Welcome to the second chapter of my fanfic! Now there is actually a lot of plot to set up before we get into the real meat of this story. There are a lot of characters to introduce before we get to the first big arc of the story as well. As well as a few story elements to set up before any real fighting gets underway. Now that all that is said, I do hope you enjoy the chapter.

Warning: Crude language and strong sexual content are present. But what do you expect from Senran Kagura.

Disclaimer: I do not own Senran Kagura in any way shape or form.

Chapter 2: Hikage-Sensei the badass

My heartbeat slowed as I made my way through the campus. I was quite relieved when Ikaruga-Sensei showed up when she did too. Then I heard a voice, "Excuse me, may I please have my hand back now?"

I looked back to see that Crimson Squad girl still behind me with her hand connected with mine, "Yes of course. Sorry for dragging you along like that."

I quickly released her hand as my face starts to heat up. The Crimson Squad girl smiled and shook her head slightly, "It's not a problem. I can't in all good conscience yell at you after you defended me against that Hebijo girl. Katsuragi, was it?"

Her smile seemed infectious as I found myself smiling too. I nodded, "Yeah. I've honestly never seen a girl like her before. How can she enjoy grabbing a girl's chest like that? It's like she enjoys it almost as much as a perverted old man does."

The Crimson Squad girl laughs, "I think she may enjoy it even more than that. But seriously, thank you for defending me from her." She bows to me in gratitude.

I chuckle, "No thanks are needed. By the way, I'm Renka. Renka Mikagura from New World house. It's nice to meet you."

I held out my hand to the Crimson Squad girl and she took it, "Likewise. I'm Yomi Kayano from Crimson Squad house."

After our handshake, I checked the time and realized class was starting soon. So we bade our goodbyes and I soon found myself in my first period class. When Hikage-Sensei saw me enter the class late she marked me down for my tardiness. Then while she continued taking role, a male student got out of his seat and smirked evilly at the teacher, "God damn Hikage. Those are some massive cans you got there."

Hikage-Sensei's eyes snapped to him almost right away as she did not hear the sensei after her name. She stared blankly back at him, "Sit down. We don't need a joker in our class."

The guy however did not sit down and just offered another evil smirk. He then places his hands on the teacher's desk leaning forward, "Just what are your measurements teach?"

Whispers and other voices suddenly erupted around me, I heard one kid mutter to his friend, "That dude is asking for it."

"He can't ask a teacher that, can he?"

"Why is there always one asshole who doesn't respect the kunoichi teachers?"

"It'll be a cold day in hell when a teacher answers that."

"You'll get scolded by Ikaruga-Sensei if you ask her that."

Hikage-Sensei stares back at the guy blankly, "33-22-33. That puts me at about 65E."

Literally everyone's mouths dropped. Even I couldn't help but stare at Hikage-Sensei in shock. A guy behind me shouted, "She even threw in her cup size?!"

The guy who asked glares at Hikage-Sensei, "What the hell? What kind of teacher answers a question like that!?"

All Hikage-Sensei did was adjust her glasses, "One that doesn't care at all. Now sit down."

The guy sat down without any further outbursts. It was then that Hikage-Sensei stood, "Now, let's get this class started. My name is Hikage Shiraishi and I'll be teaching history. The history of shinobi, as well as New World Academy. If any of you have any questions please refrain from asking till the introduction is done."

