Stupid Nympho of a Priestess 3 - or 'How the hell did I get stuck with a woman as horny as this one?!' (Nymphomania Priestess + Other RPG games SI)
I would be lying if I said that work wasn't good.
Despite having Kohaku nag at me at times, the reward system was so that I would get a fat load of money that I could budget over the rest of the group. The priestess didn't mind getting very little, especially when I had, as a party leader, provide her with guaranteed rights such as paying for a place where to sleep, pay for her meals, and other necessities which may involve money.
So, it was always a lovely thing to hear the guild's receptionist that would take us to talk bringing up how much we made for a lengthy day of work. From a single quest per day, the few weeks that saw me work my ass off led to four quests per day- which ultimately translated in a massive bag of gold that would be added to the growing treasury at my disposal.
The medieval economy is, as one would suspect, a bit of a shit thing where there was no genuine mean to assert what stable price was around. Everywhere things were priced at different costs out of local presence and availability within the shops. So, having a lot of money was good and allowed me to avoid having to worry about potential issues of that kind.
But while I was quite confident I could safely become a noble or even a king by the end of the year, I couldnìt help but feel like this new mission was... how do I put it... worrying for numerous reasons.
As much as I had seen some crazy shit around, the fact that we were wandering on our own into a sewer that long deserved some extermination campaign when it comes to the big spiders and rats living around (and the homeless colony located at the second floor underground) was enough to leave me uneasy.
It wasn't the same as the first time we entered this dungeon, not when we were dwelling on the lower grounds and the thing we weren't looking at was not some medical herb that lingered on some of the place's corners. If that had been the case, then Kohaku would have been giddier considering what happened last time we went to check on it. The herbs were all stashed on a lower liquid containment chamber filled with dirty water, and while I told Kohaku to not venture into the place with me and keep the guard by the stairs, the dumb bitch found a reason to ask to go there a lot: slimes lived there.
They would not attack someone armored, but with the priestess they had free reign to literally play some unbirth scene before having her cum a lot. I helped her up, but it was a tedious work considering how difficult it was to burn a slime which body was mostly hidden underwater. I got the herbs, Kohaku got a nice 'cleaning' tentacle 'rape' that cleared her holes and mind. Right now, we weren't dealing with that.
A monster had been sighted in the sewers, and the nasty fucker managed to overwhelm someone that was trying to lessen the homeless presence in the area. The damage he sustained wasn't critical, but the extent forced for the best to be sent out. And yes, we were the best... after another group which wasn't around at the time.
I didn't mind being second fiddle to another party, especially since I knew the people and I trusted them as smart and good folks. The issue here was that the monster was not native of the sewers and it could be something we were trying to find without proper preparation. This was already bad news, and the fact we were looking into some of the least-checked areas in the sewers' first floor was... well, worrisome.
"M-Master, what do you think we will face soon?"
"Something mean and dangerous, which is why I would prefer you don't get too close to it."
As much as this should be common sense, Kohaku had to be told to stay in the rear to prevent any surprises from some of the monsters. Goblins were literally trying to bone her mid-fights, which was a good enough experience to teach her to not be in the front. Yet she would always be in the front. To 'support me', of course, it's not like she was a cock-hungry nympho or something like that.
Still, after a grueling search we found the beast and... it was indeed an hideous bastard. Like, I had expected a lot of scary shit, I just didn't expect the mangled and fleshy monstrosity that waddled toward us within a small arena. Kohaku was scared, the monster was scary... and I one-shot it.
To say that I was actually blue-balled by this development was one way to put it, but I just took the win but also wrote down on some paper what the 'surviving hobo' beside the boss room told us about this 'slutty nun' with 'big fat pair of juicy tits, thiccest legs ever seen' by the hobo, and a womb tattoo- also, keen to suck people off until they turned into monsters.
This world is definitely a standard H-JRPG at this point, I didn't even need to ask for more proof of that...
Oh well, time to score the big reward.
The trip back to the guild was calm and smooth, the air of unease within the dungeon having been dispelled entirely after the boss' defeat and giving us the chance to relax as we strolled to the reception area of the guild.
"That is indeed news for us, but we will make sure to keep an eye on this sort of dangerous woman," The receptionist relayed. "Here's your compensation for this tougher quest."
Ah yes, money. Come to Papa~
"Master~ Can we go out for a date~?"
"Not even a chance~," I replied happily, ignoring the hurt puppy face the slut was showing, taking the bag and thinking of what I could do with this much money- maybe buy a new and better equipment set. The bronze one was no longer 'trendy' I needed something tougher.
But as I was pondering on this reasonable matter, I was kind of surprised when suddenly I felt a soft hand slap my left cheek and force me to step back. I quickly recoiled, blinking twice as I stared at the source of the hit. It wasn't Kohaku, the girl appearing as shocked as I was- no, the cause of that attack was someone that was being held by someone I met on my first day here.
Red-hair, charming smile, quite powerful and clearly protagonist-material. Leon.
"Leon, what the hell is up with your party member?!" I exclaimed, holding my hurting cheek while keeping Kohaku to weep over my little injury.
"I-I don't know- Iris, what are you doing?"
The elf girl grunted while trying to get out of her partner's hold. Blonde hair, feisty green eyes, clearly a tsundere in denial.
"Didn't you see what he did? Kohaku was crying-"
"And slapping me is your solution to cheering up friend, you dumb bitch?!" I snapped, the blonde growling with renewed anger. "And don't give me that, there's no justification to strike someone by words alone. Are you some brute or shit like that?"
At this point, the rest of the adventurers and guild's officers were staring at the scene. While that could be ignored had this been the local pub, the fact it was the Adventurers' Guild meant that this could easily screw with our official paperwork and strip us four of the Guild's card. That would literally screw with too many plans at once- and this fuck-up process wouldn't give me anything good in return beyond immediate and brief relief.
"Why you-" Iris tried to come up with something, her anger bubbling so much that she was stuttering a bit and giving me the chance to interject.
"No, I... I don't need this fucked up shit," I said, burning away my rage as I knew I couldn't make too big of a scene and I really really was not in the right mood for this kind of shit. "Kohaku, I will be at the public baths."
She merely nodded, the priestess still crying but now looking at her 'friend' with some irritation much to the blonde's surprise.
I left the premises of the guild immediately after saying this, needing a moment to clear out my brain for the next few hours. What I didn't know was that this whole mess was just the setup for something a bit more awkward, refreshing and quite kinky event which would soon unfold at the local public baths.
Then again, Elves were known to be quite horny deep down when it comes to this setting...
AN
Next time, some smut. And while some may call it NTR, the red-haired guy is actually gay, and see Iris as just a partner. Much to the elf's chagrin.
And the next few adventures will end up taking MC and Kohaku into some different lands. Prepare for some names being dropped, a couple of witch being NTR-related to a degree or... completely about NTR. But worry not, twists will happen along the way to make it an amusing adventure.
