'Oh wow, Brock is such a fucking creep,' Misty said. 'I am so happy that you are not like that, Ash!'

'Well, around you, I am just as horny as Brock is around most women,' Ash teased.

'Yeah, but you respect me. Brock objectifies women,' Misty said.

'I know someone who objectifies men,' Ash giggled, while putting a VHS tape in the VHS player.

2009 - 'You took my crush's virginity!'

'JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!' the audience chanted, while the talk show host entered the stage in the television studio.

'Hello, welcome to the show. Today, we have a guest who is jealous of his rival,' Jerry said. 'Please welcome Harley to our show!'

'Hi Jerry,' Harley said.

'Hello Harley. Why are you here?'

'Well, I am here because I AM IN LOVE with Drew.' Harley held back tears and anger with his clenched fists. 'Drew is so lovely. He's the love of my life. The cherry in my apple pie.'

'Does Drew feel the same way about you?' Jerry asked.

Yeah but no but yeah, we could have been married and could have had beautiful babies if it wasn't for that evil witch named May. She's so scheming.'

'Married? But gay marriage isn't legal in Hoenn. Homophobic politicians are in power here,' Jerry sighed. 'If you want to marry another man, you have to go to Kanto or Johto.'

'Not for long, I will be president of Hoenn someday.' Harley was fretted with a round of applause.

'Yeah, I'm sure you will.' Of course Jerry did not believe the purple-haired Pokemon Coordinator. He wished that someone would do something about the homophobic laws regarding marriage, but since most people in Hoenn vote for conservative politicians, change was not realistic.

'JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!' the audience chanted.

'Anyways, if Drew is dating May, I assume that he loves her. If he loved you, don't you think that he would be dating you?' Jerry asked.

'Drew loves me. I know, because I can tell in his eyes.'

'How are you so sure about that? How do you know that Drew loves you?' Jerry wondered.

'I am a sexy motherfucker. Oh, and we had a date, but May gave me diarrhea, so I had to cancel the date!' Harley answered. Then, he got up, turned around and shook his butt.

'JERRY ! JERRY! JERRY!' the audience screamed.

'Harley, is Drew even into men?' Jerry asked. 'I mean, if he's straight, there's nothing for you to pursue here.'

'I have a queer eye for the straight guy. Everyone is gay until proven straight.'

'But hasn't Drew proven to be straight by dating May and rejecting you?'

'He never rejected me. He got me pregnant!'

'JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!' the audience chanted.

Jerry was flabbergasted by what he just heard. 'He got you pregnant? But you're a bloke!'

'Yeah I know. I am pregnant in my head.'

'Pregnant in your head? So how are you going to deliver the baby? Through your mouth?' Jerry laughed.

'JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!' the audience chanted.

Then, Jerry introduced the next guest. 'Let's see what Drew has to say about all this. Here is Drew!'

Drew ran up to Harley and kicked him in the balls. 'Why the fuck are you saying that we agreed to go on a date? You are lying! I said no when you asked me out last month! I would never go on a date with you!'

'You're in denial, baby,' Harley teased. Then, he broke into song. 'Oh my love, my darling, I've hungered for touch a long lonely time.'

While the audience laughed at Harley's atrocious singing, Harley quoted the movies Brüno and Full Metal Jacket. 'You have amazing blowjob lips. Me rove you rong time.'

'Are you drunk?' Drew asked.

'Harley, you got that line about amazing blowjob lips from the movie Brüno,' Jerry pointed out. 'I saw it in the cinema yesterday. Amazing movie.'

Drew walked up to Harley and started screaming in his ear. 'Harley, I don't care where you got those hilarious lines from! I'm not into you! I'm straight! I love May! I will NEVER date you!'

'Oh Jerry,' Harley said, moping as he got up to do a boogie woogie around Drew's chair. 'It's so hard being the only gay in Hoenn.'

'What about James from Team Rocket?' Drew asked, shrugging his shoulders.

'No, he is not a gay. I am a gay. James is just bicurious,' Harley answered. 'And besides, James is not from Hoenn.'

