenly, we heard Flip scream and bellow with extreme hatred and rage and cursing right at us, and now, that moron has officially lost his mind.
Maria: (Flips Flip the middle finger) Yeah, up yours, you mutant moronic cheapskate!
Nico: Even after we kicked Flip's miserable hide, that mutant still refuses to quit!
Lincoln: Same with Lewis Travolta, Dark Amy, Icky Vicky, Billy McLean, Pablo, Anderson, and the other jerks at Dad's restaurant, but it's much more fun to see their thugs get killed by me.
Me: It sure is, and it's so much more fun seeing them blow their stacks!
We then saw Lincoln form a viewing window, and then, Lincoln snapped his fingers.
SNAPS FINGERS!
We saw a massive funnel appeared in Flip's mouth, and then, massive cartons of the extremely powerful laxatives that Shizuka and her sisters used on Killjoy Huggins and Lewis Travolta appeared over the funnel.
Me: (GASPS) ARE THOSE...?!
Nico: The extremely powerful laxatives Shizuka and her sisters used on Killjoy Huggins and Lewis Travolta?!
Luna: DO IT, BRO!
Then, the extremely powerful laxatives were dumped into Flip's mouth and the funnel was removed. Then, Flip's stomach gurgled and rumbled, and then...!
MASSIVELY LOUD AND EXTREMELY WET FART!
Flip farted and massive tons of gold, jewels, gems, and other currencies exploded out of his three-cheeked butt like crazy!
Flip stopped farting like crazy.
Lincoln: That's for trying to get your musclebound thugs to murder me and the girls in my harem, you disgusting three butt-cheeked mutant!
Nico: Jeez. Those laxatives are really powerful, I still remember when you tried that prank on me years ago, Connor, but that failed.
Me: Because of you using Walker's powers.
Connor Chan: Flip's really pissing me off now, if he does this again, I'm gonna shove a grenade down his throat!
Nico: Connor, I know you're angry, but we're saving it for December 1st when we kill him, Icky Vicky, and Xehanort. Now, don't even think of getting into the weapons room or I'm telling Dad!
Connor Chan: Tattle tale.
Later it was time for another awesome Super Mario Galaxy 2 adventure.
Nico: Flipsville Galaxy is next.
Me: Awesome!
Lola: Yeah!
Nicole: That means Glamdozer will be next.
Nico: Yep.
Ben: Me and Rex will go next.
Nico: Awesome!
They went in and the Simulator activated and they were at FLIPSVILLE GALAXY!
Rex: Wow this is awesome.
Nico: Any tips Nicole?
Nicole: (On the radio) Well the Star is inside Glamdozer. I'll tell you how to get it when you get there.
Nico: Okay then.
Ben: Which alien should I use here?
Nico: Whichever one sounds good.
Ben: And I got just the one!
He turned into UPGRADE!
Upgrade merged with Rex!
Nico: OH YEAH!
Upgrade: Boy this is gonna be fun.
?: That is awesome!
2 figures came. 1 was a girl with purple hair and purple clothes and black angel wings and had a tiara with the symbol of oil on it and the same symbol on her skirt. The second had brown hair and green eyes and had brown clothes and yellow angel wings and had a tiara with the symbol of the D'Resh Moonland on it and the same symbol on her skirt and a cactus sword.
Delia D'Resh: Delia D'Resh, Embodiment of the Desert Moonland of D'Resh.
Olivia Oil: Olivia Oil, Embodiment of Oil Man is here.
Applejack and Liam: YEEHAW!
Applejack: Boy it's great to see Olivia.
Liam: Yeah it is!
Olivia Oil: Awesome to hear your voices Applejack and Liam.
Nico: Awesome! We can talk more later. Lets head out.
They were off.
Nico: Nicole is there anything about this Galaxy we should know?
Nicole: Well it's not called Flipsville Galaxy for show. The place is called that because there are houses that are rightside up and upside down. Crazy huh?
Nico: I can see why.
Delia D'Resh: Wow this is crazy.
Rex: It sure is.
Nico: We'll just have to roll with it.
They went along with it and got to the end and they saw GLAMDOZER! She was sleeping.
Nico: There she is.
Rex: She's huge.
Nicole: Okay you got to bash her on her belly. You have to hit her underneath her.
Nico: Easy.
Nico used his gravity powers and then lifted her up and bashed her.
She woke up and she was cranky and mad!
Nico: Hi!
She roared and was mad!
Rex: Oh now she is really mad!
Nico: (gets out Hank Scorpio and Doctor Octopus' Ridewatches) Time for genius power!
He activated them and grew octopus arms and lifted her up and smashed her on her belly and then Delia and Olivia blasted Glamdozer and Nico smashed her down.
Then she got RAGING MAD! Steam shot out as she turned red!
Me: WHOA! Now she is mad!
Rex and Ben blasted her and she then exploded and out came the star!
Nico: There's the star!
They went and got it!
YOU GOT A STAR!
Delia: That was fun!
Olivia Oil: Yeah!
They all high five!
Nico: How did you meet Applejack and Liam?
Olivia Oil: I fixed some of their equipment for them and oiled it up for them.
Nico: Wow! That is cool!
Olivia Oil: Yep.
Nico: Would you two like to join the team?
Delia: We would be honoed.
They left and we cheered for them and Rex: Wow this is awesome.
Nico: Any tips Nicole?
Nicole: (On the radio) Well the Star is inside Glamdozer. I'll tell you how to get it when you get there.
Nico: Okay hugged both Applejack and Liam.
Poromon stood in the middle of the room. His whiteboard is behind him. Every few moments he turns round suddently.
May: Whatcha doing?
Poromon: I'm attempting to view my work as a fleeting peripheral image so as to engage the superior colliculus of my brain.
May: Interesting. I usually just have coffee. You've been up all night?
Poromon: Is it morning?
May: Yes.
Poromon: Then I've been up all night.
May: And you're stuck?
Poromon: Why else would a person try to engage their superior colliculus?
May: Oh, sorry, sweetie, I can't help you till I've had my coffee.
Nico: May, I told you if you don't put him in his crate at night he just runs around the estate.
May: What is he doing now?
Nico: Mmm, he's either isolating the terms of his formula and examining them individually, or looking for Tick Tock to see how he's doing since his favorite prey is gone for good.
Poromon: Tick Tock has been with us since we met him. If you're gonna mock me, at least remember stuff.
Nico: Aye, aye, Captain.
Poromon: You referencing Captain Hook doesn't help.
Nico: Noted.
Poromon: I can't see it! It just won't coalesce.
Nico: Maybe you need a fresh start.
Poromon: You're right. (Takes whiteboard to window and throws it out. A car crashing is heard as he Picks up a new one) It's a great idea, Nico. Thank you.
Curly: Did you just cause a car accident?
Moe: No you buzzard brain he caused a flower to grow.
SLAP!
He slapped him.
Me: (LAUGHS) Funny!
Valiant: Lewa, I'll never regret meeting you.
Lewa: Me neither. And it was awesome that J.D. helped too because of his family's history with World War II.
Valiant: That is true.
Me: Yeah that was fun.
May: Hey, Poromon. (Steps on marbles which are all over the floor, screams and falls)
CRASH!
Nico: Oh, my God! Are you… (falls as well)
SMASH!
Poromon: Good Lord! You're ruining everything!
May: Oh, damn.
Nico: Are you okay?
May: Do I look okay?
Nico: Don't bark at me. I fell, too.
May: Right. Sorry.
Me and Eli helped them up.
Ren: Poromon, what the hell are you doing you eediot?
Poromon: The same thing I've been doing for three days. Trying to figure out why electrons behave as if they have no mass when travelling through a graphene sheet.
Manaphy: With marbles?
Poromon: I was going for peas but they were too small.
Me: Electrons are small with only a diameter of only a few billionths of an inch.
Manaphy: Poromon, when was the last time you got any sleep?
Poromon: I don't know, two, three days. Not important. I don't need sleep, I need answers. I need to determine where in this swamp of unbalanced formulas squatteth the toad of truth.
May: Toad of truth? Is that a physics thing?
I shrugged.
Nico: No, that's a crazy thing.
Manaphy: Okay, Poromon. What happens to our neuroreceptors when we don't get enough REM sleep?
Poromon: They lose their sensitivity to serotonin and norepinephrine.
Manaphy: Which leads to…?
Poromon: Impaired cognitive function.
Manaphy: Right, so march in there, brush your teeth and go to bed.
Me: You need it bad.
Poromon: But I don't want to go to bed.
Me: NO POUTING MISTER!
Manaphy: I'm going to count to three. One…
Poromon: Oh, all right.
Me: Or no beer for a week!
Nico: That was amazing how you handled him.
Manaphy: I am his girlfriend, after all.
Stimpy: It sure was cool! Huh Ren?
Ren: You said it pal.
Valiant: I'm also grateful that you helped kill Von Talon.
Lewa: That was awesome.
Me: Yeah it sure was. It was like what my grandfather went through all those years ago.
Nico: That was awesome.
Lola: Boy no kidding.
Nico's phone rang and he answered it.
Nico: Hello?. Yeah, I'm Nico Chan. Yeah, yeah, he's my Digimon partner. Oh, God, is he okay? Yeah, alright, alright, I'll be right there.
