Got in the Robot, now what?! 6 - Or 'Where is the fucking instructions for this big ass robot?!' (NGE, Shinji!SI)

Ah yes, there is nothing too weird about organizing a 'playdate' in the middle of the fucking Pacific Ocean.

Like, at this point I could tell that Gendo hated my guts or something. To literally set up such a situation where I had no way to reach Eva-01, I had no means to fight off the acquatic angel that was bound to fuck us over, and I had to deal with someone like Asuka- this was just begging to see Humanity doomed or some shit like that.

Rei was kept behind, at least. She could technically come to our rescue if the angel attacked NERV. But nothing could be done to protect us beyond Eva-02 and its unsuited equipment to handle sea-faring bastards. Nonetheless I decided that I had no choice, and tried to not pull a 'Shinji' as I went on to meet Asuka.

Like Rei, Asuka wasn't exactly the normal-looking girl. Her breasts were acceptably modest, but her ass was outrageous to the point that I felt sins crawling on my back with how thicc that thing was. It was born to be ogled, but I knew better to try and reach for the buns of a destructive tsundere.

Instead, I did something far more productive.

"And then there's the time-"

"S-STOP IT!"

I couldn't exactly speak with Asuka. Not with how competitive she was and how uncaring I would be about that shitty attitude. I could, however, talk shit about Misato with Kaji. I wasn't sure what to do with the guy. He wasn't a bad person, but all this double-agent bullshittery really set him up to be a rather gray figure. And one that I thus couldn't fully trust.

Instead, he became part of the distraction meant to pass the time needed to get myself out of this tense stuff. The rest of the distraction was Misato and her habits. Not a surprise he knew of those, but very surprising that Misato was so embarrassed on being called out on those.

The truth is, had Misato been a normal adult, I would have held back and let her have a bit of a win somewhere in that roasting. But the bitch was traumatized, needed to get that spy cock, and definitely needed to work on her life situation if she couldn't see how Asuka's personality was engineered to be bitchy around someone like me or the OG Shinji.

My plan worked wonders when it came to actually avoid any conversation with the German Girl. She was looking forward to it, clearly expecting a doormat out of me or something 'agreeing' to her attitude, but I didn't give her that chance by actually using a distraction beyond mere formality to avoid setting up a bad first impression.

Good news is that it lasted long enough for the Angel to appear. And it lasted long enough to make me forget that this next part was a bit of a difficult situation: after all, I couldn't control Eva-02 because 1) I didn't have any compatibility and 2) Asuka was going to be part of the operation when Gaghiel the Fish Angel became a problem.

Funny question: how did you think two individuals handle a single seat considering one is a boy and the other is a girl?

Yes, you answered correctly, I felt her buns pressing and squeezing on my flaccid length from the very beginning, and I could tell from Asuka's excited but blushing face that the brat perceived the disturbance downstairs, and she was more than fine with it from the little wriggling and rubbing I got back to me.

Still, there was an Angel issue, and the situation was some sort of 'Caveman goes fishing' sort of situation. We just had the Progressive Knife and no means for Eva-02 to swim with its heavy protection. So, the simple plan I could conjure from this shitty situation was...

"We are going to gut a fish."

"...That's all you got about this?!" Asuka half-screeched and I nodded.

"Do you have any better ideas?"

"The flank is not weak enough for-" She pointed out, but a shift in my seat and feeling my groin onto her butt drew a pause from her. A planned pause at that.

"I never said we were going for the classis gutting. We are going to catch its lips, open up and throw the knife into its core."

Asuka nodded slowly, the Unit soon deployed and carefully moving onto the ship.

"Be careful that not all bits of these ships are capable of holding up to the weight of this unit," I advised and-

"I-I know what I am doing," The brat whined like a proper tsundere, but instead of clumsily fucking things over, she actually paid attention.

Maybe it was the fact that she was not thinking of me as a wimp, or the fact that she was getting her rocks off by actually rubbing against me. The more I spent time in that seat, the more I realized this was a bit of a bitch. Just not the unfunny way- the horny kind at that.

"Are you ready?" I asked impatiently, wanting this painful torture to be brought to a swift end.

"I-I am not sure we can do this. Like, the reaction time needed to-!" Her mouth went silent as I had a hand slap her left cheek, stopping to squeeze it. "W-What-"

"Look, Asuka. I'll be honest with you. I am going to put it in a way your brain can follow- I am not playing any games or competitions with you. This is not a chase, or a race, or a test. People's lives are at stake because of Fish n' co., so you better get your A-Game set up and get your mind out of your gutter. Got it?"

I squeezed some more to exert control and she tensed up some more.

"Y-Yes."

"Good, then focus and react when I tell you."

