Tales of the Falls
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
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Slenderman watched as once more Dipper was mocked for his height. Right, I can't take this anymore! Time for a rewrite!
As if using an invisible typewriter he began to press the air with a chiming noise...not too long...words began to appear in thin air...
DIPPER PINES QUIETLY FUMED AS HIS SILLY SISTER PLAYFULLY TEASED HIM...
Bit by bit the words began to twist and distort...the universe around the monster moaned and whimpered as the proverbial knife was slashed into the heart of it's very being with each key stroke...It's essence corrupted by the most dreadful of Cerberus Syndrome...until finally...
DIPPER PINES WAS FILLED WITH RIGHTEOUS YET TRANQUIL FURY AS HIS UNGRATEFUL BITCH OF A SISTER RIDICULED HIM...
Slenderman laughed as he invisibly watched reality re-write itself...and the carnage that followed...
-Little Dipper!" Finished Mable with a laugh. Dipper said nothing. "I see...so that's how it's going to be..." He said simply as he got a glass of orange juice and took a drink.
"Um, that's good OJ." Said Dipper right before he smashed the glass right into Mable's face. "GAH!" Screamed Mable as the glass shards messed up her face two ways from Sunday!
"I rescued you from Gnomes!" Shouted Dipper as he stamped down on her leg with almost inhuman strength, snapping it in two.
"I sacrificed my dignity and risked my life to save you from a ghost!" Shouted Dipper as he punched her in the side, breaking a rib.
"I risked getting locked away by the government solving a conspiracy to make you feel better!" Shouted Dipper as he ignored her cries of pain and punched again, breaking another rib.
"I gave up my shot With Wendy, let her get HURT just to rescue your stupid pig!" Screamed Dipper as he knocked her to the ground!
Mable whimpered as she tried to crawl away. "Where's my respect!?" Screamed Dipper darkly as he kicked her in the stomach! And then just started punching her over and over again!
"WHERE'S MY RESPECT!?"
SMACK!
"WHERE'S MY RESPECT!?"
SMACK!
"WHERE'S MY RESPECT!?"
SMACK!
"WHERE'S MY RESPECT!?"
SMACK!
YOU GONNA GIVE ME MY RESPECT!?
SMACK!
WHERE'S MY RESPECT!?
Dipper stoped and walked away. Mable cried out in agony as she took this break in the storm of pain to try to get her bearings-
CRACK!
Only to give up when Dipper returned smacking her around with an iron bar!
"I'M DONE WITH YOUR NONSENSE!
CRACK!
I'M DONE WITH YOU NEVER TAKING THINGS SERIOUS!
CRACK!
I'M DONE WITH YOUR MOCKERY!
CRACK!
I'M DONE ALWAYS HELPING YOU BACK UP AT MY OWN EXPENSE!
CRACK!
MOSTLY I'M DONE BEING YOUR BROTHER!
Mable cries of agony were ignored as Dipper grabbed her by the hair and forcibly dragged her to the toilet and dunked her head in it!
GAH!
Screamed Mable under the water!
FROM NOW ON, YOUR FIGHTING YOUR OWN BATTLES!
Screamed Dipper as he slammed the toilet seat on her head multiple times!
FROM NOW ON, I'M GOING SOLO!
He chucked her out of the toilet and threw her onto the floor.
WHO'S THE ALPHA TWIN NOW, BITCH!?
"Y-you are!" Whimpered a terrified Mable.
Dipper wiped his hands off on a washcloth and tossed it at her face.
"Clean yourself up." He spat darkly before he walked out of the room...
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YES! SWEET CATHARSIS! I CAN'T TELL YOU HOW LONG I'VE WAITED FOR THIS! Shouted Slenderman excitedly. He then turns to the Reader.
May all our stories end so well...until next time!
He blows them a kiss!
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TO BE CONTINUED?
AN: Want me to continue this? I'm willing to take Bribes! Publish a chapter of my 'Shake up the Falls' Challenge before anyone else and I'll update the next chapter this plus two other stories!
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