Wild Wendy VS Lady Pacifica
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
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I THANK GOD AND OWE GOD FOR EVERYTHING!
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Dipper was ready. He was feeling pumped, covered in assorted tattoos to show off his manliness, with a loincloth that was thankfully big enough to cover his personal area with it hopefully not flimsy enough to get blown by a gust of wind, and stood before the leader of the Manotaurs; Leaderaur.
"You wish to be man?" bellowed the large creature in a deep voice.
"Yeah!" Dipper let out, beating his chest to show he was hyped up and ready.
"Then you must prove it, by slaying…the 'Greatest Beasts." he let out with his voice turning low, making the other Manotaurs mutter together with surprise and shock.
"The Greatest Beasts?"
"Impossible!"
"None have ever survived."
Dipper picked up their voices, his confidence lowering, but replaced with confusion instead. "Uh, and what are these Greatest Beasts?"
"Creatures that none have ever defeated. Those who have gone to them, never return." he raised his fist before digging it into his chest, crying out in pain and began to pull out a spear made of bone with a metal tip on the end, tossing it at Dipper's feet. "Bring back their heads, and you will become MAN!"
The crowd cheered out, chanting together as Dipper looked down at the spear, briefly hesitating, but the chanting got him and he held the spear over his head.
"I shall conquer the Greatest Beasts!" he let out, getting the crowd to cheer for him with raised fists as Leaderaur let out a burst of flames from his nostrils in the air to show that the trial had begun.
With that, the boy ran out of the cave, getting supportive calls from the rest of the manly creatures and headed out into the forest. It had a noticeable haze to it, but Dipper paid it no mind. He was gonna finish this test and prove his manliness, then no one could say otherwise.
He jumped over several branches in his way, a few scattered logs here and there, and ran across several large rocks before jumping through the air and grabbed a vine in his way. The momentum carried him through the air far enough to where he spotted another one. He held the spear in his mouth and grabbed the next vine, before this led to him swinging across the forest like Tarzan.
He felt on top of the world feeling the wind run across his face with the loincloth flapping, but not so much to where it would flip up, thank god for Dipper.
He began to lose vines and stopped on the last one, sliding down, and took off running as soon as he hit the ground again, hiking up a trail that winded up a hill with several sticks jutting out from the sides with sharp spikes, shown that something had to have made them by hand.
"I must be getting close." Dipper muttered to himself, pushing himself to keep up the pace and ignore the lack of animal sounds around which made the atmosphere chilling, figuratively and literally since he could feel a breeze that made him stop and shiver. He held the loincloth down when it nearly blew up, looking around and sighing before he resumed his trek and tried to ignore the goosebumps. "Come on Dipper, you gotta stay focused. Who knows what you'll find."
He kept to the trail, which began to level out on the ground where he found numerous sharp spikes jutting from the ground, bordering on the sides of the trail and leading to the opening of a large cave. He saw several of them with skulls on them, several bones also seen across the ground leading inside it. His adrenaline began to wane down, but he reminded himself he couldn't back away or else he'd be nothing more than a wimp.
He slowly began to walk into the cave; the top part having numerous vines dangling down he had to push aside with various sharp rocks sticking out from the sides. He turned his body to avoid them and kept his eyes and ears peeled for anything the deeper he went inside. He reached an area he could move better and held the spear out while turning his left and right, the light getting dimmer. "Hello?"
Silence.
"Hello? Anyone here?" he called out again with his voice echoing. "If someone or something's here, just show yourself! I came here to vanquish a great beast, and I'm not leaving till I do!"
He got more silence, which was working on making him feel nervous and lowering his confidence. Not knowing if someone was there or not seemed scarier than actually seeing something.
"H-Hey! I'm serious!" He called again, but this time, his ears picked up something that hit the ground. He whirled to the side with the spear ready, and heard it make more sounds, like it was rolling. He saw something roll down the ground and stop at his feet, showing it was the skull of a deer. He broke into a cold sweat and gulped before hearing another sound darting near him. He jumped, but didn't see a thing, but did hear more footsteps moving around. "Come out and show yourself! If you're trying to scare me, it won't work!"
"Mmmm...fresh….meat…." came a voice, which made him feel like he stepped into a horror movie. The footsteps darted so fast around the darkness he couldn't tell where they were. "Been long time…since prey come to cave…."
"I'm no prey! I'm a man!" he yelled back, closing his eyes and took a chance to let out a battle cry and charged in a random direction. He tried to stab wildly, but didn't feel it hit anything. With his eyes shut, he failed to see him near the cave wall until he crashed into it. "Owwwww."
A snicker was heard before he pulled away and rubbed his nose with a hiss. "You funny."
"S-Stop joking around! Show yourself!" he demanded, getting fed up with this.
"Mmmm, better idea, me pets show you way." they replied before the cave was lit up with torches on the sides, illuminating the space and showed a large gorilla with a wolf beside him; both of whom looked angry.
Dipper looked up, wide eyed as the gorilla snarled and easily towered over him. He gulped before looking serious and tried to lunge with the spear, but failed to account the height difference. Or weak leg strength. The result? The gorilla grabbing the blade by the sides with two fingers and caught it, dangling Dipper up in the air with an unimpressed look. "Uh…oops?"
It snorted air at his face before carrying him by the spear deeper into the cave, the wolf following and letting out a growl of warning to the intruder with Dipper clutching the spear.
