Chaos for Idiots! 2 - or 'My lovely ass if force-isekai'd in a world of Order and Chaos… and I am not stuck with a Chaotic Moron!' (Knighthood Chaotic!SI)

"Come on! We're losing them!" Ayah hissed as I chased closely after her.

She was surprisingly fast despite her thiccness, but I have to admit that Chaos may be behind the odd way she mustered this sort of physical prowess. Right at this moment, we were tracking down the reason why she was hellbent on destroying people- the panty-thief… he was leaving Japan.

And we managed to find the boat he was going to board with his companion.

Up to this point, Ayah had given me a description of this guy. Green eyes, brown long hair and athletic build within some 'feminine' details. Not exactly much, but the element that he was a Coyote Anthro like the Chaos User was the best hint I got out of her.

So, we rushed to get aboard without paying the ticket- with no cash on us, and Chaos not being a reliable money-maker, it was best to go the illegal route to avoid potential delays or troubles.

Good news is that we got in by entering from one of the open windows. Bad news is that the place is massive and Ayah was getting a bit too antsy about it. So, I proposed a deal to avoid any potential encounters that may result in us getting maimed or killed.

"How about we go hypnotize one of those people responsible for cabins, have them give us a room and you stay there to… meditate."

"Y-You want me to stay behind!?"

Despite how many would deflate at how betrayed she sounded, I have been keeping around this Chaos-loving bitch for a few days to understand a bit of my current situation and I was aware that she had a nonexistent understanding of stealth. So, it was best to not press our luck and just rely on something quite simple just now.

"I want you to not fuck it up. We are both unaware of where this guy is, and causing noise now would be negative for us both. I will go around and look for any clue where our target is. Then, with calm and patience, we will think of a plan."

Her lips twitched, Ayah's upset was very evident on her face but I didn't budge.

"Sorry, Ear-scratch. We can't risk it."

A cute blush took out the bloodthirsty Chaos lady for the time being, and I wonder if she would be up to go around and enjoy the swimming pool on the ship. In fact, I was regretting going solo a bit as I realized I was one of three humans in the entire ship. And that only one of those was anywhere near the swimming pool.

People were having fun from the looks of it, but while I tried to find out where the panties-thief was, I realized that… There were a handful of Coyotes, but none with Ayah's description. Annoying, but not enough to pull me away from looking more into it.

And as I was strolling about, I heard a loud huff coming from the edge of the pool. I glanced down, seeing what looked to me like a Gazelle Prime. Horns were a giveaway, but it was her tiny hooves at the end of her almost-human feet that drove the point home.

Around my age, maybe younger than me by a year or so. She had pink eyes, a 'tough' face kind of visage, and she was clearly upset as she was holding a volleyball close to her stomach. I noticed she was wearing a fairly neat blue one-piece with the words 'Hunger Gal' written on it.

"Are you done staring at my chest?" She mumbled, her gaze upward as she turned to me.

I blinked. "I wasn't staring at your tits. I was reading the words there. Hunger Gal?"

She looked away, huffing. "Heh, just a thing I got going at home. I like… meat. Not in the sexual way."

"Like BBQ?"

"And more," The girl admitted. "I am a meat lover."

I nodded. "Glad to hear that, I always thought too many girls were into the veggies side of the force."

A dry snort, then she glanced back to me. "So, are you going to ogle more or-"

"Meh, I was just checking around to find someone my friend is trying to beat the crap out. She had her panties stolen by him."

"Boyfriend?"

I could see the logic, but it was not that simple.

"Nope, this guy was just some workbuddy gone rogue or something," I replied calmly. "What about ya? You don't seem the kind of gal that just sits by, hugs volleyballs and huff at no one in particular?"

"My… friend decided to go do stuff rather than keep me company," The girl replied quietly. "I- I am not good with people."

"Me neither. In fact, I… Well, I would be a bit of a dumbass if I said that I would hold well with other individuals since… lots of non-humans."

The girl raised a perplexed brow. "You're not familiar with Primes?"

Oh, so that's the name for their kind.

"Yeah, back home it was mostly humans so… it's kind of overwhelming."

She slowly nodded and… she appeared thoughtful.

"Are you still busy with looking for the panties-theft?"

"Not at the moment. Can't seem to locate him anywhere today so maybe I will get him tomorrow," I answered. "Why are you asking?"

"...Wanna play some volleyball in the pool?"

If I have to be honest, I had considered that. I mean, I was getting tired of looking around, I had been losing my mind while babysitting Ayah and I really needed to destress.

"Sure," I said with a shrug.

The overall experience wasn't that wonderful thing many would expect when I say that the girl I am playing with goes by the name of Joy Ravenhurst. as we soon introduced ourselves right before we started to have fun, would become a very important individual from yours truly.

But for now, she was a lonely girl and I was a tired guy- and we both needed a break from stuff for just a few hours.

We had fun, and… things were only going to get more intense from that day onward. But for now, with the tunes produced by the ship's DJ, the Primes chatting happily over the sweet summerlike experience, and Joy being a lovable individual to talk and play with…

I felt like this Isekai may not be as bad as I had thought it to be.


AN

For those that have read Lovely Morons, yes, Joy is indeed Hope's Sister.