Author Note
Episode name: Just who is who?
Production code: Season 2 Episode 3.
Starring:
Harry Potter as himself
Hermione Granger-Potter as the brains.
Chubs as the fun partner
Co-starring
Rhonda as the loyal wife
Mia as the happy co-wife
Special Guest star
Ronald Weasley
Seer Luna
Brought to you by the Glitterfang Series. A story of how love can be a real pain in the neck.
The three came out of the wormhole in the backyard of the Potter residence in Hogsmeade. The residents poured out of the house when the local Hermione called out to them. The blonde Luna was almost crying to see her. Hermione and Harry nodded at Jane who had been tasked with telling
"Wow Mom we thought you were dead. You totally exploded." Their oldest son exclaimed.
"I know. I'm sorry. I don't think we'll use that method again." Hermionitaur said.
Luna shook her head, "It did seem rather dangerous."
"Wow so what tricks can you do?" Penelope asked Hermione, "She can turn into a cat." The young centauress asked pointing at Jane.
"Well I'm not really. I don't really do tricks like that." Hermione said with a smile, "I'm sort of a researcher."
Penelope nodded, "Oh. So is that why you are interested in Mum?"
Mionetaur looked at Hermione with a suspicious expression as Hermione said, "No not like that. I want to get to know and understand your mother as a person. That's the kind of research I do. I research cultures, magic and technology."
Mionetaur smiled as she said, "Okay Penny let's introduce our guests to the rest of the family." The girl nodded and reluctantly stopped talking, "As you can see Penny here has an inquisitive mind and little restraint in using it."
"No problem we have several kids of our own." Harry said. "Maybe when she gets old enough she can join the research program we're developing at the Institute."
"Could I mum? That sounds so amazing!" Penny asked excitedly.
"I don't know. We'd have to see how well you do in school and getting yourself calmed down." Mionetaur patiently said.
"Right. We don't take children into the program right now." Hermione explained.
"Well speaking of children, "This is Reuben Sirius our oldest" Mionetaur said patting a tall two legged brown haired boy on the head, "He starts Hogwarts next year."
"You've already met Penelope. She is eight so she has a bit more to go before she gets to go and the young foal over there is Daniel James." She pointed to a five year old who was standing on his four legs by his father.
Mionetaur looked at the athletic redheaded Ginny who was holding a two legged two year old wearing light rose colored clothing. "And that little princess is our youngest Lillian Moon."
Harry and Hermione both smiled at the children. " A fine group." Harry said. "The taurism breeds true?" Hermione asked before she could stop herself.
"Uh no. It depends on which form I'm in when Harry gets me. Pregnant." She sheepishly admitted.
Harry looked at his local counterpart in shock then back at her, "You mean you guys. Like this. With." He made a couple of limp half-hearted hand gestures indicating the height and size differences made Harry confused.
Local Harry laughed, "Isn't magic wonderful at solving problems?" he leaned against his wife's flank. Ginny and Neville chuckled a bit too, only Luna rolled her eyes but gave her little smile.
Harry chuckled and said, "Okay sure. Its all good."
Hermione introduced Luna and her three children with Ron, Celeste, Prospero and Meridian. Ginny and Neville had not had any children yet but since she had just retired from her Quidditch career for a job in the Ministry sports regulation agency they planned on starting a family of their own soon. Although they had enjoyed being godparents to Harry and Hermione's children.
The two groups enjoyed the evening and the dinner. Talking about what sort of differences and things in common there were. Unofficial trade agreements and promises to continue to visit were given.
As they were leaving Mionetaur stopped Harry, "I want to thank you for what you did on that world. I would have been in some serious trouble."
Harry shrugged, "No problem. We're kinda getting used this happening."
"I would like to give you a hug if you don't mind." she said.
Harry looked up at her. She was not a very large horse but the combination of her torso and the long equine legs put his head just below the level of her breasts. He looked awkwardly at her for a moment before a step stool floated over between the two of them. "Thanks." Harry nodded to the local Harry who was looking at him in amusement.
Stepping up so he was face to face with her she laughed, "Harry and I have worked a lot of things out."