'Are these the Greatest Beasts? A wolf and gorilla are scary sure, but they don't look all that tough compared to a lone Manotaur.' he thought, gulping and realizing something. "Uh, one of you….didn't happen to talk, did you?"
All he got was a bark from the wolf and a low growl from the gorilla as an answer, which made him pale.
'If it wasn't either of them, then who-' he was cut off mid thought when the gorilla dropped him on the ground, snorting and backed up with the wolf walking around him and moving to the farther part of the space and looked at something in the darkness.
"Good boy." came the same voice Dipper heard, with said boy looking over and saw a hand reach down and pat the wolf on the head.
"So YOU'RE the one who I came here for." Dipper spoke, trying to regain his confidence as he held the spear at the ready, the figure turning to him.
"You come look for me. To kill me like prey?"
"Well, I mean technically part of a test, but also yes!" he spoke, making the figure chuckle before they seemed to stand up, two more torches lighting up and finally illuminating them, making Dipper's eyes widen and his mouth drop.
"You funny, me like that." remarked the young girl with her arms crossed. She was a few years older than him, but not a full blown adult yet. She had long messy red hair that went down behind her back, a small bone going through her ear lobe like a piercing, She had a noticeably big chest that made Dipper's face turn bright red. It looked ready to pop free from her top; that being it looked like it was made from a leopard with the various spots across it with one strap going over her right shoulder. On her right wrist was what looked like a bracelet made of the same material, along with a skirt that didn't reach her knees and made her legs stand out without blemishes. Her toned stomach was on full display which drew his eyes even more to the curve she had going for her. She had a bandage wrapped around her left thigh, a pair of leopard skinned anklets and what looked like a tattoo on her left bicep titled 'BADAX'.
"You….You….uh….uh….." Dipper let out, his throat feeling dry and having a hard time speaking clearly which made the teen girl chuckle, which revealed she had a tooth gap.
"You talk big when coming, what wrong? Leopard have tongue?"
Dipper tried to gulp, the realization he was barely cloth in front of a HOT older girl clicked in his head, making him try subtly crossing his thighs and shook his head. "A-Are you…one of the….Greatest Beasts?"
"Me am, strongest one too." she smirked with pride as she crossed her arms. "Me named Wendy, toughest in all of jungle; who you?"
"M-M-My name's…D-Dipper." he let out before shaking his head and took a steady breath to keep it together. "And I'm on a mission, to…..uh ... .conquer ... .you." he informed, realizing how awkward that sounded coming out of his mouth. He felt like his face was gonna burst into flames with how red he probably looked like.
"Oh? You come to test manliness?" she asked, letting out a chuckle with her eyes looking him over. "Hmmm, you look younger than rest, how old you?"
"I'm…well 12, b-but I'm almost 13! So if you think I'm a kid, I'm almost technically a teen!" he tried to defend himself.
Wendy rolled her eyes before she began to walk towards Dipper who held the spear out, keeping his eyes on her as she moved around him, looking him over closely. "Hmm, it'd have been long time since I see other male like me. Not since last times I leave cave."
"And…what did you want one for?" asked Dipper, mindful of the gorilla and wolf who kept an eye on him.
"Mate of course." she replied bluntly, making Dipper take a moment to try and remember what that word meant. He recalled what it meant for animals, making his eyes widen.
"A mate? You mean to…live with you?"
"Yes. Me wanted mate so I leave cave and go to outside world. Me tried to get good one, but…." she trailed off, looking away as her mind recalled the 'incidents' that happened. Such as a loud high pitched wail, large fires, many humans screaming and running, and one time leading to a large large pointy structure that crumbled to dust. "It not work out."
"Oh dear…" Dipper muttered, watching Wendy walk towards him. He tried to back up, but the gorilla got in the way to cut him off as the older girl smiled.
"You know, for young male, you cute looking." she remarked, crouching down to look at him in the eye which just made him more bashful. "You might make for good mate."
"M-M-M-Me?" he squeaked out, REALLY nervous on how close she was to his loincloth. 'Crap crap crap crap! Keep it together! You gotta focus on the trial! You gotta-'
"Me been wanting mate to scratch itch. It be annoying for long time."
"Wait…itch?"
"Under loincloth."
And like that, Dipper's pupils shrank as it clicked into place. Due his curiosity a year ago, he happened to pick up what that meant, and it was NOT something he was prepared for coming this far to prove his manliness. His mind froze up, but his body? It decided to go with it's instincts.
And that was run like hell.
He suddenly bolted, running past Wendy who was momentarily caught off, along with her animals who didn't expect the small boy to move THAT fast.
When it clicked, Wendy jumped to her feet and let out a snarl before taking off after him. "HEY! Get back! Me want mate!"
"I NEED AN ADULT!"
"ME AM ADULT!"
Dipper kept on running, following the torches light to lead him out of the cave. In no time, he barreled through the opening and ran down the trail. His young mind was not thinking that this was a once in a lifetime chance, it just wanted to get away from her. Mostly due to the fact that if he stuck around, she'd find out about his 'issue'.
He took off down a separate trail through the thicker part of the forest, hearing the sound of the wolf and gorilla which didn't help him reconsider stopping. He tried to keep from tripping over the smallest thing, zigging around several trees that were growing awfully close and making the space small.
The more he ran, the farther away the animal sounds and Wendy's voice grew until he couldn't hear any, but his body kept on moving. This lead to him having to push his way through brush that grew taller than himself, slowing him down. He had to resort to the spear to cut a path through it, the adrenaline dying down and making him pant for breath.
