This is for the 1st Anniversary of the Great Equalist War


In the early morning hours at 2:20 AM, Lincoln had a dream, and he saw four figures who was hiding out and living in the streets of Brisbane, Australia. But, they were no four figures, they were Nancy Loud Jr, daughter of Lincoln's future wife, Nancy Drew. Elizabeth Loud, daughter of Lincoln's future wife, Bess Marvin. Georgia Loud, daughter of Lincoln's future wife, George Fayne. and Diana Loud, daughter of Lincoln's future wife, Deirdre Shannon. Lincoln woke up from the dream, but he wasn't the only one, Nancy Drew, Bess Marvin, George Fayne, Deirdre Shannon, Black Alpha, Nico, and I also had the same dream.

Lincoln: Same dream?

Black Alpha: We sure did, Lincoln.

Nancy Drew: And not only that, it also means that we found out where our kids are at.

Deirdre Shannon: Any ideas where are they at?

Me: they're at Brisbane, Australia.

Nico: Out on the streets of Brisbane, Australia? That's not good at all.

Lincoln: I know, Nico. Come on, we'd better hurry to rescue them, and bring them to the Estate.

Black Alpha: We're on it, Lincoln.

Lincoln, Black Alpha, Nancy Drew, Bess Marvin, George Fayne, Deirdre Shannon, Me, and Nico were heading to Brisbane, Australia. Lincoln saw a slender 13-years-old young girl who has fair skin, blue eyes, and shoulder-length strawberry blonde hair with white stripe. She wears a light blue short jacket with blue collar and cuffs, light green shirt with dark green collar, dark blue cuffed jeans, and black ballet flats with gray soles. She also wears a bracelet on the right arm and a watch on the left arm. A pretty yet slightly plump 12-years-old young girl who has fair skin, sky blue eyes, long blonde hair with white streaks. She wears a bright pink ruffle short sleeve shirt with two light pink stripes, dark blue ruffle mini skirt with lavender belt with silver buckle around her waist, navy blue knee length capri leggings, and navy ankle strap flats. She also wears pink fingernail polish and pink bracelets on each arm. A taller and lankier 12-years-old tomboy girl who has tanned skin, brown eyes, and short brown hair with white stripes. She wears a red shirt with black and white long sleeves, dark gray cargo pants, and black converse shoes. And a slender 14-years-old girl who has pale skin, dark green eyes, long black hair with white streak. She wears a dark green bolero that goes halfway down her forearms with 2 black buttons on the left side and two pockets over a mint green shirt, black jean capris with a silver belt that has pyramid-shaped bumps, and white cap toe ballet flats with black soles. Lincoln saw who they are, they were Nancy Loud Jr, Elizabeth Loud, Georgia Loud, and Diana Loud.

Lincoln: You girls must be Nancy Jr, Elizabeth, Georgia, and Diana?

Nancy Loud Jr: Indeed we are.

Diana Loud: Who are you?

Lincoln: I'm Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, and this is the dark knight and leader of the Heroic Elementals, Black Alpha, my older brother and leader of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, J.D. Knudson, and my second brother and second leader of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Nico Chan. And there's also someone you know all too well.

Then, Nancy Drew, Bess Marvin, George Fayne, and Deirdre Shannon came out, and when Nancy Loud Jr, Elizabeth Loud, Georgia Loud, and Diana Loud saw them, they were stunned.

Nancy Loud Jr: Mother?

Nancy Drew: I'm here, my little detective.

Nancy Loud Jr, Elizabeth Loud, Georgia Loud, and Diana Loud, ran up to Nancy Drew, Bess Marvin, George Fayne, and Deirdre Shannon, and they hugged, and they cried tears of happiness, and we looked on at the scene. Lincoln joined in on the hug, along with me, Nico, and Black Alpha.

Lincoln: And there's something you should know, Nancy Drew, Bess Marvin, George Fayne, Deirdre Shannon, your mothers are one of my many future wives.

Nancy Loud Jr, Elizabeth Loud, Georgia Loud, and Diana Loud: Does that means...you're our father.

Lincoln: (smiled) What else I won't I be?

That filled Nancy Loud Jr, Elizabeth Loud, Georgia Loud, and Diana Loud with joy, as Lincoln picked them up and they hugged, and we had a smile on our faces and tears in our eyes.

Lincoln: Alright, everyone, let's go home. I can't wait until we tell everyone in the morning about this.

We went back home to the Estate, and Lincoln told everyone what happened, and he then introduced Nancy Loud Jr, Elizabeth Loud, Georgia Loud, and Diana Loud to the rest of his siblings, who are now their aunts. We were proud of what Lincoln did in reuniting Nancy Drew, Bess Marvin, George Fayne, and Deirdre Shannon with their kids, and Nancy Loud Jr, Elizabeth Loud, Georgia Loud, and Diana Loud now has a loving, strong, brave, and caring father in their life.


At the beaches of the Bahamas was Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Donbrothers, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Princess Anita, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Kamen Rider (1971), Hibiki Riders, Agito Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Faiz Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Dragon Knight Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Wallflower Blush, Alice Kingsleigh, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Sakura Knudson, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman and his counterparts, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Venus, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily as well as Ragdoll, Indigestible Wad, Ebirah, Blue Fairy, Lego Red Hulk and Old Iron Face as well as War Machine, Thumbelina, Shirou Gou, Sapphire Constantine, Shino Sosaki and Mahoro Shimano and we were there for some fun and to have a great rescue.

Me: Ahh! Nothing like having some fun at the beach.

Nico: Boy you said it.

We were playing volleyball, digging for treasure, diving for treasure, surfing, looking for seashells, barbecuing, sunbathing, building sandcastles and more.

Me: Boy this is the life.

Varie: Yeah it sure is good.

Lincoln: I love it.

Nico: Yeah.

May: Hey Nico can you rub some sunscreen on my back?

Nico: Sure.

Nico did so.

Misty Tredwell: Can you do so with me too J.D.?

Me: Sure Misty.

I put some on her.

Nico: Rhodey, I want to thank you, Ragdoll, and your teams for coming

War Machine: No problem Nico. This is so fun.

Thumbelina: It sure is awesome guys.

Eli: It sure is.

Arrietty: I agree there too.

Nico: Thumbelina, remember when we met you?

Thumbelina: I sure do. That was when you helped me battle that toad.

Me: That was fun and cool.

Nico: It sure was.

Camie: Wow.

Lola: Yeah that was so fun. And Thumbelina is one of my favorite stories.

Varie: Yeah.

Thumbelina: It was really fun meeting all of you too.

Arrietty: It sure was.

Nico: I love your story too.

Thumbelina: I like my story too. And it's always so fun.

Xenia: It sure is.

Eli: I like it too.

Nico: Yeah. Wow! V'Ger! That was the biggest star ship I've ever seen!

Xenia: Unbelievable! It was half the height of the estate!

Nico: It was still fucking big!

Me: Boy no kidding! 48 miles long?! That was massive!

Xenia: Yeah no kidding.

Arrietty: I was really amazed seeing how massive it was. But our ship was much bigger than that.

Me: I know. But it was really cool seeing it. And V'Ger was a huge ship that was made from one of our Satellites.

Nico: Yeah no kidding. But the Energy Cloud it had around it was massive too!

Me: I know. 7.62 billion miles in diameter! Incredible.

Lola: Yeah that was huge!

Nico: I thought we were gonna fight it from the outside.

Me: So did I. But I did not expect V'ger to summon clones of all the Another Riders. That was awesome.

Nico: It sure was. I did not expect that either.

Eli: Thank goodness I contacted V'Ger with the Force and had it understand us.

Arrietty: That was well thought out.

Juran: We would've fought it with our Megazords!

Me: Uh Juran, a ship that's over 48 miles long like that? That would be like fighting over 500 Serpentera Zords.

Nico: He's right on that. And V'Ger was FAR Too powerful for the rangers. Remember what it did to those Klingon Battle Cruisers and that Federation Station in the movie?

Me: How can I forget? That was incredible.

Juran: That is crazy. But I see your point.

Camie: Yeah but it was cool to see though.

Me: Yep.

Maria: I hope there's something good out here.

Nico: Me too.

Nicole: GUYS!

Nicole and Applejack came back.

Nicole: You are not going to believe what we found.

Me: What is it?

Nicole: You'll see.

We followed Nicole and Applejack and we got to a hidden cove and too our shock we saw AN ABANDONED CRUISE SHIP! It was a cruise ship that was lost years ago!

Me: WHOA! Look at that!

Camie: That's an old Cruise Ship.

Nico: Wow! This ship looks like it was run aground here years ago.

Eli: Boy it sure looks old.

Qin: Wow I wonder how it got here.

Me: Either a hurricane or a storm brought it in here.

Nico: Lets go check it out.

We went on board and saw that it was a really run down cruise ship.

Me: Boy this ship has really seen better days.

We went down a hall and saw some of the rooms intact.

Nico: Wow. Some of the quarters are still intact.

Maria: What do you think happened?

Nico: No idea.

We went into the main gambling hall and saw that THERE WERE SKELETONS ALL OVER THE PLACE!

WE GASPED!

Me: Oh Good god!

Nico: What the hell?!

Me: Looks like a massacre happened here!

We went and checked out the bodies.

They were riddled with bullet holes and their jewelry, money and more were all missing.

Me: Pirates did this! They robbed these people and killed them all.

Nico: Geez!

Me: They might have used a storm for cover, ambushed this ship and killed everyone left and right after stealing everything they had.

May: Nothing we can do about it now.

Nico: Yeah.

Me: At least it wasn't like what happened in the movie Deep Rising with Octalus.

Nico: Yeah.

Qin: Yeah. But whoever these pirates were, they were smart enough not to leave anyone alive. Period.

Nico: Big time.

Camie: Yeah.

Maria: What about any treasure?

Me: Hmm. If my hunch is right I heard that this ship was carrying a massive vault full of a huge treasure that is easily worth 10,000 times more than the treasure of 1,000 treasure troves of Blackbeard.

Nico: Yeah.

We went to find it.

We went down a hall and into the bottom of the ship. We saw the cargo in the ship and it was still intact.

Me: The cargo is still intact.

Varie: Yeah.

Camie: Wow.

Me: Look there's the vault!

We saw a HUGE VAULT DOOR!

Nico: Wow! What a vault!

We went over to it.

Me: Wow. It's huge.

We saw skeletons on the floor. They were those of the pirates.

Me: The pirates were killed trying to get in it.

Camie: Looks like they couldn't get passed the security it had.

Me: A Very Sophisticated system too.

Lincoln: Hmm. Lets see.

Lincoln activated it with his powers and it was online.

NIco threw a pebble. But the laser turrets sparked and exploded.

Me: Whoa. Laser system is too badly degraded.

We turned the hatch and opened it and in the vault WAS A MASSIVE NUMBER OF DIAMONDS! They were worth MORE THAN 10,000 TIMES MORE THAN BLACKBEARD'S TROVE!

Me: WHOA! Diamonds!

Nico: All diamonds!? So that's hat these pirates were after.

Xenia: Yeah!

Nico: Look at all this!

I looked at a diamond and it was perfectly internally flawless.

Me: Wow! Perfect quality.

Xenia: Awesome.

Me: Wow! Lets have these diamonds taken back to the estate.

Nico: Okay.

I went and put them all in a scroll.

Nico: That's all of them.

Me: That was awesome.

Lincoln: Okay, guys, we've got ourselves a huge emergency, and this is one person we're not going to like in the slightest: Nico, Cindy, are you familiar with someone by the name of Bethany Reginald?

Nico and Cindy Clown gasped.

Nico and Cindy Clown: BETHANY REGINALD?!

Qin: Oh shit, not that terrorizing bitch again?!

Me: You two know her?

Nico: Oh, I wish we hadn't. Bethany Reginald is another queen bee bitch monster and she's even more worse than many of my whacko enemies: she hates her mother and father and wants to burn down the whole town and kill everyone.

We gasped.

Cindy Clown: I think you guys should hear the whole tale of what we did in exposing her true nature.

FLASHBACK

Nico: It was Bethany Reginald's birthday party and it was so boring, plus, none of us had forgotten that she was a hateful bitch who despised her mother and wanted to burn down the town and kill everyone. And she threatened that if no one comes to her party, she was going to kill them all, so they came in pure fear.

Past Cindy Clown: Ugh, this party is such a bore.

Past Nico: I know.

Nico: It was there that I suddenly had gotten an idea and I talked about it with Cindy, and almost in the blink of an eye, she agreed to my idea. So, we got started by gathering tomatoes, pies, and cake. Then, as soon as Cindy and I got on stage, it's showtime.

Cindy Clown: First, we immediately started with a juggling routine, but then, that's when we started getting out and throwing tomatoes, pies, and cake at Bethany Reginald.

Nico and Cindy threw the tomatoes, pies, and cake at Bethany Reginald, and when they were done, she was literally a mess. But, soon enough, they saw her face turn bright red, and they knew the show was about to begin and Bethany Reginald's true colors would be revealed.

Past Bethany Reginald: (ENRAGED SCREAM) GODDAMN YOU ALL! (ENRAGED) I HATE YOU, I HATE ALL OF YOU! I WISH I COULD FINALLY KILL YOU ALL!

Her parents were shocked at what she said, along with everyone else.

Past Mrs. Reginald: H-honey, why would you say something like that?

Past Bethany Reginald: ISN'T IT OBVIOUS, YOU STUPID BITCH?! I HATE YOU AND THAT SENILE FOOL THAT I CALL DAD, I WANTED NOTHING MORE THAN TO KILL YOU BOTH ALONG WITH EVERYONE IN THIS WHOLE GODDAMN TOWN AND BURN IT ALL TO THE GROUND! I HATE ALL OF YOU AND I WISH YOU WOULD ALL JUST DIE ALONG WITH THIS STUPID TOWN!

Everyone was absolutely horrified: Bethany Reginald was exposed as a flat-out monster bitch who had a heart of pure darkness and she was so full of bile and hatred.

Past Mr. Reginald: I can't believe that we gave birth to the likes of you, you're a vile and disgusting monster!

Past Mrs. Reginald: I truly thought that giving birth to you was truly a miracle, but in reality, it was the opposite as we now see your true nature. You're just a rotten black-hearted monster with pure hatred your heart and nothing but madness, I can't believe you, you're such a monster!

Past Mr. Reginald: This cannot go on any longer.

Past Nico: I agree completely, Mr. Reginald. (Sees Bethany Reginald grab a knife from the table) MR. AND MRS. REGINALD, LOOK OUT!

The guests all saw Bethany Reginald now completely crazy and deranged run at her parents and Nico with a knife, but Cindy kicked that deranged bitch and sent her flying into a piñata that broke apart and a ton of candy spilled out. Then, she and Nico tied her up.

Past Cindy Clown: I always knew you'd show your true colors, Bethany, once we got you so pissed off. Mr. and Mrs. Reginald, call the police.

Mr. and Mrs. Reginald called the police, and the cops came, and almost immediately, they grabbed Bethany Reginald. Nico and Cindy Clown told them of what Bethany Reginald tried to do, and the officer wasn't surprised.

Officer: Ugh, I always knew you'd be back at it again, Bethany. I tried to tell her parents about this, but she attacked me and stabbed me in the stomach.

The officer showed them the stab wound and it disgusted everyone.

Past Mr. Reginald: First, we find out your true nature, now we also find out you attacked a police officer long ago?! That's the last straw! Bethany, we are disowning you and we are hereby cutting all ties with you forever. You won't ever be welcome in this family ever again, and we are giving our assets and the estate to your younger sister, Melanie.

Past Mrs. Reginald: And on top of all that, we're also pressing charges on you for trying to kill me and your father.

Past Nico: We're also going to be pressing charges against you for what you'd done to all of us in the past as well. I'm sure you'll be going away for a long time.

Past Cindy Clown: Oh, and one last thing.

Cindy Clown got out another pie and threw it at her face and she was covered in pie filling.

Past Cindy Clown: That's for putting a wasp's nest in the girls' locker room in Gym. Take her away, officers!

The officers took her away, and as they loaded her up in a police car, it drove off as Bethany Reginald screamed like a fucked-up madwoman. The story ended, and we were absolutely horrified.

Me: My God! That girl is such a monster bitch!

Qin: You have no idea, J.D., she was even worse than that sadistic monster, Audrey Madison.

Lincoln: And Clarissa Mallory. So, what happened to her after the cops took her away?

Nico: After she was disowned by her parents and the cops took her away, she was taken to court and everyone gave testimonies at her trial, and they also showed the evidence we'd gathered on her, and it was so horrifying, no one could believe it. The jury deliberated less than ten minutes, but in the end, the jury found Bethany Reginald guilty on all charges, and she was sent off to prison for a long time.

Me: Damn, she's such a bitch!

Nico: And now we find out that said bitch has escaped from prison and here on an abandoned cruise ship?!

Lincoln: What do we do? She's not going to stop until she gets revenge, and from what you said, she is even worse than Audrey Madison.

Nico: Her parents had disowned her long ago, and they don't care what happens to her. As much as I want to kill her for everything she's done, she doesn't deserve it. There's only one place for a bitch like her: The Xaibola Prison for Queen Bees where she'll stay there until she dies for real.

Me: Awesome. (Smirks) This should be good.

Lincoln called the rest of the team and told them of the situation.

Nico: But, we got to watch it though, that time in prison has pretty much destroyed her sanity and left her consumed by hatred and madness.

Xenia: Yeah.

Nico: I did not ilke her birthday at all!

Me: I don't blame you. But either way we are not going to let her get away with everything she did.

Eli: That's for sure. It's to the Xaikora prison for her.

Camie: Absolutely!

Nico: I did not ilke her birthday at all!

Me: I don't blame you one bit.

Lori: Reminds me of the party that I literally tried to have.

Me: I still liked that party though. The food was great.

Lori: Thanks J.D.

Xenia: Yeah.

Suddenly, Lincoln's large gold halo with four large orbiting gold rings orbiting the corners glowed and the four large orbiting gold rings fired beams of light that formed into a viewing window and we see Stan and Steak Stankco dressed only in shorts and shirtless and still forced to mine and eat broccoli at The Broccoli Mine Prison in Canada, and they'd regained their abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs along with their massive physical upper body and lower body strength, but they were now as big as The Hulk.

The two of them were grumbling like mad and there was no doubt they were plotting to escape once again, but then, we saw the barbell tattoos on their backs glow red. Suddenly, Stan and Steak were glowing with red energy, but then, their arms were raised and it looked like their wrists were bound with metal cuffs same with their feet.

Me: Uh oh, here we go!

Lincoln: Yep.

Suddenly, Lincoln made red portals appear in front of the Stankcos, and then, out of nowhere, Lincoln sprouted tentacles with suctions from his chest and all of the males on the team did the same and they went through the portals and they came out of the portals and latched themselves onto the massive pecs, necks, arms, and legs of Stan and Steak Stankco. Then, the tentacles began sucking the Stankcos' of their massive muscle mass, virility, and massive physical strength and they were groaning in pain as they began shrinking in muscle mass.

Then, all of the massive muscle mass, virility, and massive physical strength of The Stankcos began being pumped into Lincoln and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed and he began growing even more stronger.

The same thing happened to me, Nico, and all the males on the team and our abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on our bodies, and our massive angel wings spread out and glowed and his halo glowed and we also began growing even more stronger.

Lincoln: (Growls) Oh man, I haven't forgotten how potent this curse really is.

Me: (Growls) Yeah, this is really potent, but this still feels incredible.

Then, when Lincoln and all the males were done, the tentacles detached themselves from the pecs, arms, legs, and necks of the two meatheads and they went back into us as the portals closed, and we saw that Stan and Steak Stankco were thin as a rake and sucked bone dry of their muscle mass, virility, and massive physical strength again, and the glowing barbells on their back stopped glowing.

Stan and Steak Stankco: NOT AGAIN! (ENRAGED SCREAMING)

The viewing window closed as the four large orbiting gold rings stopped glowing and the light beams disappeared. Suddenly, we saw that we were even more bigger in muscle thanks to Lincoln's curse he put on The Stankcos.

Me: (Looked at my even more muscular body) Whoa. Lincoln, that Min's Egyptian Virility Drain Curse you put on the Stankcos is still really potent. But, look at us, now we're even more ripped than ever. (Flexes my even more massive muscles)

Lincoln: Yep, and this curse will be on them for all eternity. (Sensed for Bethany Reginald) AHA! Gotcha! I just spotted that heartless bitch, she's 20 yards away and closing in fast on Nico and Cindy Clown.

Nico: Let's head on over and trash that bitch.