"I'm sure you have." He got hugged which showed that Hermione hugs no matter the universe were powerful.
Smiling they parted back to their own world.
===xxx
Arriving back at Potterplace they found Dobby looking at them in confusion.
"What is it Dobby?" Harry asked.
"Mister Harry Potter is already home and in bed with Matriarch Rhonda." Dobby replied.
"I'm already here? Are you sure its me?" Harry asked quickly.
"Yes Mister Harry Potter sir. Although all of the Harry Potters Dobby has met are Harry Potters so Dobby is not certain now." Dobby's lip started quivering before Hermione stopped him hurting himself. They had mostly broken him of that but he still occasionally slammed his head against the nearest object when overwhelmed.
"Dobby its okay. We understand. We'll take care of this." Hermione said to the nervous elf.
"Dobby is very sorry mistress Hermione. The other Harry Potter recognized Dobby and acted like Harry Potter was home and where Harry Potter was supposed to be." he wailed.
"Dobby. Its probably just Rogue Harry having a booty call with Rhonda. Don't worry about it."
"Master Harry Potter is sure?" Dobby asked uncertainly.
"I am. Now good night Dobby. We'll go deal with him."
"Yes Master Harry Potter sir."
===xxx
Standing outside the master bedroom Harry took a deep breath, "If it's not Rogue then what do we do?"
Hermione looked at Jane who was in her cat-girl form. "I don't hear sex. So they must be done. If so he doesn't have as much stamina as you."
"Great. Thanks." Harry said then opened the door. Flipping on the light he saw Rhonda curled up against what looked like himself. The Harry in the bed flipped his glasses on and grabbed a wand from the nightstand. They were the only two in the bed.
"Who are you?" Both Harrys shouted at each other simultaneously.
Rhonda looked from one to the other with a frown. "Harry?"
Both of them turned to her, "Yes dear?"
They turned back to each other, "Stop that!" They said in stereo.
Hermione stepped forward and said "Okay both of you stop it."
The one in his boxer's looked at her in confused shock, "What are you doing here?"
"What do you mean what am I doing here I live here?" she replied.
"Since when?" he demanded.
"Since I married Harry." She stated matter of factly.
"You never married me. You said marriage was a stupid outdated misogynistic construct and wanted nothing to do with it." he angrily declared.
Jane laughed, "Well this Harry certainly has a wonderful personality."
The boxer wearing Harry glared at her then shook his head like he couldn't believe his eyes, "What are you supposed to be?"
Shifting to her human Hermione form Jane said, "I am a Hermione Granger that goes by the name Jane. I'm a rescue from another world."
"Another world? You keep talking like that and I'll think you're smoking the same stuff that weirdo Luna does." Boxer Harry said with a derisive snort.
Harry raised his wand growling, "Hey Luna is cool. Don't dis Luna." He commanded.
"I'll say or do whatever I want. Now look I'm going to call for my elf and have you nut-jobs tossed out. I don't know what game you're playing but I am tired. I am not feeling well and I just want to get to sleep."
"Why don't you feel well?" Hermione asked quickly.
"What does it matter to you?" he asked unhappily.
"Because it may help explain what's going on." she explained.
"Fine. I was at the office working late. Granger called me down to her office because she and Luna thought they had made a breakthrough with that crazy gizmo they had found. She was showing it to me when there was a bright flash of light and I felt dizzy for a moment. The next thing I knew I was standing in an empty field not far from here. I recognized where I was so I started walking back to the estate.."
Hermione called out, "Dobby, bring me a scanner from my office."
Boxer Harry frowned, "Since when can you order Potter elves around?"
Dobby reappeared with one of the sleek gray devices. She flipped it open to begin scanning boxer Harry. "Thank you Dobby."
"You are Welcome Mistress Hermione." He said before vanishing quickly.
"I've been able to do that since I married Harry."
"You married Harry?" Boxer Harry repeated. Watching her move the box over him with a frown. "I thought she was married to him?"
"Hermione what's going on?" Rhonda asked. She had gotten out of bed and was standing across the room in her nightshirt and bathrobe.