"Gotta…get…away." he got out, urging his body not to stop. He trimmed down less and less brush, losing energy before he stopped and took a moment to catch his breath. The issue? He took one more misstep and hit a branch, yelping before he fell forward through the brush and landed face first into the dirt.
He let out an irritated groan and pushed himself back up, wiping the dirt off his face and noticed he was in an open clearing. Looking around, he was unsure which direction to take before he heard running behind him and turned around, backing up as he saw Wendy burst from the trees with a smirk.
"You run good, but no hide good."
"W-W-Wait! Y-Y-You don't want me for a mate! I'm all stringy!" he gestured to his body as she came closer.
"We fix with meat and hunting."
Dipper looked around, noting how there were a few animals poking their heads from the brushes or came out, watching the moment go down while he swore he saw a few gnomes come out and even what looked like fairies, walking mushrooms with eyes, and ...unicorns? Were those actual unicorns? Oh forget it, he was done for!
Wendy grinned the closer she got, near enough to where her shadow went over him. Right before she could make a move and grab him, a sudden cry made her head perk up and turn. On a high steep cliff edge not far from there, was a three eyed creature with red skin that was smaller than Dipper and had innocent eyes to show it was a young child.
The creature was trying to follow a small butterfly, oblivious the edge near it.
Wendy's eyes widened, her focus on Dipper gone and instead redirected to the baby creature. "HOLY SHIT! WATCH OUT!" she let out, the sentence unbroken before she ran towards the cliff and started to climb up it with expert ease.
The creature began to go over the edge, its hoof near the butterfly before it slipped and went falling over with a cry, only to stop when a hand came up and caught it by its back.
"Gotcha." smiled Wendy in relief before she slowly climbed down, mindful of the child before reaching the bottom and set it down, letting out a sigh of relief as it walked off safe. "That was a close one."
"Wait ... .you can talk normal?" Dipper got out, making Wendy turn to him and go wide eyed before her eyes darted around as the animals and magical creatures stared at her before they all burst out laughing, causing her cheeks to go red.
"Oh man! For some 'Jungle Girl', she sure can talk the queen's language!" mocked one of the unicorns.
"Oooh, maybe she eats with a doily instead of her bare hands." one gnome let out with a snicker.
"For a 'big bad' jungle girl, you sure don't sound like one." came a squeaky voice from one of the fairies as all around she was mocked by the magical beings.
Dipper himself was confused and caught off guard by the sudden turn of things, even noting her gorilla and wolf were joining in on laughing with the crowd.
Wendy tried to hide behind her hair, looking mortified and embarrassed. 'Damn it, I let it slip…'
Dipper turned away and saw a path he could use to run off and be safe, but right as he took a step, he looked back at Wendy and felt bad for her. She might have come on strong, but getting mocked like this? Over something so trivial? That was bringing back some bad memories.
Wendy looked at the ground and was getting a bit emotional, but that's when…
"SHUT UP!"
The animals and magical beings all turned their heads to Dipper who looked mad with them confused, Wendy more so.
"Who cares about how she speaks? In case you idiots didn't see, she managed to rescue a baby that I didn't see any of you try to help save! What does her speech have to do with anything? 'Oh because a jungle girl doesn't talk that way', yeah well what about the rest of you? You live in the forest too, and yet all of YOU are talking complete sentences. Doesn't that mean you should be acting like wild animals and not know how to even say your names?"
The crowd wanted to jeer or yell in their defense, but Dipper kept going.
"The fact you have more time to mock her over something that stupid really tells me none of you have anything more important or worthwhile in your lives. And to the animals? For all of you who should be out hunting for your packs or family? You sure seem to have plenty of time to insult someone who easily climbed a cliff all to save a child. When's the last time ANY OF YOU did something that epic? Go on, step forward."
The magical beings and animal all looked at each other, none of them making a move or speaking up as Dipper crossed his arms.
"And you two?" he looked at the gorilla and wolf, whom he safely could say he lost all fear on. "If you two are meant to be her personal pets or servants? You sure do suck at it if you're gonna sit back and let these losers mock her like that. How'd you like it if they did the same to you? Oh let's laugh at the ape who can't talk like a human or a wolf whose ancestors all wound up being potty trained by normal humans."
The two creatures looked at the other, before their gaze turned down at the ground as Dipper spread out his arms.
"If all of you are done dishing it out because you can't take it, then get lost!"
The crowd stayed silent and stared at the small boy, before they began to walk off one by one, none of them able to say a good or witty comeback, not even a dumb one.
Dipper let out a heavy breath of air he didn't know he was holding in, stunned he got all of that out in one go without stuttering before looking at Wendy who stared at him.
"That…was…really nice of you." she let out, walking closer, but not too close, with Dipper blushing. "Why did you stand up for me?"
"Well…it was the right thing to do." he answered, rubbing the back of his head. "I mean, getting made fun of because of the way you talk is just stupid, you know? But, I'm more confused on why you didn't just talk like that before."
"Ugh, because I wanted them to think I was legit." she groaned, crossing her arms while looking away. "I mean, if I'm living in a cave and surviving off the land, I gotta sound like I'm from the wild, you know? I learned how to talk just fine years ago, but I wanted to keep it up so nobody would think I was soft or some junk. Was fun while it lasted."
"So what if you can talk just fine like any other person? The fact you can do all that alone proves you're a jungle girl. How you talk has nothing to do with it. If anything, you seem just fine to me, and being yourself is way better than trying to act like something else. I mean, you literally have a gorilla and wolf! That's pretty awesome."
