{{DISCLAIMER: I do not own DATE A LIVE! Everything is own by Koshi Tachibana!}}

This fic was only meant for comedic purposes, please do not waste your time on taking it seriously! Enjoy the laughs!


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Raizen High School

Tohka's POV

It's too bad I didn't make breakfast... Rinne made the portion for everyone. Gotta say the internet wasn't lying about Rinne being a housewife material. She's amazing!

This morning was rather a huge ruckus. It turns out, that Rinne caught Shido accidentally changing his clothes which ultimately made her feel bad.

I don't know how, but Rinne was slid off as the one who caused that misunderstanding as the majority blamed Shido for being careless and not locking his own door in the first place. I felt bad. Seriously even in a different world. Men would always be targeted as the sussy ones.

Anyways back to the present time. Today was Sports Day in others words, play games that you esports gamers can't be good at. Due to me being Tohka this would be a walk in the park, as my physical body enhancement would carry out for the duration of the game.

Miss Okamine came inside the classroom as homeroom was about to begin. Everyone on que sat down to their respective seats as Miss Okamine announces the event.

"Good morning! Time for homeroom everyone!" She says with a smile as she had her attendance binder out, "Anyways! It's finally Sports Day."

A few students mainly jocks and athletes cheered with excitement. Oh I am so going to end their cocky ass career in the field. But the next thing Miss Okamine has added as made my spine split for a second.

"Right! Don't forget the mid-terms are just around the corner, so make sure you make the most of this and sweat the stress out."

Wait how does that work? Wouldn't I lose focus in the game if I stress about the mid-terms?! What kind wisdom are you giving out Miss Okamine?!

Shido suddenly raises his hand.

"Itsuka? What's up?" Miss Okamine answers him.

"Sorry, but umm... Miss Okamine I don't feel so good. Do you mind if I sit this one out?" Wait Shido you're backing out?!

I had my eyes widened. But in the end Miss Okamine was so kind hearted that she let Shido sit this one out.

"Whoa, really ? That's unfortunate, but sure. Go rest up at the infirmary if you need to." Miss Okamine says sounding very concern of Shido's well being.

"Thanks. I'll just be watching if that's okay. If I get worse, I'll be sure to get some rest." Shido replies.

"Sure, just don't overdo it." Miss Okamine finishes with a smile.

As Shido thanks our homeroom teacher. This where things turn upside down not just everyone in the class but mainly to Shido also.

Tonomachi began to make coughing noises as he calls out to Miss Okamine. Of course she became concern as she spot Tonomachi looking like he was in major pain. Lying bastard.

"What's the matter, Tonomachi?" Oh Miss Okamine you poor innocent being how can you not?

"M-my chronic tuberculosis seems to have out of remission... I'm relapsing!" Tonomachi dramatically as the idiot kept fake coughing like he just found out his dating sim girlfriend turns out to be a man.

Shido also had the same look as I had with Tonomachi trying to bail out of this even one.

Shido sat across from me to his right as got up a little closer to him and whispered.

"I think our teacher might buy his excuse." I said to Shido.

"Yeah right, that wise guy... Chronic tuberculosis? like she'll fell for that..."

And just like Shido said... he jinxed it.

"OH NO! That isn't good at all! Tonomachi! we need to go to the hospital right away!" Miss Okamine shouts in distress knowing that her student had a serious case.

The moment those sentence were said across the room Shido and I... well we comically fell over our desk and caused a huge attention in the entire classroom. As their eyes shifted to us.

This caught Miss Okamine's attention.

"Oh my! are you two alright?" She asked and completely ignored Tonomachi. Good.

Shido and I got up and replied with a nod.

"Oh what a relief, now then Ton-"

I cannot take this any longer!

"Miss Okamine, Tonomachi doesn't have chrono tuber whatever that is... he just have the same condition as Shido just not feeling too well... He only said that just to get your sweet attention!" I finish my sentence with me panting heavily. I said that all in one breath.

Tonomachi's eyes suddenly widened as he stood there frozen. Shido gawked at me. Rinne looks confused and Origami is... Origami.

