Total Drama X: Ultimate Islands!
Episode 33: Pancake Warriors 2
16 campers, some of them including two returning players from a few episodes ago, heroes that lasted all of the way, underdogs with unique skill sets, people in love, overpowered people who don't care and someone who's none of the above!
Another challenge ripped from All-Stars maybe, except it's probably different!
One host, who no contestant likes at all and his Chef Hatchet.
And finally, a season nearing its end!
Aw yeah, it's time.
"Last time on Total Drama: Ultimate Islands, we had a very special episode of this season featuring the hundred people who have been eliminated doing stuff. Not much aside from revealing that Coachman actually wants Dante to win, Riley and Catalina still hate each other and a lot of people don't like Yumeko or Scott Pilgrim! And those were the two who got eliminated!"
And the flashback montage was over.
"With that lack of drama, now it's time for real drama! We've got real pancakes, real ice cream and real tears coming from friends of the eliminated contestants! If you want to know, you're watching the real TOTAL DRAMA: ULTIMATE ISLANDS!"
Lowain was crying once again, the sleep not replenishing his joy.
Reg, Sokka and Heavy were simultaneously well-rested and worn out.
Since five of the boys were previously from the same team including Reigen Arataka, no-one wanted to interrupt his second crying session.
Pit, Dante and Tanjiro all kinda knew that they were the odd ones out in this game, even if they only wanted to comfort Lowain on his first girlfriend and the angel definitely tried.
"Man, she was my bae! My strategic bae! My lit bae! My babe, man!" Lowain shouted. "I mean who wanted her out!"
Pit didn't have the heart to say that he'd wanted her gone.
"A lot of people probably did."
"I know, man. She ain't perfect, but she's my girlfriend regardless!"
"Dude, that's insane! Imagine your girlfriend being an obvious target! I don't know what I'd do."
The guys with boyfriends were in a state, obviously, and the other dudes decided that it was a good time to wake up since a lot of them were the early riser kind.
"Bruh, what do I do?" Lowain asked. "My whole strategy went out on a slingshot yacht!"
"Find a new strategy, you can do it obviously! Plus you've survived with Sokka, your guy for forever...just do that again!"
Lowain wiped his tears away.
"I'm gonna try, dude!"
"Okay, keep it...hard."
*Heavy's confessional*
The big Russian man sighed.
"If I have love, then she will be normal person
*Confessional cut*
'
Without the crying guys, the ladies were in a better state, even if Bayonetta, Nicole and Nobara were all from the same team and that would leave Squirrel Girl and Uraraka on the outside of everything with Sandy and Miko mostly having nothing to do with each other.
Or that's what Nobara thought at least, mostly because she didn't hear anyone crying and she did manage to hear two mom-like women fight.
"Ah, I see what the problem is. Maybe you're not as good as a mother as you'd thought
"Hold on, you imply that I'm a bad mother because of stuff out of my control? I try my best to keep my kids from destroying whatever problem they have that day." Nicole explained.
"Yeah, you probably didn't teach them respect." Bayonetta answered. "And-"
"Sure, you technically have motherhood experience, but you only did it because the world and your own existence would end otherwise." Nicole said.
"Still doesn't mean you didn't miss something."
"I know that I missed something! My kids respect the boundaries that I give to them and still, they get on my nerves a lot."
It wasn't crying at least.
"Hold on, why is this even an argument? You just put me on a judgment call for no reason." Nicole interrogated Bayonetta. "Are you only mad because I think that Dante's a stronger competitor."
"Hahaha, you thought wrong, you were talking about your children being the biggest nuisance on half of your town and I replied in kind." Bayonetta stated. "Frankly, Dante is stronger than you."
"You take that back!"
These two ladies were getting odd looks from Uraraka.
"What are you guys even fighting about? It's like it's personal, even though you two have barely met." Uraraka explained. "Can't we not shout."
"They've been on the same team, float girl, I bet it is personal!" Squirrel Girl speculated with a nervous frown.
"I don't know that much."
Uraraka was waving her hands in front of Squirrel Girl.
"It's not like that!"
Nicole and Bayonetta knew better than to shout at each other, especially with Nobara looking at them like they were some kind of idiots, so they both made the same "watching you" gesture towards each other.
Uraraka and Doreen were giving each other questioning looks.
*Doreen AKA Squirrel Girl's confessional*
The girl with the hearing eyes was definitely using her power.
"Wait, who are they in an alliance with because they kinda kept on disappearing for no reason and more importantly, there've been a whole bunch of alliances before that I heard about!"
She saw some squirrels that arrived in the confessional with her.
"Hold on, what's the scoop?"
The squirrels were squeaking words of importance.
"There's two more?!"