Wendy felt her cheeks heat up from that, looking at Dipper in surprise before said animal companions walked over, looking guilty, and began to let out something in their own calls. Dipper was lost, but Wendy smiled and patted them on their heads. "Aw, you guys, I can't stay mad at you. I'll forgive you, but no head scratches for two days."
They let out whimpers, but felt it was fair enough as Wendy turned to Dipper.
"As for you? For someone so young? You got real guts to stand up for me like that. That's hot~"
Dipper tensed up as she crouched down near him, giving him a seductive grin with his face heating up again. 'Oh no.'
"Since you wanna be sweet to me, let me repay the favor. I'll show you what an older girl can do~"
"Uh…nope!" he bolted off, making her growl and hit the ground before chasing off.
"Stop running from me! Me want cute mate and me want now!" she let out, going back to her previous speech as her animals followed.
'Oh man oh man oh man! This is both a dream come true and a nightmare! I wanna say yes! SOOOO much! Why was I cursed!?' he thought, wanting to cry out in anguish and despair, but he went the wrong way and found himself hitting his toe on a rock and went rolling down a steep steep STEEP hill, looking like a blur as he bounced from the crooked geographical location.
Wendy and her animals stopped with the girl cursing before going the other way to try and head to the bottom without injuring herself.
"OW OW OW OW OW OW OW!" Dipper cried out with each impact on his body, feeling like he was in a dryer and unable to tell what was up and down.
His body soon came to a stop when it hit a root, leading to him to land on his side and groan in pain.
"Ow…" he pushed himself up, rubbing the side and noting he was in another clearing. This one however was off. He noted it seemed barren of grass or debris, and had marks that looked like it had been swept. He stood up and looked to see what looked like crudely made huts in the distance, lined up and seemingly in a circle with a noticeably large cave entrance that was between them all. It had flowers decorating the entrance on the edges with a pond in the dead center of the space. "Huh, this is a pretty decent ... .I wanna say village? Yeah, village."
He walked to the pond and smiled, taking the chance to lean down and drink from it, sighing in relief as his mouth felt rejuvenated. When he pulled back up however, he noticed eyes staring back at him from the water's surface. He jumped back and saw a shape rising up towards him. He held his spear out as he saw a large crocodile crawling out and growling at him. "S-Stay back! I've had a long day and I'm NOT gonna be eaten!"
The reptile snarled and made the boy keep backing up before he backed up into something taller than him and strangely fluffy.
"Oh now what?" he muttered in dread, tilting his head back to look up and saw…the head of a llama looking down at him?
The herbivore looked at the odd boy with curiosity with Dipper keeping eye contact with it. Before he could speak, it suddenly tilted it's head back and let out a loud cry that echoed around the area, repeating the sound several times like it was an alarm.
"Oh no." Dipper turned to run, but the crocodile cut him off and slammed its tail on the ground while looking hungry. His peripheral vision saw other figures coming out from the huts, most of them different animals that you wouldn't expect in these forests, along with other tall and skinny figures covered in hair with antlers and scary glowing eyes.
The creatures all surrounded the boy who didn't think his spear would be enough and watched as two leopards stood near the cave's mouth, seeing as someone came walking out and crossed his legs on impulse when he saw it was yet another girl, another cute one too.
"Well well well, what do we have here?" she questioned, holding a knife to her hand and used it to file at her nails. She had blond hair with bell-shaped bangs, with four bones sticking out from the tops; purple eyeshadow with dark markings under her eyes, wearing a brown top that wrapped around under her arms and seemed to be struggling to contain her shockingly massive chest that stuck out from her slim body. The sizes of the mounds were big enough to put Wendy's to shame and made Dipper's face start heating up. Down below her belly had a heart shaped tattoo on it, and the legs were completely exposed with a brown loincloth covering her personal area.
"Uh…hi there?" he greeted out, the girl looking up at him with an unimpressed look before walking over, with Dipper trying to be mindful and NOT stare as her chest bounced with each step.
"And who are you?"
"Uh…m-m-my name's Dipper. N-Nice place you got here." he looked away, looking at the huts as a best excuse to keep from staring too long.
"Well of course it's nice, it WAS made under my leadership of course." she bragged with a smirk as she put a hand on her hip, taking a moment to size him up. "What's with the get up? You out here trying to play jungle boy?"
"Hey! I'm not playing!" he threw back in annoyance, briefly distracted and gave her a frown. "I came out here to take care of an important trial."
"And just what trial would that be?"
"A trial of manliness."
"Ugh! Let me guess, you're with those annoying, sweaty, lunk headed Manotaurs, right?" she asked. Getting a nod, she rolled her eyes and scoffed. "Figures, only someone out here to test their 'manhood' or whatever, would be dumb enough to wander into my territory and get caught."
"Hey! I'm not caught." he refuted, but saw the creatures all move in closer, making him lower the spear down. "Uh…then again, calling it held captive has a nicer ring to it."
"That's what I thought."
Dipper gulped, looking at the ground as Pacifica snapped her fingers, a pair of birds flying down and using their wings to fan her with a smirk.
"So let me guess, you came looking for some great beast or monster, right? To kill it and probably take it back to them?"
"Well…yes." he answered, making Pacifica scoff and laugh. "Hey, it's not funny."
"Of course it is. Those lunkheads barely use their heads, so going off and blindly trying to fight some 'great beast' to prove their 'manliness' is beyond sad."
