'That episode was pretty gay,' Ash said, after watching the lesbian couple Dawn and Zoey beat up Kenny.

'Ash, please don't use the word gay in that context,' Misty said. 'But yeah, Dawn and Zoey are my favourite sapphic couple. And I don't feel bad for Kenny at all. He is a fucking cunt.'

'He is a sexist twat!' Ash agreed.

'Indeed. But there is someone who I hate more than that little wanker,' Misty laughed. She found a VHS tape and played it.

2018 - 'Your girlfriend cheated on you!'

'JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!' the audience chanted, while the talk show host entered the stage in the television studio.

'Hello, welcome to the show. Today, we have a guest who wants to tell her best friend that his girlfriend is cheating on him,' Jerry said. 'Please welcome Serena to our show!'

'Hi Jerry,' a blonde-haired lady said. 'A few months ago, I was on your show as well. I tried to seduce my friend Ash, but he rejected me and stayed with that red-headed whore, Misty.'

'So why are you here today?' Jerry asked.

'I am here to tell Ash that Misty cheated on him. She slept with her friend Tracey.'

'What is your motivation for telling him this? Being a good friend? Or do you think that you have a shot with him if he breaks up with Misty?' Jerry asked.

'I'd be lying if I said that this wasn't an attempt to get with him,' Serena admitted.

'That's what I thought,' Jerry giggled. 'If you would be doing this out of pure kindness, you wouldn't be on this show.'

'JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!' the audience chanted.

'So how do you know that Misty is cheating on Ash?' Jerry asked.

'Last week, on Thursday, I went to Pallet Town to visit Ash, but when I rang the doorbell, nobody was home. Then, when I took a walk through Pallet Town, I saw Misty and her friend Tracey skinny dipping in a lake near Ash's and Misty's house. After watching them swim for a while, Misty was sucking Tracey's cock.'

'And, does Tracey have a big willy?' Jerry joked.

'It's quite big, but I imagine that Ash's cock is probably bigger,' Serena laughed. 'I can't wait to suck on Ash's disco stick.'

'Well, let's see what Ash has to say about that. He's been watching backstage, so he knows what's going on. Here is Ash!' Jerry said, after which the raven-haired man from Pallet Town entered the studio.

'Ash, your girlfriend is cheating on you!' Serena cried.

'Serena! What the fuck?' Ash yelled.

'Yeah, what the fuck! What the fuck was Misty doing last week?' Serena said. 'I'm so sorry for you, Ash!'

'Fuck you, Serena!' Ash snapped. 'Misty was home with me all day long on Thursday. Tracey and his wife Daisy visited us. Misty and Tracey definitely didn't skinny dip and definitely didn't have oral sex!'

'But they did! I saw it!' Serena insisted.

'You are lying!' Ash snapped. 'In fact, when Misty and I got back from the grocery store, we saw Daisy sucking Tracey's dick.'

'But Ash, I would never lie to you!' Serena lied.

You are trying to get me to dump Misty, so you can make a move. Well, even if I was single, I would never date you!' Ash yelled.

Serena burst out in tears. 'Can I at least suck on your disco stick?' she begged.

'No!' Ash screamed. 'Misty is the only one who gets to do that!'

Jerry decided to intervene. 'So Serena, you lied? You never saw Misty giving Tracey a blowjob?'

'Yes, I lied,' Serena admitted. 'I just love Ash so much... I wanna be with him! This was an attempt to get him to dump that red-haired skank!'

'Do you really believe that lying is the best way to end up with the guy you love?' Jerry asked.

'I'll do anything to be with him. Anything!' Serena said.

'But Ash just said that he isn't into you. Why do you keep trying to get with him if he isn't into you? Why don't you look for a man who actually has feelings for you?' Jerry asked.

'Because I love him!' Serena screamed. Then, she ran towards her friend. 'Ash, please give me a chance! I promise that I'll be better in bed than Misty!'

'Serena, I am your friend. That's it. And if you keep acting like this, I don't even want to be your friend anymore.'

Tears started to flow from Serena's eyes. 'But Ash, I love you!'

'That may be, but I don't love you!' Ash yelled at his friend. 'I don't love you and I never will!'

'I don't care if you love me or not!' the woman from Kalos screamed. 'You are coming home with me, whether you like it or not! You are going to take my virginity today, whether you like it or not!'

'Yeah, in your dreams!' Ash snarked.

