This chapter is based on Star Trek 1: The Motion Picture from 1979


Relaxing in the park was Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Donbrothers, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Princess Anita, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Kamen Rider (1971), Hibiki Riders, Agito Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Faiz Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Dragon Knight Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Wallflower Blush, Alice Kingsleigh, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Sakura Knudson, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman and his counterparts, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Venus, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily as well as Mirror Master, Quark, Dan, Illuso, Arnold the Pit Bull and Evil Pyre Woman as well as Zoe Orimoto and her partner Digimon Kazemon, Zephyrmon and JetSilphymon, Honia the Hornet, Lola Namiko the JetSilphymon Gene-slammer, Element Magician, Element Valkyrie And Guardian Eatos and it was going to be a really fun day.

Me: Ahh. Nothing like a little relaxing in the park to take your mind off things.

Nico: You said it.

Qin: Yeah it's awesome.

Lola: Yeah.

Varie: It's great to relax and have fun.

Camie: You got that right. Especially with relaxing by the lake too.

Nico: That is for sure.

Zoe Orimoto: I agree there.

Lola Namiko: I agree too everyone.

Nico: Zoe, I want to thank you, Mirror Master, and your teams for coming

Zoe Orimoto: No problem Nico. This is gonna be fun.

Kazemon: It sure will be fun.

Nico: Yep.

Honia: Yeah it sure will.

Nico: Honia, remember when J.D. meet you?

Honia: Boy I sure do. That was fun.

Me: That was when we battled that HUGE Octopus in New York City.

Nico: That was a nasty looking cephalopod.

Camie: Geez!

Varie: Yeah that was crazy.

Honia: But that was fun.

Juran: Do you sting people?

Honia: I may be a hornet but I only sting when I'm provoked.

Me: It's true and her stings hurt like a son of a bitch.

Xenia: Ouch.

Me: Yeah no kidding.

Laney: Yeah. But that was a cool rescue to hear about.

Nico: It sure was. But that Octopus tasted good in a stew.

Me: It sure did.

Laney: Yeah.

Me: Man yesterday was awesome.

Lola: Boy it sure was. We destroyed the Borg and liberated the entire universe from a terrible monster race.

Lincoln: And got Bianca Borg her people back.

Nico: And we destroyed the Queen.

Me: And banished all of the Borg to the Black Gates.

Lola: Good riddance.

Nico: Yeah.

Varie: Yeah.

Nico: With help from Nanomech.

Me: Yep.

Qin: That was awesome.

Laney: It sure was.

Nico: I have a feeling that the next Star Trek Villain is the biggest one yet.

Me: If it's who or what I think it is then we're going to be in for an awesome adventure.

Camie: Yeah no kidding.

Lola: Yeah.

Varie: Yeah this will be awesome.

Nico: No kidding.

Eli: But it will be fun.

Nico: For now, let's enjoy the peace and quiet.

Me: Yeah. This is good.

We got relaxing.

Lincoln: Okay, guys, we've got ourselves a huge emergency, and this is one person we're not going to like in the slightest: Qin, are you familiar with someone by the name of Amanda Martin?

Qin gasped.

Qin: Amanda Martin?!

Nico: Oh Hell no! Not her!

Me: You two know her?

Nico: I wish we hadn't.

Qin: Allow me to explain her, and Lincoln's right, you're not going to like her one bit. Amanda Martin is literally the worse bully ever, she's even worse than that deranged sadistic slut, Audrey Madison. When she first walked into Kindergarten, she'd hated me ever since then and she also hated Nico ever since then as well.

Nico: She was a Class-A Monster Bitch to the core, and during this one time in high school, Amanda Martin tried to attack Qin, but then, a dark stranger appeared and he fired a blast of darkness at her and sent her flying into a trash can, and ever since then, he defended her from that bitch.

Me: Hmm. Qin, do you have a picture of him?

Qin: Yep.

Qin took out the picture of the dark stranger, he had long black hair, midnight blue eyes, and had fair colored skin. But, when we saw the stranger's massive midnight black angel wings, long black long-sleeved coat with stars and darkness on the coattails, black shirt, white buttoned dress shirt, black choker on his neck, large midnight blue brooch, long black pants, and black knee-high boots, we saw who it was.

Lincoln: (GASPS) No way. Qin, the person who defended you, that was...!

Qin: It was none other than Sebastian. He proved to be an awesome friend, and this was long before his descent into madness thanks to Dustin Keystone and the emergence of his Dark Side and then, his prolonged suffering from his Dark Side's return due to Chase Young's Dark Side. We better get Sebastian immediately.

Lincoln: He's not gonna like it one bit.

Suddenly, Sebastian appeared.

Sebastian Mendez: I certainly wasn't going to like it one bit. I can't believe Amanda Martin's escaped from prison.

Me: Whoa, what did she do?

Sebastian Mendez: One day, we were having lunch in the cafeteria, but then, we saw Amanda Martin come in, but she had a gun in hand and she was going to use it to kill Qin and Nico. However, what that bitch hadn't known was that because of Dustin's attempt to kill me to slake my thirst for blood, I had since had to deal with my dark side, but I couldn't let him out or he would kill everyone, but she has given me no choice. I decided to show her Hell on Earth by letting the evil that I'd kept inside me out and what happened next was horrific: I attacked her with dark energy blasts and summoned dark hands from Hell that slashed at her with their clawed fingers, and I even grabbed her by the neck and pinned her to the wall and made her confess her crimes.

We gasped.

Qin: It was absolutely horrific, what we witnessed was Hell being unleashed on Earth, but in the end, it got Amanda expelled from school and she was arrested and sent to juvie. But, she hadn't forgotten her hatred of me and Nico.

Nico: Nor did she ever forget the face of pure unendurable horror and darkness that was unleashed that day, and now, we got the news Amanda Martin has escaped from Juvie and wants revenge. She is heading right for The Xaikora Prison for Queen Bee Mean Girls!

Lincoln called the rest of the team here and he told everyone the situation, and needless to say, they too were pissed off.

Lori: So, we literally got another mean queen bee girl running loose?!

Sebastian Mendez: Not a queen bee mean girl, Lori, just a heartless bitch even worse than Audrey Madison, and I'm looking forward to giving her Hell once again.

Eli: (Sensed the fracturing mental state of Universe 666 Sebastian) Whoa, what the?! Oh man, guys, you're going to like hearing this, Universe 666 Sebastian's mental state is already on its last legs, if we take down Amanda Martin, it'll lead to him exploding with rage even more.

Me: (Smirks) This should be good.

Nico: But, of course, he's gonna do something extremely horrific that'll lead to a major puke fest.

Me: You got that right.

The Underground Girls concentrated and then, Qin's tail started growing inside her pants.

Me: Wait girls! Don't transform yet.

They stopped and waited.

Me: We still got other things to worry about.

Suddenly, Lincoln's large gold halo with four large orbiting gold rings orbiting the corners glowed and the four large orbiting gold rings fired beams of light that formed into a viewing window and we see Stan and Steak Stankco dressed only in shorts and shirtless and still forced to mine and eat broccoli at The Broccoli Mine Prison in Canada, and they'd regained their abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs along with their massive physical upper body and lower body strength, but they were now as big as The Hulk.

The two of them were grumbling like mad and there was no doubt they were plotting to escape once again, but then, we saw the barbell tattoos on their backs glow red. Suddenly, Stan and Steak were glowing with red energy, but then, their arms were raised and it looked like their wrists were bound with metal cuffs same with their feet.

Me: Uh oh, here we go!

Lincoln: Yep.

Suddenly, Lincoln made red portals appear in front of the Stankcos, and then, out of nowhere, Lincoln sprouted tentacles with suctions from his chest and all of the males on the team did the same and they went through the portals and they came out of the portals and latched themselves onto the massive pecs, necks, arms, and legs of Stan and Steak Stankco. Then, the tentacles began sucking the Stankcos' of their massive muscle mass, virility, and massive physical strength and they were groaning in pain as they began shrinking in muscle mass.

Then, all of the massive muscle mass, virility, and massive physical strength of The Stankcos began being pumped into Lincoln and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed and he began growing even more stronger.

The same thing happened to me, Nico, and all the males on the team and our abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on our bodies, and our massive angel wings spread out and glowed and his halo glowed and we also began growing even more stronger.

Lincoln: (Growls) Oh man, I haven't forgotten how potent this curse really is.

Me: (Growls) Yeah, this is really potent, but this still feels incredible.

Then, when Lincoln and all the males were done, the tentacles detached themselves from the pecs, arms, legs, and necks of the two meatheads and they went back into us as the portals closed, and we saw that Stan and Steak Stankco were thin as a rake and sucked bone dry of their muscle mass, virility, and massive physical strength again, and the glowing barbells on their back stopped glowing.

Stan and Steak Stankco: NOT AGAIN! (ENRAGED SCREAMING)

The viewing window closed as the four large orbiting gold rings stopped glowing and the light beams disappeared. Suddenly, we saw that we were even more bigger in muscle thanks to Lincoln's curse he put on The Stankcos.

Me: (Looked at my even more muscular body) Whoa. Lincoln, that Min's Egyptian Virility Drain Curse you put on the Stankcos is still really potent. But, look at us, now we're even more ripped than ever. (Flexes my even more massive muscles)

Lincoln: Yep, and this curse will be on them for all eternity. (Sensed for Amanda Martin) AHA! Gotcha! I just spotted that heartless bitch, she's 20 yards away and closing in fast on Nico and Qin.

Nico: Let's head on over and trash that bitch.

Lincoln: Yeah, let's get her. (Sensed Flip's musclebound thugs) Uh oh, hold up, I sensed a massive army of Flip's musclebound thugs also heading right for us.

Nico: (GROWLS) That mutant just doesn't even know when to quit!

Suddenly, we saw ten massive armies of Flip's musclebound thugs arrive, and they came barreling towards us in a fit of rage.

Lincoln: I knew there was no mistaking the stench of B.O. in the air!

Lincoln fired vacuum tubes from his chest which latched onto the chests of Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs, and then, the vacuum tubes literally began sucking Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs dry of all their massive muscle mass, virility, blood, and physical strength, and all of it was being pumped into Lincoln and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed and he began growing even stronger.

I did the same by firing vacuum tubes from his chest which latched onto the chests of Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs, and then, the vacuum tubes literally began sucking Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs dry of all their massive muscle mass, virility, blood, and physical strength, and all of it was being pumped into me and my abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on my body, and my massive elemental angel wings with aurora and red tips spread out and glowed and my halo glowed and I began growing even stronger.

The other male members did the same by firing vacuum tubes from his chest which latched onto the chests of Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs, and then, the vacuum tubes literally began sucking Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs dry of all their massive muscle mass, virility, blood, and physical strength, and all of it was being pumped into them and their abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on their bodies, and their massive angel wings spread out and glowed and their halos glowed and they began growing even stronger.

When we were done, the vacuum tubes detached themselves from the chests of the thugs and went back into us, and the thugs were now dead from blood loss and thin as a rake and Lincoln fired a blast of red energy and destroyed them leaving them as ashes. Then, we set our sights on Amanda Martin.

We were flying

Nico: Where is that bitch?

And then, we saw Amanda Martin, and she was already causing havoc by trashing many cars and literally beating people up and cackling like the bitch that she is.

Me: That her?

Qin: Yep.

Suddenly, we saw Sebastian's eyes turn from midnight blue to the familiar demonic red color and his eyes started leaking tears of blood.

Sebastian Mendez: (DEMONIC VOICE) You...! Goddamn...! WRETCHED SPAWN OF SATAN!

Suddenly, Sebastian summoned demonic hands that grabbed her and he threw her into a tree and she crashed into it hard.

Me: Oh shit.

Nico: He's decided to start the bloodbath early. Let's take her down before he threatens to spill her guts.

Suddenly, a massive wave of darkness appeared and demonic creatures from Hell fired darkness at Amanda Martin as she got hit hard. Then, the wave of darkness and demonic creatures crashed into the ground as a massive tornado of darkness formed, and then, a Thunderbird Screech and Phoenix Cry was heard and we appeared, and that pissed off Amanda Martin when she saw Nico and Qin yet again.

Amanda Martin: YOU GODDAMN MONKEY-TAILED ASSHOLE AND YOU GODDAMN FUCKING BITCH! HOW DARE YOU SHOW YOUR FACES TO ME AGAIN!

Nico: Look who's talking, bitch, that's just what we were going to say to you!

Qin punched Amanda Martin hard in the face and knocked out some of her teeth, and that pissed her off.

Qin: I never would've guessed you'd show your ugly face again, Amanda. First, we had to deal with Audrey Madison last year, and now, you show up a year later. Oh, and we're not the only ones who's pissed to see your ugly face again.

Amanda Martin looked furiously, and when she saw Sebastian Mendez, her face went pale white as a ghost: the same person who showed her Hell on Earth in that incident years ago had returned, and the nightmare she had to deal with has also resurfaced.

Amanda Martin: No...! No...! It can't be!

Sebastian Mendez: That's right, Amanda, I have returned. You made a huge mistake busting out of juvie, did you really think you could come after us and not expect the consequences? By the way, we already knew about this from Lincoln. I warned you that if you ever busted out of juvie and came after us, I would end you right where you stand.

Qin: Given the fact that we'd already told everyone that you're just as bad and depraved as Audrey Madison, Sally Witchford, my insane ex-sister, and many of our other enemies, I think that's a given.

Nico: You better be ready for Hell, bitch, because that's where you are going!

Amanda Martin screamed like a banshee and ran at us with a knife, but Nico and Qin kicked her hard into a wall, she got back out, but now, she was major-league beyond pissed off.

Me: And just for that attempted murder on Nico and Qin, you just crossed a serious line. Now, you're really heading for Hell.

Me: Okay now!

The Underground Girls concentrated again before Qin's tail burst out of her pants.

POP!

Qin turned into Scalebreath and the girls transformed!

Kendra'a eyes merged into one.

She turned into Armorsight!

The Underground girls all were transformed!

Amanda Martin: YOU'RE ALL FREAKS!

Nico: You're the freak you bitch!

Eli: Yeah! You are a freak!

The ripped clothes of the Underground girls fell to the ground.

Rarity: Looks like we got our work cut out for us.

Me: Yep.

Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Almighty Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Greatsword of True Almighty Cosmic United Friendship Universal Storm Hope Elemental Bravery and True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Vampire-Werewolf-Buffalo-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Cosmic Harmony Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Harmony Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Harmony Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Hope, and his new greatswords were ready as well.

And I unholstered my massive J.D. Knudson's Universal True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Angel Greatsword of Universal True Eternal Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Angel Justice from my back and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-January Wolf Moon-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Harmony January Wolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Harmony January Wolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Harmony January Wolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Hope and we joined Ariel, and so did the rest of us as we unholstered our massive greatswords and transformed.

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Sebastian was right defending Qin and Nico from you, you're nothing more than absolute scum of the earth!

Me: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental January Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental January Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) And he was right to have gotten you expelled after what you tried to do to Qin and Nico, but you know what, he should've killed you long ago.

Sebastian Mendez: But, I didn't. Now, it's time to rectify that. I'm sending you straight to Hell for this, Amanda Martin, prepare to die!

Qin: You've had this coming for a very long time, bitch!

Nico: And we've made absolutely sure that we reserved a spot for you in Hell.

We all stood ready and the bravery coming from Qin and Nico along with Sebastian's return made Amanda Martin so extremely angry, her face and body turned red with rage along with her eyes and the sclera turned bloodshot and she was blowing steam out of her nose: she looked like a raging bull and she let out a ballistic scream as we charged at her and she barreled towards us in pure rage.

Lincoln and I went after Amanda Martin, and we fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, fireworks, rainbows, storm clouds, gold halo rings, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, sports equipment, leaves, plants, pumpkins, dark lightning, pumpkin fire, swords, fruits, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, butterflies, moths, spades, hearts, aces, diamonds, clubs, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Explosions, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Mammoths, Pegasi, Windigos, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, Mermaids, Basilisks, Cockatrices, Cerberus, Perytons, Griffins, Sphinxes, Hippogriffs, Manticores, and Mythological Animals at Amanda Martin, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit her.

Then, we attacked her with energy slashes from our massive greatswords leaving scars on her and Lincoln left many more by firing rainbow energy slashes with his gold-plated claws and his two new massive greatswords and I also left many more by firing blue fire energy slashes with my gold-plated claws, and he and I attacked her hard with energy punches, energy kicks, and karate chops and they're super mega-painful because of our superhuman strength, along with elemental blasts, and this was really driving Amanda Martin even more insane and straight to the brink of insanity.

Amanda Martin: YOU! YOU! (ENRAGED SCREAM)

Amanda Martin charged at us completely blind with rage and fury, but Nico and Qin kicked her hard in the stomach and Sebastian fired blasts of Divine Darkness at her and she got hit hard and he slashed at her with his massive black greatsword.

I punched her!

Me: Time for this!

I used the Kamen Rider Ghost Gear and it turned my sword into an Eyecon Sword!

Me: Cool! An Eyecon sword! Lets see here.

Nicolaus Copernicus, Johannes Keplar, Giovanni Domenico Cassini, Christiaan Huygens, Galileo Galilei, Edwin Hubble!

Me: ASTROPHYSICS BLADE OF THE STARS!

Nico: COOL! A Sword for The Greatest Astrophysicists of All Time.

Nicole: Awesome! Those are some of my heros in astro science.

Shredlegs fired webbing at her and webbed her up.

Me: STARS OF HISTORY STAR STORM!

I fired waves of stars and blasted Amanda all over and blasted her.

Thunderlegs fired waves of lightning and electrocuted her.

Quarry fired acid and burned her arm.

Stonebiter punched her and smashed her teeth out.

Armorsight bashed her.

Queen Nail and Razorfist slashed her.

Irena blasted her and the girls blasted her.

Nico: Time for some pain!

A wave of ice was fired and then it froze half of Amanda.

Me: WHOA!

The figure stopped and it was a girl with blue hair, blue eyes, and she had dark blue clothes and had a tiara with the symbol for Cold on it and she had tattoos for Kamen Rider Wizard and Gaim on her arm and a sword of ice.

Ciana Cold: How's that you bitch!? Ciana Cold, the Embodiment of Cold Man is here to bash your brains in.

Haruto: Ciana!? Wow!

Kouta: Wow! You're looking great.

Ciana Cold: Haruto and Kouta. Its been a while.

Me: Awesome to meet you Ciana.

Ciana Cold: Same here. Lets get her!

Nico: Yeah!

Haruto: Henshin!

Kouta: Henshin!

They transformed into Kamen Rider Wizard and Gaim!

Me: YEAH! Lets see how they like this!

I used the Wizard Gear and it turned my sword into a WIZARD SWORD!

Me: COOL!

I put on the ring for Pyros the Lava Titan!

Pyros the Lava Titan! PLEASE!

It formed my sword into a LAVA SWORD!

Me: WHOA! That is cool!

Zhuqiaomon: Wow! Look at this!

Me: LAVA HELIX BLAST!

I fired a wave of lava and it hit Amanda and burned her.

Chōīne! Finish Strike! Saikō!

Haruto turned into Infinity Dragon Gold

Soiya! Kachidoki Arms! Iza shutsujin! Ei! Ei! Oh!

Kouta turned into Kachidoki Arms.