"Oh yeah? Well what would you know?" he threw back, looking up at her and managing to keep his eyes from drifting down to her chest. "You live out in the middle of the forest with animals and magical creatures around you. How could you manage something like that unless you had to use force?"
"Oh please, I don't need to act like a brute to make them step in line. It's called civilizing them." she replied while the llama walked over to her and let her climb on it. "These huts here? I got them to build them. No sense sleeping out in the open air and get soaked from rain or snow. My slaves know who's in charge and are more than happy to listen."
"Oh yeah, because that always worked out." Dipper rolled his eyes, getting the crocodile to snarl at him and make him back up.
"Ha! I don't expect someone like you to understand. All it takes to keep them in line is a little warning, and peer pressure." she snapped her fingers before the leopards walked over, showing they had on small hats made out of wreaths and flowers. "Building is one thing, but clothes are another. Now they can actually look like more than just some unruly beasts running around in the mud and dirt. As their queen, it's my job to keep them in line and help hold some order in this place. If they could talk, they'd be thanking me."
"Really?" he raised an eyebrow at her. "Because last I checked, they're not exactly wearing suits. They're hardly what you'd call 'clothed'."
Pacifica glared at him and crossed her arms. "Well getting them to wear clothes completely isn't THAT easy buster. They go off and let them get dirty or just chew them up!"
Dipper gave a smirk of victory, which made Pacifica growl.
"If you think it's so funny, how about I revoke your clothing privileges? You're hardly wearing anything, so it wouldn't be any different." she threatened, making Dipper clam up and quickly shake his head.
"No no no, no need. I'll shut up now."
"That's what I thought." she snapped her fingers as the llama moved over near Dipper, giving her the chance to lean closer and look at him closely, which made him uncomfortable. "Hmmm, not gonna lie, you're actually pretty cute, for a lunkhead."
"Uh…thank you?" he replied back, a bit caught off guard with the compliment.
"You know, most girls are all about finding a mate to live with, cherish, and all that junk, but me? I prefer something more useful. A slave is more suited to my style." she remarked, tilting his chin up and smirking. "You must be worth something to survive this long out here, so how about it? Not many get to be my personal minion."
"What?! Forget it!" he pushed her hand away, feeling indignant. "I'm NOBODY'S slave."
"Well if you're not gonna follow my orders and wanna be stubborn, then you'd be better off as a snack for my pet." she remarked while nodding to the crocodile that seemed to lick it's lips.
Dipper paled; completely unaware of several eyes that were watching the interaction go down via several trees around the area.
"Alright boys, remember the plan." came one of the tiny figures as the rest muttered together in agreement. That means you too back there, no goofing around, got it?"
"Shmebulock."
"Now then, you can either get cooked, or eaten raw."
"Wait!"
"ATTACK!"
Dipper and Pacifica perked up hearing a small voice call out. They and the animals turned their heads and saw numerous gnomes gliding through the air on the backs of flying squirrels while several others ran out from the forest towards them with acorns in hand.
"Hey! Nobody ambushes my village! Get them!" commanded Pacifica with her finger pointed.
The animals and creatures around looked at each other before they took off running away, seeing the difference in numbers.
"Hey! Get back you cowards!" she ordered with indignation before looking at the crocodile and llama. "You two! Protect me!"
The crocodile snarled and opened its jaw, only to find it filled to the brim with acorns, rendering it useless and getting dogpiled by the gnomes while the llama started to freak out and jump around, making her cling to it.
"Hey! Stop that!"
Dipper looked around, taking note of the opportunity and began to run towards the nearby forest as the gnomes seemed to be aiming right for Pacifica.
"Get back you little freaks! Get-AHHH!" she let out, her fist swinging out and knocking one gnome away who had been chewing at the edge of her top. The sudden push caused their teeth to tear a small part from the top that was unnoticed by the rest or the girl.
His feet slowed down, but he kept his back to the shenanigans and closed his eyes. "Don't listen Dipper, just keep going and don't stop. No sense in jumping in when you're close to freedom."
"We've got you now!"
"Hey! Watch the hair!" she yelled as some tried tugging at it, but she swatted them off while one of them rolled against her chest with a stick in hand, poking a hole in the fabric of the top as he fell down.
"Don't do it Dipper, just start running and you're home free." Dipper grumbled, gripping his hands as the camera went back over to show Pacifica getting piled on by the gnomes who were trying to tie her up.
"Get off me you little creeps!" she slapped one off before two more grabbed her hand and weighed it down, making it harder for her to defend herself. She saw some look at her chest and lick their lips. "Hey! Don't get any ideas you perv!"
"Silence you!" one spoke up, walking over near her face and shown to be Jeff with a smug look. "This is revenge after you went and took our mushrooms."
"Not my fault they make good hair conditioner. You should be grateful to even be talking to me."
"The only thing to be grateful of is the fact we got ourselves a new queen. You wanna feel important? Well now you can, as our permanent gnome queen for the rest of your days. I mean, come on, you got a chest that pretty much proves it." he gestured to her chest, making her eyes widen in horror before he took a stick and gave another tear into it around the side with a smug grin.
"No way! You can't have this body!" she squirmed harder, closing her eyes and feeling helpless. No minions to help her, unable to stop these gnomes from keeping her in place, and now she was doomed to be a gnome queen made to do who knows what!
"Alright boys, let's-AHHHH!" Jeff was cut off, finding himself flying through the air and crashing into a tree.