And they kept on doing it.
"And you don't know who it is! Time to superhero it."
*Sandy's confessional*
The other squirrel was guessing.
"If I was trying to guess who's already teamed up, those two would be very possible. They're on the same team and they compete like mad, plus I really should be trying to figure out these alliances."
*Confessional cut*
The 16 remaining players were having their terrible eats, as per usual, taking the time to digest their malnourished food and trying to find some great conversation in the location...and the smell did not help the chance to talk on that front.
"Is that poison?!" Reigen shouted. "Do you know how much I'm worth!"
"You have a kid that's a real psychic and you're acting like a real one as well. You ain't worth much and no, it ain't poison!"
Reigen sighed in relief in front of Chef Hatchet, before realising-
"-It's a whole bunch of recycled stuff that's fresh enough!"
-Chef spoke what a lot of the other people were thinking, even the other person in his own alliance, which was...only Sandy now.
"Hold on, you're saying such an accusation towards me for no reason. All because I insulted your food?" Reigen said. "I'm at least worth a lot more than the food you're serving."
"PUT UP OR SHUT UP!"
Reigen finally got the hint and sat down with Lowain, Sokka and Sandy, who were all sitting together for reasons that weren't that obvious, since there was only 16 people left.
Lowain was still a sad boy in a somewhat hidden table.
"Hello, guys, what's going on here?" Reigen asked. "Are you okay?"
"I mean I've stopped crying, but there's tears going on in my heart, dude!"
"That's terrible, honestly. Love really does kick us in the balls when it's taken away!"
"I know, man..."
Lowain was suspicious of the very real psychic.
"...why are you sitting down here, there's, like, a bajillion tables that you could sit down on."
Sokka and Sandy were looking like they hadn't obviously set-up something important, as Reigen picked up on what the nodding duo was putting down on the table.
"Because I would like to hang out together." Reigen said. "You know, most of us are dudes and there's something going on."
Joseph and Heavy were looking at the quartet's table that was literally made for four and picking up what the rest of the quartet was putting down...minus the sad Lowain.
"Damn, it really is getting serious." Joseph whispered to Heavy, smirking. "Looks like we're just going to have to be cool."
"Hahaha, lying psychic looks like walking, talking paper." Heavy said. "If there's good challenge, he is out of this game!"
"Yeah, nice."
These two were sure of something.
"When's challenge?"
"Please don't ask."
Every single player heard the classic screech of the PA system, as Heavy asked the legendary question that necessitated McLean's ego to arrive on the audio.
"Guys, this challenge is going to be a good one! Meet me in the middle of the woods in an hour 'cause it's not really ready yet!" Chris announced. "It's not dangerous enough, Chef!"
Joseph and Heavy wasn't surprised, but they both groaned, knowing that a "good challenge" was only legally distinct from torture because Chris said so and a few other fellas stared right at them.
"Why are you all looking, he was going to put on some crazy challenge anyways!" Joseph shouted.
"I know, bro, but did you have to bring it up? We're being recorded after all!" Sokka shouted right back.
"Hey, someone was going to ask for it sooner or later."
"Come on, we were going to have a fun time...in here!"
Sokka realised that whatever was growling agreed with those words, as the rest of them prepared themselves for whatever chicanery was going on in this fine day, so far.
The 16 of them had to notice the two mean reptiles that were essentially forcing them towards the new challenge area that Chris set-up with professionality and none of them left their weapons hidden.
"So, what's with the crocs?" Joseph asked. "They're gonna eat us?"
"Hopefully, they sniff out the cash." Bayonetta said. "If it's for another dumb challenge..."
"Calm down, the dumb challenges are half the reason I'm here! The other half's the money." Joseph exclaimed, as Bayonetta rolled her eyes at the grinning madman.
These two were the only ones that weren't intimidated by the random crocodiles or didn't want to talk about the crocodiles, which was most of 'em...
...anyways, there was a whole lot of mud, a whole lot of questionably-made obstacles and one grinning host with the most that smugly grinned.
"Do you like the crocodiles? I just wanted to scare you guys, but apparently it never works!" Chris announced. "Anyways, this is the challenge that I thought that the lawyers never approved and then they realised that Coachman somehow got approved!"
Dante glared with Chris with incredulity.
"So, yeah, we've got this awesome challenge coming from my mind! A simple remix of two All-Stars challenges..."
Chris pointed to the course with a whole box that said 'giant pancakes to carry' right at the start on a massive platform.
"...first off, the main challenge is pretty simple! The first part is simple! You carry a giant pancake and if you drop it, you pick it up once again, continue on the course without a problem. And then you have to eat it, the whole thing, mud, dirt and maybe a bit of wood and all! First two to finish them 'cakes gets immunity!"
