'That was hilarious!' Misty giggled. 'Of course Brock deserved to be cheated on back then, one year after he cheated on Nurse Joy. But I'm happy that Lily didn't get a happy ending either. My sister is a bitch!'
'Are your sisters still like this when it comes to dating?' Ash asked.
'Yes, Lily and Violet still cheat on every boyfriend they end up with,' Misty said. 'It's okay to sleep around, but if you want to do that, you should be single. Or you should be in an open relationship. But instead, Lily and Violet just cheat on every partner they end up with.'
'They're mean! I hate them! They stink!' Ash said.
'Yeah!' Misty giggled. Her boyfriend's immature way of insulting the Sensational Sisters amused her.
'At least Daisy is faithful to Tracey, right?' Ash asked.
'She is. But that doesn't change the fact that she is a total bitch as well,' Misty said. 'Lily and Violet are worse, but Daisy is evil as well. Since she is slightly less stupid than Lily and Violet, she is actually the most dangerous out of the three. It was her idea to force me to come back to the Gym back in 2002.'
'That remind me of another episode,' Ash said. He grabbed a videotape and put it in the VHS player.
2012 - 'We want our slave back'
'JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!' the audience chanted, while the talk show host entered the stage in the television studio.
'Hello, welcome to the show. Today, we have a blast from the past. Please welcome Lily, Daisy and Violet Waterflower,' Jerry said.
'Like, hi Jerry,' Daisy said.
'People who are watching might remember you, Lily and Violet from an old episode. You three were here five years ago,' Jerry said. 'Back then, you were here to brag about how you enslaved your younger sister Misty. You forced her to become a Gym Leader against her will and forced her to do all the chores at the Gym. Then, you took her salary. That way, you three could have a lazy life without obligations.'
'That is like, correct,' Lily said. 'Sadly, you were being a cunt back then, Jerry. You invited Officer Jenny on the show, who helped Misty to escape from the Gym.'
'Indeed. Then, Misty ended up travelling with her friends Ash and Brock again. And she eventually ended up dating Ash, who she has been in love with for many years,' Jerry said. 'She is currently travelling with Ash.'
'Misty is like, an ugly runt. We are like, beautiful on the outside. And like, beautiful on the inside!' Violet bragged.
'Yeah, you three sure are beautiful on the inside,' Jerry joked.
'JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!' the audience chanted.
'Anyways, Misty is like, a selfish bitch,' Daisy said. 'She escaped and went like, no contact with us! How could she like, do that? We're like, family! She should've just like, stuck around at the Gym for the rest of her life to serve Lily, Violet and me!'
'Yeah, Misty is the selfish one here,' Jerry said sarcastically. 'You, Daisy and Lily are very unselfish.'
'Yeah, we like, are,' Lily said. The pink-haired woman was too dumb to understand that the talk show host was being sarcastic.
'Anyways, when Misty left, who became the new Gym Leader?' Jerry asked.
'Dorian, a man from like, Johto. He owned the like, unofficial Coastline Gym near like, Blackthorn City,' Daisy said. 'He like, idolised us three Sensational Sisters. Becoming the Cerulean City Gym Leader was like, his ultimate dream.'
'Are you happy with Dorian?' Jerry asked.
'Lily and Violet enjoy like, hooking up with him. They say that he has like, a nice big cock,' Daisy said. 'But we cannot like, enslave him like we enslaved Misty. He refuses to, like, give his salary to us. He refuses to like, do all the chores. Sure, he like, allows us to keep living at the Gym rent-free and like, is fine with us doing our water shows there. But he isn't like, a doormat. We miss having Misty there as our like, doormat.'
'You are being very selfish,' Jerry said. 'Do you really believe that it's acceptable to steal someone's wage and force them to do chores?'
'Like, yes!' Lily said.
'Well, Dorian is keeping his salary. You no longer have a Gym Leader whose income you can take. So how are you three surviving after Misty's escape?' Jerry asked.
