Title: Incognito
Author: badly-knitted
Characters: Strax, Eleventh Doctor.
Rating: G
Written For: Challenge 682: Secret Identity at dw100.
Spoilers: Nada.
Summary: Strax is trying to be unobtrusive.
Disclaimer: I don't own Doctor Who, or the characters.
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"Pretend you don't recognise me," a voice said at the Doctor's elbow. He turned to see Strax, wearing a top hat, and a cape over his suit.
"Why would I do that?"
"Because I'm in disguise, Sir."
"Oh. Right. Why?"
"To protect my secret identity, Sir."
"Ah, of course. And what is your secret identity?"
Strax turned, shocked by the question. "If I told you that, it wouldn't be a secret anymore and then I'd have to kill you. Sir. Please try to keep up."
"Right. Sorry."
"So you don't recognise me?"
"Never seen you before in my life, Strax."
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The End