May: What happened?
Nico: Poromon's escaped and is terrorizing the village.
May: Okay. Have fun.
Swindle: Do I even want to know where he's terrorizing?
Me: (SIGHS) We better go get him.
Qin: Yeah.
We were off.
Valiant: I'm just sorry that it took you so long to have a big mission.
Lewa: I know but it was still fun and cool.
Lola: Yeah it was.
Nico: Yep.
Me: And the best part out of all that was reuniting with my sister after 10 years.
Lewa: That's true.
We were over at the arcade and pizza restaurant
Nico entered a children's play area.
Nico: Hi, I'm Nico Chan. Where is he?
Security Guard: Ball pit.
Nico saw Poromon in a ball pit building carbon atoms out of plastic balls.
Me: (LAUGHS) That's cool.
Nico: Thanks for not calling the cops.
Security Guard: Oh, hey, it's no big deal. My sister's got a kid who's special.
Nico: Yeah, well, he's extra special. (to Poromon) Hey, Poromon. What you doing?
Poromon: Size ratio was all wrong. Couldn't visualize it. Needed bigger carbon atoms.
Nico: Sure, sure. How did you get into this place?
Poromon: Back door has a five-pin tumbler system, single-circuit alarm. Child's play. You can start sorting protons and neutrons while I build carbon atoms.
Nico: No, I don't think so. We need to go home now.
Poromon: But I'm still working.
Nico: Poromon, if you don't come out of there, I'm going to have to fucking drag you out!
Me: Nico no need for language here there are children.
Nico: Oops sorry.
Poromon: You can try, but you'll never catch me. (He disappears under the balls)
Nico: For God's sakes. Poromon, come here! (goes in after him)
SPLASH!
Poromon: (popping his head up) Missed me! (Disappears, pops up in another place) Missed me! (And again) Missed me! (And again) Missed me! (And again) Missed me!
Sunstreaker: Have fun, Nico!
Me: Oh for crying out loud! Eli?
Eli: I'm on it.
Eli used the Force and grabbed Poromon.
Valiant: I guess it was thanks to me that you reunited with your sister, huh?
Me: Yes it was.
Qin: That was cool.
Lola: Yep.
Poromon: I'm Sorry, guys.
Bubble Man: It's okay, Poromon. How about we help you solve this problem so you can get some sleep?
Poromon: (YAWNS) I would like that.
Me: I actually know the answer to that. The mass of a Carbon atom is 12.011 u or the Carbon 12 Atomic mass is 1.99264687992(60).
Nico's head started to hurt.
Lisa Loud: He's correct!
Poromon: Thank you!
Me: You're welcome.
Nico: How did you know that J.D.?
Me: Lisa has been teaching me all about atomic and quantum science including the mass and sizes of atomic particles and subatomic particles.
Nico: (DRONING AND DROOLING)
His head was sparking and smoking.
Eli kicked him in the butt and was back to normal.
Nico: Thanks Eli. But I'm impressed.
Me: I know.
Nico: Now, lets get you to sleep.
We got Poromon to his room back at the estate and Manaphy was looking out for him.
We went back to the living room.
Me: Poor Poromon is gonna be out for a while.
Camie: He sure is.
Me: Also the 50th Dimensional Unified field theorum is 6.272346.
Lisa Loud: Not really sure about that but you might be onto something.
Nico: I can't believe I chased him through a ball pit!
Duncan: It could have been worse Nico. You could have found a kid in there that was lost and he called you mama.
WE LAUGHED!
Me: (LAUGHS) I remember that! That was funny.
Courtney: (LAUGHS) That was true.
Me: (LAUGHS) No offense Duncan but that was really funny.
Duncan: None taken J.D. But yeah.
Nico: But I'm glad it's over.
Me: It is.
Nico: Thanks for solving that J.D.
Me: No problem. But thank Lisa for teaching all that to me.
Lisa Loud: You're welcome. It was the least I can do.
Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes, the rainbow iris of his Third Eye, his cutie mark tattoo on his back and Thunderbolt cutie mark with circle of surrounding elements on his massive left pec glowed, and he had a vision, and he saw who it was that we're going to confront today: it was none other than Rocky, the criminal gangster, and he's come back for revenge against Rover Dangerfield. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.
Lincoln: Oh, dear God!
Lincoln sounded the alarm and we rushed in.
Nico: We heard the alarm, what's wrong, Lincoln?
Lincoln: Nico, everyone, we've got a seriously huge emergency. I just had a vision and I saw who it was that we're going to confront today, it's none other than Rocky, the criminal gangster, and he's come back for revenge against Rover Dangerfield.
We gasped.
Me: Oh man. But, if I remember right, he got taken by his fellow gangsters and thrown off Hoover Dam.
Eli: He was LITERALLY sleeping with the Fishes.
Nico: Something must've brought him back from the dead.
Lincoln checked his miniature camera on his wrist computer on his left gold Bracer, and he saw the footage and he saw who it was that did this: it was Universe 666 Sebastian.
Lincoln: That dirty psychopathic bastard!
Buster Bunny: Leave that one to me.
Buster Bunny opened a portal and he threw a bomb of tar and feathers at Universe 666 Sebastian and he was covered in tar and the feathers covered him last as the portal closed. That made that lunatic roar with rage.
Goten: You tarred and feathered him, didn't you?
Babs Bunny: He did.
Nico: Classic. Okay, let's head down and help Rover Dangerfield deal with that mug.
Babs Bunny spin-changed into a gangster.
Babs Bunny: (Gangster voice) It's curtains for ya, Rocky. Curtains!
We were trying to hold in our laughter, but we failed and busted out laughing.
Maria: (LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY) BABS, YOU ALWAYS KNOW HOW TO CRACK PEOPLE UP!
Lincoln: She always knows how to really make people laugh, especially when she disguises herself as someone else.
Me: Yeah and also I love Rover Dangerfield. He was voiced by the late Rodney Dangerfield.
Luan: Boy I loved all his comedy acts! They were funny.
Moe Howard: Good old Rodney. He was a classic act back during our time.
Me: He was awesome.
Eli: He sure was!
Me: (Imitating Rodney Dangerfield) I don't get no respect! And that bad girl Tazma she was so stupid!
WE LAUGHED!
Nico: (LAUGHS) That is for sure!
Qin: Yeah that is funny!
Nico: Shame Poromon and Manaphy are missing out.
Poromon: No I'm not!
Manaphy: Me neither.
We saw them.
Me: Clones?
Poromon: Yep. Contingency plans just in case.
Manaphy: Yep. Just in case we are out of commission.
Me: Clever. Looks like the mascots had the same contingency plans we have.
Laney: Yep.
Nico: Not to be confused with the Tazma clone we fought!
Me: Yeah.
Varie: Still funny though.
Camie: Who is Rocky?
Me: A Ruthless gangster (Imitating Rodney) He's a man that smells like low grade dogfood.
We laughed!
Nico: (LAUGHS) That is funny!
I went over his history.
Rocky is the main antagonist of the 1991 animated film Rover Dangerfield.
He was voiced by Sal Landi.
Rocky is a young man with slick, black hair, blue eyes, a white or black shirt, and blue, black, or gray pants. He is almost always seen smoking a cigarette.
Biography
He is first seen in Connie's dressing room. After he sees the dogs, he kicks them out of the room. Later he is seen with two gangsters, offering them jewelry in exchange for money.
He is interrupted by a bone and the gangsters thought they heard a gunshot and start to run away from him, thinking he's a cop in disguise that set them up. He tries to tell them that it was those two dogs but they do not believe him and left him after telling him he just blew his last chance. As a result, Rocky gets mad and throws the bone at the window and tells Rover that he's going to get him. When Connie goes on a trip for two weeks, he reluctantly agrees to watch her dog. Turns out, he saw this as a chance to murder the dog as soon as Connie left. Rocky attacked Rover until he was out cold and stuffs him in a bag and he throws the bag over the Hoover Dam.
Later when Rover returns, he is shocked to see him alive. Rocky is attacked by him but knocks him away and says he thought he got rid of him for good. Unfortunately for him, Connie overhears this and unsurprisingly, she dumps him as a result with a slap on the face.
Infuriated about that, he threatens to beat her, but Rover attacks him. He sees the other dogs growling at him and he cowardly runs away, as Rover the other dogs pursue him down the stairs and through the entire casino. He later ran outside at the drive lain where he sees the limo with his gangster friends inside of it, and Rocky rushes in the car with no second thought. He thought he was safe from Rover, but his victory was cut short when the gangsters reminded him of the setup from earlier in the movie. They asked him if he wanted to see the Hoover Dam, much to Rocky's horror. He was then driven away screaming in terror as he was about to meet his presumed fate. Rover took satisfaction in knowing Rocky was gone for good.
It is unknown what happened to Rocky afterwards, but it is possible he either survived in the water just like Rover did, or died when he drowned.
When I was done everyone was shocked!
Mizore: That monster! I'm going to snap his neck when I'm done with him!
Me: Go for it Mizore.
The previous group came.
Vector: Can me, my team, Madame Masque, Brass Knuckles, Copperhead, Hank Scorpio, Top, Taskmaster, Dayu, Vulkanus, and Ben Ravencroft go with you guys?
