'You were so fucking dense back then!' Misty laughed.

'No, I wasn't!' Ash screamed.

'Yes, you were! I mean, otherwise, how could you not see what was going on between your mum and Professor Oak?' Misty teased.

Ash wanted to skip this topic, since he was embarrassed. 'Okay, I was dense. Anyways, what episode shall we watch next?' Ash asked.

'Do you remember that hilarious episode about Brock's pathetic love life?' Misty giggled.

'Let's watch it!' Ash said. Then, he inserted the VHS tape in the VHS player.

2010 - 'I cheated on my sexy nurse'

'JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!' the audience chanted, while talk show host Jerry Springer entered the stage in the television studio.

'Hello, welcome to the show. Today, we have a guest who has a confession to make to his girlfriend. Please welcome Brock!'

'Hi Jerry,' Brock said.

'I heard that you need to confess something to your girlfriend,' Jerry said. 'What's up?'

'Well, about a year ago, Nurse Joy and I were working together at the Pokemon Center. We fell in love and began a relationship. She even moved in with me last month. I love Joy very much. However, last week, during a wild party, I met another woman and slept with her.'

'BOO!' the audience screamed.

'So you couldn't keep your cock in your pants?' Jerry asked.

'No. I had some Baileys, a strong alcoholic drink from Ireland. I was fucking drunk. All I remember is that Erika, Celadon City's Gym Leader, showed me her boobs. The next morning, I woke up next to her.'

'You were drunk? What a great excuse,' Jerry said with his usual deadpan tone.

'Well, I'm a man, Jerry. Erika was making it very clear that she wanted to sleep with me. What do you expect me to say to Erika?'

'Well, if you are in a relationship, I would expect you to say no when Erika tries to seduce you,' Jerry said.

'Why? You can't expect a man to say no when a sexy lady is up for it,' Brock said.

Jerry gave Brock a stern look. 'Well, do you love Nurse Joy?'

'Of course I do! She's kind and sexy,' Brock answered.

'Well, you clearly didn't love her enough to keep your cock in your pants last night.'

'JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!' the audience chanted.

'But I do love Nurse Joy! I love having sex with her! I always fantasized about sexy nurses and looked at porn videos with naughty nurses, so I am happy to have my own sexy nurse.'

'Well, now that you've cheated, what do you want, Brock?' Jerry asked. 'Do you love Erika now and do you want to be with her?'

'No. What I had with Erika was just sex.'

'Well, let's see what your girlfriend has to say about all this,' Jerry said. 'Nurse Joy has been watching backstage, so she heard everything you said. Let's welcome Nurse Joy!'

A pink-haired nurse entered the television studio and ran towards her cheating boyfriend.

'How could you?' she yelled. 'How the fuck could you cheat on me?'

'Well, like I said, Erika was showing me her boobs. Do you really expect a man to turn a woman down? Erika is a temptress who clearly wanted to sleep with me,' Brock said.

'So? You are not powerless when another woman likes you. You could've rejected her! You could've told her that you were taken!' Nurse Joy screamed. 'I know that you watch a lot of porn and that you read Playboy, but I didn't think that you would actually sleep with another woman!'

Then, Jerry Springer decided to introduce the next guest. 'Well, let's see what Erika has to say. Here is Erika!'

'BOO!' the audience screamed.

When Erika entered the stage, Nurse Joy ran at the blue-haired Grass Pokemon trainer and punched her in the face several times. While punching the Gym Leader, she had to take a few hits as well. Eventually, Jerry's Chikorita used his Vine Whip to move Erika away from Joy, breaking up the catfight.

'CHIKO! CHIKO! CHIKO! CHIKO!' the audience screamed.

'Fuck you, bitch!' Erika screamed.

'And fuck you, slut!' Nurse Joy yelled.

'You're a fucking whore!' Erika shouted.

Nurse Joy tried to attack Erika again, but Chikorita was able to prevent another physical catfight.

Then, Jerry Springer decided to ask Erika a few questions. 'Erika, did you know that Brock was in a committed relationship with Nurse Joy?'

'Yes, I did. He told me about his girlfriend.'

'And when you found out that he was taken, that didn't stop you from sleeping with him?'

'Not really. I was drunk and horny, so I had some fun. And in the morning, we had a pleasant conversation about Pokemon while he gave me a relaxing belly rub.'

'Do you love Brock?' Jerry asked. 'Do you want to be with him?'

