THE BORG QUEEN IS BACK FOR REVENGE
Walking through Bikini Bottom was Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Donbrothers, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Princess Anita, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Kamen Rider (1971), Hibiki Riders, Agito Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Faiz Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Dragon Knight Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Wallflower Blush, Alice Kingsleigh, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Sakura Knudson, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman and his counterparts, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Venus, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily as well as Mumbo Jumbo, Sheep Mage, Evil Talking Cake, Momokase, Oxy Man and Kusuna as well as Arkayna, X-Squad Lila Rossi, Chill, Golden Queen, Dreamcatcher And Chef Pepperjack and we were there for another awesome and fun rescue.
Me: This is gonna be really awesome and fun.
Nico: Always love coming to Bikini Bottom.
Laney: Me too. I have a feeling this will be funny.
Girl Jordan: It sure will.
Lola: Yeah.
Arkayna: I'm always up for some fun.
Zarya: Me too.
Nico: Arkayna, I want to thank you, Mumbo, and your teams for coming.
Arkayna: No problem Nico. This will be so fun.
Lola: It sure will.
X-Squad Lila: I agree there.
Nico: Lila, I'm glad you're not like your Prime counterpart.
X-Squad Lila: I know. I am too. I can't believe that my prime universe counterpart was that deranged and homicidal. Sure we are the same person but I have more heart than she ever will be.
Nico: Yeah no kidding there.
Laney: Yeah.
X-Squad Lila: Before I met Drakus, I was like her in every way. I was a total pathological liar and HATED telling the truth. This was because I let the power my family had go to my head and it consumed me.
Nico: Geez.
X-Squad Lila: Yeah. I was a total powerhungry manipulative monster.
Me: Well at least you aren't like that anymore. Drakus did a good thing by saving you from yourself.
Nico: Unlike the Prime Version who met her end at Marinette and Apple Bloom's hands.
Apple Bloom: Me and the Cutie Mark Crusaders all delivered the killing blow and Marinette used the Black Gates on her.
Nico: That's true.
Applejack: And that was a great mission back then.
Me: It sure was.
X-Squad Lila: I know. But that was is good I'm not like that.
Camie: Yeah.
Chloe: Boy that was wild and crazy.
Me: It sure was. At least the Prime Universe is now free of Lila Rossi.
Xenia: Yeah no kidding.
Laney: Yeah.
Me: WHEW! Boy yesterday was one awesome mission!
Nico: Boy I'll say! The One had to be the most powerful monster ever out of all the enemies that Kirk and crew faced.
Maria: No kidding!
Nico: But J.D.'s plan worked perfectly. And wow! That new form of yours REALLY showed it's ultimate power.
Me: It sure did. Wow! That was amazing.
Laney: It sure was! The whole universe was feeling its power!
Me: That was awesome. And now The One is long forgotten.
Camie: Good riddance.
Nico: That was an intense battle!
Me: Yeah it was!
Qin: I agree there!
Varie: Wow! No kidding.
Lola: Awesome!
Me: Yeah it was.
Nico: You did good, J.D.
Me: I can't take all the credit. You guys helped too.
Lincoln: Thanks true.
Nico: Wonder what's going on in Bikini Bottom today
Me: I think this is it.
We saw a poster for Squidward in Concert.
Me: (Reading) "Performing now, The Great Squidward of The Clarinet."
We gasped!
Nico: Oh god help those with ears.
Laney: Oh boy.
Nico: Something isn't right about this.
Me: You're right. I smell something fishy and I don't mean the fish here.
Qin: Yeah no kidding.
Laney: Lets go check it out.
Nico: Okay.
We went to the stage he was performing at.
We arrived and there was quite a crowd.
Me: Wow everyone's here.
Nico: There are still seats available.
We got seats.
We then saw Squidward?
But then was saw that he looked more robotic. And he was playing the Clarinet beautifully? What the heck?
Nico: That isn't Squidward.
I looked at it with my data eyes and saw that it was a console operated robot controlled by Evil Squidward!
Me: So that's his game.
I whispered to Nico and we went out back.
Lincoln: Okay, guys, we've got ourselves a huge emergency, and this is one person we're not liking in the slightest: I got word from SpongeBob and Squidward that Evil Squidward has broken out of prison and he's causing trouble.
We gasped.
Lily Loud: First, Flats the Flounder, and now, Evil Squidward. Ugh, this has Universe 666 Sebastian written all over it.
Lincoln got out The Conch Shell of Neptune, and as he blew into it, it made a very melodious sound and it summoned the rest of The Neptune Crusaders and all the other water users.
Nico: Awesome.
Lincoln called the rest of the team here and he told everyone the situation, and needless to say, they too were pissed off.
Lori: I can't literally believe that lunatic broke Evil Squidward out.
We saw Buster Bunny and the others sharpening axes, and Babs Bunny tossed her axe which hit the picture of Universe 666 Sebastian.
Eli: (Sensed the fracturing mental state of Universe 666 Sebastian) Whoa, what the?! Oh man, guys, you're going to like hearing this, Universe 666 Sebastian's mental state is still rapidly deteriorating, if we take down Evil Squidward after exposing him, it'll lead to him exploding with rage even more.
Me: (Smirks) This should be good.
Nico: But, of course, he's gonna do something horrific that'll lead to a major puke fest.
Suddenly, Lincoln's large gold halo with four large orbiting gold rings orbiting the corners glowed and the four large orbiting gold rings fired beams of light that formed into a viewing window and we see Stan and Steak Stankco dressed only in shorts and shirtless and still forced to mine and eat broccoli at The Broccoli Mine Prison in Canada, and they'd regained their abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs along with their massive physical upper body and lower body strength, but they were now as big as The Hulk.
The two of them were grumbling like mad and there was no doubt they were plotting to escape once again, but then, we saw the barbell tattoos on their backs glow red. Suddenly, Stan and Steak were glowing with red energy, but then, their arms were raised and it looked like their wrists were bound with metal cuffs same with their feet.
Me: Uh oh, here we go!
Lincoln: Yep.
Suddenly, Lincoln made red portals appear in front of the Stankcos, and then, out of nowhere, Lincoln sprouted tentacles with suctions from his chest and all of the males on the team did the same and they went through the portals and they came out of the portals and latched themselves onto the massive pecs, necks, arms, and legs of Stan and Steak Stankco. Then, the tentacles began sucking the Stankcos' of their massive muscle mass, virility, and massive physical strength and they were groaning in pain as they began shrinking in muscle mass.
Then, all of the massive muscle mass, virility, and massive physical strength of The Stankcos began being pumped into Lincoln and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed and he began growing even more stronger.
The same thing happened to me, Nico, and all the males on the team and our abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on our bodies, and our massive angel wings spread out and glowed and his halo glowed and we also began growing even more stronger.
Lincoln: (Growls) Oh man, I haven't forgotten how potent this curse really is.
Me: (Growls) Yeah, this is really potent, but this still feels incredible.
Then, when Lincoln and all the males were done, the tentacles detached themselves from the pecs, arms, legs, and necks of the two meatheads and they went back into us as the portals closed, and we saw that Stan and Steak Stankco were thin as a rake and sucked bone dry of their muscle mass, virility, and massive physical strength again, and the glowing barbells on their back stopped glowing.
Stan and Steak Stankco: NOT AGAIN! (ENRAGED SCREAMING)
The viewing window closed as the four large orbiting gold rings stopped glowing and the light beams disappeared. Suddenly, we saw that we were even more bigger in muscle thanks to Lincoln's curse he put on The Stankcos.
Me: (Looked at my even more muscular body) Whoa. Lincoln, that Min's Egyptian Virility Drain Curse you put on the Stankcos is still really potent. But, look at us, now we're even more ripped than ever. (Flexes my even more massive muscles)
Lincoln: Yep, and this curse will be on them for all eternity. (Sensed for Evil Squidward) AHA! Gotcha! I just spotted that insane squid, and he's in the stage as J.D. saw SpongeBob and Squidward, along with the rest of our friends, are getting every last citizen to safety at The Krusty Krab.
Nico: Let's head on over and trash him.
Lincoln: Yeah, let's get him.
Qin: I'm ready for this freak
Lincoln: This is gonna be good. (Sensed Flip's musclebound thugs) Uh oh, hold up, I sensed a massive army of Flip's musclebound thugs also heading right for us.
Nico: (GROWLS) That mutant just doesn't even know when to quit!
Suddenly, we saw ten massive armies of Flip's musclebound thugs arrive, and they came barreling towards us in a fit of rage.
Lincoln: I knew there was no mistaking the stench of B.O. in the air!
Lincoln fired vacuum tubes from his chest which latched onto the chests of Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs, and then, the vacuum tubes literally began sucking Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs dry of all their massive muscle mass, virility, blood, and physical strength, and all of it was being pumped into Lincoln and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed and he began growing even stronger.
I did the same by firing vacuum tubes from his chest which latched onto the chests of Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs, and then, the vacuum tubes literally began sucking Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs dry of all their massive muscle mass, virility, blood, and physical strength, and all of it was being pumped into me and my abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on my body, and my massive elemental angel wings with aurora and red tips spread out and glowed and my halo glowed and I began growing even stronger.
The other male members did the same by firing vacuum tubes from his chest which latched onto the chests of Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs, and then, the vacuum tubes literally began sucking Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs dry of all their massive muscle mass, virility, blood, and physical strength, and all of it was being pumped into them and their abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on their bodies, and their massive angel wings spread out and glowed and their halos glowed and they began growing even stronger.
When we were done, the vacuum tubes detached themselves from the chests of the thugs and went back into us, and the thugs were now dead from blood loss and thin as a rake and Lincoln fired a blast of red energy and destroyed them leaving them as ashes. Then, we set our sights on Evil Squidward.
We went into the stage and we saw Evil Squidward at the controls.
Lincoln: There he is.
Nico: What's our plan to expose him?
Me: Just like what we did to Lila Rossi and Lumpus in The Simulator, Lincoln's going to expose Evil Squidward for the fraud he is via his large gold halo, and once everyone sees this is Evil Squidward and robot Squidward fraud, they're gonna want to attack him, and once we expose Universe 666 Sebastian as the culprit behind it, this'll really set that lunatic off.
Sebastian Mendez: Nico, you still got that nuke?
Nico: Yeah, why do you ask?
Sebastian Mendez: After we get done with Evil Squidward, send that nuke to his castle in Acme Acres at once, then, once it's in position, set it off and nuke that bastard. The radiation won't kill him, but it will be our way of saying that tomorrow is our final showdown and he won't be leaving here alive.
Nico: Got it.
We immediately got into position, and then, Lily fired a water blast that hit Evil Squidward, and Squidward was kicked onto the stage because of it.
Me: It's showtime, Lincoln.
Lincoln: Got it.
Suddenly, Lincoln's large gold halo with four large orbiting gold rings orbiting the corners glowed and the four large orbiting gold rings fired beams of light that formed into a viewing window and we then showed all of Bikini Bottom all of Evil Squidward's misdeeds for all to see.
Squidward's robot then acted up.
Robot Squidward: You're not worthy to be a Clarinet player!
Evil Squidward: [to crowd] What?
Robot Squidward: You're a cheap fraud & impostor and a disgrace to the clarinet playing worl!
Me: [operating the robot] A corrupt, vicious, demented, lowlife scoundrel. A pathetic artist, a worthless piece of dirt who hates his mother, Who makes the worst paintings ever that always get torched with a flamethrower, and the music world HATES Your music because it sounds like monkeys playing them while grinding their nails on a chalkboard!
[the robot goes crazy and breaks apart]
Robot Squidward: You, Squidward Quincy Tentacles, are none other than a foul stenchus cephalopodus, commonly known as a...
Evil Squidward: Don't say it!
Me: [bursting out onto the stage] ... Pathetic Stinky Loser Failure Squid!
Evil Squidward: AAAARRRRGH!
Me: Arrest that liar and failure!
Then, they also saw the one person behind his break-out from prison was none other than Universe 666 Sebastian. This really enraged and disgusted the public, and they were out for Evil Squidward's head as they got out torches and pitchforks.
EVERYONE came out and confronted him!
Nico: Like with Ratigan, right?
Me: Bingo.
We went at him and I punched Evil Squidward and bashed him in the face.
Evil Squidward: (ENRAGED SCRECH)
Evil Squidward ran at us, but The Neptune Crusaders and Lincoln fired massive blasts of water that hit him and sent Evil Squidward flying into a wall, he got back out, but now, he went absolutely mad.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Almighty Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Greatsword of True Almighty Cosmic United Friendship Universal Storm Hope Elemental Bravery and True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Vampire-Werewolf-Buffalo-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Cosmic Harmony Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Harmony Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Harmony Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Hope, and his new greatswords were ready as well.
And I unholstered my massive J.D. Knudson's Universal True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Angel Greatsword of Universal True Eternal Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Angel Justice from my back and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-January Wolf Moon-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Harmony January Wolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Harmony January Wolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Harmony January Wolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Hope and we joined Ariel, and so did the rest of us as we unholstered our massive greatswords and transformed.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) You've got some nerve showing your big nose here again. Now, I'm about to turn you into a squid pretzel!
Me: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental January Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental January Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) And we're gonna rip that big nose right off your face!
Lincoln and I went after Evil Squidward, and we fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, fireworks, rainbows, storm clouds, gold halo rings, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, sports equipment, leaves, plants, pumpkins, dark lightning, pumpkin fire, swords, fruits, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, butterflies, moths, spades, hearts, aces, diamonds, clubs, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Explosions, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Mammoths, Pegasi, Windigos, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, Mermaids, Basilisks, Cockatrices, Cerberus, Perytons, Griffins, Sphinxes, Hippogriffs, Manticores, and Mythological Animals at Evil Squidward, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.
Then, we attacked him with energy slashes from our massive greatswords leaving scars on him and Lincoln left many more by firing rainbow energy slashes with his gold-plated claws and his two new massive greatswords and I also left many more by firing blue fire energy slashes with my gold-plated claws, and he and I attacked him hard with energy punches, energy kicks, and karate chops and they're super mega-painful because of our superhuman strength, along with elemental blasts, and this was really driving Evil Squidward even more insane and straight to the brink of insanity.
Evil Squidward: YOU! YOU! (ENRAGED SCREAM)
Evil Squidward charged at us completely blind with rage and fury, but Lincoln fired a blast of water that hit him on the stomach.
I punched and bashed Evil Squidward in his face and stomach.
Horsea squirted ink at him.
Horsea: Have a taste of your own medicine!
She squirted Ink all over Evil Squidward.
Everyone gagged and hurled all over Evil Squidward!
Nico: They still are disgusted over that Ink Lemonade incident?
Me: Yep. NIce one Horsea.
Horsea: Thank you!
We laughed.
I fired waves of energy and blasted Evil Squidward.
Laney fired waves of leaves and slashed him all over.
Qin: And Universe 666 Sebastian had the gall to release this buttlipped big-nosed mule!
Me: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental January Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental January Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Plus, we already know that lunatic had a hand in this one as well.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) (Smirks) Now, we're gonna make him lose it even more!
Nico: I hope the wait was worth it!
Me: Me too!
I then ripped Evil Squidward's big nose off!
CRUNCH!
Evil Squidward: DDDDDDDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWW!
Nico: I hope that hurt!
I punched Evil Squidward in his face.
I then kicked him square in the crotch!
KRASMASH!
Everyone winced!
Poliwag slapped him with his tail.
SLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAP!
He was REALLY Getting pummeled!
I used a Jellyfish call and Squidward got zapped BIG TIME!
ZZZZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!
Ouch!
Evil Squidward: Ow!
Tentacool: Save some for me!
Tentacool blasted Evil Squidward with her lasers.
Numerous Jellyfish came and they stung Evil Squidward!
ZAPS!
Evil Squidward yelped all over in pain!
Tentacool: Go, my fellow jellyfish!
They stung him all over the place.
Laney: Ouch.
Nico: Big time ouch.
Maria: Stings, doesn't it?!
Evil Squidward: I WILL GRIND ALL OF YOU INTO CHUM!
Lana then made Evil Squidward eat a bucket of chum!
Nico: Yuck!
Evil Squidward then threw up all over Mr. Krabs.
Nico: Poor choice of words!
Me: Big time.
I whistled and then NUMEROUS SEA BEARS CAME and they MAULED Evil Squidward.
He was brutally mauled into pulp.
Numerous Sea Rhinos appeared next.
They charged and rammed Evil Squidward down and flattened him into a pulpy pancake.
SMASH!
Me: That had to hurt.
Sandy: Time to play SAN ANTONIO RULES!
Nico: Go for it!
Evil Squidward: San "A—what—io" rules?
Sandy: Check! [Sandy throws the basketball in Evil Squidward's belly. Then she jumps onto Evil Squidward's head and shoots the basketball into the net. The crowd cheers.]
Evil Squidward: Oh, that was a foul!
Sandy: Tell it to your mama, Squidward!
Evil Squidward: Mama?
Mrs. Tentacles: Don't want to hear it.
Sandy: Next round's soccer.
Evil Squidward: What the what?
Sandy: Sure. Every time you score, you pick a new sport. I thought you knew all the rules, Evil Squidward.
Evil Squidward: Well, uh, yeah, well, of course I do. Yeah.
Sandy: Good, then block this!
vil Squidward: [notices the soccer net in back of him] Block what?
[Sandy kicks the soccer ball and headbutts into the net. The net bounces the ball back, hitting Evil Squidward in the head. Evil Squidward pulls his head back up and the crowd cheers.]
Evil Squidward: Oh, come on, I wasn't even ready!
Sandy: No time outs! Football round!
[The horn blares and Sandy charges towards Evil Squidward with the football. She rams Evil Squidward onto the football goalpost. Then she throws the football with her tail through the goalpost. The football hits Squidward and the crowd cheers.]
Evil Squidward: [panting] Just give me a second to—
[Sandy comes up from behind and stuffs Evil Squidward in a jellyfishing net. She swings the net and sends Evil Squidward flying to the soccer ball goal and into the pooling table. Evil Squidward pulls himself out of the table. Sandy hits the eight ball and it flies into Evil Squidward's head. The eight ball comes out through Evil Squidward's nose. Sandy takes out a plate and Evil Squidward's face falls into pieces. Evil Squidward's face is now made into calamari.]
Nico: That's a Point!
Patrick: Boo! I'm a haunted...[swings over Evil Squidward with a tablecloth over his body] tablecloth!
[Evil Squidward screams a sprays more ink out from his nose. The ink fills several cups, pitchers, bowls, and pails laid out by Patrick. Patrick swings himself into a wall and laughs. Evil Squidward runs up the stairs while spraying ink in more cups and bowls laid out by Patrick. He runs into a spooky baby's room with creepy music playing in the background.]
Evil Squidward: Not creepy nursery rhyme music!
[Evil Squidward hears a creaking sound in the crib behind him. He looks in the crib and sees Patrick wearing a creepy baby costume while having a nose similar to Evil Squidward's.]
Patrick: Dada!
[Evil Squidward screams and sprays more ink out from his nose into the crib. Evil Squidward runs out through the window.]
Patrick: [puts the sucker back on the baby bottle filled with ink] Thank you, Daddy!
[Evil Squidward falls to the ground and sees a spooky but crudely version of the Krusty Krab in front of him.]
Evil Squidward: The Krusty Krab? How did I wind up here? I don't think I want to go in. [a newspaper falls on him; he gasps as he reads it] This newspaper is dated 60 years into the future.
[The conveyor belt underneath him moves and it takes him inside.]
Evil Squidward: [covers his eyes] I can't look! I'm afraid to see. Please, no.
[Evil Squidward looks up and sees a puppet version of his old futuristic self in his workstation.]
Puppet Squidward: May I help you, young man?
[Evil Squidward's nose becomes a faucet and he screams the ink out of himself. Patrick, who is operating the old Squidward puppet, watches down happily. Evil Squidward has had enough of the haunted area and goes to run away.]
But Evil Squidward was snagged by Lana with a lasso!
Nico: Where'd you get the Lasso?
Lana: Sandy made it for me.
Nico: Awesome and cool.
Sandy: It's true.
Lana: Yep.
Lincoln formed a massive rainbow energy ball with water and ocean waves swirling around it and a water ball inside the energy ball.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) SEVEN SEAS MAELSTOM FURY!
Lincoln fired the massive rainbow energy ball with water and ocean waves swirling around it and a water ball energy ball and when it hit Evil Squidward, he was drenched and hit hard by the waves and water blasts, and he was also bound in an indestructible rainbow energy straitjacket. Just then, the Bikini Bottom Police arrived and they loaded Evil Squidward up and took him away. Everyone cheered as Lincoln and I holstered our weapons and powered down.
Ariel: And now, Evil Squidward is on his way back to prison.
Suddenly, Lincoln's large gold halo with four large orbiting gold rings orbiting the corners glowed and the four large orbiting gold rings fired beams of light that formed into a viewing window into the dark castle of Universe 666 Sebastian in Acme Acres, and we saw it for ourselves: Universe 666 Sebastian had gotten word of Evil Squidward's arrest and imprisonment, and then! HE ABSOLUTELY LOST IT BIG TIME!