Miss Okamine's eyes widened by my deduction as her expression turn into stone.

"Is this true? Tonomachi? Have you been faking it!?"

Just in the nick of time Tonomachi came up yet another excuse as he begins to feel like he was all better magically.

"Actually, I'm feeling a little better now, all thanks to you Tamae! my condition has now been healed thanks to your assistant, I'd like to play it safe today and be an observer..."

You cannot be serious, I stood there like a completely idiot as Tonomachi tried to wooh his way out of being busted.

"I see... sure. Just make sure to get a check-up soon." Miss Okamine reminds Tonomachi.

"Okay!" Tonomachi replies.

I facepalmed.

"Why did it go to this?" I whispered.

"He's going to get karma in the end." Shido comments.

I nodded in agreement.

With that out of the Miss Okamine then announces which sports we'll be playing for the event. I think if I remember correct I was placed to play tennis for the sports event.

Huh, come to think of it I've never played tennis before... apart from Mario Tennis, I assume it doesn't count.

Oh boy.

I look to my side out of frustration and saw Tonomachi whispering to Shido about him being able to fool Miss Okamine with the being sick act.

Knowing how gullible our homeroom teacher, this is just embarrassing to see. She would literally put my old world teachers to shame on how easy it was to fool her.

I wonder if me playing tennis is part of the Rinne Utopia game route. Dammit I wish I could've finish the game before Shido telling me to go bed and getting transported here.

Just my luck.

With a cold boredom face, I turn my head around to see Origami staring at me. Why though? I have no idea.

"Are you in the mind of backing out, Tohka?" Origami asked.

"Huh?" I gave out a stupid response.

"If you choose to forego this challenge, then the one who will be spending time with Shido is... me." She says.

Origami was very desperate to having Shido wooh her. I couldn't help but deadpanned at that. Shido on the other hand was looking kinda uncomfortable from what Origami had just said. Particularly this did not phase me in one bit.

"Fine, I won't back down... actually I'll be a try hard before you can say deadly queen!"

Origami then shook her head in disagreement to my rant.

"No need to try your best... we know who will be victorious in the end." She kept telling me that she will win. Arogant girl.

I sigh.

Rinne came to intervened.

"Hehe, Seems like we managed to get through this," Rinne chuckles at the argument that Origami and I had.

"Lucky for us, we did get through." I answer her.

Shido was sounded very disappointed.

"Why do I always get to be the prize? and nobody would ask how I feel about it... MAN LIFE IS JUST A ROTTEN LUCK!" Shido shouts his misery earning a view pity from the other students.

The world was against Shido for being a bystander. I sorta feel bad.

"It's for Tohka-chan. Give it up." Rinne smiles from her words.

"Huh?" Shido and I question. This is sorta odd. Shido being the prize for me?

Rinne looked a bit uneasy as she noticed our confused look.

"Eh?! did I say something weird?"

I was beginning to feel nervous from it but then eventually shrugged it off, that goes for Shido as well.

"Not really," Shido sighs then had his gaze to me, "Hey Tohka, try not to get too carried away on a simple game like tennis okay?"

Shido is a big worry seed when it comes to me not holding with my spirit powers on these situations. The only time I did overdo it was playing an arcade game with Mikie. But that was only one time.

In general Shido does not have faith in me for holding back.

"Yes, Yes. I know Shido." I replied with a mock tone, causing Shido look more worry than before.

"I'm not even sure, if I'll make it to any of your guys' games but good luck." Shido then gave Origami and I some bit hope. Understanding Shido's situation, things should run smoothly for this entire day.

"Anything for you, Shido." Origami said.

"Uhh, yeah sure..."

With that being said, Shido returns to his position where he face the front but was then sooner interrupted by the lying scumbag Tonomachi. He kept ranting about me noticing how cool he is and Shido breaking that fantasy by telling that Tonomachi is a bad influence to most girls.

Which roosted his ass. I can tell from Shido's facial expression that he wants to cap this boy's ass right now.

But Miss Okamine notice the commotion and decided to double on the duos.

"Itsuka," She calls him out.

"Yes!" Shido responded.

