'Oh my god, seeing Rudy being taken away by Officer Jenny was hilarious!' Ash laughed.

'That guy is a fucking creep! I'm so glad that he spent a few years in jail. Sadly, he is a free man now,' Misty said. 'Thankfully, he hasn't made a move on me again. I think he realises that if he tries that again, he will end up behind bars again.'

'Since you brought up that Rudy is a creep... That reminds me of another creep,' Ash giggled, while grabbing another VHS tape. 'A creep and a bitch.'

'Oh my fucking god! Are you thinking about the episode I'm thinking about now?' Misty asked.

'If you are thinking about Brock and one of your bitchy sisters, I am absolutely thinking about that!' Ash said, while he inserted the tape in the VHS player.

2006 - 'I like, don't regret cheating on my boyfriend'

'JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!' the audience chanted, while the talk show host entered the stage in the television studio.

'Hello, welcome to the show. Today, we have a guest who suspects that his girlfriend is having an affair. He is here to find out the truth. Please welcome Brock,' Jerry said.

'Hi Jerry,' Brock said.

'How did you and your girlfriend meet?' Jerry asked.

'A few days after being dumped by Nurse Joy last year, I went to a wild party in the Cerulean City Gym when my friend Tracey celebrate his birthday. There, I met Lily. We both drank some Baileys, a heavy alcoholic drink from Ireland, so we were fucking drunk. We hooked up and have been together ever since. We are together for almost a year now,' Brock said.

'So this is a serious relationship?' Jerry asked.

'Yes,' Brock confirmed.

'But you sense that something is wrong, don't you?' Jerry asked.

'Yes. Lily and her sisters Daisy, Violet and Misty all live at the Gym. Misty, Lily's youngest sister, is a friend of mine. Last week, she called me on the phone. She told me that she heard Lily's loud moaning while I wasn't there,' Brock answered.

'Are you sure that Lily wasn't having some fun with herself?' Jerry asked.

'Well, Misty told me that she heard a man's voice. And it wasn't my voice,' Brock cried. 'So yeah, I confronted Lily, but she denied everything. She said that Misty must've misheard something, or that she must've been joking.'

'But you don't believe Lily?' Jerry asked.

'No. A few days ago, when I visited the Gym to shag Lily, I saw boxershorts in her room. Boxershorts that weren't mine. They were too big to be mine. So yeah, she must be sleeping with a big man. But I knew that if I asked Lily about it, she would just deny everything,' Brock answered. 'And that's why I decided to contact The Jerry Springer Show. I need to find out the truth!'

'Well, then you came to the right place,' Jerry said. 'About that... You were on this show last year because you cheated on your previous girlfriend, Nurse Joy. You had a drunken hookup and slept with another woman, Erika. It's pretty ironic that you are here because you suspect that you are being cheated on, one year after being a cheater yourself.'

'Yeah, well, I've always been faithful in my relationship with Lily,' Brock said. 'She saw that episode last year in which I confessed that I cheated on Nurse Joy. Fortunately, that didn't stop her from dating me.'

'Do you feel like maybe, just maybe, this is karma?' Jerry asked. 'Do you feel like you deserve this after hurting your previous girlfriend?'

'No. I don't deserve this. But I understand why some people might feel like I do,' Brock said. 'But anyways, I want to know if Lily is indeed cheating on me.'

'Well, you're going to find out soon,' Jerry said. 'Lily has been watching backstage. Let's welcome her. Here is Lily!'

While a pink-haired woman wearing a green sundress entered the television studio, she was booed by the audience. 'BOO!'

'Hello Lily, Brock suspects that you might be cheating on him. What's going on?' Jerry asked.

'Well Jerry, he's like, not wrong. Brock has a like, tiny penis. It's like, below average in size. So I've been like, hooking up with Lt. Surge for a few weeks now. He's got like, a huge cock!' Lily answered, while Brock burst out in tears.

'If you weren't satisfied with Brock and wanted to sleep with Surge, why didn't you break up with Brock first before sleeping with another man?' Jerry asked.

'Well, I like, like the comfort of being in a relationship with Brock.' Lily answered. 'For example, he is like, an amazing cook! I love his food! So I wanted like, the best of both worlds. Like, sex with Surge and the comfort of being with Brock!'

'But don't you think that this is unfair to Brock? You really hurt him!' Jerry asked, pointing at the heartbroken man from Pewter City who was too tired to say anything.

'I like, don't care how other people feel!' Lily answered. 'As long as I'm like, having fun, I'm happy!'

'Well, you've made it perfectly clear that you don't care how other people feel,' Jerry said.

'JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!' the audience chanted.

'Why should I like, care?' Lily asked. 'All I care about is like, my own happiness. I've like, cheated on all my boyfriends so far and I don't regret it at all. When I find a new guy who is like, hotter than the person I am with at the moment, why shouldn't I like, have some fun?'

