'That was fucking funny!' Ash laughed.'

'Brock had it coming,' Misty said. 'He goes home alone while Nurse Joy gets to shag Erika.'

'I actually remember that Brock was in another episode as well, four years before he cheated on Nurse Joy' Ash said. 'Do you remember the episode in which he finally met that internet girlfriend he had back then?'

'Oh my god, that was hilarious!' Misty laughed. Then, she grabbed the VHS tape and played the episode.

2006 - 'I'm not really a woman'

'JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!' the audience chanted, while Jerry Springer entered the stage in the television studio.

'Hello, welcome to the show. Today, we have a guest who is going to meet his internet girlfriend for the first time. Please welcome Brock from Pewter City!'

'Hi Jerry,' Brock said.

'Hello Brock. You've got a girlfriend, but you never met her. How come?' Jerry asked.

'Well, about a year ago, I started talking to this amazing woman named Harletta. We met on MySpace. She found my profile and told me how hot I looked. Then, we started messaging and fell in love. However, she was always busy when I suggested to meet up and always said that she doesn't have enough money to travel to Kanto, where I am from, so I decided to come on the Jerry Springer show to meet her. I can't wait to lose my virginity to her!'

'Wow, my silly little show must be the most romantic setting ever for a first date,' Jerry laughed sarcastically. 'Anyways, have you seen a lot of pictures of this lovely lady?'

'Of course! She is so hot! She's got a nice butt and great tits,' Brock gushed.

'Okay, so what are your expectations? What do you imagine this afternoon to be like?' Jerry asked.

'Sex, Jerry. Sex. I want to have sex with her,' Brock answered.

'Okay, let's bring her out. Here is Harletta!' Jerry shouted, while the purple-haired woman walked up on the stage. She was wearing a pink dress, a pink scarf around her neck and had long purple hair.

Normally, when Brock saw a lovely lady, he instantly got an erection. However, something felt off about Harletta. He didn't feel anything when he saw her. Even when she hugged him, he did not feel aroused or lovestruck at all.

'So, Harletta, how does it feel to finally see Brock in real life?' Jerry asked.

'Oh my god, I can't wait to try some chocolate milkshake!' Harletta shouted.

'But first, you have a confession to make. You need to tell Brock something, right?' Jerry asked.

'That's true,' Harletta admitted. She had quite a masculine, deep voice for a woman.

'So what do you want to tell Brock?' the talk show host asked.

'Well, I'm not really a woman. I'm actually a man,' Harletta said. Then, she removed her scarf, showing her adam's apple. 'I'm not Harletta. I'm Harley.'

'JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!' the audience shouted.

Brock got up from his chair and punched Harley in the face. 'Fuck you, you little cocksucker! How could you do this to me?'

Harley defended himself by kicking Brock in the nuts. Then, Brock did the same to Harley until Jerry's Chikorita broke up the fight by using his Vine Whip and moving Brock away from Harley.

'CHIKO! CHIKO! CHIKO! CHIKO!' the audience chanted.

'Why did you pretend to be a woman, Harletta?' Jerry asked.

'Well, I knew that Brock is straight. So when I messaged him on MySpace, I pretended to be a woman. I was expecting it to be just a short exchange of sexual messages, but we fell in love.'

'But how is this possible?' Brock asked. 'You sent me pictures of your boobs. You don't have boobs!'

'On the photos with clothes on, I just wore a stuffed bra to make it look like I had tits. And the pictures of my bare boobs weren't pictures of me. Those were pictures of my friend Vicky's tits,' Harley explained.

'Harley, you deceived Brock. You know that he isn't into men. Did you really think that he would ever want to be with you? Why did you think that it was okay to deceive Brock?' Jerry asked.

'Because black lives matter!' Harley said.

'What does that have to do with anything?' Jerry asked. 'Of course black lives matter! But what does that have to do with lying to Brock and pretending to be a woman?'

'I am not a woman. At least not yet. I could be the best Nurse Joy in the world. I love to do drag acts, so I don't mind wearing a nurse costume. Nurse Harletta at your service!' Harley smiled.

'You are not a woman, Harley. You are a gay man who pretended to be a woman in order to date me,' Brock cried. 'How could you do this to me? Don't you feel guilty about this at all?'

'No. I am in love with you. Love knows no shame!' Harley said, not showing even the slightest inkling of remorse.

'But you lied to Brock. He is crying right now. He thought that he was talking to a woman, but you lied to him. Did you really think that he would still want to be with you, knowing that you are a man?' Jerry asked.

'Yes. I was hoping that maybe, just maybe, he would love me so much that he would give me a chance, even though I'm a man,' Harley said.

'I'm not gay. I'm not into men!' Brock snapped.

Then, Jerry walked up to Harley. 'Look, I get that you like Brock. You were desperate enough to lie in order to date him. And when you are just texting online, you can get away with that. But you can't keep lying forever. Your lies have been exposed. Don't you feel bad about deceiving Brock?'

'Oh no!' Harley laughed. Without a care in the world, he took off his dress, bra and knickers and started twerking for the audience.

'BOO!' the audience shouted.

'Fuck you, Harley!' Brock screamed. Then, he got up from his chair and kicked the naked Harley in the balls.

'JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!' the audience screamed.

'Oh yeah! That's hot. Do it again!' Harley moaned.

Brock didn't do what Harley asked him to do. Instead, he punched the man who deceived him in the face several times.

