This fic was only meant for comedic purposes, please do not waste your time on taking it seriously! Enjoy the laughs!
{{DISCLAIMER: I do not own DATE A LIVE! Everything is own by Koshi Tachibana!}}
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Raizen High School Specifically the hallways
Tohka's POV
Alright a little bit of a run down. Spacialquake has been detected in other words Yoshino. Me and Shido are running our butts back to the classroom to meet up with Head Analyzer Reine Murusame aka my sorta step mom. I mean it kinda make sense though? right?
As we were near the classroom everyone started lining up as they were about to head to the shelter. Reine was quietly waiting for us.
"Good you're here. let's go." Reine looks at me me. "Leave Tohka behind."
"Umm yeah... actually, she wants to come with us."
"Hmm, her powers may be sealed but if she were to see you going on a date with someone, then her stress level would leak a bit of her powers." Reine stated. With knowing how spirits could destructive she had to be cautious.
I didn't budge from that. First of all I'm not canon Tohka. Second I ain't dumb af. Third I can control my powers thank you very much! and lastly I ain't dense like Shido.
"I don't see a problem with that at all. Plus I could be like your wingwoman and help you out!" I happily cheered.
Reine just simply sighed. "Alright will head back to fraxinus."
Me and Shido nodded.
"ITSUKA! YATOGAMI! MURUSAME! why are you dawdling back there?! If you don't evacuate now, you'll be in seriously danger!"
"Sorry Miss Okamine but something has came up for us, but do not worry we'll be in the shelter in no time." I ran behind as I grabbed both Shido and Reine's hand. "Later!"
"WHA? YOU THREE COME BACK HERE! WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING?!"
We were a bit far away from where she was yelling. Damn she could yell.
"Huh leaving her without a proper explanation." Reine who seemed to be rather surprised to see me act a bit stubborn from there. But we can't waste anytime now.
"Yeah, Cause I didn't want to waste. After all the spirit happens to be in danger right now, I can feel it." I lied the last part. "Reine have fraxinus teleport us!"
She nodded.
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A few moments later
Fraxinus
We eventually arrived at the airship. We had to make a stop and get prepared for the mission. In other words Reine had to change to her uniform, I had to go for a pitstop by the water fountain cause I been running lately around the place and ever since we finish the video my throat seemed to be dry. Of course I had to take off the crab suit. Shido on the other hand was waiting for us.
Luckily Kotori was waiting patiently for us back at the main deck along with Kannazuki AKA Darkness' long lost relative and the other crew members.
"Good, you made it." She pointed. "Well for the aftermath that is. Oh I see you brought Tohka along."
"Actually she invited herself in." Shido shrugged.
"Of course! It's obvious you're going to need my help!"
"Like you know anything about love Tohka!" Shido retorted. He isn't really aware that I have any experience on romance. But this mission will prove him wrong.
Kotori's vein began to pop out of irritation of our pointless arguement.
"ENOUGH BOTH OF YOU! HAVE YOUR EYEBALLS TURNED TO THE PROJECTOR! NOW!"
Both our heads turned as she demanded.
The huge monitor projected in the main deck shows a little girl with blue sapphire hair wearing a green bunny coat. Her age seems to be at a range of 12-14 years old. On top of that she was holding a puppet to her left hand. This was Yoshino and Yoshinon.
It appears she's standing on a crater that she caused by accident. I kinda feel bad to the kid.
I looked over to Shido with his eyes seems to be widened. So it appears he's has already met her. Damn it I wanna meet her so badly. But I might screw up the timeline if I do so. But Hey I'll be fucking it up when it's the right time to move.
"It's smaller than usually this time." Kotori commented.
"I like to say this is a good sign but It seems average for hermit." Kannazuki stated.
Both commanders were looking at Yoshino's spirit power readings as the screen shows her aura glowing.
"Now that you've mentioned it, Her energy seems to be small than anything I ever sense."
"Wait you can still sense spirit energy Tohka?" Kotori was surprised. "But your powers were sealed!"
I cleared my throat. "Let me try to explain it to you guys, How I still got some spirit juice in me. A human being actually emits more body and spirit energy hence why I still have my sense in me. Or Maybe it's because I got experience, I don't know really hehehe."
I nervously rubbed my head's backside. Truth be told I really have no idea. I think my bet has to go with plot on this.
The commanders were left dumbfounded. Knowing that Human can actually emit some spirit energy.
"I see." Kotori said.
Shido was perked but then returns back to the girl on the screen as he remembered something.
"Wait, hermit?"
