'Damn Misty, your sisters are even more evil than Team Rocket,' Ash said.

'If you create an evil team with the leaders of Team Rocket, Team Aqua, Team Magma, Team Galactic and all those other leaders, that group wouldn't be anywhere as evil as my sisters,' Misty said. Since the painful episode of The Jerry Springer Show in 2012, in which her sisters wanted her to come back to the Gym to provide domestic labour and childcare, Misty did not have any contact with the Sensational Sisters. She had no desire to ever see or hear from them again.

'Who do you hate more, your sisters or Serena?' Ash teased.

'That's easy. My sisters,' Misty answered. 'Even though I fucking hate Serena as well. And all the other women who tried to hit on you throughout the years. Melody, Bayleef, Latias, Anabel, Angie, Serena...'

'I get it. I hate Danny, Rudy, Giorgio and Doctor Proctor,' Ash said. 'I hate all the men who tried to hit on you. Especially Rudy. He's a creep. That dude is even creepier than Brock!'

'Hey, that reminds me of another classic Jerry Springer episode,' Misty said. She grabbed an old videotape and put it in the VHS player.

1999 - 'Don't mention that name'

'JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!' the audience chanted, while the talk show host entered the stage in the television studio.

'Hello, welcome to the show. Today, we have two guests who are here to get some answers from their friend,' Jerry said. 'Please welcome Ash and Misty!'

'Hi Jerry,' the raven-haired boy said.

'Hello Ash. What brings you here today?' Jerry asked.

'Well Jerry, our friend Brock is hiding something from us. We want to know the truth,' a red-haired girl answered.

'What is he hiding from you?' Jerry asked.

'Ash, Brock and I travelled through Kanto together. However, he was not with us when we went to the Orange Islands during the past few months. He stayed with Professor Ivy on Valencia Island. However, when Ash and I went to Ash's mum's house in Pallet Town to prepare for our journey to Johto, we ran into Brock. When we asked him why he was no longer at Professor Ivy's place, his face turned blue. Then, he begged us to not mention Professor Ivy's name,' Misty explained.

'We want answers!' Ash said. 'We've travelled through Johto for six weeks now. We almost reached Violet City, but Brock still hasn't told us what happened.'

'But if Brock doesn't want to tell you, maybe you should respect his privacy,' Jerry suggested.

'No! We want to know what happened on Valencia Island!' Ash protested.

'You can't force him to talk about it if he doesn't want to,' Jerry said. 'Maybe he experienced something that's too painful for him to talk about.'

'That may be, but by coming on The Jerry Springer Show, we can at least pressure him to talk,' Misty said.

'That's true. I will torture him until he tells you the truth,' Jerry joked.

'JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!' the audience chanted.

Then, Jerry addressed the audience. 'Well, let's bring him out here. Here is Brock!'

'Hi Jerry,' Brock said.

'Hello Brock. Do you know why you are here?' Jerry asked.

'I have no idea,' the Pokemon Breeder from Pewter City answered.

'Well, Ash and Misty will tell you why you are here,' Jerry said.

'Brock, we demand answers!' Ash snapped.

'What kind of answers? Answers to what question?' Brock asked.

Misty gave Jerry an Iggy Pop CD and told him to play the seventh track. Jerry put the disc in a CD player and played the song from the album The Idiot.

Mama, what color will the lights be?
Oh, oh, oh-oh, will they turn blue on me?
Mama, what color will the lights be?
Will they turn blue on me? Will they turn blue on me?
Mama, I shot myself up! Will they turn blue on me?
Whoa, mama!

One of the verses in the song Turn Blue hinted at what Ash and Misty wanted to know. Why did Brock turn blue whenever someone mentioned Professor Ivy's name? What happened on Valencia Island?

'I don't get it!' Brock said. 'Why is this song being played? I still don't know what you want from me!'

'This is Turn Blue by Iggy Pop. You turn blue when someone mentions Professor Ivy's name. We demand to know why!' Misty snapped.

'Don't mention that name!' Brock moaned.

'Why not, Brock?' Ash asked.

Misty decided to troll her friend. 'Professor Ivy, Professor Ivy, Professor Ivy, Professor Ivy, Professor Ivy, Professor Ivy, Professor Ivy, Professor Ivy, Professor Ivy, Professor Ivy...'

'JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!' the audience chanted.

'Don't mention that name!' Brock snapped.

'But we want to know what happened on Valencia Island!' Ash yelled.

'I don't want to talk about it!' Brock hissed. 'It's none of your fucking business!'

Then, Ash got up and pushed his friend on the ground, enabling him to kick the Pokemon Breeder in the nuts. 'Sorry Brock, I don't want to fight. But this is what happens on The Jerry Springer Show!'

'JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!' the audience screamed.

'Go ahead! Punch and kick me all you want! I won't talk!' Brock screamed.

'Okay!' Ash laughed. He kicked Brock in the balls again and punched his friend a few times. However, Jerry's Chikorita used his Vine Whip to move the raven-haired boy away from his friend. Allowing Ash to continue his onslaught of punches would not be fair, since his friend refused to fight back.

'CHIKO! CHIKO! CHIKO!' the audience chanted.

'Chiko! Chikori!' Jerry's Chikorita squealed. Jerry petted his Pokemon on the back.

'What a cutie!' Ash said. 'I recently caught a Chikorita as well!'

'Yeah, and Ash's Chikorita has a crush on Ash!' Misty giggled.

Jerry noticed that Misty liked Ash herself, but decided not to comment on that. Instead, he walked up to Brock. 'Could you please tell your friends what happened on Valencia Island?'

'Never!' Brock snapped. 'I will never tell them!'