'Well, I am sure he is a nice guy,' Jerry said. 'Anyways, James was on the show a few years before. He is bisexual, not gay. He is in a relationship with his girlfriend Jessie.'

'I'm sorry Harley. But my arse is exit only,' Drew said.

'JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!' the audience chanted.

Then, Jerry decided to bring Drew's girlfriend out. 'Let's see what May has to say about all this. Here is May!'

A brown-haired girl wearing a red bandana entered the television studio, put her hands in Drew's trousers, played with his hard cock and left her partner with a huge bulge poking through said pants. Then, she gave Harley a smug look.

Harley responded to this by singing his own version about Brentalfloss' song about Super Mario's friend Toad. 'Have you met Drew, he's Princess May's PA. Just between us, he is most definitely gay. You may not agree but listen close and you will see he's very likely to be a big gay. On the other hand he may just be metro. Plenty of guys are going that way today. Only reason he spends a day inside May and if he's gay we like him anyway. That's my friend Drew. Yeah, he's definitely gay!'

'JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!' the audience chanted.

'I understand. Drew is charming,' May said, rubbing her stomach. 'Can we make it quick? Drew and I have got an important double date in an hour.'

'That sounds lovely,' Jerry said. 'With what other couple?'

'We've got a double date with Miss Piggy and Kermit!'

'Have fun,' Jerry said.

'You mean Drew and I are going?' Harley asked.

'Harley, Drew is in a relationship with May. He is not attracted to you. So why do you keep pursuing him? Don't you think it would be better to look for a guy who is actually gay and actually into you?' Jerry asked.

Harley refused to answer and started rambling. 'EVER SINCE I WAS LITTLE, MAY HAS STOLE STUFF OFF ME! SHE ATE MY LUNCH WHEN I WAS FIVE YEARS OLD. SHE PLAGIARIZED MY STYLE. NOW SHE STOLE MY MAN. BUT WORST OF ALL, SHE STOLE MY WEED.'

'She didn't steal your man. Drew was never in a relationship with you. He just happens to like May and not you,' Jerry countered. 'Anyways, you may love Drew, but Drew clearly doesn't feel the same way about you. So why do you keep pursuing him? Why don't you look for someone who actually likes you back?' Jerry asked.

'Cause I don't want no basic bitches,' Harley answered.

'So everyone aside from Drew is a basic bitch?' Jerry asked. 'So I am a basic bitch? That's nice to hear.'

'You're a badass bitch,' Harley giggled.

'Thank you! So are you,' Jerry laughed.

'JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!' the audience screamed.

'Well, anyways, I heard that you used to have a Bellossom named Bellawesome, but you traded him away for a Sugababes record, Sweet Seven. You gave the Bellossom to Wallace, the Champion of Hoenn. Here is Wallace!' Jerry said.

A blue-haired man wearing a flamboyant white costume entered the stage and walked up to the purple-haired man. 'Harley, Sweet Seven fucking sucks. I still don't understand why you wanted to have that album so badly. Anyways, even though your taste in music is atrocious, you are still sexy. Are you up for it? I'm ready to pound your tight little arse. I brought a condom with me!'

Harley was surprised. 'I didn't know that you were gay!'

'I'm not gay. But I am bisexual. Do you wanna get it on?' Wallace asked.

'Hell yeah!' Harley shouted. He immediately took his clothes off, so Wallace could penetrate him in the television studio, on camera.

'I hate Sweet Seven!' Drew taunted. 'I am the biggest Sugababes fan ever. I refuse to view Sweet Seven as a proper Sugababes album. Their best album is One Touch.'

However, Harley was no longer listening to the man who he tried to hit on. After all, he felt Wallace's massive cock penetrating his tight arsehole. 'Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Wallace! Aaaaaaaahhh!'

'JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!' the audience chanted.

Then, Jerry addressed the audience for his final thoughts. 'I can say a lot of things about what we saw today. About how Harley refused to take no for an answer. But hey, the moral of the story is that when you are a way too persistent gay guy who just got rejected by a straight man, a bisexual man will enter the television studio and fuck your ass from behind. Until next time, take care of yourself and each other.'