today is your first day and your first class of the day is *drum roll* defense against dRk magic?! you show uo early since you were sooo tired from the hike yesterday. the next person to walk in is the sweet girl you met yesterday: hermione. her presence is as precious as ever as she plops down next to you.

"morning y/n!" she gleefully smiles. Shes obviously been working hard all morning, as she smells like lavendaer perspiration. soon enough, the other dimwitted hogwartian disciples trickled in. yiu and harmione look around. "where is our teacher? he is late" hermione quizzically ponder. "dunno," you reply, baka

suddenly the door slams open. "good morning yah" a tall, mysterious man storms towards the fromt of the room. "apologies for my failed punctuality my fair students." he looks visibly shaken up by events prior, you know because of the malfoy instinct. "What spell should we learn today?"

Hermione raises her hand. "Professor Snape, could we please learn something that gets rid of creeps and ne'er do wells?" Snape excitedly nodded, he always loved safeguarding the youth.

"students, this spell is to get you out of uncomfortable situations." all the students clamored. "show us showus show us show us show us show us please okease please please" they chanted. Hermione rolled her eyes and smirked, she's so cool haha

"avda kevara!" the cute frog that was hopping around the room earlier turned into ashes. Oohs and Aahs could be heard all around the huge room except for one cry of desperation. "who would like to volunteer first?" the room fell silent. "Okay looks like i have to pick." his wand wandered in front of the front row before landing before you. "you." hermione suddenly grasps across cross from her neck with her left hand, and holds your hand and begins praying for your safety. "Dear God, please bless this person sitting beside me. They are going through the utmost trouble right now and desperately need your help in these trying times. Besmirch the demons around us! Again, please help the person next to me perform this spell. Amen."

ooohHHHHHhhH NOOOOOOO the room boomed as you chanted the two words.

you meant to aim at test frog #2 but instead you exterminated a boy who sat next to a boy who looked similar to the picture of lucius your aunt tunila showed yoy, his name was boyle, the dead boy, not the lucuius picture. You hear cheering and dancing coming from one redhead boy in the corner of the class.

the boy with white hair and steely gray moons (draco) stare you down. "What is your name little (what you identify as)?!" He roared at you. Hermione stuck out her ruby embedded cross in front of him. "Ha! This traps bloody snakes like you before you hurt others! Biatch!"

You've never see anything so cool in your life. Unfortennyl principle dumbledore suddenly appears in the middle of the classroom. "HOLD YOUR HORSES!" He exclaims… "i heard there was an altercation in classroom 203B."

Fuck this! You run for your life, dashing through the class window into the haunted spider forest. It may be a 30 footfall, but you have Malgoy magic, and land softly upon the coarse dirt.

While sprinting deeper into the damp forest, you run into a boy with beautiful messy locks and chartreuse spheres.

POV SHIFT: OMNISCIENT

Y/N: "You are harry potter, the boy with the scar?"

HARRY: "Ah, it appears i'm quite the superstar, I'm just arriving home from the bazaar!"

Y/N: "Why are you here?"

Harry: "Wasn't I clear?"

Y/N: "Home at this early hour? That is so bizarre."

Harry: "Hey, why are you out here so far..?

Y/N: " I just murdered a man, but I wouldn't worry!"

Harry: "Oh then you must be in quite the hurry!"

Y/N: "Yes"

Harry: "Then I wish you the best. "

Y/N: "Well actually… I was wondering if I could bunk in your trunk? I'm in quite the flurry and not a tad bit dirty."

Harry: "Oh no the fat woman in the painting might see you. Let's hope her eyesight is blurry."

-Later that night-

POV SHIFT: Y/N

You walked to the bunk, then brushed your teeth and got ready for bed.

You snuggled with harry, trying to go to sleep

Suddenly An ugly boy named Ron appeared, he was ugly and had tears on his face.

"Waasasaagghhhhhhhh" He moaned, trying to get your attention.

You grunt and mumble some words, then decided to spit on him to teach him a lesson.

"Wasaaghghgh…." He screams , slumping to the floor beside your shared bunk

"What do you want' You bellowed, you just wanted to snuggie with harrie

A cute frog hops by. "Gung! Waaaaagghgg.'

does this boy ever shut up? You throw a pillow at him. This eventually shuts him up and you go back to sleep.

-Next morning-

*Yawn* You awake to something is jabbing your thigh. FUCK IF IT'S GUNG- You look under the sheets to see an awe-inspiring dick of the boy wonder. Hadry slowly stirs awwke. He looks at you with his adorable bedhead. "Good norning Y/N i had the most extraordinary dream EVER! We were strolling alo ng the Thames and later we..." He looks down to see strands of semen sticking to the sheets. He slept nude since Ron borrowed his clothes (he needs to buy new ones).

Oh no, you must have leaked overnight… The malfoy curse has struck once again.

You give him a seductive smirk and suddenly sink lower into the sticky satin sheets "Let's make that dream a reality, shall we?"