Chapter 1026 Bowel movement
I don't own Bleach or any of the powers and gear used in this story.
Kazuo was walking down the road of the city with Momo and Nana following him.
"Hey Kazuo are you trying to find more of those creatures?" Nana asked.
He nodded at her. "Yes, I wonder what i'll find."
Momo smells something and covers her nose. "What's that awful smell."
They look around and saw a tunnel going down, Kazuo goes there with the girls holding they're noses.
The trio went foward down the tunnel before they arrived at a strange cave that has brown stuff around, platforms with a big river of the brown stuff bellow them.
The girls were holding they're noses but Kazuo wasn't affected as much.
"This smells like..." Nana couldn't speak.
Then they saw big mountain of sweet corn.
"Hey sweet corn." Kazuo said.
"Being me some sweet corn!" They heard a booming voice.
"Who's that?" Kazuo looks around and the girls shook they're heads as they didn't see it.
"Well if that's what it wants." Kazuo shrugs.
Kazuo goes the sweet corn and takes a piece before throwing it at a giant pool of the stuff, it then spins around before going inside.
Kazuo thinks about it and throws more to see what would happen.
The place starts to shake and Nana said: "What the?"
They looked at the pool before something rises up being a creature made out of the stuff with two arms, eyes and a big mouth with teeth.
It then stops and looks at them, he then coughs.
Mi mi mi mi miiiii ...
I am the Great Mighty Poo
And I'm going to throw my shit at you.
A huge supply of tish comes from my chocolate starfish.
How about some scat, you little twat?
They got stunned and Kazuo looks to the side. "Hey Melty your seeing this."
Great Mighty Poo throws shit at them making the trio dodge and run around.
"Now I know why it smells so bad!" Momo was feeling sick.
Kazuo thinks of something before he saw a Skylander figure and takes it.
He then uses his portal and from it came a squirrel wearing a blue long-sleeved zipped-up hoodie, white gloves and blue and yellow sneakers.
"Hey there the names Conker." He waves.
"Wow, he's more unique." Nana said.
"Say mr. Squirrel, can you help us with that?" Momo points at the villain as the Great Mighty Poo throws more poop making then duck.
"That guy again, sure heres a way." Conker takes out large roll of toilet paper.
"That's one big roll." Nana said.
Great Mighty Poo then starts to sing and Conker throws the roll at his mouth making the monster choke.
Then it goes down and appears to the other side.
"Just make the thing choke." Momo said.
Kazuo smiles and follows his idea, Great Mighty Poo came back and throws more of his stuff at them making the group dodge as it hits the floor.
Kazuo ducks to avoid another shot and the Great Mighty Poo sings again making the two throw rolls and the creature chokes on them.
Great Mighty Poo goes down before going back to the middle.
Do you really think you'll survive in here?
You don't seem to know which creek you're in.
Sweet corn is the only thing that makes it through my rear.
How d'you think I keep this lovely grin?
(Have some more caviar!)
He throws more stuff at them and they jumped to the side.
Great Mighty Poo throws more stuff at them while they kept running away from the guy.
"Also he'll start to appear around the place." Conker said.
Great Mighty Poo goes down and appears on another spot while throwing more of the stuff.
"Oh great." Nana said.
"I don't want to get hit." Momo cries a bit.
They kept going around the place as they duck and dodge the balls of crap from the Great Mighty Poo with the creature still attacking them.
He then stops and starts to sing making Kazuo and Conker throws more rolls at his mouth making the thing choke.
"Choke on it." Conker said.
"Yeah." Kazuo nodded.
Great Mighty Poo comes back to the middle.
Now I'm really getting rather mad.
You're like a niggly tiggly shitty little tag-nut.
When I knock you out with all my bab,
I'm going to take your head and ram it up my butt!
The boys pointed at they're butts.
Your butt?
My butt!
Your butt?!
That's right, my butt!
Err ...!
My butt!
Agh!
My Buuuuuuuuutt!
He keeps throwing more of the stuff and going around all the area as the group ran around to avoid him.
"Come on make a mistake you big piece of crap." Conker said.
"Yeah because I don't want to be here anymore." Nana said.
Kazuo looks around and noticed a dome on the ceiling.
Kazuo thinks that something important must be there.
Let's try to make him sing again. He thinks to himself.
They went around avoiding and Great Mighty Poo starts to sing while moving around making it harder.
Kazuo aims a roll and waited for the monster to appear.
Great Mighty Poo came up and Kazuo throws the roll making him choke again.
He goes to the middle and sings.
Aaaaaaaaah!
The dome breaks revealing a trap and Kazuo catches it.
He then raises it up and the thing glows making a vortex making the Great Mighty Poo get sent up.
"Arrgh, you cursed squirrel! Look what you have done! I'm flushing, I'm flushing! Oh what a world, what a world. Who'd have thought a a little boy like you could destroyed my beautiful clagginess!"
He gets sucked inside of it and got sealed in the trap.
"Yeah!" Kazuo cheers but the girls shook they're heads since they didn't like that one.
"Hey good job kid, since you did it heres two more." Conkers takes out two statues.
They became Crash Bandicoot and Bubsy the Bobcat.
"Hey there kid." Bubsy said.
"Woohoo!" Crash spins around and does many poses.
"Call us when you need help." Conker said as they went back to they're statues.
"Well it was worth it I guess for those three." Momo said.
"They look interesting." Nana said.
"Yeah, now let's get out of here." Kazuo said as they went out of there.
"I need a shower." Nana said.
They went outside and Momo suggested. "How about Kazuo joins us."
Kazuo blushes and faints as they look at him.
"Why do you always say that?!" Nana glares at her sister.
"Well he's so cute." Momo said.
They dragged him back since he wasn't waking up now.
Note: Kazuo got more summons, Crash Bandicoot, Bubsy and the Conker with Great Mighty Poo as a trap one, they got added since Crash appeared in Skylanders and I wanted to add them to the story.