'Why not?' the talk show host asked.

'None of your business,' Brock hissed.

'Well, if you don't want to talk, maybe Professor Ivy will,' Jerry said. 'Please welcome Professor Felina Ivy!'

'Don't mention that name!' Brock yelled. Sadly for him, a purple-haired woman walked into the television studio.

'Hi Jerry,' Professor Ivy said with a deep, horny voice. 'You're looking sexy today!'

'Thank you, Professor,' Jerry said. 'Ash and Misty here have a question for you.'

'Well, Professor, when we got back to Pallet Town after I won the Orange League, Brock was there,' Ash said. 'When Misty and I asked him why he was no longer with you on Valencia Island, his face turned blue. He told us to not mention your name. And that still happens whenever we mention your name. He refuses to tell us what happened and why he left. Could you please tell us what happened?'

While Brock's face remained blue, Professor Ivy decided to tell Jerry, Ash, Misty and the audience everything. 'When he decided to stay with me, he thought that he had a chance with me. However, I just saw him as a friend. He was very desperate. One time, he dropped his pants and said that it was accidental, even though it was on purpose. He thought that he could impress me by flashing his cock, but he has a very small, unimpressive willy. And he is a fucking creep! He constantly watches porn and reads Playboy!'

'That is not true! I have a big cock!' Brock lied. 'And you were friendly to me, so you lead me on! You are such a bitch! How could you reject me?'

Professor Ivy ignored the pervert and continued her story. 'Anyways, one time, he accidentally walked in on me having sex with Lt. Surge, my sexy fuckbuddy who has a huge penis. Brock freaked out! A few days later, he caught me in the act with Blaine, who was shagging me while I was researching his Ninetales. Brock had a mental breakdown and freaked out. He immediately left my laboratory. A few weeks later, Professor Oak called me and said that Brock was in Pallet Town.'

'I'm not surprised. I assumed that you probably rejected him and that he couldn't handle that,' Misty said.

'Well, if someone is an unattractive pervert who reads Playboy, I don't want his cross pathetic cock anywhere near my pussy!' Professor Ivy said, causing Brock to burst out in tears.

'What really hurt me was when I walked in on you having a threesome with Professor Oak and Delia Ketchum!' Brock cried. 'I should've been sleeping with a kinky professor and Ash's hot mum! Not that old geezer!'

'My mum, Professor Oak and Professor Ivy had a threesome? What's a threesome?' Ash asked.

'If you don't know what a threesome is, maybe you're not ready to know about that stuff yet,' Jerry joked.

'JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!' the audience chanted.

'Ash, a threesome is a Pokemon battle which involves three trainers,' Misty said sarcastically.

'That sounds cool!' Ash said, much to everyone's laughter. The twelve-year-old boy had no idea why everyone found his remark so funny.

Professor Ivy decided to ignore Ash's stupidity and responded to the young Pokemon Breeder. 'I'm allowed to have fun with whoever I want to have fun with! I get that it sucks for you to get rejected, but there is no excuse to be such a creep!'

'Creep? I'm not a creep!' Brock protested.

'Really? You constantly harass women when you want to shag them. You read Playboy all the time. You went on my work computer to watch porn. How is that not creepy?' Professor Ivy asked.

Brock could not accept any criticism towards his favourite magazine. 'Hey, there is nothing wrong with Playboy!'

'If you must read Playboy, at least read it when you have privacy,' Professor Ivy said. 'You were constantly reading it in front of me! You even masturbated in front of me!'

'Hey, in my defence, I was reading an interview with Contest Idol Lisia, the hottest woman in the Hoenn region! She has a soft chubby belly, the biggest natural tits I've ever seen and a very seductive smile.'

'I don't need to know about that!' Professor Ivy said.

'Professor, Brock reads that stupid magazine around Ash and me as well,' Misty said. 'It's gross and inappropriate!'

'What kind of magazine is Playboy?' Ash asked. 'I asked my mum what it was a few weeks ago, but she said that I am too young for Playboy.'

Jerry ignored Ash and walked up to Brock. 'Professor Ivy is clearly not attracted to you. Do you want to apologise to her for making her uncomfortable by reading Playboy and dropping your pants?'

'Don't mention that name!' Brock screamed. His face turned blue.

'That's all I'm going to get from you when it comes to Professor Ivy, right?' Jerry asked.

'Don't mention that name!' Brock shouted.

Then, Jerry walked up to Ash and Misty. 'Now that you two know why Brock left Valencia Island, are you satisfied?'

'Absolutely!' Misty said. 'Sure, this is pretty much what I suspected, but it's good that we finally have some answers!'

'Wait! I still don't get it! What is fucking? What is shagging? What is sleeping with? What is sex?' Ash asked. 'And Professor Ivy rejected Brock, I heard. But what does that mean? That she doesn't want to be his best friend?'

Jerry was not in the mood to teach the dense twelve-year-old from Pallet Town about the Pidgeotto and the Beedrill. 'Your mommy will tell you all about that when you're old enough. Or maybe Brock will talk to you about love and sex in a few years from now.'

'JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!' the audience chanted.

Then, Jerry addressed the audience for his final thoughts. 'What we saw today is that this perverted creep clearly doesn't care about how his behaviour affects others. He acts like it's no big deal if others are confronted with the porn he watches. He drops his pants in front of a woman who he wants to sleep with. And the worst part is that he feels like he did nothing wrong. He even acts like a victim when his friends ask him what happened on Valencia Island. He acts as if Professor Ivy is a mean bitch for rejecting him. The lesson here is that you really, really, really don't want to be like Brock. Until next time, take care of yourself and each other.'