{{DISCLAIMER: I do not own DATE A LIVE! Everything is own by Koshi Tachibana!}}
This fic was only meant for comedic purposes, please do not waste your time on taking it seriously! Enjoy the laughs!
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Shopping District - Swimsuit store
Tohka POV
I cannot believe I agreed to this. I could not get enough sleep last night because I had to do Kotori's paperwork, and dang being Commander of Ratatoskr was tough.
I stayed up until 4:00 AM in the morning and only got a few hours of sleep. Luckily school was cancelled for the next few days because of the fight against Kurumi occur. So we pretty much had the day off today and tomorrow for Shido's date.
But what really pissed me off is that I was called down to the main deck to discuss the plans with Reine, Kannazuki, and Shido for Kotori's seal.
And since I lack swim wear, personally I was send in to go shopping with them as an added bonus of training for Shido.
For this trip Shido and Yoshino are accompanied by me. As soon as we stepped inside the store there were many bathing suits on display and hanged.
Yoshino was very interested as she explored around. I had my face turn to see Shido who was beginning to erupt as his face was tomato paste.
"HEY!" I shouted at him unexpectedly.
Shido shrieked in surprise since he had his right hand on his chest.
"TOHKA! Don't do that! you scared me there!" He said.
I gave him a deadpan face, "Man up!"
Him and I had an ear piece together so we basically had direct contact back at Fraxinus. Another good news is that my left arm was fully healed. I finally ditched the strap around my neck and the cast. I can finally feel freedom!
You might ask what happened before all of this well... story time!
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Flashback
Faxinus
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So basically this is how it played out...
Reine, Kannazuki and I have called down Shido for the plan.
He arrived and was eager with how things are going to play out.
"We all have agreed that the motion park is going to be more suited for you date, Shin." Reine tells him.
"Wait you mean that one amusement park with the water park attached?" Shido double checks.
"That's right, All of us at the meeting find it an appropriate plan... so no need to worry," I gave a thumbs up to him.
But Kannazuki being a perverted lolicon fool, his mouth began to do his work.
"Damn you lucky dog! Its a swimsuit season and you get the chance see the previous commander's child like body!" He says with lust.
"You know, It wasn't really worth it to mention any of that!" Shido gave him a discouraging look and discomfort by the fact that this man is literally fantasizing his own little sister. Creep.
Riene then clears her throat to get Shido attention again.
"Well, those worth is the reason why we arranged some training before the date." She says.
Shido then thinks it through but then was determined.
"Fine bring it on!" He says.
"Okay then, Tohka will be your trainer..." Reine answers.
Shido then tilted his head in confusion, "What?"
"You'll understand what any of this mean when we get there but first..." I snapped my fingers as two muscline bodyguards with sleeves uniforms and black shades apprehended Kannazuki.
It took him a few seconds to realized what he has done.
"Hmm? WAIT NO! What is this?! Commander please have mercy! I couldn't help myself to praise such a majestic body! PLEASE HAVE MERCY!" Kannazuki begged while I gave out an evil smug.
"For that comment, you'll get an overtime... throw him away to the rehab camp!" I ordered the guards as they began to drag him out of the commading center.
"HAVEE MERCY COMMANDER!"
His voice then died out as the door was shut.
"Damn you're such a monster Tohka..." Shido stare in disblief.
"Even more merciless than Kotori would have done. Well done you really are best suited to be the commander." Reine bluntly gave a not so enthusiactic thumbs up.
"What way to encourage your child mother..." I jokingly said. Which caused Reine to stutter again. Seriously you been doing that whenever I called you my mom.
"Ahem, please limit yourself from calling me that... It's embarrassing."
Yeah, that's not going to cut.
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END OF FLASHBACK
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So here we are going out shopping for swimsuits... Mio really needs to accept the fact that I am her legitimate child. SCREW FANDOM When you got a supernatural family! and your mother happens to be God.
Anyways... I know for a former man like me this store would make me more unstable but after adapting myself to a female body that stuff is long gone.