"He's from a parallel dimension. They must have found their version of the Atlantean device and just now managed to activate at least some of its functions." Hermione said looking at the screen.
"You mean that strange golden disk actually did something besides drain my money on some wild goose chase?" Boxer Harry asked. Distracted enough to forget they had not answered his question.
"Yes. It was part of their dimensional transit system. We think." She said snapping the scanner shut.
"So this guy is another me from another universe. Great." Harry said with a sigh as he crossed his arms.
"Hey I'm the original you're the copy." Boxer Harry growled.
"Its actually a matter of the point of view from a certain frame of reference."
Both Harrys looked at her with a tired and annoyed expression. They turned to each other, "Does yours talk like that all the time?"
"Yeah she does." Jane replied. Hermione just cleared her throat. "We should probably get him back to his homeworld before they become concerned."
"You have his quantum signature?" Harry asked?
"Yes. C'mon Mr Potter get your pants on we're going to take you home." Hermione said to boxer Harry.
===xxx
Harry, the Other Harry, and Hermione stepped out of the wormhole, Hermione had insisted on the hill overlooking Hogsmeade as the insertion point. She said she wanted this as it would be less disruptive or alarming than opening the wormhole in the middle of their lab. The other Harry had shrugged and agreed without too much argument.
He had dressed and said goodnight to Rhonda. On the way to the Granger Institute he had explained that he was married to a Rhonda as well. She had been his first friend in the wizarding world.
Hermione had been his second and there had been some interesting sexual friction when they got older as both of them had fallen in love with Rhonda, at least until Luna came along and Hermione found the petite blonde to be her soulmate. Not in a literal soul-bond but in the figurative sense.
"The lab is in a building I had built in Godric's Hollow to contain it. The two of research quite a lot of other things which I invest in and develop for manufacturing." he explained as Hermione made some base line readings.
Harry stood looking over the valley. The castle stood solid and beautiful. Illuminated by lights from ground level pointing upwards along the walls. The reflection of the castle rippling and shifting in the waters of the lake. The village of Hogsmeade itself was a small web of lights laid out in a line. Dull glows of individual houses contrasting with the brighter front lights of the Three Broomsticks and The Hogshead.
"I love this view. I proposed to Rhonda up here." O'Harry said beside Harry.
"Good choice. I never got the chance to propose to mine. I rescued her from a bad situation and magic kinda declared she was my wife." Harry replied.
"Bummer the way magic works sometimes." O'Harry said.
"Still its an amazing wonderful thing." Harry said with a smile.
"I suppose. You never regret the way things happened?"
"A little, but then we had it pretty easy it seems like. Some worlds had it much worse." Harry sighed.
"So this dimensional travel thing. Is it worth it?"
"It can be. We've made some really nice friends. Started trading with some worlds for interesting things." Harry turned to smile at his counterpart.
"Like what?"
"Well who starred in Star Trek here?" Harry asked.
"Uh Star Trek. Which one?" O'Harry thought for a moment.
"The very first one from back in the 1960s." Harry grinned.
"I'm not sure. I'm not a fan, but I think the lead actor was some guy named Adam West. Hermione is the trekgurl so ask her." He said with a shrug.
"We will when we get there." Hermione said. "All my scans are done from here. I guess we can apparate to your lab. So lead the way."
O'Harry shrugged but snapped out followed by the other two.
===xxx
The three of them appeared outside of a large low building that was well lit and had a sign in front of it that said The Granger Institute.
"Nice. Not bad." Harry said, Hermione shrugged, "Mines bigger."
Entering the building they reached a laboratory that had several loud voices coming from it.
"I told you that stupid thing was going to get someone killed!" Rhonda was shouting at them.
"He's not dead. I think." Hermione's voice sounded from the room.
"No I'm not!" O'Harry declared striding into the room with a grin.
A tall chubby girl who looked a great deal like Rhonda turned and with a squeal glomped him.
