'And that's how we got together,' Misty concluded. 'It's very romantic, officially becoming a couple on the Jerry Springer show!'

'Yeah! I still don't understand how Bayleef could be into me that way,' Ash wondered. 'But hey, some Pokemon are weird.'

'I'm so glad she eventually got over her feelings for you,' Misty said. 'She is together with your Bulbasaur now. They are such a cute couple!'

'Oh, so that's why Bayleef and Bulbasaur wanted to be left alone when I visited Professor Oak's lab last week,' Ash said. 'They were cuddling.'

'Cuddling? Oh no. They were having sex. You caught them in the middle of the act,' Misty laughed. 'Oh well, Bayleef is happy to be with Bulbasaur. And she is no longer trying to shag you.'

'Bayleef is not the only woman whose crush on me made you fucking jealous,' Ash teased. To show Misty what other woman he was referring to, he put another videotape in the VHS player.

2018 - 'Your boyfriend and I belong together'

'JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!' the audience chanted, while the talk show host entered the stage in the television studio.

'Hello, welcome to the show. Today, we have a guest who wants to seduce her friend, even though her friend has a girlfriend!' Jerry explained. 'Please welcome Serena, who came all the way from Kalos to be on the show.'

'Hi Jerry,' Serena said.

'So what's the deal between you and your friend?' Jerry asked.

'Well Jerry, I've had a crush on my friend Ash since he and I were ten years old. We are both 31 now, but I never got to sleep with him.'

'So you want to sleep with him now?' Jerry asked.

'Yes. I want to seduce him today. He needs to leave his girlfriend and start dating me!'

'So he's got a girlfriend?' Jerry asked. 'Why do you want to seduce a man who already has a girlfriend? Why don't you look for a single man?'

'Because I want to fuck Ash! Misty isn't right for him. They may be together for eight years now, but he would be much happier with me!' Serena bragged.

'BOO!' the audience screamed.

'Why would he be happier with you?' Jerry asked.

'Misty is a tomboy. I am much more feminine,' Serena answered.

'Well, maybe Ash likes tomboys. I mean, if he is together with Misty for eight years, he must like her,' Jerry countered.

'He must've just settled for Misty because I was travelling around the time they got together. I'm sure he will leave his girlfriend for me.'

'How are you so sure about that?' Jerry asked. 'Does he like you back?'

'I don't know for sure, but I think he does,' Serena answered. 'And besides, Misty dresses like a total slut. She always wears crop tops and super short shorts. I dress with decency, which is what a proper lady should do. Misty is a hoe!'

'Well, maybe he likes hoes. Maybe he prefers a hoe over a proper lady,' Jerry joked.

'JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!' the audience chanted.

Jerry decided to address the audience. 'Ash's girlfriend Misty has been watching backstage. Let's bring her in. Here is Misty!'

The woman from Cerulean City, wearing a skimpy crop top and short shorts like Serena described, entered the stage and immediately smashed her fist against Serena's cheek, causing a bloody tooth to fall out of the blonde woman's mouth. Of course Serena returned the favour by kicking Misty in the pussy, after which Misty punched her nemesis in the stomach. Then, Jerry's Chikorita finally stepped in and used his Vine Whip to move Serena away from Misty.

'CHIKO! CHIKO! CHIKO!' the audience chanted, while the cute Pokemon had a smug smile on his face.

'So, Misty, have you met Serena before?' Jerry asked.

'Yeah, a few times. She is one of Ash's former travelling companions and friends. I hate her. She always tries to hit on Ash,' Misty answered.

'Misty, don't you see that your boyfriend belongs to me?' Serena asked. 'He may be with you, but I am the woman of his dreams!'

'Fuck you, bitch!' Misty snapped.

'You fucking hoe!' Serena responded.

'You fucking whore!'

'You dirty slut!'

It did not take long until the two women started fighting again. However, this time, Chikorita immediately intervened with his Vine Whip.

Then, Jerry walked up to Serena. 'There is something you wanted to tell Misty, wasn't there?'

'Yes, there is,' Serena said. 'Misty might not know about this yet, but I kissed Ash at the end of our journey through Kalos.'

Tear began to flow down Misty's cheeks. This meant that her beloved Ash was attracted to Serena. Otherwise, he would not have kissed her... Why did he do this? How could he do this? Misty thought that he was dense! Was he just pretending to be dense? Was that an act, just so he could kiss other women when Misty was not around? And since Serena and Ash were friends who still met up every now and then, would the blonde woman be able to seduce the raven-haired man?

When Serena stuck her tongue out to Misty, the red-haired woman ran towards her enemy and struck her in the face with her right fist. 'You dirty slut! Fuck you!'

'JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!' the audience chanted.

'Fuck you, bitch!' Serena yelled. She wanted to punch Misty, but Chikorita quickly intervened with his Vine Whip to avoid further injuries for either of the two women.