Vapor: And how long was Poromon working on that problem?
Nico: In order yes you all can come with us and also he was working on that problem for 3 days.
Me: Yeah.
Vapor: Geez! He really wore himself out and made himself ragged.
Nico: Yeah no kidding. But we're going to meet Rover Dangerfield.
Hank Scorpio: Whoa! I love Rover Dangerfield. He was voiced by Rodney Dangerfield.
Me: Yep and he was funny. I loved his movie he was in. Caddyshack. That was funny.
Nico: Yep.
Disk Wars Magneto: Nico, which Gene Slammer do you think you'll meet next?
X Ray: Also, I hope there are 6 Embodiments who each have met 2 of Kamen Rider teams in our ranks.
Nico: Search Man next.
Me: Cool!
Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes, the rainbow iris of his Third Eye, his cutie mark tattoo on his back and Thunderbolt cutie mark with circle of surrounding elements on his massive left pec glowed, and the rainbow colored iris of Lincoln, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., and Rita's Third Eye, and everyone else's Third Eye glowed even more and our rainbow energy auras, rainbow protective auras, and rainbow fire auras flared up even more, as they sensed a massively powerful energy signal with their eyes and the Force, and they saw who the figures were in the vision: the figure was none other than Universe 666 Majin Buu, and that lunatic has sent him out to kill us. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.
Lincoln: Oh dear God!
Rayman: I can guess that we got big trouble heading our way. Lincoln, who was it that you saw?
Lincoln: You guessed it, Rayman, and this is someone that we're so not going to like one bit. Nico, everyone, we've got a seriously huge emergency. I just had a vision and I saw who it was that we're going to confront today, the figures were none other than Universe 666 Majin Buu, the next one of Universe 666 Sebastian's resurrected mind-controlled minions, and that lunatic has sent him out to kill us.
We gasped.
Buster Bunny: Is he in the very form that Goten and Trunks fought against when they were kids, A.K.A. Super Buu?
Lincoln: Yeah, that's right.
Buster Bunny: Hmm. This is going to be really tricky though.
Taz: (Speaking in Grunts, Growls, and Rasps)
The toons gasped in horror.
Me: What did he say?
Buster Bunny: Taz just asked that he's gonna need Sebastian to turn into Demon Angel Mode and unleash the very depths of Hell on him.
Our jaws hit the floor!
CLANG!
Eli helped put our jaws back in.
Nico: Oh God, as much as we don't want that, we've got no choice. Sebastian, you're helping Taz and you're going to unleash the very depths of Hell on Universe 666 Super Buu.
Sebastian Mendez: Very well.
Lincoln: Taz is really gonna have to keep an eye on him.
Nico: Big time, but this needs to be done. Alright, gang, let's go, we're heading off to help Rover Dangerfield and silence that moron, Rocky.
Lincoln: He's gonna be sleeping with the fishes as soon as we get done with him, and once we do, you better be ready for Hell, Universe 666 Super Buu.
Buster Bunny: Of all the Z-Fighters' foes that you've had to bring back, Universe 666 Super Buu is the one person we certainly didn't expect. You better be ready to suffer the consequences when we thin out every last one of your forces!
Nico: Yeah! First we'll watch the movie and then we'll head out.
Lola: I'll make some popcorn.
She went and did so.
We got to watching the movie.
Rover is a Basset Hound that lives a life of luxury in Las Vegas with his owner Connie, a showgirl. He gambles and flirts with girls with his best friend Eddie. One night, he sees Connie's criminal boyfriend Rocky in a transaction with a pair of gangsters and accidentally disrupts it by dropping a bone into the meeting. Thinking that Rocky is an undercover cop setting them up, the gangsters flee as the big boss tells Rocky that he has blown his last chance as Rocky quotes that it's just a stupid dog outside. He throws the bone towards a fleeing Rover and Eddie.
The next day, Connie goes on tour for two weeks, leaving Rocky to look after Rover. In retaliation for ruining his deal, Rocky stuffs Rover in a bag, drives him to Hoover Dam and throws him into the water.
The bag is later pulled out of the water by two passing fishermen, who take Rover back to shore and place him in the back of their pickup truck. Rover regains consciousness and jumps out of the truck when the fishermen stop for gas, and begins to wander down the road. He ends up in the countryside, and eventually runs into a farmer, Cal, and his son, Danny, who convinces his father to take the dog in. Cal agrees on one condition: at the first sign of trouble, he'll be sent to an animal shelter. If nobody claims him, the animal shelter can put him down.
Rover has difficulty adjusting to life on the farm but with a help of Daisy, a beautiful collie next door, and the other dogs on the farm, he succeeds in earning their trust. Rover spends Christmas with the family, and begins to fall in love with Daisy, who returns his affections.
However, one night, a pack of wolves attempt to kill a turkey on the farm. As Rover attempts to save the turkey, the wolves run off, but the bird ends up dead and Cal mistakenly believes Rover to have been responsible. The next morning, Cal takes Rover into the woods to shoot him, but he hesitates and is attacked by the wolves. Rover manages to chase off the wolves, and rallies the other farm dogs to get the injured Cal home.
Rover's heroics make the papers, allowing Eddie and Connie to find out where he is. Danny informs Rover of his trip back to Las Vegas and he departs the farm. Although initially happy to be reunited with Connie and his friends, Rover soon begins to miss his life on the farm. When Rocky comes into Connie's dressing room, and upon seeing him, Rover initiates revenge. After Rocky accidentally confesses to what he did, Connie angrily punches him in the face and breaks up with him. Infuriated, Rocky tries to retaliate against Connie, but Rover and his dog friends chase him out of the casino, where a gangster beckons him into their limo. At first, Rocky is happy they saved him, but then questions their presence in the first place. The big boss quotes "This is a setup. Wanna see Hoover Dam"? The limo drives off with a horrified Rocky as Rover says his goodbyes to him.
Sometime later, Rover, missing Daisy, becomes depressed. Realizing he has met someone, Connie takes Rover back to the farm to stay and allows Cal and Danny to keep him this time. Rover is reunited with Daisy, who leads him to the barn and reveals to him that he is now a father, unveiling six puppies: Five of them resembles Rover and one resembles Daisy. The story ends with Rover teaching his kids how to play cards and playfully chasing Daisy around the farmyard.
We were laughing hysterically at the movie and it was FUNNY!
Brass Knuckles: This is really funny!
Me: (LAUGHS) YEAH!
Lana: YEAH!
Laney: Yeah!
We were laughing more!
Nelson Muntz: Who's ready to go?
Nico: We all are. Lets head out.
Lincoln put up a rainbow energy field around The World Tree Estate and all of us headed out to help Rover Dangerfield and silence that moron, Rocky, and once we get done with him, Taz is going to take down Universe 666 Super Buu and break Universe 666 Sebastian's control over him.
LAS VEGAS, NEVADA
We arrived in Sin City.
Me: Sin City.
Lola: Yeah.
Nico: Amazing.
Hank Scorpio: Where's Rover right now?
Eli: Up there.
We saw a HUGE Mansion on top of the Aria Hotel.
Me: Wow! It's on top of the Aria Hotel? That's incredible.
Nico: I hope we win everything here.
Me: (LAUGHS) Yeah.
We went up to the roof.
We arrived and saw that it was a huge mansion.
Me: Wow! What a pad.
Laney: Boy you can see all of Las Vegas from up here.
Rothar: Rover? Are you there?
Rover saw us.
Rover: Well I'll be! Team Loud Phoenix Storm it's an honor to meet you guys.
Me: Same here.
Laney: Yeah!
Taskmaster: Are you a Golden Retriever?
Rover: Whoa I am not a golden!
Me: He's a BASSET HOUND, Tony.
Rover: I don't get no respect!
Jabberjaw: Boy you and I have so much in common. We both don't get no respect. Nyuk nyuk nyuk nyuk nyuk.
King Stefan: Rest assured it was a simple question.
Me: Yeah.
Rover: I know.
Me: (LAUGHS) You crack me up Rover. Also I take it you heard?
Rover: About Rocky coming back? I thought that jerk was dead?
Me: He was. He was thrown over the Hoover Dam. But he's back for revenge. On you.
Nico: Yeah.
Vulkanus: But that's why we're here.
Me: Yeah. To kill him and banish him to the Black Gates.
Qin: You got that right.
Camie: Yep.
Rover: Thanks guys.
Laney: Anytime.
Moe Howard: I'm going to mash that guy like a potato!
Curly: I'm going to get ahold of that guy and tear his ears off and gouge his eyes out!
Moe Howard: Shut up you're not in the woods Tarzan!
Alan: Also, the Manaphy and Poromon here are clones.
Ann: The real ones are back home.
Me: Yeah contingency plan.
Laney: Yep.
Rover: That is nice guys.
Ben Ravencroft: There's a good reason why they're back home.
Ironclad: Poromon was trying to solve a science problem.
Rover: Ah science is tough.
Me: It is. But it's cool and it helps unlock the secrets of the universe.
Camie: Yeah it sure does.
Varie: Yep.
Nico: Yeah. We better get ready.
Smithers: Also have you been to a ballpit before?
Rover: Many times. Not a bad playplace.
Me: Awesome.
Nico: Oh god.
Eli: (Concentrates) He's walking here.