Lincoln: Yeah, let's get her. (Sensed Flip's musclebound thugs) Uh oh, hold up, I sensed a massive army of Flip's musclebound thugs also heading right for us.

Nico: (GROWLS) That mutant just doesn't even know when to quit!

Suddenly, we saw ten massive armies of Flip's musclebound thugs arrive, and they came barreling towards us in a fit of rage.

Lincoln: I knew there was no mistaking the stench of B.O. in the air!

Lincoln fired vacuum tubes from his chest which latched onto the chests of Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs, and then, the vacuum tubes literally began sucking Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs dry of all their massive muscle mass, virility, blood, and physical strength, and all of it was being pumped into Lincoln and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed and he began growing even stronger.

I did the same by firing vacuum tubes from his chest which latched onto the chests of Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs, and then, the vacuum tubes literally began sucking Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs dry of all their massive muscle mass, virility, blood, and physical strength, and all of it was being pumped into me and my abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on my body, and my massive elemental angel wings with aurora and red tips spread out and glowed and my halo glowed and I began growing even stronger.

The other male members did the same by firing vacuum tubes from his chest which latched onto the chests of Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs, and then, the vacuum tubes literally began sucking Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs dry of all their massive muscle mass, virility, blood, and physical strength, and all of it was being pumped into them and their abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on their bodies, and their massive angel wings spread out and glowed and their halos glowed and they began growing even stronger.

When we were done, the vacuum tubes detached themselves from the chests of the thugs and went back into us, and the thugs were now dead from blood loss and thin as a rake and Lincoln fired a blast of red energy and destroyed them leaving them as ashes. Then, we set our sights on Bethany Reginald.

Nico: Keep your eyes peeled, everyone. That bitch is hiding here somewhere.

Lincoln: Just in case...

Lincoln snapped his fingers and we were on Glaren.

Naruto: Good call taking the fight to Glaren, Lincoln, there's no way we're fighting in an abandoned cruise ship, the fight there would wind up sinking it to the bottom of the sea.

Sakura Haruno: You said a mouthful.

Me: At least the ship was on the ground. We'll have to take it in for repairs and work.

Varie: Good idea.

Nico: After this is done.

Me: Right.

?: YOU GODDAMN MONKEY-TAILED FREAK, YOU AND THAT CLOWN BITCH WILL PAY FOR RUINING MY LIFE!

Nico and Cindy Clown: Yeah, fuck you too, bitch!

Me: HERE SHE COMES!

We then saw a girl with black hair and in a prison uniform heading right for us and her eyes were filled with insanity and madness: it was Bethany Reginald. That insane bitch got out machine guns and aimed them at Nico and Cindy Clown, but Lincoln made a massive diamond barrier that protected all of us, and when she fired, the bullets bounced off the barrier. That got her extremely mad and she got out a knife, but when she stabbed the barrier, the knife broke. Then, she tried beating on it, but it didn't work, but it did make her hands and knuckles bloody. BETHANY REGINALD WAS ABSOLUTELY OUR OF HER FUCKING MIND AS SHE CONTINUED REPEATEDLY ATTACKING THE BARRIER!

Cindy Clown: Ugh, she really has gone completely insane.

Nico: All those years in prison really has made her even worse than ever. Now, I'm starting to regret my decision of sending her to The Xaibola Prison and just put her down like the madwoman she is.

Lincoln fired a diamond ball that hit Bethany Reginald and sent her flying into a burned down tree and Lincoln deactivated the barrier and we stood ready against Bethany Reginald, as she got out, but boy was she absolutely pissed off beyond imagination.

Bethany Reginald: YOU STUPID GODDAMN ASSHOLES! YOU'VE RUINED MY FUCKING LIFE!

Nico: Oh please, you did all that to yourself, bitch!

Cindy Clown: Yeah, it was all your fault though, you caused all that trouble for all of us in the past, and we can't forget about the fact that you're a deranged psychopath who wanted to kill your own parents and everyone in town and burn it to the ground. You brought all that on yourself, and Nico made the right call exposing you with his plan years ago.

Bethany Reginald: YOU! YOU! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU! ALL OF YOU!

Me: The only thing awaiting you is a lifetime behind bars, bitch, where you'll be forced to take cold showers and eat nothing but raw chum!

Nicholette Torrington: And where you'll probably be attacked and assaulted by the males there.

Nico: Uh, Nicholette, the guards there won't do that.

Nicholette Torrington: (Smirks) Who said anything about the guards? I was talking about many of the male king bees we've taken down in the past whom we'd thrown in there because they were perverts who enjoyed raping girls.

We gasped.

Nico: (GASPS) Lincoln, is Nicholette telling the truth?!

Lincoln: Oh, I wish she was lying about that!

Eli: (Sensed it) (GASPS) She's not lying!

Nico: Oh shit!

Qin: Lincoln, sometimes, your Guardian Angels tend to have some really sadistic

tendencies, and that really scares us. (SHUDDERS)

Nicole: I've seen it for myself, their sadism towards the damned and irredeemable is really scary, and even Anko is impressed by that.

Nico: (SHUDDERS) I'd hate to be in the shoes of Michigan's most stupidest and idiotic jerks along with the rest of Lincoln's enemies.

Me: And just for that attempted murder on Nico and Cindy Clown, you've just crossed a serious line. Now, you're really heading for Hell, bitch!

Qin: That's right!

Me: KIBAL LETS HOWL!

(THE WOLF AND THE MOON BY BRUNUHVILLE PLAYS)

I turned into WOLF MOON 🌙!

Me: (HOWLS)

I teleported and went at Bethany and punched her and slashed her arm and kicked her in the face.

Nico punched her in the stomach.

Nico: That was for giving us the WORST TIME OF our lives with your insane party!

Me: Time for this!

I used the Wild Force Gear and I got a WILD FORCE SWORD and put in the Wolf Animal Crystal for Zen-Aku!

I got a WOLF SWORD!

Me: Cool!

Nico: Wow! That is awesome!

Me: MOONLIGHT HOWL BLADE DANCE!

I fired waves of moon blades and slashed her all over!

Me: COOL! How about this? Eiji you're going to love this one.

I put in the blue Core Medals for Owl, Bat and Wolf!

FOKURO! KOMORI! OKAMI!

Me: HENSHIN!

I turned into an awesome nocturnal animal OOO Rider!

Me: I am KAMEN RIDER NOCTURNAL!

I had a helmet with blue wolf ears on it and had owl wings on my back! And I had a blue night suit!

Eiji: Cool!

Nico: AWESOME! Wow! That is awesome!

Me: Thanks.

Bethany grabbed me by the throat.

Bethany: (starts choking me) Any last words?!

Nico: Hen...Hen..

Bethany: I can't fucking hear you!

Nico: Hen...shin!

Bethany: (Confused) What?

SPEED!

Nico turned into an awesome FIRE KAMEN RIDER DRIVE FORM!

Nico: I am KAMEN RIDER DRAGSTER!

He was a fire themed Drive Rider!

He kicked her down and smashed her in her stomach and kicked her down.

Me: WHOA! Nico you look awesome!

Nico: Thanks!

Bertrand: This will be good!

SPIDER REDFLAME!

Bertrand: HENSHIN!

He turned into a red spider flame Kamen Rider!

Bertrand: I am KAMEN RIDER RED SPIDER!

Haiku: How about this?

GERALD MAYR!

Haiku: HENSHIN!

She turned into a Hummingbird Orange Flame themed Kamen Rider for Ghost.

Haiku: I am KAMEN RIDER ORANGE HUMMINGBIRD MAYR!

Carly Atlas: WOW!

Dante: Time for some banana power. HENSHIN!

He used the Banana Lockseed.

BANANA ARMS OF THE YELLOW FLAME MONKEY!

He turned into a Yellow Banana Flame Rider!

Dante: I am KAMEN RIDER YELLOW CUSILLU BANANA!

Persephone: Time for this! KIRAMAI CHANGE!

She turned into an EMERALD LIZARD RANGER!

Persephone: THE EMERALDS OF COLOMBIAN BEAUTY! KIRAMAI EMERALD LIZARD GREEN!

Morpheus: This will be fun.

KAMEN RIDER CCAPAC APU BLUE FLAME!

Morpheus: HENSHIN!

He turned into a Blue Flame Giant Decade Rider!

Morpheus: I am KAMEN RIDER BLUE CCAPAC APU!

Boris: (Laughs) Time for this!

WHALE!

Boris: HENSHIN!

He turned into an Indigo Flamed Rider form!

Boris: I am KAMEN RIDER INDIGO CHACU CHALLHUA!

Brittney: Time for darkness to rise!

CORVUS KYUTAMA! SEIZA CHANGE!

Brittney: STAR POWER!

She turned into a black Crow Ranger for Kyurangers!

Brittney: DARKNESS STAR! MOONLIGHT CROW BLACK!

Lincoln: Time to strike with lightning!

LIGHTNING! ZEUS!

Lincoln: HENSHIN!

He turned into a Lightning themed Rider!

Lincoln: I am KAMEN RIDER JUPITER!

Everyone was amazed!

Camie: That is so cool!

Me: So after the usual battles we are going to turn into Riders during the rescues.

Nico: Yep.

Me: I like it!

Shinnosuke: Boy that is awesome!

Eiji: I'll say!

Nico: Take a look at this!

Nico ran as fast as a Dragster at over 500 miles per hour and smashed down Bethany and smashed her into the ground!

Me: Take this one! NOCTURNAL MOONLIGHT BLAST!

I swung my sword and fired a wave of blue fire and blasted her all over!

Lola: AWESOME!

Lincoln: Top this one! LIGHTNING THUNDERBOLT STRIKE!

He fired a blast of lightning and electrocuted her!

Nico: I'm taking you out for a fucking drive!

Nico then used Cybertronian powers and turned into an awesome hypersonic car!

Me: WHOA!

ZOOM!

He zoomed fast and bashed her down! FLATTENING HER INTO A PULPY PANCAKE!

Xenia: YEAH!

Varie: That was awesome!

Me: YEAH IT WAS!

Miku Hatsune: Time for the song to strike.

War Machine fired missiles and blasted Bethany all over the place.

Bethany was REALLY ENRAGED!

Bethany: I WILL KILL ALL OF YOU!

Me: Go ahead, Make My Day!

I fired waves of blue fire and blasted her all over.

Me: Time for some fun!

I reverted back to Wolf Moon.

Misty Tredwell: How about this one. SOLAR FLARE FIRE STYLE NINJA ART: STARHON'S PASSAGE!

(STARHON'S PASSAGE BY THE BARLEYSHAKE'S PLAYS)

Misty Tredwell: (SINGING DIVINELY AS SOLAR FIRE SWIRLS AROUND HER)

Part of me is gone...

part of me is gone...

Take my heart and hold me tight

take my heart and hold me tonight

now that you have gone.

Raiders of the sun

have come for everyone

plague of sadness pass me by

plague of sadness passes me by

And all that's dark is gone...

and all that's dark is gone...

And i don't know baby if i can leave to night

and i don't know baby if i can leave tonight

Music for my song

golden gifts of love

tiny patterns of your light

tiny patterns touch me inside

And all that's dark is gone..

and all that's dark is gone...

And i don't know baby if i'm living right

and i don't know baby if i'm living right

if i'm living right

if i'm living right

She floated and fired waves of solar fire and the fire blasted Bethany all over.

Me: WHOA! Nice one Misty!

Misty Tredwell: Thanks!

Natilee: That was well done Misty! (Irish Accent) Well sung there lass.

Misty Tredwell: Thanks Natilee.

Horsea squirted ink and it got in her eyes.

Girl Jordan: Taste this! THUNDERSTORM STYLE NINJA ART: RAIN!

(RAIN BY MADONNA PLAYS)

Girl Jordan: (SINGING DIVINELY AS THUNDERSTORMS FORM ABOVE)

I feel it

It's coming

Rain

Feel it on my finger tips

Hear it on my window pane

Your love's coming down like

Rain

Wash away my sorrow

Take away my pain

Your love's coming down like

Rain

When your lips are burning mine

And you take the time to tell me how you feel

When you listen to my words

And I know you've heard

I know it's real rain is what the thunder brings

For the first time I can hear my heart sing

Call me a fool but I know I'm not

I'm gonna stand out here on the mountain top

'Til I feel your

Rain

Feel it on my finger tips

Hear it on my window pane

Your love's coming down like

Rain

Wash away my sorrow

Take away my pain

Your love's coming down like

Rain

When you looked into my eyes

And you said goodbye could you see my tears?

When I turned the other way

Did you hear me say

I'd wait for all the dark clouds bursting in a perfect sky?

You promised me when you said goodbye

That you'd return when the storm was done

And now I'll wait for the light, I'll wait for the sun

'Til I feel your

Rain

Feel it on my finger tips

Hear it on my window pane

Your love's coming down like

Rain

Wash away my sorrow

Take away my pain

Your love's coming down like

Here comes the sun!

Here comes the sun!

And I say, never go away

Waiting is the hardest thing (It's strange)

(I feel like I've known you before) I tell myself that if I believe in you

In dream of you (And I want to understand you)

With all my heart and all my soul (More and more and more)

That by sheer force of will (When I'm with you)

(I feel like a magical child) I will raise you from the ground

(Everything strange) And without a sound, you'll appear

(Everything wild) And surrender to me, to love

Rain is what the thunder brings

For the first time I can hear my heart sing

Call me a fool but I know I'm not

I'm gonna stand out here on the mountain top

'Til I feel your

Rain

I feel it, it's coming

Your love's coming down like

Rain

I feel it, it's coming

Your love's coming down like

Rain

Feel it on my finger tips

Hear it on my window pane

Your love's coming down like

Rain

Wash away my sorrow

Take away my pain

Your love's coming down like

Rain

I feel it, it's coming

Your love's coming down like

Rain

I feel it, it's coming

Your love's coming down like

Rain (I'll stand out on the mountain top)

(Until I hear you call my name)

Rain

She floated and fired waves of lightning, rain and thunder blasts and smashed down Bethany!

Me: YEAH!

Nico: WOW! Nice one!

Maria: My turn! SIREN OCEAN STYLE NINJA ART: LA MER!

(LA MER BY SARAH BRIGHTMAN PLAYS)

Maria: (SINGING DIVINELY AS WATER SWIRLED AROUND HER)

Ancient unknown animals

On a stormy sea

Like Buddha in the water

A velvet energy

As the night takes over

The spirits of the deep

Marvel at his majesty

The whale is in his sleep

Oh, la mer

You're shimmering through

Oh, la mer

Magnificent blue

Shimmering through the water

In search of sanctuary

Currents travel faster

In alien territory

Dancing in the distance

In a puff of spray

In a single moment

The dolphin glides away

Oh, la mer

You're shimmering through

Oh, la mer

Magnificent blue

Oh, la mer

She floated and fired waves of water and blasted Bethany all over.

Hailina Monroe: I got one! FIRE LILLY STYLE NINJA ART: SOMEWHERE!

(SOMEWHERE BY WITHIN TEMPTATION PLAYS)

Hailina Monroe: (SINGING DIVINELY AS FIRE SWIRLED AROUND HER)

Lost in the darkness, hoping for a sign

Instead there is only silence

Can't you hear my screams?

Never stop hoping

Need to know where you are

But one thing is for sure

You're always in my heart

I'll find you somewhere

I'll keep on trying until my dying day

I just need to know whatever has happened

The truth will free my soul

Lost in the darkness, try to find your way home

I want to embrace you and never let you go

Almost hope you're in heaven

so no one can hurt your soul

Living in agony cause I just do not know

Where you are

I'll find you somewhere

I'll keep on trying until my dying day

I just need to know whatever has happened

The truth will free my soul

Wherever you are, I won't stop searching

Whatever it takes, I need to know

I'll find you somewhere

I'll keep on trying until my dying day

I just need to know whatever has happened

The truth will free my soul

She floated and fired waves of fire and the flames formed into flowers and they hit Bethany and smashed her all over.

Xenia: OH YEAH!

Varie: Take that!

Horsea: Yay, Maria!

Nico: YEAH!

May: Time to unleash cold hell! SUBZERO STORM STYLE NINJA ART: FORSAKEN!

(FORSAKEN BY WITHIN TEMPTATION PLAYS)

May: (SINGING DIVINELY AS DARKNESS AND ICE SWIRLED AROUND HER)

Now the day has come

We are forsaken this time

We lived our lives in our paradise

As gods, we shaped the world around

No borderlines, we'd stay behind

Though balance is somethin' fragile

While we thought we were gaining

We'd turn back the tide, it still slips away

Our time has run out, our future has died

There's no more escape

Now the day has come

We are forsaken

There's no time anymore

Life will pass us by

We are forsaken

We're the last of our kind

The sacrifice was much too high

Our greed just made us all go blind

We tried to hide what we feared inside

Today is the end of tomorrow

As the sea started risin'

The land that we conquered just washed away

Although we all have tried to turn back the tide

It was all in vain

Now the day has come

We are forsaken

There's no time anymore

Life will pass us by

We are forsaken

Only ruins stay behind

Now the day has come

We are forsaken this time

Now the day has come

We are forsaken

There's no time anymore

Now the day has come

The day has come

The day has come

She floated and fired waves of ice and darkness and smashed Bethany all over the place.

Lincoln: OH YEAH!

May: YEAH!

Nico: That was AWESOME!

Manaphy: Go Mama!

Lincoln: Now here is my fun! LIGHTNING STYLE NINJA ART: MOVE ALONG!

(MOVE ALONG BY ALL AMERICAN REJECTS PLAYS)

Lincoln: (SINGING DIVINELY AS LIGHTNING SWIRLED AROUND HIM)

Go ahead as you waste your days with thinking

When you fall, everyone stands

Another day, and you've had your fill of sinking

With the life held in your

Hands are shaking cold

These hands are meant to hold

Speak to me

When all you got to keep is strong

Move along, move along like I know you do

And even when your hope is gone

Move along, move along just to make it through

Move along

Move along

So a day when you've lost yourself completely

Could be a night when your life ends

Such a heart that will lead you to deceiving

All the pain held in your

Hands are shaking cold

Your hands are mine to hold

Speak to me

When all you got to keep is strong

Move along, move along like I know you do

And even when your hope is gone

Move along, move along just to make it through

Move along

(Go on, go on, go on, go on)

When everything is wrong, we move along

(Go on, go on, go on, go on)

When everything is wrong, we move along

Along, along, along

When all you got to keep is strong

Move along, move along like I know you do

And even when your hope is gone

Move along, move along just to make it through

When all you got to keep is strong

Move along, move along like I know you do

And even when your hope is gone

Move along, move along just to make it through

When all you got to keep is strong

Move along, move along like I know you do (Know you do)

And even when your hope is gone

Move along, move along just to make it through

Right back what is wrong

We move along

(Go on, go on, go on, go on)

Right back what is wrong

We move along

(Go on, go on, go on, go on)

Right back what is wrong

We move along

(Go on, go on, go on, go on)

Right back what is wrong

We move along

Lincoln floated and fired waves of lightning and electrocuted Bethany all over the place.

Qin: YEAH!

Nico: Had enough?

Bethany: I WILL NOT STOP TILL YOU'RE DEAD!

She went at us and Eli fired Force Lightning blasts and electrocuted her all over.

Camie: You are a pathetic sack of dirt!

Nico: You just had to open your big fat mouth!

Nico jumped at her and punched her down!

KRABLAM!

Nico punched her in her face all over!

Nico: TAKE THAT AND THAT AND THAT AND THAT AND THAT AND THAT!

HE WAS SMASHING HER ALL OVER!

Nico later came back.

Lori: YOU LIKE THAT!?

Bethany: SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH YOU UGLY BITCH!

WE GASPED!

Me: UH OH!

Nico: OH FUCK!

Eli: Now he is in for it!

Lori: (calmly) Cindy, please give me one of your props.

Cindy gave her a huge hammer.

Lori: Thank you.

Lori THEN WENT BALLISTIC!

SHE SCREAMED IN RAGE AND SMASHED HER WITH THE HAMMER!

MARIO VS DONKEY KONG HAMMER THEME PLAYS!

SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH! SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH! SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH! SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH! SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH! SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH!

Amy Rose: NICE!

Me: Hmm. I got an idea.

I teleported as Bethany got up and put something on Bethany's back and teleported back.

Bethany: HUH?

On her back was a note that said "Sakura Haruno is a Flat-Chested Ugly Bimbo."

Sakura Haruno: (GASP)

SHE EXPLODED IN RAGE!

Then she went at her!

Sakura Haruno: CHA!

And then...