Hikage-Sensei turns to the blackboard, writing at the same speed as she spoke, "Now, to get things started. I'll start with New World Academy's history. The school was founded over 500 years ago. It was founded by an ancestor of our very own headmistress. At the time there were no houses, only teaching mattered. Then over time as the school grew, so did clashing opinions. Very soon the first vice headmaster got into daily arguments with the first headmaster over what kind of shinobi they should train. The vice headmaster wanted to train evil shinobi only, while the headmaster wanted to train only good shinobi. They never came to a compromise so they divided the school into two, New World Academy, and Hebijo Clandestine girls Academy. The two schools remained separate for a century before they rejoined and the houses were created, named after each respective school. But only 20 years after the schools rejoined, more opinions clashed as a man named Kurokage believed that the school should return to training good shinobi only. His opinions were never heard however. So he created Gessen house. Only shinobi who were pure of heart were allowed to enter, but as Kurokage aged, his rage against evil shinobi eventually died out. So Gessen house became another foothold in New World Academy's history. These houses were then referred to as the holy trinity, because for the next 280 years, there were no major changes to New World Academy."

Then Hikage stops writing on the blackboard and looks back to the class, "That will be all for today. Don't want to overload you all with too much on your first day. Your assignment will be about Kurokage. I want you all to write a paper about what made him lose his rage against the evil shinobi. His full name is Kurokage Sasa. Now I'll take any questions if anyone has any."

I quickly raised my hand and Hikage looks at me, "Yes, Mikagura?"

I put my hand down, "You literally wrote so much just now, how am I supposed to remember all that?"

Hikage just adjusts her glasses, "This is third year shinobi history, Mikagura. By now you should be able to remember all this. You are a third year shinobi student now, aren't ya?"

I just looked away in embarrassment. Then a voice rang out, "Well, what do you expect from someone like her? She doesn't even have her guardian or her ninja arts yet."

I looked back getting very angry, "What did you just say?!"

Hikage-Sensei raises her hand to silence us, "That's enough. We're only here to discuss history. Further talk on this matter will not be tolerated." Hikage-Sensei then adjusts her glasses again, "Are there any other questions?"

This time, a girl raised her hand, "I've heard many rumors about you, Hikage-Sensei. But one rumor never made any sense to me. According to this rumor, you don't have any feelings. Is this true, Hikage-Sensei?"

Hikage-Sensei sighs and rubs her temples with her left hand, "You know, I'm getting rather irritated that everybody keeps asking me this. Yes, I do not have any emotions, okay?"

I quickly raised my hand, "But, being irritated is an emotion, Hikage-Sensei. Doesn't that mean you do have emotions?"

Hikage-Sensei waves her hand dismissively, "I don't have any emotions. End of story. Do not press on this anymore, or I will get mad." She threatens, light reflecting over her glasses.

All of our jaws just dropped as I thought, 'But that's an emotion too!'

Then one last student raised his hand, "Um… Hikage-Sensei. If it's not too much trouble, I'd like to ask a question pertaining something even more personal than your measurements, if I may?"

Then Hikage-Sensei stares blankly, "It depends. If it's something like my address or phone number, then I'm afraid I can't tell you."

The student just rubs the back of his head, "Nothing like that, ma'am. I was just wondering, you really have such lovely green hair Sensei."

I just looked away disgusted, 'And here we go. Way to point that out. Now everyone knows what you are gonna ask, you perverted sicko.' My face heated up as he proceeded to ask his sickening question.

The student just looks away, "W-well, I w-was w-wondering, if the carpet m-matches the d-drapes."

My mind instantly shouted out, 'Sicko!'

Even more whispers erupted even faster than last time, "That's going even further than the measurements thing."

"What kind of pervert would ask that of their teacher?"

"This asshole just wants to picture the teacher naked as he jerks it."

"Well, it takes all kinds I suppose."

"Oh my god, what if Hikage-Sensei answers it just like last time? I'd really lose it if she did."

"I can't believe someone would ask that of a teacher. Talk about disrespect. Ikaruga-Sensei would expel you on the spot if you asked her that."

Hikage-Sensei just adjusts her glasses once more, "Yeah, they are."

Everyone's jaw dropped as I screamed, "Don't you have any shame at all?!"

Hikage-Sensei just stares blankly, "No. We already discussed this. I don't have any feelings, remember?"

