Original Posted On Oct. 20, 2023
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OKAY, LETS READ THIS SHIT! I DON'T OWN NARUTO OR HELLUVA BOSS!
"Hey" = Speaking
'Hey' = Thinking
'Hey' = Memory
"Hey" = To be Determined
Chapter 68: Derailed
Evening, Lust Ring, Fox's Den Construction Site…
Hinata walked through the workers, weaving expertly through them as she headed toward the current 'Office' of her boss.
Which happened to be a small tent.
"… Extract Naruto safely without hurting him to much, that way we can safely trade him for Mayday's money." Hinata heard Crimson say to Kurama.
Hinata got close enough to hear Kurama's pipe being tapped on the ash tray rim.
"Sounds good, Crimson." Kurama stated, her chair being emptied as Hinata assumed she stood up. "But remember, this is a SIMPLE hostage negotiation. Money for Naruto safely returned. Force is an absolute last resort."
"Yes, Ma'am." Crimson replied.
"Good. You're dismissed."
Hinata moved aside just in time for Crimson to exit the tent.
Crimson saw Hinata in his peripheral vision.
He ignored the rabbit/succubus and headed toward his Limo, wanting to relax on the way home.
"Wait!"
Crimson didn't turn as he reached into his jacket, grabbing a cigar.
"I SAID…"
"I heard you, bitch." Crimson replied as he bit the cigar, spitting out the end as he lit it. "What is it you want?"
"I want in on getting Stray Dog!"
Crimson's eyes sharply moved to face Hinata before his body moved.
"And what do I gain by bringing a…" He looked her up and down, not impressed. "A dame on my mission?"
Hinata felt insulted by Crimson's wording.
"I know Stray Dog, and I can get him safely."
Crimson mockingly laughed in her face.
"You are a good liar, but your poker face sucks, toots." Crimson smirked. "I have been in this game a LONG time, and I can see when someone has an ulterior motive. Now," He turned to get into his car. "Beat it, before I need to give you a little Slap!"
'OH, He DID NOT do that!' Hinata thought as she watched the Limo leave.
Whipping out her phone, Hinata dialed a number as she started to walk briskly away from the street.
"Kiba, cancel all of our plans, we got a Stray Dog to wrangle." She stated hotly.
Next Morning, Pride Ring…
"You sure this was a good idea, babe?" Kiba asked as he drove the loaned car he borrowed from Kurama.
"Yes, now stop asking." Hinata replied, her eyes laser focused on Crimson's Limo.
Currently, the Limo and the two were parked near Dry Fuck Studios.
The sun was not even out, and it was humid.
"So weird that the Stray Dog lives in a place like this…" Kiba said, feeling jealous that Naruto got to live in such a swanky place.
"Shut up, someone's coming!" Hinata said, pushing Kiba down to hide under the door as she saw someone walking down the path from the Studio.
The front gate opened enough for Naruto to exit.
He was wearing sweat pants, a zip up sweater that had Silver Chariot and Jean Pierre Polnareff.
He had a back pack on as he walked down the street.
Hinata watched Crimson's limo start to follow Naruto.
"Kiba, start the car, we can't lose them!" Hinata all but screamed at her boyfriend in the small space.
With Naruto…
Naruto yawned deeply to the point he felt his jaw nearly Charley horse.
'God it is too early for this.' He thought as his music boomed through his earbuds in an attempt to wake him up.
He walked silently through the city, heading toward the grocery store.
After going to bed the night before, he and Loona were woken up by Andromeda crying.
Loona was the one who got up, and then informed him they were out of diapers.
'It's what I get for saying I'll buy more.' Naruto thought as he entered the store, heading toward the baby section. 'I guess I'll buy some other groceries too since I am here.'
He walked through the store, taking his time and checking each product to make sure it was what he wanted and needed for Andy.
However, unlike before when he would shop, Naruto had a lot of space.
Usually, it was a bit busier with more people willing to shove past each other.
'Huh?' Naruto thought as he took notice of this.
He walked past a family of imps… only for the parents to grab their children, nearly smooshing themselves into the shelf, to give him space.
'Weird.' Naruto thought as he made his way to the diapers.
He didn't see the diaper brand he and Loona had bought before.
"Excuse me, is there any more of this brand of diapers…" Naruto said politely, pulling up an image on his phone to ask the employee.
"I'LL GO CHECK IN THE BACK, SIR!" the imp screeched in panic.
'The fuck…' Naruto asked, his ears ringing. 'Okay, why are people running from me?'