Sixteen massive plates laid on front on the desks.
"The second part is also simple, the chance for a special prize for the not so immune contestants to find in a whole set of empty tubs of ice cream and the first one to find may cause some problems in tonight's vote!"
These sixteen were hanging together understanding the challenge, especially the giant plant of random ice cream that smelled...odd.
"That's it, anyways, get in line for doing the course!"
"Let's go, pancake!"
Miko held it in her own hands, as she looked at it.
She ran in with determination and awkwardly high jumps to deal with the pancake that she could barely hold in her hands...and there's something to how the lines operated.
There was no order, as Miko was doing pretty decently.
"You'd think she'd be able to make it through without slipping?" Tanjiro asked.
"Of course, I have faith in my girlfriend! Plus she-"
She flipped in the air before dirtying the pancake, leaving Pit and the other wholesome fella shocked...as they were carrying their pancakes with ease for reasons.
Even if they were slipping around unlike Dante and Bayonetta, who were having only the greatest time carrying pancakes.
"You never think how big things are until you carry them in your hands." Dante casually remarked, not breaking a single sweat.
Miko picked it back up, grabbing it quite easy, dirt intact.
"Trust me, you have to eat it tastes good!"
Miko carried it with enthuisasm, as did Heavy who hadn't started yet.
"Dude, this challenge ain't it yet!" Miko shouted.
"Please, it's fucking disgusting. Who would willingly..."
Bayonetta wanted to finish that sentence, but Miko grinned.
"...damn, you're clearly a glutton for punishment!"
"That she is! I'm the same, if you wanted to know!" Pit proclaimed, before tripping on a wooden plank and covering his pancake with a few splinters. "Oh gosh!"
*Bayonetta's confessional*
The witch was thinking a little bit simple.
"Oh good, there's two of them. I've watched a little bit too much Survivor to know that you can make anyone an ally when you're not shitting on people for no reason and those two are loyal."
*Confessional cut*
Speaking of Pit and Miko, those two had their pancakes a little bit dirty especially because the obstacles were getting Total Drama-y, if that was an descriptor.
Pit actually skipped ahead of Dante and Bayo right into a springy wall that sent him at an awkward angle and he still landed on top of Miko.
"No, not the giant pancakes again?!" Pit screamed.
Those pancakes were indeed rolling on the course and it meant that they landed right in the middle of some spikes, though Dante and Bayo could see this going south from a decent distance away.
Mostly down to those pancakes being squashed.
"NOOOOOOO!"
The screams from the couple could be heard, as Dante and Bayo kept on going ahead of 'em...and also Joseph carried his giant one on his back.
"Whoop, That's the power of Hamon!"
Joseph, Dante and Bayonetta tried their best to dodge all of the obstacles, though even them couldn't avoid all of 'em.
Joseph got slammed down by a hammer, breaking the Hamon connection between him and that breakfast and leading to land on the ground, Dante's pancake slipped from his hand into the mud and Bayonetta.
Bayonetta had it intact, though even with Witch Time, she didn't go unscathed.
Mostly her ego.
"And Bayonetta's the first one to reach the end of the course, pancake clean and her not so clean in the process!" Chris announced. "Love to see that and...Dante's close behind, though his pancake is not looking good!"
"Haha, I'm still clean, Bayo! You better know that I'm going to eat this in one go!" Dante proclaimed, the big cake looking dirt-torn.
"You're gonna have to eat that first!"
"Yeah, that's what I'm gonna do."
Dante crossed his arms, as he put it down and looked at the state of it.
Pit and Miko were still smiling, as they finished the sentence, their pancakes garnished with pirahnas, leaves and other stuff that might have blown up in their faces.
"Wha bam! We arrived!" Miko shouted. "Dude, we're behind by a bit!"
Joseph, Pit and Miko were the next ones to arrive.
"Guys, guys, you don't to waste any time just eating those things! You can throw pirahnas, give some leaves or whatever you can do to stall your opponents!"
"...OH NO!"
Joseph immediately saw Sandy, looking like she had been in the Mud World War, carrying her pancake with sheer anger, that of which probably came off Nicole.
Soon enough, muddy Sandy and mostly splintered Nicole set their pancakes down, which were not in a good state to eat.
"Wow, the competition's real close to finishing the race, even if they might be vomiting on sight! Scratch that, Bayonetta's very close to doing that!"
At that point, while Bayonetta was keeping her mouth shut, the other players on the course had some obvious trouble with it all.
"AHHHH!"
Reigen fell down a pit under the slippery platforms, his pancake being bruised with self-confidence issues unlike him and Reg wasn't doing much worse in spite of the power difference.
"Rough challenge, huh?"
"Uh, yeah."