I just screamed out, "Bullshit!" As the rest of the class erupted in argument after that. Hikage-Sensei just rubbed her aching temples. Then she made her way over to her desk. Opening a drawer, she takes out something long and black. She then makes her way back over to the front of the class. After rubbing it against her cheek, she took of the top to reveal a blade under it. The whole class quickly silenced, after realizing the teacher had just pulled a knife.

Hikage-Sensei then drags her fingers along the side, "Funny how everyone is quiet all of a sudden."

She then proceeds to lick the side of the blade as one student fell out of his chair, fainted. Then Hikage-Sensei's serpent like eyes stare at us, "I don't tolerate unmanageable classrooms. Are we clear?"

Everyone swallows hard at the same time, "Yes, Hikage-Sensei."

Hikage-Sensei smirks, "Much better." She places the cover back on the blade and went over to put her knife back in her desk. After returning to the front of the classroom, Hikage-Sensei points to the desk, "That knife will always be there. But don't think you can just attack me when I'm away from my desk."

Hikage-Sensei undid her top revealing knives on her person, strapped to her stomach. She smirks, "I'm never unarmed." Then she picked up her sleeves revealing two more blades strapped to her arms. She even lifted her skirt just high enough to reveal two more blades strapped to her thighs. Hikage-Sensei smirks once again, "Never unarmed, got it?"

Our teacher had almost undressed before us, but no one moved a muscle due to the air being filled with murderous intent. Hikage-Sensei put all of her things back on, "I even have two more blades strapped to my calves underneath my stockings. I trust we understand one another, right?"

Everyone quickly nodded and Hikage-Sensei offered a fake smile, "Good. Class dismissed."

Another student raised his hand shakily, "B-But Hikage-Sensei, we still have ten minutes left."

Hikage-Sensei looks at the clock, "Really? Oh we do. Well, talk amongst yourselves. I'm done for today."

Everyone just watched the teacher as she casually sat at her desk and started to sort through the paperwork on her desk. The class soon got back into talking slowly. The topics were less than favorable for Hikage-Sensei. I felt a tap on my shoulder, so I quickly looked behind myself and saw Katsuragi's smiling face. I visibly blanched as Katsuragi offered a very wide grin, "Hey honey. How've you been?"

I just sighed, "You again!? Just what do you want!? Also, don't call me honey!"

Katsuragi just acted hurt, "Aw, come on, don't be like that... I think we just got off on the wrong foot. Let's start over. I'm Katsuragi Kobayashi from Hebijo house. What's your name?"

I just looked away, "None of your business, pervert!"

Katsuragi just awkwardly rubs the back of her head, "Aw, don't be cold. I can't help it if I like what I like. It's just something I really like doing."

I just move a desk away disgusted with the girl who sat behind me. Katsuragi moved over a desk herself, "As I said, let's start over. I am Katsuragi Kobayashi from Hebijo house. Who are you?"

I sighed as I saw Katsuragi stick out her hand for a handshake, 'She's persistent, I'll give her that.'

I just take her hand and smile, "Renka Mikagura from New World house."

Katsuragi smiled back, "My my, your hands are really soft. It's enough to make a girl wonder how soft other things are..."

I quickly withdrew my hand and was instantly on guard. Katsuragi laughed with complete amusement, "Whoa whoa whoa, no need to get so defensive. We're still in class after all. Wouldn't want to get in trouble with the teacher, especially since she pulled a knife earlier."

I shrugged, "I guess? To be honest, I've never had a class with Hikage-Sensei before."

Katsuragi casually sat back, "It sounds like you know her though."

I turned myself around to face the girl, "Yeah, my sister went to school with her over ten years ago. So she was at our house constantly." I just scoffed, "One wonders why a third year like her would hang out with a first year like my sister anyway."

Katsuragi nodded, "I see, I see... You have an older sister huh?"

I just looked at Katsuragi seriously, "No, I don't."

Katsuragi then nods again, "I see, I see. You're like that with her, huh? She doesn't exist as far as you're concerned?"