Universe 666 Sebastian: (DEMONIC ROAR) GODDAMN THEM! THEY RUIN EVERYTHING I THROW AT THEM! THEY'RE RUINING MY PLANS TO DESTROY ALL LIFE ON EARTH AND THE UNIVERSES BEYOND! DAMN THEM, FUCK THEM ALL!
Suddenly, we saw Universe 666 Sebastian take out a knife and he left slashes his own arms and on his hands, and he started writing messages full of extreme hatred towards us along with Satanic and demonic symbols on the walls of his castle in his own blood and the sound of his demonic and really completely deranged laughter echoed throughout his empty castle. When it was all done, his castle was covered all over in messages full of extreme hatred towards us along with Satanic and demonic symbols on the walls of his castle written in his own blood and the sound of his demonic and really completely deranged laughter echoed throughout Acme Acres.
Lincoln: Laugh while you can, you crazy lunatic. (SNAPS FINGERS)
Lincoln snapped his fingers and beamed the nuke inside Universe 666 Sebastian's castle, he pressed the button on the detonator, and then...!
KRABOOOOOMMMMMM!
The nuke exploded and the castle was destroyed, and Universe 666 Sebastian was sent flying out of here and he crashed into a brick wall. He saw what happened to his castle and he was so overcome with rage, he let out a demonic scream of epic proportions and it was heard all over the world. The viewing window closed as the four large orbiting gold rings stopped glowing and the light beams disappeared.
Nico: Serves that asshole right.
Me: Now, he's lost his base of operations, and I'm surprised he survived the radiation from the nuke.
Sebastian Mendez: I survived much worse than that, but this should serve as a massive warning that we're through playing his twisted games.
Lincoln: And that we're serious about what we said: we're ending him for good and putting an end to his reign of madness and horror.
Me: That we are.
Nico: I knew it would come in handy!
Qin: (LAUGHS) That was awesome.
Laney: Yeah!
Varie: All that was funny though.
Lana: Yeah!
Lola: Yeah! It was all really funny!
Nico: I knew it would come in handy!
Qin: (LAUGHS) That was awesome.
Laney: Yeah!
Varie: All that was funny though.
Lana: Yeah!
Lola: Yeah! It was all really funny!
Audrey: You must be wondering how I turned into my Akumatized form yesterday. Well, it was all thanks to my Kwami and Miraculous I got.
Nico: Neat!
Qin: Yeah!
Lola: That is cool.
Nico: I knew that nuke would come in handy!
Me: You got that right!
Nico: That was fun too.
Laney: Next time we'll scare Evil Squidward with ghosts.
Lola: Yeah!
Nico: Noted for next time.
Laney: Okay.
Nico: Yep. Now for the fun battle of our rescue.
Maria: The Anothers.
Me: Yep.
Eli: We have Another Absorbing Man, Sammy K Ferret, Evil Teeny, D.A.V.E., Birdbrain, Sloppy Joe, Sheep Mage and Mumbo Jumbo.
We gasped!
Me: Wait the archenemies of Marinette and the Miraculous team. That is cool
Marinette: Nice! Our turn now!
Me: Yep.
Marinette: Tikki! Spots On! HA!
Marinette became Ladybug! 🐞
Adrien: Plagg! Claws Out!
Adrien turned into Cat Noir! 🐈
Alya: Trixx! Lets Pounce!
Alya turned into Rena Rouge!
Chloe: Pollin! Buzz On!
Chloe turned into Queen Bee! 🐝
Juleka: Swanno! White Feathers Spread!
Juleka turned into Maestra!
Nino: Wayzz! Shell On!
Nino turned into Carapace! 🐢
Me: OH YEAH!
Eli: And I sense that the Anothers minus Mumbo Jumbo are one person.
Me: Wow!
Nico: There they are!
We saw Absorbing Man, Sammy K Ferret, Evil Teeny, D.A.V.E., Birdbrain, Sloppy Joe and Sheep Mage.
Me: Whoa! This is gonna be awesome.
Another Absorbing Man: (In a girls voice) It sure will!
Lincoln: Katie Klingon!? Whoa!
They merged and she reverted back and it was a girl with red hair, red eyes, red and black clothes, red and black angel wings and had the symbol of the Klingon Empire in the middle of her forehead and on her skirt and she had a dagger and phaser on her hip and she had an awesome keyblade.
Katie Klingon: Awesome to see you again Lincoln and wow you grew into an amazing young man.
Lincoln: I sure have.
Nico: Care to introduce us Lincoln?
Lincoln: Sure. This is Katie Klingon, Keyblade Knight of Qo'Nos, she's my Guardian Angel from Michigan and she's a powerful force of epic power. She was born and raised on the planet, Qo'Nos, and she has intense dark powers and she's a master of darkness. She is the Keyblade Knight of Qo'Nos and leader of The Klingon Empire, and she has also helped out The Enterprise in many of their travels through the galaxy and defended them from the many terrors and dangers they've fought against in the past. She came to Royal Woods long ago, and she really trained me a lot about how to use the Keyblade and I'd quickly absorbed all that knowledge, and I became an expert in wielding the Keyblade and she also trained him on how to use the magic spells associated with the Keyblade, and she's also one of the Keyblade Knights formed by Carolina Keyblada, and like her fellow Keyblade Knights, she harbors a deep grudge against Xehanort for all of the pain and suffering that he caused in his quest to forge the X-Blade and use it to destroy the entire universe and remake it in his image, and she swore if he ever returns again, she would slay him right where he stands and see to it that all those who follow him shall follow him to The Black Gates, and she also trained me a lot and she taught me everything that she knows when it comes to using the powers of darkness.
We were amazed.
Me: Wow! The Keyblade Knight of the Klingon Capital home planet, Qo'Nos. That is cool.
Nico: It sure is.
Katie Klingon: Yeah it sure is awesome.
Me: By the way, is the Another Mumbo Jumbo friendly or hostile?
Katie Klingon: Friendly. And she is a fruity and magical one.
Me: Nice.
Nico: Sorry we have to do this.
Girl Jordan: Lets separate you all first.
Girl Jordan and Leeli held hands.
(YURGEN'S TUNE PLAYS)
The skies had leaves and flowers flying in the wind along with sea dragons singing in the background
Girl Jordan and Leeli: (SINGING DIVINELY AS LEELI HAD FIREFLIES SWIRL AROUND HER AND GIRL JORDAN HAD HER AQUA BLUE AURA FLARED UP)
O holoré lay thee low
Holoél dark in the Deep
Down beneath the earth you go
Go holoré fast to sleep
O holoré lay thee low
Holoél dark in the Deep
Down beneath the earth you go
Go holoré fast to sleep
Fast to sleep
Fast to sleep
Dark holoré in the Deep
Rise again holoré now
Spring abundant holoél
Render green the dying bough
Raise the rock where Yurgen fell
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Spring abundant holoél
They both glowed and the Anothers were separated.
Me: Time for action.
We blasted the Anothers and I caught the Wonder Ride Books.
Me: Oh yeah!
Maria: Time for backup! (TURNS DIAL) WRECKING FORCE!
She summoned Wrecking Crew, Bulldozer Org, Rocketear, Elaine Belloc, Horned Sharptooth and Stained Glass Scarlet.
Me: Oh yeah!
Nico: Now we wait.
POOF!
Out came Another Mumbo Jumbo in a cloud of magic!
Nico: That was quick.
Me: It sure was.
Another Mumbo: (In a girls voice) That was an entrance.
Me: (GASP) That voice.
She reverted back and was a girl with pink and green hair and pink eyes and had pink and green clothes and had green angel wings and had a tiara with the symbol of the Watermelon dopant on it and the symbol was on her skirt and she had a watermelon sword.
Me: Suika Watermelon! Wow!
Suika Watermelon: Awesome to see you again J.D.
Me: Same here. Suika is the Embodiment of the Watermelon Dopant and she has fruit and watermelon powers and she is also a magician.
Mumbo: Wow! Just like me!
Me: Yep.
She poofed up a Watermelon and threw it and it hit May in the face!
KRASPLAT!
May: I'm okay!
Sougo: (gets out Grand Zi O Ridewatch) Did Swartz promise you anything?
Grand Time! (Orchestral rock music) Kuuga, Agito, Ryuki, Faiz, Bla~de! Hibiki, Kabuto, Den-O, Kiva, Deca~de! W! OOO! Fourze~! Wizard, Gaim, Drive~! Ghost! Ex-Aid! Build~! Iwae! Kamen Rider~! GrandZi-O~!
Geiz: (gets out Geiz Majesty Ridewatch) Because we can grant it instead.
Majesty Time! G3, Knight, Kaixa, Garren, Ibuki, Gattack~! Zeronos, Ixa, Diend, Accel~! Birth, Meteor, Beast, Baron! Mach, Specter, Bra~ve! Cro~ss-Z! Kamen Rider~! GeizMaje~sty!
Sougo became Grand Zi O while Geiz became Geiz Majesty.
Suika Watermelon: No he didn't because I smashed his head in with a watermelon as big as a house and ran away.
Sakura Knudson: Geez what a mess.
Nico: Yeah.
Zocks and Kaito: ZENKAIJU GEAR!
They donned their Zenkaiju Armor.
Lincoln: Lets separate you first.
He fired a wave of light and separated her.
Suika bashed the Another all over.
Nico: (gets out Mumbo's Ridewatch) Ready for a spelling contest?
May: (Gets out Evil Talking Cake's Ridewatch) Here's a cake in your face!
Maria: (Gets out Oxy Man's ridewatch) Time to blow you away!
They activated the ridewatches of Mumbo Jumbo, Sheep Mage, Evil Talking Cake, Momokase, Oxy Man and Kusuna and they fired waves of energy and elements and blasted the Another all over.
X-Squad Lila: (SHEEP BLEET) Time for some Woolly Fun! (ACTIVATES SHEEP MAGE'S RIDEWATCH)
She fired waves of sheep and blasted the Another.
Then Mirror Master, Quark, Dan, Illuso, Arnold the Pit Bull and Evil Pyre Woman came.
Nico: Nice team Mirror Master!
Mirror Master: Thanks Nico.
?: That is cool!
A Tengu Man came.
Me: Tengu Man! Awesome!
Tengu Man: (In a girls voice) I'm ready to unleash darkness.
Nico: Corvus Tengu! Wow!
Corvus Tengu: Yep. I got this.
She fired a wave of darkness and smashed the Another and I caught the Ridewatch and purified it.
Me: Oh yeah!
May: YAY! I didn't get hit!
Corvus Tengu: (Sees herself) GAH! EYES TO YOURSELVES PERVERTS!
Rarity: Don't worry darling we can fix this.
The fashion brigade gave her awesome black clothes.
Corvus Tengu: Wow! I look amazing!
Nico: You sure do.
Maria: How do you feel?
Corvus Tengu: Better than ever.
X-Squad Lila: What's your favorite memory of Nico?
Corvus Tengu: When me and Nico banished a mean Queen Bee girl to the nightmare dimension.
Qin: I remember that.
Me: Geez!
Nico: Yeah.
Me: Cool.
Nico and Corvus hugged.
Nico: I've missed you.
Corvus Tengu: Same here.
We later went back home.
After Nico's rescue, Lincoln and his harem, Me and my harem, Sumner Knudson, Patti Knudson, Sakura Knudson, Stellar, Stardust, Ken Knudson, Nico and his harem, Clyde and his harem, Naruto and his harem, Ed Cowart and his harem, Ets and his harem, Alex the Lion, Marty the Zebra, Melman the Giraffe, Gloria the Hippo, Gage the Hegehog, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Qin, Eli, Nicole Knudson and her siblings, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., Rita, Harriet Loud, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, Kuja, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, The Dynasty Warriors, The Samurai Warriors, Yakko, Cherry Hunter, Cammy, Milan Flare, Yoko, Wakko, Poison, Pyrrha Alexandra, Alice, Mimi Kitagami, Dot, Haneru Tobitatsu, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Z-Fighters, Max Goof, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), Baloo, King Mickey, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Aku-Aku, The Quantum Masks, Alternate Tawna, Spyro, Cynder, The Ghostforce, Rayman, Juniper Lee, The Louds' Scottish Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Demon Slayer Conglomerate, Anatankha, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Power Rangers, The Kamen Riders, Izuku and his friends, The Goths of Darkness, Sebastian Mendez, Darren Devereaux, Hiroshi Ohira, Brandon Skellington, Marshall Williams, Mal, Evie, Jay, Carlos, Ben, Norbert and Daggett, Heathcliff, Riff-Raff, Hector, Wordsworth, Mungo, Cleo, Leroy, Sylvester, Tom, Jerry, their friends and counterparts, Timmy Turner, Cosmo, Wanda, Poof, Trixie Tang, Sapphire, Emerald, Chester, A.J., Sanjay, Elmer, Chloe Carmichael, Tootie, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, and his harem, Universe 666 Clyde and his harem, Universe 666 Ets and his harem, The Lion Guard, Marinette and her friends, Sabrina Spellman, Liam, Carmen Rockell, The Teen Titans, The Royal Defenders, The Loonatics, Ty the Tasmanian Tiger, Sly the Tasmanian Tiger, Liu Kang, Kitana, Sonya Blade, Jax, Kung Lao, Sub-Zero, Nightwolf, Kotal Kahn, Jade, Carol Ferris, Jan and Zan the Wonder Twins, Hawkman, Hot Head, and Bouncer are heading to Maine, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the seven girls here, but we got bad news: Khan Noonien Singh has come back for revenge, but we are through dealing with him, we're sending him straight to The Black Gates forever for everything he's done.
Lincoln: Wow, we're here in Maine, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the seven girls here, but we got bad news: Khan Noonien Singh has come back for revenge.
I gasped.
Me: Oh God, I knew it was going to be him.
Nico: Not long after we'd stopped Evil Squidward, now that lunatic had brought back Khan Noonien Singh. He's absolutely insane.
Eli: He sure is, but like you said, we're through playing his twisted games.
Lincoln: Exactly, Eli, and we are through dealing with Khan, we're fighting him once more, and this time, we're sending him straight to The Black Gates forever for everything he's done.
Twilight Sparkle: He will pay for his crimes against the galaxy.
Suddenly, we saw nine beautiful and super sexy girls with long hair in green, pink, red, indigo, white, blue, and black, purple hairbands, blue eyes, they were tall at 7'0" in height, they have the bodies of goddess and large breasts, massive green, pink, red, indigo, white, blue, and black, purple angel wings, and they were dressed in short-sleeved white dress shirts and black pants with leotards in green, pink, red, indigo, white, blue, and black, purple underneath them, black knee-high boots with butterfly buckles, and long white long-sleeved trenchcoat with stars, elements, light, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails and on the back are The Autobot Strength Team, holstered on their backs are massive greatswords, and with them are the seven girls.
Lincoln: (GASPS) Alicia Harvey, the Sentinel Prime Gene-Slammer, Belle Harvey, the Brawn Gene-Slammer, Daria Harvey, the Hound Gene-Slammer, Emily Harvey, the Warpath Gene-Slammer, Georgina Harvey, the Landmine Gene-Slammer, Harriet Harvey, the Gears Gene-Slammer, Iona Harvey, the Trailbreaker Gene-Slammer, Kitty Harvey, the Clobber Gene-Slammer, and Layla Harvey the Quickmix Gene-Slammer A.K.A. The Harvey Sisters.
Alicia Harvey: That's right, and we got the girls away from Khan, and he's really really enraged now.
?: TEAM LOUD PHOENIX STORM! YOU WILL PAY FOR GETTING IN MY WAY OF DESTROYING KIRK!
We then saw our target, Khan Noonien Singh, and he was seriously out for blood.
Sylvester: Okay, wiseguy, now you're really going to get it.
Sylvester unholstered his Sylvester's Blood-Soaked Vampiric Demon Darkness Greatsword of The Dracul and transformed into Super Angel-Cat-Vampire-Acme Dark Knight-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Angel of Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Justice and Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Death.
Lincoln: You have caused far too much pain and suffering to too many innocent people throughout the galaxy for far too long, Khan, and now, you shall pay the ultimate price with your life.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Almighty Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Greatsword of True Almighty Cosmic United Friendship Universal Storm Hope Elemental Bravery and True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Vampire-Werewolf-Buffalo-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Cosmic Harmony Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Harmony Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Harmony Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Hope, I unholstered my massive J.D. Knudson's Universal True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Angel Greatsword of Universal True Eternal Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Angel Justice from my back and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-January Wolf Moon-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Harmony January Wolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Harmony January Wolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Harmony January Wolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Hope, TLPS Mr. Wolf transformed into his Super Angel-Wolf-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga form and the rest of The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms and they unholster their massive greatswords, The Dynasty Warriors and Samurai Warriors unholstered their weapons, Lincoln's sisters and parents transformed into their Super Angel United Friendship Universal Eternal Xelnaga forms and unholstered their massive greatswords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholstered their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Crash Bandicoot unholstered his massive Crash Bandicoot's Skylands Ten Elemental Wolf Draconic Bandicoot Greatsword of Ten Elemental Skylands Justice and Ten Eternal Elemental Skylanders True Bravery from his back and he transformed into Super Angel-Bandicoot-Dragon-Elemental Skylander-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Ten Elemental Knight Elemental Skylander Draconic Bandicoot Angel of Divine Ten Element Skylands True Hero Knight Draconic Bandicoot Angel Justice and Divine Ten Element Skylands True Hero Knight Draconic Bandicoot Angel Bravery, Sherlock Hound unholstered his massive Sherlock Hound's Demonic Dark Knight Sparda's Eternal Angelic Demonic Demon Hound Greatsword of Demonic Dark Knight Eternal Angelic Demonic Demon Hound Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Demon Hound-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Stellar Blood-Stained Dark Demonic Darkness Dark Knight Demon Hound Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Star Blood-Stained Dark Demonic Darkness Dark Knight Demon Hound Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Star Blood-Stained Dark Demonic Darkness Dark Knight Demon Hound Phoenix Angel Compassion, Max Goof unholsters his massive Max Goof's Heavenly Archangel Gabriel's Eternal Unbreakable Bonds of True Friends and Angels Holy Archangel Keyblade of Justice from his back and transformed into Super Angel-Disney Knight-Archangel-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Heavenly Light Hellish Darkness Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Heavenly Light Hellish Darkness Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Heavenly Light Hellish Darkness Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel Hope, Timmy Turner transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Wolf Moon-Mysticon Pink Wolf Mage-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Magic Celestial Fairy Magical Elemental Fairy Mysticon Wolf Moon Angel of Divine Elemental Celestial Fairy Magical Fairy Wolf Moon Justice and Divine Elemental Celestial Fairy Magical Fairy Wolf Moon Hope and he has his Timmy Turner's Lupus the Wolf's Celestial Elemental Harmonious Fairy Wolf Moon Mage's Staff of Elemental Magic Justice out and his Royal Eye of Lupus orb ready as well, Norbert Beaver unholstered his massive Hydros' Primordial Maelstrom Ocean Beaver Greatsword of Primordial Maelstrom Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Beaver-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Beaver Angel of Divine Oceanic Primordial Water Justice and Divine Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Compassion, Yakko, Wakko, and Dot transformed into their Super Angel-Phoenix-Warner-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms, Inuyasha unholstered his Inuyasha's Dog Hanyou Tessaiga Demon Slayer Fang Greatsword of Dog Hanyou Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Dog Hanyou-Yokai-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Angel of Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Justice and Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Hope, Brandon Skellington had his Pumpkin Scepter of Halloween Town Justice still in hand, Hiroshi Ohira unholstered his massive Hiroshi Ohira's Destructive Inferno Firestorm Phoenix Firebird Angel Greatsword of Destructive Inferno Fire Phoenix Firebird Angel Vengeance and Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Firestorm Firebird-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel Rage, Kuja had his Brumel Cores and Kuja's Eternal Wizard Redemption Mage's Staff of Elemental Magic Redemption Wizard Justice ready and transformed into Super Angel-Genome-Wizard-Dragon-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Celestial Wizard Genome Terra Redemption Draconic Magic Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Celestial Wizard Genome Terra Redemption Draconic Magic Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Celestial Wizard Genome Terra Redemption Draconic Magic Phoenix Angel Hope, Darren Devereaux, Sebastian Mendez, Qin, Clyde and his harem, Baloo, Izuku and his friends, The Z-Fighters, Daggett, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Naruto and his harem, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Demon Slayer Conglomerate, Anatankha, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), The Demon Slayer Corps, The Ghostforce, The Louds' Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Loonatics, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, Mal, Evie, Jay, Carlos, Ben, Heathcliff and his friends, Twilight Sparkle's team, Timmy's friends, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, and his harem, Universe 666 Clyde and his harem, Universe 666 Ets and his harem, my harem, Ed Cowart's harem, Ets' harem, Clyde's harem, Nico's harem, Lord Raiden and the Earthrealm Warriors, and The Royal Defenders got out their weapons, Rayman unholstered his massive Rayman's Eternal Night Dream Morpheus's Celtic Dream Eternal Night Dragon Fairy Phoenix Angel Greatsword of Peaceful Celtic Dream Eternal Night Dragon Fairy Phoenix Angel Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Dragon-Lum-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Eternal Celtic Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Dream Eternal Night Fairy Dragon Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Celtic Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Dream Eternal Night Fairy Dragon Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Eternal Celtic Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Dream Eternal Night Fairy Dragon Phoenix Angel Hope, Juniper Lee unholstered her Juniper Lee's Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Magicstorm Greatsword of Spirit World Magic Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Dragon-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Angel of Divine Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Justice and Divine Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Will, Liam unholstered his massive Liam Hunnicut's Arctic Qailertetang's Holy Arctic Thundersnow Greatsword of Holy Arctic Thundersnow Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Ice Dragon-Yuki-Onna-Musk Ox-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Angel of Divine Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Musk Ox Justice and Divine Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Musk Ox Hope, and Ed Cowart, Ets, Ken, Nicole, Nico, Gage the Hedgehog, and Eli unholstered our massive greatswords and we transformed, and we went after Khan Noonien Singh, and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Blue Fire, Sand, Bubbles, steel orbs, throwing axes, and mythological animals, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.
