Jewelry Bonney sank her teeth into a pineapple pizza. She was hanging out at Alvida's new bar: "The Iron Glory". She's a rather slim looking pink haired girl who wears striped overalls, a mint green winter hat, and a white shirt. She has bright purple eyes with a golden piercing near one of them.

She tends to gorge herself on pizza and other junk foods when she's not going on an adventure.

"GET ME MORE, PIZZAS! MORE MANGO JUICE! MORE PIE AND SWEETS! MORE FOOD, MORE!" She demanded as she slammed a wad of cash on the table. Galdino blended some more juice and poured it in her giant jug. He then ordered a bunch of chefs to cook all the before mentioned junk food.

"Come on, boys! Get moving the bitch is starving!" Galdino shouted.

More people ran into the bar and ordered more stuff. The money was flying in like crazy. All of a sudden, Captain Alvida came in. She gave everyone strange looking, over decorated party invitations. "Heeey! Bonney! Long time no see! Wanna come ta Buggy's Birthday party?" Alvida said in that southern accent of her' the Star Clown is the captain of the Buggy Pirates, as well as the co-leader of the Buggy and Alvida Alliance, and a former apprentice of the Roger Pirates.

"That fool?! Ha! I wouldn't touch the lad with a 10 foot pole! But fine, I'll come. If he's got a giant birthday cake there, then I'll just come over there for that! Nothin' beats sweets!" Bonney said in-between bites of chocolate cake.

Buggy's pre timeskip look was a slim, blue-haired man with an appearance resembling that of a clown: a red nose, big brown shoes, a red and white stripped shirt, and baggy tan pants. The big, red nose on his face is, in fact, his real nose. Buggy's face is always covered with make up no matter what timeline, and he always looks really pissed off, especially when he sees Shanks. Back then, women never really found him to be fap material, which is why he never married his co-worker Alvida. He instead likes to spend his time as a Warlord: baking goods, selling weapons or armies, and training goofy men to fight for others.

"They've got more than just that. His crew's making pizza, beef, lollipops, cupcakes... any hot greasy food you could imagine, it's there." Alvida explained as plates of food were placed near Bonney.

"HOT GREASY FOOD?! OH BOY I'LL DEFINITELY GO THERE!" Bonney said with hearts in her eyes.

"Knew it. See ya there, homegirl." Alvida smirked as she handed an invitation to Shanks.

"Thanks babe. An invitation to my old partner's birthday party? Heh. Must be my lucky day." He smirked. Galdino poured some beer into his cup. He took a swing of it and laughed, remembering all the times he teased and made fun of Buggy. Red-headed Shanks was formally was in the Roger Pirates crew partnered with Buggy the clown, but they ended up splitting up.

"Long time no see, indeed."

He said to himself as he looked at the picture of Buggy screaming.

"Where's the little Bugger anyways?" Shanks asked Alvida.

"He's busy with calls from around the world. Buggy's Delivery Service is extra busy durrin' July." Alvida said. She poured him more beer.

"That's enough, babe. I don't wanna get too drunk before the actual party where there's a ton of booze." Shanks said as he pulled the small glass cup away.

Buggy's Delivery Service is an organization based on the New World island of Karai Bari. It was founded sometime during the timeskip, and specializes in sending pirates and other powerful warriors to assist a country or group in battle if they call and pay for it. During the summer, the blue haired clown made millions off this service since the hot weather was always the perfect setting for pirate battles. Alvida always helped in this service, but Shanks never really cared for it, often going solo for his adventures. Ever since Bonney's crew numbers were lowered (after the Marines captured her temporarily), she always seeked extra help from Buggy's Delivery Service just to get more treasure and money for food, of course. She's less chill compared to Shanks and Alvida, often having an angry look on her face.

Shanks walked over to Bonney as he drank his beer.

"Hey Jewelery Bonney. Seen Buggy lately?" Shanks asked her, smirking seductively. He was quite a handsome man with a small beard.

"Yes but only... Mmmm... Briefly. How old is he...Mmmph.. Turning, anyway?" Bonney mumbled between bites of a newly made pizza.

" He's turning 40. Do you like him, by the way? If not, then um... I'm single. We could go out and, you know, go to the beach..." Shanks started.

"Back off, buster. I like none of you men. I'm happy single. Food is my only lover." Bonney greedily said. She shoved pizza crust down her throat.

Shanks sighed in disappointment. He then saw Alvida's breasts jiggle as she walked over to a customer.

"Hmmm... Hey Alvida. How about you? Mind going out with a yonko like me? I'm the only one who's normal, after all." Shanks flirted as he opened his white shirt.

"No. Maybeh. We'll see." Alvida smiled mysteriously. She ripped her golden lined cowboy hat at him.

'Maybe is a start.' Shanks thought hopefully.

"Watch out, Al. He's drunk again." Bonney mumbled between bites of a cupcake.

"I'm not drunk, silly. I told you, I'll get my fill during the Birthday Bash." Shanks chuckled.

"Sure. But once you get drunk there, don't grope any lasses and $$es." Alvida said seriously.

She tossed some gum in her mouth and chewed on it..

"A pirate makes no promises, Alvida." Shanks grinned.

"Whatever. I'm just looking forward to seeing familiar faces at the Party." Alvida smacked her pink bubble gum.

"I'm looking forward to all those delicious treats! And if Shanks tries to touch me, I'll use my Devil Fruit abilities to turn 9 so he won't grope me!" Bonney said, her purple eyes sparkling.