Instead of rebuffing me again, the orangette nodded, clearly going on emergency brain's functions as she didn't know how to react at my mild-groping. It wasn't my most glorious moment, but fucking hell I am not dealing with this ass-horny bitch from Germany.

Good news is that Gaghiel is not exactly a smart Angel and that Asuka had good reaction time. Bad news is that Asuka had its mouth open and- she fucking hesitated.

"I never- You know, thrown a knife into an Angel!"

"Just do it, Unit-02 will easily-"

"It's not that simple! I need it to be a precise shot or- Ah~!"

Another slap came for that unforgivable butt. Asuka's aim was indeed wonky, but that wasn't the point. As she had previously said, the Angel's body was resilient to the Progressive Knife, so it was soon bouncing around the body, dashing deeper into its gullet until it got to the core.

The bastard detonated, but the blast was distant enough and near the water to lessen its effect. People celebrated Asuka's 'simple but brilliant' plan. I refused to claim the achievement, and the girl was too 'unfocused' to raise a fit for an unwanted trophy.

It was as I saw her pleased look that I realized that last spanking hit had her cum on the spot. That virgin bitch literally orgasmed with the power of a slap on the slutty butt she got. Still, plot happens and 'circumstances' sees Kaji unable to be Asuka's caretaker. So yeah, Asuka was going to live with Misako and I.

What a glorious day, right? If only I could share the same hopefulness that Asuka showed with her 'hopeful' interest to see where the kinkery will go. I had opened up the door, and I was going to need readiness to face the wild German beast head on. So yeah to me and-

Fucking hell I don't want one of those hanging at Misato's flat!

I was not in a good mood. Fuck that. I could say that Gendo had clearly seen my general effort to not associate myself with the bitch but- no, I had to fucking deal with that. And I was not just in the mood to talk with anyone as I went for a lovely nightly walk and sat down to the nearest vending machine to grab some soda.

It wasn't anything special. Just one of those old-looking but relatively reliable machines that provided the Japanese civilians with some good ol' fruity juice that wasn't alcoholic. I paid for a can, took it out and then sat down, sipping slowly from the cold beverage.

It was already cold as balls, I could tell I was risking going sick, but I needed something to cleanse the bitchery off my taste buds. Bitchery of Asuka, Bitchery of Gendo, Bitchery of Rei, and my own case of self-Bitchery for being a whining bitch.

I went to sit on the bench across the street, looking down at the can as I prepped it and then started to drink. The soda was nothing special. It was cheap, but the taste was what I needed to wash away the bitterness of my foul-mouthed mood. There was a pause and then I looked around to see if I was being followed and-

"Bleh!" The noise came from the girl sitting right beside me.

A girl I hadn't seen sitting while I was busy thinking to myself. A girl that I was quite sure that I... didn't know about. Nope. She had red eyes and platinum blonde (almost white) hair. She was wearing a small black hat, and a semi-formal white and black dress with a pair of white long socks and some light-gray shoes.

Her face was even unfamiliar both through my current knowledge and my meta-lore awareness. She shook her head, the cute noise coming out of her lips as she clearly despised the orange-flavored soda.

"You should have gone for Coke."

The girl blinked. "I know, it's just that I like testing new things," She argued calmly. "So, why are you out?"

I should be the one asking that question, but she also could raise that claim. And she had me beat on it by time alone.

"Chilling, getting my mind cleared from some bad taste."

"Why? Any trouble with life?" She inquired distractedly, tempted again by her can's content from the way she glared the thing.

"Handling a lot of crap from the workplace and my current home situation. What's your story?"

Despite clearly disliking the can's content, the girl sipped from hers and twitched due to the flavor.

"I am a hobo."

...

"And?"

"And that's all I can say," She flatly remarked. "Name's Runako, but I also like 'Riru'."

I blinked at the presentation. The name rang no bell at the moment and I looked away to think if this was some NERV-planned BS.

"Shinji."

"Nice to meet ya," Riru said, soon standing up with her can. "But I gotta go. I have places to be."

Once again, this surprised me a bit as she wasn't the 'agent' I expected. She wasn't part of NERV- hell, I am tempted to say she wasn't supposed to be part of the story at all but- But then she leaned in to plant a kiss on my forehead.

"Heard somewhere that kisses help people think better. So, I hope you get better," The girl smiled a bit and I felt somewhat fuzzy within as she started to walk away. "See ya later, Shinji."

And Riru was gone...

...Goddammit, that NPC got some unholy rizz...


AN

And here's the... 'lucky one'. Have fun understand who she is for she is going to fuck with Shinji's mind before he realizes what is up. It's not as simple as it seems or sounds, and when Shinji realizes what is up and is interested in plotting with her... Well, the world can be damned for Shinji is about to save it from the Angel's menace for good.

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