"The name of the spirit that appeared this time, She known to be docile than the other spirit we've seen." Kotori stated. "Well apart from Tohka."
"HEY!" I shouted. "I'll have you know I had my situation under control but it was only ruined when the AST arrived!"
"Keep telling that yourself." She countered.
I crossed my arms and angrily gritted my teeth. The screen then zoomed to Yoshino as we get a proper close on her. KAWAIIII~~~~
I'm losing my cool right now.
"Wait, I've seen this girl before!"
"Seriously? Man you must be really popular with the lolis." I commented. "Sooner or later once you kiss this one, you might start ranking up from a virgin chad to a virgin lolicon."
"Shut up Tohka!" He retorted with hint of pink tint on his face.
"Enough you two, Tell me Shido, Where and when?" Kotori asked curiously.
"I meet her at the shrine two nights ago."
Kannazuki held his pad up and read the reports on Yoshino.
"We were already tracking her by then, we saw no disruptive of her spirit wave at that time."
"So kinda like mine, when I tried to suppress my powers huh?" I thought out-loud.
"Yep." Kotori replied.
We then get notify that Yoshino was getting attacked by the AST. The monitor demonstrated Yoshino's speed against the AST. Boy she was fast. Most of it were dodging attacks, she wasn't fighting back at all. She stated herself that she didn't want to hurt anyone... Unless it involves harming Yoshinon she would fight back.
"How could they fire on a little girl!"
"Appearance doesn't matter to the AST." Kotori simply said.
"Look she's trying to run away! what they're doing is wrong!"
I karate chop Shido head lightly.
"HEY! what the? What was that for?!"
"Dude you're not the only one who's too sickening to watch this!"
"To- Tohka?"
Kotori follows it with. "Listen Shido don't feel sorry about her, that behavior will only make you weak."
"She's right you know. being soft gets your guard down. You gotta tough in up Shido! Don't forgot I'm not the only spirit around here. You might face some spirit that will be hard to seal."
Cough Kurumi Cough.
The monitor then shows Yoshino struggling to escape which caused Shido to get motivated on the mission.
Shido then faced Kotori. "Tch, alright. Let's do it! I wanna save her!"
I smirked. So did Kotori.
"There you go, acting like a hero, that is so my big brother." She looked below the crew members. "Listen up! Prepare for type one capture!"
"RIGHT!"
Before Shido could leave I grab shoulder and handed him something.
"Shido wait, before you leave take this with you." I handed a capsule ball of some sort.
"What is it?" He questioned.
"It's a spirit capsule. If things go out hands just throw this at the spirit and it would capture her safely." I lied. It's basically a summoning item and It's already signed by me. So when he decided to throw that ball. The ball would summoned me automatically putting my duck suit on. Kinda like summoning a Yokai from those TV shows.
"Uhh sure." Being so oblivious he took it anyways.
"Seriously a spirit capsule?" Kotori seemed rather confused on the item I gave him.
"I lied about the description, You'll found out sooner."
"Okay then, Well i think it's about time we go to another date."
"Commander Hermit has entered the vicinity!"
They mean't that she has entered inside the abandoned mall or department store.
"Yo Kotori would it be alright for me to help out on the decision?" I asked.
Kotori didn't look very sure until Reine helped me out a bit.
"I think it's for the best that Tohka participate as well. After all her sense of logic and common sense is sorta superior to our reasoning."
"Tsk, Fine but don't screw this up!" Kotori accepted.
Finally, I mean this operation is a game to them and of course I did play some dating sim games back in my world especially Date A Live: Spirit Pledge. How bad could this possibly be?
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Abandoned Mall
Shido's POV
Alright, I got myself teleported this mall. They did say that little girl should be somewhere inside this place. Seriously a spirit capsule? What is Tohka thinking.
The store section that I got myself landed was creepy as hell. Lots of mannequins were everywhere and on top that the place was dark, Their faces will literally staring at my soul.
Maybe I should back out... NO I need to save that little girl!
As I tried to look around I was then spooked by someone. I turned around and was met with a Rabbit puppet to my face.
[BOO!] The puppet spoke.
"FAAAAA- AAAAHHHHHH!" I screamed. I feel down and landed on my butt. Man that hurts.
[Don't tell me you're here to bully Yoshinon too!] It spoke again.
I was still taken back that this thing was still talking but I noticed the same girl I me two night ago was hanging upside down. Gotta say that quite the ventriloquist skill she got.
She then finally turned her position landed herself on the floor. I wonder if Tohka has that skill.