To be honest there so many option to choose I just couldn't decided which one to pick.
Back in my old life I had a hard time deciding but will go with the ones that fits me better. I check up on Shido who was still looking like he was going to pass out.
"Reine check his heart beat." I said Shido was alerted.
"What?!" He shriek.
'Shin your heart is currently being monitored and is beating rapidly. Just saying.' Reine replies to my request which made Shido flustered even more.
"TOHKA!"
"What? It's not my fault you can hardly contain that Sandalphon of yours." I gave out a smug at him as he knew exactly what I meant.
Shido quickly squealed and covered his crotch.
"NOT FUNNY!"
Yoshino in the background was watching our antics.
"Oh my, it's like from that soap opera we watched right Yoshinon?" Yoshino mutters to her best friend.
[AYE! Tohka is going for the tease~ My my, you can really tell that deep down they LOVEEE~~ EACH OTHER!] Yoshinon being a blabber mouth spout out some nonsense.
Both Shido and I exploded with red tint on our faces. This rabbit really got me there.
"Yoshinon, I think that was I bit much!" Yoshino tries to reason off her friend.
"SHUT IT RABBIT!" Shido and I said in a union.
'Tohka, you're beating the same as Shin right now...' Reine reminds me through the earpiece.
I had an irritated tick mark on my top right forehead. I eventually sigh. This was going to be a long day until.
A girl with a white bob haircut style joins in our random wtf moments.
"Oh hey Origami, did you just got out of the hospital?" Shido ask as Raizen High School's super genius Origami Tobiichi has joined our swimsuit shopping.
She still has her iconic poker face and seemingly resembles a doll.
"I'm fine... Thank you for caring about my health, Shido." She quickly bows and the switch her gaze to Yoshino, "Oh look Hermit is here."
Yoshino immediately cowered in fear as she stood right behind me.
"Yeah she's off limits for your personal genocide, Paper-fold!" I had Yoshino protected.
"Huh," She says.
"Wait genocide?" Shido asks.
"Ummm, did I say genocide?" I was beginning to lose my cool since I spoke up without thinking, "I said set a side, because Origami has decided to join us... rightttt?"
I tried to give Origami a sign of saying 'Please play along and don't screw it up' which was me grinning along with my stressful expression.
Origami kept her poker face and to be honest after living here in Tenguu City for almost 3 months I cannot tell if she's agreed or not.
"Yes, I did." She gave out an answer that I expected to happened... I sigh in relief.
"Oh I see..." Shido being a tad confuse about earlier. "Anyways, how's your injury?"
"Oh, I'm alright... well as much as I want to talk to you Shido... I actually came to talk with Tohka." She replies.
Wait...
No... No... No... please do not ask me again about the flame spirit, I swear to god I will shive you Origami Tobiichi if you ask me another repeated question from yesterday I will...
However Yoshinon, that's right my rabbit puppet companion notice me being uncomfortable as I was beginning to sweat from the neck down and shake slightly.
[Tohka oneechan, you're shaking... are you okay?] Yoshinon had her tiny paws below her chin.
"You alright Tohka?" Shido ask out of concern.
"I'm fine," Now I had my gaze towards Origami, "What is it that you want to talk about?"
"Pretty please with cherry on top would you please tell me more about the flame spirit from yesterday?" She made a very promising expression with her poker face still up.
That sentence has shattered something sealing my annoyance and posture.
"Pretty... ... ... Please..." She begged again.
I have unconsciously notice that Yoshino was now hiding behind Shido.
"Oh dear... Tohka neechan... s-she's... she's..." Yoshino couldn't form her words.
[SHE'S ABOUT TO BLOWWW!] Yoshinon finsihes.
"WHAT?!" Shido shriek.
That's right, reason is because this girl needs to learn that revenge isn't the answer.
"So if you would, details are fin-"
I quickly had my palm covering her mouth before she begged again.
Shido and Yoshino seems to be gawking in surprise in the background.
"AAAAAHHHH!" Shido and Yoshino gawked at the same time.