Haruto: NOW, IT'S SHOWTIME!

Kouta: IT'S OUR STAGE NOW!

Me: Awesome! How about this too.

I put on the ring for Kamen Rider Falchion!

FALCHION! PLEASE!

It turned my sword into the sword of Kamen Rider Falchion and my wings turned into Wings made of Pure Fire!

Me: WHOA!

Nico: AWESOME!

Haruto: WOW! I forgot that Falchion is part of the M.O.E.

Me: Yeah! (Quotes verse) "The Eternal Phoenix flew down from the skies and rained down fire on its enemies and caused new life to arose from the ashes of pain and suffering and new life bloomed forth which brought love and peace to all."

The Eternal Phoenix flew down and I fired waves of fireballs and blasted Amanda and blasted her all over!

Haruto and Kouta charged at her.

And they blasted her with fire and grape blasts.

Me: Oh yeah! Lets see how she likes this!

I put on the ring for Phoenix (Wizard)

PHOENIX! PLEASE!

I got an awesome Phoenix Sword! And my wings glowed with incredibly strong fire!

Me: WHOA! Awesome!

I chanted an incantation and fired a wave of fire and blasted her all over!

Nico: WHOA! That is cool!

Me: Boy Phoenix would love seeing this one!

Scalebreath charged at her And bashed her down.

Qin: YEAH!

Me: Lets see what this one does.

I used the Gaim Gear and it turned my sword into a HELHEIM FRUIT SWORD!

Me: Wow! This is cool! Lets see here.

I used the Durian Fruit Lockseed.

Me: Plug your noses.

DURIAN ARMS!

I activated it and it turned my sword into a Durian Fruit Sword! IT SMELLED HORRIBLE!

Me: Sniff on this bitch!

I fired waves of Durians and they hit her and farts were heard!

FART FART FART FART FART FART FART!

THE SMELL WAS REALLY BAD!

Me: OH GOOD GOD!

Nico: Stinky Butt would be proud.

Me: Yep. But Stinky Butt's farts smell worse!

STINKY BUTT ARMS!

I activated Stinky Butt's Lockseed and my sword turned into a sword that looks like someone's butt!

Me: SNIFF ON THIS!

LOUD FART!

I fired waves of farts and they hit Amanda and loud farts were heard and she was coughing and gagging and even hurling her guts out!

Ed: WHO STEPPED ON A DUCK!?

Nico: Her, apparently!

We laughed!

Me: WHEW! Man! LORI WAS THAT YOU!?

Lori: IT WAS NOT! IT WAS MY SHOE!?

Me: (LAUGHS) Just kidding Lori.

Lori: Oh. That was funny. (LAUGHS)

Me: Lets see. I know!

I used CYBERTRON STARSCREAM'S RIDEWATCH!

CYBERTRON STARSCREAM ARMS!

Nico: Cybertron Starscream!? WHOA!

I got his blaster and fired waves of energy and blasted Amanda!

Lola: WHOA! Cybertron Starscream packed a wallop!

Poromon: (EXTREMELY DRUNK SLURRED SPEECH) OH SO YOU THINK YOU'RE BETTER THAN ME BITCH!?

He ran fast and bashed her all over and pulverized her!

Poromon then grabbed a car and smashed it RIGHT ON HER!

KRASMASH!

She was crushed bad!

Poromon then rammed a Semi-Truck into her!

SMASH!

Poromon threw a sandbox on her and buried her in sand! Then he summoned a stampede of hippos!

Amanda Martin: HIPPOS!

They smashed and trampled her!

Me: JEEZ! FUCK ME SIDEWAYS! Romulan Ale to Poromon is like SUPERBEER! It makes him completely unpredictable!

Poromon: Now, here are some fun names I came up for you!

He went over to her face!

Poromon: A motherfucking sack of shit! A putrid bitch that smells like puke! A rotten sack of vomit! A demon whose tongue smells like toxic waste! Bitchy McBitchalot! A girl who eats squirrel poop! A girl that bites whale bubbles! A bitch that never changes her underpants!

Poromon was REALLY SMASHING HER all over!

Nico: Whale Bubbles aren't that bad!

Qin: Nice!

Me: How about this too. Uch! God forgive me for using this one!

NUMEMON ARMS!

I got a Numemon Sword!

Me: (ECHOING) POOP TOSS!

I fired a massive barrage of Numemon poop and splattered her all over the place!

Nico: Now that takes me back! We were attacked by Numemon and they did the same thing to us.

Eli: YUCK!

Poromon pecked her

POINK POINK POINK POINK POINK POINK!

Me: YEAH!

Haruto and Kouta fired waves of magic and fruit and blasted her.

Me: Okay Poromon that's enough.

I snapped my fingers and he came back but he had THE WORST EVER HEADACHE!

Poromon: Oh God! WHAT A HANGOVER!

He then threw up on Nico!

Nico: Oh gross!

Me: That's what Romulan Ale will do to you. It will make you REALLY hung over. Like you had 500 beers in 1 day.

Nico: Geez!

Lola: YUCK!

Then, Lincoln fired a rainbow energy straitjacket that tied her up and we holstered our weapons and powered down.

Suddenly, Lincoln heard a fancy black limo arrive.

Me: Nice limo.

Laney: Fancy.

Nico: (GASPS) Oh man, Lincoln, did you...?!

Lincoln: (Smirks) Yep. I just called Amanda's parents over, along with a special guest.

Suddenly, we saw a very beautiful and super sexy girl with long brown hair and dark blue hairband, purple eyes, she was tall at 7'0" in height, she has the body of a goddess and large breasts, fair skin, she has massive and beautiful blue angel wings, she's dressed in a dark blue short-sleeved blouse, dark blue short-sleeved shirt, dark blue skirt, white bridal gloves, dark blue knee-high high-heeled boots with butterfly buckles, and long white long-sleeved trenchcoat with stars, birds, winds, phoenixes, angels on the coattails and on the back is Monstrous Bird and holstered on her back is a massive golden greatsword.

Lincoln: (GASPS) Andrea Martin, Gene-Slammer of Monstrous Bird.

Andrea Martin: That's right. (To Amanda Martin) And I knew you'd be back causing trouble again, you heartless brat.

Just then, we saw Mr. and Mrs. Martin come out and they joined Andrea, and they too were pissed off at Amanda Martin.

Nico: Mr. and Mrs. Martin. Awesome to see you again.

Mrs. Martin: You too Nico. You are looking great. We'll talk more after we face our Daughter.

Mr. Martin: I am so absolutely disgusted by your behavior, Amanda! So, everything we'd heard from Andrea, Nico, Qin, and the others was true! You've absolutely tarnished our family's reputation with your despicable actions!

Mrs. Martin: I can't believe that you're even our daughter! What kind of person could do those evil acts to so many innocent people?!

Me: An evil heartless Spawn of Satan that's what!?

Nico: Everything we told you long ago is all true, Mr. and Mrs. Martin. Your daughter is a monster with a complete disregard for the lives of those around her, she's been a nightmare to everyone for years!

Qin: Yeah, she's gotten away with everything by using your reputations, and no one's been able to stop her, and let's not forget what she'd done in maiming everyone who's crossed her path, many of them had to spend two months in the hospital or wound up dead because of her!

Andrea Martin: Mom, Dad, I wanted to help expose the truth, but...!

Lincoln: But, it was because of Team Rocket Gene-Slamming you that you weren't able to do so.

Mrs. Martin: And we're so sorry that your plan got derailed by those miscreants. But, you never gave up, sweetie. You and Lincoln truly are truly one amazing and cute couple.

Lincoln's face turned atomic red and so did Andrea's.

Andrea Martin: (Face turned atomic red) Mom.

Me: Lincoln is an awesome man of his word.

Lincoln went up to Andrea Martin and kissed her on the lips and she returned it. Then, they turned to Amanda Martin.

Mr. Martin: We've done our best to raise you right, but instead, you went downhill and started causing trouble, God knows how many times that we'd been called to the school involving yet another of your stunts. You've used our reputations to get away with doing horrible things to innocent people, and to find out you'd seriously harmed those innocent people even taken their lives, you will never ever be forgiven for this, and this all ends here and now!

Mrs. Martin: Agreed, honey. Amanda, you are hereby disinherited from our family fortune and both the fortune and the estate will be passed on to Andrea, and you are also disowned from our family forever.

Amanda Martin: WHAT THE FUCK?! YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME! YOU WEAK, SPINELESS, SENILE OLD FOOLS! WHEN I GET OUT OF THIS, I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU ALL ALONG WITH THAT LITTLE BITCH! DO YOU HEAR ME?!

Lincoln fired a rainbow energy blast which turned into a muzzle and she was muzzled.

Qin: Thank you for that, Lincoln, I'm getting sick and tired of hearing her big fat mouth running off like that!

Mr. Martin: There's no use in trying to talk sense into you, everyone was right about you, you're just a petty, greedy, selfish, sadistic and monstrous demon and there's no place for you in this world nor the next. Lincoln, would you do the honors?

Lincoln: Yes, sir.

Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Almighty Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Greatsword of True Almighty Cosmic United Friendship Universal Storm Hope Elemental Bravery and True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and the 7'9" massive, wide, double-edged gold blade was covered in rainbow energy.

Lincoln: Never show your face in public ever again.

Lincoln held his massive greatsword above his head, and then...!

SLASH!

Lincoln brought his massive greatsword down on Amanda Martin's head decapitating her and both her head and body burst into rainbow flames and he sent her soul to The Black Gates forever. Lincoln holstered his massive greatsword on his back and came back to us.

Nico: Good riddance to that crazy bitch.

Qin: You said it!

Me: You said it. And Lincoln, are you going to introduce us?

Lincoln: That's just what I'm about to do, J.D. Everyone, this is Andrea Martin, Gene-Slammer of Monstrous Bird, she's my Guardian Angel from Michigan and she's a powerful master of wind and swordsmanship, she's a really beautiful and amazing person and rich girl who really defended me from my enemies and from Lori, Lynn, Luan, Lola, and Lisa, but despite coming from a rich family, she has some very serious bad blood with her evil older sister, Amanda Martin, who despite being from the same family as her, is literally like Audrey Madison, Sally Witchford, and many of Nico and Qin's enemies from the past and was absolutely greedy and selfish. She attempted to get proof of Amanda's many crimes, but before she could, she got Gene-Slammed by Team Rocket and couldn't implement her plan into action to get proof of her older sister's crimes, and she hated Team Rocket for getting in her way of bringing her sister to justice. But, her desire to bring justice to her evil sister is still as strong as ever.

Nico: I remember Andrea telling me and Qin about that, she wanted to get proof of Amanda's evil deeds because her sister was that slick by using her family's reputation to escape justice.

Qin: But, Team Rocket just had to fuck things up, what a bunch of assholes.

Andrea Martin: Yep, I hated them for ruining that. But, when I heard Team Rocket was destroyed for good, I'd gotten vindication for that.

Lincoln: That's right.

Me: Also Jessie and James and Meowth got canned so no need to go after them.

Andrea Martin: I know they were canned and I'm glad that Team Rocket is gone.

Me: We are too.

Lincoln went up to and hugged Andrea Martin in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, he leaned his head down the right side of her neck, and he slowly bit her and he fed on her blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed along with his large gold halo and four orbiting gold rings on each corner of the halo behind his head and eleven massive and long white tails with rainbow tips and rainbow markings. He slowly unlatched his fangs from her neck as her neck healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit her.

Andrea Martin: Wow, you're still just as gentle as ever when you feed on one of your Guardian Angels, Lincoln.

Suddenly, an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared on Andrea Martin's neck with dark blue gems on the gold lightning bolts and dark blue crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of The Buddha along with a white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love on her neck.

Andrea Martin: (Surprised) Lincoln, are these...?!

Lincoln: Yep, that's an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love and an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love, which means you're now part of my harem and my many future wives, Andrea Martin.

Andrea Martin had a smile on her face and tears in her eyes as Lincoln still had his massive and powerful muscular arms around her and he leaned down to her face and kissed her on the lips and she also returned it, and we cheered for them.

Mrs. Martin: We'll definitely be expecting tons of grandchildren from you two.

That of course caused Lincoln and Andrea's faces to turn bright red.

Twilight Sparkle: He's already a father with many kids from many of us.

Twilight Sparkle showed a massive scrapbook with photos of Lincoln, his harem, and his kids, and they were indeed stunned.

Mr. Martin: Well, I'll be damned, and here I thought Lynn Sr. held the record for that many kids.

Mrs. Martin: But, it's also proof of how much he truly loves his wives and kids.

Me: And why he's always proven to be a great and loving father and future husband.

Nico: Yep, and I'm so glad that Amanda has finally paid for her crimes and is finally gone forever.

Sebastian Mendez: Same here. I should've killed her long ago, but I stopped myself from doing so.

Qin: Yeah, we saw it. You almost did try to kill her and go on a rampage that you stabbed yourself in the shoulder with a knife Amanda dropped, and you'd let out a scream from Hell itself, and then, we saw the darkness around you fade and you were back to normal.

Nico: Then, you removed the knife and caused your own blood to spill onto the concrete, that was so scary, almost everyone puked.

Me: Sheesh.

Lincoln: Still, that was really awesome that you defended Qin and Nico and it was before that whole debacle with Dustin Keystone and birth of Dark Sebastian.

Nico: He made sure that Amanda Martin paid for her crimes. But, despite that, everyone at our high school saw the darker side of him, and even they were scared of what'll happen should they dare to anger him.

Me: Jeez.

Qin: We're going to revert back now.

Me: Oh excuse us.

We turned our backs to them.

The Underground Girls reverted back as Chris gave Qin a towel.

The fashion brigade then gave the girls new clothes.

Nico: (to the Martins) Sorry you saw Poromon super drunk then normal

Mr. Martin: Oh no worries.

Me: Poromon drank Romulan Ale and he was REALLY drunk.

Camie: Yeah no kidding.

Lola: Yeah.

Qin: Yeah.

Poromon: Next time, I'm sticking to normal beer.

Me: Yeah.

Ciera Cold: Boy that was brutal and cool.

Nico: How did you meet Haruto and Kouta?

Ciera Cold: I met Haruto when he was battling Sora. I formed a sword of ice and slashed Sora.

Me: Sora was given the Black Gates and he is dead now. That motherfucking asshole killer got what he deserved.

Ciera Cold: That he did. As Haruto told me to not give in to despair. But in actually I feed on Despair and absorb Negative Energy and it makes me stronger.

Me: Welcome to the party.

Nico: Yep.

Ciera: Also I met Kouta in the Helheim Forest and I helped them kill members of Yggdrasil.

Me: Awesome. We blew the entirety of Yggdrasil into dust. It's now nothing but a crater.

Xenia: It's true.

Fu: Yep. We blew it into dust.

Poliwag looked at the Romulan Ale and grinned

Just as Poliwag was going to grab the bottle, Nico grabbed the bottle.

Nico: Poliwag don't drink this. It's dangerous.

Poliwag: Aww man.

Nico: Romulan Ale is too strong.

Poliwag: I was gonna save it for another day!

Nico: (Sternly) Poliwag?

Poliwag: Okay okay.

Nico: Good.

Varie: Yeah.

Poromon: We're saving that for emergencies!

Nico: Good idea.

Qin: Yeah.

Me: Now it's time for the Anothers.

Lola: Yep.

Eli: Lets see. (Concentrates) Whoa! We have Another Neptune's Moon, Neptune's Sun, Red Guy, Sir Urchin and Snail Fail, Quark and Mirror Master.

We gasped!

Me: Neptune's Moon and Sun!? Whoa!

Qin: Geez! I remember them!

Eli: Me too.

Qin: Yeah.

Eli: And the Anothers minus Mirror Master are all one person.

Me: Wow!

Nico: Who's up?

Me: Arlia Air, Andrea Andor, Cyclops and Cow & Chicken.

Nico: Nice.

Lola: This will be funny.

Eli: And I sense that the Anothers minus Mirror Master are one person.

Me: Nice.

Nico: There they are!

We saw Another Neptune's Moon, Neptune's Sun, Red Guy, Sir Urchin and Snail Fail and Quark!

Me: WHOA!

Qin: This will be fun!

Nico: Yeah!

Another Red Guy: (In a girls voice) It sure will be fun!

Lincoln: Belinda Bajor!? Whoa!

They merged and she reverted back and was a girl with blue hair, piercing red eyes, yellow clothes and had blue angel wings and had the symbol of Bajor in the middle of her forehead and on her skirt and had the symbol of the Cult of the Pah Wraiths on her arm and she had a Keyblade of fire in her hand.

Me: Whoa!

Belinda Bajor: Awesome to see you again Lincoln and wow you grew into an awesome young man.

Lincoln: I know. Everyone meet Belinda Bajor, Keyblade Knight of Bajor, she's my Guardian Angel from Michigan and she's a powerful force of epic power. She was born and raised on the planet, Bajor, and she has intense light and dark powers and she's a master of light and darkness. She is the Keyblade Knight of Bajor and she's known as The Twilight Emissary of The Prophets and The Pah-Wraiths, and she has also helped out The Enterprise in many of their travels through the galaxy and defended them from the many terrors and dangers they've fought against in the past and she has power that is 100,000 times stronger and more powerful than Dukat of the Cardassians. She came to Royal Woods long ago, and she really trained me a lot about how to use the Keyblade and I'd quickly absorbed all that knowledge, and I became an expert in wielding the Keyblade and she also trained me on how to use the magic spells associated with the Keyblade, and she's also one of the Keyblade Knights formed by Carolina Keyblada, and like her fellow Keyblade Knights, she harbors a deep grudge against Xehanort for all of the pain and suffering that he caused in his quest to forge the X-Blade and use it to destroy the entire universe and remake it in his image, and she swore if he ever returns again, she would slay him right where he stands and see to it that all those who follow him shall follow him to The Black Gates, and she also trained me a lot and she taught me everything that she knows when it comes to using the powers of light and darkness.

We gasped!

Me: WHOA! That is really amazing! The Keyblade Knight of the planet Bajor. I remember that Benjamin Sisko was the Emissary of the Prophets. That was amazing. And I also remember that Dukat of the Cardassians was the Emissary of the Pah-Wraiths.

Belinda Bajor: That's right. Good memory.

Me: Thanks.

Nico: How come she has piercing red eyes?

Me: When the Pah Wraiths take over someone they get Piercing Red Eyes.

Laney: Geez! Scary.

Belinda Bajor: I know. It's intimidating. But I have been widely know across Bajor as the Twilight Prophet. I have the powers of both the Prophets and the Pah Wraiths.

Me: Wow!

Varie: I have a feeling you would give Dukat a run for his money.

Belinda Bajor: I know. And my power now is 100,000 times stronger than Dukat's.

Me: Wow!

Lincoln: That is cool.

Me: And the Dominion War was raging on during that time too. That was scary.

Belinda Bajor: Yeah no kidding

Nico: Yeah.

Camie: How did that war start?

Me: It was because the Dominion wanted to take over the entire galaxy and impose their tyrannical rule all over it.

Nico: Geez! And the Feberation, Klingons and the Romulans wouldn't let them.

Me: Nope. And they had the Breen Confederacy and the Cardassian Union with them.

Nico: Geez.

Lola: Yeah that was terrible.