Nobara had the latest start and yet she was comparatively flying through the course compared to most of her fellow campers, though she did mess up a few times.
She had a hammer, a slight passion for fashion and some asses to kick on her way to the pancake-eating place, dodging Lowain, who found another method to deal with things.
Just hang with the pirahnas.
"Lowain's sleeping with the fishies, as that pancake is looking disgusting like the rest of 'em! Should I tell you guys what those leaves are!"
"Honestly, not really, I'm already tired of your stuff. Plus I don't want to know anyways." Nicole whispered.
"I disagree! Give 'em the information!" Sandy shouted, seeing Chris' smile.
"What did you want to know that you're eating random leaves? There might be some poison ivy, if you wanted to know!"
Nicole and Sandy looked at each other like they weren't surprised.
"I regret it."
"You should have seen that coming." Nicole instantly replied.
Lowain's fishies carried themselves on his persons, the blonde boy chilling in some serious pain with his pancake intact.
"Geez, I have to kill these dudes?" He rhetorically asked. "Man, these challenges aren't even surprising!"
Nobara got herself in a weird situation, smashed on the final section with her chin basically holding her whole self up and without a single second to waste, fell down into the slipperiest mud.
Even if her pancake was decently okay compared to most everyone else's.
"No way her pancake's fine! I swear her fly through the whole dang course!" Lowain shouted, carrying his pancake with the pirahnas. "Lady's crazy!"
"Shut up, I'm trying to figure wherever there's poison ivy or not!" Sandy yelled, as Nicole kept on eating. "Some of these leaves are poison ivy."
Lowain blinked at Sandy and then he shrugged, realising that it's probably half-half and that he could do something with the pirahnas.
"You know, that leaf that makes ya mouth itch probably instantly!"
"You're being super cereal about it, this is Total Drama-"
Lowain slammed down on his sentence with the pancake that got the pirahnas biting on it, proving that he could even interrupt his own sentence, though Nobara basically side-stepped around him.
"As for the ivy, yeah I'm in the mood to roll the dice!" Chris announced. "There's dudes eating it, but you don't have to eat it."
"...You are some kind of crazy." Sandy admitted, almost angry.
She still picked the leaves out of the pancakes.
"But you also don't have to be immune."
Sandy huffed, as she finally got to eating that pancake.
*Sandy's confessional*
The squirrel was tired.
"I'm not gonna poison myself for this show, especially with the other people that are willing to do it, but that don't mean that I'm not going all out in this challenge!"
*Reigen's confessional*
He was covered with a ton of random stuff.
"This challenge for the Comeback Alliance is not looking great, Sandy's picking and choosing over leaves that might not poison her and taking my time on the obstacles by learning the patterns.
*Confessional cut*
Nearly all of the contestants had finished at this point and for unsurprising reasons, it was weirdly close even accounting for the leads of Dante, Joseph, Miko and Pit.
Bayonetta in spite of her consistency, just didn't like the taste of it and Nicole was catching up quickly out of pure anger, the two sharing a silent moment towards each other.
The witch groaning, as Nicole gave a nod for obvious reasons.
And Bayo replied with quite the reluctant nod, as Nicole gave a thumbs up.
"Oooh, the competition's getting hot actually! And it's not because of the second layer?!" Chris announced. "Yeah, Chef cooked it with layers!"
The four of them with angry Nicole were currently leading and it was not due to time, because all of them were at least trying to chow down on them 'cakes.
"Goddamn, you people are the kind of crazy that I like!" Doreen finally arrived. "Time to rep Canada!"
Squirrel Girl immediately went off on the pancakes, as Monkey Joe and a whole assortment of squirrels went to cheer.
"Squirrel Girl's got her whole squirrel squad cheering for her! It's a like better Ella!"
"No disrespect to Ella." Doreen said. "She was a Disney princess in a-"
"Shut up, I know."
Almost all of the players were at the course section and Heavy and Squirrel Girl were playing the fastest catch-up games that they really could, Heavy giving her the stare.
"I can't believe you stood up for the princess like that! I thought she was cringe." Miko said through bites of pancake.
"Chris is more cringe." Doreen replied, also through a pancake bite. "That is true."
Miko chuckled, the game going a little bit faster than expected and hilariously, the poison ivy rubbed off one of the giant pancakes of which Nobara didn't really care eating for.
Nobara wasn't tired of that stuff, but her tongue was...stinging a little bit different.
"What the fuck, Chris?!"
She kept on eating slowly, determined to kick some more ass.
*Nobara's confessional*
"If there's one thing I learned as a Jujutsu sorcerer in here, is that being in an alliance no matter what kind makes it easier to take the win! And I'm here to take a win!"
Her tongue looked sore.
