'It's funny how your mother pretended to hate this show,' Misty laughed. 'Isn't she the one who recorded all the episodes we are watching now on VHS?'

'Yes, she is. She is a huge Jerry Springer fan. And so are you and I,' Ash said, while inserting another tape in the VHS player.

'Which episode is this?' Misty asked.

'Oh, the one in which a certain cunt and two certain bitches embarrass themselves,' Ash giggled.

2005 - 'I cheated on my girlfriend'

'JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!' the audience chanted, while the talk show host entered the stage in the television studio.

'Hello, welcome to the show. Today, we have a guest who has a confession to make to his girlfriend. Please welcome Gary Motherfucking Oak!'

'Hi Jerry,' Gary said.

'Gary, you asked me to introduce you as Gary Motherfucking Oak. Why Motherfucking? Why not just Gary Oak?'

'Motherfucking is my middle name,' Gary said. When the audience burst out in laughter, Gary said that he was serious. 'It's a rare middle name and I'm proud of it.'

'Okay then, Gary Motherfucking Oak. Why are you here?' Jerry asked.

'Well, I have to tell my girlfriend that I'm leaving her for another woman,' Gary admitted.

'So how long have you and your girlfriend been together?' Jerry asked.

'Let's see... Jasmine, the Olivine City Gym Leader, has been my girlfriend since I was fifteen, so we are together for three years now,' Gary said. 'We celebrated our anniversary last week.'

'So this is a serious relationship,' Jerry said. 'But you are planning on leaving her. Why?'

'Jasmine's sex drive is quite low. She is content with doing it a few times per month, but I am not. I want to do it at least five times per week. I NEED SEX!' Gary explained.

'You want to leave her for another woman. How did you meet that other woman?' Jerry asked.

'About six months ago, I was at my friend Tracey's birthday party, which Tracey celebrated in the Cerulean City Gym. There, I ran into a vague acquaintance of mine, Violet, a sister of Tracey's girlfriend Daisy,' Gary explained.

'Okay, so what happened at that party?' Jerry asked.

'Violet is hot, so I seduced her. I went to her room and shagged her,' Gary explained. 'The sex with Violet was amazing, so we have been hooking up behind Jasmine's back ever since.'

'Why did you cheat on Jasmine?' Jerry asked.

It was a wild party. I drank a lot of Baileys, that strong alcoholic drink from Ireland, so I was very drunk,' Gary answered.

'Great excuse,' Jerry said sarcastically.

'JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!' the audience shouted.

'Do you think Jasmine has any idea what's going on?' Jerry asked.

'No, I don't think she does,' Gary said. 'Also, I have another affair partner. Violet has a hot sister named Lily. She and I have been sleeping together as well. Both Violet and Lily are very sexy.'

'So now you're sleeping with two sisters, Violet and Lily,' Jerry said. 'Do you love either of them? Do you want to be with either of them?'

'Yes. I like both of them. Jasmine is constantly nagging and never wants to fuck anymore, so I would be happier with either Violet or Lily,' Gary answered.

'So you want to be with both of them?' Jerry asked. 'How is that going to work?'

'I like them equally,' Gary said. 'So if either of them wants to be with me, they can have me. And if they both like me, I get to decide which one of the two I like more.'

'That's nice, but you betrayed Jasmine. Instead of cheating on your girlfriend, don't you think that you should just break up with her before you're going to sleep with other women?' Jerry asked.

'I don't care,' Gary said. 'Jasmine sucks. I'm done with her. She's boring.'

'If you two are together for three years, I assume that you loved her at some point,' Jerry said. 'Don't you think that Jasmine deserves to be treated with a little bit more respect?'

'Who cares?' Gary said.

'Let's see what Jasmine has to say about all this. She has been watching backstage, so she heard everything. Here is Jasmine!' Jerry said.

A young brunette wearing a white dress entered the television studio and ran towards her boyfriend. Before saying anything, she kicked him in the nuts. 'How the fuck could you cheat on me, you bastard?'

'JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!' the audience screamed.

'Because Violet and Lily are sexy,' Gary said. When he tried to punch Jasmine, Jerry's Chikorita intervened and used his Vine Whip to move Jasmine away from her cheating boyfriend.

'CHIKO! CHIKO! CHIKO!' the audience chanted.

'So you don't think that I am sexy?' Jasmine cried.

'Not sexy enough to satisfy the great Gary Motherfucking Oak,' Gary answered.

