/ Duel Universe
/ Author: The Cowboy of Oklahoma
/ Ch 44: Steve's Revenge Second Coming! Duel!!
/ word count: 2557
/ (Author's note: All duel actions are random and fair. Multiple choice decisions made by coin toss. Some explicit content!)
Shelly vs Steve Rematch
"Duel!" They said together.
"I'm going first! Draw!" He started, "I'll set one monster facedown, then end my turn," he finished.
A card back formed on his field.
"Not much of a showin' is it?" Shelly mocked, "now I'll show ya how it's done! I draw!" She started, "I reveal Amazoness Silver Sword Master to special summon Amazoness Spy."
A tanned-skinned woman wearing a dark blue cape, green skirt, crimson under cloth and mask, skull shoulder protection, and a long dagger appeared.
"Then I'll normal summon Amazoness Princess, by summoning her I can get an Amazoness spell or trap card from my deck, and I'll choose Amazoness Secret Technique."
A short tanned-skinned woman wearing red cloth, purple highlights, skull decorations, horned headdress, and shoulder-high spear.
"Then I'll set scale seven Amazoness Silver Sword Master in the pendulum zone. She gives all my Amazoness monsters an additional 100 attack based on their individual levels."
A tanned-skinned woman wearing white cloth, brown cape, dark gray bracers, gray skull headdress, and long broadsword, appeared then was encased in a beam of light and lifted off the ground to settle above the duel field.
"Now I'll activate my Amazoness Secret Technique to fusion summon usin' Amazoness Princess, who is considered a Queen while on the field, and Amazoness Spy to fusion summon Amazoness Empress!"
A pool of swirling colors formed behind her, then Princess and Spy turned into flares and shot down into the vortex, then a huge flash shot out, forming a tanned-skinned woman wearing green cloth, brown leather skirt, deep red cape, white bracers, skull headdress, and long draconic broadsword, appeared.
"She protects all other Amazoness cards on my field from battle or effect destruction, also she allows my Amazoness monster to deal piercin' damage. Next, I'll equip Amazoness Heirloom to my Empress, protectin' her from battle destruction once per turn, then it destroys whichever monster she battles. And finally, I'll activate Amazoness Fighting Spirit. Whenever one of my Amazoness battles a stronger monster, they gain an additional 1000 attack during the damage calculation. Now my Empress is standing at 3600 attack points and if ya try to surpass her, she'll gain an additional 1000 attack, reachin' a whoppin' 4600!"
Both women stood resolute against everything this man was and were determined to eliminate him permanently!
"Battle! Empress, attack his facedown monster, and let's show him how we girls do thin's too evil bastards that torment our sister!" She commanded.
The Empress charged forward and brought her long sword down onto the unseen card without mercy! The card flipped face up, and a round sickly-looking creature with a see-through membrane and weird finger-like fibers showed itself but was immediately cut in half, dealing him -3500 in damages, and leaving him with 4500 life points.
"You may have dealt me a heavy blow, but you also triggered my Giant Germ, it deals you 1000 damage and then allows me to summon another one to take its place from my deck!"
The two halves of the creature she cut suddenly moved with speed and threw parts of itself at Shelly, landing on her arm and duel disk dealing her -1000 in damages, and leaving her with 7000 life points.
"Tch! So what? I still took out nearly half yer life points in a single move, next turn I'll be able to finish you off!" She mocked, "I end my turn," she finished.
"I draw!" He started, "You know what, I'm feeling generous. Having just sampled some of her sweet juices from your oh-so-precious sisters' pussy, I'll give you a shot to end me," he mocked and rubbed at his lips for emphasis.
"You bastard! I'm going to kill ya' if it's the last thing I do!" She threatened again.
"Sticks and stones bitch, let's see what you can do. First I'll turn my germ to defense mode, next I'll summon my last Giant Germ to go with its siblings," he mocked her with the term, "then I'll set one card facedown and end my turn here," he finished.
"Oh, y'er goin' to regret that! I draw!" She started, "I summon Amazoness Blowpiper."
A tanned-skinned woman wearing green cloth, simple purple strap leg bracers, and a blue blowpipe with a skull on the end appeared on the field.
"Now she's at 1100 due to my pendulum ability, battle! Blowpiper attack his defensive Giant Germ and deals him piercin' damage!" She commanded.
The new shorter woman lunged forward and blew into her pipe, a small dart lancing out, striking the blob of a creature, deflating somewhat, dealing Steve -1000 in damages, leaving him with 3500 life points.
"So what, don't forget that my Germ still deals you 1000 in damages when it's destroyed so have some more!"