Then, a large leech-mouth sucker forms in the palm of Lincoln's left hand and he ran at Khan Noonien Singh and he slammed his left hand into his chest and as his gold-plated claws puncture the skin and the leech-mouth sucker latched onto his chest, Lincoln began to drain Khan Noonien Singh of his life force as Lincoln injected him with a special enzyme, which strengthened him temporarily and ensures that his heart continued to beat, but Khan experienced nothing but pain and he began to age rapidly, and Lincoln's abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed and he grew even stronger as he also assimilated Khan's powers and abilities.
Then, as soon as Lincoln was done, Khan was left as a lifeless husk and Lincoln banished his soul to The Black Gates forever. We cheered as we holstered our weapons and powered down.
Lincoln: I've said it before and I'll say it again, never show your face ever again, Khan. (To The Harvey Sisters) And it's so good to see you and your sisters again, Alicia.
Alicia Harvey: You too, Lincoln, it's been seven years since we last met, and it's so good to see you again, Claire.
Claire Harvey: You too, Alicia.
Lincoln went up to The Harvey Sisters and he hugged them, and The Harvey Sisters are very surprised at just how much taller, more handsome, and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since they last saw him, and they also felt just how much more stronger and how much more muscular he's really become, and they had an atomic red blush on their faces, and the atomic red blush on their faces soon became even deeper when she saw he still has his vampire fangs and massive white angel wings with stars on the feathers and orange and aurora-colored tips on the feathers, large gold halo with four large orbiting gold rings on each corner behind his head, along with hearing his mature, deeper, and manlier voice and seeing the large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on his head, eleven massive and long white wolf tails with rainbow markings and rainbow tips and white rabbit tail with rainbow markings on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, thick hair on his massive forearms, stubble on his jawline, and chest hair on his pecs, He-Man's chest harness, and many other accessories, and they also met his familiars, the male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, the white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and the white Wolf Familiar, Seiko.
Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I haven't seen you girls since you were seventeen, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.
Belle Harvey: Holy crap, you sure have, you've really grown up to be very big and very strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the cute eleven-year-old little boy into a 18-year-old 8'5" tall, very handsome, and manly man with really massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, and you still have those vampire fangs and massive white angel wings, that's so awesome, and the large white wolf ears on your head and the eleven massive and long white wolf tails with markings and white rabbit tail on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, hair on your massive forearms, beard stubble on your jawline, and chest hair on your pecs and many accessories and large gold halo with four large gold rings orbiting behind your head, that's really new, along with getting He-Man's chest harness.
Daria Harvey: You've really really grown a lot and became a man, but you're still the same kind boy from long ago, plus, you've also grown even more bigger in muscle mass, you can land an airplane on that massive, wider, and more muscular back, squash a melon with those really muscular quads and thighs, and cut a rock into a diamond on those rock-hard eight-pack abs, and there's not even a tape measure long enough to measure that chiseled chest or massive biceps. Plus, we've also met your familiars, and they are really awesome.
Me: And he'd also been hit with massive amounts of cosmic radiation and he'd been imbued with the same powers as me, and he's become truly immortal, and Lincoln, you know these seven girls?
Lincoln: Indeed I do, J.D., meet Alicia Harvey, the Sentinel Prime Gene-Slammer, Belle Harvey, the Brawn Gene-Slammer, Daria Harvey, the Hound Gene-Slammer, Emily Harvey, the Warpath Gene-Slammer, Georgina Harvey, the Landmine Gene-Slammer, Harriet Harvey, the Gears Gene-Slammer, Iona Harvey, the Trailbreaker Gene-Slammer, Kitty Harvey, the Clobber Gene-Slammer, and Layla Harvey the Quickmix Gene-Slammer A.K.A. The Harvey Sisters, these nine girls are my Guardian Angels from Michigan and classmates in Gym, but they are also beautiful ballerinas and they're Claire Harvey's sisters.
Selene Emperyous: They, Lincoln, and Claire love practice ballerina dancing, which is both for boys and girls, in case anyone gets any funny ideas. Anywho, they're easy to identify: Alicia has red hair with a red leotard underneath her clothing, Belle has blue hair with a blue leotard underneath her clothing, Daria has pink hair with a pink leotard underneath her clothing, Georgina has orange hair with a orange leotard underneath her clothing, Harriet has indigo hair with an indigo leotard underneath her clothing, Iona has white hair with a white leotard underneath her clothing, Kitty has purple hair with a purple leotard underneath her clothing, and Layla has black hair with a black leotard underneath her clothing.
Michelle Emperyous: Lincoln made Claire Harvey and her sisters beautiful necklaces, and to show thanks they each kissed Lincoln on the lips, as a result, Lincoln promised that when he comes of age, he will marry Claire Harvey and her sisters along with the rest of his harem, and this took place before Ronnie Anne came into the picture.
Me: Just like what we were told.
Alicia Harvey: That's right, and we do have one story involving how all of us and Lincoln kicked the tar out of Lynn after we tarred and feathered her after she tried to humiliate Lincoln by taking pictures of us and Lincoln when we were doing our practice.
Nico: SHE DID WHAT?!
Lynn screamed and hid behind Lori.
Me: Uh oh.
Lily Loud: Yep, Lynn's dumb actions due to Dark Lynn inside her have already pissed off Nico too many times to count, and so have the actions of Dark Lori, Dark Lola, Dark Luan, and Dark Lisa.
Lincoln: And from what we saw when he went into The Simulator and tore them apart, apparently, this only showed them one thing.
Michelle Emperyous: Yep, that karma always finds a way to get back at them and that payback really is a bitch.
Lincoln: Exactly, and now that you and your sisters are here, Alicia.
Lincoln went up to and hugged each of The Harvey Sisters in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, he leaned his head down the right side of their necks, and he slowly bit each of them and he fed on their blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed along with his large gold halo and four orbiting gold rings on each corner of the halo behind his head and eleven massive and long white tails with rainbow tips and rainbow markings. He slowly unlatched his fangs from each of their necks as their necks healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit them.
Alicia Harvey: Wow, you're still just as gentle as ever when you feed on one of your Guardian Angels, Lincoln.
Suddenly, nine Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of The Harvey Sisters with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha along with white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks.
Daria Harvey: (Surprised) Lincoln, are these...?!
Lincoln: Yep, that's an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love and an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love, which means you're now part of my harem and my many future wives, Harvey Sisters.
The Harvey Sisters had a smile on their faces and tears in their eyes as Lincoln still had his massive and powerful muscular arms around them and he leaned down to each of their faces and kissed each of them on the lips and they also returned it, and we cheered for them, then we went up to the seven girls, and when Lincoln saw them, he immediately recognized them. The seven girls are Chiharu Momotani, Haruna Momotani, Hitoko Tsuzuki, Kogane Hagiyama, Midori Kazamatsuri, Bumika Ushio, and Yuki Nakamine from Tsurutsuru Nurse.
Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Chiharu Momotani, Haruna Momotani, Hitoko Tsuzuki, Kogane Hagiyama, Midori Kazamatsuri, Bumika Ushio, and Yuki Nakamine from Tsurutsuru Nurse.
Ed Cowart: Whoa, looks like you've rescued some smoking hot nurses.
Lincoln: Ed.
Lincoln had a mallet in one of his eleven massive and long white tails and it was over Ed Cowart's head, and when Ed Cowart saw it, he did the Chuck-Outta-Luck Pathetic Eyes and he dodged the mallet as it came down on him and we snickered.
Nicole: He warned you.
Lincoln: Are you girls okay?
Chiharu Momotani: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.
Then, when Chiharu Momotani and the other six girls saw who it was that saved them from Khan Noonien Singh, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 18-year-old 8'5" tall, handsome hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, long wild white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair and large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on top of his head with large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four large orbiting golden rings on each corner behind his head, thick hair on his massive muscular forearms and beard stubble on his jawline, rainbow colored thunderbird with gold lightning bolt in its claws and the Ebonwu Squadron emblem on its chest emblazoned on his forehead and Third Eye with rainbow iris, rows of straight teeth with vampire fangs, Crest of Miracles on his massive right pec and golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle on his massive left pec, Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his massive, wider, and more muscular back, and on top is the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, Vampire Bat, Werewolf, and Buffalo and a Rinnegan-like marking, and right below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a rainbow kanji with nine magatama in between that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Almighty Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Almighty Master of The Elemental Forces, The Storms, The Cosmos, and The Universe, Master of Hero Personas and Many Powers, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Voice of Reason, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, Golden-Hearted Lover and Father of Many Kids, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Son of Lynn Sr. and Rita Loud, Loving Grandson of Albert Loud and Samuel Loud, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Future Husband, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family, Powerful Alpha Vampire-Werewolf-Cyborg Hybrid, Descendant of The Seventeenth Century Duke Lincoln McLoud of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Archenemy of Max Dillon Also Known as Electro, Destroyer and Slayer of Extremely Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry, Psychotic, Irredeemable Bastards and Tyrants, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, Jack-Of-All-Trades, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True God of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Savior of The Loud House and Michigan, True Immortal Hero and God, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of Many of Team Loud Phoenix Storm's Branch Teams, Spice Demon of The Loud Family, Surfer of The Legendary Wave Humungadunga, Third-In-Command And Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Emissary of The Cosmos and The Heavens, Ambassador of Harmony, Friendship, Purity, Hope, Courage, and Love, and God of Friendship, Hope, Love, Courage, and Justice Dodgeball Angel King of Gotham Royal York, The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms and Warriors of Japan, Fearsome Defender of His Many Guardian Angels, and Destroyer of The House of Damaskinos", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it on his broad left shoulder, and Mark of Manhood tattoo of a male bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" on his massive left muscular forearm, and he had his Rabbit Miraculous, Eini, with him, his male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, his white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and his white Wolf Familiar, Seiko, along with Darkus Battle Ax Vladitor, Darkus Omega Leonidas, Pyrus Omega Leonidas, Haos Omega Leonidas, Subterra Omega Leonidas, Ventus Omega Leonidas, and Ventus Omega Leonidas.
He had his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Almighty Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Greatsword of True Almighty Cosmic United Friendship Universal Storm Hope Elemental Bravery and True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds, The Sickle Swords of Hinon, and the purified Universe 666 version of The Miracle Box holstered on his wider and muscular back, his large orange Crystal Saber, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, his Omnipotent Elemental Thunderbird Phoenix Angel of Universal Harmonious Loud Justice, Mythological Hope, and Eternal Love Almighty Book, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Elemental Harmony on his left hip, his Eater of Sins revolver and Elemental Universal Thunderbird hand-cannon Blaster holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation and embedded Stone of Gelel on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted gold metal bands with multi-colored on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, large gold Bracers of The Champions of the Universe with large rainbow gems on his large wrists with the Dragon Ball Bracelet on the left large gold cuff bracer and other bracelets merged with the left large gold Bracer and large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony shrunk to the size of a gem on top, massive indestructible white angel wings with stars and orange and aurora-colored tips on the large white feathers and eleven massive and long powerful white wolf tails with rainbow tips and rainbow markings with white rabbit tail on top of the eleven massive and long white wolf tails, he has on He-Man's chest harness with colored gems on the gold crisscross straps and gold metal circular chest plate with phoenix carved on it and surrounded by red gems and on the back of the straps is a kanji that said Lincoln Loud, Truly Loving Gold-Hearted Brother, Son, Grandson, and Father, and he was dressed in an orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long white trenchcoat coattails with Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Moonlight, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Great Old Ones, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids on the coattails and they also had intense powerful rainbow hot flames coming off them and hanging mini silver lightning bolts on the coattails held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large golden buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and large rainbow gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large royal blue pants with rainbow fire and multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs, and large gold armored knee-high boots with colored gems on them, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with rainbow gems for eyes the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, Cosmic, Universe, God, and Eternity Kanjis on the heads, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and rainbow crystal links from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with a large rainbow Thunderbird-shaped Element of Harmony and a large silver Buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, Cosmic, Universe, God, and Eternity Kanjis Kanjis on its head for the pendant on his bare chest with chest hair on his pecs, large white and gold accented Elemental Choker of Eternal Love and Thunderbird pendant on his neck, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, his Ring of The Phoenix large multi-colored gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Werewolf, and Buffalo on his right ring finger, Blue Lantern ring on his left ring finger and small planets orbiting around his fingers like rings, claws on his fingers with gold armored finger claws over his fingers, he has twelve large planets orbiting around his legs and twelve smaller planets orbiting around his waist and an immense rainbow protective aura with swirling elements around him.
Chiharu Momotani: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet the rest of you.
Lincoln made six clones of himself, and he and his clones went up to the girls, and they hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they leaned down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the thick muscular necks of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene, and he slowly bit them and he fed on their blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as them, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed along with his large gold halo and four orbiting gold rings on each corner of the halo behind his head. He then slowly unlatched his fangs from their necks as their necks healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit them.
Chiharu Momotani: (Seductively and rubs her hands on Lincoln's massive pecs) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.
Suddenly, seven Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Chiharu Momotani, Haruna Momotani, Hitoko Tsuzuki, Kogane Hagiyama, Midori Kazamatsuri, Bumika Ushio, and Yuki Nakamine with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha along with white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks. We returned to The World Tree Estate and told everyone what had happened, and they were shocked to find out the villain we went after was none other than our old enemy, Khan Noonien Singh, who came back for revenge.
But, when Lincoln showed what we did in beating him into the ground and then him slamming his left hand into Khan's chest and draining the life force out of him and sending him to The Black Gates for good, everyone cheered and hugged us and Lincoln's harem kissed him on the cheek. Lincoln and the Harvey Sisters have a lot of catching up to do, now that they're back in town.
Maria: I don't believe it. Not long after we'd stopped Evil Squidward, Universe 666 Sebastian brought back Khan. He's fucking crazy!
Lincoln: That's not even a word to describe him. He's already fallen down into the black depths of madness, but he'll be put down soon.
Me: And we'll be rid of him forever.
Nico: That monster's caused more than enough trouble to last an eternity, we'll get rid of him very soon.
After finally destroying and getting rid of Khan Noonien Singh and this time for good, we were training intensely in the gym, doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and we were also doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get our eleven massive and long wolf tails even more stronger than ever as well, and when The Harvey Sisters saw Lincoln doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear his mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, they had an atomic red blush on their faces, hearts in their eyes, and their noses were bleeding.
Alicia Harvey: My God, I was right that Lincoln's really grown into a 18-year-old, 8'5" tall, really big, handsome, sexy, and extremely super strong manly man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs really hard at work, and really working out with those 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells and he's not even getting tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan, and he's also doing 900,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, and he now looks even more ripped than ever.
Daria Harvey: He's definitely been continuing on bodybuilding and working out even more for many years, and because of that along with the combination of his diet plan that we gave him, along with his hyperpuberty and genes, he'd gained the powerful and massive body that all bodybuilders could only dream of.
Belle Harvey: If anyone tried to mess with him now, they were in for a world of hurt and trouble, and he's always been there to defend and protect us from Chandler, his goons, Pablo, Anderson, and Hawk and Hank at school or out in public, and he was also quick to defend us from Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan if they get out of search control again, along with Killjoy Huggins.
Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under a lot of very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, girls, and I can still defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger and bigger in muscle mass, I've also gotten smarter as well.
Emily Harvey: That's incredible, and we'd already known just how strong you were long ago ever since you did some wrestling and working out with some of the other Guardian Angels long ago, and we're so proud of just how much stronger you've gotten, and just how much taller you've gotten, along with getting that much bigger in muscle mass, and you've also been getting smarter as well.
Me: You got that right, plus, we heard all of the stories from Lincoln about you girls and about how you all helped him in his training to become an emerging hero before Team Loud Phoenix Storm was formed, and how he grew from the little boy from years ago into the really big, really strong, and really powerful man we know today.
Georgina Harvey: I knew it was only a matter of time before he told everyone that story.
Nico: Yep. So, girls, what's the story on how you all and Lincoln trashed Lynn?
Alicia Harvey: We shall tell you, and of course, this is one incident we'll never forget with Lynn, or as Luna calls her "Belchy McFarty".
Me: That still cracks me up to this day.
Nico: Me too, and how did you even get away with calling Lynn that and not get beaten into paste, Luna?
Luna: That was never easy with Lynn, dude. I had to be very careful around her because one wrong move that sets her off, and she'd throw me in a meat grinder.
The Harvey Sisters played a video on the big screen and it shows Lincoln, Claire Harvey, and The Harvey Sisters at Lake Michigan: Lincoln was in his orange speedo and sandals and Claire Harvey and her sisters were in their two-piece bikinis and sandals, and they were having fun swimming at the lake after tarring and feathering Lynn.
Past Alicia Harvey: This is really awesome, I love coming to Lake Michigan.
Past Lincoln: Same here, Alicia.
Past Claire Harvey: Plus, with all the work that he and all of you have been doing with cleaning up the lake and all the other lakes in Michigan, it's also a cleaner place for all marine life.
?: (ENRAGED SCREAM) STINKOLN! LOUD MONSTROUS BELCH!
Suddenly, they heard a loud scream and loud monstrous belch in the air along with catching the stench of B.O., feet, and sweaty armpits.
Past Lincoln: Oh great, there's no mistaking that scream and loud monstrous belch along with the stench of B.O., feet, and sweaty armpits, from anywhere. Get out here right now, Lynn, or else, I'll blast you out.
Suddenly, they saw Lynn come out, and she was covered in tar and feathers and she was really out for blood again, then, she charged like a mad bull and was about to attack Lincoln, but Lincoln punched her and sent her flying into a tree. She got back out, but she roared like an animal and she beat her chest like a gorilla, now she was really extremely pissed off.
Past Lincoln: You have caused us enough trouble to last an eternity, Lynn. Now, I'm going to put you right back in your place, you four-legged monstrosity!
Lincoln's massive white angel wings spread out and he had his massive greatsword in hand, and we knew it meant trouble when that happens. Lynn roared like a pure enraged animal again and she charged on all fours and went at Lincoln, but he reared his left fist back, and he'd landed a mean uppercut to Lynn's stomach knocking the wind out of her, and then, he unleashed a massive storm of slashes from his massive greatsword and they slashed off Lisa's clothes leaving her in her bra and dirty jockstrap and Lincoln fired powerful water blasts at Lynn and stink lines came off of her and it also washed off the tar and feathers. Then, Lincoln reared his left fist back and gave Lynn a nasty punch to the face that sent her flying back to The Loud House and she was thrown in her cage again.
Past Lincoln: When the rest of the family hears of this, they're really going to give Lynn hell.
Past Alicia Harvey: That's an understatement. But, that was truly amazing, what we saw just now, you really have been getting stronger and stronger still because of our training regimen and constant working out, Lincoln.
And as Lincoln rejoined Claire Harvey and her sisters, he gave them each a kiss on the lips as the video ended.
Nico: Sheesh, Lynn, you really didn't know when to quit!
Me: When Lincoln told us about what Lynn tried to do again, we were so extremely pissed off beyond imagination, and she had it coming for trying to humiliate him.
Luna: You got that right, and unfortunately, that's when I flipped out and called her Belchy McFarty again.
Lincoln: That set Lynn off big time, but before she could attack Luna, I grabbed her by the waist with one of my eleven massive and long white tails and restricted her.
Nico: Sheesh.
Daria Harvey: It almost got ugly. Lynn had some goddamn nerve to show up and ruin everything because she still wanted to kill Lincoln again! After what that superstitious belching farting four-legged monstrosity has done to Lincoln in the past, I wanted to punch Lynn in the face, but Lincoln sent her flying with one punch, but when she got out again and roared and beat her chest like a gorilla, that's when Lincoln got serious.
Emily Harvey: She had it coming. But, Lynn's been freed from her Dark Side forever and she's finally back to who she was.
Me: That was because of Chase Young's Dark Side, he really is nothing more than the embodiment of evil.
Lincoln: You got that right, he was a monster who enjoyed causing pain and suffering to so many.
We got a shower afterwards, and then, Lincoln, Leaf, Lyra, Simulator Gloria, Simulator DJ Mary, Simulator Cheryl, Simulator Anthea, and Simulator Concordia are heading to Everbay Coast.
Lincoln snapped his fingers, and the 18-year-old, white-haired, 8'5", handsome and extremely muscular man had on his new large orange and black speedo with a Thunderbird and a lightning bolt surrounded by elemental forces and stars on it with rainbow flames coming off the speedo, orange sandals, his jewelry and accessories, and he had his weapons holstered in case of trouble.