[Ooohh If it isn't the lucky lecher has returned for more hasn't he!]
Did puppet had it's own eye bags just now?
'Shido hold on a se-' Kotori was then interrupted.
'HOLY SHIT DID THAT PUPPET SOUNDED LIKE HAPPY!? ASK HER TO SAY AYE SI- HE- H-HEY WHAT THE?!' Tohka shouted on my ear piece which caused me to hold my side as she intervened. But was later told to shut up by Kotori.
'Anyways after that rude interruption wait for a minute.' She sounded Irritated on speak.
After just half a minute.
'Shido go with three.' She commanded.
'But three might make him like a complete idiot! I mean Shido is already one so why make him even more stupid?' Tohka rudely commented on the decision.
Is she trying to make me look bad on purpose?
'Shido just ignore the comment and go with it. Plus it will bright it up the mood!'
Fine I guess. I mean what kind of person would talk like that?
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Tonomachi.
I cleared my throat. "Excuse me miss, but I don't know what you mean. I'm just a wondering vagabond."
The girl went silent until the puppet burst out laughing. I couldn't really tell if it was really laughing or not. But judging how it took for the rabbit to laugh. It seems she found it very funny.
[AHAHAHAHHAHAHA! You tried to make me laugh, didn't you? Nobody would talk like that seriously!]
I tiredly smiled. Good to know.
"Glad you liked my joke so, my name is Shido. You are?"
[Oh I'm sorry! How embarrassing! I forgot to introduce myself to you. Ahem. My name is Yoshinon! isn't it cute? Is it?]
Yoshinon that is a cute name. I just stood there smiling at her introduction.
"Uhh Yeah, sure it's so is that uhh your name or the puppet? Do you guys share name?"
Wait why do I get the feeling I done goof on that?
Earpiece decided to bring a loud voice on call. Tohka.
'SHIDO, THINK OF SOMETHING TO DIVERSE THE SITUATION, YOU'RE IN A RED FLAG!'
Wait red flag what does she mean?
'Tohka's right, her happiness meter just went down dramatically! WHAT THE HELL DID YOU SAY?' Kotori shouted.
I didn't say anything rude. I only asked if they share the name. It's just simple harmless question and your telling me that's dead red flag?
"I only asking why she only talks in ventriloquism that all." I casually responded.
I turned around to see a very menacing Yoshinon in front of me as it gave out this very murderous aura. Oh shit.
[I do NOT know what you're a talking about Shido, but what is ventriloquism.]
Did those eyes just glowed?
Crap, crap what do I do?
'Shido, just find a way to keep her happy again.' Kotori instructed. Yeah I need to find a way. But how?
"Uhh right, I get your point so uhhh Yoshinon is... Yoshinon right? hehehe."
[Ahhh Shido you dog, you're one of those people who jokes a lot aren't you? Real question is why did you come here?]
I was prepared for that question. But I get the feeling Tohka going to start commenting on this response. I'll just hope for the best that she doesn't.
"B- Be- Because well I know it's sudden, but... w- wil- will you go on a date with me?"
[A date?]
The puppet and the girl seemed confused on my request.
'Pedophile.' A very venomous voice came.
My guess, Tohka.
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Back at Fraxinus
Tohka's POV
So far the date is going according to canon. Shido almost screws it up by insulting Yoshinon and him managing to ask her on a date.
But what my biggest worry is that why does everyone around me sound like dub cast and not the sub?
I mean Yoshino's dub voice actor, Tia Ballard is the same voice actor as Happy from Fairy Tail, I couldn't really resist it. My inner fanbo- Fangirl was taking over.
Well anyways it looks like they have been mostly playing around inside the place. I guess this is the part where accidentally kiss? I should call the FBI on him.
The monitor shows Yoshino standing on the steel pipe shelf as she was balancing herself. Seriously? We she is a spirit and they can float.
Wait a minute Shido is below her and Yoshino is sorta wearing a dress under her rabbit coat.
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Shido be looking under her dress. Pedophile.
But of course she lost her balance and fell on Shido as their lips touched together. If I was in someone's body. Tohka wouldn't like at all. But guess what, it doesn't affect at all but something widen my eyes.
"What the hell is that on his pocket?" Kotori asked. The monitor zoom close to Shido pocket as there were crack shells and it was emitting some kind of mist.
Wait isn't that the spirit capsule?
Why am I glowing? Oh right he used the capsule in other words I'm being summoned there.
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Well time to improvise. I smirked.
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"Wait why is Tohka glowing!?" Kotori shouted in a questioned tone.