'But don't you think that it would be better to break up with your current partner before you sleep with someone else?' Jerry asked.

'Why should I like, do that? If I can enjoy like, comfort with Brock and like, sex with Surge, that's like, what's best for me!' Lily said.

'You're coming across as extremely selfish,' Jerry said. 'You only talk about what you want and about what is best for you. However, you don't seem to care about the fact that your actions are hurting people.'

'Why should I like, care about other people's feelings?' Lily asked. 'Like, fuck that! My like, happiness comes first! That's like, what a Sensational Sister does!'

'That's what a Sensational Sister does?' Jerry asked. 'What do you mean with that?'

'My sisters Violet and Daisy and I are like, the Sensational Sisters. My younger sister Misty is like, an ugly runt, so she's not like, a Sensational Sister. Anyways, all three of us Sensational Sisters have this attitude,' Lily said. 'Well, my sister Daisy is like, in a monogamous relationship with her boyfriend Tracey now, so she became like, totally boring. But Violet and I like, cheat on our boyfriends when we meet someone who we find attractive. We like, don't feel bad about that at all. Daisy used to be like that as well until she met Tracey. Our younger sister Misty like, hates this attitude and often criticises us, but she can go like, fuck herself.'

'Well, let's see what your new fling has to say about that,' Jerry said. 'Here is Lt. Surge!'

'BOO!' the audience screamed.

'Lt. Surge, welcome to our show,' Jerry said.

The Gym Leader from Vermilion City wanted to greet Jerry. But before he could do so, Brock ran towards him and tried to punch him. 'You are trying to steal my girlfriend, you cunt!'

However, Brock forgot to take into account that Surge is way stronger. And so, the Gym Leader grabbed Brock's wrist and pushed the Pokemon Breeder on the ground. Then, the blonde-haired man kicked Brock in the balls.

'JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!' the audience screamed.

'Hey, knock it off, you twat!' Brock snapped. He got up and tried to kick Surge in the nuts. Unfortunately for the Pokemon Breeder, Surge stepped away and avoided the kick. Then, he punched Brock in the face.

Jerry's Chikorita felt like this was more than enough fighting. He used his Vine Whip and moved Brock away from the man who slept with Lily.

'CHIKO! CHIKO! CHIKO!' the audience chanted.

'Lt. Surge, did you know that Lily was in a relationship with Brock when you started sleeping with her?' Jerry asked.

'Yes, I knew that. And I also knew that Lily wasn't sexually satisfied by him,' Surge answered.

'That's like, true!' Lily confirmed. 'Brock and I get along like, really well, but he's just like, not that great in bed. He has like, a small penis! Surge has like, a big one. And Brock is like, very selfish in bed. He like, dumps his cum in me and immediately like, goes to sleep. Surge knows how to like, please a woman!'

'My cock is huge!' Surge bragged, while he dropped his pants and flashed his erect penis to the audience.

'That's nice,' Jerry snarked. 'It's almost as big as mine!'

'JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!' the audience screamed.

'But anyways, how do you feel about the fact that Lily betrayed Brock when she slept with you?' Jerry asked the Gym Leader.

'Well, the first time we had sex, it was an impulsive hookup. But when I realised that we were going to keep hooking up, I told Lily that she should break up with Brock,' Surge answered. 'But she didn't want to do that, because she loved his cooking and his emotional support.'

'You could've told her that you only wanted to sleep with her if she broke up with Brock,' Jerry said.

'Yes, I could've. But I didn't do that, since Lily is a hottie,' Surge answered.

'Okay, so what's gonna happen here?' Jerry asked. First, he walked up to Lily. 'Do you love Brock? Do you still want to be with him?'

'Yes, I like, love him,' Lily said. 'I don't want to like, miss out on the benefits of being with Brock.'

'Do you love him enough to stop sleeping with Surge?' Jerry asked.

'Like, no!' Lily screamed. 'I like, love it when he pounds my pussy with his huge cock! I want the benefits of like, being with Brock and the great sex with like, Surge!'

'You don't really love Brock!' Jerry concluded. 'If you did, you would love him enough to stop having sex with another man.'

'I like, want to be with Brock. But I also want to continue like, sleeping with Surge,' Lily said.

'So you want an open relationship?' Jerry asked.

'No. I would be like, fucking jealous if Brock slept with someone else. I want a relationship in which I'm like, allowed to sleep with other men while Brock like, remains monogamous,' Lily answered.

'Don't you think that such an arrangement is unfair to Brock?' Jerry asked.

'Like, no! I am like, way out of his league. So this is like, what he needs to accept in order to like, be with me,' Lily said.

'Do you think that Brock would accept this?' Jerry asked.