"So... you and Tonomachi will be the ones sitting out right?" She clarifies with Shido.

Then Tonomachi interrupts Shido's response with him happily waving to Miss Okamine. Didn't this idiot said that he was sick from his breathing tube?

"Yes! That's right! Thank y-".

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Luckily in this Rinne Utopia world. I was actually sitting behind Tonomachi, and like any pissed off person would do, they would shut up the moron of the class.

That's right the moment Tonomachi stood up and bounced like a happy go lucky person. I kicked his back. None of the other students didn't give a damn about it. Miss Okamine... Ha! She did not notice it.

"Gawk!" Tonomachi screamed from my kick. He then look behind and notice me whistling like nothing happened. Next he turn his gaze to Shido and glared.

Oh my god, he thinks Shido did it. HAHAHAHAHA... Tonomachi would never put the blame on poor innocent Tohka. This is just prize less.

"Oh dear, are you alright Tonomachi? are you sure you're fine?" Miss Okamine then double checks on him, But Tonomachi gave out a weak thumbs up, "Okay um... you two were on the soccer team, right?"

Shido was hesitant since he had no clue about it but decided to nod.

"Alright, then I'll go contact the sports committee and get replacements for you. Please adjust the team roster with the new members."

Before Shido could apologize to this change he then came up with an idea.

"Actually, how about you switch out Tohka from Tennis to the soccer team."

My eyes widened, I look at Shido who was giving me a smirk. That smirk isn't any smug. It's a smirk of putting me on the event that I'm good at. Ohhh you know me soooo well Shido Itsuka.

"Eh? well... Yatogami are you alright with this change?" Miss Okamine ask.

"I don't mind actually. I would love to be put in the soccer team." I replied.

With that being done and organized, I was then switched into the soccer team. Miss Okamine only has to do is notify the committee about the change.

"Alright Class 2-4! let's do our best and get this victory! WIN! WIN! WIN!" As Miss Okamine cheered the whole class cheered.

I smiled at the class' energy.

"Hehe... Tohka-chan we can't lose now can we?" Rinne then talks me to the side.

"Yeah, otherwise we would dis honour our famiry." I said the family in ascent which causes Rinne to look confused. I feel like that was a bit offensive.

"Uh um... right we'll do our best!" Rinne nervously answers me.

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Soccer Field

I can do this! I've played a game of soccer before... it was a with Kurumi and damn I think our team won at that time.

From what I understand when we made our way to the changing room before going to our respective event. Rinne was doing lacrosse and Origami participating on volleyball.

Alright time to focus, I wasn't put to be the goal keeper but was put as a mid fielder. If I understood this I'm around between both Offense and defense. To be honest I have no clue about soccer terminology. I just roll with it.

"Incoming ball you guys!" One of my teammates alerted the whole.

"Yatogami! it's heading your way! Intercept it and pass it to him!"

I did so caught the ball from the side of my foot and dribbled it up until one of the enemy team decided to do a slide tackle. Boi that won't work on me. I got a hold of the ball with my feet and jumped having the guy to miss the shot.

"Here!" I kicked the ball as I pass it to my teammate.

Which he caught it and continue to dribble it towards the enemy's goal. I advance a little to the front and was around the middle of the field, my teammate with the ball was a few meters away from the goal but he was then huddled by the enemy class' players.

My other teammates were also blocked by enemy players for some odd reason I was the only open wide at the dead center of the enemy's side of the field.

Is it because I'm the main character? I wonder I had a thumb other my chin but then...

"YATOGAMI! HERE YOU'RE WIDE OPEN!" My teammate who was huddled breaks my train of thoughts as he passes the ball to me.

I quickly notice that left side of the goal were wide open since they were too careless that they mainly focused on blocking my teammates.

Perfect.

"Yatogami, take the shot!" One of my teammates shouts.

I gave them a thumbs up.

"Shit!" An enemy player cursed.

"We're done for!"

"Time-out! Time-out Time-out!" One enemy player who was a whim cried out.

Too late, now they're done for. I was hoping to try this move now would be a good time... Oh boy I'm going to hurl after this.