Nico: Oh boy.
Me: Lets get ready for him. If it's a fight he wants we'll give him a WAR.
Nico: Yeah.
Dayu: Specifically, that's where Poromon went. Nico had to chase him through there.
Me: Yeah.
Nico: I don't EVER want to go through that again.
Me: Still funny though.
POW!
I got punched on the head!
Me: OW! What the fuck was that for!?
Nico: Dude, it annoyed me having to chase my partner through there.
Magmon: Like he was your kid.
Me: Okay okay okay. Sorry.
I rubbed my head and grumbled.
Nico: Sorry, J.D.
Top: But that probably did drive Nico up the wall.
Me: I'm sure it did. Haven't been in one of those in years. But Nico?
I grabbed Nico by his shirt.
Me: (Threateningly) You ever hit me again and I will rip your tongue out through your nose and I will do something so horrible that I will make Slappy's nightmares feel like childs play. Do you understand me!?
Nico: I really am sorry, dude!
Hak Foo: He definitely is.
Me: Good. Also I forgive you. Just don't let it happen again.
Nico: Okay okay okay.
Qin: Yeah.
I let him : I really am sorry, dude!
Hak Foo: He definitely is.
Me: Good. Also I forgive you. Just don't let it happen again.
Nico: Okay okay okay.
Qin: Yeah.
I let him go.
Copperhead: Imagine if it was Poliwag, Manaphy or Horsea!
Nico: Okay that's enough. Lets focus.
Rover: Right.
Me: I agree.
Eli: (Concentrates) He's in the casino.
Thetis: Entrance Time.
Nico: Lets go. Those that don't want to be in the fight can gamble to their hearts content.
Lana: Awesome!
We went down to the casino of the hotel. We saw Rocky and went at him. The spirits of the casino appeared and swirled around him and then converged and then...
KRABBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!
A massive fiery explosion blasted off above him and then a phoenix cry was heard.
We landed.
Me: Rocky, time for you to sleep with the fishes! PERMANENTLY!
Rocky: I will kill you all!
He went at me and pulled out a knife and I kicked him into a slot machine and it landed on the jackpot!
Me: Nice!
Lana was playing slot machines and winning the jackpots LIKE CRAZY!
Madame Masque: Might as well have some fun too.
She went and did so as well.
Lana was REALLY PILING ON THE DOUGH!
POW!
I punched Rocky in his face and kicked him in the stomach and Rover bit him on his crotch and he screamed in pain and I punched Rocky in the face!
Horsea squirted ink.
The ink got in his eyes.
Lincoln fired a wave of lightning and electrocuted him.
Laney used vine whips and lashed him all over.
Then Electropede, Samon Shakekisutanchin, Marluxia, Black Knight Ghost, Xigbar, Count Spankulot, Black Lance, MetalSeadramon, Lythos, and SkullMeramon came.
Nico: Electropede, Samon Shakekisutanchin, Marluxia, Black Knight Ghost, Xigbar, Count Spankulot, Black Lance, MetalSeadramon, Lythos, and SkullMeramon.
Electropede: How much money has Lana gotten so far?
Samon Shakekisutanchin: Probably a lot
Marluxia: Good to know.
Me: Yep.
Black Knight Ghost: (to Nico) We heard you fought a Tazma clone.
Nico: Yep we sure did.
Xigbar: How was it?
Me: Epic! Zarya transformed during that one.
Great Scientist Zaien Came.
Me: Great Scientist Zaien. Up for another round?
Great Scientist Zaien: Yep I sure am.
Me: Awesome.
Great Scientist Zaien: How's Poromon right now?
Nico: Tired and out cold.
Qin: Yeahl
Nico: But he'll be better tomorrow. Lets get it on!
Me: COME ON YOU APES! YOU WANT TO LIVE FOREVER!?
We went at them.
Paula (Loud House), Aussa, Kamui, Supreme Kai of The West, Lyn, Aika Kiryuu, Lynn, Margo, Polly Pain, Lightning, Brick, Duncan, Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Air Skylanders, RD Lincoln, and Bubble Man VS Electropede, Hydrax, Contemptra, Gameface, Gamertron, Billiards Shadow, Azald, Millipede Pete, Vector, X-Ray, Ironclad, and Wrecker - Nico's rescue was on Gemina and dealing with the clone of Tazma and Zarya transformed
Electropede was first.
Electropede: (to Paula) Nico's rescue was on Gemina dealing with the clone of Tazma. Zarya transformed too.
Paula: Yeah that was really awesome to see there.
Aussa: We were amazed ourselves guys.
Rainbow Dash: It sure was awesome! Zarya and the Mysticons and their big day siblings let her have it!
Scootaloo: That was so awesome and fun!
Whirlwind: You got that right! That was cool!
Electropede: Yeah it sure was! Wow! I'm glad they had fun. Lets do it!
Paula: THUNDERSPOR LETS PLAY BALL!
She turned into a Lightning Ball themed hero.
Paula: I am LADY THUNDERBALL! (ECHOING) LIGHTNING THUNDERBALL BLAST!
She fired a wave of ball lightning and the group fired waves of lightning, wind and rainbows and smashed them down.
Power Pack (Marvel), Metamorpho, Kairyu-Shin, Ocean Dragon Lord - Kairyu-Shin, Ocean Dragon Lord - Neo Daedalus, Yormungarde, Spiderman, Thor, Ghost Rider, Iron Man, Hulk, Wolverine, Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Water Skylanders, Disk Wars Magneto and Disk Wars Deadpool VS Samon Shakekisutanchin, Manta Bayarsh, Ryugu Tamatebacco, Dogranio Yaboon, Goche, Azald, Bangray, Mr. Freeze, Fission Metroids, Mongolian Death Worm, Monster Dandelion, and Mocktroids - Us battling Another Ice King, Flame Queen, Ricardio, Evil Heat Man and Hank Scorpio who were the Keyblade Knight of Baku & Son'a and the Embodiments of Stalactite and Buffalo
Samon Shakekisutanchin was next.
Samon Shakekisutanchin: (to Power Pack) Nico, Sophie's team, Hank Scorpio's team, and the others did good battling Another Ice King, Flame Queen, Ricardio, Evil Heat Man and Hank Scorpio. They were the Keyblade Knight of Baku & Son'a and the Embodiments of Stalactite and Buffalo
Zero G: Yeah they sure were amazing to see.
Lightspeed: Boy we were amazed meeting them and we were in awe that The Buffalo Embodiment was a former supervillain.
Metamorpho: Yeah that is for sure! We were amazed ourselves. She was called The White Buffalo.
Rarity: We were really amazed hearing about her.
Sweetie Belle: Turns out she didn't like the Supervillain life and she went into real estate. She is the girl that sold J.D. and his family their house in Michigan.
Gill Grunt: We were amazed to hear that.
Energizer: Yeah that was awesome.
Mass Master: Boy it sure was.
Samon Shakekisutanchin: That is cool! I didn't know she did that for him. Lets do it!
Power Pack: RANGERA LETS MORPH!
They turned into a Power Rangers themed hero group!
Power Pack: WE ARE THE RANGER PACK! (ECHOING) RANGERS OF THE FORCE BLAST!
They fired waves of energy and the group fired waves of water, ice and jewels and smashed them down.
Layla Williams, Nathalie Sancoeur, Lillymon, Dark Spore Kids, Monarus, Oberus, Laney, Mimi, Syd Chang, Becky, Poison Ivy, Plant Man, Fluttershy, Nelson Muntz and RD Leni VS Marluxia, Evil Luxord, Demyx, Axel, Saix, Zexion, Lexaeus, Neopolitan, Blizaru, Buffalo Gals, SHS Baron, Mordo, and Bubbles (MLP Pony Life) - Lincoln's rescue in Florida to smash Stan and Steak Stankco
Marluxia was next.
Marluxia: (to Layla) I heard Lincoln's rescue was in Florida to smash Stan and Steak Stankco. How was it?
Layla Williams: It was awesome! And the Stankcos were those jerkwads that we busted for cheating on Legends of The Hidden Temple a while back and it was great.
Nathalie Sancoeur: That was really fun to see Lynn Sr. and Lincoln do that. But the Stankcos were dirty rotten cheaters.
Marluxia: Boy I remember that! That was so fun seeing Lynn Sr. and Lincoln and you guys do all that. That was cool!
Layla Williams: I know! That was so fun to see and do! We had a lot of fun on that one.
Fluttershy: It was really fun. Too bad I couldn't do it. I get stage fright.
Tornado Bolt: It was really fun to watch though.
Seabreeze: (Swedish Accent) Ja ja. The Stankcos ate all that broccoli and got muscular.
Stealth Elf: Yeah and Lincoln demonstrated a new curse. It was cool.
Marluxia: That is amazing! Lets do it!
Layla Williams: CHLOROPHYLA LETS GROW!
She turned into a plant angel hero!
Layla Williams: I am LADY NATURE! (ECHOING) PLANTS OF CUT AND BLOOM!
She fired leaf blades of leaves and the group fired waves of leaves, grass, flowers and fruit and smashed them down.