'Nah,' Erika said. 'This was just a hookup. I could never be with Brock. In fact, looking back, I don't know what I saw in him last week. There is no way I would've slept with him if I was sober.'

Then, Jerry looked at Nurse Joy. 'What do you think about all this?'

'Well, I think that Brock is a fucking cunt!' the nurse answered. 'And Erika is a homewrecking slut.'

Then, Jerry walked up to the cheater. 'Do you still want to be with Nurse Joy?'

'I do,' Brock said. Then, he grabbed his girlfriend's hand. 'I love you, Joy! Can you ever forgive me?'

'No. I don't love you anymore, Brock! I can't ever trust you again after what you did to me. Screw you!' the nurse yelled.

'Well, it sounds like you're going home alone, Brock,' Jerry said. 'You will need your beloved Playboy, since that magazine and your right hand are all that you've got now.'

'JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!' the audience chanted.

Brock was heartbroken and burst out in tears. But not because his relationship ended. The romance didn't matter that much to him. What really hurt him was the fact that he no longer had easy access to sex. After all, most women rejected him. He struggled to get matches on Tinder. The first time he ever had sex frequently was during his relationship, which was over. And his hookup with Erika was a lucky fluke. Most of the time, he never managed to get laid during parties. Aside from Erika last week, even drunk women were still sharp enough to reject him.

Then, Erika looked at the heartbroken nurse and tried to comfort her. 'Joy, Brock is pathetic. Pathetic! He wasn't even that great in bed! He came after eight seconds and has a micropenis!'

Nurse Joy knew that Erika was right, but did not want to hear any comforting words from the woman who slept with the man she used to love. 'You're a fucking whore, Erika!'

'And you're a dirty bitch!' Erika screamed. She got off her chair and managed to pin the nurse down on the ground. However, when she was ready to strike with her fist, she looked in the nurse's eyes and moved her lips closer to the pink-haired lady's lips.

'Oh wow, Erika! Your eyes are beautiful!' Nurse Joy squealed.

'Shut up and kiss, you hottie!' Erika said. Then, her tongue entered the nurse's mouth and played around with Joy's tongue for a while.

'WE LOVE LESBIANS! WE LOVE LESBIANS!' the audience squealed.

The person who loved lesbians the most? Brock. He stopped crying and kept staring at the two horny women. Brock often watched lesbian porn on Pornhub, but he never saw two women getting it on in real life. At least, not until now.

'Oh my fucking god! I am watching hot girl and girl action! They are doing this for my amusement!'

'No, they are not doing this for your amusement, you pervert!' Jerry snapped. 'Not everything that women do revolves around men. They are doing this because they find each other attractive.'

After a minute of kissing, the two gave each other a hug.

'You're actually really cute,' Nurse Joy said, while wrapping her arms around the Gym Leader.

'And you're a sexy nurse!' Erika said. 'I wanna feel what kind of knickers you're wearing under your dress.'

'I'm not wearing any knickers,' Joy giggled.

'Well, that's a resolution nobody was expecting,' Jerry said. 'Joy, first, you hate Erika for shagging your man. And now you two are going to get it on!'

'Brock has a good taste in women,' Erika said. 'Nurse Joy is hot!'

'I've got to admit that Brock's taste in women is very nice,' Joy said, while the Gym Leader from Celadon City started rubbing her leg. 'Erika is such a cutie!'

'Well, Nurse Joy came here with a cheating boyfriend, but she's going home with a naughty lady,' Jerry concluded. 'And Brock is going home alone!'

Then, the talk show host addressed the audience for his final thoughts. 'When their partner cheats, many people get angry at the person who slept with their partner. They are angry that someone stole their partner away from them. However, instead of focusing on the homewrecker, you should focus on your cheating partner. If they truly loved you, they wouldn't cheat on you. Then, they would reject the other person. If your partner cheats on you, you deserve better. Look for someone who is faithful.'

Then, he applied these thoughts to this episode. 'We just saw that Nurse Joy was furious at Erika, at least until these two women fell for each other. However, as shitty as it is to sleep with someone when you know that they are taken, Erika is not the worst person here. Brock is. He had a girlfriend, but he clearly didn't love her enough to keep his cock in his pants. Fortunately, Nurse Joy and Erika fell for each other, so at least Joy won't be going home alone. Until next time, take care of yourself and each other.'