'Oh, are you playing hard to get?' Harley asked. 'Denial is the first step.'

After Brock punched Harley in the face again, Jerry's Chikorita used his Vine Whip to move Brock away from the nude gay man.

'CHIKO! CHIKO! CHIKO! CHIKO!' the audience chanted.

'So, Brock, I assume that you won't give Harley a chance?' Jerry asked.

'Of course not! I'm not into men!' Brock yelled. 'And he lied to me. That is unforgivable.'

'You're homophobic1 just you wait until I get Vicky Pollard here!' Harley said.

'Harley, it's not homophobic to reject a man when you're not into men. What you did to Brock is unforgivable,' Jerry said.

'You better loosen up my buttocks,' Harley laughed.

Brock couldn't bear to have a perfect romance ruined. Deep down, he wanted Harley to be a woman. However, the bulge was there. There was no denying that the world had been laughing at him again.

'Brock, when you were talking to Harley online for a year, did you never have an inkling that maybe, just maybe, you were talking to a bloke?' Jerry asked. 'It seems like you're not very bright.'

'Never. Harletta even showed me photos of her fanny,' Brock said.

'That was a picture of my friend Vicky,'' Harletta admitted. 'She was in on this.'

'How can you live with yourself?' Brock asked.

'Let's get it on, Brocky!' Harley teased, while making the stereotypically gay hand gesture. 'Stick your cock in my tight little arse!'

'Fuck off!' Brock snapped.

Then, Jerry decided to bring out another guest. 'Harley said that his friend Vicky helped him. He used pictures of Vicky's breasts and vagina to make Brock believe that he was talking to a woman. Here is Vicky Pollard!'

'BOO!' the audience shouted at the big, blonde-haired woman wearing a pink coat.

'Shut up! Don't go giving me evils!' Vicky shouted.

'Vicky, you helped Harley to deceive Brock by letting him take pictures of your breasts and vagina. Don't you think that it was unethical to deceive Brock? He is heartbroken now!' Jerry asked.

'Yeah but, no but, yeah but... It was like this whole thing just happened that I don't even know nothing about because Harley got pregnant with May's baby and I could totally prove it, but Harley traded the baby away for a Village People CD with the song YMCA on it.'

'Vicky, you are rambling on. You are not making any sense,' Jerry said. 'You are making all this up. Are you drunk? Are you on drugs?'

'No, she's sober. This is just how Vicky is,' Harley laughed.

Vicky did not like Jerry's tone. 'Oh my god, this is well sexual harassment. You are well gonna get beaten for this and you lot can stop giving me evils because anyways May ain't got nothing to do with this, so just leave her out of this. What are you looking at?'

Brock was not turned off by Vicky's weird, nonsensical rambling. 'Vicky, you have amazing tits and a nice Cloyster. I masturbated to the pictures Harley took of your tits every day. Do you wanna have some fun with me? I wanna shag you. You're hot!'

'Yeah but, no but, yeah but I would so never shag someone from Kanto because they're all like pedophiles and perverts something or nothing. Anyways, I've got three black boyfriends at home.'

'Vicky is crazy and I love it!' Harley said. 'When I pretended to be Harletta, I tried to be that crazy as well.'

'Well, you certainly are crazy, but nobody is as crazy as Vicky Pollard,' Jerry noticed.

'Yeah but, no but,' Harley joked, impersonating Vicky. 'Jerry, did you know that Brock is a gross pervert? He's a friend of my rival May, so I met him a few times before talking to him online. He is hot, but creepy. He is always reading Playboy or watching porn!'

And so, Brock got his heart broken twice today. First, his online girlfriend Harletta turned out to be Harley. Then, he got rejected by Vicky Pollard. And now, Harley told everyone who was watching that Brock is a pervert, which would make it even harder for Brock to find a woman who would sleep with him. Brock was certainly not going to lose his virginity anytime soon.

'Harley, now that we're almost out of time, I have one more question for you. Do you have anything to say to Brock? Maybe an apology?' Jerry asked.

'Yeah but, no but, yeah but, no but,' Harley said, channeling his inner Vicky. 'I was gonna apologise to Brock, but I won't. Vicky's got my back.'

'Oh my god, Harley ain't even done nothing. If anyone should apologise, it's Serena. She stabbed Ash Ketchum's butt with a pencil. It's true! If you don't believe me, ask Brock. He videotaped it!' Vicky rambled.

'JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!' the audience chanted.

'You've got a very vivid imagination, Vicky,' Jerry snaked.

'Yeah but, no but, yeah but, no but, it's true. Ask Brock.' Vicky said.

'Bullshit. Vicky is rambling and making stuff up,' Brock confirmed.

'Vicky, why do you constantly ramble and come up with weird stories when somebody asks you a question?' Jerry asked.

'Yeah but, no but, yeah but, no but, I just wanna give you my side of the story because Morty ate Whitney's pussy out while she was on her period,' Vicky rambled.

'Okay, you're not making any sense, Vicky,' Jerry said. Then, he addressed the audience for his final thoughts. 'If you fall for someone online, but that person isn't into your gender, I understand that that hurts. But it's not okay to do what Harley did, pretending to be a woman and hoping that Brock would still be into him when he found out. Brock might be a creepy pervert, but Harley is a real bastard. And Vicky Pollard is fucking crazy. Anyways... Until next time, take care of yourself and each other.'