I had a very menacing glare on Origami because I do not want to go through that long lesson about genocide being the only answer to avenge a person's parents.
"BEG AGAIN... and you might see your parents." I said with annoyance. She knew exactly what I meant but as I had my palm covering her mouth, it felt like she was shaking.
I think I scared her. I quickly let go and proceed to one of the isles to pick out a swimsuit.
"Alright let buy our swimsuit and get the hell outta here!" I said.
"Remind me again to not cross the line with her." I hear Shido says.
[Thank goodness, she's under our protection... otherwise I would have been a cook rabbit by now.] Yoshino follows her best friend with a nod.
Origami stood there with her poker face as usual but I can tell that mentally she was scared.
I sigh and grabbed her hand... She quickly notice it.
"What?"
"Sure, that was my fault but anyways come on... you didn't come here to just ask me that right?" I then whisper to her ear, "Or did you come here to have a sex appeal with Shido? hmmmm..."
I had a smug on and notice there was a tint of red to Origami's face.
"I'll take that as I yes."
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We did pick out our swimsuit but Origami wants to do a swimsuit contest. I don't know about this.
"Wait why do I have to go?" I ask.
'It's for Shin's training... you don't want him to fail this, after all this is for his sister's sake.' Reine said through the ear piece.
'Do not worry Commander Tohka, will monitor the competition as you go.' Kannazuki follows in.
"Now thats makes me want to not do this even more!"
Screw this competition, I actually never bought any swim wear because first of all even if I am Tohka Yatogami deep down. I DO NOT KNOW HOW TO SWIMM!
"Admitting defeat Tohka?" I see Origami taunting me like the smug she is, "For a codename like Princess aren't you suppose to hold your sense of honour?"
"If it means I don't have to do this then YES! I admit defeat and I wanna go home!" I said.
Shido sees this and sighs.
"Tohka just do it."
You know what fine if it means you idiots would stop bugging me about it then yes.
"hmp... fine." I grumbled, "Stupid ass..."
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First round was up...
Honestly this is my first time wearing women swimwear. Apart from lingeries. This feels weird and I should probably go to church and pray for my sins.
Aside from that I decided to go a two piece since Tohka during the anime wore a white one piece. hehehe... One Piece.
I need to focus.
I didn't pick which bathing suit to wear so I chosen a random white one that Tohka wore before but with a pink sakura flower design. To be honest there wasn't anything different to it apart from the design.
I open the curtain was still kinda embarrassed since technically this is my body now. I had hand supporting my arm for comfort due to this scenery.
Shido looked flustered.
This is my chance to troll him...
I did my very best to do a model sexy pose and it seems to have brought his guard down.
"Gawww..." He squealed and at the same time speechless.
"Ara ara~ Like what you see Shido Itsuka?" I snorted along with a smug painted on my face.
Shido was beginning to feel lost as his face was tinted in red.
"Grr, Tohka! Stop with the tease! GOD!" He shouts.
I laughed my ass off.
Suddenly Origami opens her curtain revealing her two piece black swim suit from the anime. Nothing changes.
She still has her same doll looking face.
I then received an erie compliment from Kannazuki through my ear piece about Origami's bathing suit.
Wait where was my compliment?!
'Ah yes! Look at that destructive power! Lovely combination of black fibre on those pearl skin! and that string holder oooooohh what a sassy choice!' Kannazuki says with excitement.
"Hold on why didn't you compliment mine earlier?" I whisper trying to get the vice commander's sorry excuse.
'Oh? I just did a few minutes ago.' He responded.
What load of crapppppp!
Origami then looks towards Shido and adjust her pose to a more appealing on the opposite sex.
"What do you think Shido?"
Shido stuttered a bit then proceed himself to answer her question.
"Uh... um... t..those thi..things I...I mean bathing suit it uh...uhhh." Shido couldn't form his words as I Self Insert Tohka assisted this sad struggling boy.