Red She-Hulk, Catherine Windsor, Space Ghost, Birdman, Herculoids, Thundarr the Barbarian, Hulk, She Hulk, Lego She-Hulk, Lego Red She-Hulk, Lego Hulk, Yost She-Hulk, Sunset Shimmer, Pipsqueak, Fire Skylanders, Rothar and Dardemus VS Black Knight Ghost, 10,000 Volt Ghost, Snow Ghost, Minotaur, Ghost of Juan Carlos, Jaguaro, Gator Ghoul, Yost Molten Man, Boo Boo (Billy and Mandy), Thunderbird, Mary Francis, and Daisy the Chupacabra - Flipsville Galaxy next
Black Knight Ghost was next.
Black Knight Ghost: (to Red She Hulk) Flipsville Galaxy was next. Who did Nico face there?
Red She-Hulk: They faced Glamdozer there and she was tough.
Catherine Windsor: (British Accent) She sure was.
Sunset Shimmer: They also met the embodiment of D'Resh and Oil Man there.
Pipsqueak: (British Accent) Boy that was cool.
Sunburn: It sure was.
Black Knight Ghost: That is awesome. Lets do it!
Red-She-Hulk: CRIMSORA LETS PAINT IT RED!
She turned into a Crimson Blood hero!
Red-She-Hulk: I am LADY CRIMSON! (ECHOING) CRIMSON FIRESTORM BURST!
She fired a way of blood red fire and the group fired waves of fire and blasted them down.
Erza Scarlet, Botan, Denise Wellington, Nuria, Taelia the Snow Faerie, Kari the Negg Faerie, Lucy, Juvia, Cana, Levy, Wendy, Eclair, Starlight Glimmer, Cozy Glow, Undead Skylanders, King Stefan, and Loud House Taylor vs Xigbar, Xaldin, Vexen, Lexaeus, Zexion, Saix, Axel, Toar, Burritozilla (TTG), Volcano Men, Harddrive, and EP-327 - The mascots doing a Physics problem and it made Poromon go bonkers
Xigbar was next.
Xigbar: (to Erza) Poromon did a Physics problem that made him go bonkers. Oh, and it was Lewa and Valiant's bonding time too.
Erza: It sure was and it was amazing. The Physics problem he had was solving the atomic molecular science of the mass of a carbon atom.
Botan: (British Accent) That was really complex.
Starlight Glimmer: It was really complex even for me.
Cozy Glow: Yeah no kidding. J.D. was able to figure it out. It was 12.011 u or the Carbon 12 Atomic mass 1.99264687992(60).
Xigbar's head was sparking and smoking.
Starlight Glimmer: (LAUGHS) I think you broke him Cozy Glow.
Eli came over and kicked him.
Xigbar: OUCH! That hurt my head. Thanks Eli.
Eli: Anytime.
Xigbar: Boy that sure is complex. I can't believe it made Poromon go nuts like that!
Hex: No kidding!
Xigbar: No kidding! Sorry Molecular science is more Vexen's department but that is complicated. Lets do it!
Erza: Stellsword lets slash to the stars!
She turned into a Stellar Sword hero!
Erza: I am THE KNIGHT OF THE STARSWORD! (ECHOING) STAR SWORD BLAST WAVE!
She fired waves of stars and energy and the group fired waves of skulls, blood, bones, lightning, stars and magic and smashed them down.
Lucy Heartfilia, X-Squad Bangray, Shelley Laurence, Thomas, Gordan, Kagura (Gintama), Juvia, Erza, Cana, Wendy, Aquarius, Brandish, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Earth Skylanders, Laxus Dreyar and Alan & Ann VS Count Spankulot, Big Brother, Professor XXXL, Common Cold, P.T.O.O.E.Y., Gramma Stuffum, Toiletnator, Lady Quark, Rugal Bernstein, Big Daddy Boo, Cave of Wonders Tiger God Head, and Gluttony (Full Metal Alchemist) - Poromon went funny crazy
Count Spankulot was next.
Count Spankulot: (to Lucy) (Transylvanian Accent) Poromon went funny crazy. (laughs) Nico had to chase him inside a ball pit!
Lucy Heartfilia: (LAUGHS) It was really funny to see!
X-Squad Bangray: Yeah it sure was! We got a good laugh out of that one.
Applejack: (LAUGHS) Yeah that was awesome.
Apple Bloom: I hope Nico didn't find any lost kids in there like Duncan did!
They laughed more!
Flashwing: (LAUGHS) That was so funny!
Count Spankulot: (LAUGHS) Yeah that was really funny! Lets do it!
Lucy Heartfilia: ZODIA LETS SEE THE STARS!
She turned into a Celestial Zodiac themed hero!
Lucy Heartfilia: I am LADY ZODIAC! (ECHOING) STELLAR CONSTELLATION BLAST!
She fired waves of stars and planets and the group fired waves of earth, mud, rock, boulders, lava, crystal and apples and smashed them down.
Jimmy, Billy, Rolf, Sora, Ishilly, Commander Feral, Jonny, Sarah, Nazz, Kevin, Edd, Eddy, Pinkie Pie, Maud Pie, Featherweight, Tech Skylanders, Slinkman and Smithers VS Black Lance, 50 Below, Oculous, Serpentina, Magma, Necrolai, Koragg, Major Mucus, Morticon, Howling Hairfish, Glut, and Lego Abomination - Rover Dangerfield is funny!
Black Lance was next.
Black Lance: (to Jimmy) Rover Dangerfield is funny! What's your favorite part of the movie?
Jimmy: I liked all of it and it was really funny.
Billy: (LAUGHS) Yeah it sure was funny!
Pinkie Pie: You bet it was!
Maud Pie: (Monotonously) Everyone was laughing a lot at the movie.
Featherweight: Yeah it was cool.
Sprocket: Yeah that was really funny too!
Black Lance: Awesome movie! Lets do it!
Jimmy: KNIGHTRA LETS BRING THE PAIN!
He turned into a White Knight hero!
Jimmy: I am KNIGHT OF THE CUL-DE-SAC! (ECHOING) BLADES OF PEACH CREEK!
He fired blasts of energy and the group fired waves of energy, metal, gears and lightning and smashed them down.
Noah Carver, Jericho, Rita Fox, Cheese, Iceman (Marvel), Herald, Megaforce Rangers, Samurai Rangers, RPM Rangers, Jungle Fury Rangers, Operation Overdrive Rangers, Mystic Force Rangers, Twilight Sparkle, Starshine Sparkle, Magic Skylanders, Nauthilax and Magmon VS MetalSeadramon, Puppetmon, Machinedramon, Piedmon, Scorpiomon, Divermon, MegaSeadramon, Yost Electro, Bobo the Vulture, Ruby Thursday, SHS Pyro, and GLaDOS - Rodney Dangerfield voiced Rover and he was FUNNY!
MetalSeadramon was next.
MetalSeadramon: (to Noah) Rodney Dangerfield voiced Rover. And he was FUNNY!
Noah: (LAUGHS) He was a really funny guy and was known as the king of Insult Comedy!
Jericho: (Writes) He cracked us up back in those days.
Twilight Sparkle: (LAUGHS) We never got tired of his funny lines. The Three Stooges loved him too.
Starshine Sparkle: Yeah the Three Stooges were really funny during Rodney's time.
Spyro: Yeah no kidding! It was awesome.
MetalSeadramon: Rodney's dead now isn't he?
Noah: Yeah he died back in 2004. He would be way over 100 by now.
MetalSeadramon: Oh wow. How old was he?
Noah: 82.
MetalSeadramon: Wow. Lets do it!
Noah: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! FOREVER PINK!
He turned into the Pink Mystic Force Ranger.
Noah: LEGARA LETS BRING THE BLUE LEGACY!
He turned into a Blue Rangers themed hero!
Noah: I am LEGACY BLUE! (ECHOING) BLUE RANGER LEGACY BLAST!
He fired a blue energy blast and the group fired waves of magic and smashed them down.
Ebonwumon, Crimson Comet, Ayaka Laurence, Nerissa, Dharc the Dark Charmer, Monster Flame Kirby, Azulongmon, Baihumon, Zhuqiaomon, Huanglongmon, Takato, Jeri, Princess Celestia, King Solar, Solar Eclipsa, Amber Morning, Light Skylanders, Hak Foo, and Kerchak VS Lythos the Rock Titan, Hydros, Pyros, Stratos, Cyclops, Hades, Ares, Evil Comet Woman, Evil Eart Man, Mandark, Universe 666 Professor Pyg, and Universe 666 Trakeena- Rocky is going to pay
Lythos the Rock Titan was next.
Lythos: (to Ebonwumon) Rocky is going to pay. With his life!
Ebonwumon: (Irish Accent) Oh that is too true there. Then again, Las Vegas is known for having lots of dangerous gangsters and criminals.
Crimson Comet: Yeah that is for sure!
Princess Celestia: Lots of murder and violence here.
King Solar: Yeah no kidding. But Rover is funny and awesome.
Solar Eclipsa: Rocky is one monster that deserves death.
Amber Morning: Yeah that is for sure!
Spotlight: I agree there.
Lythos: You got that right! Lets do it!
Ebonwumon: NORTHRA LETS BRING THE FURY OF THE NORTH!
He turned into a Genbu themed hero!
Ebonwumon: I am Lord Genbu, Sovereign of The Northern Forests! (ECHOING) NORTHERN FOREST FURY BLAST!