The gnomes all turned their heads and saw Dipper with his spear out, looking angry.
"Hey guys, remember? Bet you don't remember this." he held the spear point in front of one of their faces, making him let out a yelp and back up. "Listen to me and listen well. You're gonna leave and NEVER come back. Otherwise you'll find out just what I can do with this."
The gnomes looked at each other, before they scattered and ran off, screaming in terror when Dipper took a thrust at them, the tip ripping another piece off the top from the upper portion.
Dipper gave a victory smile, fist on him and his spear held beside him, striking a pose you'd find in an action movie.
Pacifica herself wiped the gnome hair off her body, while looking up at Dipper in surprise, and confusion. Dipper turned to her with the girl shaking her head and got up, giving a smile with her hand on her hip. "Wow, who knew you'd actually save me. And here I thought you'd turn tail and run."
"Believe me, I was thinking it." he remarked bluntly before seeing her turn her body and put her hands behind her head, sticking her chest out and sending him a wink. His face turned red while he stood at attention. "W-W-What are you…"
"Since I'm in a good mood, to show I'm thankful, I might just let you cop a feel of my girls." She opened her mouth to say something to really get him going-
RIP!
But all thought abruptly stopped at that sound. Dipper heard it too, he quickly turned his head, only for his eyes to widen when he saw a watermelon fall out of newly formed tear in her top and land on the ground. Looking down, she went pale and tried covering the spot.
"You….You stuffed your top?"
"N-No! I just…just…uh…." she looked around, face turning red with Dipper not looking away. She closed her eyes and let out an annoyed groan before reaching in and let the other one fall out before turning away. "Fine! I stuffed my chest to make it look bigger!"
"That…actually makes sense." muttered Dipper to himself, rubbing the back of his head. After all, who ever heard of puberty hitting that hard this early?
"Yuck it all you want, jerk." she huffed, not turning to Dipper who kept his eyes away, but not before catching sight of a binding under the top around her chest. "Yes, I stuffed my top so I'd look bigger than I already am, hahaha, it's hilarious isn't it? And pathetic." she muttered to herself.
"Well, I mean, I wouldn't go that far." he admitted, making her scoff and turn to him with doubt. "No really! I'm serious."
"You're just saying that out of pity. Anybody who'd go and do what I did is nothing but a complete loser."
"That's not true." he denied again, but more firmly. "Look, having a small chest is natural."
"Well I hate it!" she spat, closing her eyes in frustration. "I mean look at me! I don't have a butt, no curves, and a chest that's barely grown an inch! How in the world can anyone take me seriously with a tiny body like this?"
"I mean, it's part of life. Sometimes you end up with a worse deal than you'd like." he looked down at the ground, gripping his spear, before letting out a deep breath. "Even if you wish it could be different…"
Pacifica was silent, keeping her eyes closed before rubbing her arm. "It's also part of why I wanted a sl…I mean, a guy. Figured if I made it seem like I was bigger than I was, it'd be easier. I didn't want them to judge me because I didn't have curves or have a small chest. Figured I'd find someone who could help me fill my needs."
'Man, that sounds like something I would have tried.' he thought, feeling mortified and at the same time a connection with the blonde girl.
"Just…leave me alone. I don't want you here anymore…"
Dipper looked at her, then the nearby trail, before looking back at her and frowned. "Really? You're gonna feel pity for yourself? I thought you were one of the Greatest Beasts?"
"Hey! I am!" she threw back with indignation.
"Then act like it! Don't worry about something like your chest, believe me when I say I can sympathize with how you feel."
"Oh yeah? How?" she raised an eyebrow at him.
"That…That isn't important! What matters is you look at this place and realize that you've got brains. You're onto something with training the animals. Wearing clothes is one thing that needs work, but you got them to build shelter and listen to you, more or less. You've got more than just a big chest, but it's all on you to understand and realize that."
Pacifica stared at Dipper, caught off guard by his praise as she gave the area a brief look before looking back at him. "You're not just saying that, right?"
"I'm dead serious."
She looked at the ground before shedding a smile and looked back at him. "You know, you looked pretty hot scaring those gnomes away."
"Oh, uh, t-thanks." he was caught off guard by that, but felt a dreadful feeling and sense of deja vu.
"And you know just what to say to a girl~" she hummed, walking towards him with Dipper stepping back. "Maybe I should give my hero a real reward~"
"O-O-Or or or! Or, a simple thumbs up." he suggested, stuttering and feeling part of him stirring, but slightly. 'No no no no!'
"I have something better than that~"
Dipper took another step back, praying his body wouldn't betray him before a spear came flying through through the air and landing between them. Caught off guard, they turned their heads and saw Wendy running down with her animal companions.
"There you are!" she cheered, slowing down with a smirk. "Almost got away from me."
"H-H-Hi Wendy." he greeted back, the dreadful feeling hitting harder with Pacifica frowning and crossing her arms.
"What are YOU doing here?"
Wendy turned to the smaller girl and quickly gained her own glare. "Well well, if it isn't little miss stick up her butt."
"Oh please, you're just jealous because I'm a true jungle girl."
"Ha! What jungle girl makes animals play dress up and do all the work for her?"
"It's called improving their society and welfare."
"A real jungle girl is a protector and isn't scared to get messy!"
Pacifica narrowed her eyes before giving a smug look and threw her hair back. "Funny, is that why you somehow stopped talking like one?"