"Maybe its best if you didn't asked." I bluntly said with no context to back it up, however Origami gave me a glare.
"And why not?"
I had my pointer finger pointed directly at Shido's Sandalphon who looked like it was getting a little excited at this view.
I could have swarn I saw a glimpse of Origami pulling a smug face after Shido has raised his sword up.
He quickly notice my point of direction and literally covered his crotch.
"Heyyyy!" Shido shouts.
I snorted like a scum.
'Shin, your heart rate.' Reine reminds him.
"I know! I know! Dammit Tohka!" He accuses me.
The moment he points at me, I look over to see Origami going back to the change room and switch into a different bathing suit.
I decided to not continue because this is pretty pointless to me. But Origami just went all out with it.
She came back with her non-swimwear on. She then approaches Shido.
"Um uh..." Shido was confused.
"Take it off." Origami demands.
"What?!" Shido shrieked.
"Just do it already ya pussy!" I said.
"Fine!" Shido, with no hesitation pulls off Origami's current clothes and underneath revealing her white one piece swimsuit.
Kannazuki then suddenly when back to judge mode as began to ramble about Origami's presentation.
'The art of teasing, such a very clever tactic! as an added an element of surprise which would have someone's heart rate skyrocketed through the roof!'
I sighed.
'His heart is beating pretty fast, but not fast enough to be a winner.' Reine said.
I then went back to teasing mode.
"Oh my, how bold of you Shido to undress Origami in a such a way."
I notice a tick mark appeared on the side of his head.
"Hey," He says.
"Hmm?"
"Do I have to punch you when we get home?"
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I gave out a light cough to break this silent treatment.
"Umm... no?"
Before one of us could make a move we heard someone was struggling in the change rooms. It was Yoshino.
"Please someone help me!"
"Yoshino!" Shido decides to volunteer. But I decided to refrain him from helping a loli.
"How about I help her while you keep your Sandalphon under control please..." I then walked inside the change room and saw Yoshino struggling to on a swimsuit bra with just her one hand because her other hand was occufied by Yoshinon.
"Tohka neechan, help Its very difficult to do it with one hand." She cried out very cutely.
Oh my god you're adorable Yoshino.
"Alright let me help you." I offered to her.
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Shido POV
Man, what is Tohka taking so long? Her tease has brought me loads of headache than I could Imagine. I sigh.
Was this training really necessary? I mean I could handle myself with other girls... okay not many of them I can handle.
I took a quickly glance at Origami and I have to admit, she is looks very good in that.
Shido you need calm your hormones and get through this dumb training... after all you have a little sister to save!
I then heard Tohka behind the change rooms as the curtains seems to have suddenly quiet down.
"Alright she's ready." Tohka then opens the curtains to reveal Yoshino in a two piece swimsuit. Both piece were matching pink.
Oh my god... she's... she's... adorable. I need to resist this temptation and if I don't. Tohka will brand me as Pedo-neet, lolicon and other weird branded nicknames that will ruin my image.
I then heard music of celebration through my ear piece. Wait what? I notice both Origami and Tohka had a deadpanned look while Yoshino was confused.
'It seems we have a winner, game over.' Reine announces.
"What?" I stupidly replied knowing something was missing here.
"It means your heart rate skyrocketed when Yoshino showed up... you really are lolicon." Tohka bluntly said with glared daggers to me.
I squealed.
"I mean you're sister is also a loli so this training wasn't a waste after all!" Tohka then brings out a thumbs up.
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GOD I HATE YOU TOHKA!
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~Timeskip~
Fraxinus
Tohka POV
After buying our swimsuits and having Shido to be trained for tomorrow's date we headed back to Fraxinus.
As we arrived at Fraxinus we took a break and had some beverages to drink, just to cool off from that shopping we had.
Shido and I sat down at a nearby bench inside the staff lounge room. Kannazuki stood next to us as he is leaning to the wall.
"Honestly, I just can't comprehend myself how you, A masochistic person would become a vice commander of spirit saving organization, Kannazuki." I said while sipping at a can of juice.