"What was on that?!"
*Confessional cut*
Tanjiro and Reg finally reached the pancake summit and their pancakes were plainly messed up from all of the damage, but they each had their traumas and eating very shitty pancakes wasn't nothing.
Still didn't mean that they weren't apprehensive.
"What's a poison ivy?" Tanjiro said earnestly.
"I don't know, but anything with the word poison on it sucks." Reg answered, taking his first bite.
"Almost everybody's in pancake-eating section, except the guys that suck a whole lot more! Minus Heavy, who's crawling through to the pancake section!"
Finally, Reigen and Uraraka reached the pancake eating section.
"I'm gonna be sick from that course!" Uraraka shouted. "Please don't tell me you're going to eat it."
"You did listen to Chris, did you. Though you don't have to eat the pancake because you have no chance of getting eliminated." Reigen spoke with pseudo-honesty. "You have nothing to worry about."
"...I don't believe you?"
"That is fair, though ignoring the 21st century's greatest psychic...is bad."
Uraraka got to eating to try and get immunity, as Reigen was stunned at everyone else being able to eat those pancakes, coughing up a chunk.
"Come on, you gotta swallow, keep it down or it doesn't count!"
"And that's real easy, all you have to do is control your stomach and-"
Dante stopped mid-sentence to try that very easy job, something that Pit had no problem with.
"-and what, Dante McCool Guy? Seriously, you're a very cool man and you beat these challenges easily!"
Dante looked like he could upchuck at any time.
"Uh, you are activating your secret technique-"
Dante finally threw up a decently sized piece, which was quite terrible-looking.
"-AHHHH!"
"Geez, all of Chef's food is apparently not as bad as this pancake apparently. If Bayonetta could eat it, it should be easy!" Dante complained, putting it back in his hand. "There's a pancake demon or something?"
"It's fine! You're going to lose to me!" Pit declared. "My eats include...floor ice cream and the same stuff you've been eating all season and not to brag, the Aurum for breakfast!"
*Pit's confessional*
"Thank you, Lady Palutena, for making my stomach super strong." He praised his lady, who was listening from up there.
"Focus, Pit, your stomach's trying to punch your own self and you can't let that stomach is else you can't do the thing with Miko!" Palutena called to him. "Also, that pancake is definitely not dangerous."
"Thank you, my lady, your advice is always useful. I'm not gonna listen to any stomach!"
"...Just make sure that Chris doesn't see you when you vomit." Palutena finished.
*Confessional cut*
While the angel was now a decent amount ahead of everyone else, second place was clearly a fight of the ladies...and Sokka's sensabilties kicking in again.
"Uh, are you sure you want to go all of the way?" Miko asked. "I mean, you can quit now for the sake of your crew."
"What crew, they're just my friends!"
Sokka had a realisation, valuable seconds wasted.
"You're just trying to psych me out of trying to win."
Miko shrugged.
"And doing it badly because my crew really needs it!"
"You just admitted it."
Sokka looked at his own hands and slapped his face with it.
"Yeah, but it is a group of friends doing stuff together in this game! I bet if you called Piko an alliance, you would be mad."
"No way, it kinda is one and I'm gaming!"
These two might have been having a conversation, but Nicole was starting to struggle to eat...compared to the angel, who was down to his last chunk of very weird pancake.
"Nice distraction, but you forgot about the angel that's about to win immunity! But second place still means immunity over here!" Chris shouted, as Pit looked at his piece. "Can I tell you a secret?"
"Can you keep it a secret, I'm trying to not vomit?" Pit hissed to Chris. "Not because I am not tough!"
"Yeah, but he could handle it!" Miko shouted.
"I don't care, dude, those pancakes have layers just to make things harder for everyone! Plus you just had to eat Chef's food and yeah, Chef cooked this."
Pit and Miko kinda knew that, still eating the thing like crazy.
"You might want to listen to your stomach!"
*Miko's confessional*
The purple-haired gamer breathed real careful, considering what was about to happen.
"...Look if I listened to my stomach, I would be kinda dead, mostly 'cause Chef's got this ability to be super bad for reasons. I'm tired of not winning and Tanjiro's eating mad fast!"
*Confessional cut*
Miko, in spite of starting later, ate like she was about to die tomorrow, swallowing down her last piece of pancake and she raised her hand with a uneasy grin.
"Okay, campers, Miko has taken the first immunity...and she's about to throw up!"
"Nah, my stomach's made of steel and titanium." Miko casually bragged, laying down with victory. "Pit-"
Miko then burped, as Joseph, Pit and Heavy carefully watched the gamer girl burp deeply and said stomach rumbled like a quake going through a house...and it happened.