Ebonwumon fired waves of leaves and grass and the group fired waves of light and smashed them down.
Mizore Shirayuki, Shazam, Andrea San Juan, Nico Robin, Boa Hancock, Monet, Moka, Kurumu, Yukari, Kokuo, Lilith, Tamao, Princess Luna, Moondust, Snowdrop, Children of the Night, Dark Skylanders, Thetis and Driscoll VS SkullMeramon, Mammothmon, Gesomon, Musyamon, DarkTyrannomon, MegaSeadramon, Phantomon, Creepy Lighthouse Keeper, McWolf (Tom & Jerry Kids), Pineoctopus, Red Claw, and Mzingo's Parliament - I hope Mizore snaps Rocky's neck
SkullMeramon was next.
SkullMeramon: (to Mizore) I hope you snap Rocky's neck. Assuming someone else doesn't beat you to it.
Mizore: Oh don't worry. Before we send him to the black gates, I was given the okay to snap his neck.
Shazam: This will be awesome to see.
Princess Luna: It sure will be cool!
Moondust: It sure will be awesome!
Snowdrop: Yeah it sure will.
Gari: It will be awesome to unleash the horrors of darkness on Rocky.
Blackout: Yeah! That is for sure!
SkullMeramon: You got that right. Lets do it!
Mizore: LORYUKI LETS FREEZE!
She turned into a Snow Woman themed hero!
Mizore: I am LADY SNOW PHANTOM! (ECHOING) FREEZE OF THE SNOW BLAST!
Mizore fired waves of ice and the group fired waves of darkness and smashed them down.
Hex VS Cammy Chameleon
Cammy Chameleon was next.
Hex: Fear the Dark!
She fired waves of skulls and smashed her down.
Fright Rider VS Siren Sara
Siren Sara was next.
Fright Rider: Fear the Spear!
He fired waves of darkness and smashed her down.
Sunburn VS Gus Gorilla
Gus Gorilla was next.
Sunburn: Roast and Toast!
He fired waves of fire and smashed him down.
Jinx VS Ozzie Ostrich
Ozzie Ostrich was next.
Jinx: This isn't your lucky day!
She fired waves of energy and smashed him down.
Flashwing VS Knighty Knight
Knighty Knight was next.
Flashwing: Blinded by the Light.
She fired waves of crystal and smashed him down.
Chill VS Willy Weasel
Willy Weasel was next.
Chill: (Russian Accent) Stay Cool.
She fired waves of ice and blasted him down.
Captain Flynn VS Arty Alligator
Arty Alligator was next.
Captain Flynn: This will be awesome! BOOM!
He fired waves of energy and blasted him down.
Gill Grunt vs Hazel Rainart
Hazel Rainart was next.
Gill Grunt: Fear the Fish!
He fired anchor blasts and water blasts and smashed Hazel down.
Terrafin vs Guzma
Guzma was next.
Terrafin: It's feeding time!
He fired waves of earth and blasted Guzma down.
Hotdog vs Malthael
Malthael was next.
Hot Dog: (Barks) See Spot Burn!
He fired waves of fire and blasted Malthael down.
Super Megaforce Rangers, OOO Riders, Nico, May, Eli, Nunnally, C.C., Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily VS Great Scientist Zaien
Great Scientist Zaien was next.
Great Scientist Zaien: Boy awesome being in Vegas.
Nico: It sure is.
May: Yep.
Great Scientist Zaien: Yep. Lets do it!
Nico teleported and opened his safe and in it was a bunch of weapons called the Destroyers of Rocky the Gangster, they're a massive collection of massive greatswords with embedded colored gems and a cross etched on the 7'6" massive, wide, double-edged gold blades and blessed by the powers of Heaven, large gold wolf heads for the crossguards, large white angelic faces built into both sides of the hilts with large colored gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handles, four large wolf heads with colored gems for eyes and on the bottom of the four large wolf heads are large gold wolf heads with colored gems in their mouths for the pommels.
Nico teleported back with them.
Super Megaforce Rangers: LETS POWER UP! SUPER MEGA MODE!
They went Super Megaforce!
OOO Riders: HENSHIN!
They transformed and were ready!
Nico: Lets get nim!
The rangers summoned the cannon and charged it up with their keys.
Nico: Lock on.
They locked it on.
Nico: FIRE!
They fired waves of energy and elements and they hit Zaien and he exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!
He was dead!
Nico: Great Scientist Zaien you have failed this city!
Troy: Rangers that's a Super Mega Win.
We regrouped.
Gia: Time for Yellow Power!
Tsukasa: To kill this guy!
Kamen Ride: Forever Yellow!
Tsukasa turned into the Yellow Rangers and Daiki summoned clones of all the yellow rangers.
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! FOREVER YELLOW!
They turned into the Yellow Rangers from Lightspeed Rescue to SPD!
Maria: (TURNS DIAL) SPIRITS OF WATER FURY!
She summoned Ranamon, Mz. Ruby, Puffer, Sharkyonara, Steam Demon and Rip Van Fish!
Lola: Oh yeah!
We went at him and bashed and pulverized Ricky all over.
Three Stooges, Ren & Stimpy, Swindle and Sunstreaker used the Earth Cyber Planet Keys and they enhanced Three Stooges powers, Ren & Stimpy's powers, Swindle's Scatter Blaster and Sunstreaker's Electron Pulse Gun 100-fold.
Three Stooges and Sunstreaker: LIGHTNING PULSE BURST!
Ren & Stimpy and Swindle: COMEDY SCATTER BLAST!
Syd Chang of Nature and U-Foes: NATURE CHEMICAL BLAST!
Timmy Turner the Chosen One and Madame Masque: MAGIC FAIRY BLAST!
Jack Atlas of the Fire Signer and Brass Knuckles: SMASHING FIRESTORM BLAST!
Tea of the Fairy and Copperhead: SNAKE FAIRY STRIKE!
Sophie of the Phoenix and Hank Scorpio: PHOENIX FIRESTORM BLAST!
Ant Man of the Small and Top: SPINNING SMALL STORM!
Ninja Steel Power Force and Taskmaster: NINJA STEEL MEGA BLAST!
Emma Goodall of the Phoenix Megaforce and Dayu: MEGAFORCE PINK BLAST!
Shanan of the Life of the Universe and Vulkanus: LIFE OF THE UNIVERSE BLAST!
Shannon of the Black Magic of Salem and Ben Ravencroft: BLACK DAFFODIL FURY BLAST!
Pinkie Pie, Little Cheese, Cotton Candy, Cloudy Skies & Sugar Rush, EXA Theta, Tech-Gear, Spider-Strike, Dr. Ciel Ratchet, Omega, D.E.C.K., TransMechanoid, Tex Gravity, Maud Pie, Marble Pie, Limestone Pie, Cheese Sandwich, Three Stooges, Mr. & Mrs. Cake, Pumpkin Cake, Pound Cake, Alizarin Bubblegum, Somnambula, Silverstream the Hippogriff, Tech Skylanders and Chang Chengku: GEARS OF LAUGHTER BLAST!
They fired waves of energy and elements.
Pinkie Pie, Three Stooges, Ren & Stimpy, Luan, Eddy, Edd, Ed, Nico and me: COMEDY BUTTKICKING BLAST OF EEDIOTS!
We fired waves of energy and elements.
Lincoln: DOG ELEMENT STYLE: GOLDEN RETRIEVER!
Entrapta: DOG LIGHTNING STYLE: AMERICAN FOXHOUND!
Perfuma: DOG NATURE STYLE: AMERICAN LEOPARD HOUND!
Frosta: DOG ICE STYLE: BEAGLE!
Girl Jordan: DOG SUN STYLE: ALASKAN MALAMUTE!
Jessica Shannon: DOG STING STYLE: BELGIAN SHEEPDOG!
Peni Parker: DOG WEB STYLE: BLOODHOUND!
Colette Brunel: DOG LIGHT STYLE: THAI RIDGEBACK!
Ryuko Matoi: DOG DARK STYLE: TORNJAK!
They fired waves of energy and elements and they formed into said dog breeds.
Lincoln and his harem: DOG FINAL SMASH: DOG MAYHEM!
They summoned hordes of dogs to attack Rocky!
Lincoln: Alright, you mug. You're sleeping with the fishes!
Lincoln summoned tommyguns and machine guns from nowhere, and they fired at full force and Rocky was literally riddled with bullets.
Mizore: And then this!
She grabbed his head and then twisted it!
CRUNCH!
SHE SNAPPED HIS NECK!
Then, Rocky's body was devoured by demons Lincoln summoned and banished that gangster's soul to The Black Gates.
Me: See ya never, ya mug!
Nico: This is what you get for hurting Rover, you sicko!
Me: Now he is a Sleeping with the fishes! Or in this case the demons of fire.
Lincoln: Rot in Hell forever. Now, there's one last thing to do. (Sensed a massive energy signal) And one last loose end to tie up.