'Jasmine, did you have any idea that your boyfriend was cheating on you? I mean, until today?' Jerry asked.

'I had no idea! I thought that Gary loved me!' Jasmine cried.

'But I do love you!' Gary said. 'It's just that I need sex, and you haven't been in the mood recently. And hey, Violet and Lily are hot!'

'Violet and Lily? Misty's sisters?' Jasmine asked. 'Those two sluts? They are fucking skanks!'

'They are fucking skanks? Well, here they are... Please welcome Lily and Violet!' Jerry said, while the two women walked into the television studio.

Jasmine ran towards both women. First, she kicked Lily, a pink-haired woman wearing a green sundress. Then, she punched Violet, a blue-haired woman wearing a yellow dress. 'You two are fucking skanks!'

'Fuck you, you like, ugly bitch!' Lily screamed. Then, she pushed Jasmine away.

'You look so like, boring,' Violet said. 'Gary is like, my sexy toy boy! He has a like, nice, big cock.'

When Jasmine tried to break Lily's nose with her fist, Chikorita intervened with his Vine whip and moved Jasmine away from the two sisters.

'CHIKO! CHIKO! CHIKO!' the audience chanted.

Then, Jerry walked up to Violet. 'So you met Gary at a party a while ago. Did you know that he had a girlfriend?'

'Yes, he told me about Jasmine,' Violet answered.

'So you knew that he was taken, but you didn't mind?' Jerry asked.

'No. I mean, like, why should I care about Jasmine? Gary is like, hot and we have like, great sex,' Violet said, while showing Jasmine her middle finger, flipping her off.

'Yeah! Why should I like, care about other people?' Lily wondered. 'Jasmine's pain is like, not my problem. My younger sister Misty said that what Violet and I were doing was like, nasty, but we don't give a fuck about what she has to say.'

'You two are fucking skanks!' Jasmine said. She wanted to attack the two Sensational Sisters, but Jerry's Chikorita gave Jasmine a stern look, indicating that he would put a stop to a physical catfight right away.

'You are like, a prude bitch!' Lily yelled at Jasmine.

'Yeah! You are like, boring!' Violet added to that.

Jasmine burst out in tears again. 'You two were sleeping with my boyfriend! I love him! Why did you two do this? Why don't you see how awful it is to sleep with a man who has a girlfriend?'

Then, Jerry looked at the crying Gym Leader from Johto. 'Jasmine, the person who hurt you the most isn't Lily. And it's not Violet either. Gary is the real scumbag here. Nobody forced him to sleep with these two sisters. He chose to cheat on you. And it wasn't just one drunken hookup. He has been doing this every week for the past few months. You deserve better than this.'

'JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!' the audience chanted.

'Hey, fuck you, Jerry!' Gary snapped.

'I like, love this drama. This is like, hilarious!' Lily said. 'I like, love watching couples fight on this show. I like, always watch The Jerry Springer Show on television. Now I like, finally get to see this stuff in real life!'

'Do you think that this is funny, you fucking whore?' Jasmine snapped.

'Eh... Like, yes?' Lily answered, while Violet giggled. Both sisters were clearly enjoying the relationship drama between their toy boy and his furious girlfriend.

'Fuck you, bitch!' Jasmine snapped. Then, she smashed her fist at Lily's nose, which started to bleed.

The audience went crazy. 'JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!'

'Like, fuck you, you fucking ugly like, runt!' Violet yelled. The blue-haired woman pushed Jasmine away.

Lily ran towards Jasmine to kick her. 'Fuck you, like, bitch!' However, Chikorita managed to intervene just in time. He used his Vine Whip to move Jasmine away from the two sisters.

'CHIKO! CHIKO! CHIKO!' the audience chanted.

Then, Jerry walked up to Gary. 'I assume that at you loved Jasmine at some point. Otherwise, you wouldn't be together. Do you still love her?'

'Yes, I do!'

'No, you don't!' Jerry said with a stern look on his face. 'You clearly don't really love her if you deliberately choose to sleep with Violet and Lily for months.'

'No! I really do love Jasmine!' Gary protested.

'You don't love me, you fucking cunt!' Jasmine screamed. 'If you loved me, you wouldn't be sleeping with those two whores.'

'But I really do love you, Jasmine,' Gary lied.

'Do you love your girlfriend enough to stop sleeping with Lily and Violet?' Jerry asked.

