Ah, today is such a beautiful day. The sky is blue, the trees are happy. The sun shines proudly….So please, can someone please-
"Explain to me….Why are we making a storm?" Nathan asked with a twitching eyebrow as he saw earthlings and flying anthros everywhere. The flying people were putting dark clouds together in the sky, while those on the ground began to break branches on trees that could cause property damage.
"Sugarcube. We have been over this already; th' weather folks up there missed ah schedule sprinkle, so we are helping them apples." AJ respond to him as she broke another branch of a tree.
"Thank you, AJ! You were such a help by saying the reason to the why" Nathan rolled his eyes with sarcasm. "Now, can you please help this lost lamb in the woods and answer WHY are WE making a storm?"
AJ raised an eyebrow at the weird act her crus-friend was doing, "...Why did you sound like you have never seen a storm before?" She asked.
"Stop dodging the question," Nate said with a frown. "You know that-Rarity! I know we're making a mess in the ground, but could you at least drop the branches down?!" he suddenly screams at the Element of Generosity, who was simply trimming some of the loose branches.
"Hmm, but we're making a mess." She whined as she stares as the farmer lasso the branches and pulls them down.
"Well, the storm's gonna make an even bigger mess if we don't prune all these loose branches so they don't tumble down on anybody," AJ said to her with a stern look, causing Rarity to huffed away up to see more dark clouds.
"I simply cannot believe that the Weather Patrol would miss a simple sprinkle." She said with a sad face.
"Don't even start." Nate commented as he massages his head, "The fact that a storm is coming because of a missed sprinkle questions everyone's sanity here." Just as he said that the weather commenced starting to rain. "Great. Just great."
"Oh no!" Rarity exclaimed as she used her arms to cover her hair, "My wonderfully styled hair shall be ruined!"
"Ya shoulda hurried up and finished the job already," Applejack pointed out, but Rarity was pacing about trying to minimize the amount of water hitting her beautiful hair. But the rain just began to fall faster and in large drops.
"Oh! Ah! Oh! Ph!" Rarity squirmed, "It's coming down too fast! Ah! Oh! Oh! Ah! Help me!" Her act was a show of soap opera for Nathan and AJ as they stared at her with neutral expressions.
In trying to help her, the Element of Honesty search for a place for her to cover her hair. She then saw a nearby picnic table. "Uh, there!" She points at it, "Hunker down to yer heart's content while we finish things." Rarity raced towards the picnic table and was about to duck under it when she found that underneath the table was a huge puddle of mud.
"Oh, no, no, no!" She quickly shook in denied.
"What now?" Applejack asked as she walked over to her.
"What do you mean 'what'? Is obvious that she isn't going down there." Nathan told her as he broke some branches of a tree quickly.
"What?! Why?!"
"I prefer not to get my boots muddy," said Rarity.
"Guh," Applejack groaned aloud, "There is just no pleasin' ya, is there? Everything's got to be just so."
"Well, excuse me for not wanting to muddy myself." Rarity retorted with a scowl as she turned to face the blonde.
"Y'all wouldn't know useful if it came up and bit'cha," Applejack replied irritably. Rarity gave a definitive laugh.
"That doesn't even make any sense," Rarity answered.
"Does so," said Applejack.
"Does not," Rarity retorted.
"Does so."
"Does not."
"Does so."
"Does not."
"Does-Ouch!"
"Ouch!" both girls yelp in pain as they felt their ears been pulled hard.
"All right, children. No fighting." Nathan said as he let go of their ears. "Just because one of you is used to dirt and the other is not, doesn't mean you both can act like 6-year-old kids." He lectures them, leaving both girls aghast.
"Six year- The nerves of you!" Rarity fumed in anger before turning around, "That's it! If we're finished, I should be on my way."
"Same here." AJ agree as she stood next to her, "Ah' better leave before seeing Y'all do something regrettable."
"Oh the contrary, I believe it shall most certainly be you who says something you will regret first," said Rarity, making a tick on the blonde.
"I'm not sayin' anything," Applejack replied in a definitive tone.
"Nor am I," said Rarity in the same tone.
"Y'all just be on yer way, then," Applejack said firmly.
"After you!" Rarity added as they glared at each other and slowly backed away from each other.
KABOOM!
And the rain just started….Hold up, where's Nathan?
(Twilight's Library)
"As so...I was wondering if you could let stay for the night." Said Nate, as he bows before the purple haired woman. He knew that he wouldn't make to his home in time, so he walks to the temporary house of the Element of Magic and you all know the rest.
"Oh, of course, you can." Twilight complied with him. "To be honest, I kind off feel lonely since Spike is in Canterlot doing some important business."
"This business wouldn't be that sometimes he grabs ahold of someone and begins to do some 'weird' stuff on them, which he needs to see a doctor a few times because he's half-dragon, right?" Nathan suddenly asked her, making her raised an eyebrow in confusion.
