'It was fucking satisfying when we finally heard the truth about what happened to Brock on Valencia Island!' Misty said.

'Yeah! He was being a cunt and refused to tell us, but fortunately, Jerry Springer allowed us to ask Professor Ivy,' Ash added to that.

'Pikapi!' the old yellow mouse laughed. Ash's Pokemon loved Jerry Springer.

'Hey, I remember a cool episode. The one with your friend Dawn,' Misty said. She grabbed a VHS tape and played it.

2007 - 'Your girlfriend is a lesbian, dude'

'JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!' the audience chanted, while the talk show host entered the stage in the television studio.

'Hello, welcome to the show. Today, we have a guest who says that she stole someone's girlfriend. And she is proud of it!' Jerry said. 'Please welcome Zoey!'

'Hi Jerry,' a woman with short, red hair said.

'Zoey, why are you here?' Jerry asked.

'Because I'm a dyke who stole a bloke's girl!' Zoey bragged.

'WE LOVE LESBIANS! WE LOVE LESBIANS!' the audience chanted.

'Well, you're getting a lot of love from the audience,' Jerry said.

'That's great! Anyways, there is this hot girl named Dawn. She's got long blue hair and looks great in her Pokemon Contest dresses.'

'So she's a Pokemon Coordinator?' Jerry asked.

'Yes, she is. And she's a sex bomb,' Zoey answered.

'So what's the deal between you and Dawn?' Jerry asked.

'When we first met during a Contest, we became friends. But I wanted more than friendship. However, she was dating this dude named Kenny, even though she didn't seem to like him that much,' Zoey explained.

'And being friends wasn't good enough for you?' Jerry asked.

'Not exactly,' the sapphic Pokemon Coordinator said. 'So a few months later, after another contest, we went to a bar together. There, she told me that she wasn't attracted to her boyfriend and that she wanted to break up with him, but she had no idea how to tell him that.'

'So you slept with her,' Jerry concluded.

'Yes, I did. Dawn told me that she was not into men. Then, I asked her if she ever fantasised about being with another woman. She came out to me as gay and kissed me,' Zoey said.

'And that kiss turned into more than just a kiss?' Jerry asked.

'Yes, it did, Jerry,' Zoey answered. 'We went to the toilet in that pub, where I fingered her. Her pussy was fucking wet, so I grabbed a strap-on out of my backpack and fucked her. Doggy style.'

'Doggy style? So you two are lesbian horndogs now,' Jerry joked.

'JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!' the audience chanted.

'Yes, we are. And after having sex on the toilet, I asked her if she wanted to be my girlfriend. She said yes. Dawn is a femme and I am a butch. The butch and femme dynamic is a bit stereotypical for a lesbian couple, but that's just how we are,' Zoey said.

'Nothing wrong with that,' Jerry said. 'I'm happy for you! But does Dawn's boyfriend Kenny know that you two have been hooking up and that you two are together now?'

'He has no idea,' Zoey said. 'That's why I am here. I want to tell him that Dawn is mine now.'

'Well, Kenny has been watching backstage, so he knows now,' Jerry said. 'Here is Kenny!'

A brown-haired Pokemon Coordinator entered the television studio and walked up to Zoey. 'How could you do that? You knew that Dawn is in a relationship with me!'

'Sorry,' Zoey giggled, obviously not meaning what she said. Then, she decided to tease the brown-haired boy and stuck out her tongue. 'I stole your girlfriend! I stole your girlfriend! Your girlfriend is a lesbian, dude!'

'Zoey, don't you feel bad about sleeping with a woman who was taken?' Jerry asked. 'Why didn't you tell her to break up with Kenny before sleeping with her?'

'I don't give a fuck about Kenny,' Zoey said. 'Dawn is gay. She doesn't like that little wanker.'

Kenny ran towards the short-haired woman and tried to punch her. However, Jerry Springer did not allow violence from men towards women on his show, so his Chikorita used Vine Whip to move Kenny far away from his enemy.

Jerry petted his Pokemon, who squealed. 'Chiko! Chiko!'

'CHIKO! CHIKO!' the audience chanted.

Then, Jerry walked up to Kenny. 'How long were you and Dawn together?'

'For six months,' Kenny answered.

'How was your relationship? Were you two happy together?' Jerry asked.

'Well, she was kind to me, but she was really distant. We never had sex. She was okay with kissing, even though she didn't seem to like it that much. But when I wanted to do more than kissing, she was not open to that,' Kenny said.

'Well, according to Zoey, Dawn is a lesbian. That's why,' Jerry said.

'But if she is gay, then why would she date me?' Kenny asked.

'Why don't you ask her?' Jerry suggested. 'Here is Dawn!'

While the audience booed her, the blue-haired woman entered the stage. 'Hi Jerry,' she said. Then, she ran towards Zoey and jumped in her arms.

Kenny ran towards Dawn to pull her away from Zoey and punch her, but Jerry's Chikorita used his Vine Whip to save Dawn from her boyfriend's fists.

'Hello Dawn,' Jerry greeted his guest. 'I heard that you slept with Zoey, but you are in a relationship with Kenny. Why did you cheat on him?'

'Well Jerry, I've never been attracted to Kenny. During my relationship with him, I finally realised that I am a lesbian. In the past, several people told me that they suspected me of being gay, but I didn't realise it until Zoey seduced me,' Dawn explained.

'But you were in a relationship with Kenny. Why didn't you tell him that you re gay and break up with him before hooking up with someone else?' Jerry asked.