Even though she was unable to throw another punch at Misty, she decided to taunt the redhead. 'I kissed your boyfriend! I totally kissed your boyfriend, you hoe!'

'You're a fucking slut, Serena!' Misty snapped.

'Misty, it sounds like Ash has some explaining to do,' Jerry said. 'So let's bring him out. Here is Ash!'

'BOO!' the audience screamed.

'Hey, why are they booing me? What did I do?' the young man from Pallet Town asked.

'Fuck you, you dirty wanker!' Misty snapped, just before she kicked her boyfriend in the balls.

'Hey, why did you do that?' Ash asked.

'You little twat!' Misty screamed. She wanted to kick her partner in the nuts again, but Chikorita used his Vine Whip to save Ash from that painful fate.

'So Ash, your friend Serena told me that she kissed you at the end of your journey in Kalos,' Jerry said. 'That is why Misty is pissed off!'

'Huh? I never wanted to kiss her!' Ash screamed. 'Serena did that out of nowhere and kissed me on the lips. She didn't ask me for consent. I never wanted to receive her kiss! If I knew what she was going to do, I would've never consented to it.'

'Serena, is that true?' Jerry asked.

'Yes, that's true,' Serena admitted. 'But I knew that he would like it!'

'Did you like it, Ash?' Jerry asked.

'No! It didn't really do anything for me. I love it when Misty kisses me, but you are not Misty!' Ash said.

Misty wiped some sweat away from her forehead. What a relief! Ash never liked Serena after all. Her relationship was safe! But what a bitch! How could she do such a thing without even asking for consent?

'Ash, you said that Serena's kiss didn't really do anything for me. But she still wants to ask you something,' Jerry said.

'First, I have something to show Ash,' Serena giggled.

'What is it?' Ash asked.

Instead of answering her friend's question, Serena took off her short skirt, under which she was not wearing any knickers. Then, she moved around to make sure that Ash got to see both her wet pussy and her buttocks.

'JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!' the audience chanted. However, even though the audience went crazy, Ash did not seem to be very interested in what he saw. He noticed that Serena was bottomless, but did not stare.

Serena had no idea why Ash seemed uninterested. Why was he not staring at her pussy or her butt? Then, she knew what to do. She got up, moved to the chair in which Ash was sitting and pushed her bare buttocks in his face, giving him a lap dance.

'Stay away from my man, you fucking bitch!' Misty screamed at Serena.

'He's mine, you dirty slut!' Serena screamed.

'He is my boyfriend, you fucking whore!'

'But I'm much hotter and kinder. Fuck you, skank!'

Misty was unable to contain her anger and walked up to the blonde woman. After kicking her between her legs, the redhead struck her enemy on the forehead with her fist.

Of course Serena tried to strike back. She managed to punch Misty in the face. However, the redhead was much stronger and managed to break the Kalosian woman's nose with her fist.

'I am gonna kill you, you fucking whore!' Misty screamed.

Then, Jerry's Chikorita decided to intervene. The Pokemon used his Vine Whip to move Misty far away from Serena.

'What did you think of that lap dance, my sexy Ash?' Serena asked her friend.

'Meh. I didn't really care for that. When Misty does this, I immediately get a boner. But when you do it, I don't really care,' Ash mumbled.

Much to Misty's chagrin, Serena, put her hands on Ash's shoulders. The woman from Kalos made one final move on her crush. 'Ash, I love you. I want to be your girlfriend. I'll treat you right! I would be a much better girlfriend for you than Misty. Will you be my boyfriend?'

'BOO!' the audience chanted.

'Ash, Serena just told you how she feels about you. So what's going to happen here? Do you want to stay with Misty, or would you rather be with Serena?' Jerry asked.

'Of course I'm staying with Misty!' The young man from Pallet Town answered.

'Why?' Serena cried.

'Sorry, but I see you as a friend. You are a really good friend. But I don't want to date you. I am not attracted to you. And I love Misty,' Ash said. He knew that he hurt his friend by rejecting her, but he did what he had to do.

Of course Serena burst out in tears. 'But Ash, I love you! How could you reject me?'

When seeing Serena's face being covered in tears, Misty burst out in laughter. Then, she decided to taunt her crying enemy. 'He's mine, you fucking skank!'

'Fuck you, bitch!' the Kalosian woman screamed. She was ready to punch and kick Misty again, but Jerry's Chikorita intervened with his Vine Whip to prevent another physical fight between the two women.

Then, Jerry addressed the audience. 'Of course it's possible to fall in love with someone who is already in a relationship with somebody else. Nobody can blame you for that. However, you have to respect their relationship. Don't flirt with someone who is already taken. And especially don't kiss someone or give someone a lap dance without their consent. If someone isn't into you, they aren't into you. Serena didn't just make Misty jealous. She made Ash very uncomfortable. She should've just backed off. Until next time, take care of yourself and each other.'