'We like, make a living with modelling and water shows,' Lily explained. 'And Daisy's boyfriend Tracey brings home a like, nice pay check. He works as Professor Oak's like, assistant. So we're doing like, fine, even though we used to have like, more money back when we like, took Misty's Gym Leader salary.'
'Well, of course Dorian isn't going to give you his salary!' Jerry said. 'He's already being generous by letting you three live at the gym rent-free.'
'But we like, want a doormat who does whatever we tell them to. That's why we like, loved it when Misty was the Gym Leader,' Lily said.
'So who does the chores at the Gym now?' Jerry asked. 'In the past, Misty did everything.'
'Well, Dorian like, cleans the pool and does shit like that, but he like, refuses to clean our rooms like Misty did,' Violet complained. 'Lily, Violet and I like, had to do it ourselves. Our nails got like, dirty!'
'Your nails got like, dirty? What a like, disaster! That's like, even worse than like, enslaving Misty for years!' Jerry said sarcastically. The talk show host was capable of doing a pretty accurate impression of the way the Sensational Sisters talk.
'JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!' the audience chanted.
'Yeah!' Lily said, not understanding Jerry's sarcasm. 'Misty being like, enslaved for years? That's like, fine! Slavery is okay! But us three doing like, chores? That is like, wrong!'
'So why are you three here today?' Jerry asked.
'We are here because we like, want Misty to come back to the like, Gym,' Daisy answered. 'Sure, Dorian is like, the Gym Leader now, but he could use like, an assistant who like, cleans the pool and does like, other lame chores. And we like, want Misty to clean our rooms again.'
'Do you really believe that Misty would come back voluntarily?' Jerry asked. 'She went no contact with you five years ago.'
'We like, believe that she doesn't have a choice,' Lily said. 'We're like, family. You have to like, do everything for family, whether you like, like it or not.'
'So what? Family or not, you can't expect someone to do everything you demand, just because she happens to be your sister,' Jerry snapped. 'And do you really think that Misty gives a fuck about being family or not after you enslaved her for years? She went no contact with you for a good reason!'
'But us three all have like, children now. Violet yelled. 'Well, Daisy doesn't like, have them yet, but she is like, six months pregnant with her first child. I have like, two kids and Lily has like, one. Anyways, we demand that Misty like, babysits our children every day, so we can go like, shopping and clubbing!'
'If you have children, your children are your responsibility. Not Misty's,' Jerry protested.
'JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!' the audience chanted.
'But we're like, family! You need to like, help family! So if I like, need to get my nails done or like, want to go clubbing, Misty like, needs to babysit my kids!' Violet whined.
'When you have children, you have to accept that you cannot spend all your time on shopping and clubbing,' Jerry said. 'When you are parents, you three and the children's fathers are responsible for your own children. So when you three need to go shopping or want to go clubbing, the children's fathers need to take care of their children.'
'But my boyfriend Tracey works like, full-time as Professor Oak's assistant at the laboratory in Pallet Town. He like, comes home early in the like, evening,' Daisy said. 'He took like, a day off to take care of like, Lily's and Violet's children today, so us three could like, go on The Jerry Springer Show, but he can't like, do that every day.'
'If Tracey works from nine to five on weekdays, he is home in the evening and o the weekend. Why don't you go shopping and clubbing when Tracey is home?' Jerry suggested.
'Like, no! I like, want to have fun all day long. So when I like, give birth, Misty needs to like, babysit whenever I like, want her to!' Daisy yelled.
'And what about you, Violet? Why can't the father of your children look after his children whenever you need a break?' Jerry asked.
'I like, don't know who the like, father of my daughter Dolce and my son Gabbana is,' Violet said. 'I slept with like, ten different guys around the time I got pregnant with my twins.'
'At least ten?' Jerry asked.
'Well, I like, remember ten guys who I like, slept with when I was like, sober. But there are like, probably at least twenty other potential fathers,' Violet answered. 'I like, love to go clubbing. So I probably like, slept with at least twenty other guys. But I like, can't remember that, since I was like, drunk. So there are like, at least thirty potential fathers.'