And Leaf, Lyra, Simulator Gloria, Simulator DJ Mary, Simulator Cheryl, Simulator Anthea, and Simulator Concordia are dressed in two-piece colored bikinis The Musiqidandi Sisters made for them, colored sandals, and they had their weapons holstered in case of trouble. Plus, we found out Leaf, Lyra, Simulator Gloria, Simulator DJ Mary, Simulator Cheryl, Simulator Anthea, and Simulator Concordia all had feelings for Lincoln, and he also had feelings for them, and he also saved them all from an ambush by a group of musclebound thugs Flip hired to kill them, Lincoln sucked out their muscle mass, virility, strength, blood, and life energy as it killed them all which made those buttfaces go insane with anger, until Lincoln fired energy blasts at those buttfaces and more gold and jewels and treasures came out of them, but they also got to keep their heads up, they got word that mutant has sent more muscle-bound thugs to kill them.
Lyra (Pokemon): Wow, so, this is Everbay Coast, it sure is beautiful.
Lincoln: It sure is, Lyra, and it's perfect for our first date. Shall we?
Lincoln, Leaf, Lyra, Simulator Gloria, Simulator DJ Mary, Simulator Cheryl, Simulator Anthea, and Simulator Concordia dived into the waters and they had fun swimming in the ocean, and they also saw the creatures that lived there, then, they went back to the beach and they had an awesome volleyball match, and Leaf, Lyra, Simulator Gloria, Simulator DJ Mary, Simulator Cheryl, Simulator Anthea, and Simulator Concordia got an extremely massive and deep atomic red blush on their faces when they saw Lincoln lift thirteen massive 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells Lincoln summoned in his large and strong hands and thirteen massive and long white wolf tails.
But then, they saw the hulking muscle-bound thugs that Flip hired coming after them, but Lincoln fired vacuum tubes from his chest which latched onto the chests of Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs, and then, the vacuum tubes literally began sucking Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs dry of all their massive muscle mass, virility, blood, and physical strength, and all of it was being pumped into Lincoln and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed and he also grew even stronger. When Lincoln was done, the vacuum tubes detached themselves from the chests of the thugs and went back into Lincoln, and the thugs were now dead from blood loss and thin as a rake and he fired a blast of red energy and destroyed them leaving them as ashes.
Lincoln: Nice try, you stupid mutant!
Then, they had some lunch, and then, as the sun was about to set, Lincoln made clones of himself and he and his clones went up to Leaf, Lyra, Simulator Gloria, Simulator DJ Mary, Simulator Cheryl, Simulator Anthea, and Simulator Concordia and they hugged the girls in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and Leaf, Lyra, Simulator Gloria, Simulator DJ Mary, Simulator Cheryl, Simulator Anthea, and Simulator Concordia placed their hands on the massive pecs of Lincoln and his clones, and then, they shared a passionate and romantic kiss and he also marked them as he slowly sank his fangs into them and fed on their blood. They came back home to The World Tree Estate, and Nico and I saw Lincoln covered in kisses on his face, body, and eight-pack abs.
Me: (Whistles) Wow, it looks like you really had a good time at Everbay Coast, eh, Lincoln?
Lincoln: (In Heaven) It...was...so... AWESOME!
Suddenly, seven Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Leaf, Lyra, Simulator Gloria, Simulator DJ Mary, Simulator Cheryl, Simulator Anthea, and Simulator Concordia with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha and white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks.
Lily the Mermaid: Whoa, now Leaf, Lyra, Simulator Gloria, Simulator DJ Mary, Simulator Cheryl, Simulator Anthea, and Simulator Concordia are in your harem, Linky.
May: We knew Leaf and Lyra were interested in Lincoln, and we knew that Gloria, DJ Mary, Cheryl, Anthea, and Concordia already have love interests, so we had to get their Simulator counterparts.
Jenna: And Flip had some nerve trying to kill them, that mutant is just making things much worse for himself.
Serena Logan: I always knew that stupid mutant cheapskate was and always will be nothing but fucking trouble, and he's just making things worse for himself.
Rarity: And trying to kill Leaf, Lyra, Simulator Gloria, Simulator DJ Mary, Simulator Cheryl, Simulator Anthea, and Simulator Concordia, now that repulsive ape is really going to get it.
Lincoln: And we also had a run-in with more of the hulking muscle-bound hired thugs they sent to kill us yet again, but I sucked out their muscle mass, strength, and virility and killed them all and sent them to The Black Gates, and that mutant should be screaming with pure vengeance and hate at us in 3...2...1!
Suddenly, we heard Flip scream and bellow with extreme hatred and rage and cursing right at us, and now, that moron has officially lost his mind.
Maria: (Flips Flip the middle finger) Yeah, up yours, you mutant moronic cheapskate!
Nico: Even after we kicked Flip's miserable hide, that mutant still refuses to quit!
Lincoln: Same with Lewis Travolta, Dark Amy, Icky Vicky, Billy McLean, Pablo, Anderson, and the other jerks at Dad's restaurant, but it's much more fun to see their thugs get killed by me.
Me: It sure is, and it's so much more fun seeing them blow their stacks!
We then saw Lincoln form a viewing window, and then, Lincoln snapped his fingers.
SNAPS FINGERS!
We saw a massive funnel appeared in Flip's mouth, and then, massive cartons of the extremely powerful laxatives that Shizuka and her sisters used on Killjoy Huggins and Lewis Travolta appeared over the funnel.
Me: (GASPS) ARE THOSE...?!
Nico: The extremely powerful laxatives Shizuka and her sisters used on Killjoy Huggins and Lewis Travolta?!
Luna: DO IT, BRO!
Then, the extremely powerful laxatives were dumped into Flip's mouth and the funnel was removed. Then, Flip's stomach gurgled and rumbled, and then...!
MASSIVELY LOUD AND EXTREMELY WET FART!
Flip farted and massive tons of gold, jewels, gems, and other currencies exploded out of his three-cheeked butt like crazy!
Flip stopped farting like crazy.
Lincoln: That's for trying to get your musclebound thugs to murder me and the girls in my harem, you disgusting three butt-cheeked mutant!
Nico: Jeez. Those laxatives are really powerful, I still remember when you tried that prank on me years ago, Connor, but that failed.
Me: Because of you using Walker's powers.
Connor Chan: Flip's really pissing me off now, if he does this again, I'm gonna shove a grenade down his throat!
Nico: Connor, I know you're angry, but we're saving it for December 1st when we kill him, Icky Vicky, and Xehanort. Now, don't even think of getting into the weapons room or I'm telling Dad!
Connor Chan: Tattle tale.
Later it was time for another awesome Super Mario Galaxy 2 adventure.
Nico: Honeyhop Galaxy is next.
Me: Again? We already did that one but this will be fun.
Megan: Me and Courtney will go next.
Nico: Cool cool.
They went in and the Simulator Activated and they were at HONEYHOP GALAXY! ROUND 2!
Courtney: I think we went here before at a point before the Galaxy visits were a thing
Nico: Yeah we sure did.
Megan: It was during one of our big day missions. Which was cool.
Nico: Yep.
Nicole: (On the radio) Well this galaxy is the same as last time. But this time you just have to get the star at the top of the mountain there.
Nico: Okay.
Megan: Yeah.
Nico: Shouldn't be too hard.
?: We'll help too.
2 figures came. 1 was a girl with silver hair, blue eyes and had white clothes and white angel wings and she had a tiara with the symbol of the moonland of Kybar's Teeth on it and the same symbol on her skirt. She also had an ice sword in her hands. The 2nd girl had aqua blue hair, blue eyes, blue clothes and had blue angel wings and had a Wonderbolts and Shadowbolts tattoo on her arm and she had a tiara with the symbol of Air Man on it and the same symbol on her skirt and she had a wind sword in her hands.
Kiara Kybar: Kiara Kybar, Embodiment of the Moonland of Kybar's Teeth.
Arlia Air: And Arlia Air, Embodiment of Air Man.
Rainbow Dash: Wow! Awesome!
Lightning Dust: Wow! Twilight Wonderbolt Arlia! She is looking great!
Arlia Air: Prism Strike Rainbow Dash and Dark Thunder Lightning Dust! Its been a while!
Me: Cool nicknames.
Rainbow Dash: I was called Prism Strike Rainbow Dash because of my hair and my rainbow lightning powers.
Lightning Dust: and I was called Dark Thunder Lightning Dust because of my reckless nature and fun attitude.
Me: Cool!y
Lightning Dust: Yep and she called Captain Spitfire, Phoenix Flame Spitfire.
Spitfire: I thought it was a cool nickname. She gave all the Wonderbolts and Shadowbolts great nicknames.
Me: Awesome.
Nico: We'll talk more later.
Megan: Lets go get that star.
They were off.
They flew up to the top of the mountain and saw NUMEROUS GOOMBAS! They were around the Queen.
Megan: Goombas!
Courtney: Lots of them.
Nico: (gets out Mumbo and Kaos' Ridewatches) Time to let the magic happen!
Nico activated them and fired waves of magic and blasted them.
Courtney and Megan fired waves of stars and fire and blasted the Goombas.
Kiara and Arlia fired waves of wind and ice and blasted the Goombas. Then they went for the star and they got it.
YOU GOT A STAR!
Nico: YEAH!
Kiara Kybar: That was so fun!
Arlia Air: That was awesome!
They all high five!
Nico: How did you meet Rainbow Dash and Lightning Dust?
Arlia Air: I went to Wonderbolt Academy with them. I became the first ever human to become a Wonderbolt and Shadowbolt hence why I have midnight blue sclera. It's how I got my nickname Twilight Wonderbolt Arlia. I became a master of the light and shadow of the weather as well as patrol the skies for any bad stuff.
Nico: Wow! That is cool!
Arlia Air: It sure is. And also I am a master of lightning and the clouds.
Nico: Nice. Would you two like to join the team?
Kiara Kybar: We would be honored.
They later left the simulator and we cheered wildly for them.
It was a Wonderbolt and Shadowbolt reunion with Arlia.
Later we were at a stage event for Poromon and he was shaking like a leaf.
Ben: Are you okay Poromon?
Poromon: I'm just really scared.
Me: He has stage fright. I've seen this many times before. He's just scared to go up there and perform.
Nico: Yeah.
Fluttershy: Oh I know the feeling myself and it is very scary for me.
Ben: Yeah we all get nervous.
Michael: Flurry Heart, I'll never regret meeting you.
Flurry Heart: Me neither Michael. Even though we met Rui during one of the battles with the Hitotsukis that was all so fun. And I made a lot of progress catching TONS of shadow Pokemon.
She told him that she caught a bunch of Shadow Eevee Pokemon and a Rapidash, Zapdos, Meganium and many more.
Michael: Wow! You were busy.
Lola: Yeah she sure has.
Poromon: I'm just really nervous!
Pinkie Pie: Yeah! It'll be so amazing! You'll be there on stage, basking in the headlights! The center of attention! A shining star! Everypony and everybody staring at you, judging you, jealously noting how they could be way better than you! Why wasn't it them? Why wasn't it them? And then, when you choke, they'll turn on you, becoming a seething, angry mob, and you'll be horribly humiliated, never able to show your face in Ponyville again!
Rarity: Pinkie Pie!
[thwack]
Rarity hit her on the head with a paper.
Rarity: Don't be ridiculous!
Pinkie Pie: Aw, but I'm so good at it!
Me: Pinkie you're making it hard for Poor Poromon.
Eli: Yeah.
Me: Also it's just that our self-confidence is more sensitive to criticism. And we don't want to put ourselves in a position that could leave us completely and utterly humiliated.
Nico: You're right on that.
Xenia: Yeah.
Poromon: There's only one way for me to cure my stage fright! (drinks beer)
Bianca Borg: Well, I guess that's one way.
Me: Oh boy. This can't be good.
Laney: I think being drunk only makes things harder.
Camie: We'll find out.
Michael: You should be proud of yourself for snagging Shadow Mewtwo.
Flurry Heart: I sure am and it was awesome.
Qin: Thank goodness it wasn't Missy or the Mewtwo we know.
Missy Rodgers: Yeah I don't think I even want to know what would have happened if that happened to me.
Tsuyu: Yeah that would not be good.
Flurry Heart: Thank goodness it didn't.
Poromon: (Slurred Speech) And you think I'm a stupid moron wait till you make fun of this! You make me wanna retch!
Poromon farted.
We laughed!
Me: (Imitating Foghorn Leghorn) Poromon, I say, Poromon's got a mouth like a cannon. Always shooting it off.
Nico: (Chuckles)
Foghorn Leghorn: (LAUGHS) Poromon, I say, Poromon likes to cause more fun than a mouse in a burlesque show.
Poromon: You know why I like scientists? It's because they study the universe! And what's the universe made of? I am so glad you asked. (Singing) There's antimony, arsenic, aluminium, selenium, and hydrogen and oxygen and nitrogen and rhenium, and nickel, neodymium, neptunium, germanium… Everybody! And iron, americium, ruthenium, uranium, europium, zirconium, lutetium, vanadium… Just the Asians! And lanthanum and osmium, and astatine and radium…
WE LAUGHED HYSTERICALLY!
Lisa Loud: (LAUGHS) That is very amusing!
Dexter: And it's to true! (LAUGHS)
Cybertron Crumplezone: Wait. Why is Poromon on stage again?
Nico: He wanted to do a comedy act.
Qin: Yeah.
Luan: (LAUGHS) Poromon is funny!
Eddy: (LAUGHS) Yeah!
Michael: And which Pokemon is your favorite, out of curiosity.
Flurry Heart: Good question. With over 1,000+ Pokemon out there it's hard to decide.
Michael: That is true.
Flurry Heart: I like all kinds of Pokemon.
Rui: That is true. But this is awesome still.
Bluestreak: Keep up the drunk talk, Poromon!
Poromon: (BELCH TALK) I'M DIRTY DAN AND PINHEAD LARRY AND I ARE HERE TO BASH YOU!
WE LAUGHED MORE!
Sandy: (LAUGHS) Dirty Dan and Pinhead Larry better watch it!
We later got done with the performance.
Flash Man: Hey, Poromon. How are you feeling?
Poromon: (BELCH)
Poromon belched really big.
Me: Okay you had enough.
I snapped my fingers and Poromon was back to normal.
Poromon: (Groans) What happened? How did it go?
Eli: You were as great and funny as Mashed Potato Underpants.
WE LAUGHED!
Me: Funny.
Nico: Yeah!
We then went back home.
Nico: Look on the bright side. At least you conquered your stage fright
Poromon: Because I was drunk as a loon.
Qin: Yeah.
Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes, the rainbow iris of his Third Eye, his cutie mark tattoo on his back and Thunderbolt cutie mark with circle of surrounding elements on his massive left pec glowed, and he had a vision, and he saw who it was that we're going to confront today: it was none other than our old enemy, The Borg Queen, and she's finally come back from the dead and wanting revenge on us for destroying her and Borg Prime. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.
Lincoln: Oh, dear God!
Lincoln sounded the alarm and we rushed in.
Nico: We heard the alarm, what's wrong, Lincoln?
Lincoln: Nico, everyone, we've got a seriously huge emergency. I just had a vision and I saw who it was that we're going to confront today, it's none other than our old enemy, The Borg Queen, and she's finally come back from the dead and wanting revenge on us for destroying her and Borg Prime.
We gasped.
Me: I knew it was going to be her!
Bianca Borg: I knew it as well, now at long last, the time has finally come for justice to be handed down on her once again. She will pay for trying to enslave the universe!
Me: Darn tootin!
Nico: And that she will. Let's get to The Enterprise at once and tell them about The Borg Queen's return.
Lincoln: We'll make that universe enslaving tyrant pay one more time for her crimes, and this time, she will stay gone forever.
Camie: YEAH! Who are the Borg again?
Me: They are called the Borg Collective and their leader is The Borg Queen. Their goal is to enslave the entire universe into their collective and expand across the multiverse.
I went over their history
The Borg were a pseudo-race of cybernetic beings, or cyborgs, from the Delta Quadrant and and the main antagonists of the entire Star Trek franchise, serving as major antagonists in Star Trek: The Next Generation, the main antagonists of the film, Star Trek: First Contact and the TV series', Star Trek: Voyager, and Star Trek: Picard and minor antagonists of Star Trek: Enterprise. No truly single individual existed within the Borg Collective (with the possible sole exception of the Borg Queen), as they were linked into a hive mind. Their ultimate goal was perfection through the forcible assimilation of diverse sentient species, technologies, and knowledge. As a result, they were among the most dangerous and feared races in the galaxy.
History
The precise origins of the Borg are unclear - with several possible origins mentioned over time.
The Borg are a major enemy faction in the MMORPG Star Trek Online and serve as the antagonists of both the opening sequence (tutorial-stage) as well as the second-to-last Episode mission-chain: they will also feature heavily in an upcoming patch devoted to a proposed battle with the Borg Queen herself.
Borg in Star Trek Online also engage regularly in raids of major star systems and players may fight them as part of a Strike Force for great rewards - the Star Trek Online universe is an alternate-universe from the one seen in the show, being roughly 200 or more years into the future (as of TOS) and also having merged many different realities into one (for example it has Voyager, Next Generation and even new Star Trek (Nero)).
Also due to their immense popularity, the Borg have appeared in countless Star Trek related video-games and merchandise outside of Star Trek Online, examples being:
Star Trek Armada (one of the main antagonists, led by a revived Locutus)
Star Trek Voyager: Elite Force (one of the main antagonists)
Star Trek Voyager: Elite Force II
Star Trek: The Next Generation (one mission only)
Star Trek: Borg
Star Trek: Encounters (in the Voyager missions)
Reception
The Borg were universally received well when they first debuted in The Next Generation, likely due to them being taken much more seriously than the Ferengi, the previous main antagonistic species in the series. The Borg were seen as the ultimate antithesis as everything the Federation stood for, even more so than the Romulans or Klingons.
The introduction of the Borg Queen in First Contact was controversial due to the Borg's hive-mind nature, as it was not exactly clear what her role was. However, much of this was offset by the performance of Alice Krige.
The Borg were less well-received in Voyager as it seemed as if they had been artificially weakened, even without Species 8472's help, when it came to fighting the Voyager compared to either the Enterprise-D or E.
The phrase "Resistance is futile," has entered mainstream culture as an iconic phrase of Star Trek.
(Borg Queen)
The Borg Queen is the main antagonist of the film Star Trek: First Contact and Season 3 of Star Trek: Picard and a major antagonist in Voyager. She was the female ruler of the pseudo-race of biomechanical entities known as The Borg, resulting in her transformation into one of the main antagonists of the entire Star Trek series due to the fact that almost all atrocities committed by The Borg throughout the course of the series could be contributed to her influence. She is the archenemy to Kathryn Janeway and a major enemy to Jean Luc-Picard as her direct assimilation of Picard, as revealed in First Contact, would haunt him for decades, and likely for the rest of his life.
She was portrayed by Alice Krige - who also portrayed Gillian Booth in Law & Order: Criminal Intent, Mary Brady in Sleepwalkers, Holda in Gretl & Hansel, and Christabella in Silent Hill - in Star Trek: First Contact and the series finale episode "Endgame", and Susanna Thompson in Voyager.
An alternate Borg Queen seen in season 2 of Star Trek: Picard was portrayed by the late Annie Wersching in her original body and by Allison Pill when possessing Agnes Jurati.
It is unknown when a Borg Queen first appeared within the Collective, but it is known that she was assimilated around the age of 7-8 and was already present in 2354.
A Borg Queen defined herself as, "I am the beginning... the end. The one who is many. I am the Borg." Although this might suggest she would be an individual within the Collective (while addressing them, she referred to drones as "my drones"), she was not. The purpose of a Borg Queen was to bring order to chaos.
Her appearance was that of a humanoid female of Species 125. In accordance with the Borg pursuit of perfection, a blending of the organic and synthetic, very little of her original humanoid form remained. Her face and upper torso were organic while the rest of her body, including her skull and spinal cord, were synthetic. Because of her disembodiment she saw herself as the epitome of perfection. The Queen had her own chambers within the Borg Unicomplex from which she could oversee and control the Borg via command interface. Whether she had her own ship or not is unknown, but she used different Borg vessels to travel, such as a Borg cube, sphere, or diamond. When her physical presence was not necessary her organic part resided above this chamber while her synthetic parts were stored below it, under the floor. If she desired to do so both could be brought together and in doing so create a humanoid form for herself.
In Human terms, a Borg Queen could be characterized as ruthless. She would do anything to protect the Borg Collective. Where drones showed no emotions, the Queen herself did. When necessary she would employ psychological tactics, like extortion or plain intimidation to get what she wanted. The Queen even displayed self-preservation when she was held at gunpoint by Captain Janeway, who threatened to kill her. On a personal level she considered Seven of Nine her favorite drone, because the Queen considered her to be unique. This had to do with Seven's experiences as an individual when she served aboard USS Voyager. The Queen's goal was to re-assimilate Seven into the Collective to enhance the Borg's, and so her own, perfection. She launched her vessel and followed the Delta Flyer into a transwarp conduit. The attempt failed, but she survived.