Me: No kidding. By the way is the another Mirror Master friendly or hostile?

Belinda Bajor: Friendly and she is a really powerful master of the mirror.

Me: Wow! This will be interesting to see.

Kit Taylor: It sure will be cool.

Nico: Sorry we have to do this

Girl Jordan: Lets separate you all first.

Girl Jordan and Leeli held hands.

(YURGEN'S TUNE PLAYS)

The skies had leaves and flowers flying in the wind along with sea dragons singing in the background

Girl Jordan and Leeli: (SINGING DIVINELY AS LEELI HAD FIREFLIES SWIRL AROUND HER AND GIRL JORDAN HAD HER AQUA BLUE AURA FLARED UP)

O holoré lay thee low

Holoél dark in the Deep

Down beneath the earth you go

Go holoré fast to sleep

O holoré lay thee low

Holoél dark in the Deep

Down beneath the earth you go

Go holoré fast to sleep

Fast to sleep

Fast to sleep

Dark holoré in the Deep

Rise again holoré now

Spring abundant holoél

Render green the dying bough

Raise the rock where Yurgen fell

Raise the rock

Raise the rock

Raise the rock

Raise the rock

Raise the rock

Raise the rock

Raise the rock

Raise the rock

Spring abundant holoél

They both glowed and the Anothers were separated.

Me: Time for action.

I bashed Another Sir Urchin on his head with a hammer

Another Sir Urchin: (ANGRY) WHY YOU!

Another Snail Fail: What I do!?

We fired waves of energy and elements and we blasted the Anothers and I caught the Wonder Ride Books.

Me: Oh yeah!

Maria: (Turns dial) Time for backup! DRAGON MAGIC 6!

She summoned Mumbo Jumbo, Sheep Mage, Evil Talking Cake, Momokase, Oxy Man and Kusuna!

Nico: Oh yeah!

Me: Awesome!

Nico: And now, we wait.

Belinda Bajor: I know. By the way J.D. news spread all across Bajor that you killed The One and destroyed the Borg. Is that true?

Me: Yes that's right. These last 4 days have really been eventful. We destroyed the Planet Killer, defeated the M-113 Salt Vampire, killed The One that took on the form of God in the view of Michelangelo and just recently we killed all the Borg.

Nico: Yep.

Belinda Bajor: Awesome. Well done.

Nico: Yeah those were all fun.

Maria: On the 19th, we should do one for Lego Marvel Superheroes 2

Nico: Nice.

Me: Cool! Those were funny adventures from what I heard.

Eli: (LAUGHS) Yeah they sure were.

Nico: Yep.

Me: And it will be funny to face some of the funniest villains of Lego.

Venom: We want to fight Carnom firsthand.

Girl Jordan: I'm going to kill that version of Carnage.

Qin: Yeah!

Lola: That was a funny version of Carnage.

Varie: Yep.

Nico: Girl Jordan, I'm not actually sure if Carnom is Cletus Cassidy or Eddie Brock. Or if Carnom retains the asshole's insanity

Girl Jordan: Hmm. Good question and theory.

Nico: Yeah.

Girl Jordan: But he is still half Carnage so that makes me want to rip him in two.

Nico: You can do that if Carnom laughs insanely.

Girl Jordan: Good.

Laney: No kidding.

Me: Now lets focus on the matter at hand.

Nico: Right.

We looked and then saw a figure. It was ANOTHER MIRROR MASTER!

Me: There you are.

Qin: Yeah!

Another Mirror Master: (In a girls voice) This will be fun and cool!

Me: (GASP) That voice!

She reverted back and was a girl with orange hair, brown eyes, brown clothes and brown angel wings and she had a tiara with the symbol of the Axe Dopant on it and the same symbol on her skirt and she had a powerful fire axe in her hands.

Me: (GASP) Alexandra Axe!

Alexandra Axe: Awesome to see you again J.D.

Me: You too Alex. Alexandra is the Embodiment of the Axe Dopant and she has fire and axe powers and she is an awesome lumberjack and Nora she REALLY LOVES Pancakes as much as you do.

Nora Valkyrie: (LAUGHS) Oh boy! I have an awesome pancake eating partner.

Me: Yep. And her axe also has the power to reflect attacks and bullets back and she can use it like a mirror.

Mirror Master: Wow! Just like me! That is cool.

Laney: Yeah!

Kaito: (gets out Patranger gear) Did Swartz promise you anything?

Zocks: (gets out Kyuranger gear) Because we can grant it instead.

Chloe Bourgeois: (gets out Lupinranger gear) Zocks, I'm helping out too.

They got weapons from Kyurangers, PatRangers and LupinRangers.

Alexandra Axe: No he didn't because I chopped off his hand with my axe and then ran.

Nico: Ouch!

Qin: Yikes!

Sakura Knudson: Nice one.

Alexandra Axe: Thanks.

Me: That was awesome. Too bad it didn't kill him.

Sougo: (gets out Patranger Ridewatch) He probably regenerated his hand

Geiz: (Gets out Kyuranger Ridewatch) He still was powerful back then.

Tsukuyomi: (gets out Lupinrnager Ridewatch) Too bad you didn't chop his arm off. A hand is nothing!

Sougo got Patren1gouArmor, Geiz got ShishiRedArmor, and Tsukuyomi got LupinRedArmor.

Nico: Yeah.

Alexandra Axe: You're right on that.

Xenia: Either way he is dead and gone.

Lola: Yeah.

Lincoln: Lets separate you first.

Lincoln fired waves of energy and separated her.

Nico: Yeah!

Me: Time for action!

Alexandra fired waves of fire and blasted Another Mirror Master.

Alexandra Axe: Take that!

Nico: (gets out Mirror Master's Ridewatch) Mirror mirror on the wall, who's gonna get the most brutal asskicking of them all?

Me: A big fat motherfucking imposter another!

Another Mirror Master: Time for some pain.

Me: Bite my big fat fucking ass!

Nico activated Mirror Master and Quark's Ridewatches.

May: Take this too! (Gets Out Illuso's ridewatch)

Nico activated Dan and Illuso's ridewatches.

Maria: (Arnold Schwarzenegger Accent) Better be ready because I'm going to blow (CLAP) You up! (Gets out Arnold the Pit Bull's ridewatch)

Maria activated Arnold and Evil Pyre Woman's ridewatches.

They fired waves of energy and elements and the group fired waves of energy and elements.

Honia: Take this! (ACTIVATES QUARK'S RIDEWATCH)

She fired a subatomic energy blast and smashed the another down.

Then Ragdoll, Indigestible Wad, Ebirah, Blue Fairy, Lego Red Hulk and Old Iron Face came.

Nico: Nice team Ragdoll!

Ragdoll: Thanks!

?: This will be one that will blow her away!

We saw Tornado Man!

Me: Tornado Man! Wow!

Tornado Man: (In a girls voice) I'm ready for some fun!

Nico: Tammy Tornado?! Wow!

Tammy Tornado: Yep. I got this.

She fired a wave of wind and blasted down the another and I caught the Ridewatch!

Me: YEAH!

Tammy reverted back and she was a girl with green hair and green clothes and green eyes and had a tornado in the middle of her forehead and she had green angel wings.

Nico: YEAH!

Qin: Cool!

May: Yay! I didn't get hit!

SPLAT!

Someone threw a tomato and it hit May in the back of the head.

May: HEY!

Max was whistling innocently.

Tammy Tornado: (LAUGHS) Max got you good May.

Max: TATTLETALE!

May: THANKS A LOT MAX!

We laughed!

Tammy Tornado: The Mega Man 9 Gene-slammers are all fully clothed just so you know.

Nico: Okay then.

Honia: What's your favorite memory of Nico?

Tammy Tornado: When we were out on my family's farm and a farm we were having a feud with was causing problems. So I used my tornado powers and blew them away.

Nico: Yep it's true.

Qin: Wow! That is cool!

Tammy Tornado: It sure was.

Nico: Yep.

Nico and Tammy hugged.

Nico: I've missed you.

Tammy Tornado: Same here.

We went back home.


After Nico's rescue, Lincoln and his harem, Me and my harem, Sumner Knudson, Patti Knudson, Sakura Knudson, Stellar, Stardust, Ken Knudson, Nico and his harem, Clyde and his harem, Naruto and his harem, Ed Cowart and his harem, Ets and his harem, Alex the Lion, Marty the Zebra, Melman the Giraffe, Gloria the Hippo, Gage the Hegehog, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Qin, Eli, Nicole Knudson and her siblings, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., Rita, Harriet Loud, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, Kuja, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, The Dynasty Warriors, The Samurai Warriors, Yakko, Cherry Hunter, Cammy, Milan Flare, Yoko, Wakko, Poison, Pyrrha Alexandra, Alice, Mimi Kitagami, Dot, Haneru Tobitatsu, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Z-Fighters, Max Goof, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), Baloo, King Mickey, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Aku-Aku, The Quantum Masks, Alternate Tawna, Spyro, Cynder, The Ghostforce, Rayman, Juniper Lee, The Louds' Scottish Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Demon Slayer Conglomerate, Anatankha, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Power Rangers, The Kamen Riders, Izuku and his friends, The Goths of Darkness, Sebastian Mendez, Darren Devereaux, Hiroshi Ohira, Brandon Skellington, Marshall Williams, Mal, Evie, Jay, Carlos, Ben, Norbert and Daggett, Heathcliff, Riff-Raff, Hector, Wordsworth, Mungo, Cleo, Leroy, Sylvester, Tom, Jerry, their friends and counterparts, Timmy Turner, Cosmo, Wanda, Poof, Trixie Tang, Sapphire, Emerald, Chester, A.J., Sanjay, Elmer, Chloe Carmichael, Tootie, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, and his harem, Universe 666 Clyde and his harem, Universe 666 Ets and his harem, The Lion Guard, Marinette and her friends, Sabrina Spellman, Liam, Carmen Rockell, The Teen Titans, The Royal Defenders, The Loonatics, Ty the Tasmanian Tiger, Sly the Tasmanian Tiger, Liu Kang, Kitana, Sonya Blade, Jax, Kung Lao, Sub-Zero, Nightwolf, Kotal Kahn, Jade, and Rinka Kunitachi are heading to the northern part of Gotham Royal York, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the three girls here, but we got word that an even stupider and crazier version of Billy is running loose and is causing havoc and he has Grim's scythe and is slicing the place up.

Lincoln: Whoa, so we're here in the northern part of Gotham Royal York, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the three girls here, but we got word that an even stupider and crazier version of Billy is running loose and is causing havoc and he has Grim's scythe and is slicing the place up.

Nico: Is this another one that we got to put down.

Lincoln: No, this one is from the time Grim zapped Billy's eyes to make him see clearly again, but it caused him to see into the future, but because of it, he went absolutely crazy, well crazier than ever.

Me: So, what do we do with him?

Lincoln: We're going to hand him over to Vypra, she'll straighten him out.

Skyla: Good idea. But, if that bubble-nosed malodorous baboon so much as hurts one hair on your head, he's gonna be dealing with all of us!

Eli: I think we may be a little late. Look!

We saw that the whole place had scythe slashes: cars were totaled, and it was a mess.

Me: Why, that little...!

Lincoln snapped his fingers and the place was fixed.

Lincoln: Forget handing him to Vypra in one piece, I'm breaking him into a million pieces and handing him to Vypra in a straitjacket.

Suddenly, we saw a very beautiful and super sexy girl with long midnight black hair and purple headband, blue eyes, she was tall at 7'0" in height, she has a really strong and ripped physique and large breasts, fair skin, she has massive and beautiful black angel wings, she's dressed in a midnight black sleeveless tank top, necklace with pearls and purple gem for the pendant, black shorts, black sleeveless gloves, black knee-high high-heeled boots with butterfly buckles, and long white long-sleeved trenchcoat with stars, water, barbells, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails and on the back is Muscle Medic, and holstered on her back is a massive gold angel greatsword with runes etched on the 7'9" massive, wide, double-edged gold blade, large gold angel faces built into both sides of the hilt, longer midnight black handle, gold chain for the guard, and gold pointed tip for the pommel, and with her are the the three girls.

Lincoln: (GASPS) Melanie Martinez, Gene-Slammer of Muscle Medic.

Melanie Martinez: That's right, and I got the girls away from that idiot before he could cut their heads off.

?: (CRAZED BABBLING)

Suddenly, we heard the familiar sound of crazed babbling and we saw Insane Billy heading our way and he has Grim's scythe in his hand. Lincoln fired a beam of magic that hit the scythe and it went back to Grim.

Sylvester: Now that he doesn't have Grim's scythe in hand, we're free to trash him!

Sylvester unholstered his Sylvester's Blood-Soaked Vampiric Demon Darkness Greatsword of The Dracul and transformed into Super Angel-Cat-Vampire-Acme Dark Knight-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Angel of Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Justice and Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Death.

Lincoln: You got that right. Let's get that idiot!

Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Almighty Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Greatsword of True Almighty Cosmic United Friendship Universal Storm Hope Elemental Bravery and True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Vampire-Werewolf-Buffalo-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Cosmic Harmony Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Harmony Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Harmony Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Hope, I unholstered my massive J.D. Knudson's Universal True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Angel Greatsword of Universal True Eternal Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Angel Justice from my back and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-January Wolf Moon-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Harmony January Wolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Harmony January Wolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Harmony January Wolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Hope, TLPS Mr. Wolf transformed into his Super Angel-Wolf-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga form and the rest of The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms and they unholster their massive greatswords, The Dynasty Warriors and Samurai Warriors unholstered their weapons, Lincoln's sisters and parents transformed into their Super Angel United Friendship Universal Eternal Xelnaga forms and unholstered their massive greatswords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholstered their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Crash Bandicoot unholstered his massive Crash Bandicoot's Skylands Ten Elemental Wolf Draconic Bandicoot Greatsword of Ten Elemental Skylands Justice and Ten Eternal Elemental Skylanders True Bravery from his back and he transformed into Super Angel-Bandicoot-Dragon-Elemental Skylander-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Ten Elemental Knight Elemental Skylander Draconic Bandicoot Angel of Divine Ten Element Skylands True Hero Knight Draconic Bandicoot Angel Justice and Divine Ten Element Skylands True Hero Knight Draconic Bandicoot Angel Bravery, Sherlock Hound unholstered his massive Sherlock Hound's Demonic Dark Knight Sparda's Eternal Angelic Demonic Demon Hound Greatsword of Demonic Dark Knight Eternal Angelic Demonic Demon Hound Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Demon Hound-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Stellar Blood-Stained Dark Demonic Darkness Dark Knight Demon Hound Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Star Blood-Stained Dark Demonic Darkness Dark Knight Demon Hound Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Star Blood-Stained Dark Demonic Darkness Dark Knight Demon Hound Phoenix Angel Compassion, Max Goof unholsters his massive Max Goof's Heavenly Archangel Gabriel's Eternal Unbreakable Bonds of True Friends and Angels Holy Archangel Keyblade of Justice from his back and transformed into Super Angel-Disney Knight-Archangel-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Heavenly Light Hellish Darkness Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Heavenly Light Hellish Darkness Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Heavenly Light Hellish Darkness Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel Hope, Timmy Turner transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Wolf Moon-Mysticon Pink Wolf Mage-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Magic Celestial Fairy Magical Elemental Fairy Mysticon Wolf Moon Angel of Divine Elemental Celestial Fairy Magical Fairy Wolf Moon Justice and Divine Elemental Celestial Fairy Magical Fairy Wolf Moon Hope and he has his Timmy Turner's Lupus the Wolf's Celestial Elemental Harmonious Fairy Wolf Moon Mage's Staff of Elemental Magic Justice out and his Royal Eye of Lupus orb ready as well, Norbert Beaver unholstered his massive Hydros' Primordial Maelstrom Ocean Beaver Greatsword of Primordial Maelstrom Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Beaver-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Beaver Angel of Divine Oceanic Primordial Water Justice and Divine Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Compassion, Yakko, Wakko, and Dot transformed into their Super Angel-Phoenix-Warner-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms, Inuyasha unholstered his Inuyasha's Dog Hanyou Tessaiga Demon Slayer Fang Greatsword of Dog Hanyou Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Dog Hanyou-Yokai-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Angel of Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Justice and Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Hope, Brandon Skellington had his Pumpkin Scepter of Halloween Town Justice still in hand, Hiroshi Ohira unholstered his massive Hiroshi Ohira's Destructive Inferno Firestorm Phoenix Firebird Angel Greatsword of Destructive Inferno Fire Phoenix Firebird Angel Vengeance and Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Firestorm Firebird-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel Rage, Kuja had his Brumel Cores and Kuja's Eternal Wizard Redemption Mage's Staff of Elemental Magic Redemption Wizard Justice ready and transformed into Super Angel-Genome-Wizard-Dragon-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Celestial Wizard Genome Terra Redemption Draconic Magic Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Celestial Wizard Genome Terra Redemption Draconic Magic Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Celestial Wizard Genome Terra Redemption Draconic Magic Phoenix Angel Hope, Darren Devereaux, Sebastian Mendez, Qin, Clyde and his harem, Baloo, Izuku and his friends, The Z-Fighters, Daggett, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Naruto and his harem, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Demon Slayer Conglomerate, Anatankha, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), The Demon Slayer Corps, The Ghostforce, The Louds' Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Loonatics, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, Mal, Evie, Jay, Carlos, Ben, Heathcliff and his friends, Skyla's team, Timmy's friends, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, and his harem, Universe 666 Clyde and his harem, Universe 666 Ets and his harem, my harem, Ed Cowart's harem, Ets' harem, Clyde's harem, Nico's harem, Lord Raiden and the Earthrealm Warriors, and The Royal Defenders got out their weapons, Rayman unholstered his massive Rayman's Eternal Night Dream Morpheus's Celtic Dream Eternal Night Dragon Fairy Phoenix Angel Greatsword of Peaceful Celtic Dream Eternal Night Dragon Fairy Phoenix Angel Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Dragon-Lum-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Eternal Celtic Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Dream Eternal Night Fairy Dragon Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Celtic Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Dream Eternal Night Fairy Dragon Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Eternal Celtic Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Dream Eternal Night Fairy Dragon Phoenix Angel Hope, Juniper Lee unholstered her Juniper Lee's Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Magicstorm Greatsword of Spirit World Magic Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Dragon-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Angel of Divine Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Justice and Divine Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Will, Liam unholstered his massive Liam Hunnicut's Arctic Qailertetang's Holy Arctic Thundersnow Greatsword of Holy Arctic Thundersnow Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Ice Dragon-Yuki-Onna-Musk Ox-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Angel of Divine Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Musk Ox Justice and Divine Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Musk Ox Hope, and Ed Cowart, Ets, Ken, Nicole, Nico, Gage the Hedgehog, and Eli unholstered our massive greatswords and we transformed, and we went after Insane, and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Blue Fire, Sand, Bubbles, steel orbs, throwing axes, and mythological animals, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.

Then, Lincoln tied Insane Billy up in a human pretzel and he screamed like a little girl, and then, he tied him up in a rainbow energy straitjacket and tossed him in a portal he opened up to The Masters of Evil's HQ with a sticky note that said: CAREFUL, HE'S A VOLATILE IDIOT AND IS PRONE TO FITS OF VIOLENT RAGE! We cheered as we holstered our weapons and powered down.

Lincoln: Take that, you idiot!

Me: We should also take care of...