I just shift in my chair impatiently, "She does exist, I just hate her is all."

Katsuragi nodded once more, "I see, I see."

I soon got mad and yelled "Stop saying that!"

Katsuragi just put her hands defensively, "Hey, hey. Easy, easy. I surrender, all right?"

I just looked away, "Sorry." I sighed, "It's just... whenever I talk about my sister, I just get triggered. Our parents were always like, 'why can't you be more like your sister Renka?'"

Katsuragi just nodded again, "They were those kind of parents, huh? I see I see."

I just sighed again, I'm sighing a lot today, "They were. To make matters worse, she was always so bitchy towards me. 'If I ever lost to you, I'd go obsolete.' God that line of hers still pisses me off." I soon pounded my fist onto my desk which disturbed the whole class.

Hikage-Sensei looked up from her paperwork, "Is there something you'd like to discuss with the rest of the class, Mikagura?"

I just smiled awkwardly, "Nope. Just talking about my sister again."

Hikage-Sensei looked at me confused, "What's wrong with Hanabi?"

I then said "Not Hanabi. My other sister, Hikage-Sensei."

Hikage-Sensei gave me a blank look, "Oh yeah. She's a…. Are you gonna be okay later?"

I just sighed, "Y-Yeah. I'll be okay. I'll get through it."

Hikage-Sensei nodded, "Good. If you need someone to talk to, you can always talk to me after school."

I nervously gulp, "Y-Yeah. Thanks, Hikage-Sensei."

After all that, the entire class resumed talking amongst one another again. Katsuragi then taps my shoulder and whispers,;"So you have another sister, huh? Hanabi, was it?"

I just nodded, "Yeah, she's a second year. She's one year below me."

Then Katsuragi asked, "What does she think of your other sister?"

I shrug, "She doesn't care. It's not like she can think much on it anyway. If she does, she'll explode."

Katsuragi snickers, "You mean like you are now?"

I kept a straight face, "No, she will literally explode."

Katsuragi gasps, "W-What? H-How?"

I just laugh at Katsuragi's expression, "Hanabi's element is fire. We first had discovered it when she was four. She was watching a T.V. show, and when they gave a riddle to the viewers, she thought on it so much, she ended up exploding and almost burning down the entire house."

Katsuragi had a surprised look on her face, "Jeez... That's rough. So I guess from then on, you all tried to keep her from thinking too hard, huh?"

I nod,"We have to. She'll explode if we don't."

Hikage-Sensei stood up, "Alright everyone, class is officially over. You all have ten minutes to get to your next class."

Everyone started to leave as Katsuragi stretched, "That time already, huh? Well, it's been fun talking to you."

I nodded in agreement, "Yeah, it actually was a good talk. You were pretty civil for once."

Katsuragi smirked, "Hey, what do you mean 'for once'? I'd get in trouble for grabbing boobs in class. I can't jeopardize my chance to become a shinobi."

I place my hands on my hips, "Well I'll be damned. You can think of other things besides that creepy hobby. Well, it was fun talking to you, Katsuragi."

I held out my hand, Katsuragi smiled and took it, "Don't use my full name. Most people just call me Kat for short."

I just smile with a roll of my eyes, "Whatever you say, Kat."

Kat smirked, "Well, class is over right now and we did have time to have some fun before the next class."

I looked at Kat seriously, "Don't ruin this, Kat."

We both just laughed and parted ways. My next class was my ninja arts training class. I needed to pass this class as soon as possible. If I wanted to make it as a shinobi, I needed to pass that class, no matter what.

Chapter End

Setting all this up can be a real pain, but the story needs to be set up a bit more before we can get into what it's really about. I hope you all enjoyed the chapter. I was on the fence about putting some things in here but in the end some if it was kind of needed as it will establish a few parts for much later in the story. Anyway that's all for now. I'll see you all next time. Ayame out! XD