MASSIVELY POWERFUL EXPLOSION PUNCH!

She smashed and pulverized Bethany with the fury of a massive number of Lady Tsunade Force Punches times 1,000!

I whistled innocently.

Nico: BRUTAL!

Sakura Haruno came back.

Me: Nice one.

Sakura Haruno: Thank you.

Sakura then threw a punch at me and I ducked and it hit Jessie in the back of the head and sent her flying!

Jessie (Pokemon): WAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!

She flew at Bethany and then she smashed into Bethany's face and broke her teeth and nose!

Nico: WHOA!

Me: OOOH! That's gonna hurt!

Ash: GEEZ! And I remember when Primeape did that to Jessie. That was brutal!

Nico: Yikes!

Poliwag: No kidding!

But then Bethany did something INCREDIBLY LOW!

She grabbed Jessie's hair a RIPPED MOST OF IT OFF HER HEAD!

WE GASPED!

Jessie: OOF! OUCH!

Me: Uh Jessie don't look now but...

I showed a mirror and Jessie saw her hair ripped off and she screamed!

Jessie: MY HAIR!

She then broke down crying!

Jessie: Since I was a child my hair has been my only companion and now its been destroyed. (CRYING)

But then her crying turned into malevolent insane laughter!

Me: UH OH! Bethany just REALLY FUCKING CROSSED THE LINE BIG TIME!

Bethany: What's the matter you bitch!? You look better than ever you ugly bitch!

Jessie: HOW DARE YOU!? YOU INSULT MY HAIR PREPARE FOR TROUBLE!

Me: YOU WANTED PAIN!? MAKE IT DOUBLE! (CRACKS KNUCKLES)

James: You know J.D. you would be perfect for a Team Rocket motto.

Me: I'll have to try it out sometime.

Nico: Lucky we're not killing you!

Jessie then punched and PULVERIZED BETHANY ALL OVER WITH EXTREME SAVAGERY!

Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Almighty Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Greatsword of True Almighty Cosmic United Friendship Universal Storm Hope Elemental Bravery and True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Vampire-Werewolf-Buffalo-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Cosmic Harmony Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Harmony Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Harmony Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Hope, and his new greatswords were ready as well.

And I unholstered my massive J.D. Knudson's Universal True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Angel Greatsword of Universal True Eternal Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Angel Justice from my back and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-January Wolf Moon-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Harmony January Wolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Harmony January Wolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Harmony January Wolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Hope and we joined Ariel, and so did the rest of us as we unholstered our massive greatswords and transformed.

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Nico and Cindy were right to do all that to you, you're nothing more than absolute scum of the earth!

Me: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental January Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental January Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) And that's why we hate people like you, bitch. Hope you're ready for a painful and brutal beatdown!

Lincoln and I went after Bethany Reginald, and we fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, fireworks, rainbows, storm clouds, gold halo rings, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, sports equipment, leaves, plants, pumpkins, dark lightning, pumpkin fire, swords, fruits, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, butterflies, moths, spades, hearts, aces, diamonds, clubs, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Explosions, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Mammoths, Pegasi, Windigos, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, Mermaids, Basilisks, Cockatrices, Cerberus, Perytons, Griffins, Sphinxes, Hippogriffs, Manticores, and Mythological Animals at Amanda Martin, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit her.

Then, we attacked her with energy slashes from our massive greatswords leaving scars on her and Lincoln left many more by firing rainbow energy slashes with his gold-plated claws and his two new massive greatswords and I also left many more by firing blue fire energy slashes with my gold-plated claws, and he and I attacked her hard with energy punches, energy kicks, and karate chops and they're super mega-painful because of our superhuman strength, along with elemental blasts, and this was really driving Bethany Reginald even more insane and straight to the brink of insanity.

Bethany Reginald: YOU! YOU! (ENRAGED SCREAM)

Bethany Reginald charged at us completely blind with rage and fury, but Nico, Cindy Clown, and Qin kicked her hard in the stomach and Sebastian fired blasts of Divine Darkness at her and she got hit hard and he slashed at her with his massive black greatsword.

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Don't think you're getting off that easily.

Lincoln swung his massive greatsword and fired energy shockwaves that formed into dynamite and they exploded as they hit her face, then, he snapped his fingers and she got hit with tons of pies and cake.

Luan: Ooh, I've got a good one.

Luan threw a huge pie at Bethany Reginald, but this one was made from the stinky diapers of Lincoln's newborns and she stunk!

Nico: P.U.! What on earth was that?!

Eli: A pie made from the stinky diapers of Lincoln's newborns. That reeks!

Me: OH GOOD GOD!

Rita: She tried to pelt us with Lily's dirty diapers, and we had to take fifteen baths just to get the stink out.

Me: I remember that!

Lily Loud: Yeah, I had no idea what Luan was thinking!

?: This is gonna be fun!

Out came a girl with purple hair and green eyes and she had yellow clothes and had yellow angel wings and she had a tiara with the symbol of Magic Man on it and the same on her skirt and she had tattoos for Kamen Rider Zi O and Decade on her arm.

Mina Magic: Mina Magic, Embodiment of Magic Man is here.

Sougo: Mina!? Wow!

Tsukasa: Awesome!

Mina Magic: Sougo, Geiz, Tsukuyomi, Woz and Tsukasa and Daiki. Its been a while.

Woz: REJOICE! THE AID OF THE KING HAS RETURNED AND WILL SMITE THE EVIL THAT WAS BROUGHT BEFORE!

Mina Magic: You got that right!

Nico: Awesome!

Mina Magic: We can catch up later. Lets tear this bitch apart!

Me: With pleasure!

Woz: (chuckles) I've still got it!

Nico: You sure do.

Me: Yep!

Nico: Awesome!

Mina Magic: We can catch up later. Lets tear this bitch apart!

Me: With pleasure!

Woz: (chuckles) I've still got it!

Nico: You sure do.

Tsukasa: Henshin!

Sougo: Henshin!

Geiz: Henshin!

Woz: Henshin!

Tsukuyomi: Henshin!

Daiki: Henshin!

They all transformed!

Sougo: I make my own future!

Me: Yes you do!

Sougo: I got a feeling this will work out!

Nico: It always works out for all of us!

Mina fired waves of magic and blasted Bethany.

Laney fired waves of leaves and blasted her all over.

Eli and Lincoln fired waves of lightning and electrocuted her all over.

Final Kamen Ride: Decade!

Tsukasa became his complete form.

Rider Time! Kamen Rider Zi-O! Grand Time! (Orchestral rock music) Kuuga, Agito, Ryuki, Faiz, Bla~de! Hibiki, Kabuto, Den-O, Kiva, Deca~de! W! OOO! Fourze~! Wizard, Gaim, Drive~! Ghost! Ex-Aid! Build~! Iwae! Kamen Rider~! Grand Zi-O~!

Sougo became Grand Zi O.

Me: Time to unleash over 50 years of riders!

We fired waves of energy and elements.

King Time! Kamen Rider Zi-O! Oh~ma~!

Sougo got his Kamen Rider Zi-O OhmaForm

Me: Awesome!

We fired waves of energy and blasted Bethany all over.

Me: Lets see.

I used the Zi-O Gear and the Grand Zi-O Ridewatch and put it on my sword and it formed into a golden sword and it had all figures of all the riders from 2000 to 2022 on it! It was called the GRAND ZI-O RIDESWORD!

Me: WHOA! Look at this!

Nico: WOW! That sword is amazing!King Time! Kamen Rider Zi-O! Oh~ma~!

Sougo got his Kamen Rider Zi-O OhmaForm

Me: Awesome!

We fired waves of energy and blasted Bethany all over.

Me: Lets see.

I used the Zi-O Gear and the Grand Zi-O Ridewatch and put it on my sword and it formed into a golden sword and it had all figures of all the riders from 2000 to 2022 on it! It was called the GRAND ZI-O RIDESWORD!

Me: WHOA! Look at this!

Nico: WOW! That sword is amazing!

Me: Wow! The 21st Century Riders Sword! This is awesome!

Maria: Nice!

Me: Lets see what it can do!

I tapped the figure of W and the year 2009 formed and it formed into a sword of all the Gaia Memories!

Me: WHOA! RAINBOW FURY GAIA BLAST!

I fired waves of energy and blasted and smashed Bethany all over!

Nico: Awesome!

May: Take that!

Me: WOW! How about this one?

I tapped the Saber figure and the year 2020 came up and I got an awesome Wonder Ride Book Sword and it had all the Wonder Ride Books powers in it!

Me: WHOA! This will be awesome! (Quotes verse) "With the omnipotent power of all literature and the endless power of imagination, forces and elements at his commend, he sent the powers of those forces of all the worlds of literature and they went at the brave hero's enemies and unleashed their ultimate fury on them with the power of every genre ever known."

I swung my sword and fired waves of energy and elements of every kind of literature and they pulverized and brutally smashed Bethany numerous times all over the place.

Me: WHOA! That was EPIC!

Maria: Keep it up!

Me: YEAH! Lets see.

I tapped the Build figure and the year 2017 appeared and my sword formed into a FULLBOTTLE SWORD with the powers of all the Fullbottles ever known!

Me: WHOA!

Sento: That is awesome!

Me: Lets see what this can do! QUANTUM FORMULA BUILD SLASH!

I swung my sword and fired all the powers of all the Fullbottles and they all hit Bethany all at once and exploded all over!

MASSIVE FIERY EXPLOSIONS!

Me: WHOA!

Nico: WOW! That was AWESOME!

Me: Wow!

Maria: Take that!

Me: And how about this!

I tapped the figure of Ryuki from 2002 and got an ADVENT DECK SWORD! All the symbols of Ryuki were on it.

Me: Cool! Lets see what this can do.

I fired all the powers of the 13 Riders of Ryuki and blasted Bethany all over!

Then, Lincoln got out and smashed a piano down on her head, and when she got out, she had piano keys for teeth and she played Taps on the piano keys and fell down to the ground.

Me: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental January Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental January Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Ah, my favorite note, B-Flat.

Then, Lincoln fired a rainbow energy straitjacket that tied her up and he beamed her to The Xaibola Prison for Queen Bee Mean Girls and she was thrown in a doorless windowless cell with an anti-Dark Orb and anti-dark magic barrier and she was chained to the wall with Neutronium chains lined with rainbow energy. We cheered as we holstered our weapons and powered down.

Nico: That's another disgusting Queen Bee put down and another of my whacko enemies put away.

Me: Sheesh, it seems like you, Lincoln, and I have made tons of enemies in the past, and many of them are absolutely whacko.

Nico: Seems like it.

Lincoln: But, we always put them in their place: either in prison or send them to the grave. But, most of the time for me, most of those whackos wind up in the grave.

Nicholette Torrington: That's because of the fact that they were way too dangerous and way too evil to let live.

Selene Arcangela: And they more than deserve to wind up in the grave forever.

Me: Same with my enemies, but for most of them, they wind up going back to prison.

Nico: Same here with my enemies. But, Lincoln's right about one thing, the enemies that he and his Guardian Angels have made in the past were way too dangerous and way too evil, the only thing that awaited them is death should they dare to return.

Rita: Even I was stunned at the magnitude of the enemies they've made was staggering, but they've wound up getting their punishment.

Me: That is for sure!

Xenia: Big time!

Nico: Not bad for a test drive!

Mina Magic: Boy you got that right.

Nico: That sure was cool.

Sougo: Boy it sure was.

Nico: How did you meet Tsukasa and Sougo?

Mina Magic: I met Tsukasa when he was fighting Nobuhiko Tsukikage and I helped them kill him.

Me: Whoa! That is cool! I hated that guy.

Mina Magic: Yep and I helped them kill him by stabbing him in the heart with a magic sword.

Nico: Wow!

Mina Magic: And I met Sougo when he was fighting Another Wizard.

Me: Wow! That is cool.

Mina Magic: And J.D. I heard how you exploded in power and killed Swartz.

Me: Well I'm not the one that delivered the fatal blow. Nico and May are the ones that did it.

Nico: Yep we ripped him apart and killed him.

Maria: We have the Shadow Moon monster in the Masters of Evil.

Mina Magic: Wow! That is cool.

Me: Yeah.

Sakura Knudson: And I was going to kill Swartz when the time came. But bro beat me to it.

Me: Yeah we wanted to make sure that his death was extremely excruciatingly painful.

Sakura Knudson: You got that right.

We high five.

Nico: Yeah!

Mina Magic: I'm glad Swartz got what was coming to him and I'm glad the Timejackers are in the M.O.E.

Nico: I fed him his own heart.

Luan: I caught the whole thing on camera for us.

She showed it.

Nico: Take that!

Nico went over to the down Swartz. He grabbed Swartz's his lower face and yanked it down, ripping off the skin and muscle and leaving his jaw hanging by one joint. Swartz lets out a muffled scream of horror and pain from his mutilated face and takes a step back. Nico pull his arm back and thrust it through Swartz's chest to grab his heart, while impaling him at the same time, before pulling his arm out along with the organ.

SQUELCH!

As the still-alive Swartz weakly gurgles and tries to reach for his heart, Nico only raised it out of his reach and ask him one question.

Nico: Remember what I promised you?

Keeping true to his word, Nico shove the still-beating heart into the hanging mouth of Swartz and force him to his knees before grabbing the sides of his head, opening his bloodshot but uninjured eyes, and uttering one final command.

Nico: Now swallow.

Swartz can only let out one last muffled scream for mercy as his head is crushed into paste by his brute strength.

SQUISH! YUCK!

Me: Nico that was AWESOME!

Sougo: YEAH!

His spirit then appeared and then I painted a kanji on him.

Me: Give my regards to Kazu and all of Dai Shocker fuckwad! UZUMAKI BLACK JUDGEMENT SEALING ART: BLACK GATES!

He was found guilty by all the spirits of the people he killed and he was fading.

Swartz: NO! Sougo help me!

Sougo: After what you did? Never! Enjoy darkness.

Swartz: DAMN YOU SOUGO AND TEAM LOUD PHOENIX STO— (FADES)

He was gone forever!

Me: Now it's over.

I powered down and Nico caught me as I was about to fall over.

Me: Wow! What a rush!

When it was done Mina cheered!

Mina Magic: WOOO! That was great!

Nico: You're welcome.

Me: Those 13 days were the most explosive ever.

Camie: They sure were.

Mina Magic: Boy they sure were!

Nico: I still call it Kamen Rider Week!

Me: Awesome name for it.

Qin: Yep.

Me: Yeah. Anyway we have the anothers to do.

Qin: Yeah.

Eli: Lets see.

Eli concentrated.

Eli: WHOA! We got White Chazz, White Bastion, White Alexis, The Indigestible Wad and Ragdoll!

We gasped!

Me: Whoa! Chazz, Bastion and Alexis under the influence of the Light of Destruction! This will be awesome!

Bastion: I still didn't look good in white at all.

Me: Yeah no offense Bastion but White is DEFINITELY not your color.

Bastion: None taken. Didn't even use me that much.

Chazz: I didn't like being in white either.

Alexis: Same here. Even though White is part of my dorm's uniform.

Me: True but pure white is NOT your color. No offense Alexis.

Alexis: None taken. But I can't believe I was horrible like that.

Bastion: They could've at least had me Duel Atticus!

Me: Yeah no kidding! But thank goodness you didn't. You didn't want to end up like how I defeated White Alexis when I used the Seal of Orichalcos.

Sakura Knudson: Wait you used the Seal of Orichalcos?

Me: Yeah I did. You should have seen what happened. I was so pissed off that I used the Orichalcos. I had the symbol of the Orichalcos in the middle of my forehead and my eyes were glowing intensely red with pure hatred and evil and I was overflowing with intensely powerful negative energy. I gave White Alexis the beatdown of a lifetime.

Sakura Knudson: Holy shit!

Me: Yeah. That's why I vowed only to use the Orichalcos when absolutely necessary or as a last resort.

Xenia: Yeah.

Nico: And that's when I met Master Green.

Me: Yep.

Laney: That was so cool.

Nico: It sure was. Anyway who will face them?

Me: Sirena Cammilton.

Mina Magic: I'll face White Chazz.

Ciana Cold: And I'll face White Bastion.

Me: Awesome.

Nico: Cool.

Eli: And I sense that the Anothers minus Ragdoll are one person.

Me: Awesome.

Maria: There they are!

We saw Another White Chazz, White Bastion, White Alexis and The Indigestible Wad!

Me: WHOA!

Qin: This will be fun.

Another White Bastion: (In a girls voice) It sure will be.

Lincoln: (GASP) Cassie Cardassia!? Whoa!

They merged and she reverted back and was a girl with yellow hair, yellow eyes, yellow angel wings, yellow clothes, and had the symbol of the Cardassian Union in the middle of her forehead and on her skirt and she had a Cardassian Phaser on her hip and in her hand was a cool Keyblade.

Cassie Cardassia: Awesome to see you again Lincoln. And wow you grew into an awesome young man.

Lincoln: I sure have.

Nico: Care to introduce us Lincoln?

Lincoln: Sure. This is Cassie Cardassia, Keyblade Knight of Cardassia Prime, she's my Guardian Angel from Michigan and she's a powerful force of epic power. She was born and raised on the planet, Cardassia Prime, and she has intense light powers and she's a master of light. She is the Keyblade Knight of Cardassia Prime and leader of The Cardassian Union, and she has also helped out The Enterprise in many of their travels through the galaxy and defended them from the many terrors and dangers they've fought against in the past and her number 1 enemy is Dukat of the Cult of the Pah-Wraiths. She came to Royal Woods long ago, and she really trained me a lot about how to use the Keyblade and I'd quickly absorbed all that knowledge, and I became an expert in wielding the Keyblade and she also trained me on how to use the magic spells associated with the Keyblade, and she's also one of the Keyblade Knights formed by Carolina Keyblada, and like her fellow Keyblade Knights, she harbors a deep grudge against Xehanort for all of the pain and suffering that he caused in his quest to forge the X-Blade and use it to destroy the entire universe and remake it in his image, and she swore if he ever returns again, she would slay him right where he stands and see to it that all those who follow him shall follow him to The Black Gates, and she also trained me a lot and she taught me everything that she knows when it comes to using the powers of light.

We were amazed.

Me: Wow! That is awesome! The Keyblade Knight of the planet Cardassia Prime and the Leader of The Cardassian Union.

Nico: That is so awesome. And we just finished up 5 days of amazing Star Trek adventures.

Cassie Cardassia: That's what I heard. That is awesome.

Me: Boy I remember what happened in the end of the Dominion War. That was awful. The Dominion and Breen descimated all of Cardassia City and 800 million people were killed in a massive orbital bombardment from them.

Nico: That was terrible!

Cassie Cardassia: It sure was.

Me: If I might ask, Why is Dukat your public enemy number 1?

Cassie Cardassia: Well he is a traitor to my people and I made it my mission to hunt him and bring him to justice for his war crimes with the Pah-Wraiths and his crimes during the Dominion War.

Me: I don't blame you for going after him. But I remember everything he did during that time. But he is now in the M.O.E. He was given asylum there.

Cassie Cardassia: I see.

Me: Yeah. By the way is the Another Ragdoll friendly or hostile?

Cassie Cardassia: Friendly and she is a really awesome doll maker.

Ragdoll: Wow!

Nico: Sorry we have to do this.

Girl Jordan: Lets separate you all first.

Girl Jordan and Leeli held hands.

(YURGEN'S TUNE PLAYS)

The skies had leaves and flowers flying in the wind along with sea dragons singing in the background

Girl Jordan and Leeli: (SINGING DIVINELY AS LEELI HAD FIREFLIES SWIRL AROUND HER AND GIRL JORDAN HAD HER AQUA BLUE AURA FLARED UP)

O holoré lay thee low

Holoél dark in the Deep

Down beneath the earth you go

Go holoré fast to sleep

O holoré lay thee low

Holoél dark in the Deep

Down beneath the earth you go

Go holoré fast to sleep

Fast to sleep

Fast to sleep

Dark holoré in the Deep

Rise again holoré now

Spring abundant holoél

Render green the dying bough

Raise the rock where Yurgen fell

Raise the rock

Raise the rock

Raise the rock

Raise the rock

Raise the rock

Raise the rock

Raise the rock

Raise the rock

Spring abundant holoél

They both glowed and the Anothers were separated.

Me: Time for action.

We fired waves of energy and elements and blasted the Anothers.

Nico then chewed the Another Indigestible Wad!

Me: EW! Nico spit that out! You don't know where that gum has been!

Nico pouted.

Nico spit it out and it went into Lana's mouth.

Lana: Mmm! Good gum.