More of the germ splattered onto Shelly's arm, dealing her -1000 in damages, leaving her with 6000 life points.
"Now I do believe I'm just about weak enough for you to defeat me," he taunted her.
"Empress, attack his final Germ and then we can finish this duel!" She commanded.
"Not so fast. I have a facedown card, remember? And it isn't going to let you have your way. Crackdown allows me to steal one of your monsters and keep her as my own!" He explained, "and the bitch I'll be taking is your Empress! She may be able to defend others, but she leaves herself wide open to counters."
The Empress charged forward and went in for a killing blow when suddenly ropes shot out and wrapped around her wrists, and waist, squeezing her breasts out hard and finally around her legs, pinning her to the ground in an uncomfortable manner.
"No!" She exclaimed.
"Oh wait a minute, no I'm not. Your Empress has fallen short and left me with a chance to make a comeback!" He mocked her again, "now I have another one of your 'sisters' to play with as I see fit," he laughed, noticing the grimace that came over the female card's face.
"Grrrr! One more turn Steve, that's all y'all get from this short reprieve. Then I'll end this duel and ya' along with it!" She threatened back.
"Oh, I'm quacking in my boots."
"I end my turn," she finished, scowling.
"Oh goodie, my move then, I draw!" He started, "first off we get rid of my Germ, tributing it to summon my Dark Summoning Beast."
A black creature with a reddish-pink underbelly, blood-red wings with a dark-grey underside, and blood-red cloth wrapped around its waist.
"It's a big fan of your Empress really! And to show her some appreciation, he just wants to hold the bitch close!" He explained.
The evil monster rubbed its sickly hands all over the Empress's body. The female monster was obviously not enjoying the sensation but was unable to move due to the ropes that were wrapped around her, holding her in place.
"This is similar to what I just got through doing to your beloved sister, Akiza," he said while sniffing and licking the fingers he'd used on his victim.
Shelly was enraged again, and screamed at the top of her lungs, "NO!"
"Ha, ha ha hahaha!" Steve just laughed at her pain, "yes! More! Give me More!"
"ENOUGH!" A voice bellowed from the side.
All present, monsters included, looked at where the voice came from, and there I stood, Moonie floating right beside me.
"Enough of your prattling! Enough of your sick and twisted games! And enough of you Bensen! I figured you were just trying to lead us out here to get rid of us, but I didn't think you'd be stupid enough to try something like this without making sure we were defeated first. So now you'll have to contend with both of us, at the same time!" I said, "Moonie, fly ahead and find Akiza! Get her and yourself out of her! Head straight back to where we left from the dragons!" I told her.
"But, Master, what about you?" She hesitated but opened her wings.
"Go! She needs you more than I do right now!"
"No! The bitch is mine! I tribute my Beast to special summon Raviel, Lord of the Phantasms!
The beast suddenly grew in size, wrapped in a shroud of darkness it changed from black to blue, dark purple underside, and black membranes on the wings.
It was an anti-god card, or an anti-beast if you will.
"Now battle! Swat that winged bitch out of the sky!"
"I don't think so asshole!" I said as my duel disk activated.
[Duel interruption! Life point penalty!] The automated system called out as it removed half my life points.
His anti-god lunged forward reaching for Moonie, I snapped on my duel disk, took the penalty, drew my cards, and slammed down the monster that started our journey home. My disk flashed red and reduced my life points by -4000, leaving me with only 4000 life points.
"Rainbow Kuriboh, defend!" I countered.
A rainbow-glowing chain of energy flew out of my duel disk at light speed, wrapping around his monster's arm, pulling it back down to the ground.
"Rainbow Kuriboh can transform to meet the needs of the scenario, and right now we need to chain your ass down!" I explained.
"Grr! Fine! I'll just get her back later. I've already turned her into a woman," he sneered.
Shelly gritted her teeth and clenched her fist at the implication.
"But back to the matter at hand, next I'll set one card facedown, then activate the Dark Door. Now we can only attack with one monster each battle phase."
"Looks like to me, you're running scared," I mocked.
"Yeah, why restrict our attacks if yer so 'high and mighty," Shelly scoffed, a look of disappointment on her face.
"I ain't as distracted as you are right now Shelly. I won't get distracted because my sister was raped before I could do anything about it." Steve challenged.
"Don't let him draw you in. Moonie will find and protect her until we can reunite you two," I said reassuringly.
"Okay, I get it," Shelly sighed through gritted teeth.
"Whatever, next I activate Allure of Darkness, I draw two cards then banish a 'dark' monster from my hand, Twin-Headed Wolf will do. Next, I banish Dark Summoning Beast from my gy and gain Hamon, Lord of Striking Thunder from my deck to my hand!" He explained, "I end my turn," he finished.
