In Fairy World Binky was sick in bed, when Jorgen came in.

"Aha, there you are." He said. "Binky, I heard you were sick so I made you some of my world famous, 500 pound chicken soup."

He dropped it on Binky. "Ahhh!"

"Your welcome." Said Jorgen. "Now I will forcibly read you a bedtime story. Whether you want it or not!"

Jorgen sat down next to Binky. "This is the story of Timmy The Barbarian, a story that will magically happen as I read it."

"Once upon a time..."

Meanwhile Timmy and his fairies were in his room when suddenly they felt magic.

"What's going on?" Timmy asked.

"Oh no, we're trapped in another one of Jorgen's bedtime stories." Said Wanda.

"Is that bad?" Asked Timmy.

"Yeah, the last one was called the wolf that ate Cosmo." Cosmo told him.

"There was a boy named Timmy Turner, who had Fairy Godparents" Jorgen continued. "One day something important was stolen from him, but he didn't know what to do because he was to weak and puny."

We see Timmy getting beat up by Francis.

"So he wishes that the world could be like this barbarian movie he saw." Jorgen said. "Now the real story begins."

We see Timmy now a barbarian "I'm Timmy The Barbarian." He shouted. "I kick butt, take whatever I want, and never apologize."

Then we see Wanda now dressed to kill. "And I am your trusty, whip-cracking sidekick, Nagules." She said. cracking a whip.

Then we see Cosmo carrying a bunch of stuff from crates, pans, pillows, paper bags, and a chest, on his back. "And I am Cosmodeus, the weak, cowardly, human pack mule." He said. "Even though I'm smallest and weakest, I have to carry everything." Suddenly Wanda whipped at him. "Move faster dirty one and comb your hair, and nag, nag, nag" She yelled.

Jorgen continued telling the story. "And so Timmy The Barbarian, Cosmodeus the human pack mule." He said before stopping. "No wait, the mule faced human pack mule."

"Hating this." Said Cosmo.

"And Nagules." Jorgen said before Wanda whipped Cosmo again."

"Went in search of the Chalice of Mome."

"What's a chalice and what does "Mome" mean?" Asked Cosmo.

"But first Cosmodeus tripped."

"Ow, stop that." He demanded.

"Soon they came across..."

"A bridge?" Cosmo asked.

"It's not just any bridge." Said Timmy.

"It's the bridge guarded by me Francis the Thunder Troll." Said Francis rising up. "Prepare to be stomped." He stomped knocking Cosmo and Wanda down. Timmy glared.

Francis through a boulder at him but Timmy punched and broke it.

Timmy then jumped on top of Francis's head and mocked him. But it was a trick to get Francis to bash himself on the head, which he did, as Timmy jumped of at the last minute. Timmy then took out his trusty axe and chopped down a tree, which hit Francis on the head knocking him down. Timmy was victorious.

"Now to get back that Chalice of Mome." Said Timmy.

"But however, Francis didn't have it." Said Jorgen.

"Darn it." Said Timmy leaving angrily.

"What's a chalice and what does "Mome" mean?" Asked Francis.

"What happened next?" Asked Binky.

"Well, realizing Francis did not have the chalice Timmy and company went off to find the evil harpy Vicky, who lived at the top of Mt. Pain!"

"Our heroes. And Cosmodedeus."

"Hey!"

"Climbed the mountain, until Cosmo tripped and fell again."

"HATING THIS!" Cosmo said as he fell.

Nagules sighed. "I'll get him." She said before climbing down. "Can't you climb a simple mountain of pain? Nag Nag Nag... Nag."

So they climbed up the mountain. Eventually they reached the top and found Harpy eggs.

"Look at the size of these eggs." Said Nagules.

"Yay! The Easter Bunnies coming." Said Cosmodeus.

"As Cosmo waited for the Easter Bunny who would never come. The Harpy attacked!"

Then Vicky the Harpy flew up screeching. "Twerp!"

She then proceeded to scratch up Timmy with her talons causing him to fall.

"AHHH!" He screamed.

But Timmy quickly climbed back up flexing his muscles.