'Well, just because you have no idea who the father of Dolce and Gabbana is, doesn't mean that you can just expect Misty to come back to the Gym and babysit all the time,' Jerry said.
'Yes, Violet like, can totally expect that. I like, expect her to do that for me as well,' Lily stated.
'Why?' Jerry wondered. 'You are responsible for your own children. Misty is not responsible for your kids. And when you need a break, why can't the father look after his own child?' Jerry asked.
'Well Jerry, just like, Violet, I like, don't know who the father of like, my child is,' Lily answered. 'I like, went clubbing and slept with a lot of different guys around the time I got like, pregnant. I remember like, twenty men who I slept with around that time when I was like, sober. Add like, twenty or thirty others to that which I like, can't remember because I was like, drunk. So I have no idea who like, Adolf's father is.'
'BOO!' the audience screamed.
'Adolf? Why the fuck did you call your son Adolf?' Jerry snapped. 'You named him after Adolf Hitler, didn't you?'
'Yeah, like, duh,' Lily said. 'Adolf Hitler is like, so cool! Which is why I named my three months old son after him.'
Violet complimented her sister. 'Adolf is such a cool name!'
'Adolf Hitler rocks!' Daisy squealed.
Jerry talked to a lot of crazy guests on his show. He even interviewed neo-Nazis in the past. Sadly, it seemed like Lily was a neo-Nazi as well. Jerry's blood was boiling. He was the son of two German Jews who left their home country to escape the Holocaust. This was personal to him. Because of his personal history, he always realised how important it was to combat racism and antisemitism.
'Jerry, why are you like, so angry? I don't see what the like, big deal is,' Lily said.
'Why the fuck would you name your child after the man who was responsible for World War Two? For the Holocaust?' Jerry snapped. 'Are you a fucking neo-Nazi?'
'JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!' the audience screamed.
'What is like, World War Two? What is like, the Holocaust?' Lily asked. 'And what is like, a neo-Nazi?'
Jerry had no idea whether he should be relieved or furious. On one hand, Lily was not a neo-Nazi. Otherwise, she would know what World War Two, the Holocaust and neo-Nazis were. Lily was just stupid, which was at least better than her being a neo-Nazi. On the other hand, Jerry could not comprehend that someone was this stupid. Yes, he had many guests on his show who were not very intelligent. Most people he interviewed were not very bright. But how could Lily say that Adolf Hitler was cool if she had no idea what World War Two was? Jerry could not understand how the pink-haired Sensational Sister could say such a thing.
'Jerry, why do you look so like, pissed off?' Lily wondered.
'I just don't get it! If you don't know what World War Two was, why did you name your son after Adolf Hitler? And how could you say that he was cool?' Jerry asked.
'Adolf Hitler was like, the best German fashion designer ever!' Lily said.
'What the fuck? Adolf Hitler was not a fashion designer!' Jerry hissed, struggling to control his temper. He was always patient with even the most stupid and bizarre guests, but the Sensational Sisters made it very difficult for him to stay calm.
'Lily, I don't know who like, Adolf Hitler is, but Karl Lagerfeld is clearly the best like, German fashion designer!' Daisy stated.
'I agree. Karl Lagerfeld rocks,' Lily said. Then, she realised that she made a mistake when she tried to come up with baby names. 'Oh! I like, got Adolf Hitler and Karl Lagerfeld mixed up when I like, named my baby! I like, wanted to name my son after like, Karl Lagerfeld. Oh well, he is like, named Adolf now and is used to that name, so I'm not going to like, change it.'
Jerry could not believe what he was hearing. He knew that the Sensational Sisters were airheads, but how could Lily be this stupid?
'That like, reminds me,' Daisy said. 'When you were like, eight months pregnant and thinking about like, baby names, Tracey was like, on the phone with Professor Oak. He was like, talking about some documentary he saw, which was about like, Adolf Hitler. You were like, in the same room, so you must've like, heard the name Adolf Hitler while you were like, thinking about naming your baby after like, Karl Lagerfeld.'
'That's like, so funny!' Lily giggled. 'Oh well, I'll like, name my next baby after Karl Lagerfeld. Adolf's name will remain like, Adolf.'