"What? No. He's just getting a package from my family's house." She clears up.
"Oh... Okay." the maniac said as he looks to the side with an embarrassed look, ('Damn you Dusk Shine Fanfiction!' I shall get my revenge on you!') "By the way, you should look outside." He quickly said, getting her attention to the window.
"Huh? What I'm….Rarity and Applejack?" Twilight said as she went to call for them.
Meanwhile, Nate commenced to checked around the library. He noticed that there were more books than the last time he was here. He was the librarian of it for the past two years, taking care of it until Twilight took over. He did a great job since he got pay really well, from the likes of the Mayor to Filthy Rich. He got quite the cash from it. He then saw a book there, something that got his curiosity.
"Bahamut; Legends from Dimensions of Reality." Without thinking, he took the orange book with some golden parts. He looks at the cover to see the emblem of a dragon surrounded by what it looks like a planet. By the looks of it, the book must be years older than him. ('Huh... Bahamut...The name sounds familiar for some reason…')
"Hah! We are most grateful for your invitation."
"Thank ya kindly for yer' hospitality."
"Uh, do be a polite house guest and go wash up please, won't you?"
He heard the voices of the Fashionista and the Cowgirl entering the house, he looks at the door to see AJ exiting with her muddy boots and a scowling face. He decided to take the book with him before returning to them.
"Some storm, huh," he heard Twilight asked cheerfully to Rarity, "The Pegasus sure have outdone themselves this time. I hope you and Applejack don't have any trouble getting home like Nate."
"Oh, it may indeed be a problem," Rarity said as she looks through the window, but it was then that she finally register her words, "Wait, Nate? He's here?"
"Yo!" He made his presence with a wave.
"You were here?! Why didn't you say anything?!" She asked him with an angry look. If he was here, why he didn't call her here?
"Well, you were walking back home since it wasn't that far here, so I thought you were halfway there, already. I'm sorry for thinking ahead." Nate said as he bows to her apologetic.
Rarity blush at this, he always made this apology to her when he does something wrong to her. Not only that, he does it in a way she feels like some sort of Noble, just the way she likes it. She simply looks away with a 'hmph!' sound.
Twilight stared in confusion, in which she decided said, "Well, you can all stay here if you like, Spike is away in Canterlot." she said when she suddenly gasped in realization. "But since your here, you and Applejack should totally sleepover! We'll have a Slumber Party! I've always wanted one of those!" She said excitedly.
Rarity sweat at her suggestion it wasn't that the idea was bad per se, is the thought of staying with Applejack through the night that made her uncomfortable, "Oh! Uh, Goodness, uh, I do believe I have another engagement scheduled for this evening that completely slipped my mind until just now. Ah silly me, I can't possibly stay here all night - with Applejack." she whispered the last part to herself.
Suddenly, Twilight used her magic to drag a book from the shelves and show it to the front of the white girl. "Slumber Party 101; all you wanted to know about Slumber Parties but you were afraid to ask?" Rarity said aloud.
"My own personal copy," said Twilight with a pushing her chest proudly. "It's a fantastic reference guide. You should see the table of contents. I've been waiting for a chance to use it, and today is the day! This is gonna be so great!" She claps her hands.
"... Twilight Sparkle, you're a weirdo." Nathan said plainly, shocking the Element of Magic.
"What? What so weird about wanting to experience a Slumber Party?" She asked him.
"The fact that you sound proud of having a book that gives you 1-0-1 ways to know about a sleepover makes you one," Nate replied.
"That pot calling the kettle black," Twilight replied back.
"For your information, I have a valid reason for it, you don't," he said before turning around to see AJ through the window having trouble with cleaning her muddy boots. "And for everything that's holy! How hard is it to clean a pair of boots, is not like she's holding the hose with her mouth!"
How crazy can this place become?...And I doom us all with this words. May God, Buddha, Zeus, Satan, Hades, Hitler or anyone have mercy on all of us poor creatures.
It took exactly, yes you heard right, EXACTLY three minutes for Applejack to clean her boots and leaves them at the side to dry themselves. The farmer was feeling quite clean as she looks to the others, only to gasp in shock.
"What in tarnation?!" She saw Twilight and Rarity sitting on some pillows, wearing their PJ, Rarity had a blouse of Twilight. There was some sort of green goop covering their faces. But most shocking of all….Nathan Bandicoot, the Lunatic Fringe of Ponyville was manicuring their nails.
"And there! They should be diamonds mirrors." Nate said, putting away the tools of his work.
"Amazing..." Twilight stares at her clean nails. "I can see my reflection in it."
"I'm impressed, Darling. I never thought that you know about this." Rarity said as she looks at her purple nails shine like her cutie mark.
