'That was awesome!' Misty said. 'Brock deserved this outcome. That's what you get for being such a creep.'
'Yeah, I don't understand why Nurse Joy entered a relationship with him. Oh well, she probably has a shitty taste in men,' Ash laughed.
'I'm so happy that you are not like him!' Misty said. 'You might be dense, but at least that's better than being a pervert who reads Playboy!'
Then, Misty had an idea. 'Let's watch the episode in which Jerry completely trashed my sisters! I owe it to Jerry that I managed to escape the Gym and be a free woman again after being my sisters' slave for all those years! Without him, I would've still been those bitches' servant.'
2007 - 'We enslaved our younger sister'
'JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!' the audience chanted, while the talk show host entered the stage in the television studio.
'Hello, welcome to the show. Today, we have three guests who are forcing their younger sister to perform forced labour at a Gym in Kanto. Please welcome Daisy, Lily and Violet from Cerulean City!'
While the audience booed the three sisters, they took a seat on stage.
'So what exactly is going on? What kind of things does your sister have to do?'
Daisy decided to answer most of Jerry's questions. 'Well Jerry, we are the Sensational Sisters. We were like, the leaders of the Cerulean Gym for years, but we like, never enjoyed battling. We prefer putting on dancing shows. And so, when we won like, tickets for a cruise, we forced Misty to come back and step in as our temporary replacement.'
'Temporary? Well, it doesn't sound temporary, since she is still the Gym Leader now,' Jerry Springer noticed.
'That's true. The thing is, she was like, travelling with her friends Ash and Brock back then, which she loved. She wants to become a Water Pokemon Master, which she can't achieve by battling weak rookie trainers. So like, of course we know that Misty didn't want to come back,' Daisy said. 'So we like, promised Misty that she could travel again when Lily, Violet and I came back from our cruise.'
'That's what you promised her. But you didn't stick to that promise,' Jerry said.
'Indeed. We refused to take back our positions as Gym Leaders and like, forced her to take on that role,' Daisy said. 'We didn't want to like, clean the Gym, feed the Pokemon, battle weaklings, clean the pool in which we do water shows and do other boring chores 24/7. So we like, force Misty to do all that now. Oh, and when we spill a drink, Misty has to like, clean it up.'
'So you're saying that your little sister is doing chores from early morning to late evening?' Jerry asked.
'No. More than that. Like, she's doing chores from 5 AM to 1 AM, or sometimes 2 AM or 3 AM. She's doing chores from late night to early night,' Lily explained.
'And why the fuck do you think that this is okay?' Jerry asked.
'Like, why not? We have an amazing life now! We like, get to focus on doing the things we enjoy,' Violet said.
'Like what?' the talk show host asked.
'Like, modeling, doing water shows and partying. We love to go clubbing. Well, at least, Lily and I. Daisy doesn't go clubbing anymore since she like, got together with her boyfriend Tracy.'
'Oh, and we like, force Misty to give us her Gym Leader salary,' Daisy added to that. 'She does everything for free. How nice!'
'BOO!' the audience screamed at the three sisters.
'So you three, adults, have fun all day long and get to do nothing. And meanwhile, Misty is basically your slave. Why do you three think that this is acceptable?' Jerry asked.
'Like, why not? Misty is, like, an ugly runt,' Violet said. 'Us three are gorgeous models. We like, deserve better than doing boring chores all day long.'
'But this is unethical!' Jerry snapped. 'If you three don't want to be Gym Leaders, why don't you allow someone who actually wants to be a Gym Leader to step in, while you three keep living at the Gym? Then, Misty is free again, while you three can enjoy your modelling careers.'
'Like, no!' Daisy yelled. 'Another Gym Leader would never be bossed around the way we get to like, boss Misty around. It's convenient having Misty around, since she does like, everything we tell her to. If we, like, spill a drink when we come home tipsy in the middle of the night, we can like, wake Misty up and tell her to clean it up, and she obeys us.'
'And you really don't have any ethical issues with this?' Jerry asked.
'Like, no,' Daisy said. 'We are proud of what we are doing. That's why we wanted to come on the show. We want to inspire other people to do what we are doing. Find someone who is like, powerless and who is forced to do everything you tell them to. That way, you can like, have an amazing life! Misty has been like, our slave for five years now! The past few years have been the best years of our lives!'
Then, Jerry addressed the audience. 'Well, let's bring her out... Here is Misty!'
The twenty-year-old redhead looked exhausted. She had bags under her eyes, yawned and wore her worker's clothes. There was a tear at the back of her jeans. There were paint stains on the old white crop top, which she wore while painting the entire Gym last week. Just before coming to the studio, she was working on painting Daisy's room, a chore she was hoping to finish tomorrow.
