At Tolkien's farm house...
Clyde: Who wants to tell the next scary story?
Brimmy: Well...
Tweek: I'll tell it!
Clyde: Are you sure, Tweek?
Tweek: Yes! I'm sure! I want to tell it!
Clyde: Okay. Go ahead.
Tweek: Okay. Here's my story. It all started at my family's coffee shop.
It transitions into the story, and Richard enters the coffee shop with a new coffee machine.
Richard: Family, I bought something that's gonna improve our coffee and make it better than it already is.
Mrs. Tweak: What did you buy?
Richard: A brand new coffee machine.
Mrs. Tweak: Where did you get it from?
Richard: A pawn shop. Some guy said it's haunted or something, but I don't believe him.
Tweek: But... What if he's right?
Richard: Nonsense Son. Nothing is haunted. (He puts it on the table and plugs it up.) Perfect.
Tweek: I don't know about this...
The coffee machine starts to glow.
Mrs. Tweak: Is that supposed to do that?!
Richard: Yeah, but don't worry. It won't go crazy.
Tweek: I hope not! Gah!
2 Hours Later...
Tweek: (Sweeping the floor) I gotta finish my chores. And I do wish Craig was here, but he's in space with some of my friends right now. (He sees the coffee machine transform.) What the?! (The machine splashes coffee and a bunch of coffee liquid morph into people.) What the fuck is this?! This is some crazy shit going on right now!
Coffee Person: Tweek...
Tweek screams in fear and runs out the shop. The coffee army chased after him.
At Clyde's house, he is watching a movie with Bebe when Tweek entered and barricaded the door.
Clyde: Dude, what the hella are you doing?!
Tweek: Coffee people are after me!
Bebe: What are you talking about?
They heard banging.
Tweek: See?! It's them! They're trying to kill me!
Clyde: And you led them here?!
Bebe: Do something to get them out of here!
Tweek: I gotta think of something! (He goes outside and grabs a hose and returns.) Maybe this hose will take them out!
Bebe: That's not gonna work!
Clyde: Maybe if we use whip cream on him...
Tweek: That's it. Do you guys have any whip cream?
Clyde: Yeah. Why?
Tweek grabs the whip cream and heads outside.
Coffee Person 2: There you are!
Tweek: Eat whip cream, motherfuckers!
He screams while shooting whip cream at the coffee people.
Coffee Person 3: IT BURNS!
He continues to shoot whip cream at them and they all died seconds later.
Tweek: Now to deal with that machine!
He rushes back to the coffee shop.
Back at Tweek Bros. Coffee, the machine is about to kill Tweek's parents.
Richard: I shouldn't known buying that machine was a bad idea!
Mrs. Tweak: You think?!
Just as the machine was about to kill them, Tweek splashes a bucket of water all over and it powers down.
Tweek: You guys okay?!
Richard: Yeah. Thanks Tweek.
Mrs. Tweak: Don't ever purchase haunted items again.
Richard: I sure won't.
Story ends.
It transitions back to reality.
Tweek: The end.
Brimmy: So that story was about a haunted coffee machine?
Tweek: Yeah.
Brimmy: Okay...
Clyde: That story was okay, mainly because I was in it.
The boys rolled their eyes.
Stay tuned for the final scary story.