I boot kick the ball straight up behind me, then I jumped to where I kicked the ball following with a spin. Hold on is fire coming out of my right leg, I'm leaving fire trials. Oh this going to be good.

"FIRE TORNADO!" I shouted, Once I reached my maximum height with the ball I finally kicked it, having it to go towards the goal. The ball begins to leave fire streams making its way to earn a point for my team.

The enemy's goalie was frozen in shock like in a state of paralysis. With that, it was a goal.

The score was now 2-2. It was a tie.

My whole team cheered as they were complimenting my moves.

"Nice work, Yatogami-san!"

"Dudette you gotta teach me how to do that fiery kick shot. That was badass!" This one teammate gave me a huge pat on the back.

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TWEET TWEET

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Looks like the game ended? In a draw?! You for real. Well this suddenly sour up my mood. I was hopping to win it all...

"HOLY COW! Tohka-chan! that was amazing!" I recognized the voice but my happiness meter suddenly dropped just by hearing it. I turn to see who it was... my god... Tonomachi.

Shido was also there but he had a disappointment look not to me but to Tonomachi. At sync we both sigh and facepalm.

However though Tonomachi begins to cough from the dust? Was it when I did my hissatsu technique? Probably, because he kept coughing.

All of that found though has gone down the drain when Miss Okamine came to check the soccer field and notice Tonomachi coughing. She immediately came to his aid.

I know I'm bit far away from them but heres what I heard from the two.

"Oh my. The person coughing just now... was it you. Tonomachi?" Miss Okamine ask with worries.

Tonomachi was hesitant to respond but went with it.

"Huh? Ah, Tama-chan... I mean Miss Okamine! What's wrong?" He ask.

"I came to watch the soccer match, but it looks like I have no time for that. Tonomachi, please follow me." Miss Okamine offers leaving Tonomachi kinda scared and relief at the same time.

I think its high school boys' dream to be given an offer by a cute teacher... or something. That never happen to me before, but if it did that teacher would have been fired.

"Okay..." He replies.

"You don't seem well. I'm taking you to the infirmary."

"Uh... n-no, I'm totally okay now so..." Tonomachi tries to come up with an excuse but was then metaphorically hit by an anvil.

"Umm, He is not okay at all Tamae-girl."

"That's right he's been coughing a lot lately, you can even ask Itsuka about it!"

"That's is just so lame!"

Just in time. In support against Tonomachi's attempt excuse, he was then countered by the Ai-Mai-Mii Trios.

"Gawk!" Tonomachi felt his heart was stabbed. Miss Okamine had a very concern gaze on him.

"That is it young man! You are coming to the infirmary this instant!" Miss Okamine grab a hold to Tonomachi as she started dragging him inside the school and straight to the infirmary.

Karma has finally hit him. Serves him right.

I then walk up to the group. Shido stood there and sigh in relief that Tonomachi was out of our sight.

"Thanks for getting rid of that nut job." I said.

Ai then smiles at my praise.

"You don't have to thank us silly Tohka-san! And besides he was beginning to gross out the entire field." Ai answers following up Mai.

"Will always have your back, so no need to worry!"

I look to see Mii smiling. Come on say something else.

Speak you, creature!

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"That is just so lame!" Mii answers with a smile.

I drop down to my knees earning a startle from the three and apart from Shido since he already knows how I act.

"Woah! you alright Tohka-san?" Ai ask.

"Life isn't just fair," I did a fake cry.

My eyes then notice quickly Ai turning her head to Shido.

"HEY! Itsuka! If this is your way of cheering for your love, then it isn't working!" She points to me.

"Yeah! can you at least be more supportive to Tohka-san!" Mai follows her friend up.

"Otherwise, will make you." Mii threate- wait holy shit! She said something different and did her right eye just glow red?

I'm sensing danger...

Shido then had his arms in defense and in fear nod his head in response to the trios' words.

The trios' mood then return to normal as they were about to leave and head out for lunch.

"Alright will be leaving now Tohka-san! Later!" Ai then says her goodbye with rest giving me a nod.

With the trios gone that lefts both Shido and I.

