A Japanese Weresheep in Mutsuba Town
Author's Note: Time for a new pairing! Enjoy the story and R&R.
Disclaimer: I do not own anything related to or of the Yu-Gi-Oh! GO RUSH! series.
Pairing: Developing Yuhi x Chupataro.
Summary:
There are some forms of alien activity even MIK turns a blind eye to. The truly alien activity between Chupataro and Ohdo Yuhi, for instance.
Chapter 3: Oh My Salt!
"How're you out of jail already?" Yuhi tapped his knuckles on the table. "They clearly didn't deport or exterminate you, but isn't there a mandatory 88-hour holding period or something?"
"Let out on good behaviour, chupa!" Chupataro stripped the top block of meat off his sauced chicken skewer with his teeth. "Are you shoo-prished, chupa?"
"Surprised? Yeah! I don't know what MIK is thinking! You either, Yagi-san! Chupataro and good behaviour? Since when?"
"A paying customer's a paying customer, Yuhi-bocchan." The old man passed Yuhi another stick off the grill. Dangerously forgiving, in Yuhi's opinion, for a human the alien once assaulted.
"This according to the Earth boy who has a chupacabra for a boyfriend, chupa!"
Yuhi grunted, masticating his food loudly to dance around how right his chupacabra boyfriend was.
He was right, but good behaviour was another lie. (No duh, E.T.!)
It was pretty easy for Chupataro to blackmail Sogetsu Manabu into ignoring his mischief and reinstating his Gold Earth Permit. Chupataro warned Manabu prior to his one phone call if he didn't sign the papers to free him, he would instruct Yuhi to inform Yuamu to declassify his gross abuse by MIK as a "law-abiding, long-time contributor to peace" to the public.
Granted, Yuamu might think twice before rescuing the punk who dismissed her as a "little girl." Chupataro was banking on the familiarity she appeared to display – calling him "Chupataro-kun" despite the insult – and on the presumption she'd support him for Yuhi's sake. Ultimately, Yuamu's agreement wasn't necessary because Manabu folded anyway, but making Yuhi squirm promising he'd grovel to his sister was fun.
The worst Manabu could do (which he did) was subject Chupataro to terrible karaoke. And if terrible karaoke was the harshest torture technique in Manabu's MIK toolbox, he severely needed to weigh a change of profession!
"Keep being rude to Chupa, and Chupa's gonna stick one of his poison pins in you, chupa!"
"Your pins aren't poison, Chupataro!"
Whether they were or not, Chupataro burst out of his robot's chest like a Chestburster and stuck Yuhi with one of the spiny black protrusions along his spine.
"Oh my salt!" Yagi-san panicked.
"No fire here, Yagi-san." Bored little Yuhi dusted himself off, demonstrating he was perfectly fine. "Chupataro's just full of crap!"
Chupataro kangarooed back into his cockpit and resealed the hatch. "Chupa doesn't want to waste a pin on you, chupa!"
Yuhi was gullible, but even he wasn't taking Chupataro at his word. Yudias' 8.88 million countrymen? Yes, Chupataro had threatened them with casual genocide! But they probably wouldn't have burned up in the furnace regardless!
Poisoning his boyfriend to death though? Chupataro wouldn't jump on a plot that evil, would he?
Would he? Yuhi considered this, but the answer, uncomfortably, wasn't a hard "No."
"You don't have the guts!"
No lie. Yuhi genuinely had no idea whether Chupataro had any.
"OK, Chupa will prove it to you, chupa! Your own fault if you die, chupa!"
Yagi-san felt the temperature escalate, and the surplus heat wasn't emanating from his grill. As the adult in the room (they were outside), he intervened to prevent possible lethal violence.
"Yuhi-bocchan, didn't you have something for our red-eyed alien guest?"
"Chupapapa! So you were too chicken to admit you missed Chupataro, chupa? Chupa, chupa, chupa!"
"Who's chicken? Not me!" Yuhi denied it, face cartoonishly offering a separate rebuttal.
Yagi-san and Chupataro both ambushed Yuhi with their mocking smiles, waiting for him to sweat.
"Oh, UTS!" He went inside and came back out with a large, body-length pillow with Magical Sheep Girl Meeeg-chan on it in his grasp.
"This is –! MEEEG-CHAN'S ULTRA RARE, LIMITED-TO-8-PIECES DAKIMAKURA MADE WITH REAL SHEEP'S WOOL, CABRA!"
"Y-yup! You got it!" Yuhi stumbled.
"Cabra! Not baaaaad~!" Chupataro snatched and started cuddling the pillow right away, emitting a stampede of cringe animal noises while he rubbed his face all over it. "Chupa has been trying to get his hands on Meeeg-chan's daki forever, chupa! Mememelody! Cattle Meetimeetion!"
Gosh.
"Hold the phone, chupa."
Gosh!
Meeeg-chan's hair ribbons were the wrong colour.
Meeeg-chan's hair ribbons were the wrong colour!
"This is a cheap copy, cabra!"
Yuamu and Yuhi: two sheep in a flock.
"Chupaaa! Makin' a fool out of people, bra!"
"Well, you're not a person, are you?" Yuhi belaboured the point.
Chupataro leapt out of his robot again, onto Yuhi's shoulders and head. He and Yuhi grappled, Chupataro eventually gaining the upper claw and painfully tugging Yuhi's lips open and gnawing on his scalp.
"I'm sucking your blood dry, cabra!"
"AGHHH! Gyet off! Gyet off!"
"Not baaaaad at all, Yuhi-bocchan! Yuhi-bocchan's handicrafts are the best!" Yagi-san complimented.
"Handcrafted, chupa?"
Yuhi seized Chupataro's yellow underbelly and flung Chupataro back into his machine.
CLUNK!
"Chupa!"
"That's right! I'm not bad with crafts! Or has my replacement Valvelgear skipped your mind?" Yuhi phrased improperly.
"You made Meeeg-chan's daki for Chupa, chupa?"
"I couldn't dream of affording a real one!"
Awkward silence, save the meat sizzling.
"Chupataro, tell me for real. Why're you my boyfriend? Is it only because you're probin' into my Earthdamar?"
"That's a secret, chupa!" Chupataro belaboured the saltier point.
"If one day, you're able to touch the real Meeeg-chan, will you get rid of me?"
Meeeg-chan coming to life wasn't happening, but Chupataro tossing him out with the trash might.
"In a blink, chupa!"
Yuhi knew it was coming, yet still suffered the effect.
An awesome, awesome second date this was! (sarcasm)
"But…"
"But?"
"Chupa will sleep with the Meeeg-chan daki you made for him, chupa! Thank you, chupa!" Chupataro kissed Yuhi's cheek.
Ooah! Kissing on the second date! Yuhi was somewhat relieved, though still ashamed he was living out a romantic fantasy vicariously through a fictional sheep girl.
Yagi-san passed around a fresh round of skewers.
An Earth boy dating a chupacabra infatuated with a sheep girl…
Not the contradiction you think!