"Meh, blame my older and younger sister for it. They need some help with their nails." Nate commented with happy thought of them. It was then that he notices the cowgirl of Sweet Apple Acres, "Hey AJ! Done cleaning your boots?"
"...'Kay, what in tarnation?" The blonde asked quite shock if her eyes were to be described. "Ah'll leave the question about Nate cleaning your nails." She points at the orange haired before pointing at the other two girls, "Ya make me wash the mud off my boots, but is okay to mud your faces?"
"Oh, you silly girl!" Rarity retorted snootily, "This is called a mud mask. It's to refresh and rejuvenate your complexion.
"We're giving each other makeovers! Eee-hee!" Twilight squealed with delight, "We have to do it. It says so in this book." Twilight then used her magic to bring the book towards Applejack.
The blonde began to read it, "Slumber 101: Everything You..." Applejack suddenly felt a bit pale and began to act weird, "Oh hey, hey, would'ja look at the time!" She place look at her arm like if she had a wristwatch, "I gotta skedaddle on home quick. I'm powerful late, for, uh, fer somethin'! Uh, g-night!" Applejack made a dash for the door.
"Three. Two. One." Nathan countdown with his fingers.
KABOOM!
AJ zip back in with a forced smile, "Or...maybe I'll sit here for a spell…?" she said.
"Hurry! Slumber Party!" Twilight cheered with joy. Suddenly, Rarity slams some goop into the farmer's face, as well placing some cucumbers slices into her eyes.
"Blahch," Applejack spluttered, "What in the world is this for?" Rarity sighed.
"To reduce the puffiness around one's eyes, of course," Rarity said as a matter of fact.
"Puffiness-schmuffiness!" Applejack huffed as she collected both cucumber slices with her tongue and ate them, "That's good eatin'!" Rarity just glared as Applejack chewed loudly.
"Damn right! Although, I like apples better." Nate said as he munches the leftover cucumbers.
"Hee-hee! Isn't this exciting?" Twilight continued, not even noticing the tension building between the two, "We'll do everything by the book, and that will make my slumber party officially fun!"
"Yeah! You all are going to have the best slumber party ever! Now, I'll excuse myself so you girls can have fun!" Nathan said as he was turning around to walk to the upper room.
"Wait!" He stops when suddenly a hand grabs his arm, he turn his head to see Twilight responsible for this, "You... don't have to feel left out. You can join us as well." She said to him. She notices that she was holding his arm and pulled away with a small blush. "I-If you don't mind that is!"
"... Fluttershy, what are you doing here?" The maniac asked her, confusing her. "Don't worried about it. Also….Are you sure? I mean, I don't wish to intrude."
"Nonsense! The more the merrier as they say!" Twilight insisted.
"...Well, since you ask for it." Nathan said while scratching his cheek awkwardly. Honestly, what can go wrong? Besides the branch that will fall inside the Treehouse that is.
('So this is the part where I said how wrong I was right? Well guess what…. YOU'RE WRONG!') "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! This-This-Hahahahaha!" Nathan screams in uncontrollable laughter at seeing AJ's hair, who was dress in a fully clothed pj, been curl around the things the girls put on their hair.
"Nate! Shut up!" The blond farmer shout at him with pink cheeks.
"Now. Now. Don't need to be mad. You're having a wonderful time, right?" Rarity said with a sweet smile, but it was too sweet, we all know that she was enjoying this.
"...Just Fine." Applejack responds, knowing that she doesn't want to be the one to ruin this.
"Makeover: Check," Twilight said as she scribbled on her check board while her magic removes her pins from her hair. "Next up… Oh! Ghost Stories! Does anyone have a good story?"
"Me!" Applejack volunteered quickly, "I'd like to tell y'all the terrifying tale of the prissy ghost who drove everyone crazy with her unnecessary neatness-"
"Aaaaaaand you lost me. Have fun!" Nathan took a seat and took his 3DS out and began to play One Piece: Unlimited Red World.
"...Never heard of it," Rarity replied quickly, "but I have a much better one. It's the horrifying story of the messy, inconsiderate ghost who irritated everyone within a hundred miles-
"Really? Is that the best insult you girls can do?" Nathan mumbles to himself.
"That's not a real story," said Applejack in an irritated voice. "You made it up."
"It's a ghost story," Rarity replied smugly, "they're all made up."
"Just like your face?" (Insert any Roasted sound)
Rarity quickly looks at Nathan with a shocked and horrified expression, with AJ covering his mouth to not laugh. Before she could say anything, a thunderbolt hit, causing all the light of the library to go out. Except for Nathan's 3DS light, and another light that came from Twilight's flashlight.
"Oh! I have a good one!" Twilight said as she appeared next to them both. Suddenly, creepy music began to sing through them, "This story's called: The Legend Of The Headless Horseman." she spoke in a spooky like voice, "It was a dark and stormy night, just like this one...And three friends were having a Slumber Party, just like this one."