Wendy's eyes widened, covering her mouth before shaking her head. "T-That's not important!"
"Really? Because as I recall, you'd mock me for not talking like that, didn't you?" Pacifica poured it on, making Wendy growl and take note of something before smirking back.
"Guess I was right, your chest was nothing but a fake. My girls? ALL real." she bragged, sticking her chest out while holding them up with her hands, making Pacifica growl back. "Guess someone took some ideas from me, didn't she?"
"Oh I am gonna pop those fat bags!"
"Bring it pipsqueak!"
"Ladies ladies!" Dipper spoke up, stepping in between them before the two could take the first swing, holding up his arms in a placating way. "Please, no fighting! Both your styles have there respective pros and cons, just like any other well intetioned person! The truth is out, you can't take it back, or what you did to each other... but this can be a good thing! You can now just be yourselves and start over from a more honest place! Focusing on doing good for your jungle and other more important things like that!"
Both of them turned to Dipper, giving each other a glare, before letting his words sink in... As well a there personal experience with him. All these things rang through their heads and made them look down.
"He's right."
"Yeah, we SHOULD focus on more important things."
Dipper smiled, relieved at the tension getting stopped before it could really get out of hand.
YOINK!
Up until he felt two hands on his loincloth and the girls started tugging on either side of him!
"Let go! I saw him first!"
"Forget it old hag! He needs a girl closer to his age!"
"Maturity tops brattiness!"
"At least I won't have wrinkles when I hit 30! Now let go!"
"You let go!"
Dipper's eyes widened in panic, grabbing at their hands to try and loosen them as they tried to pull him towards each other by the piece of clothing. "Wait wait wait! Don't tug so hard!"
"Let go!"
"You let go!"
Both of them tugged even harder-
RIP!
They blinked looked down at Dipper-too shocked to cover up who was too shocked to cover up -and they went wide eyed. For In between his legs was what could be considered a vienna sausage... and that was being NICE.
"Oh…my…Bunyan!" Pacifica let out, covering her mouth while Wendy bit her lip and started snickering. "That…That's your d-ahahahaha!"
Wendy was trying hard not to laugh, but it failed and she burst out laughing, holding her stomach while Dipper went completely red and covered the spot.
"I-I-It's perfectly normal sized!" he tried to defend himself, even though it wasn't helping.
"S-Sorry dude, but that's way too tiny!" Wendy let out, falling on her butt as she rolled across the ground.
"I can barely even see it!" Pacifica covered her eyes, throwing her head back and kept on laughing.
"I've had splinters bigger stuck in my toe!" Wendy pounded the ground with her fist.
"No no no! It's smaller than my pinky toe!"
Dipper looked at the girls, feeling beyond embarrassed the longer they laughed. Deciding to ignore the spear and trial entirely, he turned and ran off in a random direction. As he tried to keep from tripping, he ran past numerous animals whose eyes went wide before they started letting out cries that sounded like their own laughter, making Dipper run as fast as possible. He needed to get back to the shack and find a fresh pair of pants.
"Wow! Is that a stick or twig?!"
"It sure ain't no boulder!"
"I've seen worms with more meat on them than THAT!"
"Hey, I guess a groundhog just became the new donkey!"
"Oh man oh man oh man!" Dipper looked left and right before his eyes spotted a bush. Running over, he grabbed it and held it against his groin, but let out a hiss and looked down to see it had thorns jutting out from it, sticking right into his skin. He took a deep breath and kept on running, forcing himself to just ignore the pain and keep on moving.
Somehow without any compass or map, and while dealing with more mocking animals, he somehow managed to reach the shack, albeit with more thorns in his body than he'd have liked.
"Oh thank god, I'm…back…" he panted, feeling immense joy and relief. "Now I can get some pants, forget about some manliness test, and forget this day ever happened."
He headed over to the door, tossing the bush away and letting out a heavy sigh with a smile before grabbing the knob and opening it, closing his eyes as he stepped inside. "Finally, I can-"
"OH MY GOSH!"
"WHAT IS THAT?!"
His eyes shot open before the pupils shrank, taking note of the group of GIRLS staring at him in shock. He felt he heard glass shatter before they all held up cameras and their phones and started taking photos.
"Wow! I can't believe it!" remarked one African girl with what looked like a goofy log shaped hat on her curly dark brown hair.
"It's like looking at a baby!" a girl with brown hair tied into a plat over her shoulder pointed and laughed.
"Dang! And I thought my baby brother was SMALL." remarked another with light brown hair in pigtails.
"Like, it's sad really, who could walk around with something THAT puny?" mocked a girl with magenta hair in a pixie style cut.
"Hey loser! A toothpick is thicker than that!" mocked another African girl with puffy, chocolate brown hair and pink eyeshadow.
Dipper tried to cover his crotch, breaking out in a cold sweat. "W-W-What's going on?!"
"Hate to break it to you LITTLE boy, but your Grunkle had a special sale today: Girls with camera's get HALF OFF...with a purchase over 500$." commented the girl with a plat while grumbling the last part under her breath annoyed.
"Man, I think I might be more of a boy than than him!" Grenda laughed, holding her stomach with her hand while Candy giggled.
"I thought I was looking at his SISTER for a moment there...so tiny...so CUTE…" she remarked while holding her fingers together to show the size while blushing.
HELLO LITTLE DIPPER!
Dipper felt mortified, humiliated, and above all, like he should hide under a rock and never come out as his face got more and more red from each laugh and jab.