Silent erupts for a good solid two minutes until.

"How was Rinne? Did you see her?" I said.

"Yup, by the way she won her game." Shido replies.

What, she won her lacrosse game while I got a draw? What? is Origami going to win her- it may not be a good idea to jinx it here. Our stomach then growls in hunger since from the look of things we're starving especially this gluttnoy who happens to be me.

"You feeling h-"

"Hunrgy... Yep." Shido finishes my sentence, "Let's go find Rinne, she probably has our lunches."

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Following our search for Rinne, we did find her heading to get our lunches. During that time Origami bum it in to us then she invited herself to eat with us.

As for the location we decided to eat near the field.

Each of us had our bento boxes on our hand, I on the other was given more than one. I really should thank Rinne for it because she cooked these extra bentos.

For a creator a paradise world she knows how to make them.

"Thanks for making them, Rinne!" I thank her earning a cheerful expression from her.

"It was my pleasure, Tohka-san! I knew how much of a big eater you are so I made your favorite in each of those bentos. Hope you like them." She replies. Oh I will like them alright.

"I don't blame you. Eating after all that activity probably make it taste that much better, too." Shido said.

You know he's right, after burning through that game. I feel like I could eat as much as Luffy, Index or even a saiyan!

Time to dig in!

"Itadakimasu!" All four of us thank for the meal as we begin to chow down.

I open my first bento to see, pork cutlet with chopped up lettuce and tiny rice balls wrapped up in seaweed.

Oh yeah, I hit the jackpot. Having that juicy meat in my mouth, not to sound dirty was so good. The way it was cooked was fantastic. I think this is my first eating pork cutlet or probably since Shido might have cooked up some before.

"Yum! Rinne's bento's taste really good!" I said earning a smile from her knowing how praise her cooking.

Origami on the other was offering some of her lunch specially she has an omelette roll ready for him in her chopsticks,

"Shido, ahhh..." Origami held up her chopstick up to Shido's mouth.

"Eh?" He says.

"Ahhh." Origami continues.

As much as I want to interfere, I'm going to finish my lunch. I continue to eat while Origami was trying to feed Shido, however Rinne had attention focus on the two.

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"Hey! DUMB ISAIAH Stop stupid Origami from feeding Shido!" A disembodied voice said mentally to my head.

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Hold on its the same voice from this morning. The real Tohka? or this world Tohka? Sorry but I have a date with my bentos. You can't waste good food at a time like this. Also sacrifices have to be made, sorry Shido and this world Tohka would you please REFRAIN FROM MY USING MY OLD NAME?!

However unexpectedly Origami then ask this.

"Huh? Why aren't you fighting back to reclaim Shido?" Origami ask as she had his chopstick a few cenimeters away from Shido's mouth.

"Because..." Should I be blunt about it? I should... "Because its a waste of my time, and plus the man could feed himself!"

This shock both Rinne and Origami while Shido just nervously chuckle. Origami for some reason had a smirk. Its like she won from something.

Rinne just sat their keeping a smile up but I think saw a few sweat bullets from her right forehead.

That may not be a good sign.

With me saying that I gave up on Shido, Origami kept shoving food to Shido.

"Hey, -stchop! Oreh-game!" Shido had his mouth full, it almost look like he was having trouble breathing. Shit!

Water! I uhh... here we go. I took a cup and pour some water then handed it Shido.

"Drink! Holy crap, my guy." Shido then took it from my hand and started chugging the entire cup until he was able to breathe normally.

He coughs a few after drinking the cup of water.

"Wow, Origami you almost choked him to death." I sarcastically said, earning a glare from her.

"Now, now girls Its alright. Shido's fine now... here drink this tea, it should ease up your throat." Rinne gives Shido a cup of tea.

Shido coughs, "Thanks Rinne."

"Impossible. that makes no sense. I was only offering my love and care to him. This is your fault." Origami directed the last part to me.

WHAT?!

"Now, let's make sure to chew carefully and enjoy all of this food we're eating. Come on. I won't be happy if you waste your food." Rinne said with a nervous expression.

