"Alright... I'll bite, whats with her." Zara frowned as Lana began thumping her foot repeatedly as she was tied to a chair that was bolted down.
"Oh she's going through cocaine withdrawal." Pam said
"Wait we could've taken drugs on this mission AWW!" Cheryl pouted.
"This sucks!" Lana snapped "You saw the way I move, I was like bloody Neo!" Lana growled
"Look Lana I get it, cocaine is amazing, but its bad for you! Especially since the entire trade use alot of salt to save on margin. There are tons of safer illegal drugs you can use." Pam said.
"Sigh, I was really enjoy being the glass-repair guy, it was peaceful." Cyril
"An I enjoy being the guy who caught marlins... granted I sucked at fishing and needed to buy said marlin from the next town over but still... It hurts." Archer frowned.
"At least I got to blow up a bell-tower!" Pam grinned
"Damn, I can't tell whether we picked the wrong time to go on vacation or not." Zara mutter to Ray.
"Not me, they probably force me to hold down Lana." Ray said, as he eyed Pam black eye.
"And it sounds more than what we did." Krieger said
"What did you did exactly?" Cyril asked confused
"Yeah I wasn't going to say... but I was expecting more... science runamock." Archer said
"Yeah I thought for SURE there was going to be a giant sentient blob eating all the interns by now." Pam said
"Or at least a Parasitic monster riding everyone like they were fucking Krang from tmnt." Archer said
"We thought of doing that, but then we figure when Lana came back, she force us to clean up, which yuck so we decided of just doing nothing." Kreiger said
"But then the drones got all twitchy thinking we were up to something and started to refuse work." Cheryl said "So we had this plan to create a fearful conspiracy but then they figure it out and got annoyed. So now there just doing there jobs.'
"Wait, so when were acting shady there calm, but when were acting like normal people, there paranoid as hell?" Archer asked annoyed
"It make sense though." Cyril frowned "Anyone who knows us even remotely would find that disturbing behavior."
"Have to agree, I mean I find you guys interesting as hell bu if you were acting professional, my first thought would be pod people-." Zara said
"And then you shoot us to make sure we don't do that scream thing, Yeah I can that." Pam nodded.
"Point is, you guys got a vacation/town destroyed/drug factory and all we got was twitchy drones." Cheryl whined
"Oh please, that town was mostly intact when we left." Pam scoffed.
"Don't care, I want to blow up stuff!" Cheryl demanded
"If we let you blow up the ship we stoled, will you stop whining." Archer said
"YES!" Cheryl said as they began to leave.
"Hey if your going back to the ship, can you double check to see if it has any more cocaine? PLEASE!?" Lana begged.