"I'm here you know," Nate said, not looking away from his game console, and he was ignored….RUDE!
(Some Skipping Later)
"And just when the last girl thought she was safe, there, standing right behind her, just inches away was...The Headless Horseman!" Thunderstrike!
"KYAAAAAAA/GAAAAAAAAH!" Both AJ and Rarity scream in terror and hug each other as the shadow of the Headless Horseman stood in front of them.
"Hahaha! Priceless!" Nate had put his game away and was taking a photo with his cellphone on both girls. At that Twilight remove the sheets off her with a chuckle before turning to Nathan.
"Hey, Nate! Do you have any ghost stories to tell?" she asked him.
Nate chuckle at her, "Oh darling. I do, but I don't think you girls will handle it." He said.
"Ooooh, so you're saying that you have stories scarier than Twilight's Headless Horseman story?" Rarity inquired, curious about this.
"Rarity. Twilight's story was nothing but child's play. Mine is the real deal." The maniac proclaims proudly.
"Care to put ya' money where ya' mouth is then?" AJ challenge him.
Nate took a seat, crossed his legs, and took the light from Twilight, "Okay, you girls asked for it… I hope you're ready...For Friday The 13." A very sinister smile appeared on his face in the light, making the girls shivered in fear.
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"And then….Jason busts his hand through the door like a monster, grabbing Sally by her throat instantly, squeezing the air out of her. She struggled to remove the hand, but it was no use." The girls screamed as they backed away from the Maniac as he took a step forward. "The only thing she could do was stare at that mask with those red dots that gives her nothing but despair and terror." he continues to walk and the girls began to move back. "And then, he rose his machete up high over her head, making her stare at her seal fate." Nate suddenly rose his left arm up, making the trio to look at it with terrified eyes, "And with one powerful swing…. HE KILLED FOR MOMMA!"
KABOOOOM!
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Twilight, AJ, and Rarity scream as something long and shiny went at them, they close their eyes to not see it coming….Until they felt light over their eyes.
"OMG! THIS WAS AWESOME! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!" They open their eyes once again to see Nate rolling through the ground in laughter, "You all shout NOOOOOOO! It was the best!"
"Nate! You scared the living daylights out of me!" Twilight said, getting back up with a hand over her fast racing heart. "I thought you were about to kill me!"
"Oh please! As if I would dare hurt people as precious as you guys," Nathan said to them, making them blush a bit. ('Besides, I'll get killed by the Twilight Sparkle fan club by doing that...Aaaaand I'm part of that club. Oh, the irony!')
"Even so! That was too much scary!" Rarity said with heavy breathing.
"I don't think I won't be sleeping well tonight," AJ said as she removes her sweat from her head.
"Come on girls. Is just a story; not real….Like my life." (Turn down for what!)
"Yeah… Let's just cross ghost stories out of the checklist." Twilight said as she marks out. "But Nate, next time-"
"I told you my story was the real deal, so don't you dare." Nate respond before smirking, "Besides, where's the fun in saying what I'm telling?"
"...I guess you have a point there."Twilight said before looking at what they should do next. "Next up...Who wants smores?"
"Then you place one marshmallow on top of the chocolate, make sure it's centered; that's critical, and then carefully put another perfectly squared gram cracker on top. Aaaand done, ta-da!" Rarity concluded.
"Thank you all for coming to take this lesson with Miss Rarity in 'How to make a perfect smored!' Books and recipe will be coming shortly to a bookstore nearby you!" Nathan made a commercial of it.
"Ooooooooooh!" The intelligent Twilight said. That's right, you read that part right, you even saying out loud.
"Now ya just eat 'em!" Applejack has the smores and threw it into her mouth, munching it without manners, "Mmmmm….Burp!"
Nathan Bandicoot thumbs up at her.
"Ugh, you could at least say 'excuse me.'" Rarity said with a disgusted look at what the farmer did.
"Oh, I was about to, but you interrupted me!" AJ said before clearing her throat. "...Pardon."
"My turn!" Nathan grabs his own smored before eating….and then did nothing else. "There! What's next?" he asked, making everyone anime fall.
"...S-Smores: Check." Twilight checked off the activity on her book with a sweat droplet. "Now the next item of fun is...truth or dare!"
"DID SOMEONE SAID TRUTH OR DARE?!" Nate shouts with burning fire through his eyes." "Give me five minutes!" he turns around and began to think of a daring challenge or a true fact.
While he those that, Rarity began the game. "Well, I dare Applejack to do something carefully and neatly for a change," she said, glaring at the blonde.
"Oh yeah? Well, I dare Rarity to lighten' up and stop obsessin' over every. Last. Little. Detail. For a change." AJ respond back to the purple haired beauty.
"I think the truth of the matter is that someone could stand to pay a little more attention to detail."