Bayonetta and Nicole were still eating, the former much more slowly than the latter, when they got covered with whatever vomit that Miko had along with Nobara.
At least, the vomit was short.
"What, you've got to be kidding me!" Nobara shouted. "Very weird, huh, how you decide to vomit on us."
Miko coughed consistently.
"...What?"
"You know, three girls from some other team." Nobara said, as Bayonetta actually scowled. "The team that's stayed consistent."
"...I still don't get it."
Nobara's anger made her blind to the game, as Nicole tried to shut her up with her pancake.
"Man, that was hilarious, but you've gotta pull that back out or else you're DQ, ma'am!" Chris told Nicole, who pulled out her hand and the vomit-covered chunk. "Not gonna lie, I don't want to be in your place, because I really like watching you guys vomit."
Nicole looked at it with sure-ness, as Nobara's outrage could not really be quelled by a pancake chuck nevermind one covered with vomit no less.
"Geez, you could have vomited anywhere else. At least I got my school uniform on, but why would you do that?"
Yeah, she changed outfits a few episodes ago.
"Thank god that she didn't reveal anything crazy." Bayonetta said. "Since everyone has their own secret moment and everyone's looking to make alliances at this time, some people have crazy secrets."
With that statement, with perfect timing, Squirrel Girl upchucked a whole lot more and it went all around the place, covering a decent amount of the contestants in her puke.
Minus Bayonetta.
"Odd strategy, but I've seen people vomit before. Not exactly a great one."
"It's okay, I was never going to win anyways. I'm pretty sure you know that too." Squirrel Girl groaned. "Somehow people never vote for you despite your skills."
"I'd like to keep that streak today at least. Must be a charmer or something." Bayonetta replied wryly.
The two sat down next to each other, still trying to eat.
*Nicole's confessional*
The blue cat shrugged.
"You would think that going through thirty-something challenges, Nobara would know that revealing your alliance isn't a great idea especially when you're particuarly angry. People think you're on some other type of stuff...and honestly, the young men eat too fast."
*Confessional cut*
Joseph, Pit and Heavy weren't stopping for anyone wherever they were covered with vomit or even stopped in awe at the incredible amount of vomit coming out of Doreen.
Also, Sokka, but-
"HURGH!"
-he vomited himself out of the competition...and several others.
"Are you okay, fella?" Joseph almost sarcastically asked. "Sokka, dude, it's okay if you're out of the game."
Sokka slapped him in a daze.
"Alright, if that's how you feel."
Heavy...Heavy probably got immunity before, as Pit plainly stopped eating at the despair of all of the vomit and Joseph wasn't fast enough.
"Mikhail AKA Heavy Weapons Guys is now an immunity guy!" Chris announced. "Mikhail and Miko are immune, rest of you guys, vomit your heart out!"
"Oh, thank god." Reigen was tired.
"I doubt that I would win, anyways." Reg answered.
"Campers that aren't immune yet, follow me for a special bonus challenge! You're going to want to do this!"
*Pit's confessional*
"Huh, Heavy really is kicking his game with his gun!" Pit shouted. "Or Russian-ness." He smiled. "But that means I have to go through another weirdo challenge!"
*Joseph's confessional*
He reconsidered his whole post-merge performance in there.
"OH NO, I could be eliminated here and now! Seriously, how hard have I been playing?"
*Confessional cut*
The ice cream tub challenge is definitely one of the challenges of all time, since there was approxmiately 1000 tubs that carried that stale air that Chris McLean loved.
"Tubs, two special prizes, none of you are safe with whoever has the prize, keep your eyes peeled for something good!" Chris announced. "Come on, guys, it's go time!"
It was like a fight for rocks in the caveman times (Which is probably wrong, but you know, it was hundreds of thousands of years ago) except way funnier, as Lowain slide into the pile of boxes.
Falling into the mud and sitting with despondance.
"I forgot to mention that falling into the mud means you're out of that competition!"
"Of course he did." Dante remarked. "Hey, don't slip and slide around-"
Reigen smacked himself into the demon hunter and then straight out of the final competition.
Dante and Bayonetta locked eyes near instantly, as Tanjiro got picked up by Pit and thrown into the pit and then Joseph kicked him in the face directly with a strong boot.
That wouldn't be a problem for a demon hunter with non-slip boot, since Dante blocked with his sword, but vomit does things to boots...like make them slippery.
"Dang, Dante, Reigen, Tanjiro and Lowain, all out already and so is Nobara thanks to Pit doing some wrestling moves...or something!" Chris shouted, seeing Pit carry another fella. "Somehow, Reg still lives!"
"Please don't call me out-"
Reg got kicked mid-sentence.
"Sorry, kid, I will find your parents!" Nicole yelled. "AH-"
Nicole plainly got tackled by Bayonetta.