The local Hermione had her shoulder length hair tied back in a ponytail, wearing gold rimmed glasses with a long lab coat over a tight sweater Harry observed. She was looking at him and his Hermione with a surprised expression. Glancing over at the local Luna she did not seemed to be as surprised but with the local Lavender Brown seemed to be treating some minor cuts and burns with dittany and some other cream she was also slightly distracted.
"Hello. I'm Harry Potter and this is my wife Hermione. We kinda found your friend Harry in our world so we brought him home." He explained with a smile.
"Oh my god! It really worked. It sent him through the dimensional barrier!" The brunette exclaimed gleefully. "And you guys came back too?"
"Well we have our own device." Hermione said.
"Oh well that's good because ours seems to have self destructed." Luna said glumly.
Rhonda had finished examining her Harry, at least as much as she could without disrobing him and stood sheepishly grinning at the Alpha variant. "Hello. I'm sorry. I'm Rhonda Potter. Harry's wife."
"Nice. I see why you couldn't tell." Harry said to O'Harry.
"Yeah. They even kiss the same."
Rhonda looked between the two Harrys. "Excuse me? I don't think I look very much like his wife."
"No you look like my other wife. I'm married to a Rhonda Weasley as well." Harry explained with a grin.
Rhonda's face fell flat while she raised her eyebrow, "And how did you manage that one?"
"Our society is okay with polyamory. As long as everyone is consenting and taken care of." Harry said with a shrug. Hermione nodded in agreement.
"Oh." Turning to her husband she waggled her finger, "Don't you be getting any funny ideas mister."
"Don't worry you're more than enough woman for me." He said kissing the tip of her nose.
"I better be mister." She teased back but with a smile.
"Okay. You have got to tell me all about how you did this." O'Hermione said grabbing Hermione and dragging her towards a workbench with a broken, shattered and partially melted version of the Atlantean device.
"Uh. No problem but I'd have to go get our Luna and she is on another world and its the middle of the night. How about I come back tomorrow afternoon. It seems like our time differential is a 0 offset." Hermione said to Hermione local.
"Okay say about 1400?"
"Sure. Harry has a mission scheduled for tomorrow so he won't be joining me. But I'll get Luna and we can discus the device and how we adapted it."
"Great. We'll see you then."
===xxx
Back home the next morning Harry kissed Hermione and Luna before they stepped through to meet with the surprise visitor from last night.
Chubs was standing patiently waiting, "Okay so now what oh glorious leader?"
"We go on our mission." He said with a shrug.
"Okay sounds like fun." She grinned as they stepped through the wormhole.
Reaching the other side they landed on the hill outside Hogsmeade as usual. The scans had indicated the world was within the usual normal regions of time, temperature and air. No major differences in topography or architecture. The locals even dressed like they did back home.
The usual suspects appeared on the scan which reassured Harry that their war had not been too bad, assuming they had even had one.
The weather was a brilliant clear day with hardly any clouds. The trees had all changed colors and some were already bare. The air was still warm but with a slight crispness hinting at the winter to come.
Looking around Chubs took a deep breath straining the zipper of her jumpsuit. "Damn this is a nice fall day. You don't get a lot of these in Scotland."
"I know. But we have work to do. This is not a holiday trip." He reminded her with a chuckle.
"Oh I dunno. It could be." She said with a lusty grin.
Harry chuckled, "Maybe before we leave. I'd rather not get interrupted by the locals."
"True that could be a bit rough to explain." Chubs said with a sigh, "Okay. Let's go see how we can get caught this time."
"We do not get caught every time!" Harry protested.
"Okay so far the only time we ain't been caught was on that world with Harry inside Ginny." She said leaning against a tree with her arms under her bosom.
"Well. Okay. But that's not my fault." Harry declared crossing his own arms.
"Sure I know. But Jane was telling me about all the times you guys have gone out. You are the only agent out of two different interdimensional groups that keeps getting caught by the locals?"
Harry started to say something then shut his mouth.
"Don't forget I'm a Hermione too. That means I'm smart in my own way too."
Harry nodded, "Sorry. I guess I just didn't think about it."
She shrugged, "It happens. I don't discourage it because it lets me relate to people better, plus they looks at me and see big tits and no brains. Kinda surprises them when I show my brains are bigger than my tits even." She grinned.