"And I think the truth is someone ought to quick with their fussin' so that some of us can get things done!"
Twilight stare with a worried look as she stares at both girls glared lightning bolts through their eyes. "G-Girls, I don't think this is how the game's supposed to work," Twilight said, looking through her book. "You have to give an honest answer to any question, or do whatever anybody dares you to do."
"Well… I dare Rarity to step outside…. and let you precious, tidy mane gets ruined again!" AJ dare Rarity, making the fashionista gasp.
"You have to, it's the rule," Twilight said
"Ha!" AJ laughed.
"Fine!" Rarity, reluctantly, went and stepped outside for about ten seconds as AJ stifled a laugh as she listened to Rarity's cried. Ten minutes later, she enters back, all wet and shivering. It was then that Nathan appears and wrap her in a towel. In which she thanks him for it, while the amazon laugh.
The Element of Generosity wasn't going to be generous with her, "Well, I dare Applejack to dress up in a fru fru, fritally, lacy outfit!" she dares, making AJ eyes widened in shock before grumbling and going off camera view. Moments later, AJ donned the most ridiculous outfit ever made before…. Just where the fuck does the power of cartoon comes from?!
"Happy?" AJ asked irritated.
"Very." Rarity replied.
"Um, do we ever get a turn?" Twilight asked for the both of them with an uncomfortable smile, however, she was ignored…..
"RUDE!" Nathan shouts, and was ignored…. Huh, never though RUDE would be a gag.
"I dare ya to enter the next Rodeo when it comes to town!"
"I dare you not to enter the Rodeo when it comes to town!"
"I dare ya to not comb your mane a hundred times before bed!"
"And I dare you to comb your's just once!"
"And I dare you both to kiss each other!"
"Fine!" AJ and Rarity shout….and then they both widened their eyes. "WHAT?!" they turn to the culprit, who was none other than Nate….and he was smiling like a maniac.
"Is the rules~" Nate sang out as he holds his cellphone ready. Both girls began to tremble before their eyes meet each other, emotions forming in their soul as they slowly move their face at each other, puckering the lips into sour-
Warning
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"What the fuck?! Who the hell put this announcement?! Don't you know that this story isn't for little kids?!"
But the characters-
"They're anthro girls to satisfy all pervert that loves a girl with an animal tail between her butt cheeks!"
Still-
"And we all need a change of pace on this part! I mean, we all knew that they were inches away on kissing each other!"
Hasbro told us that they'll give us a role on MLP if we do this.
"….That's a lie, and we all know it. In fact, I bet 15 readers will instantly unsubscribe from this story for the terrible joke the author wrote just now."
….Shall we return to the story?
"Better yet. Marcel?"
Basicallyidowrk: "RUN IT BACK!" (I'm not Racist)
(Rewind)
Both girls began to tremble before their eyes meet each other, emotions forming in their soul as they slowly move their face at each other, puckering the lips into sour-
"H-How about we just check off Truth or Dare and move on?" A blushing Twilight quickly suggest as she checks off the game, making Rarity and Applejack sigh in relief and Nate to pout in disappointment. "Let's see what our next fun-fun-fun thing is shall we? Hm….what does this mean? Pillow fight?" Cartoon powers activated!
Applejack was out of the dress, and Rarity mane was dry and back into its curly style.
"Oh, please," said Rarity with an eye roll, "I am not at all interested in participating in something so crude."
*POW*
A pillow smacks itself at the fashionista face, her eye twitching mad before looking at the culprit. Nathan simply looks away while whistling and pointing at the blond, who stared in shock at his finger. Now, normally Rarity would have known who was the culprit here, but since she was in bad blood with AJ…
"Oh. It. Is. ON!" Rarity said darkly before grabbing a pillow throw it at the duo. Nathan jumps to the side but AJ wasn't fast enough as she was hit in the face. Which anger her, and with three hard kicks, she sent three pillows shotgun blast at Rarity, who received the force like a log. Rarity narrowed her brow as she sent several pillows at Applejack who grabbed one of them and sent three pillows at once using a lasso. Rarity glared as she used her magic to freeze the three pillows in motion and held them along the side of her before sending them back at high speed. Applejack returned fire. Soon pillows were zipping back and forth between them…. Until they both were smack by a pillow each other. They turn to see the culprit...only to gulp in fear.
"Oh ladies~" Nathan had transformed into the devil as he holds his MB, feel with several pillows inside as he aims at them. "You both are so….s-c-r-e-w-e-d~" Without a second, he began to shoot at them, hitting them hard anime style.
Meanwhile, Twilight stare in confusion as the pillows began to fly around her, and it was then that she realized (God, how much I wanted to type 'She fuck up', but she didn't do anything like that) what was happening. "Oh! I get it! Pillow, Fight! Fun!"