"Don't worry Kotori! I'll be back in no time. But for not it's time for me to improvise!" I smirked and saluted to her as I disappeared. I was then teleported to where Shido and Yoshino were at the scene.
In my duck suit AKA Uncle Quakas.
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Shido POV
I notice too quickly that Yoshinon decided to stand on top of the steel pipe shelf.
[Tell me what you think Am I cool or Am I the coolest ever?!]
She was slowly trying to balance herself up there. But I had to act somehow.
"Wait hold on, you might fall, that not safe!"
[Hey waittt, I asked if I was cool or the coolest woah ahhh...] Yoshinon was mockingly repeating myself but then she lost her balance and was about to fall straight to the floor.
I immediately came to her rescue and got her land safely... on top of me?
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CRACK!
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It felt like my lips were touching something wait. Our faces met and with that I accidentally kiss her?!
OHHH NOOOOOOO!
Hold on I heard a crack noise from there. I quickly got off of Yoshino and noticed my pocket. The spirit capsule broke and weird mist started appearing.
"Howdy there Nephew!"
That voice I recognized it. My entire face was drained. I faced my front and was meet with. What do you know. It's my self proclaimed uncle. Uncle Quakas. But in harsh reality it was Tohka in disguise.
As Yoshinon was dusting herself the puppet Yoshinon was awed at this sight.
[Wooooah!~ What are you?!]
"Hmm." Uncle Quakas stared at the puppet Yoshinon. The suit was actually much bigger than Yoshinon. "Are you food?"
"Nononononono! She's not food Uncle Quakas! That's Yoshinon!" I intervened.
"Okay, Blue Yoshi or whatever you are. Nephew what have you been doing with this little girl?"
Wait why is Tohka asking that?
"Huh what do you mean?" Drip of sweat started running down my face.
"Well you kissed her on the lips."
[OH man you missed it! It was amazing, we enjoyed every moment of it!] The girl was seen tint of red on her face.
"I see. Nephew Imma going to have to take you to custody." Uncle Quakas flat out responded.
"WHAT?!" I shrieked in surprise.
"I can't have an employee who's into little girls such as this angel here."
[Buttttt wait a minute how did you appear here Mr Quakas?]
"Oh that thing on his pocket summoned me here!"
[And what are you Mr Quakas?] Yoshinon and her master was very curious.
"I'm a Yokai spirit!"
What has this conversation landed us on.
'Shido Listen, about Tohka improvising it seems to be actually effective. Hermit's happiness meter is actually on stable. That Conversation is really going pretty well. But don't worry about Tohka's mood.' Kotori informed me.
That's relief.
"You wanna join the empire?"
[Uhh empire?]
"That's right my nephew is part of it! Were going to make lots of money!" Uncle Quakas turned it's entire body around. "In this backwater town! Do you follow niece?"
[Uhh I don't suppose I would have any work eff-]
Suddenly Uncle Quakas grabbed Yoshinon and it took off from the girl's hand. It seems that it's shaking Yoshinon intensively.
"Listen good, were going to make lots of money! With you preforming on stage. But do not worry you get half of the reward while Nephew gets a percent of it!"
"Please give it back!" The green coated rabbit girl was desperately trying to get Yoshinon back.
'Shido, tell that idiot Tohka to quickly hand over her puppet back. Her mental conidition is over the place, she needs to calm down!' Kotori informed me.
Quakas was busy yapping that it totally forgot that it was holding Yoshinon lifelessly. While her master was at her break point.
"Uuuuh oh... well sh-" Until Quakas finish.
"{ZADKIEL!}"
With one yell she summoned what appears to be giant white rabbit with a very freaky face and it's breathing ice? She uses water and ice? I mean it makes for this bipolar weather but.
"Uhh shit... I got too carried away there!" Quakas seemed to be breaking character.
"OH YOU THINK?" I irritatingly responded.
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Tohka's POV
So far so good. I thinks this improvising is starting payoff! Yoshino's mood level is stable and so as her happiness meter. I think I should get an award for best wingm- I should stop referring myself as man. But you get the idea.
The Uncle Quakas summoned was such huge sucess up until I...
Grabbed Yoshinon unknowingly that I actually had her on my hand.
"Listen good, were going to make lots of money! With you preforming on stage. But do not worry you get half of the reward while Nephew gets a percent of it!"
"Please give it back!" Yoshino who was desperately trying to get Yoshinon back.
I was busy yapping that I totally forgot that I was holding Yoshinon lifelessly. While her master was at her break point.