"Okay. So I get caught more often. I take it you have a theory about that?"
"Yeah I do. Fate. Look at all the times you've been caught. Like Dobbins there. She would have been stuck, or worse, if we hadn't been there. Like that time you rescued Jane, rescued the other me, when you showed up I had a dead end job. I liked it but my life was just spinning in place. Now I travel , I learn new things, and I have someone that loves me for me right?" She asked with a hard stare at him.
Harry nodded, "Yeah. You've grown on me a bit." He smiled broadly, "Rhonda finds you a bit crass but Hermione is okay with you. Selene finds you funny."
"Okay I don't need to complete rundown. I can figure out who likes me and who don't." She said walking over to him. "The point is. You keep getting put places where you can do something good. So how does Hermione choose which missions you go on and which the other teams go on?"
"Just the schedule she worked out. She has some kind of algorithm she uses to determine which team goes to which world." Harry said with a shrug.
"And there's an infinite amount of possible worlds?" Chubs asked with a frown.
Harry sighed, "She explained it once that the device doesn't have an infinite number of worlds because it somehow sorts out and ignores stuff that is too minor. Like a world where I'm left handed instead of right handed is the only change. Or a world where Ron has more freckles than Ginny instead of the other way around. Its still a really, really big number though."
"Okay. So a world with significant changes, that you go to has a chance of something going on that you need to get involved in. So let's go see what we can stick out nose in this time. Is that better?" She smirked.
Harry rolled his eyes. Shifting his form into that of Gary Seven he said, "Let's go."
Shifting her hair and eye color she fell into pace beside him.
===xxx
They walked into Hogsmeade in the middle of a Hogwart's weekend. Students stood in groups outside of various shops, walked hand in hand along the streets and generally ran amuck the only way students released from the constructed confines of their school days can. Harry smiled as he thought about the good times he had during his Hogsmeade visits.
"Bleedin Hell. Look at that." Chubs said jabbing Harry with her elbow to get his attention.
Harry looked where she was unsubtle pointing to see a fourteen or fifteen year old Hermione Granger. She was sitting on a wall reading a book. She had her hair pulled back in a tight ponytail that reached her mid-back and wore a shade of nail polish that looked like she had chromed them. Harry blinked several times as the scans had not said time was offset or running strange. She was wearing a jumper unbuttoned over a Chudley Cannons T-shirt. That particular shade of orange unmistakable even to a blind person.
"Is that Hermione?" Chubs asked.
"It looks like her." Harry agreed.
They walked down the side of the street she was sitting along and when they got near her Harry said, "Hello. Is that a good book?"
The girl looked up with a surprised expression and then smiled, "Sorry. Yeah it is."
Harry saw that it was one of the Glitterfang book series. The one where the main character had to choose between the vampire and the mortal life she knew. His children were not old enough to be interested in them yet, but somehow Luna had gotten Hermione hooked on them.
"Sorry you look a lot like." Harry started to say when she sighed like she had heard this before.
"She's my mother. I am her biological clone through parthenogenesis. My name is Octavia Potter." She then looked at Harry with a slight smirk.
"Oh. Right. I suppose you would get that a lot." he said. Not sure what parthenogenesis was but he would definitely look it up. "Sorry. I'm a researcher from Canada and was working on a where are they now piece about the Heroes of Hogwarts."
She laughed, "I've never heard mum and dad called that before. There isn't really much to say."
A tall purple haired girl came jogging up. "Hey OCTA there you are!"
"Teddi. How many times have I told you to not to sneak out. How did you do it this time?"
"Hey if I tell you all of my secrets you'll just snitch on me again." She sneered.
"Fine." Turning to Harry and Chubs she said, "Sorry about this. This is Teddi my cousin, very distant cousin."
Teddi turned to Harry and said, "Oh hello. Sorry."
"Teddi Lupin?"
"Yeah that's my dad." the girl said proudly. "He's the Chief Under Secretary to the Minister."
"Ahh. And your mother?"
"She's a superhero that works to fight crime." The girl leaned in to whisper.