She then grabs a pillow and was looking for a victim, only to stare with widened eyes.
Rarity and Applejack were covered in a pile of pillows, the fashion designer had her back on the ground, her eyes swirling while the cowgirl hands and legs were on very different places, and her hat was at the top. Speaking of, standing on the top of them both was Nathan, holding his MB in on hand and on the other was a flag with a tornado design, his right feet was higher than his left.
"If fighting is sure to result in victory then we must fight!" Nathan said as he salutes like a soldier. "Words of a wise maniac as myself told me that! And I promise to him that will not only win, I will bring honor to my country! Paris and Mexico have fallen to our own glory! Celestia and God, please Bless America!" He then immediately turn Twilight, who yelp a bit at seeing the intense look. "You there! Are you friend, or enemy?!" He points at her while reloading with one hand….Cartoon Force if you're asking how.
Twilight began to sweat as she drops the pillow, "Umm...Friend…?"
"Ah, fellow warrior! You did the right thing on allying with me! Now come! Let's win this fight! For our country!" Nathan suddenly appeared next to her, pick her into his shoulders, and return to his original position. "Fear us! Big Apple and Diamond! The Star and the Tornado makes a Storm of Spinning Stars!"
"Darling... You're taking this far…" Rarity mumbles out.
"Is Nate we're talking about… Crazy as Pinkie." AJ commented on her.
"Uhm, Nate?" The maniac looks at Twilight, who was blushing a little, "Can...Can you let me down?... Is embarrassing…" she whispered out.
"...Then I will do, princess." Nathan responds kindly. He slowly put her down on the top. "I'm sorry for picking you up like that." He bows to her, taking her back. He then looks to the side, "AJ! Rare! Sorry! I went too much!"
"... Forgiven." They both said with pink cheeks.
"H-How about we just go to bed?" Twilight quickly suggest.
"Everybody Do the Flop!" Fwap!... Do I need to?
Ehem! Moments later, the four of them went to bed. Twilight, Rarity, and Applejack went to the bedroom while Nate stood down below on the sofa. As the girls do what was happening in the episode, the Element of Craziness took this opportunity to read the book what caught his attention. With a sofa that appeared from his bag (Yes. That shit is a Magic Satchel) and with small light from one of Twilight's lighter.
He opens the cover and moves to the title, "A Young Boy and a Destiny without Prediction… That's some weird title." Nathan comment as he began to read.
"Once upon of time, a young boy was born into this world. He was from a family that struggles with life. The boy parent suffers a lot, his father family sees him as a bastard, while his mother was born through the abandonment of her family. upstairs with what happened, they found happiness with each other. The father had a work that pays them up enough for living and the mother managed to get a job in a dinner. The boy didn't have much, but he felt satisfied with what he had. At the age of 11, the young boy was hanging with his family on a picnic, when suddenly, the three of them were suddenly face-to-face with a being cover in gold and white. The father and the mother suddenly bow down to their knees, confusing the boy at this. The being suddenly walk up to the boy and stare at him before placing a hand on his shoulder and say the words that shock the boy to the core.
"Hello, my son. Nice to meet you."
BAM!
The Thunder didn't bother Nate a bit as he was surprised at what he read through.
CRASH!
But we cannot say the same about the crashing of something going through the window. "What the? Already?" The orange haired said as he put close the book and quickly made his way up stairs.
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Once he busts through the door, Far Cry 5 style (Best Far Cry ever next to Primal (my opinion)), Nathan was welcome in with exactly what he was expecting. A giant tree branch had made his own way inside, and with rain. So, even though he knew the why, he asked. "Girls! Are you okay!? What happened?!"
"We're fine, Sugarcube! I...accidentally brought a tree branch into the room." AJ shout at him, sounding a bit sorry.
"I tried to tell you it would come crashing down on us!" Rarity yell from the upper level.
"Well, you should have tried harder!" AJ respond back.
Nathan walks up quickly up the stairs, looked around to see AJ around the leaves, Rarity covering herself with a book and Twilight searching through her Slumber 101 in desperation.
"Ah' mighty sorry, Twilight." AJ apologized to her.
"It's...well, it's not okay," said Twilight, trying to stay calm but couldn't hide the fact she was upset, "There's a giant tree branch in the middle of my bedroom, and the book doesn't say anything about having a giant tree branch at your slumber party."
"This is the part where we all, even you reader, facepalm," Nathan said as he pokes the camera.
"Or at least I haven't found that entry yet. Ooh...ah!" Twilight return to shuffle through the pages of her book.
"Nate! Help over here!" AJ called for the orange haired, who went to her and began to help her tried to move the branch. But it was no use, it was stuck against something on the window.
"What in tarnation are y'all doing over there?" Applejack asked loudly while trying to push the branch out from the window with her Amazon kicks as she saw Rarity picking the books that were on the floor thanks to the branch.