That can't be good at all
"Uuuuh oh... well sh-" Until I finish talking.
"{ZADKIEL!}"
With one yell she summoned what appears to be giant white rabbit with a very freaky face and it's breathing ice? She uses water and ice? I mean it was shown in Spirit Pledge and the fandom about her powers soo.
"Uhh shit... I got too carried away there!" I seemed to be breaking character.
"OH YOU THINK?" Shido irritatingly responded.
Yoshino hopped on to {Zadkiel} and it seems she was in control. With that she froze the entire floor in ice as a howl came to the angel.
"Her angel?" Shido questioned.
"Like {Sandalphon} You dense protagonist!" I shouted.
the side of the building's window shattered along with book shelves falling. But tragedy struck as the rain turned to an bunch ice shards heading toward Me and Shido's direction without but second too late the ice shard made in contact with my duck suit piercing each part of it. As half of the suit was torn. Revealing my face and upper body.
Ha you thought I was naked! but I had my school uniform on! Suck on that pervs!
But I was pissed.
Wait is it charging an attack? That was never in the anime or the light novels. crap.
"Tohka Let's go it looks like she's charging an attack!" Shido warned.
No I can't just ran away. Even we did that attack would reach us and we wouldn't even have time to get teleport back to Fraxinus.
"Shido stay back, I'm going to block that move."
"Are you insane?"
"Normally yes, but trust me on this!" I smiled back with determination.
I finally ripped the lower part of the duck suit so I can move a little freely. Tohka did say that desire is the key to summon Sandalphon. With my powers sealed a little bit. Summoning an Angel is going to be tricky.
After my desire to protect comes first.
here we go!
"{SANDALPHON!}"
With a shout of my angel. A floating sword appeared. That was it. But I wasn't done just yet.
I smirked. I took Sandalphon and had on a shield stand. That's right. Due to my abnormal amount of anime reference stacking up in my mind. I just had to do it. Plus I actually do need it.
"{SANDALPHON} SHIELD FORM: SPIRIT BARRIER!" I shouted as my suppose sword {Sandalphon} transformed into the iconic Shield Hero Small Shield with the green gem being purple. The skill that I activated summoned a territory much like the AST's equipped Shield but only a small radius. It did protect us from the incoming howl beam.
"{ZADKIEL}: HOWLING STORM!" Yoshino shouted. Damn it even has a cool name... No pun intended.
As the attack died down. Yoshinon took the opportunity to just leave the place. Causing a massive ruckus outside the place.
I then heard gunfire shots indicating that the AST were firing at her. Poor thing. Damn I was too careless.
With that done. I quickly have my angel disappear from my arm.
Wait a minute. something is missing
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I dropped YOSHINON!?
seriously that as well? so much for preventing that! Damn what a waste.
I didn't seemed to spot Yoshinon anywhere. Which means Origami must of found her outside beneath the rubble from earlier.
"Tohka, are you alright?" The haremist asked out of concern.
"Yeah, I'm alright... Fuck, Kotori is going to be piss." I began to sweat. Just the thought about her wrath scares me. I turned my head to have one final look at the ripped and destroyed duck suit.
In respect I saluted.
'Quakas Suit you will be miss!'
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Back in Fraxinus
Kotori's POV
I can't believe it, That idiot! SHE ONLY HAD ONE JOB AND SHE BLEW IT!
"Commander are you alright?"
"Tch, I'm fine." I wasn't fine really so to blow some steam off, I smack Kannazuki directly to the face.
"OH GOOODDDDD, YESSSSS!~~~" He joyfully enjoyed.
"Can you pin point Hermit's location?"
"Will try Commander! Do you want us to have Shido and Tohka Teleported back to fraxinus commander?"
"Please do, Tohka gotta need learn a new lesson!" I cracked my knuckle.
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Back to Tohka and Shido
Tohka's POV
For some reason I get a feeling I'm about to get my ass whooped by a certain commander loli. Ehh.
I think I deserve it for taking this improvising a little too overboard. Man I only one job and I totally blew it. I just sigh tiredly.
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I could use some rest.
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Welp... I hope Yoshino is okay. That attack must have drain her spirit mana.
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Seriously I get the feeling Kotori is going to kick my ass.
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This day has been such a misfortune...
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End of Chapter 7
Well look at that we're half way done Yoshino-Puppet! Sorry for the delay but hey At least I get the job done! Any suggestion is fine in the comments and if you got something to say to improve this story then be my guess. Anyways I'll see you all on the next chapter!