While the blonde-haired woman from Kalos burst out in tears, Jerry walked up to Ash. 'Does it surprise you that Serena would lie to you and come up with a fake story about Misty cheating on you?'

'No, not really. She tried stuff like this at least ten times,' Ash said. 'She is obsessed with me. She is a crazy stalker.'

'Well, let's see how Misty feels about this crazy stalker. Here is Ash's girlfriend Misty!' Jerry said.

A red-haired woman entered the studio, ran towards Serena and punched her in the face. Then, she kicked Serena in her private area. 'Fuck you, bitch! I would NEVER cheat on Ash! And Tracey would NEVER cheat on Daisy! He and I don't even like each other that way!'

'JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!' the audience screamed.

Serena tried to fight back, but Misty was stronger. The woman from Kanto managed to land several punches before Jerry's Chikorita intervened and used Vine Whip to pull Misty away from Serena.

'CHIKO! CHIKO! CHIKO!' the audience chanted.

Jerry walked up to Misty. 'I can tell that you really hate Serena,' he said.

'Yes, I do,' Misty answered. 'If murder was legal, that little bitch would be dead by now. Anyways, she will never get to suck Ash's disco stick. I am the only one who gets to do that. In fact, I'm going to suck his disco stick right here, right now!'

After Ash happily dropped his pants, Misty moved her mouth towards Ash's willy and put it in her mouth. While Jerry looked away to give the couple some privacy, Chikorita used his Vine Whip to ensure that Serena could not walk away. She was forced to watch.

'Oh! Oh! Ah! Ah! Misty!' Ash moaned, much to Serena's sadness. The blonde-haired woman burst out in tears.

'JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!' the audience chanted. Many members of the audience loved the free live action porn they got to see. After watching the couple have some fun for a while, Ash came in his girlfriend's mouth.

'Did you two have fun?' Jerry asked.

'Yes!' Ash answered. 'Misty loves swallowing my cum!'

'I may be a vegan, but I love Ash's sausage. And I love his Moo Moo Milk,' Misty giggled. There were still some little droplets of Ash's semen on her lips.

'JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!' the audience chanted.

'Misty, you are such a slut!' Serena snapped. 'Only a total slut would suck a man's cock live on television!'

'Sure, Serena. You would never do that. If you had the chance to suck Ash's cock live on this show, you would never do it,' Jerry snarked.

'JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!' the audience chanted.

'Slut shaming is sexist!' Misty snapped at Serena. 'And Jerry is right. If Ash was into you, which he is not, you totally would've sucked his dick on television if you had the chance.'

Then, another fight broke out. Serena tried to pull Misty's hair, but failed to do so, since Misty smacked her on the head. The Kalosian tried to punch the Kantonian, but Misty managed to dodge Serena's punch. Jerry just barely managed to get out of the way of Serena's swinging fist.

'JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!' the audience chanted.

'He's mine, you little cocksucker!' Serena screamed, despite knowing that Ash was not hers.

'Yeah, I'm a cocksucker,' Misty bragged. 'I love sucking Ash's dick. And I'm happy that I'm the one who gets to give him blowjobs, and not you.'

The woman from Kalos tried to smack the red-haired lady from Cerulean City in the face. However, Misty managed to avoid Serena's punch. When the redhead pushed the blonde woman down on the ground, Chikorita decided to intervene with his Vine Whip.

Jerry petted his trusty Pokemon on the head. 'Chiko!' Chikorita squealed.

'CHIKO! CHIKO! CHIKO!' the audience screamed.

'So what's gonna happen here?' Jerry asked. 'Ash and Misty, I assume that you two are staying together and that Serena is out of the picture?'

'That's right,' Misty said.

'I don't even want to be Serena's friend anymore. I'm done with her,' Ash decided. 'If she cannot accept my relationship with Misty, she cannot be my friend.'

Serena burst out in tears. 'But Ash, I love you!'

'That may be, but I don't love you. Go fuck yourself!' Ash snapped.

Then, Jerry addressed the audience for his final thoughts. 'It's difficult to accept when you have unrequited feelings for someone. But if someone isn't interested in you, you have to accept that and move on. Pressuring someone to date you isn't going to make them want you. And if someone doesn't love you, why would you want to be with them? If Ash would have relented and would have dated Serena out of pity or just to make Serena stop harassing him, she would have had a partner who wouldn't truly love her. That would not be healthy for Ash and it would not be healthy for Serena. Hopefully, Serena will move on and find someone who actually wants to be with her. I wish her the best of luck with that. Until next time, take care of yourself and each other.'