"Cleaning the mess someone made," Rarity respond without looking at her, that is until she stops and looks back with a realization expression, "Oh right, it was your mess."
"Oh for Pete's sake! stop sweatin' the small stuff and help me get rid of this thing!" Rarity ignored her. "I said hassle over here and help me!" Applejack shouted louder but was ignored again. Suddenly, Nathan whispered to her ears...and she sighs at what he said. "Fine... Rarity, I'm sorry, all right?"
That caught the purple beauty attention as she turns back, "What was that?"
"I said I'm sorry!" Applejack repeated, "I shoulda listened to you when you said where this here branch would end up. Yer annoyin' attention to detail would'a saved us from this whole mess. But right now, ya need to stop being so dang fussy, pickin' up all the little things, and help me move the one big thing in here that really matters! Please!" She begs for her cooperation.
Rarity just looked at the large tree branch nervously. "B-But I'll get all icky!"
"Rarity!" She yelped in surprise, that wasn't AJ speaking...That was Nate, and he was serious. "Listen, and listen to me closely! Hard work comes at a price and that price is getting sweaty, dirty, and icky. I know you don't like getting dirty, but in life, you will need to dirty your hands to get what you want. And right now, we need you to do that price. Me and AJ alone aren't going to be enough for this." He told her, but she was still unsure. "And I promise you, if you get dirty, I'll clean and brush your hair and tail to normal!"
That seems to do the trick as her eyes suddenly widened, she looks at the branch and let a sigh out and turn into a determined expression. "Oh, alright! Let's do it!"
"That's the spirit! And be proud, you will at least help, unlike someone else!" Nathan glared at the anthro magic user.
"Well, they do have a section about backyard slumber parties. Is that what we're doing right now? Does this count as camping?" Twilight said while her nose was still in the book.
Nobody answers her as Rarity made her horn glow and both Nathan and Applejack began to move the branch with all their strength. Then with a huge flash, the branch was broken down into several smaller branches. Many of them had cute mini sculptures on them. The rest of the branches had magically been removed minus a one piece of wood. AJ was about to push with her kick, only to feel a hand on her shoulder, she turns to see Nate, who point at the side with his eye, she turns her one green eye and saw Rarity glaring at her. She pulls her boot away from the log, and gently pick it up before dropping it out and shutting the window tight.
Rarity smile at her, until she saw that her face, hair, and pj were cover in leaves and mud. "U-ugh. Oh, I look awful," she said sadly and whinny.
AJ pondered for a moment what to do until she had an idea and placed...two cucumbers over Rarity's eyes. "Better?"
"Much. Thank you." Rarity said as she tried to reach a hand to AJ, who walk forward and made it land on her shoulder, and then the two hugged it out.
"Ah~ How cute," Nate commented. "I knew you both would make it up! Come here you both!" He suddenly appeared in the middle of them and hug them close to his chest. Both girls were taken back by the sudden action...but then they felt a warm sensation...and notice that he wasn't wearing a shirt.
('Was he shirtless all this time!?') they both asked with heavy blushes. They want to move their heads away...but found that his chest was quite comfortable.
"Ooooh, pretty!" Twilight finally look up from her book and notice Rarity masterpiece, Where did these come from?...They're not in the book either." She said before seeing that AJ and Rarity were been hug by the naked form of Nathan...and both girls had a blissful smile.
Let's just say that she had a new hobby that is about 'intense' stories, and pass out with a red face and smokes coming from her ears.
After getting things cleaned up, the girls decided to start the slumber party again. As promised, Nathan had begun to brush Rarity's hair while she and AJ were playing a game of 20 questions with Twilight.
"Is it bigger than a barn?" Applejack asked.
"Nope," Twilight laughed.
"It is smaller than a saddle?" Rarity guessed next.
"No!" Twilight laughed again, "Only three of your twenty questions left!"
"We're never gonna guess what you're thinkin' of," said Applejack with a sigh, "It could be anythin'!"
"Are we getting warmer?" Rarity asked.
"Why? Is it too cold in here for you? I can turn up the heat." Twilight asked in concern.
"No. She asking if they're getting closer to what you're thinking." Nate asked her as he was finishing Rarity hair right to its beautiful place.
"Oh, then no," Twilight said. "And that technically counted as a question so only two more left!"
AJ and Rarity looked at each other in a thinking position before saying, "Then...Is it a six-legged pony with purple polka dotted mane and shooting stars out of its eyes...?" AJ began asking.
"Who flies through the air all over the world to hide magical, sparkling eggs...?" Rarity finished asking.
"...Did you girls just combine Santa and the Easter Bunny into a demon?" Nate asked them with widened eyes. "...High Quality right here."
"That's it!" Twilight said.
"It is!?" Both AJ and Rarity asked with excitement.