'Yeah, I got them like, mixed up as well,' Daisy admitted. 'When you like, named your baby Adolf, I thought you were like, referring to Karl Lagerfeld as well.'
'I like, get Adolf Hitler and Karl Lagerfeld mixed up whenever I'm like, drunk,' Violet giggled.
'But Jerry, if we like, got Karl Lagerfeld and Adolf Hitler mixed up, then who is like, Adolf Hitler?' Daisy asked. 'I heard Tracey and Professor Oak talk about like, how awful World War Two must've been. But I have no idea who Adolf Hitler was. And Violet and Lily don't know either.'
Jerry could not believe that he had to tell three adult women who Adolf Hitler was. Despite being exhausted by the three women's antics, he decided to answer their question. 'You three are clearly in need of a history lesson.'
'JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!' the audience chanted.
Adolf Hitler was an Austrian racist who became the dictator of Germany in the thirties. He was an antisemite,' the talk show host said. 'He wanted ...'
Lily interrupted Jerry's history lesson. 'What is a like, antisemite?'
'Someone who hates Jews,' Jerry said. 'Anyways, Adolf Hitler wanted to expand Germany, so he annexed several other European countries. Then, he started the Holocaust, systematic genocide of Jews in Europe. Around six million Jews died. Hitler was responsible for that.'
'Wow, I had like, no idea,' Lily said. She did not ask Jerry what genocide meant and what the Holocaust was, since she felt like it would bore her if the talk show host would explain to her what genocide is and what the Holocaust was.
This is like, boring!' Violet said.
'Yeah! I like, don't care about history,' Daisy mumbled.
'It's important that you know about this stuff! Anyways, now you know who Adolf Hitler was, maybe you should reconsider giving Adolf another name,' Jerry suggested. 'Or at least give him a nickname like Addy or something like that.'
'Like, no! I kind of like, like the name Adolf,' Lily protested. 'And my baby is like, used to being referred to as Adolf.'
Despite being furious and despite being blown away by the stupidity of the three sisters, Jerry tried to remain professional. 'Anyways, Lily and Violet, you demand that Misty will babysit Adolf, Dolce and Gabbana. And Daisy, you demand that Misty babysits your child when they are born. And you three want Misty to come back to the Gym to do all the chores for you and for Gym Leader Dorian. So let's see what Misty has to say about that. She has been watching backstage. Here is Misty!'
A red-haired twenty-five-year-old woman wearing jean shorts and a yellow crop top entered the television studio. Instead of greeting Jerry or her sisters, who she went no contact with five years ago, she punched Daisy in the face. 'Fuck you, bitch!'
'JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!' the audience screamed.
Since she was six months pregnant, Daisy decided to avoid fighting. Jerry's Chikorita moved the blonde-haired Sensational Sister away from Misty with his Vine Whip. And so, the red-haired woman decided to focus on inflicting pain on another Sensational Sister. She pushed Lily on the ground and kicked the pink-haired woman in the face. 'That's for calling your son Adolf, you skank!'
After watching how Misty punched Violet in the face, Chikorita decided to break up the physical fight with his Vine Whip. The Pokemon moved Misty away from her three sisters.
'Hello Misty,' Jerry said. 'Five years ago, you escaped the Cerulean City Gym and went no contact with your sisters. You are travelling with your boyfriend Ash now. Sadly, your sisters want you to come back to the Gym. They want you to babysit and do chores. What do you want to say to your sisters?'
'Daisy, Lily and Violet, you three bitches can go fuck yourself!' Misty screamed.
'Like, bitches? We're not like, bitches!' Daisy protested. 'We are like, three really kind sisters!'
'Yeah, sure you are,' Jerry said. 'It's very kind to enslave your younger sister for years after forcing her to become a Gym Leader against her will. And it's very nice that you want her to come back to do chores and babysit.'
'JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!' the audience chanted.
'Misty, we like, need you to come back to the Gym!' Lily begged. 'Dorian isn't a like, doormat. We like, have to clean our own rooms now! Our nails are like, getting dirty!'