Kannazuki chuckle in amusement.
"Ha, you would be surprise on how I was promoted... it's not just because of personality... Oh no that's just how I am." He was seemingly his remembrance.
"Guys could we please focus?!" Shido says trying to switch into a different topic, "You're a substitute commander Tohka! please take this situation seriously!"
I was little annoyed by the fact that he told me off.
"Sheesh you need to calm down there Shido." I said still sipping the can.
"Well, I'm not gonna go through that training again." He tiredly sighs like an old man.
"Well can't say I understand, but you at least had a decent commentary." Kannazuki replies to the Spirit Sealer.
However Shido was still down right frowned.
"If you're worried about tomorrow, then don't over think about it." I tried cheering him up.
"I know, but this is about my little sister... I'm just thinking if this training is enough to prepare me..." Shido still had a frown to his face.
I pout and decided to give him a test.
Currently right now and right when were shopping before, I'm wearing a white hoodie with a black blazers coat that was custom made by yours truly and black working shorts. A very meh fitting for a commander of ratatoskr.
I decided to take off my white hoodie... Shido with great eyes saw me taking it off.
"Woah, hold on Tohka." He says.
"Hmm?" I stopped taking it off. I didn't have the hoodie over my head and technically right now its showing off my stomach.
"Come on you're almost there! just a little lift and melons is served!" Kannazuki was taking like a huge pervert.
Eek... in a boring/blunt way...
"You have a sports bra on right?" Shido bluntly answers me just before I fully took my hood off.
"Gawh!" How the hell does he knows?! "H...How?"
"Your tease have been starting to be very predictable now a days... Tohka, as an advocate of true gender equality... Trying to test me out of nowhere is just wasting your own disgusting sex appeal." Shido stood up with pride. "And I would have drop kicked you... If you didn't have a bra on. Play your cards safe, Tohka."
Shido saying he's an advocate of gender equality...
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What have I done?!
I then quickly put down my hood back on. Suddenly Kannazuki brought back to the topic that we were discussing earlier.
"Right, I remember now. Didn't you said once that you were trying to remember what happened five years ago during the Tenguu Fire incident? Shido?" Kannazuki asks him thoughtfully.
"I did, wait are you telling me you guys have a footage of the incident?" Shido replies with surprises hoping to answer his questions.
"Shido, we're ratatoskr technically in a way anything is possible." I said with a smirk, "Kannazuki bring out the footage, I also want to see it. That's an order!"
"Right away Commander!" Kannazuki replies, "Follow me you two."
Shido and I then followed Kannazuki to the projector room where they some raw tape videos documented from previous events.
The room wasn't all that much of a scenary.
Kannazuki then took a remote from one of the counters inside room and switch on the projector. I really have no idea how all of this work but when the projector was on, it finally showed the Tengu Fire incident from 5 years ago.
Just like in the anime from Season 1's video and the time travel in Season 3. Majority of the neighbourhood was engulfed in flames.
As I watch the footage I turn my head to see Shido having his eyes widened and probably bewildered as he couldn't remember this event, well thanks to a certain spirit probably.
"This is live in Tenguu City! The flames are spreading rapidly! heavy trails of smoke are everywhere in the vicinity! an- OH!" The reporter was then interrupted by a huge explosion below her since she was in a helicopter broadcasting.
I stared at the projector with a deadpanned expression.
Seriously where are all the back ups at? I mean sure the siren did sorta help but where the hell was the Fire department and the Japanese self-defense force at? Hell where the AST at?! So much for maintaining panic.
"This was a lost ariel broadcast in the network, so it was never aired but we managed to covered it pretty well."
"Damn, niceee." I complimented.
"Damn nice indeed, okay here we go."
Kannazuki then switches it to the other footage that we were after where it shows Shido and Kotori from 5 years ago.
"So that's me and Kotori... wow." Shido stared in shock.
"Can't say you still look the same from 5 years ago... maybe its the height." I said.
"Alright now get a closer look." Kannazuki then zooms the footage closer.
