Stupid Nympho of a Priestess 9 - or 'How the hell did I get stuck with a woman as horny as this one?!' (Nymphomania Priestess + Other RPG games SI)
I have to admit that the goblin girl was a good guide. She knew the place's layout, both of the Kingdom's known settlements and the 'underground' where the 'Bitch in Charge' was leading all her troops.
Plus, she was not trying to backstab us. In her own words: "This situation is better than the one I was in." And to say that when she was literally being used as a forced guide meant a lot.
Jesus Christ, what's up with those peoples?!
Shaking my head at this matter, the next boss proved to be also 'reasonable' as she was quite the martial artist kind of weeb. And one that was relatively annoying about it.
"If I kick your ass, then you will be mine!" said Limy the Slime.
I proceeded to whoop her ass in less than five minutes. Poor girl had learned this shit through some cheap brochures about fake Asian-like combat styles. Melty was taught the important lesson to not brag against someone that could beat her. Only when you feel in the mood with small fishes.
Still, we got the slime fighter to join the group for the time group and… we ventured the mountains without any issues as the boss, a Lamia, gave me just a look and kind of bolted away as she mentioned something about 'the hero is back!'.
From my understanding and through Melty's explanation on the topic, the royal family was formed through the union of the last princess of the former royal dynasty with the hero. And the hero was deemed a no-nonsense kind of slayer that had literally turned most of the monsters into wimpy things that didn't want to die to him.
Even the fucking orcs, who were deemed by many as the pinnacle of rapey monsters, had turned their attention to aerobics and other physical training shit. I was utterly baffled by this situation- even more considering that it all came to be because some guy legit went through the world, demolished the Demon King Army and then got home to bang the princess and be kind.
Sounds like some regular JRPG stuff, but considering it was done in a H-JRPG world it was clear the guy had pulled through some difficult hurdles to get where he was now.
What a gigachad.
Still, even with that renewed invasion, I couldn't help but perceive a large amount of dissent from the monsters in being aggressors once more. I couldn't put my finger on it, but I have a feeling that things have changed so much that the current Overlord in charge of them seemed utterly unaware of how demoralized their armies were at the moment.
"John?" Melty asked, giving me an odd look. We were venturing into another dungeon as this was where one of Melty's sisters was being held. "Do you think my sis is… fine?"
"You mean if she hadn't been transformed?"
The girl had learned a bit in these two interesting days, and she clearly had the potential of a hero as she made big progress through it all. She was independent in most part during fights, picked up with ease a few extra physical and magical skills and was a bit less 'bratty princess' kind of girl.
She knew the stakes, and she knew she couldn't afford to be weak.
"I think they are," I admitted, seeing her deflate a bit. "Which is why we will save them."
"By kicking their asses!" Limy quipped, only to be punched in the back of her head by Gobblers. "Why!?"
"That's a bad thing to say, you slimehead!"
Kohaku was… quiet. I think she was feeling overwhelmed by the fact that there were so many women, so many 'skanks', and none of which she could dispose of. Melty was the princess, and that would be bad on us both to slay, Gobblers was our only guide, and Limy was… knife-proof much to the priestess' immense displeasure.
It didn't help that she was the kind of girl that hugged people a lot.
Soon we reached the 'Tower'! Despite its menacing name, the place that once stood as the forward base to keep an eye on monstrous incursions had been half-demolished and the rest taken over by horny werewolves that were, much to my relief, not speed demons and could be handled with speed and resolution.
I was… I was not pleased with how lengthy this quest was- it should have been a quick descent into the underground, but we were taking time to lessen the monstrous influence around first.
And the boss in this area was… Well, it was a sad sight.
The gargoyle girl didn't look much. She was wearing the classic Japanese school uniform for girls doing gym-related exercises. A bit of a bulge appeared by her crotch, highlighting her status as a futa but the most perplexing bit was… how she reacted to us.
"Oh? The older sister? She is on the upper floors so… get going."
No fight, no trap, only the girl sitting and staring at the floor with the most depressive outlook possible. I felt a tiny tug from one of my sleeves and saw Melty giving me an odd questioning look.
I sighed and nodded as soon as I realized what she was up to and the princess, seeing the positive response, smiled and sat down with the monster girl.
"Is everything alright?"
"Y-Yeah," The gray-haired girl mumbled. "You can all go. I don't feel like doing much."
"Why not?"
She snorted. "Why do you care, princess? You should- you should go back to the hero and help him and all."
"Whaddya mean? I am helping a lot too! I am not some bimbo!"
"You look like one-"
"So?! I got into this adventure because I want to save my sisters, what's wrong with that?"
"...Nothing," The Gargoyle Girl mumbled nervously. "It's just… Why did you go? Why not just stand back and let others do it while you seduce boys and men alike."
"I don't get it- I want to save my sisters," Melty rebuked strongly and then… something clicked. "Wait, you are jealous because boys like me?"
…
"You are, aren't you? But why?"
"I am ugly. And a futa."
"Aww, that's no reason to demoralize yourself like that," Melty assured. "You are a pretty tomboy."
"Heh, I am a futa and all girls want to hump themselves on my cock all day-long. So, why not just call me a boy? After all, I am just good at that!"
A loud sob came from the girl and Melty hugged her tenderly.
"Because you are also a girl and you feel like one. Do you want a boyfriend?"
A slow nod, cheeks burning red. "Y-Yeah but-"
Before she could have finished that response, Melty took hold of her hands with hers. "Then, if you join us, I promise you that I will be your wingwoman to seduce some. Like, I will let you use my wardrobe and such. No pretty girl should be denied the chance to be in love with someone! Plus... I am not exactly a bimbo, I am a virgin."
"Heh?! For real? But you are so pretty!"
"I know, but so are you~!"
I think Melty is using her Shoujo Charisma. And it's working flawlessly.
And that thing had to be quite leveled up since not only had the girl known as Issie the Gargoyle invested into switching sides, but it had her smitten, seduced and doki-doki'd from the hearts in her eyes and the erection through her bloomers.
And I think Issie is quite Bi from the way she now behaves around Melty.
After that little moment was over, Issie helped us get to the upper floor where one of the three older sisters were and-
It turned out that they were all there to wait for us. And while that should be a brief shock for me, the real issue was the oldest- her power was actually enough to leave me genuinely concerned and battle ready.
This was not going to be an easy one.
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