Nico: Lincoln already did that when we were hunting that idiot down.

Me: Oh, I forgot he also has the same powers as I do.

Lincoln: That's okay, but at least we took care of that idiot. (To Melanie Martinez) And it's so good to see you again, Melanie Martinez.

Melanie Martinez: You too, Lincoln, it's been seven years since we last met.

Lincoln went up to Melanie Martinez and he hugged her, and Melanie Martinez is very surprised at just how much taller, more handsome, and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him, and she also felt just how much more stronger and how much more muscular he's really become, and she had an atomic red blush on her faces, and the atomic red blush on her face soon became even deeper when she saw he still has his vampire fangs and massive white angel wings with stars on the feathers and orange and aurora-colored tips on the feathers, large gold halo with four large orbiting gold rings on each corner behind his head, along with hearing his mature, deeper, and manlier voice and seeing the large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on his head, eleven massive and long white wolf tails with rainbow markings and rainbow tips and white rabbit tail with rainbow markings on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, thick hair on his massive forearms, stubble on his jawline, and chest hair on his pecs, He-Man's chest harness, and many other accessories, and she also met his familiars, the male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, the white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and the white Wolf Familiar, Seiko.

Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I haven't seen you since you were seventeen, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.

Melanie Martinez: Holy crap, you sure have, you've really really grown up to be very big and very strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the cute eleven-year-old little boy into a 18-year-old 8'5" tall, very handsome, and manly man with really massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, and you still have those vampire fangs and massive white angel wings, that's so awesome, and the large white wolf ears on your head and the eleven massive and long white wolf tails with markings and white rabbit tail on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, hair on your massive forearms, beard stubble on your jawline, and chest hair on your pecs and many accessories and large gold halo with four large gold rings orbiting behind your head, that's really new, along with getting He-Man's chest harness. You've really really grown a lot and became a man, but you're still the same kind boy from long ago, plus, you've also grown even more bigger in muscle mass, you can land an airplane on that massive, wider, and more muscular back, squash a melon with those really muscular quads and thighs, and cut a rock into a diamond on those rock-hard eight-pack abs, and there's not even a tape measure long enough to measure that chiseled chest or massive biceps. Plus, we've also met your familiars, and they are really awesome.

Eli: And he'd also been hit with massive amounts of cosmic radiation and he'd been imbued with the same powers as me, and he's become truly immortal, and Lincoln, you know her?

Lincoln: Indeed I do, Eli, this is Melanie Martinez, Gene-Slammer of Muscle Medic, she's my Guardian Angel from Royal Woods and she was born with massive amounts of superhuman strength and she also has incredibly strong and powerful water powers, and she's a world-famous international bodybuilder and she's able to lift over 9,000-lbs and she's literally THAT STRONG AND THAT POWERFUL. She's also a powerful idol that Jonah Thule respects and idolizes, and like Kiara Kessler, Melanie really got me into bodybuilding and she really trained me hard for that sport, and it's because of it, I won a lot of trophies in bodybuilding, and after I won another bodybuilding championship, I asked Melanie and Kiara to come up to the stage, and there, in front of the spectators, I brought them in with a strong embrace and I kissed them both on the lips and that made the crowd cheer wildly, and Lynn was really that proud of me for winning a ton of bodybuilding competitions, and I wound up getting hugged by Lynn and kissed on the forehead and cheek every time I came back from them, she was that proud of me in winning those bodybuilding competitions.

Lynn: And there's one thing you guys should know: she really hates Hawk, Hank, The Stankcos, Lori, Lola, Lisa, and Luan with a blazing passion. One time, as Lincoln and Melanie were at Lake Superior on a date I arranged, Lori, Lola, Lisa, Hawk, Hank, and The Stankcos came charging at them, but Melanie punched the ground so hard, she literally made the ground quake and that made them lose their balance and they fell flat on their butts, and Lincoln really smashed Lori, Lola, Lisa, Hawk, Hank, and The Stankcos into the ground. Then, he and Melanie grabbed and lifted each of them up off the ground and then, they threw them with their really massive and excessive superhuman strength and they sent them flying in different directions: Lori, Lola, and Lisa back to the house where they got grounded, Hawk and Hank to prison, and The Stankcos to the Royal Woods Police Department. And when Lori, Lola, and Lisa saw Melanie after she and Lincoln came back, they swore they would kill her, but she told them off and said that they've always been nothing more than bitches to Lincoln, and she threatened them with this: if they ever come near Lincoln again, she was gonna crush their skulls like acorns.

Nico: With your superhuman strength, you could easily make them into bloody stains.

Melanie Martinez: Yeah, that's true, I was born with massive and excessive amounts of superhuman strength after all, and I've done a ton of working out over the years.

Lincoln: And you also trained me really hard as well, and now that you're here, Melanie.

Lincoln went up to and hugged Melanie Martinez in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, he leaned his head down the right side of her neck, and he slowly bit her and he fed on their blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed along with his large gold halo and four orbiting gold rings on each corner of the halo behind his head and eleven massive and long white tails with rainbow tips and rainbow markings. He slowly unlatched his fangs from her neck as her necks healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit her.

Melanie Martinez: Wow, you're still just as gentle as ever when you feed on one of your Guardian Angels, Lincoln.

Suddenly, an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared on Melanie Martinez's neck with blue gems on the gold lightning bolts and blue crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of The Buddha along with a white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love on her neck.

Melanie Martinez: (Surprised) Lincoln, are these...?!

Lincoln: Yep, that's an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love and an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love, which means you're now part of my harem and my many future wives, Melanie Martinez.

Melanie Martinez had a smile on their faces and tears in their eyes as Lincoln still had his massive and powerful muscular arms around her and he leaned down to her face and kissed her on the lips and she also returned it, and we cheered for them, then we went up to the three girls, and when Lincoln saw them, he immediately recognized them. The three girls are Ayana Tokito, Tamami Amagi, and Shizuru Kurosaki from Moto Yan Kyonyuu Nurse no Ama Ero Kango.

Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Ayana Tokito, Tamami Amagi, and Shizuru Kurosaki from Moto Yan Kyonyuu Nurse no Ama Ero Kango.

Ed Cowart: Whoa, looks like you've rescued some smoking hot nurses.

Lincoln: Ed.

Lincoln had a mallet in one of his eleven massive and long white tails and it was over Ed Cowart's head, and when Ed Cowart saw it, he did the Chuck-Outta-Luck Pathetic Eyes and he dodged the mallet as it came down on him and we snickered.

Nicole: He warned you.

Lincoln: Are you girls okay?

Ayana Tokito: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.

Then, when Ayana Tokito and the other two girls saw who it was that saved them from that insane and crazier version of Billy, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 18-year-old 8'5" tall, handsome hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, long wild white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair and large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on top of his head with large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four large orbiting golden rings on each corner behind his head, thick hair on his massive muscular forearms and beard stubble on his jawline, rainbow colored thunderbird with gold lightning bolt in its claws and the Ebonwu Squadron emblem on its chest emblazoned on his forehead and Third Eye with rainbow iris, rows of straight teeth with vampire fangs, Crest of Miracles on his massive right pec and golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle on his massive left pec, Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his massive, wider, and more muscular back, and on top is the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, Vampire Bat, Werewolf, and Buffalo and a Rinnegan-like marking, and right below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a rainbow kanji with nine magatama in between that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Almighty Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Almighty Master of The Elemental Forces, The Storms, The Cosmos, and The Universe, Master of Hero Personas and Many Powers, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Voice of Reason, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, Golden-Hearted Lover and Father of Many Kids, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Son of Lynn Sr. and Rita Loud, Loving Grandson of Albert Loud and Samuel Loud, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Future Husband, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family, Powerful Alpha Vampire-Werewolf-Cyborg Hybrid, Descendant of The Seventeenth Century Duke Lincoln McLoud of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Archenemy of Max Dillon Also Known as Electro, Destroyer and Slayer of Extremely Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry, Psychotic, Irredeemable Bastards and Tyrants, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, Jack-Of-All-Trades, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True God of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Savior of The Loud House and Michigan, True Immortal Hero and God, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of Many of Team Loud Phoenix Storm's Branch Teams, Spice Demon of The Loud Family, Surfer of The Legendary Wave Humungadunga, Third-In-Command And Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Emissary of The Cosmos and The Heavens, Ambassador of Harmony, Friendship, Purity, Hope, Courage, and Love, and God of Friendship, Hope, Love, Courage, and Justice Dodgeball Angel King of Gotham Royal York, The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms and Warriors of Japan, Fearsome Defender of His Many Guardian Angels, and Destroyer of The House of Damaskinos", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it on his broad left shoulder, and Mark of Manhood tattoo of a male bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" on his massive left muscular forearm, and he had his Rabbit Miraculous, Eini, with him, his male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, his white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and his white Wolf Familiar, Seiko, along with Darkus Battle Ax Vladitor, Darkus Omega Leonidas, Pyrus Omega Leonidas, Haos Omega Leonidas, Subterra Omega Leonidas, Ventus Omega Leonidas, and Ventus Omega Leonidas.

He had his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Almighty Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Greatsword of True Almighty Cosmic United Friendship Universal Storm Hope Elemental Bravery and True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds, The Sickle Swords of Hinon, and the purified Universe 666 version of The Miracle Box holstered on his wider and muscular back, his large orange Crystal Saber, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, his Omnipotent Elemental Thunderbird Phoenix Angel of Universal Harmonious Loud Justice, Mythological Hope, and Eternal Love Almighty Book, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Elemental Harmony on his left hip, his Eater of Sins revolver and Elemental Universal Thunderbird hand-cannon Blaster holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation and embedded Stone of Gelel on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted gold metal bands with multi-colored on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, large gold Bracers of The Champions of the Universe with large rainbow gems on his large wrists with the Dragon Ball Bracelet on the left large gold cuff bracer and other bracelets merged with the left large gold Bracer and large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony shrunk to the size of a gem on top, massive indestructible white angel wings with stars and orange and aurora-colored tips on the large white feathers and eleven massive and long powerful white wolf tails with rainbow tips and rainbow markings with white rabbit tail on top of the eleven massive and long white wolf tails, he has on He-Man's chest harness with colored gems on the gold crisscross straps and gold metal circular chest plate with phoenix carved on it and surrounded by red gems and on the back of the straps is a kanji that said Lincoln Loud, Truly Loving Gold-Hearted Brother, Son, Grandson, and Father, and he was dressed in an orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long white trenchcoat coattails with Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Moonlight, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Great Old Ones, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids on the coattails and they also had intense powerful rainbow hot flames coming off them and hanging mini silver lightning bolts on the coattails held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large golden buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and large rainbow gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large royal blue pants with rainbow fire and multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs, and large gold armored knee-high boots with colored gems on them, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with rainbow gems for eyes the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, Cosmic, Universe, God, and Eternity Kanjis on the heads, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and rainbow crystal links from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with a large rainbow Thunderbird-shaped Element of Harmony and a large silver Buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, Cosmic, Universe, God, and Eternity Kanjis Kanjis on its head for the pendant on his bare chest with chest hair on his pecs, large white and gold accented Elemental Choker of Eternal Love and Thunderbird pendant on his neck, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, his Ring of The Phoenix large multi-colored gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Werewolf, and Buffalo on his right ring finger, Blue Lantern ring on his left ring finger and small planets orbiting around his fingers like rings, claws on his fingers with gold armored finger claws over his fingers, he has twelve large planets orbiting around his legs and twelve smaller planets orbiting around his waist and an immense rainbow protective aura with swirling elements around him.

Ayana Tokito: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.

Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet the rest of you.

Lincoln made two clones of himself, and he and his clones went up to the girls, and they hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they leaned down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the thick muscular necks of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene, and he slowly bit them and he fed on their blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as them, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed along with his large gold halo and four orbiting gold rings on each corner of the halo behind his head. He then slowly unlatched his fangs from their necks as their necks healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit them.

Ayana Tokito: (Seductively and rubs her hands on Lincoln's massive pecs) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.

Suddenly, three Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Ayana Tokito, Tamami Amagi, and Shizuru Kurosaki with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha along with white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks. We returned to The World Tree Estate and told everyone what had happened, and they were shocked to find out the villain we went after was none other than an even stupider and crazier version of Billy running loose and was causing havoc by slicing everything up with Grim's scythe.

But, when Lincoln showed what we did first with Lincoln firing a blast of magic at that idiot and it got Grim's scythe away from him and back to its owner and all of us beating him up and Lincoln turning him into a human pretzel and tying him up in a rainbow energy straitjacket and sending him to Vypra to straighten him out, everyone cheered and hugged us and Lincoln's harem kissed him on the cheek. Lincoln and Melanie Martinez have a lot of catching up to do, now that she's back in town.

Maria: So, all that havoc that was happening in the northeast was yet another stupider and insane version of Billy?!

Lincoln: Yep, only this time, this one was from around the time Grim zapped his eyes to make him see better after burning his eyes by getting too close to the TV, but it caused him to see into the future and he went absolutely nuts.

Me: But, Lincoln really trashed him big time, he turned him into a human pretzel.

Nico: Vypra's gonna have a field day with him, and if he messes up.

Lincoln: He won't, not as long as I have my Hinon's Vengeance Curse on him, so one wrong move and he won't live for much longer.


After taking down that insane version of Billy and throwing him to Vypra to straighten him out, we were training intensely in the gym, doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and we were also doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get our eleven massive and long wolf tails even more stronger than ever as well, and when Melanie Martinez saw Lincoln doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear his mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, she had an atomic red blush on her face, hearts in her eyes, and her nose was bleeding.

Melanie Martinez: My God, I was right that Lincoln's really grown into a 18-year-old, 8'5" tall, really big, handsome, sexy, and extremely super strong manly man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs really hard at work, and really working out with those 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells and he's not even getting tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan, and he's also doing 900,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, and he now looks even more ripped than ever. He's definitely been continuing on bodybuilding and working out even more for many years, and because of that along with the combination of his diet plan that we gave him, along with his hyperpuberty and genes, he'd gained the powerful and massive body that all bodybuilders could only dream of. If anyone tried to mess with him now, they were in for a world of hurt and trouble, and he's always been there to defend and protect us from Chandler, his goons, Pablo, Anderson, and Hawk and Hank at school or out in public, and he was also quick to defend us from Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan if they get out of search control again, along with Killjoy Huggins.

Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under a lot of very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, Melanie, and I can still defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger and bigger in muscle mass, I've also gotten smarter as well.

Melanie Martinez: That's incredible, and we'd already known just how strong you were long ago ever since you did some wrestling and working out with some of the other Guardian Angels long ago, and we're so proud of just how much stronger you've gotten, and just how much taller you've gotten, along with getting that much bigger in muscle mass, and you've also been getting smarter as well.

Me: You got that right, plus, we heard all of the stories from Lincoln about you girls and about how you all helped him in his training to become an emerging hero before Team Loud Phoenix Storm was formed, and how he grew from the little boy from years ago into the really big, really strong, and really powerful man we know today.

Melanie Martinez: I knew it was only a matter of time before he told everyone that story.

Nico: Yep. So, Melanie, what memories do you have with Lincoln?

Melanie Martinez: There is one memory that I have with Lincoln, and it was during our date at Lake Huron, but of course, there is an incident involving Lori and Lola, the two more violent members of The Trinity of Violence.

Me: Lynn didn't do anything to get you pissed off because she knows you'll flatten her into paste if she tries anything.

Nico: Wow, so someone who's leagues stronger than Lynn is able to put Lynn in her place.

Luna: It was really awesome, and like J.D. said, Melanie will flatten her if she tried anything, those muscles aren't just for show, they've done some really serious damage.

Melanie Martinez played a video on the big screen and it shows Lincoln and Melanie Martinez at Lake Huron: Lincoln was in his orange speedo and sandals and Melanie Martinez was in a two-piece bikini and sandals, and they were having fun swimming at the lake after working out at their gym.

Past Melanie Martinez: This is really awesome, I love coming to Lake Huron.

Past Lincoln: Same here, Melanie.

Past Melanie Martinez: Plus, with all the work that you and all of us have been doing with cleaning up the lake and all the other lakes in Michigan, it's also a cleaner place for all marine life.

?: (ENRAGED SCREAM) YOU STUPID PEASEANT! YOU WILL PAY!

?: (ENRAGED SCREAM) I'M GONNA TURN YOU BOTH INTO HUMAN PRETZELS FOR ALWAYS GETTING IN OUR WAY AND ALWAYS BEING ALIVE!

Suddenly, they heard two loud screams.

Past Lincoln: Oh great, there's no mistaking those loud screams along with the excessive amount of perfume from anywhere. Get out here right now, Lori and Lola, or else, I'll blast the both of you out.

Suddenly, they saw Lori and Lola come out, and they were really out for blood again, then, Lori and Lola charged like mad bulls and were about to attack Lincoln and Melanie Martinez, but Lincoln and Melanie punched them and sent them flying into a tree. They got back out, but they shrieked like two madwomen, now they were really extremely pissed off.

Past Lincoln: You've got some nerve coming after us, Lori and Lola, I would've thought you'd learn your lesson, but I was wrong. Now, I'm going to put you right back in your place, you heartless she-demons!

Lincoln's massive white angel wings spread out and he had his massive greatsword in hand, and we knew it meant trouble when that happens. Lori and Lola roared like pure enraged animals again and they charged and went at Lincoln, but he reared his fists back, and he'd landed two mean uppercuts to Lori and Lola's stomachs knocking the wind out of them, and then, he unleashed a massive storm of slashes from his massive greatsword and they slashed off Lori and Lola's clothes leaving them in their bras and panties and Lincoln fired powerful water blasts at Lori and Lola and their makeup was running. Then, Lincoln and Melanie reared their left and right fists back and gave Lori and Lola two nasty punches to the face that sent them both flying back to The Loud House and they were thrown in their cages again.

Past Lincoln: When the rest of the family hears of this, they're really going to give Lori and Lola hell.

Past Melanie Martinez: That's an understatement. But, that was truly amazing, what we saw just now, you really have been getting stronger and stronger still because of our training regimen and constant working out, Lincoln.

And Lincoln wrapped his massive and muscular arms around Melanie Martinez' waist, he gave her a kiss on the lips which she returned as the video ended.

Nico: Sheesh, Lori, Lola, you really didn't know when to quit!

Me: When Lincoln told us about what Lori and Lola tried to do again, we were so extremely pissed off beyond imagination, and they had it coming for trying to kill him again.

Luna: You got that right, and unfortunately, that's when I flipped out and insulted them both again.

Lincoln: That set Lori and Lola off big time, but before they could attack Luna, I grabbed them by the waist with two of my eleven massive and long white tails and restricted them.

Nico: Sheesh.

Melanie Martinez: It almost got ugly. Lori and Lola had some nerve showing up and trying to ruin our day because they still wanted to kill Lincoln again! After what those banshees have done to Lincoln in the past, I wanted to punch Lori and Lola in the face, but Lincoln and I sent them both flying with one punch, but when they got out and shrieked like madwomen, that's when Lincoln got serious. Those two had it coming. But, Lori and Lola have since been freed from their Dark Sides forever and they're finally back to who they were.

Me: That was because of Chase Young's Dark Side, he really is nothing more than the embodiment of evil.