"Oh well. The more you know." Shanks rolled his eyes.

That night, colorful confetti rained from above as funky music was played by a band. There were desserts, junk food, and multi colored balloons everywhere. Bonnie went into the large circus like tent with her crew. She grabbed some cupcakes and started to sink her teeth into them right away!

"Woah woah Bonney! Chill with the cupcakes! We just got into this here tent!" One of her make crewmates said.

"As your captain I get to eat what I please! Besides, I bet the cake is gonna be huge! And I'm talkin' skyscraper huge!" Bonney yelled at him.

"Fine fine... Eat what you must, Captain." The crewmate rolled his eyes.

Shanks drank a bottle of beer and enjoyed it with Alvida.

"I'm surprised the Straw hats aren't crashing the party or anything. Usually when there's a Buggy related event, the Straw Hats get involved." Shanks said.

"I'm just glad I ain't bumpin' heads with those losers." Alvida said before taking a swing of beer.

All of a sudden, the room went dark. The big red curtains on the stage began to quake as spotlights hovered over them. The crowd waited with faded breathe. Bonnie didn't give a crap.

"Ladies and gentlemen! Introducing the man behind B.D itself, and the one and only birthday boy... Buggy the star clooooooown!" A disembodied voice shouted into a megaphone. The lights then stopped and focused on the top part of the curtains.

The men in the crowd clapped and cheered and women screamed his name with hearts in their eyes. Bonnie just kept on eating as she looked at the stage. The red curtain opened, revealing a pink, red, blue and white 7 layered giant cake with chocolate coated graham cracker stairs on it. Buggy was on top of the cake, and each part of it with acrobat women dressed like clown hookers. Buggy had a microphone in his hand. His long, spikey blue hair flowed down his back and he had a big red nose. His face was painted: a skull and crossbones going down his forehead to below his eyes, two purple lines pointing up, and red lipstick.

He wore a white sparkling suit with no shirt underneath, white Elvis pants, yellow sunglasses shaped like stars, and a top hat so tall even Gild Tesoro would blush at. He wore sparkling silver tap dancing shoes as he danced down the graham cracker stairs. He sung "Can't take my Eyes off You" causing the crowd to cheer, laugh, and go crazy.

Bonney instantly dropped her food. Her heart began to race and the only thing she could see was Buggy and the huge cake. All she could hear was her heartbeat intensely. It slowly got faster and faster as she twitched. She grunted and groaned as her eyes twitched, almost in orgasm.

"Um... Captain... Are you okay?" One of her crew members, Jewelry Alex asked her.

"... I need you baby

And if its quite alright

I need you baby

To warm the lonely nights

I love you baby

Trust in me when I say its okaaaay..." Bonnie sung, sounding almost brainwashed.

"Why does she sound so monotone?!" Alex asked his other crew mates.

"I dunno! I dunno! Look at the other women! They're dancing! They're not even acting like Bonney!" Another crew member shouted as he pointed at a bunch of ladies.

"Well we can't have captain acting like this! She might catch Love Sickness like Boa Hancock once did! Let's get 'er out of here!" Alex said as he pulled her arm.

Bonney hissed and turned him 6 years old. Alex's small clothes actually fit him. He always wore clothes too tiny for him in case his captain got pissed. She threw his small body onto the ground and ran up to the cake.

"Wait! Bonney! Come back!" Alex and the Bonney Pirates ran after their pink haired captain.

Buggy finally made it to the bottom of the cake, only to see Bonney devouring it.

He grabbed her by the shirt, only for her to give him goo goo eyes.

"YIKES!" He let her go. Bonney fell, then ate more of the cake.

People starred at this, causing Buggy's singing voice to get more shakey.

With the flick of a hand, Buggy signaled some of his crew mates to get her.

They charged at her with swords in their hands. With a mouthful of cake, Bonney quickly turned them 86 and kicked the swords out of their hands. She ordered her crew to retreat, not wanting Buggy to see them as a threat. She took a bunch of snacks and as they ran out, taking one last good look at Buggy's abs.

The Bonney Pirates ran onto their ship, The Jewelry Margherita.

"What the hell was that, boss?! You completely lost it in there! Also, turn me back to 38! I hate these baby hands!" Alex whined.

"I don't know... His... His voice... His chest... Such a snack..." Bonney whispered, gripping her left breast.

"You're clearly in love." A bearded crew member rolled his eyes. He got out a cake pan.

"I'M NOT! NOW SHUT UP, BEFORE I TURN YOU INTO A SPERM!" Bonney roared.

"You just don't wanna admit you have the hots for a clown. Besides, I'm your brother. You can't turn me into a sperm." Alex chuckled.

"I see my powers took away your maturity, too. Hold on." She made him glow pink and instantly turn 38 again.

"... Nope. I still find it hilarious you have a crush on a clown. HAHAHAHAHAH!" Alex fell and laughed.

"I CAN TURN YOU BACK INTO A SPERM, BRO! SO KNOCK IT OFF!" Bonnie growled before eating a cupcake.

"Just saying, it's kinda stupid you went from a bad æ$$ captain, to a captain who loves one of the silliest Warlords of the seas." Jewelry Andrews, the bearded member, added.

"Ugh you are so lucky you're a chef AND my cousin..." She growled.

"Do me a favor and make Buggy a special cake. A small one that could fit in a box."

"What does it look or taste like?"

"Hmmm..."

End of Chapter 1