The death of a Borg Queen did not seem to affect the Collective or its hive mind. When a Borg drone died, its memories would still be within the hive mind. There was no evidence that a Borg Queen would be more than a drone. Borg drones were capable of functioning without a queen for any length of time by forming a hive mind of their own.
It was thought by Federation exobiologist Erin Hansen that the Borg Queen functioned like the queen of an insect hive, to coordinate the drones. Evidence of this was later seen when the Queen countermanded the Collective's judgment about assimilating Voyager. While the Collective felt that assimilation was warranted, the Borg Queen countermanded them justifying the decision due to the fact that Voyager didn't compromise their security. The Queen, while providing coordination for the drones she commanded, also provided other functions such as regulation of the Borg's transwarp hubs and interspatial manifolds. She effectively brought "order to chaos" for all things.
The Borg Queen that was present in 2377 was assimilated when she was a child, together with her parents. Years later she could still hear them.
The existence of a Borg Queen was first established sometime prior to 2365 by the exobiologists Erin and Magnus Hansen. However, because the Hansens were assimilated, their discovery never reached the Federation. It was not until 2373 that the Federation became aware of her when the Federation starship USS Enterprise-E prevented the assimilation of Earth. This was the second attempt by the Borg, also known as the Battle of Sector 001. They traveled back to Earth's past to During this conflict, while Captain Jean-Luc Picard was trying to destroy the Borg, the Queen claimed to have been present during the Battle of Wolf 359, and even admitted that Locutus of Borg – the assimilated Picard – was intended to be a singular intelligence – her counterpart, intended to ease the burden of loneliness. However, when Picard continued to resist, even when he could not control Locutus' body, she was regretfully forced to turn him into the form in which Starfleet encountered him, a glorified drone. Whether or not she physically took part in the Battle of Wolf 359 is unknown.
Picard killed the Borg Queen after she tried to persuade Lieutenant Commander Data to give her the encryption code by which he had locked the Enterprise's computer. Data then sides with Picard, stating the Borg credo, "resistance is futile," this time deciding to keep his robot persona, and that the Borg army was too dangerous to be kept alive. After a climactic fight with both Picard and Data, the Borg Queen is brought down by Data. Nerve gas from the warp core plasma coolant released by Data destroyed her organic parts, after which Picard broke her cybernetic spinal cord, ensuring she could no longer function.
The second encounter with a newly revived Borg Queen was in 2375 in the Delta Quadrant. Here the lost Federation starship USS Voyager tried to rescue the former Borg drone Seven of Nine, who was then part of Voyager's crew, when the plan to steal a transwarp coil from a Borg sphere did not work out as planned. The Queen also revealed that the drone Seven of Nine was not really freed by Voyager from the Collective, but allowed to leave by the Borg. During this encounter the Borg Queen hoped to assimilate Seven of Nine again, who experienced life as an individual for two years, and so add to her own perfection. However, Seven rejected the Queen and fled with a rescue mission sent by the Voyager in the Delta Flyer. A Borg vessel was sent by the Queen to intercept the shuttle, but it was destroyed in the attempt.
The Borg Queen was one of several real people adapted into a character in Kelis' play, based on descriptions from B'Elanna Torres.
In 2377, a Borg Queen was again encountered by Voyager. This time the Queen wanted to destroy Unimatrix Zero, a virtual world populated by regenerating Borg with a genetic mutation. This world was discovered by Seven of Nine and posed a threat to the Borg. During Voyager's efforts to rescue this virtual world the Borg Queen demonstrated her powers by destroying a Borg sphere because she could no longer "hear" only one drone. When a nanovirus was released to prevent the detection of Unimatrix Zero, the Queen destroyed several Borg vessels, killing 75,000 Borg drones in the process, in the hope of persuading the captured Captain Janeway to give her the antidote.
The last encounter between a Federation starship and a Borg Queen was in 2378, and again Voyager played a part in it. Voyager accidentally discovered a Borg transwarp hub within a nebula and were helped by Admiral Kathryn Janeway, who came from an alternate timeline around twenty-three years in the future, to use the Borg transwarp network to get back to the Alpha Quadrant. Because the Borg guarded their transwarp hub closely, Admiral Janeway devised a plan by which she would infect the Borg Queen with a neurolytic pathogen and in doing so making her lose control over the force fields which protected the interspatial manifolds. When the admiral was captured by the Borg, near the unicomplex, she was assimilated by the Borg Queen herself. Soon after the Queen began to lose control over drones. The pathogen even made her lose control over her own synthetic parts, as her body literally fell apart. Her death caused the destruction of the unicomplex and despite her efforts Voyager reached Earth safely. The Borg sphere sent after them by the Queen was destroyed by Voyager's transphasic torpedoes, given to them by the admiral from the future. After the Queen's death and the destruction of the Borg sphere, Voyager has finally returned to the Alpha Quadrant after spending seven years of being stranded in the Delta Quadrant.
When I was done everyone that hadn't heard about them were shocked and horrified!
Twilight Sparkle: Oh man!
Eli: That is terrible!
Nico: Yeah. We faced them 3 years ago in 2020 and that was epic.
Ben: I know an alien that can help with this
Ben turned into Nanomech!
Ben: (TIny Voice) NANOMECH!
Me: Perfect choice Ben! Nanomech will rip apart the Borg Queen from the inside.
Laney: He sure will.
Me: Yep. And we're going to finish what we started before and sent her and her evil Collective all to the Black Gates.
Nanomech: Don't underestimate my size.
Me: Yeah.
Laney: We're going to have to summon our allies from all over the universe to help out with this.
Me: Good idea. We're going to need all the help we can get from the Borg and many more friends from all over the universe for this one. The Borg are like a cancer.
Nico: They sure are. Laney call them in.
Laney did so.
The previous group came.
Ragdoll: Can me, Zs'Skayr, Pyros, Tri Klops, 10,000 Volt Ghost, Marionette Shadow, Titania, Batroc, Gameface, and Count Nocturne go with you guys?
Nico: Yes you all can. We're going to need all the help we can get for this one.
Nico explained the situation and it was terrible!
They gasped!
Batroc: SACRE BLEU! The Borg are back!?
Zs'Skayr: I remember hearing about how you guys faced them back in the days of Total Drama Galaxy!
Qin: Yeah that was intense!
Grenade Man: Nico, which Gene Slammer of me and my fellow Robot Masters do you think you'll meet next?
Nico: Mega Man 9 Robot Masters next. Tornado Man first.
Qin: Cool!
Xenia: This will be cool.
Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes, the rainbow iris of his Third Eye, his cutie mark tattoo on his back and Thunderbolt cutie mark with circle of surrounding elements on his massive left pec glowed, and the rainbow colored iris of Lincoln, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., and Rita's Third Eye, and everyone else's Third Eye glowed even more and our rainbow energy auras, rainbow protective auras, and rainbow fire auras flared up even more, as they sensed a massively powerful energy signal with their eyes and the Force, and they saw who the figures were in the vision: the figure was none other than Universe 666 Raditz, one of the survivors and he's here to kill us. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.
Lincoln: Oh dear God!
Rayman: I can guess that we got big trouble heading our way. Lincoln, who was it that you saw?
Lincoln: You guessed it, Rayman, and this is someone that we're so not going to like one bit. Nico, everyone, we've got a seriously huge emergency. I just had a vision and I saw who it was that we're going to confront today, the figures were none other than Universe 666 Raditz, one of the survivors of Universe 666 Sebastian's massacre, and he's come here to kill us.
We gasped.
Buster Bunny: So, that arrogant blowhard's arrived, has he. I knew this day would come, now I'm going to make him pay.
Sebastian Mendez: Buster, he's not the prime universe version of Nappa.
Nico: Forget it, Sebastian. Buster hated Raditz as much as I did for what they did in serving Frieza. But, like I said, we're recruiting those two into The Masters of Evil because they are still part of my kind and they deserve a second chance.
Buster Bunny: Well, I think we should deal another crippling blow to that crazy idiot.
Lincoln: Yeah, by freeing Universe 666 Raditz, and to do so, we just need to make him rip-snorting mad.
Buster Bunny: But, not too mad, remember: he still has Universe 666 Sebastian's poisonous darkness in him.
Me: Yeah.
Nico: But, once you guys wear him down, all you got to do is use your technique to purify him for good, Buster. Alright, gang, let's deploy The U.S.S. Valorous Phoenix and head to The Enterprise and destroy The Borg Queen once and for all.
Lincoln: This will be the last time The Borg Queen dares to show her face once again, she will pay for trying to enslave the universe, and once we get done with her, you're next, Universe 666 Raditz.
Buster Bunny: Bugs already had his fun yesterday in making your fellow cohort rip-snorting mad, and now, it'll soon be your turn.
Lincoln put up a rainbow energy field around The World Tree Estate and all of us headed out to The U.S.S. Valorous Phoenix and head to The Enterprise and destroy The Borg Queen once and for all and make her pay for trying to enslave the universe, and once we got done with her, Buster Bunny and Lincoln are going to take down Universe 666 Raditz and free him from Universe 666 Sebastian's control.
We were off.
The U.S.S. Valorous Phoenix was flying through space.
Nico: Captain's Log, Stardate 10,006.7: The U.S.S. Valorous Phoenix is en route to meet up with the Enterprise to have them help us destroy the Borg Collective and the Borg Queen once and for all. Our allies from all over the universe are with us and we're heading to destroy the Borg forever.
Me: No one takes over the universe and gets away with it.
Ben: I know an alien that can help with this
Ben turned into Nanomech!
Ben: (TIny Voice) NANOMECH!
Me: Perfect choice Ben! Nanomech will rip apart the Borg Queen from the inside.
Laney: He sure will.
Me: Yep. And we're going to finish what we started before and sent her and her evil Collective all to the Black Gates.
Nanomech: Don't underestimate my size.
Me: Yeah.
Laney: We're going to have to summon our allies from all over the universe to help out with this.
Me: Good idea. We're going to need all the help we can get from the Borg and many more friends from all over the universe for this one. The Borg are like a cancer.
Nico: They sure are. Laney call them in.
Laney did so.
The previous group came.
Ragdoll: Can me, Zs'Skayr, Pyros, Tri Klops, 10,000 Volt Ghost, Marionette Shadow, Titania, Batroc, Gameface, and Count Nocturne go with you guys?
Nico: Yes you all can. We're going to need all the help we can get for this one.
Nico explained the situation and it was terrible!
They gasped!
Batroc: SACRE BLEU! The Borg are back!?
Zs'Skayr: I remember hearing about how you guys faced them back in the days of Total Drama Galaxy!
Qin: Yeah that was intense!
Grenade Man: Nico, which Gene Slammer of me and my fellow Robot Masters do you think you'll meet next?
Nico: Mega Man 9 Robot Masters next. Tornado Man first.
Qin: Cool!
Xenia: This will be cool.
Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes, the rainbow iris of his Third Eye, his cutie mark tattoo on his back and Thunderbolt cutie mark with circle of surrounding elements on his massive left pec glowed, and the rainbow colored iris of Lincoln, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., and Rita's Third Eye, and everyone else's Third Eye glowed even more and our rainbow energy auras, rainbow protective auras, and rainbow fire auras flared up even more, as they sensed a massively powerful energy signal with their eyes and the Force, and they saw who the figures were in the vision: the figure was none other than Universe 666 Raditz, one of the survivors and he's here to kill us. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.
Lincoln: Oh dear God!
Rayman: I can guess that we got big trouble heading our way. Lincoln, who was it that you saw?
Lincoln: You guessed it, Rayman, and this is someone that we're so not going to like one bit. Nico, everyone, we've got a seriously huge emergency. I just had a vision and I saw who it was that we're going to confront today, the figures were none other than Universe 666 Raditz, one of the survivors of Universe 666 Sebastian's massacre, and he's come here to kill us.
We gasped.
Buster Bunny: So, that arrogant blowhard's arrived, has he. I knew this day would come, now I'm going to make him pay.
Sebastian Mendez: Buster, he's not the prime universe version of Nappa.
Nico: Forget it, Sebastian. Buster hated Raditz as much as I did for what they did in serving Frieza. But, like I said, we're recruiting those two into The Masters of Evil because they are still part of my kind and they deserve a second chance.
Buster Bunny: Well, I think we should deal another crippling blow to that crazy idiot.
Lincoln: Yeah, by freeing Universe 666 Raditz, and to do so, we just need to make him rip-snorting mad.
Buster Bunny: But, not too mad, remember: he still has Universe 666 Sebastian's poisonous darkness in him.
Me: Yeah.
Nico: But, once you guys wear him down, all you got to do is use your technique to purify him for good, Buster. Alright, gang, let's deploy The U.S.S. Valorous Phoenix and head to The Enterprise and destroy The Borg Queen once and for all.
Lincoln: This will be the last time The Borg Queen dares to show her face once again, she will pay for trying to enslave the universe, and once we get done with her, you're next, Universe 666 Raditz.
Buster Bunny: Bugs already had his fun yesterday in making your fellow cohort rip-snorting mad, and now, it'll soon be your turn.
Lincoln put up a rainbow energy field around The World Tree Estate and all of us headed out to The U.S.S. Valorous Phoenix and head to The Enterprise and destroy The Borg Queen once and for all and make her pay for trying to enslave the universe, and once we got done with her, Buster Bunny and Lincoln are going to take down Universe 666 Raditz and free him from Universe 666 Sebastian's control.
We were off.
The U.S.S. Valorous Phoenix was flying through space.
Nico: Captain's Log, Stardate 10,006.7: The U.S.S. Valorous Phoenix is en route to meet up with the Enterprise to have them help us destroy the Borg Collective and the Borg Queen once and for all. Our allies from all over the universe are with us and we're heading to destroy the Borg forever.
Me: No one takes over the universe and gets away with it.
Zs'Skayr: Where's Kirk right now?
Nico: We'll find him.
Qin: Yeah.
Lisa Loud: Scans show he is up ahead.
Eli: I see him.
We found him.
Nico: Excellent. Hailing frequencies.
Lola: Aye sir.
We pulled up.
Lola: Channels open.
Nico: U.S.S. Valorous Phoenix to Enterprise.
Kirk: Kirk here Nico.
Nico: We have a massive emergency Kirk. The Borg Collective are coming.
Kirk: We'll have to come aboard to help.
Nico: Right.
We got them on board. Then numerous ships came and they were from ALL OVER the universe.
Gravity Man: Did you call them or did they come thanks to us?
Laney: They came thanks to us. I called them.
Nico: I told her to summon all them.
Laney: Yep.
Everyone came on board and we explained the situation to them.
Picard: I knew that the Borg would return one day.
Me: Now we have a chance to finish them once and for all.
Tri-Klops: We probably have a few hours to prepare for them. Let's make the most of them.
Me: We'll see.
Nico: Either way the entire universe must be purged of the Borg one way or another.
Laney: Yeah so many people suffered because of them.
Lana: Yeah!
Helga Sinclair: We'll go prepare the weapons.
Me: Okay.
They went and did so.
Me: We're going to need all the heavy firepower we can muster for this.
Lola: I agree.
Vypra and the entirety of the M.O.E. Came.
Vypra: We'll gladly help here.
Varie: Awesome.
Kirk: Aside from this, how was your day been?
Titania: Pretty good. Poromon had stage fright.
Me: Yeah he had a comedy act.
Laney: He sure did.
Varie: It was fun.
Me: Yep.
Carol: But this is fun.
Seawing: Wanna see the video of Poromon being on stage?
Dr. McCoy: Sure guys.
We showed them it.
It was funny.
Gameface: What did you guys think?
Kirk: That was really funny and awesome.
Spock: I find all this laughter to be highly illogical.
Knight Man: We respect your view on emotions, Spock. But I hope someday, you'll learn to at least crack a smile.
Me: Knight Man, Spock never shows ANY emotion at all. Its been that way for as long as anyone can remember. And it's part of his planet.
Spock: That is correct.
Me: Yeah.
Varie: It's true.
Count Nocturne: Where do you guys want this pile of Metal Swords?
Me: We'll use those for this.
Count Nocturne: Okay then.
Qin: Awesome.
Nico: We should be just about ready.
Sword Man: Guys, I hope next batch of usual battles involves Gears and Legend Items.
Nico: I have a feeling there too.
Lola: Yeah.
Nico: Yep.
Varie: Yeah. That will be cool.
Batroc: Just need to power on the weapons.
Me: Yep.
We went to the bridge and went to find the Borg.
Me: They are out here somewhere.
Qin: Yep.
Laney: Stay alert guys.
Air Man: As soon as we see them, we do our entrance.
Me: Right.
Lisa Loud: Nico long range scanners show numerous ships and a huge ship up ahead.
Nico: On screen.
The screen showed. But it was too small to see.
Nico: Magnify.
It enhanced and then we saw BORG CUBE SHIPS AND THE UNICOMPLEX!
Me: There they are!
Nico: Lets go. Full ahead!
We went at them.
The Borg and the Collective were getting ready for a huge attack. Then the spirits of the universe appeared out of nowhere and they swirled around them and they converged and then...
KRABBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!
A tremendously huge massive fiery explosion blasted off in front of the Borg and a Phoenix Cry was heard and then the ship came!
Nico: All hands Red Alert! Man your battlestations!
The alarms went off and we were ready!
Borg: WE ARE THE BORG! LOWER YOUR SHIELDS AND SURRENDER YOUR SHIPS! WE WILL ADD YOUR BIOLOGICAL AND TECHNOLOGICAL DISTINCTIVENESS TO OUR OWN! YOUR CULTURE WILL ADAPT TO SERVICE US! RESISTENCE IS FUTILE!
Nico: Here's what we say to that! FUCK YOU!
Bianca Borg: I'M TAKING BACK MY PEOPLE QUEENIE!
Nico: FIRE AT WILL!
We fired waves of lasers and proton torpedoes and blasted the ships all over the place with incredible fury and force and blasted them all over in powerful fiery explosions!
KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOMM! KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOMMMMM! KRABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOMMMM! KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM! KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM! KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOMMMM!
Marionette Shadow: Ben, I'll use you as a spitball so you can enter the Queen!
Nanomech: Okay!
He was loaded into a straw.
We were blowing apart the ships all over the place.
Once the ships were all cleared away it was us and the Queen.
Me: We got her right where we want her.
Nico: It's just us and the queen now. If any Borg members come at us, blast them.
We then went on board the Unicomplex.
Me: Just like back in 2020.
Nanomech: Just like old times. Except no Stalker
Nico: Yeah.
We arrived in a big room and saw her. It was THE BORG QUEEN!
Me: Target sighted.
We went in.
Borg Queen: Welcome Team Loud Phoenix Storm. We have been expecting you.
Me: Nice to know that you were expecting us.
Borg Queen: Now you will join us.
Me: Not gonna fucking happen!
I fired a lightning blast and electrocuted her.
Marionette Shadow fired Nanomech and he flew in and went through her ear.
Me: This ends now Queen. Like it or not we're going to destroy you once and for all. No more people will be stripped of their Free Will.
Camie: Yeah! You have caused too many people to suffer!
Xenia: And it ends right now!
Eli: That's right! (IGNITES LIGHTSABER)
Borg Soldiers then came and fired lasers and Eli deflected the lasers back and blasted the Borg Soldiers all over.
Lola: Nice one!
Batch: You don't know what we did, do you?
Batch: You don't know what we did, do you?
Borg Queen: What do you mean?
Me: Our teammate Ben flew right into you as Nanomech and he's going to tear you apart from the inside.
I smirked.
10,000 Volt Ghost: Shocking, isn't it?
She then started shorting out all over.
Nanomech was blasting her all over the place from the inside.
10,000 Volt Ghost fired waves of lightning and blasted her arms.
Me: Take this.
I fired waves of fire and blasted the place all over and I fired waves of energy and blasted the Queen all over.
Bianca Borg slashed her all over and then kicked her in the face and punched her all over.
Bianca punched her in the face.
Dusk: Keep at it!
Bianca kicked her in the face and punched her in the stomach and slashed her stomach.
Me: And for good measure!
I used the Kamen Rider W Gear and my sword turned into the Gaia Memory Sword.
Me: Take this!
EXPLOSION! MAGMA! VOLCANO
I got an explosive magma lava sword!
Me: YEAH!
I swung the sword and fired fireballs and lava bombs and they hit the Borg Queen and exploded all over and blasted her all over in powerful fiery explosions.
Pyros: Time to melt!
He fired waves of lava and blasted the Borg Soldiers coming and they were really melted.
Nico: Yeah!
We fired blasts of lasers, energy blasts and elemental energy blasts and the blasts were blowing many Borg apart in massive fiery explosions that blew them into dust and fiery scrap metal. We also threw electromagnetic pulse bombs and blew them apart and short circuited them and we slashed them apart with our swords and cut them up really good. We blasted them with everything we got. I fired energy blasts and lasers and blew a bunch of Borg apart in massive fiery explosions and killed many of them.
Me: Lets see how they like this one! ATOMIC STYLE NINJA ART: TERROR OF THE GLOW ALIEN!
I fired a ray of light and it turned into a glowing green alien. (Simpsons Season 8 Episode 10) It was a strange creature as it walked by the Borg and melted many of them with a green glow that was really poisonous to all of the Borg.
Nico: YEAH!
Naruto: Awesome bro!
Me: Thanks bro.