Lincoln: You got that right, he was a monster who enjoyed causing pain and suffering to so many.

We got a shower afterwards, and then, Lincoln, Solana, Simulator Suzie, and Simulator Florinda Showers are heading to Coral Capers.

Lincoln snapped his fingers, and the 18-year-old, white-haired, 8'5", handsome and extremely muscular man had on his new large orange and black speedo with a Thunderbird and a lightning bolt surrounded by elemental forces and stars on it with rainbow flames coming off the speedo, orange sandals, his jewelry and accessories, and he had his weapons holstered in case of trouble.

And Solana, Simulator Suzie, and Simulator Florinda Showers are dressed in two-piece colored bikinis The Musiqidandi Sisters made for them, colored sandals, and they had their weapons holstered in case of trouble. Plus, we found out Solana, Simulator Suzie, and Simulator Florinda Showers all had feelings for Lincoln, and he also had feelings for them, and he also saved them all from an ambush by a group of musclebound thugs Flip hired to kill them, Lincoln sucked out their muscle mass, virility, strength, blood, and life energy as it killed them all which made those buttfaces go insane with anger, until Lincoln fired energy blasts at those buttfaces and more gold and jewels and treasures came out of them, but they also got to keep their heads up, they got word that mutant has sent more muscle-bound thugs to kill them.

Solana: Wow, so, this is Coral Capers, it sure is beautiful.

Lincoln: It sure is, Solana, and it's perfect for our first date. Shall we?

Lincoln, Solana, Simulator Suzie, and Simulator Florinda Showers dived into the waters and they had fun swimming in the ocean, and they also saw the creatures that lived there, then, they went back to the beach and they had an awesome volleyball match, and Solana, Simulator Suzie, and Simulator Florinda Showers got an extremely massive and deep atomic red blush on their faces when they saw Lincoln lift thirteen massive 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells Lincoln summoned in his large and strong hands and thirteen massive and long white wolf tails.

But then, they saw the hulking muscle-bound thugs that Flip hired coming after them, but Lincoln fired vacuum tubes from his chest which latched onto the chests of Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs, and then, the vacuum tubes literally began sucking Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs dry of all their massive muscle mass, virility, blood, and physical strength, and all of it was being pumped into Lincoln and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed and he also grew even stronger. When Lincoln was done, the vacuum tubes detached themselves from the chests of the thugs and went back into Lincoln, and the thugs were now dead from blood loss and thin as a rake and he fired a blast of red energy and destroyed them leaving them as ashes.

Lincoln: Nice try, you stupid mutant!

Then, they had some lunch, and then, as the sun was about to set, Lincoln made clones of himself and he and his clones went up to Solana, Simulator Suzie, and Simulator Florinda Showers and they hugged the girls in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and Solana, Simulator Suzie, and Simulator Florinda Showers placed their hands on the massive pecs of Lincoln and his clones, and then, they shared a passionate and romantic kiss and he also marked them as he slowly sank his fangs into them and fed on their blood. They came back home to The World Tree Estate, and Nico and I saw Lincoln covered in kisses on his face, body, and eight-pack abs.

Me: (Whistles) Wow, it looks like you really had a good time at Coral Capers, eh, Lincoln?

Lincoln: (In Heaven) It...was...so... AWESOME!

Suddenly, three Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Solana, Simulator Suzie, and Simulator Florinda Showers with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha and white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks.

Lily the Mermaid: Whoa, now Solana, Simulator Suzie, and Simulator Florinda Showers are in your harem, Linky.

May: We knew Solana were interested in Lincoln, and we knew that Suzie and Florinda already have love interests, so we had to get their Simulator counterparts.

Jenna: And Flip had some nerve trying to kill them, that mutant is just making things much worse for himself.

Serena Logan: I always knew that stupid mutant cheapskate was and always will be nothing but fucking trouble, and he's just making things worse for himself.

Rarity: And trying to kill Solana, Simulator Suzie, and Simulator Florinda Showers, now that repulsive ape is really going to get it.

Lincoln: And we also had a run-in with more of the hulking muscle-bound hired thugs they sent to kill us yet again, but I sucked out their muscle mass, strength, and virility and killed them all and sent them to The Black Gates, and that mutant should be screaming with pure vengeance and hate at us in 3...2...1!

Suddenly, we heard Flip scream and bellow with extreme hatred and rage and cursing right at us, and now, that moron has officially lost his mind.

Maria: (Flips Flip the middle finger) Yeah, up yours, you mutant moronic cheapskate!

Nico: Even after we kicked Flip's miserable hide, that mutant still refuses to quit!

Lincoln: Same with Lewis Travolta, Dark Amy, Icky Vicky, Billy McLean, Pablo, Anderson, and the other jerks at Dad's restaurant, but it's much more fun to see their thugs get killed by me.

Me: It sure is, and it's so much more fun seeing them blow their stacks!

We then saw Lincoln form a viewing window, and then, Lincoln snapped his fingers.

SNAPS FINGERS!

We saw a massive funnel appeared in Flip's mouth, and then, massive cartons of the extremely powerful laxatives that Shizuka and her sisters used on Killjoy Huggins and Lewis Travolta appeared over the funnel.

Me: (GASPS) ARE THOSE...?!

Nico: The extremely powerful laxatives Shizuka and her sisters used on Killjoy Huggins and Lewis Travolta?!

Luna: DO IT, BRO!

Then, the extremely powerful laxatives were dumped into Flip's mouth and the funnel was removed. Then, Flip's stomach gurgled and rumbled, and then...!

MASSIVELY LOUD AND EXTREMELY WET FART!

Flip farted and massive tons of gold, jewels, gems, and other currencies exploded out of his three-cheeked butt like crazy!

Flip stopped farting like crazy.

Lincoln: That's for trying to get your musclebound thugs to murder me and the girls in my harem, you disgusting three butt-cheeked mutant!

Nico: Jeez. Those laxatives are really powerful, I still remember when you tried that prank on me years ago, Connor, but that failed.

Me: Because of you using Walker's powers.

Connor Chan: Flip's really pissing me off now, if he does this again, I'm gonna shove a grenade down his throat!

Nico: Connor, I know you're angry, but we're saving it for December 1st when we kill him, Icky Vicky, and Xehanort. Now, don't even think of getting into the weapons room or I'm telling Dad!

Connor Chan: Tattle tale.


Later it was time for another Super Mario Galaxy 2 adventure.

Nico: Next is Bowser's Gravity Gauntlet.

Me: Cool!

Lynn: Me and my male self will go too.

Lynn Jr.: Aw yeah! The L.J. Dynamic Duo is ready!

Me: Aw yeah!

Nico: Cool!

Me: I'll go with as well.

Nico: Nice.

We went into the Simulator and it activated and we were at BOWSER'S GRAVITY GAUNTLET!

It was a REALLY HOT PLACE!

Me: WHEW! This is a hot place.

Nico: Any tips Nicole?

Nicole: (On the radio) Well this one is gonne be just like how you faced Bowser before and it will be tougher. You got to get to that big door.

Nico: Got it.

?: Let us help you guys.

2 figures came. One was a girl with pink hair and she had purple eyes and brown clothes and had pink angel wings. She also had a tiara with the symbol of the Underground Moonland on it and the same symbol on her skirt and she had a crystal sword. The 2nd girl had blue hair, red clothes and had red angel wings and she had the symbol for Quick in the middle of her forehead.

Undine Underground: Undine Underground, Embodiment of the Underground Moonland.

Qiana Quick: And Qiana Quick, Embodiment of Quick Man.

Lightning: Sha-blam! Awesome to see Qiana!

Roach: Yeah!

Qiana Quick: Roach and Lightning! Its been a while.

Nico: We can talk later. Lets get Bowser.

They flew to the door.

Nico: We're on the right track.

Me: Yep.

We then saw the door.

Me: Looks like we got to blast all 3 of its locks.

Nico: Yep.

Undine Underground: Allow me.

She fired waves of meteors and blasted them and the door opened.

Nico: Nice one!

We flew in and we landed and saw BOWSER!

Me: Bowser!

Bowser: (to Lynn) It's about time you get a turn. You didn't even get one the first time!

Lynn: I know! What a rip! But this will be fun!

Nico: Yeah it sure will be!

Me: Lets make this fun!

I used the Fourze Gear and it turned my sword into a Stellar Sword.

Me: Awesome!

I flicked the switches for Venus and Pyro!

Me: VALMORG STAR FIRE SWORD!

Nico: WHOA!

Nico: (gets out Mirror Master and Mercurymon's Ridewatches) Time to see your reflection!

Nico activated them and fired waves of energy and blasted Bowser all over.

Me: VALMORG FIRE STAR BLAST!

I fired waves of fire and blasted Bowser all over.

Nico: YEAH!

Me: Taste this lightning!

I flicked the switches for Jupiter and Big Lenny and I got a powerful SUPER LIGHTNING SWORD!

Bowser: Have some of this!

He fired a massive blast of fire and I fired a massive blast of lightning and the blasts collided and exploded!

The lightning then hit Bowser and electrocuted him.

Lynn and Lynn Jr. fired waves of lava and blasted him all over.

Nico: Have some of MY fire!

He fired a wave of fire and blasted Bowser.

Undine Underground and Qiana fired waves of energy and blasted Bowser.

Me: Time for some combo power!

Nico: You got it!

I flicked the switch for The Sun and for Pyros.

Me: VOLCANIC PYRO MEGABLAST!

Nico: (Echoing) CRIMSON LIGHTNING!

Nico and me fired waves of red lightning and solar lava and the blasts all hit Bowser and exploded!

KRABBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!

He was down and the Grand Star was free! He was back to his normal size!

Bowser: You win this round!

He teleported back.

Nico: Yeah!

We went and got the star!

YOU GOT A GRAND STAR!

Nico: OH YEAH!

Lynn: WOOOO!

Lynn's: LYNNER LYNNER CHICKEN DINNER!

Undine Underground: Rock on!

Qiana Quick: YEAH! That was great!

We high five!

Boy Lynn: How did you guys meet Lightning and Roach?

Qiana Quick: I met Lightning when we raced in a track tournament in Canada. I won and he was no match for my speed.

Lightning: She is the greatest runner ever. SHA BLAM!

Qiana Quick: And I met Roach when he was fighting one of the Virus creations and we met Marina.

Nico: Cool! That is awesome! Would you two like to join the team?

Undine Underground: We would be honored.

We left the simulator and we cheered wildly.

Later we were watching TV and we saw the mascots with bowling bags with them.

Starlight Glimmer: Where are you guys going?

Poromon: To the bowling alley for some fun.

Me: Ooh can we come too?

Poromon: Sure.

We went to the bowling alley.


At the bowling alley we were having fun.

BOWLING CRASH!

Me: STEERIKE!

Poromon: YEAH!

Nico: Awesome.

BOWLING CRASH!

Camie: YEAH! STEERIKE!

Me: Nice one Camie!

Church: Julie, I'll never regret meeting you.

Julie Carolina: Me neither Church.

She rolled a ball and then...

BOWLING CRASH!

She got a strike!

Julie Carolina: STEEERIKE!

Nico: YEAH!

Carolina: Awesome!

Julie Carolina: Boy going to Ringworld was so cool and fun.

Rainbow Dash: Nice! Now, allow me!

Rainbow Dash threw a ball and smashed the pins down!

BOWLING CRASH!

Rainbow Dash: AWESOME!

Nico: OH YEAH!

Eli rolled a ball.

BOWLING CRASH!

Me: YEAH!

Eli: STEEERIKE!

Xenia: Awesome!

Sarge rolled a ball and got a strike!

BOWLING CRASH!

Carolina: Nice one!

Church: We certainly sound like Ruby and her friends, don't we?

Julie Carolina: Yeah you sure do.

Qin: That is cool!

Nico: Yep.

I imagined the pins as Ratigan.

Me: Okay you SEWER RAT Pins...

Ratigan Pins: AAAAAAAGGGGGGHH!

Me: Take this!

I rolled the ball and smashed them down!

BOWLING SMASH CRASH!

Nico: YEAH! Nice one!

Kickback: My turn!

He put a bunch of bowling balls into his cannon and blasted the pins and smashed them all down in each lane!

MULTIPLE BOWLING CRASHES!

Qin: Take that pins!

Xenia: Oh yeah!

Church: And you guys helped us destroy Chrovos.

Nico: We sure did. That was awesome.

Julie Carolina: Boy it sure was!

Laney: You got that right!

Laney rolled a ball and got a strike!

BOWLING CRASH!

Laney: YEAH!

Cliffjumper: Let me try.

He did the same and it was awesome!

MULTIPLE BOWLING CRASHES!

Xenia: YEAH!

Nico: Take that you stupid pins!

Varie: Yeah!

Xenia: Take that!

Church: Any universe without heroes is bad.

Nico: Unless it's online.

Me: And if anybody thinks a universe without heroes is good then they are fucking insane and deserve the black gates.

Varie: That is for sure.

Camie: Big the game was done.

Ace: Who won?

We looked at the scores.

WE WERE ALL TIED AT 300!

Me: WHOA! All 300!? That is completely unheard of!

Nico: We all got perfect games!? WHOA!

Maria: I didn't see that coming!

Me: Me neither!

We later went back home.

We arrived back home and to everyone's amazement we had awesome trophies.

Me: Man that was fun!

Lola: Yeah it was!

Camie: Yeah!

Nico: That is very unheard of! What are the odds of all of us getting perfect games all at once?

Lisa Loud: Very highly astronomically rare.

Nico: Yeah.

Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes, the rainbow iris of his Third Eye, his cutie mark tattoo on his back and Thunderbolt cutie mark with circle of surrounding elements on his massive left pec glowed, and he had a vision, and he saw who it was that we're going to confront today: it was none other than the massive ship, V'Ger, and it's coming to destroy Earth. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.

Lincoln: Oh, dear God!

Lincoln sounded the alarm and we rushed in.

Nico: We heard the alarm, what's wrong, Lincoln?

Lincoln: Nico, everyone, we've got a seriously huge emergency. I just had a vision and I saw who it was that we're going to confront today, it's none other than the massive ship, V'Ger, and it's coming to destroy Earth.

We gasped.

Me: Oh God, I remembered that colossal ship all too well. We need to get to The Enterprise and tell Kirk and the crew at once.

Nico: Right, we need to get there at once.

Lincoln: Then, we'll help the V'Ger evolve.

Nico: Yeah!

Camie: Who or what is V'Ger?

Me: The largest ever starship in the Star Trek Universe.

I went over what it was.

V'Ger is the main antagonist of the 1979 science fiction film Star Trek: The Motion Picture, the first feature film in the Star Trek franchise.

V'Ger was one of, if not the most powerful alien entity ever encountered by the Federation. The entity itself was the size of the island of Maui on Earth, while it generated a cloud measuring in at a staggering 82 AUs, making it large enough to envelope the entire solar system.

V'Ger was first identified in deep Klingon space, hidden in a massive cloud of energy, moving through the stars towards its final destination: Earth.

The cloud easily destroyed three of the Klingons' new K't'inga-class warships and the Federation monitoring station en route. Later on in the film, the newly refitted starship Enterprise intercepts the energy cloud. After getting the cloud to break off its attack on the Enterprise, Admiral Kirk orders the vessel to penetrate the cloud and discovers the massive vessel residing within. They then reach the front of the vessel and V'Ger then suddenly attacks the Enterprise. A probe appears on the bridge, attacks Spock and abducts the navigator, Ilia. V'Ger then uses its powerful tractor beam to move the Enterprise into its interior. Ilia suddenly reappears on the ship, now replaced by a robotic doppelganger, a probe sent by "V'Ger" to study the crew. Later, Spock takes an unauthorized spacewalk into V'Ger's core. He then minds melds with a massive model of Ilia in the center. Overloaded by information, Spock is knocked out. Later, after being rescued by Kirk, Spock reveals that V'Ger itself, is a living machine.

At the heart of the massive ship, V'Ger is revealed to be Voyager 6, a 20th-century Earth space probe believed lost. The damaged probe was found by an alien race of living machines that interpreted its programming as instructions to learn all that can be learned, and return that information to its creator. The machines upgraded the probe to fulfill its mission, and on its journey the probe gathered so much knowledge that it achieved consciousness.

Spock realizes that V'Ger lacks the ability to give itself a focus other than its original mission; having learned what it could on its journey home, it finds its existence empty and without purpose. Before transmitting all its information, V'Ger insists that the Creator come in person to finish the sequence. Realizing that the machine wants to merge with its creator, Decker offers himself to V'Ger, as he merges with the Ilia probe and V'Ger, creating a new form of life that disappeared from the physical realm.

A few weeks later, Spock had mental contact with Voyager while working to defuse a crisis on the Fabrini world ship Yonada. Afterwards Spock reported to Kirk that the part of Voyager that had been Decker seemed to be happy in his new life.

When I was done EVERYONE was shocked!

Nico: WHOA!

Laney: That is one massive ship!

Varie: Yeah! And it's 48 miles long!? That's huge!?

Nico: Almost half the height of the Estate Tree Trunk.

Lola: Yeah!

Nico: This is the biggest enemy we've faced!

Me: One of them! The largest one we ever faced was Unicron. He was as big as a whole planet.

Nico: That's true. So V'Ger is the 2nd biggest one.

Me: Yeah.

Nico: Yeah that was awesome.

Me: Yeah. I remember seeing the energy cloud it was in. It was big enough to envelope the entire solar system.

Camie: Wow! That is massive!

Varie: Yeah no kidding.

Nico: I was just about to mention Unicron!

Me: Yeah.

The previous group then came.

Dark Spicer: Can me, Abis Mal, Dr. Light, Sportsmaster, Biowulf, Motor Ed, Titanium Titan, Whirlwind, Eccentro, and Metal Sonic go with you guys?

Nico: Yes you can. We got ourselves a huge enemy. It's V'Ger from Star Trek 1.

Dr. Light: That ginormous ship!? That one was huge!

Nico: 48 miles long.

Xenia: Yeah.

Me: I think we encountered that ginormous ship on one of my rescues. Which was really huge.

Varie: Seeing it up close like that was mindboggling.

Raythor: Nico, which Gene Slammer do you think you'll meet next?

Nico: Rarity will like this one. Jewel Man next.

Rarity: Oh that one will be beautiful darlings.

Nico: Yep.

Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes, the rainbow iris of his Third Eye, his cutie mark tattoo on his back and Thunderbolt cutie mark with circle of surrounding elements on his massive left pec glowed, and the rainbow colored iris of Lincoln, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., and Rita's Third Eye, and everyone else's Third Eye glowed even more and our rainbow energy auras, rainbow protective auras, and rainbow fire auras flared up even more, as they sensed a massively powerful energy signal with their eyes and the Force, and they saw who the figures were in the vision: the figure was none other than Universe 666 Sebastian, who's now forever driven insane and completely mad, he's finally come here to kill us. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.

Lincoln: Oh dear God!

Rayman: I can guess that we got big trouble heading our way. Lincoln, who was it that you saw?

Lincoln: You guessed it, Rayman, and this is someone that we're so not going to like one bit. Nico, everyone, we've got a seriously huge emergency. I just had a vision and I saw who it was that we're going to confront today, the figure is none other than Universe 666 Sebastian, who's now forever driven insane and completely mad, he's finally come here to kill us.

We gasped.