'Like, yes!' Lily giggled. 'I'm so hot that he will like, put up with anything in order to like, be with me.'

Jerry walked towards the crying Pokemon Breeder. 'Do you still want to be with Lily, knowing that she isn't planning on ending her affair with Surge?'

Brock was torn. On one hand, he loved Lily. He was madly in love. And he was horny during every second he spent with her. However, he knew that she was not sexually attracted to him. She seemed to like him as a therapist and as a cook, but not as a lover. She cheated on him. And he knew that she would continue to sleep with other men if he stayed in a relationship with her.

The two barely had sex during the past few months. Lily rarely felt like it. After all, she was not that attracted to Brock. She got her sexual needs met by Lt. Surge. Meanwhile, Brock did not get his needs met at all. He always imagined that when he was in a relationship, he would have sex frequently. But despite having a girlfriend, he still found himself reading Playboy and watching videos on Pornhub just as much as before he and Lily got together. His right hand took care of him more often than Lily did.

After thinking about it for a minute, Brock made his decision. 'No. I don't want to be with Lily anymore! I don't want to be with someone who doesn't respect me. Sure, I cheated on my previous girlfriend Nurse Joy when I had a drunken hookup with Erika, but I still deserve better than this! Sure, it sucks that Surge stole my girlfriend, but oh well. He can have her!'

'Good for you, Brock. Even though it's karma that you get cheated on after cheating on your previous partner,' Jerry said.

Lily could not believe what she just heard. How could Brock reject her? 'Brock, you know that I am like, too hot for you! You will never get like, such a hot girlfriend again! Are you sure that you don't want to like, be with me, have pity sex once per month and like, cook for me while I sleep around?'

'What's the point of having a hot girlfriend if that girlfriend doesn't respect me?' Brock said. 'I want to be someone's partner. Not someone's emotional support person and cook!'

'Oh well. I don't mind,' Lily said. 'Jerry was right. I never loved you. I used you. I used you for comfort and great cooking.'

'You're a very nice person, Lily!' Jerry said sarcastically.

'JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!' the audience chanted.

'It's okay. I can find another boyfriend,' Lily said, while she put her arms around Surge. 'Do you want to be with me?'

'Eh... Sure, I don't know...' Surge mumbled.

'That doesn't sound very certain,' Jerry noticed. 'And I understand that. I mean, don't you think that Lily is just going to cheat on you?' Jerry asked. 'She openly brags about cheating on all of her exes, so she will probably do cheat on you as well.'

'Fuck you, Jerry!' Lily screamed.

'You know, Jerry is right. She would just end up cheating on me when she meets another handsome guy. I'm not a saint or an angel, but I deserve better than that. I'm not going to give the the opportunity to do so,' Surge said. 'And the things she said during the past thirty minutes were really mean and unethical. She doesn't have a conscience! I don't want to be together with her!'

'JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!' the audience screamed.

'I think you made the right decision,' Jerry said to Surge. 'It looks like you, Brock and Lily will all go home alone.'

'How could you do this to me, Surge? You told me that you loved me!' Lily yelled.

'Yeah, and you told all your exes that you loved them,' Surge said. 'I didn't know that you cheated on all your exes until today! And I had no idea that you were so selfish! I knew that you were selfish, but not that you were this selfish!'

'Can we at least keep having sex?' Lily begged. 'Your cock is the biggest cock I've ever felt in my tight pussy!'

'No, I don't think so. I'm not really feeling it anymore,' Surge said.

'Fuck you, you cunt!' Lily screamed. She ran towards the Gym Leader and punched him. Surge did not fight back, since he did not want to hit a woman. Not even a mean, selfish woman who did not have a conscience. And besides, he knew that Jerry Springer did not tolerate violence from men against women. Chikorita always intervened when a man tried to punch, slap, push or kick a woman.

'Chiko!' Chikorita shouted. The Grass Pokemon used his Vine Whip to move Lily away from Surge.

'Lily, don't you feel bad about the fact that I'm crying?' Brock asked.

'I like, don't care!' Lily said. 'I like, don't care about how other people feel! I just feel bad because like, Lt. Surge rejected me.'

'And that's why I don't want to be with you anymore,' Surge said.

Then, Jerry addressed the audience for his final thoughts. 'When someone else shows interest in your partner, or when your partner cheats, it's easy to be angry at the third party. At the homewrecker. After all, you feel like they ruined your relationship. However, instead of blaming the third person, you should blame your partner. After all, if your partner rejected the other person, there wouldn't be a problem. I understand that Brock doesn't like Lt. Surge, but Lily chose to sleep with Lt. Surge. If she rejected him, Brock wouldn't have any reason to be upset. He should be pissed off at Lily, not at Surge. Anyways, both men made the right decision by staying away from Lily. Until next time, take care of yourself and each other.'