"You should work out more." Said Nagules to Cosmodeus. "Nag Nag Nag."

Timmy and Vicky then began fighting more.

"It was a ferocious battle that he could not win." Said Jorgen.

"What?"

"And then Vicky used her talons to crush him destroying him forever!"

"AHHHH!"

"Wait a minute." Said Binky. "What kind of bedtime story is that? That's not a happy ending."

"It is for me." Said Jorgen. "Fine." He said deciding to change it.

"Rather than destroying him with her talons."

"Aww." Said Vicky.

"Don't blame me it was Binky." Said Jorgen.

"Curse you Binky!" She said.

But Binky then zapped her with lightning causing her to be sizzled and fall letting go of Timmy.

"Vicky fell into the Forbidden Chasm of Really Sharp and Pointy Rocks... Of Pain!"

"Wow these rocks really are pointy."

"And painful."

"Thank you Binky." Said Timmy.

"But Vicky didn't have the chalice either."

"Oh c'mon!"

"Fine now what?" Asked Timmy.

"Suddenly a twister came out of nowhere and carried them far far away.'

"They landed on a tropical island."

"Welcome." Said a voice. They were greeted by Trixie the mermaid.

"Cool." Said Timmy.

He walked up to Trixie. "Make yourselves at home I'm always like guests." She gave them coconut smoothies and sliced pineapples."

"Why thank you very much." Said Nagules.

"You wouldn't happen to know where we can find a Chalice of Mome do you?" Asked Timmy.

"Why yes actually it's at..."

"When suddenly another twister came out of nowhere and carried Trixie far far away." Said Jorgen.

"What?!" Said Timmy. "You've gotta be kidding me."

"Which brings us to the Volcan Lair of the Fire Warlock Crocker."

"I bet he has the chalice." Said Timmy.

"Mmhm he does and he's also holding Trixie captive."

Timmy was excited as they went in.

And so they confronted the Evil Fire Warlock Crocker.

"So Barbarian you think you can defeat me, get this chalice back and rescue my mermaid captive?"

He held the chalice and gestured to a bound and gagged Trixie trapped in a cave.

"I think you'll fail." He then shot a giant letter F made of fire at them.

"This ends badly for the donkey man." Said Cosmodeus before Crocker made him trip. "Hating this!"

"Ooh I like the way this guy thinks." Said Jorgen.

Crocker then turned a rock into a cobra that hissed at Nagules.

"Your breath is terrible is it too much to ask you brush your teeth?" She asked. "Nag nag nag."

He then created two stone cobras to attack Timmy but he destroyed them.

"Your brawn is quite powerful but my magic is still superior." Said Crocker before using his magic to shackle Timmy up. He then transformed into a dragon with the intent of burning and then eating Timmy.

"Mmm." Said Trixie.

"Nagules Nag! Nag like you've never nagged before!" Said Timmy.

Nagules put on some lip balm and did what she did best. "Crocker stand up straight, you'll strain yourself. And what are you doing with you ear? Take that thing off your neck and put it back on your head where it belongs."

"But."

"Look me in the eye when I'm talking to you."

Crocker then turned back into a Warlock.

"When was the last time your trimmed you nails? Never?!" She asked. "And would it kill ya to clean up all these skulls?!"

"Seriously how do you put up with that?" Crocker asked Cosmodeus.

Cosmodeus took lint out of ears. "Sorry. What?"

Timmy then broke out of his shackles which caused the ceiling to break and land on top of Crocker.

"Ouch."

Timmy then broke Trixie out of the cage and untied and ungagged her which was met with a kiss on the lips.

Later he got the Chalice back.

Later back in the real world Timmy gave his mom the chalice. "Happy Mother's Day Mom I made this in school."

"Thanks Timmy, why does it say Mome?"

"That's your name. Mom-E."

"Oh I get it." Said Cosmo.

"What A lovely gift." Said Wanda.

"The End." Said Jorgen. "What'd you think?"

"Not bad. Can you read another one?"

"Sure."

"NO!" The others screamed as Jorgen began reading another.

"Once Upon a Time..."

The End.