His body reacted before he could try and say anything, bolting inside and trying to run past the girls. Said girls chose this time to move faster than he thought and give his bare ass several slaps with a few pinches tossed in, but he managed to get past and headed up the stairs before slamming the door shut behind him, letting out an even stronger sigh of relief before he went to grab some pants.
Downside? He couldn't find any! He freaked out and looked everywhere before it came back to him. It was laundry day, meaning he'd be pantless until it was done. He let out a loud cry of exhaustion and frustration.
He went to hide under the covers of his bed, not wanting to be seen by anyone and shivering due to how cool it felt on his bare butt. He heard his sister come by and try to get him out, but he could tell she had heard what happened from Grenda and Candy, so he made it clear he didn't want to talk to anyone or come out. Heck he wouldn't be surprised if his Grunkle Stan made a jab at dinner, so he decided to pass on that too.
"It's not fair…all I wanted was to prove I was a man, is that so bad? Apparently to the world it was." he muttered, tears in his eyes as he curled up and felt like maybe crying himself to sleep would make it all the more easier on him.
Before he could close his eyes though, he heard the sound of glass breaking. He looked out from the blanket slightly and saw two sets of feet on the floor. He stuck his head out and saw it was Wendy and Pacifica who spotted him.
"Hey Dipper." Wendy greeted.
Dipper paled and closed the sheet, gripping it around him. "I'm not coming out!"
"Dipper, come on, we came here-"
"To laugh again, I figured." he cut Pacifica off who frowned before walking over.
"Just take the sheet off so we can talk!"
"No!"
"Fine, we do this the hard way.'' She and Wendy grabbed the sheets and started pulling, making Dipper try to keep it over him, leading to another tug of war. "Let go!"
"No way!"
"Dipper please! Hear us out!" Wendy pleaded with him, the tugging leaning in their favor.
Dipper kept on tugging, but the mental exhaustion that ate at him was winning, making him groan and let go, letting them rip it off before he sat up. "Fine! Go ahead and have your laughs! I've already lost any shred of dignity I had left, so go on ahead and laugh your heads off."
"Actually….we came here to say sorry." Wendy brought out, bowing her head with Pacifica doing the same, throwing Dipper for a loop who stared at them in confusion.
"You….You're what?"
"We were jerks. After you left, we had a chance to calm down and realize what we did was messed up. You defended me when I was being laughed at for something I had no control over...and that's how I repay you? Pacifica was right...I am a Bitch…" Wendy admitted, looking down at the floor.
"Yes you are, but I was, if anything, an even BIGGER bitch of a hypocrite. I mean really…" she took her top off, shocking Dipper, showing off her bare flat chest which made her cheeks turn pink, " ...do I need to say more?"
"So we figured we'd make it even." Wendy grabbed her top and tore it off, following her loincloth with Pacifica following, albeit slower. They tossed the clothes out the window, leaving them completely bare. Wendy's tits were about a C cup with hips that showed they'd get thicker, and Pacifica may lack curves, but her nipples were the right size to pinch and suck on with legs that were bare and would get better with age.
Dipper's mouth dropped all the way to the floor, his dick reacting and growing hard in response. Granted it wasn't really much better- barely a micro-centimeter at MOST - but the girls were merciful, kept quiet, chose not to comment and instead let Dipper stare...
"That's….That's….wow."
"You know, I heard through the grapevine from some of the local creatures that you're an adventure type." Pacifica smiled, hands on her hips which made her look better. "Figured a strong boy like you might be interested in the Forbidden Temple of Clevelantis. It's meant to be a real hassle to get to, but I heard some tips on just where it might be."
"A lost temple?" he seemed to perk up, making the blonde nod.
"Yeah, I know where the cave that leads to it is. So, care to join us for a little midnight fun?"
"This time the kind where we DON'T fight over you. We even got you a new loincloth." Wendy held out a freshly stitched cloth in her hands from….somewhere?
Dipper looked at the girls, then the loincloth, before taking it and covered up his spot with a smile as he wiped the tears away. "Ok, now you've got my attention. Let's go and find that temple!"
"That's the spirit!" Wendy smiled as Dipper- pausing only long enough for PAcifica to give him the location -ran to the window, finding a vine they no doubt used to get here, grabbed it and went swinging off with a cheer!
EVERYTHING"S COMING UP DIPPER!
...totally unaware of strands of thread stretching from his new loincloth that were being held by with both girls as they grined like loons.
The two looked at the other and nodded-
RIP!
With one mighty yank, the loincloth fell to pieces mid-flight, but Dipper was so existed he failed to notice and continued to swing through the trees bare butt naked...
"So how much of that was BS?" asked Wendy.
"Hey, there IS a temple like that in the woods," she countered before grinning evilly "just not in the 'easy to seal off to prevent escape' cave I told him about. After we have OUR 'midnight fun' I'll gladly lead him to the REAL location."
"Ha! You kidding? After what we got in store for him? I doubt he'll be able to use his legs for weeks!"
Both of them shared a hive-five and went to follow, but heard a knock at the door.
"Hey Dipper! Your clothes are clean! I'll leave him outside the door!" called Mabel before walking away.
Wendy and Pacifica looked to the other before giving evil smiles...
...
After a few minutes, the bundle of clothes had been reduced to unusable shreds...then set ablaze...
'After all...not like Dipper will be needing them ANYMORE...'
Thinks both girls evilly as they swung naked after they're future- equally -NAKED lover in hot pursuit...
...III...
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