Me: So the big monster himself!

Buster Bunny: So, he's finally come at long last.

Sebastian Mendez: He knows this is his last stand, but we're more than ready for that lunatic.

Ace Bunny: And so are all of us.

Me: Wait, all of us?!

Lincoln: Yep, all of us on Team Loud Phoenix Storm and all of The Masters of Evil are going to join in and fight that murderous lunatic.

Nico: That's awesome! This is going to be so awesome. Alright, gang, let's deploy The U.S.S. Valorous Phoenix and head to The Enterprise and we're going to help the V'Ger evolve.

Lincoln: This is going to be like in the episode, and once we get done with that, you're next, Universe 666 Sebastian.

Ace Bunny: This has been a long time coming, we've played your twisted little games and dealt with your pawns one by one. Now, it's your turn, and we will make you pay for everything that you have ever done.

Lincoln put up a rainbow energy field around The World Tree Estate and all of us headed out to The U.S.S. Valorous Phoenix and head to The Enterprise and deal with the V'Ger, and once we get done with that, Lincoln and Ace Bunny along with all of Team Loud Phoenix Storm and the entire Masters of Evil are going to destroy Universe 666 Sebastian in an epic showdown and we're going to make that blood-crazed, demonic, psychopathic, deranged, murderous madman lunatic pay for everything that he's done.

We were off.

The U.S.S. Valorous Phoenix was flying through space.

Nico: Captain's Log, Stardate 10,008.4: The U.S.S. Valorous Phoenix is en route to meet up with the Enterprise to help find a way to help V'Ger evolve. V'Ger is a massive starship over 48 miles long and is heading right to Earth. Our mission is to help it.

Qin: Boy this is gonna be awesome.

Dark Spicer: Boy no kidding.

Astro Man: I can go out to look for it

Nico: No Astro Man stay on the ship. We can't risk losing anyone.

Me: Yeah.

We proceeded on.

Nico: Wait look.

We saw a MASSIVE BLUE ENERGY CLOUD!

Laney: Whoa! Is that it?

Me: That's it. That's the energy cloud.

Nico: Man it's massive!

Me: No kidding. It's 82 AU's in size.

Lisa Loud: That's 7.62 billion miles in size.

Me: Definitely big enough to envelope the entire solar system.

Nico: What is this cloud made of?

Spock: 12th Power Energy field.

Lily: 12th power!?

Nico: Unbelievable!

Lucy Loud: Gasp! Energy readings are off the scale.

Laney: Wow! What power.

Eli: Wow!

Me: That is incredible.

Lana: Wonder why it's not attacking us?

Me: It knows who we are. We went into the cloud like this before.

Nico: You're right on that. Steady as she goes.

Lana: Aye sir.

Biowulf: It has a weird scent.

Me: (Sniffs) I don't smell anything.

Nico: We're going in.

We went into the cloud and it was like going through an energy tunnel.

The cloud was a blue energy tunnel and it was like seeing an interdimensional vortex minus the vacuum effect. We were going through it and the cloud was emitting stellar effects to make it look like a tunnel filled with stars.

Nico: Wow.

Kirk: No vessel could generate a power field of this magnitude.

Me: No kidding. Mr. Chekov have you ever seen anything like this?

Chekov: (Russian Accent) It's totally unlike anything we've ever seen.

We continued on and went through a door and we got to the center of the cloud and we saw it. We saw a HUGE GINORMOUS SHIP! IT WAS V'GER!

Me: There it is!

Nico: It's huge!

Qin: Wow! What a ship!

Phage: It's probably onto us.

Me: Our ship EASILY dwarfs it. It's thousands of miles long.

Nico: It sure does.

Qin: Wow we built this ship better than we thought.

Nico: We sure did.

Lily: Yeah.

Titanium Titan: (Spanish Accent) I don't think you built this ship for its' size.

Me: No we didn't. We built it as a rescue ark in case the Earth is facing destruction.

Laney: Yeah.

Nico: That is clever.

Me: Yep.

Acid Man: Earth isn't going anywhere anytime soon.

Me: No not by a longshot.

Qin: Yeah we have a long way to go.

Nico: Yep. But we still have to stop V'Ger. Question is where to face it?

Qin: Good question.

Eccentro: Out here is good.

Nico: Wait look.

We saw something on the front of the ship.

Me: What's that?

Nico: Lets check it out. Eli, tell V'Ger to come aboard the ship.

Eli: Right.

Eli used the Force and contacted V'Ger and V'Ger agreed to come on board.

We then brought V'Ger on board.

Harley Quinn: (gets out baseball bat) That's right. A little closer now.

Nico: Harley a baseball bat is not going to work. How can you hurt a 48 mile long ship as big as V'Ger with a baseball bat?

Harley Quinn: You're right.

The ship was on board and we went onto V'Ger and WOW! It was amazing! It was a GINORMOUS COMPUTER!

Nico: Wow! Look at this.

We saw planets, galaxies, stars, nebulae, moons and more.

Me: Wow! This is incredible.

Metal Sonic: Let me scan it.

Nico: Okay.

Metal scanned it and MAN The information V'ger had was incredible. More than that though. We saw starships too and even creatures we knew nothing about.

Nico: Wow!

Shanan: Amazing.

We then got to V'Ger's brain and we then saw that it was really a satellite.

Me: Wow!

We went and took a look and it was really Voyager VI!

Gabriel: I didn't see this coming.

Me: This is one of ours all right. This satellite was launched back in the 80s.

Qin: Yeah this is amazing.

Camie: Wow! The Voyager Satellite. I've read all about this satellite.

Nico: Me too. So amazing.

Whirlwind: Okay. What do we do from this point?

Me: We fix it up like in the movie.

Nico: But how?

Decker: Leave that to me.

Me: Okay. Just like in the movie.

Qin: Okay then.

Eli: I sense something.

We hid and we saw THE PROBE OF V'GER!

Ultra Humanite: We need to lure it away so I can fix this up.

Nico: Right. Follow me.

We followed Nico and got it away from the satellite.

Then when it was far enough it was time for the entrance! We went at the probe and the spirits of ships appeared and swirled around it and then converged and then numerous starships came and then they merged and then formed into our symbol and then we popped out and landed.

Me; V'Ger I take it.

V'Ger: (Technological voice) That is correct J.D. Knudson of Team Loud Phoenix Storn.

Motor Ed: Hi. We're here to kick your ass. Seriously!

Me: Ed please. V'Ger we know you want to try and evolve into a new level of existence but you have to at least trust us first. Give us a chance to prove ourselves to you to have you trust us to help you out.

V'Ger: Very well your proposition is acknowledged. Here is your opponents.

She summoned clones of ALL THE ANOTHER RIDERS!.

Me: Now that is what I'm talking about.

Shadow the Hedgehog: Didn't see this coming

Me: Here we go.

I fired waves of energy and blasted the clones all over.

Qin fired waves of energy and fire and blasted them.

Sportsmaster: Have some of this!

He fired a ball of energy and it hit Another Hibiki and bashed him down.

II fired waves of energy and blasted numerous Anothers.

Shocker: See if you find this SHOCKING!

He fired lightning blasts and blasted the Another clones all over.

Lincoln fired lightning blasts and blasted the Anothers all over.

Lincoln then used his Cell Stinger tails to absorb all the powers of the Anothers into them.

Nico: Nice one!

We were blasting the Anothers all over.

Abis Mal: My turn!

Abis Mal fired waves of darkness and blasted the Anothers all over.

Sheila and Lincoln and Eli fired waves of Force Lightning and electrocuted and blasted the Anothers all over.

Laney: Take that!

We were all ganging the powers of the Anothers we either absorbed or killed.

Dark turned into Menace Arms.

Menace Arms: Here's your warning: Your ass is about to be kicked!

Hr smashed and pulverized the Anothers all over.

Xenia: And this too!

She fired waves of arrows and blasted them.

Then Lord Drakkon, The Dark Signers, Myotismon and Electro came.

Nico: Lord Drakkon, The Dark Signers, Myotismon and Electro

Drakkon: I thought we would fight it in the outside!

Roman Goodwin: We've fought bigger.

Carly Atlas: But I guess this is the most realistic outcome:

Me: Yep.

Devack: (to Nico) We heard you fought an old bully.

Nico: We sure did.

Misty Tredwell: What was her name?

Me: Amanda Martin. She was pure evil. Long story.

Bangray came.

Me: Up for another round I see Bangray.

Bangray: Yep.

Me: Awesome.

Bangray: The ship summoned an army!? That's my thing!

Me: It's a machine and learned so much about the universe.

Lola: Yeah.

Nico: Yep. Lets get it on!

Me: COME ON YOU APES! YOU WANT TO LIVE FOREVER!?

We got the battles underway.


J.D. Knudson, Riley Anderson, Yuna, Stella Nox Fleuret, Rikku, Yuffie, Miia, Varie, Celica, Camie, Cassidy, Adagio Dazzle, Twilight Sparkle, Starshine Sparkle, Magic Skylanders, Ace and Breach VS Lord Drakkon, Psycho Rangers, Flower Kunoichi Team, Evil Ninja Storm Rangers, Cyborg Rangers, Dark Jayden, Yami Zero ToQger, Zen Aku, Gaspard, Miraj Scintel, Evil Blackarachnia, and Dogu Bouma - Nico's rescue was battling an enemy of Nico and Qin's past


Lord Drakkon was first.

Drakkon: (to me) Nico's rescue was battling an enemy of him and Qin's past. Who was it?

Me: Her name was Amanda Martin and she was a really nasty bully that hated Qin from the very minute she walked into Kindergarten and Sebastian Mendez scared the living daylights out of her years ago which was really cool.

Riley Anderson: Yeah he sure did and it was awesome.

Miia: We all were amazed. Also we banished that monster to the black gates. The final nail in the coffin was her mom and dad disowning her.

Twilight Sparkle: And it was really fun and awesome battling her.

Starshine Sparkle: Poromon really thrashed her with a Romulan Ale fueled buttkicking.

Spyro: Yeah that was funny.

Lord Drakkon: Yeah that is cool! She got what she deserved. Lets do it!

I used the OOO Gear and I got a Core Medal Sword.

Me: Cool!

Lord Drakkon: You did say we're going to use Gears and Legend Items next.

Me: Yeah it was my idea.

I used the Core Medals of Lord Drakkon, Psycho Rangers and Zen-Aku and we fired waves of energy and magic and smashed them down.


Bertrand, RD Girl Jordan, Ruth Lincoln, Hexe Trude, Number 83: Galaxy Queen, Rose Paladin, Rachnera, Keito, Velma Green, Blackarachnia, Tarantulas, Gwen Stacy, Spiderman, Haiku, Dante, Persephone, Morpheus, Boris, Sunset Shimmer, Pipsqueak, Fire Skylanders, Miranda and Raythor VS Roman Goodwin, Aragog, Shelob, Transmetal Tarantulas, Evil Blackarachnia, Manspider, Black Spider, SHS Carnage, Terminus, Dorodoros, Duke of Trump and Palm Tree Bouma - Us battling Another Neptune's Moon, Neptune's Sun, Red Guy, Sir Urchin and Snail Fail, Quark and Mirror Master who were the Keyblade Knight of Bajor and the Embodiment of Axe


Roman Goodwin was next.

Roman Goodwin: (to Bertrand) Nico, Zoe's team, Mirror Master's team, and the others did good battling Another Neptune's Moon, Neptune's Sun, Red Guy, Sir Urchin and Snail Fail, Quark and Mirror Master. They were the Keyblade Knight of Bajor and the Embodiment of Axe

Bertrand: They sure had fun and it was really awesome.

RD Girl Jordan: Yeah it was awesome and cool.

Rachnera: Boy no kidding there.

Sunset Shimmer: Yeah it was.

Pipsqueak: (British Accent) Everyone had fun there.

Sunburn: Boy no kidding.

Roman Goodwin: That is awesome. Lets do it!

Bertrand used the Zero One gear and got an awesome ZERO ONE MACHINE SWORD! And he used Roman's Progrise Key and got a cool red flame spider sword and they fired waves of fire and smashed them down.


Haiku, Goku, Mage Meadowbrook, Mistmane, Flash Magnus, Stygian, Papi, Fi the Phoenix, Illy the Harpy, Nan Que, Haru, Mianna the Thunderbird, Fal the Griffon, Bertrand, Dante, Persephone, Morpheus, Boris, Starlight Glimmer, Cozy Glow, Undead Skylanders, Galaxy Man and Astro Man VS Carly Atlas, Hummerzoom, Humzee, Awk, Skowl, Lemguin, Aho Bird, Bui, Cat Mummy, Dr. Croaker, Ghost of Geronimo, and Big Top Werewolf - Lincoln's rescue was us battling a CRAZIER and STUPIDER Billy who was using Grim's scythe and was slicing the place up


Carly Atlas was next.

Carly Atlas: (to Haiku) Lincoln's rescue was battling a CRAZIER and STUPIDER Billy. He was using Grim's scythe and was slicing the place up

Haiku: It was really crazy and this one was really wacky.

Goku: (LAUGHS) It sure was silly.

Papi: Yeah no kidding there.

Starlight Glimmer: This Billy was really crazy and silly.

Cozy Glow: He sure was.

Hex: Yeah no kidding.

Carly Atlas: Boy that is crazy. Lets do it!

Haiku used the Ghost Gear and got a Ghost Sword and she used the Eyecons for Genghis Khan and Attila the Hun and they formed into a BARBARIAN SWORD! They fired waves of bones, skulls, blood, magic, stars and lightning and smashed them down.


Dante, Jessie Bannon, Gabby Eunice, Kale, Caulifla, Gine, Spidermonkey, Tarzan, Jane, Kala, Turk, Kerchak, George of The Jungle, Bertrand, Haiku, Persephone, Boris, Morpheus, Fluttershy, Tornado Bolt, Seabreeze, Life Skylanders, Phage and Lasher VS Devack of the Monkey, Sumo Kong, Manky Kong, Karate Kong, Dread Kong, Ghastly Kong, Ninja Kong, Professor Monkey for a Head, Probabilitor the Annoying, Muscle Krabs, Universe 666 Bio Broly, and Wuya - The next galaxy


Devack was next.

Devack (to Dante): Next was Bowser's Gravity Gauntlet. Nico fought Bowser there as usual.

Dante: Yeah that was awesome and fun.

Jessie Bannon: Boy it sure was cool.

Spidermonkey: (HOOTS) Yeah it sure was awesome.

Fluttershy: It was a fun battle.

Tornado Bolt: Yeah it sure was.

Seabreeze: (Swedish Accent) Ja ja I agree too.

Stealth Elf: It sure was awesome.

Devack: Glad they had fun. Lets do it!

Dante used the Gaim Gear and got a Helheim Sword and he used the Grape Lockseed and got a Grape Sword and they fired waves of fruit, flowers, leaves and grass and smashed them down.


Persephone, Hex, Aruto, Emile Valliance, Agent J, Agent K, Iormu, Miia, Sea, Snake Man, Mr. Snake (Guile Heroes), Angela Anaconda, Orla Orthros, Shayla Serpentes, Bertrand, Haiku, Dante, Boris, Morpheus, Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Water Skylanders, Acid Man and Snake Man VS Misty Tredwell, Plesiosaurus (Crater Lake Monster), Evil Snake Man, Giant Gila Monster, Reptilicus (1961), Tyrannosaurus (The Land Unknown), Tyrannosaurus (The Land That Time Forgot), Cammy Chameleon, Angel Roidmude, Bi Beast, Alien Pig, and Alien Guts - The Mascots and us had fun bowling


Misty Tredwell was next.

Misty Tredwell: (to Persephone) The Mascots and you guys had fun bowling. Who scored the most strikes?

Persephone: Actually believe it or not we ALL scored perfect games.

Hex: Sounds crazy but it's true.

Iormu: It's true. We all scored perfect games there and it was so fun.

Rarity: It was so fun darlings.

Sweetie Belle: Boy it sure was. Everyone had fun in that one.

Gill Grunt: The mascots picked a really great activity for us.

Misty Tredwell: Boy they sure did! Awesome job guys. Lets do it!

Persephone used the Kiramager Gear and got a Crystal Jewel Sword and she and her Lizard Kiramager Mashin fired waves of green jewels and the group fired waves of water, ice and jewels and smashed them down.


Morpheus, Giganta, Melissa Edinborough, Rilliona, the Magistus of Verre, Chaos Emperor Dragon - Envoy of the End, Noelle Silva, Four Arms, Manny Armstrong, Anita Jóhannsson, Emile Valliance, Superman, Supergirl, Legion Superman, Bertrand, Haiku, Dante, Persephone, Boris, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Earth Skylanders, and Harley Quinn VS Kalin, Cyclops, Giant (Looney Tunes), Giant Ralph (Animaniacs), Giant Elmer Fudd, Lythos, Hydros, Superfriends Giganta, Sid the Squid, Jellyfishnoid, Gillmarda, and Vexxa - Julie Carolina and Sarge and Carolina (Red VS Blue) Bonding Time


Kalin was next.

Kalin (to Morpheus): Julie Carolina and Church had Bonding Time today. How was it?

Morpheus: It was fun and they did a lot of bowling too.

Giganta: They sure did and it was amazing.

Four Arms: You got that right and it was awesome.

Applejack: Boy howdy it sure was.

Apple Bloom: Yeah no kidding there.

Flashwing: That is amazing.

Kalin: Boy it sure is. Glad they had fun. Lets do it!

Morpheus used the Decade Gear and got a Decade Sword! He then used the Rider Cards for Decade and fired waves of energy and the group fired waves of earth, mud, rock, boulders, lava, crystal and apples and smashed them down.


Boris, Kouta, Tharja, Celica, Clalr, Hilda, Meru, Ariel, Ariel's Sisters, Eli, Lily the Mermaid, Athena, Melody, Bertrand, Haiku, Dante, Persephone, Morpheus, Pinkie Pie, Maud Pie, Featherweight, Tech Skylanders, Clawful and Ultra Humanite VS Greiger, Acro (Kirby), Monstro 2022, Monstro (Pinocchio), Whalewolf, Whale (Timon And Pumbaa), Raudkembingur (Icelandic Folklore), Tobias Whale, Bun Bun, Parasite, Estroy, and Shadow Mandy - Now it's time to face V'Ger


Greiger was next.

Greiger: (to Boris) Now it's time to face V'Ger. That won't be easy.

Boris: On a giant ship like that it sure won't be easy.

Kouta: Yeah it sure won't.

Meru: But this is amazing.

Pinkie Pie: Boy did it ever.

Maud Pie: (Monotonously) It sure is huge.

Featherweight: Yeah it sure is huge.

Sprocket: Boy no kidding.

Greiger: Yeah. Lets do it!

Boris used the Revice gear and got a Stamp Sword! Boris used Greiger and Acro's stamps and got a Whale Sword and they fired waves of indigo fire, gears, metal, lightning and energy and smashed them down.


Brittney, Amber, Ren & Stimpy, Powdered Toast Man, Kylie Griffin, Siren, Kickin Hawk, Luna Ingramsson, Chanticlear, Chuck Chicken, Cow & Chicken, Jeri Peking, Woody Woodpecker, Bertrand, Haiku, Dante, Persephone, Morpheus, Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Air Skylanders, Gabriel and Nathalie VS Rex Goodwin, Krow, Master Necky, Necky Sr., Necky, Mini-Necky, Screech (Donkey Kong), Blackbird, Greasers, Illuso, Barbed Wire Org, and Wiggy Jiggy Jed - V'GER IS A COLOSSAL SHIP!