Naruto took a few seconds to think… only to facepalm.
'RIIIIIIIIIGHT, Overlord status.' Naruto thought as his hand ran down his face. 'Ugh, I fucking hate this. Reminds me to much of being in high school again.'
The Imp returned, holding a bundle of diapers.
ONLY to throw them at Naruto, who caught them, and moved on.
Moving toward the frozen food section, Naruto bobbed his head in motion to 'Wake up People' by Sol'd Out.
The more he looked for his groceries, the more… déjà vu Naruto felt.
'Hmm… this reminds me of when Loona and I went shopping the day after we met.' Naruto thought, smiling at the pleasant memory.
Until it stopped being pleasant when Hinata and Kiba appeared.
Naruto's face soured at that recollection as he shut the glass door.
Seeing someone's reflection behind him, Naruto moved out of the way, being courteous.
"…"
Naruto was surprised, turning around as he pulled out an earbud.
"Were you talking to…"
"Been a while," The person cut off. "Stray Dog."
These words were said with such venom.
Such animosity.
With such familiarity.
'I know that voice.' Naruto thought as his fur started to stand on end as he took a good look at the person he was talking to.
"Hin…"
A fist entered his right peripheral vision.
Naruto dropped his handbasket as his head shattered glass, blood splattering across the frozen goods and the glass.
Entering shock, Naruto shook as he pushed himself out of the door frame, seeing his attackers.
"Now for this dog to nap."
Naruto watched Hinata's foot raise… before dropping on his head.
Meanwhile…
"Boss, he has been in there a while." Alessio said as he looked at Crimson through the rear-view Mirror.
"I know. He was only supposed to buy diapers." Crimson growled, hating the fact he had to wait.
Thanks to their visual and audible spies, the mafia boss had learned of Naruto's plight.
Thus, Crimson's plan.
Naruto goes shopping, and when he leaves, drive up and approach him with the offer of driving him home.
Currently, Crimson was stuck waiting in the limo.
Alessio tapped his fingers on the wheel, keeping his eyes on the door.
He jumped when the doors were kicked off the hinges of the store, hitting a few customers attempting to enter said store, revealing Hinata, Kiba, with a bloodied and unconscious Naruto being carried by the latter.
"THE FUCK!" Alessio and Crimson screamed in perfect unison.
Hinata ran past the limo.
"DRIVE, DRIVE, DRIVE! WE'LL FOLLOW!" She hollered as she booked it to Kiba's car.
The trunk opened via car keys auto open.
Kiba tossed Naruto into the trunk, slamming it shut before getting in the driver seat as Hinata got into the passenger's seat.
The Limo took off, followed by Kiba's car.
Ten Minutes Later, Open Field, Greed Ring…
"THE LITERAL FUCK WERE YOU THINKING, WOMAN!" Crimson demanded from Hinata, Alessio beside his boss as Kiba stood by Hinata. "I TOLD YOU TO NOT INTERFERE!"
"I WOULD NOT, WILL NOT, LET THAT BASTARD SLIP THOUGH MY FINGERS, SO SHOVE YOUR ORDERS UP YOUR PISS HOLE!" Hinata rebutted.
Crimson sizzled in anger.
His plan was simple.
To the point.
Plain as shit, Hostage Negotiation.
BUT NOW, with this psycho path in front of him, the negotiations were not going to be smooth.
"You little cunt."
"Leave my genitals out of this, ya' old fuck." Hinata interrupted.
Crimson's body shuddered from how angry he was.
His instincts told him to kill Hinata and Kiba right there, right now.
But…
He raised a hand toward Hinata, shakily pointing his index finger at her.
"Our employer WILL hear of this…" Crimson promised.
Hinata shrugged this off.
"Alright, boss, let me take over." Alessio offered, letting Crimson get back in the limo. "So, what did you two do in the store to get him?"
"Kicked him until he blacked out." Hinata said, hand on her shapely hips, a prideful smile on her face, chest puffed out.
Alessio's eye twitched.
'Oh, Kurama is going to be pissed.' He thought with a shudder. "Well, that is one way to get it done. Hand him over to us and we will take care of everything from here."
"Nope." Kiba said, a sinister smirk forming on his lips. "We captured the bastard, now we are a part of this operation you have for the boss. Either you agree, or we take him back to Kurama in Pride."
Alessio felt overwhelmed.
Not only did Crimson's simple plan get a wrench thrown in due to Kiba and Hinata's actions, the plan was totally derailed.