Me: (LAUGHS) Lana.

Nico: (LAUGHS) That's funny.

Cassie Cardassia: (LAUGHS) That's one thing that doesn't change about Lana.

Me: Yeah always loves gross stuff. Especially eating Oogie Boogie's and Timon and Pumbaa's bugs.

Nico: What about the Ridebooks.

I showed them in my hands.

Me: Got them already.

Nico: Oh sorry.

Qin: Yeah.

Nico: You done Lana?

Lana: Yep.

She spit it out and I pulled out a tissue and wrapped it up.

I teleported it into a trash can.

Nico: Nice.

May: Now we wait.

Me: Yep.

Qin: This will be fun though.

Laney: Yep.

Maria: I'm saving the MOE cannon for tomorrow

Nico: Okay.

Me: Here she comes!

We saw ANOTHER RAGDOLL!

Me: Another Ragdoll!

Lola: Whoa!

Another Ragdoll: (In a girls voice) It's fun though.

Me: (GASP) That voice.

She reverted back and was a girl with aqua blue hair and had blue eyes, a lightning bolt shaped scar over her left eye and she had blue angel wings and blue clothes and a tiara with the symbol of the Air Dopant on it and the same symbol on her skirt and she had a wind sword.

Me: Adrienne Air! Wow!

Adrienne Air: Awesome to see you again J.D.

Me: Same here. Adrienne is the Embodiment of the Air Dopant and she has amazing wind powers and she is also an amazing doll maker. She makes amazing dolls.

Adrienne Air: It's true.

She pulled out a doll she made that looked like her.

Adrienne Air: I make my own toys. Good money and everyone loves them.

Me: Awesome.

Nico: How did you get this?

Nico pointed to his eye.

Adrienne Air: Oh I accidentally got cut by my father as he was holding off an intruder. My dad was armed with a knife to hold him off.

Me: Ouch!

Xenia: That must've hurt!

Laney: You're lucky you didn't lose that eye.

Adrienne Air: I know.

Ragdoll: But those dolls you make are adorable.

Adrienne Air: I'm glad you like them.

Sougo: (gets out Grand Zi O Ridewatch) Did Swartz promise you anything?

Grand Time! (Orchestral rock music) Kuuga, Agito, Ryuki, Faiz, Bla~de! Hibiki, Kabuto, Den-O, Kiva, Deca~de! W! OOO! Fourze~! Wizard, Gaim, Drive~! Ghost! Ex-Aid! Build~! Iwae! Kamen Rider~! GrandZi-O~!

Geiz: (gets out Geiz Majesty Ridewatch) Because we can grant it instead.

Majesty Time! G3, Knight, Kaixa, Garren, Ibuki, Gattack~! Zeronos, Ixa, Diend, Accel~! Birth, Meteor, Beast, Baron! Mach, Specter, Bra~ve! Cro~ss-Z! Kamen Rider~! GeizMaje~sty!

Sougo became Grand Zi O while Geiz became Geiz Majesty.

Adrienne Air: No he didn't because I made this.

She pulled out a voodoo doll that looked like Swartz and it had pins in it.

Me: A Voodoo Doll.

Brittney: Not only are you gifted with making toys but you're gifted with making stuff from the supernatural.

Adrienne Air: Yeah I forced Swartz to let me go and I stabbed him in the crotch with a pin.

Me: Nice.

Sougo: Boy he must not have liked that!

Me: Yeah!

Zocks: That is cool!

Zocks and Kaito: ZENKAIJU GEAR!

They donned their Zenkaiju armor!

Nico: YEAH!

Lincoln: Lets separate you first.

Lincoln fired a wave of light and separated her.

Adrienne Air: Yeah! Now this.

She fired waves of wind and smashed the another all over.

Nico: I'm going to leave you in Stitches! (GETS OUT RAGDOLL'S RIDEWATCH)

May: Time for something FISHY! (Gets out Ebirah's ridewatch)

Maria: I'm gonna Rip you apart! (GETS OUT LEGO RED HULK'S RIDEWATCH)

They activated the ridewatches for Ragdoll, Indigestible Wad, Ebirah, Blue Fairy, Lego Red Hulk and Old Iron Face and fired waves of energy and elements and blasted the Another.

Thumbelina: Take this! (ACTIVATES INDIGESTIBLE WAD'S RIDEWATCH)

She fired waves of gum.

Then Black Spider, Ghost of Elias Kingston, Hysteria (Marvel), Crimson Jazz, Mira (Team Aqua) and D.A.V.E. Came.

Nico: Nice team Black Spider!

Black Spider: Thanks Nico.

?: Boy that is a cool one!

Jewel Man came!

Me: Jewel Man! Wow!

Jewel Man: (In a girls voice) This will be awesome and dazzling.

Nico: Jules Jewel! Wow!

Jules Jewel: Awesome to see you again Nico. I got this.

She fired waves of jewels and blasted the Another and I caught the Ridewatch and purified it.

Nico: YEAH!

Then she reverted back and was a girl with pink hair, blue eyes and had blue clothes and had wings like Flashwing's and she had a jewel in the middle of her forehead and had the Earth Skylanders Symbol on her arm.

Jules Jewel: That was awesome! (WHOA)

She tripped and then a crystal grew and May went flying! She was heading towards THE SUSHIMAKER OBSTACLE COURSE! And she landed into a tub of boiling hot lava. She screams and jumps out in pain, hits the sideways spring, and bounces into a steel wall. She falls onto the spiky conveyor belt's lever, which it turns on. May falls onto the conveyor belt and it takes her to the rolling wheel with sharp corals on it. May gets rolled on by the sharp corals, leaving her face bruised. May gets pummeled by boxing gloves until she becomes liquid. The liquefied May falls onto a shell seat. Four robotic arms grab her, stretch her and roll her up into a ball. May is placed into a cannon and it fires her far off into the distance until she hits the high school bell. May falls in front of the front doors just as the high school students march out and trample on top of her.]

May: Ow...

We ran over!

Jules Jewel: OH MY GOD! Sorry May I am a terrible klutz!

Me: Holy SHIT!

May: (In a lot of pain) I'm okay!

Me: Uh May you ARE NOT Okay!

Varie: Yeah!

Varie had May put on a gurney.

Thumbelina: Geez! Jules what's your favorite memory of Nico?

Jules Jewel: When me and Nico were in jewelry making class and he made this ring for me.

She showed a magnificent dark blue gold and rainbow diamond ring.

Jules Jewel: It's a ring that represents the planets of the solar system.

Me: (WHISTLES) That's beautiful.

Rarity: Oh my darling that is absolutely beautiful.

Nico: It sure is. And we had it sold at a jewelry shop for $100,000.00.

WE GASPED!

CLANG!

My jaw dropped.

Eli put it back.

Me: Wow! That is awesome!

Nico: Yep.

Nico and Jules hugged.

Nico: I've missed you.

Jules Jewel: Same here Nico.

We went back home.


After Nico's rescue, Lincoln and his harem, Me and my harem, Sumner Knudson, Patti Knudson, Sakura Knudson, Stellar, Stardust, Ken Knudson, Nico and his harem, Clyde and his harem, Naruto and his harem, Ed Cowart and his harem, Ets and his harem, Alex the Lion, Marty the Zebra, Melman the Giraffe, Gloria the Hippo, Gage the Hegehog, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Qin, Eli, Nicole Knudson and her siblings, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., Rita, Harriet Loud, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, Kuja, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, The Dynasty Warriors, The Samurai Warriors, Yakko, Cherry Hunter, Cammy, Milan Flare, Yoko, Wakko, Poison, Pyrrha Alexandra, Alice, Mimi Kitagami, Dot, Haneru Tobitatsu, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Z-Fighters, Max Goof, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), Baloo, King Mickey, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Aku-Aku, The Quantum Masks, Alternate Tawna, Spyro, Cynder, The Ghostforce, Rayman, Juniper Lee, The Louds' Scottish Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Demon Slayer Conglomerate, Anatankha, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Power Rangers, The Kamen Riders, Izuku and his friends, The Goths of Darkness, Sebastian Mendez, Darren Devereaux, Hiroshi Ohira, Brandon Skellington, Marshall Williams, Mal, Evie, Jay, Carlos, Ben, Norbert and Daggett, Heathcliff, Riff-Raff, Hector, Wordsworth, Mungo, Cleo, Leroy, Sylvester, Tom, Jerry, their friends and counterparts, Timmy Turner, Cosmo, Wanda, Poof, Trixie Tang, Sapphire, Emerald, Chester, A.J., Sanjay, Elmer, Chloe Carmichael, Tootie, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, and his harem, Universe 666 Clyde and his harem, Universe 666 Ets and his harem, The Lion Guard, Marinette and her friends, Sabrina Spellman, Liam, Carmen Rockell, The Teen Titans, The Royal Defenders, The Loonatics, Ty the Tasmanian Tiger, Sly the Tasmanian Tiger, Liu Kang, Kitana, Sonya Blade, Jax, Kung Lao, Sub-Zero, Nightwolf, Kotal Kahn, Jade, Jenny Wakeman, Pyris, Ippei Akagi, Ember, Diamond Sam and Jelli are heading to Vermont, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the seven girls here, but we got bad news.

A hated old enemy of me, Varie, and my family along with Lincoln and his Guardian Angels is back: her name is Miki Alden, and she's literally the worst person ever and she's even worse than the two sadistic monsters, Audrey Madison and Clarissa Mallory. When she stepped into high school in Colorado, she caused massive tons of pain and suffering to a ton of girls in Colorado because she got her sick kicks from exposing a lot of girls' deep dark secrets and ruining their lives to get what she wants and some of them had even taken their own lives, but she didn't care, she's nothing but a condescending misandrist bitch who sucks up to the teachers and principal to get away with what she's done.

But, when I exposed Miki, everyone decided to stand up to her and she got expelled and she was chased out of Colorado, but her desire to cause pain and suffering did not end, she escaped to Royal Woods and started doing the same thing again, but Lincoln and his Guardian Angels gathered tons of evidence on her, and they exposed her to everyone in school and Royal Woods, and they also heard of what she did in Colorado, and needless to say, Miki got in big trouble there as well and she was also expelled. But, before she could escape, officers from The Colorado Police Department came and they arrested Miki. It turns out everyone in Colorado and Michigan decided to sue her and take her to court to get compensation from her, but Miki being the bitch that she was refused to even give them a single penny. But, her parents, having had enough of Miki and her antics, disowned Miki and since they were not responsible for what Miki had done, they were shown sympathy, but there's none for her. In the end, Miki was ordered by the judge to pay over $900,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 in damages for compensation, but Miki being the bitch that she is still refused to pay compensation saying that all girls are weak and if she ever gets out, she'll go after them again and even threatened the lives of me, Sakura, Elaine, Varie, my parents, Lincoln, and his Guardian Angels for ruining her life.

So, needless to say, Miki was thrown into the workforce and was working in harsh conditions and was given an electric monitoring ankle bracelet to monitor her and it'll also warn them if she tries to get away. All of this drove Miki crazy, and in her insane rage, she murdered her bosses and escaped to get revenge. But, we're through with her, we are going to take her down, but we're not sending her back to that workplace, she's going to be given The Gessius Flores Vengeance Curse and we're going to collect the $900,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 in damages for compensation for the victims she hurt in the past, but here's the twist: after we get the $900,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 out of Miki, The Gessius Flores Vengeance Curse will be taken off her, and then, she's going to get killed and sent to The Black Gates forever.

Lincoln: Whoa, we're here in Vermont, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the seven girls here, but we got bad news.

Varie: I think I know what that bad news is, Lincoln. J.D., Mr. and Mrs. Knudson, you aren't going to like it. But, our old enemy, Miki Alden's back.

I gasped along with my parents.

Me: WHAT?! MIKI ALDEN'S BACK?!

Sakura and Elaine Knudson: Not that life-wrecking sadistic bitch!

But, this also drew the attention of Lincoln and his Guardian Angels!

Selene Emperyous: What the HELL?! That bitch is back?!

Nicole: Dad, Mom, Grandma, Grandpa, Aunts Sakura and Elaine, you guys know her, same with Lincoln and his Guardian Angels?!

Me: I wish we hadn't!

Lincoln: Same here.

Sakura Knudson: And you guys won't like her one bit, Miki Alden is literally the worst person ever and she's even worse than the two sadistic monsters, Audrey Madison and Clarissa Mallory. Before I got kidnapped by Swartz, she caused me nothing but trouble when I was in middle school.

Me: And when I was in high school, that bitch always enjoyed causing trouble.

FLASHBACK TO MY DAYS IN MY OLD HIGH SCHOOL IN COLORADO.

In my old high school in Colorado, a girl with black hair and dressed in black clothes came inside our classroom, but she had a presence of pure evil around her, this is Miki Alden. Then, memories played of Miki spilling the girls' deepest darkest secrets and many of them wound up committing suicide.

Me: When she stepped into high school in Colorado, she caused massive tons of pain and suffering to a ton of girls in Colorado because she got her sick kicks from exposing a lot of girls' deep dark secrets and ruining their lives to get what she wants and some of them had even taken their own lives, but she didn't care, she's nothing but a condescending misandrist bitch who sucks up to the teachers and principal to get away with what she's done.

We gasped.

Nico: She really is nothing more than a condescending heartless bitch!

Me: Yep, so I decided enough was enough. I decided to gather tons of evidence to expose Miki, and once I exposed her to the entire school, everyone decided to stand up to her and they all helped me in my crusade. In the end, she got expelled from school and she was chased out of Colorado.

Qin: Good riddance.

Me: That's what I thought.

Selene Emperyous: That's right, Miki's desire to cause pain and suffering did not end, she escaped to Michigan and started doing the same thing again.

FLASHBACK

Selene Arcangela: Years after Miki got chased out of Colorado, she came here to Gotham Royal York's high school, and almost immediately, Miki started doing the same thing again: she was ruining many girls' lives by spilling their secrets and many of them took their own lives and she was enjoying it and even laughing at their torment.

Scenes of Miki ruining many girls' lives at Gotham Royal York High School played and many of them taking their own lives as Miki enjoyed the chaos she caused and her laughing maliciously at their torment was heard.

Nico: What a piece of shit!

Lincoln: Exactly what we said. But, we decided that enough was enough, and like J.D., my Guardian Angels and I began gathering tons of evidence on her, and soon, we exposed her to everyone in the school and all of Michigan.

Past Student: I can't believe what that bitch did! So, it was all her fault that many of our friends had taken their lives!

Past Male Student: I lost my girlfriend because of that slut!

Lincoln: And they also heard of what she did in Colorado, and needless to say, Miki got in big trouble there as well and she was also expelled.

Past Principal Rivers: I cannot believe you. You have absolutely defiled the integrity and sanctity of our school. Miki, you are expelled!

Past Miki Alden: SCREW YOU, BITCH! (RAN OUT OF THE OFFICE)

Lincoln: But, before she could escape again, officers from The Colorado Police Department came and they arrested Miki. It turns out everyone in Colorado and Michigan decided to sue her and take her to court to get compensation from her.

Me: That was to help my old friends in Colorado and you did the same for here in Michigan, but Miki being the bitch that she was refused to even give them a single penny.

Qin: Crazy slut!

Lincoln: But, her parents, disgusted and having had enough of her antics, had disowned Miki and since they weren't responsible for what Miki had done, they were shown sympathy, but there was none for her.

In court, everyone was glaring at Miki who was dressed in an orange prison jumpsuit, but she gave death threats to them, but they didn't care and that really pissed her off that she couldn't scare them anymore.

Me: In the end, Miki was ordered by the judge to pay over $900,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 in damages for compensation, but Miki being the bitch that she is still refused to pay compensation saying that all girls are weak and if she ever gets out, she'll go after them again and even threatened the lives of me, Sakura, Elaine, Varie, my parents, Lincoln, and his Guardian Angels for ruining her life.

Everyone gasped.

Nico: Sheesh, she really is worse than Audrey Madison and Clarissa Mallory, she's a Class S bitch!

Me: Yep, so, needless to say, Miki was thrown into the workforce and was working in harsh conditions and was given an electric monitoring ankle bracelet to monitor her and it'll also warn them if she tries to get away.

Lincoln: All of this eventually drove Miki crazy: from J.D. exposing her in Colorado to me to my Guardian Angels and I exposing her in Michigan and getting disowned from her family because of what she'd done, and in her insane rage, she murdered her bosses and escaped to get revenge.

Me: But, we're through with that unreasonable heartless insane bitch, we're going to take her down, but we're not sending her back to work, she's going to be given The Gessius Flores Vengeance Curse and we're going to collect the $900,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 in damages for compensation for the victims she hurt in the past.

Lincoln: But here's the twist: after we get the $900,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 out of Miki, The Gessius Flores Vengeance Curse will be taken off her, and then, she's going to get killed and sent to The Black Gates forever.

Nico: Nice. Plus, with her being the unreasonable and heartless bitch that she is, she wasn't going to pay any compensation at all, she's such a monster.

Jenny Wakeman: We better find her before she seriously hurts someone else on her insane rampage.

Lincoln: Right, Jenny. Now, where the heck is that monster hiding?

Suddenly, we saw a very beautiful and super sexy girl with long midnight black hair and flower clip in her hair, red eyes, she was tall at 7'0" in height, she has the body of a goddess and large breasts, fair skin, she has massive and beautiful rainbow angel wings with white wings in front, she's dressed in a purple short-sleeved frilly shirt, necklace with pearls and purple gem for the pendant, purple skirt with crescent moon on it, purple stockings, white bridal gloves, purple knee-high high-heeled boots with butterfly buckles, and long white long-sleeved trenchcoat with Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, and Explosions, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails and on the back is a phoenix and angel with stars reflecting off them, and holstered on her back is a massive gold angel greatsword with runes etched on the 7'9" massive, wide, double-edged gold blade, large gold angel faces built into both sides of the hilt, longer midnight black handle, gold chain for the guard, and gold pointed tip for the pommel, and with her are the the seven girls.

Lincoln: (GASPS) Marlene Knudson.

Me, Sakura Knudson, Sumner, and Patti: Marlene?!

Marlene Knudson: Yep, and I got the girls away from that insane monster bitch before she could kill them.

?: YOU GODDAMN KNUDSON ASSHOLES AND YOU ASSHOLES OF MICHIGAN, I WILL KILL YOU ALL FOR RUINING MY LIFE!

We then saw our target, Miki Alden, and she was indeed absolutely insane and consumed by rage at what we did in exposing her misdeeds.

Me: Never thought I'd see your ugly mug here again, Miki!

Sakura Knudson: You've always been such a pain in the butt, you condescending bitch!

Elaine Knudson: I would've thought all of Colorado was done with you, but you never learn anything, do you?

Lincoln: And you're going to pay the $900,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 in damages for compensation to those who'd taken their lives in the past because of your actions, but we're doing it our way, Miki!

Lincoln fired a gold energy beam at Miki Alden, and it hit her and he gave her The Gessius Flores Vengeance Curse.

Sylvester: So, now all we got to do is get over $900,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 from her by attacking her.

Sylvester unholstered his Sylvester's Blood-Soaked Vampiric Demon Darkness Greatsword of The Dracul and transformed into Super Angel-Cat-Vampire-Acme Dark Knight-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Angel of Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Justice and Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Death.

Lincoln: Yep, so no one hold back, cause her as much pain and suffering and make her pay!

Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Almighty Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Greatsword of True Almighty Cosmic United Friendship Universal Storm Hope Elemental Bravery and True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Vampire-Werewolf-Buffalo-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Cosmic Harmony Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Harmony Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Harmony Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Hope, I unholstered my massive J.D. Knudson's Universal True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Angel Greatsword of Universal True Eternal Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Angel Justice from my back and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-January Wolf Moon-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Harmony January Wolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Harmony January Wolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Harmony January Wolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Hope, TLPS Mr. Wolf transformed into his Super Angel-Wolf-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga form and the rest of The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms and they unholster their massive greatswords, The Dynasty Warriors and Samurai Warriors unholstered their weapons, Lincoln's sisters and parents transformed into their Super Angel United Friendship Universal Eternal Xelnaga forms and unholstered their massive greatswords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholstered their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Crash Bandicoot unholstered his massive Crash Bandicoot's Skylands Ten Elemental Wolf Draconic Bandicoot Greatsword of Ten Elemental Skylands Justice and Ten Eternal Elemental Skylanders True Bravery from his back and he transformed into Super Angel-Bandicoot-Dragon-Elemental Skylander-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Ten Elemental Knight Elemental Skylander Draconic Bandicoot Angel of Divine Ten Element Skylands True Hero Knight Draconic Bandicoot Angel Justice and Divine Ten Element Skylands True Hero Knight Draconic Bandicoot Angel Bravery, Sherlock Hound unholstered his massive Sherlock Hound's Demonic Dark Knight Sparda's Eternal Angelic Demonic Demon Hound Greatsword of Demonic Dark Knight Eternal Angelic Demonic Demon Hound Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Demon Hound-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Stellar Blood-Stained Dark Demonic Darkness Dark Knight Demon Hound Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Star Blood-Stained Dark Demonic Darkness Dark Knight Demon Hound Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Star Blood-Stained Dark Demonic Darkness Dark Knight Demon Hound Phoenix Angel Compassion, Max Goof unholsters his massive Max Goof's Heavenly Archangel Gabriel's Eternal Unbreakable Bonds of True Friends and Angels Holy Archangel Keyblade of Justice from his back and transformed into Super Angel-Disney Knight-Archangel-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Heavenly Light Hellish Darkness Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Heavenly Light Hellish Darkness Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Heavenly Light Hellish Darkness Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel Hope, Timmy Turner transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Wolf Moon-Mysticon Pink Wolf Mage-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Magic Celestial Fairy Magical Elemental Fairy Mysticon Wolf Moon Angel of Divine Elemental Celestial Fairy Magical Fairy Wolf Moon Justice and Divine Elemental Celestial Fairy Magical Fairy Wolf Moon Hope and he has his Timmy Turner's Lupus the Wolf's Celestial Elemental Harmonious Fairy Wolf Moon Mage's Staff of Elemental Magic Justice out and his Royal Eye of Lupus orb ready as well, Norbert Beaver unholstered his massive Hydros' Primordial Maelstrom Ocean Beaver Greatsword of Primordial Maelstrom Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Beaver-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Beaver Angel of Divine Oceanic Primordial Water Justice and Divine Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Compassion, Yakko, Wakko, and Dot transformed into their Super Angel-Phoenix-Warner-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms, Inuyasha unholstered his Inuyasha's Dog Hanyou Tessaiga Demon Slayer Fang Greatsword of Dog Hanyou Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Dog Hanyou-Yokai-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Angel of Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Justice and Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Hope, Brandon Skellington had his Pumpkin Scepter of Halloween Town Justice still in hand, Hiroshi Ohira unholstered his massive Hiroshi Ohira's Destructive Inferno Firestorm Phoenix Firebird Angel Greatsword of Destructive Inferno Fire Phoenix Firebird Angel Vengeance and Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Firestorm Firebird-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel Rage, Kuja had his Brumel Cores and Kuja's Eternal Wizard Redemption Mage's Staff of Elemental Magic Redemption Wizard Justice ready and transformed into Super Angel-Genome-Wizard-Dragon-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Celestial Wizard Genome Terra Redemption Draconic Magic Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Celestial Wizard Genome Terra Redemption Draconic Magic Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Celestial Wizard Genome Terra Redemption Draconic Magic Phoenix Angel Hope, Darren Devereaux, Sebastian Mendez, Qin, Clyde and his harem, Baloo, Izuku and his friends, The Z-Fighters, Daggett, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Naruto and his harem, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Demon Slayer Conglomerate, Anatankha, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), The Demon Slayer Corps, The Ghostforce, The Louds' Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Loonatics, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, Mal, Evie, Jay, Carlos, Ben, Heathcliff and his friends, Jenny Wakeman and her team, Timmy's friends, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, and his harem, Universe 666 Clyde and his harem, Universe 666 Ets and his harem, my harem, Ed Cowart's harem, Ets' harem, Clyde's harem, Nico's harem, Lord Raiden and the Earthrealm Warriors, and The Royal Defenders got out their weapons, Rayman unholstered his massive Rayman's Eternal Night Dream Morpheus's Celtic Dream Eternal Night Dragon Fairy Phoenix Angel Greatsword of Peaceful Celtic Dream Eternal Night Dragon Fairy Phoenix Angel Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Dragon-Lum-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Eternal Celtic Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Dream Eternal Night Fairy Dragon Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Celtic Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Dream Eternal Night Fairy Dragon Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Eternal Celtic Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Dream Eternal Night Fairy Dragon Phoenix Angel Hope, Juniper Lee unholstered her Juniper Lee's Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Magicstorm Greatsword of Spirit World Magic Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Dragon-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Angel of Divine Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Justice and Divine Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Will, Liam unholstered his massive Liam Hunnicut's Arctic Qailertetang's Holy Arctic Thundersnow Greatsword of Holy Arctic Thundersnow Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Ice Dragon-Yuki-Onna-Musk Ox-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Angel of Divine Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Musk Ox Justice and Divine Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Musk Ox Hope, and Ed Cowart, Ets, Ken, Nicole, Nico, Gage the Hedgehog, and Eli unholstered our massive greatswords and we transformed, and we went after Miki Alden, and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Blue Fire, Sand, Bubbles, steel orbs, throwing axes, and mythological animals, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit her.

The sudden barrage of attacks had caused a shit ton of gold, gems, and other currencies to explode out of Miki, but we didn't stop there, we continued causing so much pain by attacking Miki all over the place, and tons more of gold, gems, and other currencies exploded out of her, and it actually went over $900,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, far exceeding the required amount for Miki Alden to pay compensation to her victims.

Then, Lincoln took the Gessius Flores Vengeance Curse off her, then he grabbed her by the neck with his left hand and threw her into a portal to The Black Gates he opened with a single thought and once she was thrown in and the portal closed, The Judgement Kanji appeared on her head and she burst into black flames and was erased forever. We cheered as we holstered our weapons and powered down

Me: We finally did it. But, wow, the amount we got exceeds $900,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 in damages for compensation that Miki was supposed to pay.

Lincoln: I know, but like we said, Miki refused to pay being the bitch that she is, so I figured we'd increase the compensation and this is more than enough to pay the compensation for her victims, and to this we say, go to Hell, Miki.

Sakura Knudson: You've hurt way too many innocent girls for the last time, you heartless bitch!

Me: Now, she can rot in Hell for the rest of her miserable life.

Lincoln: You said it. (To Marlene Knudson) And it's so good to see you again, Marlene.

Marlene Knudson: You too, Lincoln, it's been seven years since we last met, and it's so good to see you, Mom, Dad, Varie, Elaine, and Sakura again, J.D.

Me: You too, sis.

Lincoln went up to Marlene Knudson and he hugged her, and Marlene Knudson is very surprised at just how much taller, more handsome, and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him, and she also felt just how much more stronger and how much more muscular he's really become, and she had an atomic red blush on her face, and the atomic red blush on her face soon became even deeper when she saw he still has his vampire fangs and massive white angel wings with stars on the feathers and orange and aurora-colored tips on the feathers, large gold halo with four large orbiting gold rings on each corner behind his head, along with hearing his mature, deeper, and manlier voice and seeing the large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on his head, eleven massive and long white wolf tails with rainbow markings and rainbow tips and white rabbit tail with rainbow markings on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, thick hair on his massive forearms, stubble on his jawline, and chest hair on his pecs, He-Man's chest harness, and many other accessories, and she also met his familiars, the male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, the white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and the white Wolf Familiar, Seiko.

Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I haven't seen you since you were seventeen, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.

Marlene Knudson: Holy crap, you sure have, you've really really grown up to be very big and very strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the cute eleven-year-old little boy into a 18-year-old 8'5" tall, very handsome, and manly man with really massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, and you still have those vampire fangs and massive white angel wings, that's so awesome, and the large white wolf ears on your head and the eleven massive and long white wolf tails with markings and white rabbit tail on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, hair on your massive forearms, beard stubble on your jawline, and chest hair on your pecs and many accessories and large gold halo with four large gold rings orbiting behind your head, that's really new, along with getting He-Man's chest harness. You've really really grown a lot and became a man, but you're still the same kind boy from long ago, plus, you've also grown even more bigger in muscle mass, you can land an airplane on that massive, wider, and more muscular back, squash a melon with those really muscular quads and thighs, and cut a rock into a diamond on those rock-hard eight-pack abs, and there's not even a tape measure long enough to measure that chiseled chest or massive biceps. Plus, we've also met your familiars, and they are really awesome.

Eli: And he'd also been hit with massive amounts of cosmic radiation and he'd been imbued with the same powers as J.D., and he's become truly immortal, and Lincoln, you know her?

Lincoln: Indeed I do, Eli, this is Marlene Knudson, she's my Guardian Angel from Colorado and she is an awesome and very powerful Goth Girl with immense power over darkness, and she's also a master of The Dark Arts and all forms of dark magic, black magic, Satanic Magic, curses, and The Occult. But, here's the one thing that's bound to blow your minds and leave you flabbergasted: she's the younger sister of J.D., Sakura, and Elaine, and just like J.D. and Sakura, she was exposed to cosmic radiation and she gained omnipotent power as strong as ours and she became an extremely powerful master of Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, and Explosions, and she also grew and sprouted massive rainbow angel wings from her back and right in front of the massive rainbow angel wings are small white angel wings and her eyes turned red and they also glow red: The Glare of Justice, and she became an extremely powerful force of justice and hope to all.

Nico: Holy shit.

Me: Yeah, she's that powerful like me and Sakura. She defended Lincoln with an extremely fierce passion and she also trained him a lot and she also had added assistance from me as well, and she also knows how to give Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, Luan, Chandler, and the rest of Lincoln's enemies an extremely powerful beatdown and they should know better than to underestimate her because she's also extremely strong, fast, and agile: a true warrior and tactician in the fields of battle. Lincoln made her a beautiful necklace and flower hair accessory, and to show her thanks, she kissed Lincoln on the lips, and when he comes of age, he will marry her, and she hates all the jerks and all irredeemable villains, monsters, tyrants, bastards, bitches, and assholes with a blazing hot passion and she's also an expert when it comes to humiliating jerks and torturing criminals.

Eli: Then, that means...?!

Lincoln: I'm going to be truly related to J.D.'s family in the future when I marry Marlene.

Nico: I can guess it's going to be a huge one.

Me: Yep, especially when we get our family here for the wedding.

Lincoln: You got that right, and now that you're here, Marlene.

Lincoln went up to and hugged Marlene Knudson in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, he leaned his head down the right side of her neck, and he slowly bit her and he fed on their blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed along with his large gold halo and four orbiting gold rings on each corner of the halo behind his head and eleven massive and long white tails with rainbow tips and rainbow markings. He slowly unlatched his fangs from her neck as her necks healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit her.

Marlene Knudson: Wow, you're still just as gentle as ever when you feed on one of your Guardian Angels, Lincoln.

Suddenly, an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared on Marlene Knudson's neck with rainbow gems on the gold lightning bolts and rainbow crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of The Buddha along with a white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love on her neck.

Marlene Knudson: (Surprised) Lincoln, are these...?!

Lincoln: Yep, that's an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love and an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love, which means you're now part of my harem and my many future wives, Marlene Knudson.

Marlene Knudson had a smile on her face and tears in her eyes as Lincoln still had his massive and powerful muscular arms around her and he leaned down to her face and kissed her on the lips and she also returned it, and we cheered for them, then we went up to the seven girls, and when Lincoln saw them, he immediately recognized them. The seven girls are Lucie Menelumia, Evelyn Celebrian, Firis Hagerhelm, Nol, Delva Celebrian, Elda Ballad, and Misery Stentrem from Youkoso! Skebe Elf no Mori he.

Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Lucie Menelumia, Evelyn Celebrian, Firis Hagerhelm, Nol, Delva Celebrian, Elda Ballad, and Misery Stentrem from Youkoso! Skebe Elf no Mori he.

Ed Cowart: Whoa, looks like you've rescued some smoking hot and voluptuous elves from that bitch.

Lincoln: Ed.

Lincoln had a mallet in one of his eleven massive and long white tails and it was over Ed Cowart's head, and when Ed Cowart saw it, he did the Chuck-Outta-Luck Pathetic Eyes and he dodged the mallet as it came down on him and we snickered.

Nicole: He warned you.

Lincoln: Are you girls okay?

Lucie Menelumia: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.

Then, when Lucie Menelumia and the other six girls saw who it was that saved them from Miki Alden, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 18-year-old 8'5" tall, handsome hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, long wild white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair and large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on top of his head with large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four large orbiting golden rings on each corner behind his head, thick hair on his massive muscular forearms and beard stubble on his jawline, rainbow colored thunderbird with gold lightning bolt in its claws and the Ebonwu Squadron emblem on its chest emblazoned on his forehead and Third Eye with rainbow iris, rows of straight teeth with vampire fangs, Crest of Miracles on his massive right pec and golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle on his massive left pec, Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his massive, wider, and more muscular back, and on top is the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, Vampire Bat, Werewolf, and Buffalo and a Rinnegan-like marking, and right below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a rainbow kanji with nine magatama in between that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Almighty Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Almighty Master of The Elemental Forces, The Storms, The Cosmos, and The Universe, Master of Hero Personas and Many Powers, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Voice of Reason, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, Golden-Hearted Lover and Father of Many Kids, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Son of Lynn Sr. and Rita Loud, Loving Grandson of Albert Loud and Samuel Loud, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Future Husband, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family, Powerful Alpha Vampire-Werewolf-Cyborg Hybrid, Descendant of The Seventeenth Century Duke Lincoln McLoud of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Archenemy of Max Dillon Also Known as Electro, Destroyer and Slayer of Extremely Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry, Psychotic, Irredeemable Bastards and Tyrants, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, Jack-Of-All-Trades, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True God of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Savior of The Loud House and Michigan, True Immortal Hero and God, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of Many of Team Loud Phoenix Storm's Branch Teams, Spice Demon of The Loud Family, Surfer of The Legendary Wave Humungadunga, Third-In-Command And Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Emissary of The Cosmos and The Heavens, Ambassador of Harmony, Friendship, Purity, Hope, Courage, and Love, and God of Friendship, Hope, Love, Courage, and Justice Dodgeball Angel King of Gotham Royal York, The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms and Warriors of Japan, Fearsome Defender of His Many Guardian Angels, and Destroyer of The House of Damaskinos", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it on his broad left shoulder, and Mark of Manhood tattoo of a male bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" on his massive left muscular forearm, and he had his Rabbit Miraculous, Eini, with him, his male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, his white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and his white Wolf Familiar, Seiko, along with Darkus Battle Ax Vladitor, Darkus Omega Leonidas, Pyrus Omega Leonidas, Haos Omega Leonidas, Subterra Omega Leonidas, Ventus Omega Leonidas, and Ventus Omega Leonidas.

He had his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Almighty Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Greatsword of True Almighty Cosmic United Friendship Universal Storm Hope Elemental Bravery and True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds, The Sickle Swords of Hinon, and the purified Universe 666 version of The Miracle Box holstered on his wider and muscular back, his large orange Crystal Saber, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, his Omnipotent Elemental Thunderbird Phoenix Angel of Universal Harmonious Loud Justice, Mythological Hope, and Eternal Love Almighty Book, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Elemental Harmony on his left hip, his Eater of Sins revolver and Elemental Universal Thunderbird hand-cannon Blaster holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation and embedded Stone of Gelel on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted gold metal bands with multi-colored on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, large gold Bracers of The Champions of the Universe with large rainbow gems on his large wrists with the Dragon Ball Bracelet on the left large gold cuff bracer and other bracelets merged with the left large gold Bracer and large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony shrunk to the size of a gem on top, massive indestructible white angel wings with stars and orange and aurora-colored tips on the large white feathers and eleven massive and long powerful white wolf tails with rainbow tips and rainbow markings with white rabbit tail on top of the eleven massive and long white wolf tails, he has on He-Man's chest harness with colored gems on the gold crisscross straps and gold metal circular chest plate with phoenix carved on it and surrounded by red gems and on the back of the straps is a kanji that said Lincoln Loud, Truly Loving Gold-Hearted Brother, Son, Grandson, and Father, and he was dressed in an orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long white trenchcoat coattails with Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Moonlight, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Great Old Ones, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids on the coattails and they also had intense powerful rainbow hot flames coming off them and hanging mini silver lightning bolts on the coattails held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large golden buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and large rainbow gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large royal blue pants with rainbow fire and multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs, and large gold armored knee-high boots with colored gems on them, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with rainbow gems for eyes the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, Cosmic, Universe, God, and Eternity Kanjis on the heads, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and rainbow crystal links from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with a large rainbow Thunderbird-shaped Element of Harmony and a large silver Buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, Cosmic, Universe, God, and Eternity Kanjis Kanjis on its head for the pendant on his bare chest with chest hair on his pecs, large white and gold accented Elemental Choker of Eternal Love and Thunderbird pendant on his neck, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, his Ring of The Phoenix large multi-colored gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Werewolf, and Buffalo on his right ring finger, Blue Lantern ring on his left ring finger and small planets orbiting around his fingers like rings, claws on his fingers with gold armored finger claws over his fingers, he has twelve large planets orbiting around his legs and twelve smaller planets orbiting around his waist and an immense rainbow protective aura with swirling elements around him.

Lucie Menelumia: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.

Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet the rest of you.

Lincoln made six clones of himself, and he and his clones went up to the girls, and they hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they leaned down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the thick muscular necks of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene, and he slowly bit them and he fed on their blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as them, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed along with his large gold halo and four orbiting gold rings on each corner of the halo behind his head. He then slowly unlatched his fangs from their necks as their necks healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit them.

Lucie Menelumia: (Seductively and rubs her hands on Lincoln's massive pecs) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.

Suddenly, seven Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Lucie Menelumia, Evelyn Celebrian, Firis Hagerhelm, Nol, Delva Celebrian, Elda Ballad, and Misery Stentrem with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha along with white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks. We returned to The World Tree Estate and told everyone what had happened, and they were shocked to find out the villain we went after was none other than an old enemy of me, my family, and Lincoln and his Guardian Angels named Miki Alden, and when we told them of her history, they were pissed.

But, when Lincoln what he did in putting the Gessius Flores Vengeance Curse on her and us beating her senseless and eventually getting over $900,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 in compensation for the damages done to those who'd taken their own lives because of Miki's mayhem and then once it was done Lincoln took the curse off and threw her into a portal to The Black Gates that he opened up and he threw her in and she was erased forever, everyone cheered and hugged us and Lincoln's harem kissed him on the cheek. Lincoln and Marlene Knudson have a lot of catching up to do, now that she's back in town.

Maria: Aw man, you guys should've asked the rest of us to also join in.

Lincoln: Sorry about that.

William: But, it was really personal for you and J.D.

Nico: She caused Hell for everyone in Colorado and Michigan, she didn't expect the consequences for her little insanity spree.

Me: She didn't, but in the end, she paid the price and now, she's in The Black Gates forever.

Eli: Good riddance.

We then gave the $900,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 in compensation for the damages done to the families of those who'd taken their own lives because of Miki's mayhem, and one day, Lincoln is going to bring them back as an early Christmas miracle: a promise he intends to live up to.


After destroying Miki Alden after getting the compensation money that she was owed for all those who had their lives ruined because of her and even taking their own lives, we were training intensely in the gym, doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and we were also doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get our eleven massive and long wolf tails even more stronger than ever as well, and when Marlene Knudson saw Lincoln doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear his mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, she had an atomic red blush on her face, hearts in her eyes, and her nose was bleeding.

Melanie Martinez: My God, I was right that Lincoln's really grown into a 18-year-old, 8'5" tall, really big, handsome, sexy, and extremely super strong manly man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs really hard at work, and really working out with those 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells and he's not even getting tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan, and he's also doing 900,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, and he now looks even more ripped than ever. He's definitely been continuing on bodybuilding and working out even more for many years, and because of that along with the combination of his diet plan that we gave him, along with his hyperpuberty and genes, he'd gained the powerful and massive body that all bodybuilders could only dream of. If anyone tried to mess with him now, they were in for a world of hurt and trouble, and he's always been there to defend and protect us from Chandler, his goons, Pablo, Anderson, and Hawk and Hank at school or out in public, and he was also quick to defend us from Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan if they get out of search control again, along with Killjoy Huggins.

Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under a lot of very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, Marlene, and I can still defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger and bigger in muscle mass, I've also gotten smarter as well.

Marlene Knudson: That's incredible, and we'd already known just how strong you were long ago ever since you did some wrestling and working out with some of the other Guardian Angels long ago, and we're so proud of just how much stronger you've gotten, and just how much taller you've gotten, along with getting that much bigger in muscle mass, and you've also been getting smarter as well.

Me: You got that right, plus, we heard all of the stories from Lincoln about you girls and about how you all helped him in his training to become an emerging hero before Team Loud Phoenix Storm was formed, and how he grew from the little boy from years ago into the really big, really strong, and really powerful man we know today.