"Unlike you, I don't apologise."
Bayonetta stood her ground against a determined Doreen.
"You ever met my squirrels-"
Doreen got thrown off simply due to Witch Time.
"Apparently, Pit and Bayonetta still like throwing each other and honestly, the vomit made this part way funnier! Look at Sandy and Nobara trying to not fall off."
"Shut up, annoying host man!" Nobara screamed.
"Hey, focus on me, you...sorcerer." Sandy couldn't even insult Nobara.
Sokka and Uraraka realised that they needed to be fast, though Uraraka vomited more onto Sokka, leading him to be off the platform.
"Oh no!" Uraraka screamed. "Are you-"
She slid on vomit-covered wood, a recipe for disaster and slammed head first into the wood.
"AHHHHHH!"
"Remember that this challenge is about opening empty ice cream tubs, dudes."
These five were opening random tubs of air, not counting the on the ground Uraraka
Some of them had amazing stuff.
Like a gun that shot out unicorn horns.
Or a mini Lamborghini.
Or a blank piece of paper.
Or even the classic Total Drama candy that was banned in Japan.
Or grass, like, actual gras.
Or a Chef Head-
"Sokka has gained a Chef Head! He can make anyone immune but himself at the Elimination Ceremony and he can keep it...kinda forever!"
"There isn't that many challenges to use it on-" Sokka got interrupted.
"Come on, man, I'm running out of air hours!"
Pit stepped off the massive platform and flew over the mud.
Joseph, Bayonetta and Dante were fighting for some random shit...
...like a speeding car video.
Or a Chris Token from Cruise, specifically.
Or a that newspaper with the mispelled "Econony"
Or a special card that read "Chef can actually cook with immunity."
Joseph got that one skeptically, but he grinned.
"Joseph, dude, you get to join Miko and Heavy in the immunity trip to Chef's great cooking! Legal's buzzing me about that and you know, I'm feeling generous today!"
"Haha, shut up, man!" Joseph tried to fist bump Chris, as Chris dodged it.
"No, you're not!" Pit shouted.
"As the 21st century's greatest psychic, I don't think you're going to be eliminated. It's not impossible that either Bayonetta or Nicole would be eliminated for reasons." Reigen answered, considering his next words carefully. "Like alliances, maybe."
"No way, Bayonetta's not in an alliance. Also why would you say that?" Pit said.
"Because of my psychic abilities." Reigen stated. "And my fairness."
Pit looked at him like he suspected that he knew about the episodes before the merge and Nicole looked at him like he bomed a whole city...and so did Bayonetta.
*Bayonetta's confessional*
She was pissed for one reason, yet kept her composure.
"If he contains that kind of knowledge about the alliance before the merge or any other kind of stuff, something tells me that he's going to outplay us all with only unfair advantages. This show's unfair, but it wouldn't be this ridiculous with the rules and more importantly, I'm not much of a Survivor fan."
She breathed.
"That one season where someone who apparently slid in during the final stretch, I would say that no-one liked that result."
*Sandy's confessional*
The squirrel was really covered with mud.
"I'm sorry, but he put both a giant target on himself and also, killed my chances for surviving this one unless Sokka has my back...which I'm doubtin'."
*Confessional cut*
Reigen was getting his butt beaten by Nicole lightly, as Bayonetta stopped the real cat mother from murdering a fake psychic for no apparent reason, which didn't help the mom's case.
"Hold on the case! Stop trying to mess with him!" Nobara shouted. "I bet he doesn't know about the game right now!"
"...We have bigger problems on that front, then." Bayonetta answered.
Reigen got up, a little bit worse for wear, but the orange-haired spiritual man looked at the three ladies that realised their position was a bit too obvious.
"Can I be real with you?" Nobara asked Nicole, who realised what she did.
"No, miss." Nicole said, her shaky tone apparent.
"We might as well have told everyone because you revealed it with that beat down."
"I cannot help, it is very obvious that he's an scam artist!" Nicole shouted. "There are people here with ridiculous abilities and he has shown no ablities so far."
Dante got up.
"Missy, you might have saved yourself from elimination." Dante said.
*Uraraka's confessional*
"I'm more surprised that no-one noticed me the whole episode...or Sokka
*Confessional cut*
Joseph, Miko and Heavy ate good during this fine night, were only watching onto the oddly heated voting ceremony for this episode...and shared their votes.
Reigen could have looked better, having a few bruises and whatnot.
"Guys, while 16 of you came here to win, only 13 did and Pit has some broken Chef Head that everyone knows about! Sokka, how did you feel about that?" Chris said, as Bayonetta shrugged.
Sokka was thinking, as Lowain slumped again.