'No,' Gary admitted. Then, he looked Jasmine in the eyes and told her why she had to come to the television studio. 'Jasmine, I love you, but it's no longer working out between us. You are constantly telling me what I can and cannot do. And you are rarely in the mood to fuck. I need sex, so I'm leaving you. I would rather be with Lily or Violet than with you.'

'So you're leaving me for one of those two sluts?' Jasmine screamed. Then, she ran towards the two sisters. 'You two homewreckers stole my boyfriend! I hate you!'

'We like, stole him? Oh no. He's not in a relationship with either of us,' Lily said. 'All we did was like, have sex. Gary is like, sexy!'

'What's gonna happen here?' Jerry asked. Then, the talk show host walked up to Lily. 'Do you love Gary? Do you want to be with him?'

'No. I just like, enjoy having sex with him,' Lily answered.

'And what about you, Violet?' Jerry asked. 'Do you want to be in a relationship with Gary?'

'Me neither. I like, like being single. I just love like, sleeping with him,' Violet answered.

'JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!' the audience chanted.

Jerry's Chikorita burst out in laughter. 'Chiko Chiko!' The Pokemon felt like Gary got what he deserved. The young man from Pallet Town dumped Jasmine under the assumption that he could date either Lily or Violet, but now, he got rejected by both sisters. And he could not exactly go back to Jasmine after dumping her. Gary would have to go home alone, which is exactly what he deserved.

Then, Jerry decided to ask Gary another question. 'Gary, now that you got rejected by Violet and Lily, do you want Jasmine back? I'm not saying that she's gonna say yes, but do you want to try to work things out with her?'

'I would love to!' Gary said. Then, he looked at Jasmine, held her hand and started rambling. 'Jasmine, I know that I hurt you. Will you please consider getting back together? We can put this whole thing behind us. I will never shag Lily and Violet again!'

'Fuck you, Gary! I'm done with you. I never want to see you again!' Jasmine screamed.

'Good,' Jerry said, clearly siding with Jasmine. 'Then I guess the four of you are all going home alone.'

'Please... I love you!' Gary begged. 'I'll never cheat on you again!'

'Fuck you, Gary!' Jasmine snapped.

Then, Jerry gave Gary a stern look. 'You don't love Jasmine. You only want her back because Lily and Violet rejected you. You would've been with either of them if those two didn't reject you. Do you really expect Jasmine to take you back when she knows that you are settling for her? When she knows that she is just your second choice, or not even that?'

'JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!' the audience chanted.

'I thought that she would want the great Gary Motherfucking Oak back,' Gary said. 'Nobody can resist Gary Motherfucking Oak's penis! And she's a prude ugly bitch, so she won't get anyone better than me! She should be happy that I'm willing to take her back.'

'Fuck off! Go fuck yourself!' Jasmine snapped. Then, she kicked her ex-boyfriend in his balls. Jerry's Chikorita decided not to intervene.

The young man was down on the ground. He was in too much pain to fight back. He felt like the whole world was against him. How could Lily and Violet reject Gary Motherfucking Oak? Why was Jasmine rejecting him? Why was she not desperate enough to forgive him for cheating on her?

Gary burst out in tears. Of course Jerry Springer was right. Of course the young man from Pallet Town treated his girlfriend like shit. Of course Gary did not love Jasmine. However, he appreciated the occasional sex, the emotional support and especially her great cooking, which he would have to miss out on from now on. Sure, he preferred being with Lily or Violet, but he would rather be with Jasmine than be single. Sadly for him, Jasmine was done with him.

'This is like, hilarious!' Lily laughed. 'Violet, by like, sleeping with him at that party, you like, totally ruined their relationship!'

'And we're like, on The Jerry Springer Show,' Violet bragged. 'Some people say that you like, shouldn't be proud when you are on a trash television talk show, but they can go like, fuck themselves. Lily and I are like, famous now!'

Then, Jerry addressed the audience to state his final thoughts of the episode. 'When you have a partner who cheats on you, the person they slept with isn't your real problem. There is no such thing as stealing a partner. If your partner cheats, they chose to cheat. Nobody is forcing them to sleep with someone else. Of course it's nasty when you sleep with someone when you know that they are in a relationship, but the real arsehole is the cheater. You deserve better than a cheating partner. If a partner doesn't want to remain faithful, break up with them and find someone who doesn't cheat on you. Until next time, take care of yourself and each other.'