Suddenly, the twelve large planets and stars orbiting around my legs, the twelve large planets orbiting around Lincoln's legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting Linka's legs the nine large orange orbs orbiting around TLPS Ms. Tarantula's legs, the ten multi-colored orbs orbiting around Duke Lincoln's legs, the eleven colored orbs orbiting around the Loud Sisters' legs, the eleven colored orbs orbiting around the legs of The Loud's friends, the eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the nine large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the nine large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Tahu, Vakama, and Nate Adams' legs, the eight large fiery red orbs orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lars and Dudley Puppy's legs, the eight large pink orbs orbiting around Lexx Loud's legs, the nine large rose pink orbs orbiting around Steven Universe's legs, the nine large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the nine emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the nine large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the nine large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the nine and eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam and Leif Loud's legs, the eleven large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn's legs, the eleven coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blood red orbs around Marco Diaz's legs, the nine large aqua blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Shark's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Skippy, Sean Bolton, and Loki Loud's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Loni Loud's legs, the nine large yellow orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Snake's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Lane Loud's legs, the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Larry Loud's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Levi Loud's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago and Nico's legs, the eleven large colored orbs orbiting around Twilight Sparkle and her friends, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around Varie, William Dunbar, and Adam Lyon's legs, the eleven large aqua blue orbs orbiting around Girl Jordan's legs, the eleven large colored orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner's legs, the eleven large gold orbs orbiting around Alex the Lion and the eight large gold orbs orbiting around Takanuva's legs, the nine large pink orbs orbiting around Rita's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our large gold Bracers of The Champions of the Universe and the Stones of Gelel that were embedded in the backs of our left hands and our gold halos with four orbiting gold rings surrounding the corners behind our heads were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming, and the imps of The Fabled Gene-Slammers were already hissing with anger.
Lincoln formed a massive diamond barrier with absorption energy surrounding the diamond barrier that protected all of us from a massively powerful volley of energy blasts, and it absorbed the blasts and they flowed into us and made us even stronger than ever.
Buster Bunny: There's no mistaking that energy signal from anywhere.
Lincoln: Not at all. Come on out, Universe 666 Majin Buu, or we will force you out!
A figure came out, and it was none other than Universe 666 Majin Buu in his Super Buu form.
Nico: So, Universe 666 Super Buu has arrived.
Buster Bunny: We got to stop him and free him from that leech's control.
Suddenly, Taz's eyes turned neon brown and he was surrounded by a brown energy aura with stars, winds, tornadoes, Tasmanian devils, phoenixes, and angels, he unholstered his massive greatsword from his back, and as he approached Universe 666 Majin Buu, he left brown energy, stars, winds, tornadoes, Tasmanian devils, phoenixes, and angels with every step.
Suddenly, Taz was surrounded by a massive vortex of brown energy with stars, winds, and tornadoes surrounding the vortex, there are Tasmanian Devils, phoenixes, and angels flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a black phoenix with blue eyes gazing at Universe 666 Majin Buu: the eyes of salvation. Then, as the vortex faded, Taz emerged, but he was changed forever.
Taz grew to 8'5" in height, he now has abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew even bigger and eight-pack abs, he now has large gold metal bracers on his massive biceps and thighs, and he now has eleven large brown orbs orbiting around his legs, he has red highlights in the bangs of his full head of long brown hair going down to the bottom of his neck and he has a large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four orbiting golden rings on each corner behind his head, he has neon brown eyes and an brown energy aura with stars, tornadoes, winds, Tasmanian Devils, phoenixes, and angels surrounding him and he has an immense rainbow protective aura with elements swirling around it, he has a Tasmanian Devil with a wind gust emblazoned on his forehead and Third Eye with brown iris, he has on his Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with brown gems on the gold wind gust links and brown crystal links and a brown Tasmanian Devil-shaped Element of Harmony and on the bottom of the Element of Harmony is a Tasmanian Devil with brown gems for eyes and the Wind, Star, and Eternity Kanjis in its paws for the pendant on his bare chest and he has on a white and gold accented choker on his neck, he has on a pair of large black pants with wind gusts on the legs, black knee-high boots with wind gust buckles and on his now much wider and even more muscular back is a phoenix, angel, and Tasmanian Devil and on top is the Warner Bros. logo with stars and tornadoes surrounding the phoenix, angel, and Tasmanian Devil. Suddenly, Taz felt a sharp pain on his now wider and more muscular back, and then, massive brown angel wings with red tips on the brown feathers grew and sprouted out of his back. Taz has on a Ring of The Phoenix with brown gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on his right ring finger and Red Lantern Ring on his left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in his left hand.
Suddenly, Taz's massive Sword of The Legendary Looney Tunes and all of the greatswords and swords he'd gotten began merging together and they're surrounded by a kaleidoscope of brown energy, stars, tornadoes, winds, Tasmanian Devils, phoenixes, and angels, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Taz's Legendary Looney Tunes Wild Tornado Comedic Raging Hunger Tornado Tasmanian Devil Angel Greatsword of Legendary Looney Tunes Wild Tornado Comedic Raging Hunger Tornado Tasmanian Devil Angel Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded red gems and the silhouette of Taz etched on the 7'9" massive, wide, double-edged brown blade, large gold Tasmanian Devil heads for the crossguard, large white angel faces built into both sides of the hilt and large red gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large gold Tasmanian Devil heads with red gems for eyes and in their open mouths and on the bottom of the Tasmanian Devil heads is a large gold Tasmanian Devil head with red gems for eyes and in its open mouth for the pommel, he has on his new large gold Bracers of The Champions of The Universe with large brown gems on his wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet on his left gold Bracer, new large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold Tasmanian Devil head with brown gems for eyes and large brown gem in his mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on his right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on his left hip. There's a brown kanji below the phoenix, Tasmanian Devil, and angel that said, "Taz, Always Eternally Hungry Raging Wild Whirlwind of The Legendary Looney Tunes, Ancestor of Slam Tasmanian, Mentor of Dizzy Devil, Teacher of Acme Looniversity, Member of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Winds, Tornadoes, Tasmanian Devils, Phoenixes, and Angels"
タズ、常に永遠に飢えた、伝説のルーニー・テューンズの荒れ狂う野生の旋風、スラム・タスマニアンの先祖、ディジー・デビルの指導者、アクメ・ルーニバーシティの教師、チーム・ラウド・フェニックス・ストームのメンバー、コスモスの勇敢な戦士、宇宙の守護者、擁護者、そして救世主宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先へ、宇宙への希望の大使であり灯台、友情の力と要素のマスター、天界のゼルナガの怒りのマスター、ブラックゲートのマスター、究極の善の究極の力、真実の真の女神、正義、愛、思いやり、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠心、正直さ、寛大さ、優しさ、無私無欲、勇気、そして信頼、破壊者と悪の殺害者、狂った、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くべき、そして素晴らしく強力な教師の強力な生徒であり、風、竜巻、タスマニアンデビル、フェニックス、天使の達人
Taz has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-LOONEY TUNES TASMANIAN DEVIL-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL COMEDIC LEGENDARY LOONEY TUNES WILD RAGING HUNGER TORNADO TASMANIAN DEVIL PHOENIX ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL COMEDIC LEGENDARY LOONEY TUNES WILD RAGING HUNGER TORNADO TASMANIAN DEVIL PHOENIX ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL COMEDIC LEGENDARY LOONEY TUNES WILD RAGING HUNGER TORNADO TASMANIAN DEVIL PHOENIX ANGEL RAGE!
We were amazed by Taz's Super Angel-Looney Tunes Tasmanian Devil-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation, but when Universe 666 Majin Buu saw it, he fired pink energy blasts at Taz, but Taz deflected them by spinning like a tornado and he fired a massive barrage of brown energy, stars, tornadoes, winds, Tasmanian Devils, phoenixes, and angels which hits Universe 666 Majin Buu and they exploded, they got back up, but now, they were enraged.
Lincoln: WHOA!
The toons did extremely wild takes upon seeing what Taz did.
Bugs Bunny: WHAT THE?!
Buster Bunny: Even I'm stunned by what we just saw, Bugs!
Taz: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Eternal Comedic Legendary Looney Tunes Wild Raging Hunger Tornado Tasmanian Devil Phoenix Angel and Divine Cosmic Eternal Comedic Legendary Looney Tunes Wild Raging Hunger Tornado Tasmanian Devil Phoenix Angel Rage) Let's do this. (GRUNTING AND GROWLING)
Universe 666 Majin Buu stood ready, but then, he saw Sebastian appear, and he already turned into his Demon Angel Mode, and when we saw the skies turn blood red, all Hell was about to break loose now that the slumbering darkness has awakened once more.
Taz went after Universe 666 Majin Buu, and he fired extremely powerful blasts of brown energy, stars, winds, tornadoes, Tasmanian Devils, phoenixes, and angels at Universe 666 Majin Buu, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him. Then, he attacked him with his massive greatsword and left scars on him, and he even turned into a twister and really tore into him.
Plucky Duck: Whoa, this is really incredible!
Buster Bunny: Taz is literally tearing him apart.
Sebastian summoned black demonic greatswords from pools of darkness which slashed at Universe 666 Majin Buu, demons from Hell then arose to slash and beat him up, demonic lightning rained down and attacked him even more, along with blasts of darkness and wailing damned souls that arose from Hell to attack.
Sebastian Mendez: (DEMONIC LAUGHTER)
Me: I'M GONNA NEED THERAPY FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE!