'That sounds like a you problem. Not like a me problem,' Misty hissed.
'And we like, need you to babysit our children all day long,' Violet demanded. 'We want to like, go shopping whenever we want to. And we like, love to go clubbing. We can't like, do that when we have to like, take care of our children!'
'Maybe you should've thought of that before you decided to have children!' Misty snapped.
'Lily and Violet, it sounds like you see your children as a liability,' Jerry noticed.
'No Jerry, that's like, nonsense,' Lily protested. 'We like, enjoy to do fun things with our children. And we like, love to dress them up and have them do photo shoots. We get so many like, likes on Instagram when posting selfies of ourselves with our kids, or when we like, post pictures of the kids playing together.'
'It sounds like you view your children as Instagram props,' Jerry said.
'Yeah, like, so what? We want to do like, fun things with our kids, while someone else like, does the boring and dirty work!' Violet said. 'We want to like, do photo shoots and play with our kids. But when we like, want to go shopping or want to go out, Misty can babysit. And we can like, tell Misty to clean diapers or like, deal with our children's tantrums!'
'Like, yeah!' Daisy said. 'That's like, the kind of mother I want to be as well when my like, baby is born. I can be like, a fun mum. And when Tracey is like, at work, Misty can like, do all the things that I like, don't feel like.'
'Well, then you don't want to be a mother. You basically want Misty to be the mother of your child,' Jerry protested.
'JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!' the audience chanted.
'Misty, like, please! You have to like, come home and be our slave again!' Daisy begged. 'If you don't want to do it for me, do it for Adolf, Dolce, Gabbana and the child who I will give birth to in about three months from now! You have a responsibility as an aunt!'
'There is no such thing as a responsibility as an aunt!' Misty yelled. 'Not my children, not my responsibility.'
'But you have to come back, Misty! You have to. We're family! You have a duty to help your family!' Lily said, trying to manipulate her younger sister.
'No! Go fuck yourself, you fucking bitch!' Misty yelled.
'Misty, you like, know that you like, don't have a choice!' Lily yelled. 'Like, in the end, we always like, manage to get you to do whatever we want you to!'
'Well, those days are over!' Misty yelled. 'I am going to keep travelling with Ash!'
'Misty, Lily just said that she, Violet and Daisy always manage to get you to do whatever they want to. And you have clearly been damaged by your sisters. Could you please describe how your sisters have treated you throughout the years?' Jerry asked. 'I want to understand why your sisters are acting the way they do. Well, of course it's obvious that they don't have a conscience, but I would like to hear more about the history between you and your sisters.'
'Okay Jerry,' Misty said. 'This is going to be a long story. Well, before our parents left Cerulean City in order to travel, they always gave my sisters preferential treatment. They got away with anything. I got punished for the smallest mistakes. They always got praised, while I was told that I was ugly and I didn't have any talent. Because my parents raised my sisters to believe that they were superior, they always bullied me and got away with it.'
'So what happened when your parents left?' Jerry asked.
'When I was nine years old, my sisters, who were seventeen back then, got custody of me, which was my worst nightmare. They bullied and insulted me all day long and forced me to do all the chores at the Gym. So when I was ten, I left Cerulean City to travel. I wanted to become a Water Pokemon Master. Then, I met Ash and Brock, who I travelled with for many years.'
'But even while you were on the road with your friends, your sisters managed to hurt you,' Jerry said.
'Yes, Jerry. When Ash went to the Cerulean City Gym, my sisters talked shit about me to him,' Misty answered.
'Well, that's because you are like, shit!' Violet said.
Misty continued her story. 'One year later, things got even worse. My Horsea needed a place to swim, so we visited my sisters at the Gym. Then, I found out that my sisters organized a play based on The Little Mermaid. They wanted me to play the lead role. I didn't want to do it, but they already put posters up in town. They kept pressuring me until I succumbed. Then, they were literally bragging about how awesome it is that they always manage to manipulate me into doing what they want me to do.'