"You didn't really have to call it out, man."
"Hey, I try my best and no-one appreciates a special prize like usual! Besides, there is 14 marshmellows and two dudes are gonna get Sling-Yacht'd. Anyone want to use their own idol?"
Sokka reluctantly used it.
"Why did you have to call it out?"
"Because you can now save anyone from the fate of elimination right now. Your choice, man."
*Sokka's confessional*
"Come on, man, as much as me and Lowain are pretty safe from elimination, thanks to Reigen doing some ridiculous stuff about Bayonetta and Nicole being in an alliance, I can't stop doing it for love. Plus I respect his power to wield anything as a weapon."
*Confessional cut*
"Pit...'cause you're a good fella." Sokka shrugged. "Besides, Lowain's not going to get eliminated."
"Broski, why?" Lowain asked from the ground.
Pit and Miko hugged each other.
"Okay, due to me running out of time and also, because only four people got voted for hilariously enough...Nobara, Reigen, Nicole and Tanjiro!"
Tanjiro was the only one with a visible reaction of shock, Reigen frowning at his obvious situation, Nobara giving a mean look towards Nicole, these four scared of the game.
"Wha-"
"The rest of you have gained marshmallows through having no votes and some of you are really surprising! The four of you with votes, watch yourself!"
Tanjiro was sweating a ton.
Nicole and Nobara were looking at each other.
Reigen saw a plainly angry Sandy, since he did an accidental betrayal.
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"Tanjiro, you may have two different votes against you, but you're safe."
"WHEW!" Tanjiro shouted.
Nicole and Nobara got spooked.
"Only one of you three is staying in the game! Is it the cat mother? Is it the fashionable badass teenager? Is it the 21st century's greatest psychic?"
"I'm sorry for beating you up, even if you did reveal too much information." Nicole stated.
"Ah, so you will use my services?" Reigen asked. "Whatever problem you have will go away."
"I am not looking forward to joining you."
"Stop talking please."
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Reigen looked displeased with himself.
Nicole was sincerely apologetic.
Nobara was arguably pissed.
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"Reigen with 8 votes is going to be joined by..."
Reigen sighed deeply.
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"...Nobara with exactly 4 votes! Nicole also had 2 votes, by the way!"
"What, why would you let her continue on?" Nobara asked. "She slugged a guy that was minding his business."
"If someone revealed your alliance to everyone just to get one-up, I bet you would kick his ass." Sokka said. "Also, someone told me about that one move you pulled on Michiru."
"...THAT WAS LONG AGO!"
"Yeah, I know. You've kinda been in two, maybe three alliances." Sokka answered. "Don't worry, you did good."
"Shut your mouth right now!"
Reigen got most of the scowls with even Tanjiro giving a disappointed face and the one who talked to him was by far the most disappointed.
"I didn't trust ya, but at least you used your own head to try and do this. How did you even blurt that out?!" Sandy asked, before Reigen could open his mouth. "Scratch that."
As for Nobara, even if Sokka and Lowain wasn't there, the rest of the Swordfishes came out.
"Damn, you really did play a good game!" Joseph shouted. "Sorry Reigen's an asshole."
"Good game, sorcerer!" Heavy laughed.
"Hey, don't make fun of her." Nicole stated. "How did you get eliminated?"
"Sokka, probably. Probably jealous that I could swing harder than him!"
"Miss Nobara, you didn't have to say that!" Reg shouted. "And I don't even think it's true."
Nobara just sighed, as the allied two were sure of one thing.
They were an alliance no more, along with Sandy, who looked at them.
"Okay, campers, I have to finish off this episode and I can't do that with you people in the way! And this thing should be ready and..."
Nobara and Reigen were now part of the massive crowd of eliminated contestants, as they flew on the water into the classic island.
"...there we go! Two more campers gone, 14 of them still here to play another day, another returning camper coming up short in the funniest way possible! Who's going to get another funny elimination? Who's going to have a wild challenge performance? Might there be another alternate universe involved in this, so keep your eyes peeled on TOTAL DRAMA: ULTIMATE ISLANDS!"
To be continued in Episode 34 in another season, maybe one with Endless potential since I did crossover with all of the big seasons (Cruise, Infinite & Everything) and I think that it fits since they're not excited to see Chris again!
Even if it's another Chris back in the helm of things and it is something that they'd never except, but the challenge works with them.
That being said, the alliances aren't exactly working well to dodge eliminations, because aside from a merger between the former Swordfishes' girls voting block and the one-squirrel Comeback Alliance, this game doesn't favour alliances anymore.
Or not.
You never know in Survivor and this is kind of a Survivor rip-off, since Sandy, Bayonetta and Nicole aren't messing around.