Nico: Same here. I never knew just how vicious and dangerous he can truly be!
Taz fired an F5 tornado at Universe 666 Majin Buu which exploded and knocked him out cold as he was way too dizzy, and then, he was bound with chains of light fired by Lincoln.
Buster Bunny: Here goes. PURIFICATION STYLE NINJA ART: POISONOUS DARKNESS PURIFICATION!
Buster Bunny fired a beam of purifying white light which hit Universe 666 Majin Buu and removed every trace of the poisonous darkness that infected him, and he was restored and sent to Good Luthor. We all cheered wildly as Taz holstered his massive greatsword on his back and powered down, and Taz's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, large gold halo, and massive brown angel wings are permanent.
Dizzy Devil: Alright, Taz!
Nico: Okay, now...that...was...AWESOME!
Me: It sure was, that was really incredible.
Eli: That's another freed from Universe 666 Sebastian.
Suddenly, we heard a loud demonic roar and it was coming from Acme Acres.
Lincoln: And we pissed him off even more, and Good Luthor will be keeping an eye on them and the others.
Me: Yeah, there's no telling what other nasty surprises that Universe 666 Sebastian had on them. So, Lincoln, who are we meeting tomorrow?
Lincoln: I've got a couple of smoking hot ones: Aki Mito, the Mistress of Flame Gene-Slammer, Chiharu Mito, the Elita-One Gene-Slammer, Fuji Mito, the Chromia Gene-Slammer, Hanami Mito, the Moonracer Gene-Slammer, Junko Mito, the Firestar Gene-Slammer, Kairi Mito, the Flareup Gene-Slammer, Machiko Mito, the Pyra Magna Gene-Slammer, Natsuki Mito, the Dust Up Gene-Slammer, Okimi Mito, the Jumpstream Gene-Slammer, Rikka the Stormclash Gene-Slammer, Saeko Mito, the Skyburst Gene-Slammer, and Taki Mito, the Rust Dust Gene-Slammer.
Ikumi Mito: (GASPS) My sisters?!
Selene Arcangela: Ikumi's sisters A.K.A. The Mito Sisters?! Awesome, and you guys are going to love meeting them, Aki Mito, the Mistress of Flame Gene-Slammer, Chiharu Mito, the Elita-One Gene-Slammer, Fuji Mito, the Chromia Gene-Slammer, Hanami Mito, the Moonracer Gene-Slammer, Junko Mito, the Firestar Gene-Slammer, Kairi Mito, the Flareup Gene-Slammer, Machiko Mito, the Pyra Magna Gene-Slammer, Natsuki Mito, the Dust Up Gene-Slammer, Okimi Mito, the Jumpstream Gene-Slammer, Rikka the Stormclash Gene-Slammer, Saeko Mito, the Skyburst Gene-Slammer, and Taki Mito, the Rust Dust Gene-Slammer, these twelve girls are Lincoln's Guardian Angels from Japan and classmates in Cooking, but like their sister, Ikumi Mito, they're incredibly beautiful master chefs. They and Lincoln would make some of the best dishes and they even made some of Lynn Sr's dishes from Lynn's Table famous throughout the world.
Lynn Sr.: They made many of my dishes and they made them famous throughout the world, in fact, many would come from all over to have a taste of my dishes, and I thanked Lincoln and Ikumi's sisters for that.
Nico: Wow.
Michelle Emperyous: The Mito Sisters also wear bikinis underneath their chef outfits as they love to swim, and they're easy to identify: Aki has cherry red hair with matching clothing, Chiharu has ice blue hair with matching clothing, Fuji has emerald green hair with matching clothing, Hanami has yellow hair with matching clothing, Junko has purple hair with matching clothing. Kairi has aqua green hair with matching clothing, Machiko has magenta hair with matching clothing, Natsuki has bubblegum pink hair with matching clothing, Okimi has white hair with matching clothing, Rikka has brown hair with matching clothing, Saeko has blue and white hair with matching clothing, and Taki has orange and pink hair with matching clothing.
Laney Emperyous: Lincoln made The Mito Sisters beautiful necklaces, and to show thanks, they kissed Lincoln on the lips, and they hate Flip with a blazing passion, the reason why is because he tried to steal the recipe for some of Lynn Sr.'s dishes and sell them to the highest bidder, but before he could, Lincoln, Ikumi, and her sisters jumped in and beat the crap out of him.
Me: That I remember all too well. Stupid mutant!
Count Spankulot: Rocky was very bad!
Black Lance: And now he's gone for good.
Me: Good riddance.
MetalSeadramon: You said it.
Qin: Yeah!
Lythos: Let's celebrate here.
SkullMeramon: I call the first machine I see!
Nico: Great job today everyone.
Lana came back with LOTS OF WHEELBARROW'S FULL OF MONEY!
Me: Whoa! How much did you win Lana!?
Lana: $999,999,999,999,999,323,236,444.43.
We gasped!
Nico: WHOA! Lana you have the most amazing luck ever. But great job today everyone!
Rover: (To the viewers) Be cool and never step on ducks folks.
Me: Yep.
We had a great time and later went back home and enjoyed the rest of the day and went to sleep.
THE END
Another awesome chapter done.
Rover Dangerfield was a great movie and Rodney Dangerfield did a great job as him back in 1991.
This was made in honor of Rodney Dangerfield.
NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, kolbdog323, XP4Universe, Darkhai, vinjedi1995, Drako1234658, Nflemingful, Hynageneral, BumbleSparkle, EtstheClarenceandTLHfan and ninjakingofhearts gave me the ideas for this and so did the guest reviewer. Thanks guys.
For the next rescue Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Donbrothers, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Princess Anita, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Kamen Rider (1971), Hibiki Riders, Agito Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Faiz Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Dragon Knight Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Wallflower Blush, Alice Kingsleigh, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Sakura Knudson, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman and his counterparts, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Venus, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily as well as Radioactive Man, Nuclear Man, Void Knight, Tesla, Jasdevi and Evil Magic Man as well as Pyrrha Nikos, Sheila Kelsall, Ravi Shaw, Zoey Reeves, Nate Silva and Steel and we're going to battle Tony Zucco and we're going to help Robin get revenge and make that monster pay. Starfire, Raven and Tara are going to transform against him too. Also we're going to meet the Embodiments for Dynamo Man, Cold Man, Ground Man, Pirate Man, Burner Man And Magic Man. And we're going to battle Another Hash Slinging Slasher, Naked Krabs, Muscle Krabs, the Empty Head Society, Nuclear Man and Radioactive Man and we're going to find out that they are the Keyblade Knight of Romulus, The Embodiments of Ship, Flying Squirrel, Ankylosaurus, Anaconda, Horseshoe Crab, Yarn, Tuna and the Embodiment of Radiation and also we're going to meet a Search Man gene-slammer named Sarah Search.
For tomorrow, the next one to face another of the resurrected mind-controlled Universe 666 Z-Fighters' foes is Dizzy Devil
For Lincoln's rescue tomorrow, we're heading to Puerto Rico, and we're going to destroy Malfegor, a demon-dragon hybrid and minion of Nicol Bolas in Magic: the Gathering. And we're going to meet the next group of Cybertronian Gene-Slammers, their names are Aki Mito, the Mistress of Flame Gene-Slammer, Chiharu Mito, the Elita-One Gene-Slammer, Fuji Mito, the Chromia Gene-Slammer, Hanami Mito, the Moonracer Gene-Slammer, Junko Mito, the Firestar Gene-Slammer, Kairi Mito, the Flareup Gene-Slammer, Machiko Mito, the Pyra Magna Gene-Slammer, Natsuki Mito, the Dust Up Gene-Slammer, Okimi Mito, the Jumpstream Gene-Slammer, Rikka the Stormclash Gene-Slammer, Saeko Mito, the Skyburst Gene-Slammer, and Taki Mito, the Rust Dust Gene-Slammer, these twelve girls are Lincoln's Guardian Angels from Japan and classmates in Cooking, but like their sister, Ikumi Mito, they're incredibly beautiful master chefs. They and Lincoln would make some of the best dishes and they even made some of Lynn Sr's dishes from Lynn's Table famous throughout the world. The Mito Sisters also wear bikinis underneath their chef outfits as they love to swim, and they're easy to identify: Aki has cherry red hair with matching clothing, Chiharu has ice blue hair with matching clothing, Fuji has emerald green hair with matching clothing, Hanami has yellow hair with matching clothing, Junko has purple hair with matching clothing. Kairi has aqua green hair with matching clothing, Machiko has magenta hair with matching clothing, Natsuki has bubblegum pink hair with matching clothing, Okimi has white hair with matching clothing, Rikka has brown hair with matching clothing, Saeko has blue and white hair with matching clothing, and Taki has orange and pink hair with matching clothing. Lincoln made The Mito Sisters beautiful necklaces, and to show thanks, they kissed Lincoln on the lips, and they hate Flip with a blazing passion, the reason why is because he tried to steal the recipe for some of Lynn Sr.'s dishes and sell them to the highest bidder, but before he could, Lincoln, Ikumi, and her sisters jumped in and beat the crap out of him.
Get ready for an out of this world adventure saga as we are doing a 5 part saga for Star Trek. First up is The Planet Killer from Star Trek The Original Series.
See you next time.