'That is fucked up,' Jerry acknowledged. 'If they literally brag about manipulating you, it doesn't sound like they love you.'
'Of course we don't like, love Misty. She like, sucks!' Violet said.
'But you still want her to babysit Dolce and Gabbana for you,' Jerry said. 'And you still want her to clean your room. She is not good enough to be treated with respect, but apparently, she is good enough to do all your dirty work.'
'Yeah! She is like, a perfect slave!' Violet said.
With tears in her eyes, Misty continued her story. 'When Ash, Brock and I were in Johto, we ran into Dorian, who ran the unofficial Coastline Gym back then. He met my sisters. They have been talking shit about me to Dorian. They told him that I was ugly and that I was a bad Pokemon Trainer.'
'I don't see the harm in that,' Daisy said. 'We were just telling him the truth.'
'If I'm such a bad Pokemon Trainer, then why did you force me to become a Gym Leader?' Misty asked. 'When you three went on holiday, you forced me to stop travelling with my friends and forced me to run the Gym!'
'We like, don't care whether you are a good battler or not,' Daisy said. 'We just wanted to like, get rid of our responsibilities as Gym Leaders, so we like, lied to you and said that this was a temporary arrangement.'
'Indeed! And when you came back from your holiday, you forced me to stay at the Gym permanently!' Misty yelled. 'And you always promised to at least help me with the way too many chores, but you never did! I cleaned the entire Gym and your rooms! And you three took my Gym Leader salary!'
'Yeah, like, duh! We had like, power over you, so why wouldn't we like, make things comfortable for ourselves?' Daisy said.
'Because it's unethical to treat your younger sister like a slave?' Jerry asked.
'JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!' the audience chanted.
'When my sisters went on The Jerry Springer Show five years ago to brag about how they enslaved me, you helped me to escape, Jerry. I am forever grateful for that!' Misty said. 'Around my sisters, I always felt like Cinderella. But I am finally free now!'
'You're welcome,' Jerry said. 'No one deserves to be enslaved and taken advantage of.'
'Yes, some people do! Misty deserves to be enslaved!' Violet said.
'Shut your face!' Jerry snapped. 'Nobody deserves that!'
Misty burst out in tears. 'I am so happy that I am free now! However, the effects of my horrible childhood and especially the effects of being forced to work at the Gym for years scarred me forever. I have therapy-resistant post-traumatic stress disorder. My sisters are to blame for that!'
'We are to blame? Bullshit!' Daisy yelled. 'Don't blame us for your mental problems! It's not our fault that you are fucked up in the head!'
'Daisy, Misty's PTSD is clearly a result of what you, Lily and Violet put her through,' Jerry said.
'Yeah, so? I don't feel guilty at all!' Daisy said.
'Yeah, you made that perfectly clear,' Jerry snarked.
'Anyways, Misty is coming back home with us,' Daisy decided. 'She doesn't have a choice. She is morally obligated to help out her family.'
'Morally obligated to help out my family? Hell no!' Misty yelled. 'I am NEVER coming back to the Cerulean City Gym!'
'Good!' Jerry said. 'You went no contact with your sisters five years ago. Are you planning on staying no contact with them forever?'
'Absolutely! I will never see those bitches again after this show!' Misty cried. 'I hate them! I never want to see them again!'
'That seems like a good decision to me,' Jerry said. 'Your sisters don't deserve to have you in their lives.'
'JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!' the audience chanted.
Then, Jerry addressed the audience for his final thoughts. 'Today, you saw three women who mercilessly bullied their younger sister when they were children. Then, when they were young adults, they enslaved their younger sister, who was a minor back then. When Misty finally escaped, Daisy, Lily and Violet couldn't comprehend that being family no longer mattered to Misty. Despite everything they did to her, they still expected her to abandon her boyfriend, quit travelling and move back to the Gym to do chores and provide childcare. Sadly, some people are delusional enough to believe that they can treat someone like shit and get away with it. Well, what do you expect from these three sisters when one of them calls their child Adolf and when none of them knew what World War Two is? Until next time, take care of yourself and each other.'