"I couldn't agree more," I reply. I then finally finished two of the bentos that was made for me.

This lunch went rather smooth after that whole Shido almost got choked.

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Classroom 2-4

It was now near the end of the day specifically near the end of the sports day. The whole class was to be summoned in the classroom.

Everyone is then seated as Miss Okamine walks inside the classroom with a happy expression.

"Hello everyone... Good job with Sports Day!" She congratulates the whole class earning cheer from them including me. "Thanks to everyone for all the hard work! We scored very well, but unfortunately we couldn't win the overall competition."

I was very disappointed that on my match, it got a draw. While Rinne and Origami won theirs. What a stupid luck they had.

"It was maybe a little bit of letdown, but we tried our best out there, so don't be too down, okay?" Miss Okamine said then switched to a different topic that will surely bright up our spirit, "You got some fresh air and had a nice break from our regular day, and that's the most we can ask for yeah?"

The class then whispers among themselves about this. Knowing that we did get a nice fresh air and a break from our regular schedule it was a good refresher.

But many of them work so damn hard to be the very best like no one ever was. I quickly notice they were feeling a little down, even Origami... probably because all of that effort she pull was worth absolutely nothing.

Rinne was also a tad blue. Shido then notice it and tries to cheer her up. I stepped in as well.

"Rinne, are you alright?" Shido ask first.

"Did you at least enjoy the event, Rinne?" I follow Shido's question.

Moments we ask those question Rinne was startled a bit as stop staring through space.

"Oh sorry, Did I say something weird?" She said.

"No, you didn't say anything," I answer her.

"It seems I'm just tired. I'm really okay if that what you guys were asking." She smiles.

"All right. I just like to see you acting like yourself, Rinne." Shido said boldly.

I took the opportunity to tease him.

"Ara ara~ how bold of you Shiiiido," I open a smirk to my face this causes Shido to lose his cool as was tomato red.

"I'm just saying!" He retoreded.

"Oh, okay... thank you, Shido," Rinne gives her grace to him.

Miss Okamine calls out the class' attention.

"Alright, everyone! Now that you've got your exercise in, it's almost time to start your mid-term exams! let's switch gears and try just as hard in your studies." She said to the whole class.

Majority of the class groans.

"I know, I know. No matter how much you hate it, exam day is quickly approaching so prepare yourselves!" Miss Okamine says.

Suddenly Shido remembered something decided to ask Miss Okamine right now.

"Excuse me! Miss Okamine... what happened to Tonomachi?"

Miss Okamine smiles at him.

"Oh don't worry, I took him to the hospital."

"Oh. I see..." I look at Shido.

"See, karma was going to get him."

Shido then looks at me and sighs.

"I'm sure they're treating him to a physical right now. he'll be in great shape before you know it." Miss Okamine then finishes the last part.

Shido just nod his head and thank her for the information.

But knowing that Tonomachi is being treated, he won't be having a good day at all.

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School has finally finish. I decided to leave early and left Shido to have Rinne go out on a date. We had some argument of him wanting me to stay and be a third wheel. But I quickly decline since I actually needed to investigate this whole city out.

Possibly Rinne could've left something out here. Maybe there is something keeping this world from being stable... I don't know.

As of right, I'm currently at the shopping district since I was starting to get a little hungry. Made a quick purchase at the near bakery and bought those yummy cream filled breads with sweet icing.

Yeah this replica city isn't too bad.

I'm now walking my way through these shopping district alleyway with the bag of bread in my arms. Since I needed to go to a short cut... Suddenly things got dirty..

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"Well call me crazy, ain't she a beauty."

That's right four... no six member of delinquents began to flirt with me as I'm walking by carrying my food.

I tried to just leave but one of them had a grip on my shoulder.

"Did we say you can leave?" One who caught me by the shoulder ask.

I remain silent.

"Why not come with us, will give you best time of your life... what do you say?" This one guy began to lick his lips.

God dammit. These guys are asking for their graves.

"Oh she even brought us some grub to munch... Thank you for your generous offer." One of them tried to grab my bag

but...