Marlene Knudson: I knew it was only a matter of time before he told everyone that story.

Nico: Yep. So, Marlene, what memories do you have with Lincoln?

Marlene Knudson: There is one memory that I have with Lincoln, and it was on our date at Boulder Reservoir in Colorado, which was arranged by my brother, but of course, there is an incident involving Lynn, the extremely violent member of The Trinity of Violence.

Me: I was still stunned that Lynn did something to piss off my sister.

Nico: Wait, Lynn did what?!

Luna: You'll see what we mean in the video.

Marlene Knudson played a video on the big screen and it shows Lincoln and Marlene Knudson at Boulder Reservoir: Lincoln was in his orange speedo and sandals and Marlene Knudson was in a two-piece bikini and sandals, and they were having fun swimming in the water.

Past Marlene Knudson: This is really awesome, I always love coming here to Boulder Reservoir.

Past Lincoln: Same here, Marlene.

Past Marlene Knudson: Plus, I was so glad that J.D. arranged this for us, we've got to get him something from here.

?: LOUD MONSTROUS BELCH!

Suddenly, they heard a loud monstrous belch and caught the stench of B.O., feet, and sweaty armpits in the air.

Past Lincoln: Oh great, there's no mistaking that loud monstrous belch along with the stench of B.O., feet, and sweaty armpits in the air. Get out here right now, Lynn, or else, I'll blast you out.

Suddenly, they saw Lynn come out, and she was really out for blood again, then, Lynn charged on all fours like a mad bull and was about to attack Lincoln and Marlene Knudson, but Lincoln and Marlene Knudson punched her and sent her flying into a tree. She got back out, but she roared and beat her chest like a gorilla, now she was really extremely pissed off.

Past Lincoln: You've got some nerve coming after us, Lynn, I would've thought you'd learn your lesson, but I was wrong. Now, I'm going to put you right back in your place, you filthy animal!

Lincoln's massive white angel wings spread out and he had his massive greatsword in hand, and we knew it meant trouble when that happens. Lynn roared like an enraged animal again and she charged and went at Lincoln, but he reared his left fist back, and he'd landed a mean uppercut to Lynn's stomach knocking the wind out of her, and then, he unleashed a massive storm of slashes from his massive greatsword and they slashed off Lynn's clothes leaving her in her bra and dirty jockstrap and Lincoln fired powerful water blasts at Lynn and gave her a bath. Then, Marlene opened up a portal back to Michigan and Lincoln and Marlene reared their left and right fists back and gave Lynn two nasty punches to the face that sent her flying back to The Loud House and she was thrown in her cage again.

Past Lincoln: When the rest of the family hears of this, they're really going to give Lynn hell.

Past Marlene Knudson: Especially Mom, Dad, Varie, and J.D. But, that was truly amazing, what I saw just now, you really have been getting stronger and stronger still because of our training regimen and constant working out, Lincoln.

Lincoln wrapped his massive and muscular arms around Marlene Knudson's waist and he gave her a kiss on the lips which she returned as the video ended.

Nico: Sheesh, Lynn, you really didn't know when to quit!

Me: When Lincoln told us about what Lynn tried to do again, we were so extremely pissed off beyond imagination, and she had guts flying all the way to Boulder Reservoir Beach, but she had it coming for trying to kill him again.

Luna: You got that right, and that's when you flipped out and called her Belchy McFarty again, along with your parents and Varie, and boy were they mad.

Lincoln: That set Lynn off big time, but before she could attack J.D., Varie, and his parents, I grabbed her by the waist with one of my eleven massive and long white tails and restricted her.

Nico: Sheesh.

Marlene Knudson: It almost got ugly. Lynn had some nerve coming after us in Colorado and trying to ruin our date because she still wanted to kill Lincoln again! After what that belching farting four-legged monstrosity has done to Lincoln in the past, I wanted to punch Lynn in the face, but Lincoln sent her flying with one punch, but when she got out and she roared and beat her chest like a gorilla, that's when Lincoln got serious. She had it coming. But, Lynn has since been freed from her Dark Side forever and she's finally back to who she was.

Me: That was because of Chase Young's Dark Side, he really is nothing more than the embodiment of evil.

Lincoln: You got that right, he was a monster who enjoyed causing pain and suffering to so many.

We got a shower afterwards, and then, Lincoln, Tanya, Khameleon, Simulator Cherry Jam, and Simulator Peppermint Fizz are heading to Orange Ocean.

Lincoln snapped his fingers, and the 18-year-old, white-haired, 8'5", handsome and extremely muscular man had on his new large orange and black speedo with a Thunderbird and a lightning bolt surrounded by elemental forces and stars on it with rainbow flames coming off the speedo, orange sandals, his jewelry and accessories, and he had his weapons holstered in case of trouble.

And Tanya, Khameleon, Simulator Cherry Jam, and Simulator Peppermint Fizz are dressed in two-piece colored bikinis The Musiqidandi Sisters made for them, colored sandals, and they had their weapons holstered in case of trouble. Plus, we found out Tanya, Khameleon, Simulator Cherry Jam, and Simulator Peppermint Fizz all had feelings for Lincoln, and he also had feelings for them, and he also saved them all from an ambush by a group of musclebound thugs Flip hired to kill them, Lincoln sucked out their muscle mass, virility, strength, blood, and life energy as it killed them all which made those buttfaces go insane with anger, until Lincoln fired energy blasts at those buttfaces and more gold and jewels and treasures came out of them, but they also got to keep their heads up, they got word that mutant has sent more muscle-bound thugs to kill them.

Khameleon: Wow, so, this is Orange Ocean, it sure is beautiful.

Lincoln: It sure is, Khameleon, and it's perfect for our first date. Shall we?

Lincoln, Tanya, Khameleon, Simulator Cherry Jam, and Simulator Peppermint Fizz dived into the waters and they had fun swimming in the ocean, and they also saw the creatures that lived there, then, they went back to the beach and they had an awesome volleyball match, and Tanya, Khameleon, Simulator Cherry Jam, and Simulator Peppermint Fizz got an extremely massive and deep atomic red blush on their faces when they saw Lincoln lift thirteen massive 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells Lincoln summoned in his large and strong hands and thirteen massive and long white wolf tails.

But then, they saw the hulking muscle-bound thugs that Flip hired coming after them, but Lincoln fired vacuum tubes from his chest which latched onto the chests of Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs, and then, the vacuum tubes literally began sucking Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs dry of all their massive muscle mass, virility, blood, and physical strength, and all of it was being pumped into Lincoln and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed and he also grew even stronger. When Lincoln was done, the vacuum tubes detached themselves from the chests of the thugs and went back into Lincoln, and the thugs were now dead from blood loss and thin as a rake and he fired a blast of red energy and destroyed them leaving them as ashes.

Lincoln: Nice try, you stupid mutant!

Then, they had some lunch, and then, as the sun was about to set, Lincoln made clones of himself and he and his clones went up to Tanya, Khameleon, Simulator Cherry Jam, and Simulator Peppermint Fizz and they hugged the girls in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and Solana, Simulator Suzie, and Simulator Florinda Showers placed their hands on the massive pecs of Lincoln and his clones, and then, they shared a passionate and romantic kiss and he also marked them as he slowly sank his fangs into them and fed on their blood. They came back home to The World Tree Estate, and Nico and I saw Lincoln covered in kisses on his face, body, and eight-pack abs.

Me: (Whistles) Wow, it looks like you really had a good time at Orange Ocean, eh, Lincoln?

Lincoln: (In Heaven) It...was...so... AWESOME!

Suddenly, four Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Tanya, Khameleon, Simulator Cherry Jam, and Simulator Peppermint Fizz with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha and white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks.

Lily the Mermaid: Whoa, now Tanya, Khameleon, Simulator Cherry Jam, and Simulator Peppermint Fizz are in your harem, Linky.

Nitara: I was quite surprised that you were willing to give Tanya a chance, Lincoln, same with all of us despite her crimes against Edenia.

Kitana: Needless to say, she is still part of Edenia.

Universe 666 Nitara: So, he's willing to give her a chance.

Nitara: He is. But, let me make one thing clear, Tanya, if you so much as hurt Lincoln in any way or even think of betraying him and breaking his heart, you will not survive our wrath.

Lincoln's Guardian Angels and harem had their hands on the handles of their massive greatswords and they also had a glare in their eyes.

Jenna: And Flip had some nerve trying to kill them, that mutant is just making things much worse for himself.

Serena Logan: I always knew that stupid mutant cheapskate was and always will be nothing but fucking trouble, and he's just making things worse for himself.

Rarity: And trying to kill Tanya, Khameleon, Simulator Cherry Jam, and Simulator Peppermint Fizz, now that repulsive ape is really going to get it.

Lincoln: And we also had a run-in with more of the hulking muscle-bound hired thugs they sent to kill us yet again, but I sucked out their muscle mass, strength, and virility and killed them all and sent them to The Black Gates, and that mutant should be screaming with pure vengeance and hate at us in 3...2...1!

Suddenly, we heard Flip scream and bellow with extreme hatred and rage and cursing right at us, and now, that moron has officially lost his mind.

Maria: (Flips Flip the middle finger) Yeah, up yours, you mutant moronic cheapskate!

Nico: Even after we kicked Flip's miserable hide, that mutant still refuses to quit!

Lincoln: Same with Lewis Travolta, Dark Amy, Icky Vicky, Billy McLean, Pablo, Anderson, and the other jerks at Dad's restaurant, but it's much more fun to see their thugs get killed by me.

Me: It sure is, and it's so much more fun seeing them blow their stacks!

We then saw Lincoln form a viewing window, and then, Lincoln snapped his fingers.

SNAPS FINGERS!

We saw a massive funnel appeared in Flip's mouth, and then, massive cartons of the extremely powerful laxatives that Shizuka and her sisters used on Killjoy Huggins and Lewis Travolta appeared over the funnel.

Me: (GASPS) ARE THOSE...?!

Nico: The extremely powerful laxatives Shizuka and her sisters used on Killjoy Huggins and Lewis Travolta?!

Luna: DO IT, BRO!

Then, the extremely powerful laxatives were dumped into Flip's mouth and the funnel was removed. Then, Flip's stomach gurgled and rumbled, and then...!

MASSIVELY LOUD AND EXTREMELY WET FART!

Flip farted and massive tons of gold, jewels, gems, and other currencies exploded out of his three-cheeked butt like crazy!

Flip stopped farting like crazy.

Lincoln: That's for trying to get your musclebound thugs to murder me and the girls in my harem, you disgusting three butt-cheeked mutant!

Nico: Jeez. Those laxatives are really powerful, I still remember when you tried that prank on me years ago, Connor, but that failed.

Me: Because of you using Walker's powers.

Connor Chan: Flip's really pissing me off now, if he does this again, I'm gonna shove a grenade down his throat!

Nico: Connor, I know you're angry, but we're saving it for December 1st when we kill him, Icky Vicky, and Xehanort. Now, don't even think of getting into the weapons room or I'm telling Dad!

Connor Chan: Tattle tale.

Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes, the rainbow iris of his Third Eye, his cutie mark tattoo on his back and Thunderbolt cutie mark with circle of surrounding elements on his massive left pec glowed, and the rainbow colored iris of Lincoln, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., and Rita's Third Eye, and everyone else's Third Eye glowed even more and our rainbow energy auras, rainbow protective auras, and rainbow fire auras flared up even more, as they sensed a massively powerful energy signal with their eyes and the Force, and they saw who the figure was in the vision: the figure was none other than Universe 666 Naruto who's come back from the dead and it was due to the dark actions of Universe 666 Sebastian's hidden contingency plan, and he's come here to destroy us and take revenge. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.

Lincoln: Oh dear God! You psychopathic, little...!

Rayman: I can guess that we got big trouble heading our way. Lincoln, who was it that you saw?

Lincoln: You guessed it, Rayman, and this is someone that we're so not going to like one bit. Nico, everyone, we've got a seriously huge emergency. I just had a vision and I saw who it was that we're going to confront today, the figure is none other than Universe 666 Naruto who's come back from the dead and it was due to the dark actions of Universe 666 Sebastian's hidden contingency plan, and he's come here to destroy us and take revenge.

WE GASPED IN UTTER HORROR!

Universe 666 Me: HE DID WHAT?!

Me: Of all the dirty...! How the Hell did this happen?! When Nico nuked his castle, everything should have been destroyed which also included his plans.

King Kai: (Telepathically) I'm afraid he had that plan set up when you guys finally went after Slappy and Bob Roth, despite his completely insane state, he knew that if he gets killed, he wouldn't be able to still get revenge on you all.

Nico: So, he set that plan up early and it triggered once we killed him yesterday. Damn him!

Kenzie Kurama: I can't believe it, he set this contingency plan up early and once we killed him, that triggered it as a final "fuck you" to all of us. He really pissed us off big time! Well, then, we'll play his final twisted game and destroy every last one of the Universe 666 Jinchuriki.

Eli: But, are they just as powerful as the Jinchuriki we know?

Lincoln: Not exactly, Eli. They're strong, but not at that same level as the ones we all know, but just like what I've done to all the most powerful supervillains and monsters we've faced off against, I'm going to absorb them, first I'm going to use The Nine Phantom Dragons on the Universe 666 Tailed Beasts, and then, I'm going to use my Cell Stingers to absorb their lifeless bodies.

Me: Of course, if I remember right, The Akatsuki have used that Sealing Jutsu to remove the Tailed Beasts and seal them into the Statue.

Nico: That'll work perfectly. Alright, gang, let's head to the park and destroy Universe 666 Naruto.

Lincoln: There is absolutely no way we're going to let him run wild any longer, we're hunting him down.

Kenzie Kurama: I already know of how vicious that Naruto and Kurama are, but wait until they face us, Lincoln, we'll make them regret ever being resurrected.

Lincoln put up a rainbow energy field around The World Tree Estate and all of us headed out to the park to destroy Universe 666 Naruto.

We arrived at the park to confront Universe 666 Naruto who's come back from the dead due to the dark actions of Universe 666 Sebastian's hidden contingency plan.

Me: We're here in the park. Now, where the Hell is Universe 666 Naruto?

Lincoln: He's here somewhere.

?: YOU WILL ALL DIE FOR WHAT YOU DID TO NICO!

Suddenly, the twelve large planets and stars orbing around my legs, the twelve large planets orbiting around Lincoln's legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting Linka's legs the nine large orange orbs orbiting around TLPS Ms. Tarantula's legs, the ten multi-colored orbs orbiting around Duke Lincoln's legs, the eleven colored orbs orbiting around the Loud Sisters' legs, the eleven colored orbs orbiting around the legs of The Loud's friends, the eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the nine large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the nine large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Tahu, Vakama, and Nate Adams' legs, the eight large fiery red orbs orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lars and Dudley Puppy's legs, the eight large pink orbs orbiting around Lexx Loud's legs, the nine large rose pink orbs orbiting around Steven Universe's legs, the nine large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the nine emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the nine large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the nine large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the nine and eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam and Leif Loud's legs, the eleven large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn's legs, the eleven coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blood red orbs around Marco Diaz's legs, the nine large aqua blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Shark's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Skippy, Sean Bolton, and Loki Loud's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Loni Loud's legs, the nine large yellow orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Snake's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Lane Loud's legs, the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Larry Loud's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Levi Loud's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago and Nico's legs, the eleven large colored orbs orbiting around Twilight Sparkle and her friends, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around Varie, William Dunbar, and Adam Lyon's legs, the eleven large aqua blue orbs orbiting around Girl Jordan's legs, the eleven large colored orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner's legs, the eleven large gold orbs orbiting around Alex the Lion and the eight large gold orbs orbiting around Takanuva's legs, the nine large pink orbs orbiting around Rita's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our large gold Bracers of The Champions of the Universe and the Stones of Gelel that were embedded in the backs of our left hands and our gold halos with four orbiting gold rings surrounding the corners behind our heads were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming, and the imps of The Fabled Gene-Slammers were already hissing with anger.

Lincoln formed a massive diamond barrier with absorption energy surrounding the diamond barrier that protected all of us from a massively powerful volley of red energy blasts, and it absorbed the blasts and they flowed into us and made us even stronger than ever.

Lincoln: (Catches the scent) There's no mistaking that scent from anywhere, come on out right now, Universe 666 Naruto, or I will blast you out!

Suddenly, we saw a figure come out, it was Universe 666 Naruto, one of the resurrected Universe 666 Jinchuriki because of Universe 666 Sebastian.

Universe 666 Me: Naruto.

Universe 666 Naruto: J.D.?! Impossible, Nico killed you!

Universe 666 Lincoln: He did, but J.D. of the prime universe brought him and all those who died at that heartless snake's hands back. But, there's no way I can ever forgive you, you were J.D.'s brother, but you betrayed him and sided with that filthy snake.

Universe 666 Naruto: He was weak!

Universe 666 Me grabbed him by the neck and kicked him hard into a wall of diamond Lincoln made and I snapped my fingers and we were on Planet Glaren.

Kenzie Kurama: He wasn't weak, but you, what you did was an act of betrayal that can never ever be forgiven!

Suddenly, Kenzie Kurama's crimson red eyes turned neon crimson red and she was surrounded by a crimson red energy aura with stars, fire, flames, foxes, phoenixes, and angels, she unholstered her massive greatsword from her back, and as she approached Universe 666 Naruto, she left crimson red energy, stars, fire, flames, foxes, phoenixes, and angels with every step.

Kenzie Kurama: I can never forgive you, Universe 666 Naruto, what you did in Evil Nico's name was nothing more than dishonorable and atrocious. You along with the other Universe 666 Jinchuriki have caused so much pain and suffering that it isn't funny, we thought we wouldn't have to deal with you or the other Universe 666 Jinchuriki and Universe 666 Tailed Beasts, but because of what that violent deranged psycho did in bringing you all back, that crossed a serious line, and for that, I'm going to end you once and for all!

Suddenly, Kenzie Kurama was surrounded by a massive vortex of crimson red energy with stars, fire, and flames surrounding the vortex, there are foxes, phoenixes, angels, and Kurama the Nine-Tailed Fox flying and running around the vortex, and in the vortex is a red phoenix with Kurama's red eyes in its wings and red eyes glaring at Universe 666 Naruto: the red eyes of death. Then, as the vortex faded, Kenzie Kurama emerged, but she was changed forever.

Kenzie Kurama grew from 7'0" to 7'9" in height, she has large gold metal bracers on her biceps and thighs, and she now has eleven large crimson red orbs orbiting around her legs, she has the body of a goddess, she has orange highlights in the bangs of her short crimson red hair and orange tips in the crimson red fox ears on her head and flowers in her hair on the right side and she has a large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four orbiting golden rings on each corner behind her head, she has neon crimson red eyes and a crimson red energy aura with stars, fire, flames, fox fire, foxes, phoenixes, and angels surrounding her and immense rainbow protective aura with elements swirling around it, she has Kurama the Nine-Tailed Fox emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with crimson red iris, she has on fox earrings on her normal ears with crimson red gems for eyes and holding the Star, Fire, Nine, and Eternity Kanjis in its claws, she also has Kurama with crimson red gems for eyes and holding the Star, Fire, Nine, and Eternity Kanjis in its hands for the second pendant on the bottom of her crimson red nine-tailed fox-shaped Element of Harmony along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with crimson red crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and crimson red gems on the gold lightning bolts, and she also has on her white and gold accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love. Kenzie Kurama has on a sleeveless red top, red skirt with the Nine Kanji on it, crimson red socks, crimson red knee-high high-heeled boots with butterfly buckles, and long sleeveless white trenchcoat with stars, fire, flames, fox fire, foxes, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails, and on the back is Kurama the Nine Tailed Fox surrounded by flames. Suddenly, Kenzie Kurama felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive crimson red angel wings with orange tips on the large crimson red feathers grew much bigger for her new body and her nine massive and long orange fox tails with flame tips also grew much bigger and longer for her new body, Kenzie Kurama has on her Ring of the Phoenix with large crimson red gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand.