Rex Goodwin was next.

Rex Goodwin (to Brittney): V'GER IS A COLOSSAL SHIP! Exactly how big is it?!

Brittney: 48 miles long and it's a really huge ship!

Amber: We were really amazed seeing it!

Kickin Hawk: Yeah no kidding there.

Rainbow Dash: Boy it is a really massive ship!

Scootaloo: Yeah it sure is!

Whirlwind: Boy it's really huge! But the energy cloud it was in was over 7.62 billion miles in diameter! Wow!

Rex Goodwin: That is really Massive! Lets do it!

Brittney used the Kyurangers Gear and got a Star Sword and she used the Corvus the Crow Kyutama and got a Corvus Sword. She fired waves of black energy and the group fired waves of rainbows, lightning and wind and smashed them down.


Nico Chan, Lucy Dark, Luz Noceda, Amity Blight, Willow Park, Gus Porter, Ultimate Spidermonkey, Aniya Florrentine, Hilda Von Scratchasniff, Jake Spidermonkey, Spiderman, Heather Riley, Emily Molstad, Keito the Jorugumo, Princess Luna, Moondust, Snowdrop, Children of The Night, Dark Skylanders, Vegeta and Shadow VS Myotismon, Mammothmon, Gesomon, DarkTyrannomon, MegaSeadramon, Raremon, Phantomon, Evil Shade Man, Web Crusher, Lumine, Bee Blader, and Batty - V'Ger is Voyager 6 that went from a simple Satellite launched in the 1980s to a massive 48 MILE LONG SHIP! WOW!


Myotismon was next.

Myotismon: (to Nico) V'Ger is Voyager 6 that went from a simple Satellite launched in the 1980s to a massive 48 MILE LONG SHIP! WOW!

Nico: I know! We were really amazed seeing it! It evolved into this ginormous machine!

Lucy Dark: Boy this is really amazing!

Ultimate Spidermonkey: Boy it sure is!

Princess Luna: We were all amazed seeing it too.

Moondust: Yeah that was incredible!

Snowdrop: Yeah no kidding there.

Gari: Boy it sure was something.

Blackout: You got that right!

Myotismon: Wow! That is amazing! Lets do it!

Nico used the gear for Drive and he got a Road Car Sword! Nico used the Shift Cars for MetalSeadramon, Piedmon, Machinedramon and Puppetmon and got a Dark Masters Sword! He fired waves of energy and the group fired waves of darkness and smashed them down.


Lincoln Loud, Slab, Kurumu, Moka, Yukari, Ruby Tojo, Mianna the Thunderbird, Elec Man, Fuse Man, Spark Man, Cloud Man, Sheep Man, Dynamo Man, Princess Celestia, King Solar, Solar Eclipsa, Amber Morning, Light Skylanders, Elena and Shocker VS Electro, Yost Electro, Ultimate Electro, Electro 2099, Spark Mandrill, Lego Electro, Vortex, Piedmon, Toguro, Android 14, and Sergeant Weenie Arms - V'Ger was trying to find its creator!


Electro was next.

Electro: (to Lincoln) V'Ger was trying to find its creator! But now look where that's led to.

Lincoln: I know! We were literally amazed seeing all this.

Slab: Boy we sure were!

Mianna: Wow! No kidding there!

Princess Celestia: Yeah we were amazed seeing how this whole ship was formed.

King Solar: Yeah no kidding!

Solar Eclipsa: But the creator of the satellite is over in NASA right?

Amber Morning: Yeah he is.

Spotlight: Yeah he sure is.

Electro: I had a feeling he was. Lets do it!

Lincoln used the W gear and got a Gaia Memory Sword. He used the Zeus, Lightning and Thunder Memories and got an intense lightning sword! He fired a powerful blast of lightning and the group fired waves of light and smashed them down.


Janna Jungle, Plant Man and Comet Woman VS Predator 1987


Janna was looking for her archenemy.

Janna Jungle: Hmm.

(THE CHOPPER (PREDATOR OST) Plays)

Janna Jungle: I know you're here.

She then heard something and jumped up and kicked a figure and it was PREDATOR 1987!

Janna Jungle: WHOA! The Predator! I remember this one.

The predator then revealed himself.

Janna Jungle: You're one UGLY Motherfucker.

Predator 1987: (ROARS)

Janna slashed him and kicked him down.


Becca Bograth, Lillymon and Louie PoisonSea VS Yellow Duckling


Becca saw her archenemy and it was a yellow duckling with a bag and he was crying?

Becca: What's the matter little guy?

Yellow Duckling: AAAAHHH SHADDAP!

Becca Bograth: WHY YOU LITTLE!?

She fired a wave of energy and blasted the duck all over and smashed him down.


Xenia Xiphias, Sailor Neptune and Sailor Uranus VS Dark Usagi


Dark Usagi as next.

Xenia Xiphias: So I have the dark version of Sailor Moon.

Dark Usagi: That's right. Nice burn on your arm.

Xenia Xiphias: It was really painful. But lets dance.

She fired waves of energy and smashed her down.


Devonia Dunkleosteus, Aylene Carter and Littlefoot VS M-113 Salt Vampire


M-113 Salt Vampire was next.

Devonia Dunkleosteus: Boy we fought you just a few days ago.

The creature went at Devonia and she fired waves of energy and smashed her down.


Samara Slaughter, Chloe and Gabriel VS Lady Sciencera


Lady Sciencera was next.

Samara Slaughter: So you're the Hypothetical Akuma Villain of Stella Zhau.

Lady Sciencera: (LAUGHS LIKE A FUCKED UP LUNATIC) That's right!

Samara Slaughter: Boy the fucked up lunatic laughter really suits you. If I may ask, what was it that lead to Stella being akumatized into you?

Lady Sciencera: She was rejected in a science fair for a bad science entry that fell apart and she wanted revenge on the judges.

Samara Slaughter: I see. Some science fair judges are that stupid because they can't give their contestants second chances.

Lady Sciencera: Indeed.

Samara Slaughter: Yeah.

Samara fired waves of blood and smashed her down.


Juniper Lee, Magic Man and Metal Man VS Katty Katswell


Katty Katswell was next.

Juniper Lee: I'm ready for this.

Katty: Me too!

Juniper fired waves of energy and smashed her down.


Yamato, Misao and Raythor VS Master Zik


Master Zik was next.

Yamato: Bring it on.

He fired waves of energy and smashed him down.


Yost Spideerman, Hay Lin and Sailor Earth VS Butane Man


Butane Man was next.

Yost Spiderman: This will always be fun.

He fired waves of energy and smashed him down.


Takeru (Ghost), Onua and RD Lucy VS Jean Jacket


Jean Jacket was next.

Takeru (Ghost): Lets do it!

He fired waves of energy and smashed him down.


Kylie Griffin, Moondancer and Twilight Sparkle VS Barbed Wire Org


Barbed Wire Org was next.

Kylie Griffin: I'm ready for this.

She fired a wave of energy and smashed him down.


Zyuohgers, Megaforce Rangers, Ghost Riders, Nico, Me, May, Eli, Nunnally, C.C., Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily VS Bangray


Bangray was next.

Me: This will be fun.

Bangray: And you'll like this.

His eyes glowed and then a figure came and it was someone I thought I would never see again. It was a girl with pink hair, red eyes, pink, orange and red clothes and had wings made of pure fire and she had a sword made of fire.

Me: (GASP) Hailina! Hailina Monroe? Is that you?

Hailina Monroe: Been a long time J.D.

I went over and hugged her.

Me: Hailina I missed you so much.

Hailina: Same here.

Nico: You two know each other?

Me: We sure do. She's from the planet Fire Lilly. It's a fire version of the planet Lilly. She has fire powers and is an amazing swordmaster.

Nico: Wow.

Me: Yeah. She died in a tragic flood.

They gasped.

Eli: Oh no. That's awful!

Me: Yeah. But now I have a chance to bring her back. (SNAPS FINGERS)

I snapped my fingers and she was brought back to life as she came down from the heavens and was back for real.

Hailina Monroe: I'm back!

She and I hugged.

Nico: Aww.

Me: Yeah

Bangray: Awesome! Lets do it shall we?

Nico teleported and opened his safe and in it was a bunch of weapons called the Helpers of V'Ger, they're a massive collection of massive greatswords with embedded colored gems and a cross etched on the 7'6" massive, wide, double-edged gold blades and blessed by the powers of Heaven, large gold wolf heads for the crossguards, large white angelic faces built into both sides of the hilts with large colored gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handles, four large wolf heads with colored gems for eyes and on the bottom of the four large wolf heads are large gold wolf heads with colored gems in their mouths for the pommels.

He teleported back with them.

Zyuohgers: WILD INSTINCT! AWAKEN!

Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! ANIMAL PLATOON!

Ghost Riders: HENSHIN!

AAAHHAAAHHAHAH WOOWOOWOWO!

They transformed and were ready for action!

Yamato: MONARCH OF THE OPEN SKIES! ZYUOH EAGLE!

Sela: MONARCH OF THE OPEN SEAS! ZYUOH SHARK!

Leo: MONARCH OF THE SAVANNA! ZYUOH LION!

Tusk: MONARCH OF THE DEEP FOREST! ZYUOH ELEPHANT!

Amu: MONARCH OF THE SNOW FIELDS! ZYUOH TIGER!

Misao: MONARCH OF THE WORLD! ZYUOH WORLD!

Bud: MONARCH OF THE BLUE SKIES! ZYUOH BIRD!

All: DOUBUTSU SENTAI! ZYUOHGERS!

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A massive fiery explosion went off behind them and they were ready!

Yamato: Don't Underestimate our planet.

Me: Or you won't be around long enough to regret it!

Nico: Lets get him!

Zyuohgers: ZYUOH CUBE BLAST!

We fired waves of energy and cubes and elements and fire and blasted him down and he exploded!

KRABBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!

He was dead!

Me: OH YEAH!

Nico: Bangray you have failed this universe.

Troy Burrows: Rangers that's a Super Mega Win!


We regrouped.

Troy: Time to fix this!

Tsukasa: Once and for all!

Maxxor: By the authority of the Tribal Alliance, we're taking you down by force!

Kamen Ride: Shishi Red!

Kamen Ride: Sasori Orange!

Kamen Ride: Ookami Blue!

Kamen Ride: Tenbin Gold!

Kamen Ride: Oushi Black!

Kamen Ride: Hebitsukai Silver!

Kamen Ride: Chameleon Green!

Kamen Ride: Washi Pink!

Kamen Ride: Kajiki Yellow!

Kamen Ride: Ryu Commander!

Kamen Ride: Koguma Skyblue!

Kamen Ride: Houou Soldier!

Tsukasa turned into Kyuranger Red and Daiki summoned clones of the Kyurangers.

Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! SPACE PLATOON NINE!

They turned into the Kyurangers too!

Maria: (TURNS DIAL) KAOS FORCE 6!

She summoned Kaos, Shaman Apsu, Scab Fairy, UA Molten Man, Fission Metroids and Garluch!

We went at the another clones and blasted and smashed them all over.

Maxxor, Rothar, Aszil, Illexia, Aokua, Swassa, Gintanai, Eximiar, Lystone, Lomma, Loderool, Nivenna, Titanic, Blugon, and Odu Bathax Blasted and smashed the anothers.

Rainbow Dash, Kickback, Starlight Glimmer and Rainbow Dash used the Earth Cyber Planet Keys and they enhanced Cliffjumper's Glass Gas, Kickback's Machine Gun and Starlight and Rainbow's powers 100-fold.

Rainbow Dash and Kickback: RAINBOW MACHINE BLAST!

Starlight Glimmer and Cliffjumper: SKULLS OF GLASS BLAST!

Eddy of the Jawbreakers and Dark Spicer: ASSKICKING JAWBREAKER BLAST!

Weiss of the Jewels and Abis Mal: JEWELS OF THE DESERT BLAST!

Kairi of the Light and Dr. Light: LIGHT OF THE KEY BLAST!

Lightning the Sports King and Sportsmaster: LIGHTNING SPORTS BLAST!

Jake Long of the Dragon and Biowulf: DRAGON WOLF SHOT!

Yang of the Fireheart and Motor Ed: FIREHEART SPEED BLAST!

Nuju the Ice and Titanium Titan: ICE TITAN BLAST STORM!

Tom of Overworld and Whirlwind: WIND OF THE OVERWORLD BLAST!

Linka of the Lightning and Eccentro: MON WORLD THUNDERSTRIKE!

Vinyl Scratch of the Rave and Metal Sonic: RAVE MAGIC BLAST!

Twilight Sparkle, Thunder Sparkle, Starburst, Night Light Jr, Nyx Midnight, Scarlet Genie, Zeta "Silver" Telekinetic, Sparkle Girl, Love Charm, Tinker Sparks, Starbeam Glitter, Rainbow Kat, Izzy Gravity, Starshine Sparkle, Luster Dawn, Princess Cadance, Princess Amore, Flurry Heart, Lilly Crystal, Cloud Star, Minuette, Twinkleshine, Lemon Hearts, Moondancer, Lyra Heartstrings, Sweetie Drops/Bon Bon, Donut Joe, Spike the Dragon, Shining Armor, Tempest Shadow, Swift Foot, Gallus the Griffin, Star Swirl the Bearded, Magic Skylanders, Rai, Sena and Joe Shimamura: MAGIC OF FRIENDSHIP BLAST!

They fired waves of energy and elements.

Twilight Sparkle, Nico, Me, Lisa Loud and Dexter: GENIUS OF MAGIC BLAST!

We fired waves of energy and elements.

Lincoln: SHIP ELEMENT STYLE: ALEXANDRA!

Jessica Kaios: SHIP FIRE STYLE: ANACONA!

Yuna: SHIP WATER STYLE: CHESMA!

Toph: SHIP EARTH STYLE: DEFENCE!

Makoto Nanaya: SHIP WIND STYLE: ENTERPRISE!

Sari Sumdac: SHIP LIGHTNING STYLE: FORMIDABLE!

They fired waves of energy and they formed into said ships.

Lincoln and his harem: SHIP FINAL SMASH: BATTLESHIP BLAST!

They fired gigantic battleship cannons.

The Anothers were all blasted apart.

Suddenly, we saw V'Ger begin transmitting its data, effectively merging with Decker and the Ilia probe, thus taking V'ger to a new level of existence and started glow as it was finally satisfied with its answers, and the, we saw V'ger transcend creating a new lifeform made of V'ger's logic and Humanity's ability to feel and to believe.

Me: (Amazed) Wow.

Nico: (Amazed) Truly incredible.

Lincoln: (Amazed) Amazing. This is truly amazing.

Eli: This is something we'll remember forever.

Lincoln: Yep.

We headed back home and landed The U.S.S. Valorous Phoenix in the hanger, and we disembarked in the park.

Lincoln: Now, there's one last thing to do. (Sensed a massive energy signal) And one last loose end to tie up.

?: YOU WILL ALL PAY FOR WHAT YOU'VE DONE IN RUINING ALL OF MY PLANS TO DESTROY YOU ALL ALONG WITH ALL OF MANKIND AND ALL LIFE IN THE UNIVERSES BEYOND, TEAM LOUD PHOENIX STORM AND THE MASTERS OF EVIL! (DEMONIC AND DERANGED NTH-DEGREE FUCKED-UP CACKLING)

Suddenly, the twelve large planets and stars orbiting around my legs, the twelve large planets orbiting around Lincoln's legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting Linka's legs the nine large orange orbs orbiting around TLPS Ms. Tarantula's legs, the ten multi-colored orbs orbiting around Duke Lincoln's legs, the eleven colored orbs orbiting around the Loud Sisters' legs, the eleven colored orbs orbiting around the legs of The Loud's friends, the eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the nine large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the nine large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Tahu, Vakama, and Nate Adams' legs, the eight large fiery red orbs orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lars and Dudley Puppy's legs, the eight large pink orbs orbiting around Lexx Loud's legs, the nine large rose pink orbs orbiting around Steven Universe's legs, the nine large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the nine emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the nine large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the nine large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the nine and eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam and Leif Loud's legs, the eleven large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn's legs, the eleven coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blood red orbs around Marco Diaz's legs, the nine large aqua blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Shark's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Skippy, Sean Bolton, and Loki Loud's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Loni Loud's legs, the nine large yellow orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Snake's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Lane Loud's legs, the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Larry Loud's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Levi Loud's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago and Nico's legs, the eleven large colored orbs orbiting around Twilight Sparkle and her friends, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around Varie, William Dunbar, and Adam Lyon's legs, the eleven large aqua blue orbs orbiting around Girl Jordan's legs, the eleven large colored orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner's legs, the eleven large gold orbs orbiting around Alex the Lion and the eight large gold orbs orbiting around Takanuva's legs, the nine large pink orbs orbiting around Rita's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our large gold Bracers of The Champions of the Universe and the Stones of Gelel that were embedded in the backs of our left hands and our gold halos with four orbiting gold rings surrounding the corners behind our heads were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming, and the imps of The Fabled Gene-Slammers were already hissing with anger.

Lincoln formed a massive diamond barrier with absorption energy surrounding the diamond barrier that protected all of us from a massively powerful volley of dark energy blasts, and it absorbed the blasts and they flowed into us and made us even stronger than ever.

Buster Bunny: There's no mistaking that dark energy signal from anywhere nor that deranged and demonic cackling.

Lincoln: Not at all. Come on out, Universe 666 Sebastian and face your punishment, or we will blast you out.

A figure came out, and it was none other than Universe 666 Sebastian, and just as we thought, due to our constant foiling of all his plots and killing his minions and freeing many of the Universe 666 Z-Fighters' foes after he'd brought them back and enslaved them, he was finally driven deep into the dark depths of madness and his clothes were covered in blood.

Buster Bunny: So, at long last, you finally show yourself.

Sebastian Mendez: There's no mistaking it, the smell of blood and the darkness that surrounds you, I still don't deny it. But, that ends here, this will be your last day alive!

Ace Bunny: There's no doubt about it.

Suddenly, Ace Bunny's blue eyes turned neon blue and he was surrounded by a yellow and black energy aura with stars, yellow fire, yellow lightning, yellow and black darkness, rabbits, phoenixes, and angels, he unholstered his massive Tu'er Ye's Yellow Lightning Firestorm Broadsword of Celestial Yellow Fire Justice from his back, and as he approached Universe 666 Sebastian, he left yellow energy, stars, yellow fire, yellow lightning, yellow and black darkness, rabbits, phoenixes, and angels with every step.

Ace Bunny: You've really caused us nothing more than absolute trouble with all of your schemes, but you've failed, Universe 666 Sebastian, we've played your twisted little games long enough, destroyed many of your minions, and freed most of the Universe 666 Z-Fighters' foes from your grasp, but now, there is one last thing that must be done, you must be destroyed here and now. This is for all of the lives that you've taken in your rampage.