"Okay… okay… follow us to our headquarters." Alessio offered, getting into the Limo, not seeing the smirks on Kiba and Hinata's faces.
Meanwhile, Pride Ring, Dry Fuck Studios…
Andromeda attempted to grab Blitz's hand, only to miss when he pulled it away.
Blitz gushed at the pout Andromeda gave him.
"Oh, I am playing." Blitz told his granddaughter, letting her grab his hand.
Andromeda smiled as she held the red hand tightly, eyes shining with happiness that brought a smile to Blitz's lips.
"Aw…" He replied, trying not to cry in happiness.
As Blitz continued to play with the baby, Millie and Moxxie were showering, since the couple were preparing for work, Blitz already having showered and prepped.
"Naruto left early this morning. You think he is, okay?" Moxxie asked as he scrubbed his wife's back.
"I'm sure he is okay. He is an overlord after all." Millie replied, pride in her voice.
Moxxie's lip curled up with a quirked eyebrow.
'Where does she get this confidence?' He thought as he turned around, allowing Millie to scrub his back.
"I just hope he doesn't over buy whatever is keeping him." Moxxie said, sighing into his wife's embrace as Millie hugged him.
"Well, maybe, we should use this time to give Naruto a baby sibling?" Millie seductively asked. "Afterall, Blitz can't watch or interrupt us~~~"
Moxxie's lips rippled into a pleasurable smile as his boner rose in the heated air.
Meanwhile…
Verosika sipped her coffee as Loona finished brushing her hair.
"Thank you for doing this, Loona." Verosika thanked her beloved.
"No problem, babe." Loona said as she put the brush down. "Ever think about cutting it short?"
Verosika grabbed a lock of her hair, thinking about possible looks for her if she cut her hair.
"I think it would be cute." She said as she released the hair. "But the short hair quota is currently being filled by you, so why over stimulate Naruto."
Loona and Verosika chuckled at the thought of Naruto being overwhelmed sexually.
"Loona! Andy pooped again!" Blitz called from the other room. "WHERE THE FUCK IS NARUTO WITH THE DIAPERS!"
Greed Ring, Crimson's Mansion…
Naruto's eyes cracked open, fighting against their own weight as his vision adjusted to the light.
His head ached as he sat up, his head bandaged in medical wrap.
It felt like his brain had been rammed into the side of his skull.
'Where… am I?' Naruto thought as he did not recognize the room.
It was rectangular.
It had a small single person bed, which Naruto was laying on.
A small cabinet for clothes against the wall, a bedside table with a lamp, a small tv on a box, and a door.
Naruto sat up, hearing metal clink together.
Looking toward the ceiling, Naruto saw a length of metal chains attached to an anchored point, the chains leading down to a cuff on his left leg.
'THE FUCK!' Naruto thought as he sat up, instantly sitting down as his head became woozy. 'Fuck… fuck…'
Hand on his head to ease the pain, Naruto looked at the chain again.
Slowly getting up, Naruto used his hand to prop himself up on the wall, walking toward the door.
The chains clinked and clanked as he approached the door.
'Seems like there is enough chain…' Naruto thought as he stopped, the chain lifting his leg up as he stood a single inch from the door.
It gave Naruto enough range of movement within the room, but if he moved past his current point, he would be stopped.
Scoffing, Naruto grabbed the chain with his hands, intending on breaking it.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
Naruto collapsed, steam raising from his body after an unknown but survivable amount of electricity ran itself through his body.
'HOW THE FUCK DID THEY KNOW!' Naruto thought as he panted from the physical experience he had just endured.
A small sound emitted from the corner of the ceiling.
A small camera and a speaker attachment were visible.
"Sorry, Stray Dog, but we got you under wraps." A familiar voice said with unhidden hatred and anger.
"Hyuga…" Naruto gasped as he sat up.
"Ding-ding-ding, Correct!" Hinata said from the other side of the speaker, her voice dripping with condescending intent. "Let's give the mutt a bone for being a good boy."
Naruto growled.
"GIVE ME THAT!"
"Huh?"
"NO/GIVE IT TO ME/NO, NOW LEAVE/YOU BRAIN-DEAD WHORE!"
"What is going on?" Naruto asked, confused as he heard Hinata argue with someone else over the microphone.
"Hinata, just give it to him!"
"Kiba, don't you… HEY, THAT'S CHEATING!" Hinata squealed.
Naruto heard Hinata's ludicrous giggling fade as the current user of the mic taking deep breathes.