Luan: Lets see how they like this one. LIGHT STYLE NINJA ART: FLIGHT OF THE ANGELS!
Luan fired a beam of light into the air and it formed into a beautiful group of angels and they flew at the Borg and slashed and blasted them all over and blew them all apart in fiery explosions. (Legacy of Discord - Furious Wings)
Me: Whoa! That was awesome Luan! Really Angelic. (Rimshot)
Luan: (Laughs) Good one J.D.!
Eddy: (Laughs) That was a good one.
May: How about they try this one? ICE STYLE NINJA ART: THE MYSTIC'S DREAM!
May floated off the ground an a raging snowstorm appeared and she sang The Mystic's Dream by Loreena McKennitt.
A clouded dream on an earthly night
Hangs upon the crescent moon
A voiceless song in an ageless light
Sings at the coming dawn
Birds in flight are calling there
Where the heart moves the stones
There that my heart is longing for
All for, for the love of you
A painting hangs on an ivy wall
Nestled in the emerald moss
The eyes declare a truce of trust
Then it draws me far away
Deep in the desert twilight
Sand melts in pools of the sky
Darkness lays her crimson cloak
Lamps will call, call me home
And so it's there my homage's due
Clutched by the still of the night
Now I feel, feel you move
And every breath, breath is full
So it's there my homage's due
Clutched by the still of the night
Even the distance feels so near
All for, for the love of you
A clouded dream on an earthly night
Hangs upon the crescent moon
A voiceless song in an ageless light
Sings at the coming dawn
Birds in flight are calling there
Where the heart moves the stones
There that my heart is longing for
All for, for the love of you
The snowstorm fired waves of snow and ice and they formed into the vikings of Norway and they hit a bunch of Borg and froze them solid in blocks of ice.
Laney: Lets see how they like this one. LEAF STYLE NINJA ART: IT'S A BEAUTIFUL DAY!
Laney floated in the air and a jungle appeared in the background and she sang the song It's A Beautiful Day by Sarah Brightman.
Un bel giorno...
Un bel giorno per morire.
Un bel di, vedremo
Levarsi un fil di fumo
Dall'estremo confin del mare.
E poi la nave appare.
With every new day
Your promises fade away
It's a fine day to see
Though the last day for me
It's a beautiful day
It's the last day for me
It's a beautiful day
It's the last day for me
It's a beautiful day
Leaves fired at the Borg and slashed them all apart and blew them into pieces.
Nico: Whoa! That was beautiful!
Lucy Loud: How about this one? BLOOD STYLE NINJA ART: BIRDS OF WAR!
Lucy floated into the air and a dark castle appeared behind her as the song Birds of War by Sabaton played.
The priesthood is trembling
The five knights of light has betrayed mankind
Now known as the dark ones
We strike down on earth with powers from hell
We ride on the wind we ride through the sky
Like unholy birds of war we fly
We bring agony and insanity
Once blessed by the light now serving the night
And soon cursed by every man on earth
We follow our lust, in no god we trust
Come join us
Leave this world behind and you will find satisfaction
Fight on our side you cannot hide from us forever more
Once greeted as heroes
Now treated as foes wherever we go
Recruiting more warriors
The hordes of undead march on our command
Now mankind will pay from this very day
Every man on earth will curse his birth
We spread fear and pain resistance in vain
We march in the dark your kind is our mark
Avoid the daylight in dark we fight
We'll control your souls you'll end up like ghouls
Waves of blood fired at the Borg and they turned into the Air Armies of the Germany Military and they blasted and destroyed many Borg in one fell swoop.
Eli fired waves of Force Lightning and electrocuted the Borg Queen all over.
Stella (Loud House): Lets see how they like this. SCORCH STYLE NINJA ART: THE HIGHWAYMAN!
Stella floated off the ground and the vast desert of the Sahara Desert on fire formed in the background as the song The Highwayman by Loreena McKennitt played.
The wind was a torrent of darkness
Among the gusty trees
The moon was a ghostly galleon
Tossed upon the cloudy seas
The road was a ribbon of moonlight
Over the purple moor
When the highwayman came riding
Riding, riding,
The highwayman came riding
Up to the old inn door
He'd a french cocked hat at his forehead
A bunch of lace at his chin
A coat of claret velvet
And breeches of brown doe-skin
They fitted with nary a wrinkle
His boots were up to the thigh
And he rode with a jeweled twinkle
His pistol butts a-twinkle
His rapier hilt a-twinkle
Under the jeweled sky
And over cobbles he clattered
And clashed in the dark inn-yard
And he tapped with his whip on the shutters
But all was locked and barred
He whistled a tune to the window
And who should be waiting there
But the landlord's black-eyed daughter
Bess, the landlord's daughter
Plaiting a dark red love knot
Into her long black hair
"One kiss my bonny sweetheart
I'm after a prize tonight
But I should be back with the yellow gold
Before the morning light
Yet if they press me sharply
And harry me through the day
Then look for me by the moonlight
Watch for me by the moonlight
I'll come to thee by the moonlight
Though hell should bar the way."
He rose up right in the stirrups
He scarce could reach her hand
But she loosened her hair in the casement
His face burned like a brand
As a black cascade of perfume
Came tumbling over his breast
And he kissed its waves in the moonlight
Oh, sweet waves in the moonlight
He tugged at his rein in the moonlight
And galloped away to the west
He did not come at the dawning
He did not come at noon
And out of the tawny sunset
Before the rise of the moon
When the road was a gypsy's ribbon
Looping the purple moor
A redcoat troop came marching
Marching, marching
King George's men came marching
Up to the old inn door
They said no word to the landlord
They drank his ale instead
But they gagged his daughter and bound her
To the foot of her narrow bed
Two of them knelt at the casement
With muskets at their side
There was death at every window
Hell at one dark window
For Bess could see through the casement
The road that he would ride
They had tied her up to attention
With many a sniggering jest
They had bound a musket beside her
With the barrel beneath her breast
"Now keep good watch" and they kissed her
She heard the dead man say
"Look for me by the moonlight
Watch for me by the moonlight
I'll come to thee by the moonlight
Though hell should bar the way."
She twisted her hands behind her
But all the knots held good!
But she writhed her hands 'til her fingers
Were wet with sweat or blood
They stretched and strained in the darkness
And the hours crawled by like years
Till now on the stroke of midnight
Cold on the stroke of midnight
The tip of her finger touched it
The trigger at least was hers
Tot-a-lot, tot-a-lot had they heard it?
The horse's hooves rang clear
Tot-a-lot, tot-a-lot in the distance
Were they deaf they did not hear?
Down the ribbon of moonlight
Over the brow of the hill
The highwayman came riding
Riding, riding
The redcoats looked to their priming
She stood up straight and still
Tot-a-lot in the frosty silence
Tot-a-lot in the echoing night
Nearer he came and nearer
Her face was like a light
Her eyes grew wide for a moment
She drew a last deep breath
Then her finger moved in the moonlight
Her musket shattered the moonlight
Shattered her breast in the moonlight
And warned him with her death
He turned, he spurred to the west
He did not know she stood
Bowed with her head o'er musket
Drenched with her own red blood
Not till the dawn he heard it
His face grew grey to hear
How Bess the landlord's daughter
The landlord's black-eyed daughter
Had watched for her love in the moonlight
And died in the darkness there
And back he spurred like a madman
Shrieking a curse to the sky!
With the white road smoking behind him
And his rapier brandished high!
Blood-red were the spurs in the golden noon
Wine-red was his velvet coat
When they shot him down in the highway
Down like a dog on the highway
And he lay in his blood in the highway
With a bunch of lace at his throat
Still on a winter's night they say
When the wind is in the trees
When the moon is a ghostly galleon
Tossed upon the cloudy seas
When the road is a ribbon of moonlight
Over the purple moor
A highwayman comes riding
Riding, riding,
A highwayman comes riding
Up to the old inn door
A wave of flaming vapor fired at the Borg and turned into an 18th Century Highwayman and it rode on his horse and went at many Borg and dried them all up into mummified husks.
Warpath turned into his tank mode and fired
He blasted the Borg all over the place.
Beast Wars Inferno: For the power of the phoenix! Inferno, TERRORIZE!
Beast Wars Inferno transformed.
Natsu: Lets do it!
Natsu fired a massive blast of fire and Inferno fired his flamethrower.
Natsu and Beast Wars Inferno: FIRESTORM DRAGON INFERNO BLAST!
The blasts of fire hit many Borg and incinerated them.
Lucy Heartfilia: Time for the stars to destroy these monsters.
Terrorsaur: Lets do it! Terrorsaur, TERRORIZE!
Terrorsaur transformed.
Lucy Heartfilia fired a powerful star blast and Terrorsaur fired a massive barrage of his weapons.
Lucy Heartfilia and Beast Wars Terrorsaur: PLANETARY LASER FIRESTORM BURST!
The blasts all hit the Borg all over and blew many of them apart.
Juvia: It's time for some water power!
Manterror: Lets do it! Manterror, TERRORIZE!
Manterror transformed!
Juvia fired a massive blast of water and Manterror fired deadly saw blades.
Juvia Lockser and Beast Wars Manterror: AQUA SAWBLADE SLICE AND DICE!
The water merged with his sawblades and turned them into deadly water disks and they slashed many Borg apart.
Erza Scarlett: This is gonna really hurt.
Cybertron Snarl: It sure will.
Erza Scarlett and Cybertron Snarl: PRIMAL FIRESTORM SLASH!
Erza and Cybertron Snarl slashed many Borg apart with incredible force and burning swords.
Horsea Squirted Ink and blasted the Borg Queen in her eyes.
Poromon: Take this! (ECHOING) LIGHTNING JAVELIN!
He fired a wave of lightning and blasted the Borg Queen all over!
Nico: Yeah!
Vypra slashed the Borg Queen all over.
Vypra: You make me sick!
Me: Time for some fun!
Vypra: You're up guys!
Then Dark Spicer, Abis Mal, Dr. Light, Sportsmaster, Biowulf, Motor Ed, Titanium Titan, Whirlwind, Eccentro, and Metal Sonic came.
Nico: Dark Spicer, Abis Mal, Dr. Light, Sportsmaster, Biowulf, Motor Ed, Titanium Titan, Whirlwind, Eccentro, and Metal Sonic.
Abis Mal: Man, you guys have been busy!
Dr. Light: And it's not over yet.
Sportsmaster: (to Nico) We heard you fought Evil Squidward.
Biowulf: I hope you gave him pain!
Dark Spicer: (to Nico) Here's your warning: Your ass is about to be kicked!
Nico: Oh yeah? Come and try it shrimp!
Dark Spicer: (To me) Afraid you're going to get your butt kicked!?
Me: Bite my big fat fucking ass!
Dark Spicer: Boy I walked right into that one. (To Bender) You going to stick up for him!?
Bender: Bite my shiny metal ass!
?: Not his day for his catchphrase huh?
A figure came and it was KUROARI from episode 30 of Ninninger!
Eli: Kuroari! I remember you! You were enlarged right off the bat and beaten easily.
Kuroari: Yep. That's right.
Me: Awesome!
William: Too bad you weren't adapted in America.
Kuroari: I know. I would've made a great Galactic Ninja!
Me: You sure would have!
Dark Spicer: But check out these aliens.
He turned into a hybrid of a Klingon with a centaur body and it had demon wings.
Bloodwar: Meet Bloodwar!
Shanan: Wow! A Klingon Centaur Hybrid. That is cool!
Kairi Yano: Did you scan that a few days ago?
Bloodwar: I sure did! (charges at him)
I teleported and kicked him down.
Dark reverted back.
Dark Spicer: Now for this one.
He turned into a Jem Hadar Harpy Alien and it was amazing!
Dominion Doom: I call this one... Dominion Doom!
Shanan: Wow! A Jem Hadar Harpy Hybrid! That is amazing!
Keiichiro: These are fighting considering the mission right now.
Dominion Doom: I know, right? (charges at him)
Shanan flew and bashed him down.
Me: Awesome choices! And perfect for this week too.
Nico: Yep. Lets get the battles started!
Me: COME ON YOU APES! YOU WANT TO LIVE FOREVER!?
We got the battles underway!
Eddy, Daughter, Princess Bubblegum, Ahsoka Tano, Rey Skywalker, Firestorm, Ed, Edd, Kevin, Sarah, Nazz, Rolf, Twilight Sparkle, Starshine Sparkle, Magic Skylanders, Flash Man and Star Man VS Dark Spicer, Katnappe, Chameleon Bot, Wuya, Sir Toasty, Ice Cream Monster, Professor XXXL, MODOK, Antberry, Noxious Enterprise's Super SPU-31 Liquid Cooled Mobile Processing Unit, T-119 A, and Robot Sandy - Nico's Rescue was destroying Evil Squidward's reputation and exposing him as a fraud
Dark Spider was first.
Dark Spicer: (to Eddy) Nico's Rescue was destroying Evil Squidward's reputation and exposing him as a fraud. Did anyone specific transform there?
Eddy: Nope not this time. But it was awesome and cool. We beat the living crap out of that fraud with all kinds of funny gags.
Daughter: We used Sea Bears, Sea Rhinos and more.
Twilight Sparkle: Yeah no kidding and it was really funny and fun.
Starshine Sparkle: Yeah no kidding!
Spyro: Yeah it sure was.
Dark Spicer: Yeah that is true and awesome! Good riddance! Lets do it!
Eddy: JAWBREAKARA LETS TURN TONGUES GREEN!
He turned into a Jawbreaker themed hero.
Eddy: I am LORD JAWBREAKER! (ECHOING) JAWBREAKER FURY BLAST!
He fired waves of jawbreakers and the group fired waves of magic and smashed them down.
Weiss, IM Weasel, Flynn McCallister, Summer Landsdown, Dillion, Gem, Ruby, Yang, Blake, Dew, Nora, Pyrrha, Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Water Skylanders, Grenade Man and Aqua Man (Mega Man) VS Abis Mal, Evil Manta, Aba Hassan, Vathek, Evil Fire Minions, Evil Life Minions, Evil Undead Minions, Bluto, IR Baboon, Prawn, Warrada, Anchor Man, and Asriel Dremurr - Battling Another Absorbing Man, Sammy K Ferret, Evil Teeny, D.A.V.E., Birdbrain, Sloppy Joe, Sheep Mage and Mumbo Jumbo who were the Keyblade Knight of QoNos and The Embodiment of Watermelon
Abis Mal was next.
Abis Mal: (to Weiss) Nico, Arkayna's team, Mumbo Jumbo's team, and the others did good battling Another Absorbing Man, Sammy K Ferret, Evil Teeny, D.A.V.E., Birdbrain, Sloppy Joe, Sheep Mage and Mumbo Jumbo. They were the Keyblade Knight of QoNos and The Embodiment of Watermelon
Weiss: Yeah the Keyblade Knight of the Klingon Empire and the Watermelon Dopant. It was fun.
I.M. Weasel: It sure was and it was cool.
Rarity: It was really fun and amazing cool darlings.
Sweetie Belle: It sure was fun.
Gill Grunt: Yeah it sure was awesome.
Abis Mal: That is cool! Lets do it!
Weiss: AGRABARA LETS DEFEND AGRABAH!
Weiss turned into an Agrabah Princess themed hero.
Weiss: I am LADY AGRABAH! (ECHOING) DIAMOND SANDSTORM BLAST!
She fired a wave of energy and diamonds and the group fired waves of water, ice and jewels and smashed them down.
Kairi, Future Mai, Mimi Tachikawa, Yolei, Catherine, Mina, Sora, Riku, Aqua, Ventus, Terra, Mickey, Pinkie Pie, Maud Pie, Featherweight, Tech Skylanders, Magnet Man and Gravity Man VS Dr. Light, Overload, Plasmus, Cinderblock, Mammoth, Gizmo, See-More, Evil Bright Man, Creeper, Undead Spell Punk, Morgana, and Tactimon - Lincoln's Rescue was in Maine and we battled Khan Noonien Singh who has come back for revenge
Dr. Light was next.
Dr. Light: (to Kairi) I heard Lincoln's Rescue was in Maine. He battled Khan Noonien Singh, who came back for revenge
Kairi: It was awesome and now we've officially seen the last of him.
Future Mai: Good riddance there.
Pinkie Pie: Yeah it was the best rescue EVER!
Maud Pie: (Monotonously) It was fun and cool.
Featherweight: It sure was.
Sprocket: I'll say.
Dr. Light: That is awesome! Lets do it!
Kairi: Hikarangel LETS SHINE IN FLIGHT!
She turned into a light angel keyblader themed hero!
Kairi: I am KAIRI THE ANGEL OF LIGHT! (ECHOING) LIGHT STORM OF A THOUSAND KEYS!
She fired a massive shower of a thousand keyblades and the group fired waves of metal, gears and lightning and smashed them down.
Lightning, Ramulus, Nigel Planter, Velma Green, Sailcat, Deshiko (Rosario Vampire), Courtney, Dawn, Cameron, Gwen, Lindsey, Crimson, Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Air Skylanders, Helga Sinclair and Marie Kanker Loud VS Sportsmaster, Cluemaster, Trapster, Firebrand, Two-Face, Riddler, Another Quiz, Thunderhoof, Universe 666 Caliber, Dark Decade, Universe 666 Arc, and Universe 666 Legend Arc - Honeyhop Galaxy again
Sportsmaster was next.
Sportsmaster: (to Lightning) Nico went to Honeyhop Galaxy again. I bet he did the same thing he did there the first time
Lightning: Yeah they sure did and it was cool and fun.
Ramulus: That was really fun to see in there.
Rainbow Dash: Boy it sure was awesome.
Scootaloo: It sure was.
Whirlwind: Boy I'll say!
Sportsmaster: That is awesome. Lets do it!
Lightning: BASBALLA GAME ON!
He turned into a Basketball themed hero!
Lightning: I am MASTER BASKETBALL! (ECHOING) BASKETBALL GRAND SLAM BLAST!
He fired waves of basketballs and the group fired waves of lightning, rainbows and wind and smashed them down.
Jake Long, Yumi, Tabitha Welkington, Bonnie, Lucy, Sabrina, Rose the Huntsgirl, Trixie Carter, Haley Long, Luong Lao Shi, Fu Dog, Rotwood, Starlight Glimmer, Cozy Glow, Undead Skylanders, Overbite and Seawing VS Biowulf, Skalamander, Noface, Universe 666 Van Kleiss, Zs'Skayr, Yenaldooshi, Mummy, Ludo, Sweetcheeks, Wood Ninja, Esper, and Nightmare Metroid Other M - Poromon got Stage Fright
Biowulf was next.
Biowulf: (to Jake) Poor Poromon got Stage Fright. (laughs) He cured that by getting drunk.
Jake Long: (LAUGHS) Yeah but he did a really funny comedy act with it.
Yumi: (LAUGHS) That was really funny.
Starlight Glimmer: Yeah it was really funny too.
Cozy Glow: Yeah it sure was awesome.
Hex: Poromon did a good job though.
Biowulf: I'm glad he did. Lets do it!
Jake Long: DRAGONORA LETS BURN WITH THE DRAGONS!
He turned into a dragon themed hero!
Jake Long: I am LORD DRAGONFIRE! (ECHOING) DRAGON FIRE FIRESTORM!
He fired a wave of fire and the group fired waves of lightning, magic, stars, skulls, bones and blood and smashed them down.
Yang, Zipp Storm, J.P., Cyber Dragon, Number 17: Leviathan Dragon, Meteor Black Dragon, Ruby, Blake, Weiss, Dew, Nora, Pyrrha, Sunset Shimmer, Pipsqueak, Fire Skylanders, Knight Man and Tomahawk Man VS Motor Ed, Monkey Fist, Adrena Lynn, Brenda, Electronique, DNAmy, Dr. Drakken, Roller Ghoster, Serpentina, Universe 666 Nega-Chin, Bomberman Gang, and Carrie Beff - Flurry Heart and Michael's bonding Time
Motor Ed was next.
Motor Ed: (to Yang) Today was Flurry Heart and Michael's bonding Time. Hope the little dudes had fun!
Yang: Oh they did and talked a lot about all the Shadow Pokemon they caught and purified and so much more that they did.
Zipp Storm: Boy that sure was awesome to see.
Sunset Shimmer: Yeah it sure was cool and fun.
Pipsqueak: (British Accent) It sure was fun.
Sunburn: You got that right.
Motor Ed: Glad they seriously had fun. Lets do it!
Yang: FIREHEARTIA LETS BRING THE FLAMES!
She turned into a Fire themed hero!
Yang: I am LADY FIREHEART! (ECHOING) FIRESTORM HEART BLAST!
She fired waves of fire and the group fired waves of fire and blasted them down.
Nuju, Sam Manson, Sydney Kirlian, Shana the Flame Haze, Evangelyne, Edyn, Vakama, Nokama, Matau, Whenua, Onewa, Takanuva, Fluttershy, Tornado Bolt, Seabreeze, Life Skylanders, Tengu Man and Sword Man VS Titanium Titan, Golden Eagle Twins, Black Cuervo, El Oso, Django, Senor Sinestro, Puma Loco, Megalon, Universe 666 Captain Gut and his Crew, Doctor Diablos, Haze Shenron the 2-Star Dragon, and Count Grogan - The Borg Queen is Back for Revenge but this time we're ready for her
Titanium Titan was next.