Suddenly, Kenzie Kurama's massive gold greatsword and all the greatswords and swords that she'd gotten began to merge together, and they were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of crimson red energy, stars, fire, flames, fox fire, foxes, phoenixes, and angels, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Kenzie Kurama's Eternal Crimson Red Firestorm Avatar Nine-Tailed Fox Phoenix Angel Greatsword of Eternal Crimson Red Firestorm Avatar Nine-Tailed Fox Phoenix Angel Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded orange gems and Kurama the Nine-Tailed Fox etched on the 7'6" massive, wide, double-edged crimson red blade, large crimson red fox heads for the crossguard, large white angel faces built into both sides of the hilt and large crimson red gems embedded in their foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large crimson red fox heads with red gems for eyes and on the bottom of the large crimson red fox heads is a large crimson red fox head with red gems for eyes and red gem in its mouth for the pommel, Kenzie Kurama has on her large gold Bracers of The Champions of The Universe with crimson red gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet on her left Bracer, her large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold version of Kurama's head with crimson red gems for eyes and large crimson red gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a crimson red kanji below Kurama the Nine-Tailed Fox with nine crimson red magatama in between the kanji that said, "Kenzie Kurama, Avatar of Kurama The Nine-Tailed Fox, Leader of The Tailed Beast Avatar Guardian Angels, True Immortal and Powerful Warrior of The Universe, Dear Friend of Naruto Uzumaki Namikaze and Kurama The Nine-Tailed Fox, Master of Fox Fire, Loving Guardian Angel and Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Despiser of Bullies, Despiser of Dark Lori, Archenemy of Big Brother, Destroyer of Universe 666 Naruto, Amazing Member of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Fire, Flames, Fox Fire, Foxes, Phoenixes, and Angels"

ケンジー・クラマ、九尾の狐の化身、九尾の狐、尾獣のリーダー、守護天使、真の不滅で宇宙の強力な戦士、うずまきナルトの親愛なる友人、波風と九尾の狐、九尾の狐、狐火のマスター、愛情深いリンカーンの守護天使と未来の妻ラウド、いじめっ子の軽蔑者、ダークロリの軽蔑者、ビッグブラザーの大敵、宇宙六百六十六の破壊者ナルト、チームラウドフェニックスの嵐の驚くべきメンバー、コスモスの勇敢な戦士、守護者、擁護者、そして救世主宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先、宇宙への希望の大使であり灯台、友情の力と要素のマスター、天界のゼルナガの怒りのマスター、ブラックゲートのマスター、究極の善の究極の力、真の女神真実、正義、愛、思いやり、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠、正直、寛大、優しさ、無私の心、勇気、そして信頼、破壊者と悪の殺害者、狂った、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くべきそして、驚くべき強力な教師の強力な生徒、そして火、炎、キツネの火、キツネ、フェニックス、天使のマスター

Kenzie Kurama has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-NINE TAILS AVATAR-FIREFOX-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL INFERNO FIRESTORM TAILED BEAST NINE-TAILS FOX PHOENIX ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL INFERNO FIRESTORM TAILED BEAST NINE-TAILS FOX PHOENIX ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL INFERNO FIRESTORM TAILED BEAST NINE-TAILS FOX PHOENIX ANGEL LOVE!

We were amazed by Kenzie Kurama's Super Angel-Nine Tails Avatar-Firefox-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding. But, when Universe 666 Naruto saw it, he fell into a rage and we saw his eyes change into that of the beast inside him and his nails grew into claws and he ran at her to kill her, but Kenzie Kurama fired a massive barrage of crimson red energy, stars, fire, flames, fox fire, foxes, phoenixes, and angels which hit Universe 666 Naruto and sent him flying into a rock formation, he got back up, but boy was he pissed off majorly.

Me: HOLY SHIT!

Nico: That really is incredible! But, man, she really put the hurt on him!

Naruto: It's not over yet, Nico. In fact, the show's about to begin.

Kenzie Kurama: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Cosmic Eternal Inferno Firestorm Tailed Beast Nine Tails Fox Phoenix Angel and Divine Cosmic Eternal Inferno Firestorm Tailed Beast Nine Tails Fox Phoenix Angel Love) But, it'll end all the same, Naruto. Shall we, Lincoln?

Lincoln: Let's do it, Kenzie.

Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Almighty Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Greatsword of True Almighty Cosmic United Friendship Universal Storm Hope Elemental Bravery and True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Vampire-Werewolf-Buffalo-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Cosmic Harmony Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Harmony Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Harmony Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Hope, and his new greatswords were ready as well, and he joined Kenzie Kurama.

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) I don't know what that lunatic was thinking with that damn contingency plan, but all the same, we're sending you right back to Hell where you belong!

Lincoln and Kenzie Kurama went after Universe 666 Naruto, and we fired extremely powerful blasts of crimson red energy, stars, crimson red energy, fireworks, rainbows, storm clouds, gold halo rings, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, sports equipment, leaves, plants, pumpkins, dark lightning, pumpkin fire, swords, fruits, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, butterflies, moths, spades, hearts, aces, diamonds, clubs, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Explosions, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Mammoths, Pegasi, Windigos, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, Mermaids, Basilisks, Cockatrices, Cerberus, Perytons, Griffins, Sphinxes, Hippogriffs, Manticores, and Mythological Animals at Universe 666 Naruto, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.

Then, we attacked him with energy slashes from our massive greatswords leaving scars on him and Lincoln left many more by firing rainbow energy slashes with his gold-plated claws and his two new massive greatswords and Kenzie also left many more by firing crimson red energy slashes with her claws, and he and Kenzie attacked him hard with punches, kicks, and karate chops and they're super mega-painful because of their superhuman strength, along with elemental blasts, and this was really driving Universe 666 Naruto even more insane with rage than ever.

Universe 666 Naruto: YOU! YOU! (ENRAGED SCREAM)

Universe 666 Naruto went at them now completely blind with insane rage and fury, but Lincoln and Kenzie kicked him hard in the stomach and Lincoln fired blasts of crimson red fox fire at him and he got hit hard and was burned and he slashed at him with his massive greatsword. They also attacked him with powerful elemental and energy blasts and he got hit hard, and this was more than enough to drive Universe 666 Naruto even farther into the edges of rage and madness.

Suddenly, Universe 666 Naruto started transforming as all nine tails manifested and he transformed into his Nine-Tailed Fox Tailed Beast Mode. But, before he could attack, Lincoln swung his massive greatsword and fired Tailed Beast Bombs that hit and made the beast dizzy and disoriented and that caused the beast to transform back into Universe 666 Naruto who was literally on his last legs.

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) So, you've finally transformed and let the beast out. Too bad for you, I know how to take you down. SEALING JUTSU: NINE PHANTOM DRAGONS!

Lincoln fired nine blue dragons and they surrounded Universe 666 Naruto, and then, Lincoln began forcibly absorbing all of Universe 666 Naruto's Tailed Beast Chakra as streams of red Chakra were being painfully removed from Universe 666 Naruto and absorbed into Lincoln and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed and he began growing even stronger.

Then, as soon as Lincoln was done absorbing all the Tailed Beast Chakra, the nine dragons disappear and Universe 666 Naruto was dead. Then, Lincoln absorbed his body by stabbing him with his one of his eleven massive and long white tails' tip turned into Cell's stinger and the stinger changed back and he sent Universe 666 Naruto's soul to The Black Gates. We all cheered wildly for what Kenzie Kurama and Lincoln did as they holstered their massive greatswords and powered down and Kenzie Kurama's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, nine massive and longer orange fox tails, large gold halo with four orbiting gold rings on each corner behind her head, and massive crimson red angel wings are permanent.

Kenzie Kurama: See you never, you monster. Thanks for helping me get rid of Universe 666 Naruto for good, Lincoln.

Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Kenzie.

Suddenly, Kenzie Kurama wrapped her arms around Lincoln's waist, as her chest pressed against Lincoln's massive pecs and her stomach pressed against his eight-pack abs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leaned down to Kenzie Kurama's face, they kissed passionately as she moved her hands onto Lincoln's massive pecs, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Dragon, Mermaid, Angel, Fairy, Succubus, Windigo, and Kurama The Nine-Tailed Fox flying in the air, and we saw a herd of Buffalo and many animals running across the field and elemental forces and flames raging behind them and we cheered wildly. Then, Lincoln and Kenzie Kurama sucked in and absorbed the elemental forces and fire and they came back to us as the display vanished.

Then, we found ourselves back on Earth thanks to Lincoln.

Nico: Oh man, that was seriously an epic battle!

Me: You said it.

Universe 666 Me: But, Lincoln and Kenzie did it, they defeated my former brother and Lincoln killed him using The Nine Phantom Dragons and he absorbed the Tailed Beast Chakra of my Earth's Kurama and without it, he died painfully.

Lincoln: But, we can't underestimate the rest of them at all, and there's also no telling what else that crazy lunatic has done in their resurrection.

Eli: Obviously, not good. So, Lincoln, who are we meeting on your rescue tomorrow?

Lincoln: Oh boy, I've got an awesome one, and it's one Woody's going to like: Marlene Woodpecker, Hybrid of Woody Woodpecker.

We gasped.

Amy Woody Woodpecker: (GASPS) Marlene Woodpecker?! Oh man, I know her all too well.

Woody Woodpecker: Same here, she used to live in the same town as me.

Selene Emperyous: Exactly right, Woody. Oh man, and wait until you guys meet her, you'll really be in for an awesome time with her, Marlene Woodpecker is Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Indiana and she is one cool and wild girl, and the reason is because just like Amy Woody Woodpecker, Marlene is also a hybrid of Woody Woodpecker, and she packs as much of an appetite as he does and she also knows and uses every last one of Woody's tricks from over 70 years ago: from the classic Universal cartoons to The New Woody Woodpecker Show in 1999 and from the 2017 movie Woody Woodpecker to the modern day Woody Woodpecker cartoons on the web and she also uses a myriad of disguises to fool idiot criminals and stuck-up snobs and drive them screwy, and most of the time, they wind up getting put in an asylum.

Me: Yep, she's just like Woody alright.

Michelle Emperyous: But, whatever you do, you don't get her mad at all! When she found out of what happened to Woody getting driven out of Indiana by Ms. Meanie and Wally when they chopped down his tree years ago and he fell into a depression, she got steaming mad at those two, she summoned a massive army of woodpeckers who pecked at Ms. Meanie and Wally Walrus like crazy saying that it was revenge for what they did to Woody, and when she told that to Winnie, Knothead, and Splinter, they also joined in and they really made them pay for it.

Nico: (WINCES) Ooh! Oh man, talk about payback!

Laney Emperyous: Yep, plus, Marlene has also outsmarted Buzz Buzzard and Tweaky and she's more than once got them arrested and put in jail even after Woody had settled in Michigan with us, and she also knows how to fight and she's defended Lincoln from Lori, Lynn, Lola, and Lisa along with the rest of his enemies, and she's even outsmarted and outpranked Luan, and it was so awesome. She even knows Woody's signature trademark laugh and she's done that when she succeeds in outsmarting the maroon who crossed her and dared to hurt Lincoln.

Nico: Whew! Oh man, so now, we got a Woody Woodpecker Hybrid for Lincoln's side we're meeting for tomorrow, and if we're against Tweaky again, we'll be needing a lot of help in restraining him.

Lincoln: If that dirty canary does break out, we're gonna need to use a lot of tricks on him, now that he's really really crazy with revenge against me.


Later we were in the park and we were getting everything ready for the big party.

Nico: (to the mascots) I need you guys to watch May while we're looking for treasure.

Manaphy: Aye aye sir!

Poliwag: You can count on us!

Nico: Good.

We were looking around.

Me: Sorry May took a nasty beating Nico.

Nico: It's okay. SpongeBob where did you come up with the idea for The Sushimaker?

SpongeBob: Oh me and Patrick thought that Life Insurance meant that we couldn't get hurt. So we made the Sushimaker to put that theory to the test.

Mr. Krabs: But it wasn't how it works boy. Life insurance is money the beneficiary gets when a person dies.

(FUNERAL BELL RING)

Nico: Now what are we looking for?

Nicole: It's called the Emerald Sword of Thoth. Legends say that it was stolen from its tomb by a bunch of pirates and buried right here in the park.

Nico: Wow!

Laney: That is amazing.

Camie: Yeah.

Nico: Lets go find it!

Nicole: According to this map, it's supposed to be buried in front of a tree that looks like a banana.

Nico: Weird.

Me: Like that one?

We saw a palm tree and it looked like a banana.

Nico: There it is.

We went and dug a hole and then we hit something.

THUNK!

Me: I think we hit something.

We found a chest and then pulled it out.

We opened it and in it was THE EMERALD SWORD OF THOTH and it also had LOTS OF EMERALD JEWELS!

Nico: WOW!

Qin: Beautiful!

Nico: Look at this!

Me: And there's the sword!

Varie: It's beautiful!

Nico: Who gets it?

Mindy (GX): How about me? I'll get it.

Me: Okay.

She then went and grabbed the sword and the sword glowed and she was enveloped in an emerald aura and then she got emerald angel wings and she had an amazing power boost.

We were amazed!

Me: Wow! Mindy how do you feel?

Mindy (GX): I feel amazing!

Camie: Wow! You sure do.

Alexis: Nice job Mindy!

Mindy (GX): Thanks Alexis!

Jasmine (GX): It's cool!

Me: Awesome!

?: I agree!

We saw a girl with black hair and blue eyes and had blue clothes and had a tiara with the symbol of a buzzsaw on it for Metal Man and the same symbol on her skirt and she had a jewel sword and she had the Cutie Mark of Rarity on her arm.

Mira Metal: Mira Metal, Embodiment of Metal Man.

Rarity: Oh my! Mira it's great to see you darling.

Style Queen: Same here!

Mira Metal: Rarity and Audrey! Its been a while.

Nico: How did you meet Rarity and Audrey?

Mira Metal: I met Rarity when she was having one of her Fashion drama episodes and was drowning herself in ice cream. I helped her make amazing Birthstone jeweled dresses. Everyone loved them. I am a fashionista too. I also met Audrey in France and helped her make awesome elemental jeweled clothes and everyone loved them.

Nico: Awesome!

Rarity: And those clothes were absolutely amazing darling.

Nico: Yep. Would you like to join the team?

Mira Metal: I would be honored.

Maria: Nico, which gene-slammer do you think you'll meet next?

Nico: Galaxy Man next.

Me: Out of this world.

Nico: Yep.

Lola: Awesome.

We then got everything all set up for the awesome party.

Everyone: (CLINKS GLASSES) CHEERS!

Me: To our Victory of the Great Equalist War 1 Year Ago today.

Taro: You mean the ones created by Amon?

Me: No these were ones made by the evil version of Starlight Glimmer.

Starlight Glimmer: It was what I was like before I redeemed myself.

Twilight Sparkle: It was a cult sort of.

Taro: Tell us more about how you were evil.

Starlight Glimmer: Well I was what you would call a Nihilistic Control Freak.

She told us her history before she joined the team and how Twilight and everyone changed her for the better.


Starlight Glimmer is a major character in My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. She is an extremely talented and powerful unicorn who grew to detest Cutie Marks after her childhood friend, Sunburst, abandoned her upon receiving his own mark. As a result of this belief, she would take over an unnamed village on the edge of Equestria and force its residents to be "equal" with the claimed goal of preserving friendship, plotting to spread her influence across Equestria, before being defeated by the Mane Six. Following her defeat, she would attempt to get revenge on the Mane Six by going back in time and preventing them from gaining their Cutie Marks and ever becoming friends, only for this plan to backfire and create multiple dark futures for Equestria. Ultimately, she would realize the error of her ways and choose to redeem herself by becoming Twilight Sparkle's student; subsequently becoming Trixie Lulamoon's assistant and teacher, the guidance councilor of Twilight's School of Friendship, and finally Headmare of the school.

She was voiced by Kelly Sheridan, who also voiced Svetlana Petranova in Barbie in Rock 'N Royals.

Starlight Glimmer was born and raised in Sire's Hollow to her father, Firelight and an unknown mother (who may or may not be deceased). During her youth, she was close friends with a unicorn colt named Sunburst, who always offered information to help her with complex spells.

Then one day, Starlight and Sunburst were playing a game of Jenga with books when Starlight pulled one that nearly caused the entire stack to fall on top of her. Luckily, Sunburst saved her by stopping the books and then re-shelving them with his magic. This event caused Sunburst to gain his own cutie-mark, making him elated. He then ran past Starlight outside to show off his cutie mark to his parents and everypony else in the village. But while everyone-else celebrated, Starlight only became depressed because she saw this as a sign that Sunburst didn't need her for a friend anymore (she was also jealous that Sunburst got his cutie-mark before she did). Sunburst was then shipped off to Princess Celestia's School for Gifted Unicorns, leaving Starlight all alone in the village, unable to make another friend due to her insecurity of them gaining a cutie-mark and leaving her as well. In her teenage years, Starlight had gotten dark and even got into punk rock eventually.

Growing into adulthood, Starlight continued to study magic alone without anyone's help. She eventually gained her own cutie-mark, but this did nothing to curb the jealousy and hatred she felt towards other ponies for having their own special talents. Then she somehow discovered a spell that could remove a pony's cutie-mark and replace it with a new mark resembling an equal sign that suppressed their abilities. Realizing that she could use this spell to make "friends" without the fear of losing them, Starlight set out to create her own society where everypony was "equal" in every sense of the word.

She then left her village and found an isolated area within a desert on the edge of Equestria to set up her society. While trekking through the desert, she then found a strange-looking, two pronged stick that she passed off as the "Staff of Sameness" one of the nine enchanted items that belonged to the great mage, Meadowbrook which had the power to do as her spell did. She also covered up her own cutie-mark with a sprayed on equal sign to give the illusion that she used the staff to give up her own cutie-mark for the sake of equality. With this illusion, she managed to convince several ponies to allow her to remove their cutie-marks from them by claiming that differences and unique talents only lead to conflict and pain, and that true happiness and friendship can only be found in "equality". One such pony was Double Diamond, an earth pony who Starlight met atop a steep pass near the area and convinced to give up his passion for skiing to join her cause.

Starlight and her followers began building a town to reside in the shape of an equal sign to symbolize their beliefs. During construction, Starlight encountered Maud Pie, who was an expert geologist, and asked her if there was a magical stone where she can store the cutie-marks she collected, to which Maud replied that there was in a nearby cave. With this information, Starlight began hording the cutie-marks she stole within the cave and placed the Staff of Sameness within it too.

Eventually, the village was completed and Starlight became its leader. However, without their cutie-marks, the residents couldn't really do much for themselves, thus they had to eat terrible-tasting food or wear bland-looking clothes. Besides living without their talents, they also had to wear similar manestyles. To avoid hurting Starlight's feelings, as well as her wrath, the ponies began constantly wearing wide grins as a facade that they were truly happy to cover up their self-imposed suffering. Being as smart as she was, Starlight likely saw through their fake smiles and understood how they truly felt, but continued to supposedly believe in their false happiness while also secretly taking delight in their misery and seeing them powerless. But she was still cautious of the possibility that they would all turn on her eventually, so she lived in a house at the end of the village with a secret escape route just in case.

In addition, her incredibly loud snoring while sleeping scared the entire village every night. To keep her snoring a secret, she convinced them that a pack of bears attacked them each night.

Season 5

The Cutie Map

In her episode debut, she is the head of a village where all the ponies have equal signs for Cutie Marks. She greets the Mane 6 when they enter the village. She and the townsfolk explain their philosophy - that being equal is what brings true happiness. The Mane 6 (except Fluttershy, who is warmed by the townsfolk's benevolence, and especially Pinkie Pie, who is adamantly suspicious of the location), find this odd. They promptly meet a trio of ponies who miss their Cutie Marks, showing that Starlight's village is not as happy as it seems. The trio informs the group of a vault inside a mountain which contains the taken marks. Starlight leads the ponies to the vault and shows them a wooden staff, which she dubs the Staff of Sameness. She claims that it's a magical item she uses to take away ponies' Cutie Marks. When Pinkie Pie prematurely discloses that a group of ponies told them about the vault, Starlight immediately sees the Mane 6 as threat to the town's lifestyle and steals their Cutie Marks with the staff, placing them in the vault.

She imprisons the ponies in a house, wherein she condemns them to remain until they resign themselves to their fate of living in her town, markless and talentless forever. Unable to break out, the ponies persuade Fluttershy to feign having converted. Starlight is initially not convinced and commands Fluttershy to denounce the ponies who told her about the Vault. Fluttershy hesitates, but one of the free-thinking ponies - named Party Favor - voluntarily confesses that he was responsible for this, subsequently causing him to be imprisoned with the rest of the Mane 6. That night, Fluttershy intends to break into the Vault, but before she can get going there, she finds out that Starlight has ordered Double Diamond to deliver their Cutie Marks to her house so she can guard them personally. She also discovers that in reality, Starlight still has her cutie mark and her equal mark is fabricated.