'I don't give a fuck about Kenny,' Dawn giggled. 'He can go fuck himself.'

'You didn't break up with him yet,' Jerry said. 'Do you want to break up with him now?'

Dawn walked up to her boyfriend and told him that their relationship was over. 'Kenny, penises are gross! Go fuck yourself. We are through!'

'Please Dawn, please stay with me!' Kenny begged. 'I love you!'

'You love me? Well, that sounds like a you problem,' Dawn said.

'Fuck you, you fistfucking dyke!' Kenny yelled.

'Hey, that is lesbophobic!' Jerry protested. 'I understand that you're upset about the fact that she cheated on you. And of course it must hurt that she is leaving you. But lesbophobia is unacceptable!'

'JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!' the audience chanted.

'But she's a dirty lezzer!' Kenny screamed.

'So what? There is nothing wrong with being a lesbian!' Jerry snapped.

'But if Dawn is into women, why is she dating Zoey? I mean, Zoey is a butch! The bitch pretty much looks like a dude!'

'A butch lesbian is a woman, whether she conforms to the female gender role or not,' Jerry said. 'Dawn is into women. Not into men. She is into Zoey. Not into you.'

'But I love her! I want her back!' Kenny protested.

'Why do you want to be with someone who doesn't love you and who isn't attracted to you?' Jerry asked. 'There is nothing for you to pursue here. Wouldn't you be better off pursuing a woman who is actually attracted to you?'

'But Dawn owes me sex. She decided to date me six months ago and we still haven't done it! Dawn should at least take my virginity before she moves on!' Kenny said.

'What the fuck?' Jerry yelled. 'You are not entitled to sex! Sadly, so many men like you feel like women owe them sex. Really, Dawn doesn't owe you shit!'

'JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!' the audience chanted.

'I don't care what you think, Jerry! You're a fucking feminist! I'm a MRA, a Men's Rights Activist,' Kenny said. 'And I believe that women owe men sex!'

'Shut your fucking mouth!' Jerry yelled. He was done with the lesbophobic boy from Sinnoh. The pain of being dumped and being cheated on was valid, but that was not an excuse to be a misogynist and a lesbophobe. Normally, Jerry would let guests argue instead of yelling at a guest, but Kenny's sexism and homophobia made the talk show host furious.

'JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!' the audience screamed.

'Thank you, Jerry!' Zoey said. 'I want to beat the fuck out of him!'

'Well, you can,' Jerry answered. He told his Chikorita to use Vine Whip on Kenny, constricting the boy and preventing him from using his arms.

Then, Zoey and Dawn ran towards the misogynistic boy and started battering him. First, Zoey kicked him in the nuts. Then, Dawn punched him in the face. Chikorita did not intervene and allowed the two sapphic women to hurt the homophobe. Jerry Springer did not allow violence from men against women on his show, but the talk show host was perfectly fine with Kenny taking a few hits after the horrible things he just said.

'Chiko Chiko!' Chikorita giggled, while Zoey kicked Kenny square in the balls again. The Pokemon felt like Dawn and Zoey weren't the nicest people, since Dawn cheated and Zoey taunted Kenny, but at least the two lesbians weren't as bad as the lesbophobic, misogynist boy who deserved to get dumped by Dawn.

'Ouch! Ouch! Fuck, my balls!' Kenny screamed. The brown-haired boy was in immense pain. He felt like Zoey's kicking shattered his testicles.

'That's what happens when you say sexist and homophobic things,' Jerry said. 'Then, you have no right to complain when two women, two lesbians, two people who have been hurt and insulted by your words, get revenge.'

After Dawn punched Kenny in the stomach one more time, Chikorita decided to end the one-sided onslaught. He used his Vine Whip to move Kenny far away from the lesbian couple.

'What the fuck, Jerry? Why did you allow this to happen?' Kenny asked.

'Because you deserve this,' Jerry hissed.

'JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!' the audience shouted.

Then, Zoey walked up to the battered boy. 'Hey dude, I stole your girl! She's gay! She will never like your pathetic little penis! Every time she is horny, she is thinking about how I play with her pussy!'

'That's true,' Dawn giggled.

'Fuck you, you lesbo!' Kenny yelled at Zoey.

'Yes, I am a lesbo. A proud lesbo,' Zoey said. 'And so is Dawn. Deal with it!'

'WE LOVE LESBIANS! WE LOVE LESBIANS!' the audience chanted, while Dawn and Zoey started kissing.

Kenny burst out in tears. 'But I am the victim here! I got cheated on! And you two are so mean to me! Why doesn't Jerry feel bad for me?'

'When you say misogynistic and lesbophobic things, you are no longer the victim,' Jerry snarked. 'I sympathised with you and felt bad for you when I heard that you got cheated on. But when you tried to beat Dawn and Zoey up and when you said all those horrible things, you showed Dawn, Zoey, the audience and me that you are not a victim. So I don't feel bad for you at all, you little twat!'

Then, Jerry addressed the audience for his final thoughts. 'At first, people who watched this episode might have sympathised with Kenny. He got cheated on, so he seemed to be the victim. However, when he tried to beat up Zoey first and then Dawn, I lost any sympathy which I might have felt towards him. And when he showed his true lesbophobic colours, it was obvious that he is a scumbag. Women in the audience, please don't date Kenny. And please don't date someone like Kenny. Until next time, take care of yourself and each other.'