Titanium Titan: (to Nuju) (Spanish Accent) The Borg Queen is Back for Revenge. But this time, we're ready for her!
Nuju: That's right! We are ready for her!
Titanium Titan: Didn't you guys face her back in 2020?
Nuju: Yeah we sure did. It was during the Total Drama Galaxy Adventures and we had a lot of fun on that. But also we found out some terrible and evil things about the Borg and J.D. remembered them all too well.
Sam Manson: Boy that was scary seeing them back then and we found out that they were a tremendous threat to the entire universe in all.
Fluttershy: Many of us weren't with everyone back then when that happened but we were shocked to hear that.
Tornado Bolt: Yeah that was nuts.
Seabreeze: (Swedish Accent: Ja ja that is true.
Stealth Elf: Yeah that was scary.
Titanium Titan: It sure was! Boy I remember hearing about that back then. That was crazy. Lets do it!
Nuju: TOAICA LETS FREEZE!
He turned into a Toa of Ice themed hero!
Nuju: I AM NUJU OF THE ICE! (ECHOING) ICE TOA BLAST!
He fired waves of ice and the group fired waves of leaves, grass, flowers, fruit and energy and smashed them down.
Tom Majors, Jared, Miranda Rodriguez, Thunder Eagle, Zyla the Faithful, Thundenix, Kaz, Sarah, Peyton, Maxxor, Chaor, Blazvaten, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Earth Skylanders, Air Man and Dust Man VS Whirlwind, Yost Whirlwind, Lego Whirlwind, Lego Whirlwind 2099, Evil Air Man, Evil Wind Man, Evil Tornado Man, Evil Luxord, Falkar, Carnom, Lego Red Hulk, and Universe 666 Genie Jafar - The Borg are as dangerous as they were when we faced them back in 2020
Whirlwind was next.
Whirlwind: (to Tom) The Borg are as dangerous as they were when we faced them back in 2020. Maybe even more dangerous.
Tom Major: But they are just as bad as we remember from back in those days. They are that dangerous and evil. These guys are just as dangerous as the Necromorphs but they don't want to destroy all life in the universe, they want to enslave it and take away all their free will.
Jared: Yeah the Borg are totally honorless monsters and they want to make sure NO ONE has ANY free will at all.
Applejack: What they are doing is just beyond pure evil!
Apple Bloom: Yeah that is awful!
Flashwing: It sure is!
Whirlwind: The sooner we destroy them all the better! Lets do it!
Tom Major: OVERWORLDA LETS BRING PEACE!
He turned into an Overworld of Perim themed hero!
Tom Major: I am MASTER OVERWORLD! (ECHOING) WINDS AND LIFE OF OVERWORLD BLAST!
He fired waves of wind and energy and the group fired waves of earth, rock, mud, boulders, lava, crystal and apples and smashed them down.
Linka, Cow & Chicken, Kiriko, Mikura Haruno, Kyasarin Uchiha, Sawaii Hitomi, Loki, Loni, Luke, Lane, Lynn Jr., Lars, Princess Luna, Moondust, Snowdrop, Children of the Night, Dark Skylanders, Luxord and Batch VS Eccentro, Stinky Butt, Frictor, Ovulator, Indigestible Wad, Punchin Puss, Man Man, Red Guy, Grady Twins, Anti Sora, Snowfall Frost, and Windigos - The Borg Queen is never going to rule the universe under our watch
Eccentro was next.
Eccentro: (to Linka) The Borg Queen is never going to rule the universe under our watch. Not while we're still breathing!
Linka: That is for sure! The Borg have caused nothing but so much pain and suffering to countless lifeforms across the galaxy. And this ends right now.
Cow: Yeah! That is for sure!
Chicken: You got that right!
Princess Luna: These monsters are not going to take over the universe on our watch!
Moondust: Yeah they have caused so much trouble and chaos.
Gari: They claim it is to bring order to chaos but it is actually to take away all their free will and they must be stopped now.
Blackout: No way in hell are we going to let that happen.
Eccentro: That is for sure! Lets do it!
Linka: THUNDRORA LETS STRIKE WITH LIGHTNING!
She turned into a Lightning themed hero!
Linka: I am LADY THUNDER! (ECHOING) THUNDER SUPER BLAST!
She fired a wave of lightning and the group fired waves of darkness and smashed them down.
Vinyl Scratch, Rui, Sirenmon, Ariel's Sisters, Athena, Melody, Octavia Melody, Lyra Heartstrings, Sweetie Drops, Minuette, Lemon Hearts, Twinkleshine, Princess Celestia, King Solar, Solar Eclipsa, Amber Morning, Light Skylanders, Hex Girls Luna, and Dusk VS Metal Sonic, Metal Tails, Metal Knuckles, Metal Sally, Dr. Ivo Robotnik, Metal Rouge, Metal Amy Rose, Francisco, Bruce (Finding Nemo), Gangreen Gang, Anglerfish (Finding Nemo), and Vanessa VS Metal Sonic - The Borg Queen is a Cancer that must be terminated
Metal Sonic was next.
Metal Sonic (to Vinyl): The Borg Queen is a Cancer that must be terminated. No matter the cost.
Vinyl Scratch: That is for sure! We have to make sure no universe ever gets attacked by the Borg again. They need to be destroyed. Permanently.
RUi: Especially for all the pain and suffering they caused.
Princess Celestia: What they did was make sure no one has any freedom.
King Solar: Yeah and no one will be safe as long as the Borg cause problems.
Solar Eclipsa: Yeah that is for sure.
Amber Morning: No way are we going to let them get away with this.
Spotlight: That is for sure there.
Metal Sonic: I agree too. Lets do it!
Vinyl Scratch: RAVERA LETS BRING THE RAVE!
She turned into a Rave Themed hero!
Vinyl Scratch: I am LADY RAVE FESTIVAL! (ECHOING) RAVE LASER DANCE STORM!
She fired waves of rave energy and music and lasers and the group fired waves of light and smashed them down.
Ed (Get Ed) VS The Ringmaster
The Ringmaster was next.
Ed (Get Ed): This will be good!
Ed fired waves of energy and smashed them down.
Kiyo & Zatch VS Rough & Tumble
Rough & Tumble were next.
Kiyo: Time for some buttkicking! ZEKAR!
Zekar fired a wave of lightning and the blast hit them and smashed them down.
Joe Shimamura VS Texas Twister
Texas Twister was next.
Joe Shimamura: This will be fun.
Joe fired waves of energy and blasted Texas Twister.
Gine VS Wuya
Wuya was next.
Gine: Take this one.
She fired pink energy blasts and smashed her down.
Sabrina the Teenage Witch VS Baromon
Baromon was next.
Sabrina: This will be awesome.
She fired waves of magic and smashed them down.
Kiki the Marsupilami Girl, Mopey Popo and Fuzzy Lumpkins VS Norm
Norm was next.
Kiki: Hoobah! This will be fun and cool!
Kiki fired coconuts and blasted Norm down.
Carmen Rockell VS Dark Phoenix
Dark Phoenix was next.
Carmen: This will be fun and cool!
She fired waves of fire and blasted her down.
Bridgette VS Old Iron Face
Old Iron Face was next.
Bridgette: Bring it on metal face!
She fired a wave of energy and smashed him down.
Kurumu Kurono VS Piedmon
Piedmon was next.
Kurumu: Bring it on clown!
Kurumu fired waves of energy and smashed them down.
Moka Akashiya, Vegeta and Hiei VS Toguro
Toguro was next.
Moka: I'm ready for this!
She fired waves of energy and blasted him down.
Ninja Storm Rangers, Megaforce Rangers, Drive Riders, Nico, May, Eli, Nunnally, C.C., Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily VS Kuroari
Kuroari was next.
Kuroari: Boy this a massive and big battle.
Nico: You got that right.
May: Yeah no kidding.
Kuroari: Yep. Lets do it!
Nico teleported and opened his safe and in it was a bunch of weapons called the Destroyers of The Borg Queen, they're a massive collection of massive greatswords with embedded colored gems and a cross etched on the 7'6" massive, wide, double-edged gold blades and blessed by the powers of Heaven, large gold wolf heads for the crossguards, large white angelic faces built into both sides of the hilts with large colored gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handles, four large wolf heads with colored gems for eyes and on the bottom of the four large wolf heads are large gold wolf heads with colored gems in their mouths for the pommels.
Nico teleported back for them.
Ninja Storm Rangers: IT'S MORPHIN TIME! POWER STARS! LOCK IN! READY! NINJA SPIN!
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! NINJA STEEL!
Drive Riders: HENSHIN!
They transformed and were ready!
Nico: Lets get him!
Rangers: NINJA STEEL! FINAL STRIKE!
They fired waves of energy and elements and the blasts all hit Kuroari and exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!
He was dead!
Nico: Kuroari you have failed this universe!
Troy Burrows: Rangers that's a super mega win!
We regrouped!
Jake: Time to finish this!
Tsukasa: With green power!
Kamen Ride: Forever Green!
Tsukasa turned into the Green Rangers and Daiki summoned clones of the Green rangers.
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! FOREVER GREEN!
They turned into the Green Rangers from Lightspeed Rescue, Time Force, Ninja Storm, SPD, Mystic Force and RPM!
Maria: (TURNS DIAL) TURTLE FORCE FURY!
She summoned the Dark Turtles, Flotsam & Jetsam, Shellshock, Toon Patrol, Plated Sharptooth and Hookbill the Koopa!
We went at the Borg Queen and blasted and smashed and pulverized and blasted the remaining Borg all over.
Cyrenox, Takinom, Maxxor, and Ninren Blasted and smashed the Borg Queen all over.
Dark Spicer: ASSKICKING BUTT BLAST!
Abis Mal: DESERT JEWEL FORCE BLAST!
Dr. Light: LIGHT OF FURY BLAST!
Sportsmaster: SPORTS OF DOOM BLAST!
Biowulf: WOLF HOWL BLAST!
Motor Ed: MOTORCYCLE FURY BLAST!
Titanium Titan: TITANIUM MEGA BLAST!
Whirlwind: WINDS OF DOOM FORCE!
Eccentro: MON WORLD BUTTKICKING BLAST!
Metal Sonic: SPEEDING METAL BLAST!
Nanomech blasted out of the queen's mouth.
Bianca Borg, Nanomech, Bluestreak and Cybertron Crumplezone used the Earth and Velocitron Cyber Planet Keys and they enhanced Bluestreak's electric particle cannon, Nanomech and Bianca's powers 100-fold and turned Crumplezone's boosters into cannons.
Bianca Borg and Bluestreak: LIGHTNING BORG BLAST!
Nanomech and Cybertron Crumplezone: NANO CRUMPLE BLAST!
Edd of the Iron Man and Zs'Skayr: ECTONURITE LIGHT BURST!
Zhuqiaomon, Sovereign of the Southern Fire and Pyros: SOUTHERN FIRE LAVASTORM!
Zick of the Buttkicking Monster Allergies and Tri-Klops: ALLERGIES OF BUTTKICKING EYES!
Ax of the Andolites and 10,000 Volt Ghost: LIGHTNING VOLTAGE BLAST!
War Machine of War and Ragdoll: MISSILES AND DOLLS BLAST!
Style Queen of the Fashion of Gold and Marionette Shadow: FASHIONS AND GOLD BLAST!
Fabia of Haos and Titania: LIGHT OF HAOS BLAST!
Captain America the First Avenger and Batroc: AMERICA FRANCE BLAST!
Margo of the Sports of Doom and Gameface: SPORTS OF GAMES BLAST!
Marceline of Darkness and Count Nocturne: DARKNESS VAMPIRE BLAST!
Twilight Sparkle, Thunder Sparkle, Starburst, Night Light Jr, Nyx Midnight, Scarlet Genie, Zeta "Silver" Telekinetic, Sparkle Girl, Love Charm, Tinker Sparks, Starbeam Glitter, Rainbow Kat, Izzy Gravity, Starshine Sparkle, Luster Dawn, Princess Cadance, Princess Amore, Flurry Heart, Lilly Crystal, Cloud Star, Minuette, Twinkleshine, Lemon Hearts, Moondancer, Lyra Heartstrings, Sweetie Drops/Bon Bon, Donut Joe, Spike the Dragon, Shining Armor, Tempest Shadow, Swift Foot, Gallus the Griffin, Star Swirl the Bearded, Magic Skylanders, Rai, Sena and Joe Shimamura: MAGIC OF FRIENDSHIP BLAST!
Sunset Shimmer, Phoenix Shimmer, Sunray, Sunshine, Fire-Lion Breaker, Wild Apple-Joe, Dagger Blade, Royal Solflare, Boomer Bang, Panda Brawl, Dragoking the Tiger Dragon, Flame Sport, Triple Berry, Pepperdance, Cayenne, Wallflower, Adagio Dazzle, Aria Blaze, Sonata Dusk, Gusty the Great, Fire Skylanders and Jet Link: FIRESTORM OF FORGIVENESS!
Rainbow Dash, Storm Rainbow, Prism Bolt, Icy Storm, Overcast, Thunder Eagle-Hammer, Jessica Jumpstart, Air Turtle, Sharp Claws, Silverwing, Sky Blue, Echo Jazz-Wave, Terrorsaur the Pteranodon, Lightning Dust, Scootaloo, Echo Five, Pickle & Barley Barrel, Tornado Bolt, Rumble, Magma Gloom, Spitfire, Vapor Trail, Sky Stinger, Angel Wings, Soarin, Night Glider, Wind Socks, Cloudkicker, Blossomforth, Thunderlane, Cloud Chaser, Daring Do, Derpy Hooves, Flash Magnus, Indigo Zap, Lightning Bolt, Lemon Zest, Lemon Tart, Sour Sweet, Split Face, Sunny Flare, Fire Light, Sugarcoat, Smartsweet, Frosty Orange, Velvet Sky, Smolder the Dragon, Air Skylanders and Françoise: LIGHTNING STRIKE OF LOYALTY!
Applejack, Thunderbird Apple, Lightning Fritter, Golden Delicious, Magnolia May, Construct-Bot, Grindcore, Beary Fagerbear, Shy Crystal, Trihorn, Armor-Hide, Roller the Panda-Pillbug, Grimlock the Wyvern, Apple Bloom, Api Apple, Tender Tap, Frozen Fright, Apple Fritter, Big Mac, Sugar Belle, Granny Smith, Apple Rose, Goldie Delicious, Bright Mac, Pear Butter, Cheerilee, Strawberry Sunrise, Blue Raspberry, Grand Pear, Rockhoof, Cocoa Axe, Steela Oresdotter, Autumn Blaze, Coloratura, Yona the Yak, Earth Skylanders and Albert Heinrich: EARTHQUAKE OF HONESTY!
Rarity, Emerald Shine, Topaz Flare, Crystal Clarity, Radiance, King Epsilon, Frostbyte, Princess Frozen, Manta Stingray, Nova Lisa, Hammer Lad, Brain Freeze, Water Wu, Sweetie Belle, Pixel Bit, Kerfuffle, Thunder Terror, Button Mash, Pip-Squeak, Sassy Saddles, Sapphire Shores, Saffron Masala, Vinyl Scratch, Soundwave Speaker, Octavia Melody, Melody Song, Jet Set, Upper Crust, Fleur-De-Lis, Fancy Pants, Roseluck, Lily Valley, Daisy, Coco Pommel, March Gustysnows, Mistmane, Sable Spirit, Ocellus the Changeling, Water Skylanders and Geronimo Jr.: JEWEL STORM OF GENEROSITY!
Pinkie Pie, Little Cheese, Cotton Candy, Cloudy Skies & Sugar Rush, EXA Theta, Tech-Gear, Spider-Strike, Dr. Ciel Ratchet, Omega, D.E.C.K., TransMechanoid, Tex Gravity, Maud Pie, Marble Pie, Limestone Pie, Cheese Sandwich, Three Stooges, Mr. & Mrs. Cake, Pumpkin Cake, Pound Cake, Alizarin Bubblegum, Somnambula, Silverstream the Hippogriff, Tech Skylanders and Chang Chengku: GEAR STORM OF LAUGHTER!
Fluttershy, Mirage Daffodil & Butterfly Rose, Anthea, Sphinx Moth, Primal Rage, Phyllis the Florauna & Venus the Plant, Botanica Alhelí, Rango Clay, Grassblade, Lana Croft, Cheetor Tano, Axe-Mantis, Lily Longsocks, Toola-Roola, Coconut Cream, Discord, Zecora, Tree Hugger, Mage Meadowbrook, Sandbar, Sweet Leaf, Life Skylanders and Pyunma: LEAF STORM OF KINDNESS!
Starlight Glimmer, Starburst Aurora, Fireheart Flame, Skull Screamer, Xavier Ghost, Nightscream "Karai" Vu~anpaiabaito, Terror-Bite Vu~anpaiabaito, Phantom, Scared Dog, Overkill the Raptor, Ash Whamp-Jack, Cozy Glow, Thorax, Sunburst, Trixie Lulamoon, Moony Moondancer, Starfall, Dove, Juniper Montage, Diamond Tiara, Silver Spoon, Toxic Horror, Louie PoisonSea and Clover the Clever, Undead Skylanders and Sir Great Britain: SKULL STORM OF EMPATHY!
Princess Celestia, Amber Morning, Sifu Xuan Oogway, Blazing Falcon, Amazone, Blossom Bloom, Robert "Rob" Leonar De Nimoy, Blade Rage, Sunny Sunshine, Star-Tech Gravity, Princess Platinum, Commander Hurricane, Chancellor Puddinghead, Smart Cookie, Private Pansy, Clover the Clever, Alt. Chrysalis and Light Skylanders: LIGHT OF THE SUN BLAST!
Princess Luna, Moondust, Snowdrop, Black Alpha, Selena Raven, Gilbert-Iago the Gargoyle, Marc "Jones" Leopard, Dark Rose, Blackheart Raven, Creepy Peppy, Nightmare Lunar-Flame, Children of The Night, Ink Rose, Moonlight Raven and Dark Skylanders: DARKNESS OF THE NIGHT BLAST!
They fired waves of energy and elements.
Mane 10, Kirk, Picard, Nico, me, Eli, Loud Kids and Bianca Borg: UNIVERSE JUSTICE PURGE BLAST!
Lincoln: METAL ELEMENT STYLE: METAL SWORD!
Entrapta: METAL LIGHTNING STYLE: METAL BOLT!
Perfuma: METAL NATURE STYLE: METAL FLOWER BLADES!
Frosta: METAL ICE STYLE: COLD SWORD!
They formed metal elemental weapons.
Lincoln and his harem: METAL FINAL SMASH: METAL BLADES!
They fired a massive barrage of metal blades.
Lincoln: Your days of trying to enslave the universe end here and now, this time, stay dead!
Bianca Borg: Goodbye forever, you monstrous bitch!
Lincoln and Bianca Borg: TECH STYLE NINJA ART: BORG QUEEN ANIHILATION RASENSHURIKEN!
Lincoln and Bianca Borg formed and fired two massive black Rasenshurikens with technology orbiting around a black fire core, and they slammed into The Borg Queen and destroyed her and she was sent to The Black Gates forever!
Me and Nico: And stay dead forever, you universe-conquering bitch!
We headed back home and landed The U.S.S. Valorous Phoenix in the hanger, and we disembarked in the park.
Nico: It's been three years ever since we dealt with The Borg Queen, but it's finally over, we got rid of her for good.
Lincoln: Yep, that's another of the Star Trek villains taken down, and now, there's one last thing to do. (Sensed a massive energy signal) And one last loose end to tie up.
?: YOU WILL ALL PAY FOR WHAT YOU'VE DONE IN ANGERING THE MASTER!
Suddenly, the twelve large planets and stars orbiting around my legs, the twelve large planets orbiting around Lincoln's legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting Linka's legs the nine large orange orbs orbiting around TLPS Ms. Tarantula's legs, the ten multi-colored orbs orbiting around Duke Lincoln's legs, the eleven colored orbs orbiting around the Loud Sisters' legs, the eleven colored orbs orbiting around the legs of The Loud's friends, the eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the nine large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the nine large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Tahu, Vakama, and Nate Adams' legs, the eight large fiery red orbs orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lars and Dudley Puppy's legs, the eight large pink orbs orbiting around Lexx Loud's legs, the nine large rose pink orbs orbiting around Steven Universe's legs, the nine large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the nine emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the nine large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the nine large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the nine and eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam and Leif Loud's legs, the eleven large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn's legs, the eleven coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blood red orbs around Marco Diaz's legs, the nine large aqua blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Shark's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Skippy, Sean Bolton, and Loki Loud's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Loni Loud's legs, the nine large yellow orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Snake's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Lane Loud's legs, the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Larry Loud's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Levi Loud's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago and Nico's legs, the eleven large colored orbs orbiting around Twilight Sparkle and her friends, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around Varie, William Dunbar, and Adam Lyon's legs, the eleven large aqua blue orbs orbiting around Girl Jordan's legs, the eleven large colored orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner's legs, the eleven large gold orbs orbiting around Alex the Lion and the eight large gold orbs orbiting around Takanuva's legs, the nine large pink orbs orbiting around Rita's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our large gold Bracers of The Champions of the Universe and the Stones of Gelel that were embedded in the backs of our left hands and our gold halos with four orbiting gold rings surrounding the corners behind our heads were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming, and the imps of The Fabled Gene-Slammers were already hissing with anger.