'So Misty, your sisters are defending their actions,' Jerry said. 'How do you feel about that?'
The Gym Leader burst out in tears. 'Jerry, I hate them! They ruined my life! They did this to me back when I was fifteen. Since our parents went on a Pokemon journey a long time ago, these three bitches had custody over me, so I couldn't refuse to come back to the Gym when they won a cruise. And when they came back and refused to let me go. I couldn't just leave, since they had custody!'
'But you are twenty now. You are a legal adult. Why can't you just leave the Gym?' Jerry asked.
'Well, the Cerulean City Gym has been in our family for years. They said that if I would try to leave, they would give away Cascade Badges for free to every trainer who visits the Gym. Then, the Pokemon Inspection Agency would shut the Gym down. I don't want to be responsible for that!'
'You wouldn't be responsible for that. Your sisters would be!' Jerry said.
'Well, that's not all,' Misty cried. 'When I turned eighteen, Daisy told me that if I ever tried to escape, she would call the cops. She would lie and say that I'm suicidal, so I would be locked up. I tried to escape once, last year. The Officer Jenny in Cerulean City is a friend of Daisy, so she acted as if she believed Daisy's lie. So that cop caught me and brought me to a mental institution, where I spent a few months, despite never making a suicide attempt. After that, I had to go back to the Gym. The mental health ward nurse even told Daisy to make sure that I could never be unsupervised. So yeah, I accepted that attempting to escape is futile. I will be stuck at the Gym until my death. Hopefully, I will die pretty soon, but I'm afraid that I will be suffering like this for a few more decades.'
Then, Jerry gave Daisy a stern look. 'Are you fucking serious? Do you really not have a conscience?'
'What's like, wrong with this? I like, think it's pretty clever! This way, Misty knows that she has to like, stay at the Gym as long as Lily, Violet and I want her to.'
'Are you ever going to let me go?' Misty begged.
'No! You will like, stay at the Gym for the rest of our lives. Your Gym Leader salary gives us a stable income. And having you as the Gym Leader means that we can like, freely use the pools for our water shows and that we can live in the Gym for free. Much cheaper than paying like, rent or mortgage!' Daisy said.
'And it's convenient for when we are like, old. Misty can take care of us for free, so we never have to move into like, a nursing home!' Violet added to that. 'Daisy, Lily and I are like, six years older than Misty, so we will probably have health issues that come with old age before she does. And hey, even if she has like, dementia or heart issues when she is 80 and we are 86, she can still do physical chores for us until her last breath!'
'You three actually seem proud of the way you are treating your sister,' Jerry said. 'I have had a lot of crazy guests on this show, but you three are by far the most vile, sick, twisted people I ever met. How can you not have any moral objections against this?'
'Why like, would we?' Daisy asked. 'We are like, proud of what we are doing. Why would we like, care about Misty? We like, do what is best for us three.'
Then, Misty had enough. She raised her arm and struck Daisy with her fist, making the blonde woman's nose bleed.
'JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!' the audience screamed, like they always did when people were fighting on the show.
When Daisy tried to fight back, Jerry Springer's security guard intervened.
'Chiko!' Jerry's Chikorita shouted. The Pokemon, who functioned as a security guard, used Vine Whip to grab Daisy's arms, preventing her from punching Misty. However, the Pokemon allowed Misty to strike Daisy again. Normally, Chikorita tried to intervene with all fights on the show, to make sure nobody got hurt. However, this time, Chikorita allowed Misty to strike a few punches. Daisy had it coming.
'CHIKO! CHIKO! CHIKO! CHIKO!' the audience chanted, just like they always did when Chikorita intervened with one of the many physical fights on the show. It was not uncommon for guests to be violent.
Then, Misty started yelling at her sisters. 'How could you do this? How can you do this without feeling any remorse? How can you three be so proud of yourselves that you go on the fucking Jerry Springer show to brag about the way you are treating me?'
'Because we like, fucking can!' Lily answered. 'We want everyone to know that if you have a younger sibling, a child or someone else who you have power over, you can have a much easier life!'
'You three are fucking bitches!' Misty snapped, while Jerry's Chikorita prevented Misty from smacking Lily in the face.
'She's not wrong,' Jerry said.
'JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!' the audience chanted.
'You're like, a fucking slut!' Violet screamed. 'If you were like, free, what would you do? Like, shag Ash? You just want to like, break free so you can like, have sex!'
'No!' Misty screamed. 'I want to be a free person again, instead of a prisoner! Yes, I would have the sex life that I can't have at the Gym, but that isn't the only reason why I need to leave the Gym!'
