Halo 5.1 Guardians of Sera chapter 10
Meanwhile Ravens were transporting Cole, Baird, Sam, Carmine, Buck, Kelly, Linda and Tanaka to the town of Hanover for a supply run.
As Cole and Baird were talking in the backround, Sam turned to Carmine and asked "Hey Carmine you alright? You're awfully quiet"
"Someone's gotta be, with Baird yapping all the time" answered Carmine.
"You know, I'm starting to regret apologizing for punching Baird in the face and giving him that black eye" added Buck.
"Well I could gag him if ya like, be my treat" offered Sam.
"Uh remind me why we thought Hanover was a good place to look for supplies?" asked Baird.
"Baby you gotta trust the Cole Train to find the goods. This is my turf!Cougars territory!" replied Cole.
"Yeah cause that's gonna count for a lot right now" added Baird.
"Alright seven zero we'll call you if we find something" said Baird to the KR pilot.
"Copy that. Good hunting" said KR-70 as he took off after everyone was dropped off.
"So this is home, eh Cole?" asked Sam.
"Classy, has it changed much since you've been away?" asked Baird.
"Hey, the whole damn world looks like this, let's move out" said Cole.
"I'm tellin' you this place is crawling with freaks. You know what stalks mean. Polyps." said Baird.
"We haven't seen Polyps for months. Relax" assured Sam.
"You really have the tendancy to make everyone nervous Baird." added Linda.
"You're not scared are you Lin?" asked Kelly.
"No but when someone is panicking every five minutes I start to get on edge" replied Linda.
"Hey Sam, is that gag offer still on the table?" asked Buck.
"Real funny Buck" said Baird.
"Enough already. You're both acting like children" said Tanaka.
"Well he started it" said Baird and Buck in unison.
"Like I said, children" said Tanaka.
"I can already tell this mission is gonna be a blast" added Carmine sarcastically.
"Ohh Baird, look! That house over there...I can see us you and me, couple of kids a dog.." began Sam.
"Yeah...and my great big bottle of suicide pills" added Baird.
"Well, that'll save me poisoning your dinner" said Sam.
"Yeah, you'll miss me one day" assured Baird.
"Only if somebody bumps my elbow" added Sam.
"Ha,ha,ha" laughed Baird.
"Jeez look at you two. I remember when I was like this with my wife" said Buck.
"You we're married Buck?" asked Sam.
"Still am. Her name's Veronica, we've been together since before I became a Spartan during my old ODST days" said Buck.
"When did things kick off?" asked Baird.
"During an operation in New Mombasa, an updated Kenyan city in Africa on Earth. She had orders to find what The Covenant were searching for in there. What a mess it was I'd tell ya what" said Buck.
"This is one of the reasons we love you Buck, your famous stories" said Tanaka.
Then all of a sudden a giant searchlight was flashed on everyone.
"Hey, you down there...step into the light and do it slow! Try anything dumb, and we'll blow your heads off! warned the stranded man.
"Everybody chill. Relax my man! Safety's on" assured Cole.
"Hey...it's the COG comin' to civilize us...oh whoopie" said the stranded.
"Yo, we all on the same boat. We just wanna trade for some food" explained Cole.
"Well we ain't got any spare food. If we did we wouldn't be trading it with you COG assholes!" said the stranded.
"Uh excuse me...some of us aren't COG" added Buck.
"Was I asking you anything?" asked the stranded.
"That son of a bitch" said Buck equipping his shotgun.
"Buck! stand down" ordered Tanaka.
"Why are people on this planet so rude?" asked Buck.
The stranded then noticed Sam, Kelly, Linda and Tanaka.
"Oooooooh, I'll give ya a side of bacon for the ladies though" added the stranded.
The girls took offense at the comment as Carmine said "Ohhhhh, bacon"
"Hey take the deal Cole, I haven't had bacon in six months" suggested Baird.
"Thanks but no thanks. Are there any other camps around?" asked Cole.
"Some. You can try the warhouse down at the pier. Or the stadium. 'Course you gotta get past all the glowies first, but you hairy assed heroes can breeze through all that shit!" said the stranded as he opened the gate and laughed.
Which Buck then shot his shotgun above the stranged gatekeeper.
"Have a nice day!" said Buck.
"That wasn't necessary Buck" said Tanaka.
"You're lucky we're not reporting this in to Locke and Chief" added Kelly.
"Guy had it comming" added Buck.
"Kinda anti-social are they?" asked Carmine.
"Uh..It's pronounced assholes" added Baird.
The team made their way towards an abandoned playground.
"Sad to know children probably used to play here all the time" said Kelly.
"Hey Kell, how bout you get on the swing and I'll push" suggested Buck.
"Don't you think we're a bit too big for playing on the ol' playground?" asked Linda.
"They got a point Baird, how bout we go on the slide? Ha, ha, ha" said Cole.
Then a massive stalk came from the ground.
"We got a live one!" shouted Baird.
The pod from the stalk dropped a Lambent Drudge with it's mutated arms.
"What the fuck is that?" asked Sam.
"Whatever the hell that is, that's a new world record in ugly" said Cole as.
"Getting really sick of these Lambent things already" complained Buck.
"Would you rather take the Prometheans?" asked Linda.
"Any day of the week" replied Buck.
"Take them out!" ordered Cole.
After everyone cleared the playground of the lambent, Baird asked "Great now what?" "Warehouse is no good. Come on people there's even an old grocery store nearby. Let's see if my coupons are still good" said Cole.
After fighting through more Lambent Baird asks Cole "Cole are you sure you know where the grocery store is, I mean you were a big Thrashball star and all. Didn't you have people for that?"
"Yeah one of 'em must have told me when I was getting my manicure. Keep it moving!" ordered Cole.
"Uh...what's Thrashball?" asked Buck.
"Ya'll never heard of Thrashball?" asked Cole.
"If we did then why would Buck ask?" asked Tanaka.
"Well what do you UNSC guys have for sports?" asked Carmine.
"We have Griffball" answered Buck.
"What the bloody hell is Griffball?" asked Sam.
Meanwhile in the Red Vs Blue Universe.
"*Achoo*" sneezed Griff as he was teleported to a live Griffball game.
"Aww damn it not agai-" said Griff as he got hit with a Gravity Hammer.
Back to the main story.
"Well you see there are two teams one red one blue. Both teams have giant Gravity Hammers and Energy Swords. There's a ball which is a bomb and whoever hold the ball is turned into a guy named Griff. The ball holder's job is to get the ball to the other teams goal without getting killed" explained Buck.
"Could Sam play?" asked Baird.
"Shut it Baird" said Sam.
"Alright enough, the store should be just up ahead, let's keep moving" ordered Cole.