Lincoln formed a massive diamond barrier with absorption energy surrounding the diamond barrier that protected all of us from a massively powerful volley of energy blasts, and it absorbed the blasts and they flowed into us and made us even stronger than ever.
Buster Bunny: There's no mistaking that energy signal from anywhere.
Lincoln: Not at all. Come on out, Universe 666 Raditz, or else, we will force you out!
A figure came out, and it was none other than Universe 666 Raditz, and like with the others, his eyes were completely red and he had a black and purple aura surrounding him.
Nico: So, Universe 666 Raditz has arrived.
Buster Bunny: We got to stop him and free him from that leech's control. Now, it's my turn to shine.
Suddenly, Buster Bunny's blue eyes turned neon blue and he was surrounded by a red and blue energy aura with stars, carrots, fire, explosives, rabbits, phoenixes, and angels, he unholstered his massive Inheritor of Bugs Bunny's Comedic Firestorm Legacy Broadsword of Explosive Comedic Justice from his back and as he approached Universe 666 Raditz, he left red and blue energy, stars, carrots, fire, explosives, rabbits, phoenixes, and angels with every step.
Buster Bunny: Even if you're just a counterpart of the one we despise, you're still getting a major-league beatdown for serving that deranged lunatic right before I free you from his influence.
Suddenly, Buster Bunny was surrounded by a massive vortex of red and blue energy with stars, carrots, fire, bombs, and explosives surrounding the vortex, there are rabbits, phoenixes, and angels flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a blue phoenix with blue eyes gazing at Universe 666 Raditz: the blue eyes of salvation. Then, as the vortex faded, Buster Bunny emerged, but he was changed forever.
Buster Bunny grew from 7'5" to 8'5" in height, his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew even bigger and he still retained his eight-pack abs, he now has large gold metal bracers on his massive biceps and thighs, and he now has eleven large light blue orbs orbiting around his legs, he has red highlights in the bangs of his full head of long wild blue hair going down to the bottom of his neck and he has a large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four orbiting golden rings on each corner behind his head, he has neon blue eyes and a red and blue energy aura with stars, carrots, explosives, fire, rabbits, phoenixes, and angels surrounding him and he has an immense rainbow protective aura with elements swirling around it, he has a rabbit with a bomb in its paws emblazoned on his forehead and Third Eye with blue iris, he has on his Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with red gems on the gold flame-shaped links and blue crystal links and a blue rabbit-shaped Element of Harmony and on the bottom of the blue rabbit-shaped Element of Harmony is a rabbit with blue gems for eyes and the Star, Explosive, Comedy, Fire, and Eternity Kanjis in its paws for the pendant, he has on a red short-sleeved shirt with blue phoenix on it, white gloves, dark blue jeans with flames on the legs, black knee-high boots with golden flame buckles, and long sleeveless white trenchcoat with stars, carrots, explosives, fire, rabbits, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails and on the back is a phoenix, rabbit, and angel and on top is the Warner Bros. logo with fire, bombs, and explosives surrounding them and his Mark of The Saiyans on his left shoulder is glowing. Suddenly, Buster Bunny felt a sharp pain on his now wider and more muscular back, and then, his massive blue angel wings with red tips on the blue feathers grew much bigger for his new body and his blue pointed cottontail grew much bigger for his new body. Buster Bunny has on a Ring of The Phoenix with red gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on his right ring finger and Blue Lantern Ring on his left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded on his left white-gloved hand.
Suddenly, Buster Bunny's massive Inheritor of Bugs Bunny's Comedic Firestorm Legacy Broadsword of Explosive Comedic Justice and all the greatswords and swords he has began merging together and were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of red and blue energy, stars, carrots, explosives, fire, rabbits, phoenixes, and angels, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Buster Bunny's Acme Acres Legendary Looney Tunes Inheritor of Bugs Bunny's Legacy Comedic Explosive Firestorm Rabbit Angel Greatsword of Acme Acres Legendary Looney Tunes Inheritor of Bugs Bunny's Legacy Comedic Explosive Firestorm Rabbit Angel Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded red and blue gems and the silhouette of Bugs Bunny etched on the 7'9" massive, wide, double-edged gold blade, large gold rabbit heads for the crossguard, large white angel faces built into both sides of the hilt and large red and blue gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large gold rabbit heads with red gems for eyes and in their open mouths and on the bottom of the rabbit heads is a large gold rabbit head with red gems for eyes and blue gem in its mouth for the pommel, he has on his new large gold Bracers of The Champions of The Universe with large orange gems on his wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet on his left gold Bracer, large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold rabbit head with red gems for eyes and large blue gem in his mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on his right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on his left hip. There's a red and blue kanji below the phoenix, rabbit, and angel that said, "Buster Bunny, Class Clown and Star of The Tiny Toons, Little Brother Figure of Ace Bunny, Student of Bugs Bunny, Leader of Buster's Gang, Friend of Valencia Nightingale, Outsmarter of Bad Guys, Student of Acme Looniversity, Leader of The Next Generation of Acme Knights, Defender of Acme Acres, Slayer of The Eternally Deranged and Demonic Dark Sebastian and His Demonic Minions, Archenemy of Evil Drill Man, Loving Boyfriend of Babs Bunny, Member of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True God of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of and Master of Fire, Explosives, Rabbits, and Angels"
バスター・バニー、クラスのピエロでありタイニー・トゥーンズのスター、エース・バニーの弟分、バッグス・バニーの生徒、バスターズ・ギャングのリーダー、バレンシア・ナイチンゲールの友人、悪者の裏切り者、アクメ・ルーニバーシティの生徒、次世代のリーダーアクメ・ナイツ、アクメ・エーカーズの擁護者、永遠に狂った悪魔のようなダーク・セバスチャンとその悪魔のような手先の殺し屋、邪悪なドリルマンの大敵、バブズ・バニーの愛するボーイフレンド、チーム・ラウド・フェニックス・ストームのメンバー、コスモスの勇敢な戦士、プロテクター、ディフェンダー、そして宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先の救世主、宇宙への希望の大使兼灯台、友情の力と要素のマスター、セレスティアル・ゼルナガの怒りのマスター、ブラック・ゲートのマスター、究極の善の究極の力、真実、正義、愛、慈悲、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠心、正直さ、寛大さ、優しさ、無私の心、勇気、そして信頼を備えた真の神、悪の破壊者と殺害者、狂った、殺人的、無慈悲、そしてサディスティックなろくでなし、素晴らしく強力な教師の素晴らしく強力な生徒、そして火、爆薬、ウサギ、天使のマスターとマスター
Buster Bunny has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-ACME NEXT GEN KNIGHT-RABBIT-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL LEGENDARY NEXT GEN ACME ACRES LOONEY TUNES WISECRACKING EXPLOSIVE FIRESTORM RABBIT PHOENIX ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL LEGENDARY NEXT GEN ACME ACRES LOONEY TUNES WISECRACKING EXPLOSIVE FIRESTORM RABBIT PHOENIX ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL LEGENDARY NEXT GEN ACME ACRES LOONEY TUNES WISECRACKING EXPLOSIVE FIRESTORM RABBIT PHOENIX ANGEL HOPE!
We were amazed by Buster Bunny's Super Angel-Acme Next Gen Knight-Rabbit-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation, but when Universe 666 Raditz saw it, he immediately fired energy blasts at him, but Buster Bunny fired a massive barrage of red and blue energy, stars, carrots, explosives, fire, rabbits, phoenixes, and angels which hit Universe 666 Raditz and they exploded, he got back up, but now, he was enraged.
Lincoln: WHOA!
The toons did extremely wild takes upon seeing what Buster Bunny did.
Bugs Bunny: Nice shot, Doc! You got him, but now, things are about to get ugly!
Buster Bunny: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Eternal Comedic Legendary Next Gen Acme Acres Looney Tunes Wisecracking Firestorm Rabbit Phoenix Angel and Divine Eternal Comedic Legendary Next Gen Acme Acres Looney Tunes Wisecracking Firestorm Rabbit Phoenix Angel Hope) That they are, Bugs. (To Universe 666 Raditz) Alright, ya maroon, let's do this!
Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Almighty Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Greatsword of True Almighty Cosmic United Friendship Universal Storm Hope Elemental Bravery and True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Vampire-Werewolf-Buffalo-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Cosmic Harmony Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Harmony Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Harmony Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Hope, and his new greatswords were ready as well, and he joined Buster Bunny.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Your master's already fallen further into madness because of his own crimes, however, that doesn't mean we're showing you any mercy. (SNAPS FINGERS) (Speaking In Enochian) NOQUODI!
A purple Umbra Witch portal appeared in the skies and white Wicked Weaves manifested, and then, we saw Mictlantecuhtli, Presser of Destruction appear and it let out a loud screech.
Lincoln and Buster Bunny went after Universe 666 Raditz, and they fired extremely powerful blasts of red and blue energy, stars, carrots, fire, explosives, bombs, rabbits, phoenixes, angels, rainbow energy, fireworks, rainbows, storm clouds, gold halo rings, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, sports equipment, leaves, plants, pumpkins, dark lightning, pumpkin fire, swords, fruits, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, butterflies, moths, spades, hearts, aces, diamonds, clubs, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Explosions, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Mammoths, Pegasi, Windigos, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, Mermaids, Basilisks, Cockatrices, Cerberus, Perytons, Griffins, Sphinxes, Hippogriffs, Manticores, and Mythological Animals at Universe 666 Raditz, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.
Then, they attacked him with slashes from their massive greatswords leaving scars on him and Lincoln left many more by firing rainbow energy slashes with his gold-plated claws and he and Buster Bunny attacked him hard with energy punches, energy kicks, and karate chops and they're super mega-painful because of our superhuman strength, along with elemental blasts, and Buster Bunny and Lincoln even threw bombs at him.
Bugs Bunny: Buster and Lincoln are literally tearing him to shreds.
Ace Bunny: I knew it was gonna get ugly.
Then, Buster Bunny and Lincoln got back as Mictlantecuhtli went at Universe 666 Raditz and he fired sonic screeches at him and he fired electricity at him which electrocuted him. Mictlantecuhtli was dispatched as Buster Bunny threw another bomb which exploded and freed Universe 666 Raditz, but he got knocked him out cold as he was way too dizzy, and then, he was bound with chains of light fired by Lincoln with a swing of his massive greatsword.
Buster Bunny: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Eternal Comedic Legendary Next Gen Acme Acres Looney Tunes Wisecracking Firestorm Rabbit Phoenix Angel and Divine Eternal Comedic Legendary Next Gen Acme Acres Looney Tunes Wisecracking Firestorm Rabbit Phoenix Angel Hope) Here goes. PURIFICATION STYLE NINJA ART: POISONOUS DARKNESS PURIFICATION!
Buster Bunny fired a beam of purifying white light which hit Universe 666 Raditz and removed every trace of the poisonous darkness that infected him, and he was restored and sent to Good Luthor. We all cheered wildly as Lincoln and Buster Bunny holstered their massive greatswords on their backs and powered down, and Buster Bunny's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, large gold halo, and massive blue angel wings are permanent.
Nico: Okay, now...that...was...AWESOME!
Me: It sure was, that was really incredible.
Eli: That's the last one freed from Universe 666 Sebastian.
Suddenly, we heard a loud demonic roar and it was coming from Acme Acres.
Lincoln: And we pissed him off even more, and Good Luthor will be keeping an eye on them and the others.
Me: Yeah, and now that Universe 666 Sebastian has finally gone off his rocker and gone mad, now we can finally kill him tomorrow and make him pay for what he's done. So, Lincoln, who are we meeting tomorrow?
Lincoln: I've got a hot one and she's a lot like Jonah Thule: Melanie Martinez, Gene-Slammer of Muscle Medic.
Jonah Thule: Wait, Melanie Martinez?! The world-famous international bodybuilder from Michigan?! I've known her for years, she's able to lift over 9,000-lbs, she's even more stronger and powerful than me. She's my biggest idol.
Nico: WHOA!
Selene Arcangela: Whoa is right, and that's an awesome one and you guys are seriously going to like her a lot: Melanie Martinez is Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Royal Woods and in addition to massive amounts of superhuman strength, she has incredibly strong and powerful water powers, and as Jonah Thule pointed out just now, she's a world-famous international bodybuilder and she's able to lift over 9,000-lbs and she's literally THAT STRONG AND THAT POWERFUL.
Me: (WHISTLES) Man, that's really awesome.
Michelle Emperyous: You said it, and like Kiara Kessler, Melanie really got Lincoln into bodybuilding and she really trained him hard for that sport, and it was because of it, Lincoln won a lot of trophies in bodybuilding, and after he won another bodybuilding championship, he asked Melanie and Kiara to come up to the stage, and there, in front of the spectators, he brought them in with a strong embrace and he kissed them both on the lips and that made the crowd cheer wildly.
Me: I remember that all too well.
Nico: Same here, I saw it on TV at home, and I saw the trophies he'd received. Man, when it came to bodybuilding, Lincoln literally is an Alpha champion.
Luna: Lynn was really that proud of him for winning a ton of bodybuilding competitions, and Lincoln wound up getting hugged by Lynn and kissed on the forehead and cheek every time he came back from them.
Lynn: I was really that proud of him in winning those bodybuilding competitions, and there's one thing you guys should know: she really hates Hawk, Hank, The Stankcos, Lori, Lola, Lisa, and Luan with a blazing passion. One time, as Lincoln and Melanie were at Lake Superior on a date, Lori, Lola, Lisa, Hawk, Hank, and The Stankcos came charging at them, but Melanie punched the ground so hard, she literally made the ground quake and that made them lose their balance and they fell flat on their butts, and Lincoln really smashed Lori, Lola, Lisa, Hawk, Hank, and The Stankcos into the ground. Then, he and Melanie grabbed and lifted each of them up off the ground and they threw them with their really massive and excessive superhuman strength and sent them flying in different directions: Lori, Lola, and Lisa back to the house, Hawk and Hank to prison, and The Stankcos to the Royal Woods Police Department.
Eli: What the heck?!
Rachel Emperyous: And when Lori, Lola, and Lisa saw Melanie after she and Lincoln came back, they swore they would kill her, but she told them off and said that they've always been nothing more than bitches to Lincoln, and she threatened them with this: if they ever come near Lincoln again, she was gonna crush their skulls like acorns.
Nico: Yeah, I remember that one all too well, I almost broke out the paddle. Well, guys, you know this means tomorrow, right?
Me: Yeah. The final showdown with Universe 666 Sebastian. We've played his twisted games long enough.
Lincoln: That we have, and by this time tomorrow, he'll finally be out of ploys and schemes and he's since been driven deep into the bowels of madness. Now, all we have to do is put him down for good.
Eli: He deserves to die.
Drakus: And in the most gruesome way imaginable.
Lincoln: Right. (Deep Sapphire Eyes turn red) You better be ready, Universe 666 Sebastian, your end is coming, and you will pay for every last one of your crimes with your life.
Motor Ed: That's the end of the Borg Queen! Seriously!
Titanium Titan: It sure is.
Whirlwind: Never again will the Borg harm anymore people.
Me: And the universe is now free from their evil.
Eccentro: Got that right.
Metal Sonic: You okay, Ben?
Ben: I'll be fine guys. That was so fun and awesome.
Lola: Yep.
Nico: Now we've officially seen the last of the Borg. Great job everyone!
Vypra: Thanks. This was fun. Just like old times.
Me: Yep.
Bianca Borg: (To the viewers) Now the Borg are a forgotten memory.
Laney: Yes they are.
Me: Lets head home and get some grub.
Nico: Good idea.
We went back home and went to Lynn's Table and got some grub and then went back home and enjoyed the rest of the day and went to sleep after destroying The Borg Queen and freeing Universe 666 Raditz, and now, tomorrow, the final showdown against Universe 666 Sebastian is about to begin and the fate of the entire universe will be decided. Meanwhile, in the dark ruins of his castle in Acme Acres, Universe 666 Sebastian, now a completely and absolutely deranged mess, has finally lost his last nerve and he's now even worse than The Joker.
Universe 666 Sebastian: THOSE GODDAMN FUCKING ASSHOLES! THEY'VE RUINED EVERY LAST ONE OF MY SCHEMES AND HAVE DRIVEN ME STRAIGHT INTO ETERNAL FUCKING MADNESS! THAT IS THE LAST FUCKING STRAW! DAMN YOU ALL, TEAM LOUD PHOENIX STORM AND THE MASTERS OF EVIL! YOU HAVE RUINED ALL OF MY SCHEMES TO SEE YOU ALL DIE SO THAT I CAN FINALLY DESTROY ALL LIFE ON EARTH AND THE UNIVERSES BEYOND! GODDAMN YOU, GODDAMN YOU ALLLLL! (ENRAGED N-TH DEGREE FUCKED UP SCREAMING) I WILL KILL YOU ALL! EVERY LAST LIVING THING WILL ALL DIE AND PERISH! (NTH-DEGREE FUCKED UP DERANGED DEMONIC CACKLING)
SO BE IT, UNIVERSE 666 SEBASTIAN, YOU HAVE SINCE SEALED YOUR FATE, AND COME TOMORROW, YOUR LIFE SHALL END IN A POOL OF YOUR OWN BLOOD!
THE END
Part 4 done.
The Borg Collective were the most evil monsters in all of the Star Trek world.
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For the next rescue Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Donbrothers, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Princess Anita, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Kamen Rider (1971), Hibiki Riders, Agito Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Faiz Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Dragon Knight Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Wallflower Blush, Alice Kingsleigh, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Sakura Knudson, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman and his counterparts, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Venus, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily as well as Mirror Master, Quark, Dan, Illuso, Arnold the Pit Bull and Evil Pyre Woman as well as Zoe Orimoto and her partner Digimon Kazemon, Zephyrmon and JetSilphymon, Honia the Hornet, Lola Namiko the JetSilphymon Gene-slammer, Element Magician, Element Valkyrie And Guardian Eatos And we're going to battle An old enemy of Qin and Nico and her name is Amanda Martin and she is literally the worse bully ever, she's even worse than that deranged sadistic monster, Audrey Madison. When she first walked into Kindergarten, she'd hated Qin ever since then and she also hated Nico ever since then as well. But we have something special planned for that spawn of Satan. And we're going to battle Another Neptune's Moon, Neptune's Sun, Red Guy, Sir Urchin and Snail Fail, Quark and Mirror Master. And we're going to meet a gene-slammer for Tornado Man. Her name is Tammy Tornado. She is an awesome master of wind.
For tomorrow, the final showdown against Universe 666 Sebastian is on as Ace Bunny and all of us come together to finally put an end to that monstrous and deranged piece of garbage.
For Lincoln's rescue tomorrow, we're heading to the northern part of Gotham Royal York, and we got word that an even stupider and crazier version of Billy is running loose and is causing havoc and he has Grim's scythe and is slicing the place up. So, we're going to stop him and send him straight to Vypra to straighten him out. And we're going to meet Melanie Martinez, Gene-Slammer of Muscle Medic, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Royal Woods and she was born with massive amounts of superhuman strength and she also has incredibly strong and powerful water powers, and she's a world-famous international bodybuilder and she's able to lift over 9,000-lbs and she's literally THAT STRONG AND THAT POWERFUL. She's also a powerful idol that Jonah Thule respects and idolizes, and like Kiara Kessler, Melanie really got Lincoln into bodybuilding and she really trained him hard for that sport, and it's because of it, Lincoln won a lot of trophies in bodybuilding, and after he won another bodybuilding championship, he asked Melanie and Kiara to come up to the stage, and there, in front of the spectators, he brought them in with a strong embrace and he kissed them both on the lips and that made the crowd cheer wildly, and Lynn was really that proud of him for winning a ton of bodybuilding competitions, and Lincoln wound up getting hugged by Lynn and kissed on the forehead and cheek every time he came back from them, she was that proud of him in winning those bodybuilding competitions, and there's one thing you guys should know: she really hates Hawk, Hank, The Stankcos, Lori, Lola, Lisa, and Luan with a blazing passion. One time, as Lincoln and Melanie were at Lake Superior on a date, Lori, Lola, Lisa, Hawk, Hank, and The Stankcos came charging at them, but Melanie punched the ground so hard, she literally made the ground quake and that made them lose their balance and they fell flat on their butts, and Lincoln really smashed Lori, Lola, Lisa, Hawk, Hank, and The Stankcos into the ground. Then, he and Melanie grabbed and lifted each of them up off the ground and then, they threw them with their really massive and excessive superhuman strength and they sent them flying in different directions: Lori, Lola, and Lisa back to the house where they got grounded, Hawk and Hank to prison, and The Stankcos to the Royal Woods Police Department. And when Lori, Lola, and Lisa saw Melanie after she and Lincoln came back, they swore they would kill her, but she told them off and said that they've always been nothing more than bitches to Lincoln, and she threatened them with this: if they ever come near Lincoln again, she was gonna crush their skulls like acorns.
The final part of the Star Trek Saga is for V'Ger and we're going to help that awesome and colossal ship learn more about everything.
See you all next time.