'Yes, it like, is! You are so like, shallow! You want to like, leave while knowing that Lily, Violet and I can't like, run the Gym on our own,' Daisy said. 'You want to like, escape and let the Gym get closed, only because you like, want to get laid with Ash!'
'Are you three fucking serious?' Jerry Springer asked. 'You three are keeping your little sister at the Gym like a prisoner and a slave, and you act as if you three would be the victims if she were to leave? You portray her as someone who only wants to leave to get laid? Do you really think that people will take your side and view you as more sympathetic when you try to portray Misty as slutty?'
'Like, yes. We know that there is like, one group of people who will side with us,' Daisy said.
'What group of people?' Jerry asked.
'Like, capitalists,' Daisy answered. 'Conservative politicians and rich entrepreneurs believe that like, slavery should be legal. That way, rich people don't have to like, pay for labour and have like, more money for themselves. That is why Lily, Violet and I all vote for like, Kanto's Conservative party, which like, advocates for legalizing slavery and child labour, so like, rich people can benefit from cheap or free labour.'
'And what party do you vote for, Misty?' Jerry asked.
'I would vote for Kanto's Labour party if I could,' the Gym Leader said. 'But I'm not allowed to leave the Gym, so I'm not able to vote.'
'You're like, stupid, so it's like, for the best that we don't like, allow you to vote!' Lily taunted.
'YOU FUCKING BITCH!' Misty screamed. This time, Chikorita didn't stop Misty from using her fists to break Lily's nose. Fortunately for the redhead, he used his Vine Whip to stop Lily from retaliating and to stop Violet and Daisy from hurting Misty.
Daisy gave Misty a stern look and started screaming. 'Stupid like, whore! Fuck you, like, bitch!'
'Fuck you, you fucking bitch!' Misty screamed, while smashing her fist in Violet's face.
'Fuck you, like, bitch!' Violet yelled.
'Fuck!' Misty screamed. 'Fuck you, Violet! Fuck you, Lily! And fuck you, Daisy!'
'JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!' the audience chanted.
Then, Jerry Springer looked at the three sisters. 'Is there really no way to convince you to let Misty go? You can't seriously expect her to be your slave for the rest of her life.'
'Yes, we like, fucking can expect her to!' Daisy said.
'I don't think so... After all, this television studio is in Goldenrod City, in Johto. So here is Goldenrod's own Officer Jenny!'
'Hi Jerry,' the police officer said.
'Officer Jenny, is there anything you can do to help Misty?' Jerry asked.
'Well, there is! Misty is in Johto now. As long as she is here and doesn't go back to Kanto, Johto's police force is in charge. We all know that the Kanto police failed her, but we will make sure to protect her. My colleague just made a note in our police records and wrote down that if Lily, Daisy or Violet Waterflower calls us to say that Misty escaped and is suicidal or otherwise sound of mind, we will know that it's bollocks. We also informed the Orange Islands and Hoenn police force about this. So as long as Misty stays in Johto, the Orange Islands or Hoenn, her sisters cannot pull the trick they pulled on her last year.'
'That is like, so unfair!' Daisy said. 'But she won't leave this television studio without us. We will take her home in our car. And in Kanto, the cops are like, on our side and will like, capture her whenever she tries to escape. Misty won't like, get away from us!'
'Yes, she will!' Officer Jenny said. 'Misty will walk out of the studio now. I will give her a ride to another city in Johto, where her friends Ash and Brock are waiting for her. And if you three try to abduct her to bring her back to Kanto, you three will spend several years behind bars!'
While Jerry's Chikorita used his Vine Whip to prevent Misty's sisters from chasing after their younger sister, the redhead and the cop walked out of the studio.
'NO! You can't like, do this to us!' Lily screamed. 'Our slave! What about our free slave! We are like, entitled to Misty being our slave!'
'No, you are not!' Jerry Springer snapped. 'You are NOT entitled to a slave! Misty has every right to be free, just like everyone else! Slavery is illegal! You got lucky because Kanto's cops are corrupt and always took your side, but things are different here in Johto!'
Then, Jerry Springer addressed the audience for his final thoughts. 'If anyone thinks that slavery is okay, you are an immoral capitalist. These three sisters don't have a conscience. They used their younger sister as a slave. They lived every capitalist's dream for years and haven't shown any remorse. In fact, they feel proud of it. Just like how any capitalist feels proud when they exploit other people. People who don't have the power to fight back.'
While petting his Chikorita, Jerry continued his final words for today's episode. 'I have interviewed a lot of sick, twisted, depraved people on this show. But I have never met someone as evil and immoral as these three sisters, who literally don't have a conscience. Fortunately, Misty is finally free now. Until next time, take care of yourself and each other.'
