That's not what I wished for! - or 'I asked for Boobas, but I got Furry Boobas instead!' (Rascals Furry Webcomic SI)

This needs context before I lay down the basis of my predicament-

My name is John, I am a simple man, and Alcohol is a cruel thing to deal with when my drunk mode is me being stupidly basic with my thoughts. Now, that doesn't give much to anyone trying to listen to my current plight, but it is the foundation where this circumstance was based.

To be precise, I am a man with not much of a solid relationship, very 'lonely' as many would call it, and hardly getting booze since I was the driver on most occasions where I brought my friends back and forth between pubs and homes.

On this rare occasion, someone could take the shot and, out of compassion and nothing else, I was given (read as 'coaxed') into drinking some cheap and bitter Vodka shots.

I am not one that quickly goes drunk, but I am still a human being. And booze is booze.

One moment I was whining on drinking, the next one I was being carried back home as if I was some sort of fallen hero that had experienced the worst kind of drunk form ever- I was being the blunt kinky drunk.

I was not touching around, but I may as well been doing that too as I started to giddily compliment the few girls around. Many were flattered, some annoyed, and all their boyfriends were just shitting on me for being a drunk moron.

So yeah, that night was meant to be a reasonably normal night.

I got to my flat, crashed on the living room's couch and went dead asleep shortly after.

I was already envisioning the sort of hangover I was going to face with the kind of alcohol running in my bloodstream, but I was surprised by something else happening as I hit dreamworld.

I found myself falling down into oblivion and… then felt my body landing in the softest frame possible. Feminine with large breasts and wide hips greeting me as my face happily landed on that bountiful pair of boobs.

A giggle slightly shook me from my slumber. "Oh my, aren't you a cutie?"

"Y-You have nice tits," I proclaimed seriously, nuzzling against that heavenly bundle as I heard the lady giggle again.

"Thank you and… I have a question, kind boy. Do you have a wish?"

Had I been sober, I would have found this turn of events a bit too fast for my liking- especially since this lady I couldn't look at the face because a blinding light was covering it for her.

But I was drunk, and the tits had gotten my full attention and erection.

"Boobas!"

I could hear her smile. "Good! It is just what I wanted to hear~!"

I expected to be given the Boobas I was nuzzling in at that moment, but I was shocked when I was suddenly whisked away and found myself waking up the next morning inside my car and… lots of luggage filling up the vehicle. Most of my stuff, from back home, was now neatly put in there.

"WHAT?!"

I snapped wide awake, hangover burning in my skull as I tried my hardest to ignore it and understand what was going on. My car, my stuff, but not at home- in fact, I wasn't even in the right town!

I took a moment to realize that the place looked way too cleaner than what I was accustomed to and, as I turned on the car and started to go around to check some more on the place, I realized I was no longer in Italy but… the United States?

I was a bit shocked by the news, but not as much as seeing normal humans wandering around with… anthropomorphic fellows. Animal-like bipedal humanoids that appeared mostly human with just some features from their animal versions.

Is that a duck with tits and ass?!

I was… I had to park a moment to further try to get the hangover down, taking a moment to hold back what felt to be a panic attack. In that quiet struggle, I also noticed that I missed a folded paper sitting on the passenger's seat. I picked it, unrolled it, and then read it-

Dear John Bukharin,

My name is irrelevant to your current whereabouts and circumstances, but I will just say I am someone with the means to be depicted as a deity (the lady that you complimented the boobs of, by the way~).

I wanted to say that your wish has been granted- here you are, in a world of boobs!

"That's not what I meant," I snarled quietly, feeling upset about this.

Still, I decided to grant you the right amount of money, a nice place and job to fully enjoy it. Here are some addresses and the codes to access your new bank account.

Ciao!

That's all?!

I leaned back, feeling a bit dejected at any other chance to go back home. So, I got yeeted on semi-furry land with no means to go back home and… with no means to reach family and friends.

Fuck.

I had to keep moving.

I could stay put for a long time, but I was now stuck here until I found a way to approach this goddess lady. I don't know how that was going to be a thing, but I could at least move to eventually get that chance.

Now, there were two options to take. Either I first checked on my new workplace to see where it was and what sort of work I was meant to do, or shift that for later once I was done with setting myself in my new property.

I would have normally gone option 2, but the migraine didn't give me much of a mental coordination in handling boxes now so… workplace first, house-settling next.

The job was me being the… secretary to a dean in a college. I was… not expecting that sort of deal considering I left my college years with a degree of awkwardness but- a job is a job.

Plus, the guy I spoke to made it simple and clear what I was dealing with and eased me on the general tasks I had to look to do and the work hours to be dealing with for these weeks.

I left that office with a clearer mind, and I was making my way to my car when I stumbled on quite the unusual scene. Young woman, roughly around my age if not slightly younger, unconscious on the floor.

There were other details to keep in mind, like how it was a black-haired bunny-girl with pink fur and a small black tattoo-like birthmark that originated from the lower edge of her left right and stopped around her mid-cheek.

She was wearing a leotard at the moment, which was really skin tight at first glance. The floor was definitely not a nice place to rest on, and she was slightly bruised on some spots. Without hesitation, I just went to check her closely and confirmed she needed medical assistance.

But right as I was about to swiftly bridal-carry her, I almost made the mess by undershooting my hand and actually poked at her butt. She was unconscious, but she twitched a bit at the molesting touch, but I quickly moved to properly carry her, only now realizing as I was carrying her to the infirmary that…

Dear Lord, this bunny is packing cake!

What she lacked in tits, she made up in a divine butt. A pretty derriere, a gorgeous and curvaceous behind.

An interesting discovery, but not one that refrained me from going through my original plan of carrying her to the infirmary. The nurse, a squirrel woman, swiftly moved to help me put the girl on one of the free beds so she could check on her.

After asking me a few questions on where I found her and if I knew her, the woman let me go as she promised to keep an attentive watch on this one due to the extent of her bruises.

So yeah, an interesting way to start my new life and… I literally groaned as it was time to unpack the rest.

At this point my hangover was mostly through and I could think more clearly as I got to the address I was meant to live in and… it was a fairly big flat. Maybe a bit bigger compared to what I was accustomed to living in, but it was clearly missing on a few furniture pieces I had bought to be energy-saving in the long run.

Bills were going to be a bit of a nightmare early on, I suppose.

I spent roughly a few hours to get everything settled down, made sure to cook myself some pasta, had a nice lunch and then decided to waste the rest of the time up to dinner looking more on where I was by my laptop. I was relieved to see that this technology connected just fine with the rest of the world and that most of it was unchanged from what I was familiar with. The only difference was that there were anthro people, they were recognized as fellow 'humans' to an extent and that there were a few more racism-related conflicts due to their existence.

Nothing more and nothing else at first glance.

I was in Fawnamere, a small city near the sea with many beaches, lots of new businesses popping left and right and a college that was considered among the best- the very place I was now working at.

All in all, my situation was stable- but I was far from happy. I got swindled into a wish I requested while drunk, clearly tricked into this with the expectation of a generic wish that opened to too many meanings and… I had to find this deity and ask her to bring me back.

Nice tits or not, I preferred to be brought back home to my own happy life there.

I was a bit depleted at this point, feeling the gloomy mood persist into the night as I had some ham and bread for dinner and went to sleep with a heavy mind to handle. Too many thoughts, too many dreadful chances that making it back home was not an option and…

I just fell asleep, unaware that the next day was going to be quite… intense. And kinky.