Suddenly, Ace Bunny was surrounded by a massive vortex of yellow energy with stars, yellow fire, yellow lightning, and yellow and black darkness surrounding the vortex, there are rabbits, phoenixes, and angels flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a yellow phoenix with red eyes glaring at Universe 666 Sebastian: the red eyes of death. Then, as the vortex faded, Ace Bunny emerged, but he was changed forever.

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Ace Bunny grew from 7'5" to 8'5" in height, his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew even bigger and he still retained his eight-pack abs, he now has large gold metal bracers on his massive biceps and thighs, and he now has eleven large black and yellow orbs orbiting around his legs, he has yellow highlights in the bangs of his full head of longer grey hair going down to the bottom of his neck and he has a large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four orbiting golden rings on each corner behind his head, he has neon blue eyes and a black and yellow energy aura with stars, yellow fire, yellow lightning, black and yellow darkness, rabbits, phoenixes, and angels surrounding him and he has an immense rainbow protective aura with elements swirling around it, he has a rabbit with fire and lightning in its paws emblazoned on his forehead and Third Eye with blue iris, he has on his Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with yellow gems on the gold star links and yellow crystal links and yellow rabbit-shaped Element of Harmony and on the bottom of the Element of Harmony is a rabbit with yellow gems for eyes and the Fire, Lightning, Dark, Star, and Eternity Kanjis in its paws for the pendant and he has on a white and gold accented choker on his neck, he has on a black tank top with yellow phoenix on it, large black pants with yellow flames on the legs, black knee-high boots with flame buckles and long black long-sleeved trenchcoat with stars, yellow fire, yellow lightning, black and yellow darkness, rabbits, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails and on the back is a phoenix, angel, and rabbit with stars, yellow fire, yellow lightning, black and yellow darkness, rabbits, phoenixes, and angels surrounding the phoenix, angel, and rabbit. Suddenly, Ace Bunny felt a sharp pain on his now wider and more muscular back, and then, his massive black angel wings with yellow tips on the black feathers grew and sprouted out of his back. Ace Bunny has on a Ring of The Phoenix with yellow gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on his right ring finger and Blue Lantern Ring on his left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in his left hand.

Suddenly, Ace Bunny's massive Tu'er Ye's Yellow Lightning Firestorm Broadsword of Celestial Yellow Fire Justice and all of the greatswords and swords he'd gotten began merging together and they're surrounded by black and yellow energy, stars, yellow fire, yellow lightning, black and yellow darkness, rabbits, phoenixes, and angels, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Ace Bunny's Acme Future Tu'er Ye Yellow Firestorm Lightning Darkness Rabbit Angel Greatsword of Acme Future Tu'er Ye Yellow Firestorm Lightning Darkness Rabbit Angel Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded yellow gems and the silhouette of Bugs Bunny etched on the 7'9" massive, wide, double-edged black blade, large black rabbit heads for the crossguard, large white angel faces built into both sides of the hilt and large yellow gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large black rabbit heads with yellow gems for eyes and in their open mouths and on the bottom of the duck heads is a large black rabbit head with yellow gems for eyes and in its open mouth for the pommel, he has on his new large gold Bracers of The Champions of The Universe with large yellow gems on his wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet on his left gold Bracer, new large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold rabbit head with blue gems for eyes and large yellow gem in his mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on his right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on his left hip. There's a yellow kanji below the phoenix, rabbit, and angel that said, "Ace Bunny, Leader of The Loonatics, Descendant of Bugs Bunny, Older Brother Figure of Buster Bunny, Loving Boyfriend and Future Husband of Lexi Bunny, Hero and Defender of Acmetropolis, Archenemy of Zavok, Emissary and Champion of Tu'er Ye, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True God of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Yellow Fire, Yellow Lightning, Yellow and Black Darkness, Rabbits, Phoenixes, and Angels"

エース・バニー、ルーナティクスのリーダー、バッグス・バニーの子孫、バスター・バニーの兄、レクシー・バニーの愛するボーイフレンドであり将来の夫、アクメトロポリスの英雄であり擁護者、ザボックの宿敵、トゥール・イエの使者でありチャンピオン、勇敢な戦士コスモス、宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先の守護者、擁護者、救世主、宇宙への希望の大使であり灯台、友情とエレメントの力のマスター、セレスティアル・ゼルナガの怒りのマスター、黒のマスターゲイツ、究極の善の究極の力、真実の真の神、正義、愛、思いやり、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠心、正直さ、寛大さ、優しさ、無私の心、勇気、そして信頼、悪の破壊者でありスレイヤー、狂った、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、そして黄色の火、黄色の稲妻、黄色と黒の闇、ウサギ、フェニックス、天使のマスター

Ace Bunny has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-ACME FUTURE GEN KNIGHT-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL ACME FUTURE COSMIC YELLOW LIGHTNING YELLOW FIRESTORM DARKNESS RABBIT ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL ACME FUTURE COSMIC YELLOW LIGHTNING YELLOW FIRESTORM DARKNESS RABBIT ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL ACME FUTURE COSMIC YELLOW LIGHTNING YELLOW FIRESTORM DARKNESS RABBIT ANGEL HOPE!

We were amazed by Ace Bunny's Super Angel-Acme Future Gen Knight-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation, and when Lexi Bunny saw him, she had an atomic red blush on her face, hearts in her eyes, and her nose was bleeding, but when Universe 666 Sebastian saw it, he went even more ballistic and insane and fired blasts of Infernal Darkness at Ace Bunny to kill him, but Ace Bunny fired a massive barrage of black and yellow energy, stars, yellow fire, yellow lightning, black and yellow darkness, rabbits, phoenixes, and angels and they destroy the Infernal Darkness blasts and hit Universe 666 Sebastian and exploded, he got back up, but now, he was even more beyond pissed off and the sclera of his eyes turned black and he had black devil wings on his back.

Me: Oh, now he's in big trouble.

Lincoln: WHOA!

The toons did extremely wild takes upon seeing what Ace Bunny did.

Bugs Bunny: WHAT THE?!

Buster Bunny: Even I'm stunned by what we just saw, Bugs!

Ace Bunny: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Cosmic Eternal Acme Future Cosmic Yellow Lightning Yellow Firestorm Darkness Rabbit Angel and Divine Cosmic Eternal Acme Future Cosmic Yellow Lightning Yellow Firestorm Darkness Rabbit Angel Hope) I'm just getting started, and now, this is the end for you, you psychopath!

Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Almighty Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Greatsword of True Almighty Cosmic United Friendship Universal Storm Hope Elemental Bravery and True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Vampire-Werewolf-Buffalo-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Cosmic Harmony Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Harmony Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Harmony Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Hope, and his new greatswords were ready as well, and he joined Ace Bunny.

And I unholstered my massive J.D. Knudson's Universal True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Angel Greatsword of Universal True Eternal Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Angel Justice from my back and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-January Wolf Moon-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Harmony January Wolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Harmony January Wolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Harmony January Wolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Hope and we joined Ariel, and so did the rest of us as we unholstered our massive greatswords and transformed.

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) This has been a long time coming, you monstrous lunatic.

Me: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental January Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental January Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Now, it's time for you to die.

Just then, the rest of The Masters of Evil also arrived to help out, and just the sight of both teams here drove Universe 666 Sebastian madder than ever and he went absolutely ballistic as he lost his mind even more.

Lincoln, Ace Bunny, and I along with all of us went after Universe 666 Sebastian, and we fired extremely powerful blasts of yellow and black energy, stars, yellow fire, yellow lightning, yellow and black darkness, rabbits, phoenixes, angels, rainbow energy, colored energy, fireworks, rainbows, storm clouds, gold halo rings, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, sports equipment, leaves, plants, pumpkins, dark lightning, pumpkin fire, swords, fruits, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, butterflies, moths, spades, hearts, aces, diamonds, clubs, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Explosions, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Mammoths, Pegasi, Windigos, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, Mermaids, Basilisks, Cockatrices, Cerberus, Perytons, Griffins, Sphinxes, Hippogriffs, Manticores, and Mythological Animals at Universe 666 Sebastian, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.

Then, we attacked him with energy slashes from our massive greatswords leaving scars on him and Lincoln left many more by firing rainbow energy slashes with his gold-plated claws and his two new massive greatswords and I also left many more by firing blue fire energy slashes with my gold-plated claws, and he, Ace Bunny, and I and all of us attacked him hard with energy punches, energy kicks, and karate chops and they're super mega-painful because of our superhuman strength, along with elemental blasts, and this was really driving Universe 666 Sebastian even more insane than ever.

Universe 666 Sebastian: (Demonic Voice) YOU! YOU! (ENRAGED SCREAM)

Universe 666 Sebastian went at us now completely blind with insane rage and fury, but Nico and Qin kicked him hard in the stomach and Sebastian fired blasts of Divine Darkness at him and he got hit hard and was burned and he slashed at him with his massive black greatsword. The Masters of Evil also attacked him with powerful elemental and energy blasts and he got hit hard, and this was more than enough to drive Universe 666 Sebastian even farther into the edges of darkness and madness.

Universe 666 Sebastian: (Demonic Voice) YOU GODDAMN INSECTS! I'LL BLOW THIS ENTIRE PLANET INTO DUST AND TAKE ALL OF YOU WITH IT!

Ace Bunny: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Cosmic Eternal Acme Future Cosmic Yellow Lightning Yellow Firestorm Darkness Rabbit Angel and Divine Cosmic Eternal Acme Future Cosmic Yellow Lightning Yellow Firestorm Darkness Rabbit Angel Hope) LIKE HELL ARE WE GOING TO LET THAT HAPPEN! HOLY LIGHT STYLE NINJA ART: INFERNAL DARKNESS DESTROYER!

Ace Bunny fired a massive beam of holy light which hit Universe 666 Sebastian and it destroyed his powers of Infernal Darkness forever and he even slashed off his demonic devil wings and he screams in agonizing pain.

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Nice one, Ace!

Me: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental January Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental January Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Now, everyone!

Nico: Right!

We all fired massive energy beams which hit Universe 666 Sebastian and they sent him flying out into space. In his total state of madness, he tried to push it back, but because of what Ace Bunny had did in destroying his Infernal Darkness powers, he was unable to fight it. Suddenly, his arms began to bleed as phantom slashes appeared from nowhere, and his entire body was also attacked by phantom slashes: the vengeful spirits of all those he'd killed came back to get revenge on him, and then, he was engulfed by the energy beams.

Universe 666 Sebastian: (Demonic Voice) NO! NO! NO! DAMN YOU ALL, TEAM LOUD PHOENIX STORM AND THE MASTERS OF EVIL! CURSE YOU! DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL! (ENRAGED DEMONIC SCREAM)

The energy beams exploded and Universe 666 Sebastian was completely obliterated and his spirit was condemned and erased from existence by The Black Gates forever. We all cheered wildly as Lincoln, Ace Bunny, and I along with all of us holstered our massive greatswords on our backs and powered down, and Ace Bunny's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, large gold halo, and massive black and yellow angel wings are permanent.

Me: We did it! We finally did it!

Nico: We sure did, we finally got rid of Universe 666 Sebastian forever!

Lincoln: We'd played his twisted games long enough and we dealt with his minions both created and freed and put under his control after he brought them back from the dead.

Me: You said it. So, Lincoln, who are we meeting on your rescue tomorrow?

Lincoln: Oh boy, I've got an awesome one, and it's one that's got a deep connection with you, Elaine, Sakura, and Mr. and Mrs. Knudson: it's Marlene Knudson.

I gasped, along with Elaine, Sakura, and my parents.

Nico: You know her?

Me: Oh man, we do, Nico. She's our younger sister.

Nico's jaw dropped.

CLANG!

I put his jaw back.

Nico: Holy shit, so she's another of your sisters and she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel?! Oh man!

Lincoln: Yep, and I think you should hear the whole story from J.D., Sakura, and Elaine. J.D.?

Me: On it. As you'd guessed it, Marlene Knudson is Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Colorado and she is an awesome and very powerful Goth Girl with immense power over the darkness and ice, and she's also a master of The Dark Arts and all forms of dark magic, black magic, Satanic Magic, curses, and The Occult, and she's the younger sister of me, Sakura, and Elaine.

Nico: Whoa.

Me: and just like me and Sakura, she was exposed to cosmic radiation and she'd gained omnipotent power as strong as ours and she eventually became an extremely powerful master of Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, and Explosions, and she also grew and sprouted massive rainbow angel wings from her back and right in front of the massive rainbow angel wings are small white angel wings and her eyes turned red and they also glow red: The Glare of Justice, and she became an extremely powerful force of justice and hope to all. She defended Lincoln with an extremely fierce passion and she also trained him a lot and she also had added assistance from me as well, and she also knows how to give Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, Luan, Chandler, and the rest of Lincoln's enemies an extremely powerful beatdown and they should know better than to underestimate her because she's also extremely strong, fast, and agile: a true warrior and tactician in the fields of battle. Lincoln made her a beautiful necklace and a flower hair accessory, and to show her thanks, she kissed Lincoln on the lips, and when he comes of age, he will marry her, and she hates the jerks and all irredeemable villains, monsters, tyrants, bastards, bitches, and assholes with a blazing hot passion.

Eli: That's really awesome.

Sakura Knudson: And like my brother, she's also an expert when it comes to humiliating jerks and torturing criminals.

Nico: Awesome.

Kalin: There! All better!

Rex Goodwin: The ship is stable again.

Greiger: It sure is.

Myotismon: It can be a good addition.

Me: And also we're finally rid of Universe 666 Sebastian.

Nico: Good riddance.

Electro: Who's up for celebrating on it?

We cheered.

Nico: Great job today everyone!

Lisa Loud: (to the viewers) This was a well carried out series of adventures.

Nico: Yep.

We had fun and we later went home and enjoyed the rest of the day and went to sleep.

THE END


Another awesome saga done.

The Star Trek saga is finished and man V'Ger was really awesome!

NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, kolbdog323, XP4Universe, Darkhai, vinjedi1995, Drako1234658, Nflemingful, Hynageneral, BumbleSparkle, EtstheClarenceandTLHfan and ninjakingofhearts gave me the ideas for this and so did the guest reviewer. Thanks guys.

For the next rescue Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Donbrothers, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Princess Anita, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Kamen Rider (1971), Hibiki Riders, Agito Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Faiz Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Dragon Knight Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Wallflower Blush, Alice Kingsleigh, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Sakura Knudson, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman and his counterparts, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Venus, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily as well as Ragdoll, Indigestible Wad, Ebirah, Blue Fairy, Lego Red Hulk and Old Iron Face as well as War Machine, Thumbelina, Shirou Gou, Sapphire Constantine, Shino Sosaki and Mahoro Shimano and we're going to the beach and we're going to find an abandoned cruise ship that was left aground years ago. And we're going to find an awesome treasure there as well as battle one of Nico's old enemies. Her name is Bethany Reginald and she is out for revenge. Also we're going to battle Another White Alexis, White Chazz, White Bastian, Indigestible Wad and Ragdoll. And we're going to meet a Jewel Man gene-slammer.

For tomorrow, the match-up scene is for Kenzie Kurama, Avatar of Kurama The Nine-Tailed Fox, and she and Lincoln are going to destroy Universe 666 Naruto who's come back from the dead and it was due to the dark actions of Universe 666 Sebastian's hidden contingency plan.

For Lincoln's rescue tomorrow, Lincoln and his group are heading to Vermont, but we've got some bad news he and his Guardian Angels aren't going to like hearing, along with me, Sakura, and Elaine: the bad news is our hated old enemy, Miki Alden, is back and she wants revenge on me, Sakura, Elaine, Lincoln, and his Guardian Angels, and this is one monster you will really despise. Miki Alden is literally the worst person ever and she's even worse than the two sadistic monsters, Audrey Madison and Clarissa Mallory. When she stepped into high school in Colorado, she caused massive tons of pain and suffering to a ton of girls in Colorado because she got her sick kicks from exposing a lot of girls' deep dark secrets and ruining their lives to get what she wants and some of them had even taken their own lives, but she didn't care, she's nothing but a condescending misandrist bitch who sucks up to the teachers and principal to get away with what she's done. But, when I exposed Miki, everyone decided to stand up to her and she got expelled and she was chased out of Colorado, but her desire to cause pain and suffering did not end, she escaped to Royal Woods and started doing the same thing again, but Lincoln and his Guardian Angels gathered tons of evidence on her, and they exposed her to everyone in school and Royal Woods, and they also heard of what she did in Colorado, and needless to say, Miki got in big trouble there as well and she was also expelled. But, before she could escape, officers from The Colorado Police Department came and they arrested Miki. It turns out that everyone at my old high school decided to sue her and take her to court to get compensation from her, but Miki being the bitch that she is refused to give them a single penny. But, her parents, having had enough of her and her antics, disowned Miki and since they were not responsible for what Miki had done, they were shown sympathy, but there was none for her. In the end, Miki was ordered by the judge to pay over $900,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 in damages for compensation, but Miki being the bitch that she is still refused to pay compensation saying that all girls are weak and if she ever gets out, she'll go after them again and even threatened the lives of me, Sakura, Elaine, Varie, your parents, Lincoln, and his Guardian Angels for ruining her life. So, needless to say, Miki was thrown into the workforce by the judge and was working in harsh conditions and was given an electric monitoring ankle bracelet to monitor her and it'll also warn them if she tries to get away.

All of this drove Miki crazy, and in her fit of delusional rage, she murdered her bosses and escaped to get revenge. But, we're through with her, we are going to take her down, but we're not sending her back to that workplace, she's going to be given The Gessius Flores Vengeance Curse and treated as a humiliation dummy in order to get the amount of damages for compensation that she's order to pay, but here's the twist: after she paid the $900,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 in full for damages for compensation for the victims of those she'd hurt in the past, The Gessius Flores Vengeance Curse will be taken off her, and then, she's going to get killed and sent to The Black Gates forever.

And we're in for an awesome surprise: we're meeting one awesome girl who's bound to blow your minds, her name is Marlene Knudson, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Colorado and she is an awesome and very powerful Goth Girl with immense power over darkness, and she's also a master of The Dark Arts and all forms of dark magic, black magic, Satanic Magic, curses, and The Occult. But, here's the one thing that's bound to blow your minds and leave you flabbergasted: she's the younger sister of me, Sakura, and Elaine, and just like me and Sakura, she was exposed to cosmic radiation and she gained omnipotent power as strong as ours and she eventually became an extremely powerful master of Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, and Explosions, and she also grew and sprouted massive rainbow angel wings from her back and right in front of the massive rainbow angel wings are small white angel wings and her eyes turned red and they also glow red: The Glare of Justice, and she became an extremely powerful force of justice and hope to all. She defended Lincoln with an extremely fierce passion and she also trained him a lot and she also had added assistance from me as well, and she also knows how to give Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, Luan, Chandler, and the rest of Lincoln's enemies an extremely powerful beatdown and they should know better than to underestimate her because she's also extremely strong, fast, and agile: a true warrior and tactician in the fields of battle. Lincoln made her a beautiful necklace and flower hair accessory, and to show her thanks, she kissed Lincoln on the lips, and when he comes of age, he will marry her, and she hates the jerks and all irredeemable villains, monsters, tyrants, bastards, bitches, and assholes with a blazing hot passion and she's also an expert when it comes to humiliating jerks and torturing criminals.

Next up is the party for the 1 year anniversary of the September 16th, 2022 Great Equalist War. This will be awesome.

See you next time.