"Sorry about that, Naruto." The voice said, sounding familiar. "But let me welcome you to your ancestral home."
"Ancestral home?"
"Aw, you don't remember me? Even after your daughter nearly took my finger off." The speaker said in false pain.
"Old Man Crimson." Naruto said in realization.
"Yes, my grandson."
"What do you want from me?" Naruto asked, moving to look at the camera, the chain clinking with every movement of his leg.
"Nothing. I wanted YOU for something else, but let us not allow this… bad situation sour the relationship we should have." Crimson offered. "Trust me, having the bunny bitch and her cuck of a hound in this was not my plan."
Naruto scoffed in agreement.
It was probably the only thing Crimson and Naruto could agree on.
"Now, just be a good boy," Crimson offered. "Stay quiet, watch tv, and nothing will happen. I promise no further harm shall come your way or to your family."
Naruto scowled.
"If you touch my family, especially my daughter…"
"YOU HAVE A DAUGHTER!" Hinata screeched.
"OI, LAY OFF YOU BITCH!"
Naruto snickered at Hinata's outburst.
"HEY, ANSWER ME, STRAY DOG!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
Naruto collapsed again, his eyes glazing over as he heard Crimson and Hinata continue to argue over the remove.
'I need to get…' Naruto panted. 'To get out… of here…'
Control Room…
"BITCH I'LL RIP YOUR TEETH OUT AND MOUNT THEM ON MY WALL!" Crimson screeched, brandishing his Holy Knife as Alessio held him back.
"I'LL CHEW YOU IN HALF AND SUCK YOU DRY!" Hinata hollered as Kiba pinned her under his weight.
Both of the two antagonistic forces were foaming at the mouth to kill the other.
Between them, on the table, was the mic and the shock remote.
"Hey," Alessio called to Kiba. "Wanna drink?"
"You know, I'd kill for a drink." Kiba said with a smile.
"TRAITOR!" Hinata and Crimson yelled at their closest confidants being friendly.
"Let's also turn these off." Alessio said, turning off the mic and removing the remote batteries.
They released Hinata and Crimson, leaving them to go get a drink.
Crimson jumped Hinata, arm pulled back for a downward knife stab.
"GYAH!"
Hinata's leg was embedded into his stomach, spinning enough to send him through the door.
Crimson rolled, dropping his knife, his head spinning as he looked for the knife.
His eyes widened when he saw a shadow above him.
Hinata's foot embedded itself in the hallway floor.
"FUCKLE!" Hinata slurred in anger, trying to pull her foot out of the hole.
Crimson grabbed his knife and stabbed Hinata in the leg.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! YOU LITTLE SHIT!" Hinata bellowed, grabbing Crimson's horn.
Crimson violently twisted the knife when Hinata threw him by his horn down the hall.
Hinata clenched her teeth, yanking out the knife.
The Holy Magic that was embedded within it permeated into her body.
Flipping the blade in reverse grip, Hinata charged down the hall toward the imp.
*BANG*
Hinata's momentum came to a stop as a hole smoked from the bullet in the wall.
Crimson stood upright, calm and cool, his eyes sharp as he held his Holy Fire arm in his hand.
He was like Clint Eastwood in The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly.
Hinata growled as she lowered the knife to the ground, putting her hands up in submission.
Crimson walked slowly toward Hinata, his tail picking up his knife before he took it in his hand.
"Remember this if anything can get through that hybrid skull of yours…" Crimson stated smoothly.
Hinata was forced to her knees.
"Kick and scream all you want," Crimson told her, knife to her cheek. "But nothing gets between family."
He walked past the rabbit/succubus growled viciously.
Her vision was red.
"Here, need a hand…" A hand appeared in her vision as Crimson turned the corner. "And a BIG DICK?"
Skip, Evening…
"Okay… this is not normal…" Loona said in concern as she fed Andromeda.
"I know, he should be back by now." Verosika replied as she paced back and forth.
*RING-RING*
Verosika dived over the bed to the bedside table, knocking her phone over.
She attempted to catch it many times before she caught it between her boobs.
"Hello, Naruto? Is that you?" Verosika asked, having seen his name on the screen.
"Greetings, Ms. Mayday, I do apologize, but Naruto is currently being my hostage." Crimson said confidently on the other side of the phone.
Chapter 68, DONE!
It has begun.
Yeah, if Hinata was not forcing herself and Kiba into this for her need of vengeance, this would have turned out very differently.
Hope you all like the small skirmish between Hinata and Crimson, it was a lot of fun to write.
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