"What's on your mind, sis?"
"That other blondie."
Android Sixteen and Cyborgs Seventeen and Eighteen had been 'enjoying' their road trip, but that morning's fight left some unanswered questions. The whole 'turning blonde' bothered Eighteen's vanity and she wondered what kind of surprises they'd find. The absence of data on that other Saiyan was strange. Not worrying, because she was that much stronger than Vegeta, but it was intriguing nonetheless.
"Oh, right, Lilac!" Seventeen swerved on the country road and giggled an apology to Sixteen when he took a bump a little too hard. "Sorry, didn't see that one, Sixteen."
Sixteen wasn't bothered, sitting at the back of the delivery van. "Trunks."
"Mhhh sorry what Sixteen?"
"The name of the second Saiyan. 'Trunks'."
"Well that's a lame-ass name. Pretty hair tho, nice eyes, intense gaze, thought he was going to devour me! Ballsy too, that blow almost stung." Another bump. "Ah sorry, I saw that one, but I forgot to warn you."
"Fuck it, we should've flown. Watch the road, stop day-dreaming about your boyfriend, and avoid the goddamn potholes. Ugh, you're a terrible driver. How come we have no data on him at all?"
"Nah I'm doin' amazing, see, all wheels are still functional, and I'm mostly on the road."
Eighteen sighed and seated herself again on the passenger seat, the bump having forced her off her comfortable position. They'd been on the road for a couple of hours now, and she desperately needed a change of clothes, which is why their direction was opposite of the direction to Mount Paozu; closest village to grab some new clothes first.
"Vegeta was so boring, all that talk about being the strongest, gosh I hope Son Goku is going to be more fun because all that bravado and nothing to back it up."
"Data not found."
"Gero visibly didn't do his homework with the whole going blonde thing. They don't wear it as well as me though." Seventeen laughed at his sister's vanity.
"What else did you see about Lilac, Sixteen?"
"Sixty percent correspondence to Vegeta's physical features, similar strength, about five to ten percent faster, and impulsive decision making skills. Trunks intervened when you said not to."
"Impulsive decision making is your way of saying 'fucked around and found out'? He should've just watched the show. Like your boyfriend did, Eighteen."
"Baldie was smart and cute, bite me. Your crush can't compete." The blonde teased her brother with a little nudge in the ribs and a playful chuckle.
"Affirmative. She was easily defeated."
"What are you onto, big guy, I won."
"Not you, Trunks."
"She?" Seventeen looked back in disbelief at what he was hearing, ignoring all driving precautions. Not that they were paid any mind prior, but Seventeen had the general good sense of staying on the road, which was now compromised due to him looking elsewhere. Eighteen held the wheel when a turn arrived and Seventeen didn't care to acknowledge it.
"Hey watch the road!"
"My analysis concludes with a seventy-six percent certainty that this Trunks is Vegeta's daughter."
Seventeen slammed the brakes, earning himself a punch in the arm by Eighteen who groaned when the sudden stop sent her closer to the windshield that she would have liked. Sixteen didn't budge from his sitting position, the sudden stop of movement not affecting him due to his weight.
"What the fuck Seventeen?!"
"Lilac's a girl? Are you sure about that, pal? I mean," Seventeen turned back to look at his 'brother' and gestured to his own chest in disbelief, indicating the absence of the most visible anatomy differences between men and women.
"Eighty-four percent certain," he pointed at his eyes. "She was wearing a compression-type of cloth under her shirt."
"Well fuck me, and here I was thinking it was a hot dude, it's actually a hot gal." The raven-haired cyborg didn't seem to mind, both options were just as pleasant in his book.
"Pfft if you wanted to get into her pants you shouldn't have kicked her. And get out, I'm driving since you're way too distracted."
Seventeen half protested, but eventually agreed to switch places with Eighteen who drove with a little more attention to the road.
"I mean, you should have seen how she was looking at me! I could've gotten into her pants if ya hadn't broken Daddy dearest. Wait, does that mean she's a daddy's girl?.. Nice."
"He brought it upon himself, Seventeen. Also, gross, keep your kinks to yourself!"
"I call dibs since you already claimed baldie and had fun with Vegeta. Got a thing for the short ones eh?"
"I'm not even going to dignify you with a response to that, you're being disgusting."
"Hey I've been stuck in that pod for Kami knows how long-"
"52 months."
"Thanks Sixteen- wait, 52 months?! That's over four years! I'd kill him over again, god fucking damn it bastard son of a bitch. Anyway, yes, I got needs you know?"
"Seventeen, ew, TMI, I'm your sister."
"Wait, how can Lilac be Vegeta's kid? How old would that make them both?"
"Vegeta. Data not found. Trunks. Data not found. Features indicate physical growth has not halted."
"Yeah she looks under twenty. If Vegeta's in his forties, he looks pretty good. Eighteen, you saw him up close, you think he's forty?"
"I have no fucking idea, no? Maybe? Can't believe he actually got laid enough to spawn an offspring with that ridiculous hair, what a prick. Anyway, how far is actually Casa de Goku?"
"4294 kilometers."
"We're going to spend weeks in this van... Oh look, the town's finally there! Finally I can get myself a new outfit."
Eighteen found herself disappointed with the 'sticks' lack of selection', but it would do for the rest of their trip all the way to Mount Paozu.
Yes, obvious TFS references are obvious :)
See you in the Cell arc! \o/