Octavia rolled her eyes with a tired sigh, "She is a special investigator for the Ministry."
"Which is a real super-hero kind of stuff. Or maybe a super spy like Dirk Phoenix Auror for Hire." the girl said sticking her tongue out a good foot at Octavia.
"You're a metamorph!" Chubs exclaimed.
Teddi recoiled her tongue before saying, "Uh yeah. Oops. Dad's always telling me not to show off."
"No that is so cool. You can do your shifts really well."
"Thank you." Teddi said smiling.
"Okay. IF you'll excuse us I should probably go take this miscreant over to the candy store so she can get her fix and then get back to the castle." Octavia said tucking the book in an obviously expanded trouser pocket.
"Sure no problem. Have fun Teddi."
"Oh no problem mister. I always do." She said skipping off.
Chubs nodded, "Okay well that's a relief. I was starting to get concerned that time was wonky here or something."
"Yeah. Well let's get the books then get home." Harry said heading for the book store.
They had just walked into it when a person carrying a large stack of books collided with Harry knocking him down. She had tripped and fallen on top of him so that her face wound up in his groin.
Chubs snicked as she helped the dirty blonde haired woman up. Harry grabbed the pair of glasses nearby and discovered they were not his, handing them to the apologizing female he found his.
"I am so sorry. I wasn't paying attention to where I was going and I didn't see it, er you. I mean I"
Harry looked at the woman before realizing this was the local version of Lavender Brown. She had long hair to her waist with simple glasses. A nice slightly plump figure in a brown dress complimented her.
"That's okay. No harm done. Aside from my wife choking from trying not to laugh so hard, uh miss?"
"Lavender. Lavender Brown." She said. "I am so sorry that was really embarrassing."
Chubs had pulled her wand and floated the stack of books back to the counter. "Nice to meet you. And no problem he always has cute girls falling for him."
Lavender blushed deeply before saying, "I'm not that cute."
"Well I'd have to disagree but we should probably change the subject. Are you okay?"
She nodded, "Yes. I'm fine. Oh and thank you for putting the books on the counter. Genette? Could you stock those please?" She asked the brunette behind the counter.
"You're the boss here?" Chubs said in an impressed tone.
"Somewhat. I actually own it. If there's anything I can help you find?"
Harry pulled the list of books Hermione said they should look for and showed her. With her help they had most of them quickly. Walking through the store though they saw a large poster of Ron Weasley in a Chudley Cannons uniform. Harry bought several of them as he knew Ron would be quite happy to receive one of them.
"So you're a fan of Ron?"
Chubs laughed, "One of the biggest."
"Yeah. It was amazing when he led the team to second place in the World Cup. Nobody expected him to be able to do that. Well maybe his wife Luna but then she expects the unexpected on a good day." Lavender said wrinkling her nose.
Harry laughed, "Ah I see. Okay. Well. She sounds interesting."
"She is nice. So are there any other books you're interested in?"
"No not really. Thank you."
===xxx
Harry and Chubs had returned to their base after a little bit more exploration. Discovering that Harry was an investment banker who was filthy rich, while his wife Hermione was a barrister in the DMLE. They had five children total counting Octavia, the other four not old enough for Hogwarts.
Ginny was an auror and Neville taught herbology while Luna was Ron's fan club president and editor of the Quibbler. Draco was apparently a nice guy in this world and married to a muggle.
Harry jumped over to Ron's world after filing his report. Hermione had made arrangements for their new friends to come across to meet the rest of the family and see how they did things at their institute. So Harry would not be able to stay too long.
"Hey man. How goes?" Ron asked when Harry approached his door.
"It goes well. I thought you'd like this." Harry said handing him the rolled up poster. "Hello everyone." He said to the Luna collective along with their pregnant companion Lavender.
"Hello Harry." They responded. Lavender grunted but smiled when she did so.
"Whoa man. I brought the Cannons to the Cup! AWESOME!" He gave Harry a hug before dancing happily over to Lavender who kissed him on the cheek, "You do realize that wasn't actually you."