The following morning, Fluttershy convinces Twilight to claim that she'll join Starlight and the rest of the village to distract Starlight's attention. While this is going on, Fluttershy tries to splash water on Starlight to reveal her cutie mark, but she shockingly and quickly dodges this as she had known Fluttershy couldn't be trusted despite that she did. However, a drop of water wipes a smudge off the mark. Party Favor notices this and further wipes off the Equal mark, revealing Starlight's cutie mark and shocking the town. Starlight admits that the Staff of Sameness is just a regular staff she discovered in a desert, and that the Equalizing is the product of her own magic, which she hid from the town. Despite Starlight finally losing her temper and telling she created harmony, the townsfolk were really furious on how she lied to all of them, Starlight tries to save face by claiming she did it all for the sake of establishing harmony, but the townsfolk turn on her for her deception, forcing her to retreat back into her house.

A group of ponies breaks into the Mark Vault and throws the Staff of Sameness at the glass, breaking it and releasing the population's Cutie Marks. Meanwhile, Starlight hides in her house and takes a secret passage, trying to make off with the Mane 6's cutie marks as revenge for exposing her. While the Mane 6 is failing to catch up with her since their forced equality causes them to move slowly, Party Favor and other ponies set out to apprehend Starlight and retrieve the marks (and in the process, use their individual talents to counter Starlight's obstacles). Just before reaching the caves, wherein she could have lost her pursuers, the villain winds up being covered in snow, forcing her to release the marks.

Starlight emerges and tries to blast her former followers, but Twilight defends them and says to Starlight that her groups' individuality was what led her to become a princess. Starlight foolishly rebukes this and insists that her actions presented the townsfolk with a kind of friendship they couldn't have obtained otherwise, but is shot down by Double Diamond, who rightfully claims that she never gave them a chance to be friends before converting them to her beliefs. Enraged and defeated, and having lost all her followers, she uses her magic to escape. Twilight hopes that Starlight will consider what the townsfolk have taught her.

Starlight makes a cameo appearances in "Amending Fences", when she was hiding behind a menu she was holding in the cafe. She has a second cameo in "What About Discord?", hiding behind a bush and spying on the Mane Six and Discord with a pair of binoculars. Practically spent through out season 5 trying to find a way to get revenge on the Mane 6 by finding the source of their friendship.

The Cutie Remark

Starlight returns as the main antagonist of the season finale The Cutie Remark. After listening to Twilight's speech of how she and her friends obtained their cutie marks through Rainbow Dash's Sonic Rainboom, Starlight appeared in Twilight's castle and used an altered version of Star Swirl the Bearded's time travel spell with the Cutie Map to travel back in time. She blasted Rainbow Dash away before she could do the Sonic Rainboom, altering time so that King Sombra ruled Equestria and was at war with Princess Celestia. Twilight's attempts to stop Starlight only led to Starlight crystallizing her and then convincing the jock bullies not to pick on Fluttershy, creating a timeline in which Queen Chrysalis is in power and at war with Zecora. Twilight tried to fight Starlight, but it distracted Rainbow Dash, creating a timeline in which Nightmare Moon was in power, with Rainbow Dash and Rarity working for her and Celestia imprisoned.

Twilight's attempts continued to be in vain; Starlight tripped Rainbow Dash, putting Tirek in power; Starlight got Twilight to crystallize Rainbow Dash, putting Discord in power; she made Fluttershy fly with her magic, putting the Flim Flam Brothers in power, making everything look a game to Starlight as she kep taunting Twilight.

When Starlight blasted Rainbow Dash away again, after an argument, Twilight decided to force Starlight to come with her by taking her to the new apocalyptic future of Equestria when Twilight wondered what made Starlight think cutie marks were evil.

When they were in the altered future Starlight finally gets serious, frowns and demands to know where she is, as Twilight tells her they're in the present, that the cause of her actions of preventing Twilight and her friends from getting their cutie marks also prevents them from saving Equestria from thier villains.

Starlight was in denial even though Twilight was right, Starlight was devastated that she was practically defeating herself and she never intended to destroy millions of lives, but she still denies and finally loses her temper and takes Twilight and Spike to when she was a filly and her friend Sunburst got his cutie mark and left for Celestia's magic school, which began her vendetta against cutie marks. Returning to the Rainboom, Starlight attempted to foolishly destroy the spell so Twilight could never travel through time again as she finally no longer playing around and just about had enough of Twilight getting in her way, but Twilight convinced her that she can't and why her friends are so special. Despite Starlight's stubbornness and heartbroken at her friendship with Sunburst, Twilight told Starlight to make new friends and give friendship a chance. So, Starlight finally saw the error of her foolish actions and allowed the Sonic Rainboom to take place, and she, Twilight, and Spike returned to the present, where everything is back to normal, as the Mane 5 popped in, Applejack angerily asked what is Starlight doing here, Twilight explained to her friends to what happened and Starlight came in accepting a punishment she deserves but Twilight offered her to become her first new student instead and became friends with the Mane 6 and Spike now and Twilight's student, and reconciled with her village.

Season 6

Though reformed and trying to learn Friendship as Twilight Sparkle's apprentice, Starlight has a few struggles against her former inclinations.

Starlight was instructed by Twilight to make a new friend in time for Celestia's visit. The other Mane Six try to help, but she ends up botching every attempt with her magic and controlling ways. She then ends up meeting Trixie Lulamoon, who she bonds with due to being a fellow reformed villain, much to Twilight's disapproval. However, it is later revealed that Trixie befriended Starlight primarily as a means of finally beating Twilight at something, although they would ultimately repair their relationship and become genuine friends in the end.

Starlight is unenthusiastic about celebrating Hearth's Warming Eve and considers it no different from any other day. However, Twilight reads her the story "A Hearth's Warming Tale", an allusion to "A Christmas Carol" with Starlight depicted in the Ebenezer Scrooge-like role who has to gain a proper appreciation for the holiday.

Starlight Glimmer briefly appears in Spice Up Your Life, helping Twilight to reactivate the Cutie Map which she had disabled in the events of The Cutie Re-Mark. This is a milepost in her redemption.

Every Little Thing She Does

Starlight has a major slip in her new life. In an effort to correct her tendency of avoiding friendship lessons, she takes on several friendship problems at once with Twilight's friends in order to impress her. In an effort to make things easier, she backslides into her old ways by using a newly made Fiducia Compelus spell to mind-control the ponies into following her orders. Unfortunately, the ponies follow her orders so exactly and literally that things quickly spiral out of Starlight's control.

After Twilight helps fix her mess, Starlight confesses that she avoids her friendship problems out of fear of failing and being a disappointment to Twilight. With Twilight and Spike's guidance, Starlight apologizes to her friends for using magic on them, and she learns to address her friendship lessons more naturally.

To Where and Back Again

Starlight was invited back to her old village for a celebration, but her insecurities about her villainous past still haunted her, so she leaves early. Upon returning, she learns that the Mane Six, Spike, the Royal Sisters and the Crystal Empire royalty have all been captured and replaced by the Changelings under orders from Queen Chrysalis, so she leads a team consisting of Trixie, Discord and Thorax to rescue them from Chrysalis' castle, whose throne can absorb all non-Changeling magic.

During the quest, Trixie and Discord are captured, leaving Starlight and Thorax to face off against Chrysalis and her army alone in the throne room. Starlight then explains that the Changelings don't have to be evil to survive, as Thorax has proven, and that a leader should not have to oppress her subjects to help them, as she herself used to be just like Chrysalis and has learned how wrong she was about forcing her subjects to do whatever she wants by being mean and learned that's not what a real leader does. Chrysalis was untouched by her words, but the other Changelings, following Thorax's example, turn on her and transform themselves into better beings. Starlight offers Chrysalis a chance to reform as well, but she refuses and swears revenge before escaping.

Afterwards, Starlight and everyone else celebrate in her old village, showing that she has truly put her past behind her.

As Pinkie Pie is trying to find a friend for her sister Maud so that she will be encouraged to stay in Ponyville, they bump into Starlight. Maud recognizes Starlight; recalling the time she helped her find the rock necessary for her plans to remove the cutie marks of everyone in her village. Hearing this, Pinkie makes Maud and Starlight agree to never tell anyone about this incident.


When she was done everyone that hadn't heard about it was shocked and horrified!

Taro: Whoa man!

Me: Yeah we were shocked. Her village was more like a cult than a utopia without cutie marks.

Nico: Utopia Marks are not what makes Ponies who they are.

Me: Nope. It's marks of different kinds and talents that make them who they are.

Nico: Yeah.

Taro: What did the utopia marks look like?

Me: Well I got this as a trophy from that day.

I pulled out a purple flag that had a grey blank equal sign on it.

Taro: An equal sign. Whoa.

Nico: It's Cutie Marks that make Ponies unique!

Starlight Glimmer: That's right. But I renounced my ways like that and realized what I was doing.

Nico: Good.

Me: But it was because of the Church of Necrom that we found out that Evil Starlight Glimmer came back along with the Doomsday 23.

Nico: Yep. That's right.

Live Action Optimus: And after she was first destroyed on Starlight's big mission.

Nico: That's right we destroyed her on Starlight Glimmer's big day mission.

Qin: Yeah.

Starlight Glimmer: That was awesome. I just can't believe that I was like that. I let myself get poisoned by hatred and rage over cutie marks.

Lola: Yeah. But in the end you redeemed yourself and became one of Lincoln's awesome wives.

Nico: Yeah you sure did.

Me: Yep.

Starlight Glimmer: I know. J.D. you had a dream that lead to the finding of the Champions of Harmony right?

Me: That's right I sure did. The Spirit of the Tree came to me and I was told to find them.

Ken Knudson: Then I came from my time thousands of years into the future and told my ancestor who to find.

Nico: We took her goons out one Day at a time.

Me: Yep. One by one they fell leading up to September 16th, 1 year ago today.

Nico: That was awesome and fun.

Taranee: First was my big mission with Jak and Daxter.

Me: That was where we battled Nightmare Moon.

Vypra: Yeah that was amazing.

Lana: It sure was.

Layla (Winx Club): Then came my mission with Ness.

Me: Yeah! (LAUGHS) That was so funny how we called Chrysalis' mother a stinkbug.

WE LAUGHED!

Nico: Next was when we celebrated the Anniversary of the Royal Defenders.

Me: Yep and we battled the Storm King there.

Nico: Yep.

Irma: Then came my big mission.

Rarity: Yes and we faced those REPULSIVE mongrels the Diamond Dogs!

Taro: Yikes.

Me: Yeah Rarity was used as a slave by the to mine jewels for them.

Nico: Yeah.

Lola: Yep.

Nico: Next was Geostorm.

Taro: That weather control satellite that went out of control because of terrorists?

Me: The very same. And we battled Mean Rainbow Dash in that one.

Rainbow Dash: That was awesome there.

Nico: Yep.

Pinkie Pie: Then came Mortal Engines! And we battled Mean me!

Me: Yep.

Taro: That was an awesome movie and awesome book. I loved those movie cities.

Me: Yep it was awesome.

Nico: We then visited Howl's Moving Castle.

Me: That was one of my favorites. We battled Demon Shimmer there.

Sunset Shimmer: An evil version of me and what I was when I was poisoned with Grogar's evil.

Xenia: Yeah.

Taro: Geez!

Me: I know. Then we battled Mean Twilight after taking down Mulgarath from The Spiderwick Chronicles.

Nico: That was fun.

Qin: Yeah that was awesome.

Starlight Glimmer: It sure was.

Nico: Then came Nacho Libre and we faced Mean Applejack.

Me: Yeah that was fun.

Qin: It sure was.

Me: Then we helped 2022 Charlie McGee and destroyed the School and burned it all.

Xenia: Yep. Then we battled Mean Rarity.

2022 Charlie McGee: That was infernal and fun.

Camie: Yeah.

Me: After that we battled Praetor Shinzon from Star Trek X. I forgot all about that one. That was cool.

Picard: That was a good one back then.

Me: It sure was. And we battled Evil Cozy Glow there.

Camie: That was cool.

Laney: It sure was.

Maria: Then came my birthday on that Krabby Patty Planet.

Nico: And we we battled the Vengeance Express 6.

Me: Yeah. By the way Vypra are those 6 still causing problems?

Vypra: Worse than ever. They still hate the Ed's.

Me: GEEZ! They sure have one Helluva nasty grudge.

Vypra: Yeah.

Maria: Yep and we battled Rabia and that was cool.

Me: Yeah.

Nico: Then in Turkey we battled Cizer and then Evil Cruel Fluttershy. The mean version of Fluttershy.

Qin: That was crazy.

Laney: Yep.

Detective Pikachu: Next you guys met me.

Me: Yeah that was our first time breaching the 4th wall.

Deadpool: That was awesome. (To the viewers) Do you remember that folks? Chapter 1858?

Nico: I do. That was cool.

Irena Malkovich: And we battled Evil Abacus Cinch there. That was fun.

Laney: It sure was.

Me: Yep.

Nico: Then we met Emily Jones and friends and we battled Tirek.

Qin: We sure did.

Nico: I'm amazed his voice sounds like Unicron's.

Me: Me too.

Nico: Yeah.

Me: Then came the saga of mysteries. In the Good Son Inn we battled The Pony of Shadows.

Nico: On a train we battled Mane-Iac who was a Pony version of The Joker.

Me: Then in Louisiana we battled King Sombra.

Nico: In The Vault prison we battled Evil Midnight Sparkle.

Anatankha: And then you guys battled me on that awesome plane.

Nico: Yeah we sure did.

Me: All those were really fun.

Qin: Yeah. Then came the Time Squad adventures.

Laney: Yep. First was 1911 where we helped President Taft and faced Nightmare Rarity.

Me: Then we went to 1717 and helped Blackbeard and battled Cosmos the Queen of Chaos

Nico: Then in the year 1888 in France where we helped Louis Pasteur and then battled Evil Adagio Dazzle.

Me: Yep. And oh god! We went to 1941 and helped Winston Churchill and stopped all of England from turning into nudists! (SHUDDERS) My eyes still burn from that.

Nico: Yeah. We battled Evil Aria Blaze there.

Qin: Then we went to 1877 in the Old West and helped Billy the Kid.

Xenia: We stopped him from being dressed as a baby.

Me: Then we battled Evil Sonata Dusk.

Varie: Yep.

Me: Then came the Anniversary of the War of Friday the 13th.

Nico: Yep and we battled King Diomedes.

Camie: Yep we sure did.

Me: And then came 1793 where we battled Eli Whitney's Flesh Eating Robots and then battled Hannibal Lector.

Lola: Yeah that guy was a monster! Also we battled Evil Juniper Montage.

Xenia: That was fun.

Me: Yep.

Toaster: Yeah and then you guys met me and my friends.

Laney: Yep and then we battled Evil Daybreaker.

Xenia: We sure did.

Me: Yep. And then after that was the grand finale.

Nico: That was very explosive

Me: We had the battle near Mount Everhoof, Equestria's version of Mount Everest. Evil Starlight Glimmer vowed to destroy ALL PONIES everywhere.

Nico: Yep.

Nico: And now she's gone for good.

Laney: Yeah good riddance.

Varie: Still fun though.

Starlight Glimmer: It sure was. And that was one of the most fun adventures ever.

Varie: It sure was.

Nico: Starlight, why don't you close this party with a song?

Starlight Glimmer: I would be honored.

(The Mystics Dream By Lorenna McKennitt plays)

Starlight Glimmer: (SINGING DIVINELY AS THE AURORA SWIRL AROUND HER)

A clouded dream on an earthly night

Hangs upon the crescent moon

A voiceless song in an ageless light

Sings at the coming dawn

Birds in flight are calling there

Where the heart moves the stones

It's there that my heart is calling

All for, for the love of you

A painting hangs on an ivy wall

Nestled in the emerald moss

The eyes declare a truce of trust

And then it draws me far away

Where deep in the desert twilight

Sand melts in pools of the sky

When darkness lays her crimson cloak

Your lamps will call me home

And so it's there my homage's due

Clutched by the still of the night

And now I feel you move

And every breath, breath is full

So it's there my homage's due

Clutched by the still of the night

Even the distance feels so near

All for, for the love of you

A clouded dream on an earthly night

Hangs upon the crescent moon

A voiceless song in an ageless light

Sings at the coming dawn

Birds in flight are calling there

Where the heart moves the stones

It's there that my heart is longing for

All for, for the love of you

She floated and the aurora formed in the sky and it was beautiful.

We were amazed.

We cheered wildly for her.

We had a great party and as a final part we unveiled an awesome statue commemorating the event. It was a statue that looked like the Champions of Harmony each with a member of the Doomsday 23's heads on spears and Twilight Sparkle was holding the symbol of the elements of harmony in her hands with her wings spread. On the statue was a plaque saying Thank You Champiions of Harmony for your great adventures and the battle that ended the Equalist War. We later went back home and went to sleep

THE END


Another awesome chapter done.

Boy was that a cool party.

NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, kolbdog323, XP4Universe, Darkhai, vinjedi1995, Drako1234658, Nflemingful, Hynageneral, BumbleSparkle, EtstheClarenceandTLHfan and ninjakingofhearts gave me the ideas for this and so did the guest reviewer. Thanks guys.

For the next rescue Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Donbrothers, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Princess Anita, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Kamen Rider (1971), Hibiki Riders, Agito Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Faiz Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Dragon Knight Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Wallflower Blush, Alice Kingsleigh, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Sakura Knudson, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman and his counterparts, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Venus, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily as well as Black Spider, Ghost of Elias Kingston, Hysteria (Marvel), Crimson Jazz, Mira (Team Aqua) and D.A.V.E. Jenny Wakeman, Pyris, Ippei Akagi, Ember, Diamond Sam and Jelli and we're going to the Bike and Brawl Bar and we're going to find Yuriko Wattanabe A.K.A. Wraith beating up and killing numerous bikers. And we're going to battle her and Mindy (GX) is going to transform. Also we're going to battle Another Witch King of Angmar, Mouth of Sauron, Balrog, Sarumon, Gollum, Ghost of Elias Kingston and Black Spider. Also we're going to meet a gene-slammer for Galaxy Man and her name is Gianna Galaxy. She is a star master.

For tomorrow, the match-up scene is for Gina Gyuki, Avatar of Gyuki, The Eight-Tailed Ushi-Oni,, and she and Lincoln are going to destroy Universe 666 Killer B who's come back from the dead and it was due to the dark actions of Universe 666 Sebastian's hidden contingency plan.

For Lincoln's rescue tomorrow, Lincoln and his group are heading to Indiana, Woody Woodpecker's old home, but we got bad news: Tweaky, Buzz Buzzard's former partner, has broken out of prison yet again, and he still wants to kill Lincoln again for what's happened to Buzz Buzzard being in The Masters of Evil. But, we're through with Tweaky: we're going to beat him down once again, and we're throwing that dirty canary to Vypra who's going to more than enjoy straightening him out. And we're going to meet Marlene Woodpecker, Hybrid of Woody Woodpecker, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Indiana and she is one cool and wild girl, and the reason is because just like Amy Woody Woodpecker, Marlene is also a hybrid of Woody Woodpecker, and she packs as much of an appetite as he does and she also knows and uses every last one of Woody's tricks from over 70 years from the classic Universal cartoons to The New Woody Woodpecker Show in 1999 and from the 2017 movie Woody Woodpecker to the modern day Woody Woodpecker cartoons on the web and she also uses a myriad of disguises to fool idiot criminals and stuck-up snobs and drive them screwy, and most of the time, they wind up getting put in an asylum. But, whatever you do, do not get her mad! When she found out of what happened to Woody getting driven out by Ms. Meanie and Wally when she chopped down his tree years ago and he fell into a depression, she got so mad at those two, she summoned a massive army of woodpeckers who pecked at Ms. Meanie and Wally Walrus like crazy saying that it was revenge for what they did to Woody, and when she told that to Winnie, Knothead, and Splinter, they also joined in and they really made them pay for it. Plus, Marlene has also outsmarted Buzz Buzzard and Tweaky and she's more than once got them arrested and put in jail even after Woody had settled in Michigan with us, and she also knows how to fight and she's defended Lincoln from Lori, Lynn, Lola, and Lisa along with the rest of his enemies, and she's even outsmarted and outpranked Luan, and it was so awesome. She even knows Woody's signature trademark laugh and she's done that when she succeeds in outsmarting the maroon who crossed her and dared to hurt Lincoln. (WOODY WOODPECKER LAUGH)

The next chapter is gonna be for where we go to the world of the 1995 movie Waterworld and we're going up against the Smokers in a world where the Ocean covers 99.3% of the entire planet!

See you next time.