"Nope!" Twilight said, chuckling at the trolled she did.
"Oh for the love of Celestia," Nathan said with a sigh, "Is so easy what she's thinking."
"Oh really?" The girls look at him, "Well then, help out. What's Twilight thinking about?" Rarity asked.
He simply raised a hand, pointed at his finger at the majestic object that seekers of the stars use to search at what's beyond the moon. "The Telescope."
"Correct!" Twilight said, quite surprised that he got in one try.
AJ and Rarity were shocked as well, "We guessed twenty times and even we couldn't guess what Twilight was thinking!" Rarity said in awe.
"But you did it in one try!" AJ said in awe.
"How did you know I was thinking of a telescope?" Twilight asked.
"Well, my dear naive students, that was easy." Nate finish brushing and he suddenly took some glasses out and putting them on. "You see, there are only three things that Twilight's mind always have herself ready for; Books, Princess Celestia, and Researching. Now, I knew she would go to one of the three, so it would be hard to know what she would think. Things change now because of where we are. It cannot be Celestia because there's nothing here that resembles her, and is not a book since all books are downstairs. So it has to be about researching something, so I place myself in where Twilight is and what is in her P.O.V that she would use for researching, and I saw the telescope through her eyes. And that's why I knew it was a telescope."
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Widened Eyes.
Jaw Drops.
Twitching Body.
Those three words are what the Elements of Honesty, Generosity, and Magic are right now.
"...What?" Nathan asked.
"W-Who are you?!" AJ was the first one to ask him. "The Nathan we know isn't this smart!"
"I-I concluded with her!" Rarity agreed, "I have known you for three years, and I never saw you as the Thinking Hard person!"
"Ouch. You hurt my ego." Nathan felt an arrow through his chest. "I too can be smart!" He said. Leaving aside the fact that he just used his MLP knowledge, transforming it into a more detailed way.
When he said that, all the girls began to laugh, his voice was too much for them, "A-Anyways...You girls see?" Twilight finally spoke up to AJ and Rarity, "We could have been having fun like this all along."
"If only somebody hadn't been so persnickety."
"Well, maybe she wouldn't have been if somebody else hadn't been so sloppy." Both of them developed angry looks before they smiled at one another and chuckle it out.
"I'm sorry for being such a pain in the patooty." AJ apologized.
"Oh no, I'm sure I was much worse." Rarity said.
"That's kind of ya to say, but I'm the one who's sorry."
"Oh, I'm much more sorry than you are."
"Are not."
"Are too."
"Are not."
"Are too."
They smiled.
"Are not."
"Are too."
"I say that you both are at fault," Nate commented with an innocent smile, earning a glare from both girls… Before they burst to laugh again.
Suddenly, Twilight appeared between them with her check mark list, "I can happily declare that my Slumber Party was a complete success!"
"Woohoo/Yay/Great!" All three of them celebrate with clapping hands and waving hands.
(Later on)
"Now take two steps to your left."
"No. Is two steps forward."
"Don't listen to him."
"What she said, only changing 'him' with 'her.'"
It was minutes away from the morning, the rain had stopped completely and the four of them continue to play some games. Right now, AJ was blindfolded and need directions to reach her goal. The only problem was that she had two people giving her direction, one was telling the truth and the other was not. As the Element of Honesty, she could find out who is lying, if she weren't blind.
"Whu, which is it? Whoa!" Applejack then crashed into the book fortress, but just chuckled as she got back up, "That mess is both of your fault, not mine."
"Sorry." Both Nate and Rarity laugh.
Speaking off, the Maniac finally saw the light on the sun going inside the library. "Oh look at that! Is morning!" He said as he turns to Twilight, who finishes her friendship report. "Hey, Twi. Can I check this book?" He asked her, showing the book he picks up.
Twilight raised an eyebrow at him, "That book? Why? Are you planning to write something?"
It was Nate's turn to raised an eyebrow, "Write? What are you talking about?"
"That book is empty. I brought it from Canterlot because the Princess didn't understand why it was blank." Twilight explained.
Nathan was confused, so he opens the book once again. And sure enough, there weren't any words inside, everything disappears. He stares at it with a curious expression. ('Strange...The words are gone… Okay, gut feeling, I'll listen to you.') "Either way, I still want to take it."
"Okay." Twilight allow it. "In fact, you can have it since there isn't anything in it."
"Thanks." He accepted it as he began to walk to the door, "Anyways, thanks for letting me stay here for the night! The Slumber Party was awesome!" He said before he stops and quickly went up to Twilight and whisper in her ear, "But next time, let's make sure is just the two of us only."
Twilight"s brain took a moment to register what it heard before her face turn like a tomato. She was about to speak, only to see that he was gone. "What?! He left already?!" She asked as she looks at Rarity and AJ, who for some reason was glaring at her.
Typical Nathan; leaving with a troll.