Yes, I have a (Vampire) Girlfriend - or 'It's not my fault my GF is a German Creature of the Night' (Post-School for Vampire OC-MC)

Something I have learned in recent years is that people can be so stupid.

So distrustful for the smallest things, going as far as just ruling out any word uttered at the first 'discrepancy' as some sort of slander against truth itself. As someone that prides himself for truthfulness, that was a rough wake up call for me.

My name is Eric Prestacorda, my parents are originary of Trentino in Italy, and I am… well, a hard-working individual that lived in Innsbruck for a telecommunication company.

It was not much as I was just a mere programmer, but the wage was good enough to live a comfortable life… with my girlfriend. And yes, I know- a young man such as myself should be quite proud to show off someone I consider the love of my life and, truth be told, had situations been normal, that would have been the case.

But my girlfriend is not exactly a… normal human being.

That's not to say it made her less in my eyes- only that it limited the things we could do together and, after a few years of being with her, I learned to adapt as she did with me.

And yes, that was a good thing to have in a relationship- understanding. The issue was not tied to the internal working of our romance, but the external reception of it as… I couldn't exactly show her by phone.

I had no proper picture of her, and, whenever anyone in the office would ask me to give them something to see her face- I would just offer them to come by for a coffee and meet her there.

"Like hell I am going into that haunted house!"

Ah yes, the main reason many didn't want to visit. To be fair, the place my girlfriend and I lived in may look extremely haunted outdoors, but the place was quite pristine, clean and in excellent conditions inside.

We just finished installing a new sound system, had a few TVs around the rooms and even finished expanding the second bathroom to be as big as the first one. All for the sake of creating a wonderful home for our small family.

Mom and dad already met her, and they both found her a darling, while I had yet to meet her parents since they weren't exactly proud of 'the choice' I represented. The same didn't extent to the rest of her family as I had the chance to meet her cousin- a lovely but a bit suicidal girl by all means with how recklessly she lived her life.

Still, today was a very important day which is why I took the day off from work and used the time while my beloved girl was sleeping to set the house for today's celebration.

I had everything planned: I made extra stops at the blood bank earlier this week, bought new candles, adorned the halls with a few regal curtains and even ordered a nice looking aristocratic outfit to fit with the 20th Century fashion my girlfriend liked.

Heck, I even went the extra step by bribing the one thing that she loved around as much as she did me- her pet spider, Arakula. Some dead flies and moths were good enough as a bribe as the surprisingly-clever arachnid accepted this as a reason to 'forget' to wake her owner up.

Once I was completely sure that I had everything I needed, I proceeded to get the show started. I walked up to our room and slowly turned my attention to where a certain lovely gal was slumbering. Not the bed- it wouldn't cover her just right, but the small coffin on the side that had been with her for many years now.

I slowly approached it and then proceeded to open its lid. Here she was, the one that I was looking forward to waking up. Resting quietly, eyes closed and yet a smile on her face as I walked closer to her beautiful visage and then happily landing a long kiss on her waiting lips.

She was instantly leaning on me as she felt me approaching, replying to the warm gesture with her own smooching. I felt a sharper canine pressing a bit more than normal teeth should, the final clue many would need to know that my girlfriend in truth is…

A smoking hot vampire chick!

Gruftine Gothetticus was her name, red hair, curvy frame, pale skin complex and a wonderful personality to create the most gorgeous lady I laid my eyes upon. And the one I spent roughly six years with ever since I came to live here.

"Darling," She muttered softly, catching up her breath after the steamy kissing and looking at the bedside and frowning. "It's a bit early."

"It's an important day, hun," I hummed back, beaming as I realized the hint she needed was right above her clock. "And Arakula made a wonderful web."

A cute groan emerged from her lips as she forced herself to look at the web and… she froze up, eyes widening dramatically as she realized what was up.

Happy Birthday, Gruftine!

"Happy 24 years, sugarcube," I said as I lifted off her coffin, the redhead not hesitating in straddling nicely onto me as I carried her to the living room. "I made a few preparations."

"R-Really?" Her wide eyes only now noticed the fancy dress. "The outfit, the curtains and… gasp! How many things did you prepare?"

"Enough for our usual routine, Gruf," I remarked, making it clear that it was still the main part of the schedule for today. "Give it a look."

There was no hesitation as she got off from me and started looking around, listing the various peculiar recipes I had to prepare just for her.

"Vermin soup- brilliant coloration. Bones' dust and crips… yes, the crunchiness is just right and the blood-tarts- Hm~ just right!"

She was getting more and more excited as she looked into this and then… smiled widely as she rushed back to me. "It's all perfect. So many wonderful recipes to eat and give me energy for… the big event."

I couldn't help but grin as I reached up to her face, cupping her cheeks but shifting my palms to her sharp ears. The young woman shuddered in bliss as she was a sucker for ear rubs.

"E-Eric. Don't- Don't tease me so- so good~."

"Never! You need to feel good, love," I rebuked softly, lifting her up and smiling. "Ready to go to bed, my gorgeous vampire?"

"Obviously, my beloved and handsome human," She beamed back, face blushing as she knew it was going to be long and intense. The food and the long hours wasn't meant to be used for normal partying.

Oh no, it was for the steamy and intense hours of sex we would reserve each other from time to time. For this occasion, generally during our birthdays, we would take a day off from work and just go all out to explore once again how we ended up bonding this intensely.

This time, she was the one that picked me up and sent us both flying upstairs and onto the bedroom, my ass landing first on the mattress as the girl undressed before me, a gesture I matched shortly after as she soon leaned down to rest on my body.

Now there were no obstacles between us as we just let nature do its work, with plenty of blood for her to drink from the packs, and food for me to eat on the side to keep up with my girlfriend's intense stamina.

We didn't exactly fuck from day one when we first met but… it was when we decided it was about time to start dating. Because, before we began our relationship, our bond was one of convenience and… misunderstandings.

So many wonderful misunderstandings.