"Yeah but it was 'A' me. Which means that if 'I' had taken that path I could have done it. So it still counts.
"Oh hey. Luna asked you to come by her house for tea." Ron said hanging the poster in the living room.
"Yeah sure. Is there a problem?" he asked in concern.
"Nah she just wants to chat with you about something she said. I dunno what." he replied with a shrug.
They sat and talked for almost an hour before Harry's comm bracer beeped reminding him he needed to leave soon. Taking his leave he apparated to Luna's home. Her staff was expecting him so he was led straight into her sitting room.
"Hello Harry. It is pleasant to see you again." She said with a smile. A hot cup of tea waiting for him.
"Hello Luna. I take it this is just a social call?"
She nodded, "Yes. The situation is stable and on the proper path now. Thanks to you and your world. I wanted to thank you."
"Well its just what we do." He said with a smile.
"Yes. I know. I have spent my life bringing this world to this point. It is now time for me to retire." she said.
"Retire?" Harry chuckled, "Somehow I don't think you're old enough to draw a pension yet."
Luna chuckled in response, "No. I have managed to acquire enough assets to take care of myself and my children for the rest of our lives."
"Uh children? I thought as a seer you had to be. You had to remain. Pure." He finally said after coughing.
"As a seer yes. However I now longer need to remain a seer. My task is finished. Your intervention in this world has ensured that. I have already examined the threads of my life Harry. I am tired of this gift. My mother died before she could have any other siblings to carry on my bloodline. So it is time I retire and begin a new life." she explained sipping her tea.
"Oh. Well, good luck then." Harry said not sure of what else to say.
"Thank you. You are not asking the question that I know you desire to ask." She said with a smile.
"No. No I'm not. Should I?"
"There is only one way for me to retire from being a seer. As you have said. I must no longer be pure." She looked at him with her solid silver eyes, "You have not asked how I shall no longer be pure."
"I figured you have a boyfriend, or girlfriend, stashed around here somewhere." He smiled slightly nervously.
She chuckled, "No. Not stashed. I was hoping I could prevail upon yourself to provide me with my, golden watch, as it were."
"You want me to help you become impure." He said.
"I want to give you my virginity. I examined all of the potential threads that resulted from this act, the children from a union with you proved to be the most beneficial. Please do not turn me down Harry." she looked at him with her calm sedate smile.
Harry sighed, "So when would you want to retire?"
"I will achieve optimum ovulation in three days. We can couple then?"
"I'll check my schedule but I think I can."
She smiled as she sipped her tea. Harry had a feeling he would be seeing a lot more of her in three days. "I look forward to the party."
He shook his head, wondering how he was going to explain this one.
"I will say good night to you Harry. Your wife is expecting you for dinner and you should wear the blue blazer. You will look very impressive in it."
"Uh thank you." He said standing as she walked him to the door. Pausing as she put her hand on his arm to lean in and give her a kiss on the lips. She shuddered slightly before saying in a strained voice.
"Goodnight Harry. Otherwise my retirement party will begin too early." She said with a chuckle as she turned and retired further into the building.
Cho cleared her throat behind Harry who stood there trying to control his breathing. "Sorry. I just. She has been holding those kisses in for a long time eh?"
"Yes. And if you hurt her I will personally end you." Cho declared.
Harry nodded, "I understand. You have my word I will not hurt her."
"Good. She is a perfect soul." Cho stated fiercely. "I love her and will do anything to protect her."
Harry smiled, "Good. I wouldn't have it any other way."
===xxx
Walking into Potter place Rhonda met him a the door. "Hello honey. How was things today?"
Giving her a hug and kiss he said, "Oh. Just pretty much ordinary. Another day at the office. Now you wanna help me get cleaned up and dressed?" He asked with a grin.
Rhonda made some happy noises as they walked up the stairs, "That sounds fine by me. It'll let me inspect to make sure you're you."
Closing Credits
Guest: A steampunk one. Jolly good idea. Smashing indeed.
OfficerDonNZ: Luna is a perceptive woman no matter the world. I'm not sure how to gather the Harrys but that would be interesting. Especially the kinkier ones.