As the footage zoomed Shido and I saw a glitched person behind Kotori. Shido had the biggest reaction.
"Wait pause!"
"Hmm? why is there something I'm missing here?" Kannazuki was confused.
"Look closely! who the hell is that?" Shido asks with concern.
'Your mom or ex, you're not my old man.' I thoughtfully said.
"Wait on screen?"
"Kannazuki, are you positive you're not seeing that glitched figure standing behind Kotori?" I clarify with him just to make sure...
He then looks again at the screen.
"I don't see it... Commander have you caught Shido's delusions?"
"Wait Tohka you can see it?!" Shido shrieks in surprise.
I nod. Its not surprising that I can see that glitch figure... ... Mom.
"Dammit, Its so blurry... I can almost a person's face... ..." Shido stood there frozen and was not responding.
I then went up to him and started poking him.
"Hey you alright bro?" With one poke he collapsed to the ground, "Huh..."
Kannazuki was then alerted.
"Shido?! Shido are you okay?!" He tries to get the haremist's attention but Shido was knocked out cold, "Commander!"
"He's out cold... must have been PTSD from the incident 5 years ago... anyways lets take him back to sick bay." I suggested, "Okay, you carry him by the top and I do the bottom. On three..."
Kannazuki was then in position including me, as we were about to carry a 17 year old high school student to Fraxinus' sick bay.
"One, two, THREE!" Both of us said in sync.
To me since I was a spirit it was surprising light... a bit to light... I mean I'm carrying him by his legs.
Kannazuki seems to be... fine I suppose.
"What has this guy been eating?!" Kannazuki was sorta struggling.
"Wait how come you're not enjoying this pain?" I said in surprise.
We both stopped as Kannazuki face his head towards me with a serious look.
"It is a different kind of feeling to be lifting someone who's slightly heavy rather than being delivered a punishing blow by one of you Commanders." He said it with a straight face.
What the hell is up with this Darkness 2.0...
We then proceed our way to drop of Shido and we did. Just literally left him there and Kannazuki and I both decided to have Reine deal with him.
With that outta the way I on the other hand am not allowed to walk home freely just yet. Currently right now I'm at the Commading center and I'm here sitting on Kotori's Commanding spot and my god there were many document papers stacked on her desk counter.
"Umm Kannazuki what is all of this?" I ask stupidly.
Kannazuki then tilts his head.
"What are you talking about? This is all the document reports from Shido training, we want you to do an evaluation and have it sent to the director." He says.
WHAT?!
You want me to evaluate this entire mountain of wood converted paper and have it send to ELLIOT BALDWIN WOODMAN?!
WHY THIS EARLY?! Sure is it because Kotori the suppose current commander has her powers going haywire? Or does he want to know Shido progression?
Damn it I've been stressed almost all day today!
First the stupid bathing suit shopping then that stupid competition with Origami and now the documents evaluation!
I didn't notice consciously that I was gripping my own hair.
"Hmm? are you alright Commander Tohka?" Kannazuki ask out of concern.
I click my tongue out of stress and gave Kannazuki a jab to the stomach.
"GAHHhhh~ Ah yes I could use that! Thank you so much!~" He praises the attack he was enjoying himself.
I sigh with frustration... Oh well I guess its time to work!
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Mio... It seems I have corrupted your son and my technical brother...
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Please give us your blessing to this wonderful world...
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AND I WANT TO OBTAIN THE WINGS OF FREEDOM! BECAUSE THIS COMMANDING BUSINESS CRAP IS TOO MUCH FOR MEEEEEEEEEEE!
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End of Chapter 15
This story was not edit and was rushed :P
Author's Notes:
Hello, the story ain't dead yet... not on my watch... and this has probably been a short chapter compare to my other ones hehehe. Anyways I might be able to squish in the rest of Itsuka Sister Arc on the next chapter to end off Season One!
I'm honestly still surprised you people are reading this garbage LMAOOOO!
Anyways see you in the chapter and finale of season one!