Stupid Nympho of a Priestess 8 - or 'How the hell did I get stuck with a woman as horny as this one?!' (Nymphomania Priestess + Other RPG games SI)
The Kingdom of Rothstein.
Compared to Libra, the 'Kingdom' was more of a large Castle plus Castle Town that existed within a realm that hardly recognized its relevance. The King was seen more as a figurehead, even more since his wife, the Queen-Ruler, died in an unknown accident. A plot to obtain power by her King-Consort? Not really. And I was quite sure the guy didn't even have the means to pull something like that if he preferred playing with the skirts of maid at his castle.
The commission came in a situation that was as ironic as ridiculous. The king had requested our assistance to protect his kingdom from the return of their brand of Demon King. What he failed to notify to the Guild was that the attack was meant to be imminent, so we arrived at destination to find the castle entirely decimated, the king forced to bed, and most of his daughters getting captured by the Succubus General that led the attack.
One daughter remained by his side, the youngest, blonde hair, brown eyes and tan skin, and... she wanted to take part to this adventure.
"I am ready to kill the bastards that took my sisters and save them!"
That's a good mindset, which wasn't paired with an equally-good outfit. I would have much to say about the 'adventurer garb' she was wearing, but the elderly woman that was taking care of the king in her house by the castle town admitted that it had been hers during her days of adventuring. The giggle she let out at the end of that confession made me shudder in pure dread at how many men she took to her during her youth. But that wouldn't be relevant for a very good reason.
"You are not adventurer material," I flatly said to Melty, the blonde refusing to yield on the matter despite how many times I patiently told her this, so I decided to show her on a more practical level. "You should just give up."
She was currently breathing heavily as we had gone through a 'spar' to test her worth. It wasn't really a fair fight considering the difference in experience, but I wanted her to shut up for good. The issue was that she wasn't and kept on getting up and being a brat. Even now, in her most tired form, she got up while tightly holding her wooden sword and rushed to attack for the umpteenth time. I prepare for the usual attack but I was greeted with something else.
Melty casts Double Hit!
That actually surprised me as I didn't expect some Hentai Heroine of the 'non-fighting princess' kind to be able to pull that sort of stunt. I blocked the first hit, the second one got to me out of shock from me. And the damage was...
-1
That's sad.
"I... I did it!" She exclaimed, giddy for her 'victory'- I wasn't even sure how she thought this was a win. "I hit you, so I won."
"Nope, I never said it was first blood."
She deflated immensely, clearly upset by this and... this new development got my attention.
"But I am willing to let you hang around if you promise to respect three valid rules," I admitted, the girl gasped in delight and rushing out for a hug. One that I stopped for her own sake as I could handle Kohaku's murderous glare so many times now. "First, you are not my equal in combat so I will teach you some basic steps. If you want to be an adventurer, that means being strong and smart- more than you are right now."
Melty didn't notice the indirect insult as she nodded eagerly.
"Second, if I tell you we can't or shouldn't do something, it means there's a fucking big reason we are not."
Another nod, yet she looked confused by this. Oh boy, is she going to understand the meaning of it if she decided to stop around and 'help' others.
"Third, you shall never use a sword to attack an innocent individual. If you have to subdue them, then you will use your own hands to grapple them until unconscious. Got it?"
"Yes and-"
"Bonus Rule, if you want to have a long life, don't try to flirt, hug or even remotely try to be friendly around me while Kohaku is around."
"M-Master, I am not... that bad."
She said these last two words so weakly that it was clear the priestess couldn't bring herself to put meaning to these.
"Like, is she your girlfriend or something?"
"Nope, but she is obsessed by me and she tricked me to sign a deal where she has to be my party member until we both say no to it."
"...Oh."
I also decided that, since she was going to tag along for some time, to make it clear who Kohaku is and skip any shocking revelation later on.
"And she will be our bait for sexual monsters," I said as we started to walk towards the edges of the castle town, ignoring Kohaku's blushing face as she smiled at the flat confession.
"W-What?" Melty exclaimed in shock. "W-Why would you-"
"She is into it."
My interruption was met with even greater shock
"...Oh? Like, she has a thing for being-"
"A sexual victim when in truth she is all out for that kind of depravity."
"I see... but that means that you two are not together, right?"
"We are not together." "We are~!"
I paused and gave a look to Kohaku. She bowed her head in shame at my harsh look.
"We are not..." Kohaku remarked quietly and Melty tilted her head at this scene.
"That bad?"
"It can get worse."
Melty wasn't sure what sort of man her new 'Sensei' was, but she could appreciate his brutal honesty. Plus, it wasn't like she was out for him because he was a nice guy- she actually wanted to be a good adventurer and save her big sisters after all!
When someone thinks of Goblins, they usually focus on how depraved the green little bastards can get.
In a sense, that was a reasonable worry, but for those within the tribe, the awareness that not all rumors were true made their need to act as cruel as possible quite necessary. And with the Demon King returned to this realm of existence, the old war between Humans and Monsters had been rekindled. This sounded monumental and great... until it wasn't considering that most monsters didn't answer the Demon King's call.
And with an army as scarce as it could get, even the native goblins, long having grown accustomed to be pacifically interacting with humans, were drafted to take part in this call.
Gobblers wanted to be a nurse.
She had so many times advocated to open an hospital, make people happy, give hopes to orphans of all kinds and... Now she was considered the 'first defensive line' of their conflict. How the fuck did that even work? She didn't have any special skill, she couldn't use magic, her outfit was a skimpy call into getting raped- which was ironic since the rumors about Goblins would expect her to do the raping.
And yet, here she was, sitting on some harsh cold floor in a dark dungeon and waiting for any changes in the situation. Most of the tribe there was quite 'small' since most had bailed and gotten out of dodge when the pink-haired bitch general showed herself in their village. To an extent, Gobblers felt idiotic for not doing anything to stop this and... things were about to change.
When she saw a large group of goblins running around and clearly escaping the dungeon, felt the walls shake at some intense-fighting, and heard a party of adventurers making their way to her location, the purple-haired goblin girl knew there was only one way to get out of this alive. So, she started stripping, folded her clothes to the side and, shuddering a bit as she sat down nude, took a submissive bowing posture right as the invaders approached.
"What?!" A girl gasped in shock, and Gobblers used this to speak.
"My humblest apologies for the attacks committed by my people. I will sell my virginity to not die, so please spare me."
...
...
"What?" The girl gasped again and a male growled at this.
"Look, Goblin-girl. I am not in the mood for this sort of shit," A guy said. "Get up, dress up, we need a guide and you will do fine."
She looked up, staring right at the delicious-looking hunk that had spared her. For a moment she paused and frowned at what she just thought.
Wait, I thought I was into girls. What was that?!
"A guide to where?"
"Where the Demon King got my sisters to!" The blonde exclaimed and Gobblers recognized her as... the Princess?
The fucking princess was the one hunting down the Demon King? That sounded... ridiculous. But she was as hot-stuffy as the guy beside her. The Priestess? That was debatable with that flat look on her face.
Still, Gobblers knew this was a chance to not die and... she could keep her V-Card for a little longer. If only the hunk claimed me here and now~- WHAT NO? HORNI GOB, STAY AWAY!
"I... I accept."
Things just got more interesting.
AN
First Part of the 'Meltys Quest to show herself as best girl' is now out!