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"AAAHHHHHHH!" I grabbed his arm with my free hand as I was holding the bag with one arm. I leaked in some reiryoku to my hand so that I could enhance my strength.

Following that I was releasing a menacing aura around myself to scare off these bastards.

"WHAT THE HELL YOU BITCH?! LET GO!" He was squirming from the grip. I gave him a killer glare.

"NOBODY... TOUCHES... MY... FOOD." I said dangerously and let go.

He was tearing up from his eyes as he was holding his arm in pain, actually he couldn't hand from that.

"That does it, teach this naughty whore a lesson! boys!" The one with the broken arm who was crying ordered his gang.

One out of the six group begins to pull their weapons... majority of it were baseball bat but they were made out of metal.

Some of them brought out a chain? What the fuck?

"Now you mess with one of us, you mess with all of us! GET HER! NOW!" With that command all of them came rushing to me.

I sorta panicky at this moment but was remain calm. I quickly fold close my bag of bread then roll backwards with a speed that couldn't be in the naked eye.

"What the hell? How does she do it?" One of them ask.

Oh you're not dealing any normal girl buddy. All of them stop for a moment as I look at them.

"Okay, my turn." I said.

With my reiryoku I enhance my entire body speed and strength for the most. I dashed with crazy speed and decided to go for the punch.

"GOD'S BLOW!" With one punch I knock the guy out.

This suddenly got the delinquents worried as it seems like their hopes on beating this girl and taking their trophy was long gone for them.

I dash again and did the same like from the last guy.

But before I could continue my spree. I was interrupted by a certain time girl.

"Oh my, how barbaric of you to do," It was Kurumi Tokisaki. Last time I saw her in this world was from the stupid Tenguu Cow event.

The guy who was crying on his crushed arms began to beg for Kurumi.

"You the hot gothic chick, please help us out and teach this bitch a lesson!" He said pointing at me, he was looking kinda convincing from there. However Kurumi was silent then smiles at him.

"Sure thing, big boy." She replies with a seductive response causing the crippled man to blush.

IS SHE FOR REAL?! Kurumi then pulls out her flintlock and had it aim at me from a few meters. One of the rest of the non unconscious members were hiding behind the guy who has a crushed arm.

"Yeah, TEACH HER A LESSON!"

"AFTER THIS! WILL SHOW YOU A GOOD TIME!"

"YEAHH!" All of them cheered.

Kurumi then faces me with a smile.

"Sorry Tohka-san, but duty calls." She about to pull the trigger.

I return her with a smirk.

"I know." I closed my eyes.

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I open my eyes again, wait I'm alive but how?

Hold on... I look over to see Kurumi fired the shot the opposite direction from me... Don't tell me she...

"OH MMYY GODDD, She fucking killed him!"

"BRO, WHY DID YOU SHOOT HIM?!"

Kurumi didn't shot me but she shot the guy who I crushed his arm when he attempted to snag the bag from me and sexually harrass me.

Kurumi then turn to me with a calm expression.

I fix my posture.

"I mean, I know you we're going to do that." I said.

One of the delinquents couldn't handle this sitution as one of them tried to escape.

"Ara~ where do you think you're going." Kurumi said as she summoned her shadows and begins to devour all of the delinquents.

"FUCK NOOO!"

"SOMEONE HELP ME!"

"SHE'S A MON-"

With that last guy cut up all of the 'evidence' were gone. The only ones left were Kurumi and I.

There was a small awkward pause but I eventually interrupted that. I held my bag of breads in front of Kurumi and offer her.

"Want one?" I said.

Kurumi smiles for the generosity but.

"I'll pass. Actually I came here to find you," She said to me. Which got my eyes widened.

"What you need me for?" I said.

Kurumi changes her smile to a serious smirk.

"I need your help for this one... After all you're not the Tohka from this world aren't you?" Kurumi finishes.

My heart sank. This is going to more complicated than I anticipated it to be.

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Maybe so, but having Kurumi's help would be better and efficient.

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End of Chapter 20

Three more chapters until this Arc ends. Bare with me, the plot of this arc is significant to SI(Self-Insert) Tohka's background.

I'll see you in the next chapter hopefully!