"Now it's my move asshole, and I'm not going to fall for any of your little tricks. I draw!" I started, "since I don't control a special summoned monster, I can special summon Proof of Pruflas."
A small gray creature with see-through yellow wings and a small blue horn appeared.
"Then I'll summon Slower Swallow, its ability allows me to tribute it now, but then I get to draw two cards during my next turn," I explained.
"That won't help you in the long run, Ka'an! I'm still in control of this duel!" Steve jabbed.
"For now, you mean," I mocked, "but until you can prove that to me, I'll activate Backup Squad, now for every 1000 damage I take, I get to draw a new card. Lastly, I'll set one card facedown and end my turn," I finished. 'If I could have tribute summoned, I would have, but at least my field is covered,' I monologued internally.
"My move, I draw!" She started, "first Blowpiper decreases yer Raviels attack by 500!"
Blowpiper blows a dart into Raviel's side, a poison slightly reducing its attack points.
"Tch!" Steve grunted.
"Then I activate Amazoness Spellcaster, now I can switch the attack of two monsters on our fields, and then I can go in for an attack! I'll switch Blowpipers', and Empress's attacks. Now, to get her off yer field, battle! Blowpiper attack your Empress, and end her misery and remove her from his field!" Shelly commanded.
Blowpiper moves in and punches her Empress with her fist, dealing Steve -2300 in damages, leaving him with 1200 life points.
"Heh hehe, had to kill your own card to save her. I was just beginning to enjoy the show too," Steve mocked, "to see her squirm and her tits were just about to poke out of her…"
"Shut it ya freak! I end my turn," she finished.
"Ooo, so scary," Steve fanned being hurt, "not. I draw!" He started, "I summon Dark Beckoning Beast."
A creature best described as a mash-up of all three phantasms appeared with yellow limbs, a blue-slender body, and red wing membranes.
"It allows me to gain Uria from my deck, then I activate Polymerization to fuse all three of my lv10 monsters to summon Phantasm Emperor Trilojig."
A dark purple bulbous creature with faint yellow accents and spiked feet appeared.
He can deal an opponent direct damage for how strong their monster is, and since Shelly's Amazoness is the strongest, she gets 400 in damages!" He explained.
Trilojig raised a limb and fired a beam through Spy and into Shelly, dealing -400 in damages and leaving her with 5600 life points.
"Now, battle! My Emperor will devastate Shelly's field! Attack her Blowpiper!" He commanded.
"Not if I have anything to say about it! Go trap card, Oath of Companionship! Now since I don't control a special summoned monster from the extra deck, I can take your monster for the duration of the turn Bensen!" I countered.
"Grrr!"
"Thanks, Ka'an!" She said gratefully.
"Fine! I'll end my turn!" He finished.
"My move, I draw!" I started, "thanks to Swallow, I get to draw two cards. Next, I'll turn Pruflas to attack mode and then do something a little foolish, but I think it will be worth it in the end," I said.
"Ka'an, what are ya doing?" Shelly asked.
"Trust me," I said, "battle! Now Pruflas attack Shelly's Blowpiper!" I commanded.
"What!?" She exclaimed, but could do nothing else but watch.
My Pruflas ran forward and slammed directly into Spy, destroying itself, dealing me -1000 in damages, and leaving me with 3000 life points.
"Now my Backup Squad will activate and allow me to draw a new card," I said, then grinned at what I had just gained.
"Delivering yourself to your own defeat? I appreciate that Freeman," Steve bragged.
"Not quite. Now, I will set three cards facedown, then set one monster in defense mode. That ends my turn," I finished.
"Ka'an! What are ya planning?" Shelly asked.
"Just wait, it will be clear later on," I said vaguely.
"Whatever! Just get on with your turn Shelly!" Steve barked.
"Okay, I'm trusting ya Ka'an, I draw!," she started, "I set one card facedown, then turn my Blowpiper to defense mode. That ends my turn," she finished.
A card back appeared on her field.
"Finally, I draw! You two are so boring, I want to get back to my toy," Steve mocked Shelly's feelings for her sister, "I turn my Beast to defense mode. Now battle! Emperor attack Freeman's facedown monster!" He commanded.
Trilojig slammed a massive fist down on my only monster, destroying it. An afterimage of a turtle appeared but vanished quickly.
"Now, your field is empty and next turn I'll end you for good!" Steve threatened.
"Blah, blah, blah. Keep talking Bensen," I said unphased.
"I end my turn," he finished.
To be continued…